Session 86

Ghostwish has connected.

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Liatai:People! :D

Ghostwish::3

Ghostwish:brb, bio!

Railock:flee!

* VAE mroweth

VAE:Why people? what about lynxes?

Liatai:Aren't lynxes people too? :B *brick'd*

Railock:she didn't say humans just people

VAE:Lynxes are folks :3

Liatai:Folks, then! :D

RAM has connected.

Dr. Hatari:Oh dear.

Dr. Hatari:Tons of images failing to load on Arcane district street. Let me try the old re-download.

VAE:<font color="#000000">?

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Liatai:<font color="#000000">... yeah I kind of went a little crazy with festival decorations and costumes. ^^;;;

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Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hm.

Railock:<font color="#000000">good thing tech isn't here then. his computer wouldn't be able to handle it hah

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Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It doesn't appear to be helping. A good 40% of the items on Arcane District are red X's.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Probably all those costumed tokens. ^^;

Railock:<font color="#000000">fine for me

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm

VAE:<font color="#000000">there's a couple red Xs for me too

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Liatai:<font color="#000000">I could export the map and put it on the swap for download, if you think it'd help.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Every other map is fine, although there is one red X in Zairith's house tilted at an angle. Presumably a book on the table.

Railock:<font color="#000000">biggest reason you get a red X? not enough memory

RAM:<font color="#990000">I've got quite a few X's myself.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep, a book on the table.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I thought someone would say that.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Is it the one on the right or the left?

<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I have 1,000mb of ram allocated to maptools. :P

Railock:<font color="#000000">When I went to this map, I say a huge memory usage spike

Railock:<font color="#000000">same as me. don't know then. I jkust know I start to get red x's when my memory usage is getting too high

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sheesh. That's what I get for trying to create a vibrant carnival environment. =w=;

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VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

VAE:<font color="#000000">full arse of red X

VAE:<font color="#000000">hell, Robin is red X

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Liatai:<font color="#000000">Deleted one of the Zairith books; that one was largely set dressing anyway.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Proceeding to upload Arcane District Street to the Swap.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That was the one.

<font color="#0000ff">VAE is disconnected.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I wish there were a way to tell the client to try redownloading specific images. &gt;:.

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Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">back. :3

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Liatai:<font color="#000000">11%...

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RAM:<font color="#990000">Hi Ghost!

RAM:<font color="#990000">Hi Meany!

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Hewwo!

GM:<font color="#000000">While we're waiting for that, shall we do character questions? :3

* RAM gets today off! :D

* RAM can actually participate in the whole session today!

VAE:<font color="#000000">perhaps

GM:<font color="#000000">Today's question, June 16th, is &quot;What is your character's idea of a perfect day?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Red Xs still rampant.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">&gt;:.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'm uploading the map.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Sunny, a slight breeze to keep the temperature down. Wind in my face as I roar down the street, my cute little fiance leaning back against me. :3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">When it's done, you can DC, import the map, and then connect; should remove the red X's.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">24%...

RAM:<font color="#990000">Giggidy.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;A day with no distractions, spent practicing.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Thunder, lightning, torrential rain, and a good strong wind.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">took me long enough to find my token. XP

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">LEVEL 20 WIZAR-*brick'd*

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">A perfect day... a quiet day, a day where things go well, a successful day.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">The Tricksters' Feast comes pretty close. :3 Happy people all around, good food, good company, music in the air.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Windy, foggy, and lots of people in the streets. &gt;|3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">you know.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">A day of peaceful reading.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">With this being a tinkers place..lots of science...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">why the hell....

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Nonono.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">It's SCIENCE!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">do we not hvae INDOOR plumbing?

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Because tech is a goober.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Too practical.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Perfect, sunny morning, with a light drizzle by mid-afternoon, followed by a cool, cloudless night. Several break throughs into the arcane during the day, and an entire clan shows up to join the community. Also, Thomas' head on a pike.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The same reason the furnace is on the outside wall? :B *brick'd!*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I am so designing the next upgrade of the base...

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;All day in the forest, tracking an elusive magical beast!&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">I read that.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">As an elusive magical bear.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">And thought OH NO, FLUFFLES!

RAM:<font color="#990000">VAE, I'm pinging you in the chat!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">But Fluffles is psionic. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hard to say... on one side, discovering a conspiracy, getting commended by the commander, those all count. But a truly perfect day ... one when you know no trouble is happening, and that none *can* happen .. an orderly, calm town which we watch over.. That, or the news of that vile lolthian city being burned to the ground.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Except psioics don't exist in Akellon.

RAM:<font color="#990000">So...a day in Braxton Falls?

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">So everyone would assume magic.

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is your character an optimist or a pessimist?&quot; How do you see the glass, ladies and gentlemen? :B \=/

* Gamal-Junayd cuts the glass in two.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">The glass exists. Realist.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">one full glass, one ring of glass

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;A day in Braxton Falls would fit. Especially since there's Gradia..&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Depends, what's in the glass?

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">The glass is mine. Capitalist.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">The glass exists. It may be full of water, or acid. One cannot tell without closer examination.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;This may come as a shock to you, but would you believe I'm ultimately a pessimist? Had a lot of crap come down on me in my life, and I tend to be overly cautious in my advances in my life.&quot;

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">No comment.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">I'm with Shankfang. What's in the glass? :B

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I, on the other hand, am an optimist, just less of a silly git than Edward and more careful in my planning.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Expect the worst, then prepare to deal with it. If only the others would listen to me more often...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Because if it's booze, then it's an empty glass now. :3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;After all, he who expects the worst is either right, or pleasantly surprised.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Optomist, usually. If it's tasty, though, the glass is halfway to empty and needs a refill soon -- wait.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Edward?

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">THE PLAYER WAS NAMING NPCS. HUSH. XD

Edaric:<font color="#000000">WHO'S EDWARD D: Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">I'M LEAVING YOU. I HAVE A NEW LOVER NOW.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">ARE YOU BEST-FRIEND CHEATING ON ME HOW DARE YOU D: Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">YOU NEVER UNDERSTOOD ME. I'M LAWFUL!

Miron:<font color="#A14D7F">Ladies, ladies.

Miron:<font color="#A14D7F">You're both pretty.

Miron:<font color="#A14D7F">Now hush.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... how...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Fix'd. XP

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">:P

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;Has your character ever struck someone in anger?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Spells don't count!&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">... not that I can recall... :.

VAE:<font color="#000000">how the fuck did owl do that

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Nope.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Yes.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Um.. is there anyone who hasn't?|&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Yes.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">No.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Yes.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Maximum yes.

GM:<font color="#000000">Heh. This one should be interesting.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Yes, many times.

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;Your character recieves a mysterious package. There's no return address (or not one that he recognizes) and he wasn't expecting anything. What does he do?&quot;

Haron Silverthrush:<font color="#000000">Admit it. How many of you thought immediately it was from me? =3= *brick'd*

Tokens dropped onto map 'Tinker Workshop and VG HQ'DM:<font color="#0000FF">HEY I ALREADY ASKED THIS ONE-*brick'd*

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Enough detection spells to make Miron sweat.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;First, check it for traps, magical and physical. Then, very carefully open it, as I still might have not noticed something. Or better, let someone else do it.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Well, that's mysterious. But I'd open it.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Open it.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">I think my curiosity would get the better of me and I'd open it.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Is it ticking, leaking, smelly, etc.?

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Open it.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Open it.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">I would open it. Remotely. Preferably with the help of a mage.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">I have this mummified elf hand that can do that. :D

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Swallowtail got it right.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">*BANG BANG BANG*

Talfeera:<font color="#990000">&quot;Snugglebear, what was that?&quot;

Vuz:<font color="#FF0000">It was full of kittens. Good job, hero.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Mysterious box.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Map's up!

GM:<font color="#000000">Those who want to grab it may grab it! :3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Who the hell would box-send kittens?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Yay!

VAE:<font color="#000000">um, how does that help?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... someone with more computer knowledge help me explain? ^^; I just know that loading the map from a file on your computer, rather than downloading everything from a server, helps get rid of red X's.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ah

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Your computer has a local reference instead of a networked one.

VAE:<font color="#000000">but, how do you do that?

VAE:<font color="#000000">force maptool to load from a file

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Download the map from the Akellon Swap.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">DC from here.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... maybe close MapTool too, then reopen it.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Import the map file.

VAE:<font color="#000000">right

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Wait for it to load, then reconnect.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">FOUND LENWOOD.

<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

VAE:<font color="#000000">where's the mapfile?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Documents.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ah

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Heh. Is Lenwood now the Waldo of Akellon? XP

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">who is he and why must he be found?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">A background NPC I've put on every town or city &quot;central map&quot; that the party's been on, except for Redtree.

<font color="#0000ff">RAM is disconnected.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">then yes. yes he is waldo

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Liatai:<font color="#000000">Tathi hunted him and his dog down in Resca and weaseled a name out of him.

<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

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Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Well that failed miserably.

<font color="#0000ff">Dr. Hatari has connected.

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RAM:<font color="#990000">Worked for me! :D

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Good for you.

<font color="#0000ff">VAE has connected.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">There we go. I downloaded the campaign sendable a while ago, closed client (this was necessary) loaded map file, connected, and the images have all loaded now.

<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

VAE:<font color="#000000">what the fuck

VAE:<font color="#000000">ah, closed client

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VAE:<font color="#000000">yep, that helped

VAE:<font color="#000000">also, Lia, that's a massive map

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes, I know. =w=;

* VAE no idea how do folks make that sort of thing

<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It was made waaaaaaay back near the start of the campaign, and I had help.

* VAE particularly not much of a fan of maplaking

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Especially from a certain owl.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Can you see Robin's festival garb now?

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Ja.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yes.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Woo.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Have you watched a map be nothing but ?s of various sizes, then build itself?

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">It's creepy as hell.

VAE:<font color="#000000">haha

* VAE can

GM:<font color="#000000">... I imagine most of you are checking out the map right now, just lemme know when you're done. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I've been leveling, actually.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Lazaruses are done.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That's why I was quiet during char Q's.

VAE:<font color="#000000">a) where did you get that token and b) an inquisitor in festive garb is such a hillarious concept

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It's the same character used for her normal token. :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I'm ready.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Actually, her normal token is an alternate costume for that character, and this is, if I'm not mistaken, the character's normal garb. x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">where the hell do you get all these tokens

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Robin dresses in relatively fancy clothes even when she's not in disguise.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The Internet. :B

* VAE thought that's for porn

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Trust me.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Hmm...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The best skill you can possibly develop for the purposes of getting good token art is how to efficiently sift through all the porn.

RAM:<font color="#990000">The dancer have character portraits. They must be important. *brick'd*

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Only used one mask?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's like prospecting for gold through hundreds of pounds of dirt.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Will need to expand the selection. :V

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Three masks.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Most of them were so associated with Caex in my head I couldn't separate them out as NPCs. x3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">And the dancers have portraits just because they're meant to catch the eye. :B

* Ghostwish wakes up. o.o;

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">I .. really approve of Hatari's analogy

GM:<font color="#000000">Okay! Who's ready to rock? :3

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">And roll!

* Shankfang the Deffrider is a Rock and Roll Messiah!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Present. =w=

* Gamal-Junayd is ready to dance

Miron:<font color="#000000">Present

GM:<font color="#000000">Let's roll!

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Yo.

GM:<font color="#000000">Last session on Akellon... a slightly snowy Damarron 3rd. Highlights included fey wine, dismissing Silverthrush, and a scrying north to Yoriver. And oh yes! The Guardians became OFFICIAL! :D

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:D

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The sacred canine duty has reared its snuffling muzzle. Brb.

Gamal-Junayd whispers: I noticed you took off the notes of what should be where ont he fairgrounds map, heh

GM:<font color="#000000">Does anyone have any more RP to do on this chilly evening, or shall we start heading toward dawn?

You whisper to Railock: Click the tents. They're still there. :3

Gamal-Junayd whispers: ah

You whisper to Railock: Just less cluttered this way.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I do not. :3

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Sneak sneak sneak.

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor probably spent rest of the evening digging in the library...

Miron:<font color="#000000">wait!

* Shankfang the Deffrider made sure to spend some time attempting to build Rose.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Didn't Tom said he'll go fetch the other Mace folks once his business is done?

Miron:<font color="#000000">There's fey wine to be dealt with

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&gt;:)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">If it's the 3rd...festivals on the 6th...we can spend the 4th figuring out what we want to actually have all at the festival

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ael, seriously, cut it out, will you?&quot;

Tokens dropped onto map 'Vigilant Guardian HQ'Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Says the sneaker. The Ed I know typically isn't this secretive.&quot; :|

Tokens dropped onto map 'Vigilant Guardian HQ'Tokens dropped onto map 'Vigilant Guardian HQ'Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is there a problem?&quot;

Tokens dropped onto map 'Vigilant Guardian HQ'Tokens dropped onto map 'Vigilant Guardian HQ'Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">since your both doing this in front of me

Tokens dropped onto map 'Vigilant Guardian HQ'Tokens dropped onto map 'Vigilant Guardian HQ'Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Ed's been a little strange, lately. He's got both me and Tathi concerned.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd looks at Ed and back to aelian

* Shankfang the Deffrider trots out with his fiance on his shoulder, heading for the workshop, but stops at the congregation just outside the door.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Strange how?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;I don't think sleeping one night on a couch constitutes 'a little strange,' but apparently I'm wrong.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">So, what day is it, even?

VAE:<font color="#000000">still 3rd, eh?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Damarron 3rd. Yep.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sleeping on the couch? Did you take some girl up to your room then get kicked out of your own room?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">*snerk*

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wha -- no.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian snickers. &quot;Well, I hadn't thought of that. What ever am I going to tell all your sisters, Edaric?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Back and caught up.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;When did Barbarus' minions leave?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Either way.. after finding nothing new related to the land use over at Yoriver that's accessible to his mapreading skill, Miron sighs, and sets off to the Mace headquarters.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;How did they leave without making a lot of noise, even?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... soundproof walls. Didn't you hear Gnogglebolt yesterday?&quot; &gt;.&gt;;

* Swallowtail looks over the group.

* VAE moved the token, tell me if there's anything notable on way there, and when shall he knock on the door.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Not everyone wears armor, Sszeyl. It's usually quite simple to leave quietly.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus sighs. &quot;Well.. I don't imagine anything else really needs to be said.. but.. be careful, you two.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;The stealth-fighter, too?&quot; =w=;;;;;;; Ed looks over the steadily amassing crowd.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Me too what? I am just here because it seemed the place to be.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Everyone else is standing here.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Maybe it might be more comfortable for us to sit on the couches then.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Hey let's all stand around Ed in a circle. :3

Raerarael:<font color="#000000">&quot;We will. Thank you for the heads-up.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Circle-Jerk!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Inch.

* Dr. Hatari trout slaps. =3=

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I am entirely seconding that notion. Be careful!&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We're professionals. You two be careful. Whatever it is you've been doing.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">As an aside

* VAE bricks liatai for addictive video

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hubba hubba zoot zoot. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">deba huba zat zat a nom nom

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Deed Hy miss zumddink? Vy are ve hall gangink up on Ed?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Num. :v

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">It's num.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">*claw'd*

* VAE claws. Nom

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;How about this, I've got a few things to discuss about events at the fair. Lets sit down and hammer a few ideas out...instead of making Ed here obviously uncomfortable. It's either nothing really important, or something he'll talk about when ready. As long as it doesn't interfere with him able to operate and isn't against us...don't see asking him why he slept on the couch is really important, or likely to be a problem at all.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">with a nasal pronounciation

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">^^;

* Thomas Lazarus stands.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thank you.&quot; ^^; &quot;Sure.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Events?&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd sits, and hopes others take his example

VAE:<font color="#000000">Wait, inquiry launched as to why someone slept on the couch

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So...we have a number of tents. I do'nt know how crowded the city is going to be during the festival..but Shankfang...that..contraption of yours. Do you think maybe as a fund raiser you could offer rides? Either on it, or towing some sort of wagon? Safely?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">This is Castleton Hills 902 10

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ja!&quot; :D

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;That's an idea.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi sighs as the image fades. &quot;It's hard being here, with them out there battling fiends.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Maybe you should spend time scouting a route, see if we need any permissions if were operating vehicles during the fair tommorrow.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;And maybe get an idea of how much you should charge.&quot; :.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vell, Hy hefn' been pulled over for drivink trough de schtreets yet. So, no, Hy don' tink ve need henny schpecial permission.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Does it cost much to keep your vehicle running?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Operating as a vehicle for paying passengers might have different rules than riding one for your own operation.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">...Remind me how much incindigas cost?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Lia?

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;And remember, these are likely going to be commoners and peasents. Let's do our best to keep the price in the coppers range.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">20 GP per vial.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah. A copper will usually get you anywhere you need to go in the city in a coach cab.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;It takes a full vial uf incindigas for eight schtraight hours uf operation, und each vial kosts tventy gold...&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then would it be feasable to keep it to jsut a copper? Or would that be running at a loss?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So we'd have to have 2000 passengers in 8 hours to break even at a copper.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Does it matter what speed your going at?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Whenever the Scrying concludes, presumably soon, Tom folds his arms and sighs lightly. &quot; Yeah. ... But there's only so much we can juggle at once. Besides. They're handling the guerrilla resistance part pretty well, it seems. I don't there would be any less trouble avalanching down on everyone's heads if we just went out there in force without knowing what's what, sanction, or anything, and attacked the government body. Until such a time as we have the acknowledgement of the crown's law, the duke out there could full well bunker up and get us branded outlaws or rebels. This is just how it has to be.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;That raises a question.'

VAE:<font color="#000000">wait, what's the population of Castleton

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Dude do you always sneeze walls of text like that? :P

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Are we doing this for profit, or to endear ourselves to the populace?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">12,001-25,000. It's a large city.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Sorry. Seasonal allergies. *sniff*

VAE:<font color="#000000">right .. 2k in 8 hours is absurd

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I was hoping to raise some money for the organisation. Though, we can run some thigns at a loss for endearing, and others for profit.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi sighs. &quot;Now, I half wish SEEDS wasn't just getting started. I would send a contingent of elven warriors up there at the drop of a leaf.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">asides from it being 250 folks per hour which is hard to handle

* Thomas Lazarus murmurs, &quot; I'll make a report. &quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">you are assuming tht something like a tenth of a population shows up for a ride

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Let's just.. worry about our affairs for the rest of the day, eh?&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">If I may metagame a little?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well, there's not much problem with some in the party having unrealistic plans

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">I think this is the sort of thing where the players go, hey! We're gonna do this. And the DM just goes, okay, you turn such and such profit. And to hell with the rules. DM? :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's just that..this kinda hurts the rare sense

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I was going to, but then everyone went into plan-minutia mode. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Anyways. Thank you for the opportunity to participate again. I appreciate it, Tathi.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi dons a sarcastic smirk. &quot;Gee, guess I better grow wings and become a dragon while I'm at it if it's that easy.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hmph.&quot; =w=;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Schpeed does not matter. It iz a very efficient engine like dat.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Oh hells, Thomas, no need to thank me. Your sister is out there, for pete's sake. Heck, you know what? I plan to try scrying on my mother some day soon, and even my brother, if I can manage it. You want to check in on a family member, just see if I'm busy.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hell will be repaid in kind soon enough.&quot; He glances aside, briefly distracted.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then mayube figure out a path that goes out of town on a very fast speed, circle the town, bring em in...or we just consider this one a loss and drop it to a copper. Mayube 1 copper gets two kids, as they'll be the ones really loving the speed.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... we could probably get away with 3 or 5 copper a ride, given how it's a novelty and all, or even a gold... that's still... 40 rides at 5 copper a ride to break even.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Thank you. Actually, I can scry as well. ... Well. I believe I can. I have never tried. But I certainly can't do that handy trick you do where we can speak with them on the other end. But I digress.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If we push it to 5 copper, we better be showing off the speed. Make it worth it. But I think it might be better if we keep it low, and eat the cost. Use other attractions to make it up&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;What other attractions?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;That.. that took practice. It isn't easy. Whoever designed this spell apparently meant it for observation only. Perverted young human wizard, maybe?&quot; :3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;WEll,. I'll be baking. I know barbarus's crew has a number of things..Sszeyel, think maybe you could do paintings on the spot for people?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy tink ve kan definitely get avay vith a higher kost.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ah, now there's an idea.&quot; |3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'll be going for the evening. Take care.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;It's not like dis iz meant to be a taxi service. It's an attraction.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">That's the best theory on origin of scrying ever

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Ta!&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus steps out.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nomming Tathi for that

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ohh, like caricatures, that kind of thing?&quot; :3 !

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;An attraction gun eighty MPH.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Depends on what someone wants, how much time it might take, and how much it costs to make it...I'm not a painter, so I'll leave that decision up to those that are.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus steps downstairs, pauses, and rubs his chin.

* Thomas Lazarus walks into the meeting room.

* Thomas Lazarus takes a seat and falls into meditative prayer for a time. &quot;...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Haloo Tom!&quot; :D

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;What do you want me doing? Security? Attracting people?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus offers a nod of acknowledgement before sitting down to pray.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;What would you prefer? The Toris's said they'd help with promotions, and I already have lans to pay for a number of town cryers, posters to be spread.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">I bet you could attract a -lot- of people...

RAM:<font color="#990000">*kunai'd*

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;It sounds like security is needed more. I will watch the crowds for trouble.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd nods

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Could be of use for finding cheaters for what I've got planned as a central attraction as well. It's rule simple but..it IS a festival of olidmmara.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Central attraction?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Paintings on the spot I can do.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Were going to havea stage built, while it's slow, I plan on doing some performance sword dancing...Ed, do you think you could provide some music for that?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;I am nothing if not fast.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">After about ten or fifteen minutes of spell prep, Tom steps back out into the lobby. He rubs the corners of his eyes. &quot;...Now what's all this I keep overhearing, anyways?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Holy crap where did he get that canvas?

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+10+mod = 15 + 10 + 2 = 27&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Craft (painting) check!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sure!&quot; :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;OH!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+10+mod = 20 + 10 + 2 = 32&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Craft (painting) check!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy can do some schtuff, too!&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;What schtuff?&quot; :.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Gun tricks!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang draws his flintlock, and spins it around his finger, smiling toothily. :3

* Liatai is singing that song, gosh darn it. XD &quot;A hoorepa a hoorepa a-huh hoorepa a num num...&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, that's meant for in between what I'm really hoping will take off. I'm going to offer a pool. Starts small, but anyone who cares to place a bet can step in the ring against me. If they win, they take the pool. If htey lose, most of their bet gets added to the pool instead.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;... can you do without hurting the audience?&quot; =w=;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&gt;:3

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I don't like that look.&quot; ^^l

* Thomas Lazarus =w=;'s at all the dangerous suggestions.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">*^^;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, hey Tom.&quot; :3 &quot;We're talking over things to do at the festival.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Plan on keeping the rules simple...If the opponent goes unconcious, leaves the ring, or gives up, fights over, no continuing. No killing. And the one someone might cheat at...no effects or combat outside the ring.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hmm...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Trying to find a target...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Course..as the announcer will be on a podiom that's part of the ring...&quot; he smiles and looks to ed &quot; Mind being the announcer as well, and perhaps giving some morale lifting musical accompaniment?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Lia, anything in the room that would make a decent target?

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Aelian, come look at this. Would you like me to replace your previous portrait of yourself, and Tathi's with this one?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Announcer, hmm... I've never really done any sort of announcing stuff, but I could give it a shot. It might be nice to get a second bard around to swap out with, though.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd nods.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Announcing is all bombast and diaphram-voice.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;And what about adding a little edge through your music? It is the festival of olidmara after all.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Else I'm gonna end up with bloody fingers.&quot; :P &quot;... Hmmmmm...&quot; |3 &quot;Maybe...&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is one of hte new recruits a bard?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey, you're right! The gnome -- Boddynock -- he's a bard. Not sure what he plays, though.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Wow.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Liatai, you may enjoy this.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Svallowtail?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;He seemed to know the Talespinner crowd pretty well.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;His home plane is Ysgard. His realm, on the border with Limbo, is called the Den of Olidammara. His holy symbol is a grinning mask. Other symbols of his faith include the kantele and the number nine.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Oh right, I forgot.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Cirno-god. =w=;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">*SNRK*

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 18 + 11 = 29&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Control Shape.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Wow. XD

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Yes!

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Mind givink me a target?&quot; &gt;:3

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">ACK sorry, unannounced AFK

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;I am not going to let you shoot me.&quot; =w=;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Wb.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Not hyu, silly.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian has a peek at the new picture.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey Tom..think you might be able to help out and make sure no one gets too hurt? Or will you be busy patroling?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I seriously doubt anyone on the premesis would appreciate you firing a gun at anything on the premesis..&quot; =3=

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Chust zumddink to schoot.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Should probably not be shooting indoors anyway.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is very loud.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That's not a toy, you know.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Fine, fine. Ruin my fun, why don't you. =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You wanted to randomly fire a gun at something in our lobby! &gt;:O

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Sorry, you ran headfirst into the high-Wis brigade. :P

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Why don't you just BURN DOWN THE BUILDING *ALL THE BRICKS*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;:3 !

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Not randomly, selectively. Have some faith in the man who's entire schtick is to accurately shoot guns. =3=

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Sszeyl hands over a canvas shwoing Aelian and Tathi standing upon a spotlighted dias among a crowd of elves. Aelian is shooting arrows into the air with such speed that his bow is producing smoke from the friction, while Tathi lights the arrows aflame with an arcane gesture. The ashes from the arrows fall down as manycoloured leaves, pleasing the crowd. Kor is using an arrow with a silk ribbon shaft as a weapon to defend himself from the elven hounds slightly offscreen. On the back is the title: Lord and Lady.

Tokens dropped onto map 'Castleton - Arcane District Street'Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;It would be nice to have a healer as talented as you around if there's gonna be combat, Tom. Though if you're busy...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Fine, fine.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Barbarus' minions are also providing free healing.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Yah, Hy kan do so viddout hurtink hennyone in de audience.&quot; =3=

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;For the demonstration, and the populace.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thomas said that is not the right word, minions. Interns.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider: <font color="#990000">&quot;Seriously, it's like Hy hefn' already proven my accuracy several times over.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;But Barbarus calls them minions. :.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Barbarus also calls everything we do murder.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;(Common is confusing.)&quot; =w=;

Unknown command: &quot;Amayan&quot;. Try /help for a list of commands.Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">^ Amayan

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">:B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, if someone decides to break say..rule two..Thomas on hand to help stop as well as heal could be useful.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Holy mackeral, Sszeyl.. embellishing us much?&quot; Aelian says, staring at the picture.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;As if I wasn't doing that with Barbarus' painting, or my own.&quot; :P

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I would be happy to stand by and offer preventative healthcare. Sorta-speak.&quot; =w=;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Excellent, that's a worry of my mind.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Atleast in the afternoon. I had a few plans of my own, come dusk or so.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd nods

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Speaking of which, I'll be returning to the hostel if anyone needs me for anything.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Good night.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Bai Tomas!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Havea good rest&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">that said

VAE:<font color="#000000">did Miron ever arrive there yet?

* VAE :3

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;But, sure Sszeyl! New art is good.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Excellent.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well. It was asked at the beginning of the session if we had anything else important to do before skipping to the next day. So my belated answer is no, if people want to move on. But Tom is going back to the hostel for shenanigans as evening begins.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Shenanigans?

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">The kind that get you pistol whipped?

VAE:<font color="#000000">haha

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Possibly. *smote*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I think we can also include booths for promotion of seeds, the tinker school, and the guardians itself. Who knows, we may end up with soem jobs out of the fair. Anyone have any other ideas of thigns we could do, booths to set up?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Nothing on such short notice.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Nein.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">As Thomas walks back to the L.M.H., he makes a few subtle gestures and murmurs a prayer. A sublte magical effect gets cast. *w*

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron finally arrives a few minutes later.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vell den, if dat iz all, Hy em goink to vork on Rose.&quot; :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;I am off to wander the river again.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Ta.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang and Talfeera leave for the workshop proper.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I think that's all. Ed, want to joi me on the roof? we can practice a bit, unless your tired from not having a proper nights bed rest.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Now...

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thought it'd take longer, brother.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nah, Tom took care of that this morning. Let's go.&quot; :3

RAM:<font color="#990000">I, unfortunately, do not have the book with the crafting rules on my laptop.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Lia, mind providing some assistance? :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hm..? Ah. That. No, she was pretty much finished with the cast when I stepped in.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd nods, and heads up

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm. Probably should practice my own scrying at some point.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;C'mon Tavia. Almost time for bed.&quot;

Smoke:<font color="#000000">:D !

Smoke:<font color="#000000">WOOF!

Aldura: <font color="#000000">WOOF!

<font color="#000000"> :D

* Gamal-Junayd begins to go into a dance routine. nothign special, so taking it easy taking 10, 21 result

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Awww.&quot; |D

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So..you seemt o be avoiding your friends questions a lot lately. Is sleeping on the couch such a strange thing?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus stoops down to offer generous rufflings.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 14 + 17 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Perform check...

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron retreats carefully.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Though there's a momentary twang at the beginning when Gamal asks. =w=; &quot;I don't think so.&quot;

Aldura:<font color="#000000">&gt;: ?

Aldura:<font color="#000000">Sniffsniff?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You again, eh?&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Lia? Halp? Yez/Nu/Mebbe/Lurbster/Pi?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just wondering. Avoiding him is probably going to make him more curious. And I don't think I'll always be around to offer you an excuse to leave when he's pushing.&quot; he smiles as he continues to run through his practice

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I can't remember the craft DC for Rose either ^^;;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Roll a check?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Craft check.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I know the DC, is 28.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hee~&quot; |D Tom headbumps Smoke while rocking him left and right with pettings.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh god. You want the details?

Smoke:<font color="#000000">Happydoghappydoghappydog |D

VAE:<font color="#000000">I can so imagine the scene. Tom is awesome

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">All I remember is they're fucking horrible. XP

RAM:<font color="#990000">I just meant for the general rules. Like, progress per check and such.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ohhh.

RAM:<font color="#990000">But, anyway...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">that's in players handbook under craft

RAM:<font color="#990000">Yeah, I don't have the rulebooks on my laptop.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Didn't we houserule it into something like check x arbitrary multiplier = gp progress made?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Check * DC = progress in SP, if you're going by day. Check * DC = progress in GP if it's by week. We've houseruled the crafting speed up by a factor of 10.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Mhmm...

* Thomas Lazarus stands.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh. ... Hello!&quot; =w=;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">=w=; &quot;It's not something he needs to worry himself about. Or you. So don't worry about it.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">And, if memory serves, craft cost is 1/3 of market price, correct?

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hi.&quot; :P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">1/2

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey there, folks!&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Materials cost is 1/3 of market price.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tom, you got the fey wine with ya, have you?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh? :.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You need to reach the market price in progress to finish the item.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I must have been thinking of enchants.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">1/2 cost is for magic item construction, yes. x3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then find him somethign else to distract him about. cause he seems like he'll keep asking. wouldn't want you to have problems with your friend.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Ah.

* Thomas Lazarus chuckles. &quot;Yes, of course.&quot; He looks around breifly, noting Robin.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Well then...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I guess it would be alright, now.&quot; |3

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;He'd better not have forgotten it or hidden it. Hah! Good.&quot; :P

* Robin Malino chuckles. &quot;The lieutenant's gone to bed, so yep, it's all right.&quot; |3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tom, Robin's not going to sink ya!?&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Is it okay to say Shank has been working on Rose for a little bit by now? And if so, how much crafting time will you give me?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'll give you three days, since it's hard to craft on dragonback. :B

* RAM is very new to crafting, so apologies.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Hokay, three days!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Day one!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+13+2 = 9 + 13 + 2 = 24&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Craft Tech device! Come on dice, don't fail me now!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Damn. =3=

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;...&quot; Ed keeps playing, though he seems lost in thought.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 5 + 2 = 7&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Int check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">No salvage again. ;3

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">But lots of boats moved!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Day one was a flop. Shankfang sighs and tries again on the second day!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+13+2 = 11 + 13 + 2 = 26&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Tchuh. Sounds like I wouldn't have even been welcomed without it.&quot; =w=; &quot;Oh well.&quot; He steps over and takes a seat, then remarks idly while settling in and drawing out, un-cloth-wrapping, uncorking and etcetera the wine.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Damn damn, still no progress.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;So how've things been in the month we were gone, anyways? Boring?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Day three! &#171; &#160;1d20+13+2 = 7 + 13 + 2 = 22&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;!

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron takes a place next to Flint.

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Pfft. ... Whoa. Anise wasn't kidding, it really is rainbow-colored.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hah! Boring? I already heard a bit from the folks&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd tries something flashy. lets combine some acrobatics into the dance, without taking 10 (Perform(Dance) Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 14 + 11 = 25&#160;  &#187;) (Tumble Check : &#171;  &#160;1d20+19 = 2 + 19 = 21&#160;  &#187;)

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Suffice to say, the sounds of a very annoyed Half-Orc echo through the workshop. &gt;:(

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sigh. Brb.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I stopped by a while later than you, Tom , and asides from reporting, got a word or a dozen off with Flint and Anise here.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">dance was better, but the acrobatics were almost a flop. heh

Richter Malino:<font color="#000000">&quot;Certainly not boring.&quot; :3

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+17-2 = 9 + 17 - 2 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Perform check...

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well ,for one, you can see that we got new folks now.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... heh, it's harder to actually match someone's motions than just play normally.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;What about you just play, and I try to match my motions to the music?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">''' &quot;Gott Verdammtes st&#252;ck Schei&#223;e! Warum mu&#223; sie so verdammt schwer zu machen!&quot; '''

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nice, RAM

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Also, a new building.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sure, we can try. Though it's a nice challenge the other way, too.&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+17-2 = 9 + 17 - 2 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">god damn piece of shit, why must it so damn hard go

* VAE remembering his german right?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Iunno, used a translator.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you want, we can always switch off form time to time. &quot; Lets add fancy jumping to the routine, heh. (Jump Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+23 = 1 + 23 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Tumble Check : &#171;  &#160;1d20+19 = 12 + 19 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Perform(Dance) Check : &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 14 + 11 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

RAM:<font color="#990000">I didn't get to take any German. &gt;: * Gamal-Junayd only jumped 6 feet in the air...witha 1

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Whoa!&quot; :o

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm..didn't get that jump down very well. going to have to practice.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">With a twenty he goes rocketing off into space.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;You still jumped high enough to jump over me, it looked like -- heck, you might have been able to leap over Tom with that kind of jump!&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Uhhhhhgggggggghhhrrrghhhhhghhgrhghhghgg..

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, I probably could leap over him If I hadnt been trying to do anything fancy, just focused on the jump. He isn't that tall.&quot;

* Dr. Hatari is now babysitting falling-down irresponsibly drunk + high persons and will be half ways reliable for gaming.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Anyways.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... are we talking about the same Tom?&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">&gt;: Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Why are you baby sitting them?

* Gamal-Junayd takes a step back, gets a full running start, then takes 10 and jumps over Edaric. take ten nets him a 33, which clears 8 feet

VAE:<font color="#000000">because it's his father, owl

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Call the cops on they asses. :V

* Richter Malino picks up the Corgi pup and sets her in his lap. Those giant ears are poking over the edge of the table.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Like I said.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;See. no problem.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Call the cops. :V

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;How do you do that?&quot; O.o

Aldura:<font color="#000000">:D

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Practice. And a lot of hard work training my body.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Owl, unlike yours, not every family is Chaotic Stupid in allignment.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Tree days, und no progress.&quot; =3=

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I wonder if celestial dogs need housebreaking.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">In light of that, shall we avoid the drunk/high shenanigans in-game and start getting to roll into the next day?

Talfeera:<font color="#990000">&quot;Just keep trying, Snugglebear. You'll figure it out.&quot; :3

* VAE no care

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">|3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">sure

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hatari's deceision

* Gamal-Junayd continues practicing till ed and he turn in

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Tenk hyu, luv.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">if he's busy, no prob with that.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The irony is not lost on me. =w=;

RAM:<font color="#990000">I'm good for next day.

Richter Malino:<font color="#000000">&quot;She's been pretty good about it so far, thank heavens. I don't think the commander would have let her stay here if she wasn't housebroken.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">A simple narration and timeskip, then.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Come tomorrow morning, people will be finding three semi-intact galleons on-shore.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">(They had to find out the river wasn't deep enough some how, right? :U)

* Thomas Lazarus is seemingly pleased to share drinks and passes the bottle around to any and everyone that dares to try the dangerous wine. He makes small talk with everyone and does more listening than speaking, happy to just get the opportunity. Although...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">... When the drinking starts ... it becomes slowly apparent that Tom's ability to hold his alcohol has grown remarkable.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron, as usually, runs through with jokes and histories, which seem somewhat funnier now that everyone is inebriated.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">And he takes full advantage of the Neutralize Poison alcohol immunity he cast on himself before arriving to drink Anise under the table. *w*

* Edaric stands at the entrance of his room for a while, just staring into it as if trying to intimidate a ghost. &gt;:|

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;......&quot; :|

VAE:<font color="#000000">Actually, shouldn't we roll for how it goes?

* VAE wonders if it 's Anise or Miron which keel over first

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Something wrong with the room?&quot;

* Edaric starts!

VAE:<font color="#000000">besides..

VAE:<font color="#000000">does this even count as proper alcohol?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">SUDDENLY!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ja, hyu heff a ghost or zummdink?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's more like bottled LSD

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;No, nothing's --&quot; !!!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 1 + 12 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Bluff. &quot;No, no, it's a very nice room. I'm just going to nip downstairs to get something to drink before bed.&quot; :3

Edaric:<font color="#000000">DICE Y U FAIL ME. D: Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Even the secretary sees through that.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Sense Motive Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 14 + 0 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20 = 6&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Sense Motive!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Oh, hokay.&quot; :3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know...If your going to sleep on the couch AGAIN...he's just going to get even more pushy about it. Make sure you wake up before anyone else so you aren't caught this time.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Vait, vas dat a lie?&quot; O_o

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I don't think he lied at all. The rooms are nice, and I have no doubt he's thirsty before he sleeps.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh for crying out loud, leave me alone about the damn couch,&quot; Ed growls, starting off down the hallway. &quot;If anyone's looking for me I'll be at the Talespinner tonight.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;He didn't, after all say where he was going to bed.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">hehe

* Gamal-Junayd looks at shank

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Does the talespinner offer rooms?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Hy em vorried.&quot; &gt;: VAE:<font color="#000000">the hubba hubba zat zat music actually fits for a mace celebration

* Ghostwish should not have read that as gamal looks at skank.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy dunno.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">is it dark already?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;:|

VAE:<font color="#000000">That's probably as coherent as the inquisitors got towards the end

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep, it's dark already. It's been dark for an hour or two.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Wandering around mutely ignoring everything I say checking the pockets of the random old ratty jackets the dog uses as a bed.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Distracting.. =w=;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know which way tot he tavern?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ja.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Give me directions?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;We shouldn't be traveling alone after dark, someones mentioned possible lycanthropes in town.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy rode trough most uf de kity.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">...Does Shank know about the lycanthrope thing? With Barbarus and all? I can't remember if he was ever told.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Shankfang gains a rank in knowlege: Kitties.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Shankfang was in the room, yes.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Shankfang should probably be aware of it, yes.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Carry on.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Now where did I leave my were-weasel image...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy...vouldn' vorry about dat so much.&quot; &gt;.&gt;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why? Just gonna follow him make sure he gets to the tavern all right.&quot;

<font color="#0000ff">TMG has connected.

GM:<font color="#000000">Lemme know when you're ready to jump ahead to -- OH SNAP A TECH. :O

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">^^; Ready.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">RUN!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Not dat, de Lycunddropes. But, Hy hef heard dis city kan be dangerous. Hy'll kome vith hyu.&quot; :3

TMG:<font color="#000000">Yopeeps, I'm here early. Detailed summary, what'd I miss?

VAE:<font color="#000000">notheeng

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Not a whole lot. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Pretty much.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lead the way then. Though you will probably either slow me down..or make too much noise with your contracption.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Irrelevant talk at VGHQ

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tom and Miron went off to hostel, partied.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Getting ready to move to next day.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:/

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">Now I imagine Tom trying to rouse the rest of the inquisitors

VAE:<font color="#000000">all with incredible headaches

VAE:<font color="#000000">because this is not a distillate

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 1 + 4 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+4 = 2 + 4 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Carry on. :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Chust follow me.&quot; -_-

* Gamal-Junayd heads downstairs, and attempts to follow edaric. following shankfangs directiosn if he comes,

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Shankfang, Gamal, you can move to Talespinner Tavern if you like. &#171; &#160;1d2+1d2 = 2 + 2 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d2+1d2 = 2 + 2 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Fufufu~ |3

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;An inquisitor doesn't fear death, scum because it'd mean my fucking head stops aching &quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">*snrk*

* Talfeera stays behind. She's sleepy. Damn time difference. =3=

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vell, here ve are.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thanks. think you can make it back fine then? I'm sure your...girl...is waiting on you.&quot; barely noticible pause on the girl

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Tryink to get rid uf me?&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Read: That squealing little monster thing you're engaged to. *SLICED*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;No dice. Ed iz my friend too, und Hy'm vorried about him.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nope, just making sure you aren't going to get kicked out on the couch for staying.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Uf kourse not. Vy vould Hy be?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 9 + 6 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

* Gamal-Junayd shrugs and heads inside

* Gamal-Junayd just walks up and sits next to ed

* Shankfang the Deffrider follows.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;HALOO!&quot; :D

GM:<font color="#000000">The tavern is small, warm, and bright as usual.

Woman in a Scarf:<font color="#000000">&quot;HELLO!&quot; come a few replying shouts of greeting.

* Edaric is frowning into a tankard. &quot;.... oh for Fharlaghn's sake, you followed me here even? You don't need to worry about it.&quot; :/

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just making sure your okay. Running off when I was simply offering advice on how to not have another round of even worse questioning tommorrow...tells me that there is a real problem.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Interactions between Anderson and Alucard strongly remind me of Altonor and Miron

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ja!&quot; :D

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;I wasn't running.&quot; Drink. &quot;I don't wanna talk about it, all right?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's pretty obvious. But if you avoid your room, Aelions gonna notice it more. And you seemt o be avoiding him already because of it...isn't he your friend?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ed, ve're vorried about hyu. Ve vant to help.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">(railock, it's &quot;Aelian&quot; )

* Edaric makes a vague gesture and drinks again. &quot;... s'got enough t'worry about, so do you. I'll handle it.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah. but you see. Were all officially members of hte same company. If one has a problem, it's a problem for us all. And this behaivoior of yours..is really doing nothing to prove that it's nothing, your actions are simply making others worry more.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu kan tell us not to vorry hall hyu vant, but it's not gunna change de fact dat ve're vorried about hyu. So, hyu might as vell chust tell us vat's vrong so ve kan help hyu fix it und ve kan hall get dis over vith faster instead uf beink schtubborn und draggink it out on you own.&quot;

* Edaric groans, leaning on his hand. Diplomacy checks?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">=3=

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 11 + 0 = 11&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Diplomacy.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Meh, could be worse.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Could also be better, though.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Diplomacy Check : &#171; &#160;1d20-1 = 8 - 1 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">gamals is worse :)

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;You guys're making it sound like an intervention or something. A couch intervention. Heh, there's a song in there somewhere...&quot; Ed starts humming a little.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Now hyu're chust stallink...&quot; =3=

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I can't help but be amused with how for two days everyone has harried poor Ed about something he just straight-up nonchalantly talked about with Tom. ^^;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;M'not, could be a fun song~&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well I'm sure if you keep dodging Aelian, He'll try and start a real one. Seriously, if you wan't to sleep on the couch, I do'nt mind, but you need to tell your friend that and stop dodging it like it's a big deal&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I was trying to give him advice on how to avoid aelian causing more problems over it when he straight out ran away. he's the one making it this huge secret

TMG:<font color="#000000">Dr. Hatari: I can't help but be amused with how for two days everyone has harried poor Ed about something he just straight-up nonchalantly talked about with Tom. ^^;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;It wouldn't be a big deal if he didn't keep hounding me about it!&quot; &gt;:\ &quot;I was gonna handle it tonight an' then you two pounced on me!&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">He did? Was I around for that? :.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Person gets 2 day inquisitition. Flees common house. Obvious response: Pursue and harry more? :P

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Uh-hu, because drinkink heavily iz certainly fixink de problem.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well it's obvious the way he was acting he's going to keep hounding you. And I was just offering you advice to avoid more.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tech: I don't honestly recall, what with the popping in and out.

TMG:<font color="#000000">huh. What session was it? A mini or a main?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">main

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Main.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;S'not heavily, I know my limits, singing means it's time to slow down~ least Ael says that~&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, you already started thinking up songs, so I guess your there.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Riiight...&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Look, s'fine, I'll just stay here tonight an' try to handle it better when it's light out. G'wan, you two can go home.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vill hyu please chust tell us vat's vrong so ve kan help? Or at least put our minds at ease und not vorry und fret over it?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Really, it's kind uf mean und selfeesh uf hyu, makink us vorry like dis.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">They are called personal problems for a reason.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Jerks. :P

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;No, 'cause it's stupid and I'll handle it myself and it's not gonna affect adventurin'. Leave me alone.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">=3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahah

VAE:<font color="#000000">For the inquisitors, there's no such thing as a personal problem ;3

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">These two are not inquisitors.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">They're busy bodies. ;P

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Or at least just tell Aelian that you like sleeping on the couches for your own reasons and stop running away? Cause having you look panicked every time your together kind of gets old.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">I was referring to Tom speaking to Ed earlier

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ael's happy. He's got Tathi. He doesn't need me and my problems that I can handle myself.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider: <font color="#990000">&quot;...Hy tink hyu hit a nerve.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Having friends that are avoiding you, don't really make people happy. Even if they have a girl. Are you jealous of him then?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">I now denom Shankfang and Gamal. :P Busy Bodies.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">bah

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;No! I'm not jealous. He's happy. Starting a life with a girl and everything. He deserves it. He's a good guy. But Tathi's... Tathi. You know that, right? Trouble Tathi~&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I was about to say, longest beginning scene of game ever. But then I remembered we started at 4:00. :P

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Worried for him then?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ael's got his hands ful with her and her dad and she's not doing anything to help and --&quot; Ed makes a face and looks at the bottom of the tankard. &quot;... no more tonight.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Show's over, you two go home. I'm gonna go sleep.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...&quot;

* Edaric stands up and pushes the tankard aside.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;They have rooms here, or coming back with us?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;They got rooms, already paid for one. Ael would have his dog eat me if I wandered a lycanthrope-infested city drunk anyway. Show's over, g'night~&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Schleep vell...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Okay, wanted to make sure you had a place. Would of been happy to escort you back. Night then.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Eksplains zum tinks...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Kome on, let's go.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd heads on back

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Back to HQ with you two. :2

Liatai:<font color="#000000">* :3

GM:<font color="#000000">... Everyone else still here? :B Roll call!

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Not watching porn! I swear!

* VAE here

TMG:<font color="#000000">Present, getting back in my head

VAE:<font color="#000000">reading through Hellsing in the meantime

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">sdfkvj'SDJImf';igvA&quot;;j vkbnfruoghedklsjiodvjKLDmvizk;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hallo.

GM:<font color="#000000">Let's jump forward to the dawn of a new day, then!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">...would it be funny to say Gnogglebolt fell asleep in his workshop? |3

GM:<font color="#000000">Damarron 4th, a Khada, and the weather is... &#171; &#160;1d100 = 36&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

GM:<font color="#000000">Clear and crisp!

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Only if you like being found by cats.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">:3

Miron:<font color="#000000">This inquisitor's head isn't quite so crisp.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Yes! Give the others someone else to inquisition! *BRICK'D* :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">As.. probably everyone else except Tom

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">|3

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">New day!! Tathi casts detect scrying! Move that Dorf. :3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Well, come morning, Gnogglebolt is conked out over his blueprints table.

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Owwwww.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Suddenly cats.

Snarky:<font color="#000000">Snarky is nestled in his arms against his head.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Zap zap zap zap.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Everything in the worskshop is clean, and smells like fresh bread.

* Gamal-Junayd gets up early for his morning practice as normal

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Any encounters planned, oh Liasilly, or shall I go ahead and spellcraft another spell into Tathi's book? :3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot; '' ... why did you betray us, Richter? Your spider dogs are no match for the holy light ...''&quot; light... why is there light.. OUGH my EYES.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ho ho ho.&quot; |3 &quot;You should all learn your limits, it seems.&quot; The smug inquisitor is up bright and early, as usual, praying on the first floor.

* Shankfang the Deffrider makes it a point to awaken early, and attempts to at least make -some- progress on Rose. =3=

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+5+mod = 16 + 5 + 0 = 21&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Profession Cooking check!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Assuming there's nothing special planned.

* Gamal-Junayd proceeds to cook breakfast after his morning practice (Profession(Cook) Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 10 + 12 = 22&#160;  &#187;) veggie option for shank (Profession(Cook) Check : &#171;  &#160;1d20+12 = 10 + 12 = 22&#160;  &#187;)

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;How th' hell did you....&quot; Groooooan. &quot;Peloriiiiiiites.&quot; =w=;;;;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Add 2 to your rolls, good sah.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;How the hell...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+5+mod = 7 + 5 + 0 = 12&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Profession Cooking check!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Where.. are .. my glasses&quot;

* Talfeera wakes up early as well, and accompanies her fiance to the Workshop. :3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 20 + 7 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Search

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good morning, Shenkfang, Shenkfang's wife to be.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">They appear in Miron's hand almost instantly. He puts them on.. the world is suddenly darker, and so much less painful.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Goot mornink Svallowtail!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">What a waste of a 20

Talfeera:<font color="#990000">&quot;Good morning!&quot; :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Sszeyl brought many a fish in for cooking.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">And a rather large turtle. =3=;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Epic glasses-finding skills. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">*looks around* &quot;Cadamon! Didn't expect you here so early!&quot;

* VAE wishes he had those IRL

Talfeera:<font color="#990000">&quot;It's Talfeera. Not that I mind being called 'Shankfang's wife to be.'&quot; :3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Lets make that turtle into something really good for breakfast. Just for turtle cooking (Profession(Cook) Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 19 + 12 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">|3

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+5+mod = 20 + 5 + 0 = 25&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Profession Cooking check!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">*Nuzzle*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Tonight you dine on turtle soup! *brick'd*

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Any encounters planned, oh Liasilly, or shall I go ahead and spellcraft another spell into Tathi's book? :3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">33 on turtle for breakfast

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Beauuuutiful soup~&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Spellcraft away. :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;So rich, and green~&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor begins dusting himself off... and wiping off dried spittle and fae wine from his beard into his sleeves to look at least a little personable.

Cadamon Gardner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Someone had to make sure you didn't burn down the hostel before the commander came in.&quot; ^^

Cadamon Gardner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Did you at least have fun last night?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI0CnnHD2dw

* Anise Berilan groans from the other room something that sounds vaguely like a &quot; fuck yooooooou~ &quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#A14D7F">&quot;It's required in the recipie to sing the song.&quot;

* Shankfang the Deffrider grabs a plate of breakfast, and then it's off to the workshop!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If I remember.... &quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Snore.

Snarky:<font color="#000000">Nestle.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:3

* Landon Skar walks up to the lieutenant and holds out a bandaged arm.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Friggin' hell. This thing is worse on the head than strengthened ale.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">You find that the workshop smells like bread.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian's down for breakfest in the early morning, and also busily feeding the hounds, who are, of course, jumping all over everyone as hyper as pony-sized dogs can be. ^^;

Cadamon Gardner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah, yes, how did patrol go -- no bites I hope?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Deep breath...

* Landon Skar shakes his head. &quot;Claws, not a bite.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000"> &quot;GOOT MORNINK BRODDER!&quot; 

* Gamal-Junayd sets out food for everyone as they come down

* Thomas Lazarus laughs mirthfully at the sound. |3

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi, on the otherhand, is eying overland flight.. here goes.. It isn't evocation.

TMG whispers: oh, er, Lia, can you make a quick edit to Tinker Workshop? &quot;Stocky Workshop Table&quot;, upper-right corner, &quot;spcae&quot; should be &quot;space&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 3 + 14 = 17&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; spellcraft! -5 if its necromancy or illusion, +2 if it's evocation!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I sort of see why Tathi was giving it away so re-&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Hahah, no? :V

Cadamon Gardner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Very good, no need for a wolfsbane regimen then.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus turns in his seat and looks to Skar curiously. &quot;..?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;BLAH!&quot; Gnogglebolt suddly jumps up, flinging the poor lizard!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Did you skirmish with one of 'those'??&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor suddenly storms out, and from somewhere near,you can hear the sound of throwing up.

Talfeera:<font color="#990000">Giggle!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=w=;

Snarky:<font color="#000000">Who, for the first time since being picked up by Gnogglebolt, starts sparking for -real-! Spark spark, &#171; &#160;1d6 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d6 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; nonlethal damage!

Talfeera:<font color="#990000">&quot;Well, good morning my sleepyhead little brother.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Why is it I forget the rules of spellcraft every. single. time!? =3=

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Ah, here you are Gnogglebolt.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">15 + spell level Learn a spell from a spellbook or scroll (wizard only). No retry for that spell until you gain at least 1 rank in Spellcraft (even if you find another source to try to learn the spell from). Requires 8 hours.

* Landon Skar nods. &quot;Rat.&quot;

Snarky:<font color="#000000">The lizard tries to collect himself on the table, and is making the fastest clicking sound yet very irritably.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">DURNIT.

Miron:<font color="#000000">The door open, and he walks back in, after a while. &quot;Damn elven piss.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Le set a bowl of beautiful soup, some bacon/eggs, and toast down by the gnome.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I do believe that will require an attack roll if you're actually trying to cause me damage. =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well, I thought it tasted good, atleast.&quot; |D

Miron:<font color="#000000">''At least my head's a bit better now... ''

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;What. Huh. Who is it?&quot; Gnogglebolt blinks, rubbing the sleepies out of his eyes and trying to move about the papers on his table.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi comes down in the morning, looking distinctly disgruntled. She is -so- taking skill focus spellcraft some time.

Trevor Merrimac:<font color="#000000">&quot;It was a small nest. One wererat and a small pack of dire rats.&quot;

Snarky:<font color="#000000">(and yes, Talfeera and Shankfang, that was Snarky doing a real Stunning Shock)

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy saed, goot mornink.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">brb, starting a fire.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh. Right. Good morning.&quot; He looks down at the food set before him by the drow. &quot;Oh, thanks Sszeyl.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Your lizard is in a foul mood. What do they eat?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron head resting on the table, is beginning to come back to his usual self. &quot;Wererat? Solitary, or had any gang insignia?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I see. Not as series as I might have feared, then.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Und Hy tink Schnarky over here iz a liddle miffed by hyu flinkink him.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Not as series?

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">You expected a pilot episode?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">*Serious =w=;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt shakes his head, still trying to wake up. &quot;Oh, uh. Insects. Small rodents.&quot;

Trevor Merrimac:<font color="#000000">&quot;Solitary, as far as we could tell.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;I thought so.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;At least.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Tathi!&quot;

Trevor Merrimac:<font color="#000000">&quot;Aside from all the rats, of course.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Need to borrow Kor for a moment!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">|3

Gilric Golrunn:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 13 + 7 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; cooking breakfast!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I see..&quot; He muses briefly.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy don' tink Taddi vould appreciate hyu feedink her rat to him.&quot;

Snarky:<font color="#000000">Snarky is still clicking furiously, and staring at the half-orc source of the loud noise dangerously. Both Talfeera and Shankfang's hair are static-poofed up as much as they can be by now, so much that any small bits of metal like cufflinks and buckles on their clothes are starting to make tiny static sparks.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Rats... Striga would prob'ly enjoy patrols 'round our parts...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Mm. The commander isn't in yet. That reminded me of some business I had to report.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">=3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Who's Striga?&quot; :.

Gilric Golrunn:<font color="#000000">&quot;Pancakes an' sausage, comin' right up, with a side of plenty'a water for th' revelers.&quot; The dwarf chuckles.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Fine then, Shankfang takes a step back.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Guh. Um. Snarky, heel.&quot; Handle Animal: &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 7 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Gradia's familiar... an owl, about this size...really smart.. opens doors and such.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Not sure how he knows Shankfang was the source of the noise, giving he was asleep when it happened, but sure, why not?

Snarky:<font color="#000000">Barely enough. The little lizard hops down and returns to Gnogglebolt, who strokes the lizard in an attempt to calm him down.

* Thomas Lazarus huffs lightly. &quot;Oh. I see.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hell, perhaps the first animal that doesn't actively hate me that I seen..&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">gonna be semi afk cooking dinner, gamal will go practice after breakfast

Snarky:<font color="#000000">The lizard has two ears, and thus, directional hearing as much as any other creature. :B

RAM:<font color="#990000">While sleeping? But, whatever.

Miron:<font color="#000000">''Gradia... blah, if she seen me like this... hell, does she even drink? She must, she's a Mace member.. but.. ''

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">A) You were closest.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Hell, even Richter doesn't refuse a tankard or four 

TMG:<font color="#000000">(ghost, you around? You haven't responded to Sszeyl yet..)

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">B) It's been openly free with zapping.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">He's starting a fire.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Let's see...

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">That orphanage had it coming. :^

TMG:<font color="#000000">He's not starting a fire.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Tiny static sparks do not start fires.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">...

Richter Malino:<font color="#000000">Actually, Richter didn't drink more than a sip of fey-wine last night.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Ghost.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Is starting a fire.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Not unless there's an accelerant.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Day four, attempting to make any progress whatsoever.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+13+2 = 12 + 13 + 2 = 27&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Craft check!

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Ghostwish: brb, starting a fire.

TMG:<font color="#000000">OH

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Close, but not close enough. =3=

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh, right, right. x3

TMG:<font color="#000000">Sorry

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;So. Uh. G'mornin', Shankfang, sis.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Mornink!&quot;

Talfeera:<font color="#990000">&quot;Morning!&quot; :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang is somewhat distracted as he fails to yet again even get started on Rose.

Snarky:<font color="#000000">The snarky lizard finally seems to have calmed down, and has safely nestled into Gnogglebolt's vest.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Soup, Swallowtail?&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">back, briefly.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt comes walking over as Shankfang works. &quot;No...you gotta align the tube that way in the vice...wait, does that pin go there? Ugh. Gotta wake up.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">=3=

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt gets started on the breakfast that Sszeyl brought him.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Four days, und noddink.&quot; &gt;: Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Soup?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi looks up, blinking. &quot;What do you need him for?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ugh, dis tink iz herd.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;To find and bring other rats here so I can kill them for Gnogglebolt's pet's breakfast.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... =w=;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">After a quiet moment as Gnogglebolt gets his head in gear, he answers &quot;Oh, yeah, the gun you want to make. I rememebr you telling me the specifications, it is gonna take some very precision machining.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">BRB. Kitty attack.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Yes, beautiful soup.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom gratefully digs into a plate of pancakes and sausage. :9

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ja, Hy know.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi blinks.. and then smirks. &quot;If you can honestly convince him to do such a thing, go for it. But Kor here has enough racial pride to make me look humble.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He looks across the way idly while eating. &quot;... Hmm~&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Kor, listen to me.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Listen to what I say.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Cheesecake.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Like Hy saeed, four days uf vork, und Hy hefn' even gotten a schtart viddout goufink it up.&quot; =3=

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">He's totally ignoring you, munching away on a biscuit.

* Thomas Lazarus points a fork at Alissa and squints. &quot;I remember you. Robin's friend. But I'm afraid I can't place a name.&quot; ^^;

Miron:<font color="#000000">But then... the Mace branch at Braxton Falls is just so much more orderly and organised than we are... Miron can't quite stomach anything yet, and the smell from Tom's sausages isn't working well for him.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Even in the face of cheese cake.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Alissa Remina, she is..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;And I don't believe I've heard anything about our newest face, here.&quot; :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Wham.

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sorry .. need a bit of fresh air... &quot; as he walks to a window

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Remember that huge cheese wheel from the witche's cavern?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll...I'll take a look at it after I take care of some errands today.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Remember how there were two, and Kor ate one?

TMG:<font color="#000000">(that thing isn't a boulder of mold by now?)

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sorry .. need a bit of fresh air... &quot; as he walks to a window

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Here's the other.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu vill?&quot; :D

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">Tried to eat on, but yes. :3

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">Kor looks up.. and immediately starts gnawing on it. &gt;:3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Look out! Half-Orc hug incoming!

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">brb, checking fire

Talfeera:<font color="#990000">And SisterGnome hug, too!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Guk!&quot; The gnome is easily scooped up as the lizard wiggles between them.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Tenk hyu!&quot; :D

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Release'd, and Snarky gets some scritchinz, too.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">back!

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Sszeyl lifts up the huge block of cheese, and Kor with it.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;I take it you've accepted.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">heh

VAE:<font color="#000000">Kor will soon start flowing out of his armour

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;No.. as near as I can tell.. he's just eating the cheese.&quot;

Snarky:<font color="#000000">The lizard is appeased.

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">He is! Wily little bastard is holding on AND chewing.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Well, I suppose he doesn't need the antidote then.&quot;

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">o.o! SQUEAK?

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Evil grin.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi gives Sszeyl a flat look. &quot;You did not just poison my rat.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;How do you think we kept other rats from eating this?&quot;

* VAE now imagines Kor posing as a BBR (big beautiful rat) model somewhere among a city rat colony

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">(&quot;No, I didn't but let him think so.&quot;)

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Elven, of course. :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well. I take it the newbies aren't very talkative today, what with their eyes showing off television static since the narrator is away battling kittens. :B

* Thomas Lazarus mentions inbetween noms.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">I could've sworn there was something, somewhere about what languages a familiar understands dependent on the master's native tongue, but oh well. :P

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Reading up!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I had some ideas for little stunts we could pull for the festival.&quot; :9

Miron:<font color="#000000">That isn't static, tom.. it's that friggin elf shit. Hell, shit wavers before my eyes, too

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi quirks and eyebrow.. and smirks.

TMG:<font color="#000000">...wow, that would actually be a scary d20M Dark/Urban Arcana enemy. Ghosts/possessed humans with white noise eyes.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Well, I guess I can always get a new familiar.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">That would be awesome!

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">Squeak!! {:O

Keppler:<font color="#FF0000">*_*

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;That Ararian fellow had a nice fox.&quot;

Keppler:<font color="#FF0000">I mean *Q* *bricked*

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;A pity though. After all that trouble getting him armor.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh. Yeah. Keppler. Pretty darn close, actually. x3

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">Squeak!!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Keppler was awesome

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;I imagine it'd fit another rat just as well.&quot;

* Alissa Remina giggles. &quot;Yep, that's me! Alissa Remina. Junior Inquisitor.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">He was, wasn't he?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">He's actually lurking on one of the maps, by the way. :B

* VAE wonders if squad 404 will ever see action again

* RAM misses squad 404.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Never.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">:P

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">jvoj[ifj[[J[f[ijf[wefj[ejfp[aj[p'jadjmfkadl;sfjakl;dgj;dfdfdfdfdfdfjvnd;vln b

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Hi kitty. :P

RAM:<font color="#990000">Gabriel was awesome fun to play.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I like that idea you had. We could set up a little mock stand outside.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">So jaded.

VAE:<font color="#000000">So was Sandor

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Sszeyl wasn't.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Sandor was a creepy stalker. =3=

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Because I was far too angry to let him be less of a douche.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hell, if I'll ever have an opportunity to do him again... VAE has honed his perversion skill back in Far Recon

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">Oh god, he's going for your hands!! Gnaw!! &gt;:E

Darana Duerral:<font color="#000000">&quot;Darana Duerral, Junior Inquisitor, lad. Deedee works if you're like your hatted friend an' can't remember yer Dwarven.&quot; |3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Let's say.. FR version was far more stalkerish and creepy

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Temple of Erythnul. Could put up a little sign and everything. 'Totally legit'. Then put an uncovered footsnare in the threshold with a candy bowl in it. Might get a chuckle.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I was already thinking about what candies to bake..&quot; :9

* Landon Skar looks contemplative. :.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Sszeyl casually drops the cheese wheel.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That actually sounds amusing.. we could maybe use some of the captured items..&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Decoration, see...&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus chuckles. &quot;Well. It was mostly just a gag idea for kids. Nothing really dangerous should be out there.&quot; |3

Cadamon Gardner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nothing that actually does anything, though. Anything left outside during the Tricksters' Feast has a good chance of being stolen, after all.&quot;

Cadamon Gardner:<font color="#000000">&quot;And, of course, what Thomas said. It would be a novel idea, though.&quot; :3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Of course.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;But still, it's worth setting up. For once, we won't be the butt of everyone's jokes.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Or rather, less so, and more on the giving side.&quot;

Araian:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Miss Eyllisaearsithek? :3&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;So, Kor, deal or no deal? :3&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi looks up. &quot;Yes, Araian?&quot;

Araian:<font color="#A14D7F">The frosty elf offers a roll of parchment.

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">He is gnawing the flying shitcakes out of your hands. Bitebitebitebite. &gt;:E

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi tilts her head, taking the parchment and reading it.

Araian:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;All the local farmers who've agreeed to supply your Seeds location with food/grain/milk at a discount. :3&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi's eyes widen. &quot;What-.. who? When?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;On the other hand, we could help by having our own little drunk tank. Oh, I already know what we could do with that..&quot; |B

Araian:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;I've been friends with them for fifty years and more, Miss.&quot;

Araian:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;I helped birth some of them.&quot;

Araian:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;I called in some favors. |3&quot;

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not give them that fey-wine!&quot; a voice pipes up from the next room. DX

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Wow.. Thank you. This'll be a huge boon! And remind me to get them mithril tools as soon as we are able, right?&quot;

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm having a rematch with that stuff!&quot;

Araian:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Very good, Miss. :3&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;For all I care, you can give all of it away... urgh. I think I'm staying true to true old dwarven recipes for years to some.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ah-hahahah.&quot; |D

Miron:<font color="#000000">*come

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;The sooner you find three or more rats, and bring them here, the sooner you get your antidote, Kor.&quot; |3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom takes out and unrolls a simple, unmarked white banner.

* Anise Berilan stumbles to the door. &quot;That's the first stuff that's given me a hangover in gods-know how long.&quot; *w*

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm gonna conquer it.&quot; *w*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Cadamon, may I borrow the use of your ring to write something?&quot; :9

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">Bloody drow! I'll die before I betray my own glorious people! But I'm taking you with me! Bitebitegnawsqueak!

Cadamon Gardner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hm? Certainly.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Oh?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Then how about some mice? |3&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus does a little prestidigitation calligraphy.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hell, Anise... what do you take against hangovers like this?&quot;

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;More alcohol.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Thank you.&quot; He hands it back.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nail with a nail. .. good idea. Anyone got a flat bottle?!&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus holds the banner outstretched in his arms. The liver is evil and must be punished.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Good morning.&quot; |3

RAM:<font color="#990000">Heh.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I remember this place in Germany...

* Gamal-Junayd puts some of that turtle meat that was cooked down for kor to smell &quot;How about if you find some..I'll cook up something with as much time and attention paid to cooking this turtle?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It takes on whole new meaning when sponsored by the Inquisition!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Screw you ,tom.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Well, Kor?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Still no?&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">They had this shirt they sold that said &quot;The Liver is Evil, we must destroy it!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tom is getting nominated for this

VAE:<font color="#000000">so hard

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not funny.&quot; &gt;:E &quot;Buuuuuut if you don't want the hair o' the dog, water. Some folks swear by raw egg. Some say salt water.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh-hoho, don't be sore just because I'm not as wrecked.&quot; 83

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">back

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Yo.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;How the fuck, tom. How the fuck.&quot;

* Anise Berilan points dramatically! &quot;You cheated! I'm sure of it!&quot; &gt;:E

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">Kor stops.. still dangling from Sszeyl's hand.

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;You and your -- magic sun shenanigans!&quot; &gt;:E

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You drank ... at least half as much as we did. And last time, hell, even Robin could drink you under the table.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus laughs again!

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;I dunno!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Ha. What a racist rat. He's actually considering bringing you mice.&quot;

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Owww.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Magic sun shenanigans. I like that.&quot; |3

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">|3

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">Squeak squeak squeak!! &gt;:|

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Mice would no doubt work.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Come on. Have some pancakes and water.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Say, Anise. Next time, I do dispel magic on him before he's ever allowed near a glass.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Oh hush. Rats and mice are SO the same.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Wait.

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">Indignant squeak.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Does that mean that.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;No doubt as far as that lizard iss concerned they are.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Tom is now the Goddess of the Booze?

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Gamal's got a point. It's rats or mice, and you could decide which, Kor.&quot;

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">His brain goes tick tock tick tock..

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">Squeak! And he drops off of Sszeyl's hand.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;He agreed.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And salt water is meh.. just makes you throw up if you can't. Now what's good is pickled cucumbers or cabbage and the water of them... but I doubt Gilric keeps that.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well, maybe I'm just getting into the spirit of the holidays~&quot; |D

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Excellent. |3&quot;

Gilric Golrunn:<font color="#000000">&quot;Pickles? We got tons of pickles. Winter's comin' an' all.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">''' ! '''

* Thomas Lazarus sips his water and chuckles a bit.

Miron:<font color="#000000"> Where!?

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">Kor goes mouse-hunting! &gt;:|

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor appears slightly more lively.

Gilric Golrunn:<font color="#000000">&quot;In with the rest o' th' food stores in th' basement, of course!&quot;

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">Now, what a sight this must be. Some bloke is walking down the street, and sees a mouse fleeing across the street. Okay, no big deal, except there's an armored rat hot on its heels. What kind of cheesy inquisition joke is this!? |)

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Come, Anise.. this stuff helps.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SQUEAK.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;There's a reason sailors keep cabbage on ships.&quot;

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Eh, one more cure in the book. Let's go.&quot; |3

* Thomas Lazarus smirks.

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">YOU HAVE VIOLATED MY CHEESE.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot;

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">AND NOW YOU MUST SQUEAK THE FINE OR PAY WITH YOUR CHEESE.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">SUDDENLY!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Haloo, minionz.&quot; :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; I am debating how long I should wait before I tell them I prepared restorations for their hangovers.&quot;

Ragnar:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Mornin'.&quot;

Eirik:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Yo.&quot;

Eirik:<font color="#A14D7F">Imagine the deepest Sexy Black Man voice.

Eirik:<font color="#A14D7F">Coming from this skinny white boy.

* Landon Skar munches sausage and pancakes.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">No thank you. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ahhaha

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Okay! http://explosionsinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/demoman.png

* VAE laughing so bloody hard

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Bunnybread?! *brick'd for F Plus joke*

Talfeera:<font color="#990000">&quot;Good morning!&quot; :3

* Swallowtail is sipping soup.

Hlis:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Minions! Away!&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good morning.&quot; Bow while holding soup.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Well, hopefully, that'll get him some exercise.&quot;

Talfeera:<font color="#990000">&quot;I like them. They're silly.&quot; :3

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Ah! Swallowtail!&quot; Tathi says, grinning and clapping. &quot;Just in time. I need to ask you many personnel and invasive questions, and, oh, I'll be using magic to read your mind and soul while I do it.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy know, right?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">wait, gilric has just 2 HD?

* VAE thought he had 5-6

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Look at all this! Pickled beans, pickled cabbage, pickled onions, pickled cucumbers, pickles pickles pickles!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Haloo!&quot;

Gilric Golrunn:<font color="#000000">Makes it all the more impressive I survived against a bearded devil, eh? |3&gt;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Bloody hell.. Gilric knew what he's doing.&quot;

* Gilric Golrunn 's beard-fu is strong. *brick'd*

* Dr. Hatari has a hot and sheddy talkin' cat clambering all over lap/face. &gt;:O

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;... what?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why?&quot; :|

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Just kidding. How'd you sleep?&quot; Tathi-troll says, smirking. :3

Miron:<font color="#000000">Finds a pot of cabbage, opens. &quot;Got any mugs or glasses?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well.&quot; Swallowtail sips more soup.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Sszeyl mixes up some water, blue food coloring, sugar, and salt. }3

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Plenty of beautiful soup left.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;By the way.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Sszeyl holds up the turtle shell. &quot;What do we do with this?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">TalfeeraFang settles into the seat next to Swallowtail.

* Anise Berilan pulls out two tankards, seemingly from nowhere. &quot;Always prepared.&quot; |3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Und hyuself, Taddi? Schleep vell?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Of course, although I wish my studies could have gone better this morning. Another flubbed attempt.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Takes one, presses it into the cabbage so that the juice seeps in... &quot;Cheers...&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi looks over at Sszeyl. &quot;Why not make it into armor for Vuz?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Turtle kitten?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Vuz isn't a familiar.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;She doesn't go to war.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;So?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The cabbage'll have to be used up .. it'll go off if it's left on air.. &quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Let me clarify.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Paint it and sell it at the faire?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">This shell is the size of your torso, Tathi.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Who cares... &quot; *drinks, shaking slightly as it's sour as hell*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">What is with you thinking there are three galleons and tortoises in our river :P

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Eh, we'll give it to Gilric to do somethin' with. Or make Tom eat it.&quot; Drink. &quot;Egh! I preferred the raw eggs.&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#a14d7f">(( Magic. 8U ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The most you'll find are snapping turtles. If you're lucky. :P

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vell, kan' be vorse ten me. Four days vorkink on Rose, und Hy hef made absolutely zero progress.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Which can get big, yes. But not that big. :P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Away, fatcat, it's hot today =w=;

GM:<font color="#000000">Dingalingalingaling~ the HQ bell is ringing.

* Gamal-Junayd gts up and goes to see

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hmm?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hello?&quot;

Violet Vesav:<font color="#000000">&quot; Good morning, sir. &quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good morning. May I help you?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Haloo?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Meh.. raw eggs.. I can't quite do so. Urgh, slimey. Like the drow...&quot;

Violet Vesav:<font color="#000000">&quot; Is Mr. Sparkgear in? I wanted to ask him if there was anything specifically he wanted me to do today. &quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi perks up, and heads for the door as well.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ja, he iz.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy vill go get him.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Learn to riverdance.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">*brick*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000"> &quot;GNOGGLEBOLT!&quot; 

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt, in the workshop, has since finished hi breakfast and is leaning over the various sheets on his table.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He jumps again, not as severely, and looks in Shankfang's direction. &quot;Yeah?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">heh

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Frau Vesav vants to schpeek vith hyu.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">I wonder what Tathi's reaction to seeing the two would be

* Dr. Hatari is in permanent waking-up mode. x3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh! Coming.&quot; Gnogglebolt puts down the papers and walks over.

Violet Vesav:<font color="#000000">&quot; Good morning, sir. &quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hello again, miss Vasev.&quot;

Violet Vesav:<font color="#000000">&quot; Vesav, sir. &quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">(typo. &gt;.&gt; )

Violet Vesav:<font color="#000000">&quot; Is there anything specific you would like me to be doing today, or shall I carry on as yesterday? &quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;She iz very qviet...&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus gets tired of waiting. &gt;:9

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh! Carry on as before. If I have any new tasks for you, I'll let you know...say. Actually...one moment.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">quick, someone get her to speak up before shankfang starts hugging loudness out of her!

* Thomas Lazarus pushes in his finished plate and wanders down below.

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">Thomas finds two hung-over people drinking pickle juice.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Now what in the world are you two on about?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Thomas Lazarus sees two inquisitors squatting on the ground, drinking sour cabbage water ,and consuming some of the cabbage itself.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He heads back into the workshop and comes back with a couple of his drawings The cobbled device he used to make all the fliers yesterday has since broken down. :B. &quot;Mind making me a few copies of these?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Helping our guts help themselves.&quot;

Violet Vesav:<font color="#000000">&quot; Certainly, sir. How many? &quot;

* Thomas Lazarus cringes. &quot;Eugh.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Seriously, Tom, didn't Pelor's templars ever need a hangover cure?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Three of each will do.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm not much of a pickled foods guy.&quot; ^^;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Haha. Well about that..&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;And I'm actually going to head out on some errands in town now. If anyone comes looking for me, tell them I will return in the afternoon to evening.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I bloody swear by Cuthbert's cross and by pickle water.&quot;

Violet Vesav:<font color="#000000">&quot; Understood. &quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Carry on.&quot; Gnogglebolt nods to her as he goes to collect his things.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I actually have a couple cures for you two I thought I would get ready. Since you seemed so keen on playing with fire and competing all night.&quot; |3

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;....&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi shrugs, and heads back to the dining room.

Anise Berilan:<font color="#FF0033">*w*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Although if pickled cabbage works..&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And he heads out into town, and takes care of the things we have already minisessioned: The fliers at Talespinner, going to see Destraliss, going back to Elwick's bookstore, and running into Drit and Ezekiel.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Any word from Kor, yet?&quot;

* Anise Berilan stands and advances. *w*

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Elwick's library.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I will be working on the akellon summaries and timelines in the meantime.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Look down.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd starts making the treats to sell at the market. Filling the kitchen with smells of goodies and such

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">^^;

Adelaide:<font color="#990000">'Sup, elf?

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Glance downward. :v

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tom... you UTTER CUNT&quot;

Adelaide:<font color="#990000">Tathi, you now have a ferret in your lap.

TMG:<font color="#000000">oh darn, Sszeyl's mice scheme didn't come to fruition yet, I knew I was waiting for something...

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">Beady black eyes of hate, matched by another, smaller set of beady black eyes of terror. Kor's got his first mouse!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is this how you treat us? Why didn't you, like... say it earlier!? When Anise was lying there, and me throwing up!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;One mouse, one dose of antidote.&quot;

* Anise Berilan makes an attack roll! *w* &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 2 + 8 = 10&#160;  &#187; touch attack!

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;You need three to be immune.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">A thimble of the prepared liquid is set down.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Shockingly, the Inquisitor side-steps. =w=

* Anise Berilan makes another! &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 7 + 8 = 15&#160;  &#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Pff - ungrateful!&quot;

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">*_* GLUG GLUG SQUEAK GLUG.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(Sticking Gnogglebolt back into the workshop, will say he's still collecting things and preparing to leave)

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">One mouse get. :v

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 19 + 0 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Miron joins in!

Miron:<font color="#000000">actually

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You are now picturing Thomas with his arms held aloft, getting dragged down by zombies. =w=;;;;

Miron:<font color="#000000">forgot to add BAB

* Anise Berilan makes a Grapple check. *w* &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 18 + 12 = 30&#160;  &#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">that's 24 in total then

Miron:<font color="#000000">not 19

* Anise Berilan NOOGIES RELENTLESSLY. *w*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Is this the thanks I get~&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Ow&quot; x9

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;You bastard!&quot; &gt;:P

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Shall we just skip the second two mice? :3

Adelaide:<font color="#990000">Yo, Elf chick! I'm sitting here, being all cute. Least you could do is give me some pets or something. =3=

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;He is! Traitorous pelorite cunt!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">And let Kor pig out on cheese?

* Thomas Lazarus sort of hangs limply and takes it like a champ, pathetically guffawing. #|D

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Do you want the help or not?!&quot; =w=;;

TMG:<font color="#000000">meany; whatever works. :U

* Anise Berilan releases Thomas. Eventually.

VAE:<font color="#000000">This so needs sketching

Adelaide:<font color="#990000">Hrm, fine.

* VAE hopes he can do a half-decent job at anise

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Here.&quot;

Adelaide:<font color="#990000">'Sup, sexy ninja chick?

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">A box with three mice is in it is given to Gnoggle.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Uhg, pickled cabbage. Really. Alright, hold still masochists.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*frowns*

* Thomas Lazarus invokes a few quick and simple albeit powerful spells.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">However, Tathi reels Kor back when he's had a bit of the cheese. &quot;Okay, that's enough, greedy heedy. I'm not letting you balloon out again.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">... you are a long rat wearing glasses. O.o

Adelaide:<font color="#990000">Hey!

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">Ragefulled squeak!!

Adelaide:<font color="#990000">I'm not a rat!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Quiet, you little pig.&quot;

Adelaide:<font color="#990000">I take offense to that!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Miron and Anise receive the flashing mercy of the panacea spell, and their headaches and fatigue rapidly fade away to relative comfort.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 11 + 11 = 22&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Control shape. :3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt was just preparing to head out when Gnogglebolt comes in. &quot;Oh! Thank you, these will be just fine for Snarky. Thank you.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">When suddenly-OH GOD.

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot; Sunshine shenanigans, &quot; Anise grumbles, but taps Tom's arm with her fist. &quot;Thanks.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus smooths out his hair for a moment. =w=; &quot;There.&quot;

Adelaide:<font color="#990000">Man, though crowd.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;!!!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron's head suddenly clears, the oppressive wrench of an headache gone.. and his stomach stops trying to force itself through his throat...&quot;Fuck.. where the hell did you learn that!?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Sure. Although it was you that said we should moderate with the stuff.&quot; |3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And thanks...&quot;

* Swallowtail five-foot steps onto the table.

Adelaide:<font color="#990000">Oh, by the way...

Adelaide:<font color="#990000">Hey, watch it!

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Tessen out and crackling.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi glances over, and blanches. &quot;What in the world-&quot; She starts as she stands up.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Hello~&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Anyway, must head out now. Thank you, Sszeyl.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Dunno. Pell asked me the same thing. Its helped out though.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Good luck.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">She stops.. and blinks.. and peeeeers. &quot;Barbarus!?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Just to clarify.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Lycans cannot speak in an animal or hybrid form.

* Gamal-Junayd looks over from cooking

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Ah. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">So I would imagine that's mustelid-speak.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;What the hell...&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh you are not throwing all gravity and value of the affliction out the window by eating breakfast transformed.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Yes.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Silly kitty man?&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Single arm wave.

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">Rats are... mustelids or something else??

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hand is no pistol, just in case...

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Bloody hell... this spell is worth its weight in gold.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Rats are rodents.

* Swallowtail still has her tessen out, watching carefully. &gt;:|

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Famila rodentia.

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">Ah. Rodentia. Knew it was something odd.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 18 + 11 = 29&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Control shape.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian had gone and nocked an arrow. &quot;Barbarus.. is that really you?&quot;

Adelaide:<font color="#990000">Hey, I'm a Mustelid!

Adelaide:<font color="#990000">'Sup, dawg!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">And who should be walking in but -- &quot;WHOAjeez!&quot; D: * Thomas Lazarus seems pleased with himself. |3 &quot;Well.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Quick replacement token until I find that pic VAE made.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I've had my fun.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">What.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;You all needed to see me like that.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;So you know what I look like transformed. :3&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">o_o;;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So we don't try and kill you?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Silly kitty man, zum varnink vould hef been nize.&quot; =3=

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Barbarus? Take my advice. When you've got a room full of trigger-happy adventurers, warn us first..&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Correct.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hand off pistol.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Oh please.&quot;

* Edaric turns around and walks out again. =3=;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;When I was transformed I could have killed you all and have kept on going.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I truly doubt that.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Why do you think I have someone on hire to kill me if I lose control?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The question is, what we'll do with the cabbage?&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">-damn- that cat is overconfident. &gt;.&gt;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Konfident...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Someone who's two hit dice lower than any of us. 9.9

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Confidence will be the death of you, Barbarus..&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Oh most certainly. :3&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;But not yet is hasn't. 83&quot;

* Swallowtail walks across the table.

* Swallowtail sits. :|

Adelaide:<font color="#990000">'Sup, cat-man.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Sup ferret man.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Pet pet.

Adelaide:<font color="#990000">|3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I've still got a report to make to the commander when he stops in before I head back to check on everybody else.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Do whatever you want with your briney cabbage. I don't even think the puppy would eat it.&quot; ^^;;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Didn't you report last time you showed up? Or is there something new?&quot;

Adelaide:<font color="#990000">So, you speak my lingo, dawg?

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">VAE, do you still have that site you host artingz on?

VAE:<font color="#000000">yah

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">A bit.

VAE:<font color="#000000">whyso?

Adelaide:<font color="#990000">Sweet.

VAE:<font color="#000000">the barbarus pic?

Barbarus: <font color="#a14d7f">(( You drew token art for Barbie. Yes. :3 ))

Talfeera:<font color="#990000">&quot;I think he likes you, Kitty Man.&quot;

* VAE needs finding it

VAE:<font color="#000000">moment

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... Yes ... there is something new. Some details I feel like I should report.&quot; He frowns slightly. &quot;Just.. details, though. No big game-changing news. You guys go ahead and get cleaned up. I'll handle it.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Excellent. :3&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd goes back to cooking. can't let that food burnt cause of crazy werecreature

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;All right. But next time. You pull a stunt like that again, you're eating the cabbage.&quot; |3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;All the same shit? Well, if you say so... Hell, those two should really get the local Mace involved.&quot;

Adelaide:<font color="#990000">'Course, dawg speaks my lingo.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;What stunt? As if I deceived you. You wanted to drink fey wine, hey, I provide.&quot; |3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I don't like this going rogue business they seemed to have going last time.&quot;

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know what I meant.&quot; XP

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">I must fight the urge.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">To picture Barbie talking in Mustelid speak.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">As Scooby Talk.

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;What going rogue business? This about Yoriver?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yeah.. well.. ... ..I'll leave it up to the judgement of the commander. Let's just worry about Castleton until the higher ups let go of our chain.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi's father and his sister have set up holiday camp in there, and instead of working with the local Mace, they are running wild.'

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;How're you getting info, anyway?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hell, if it wasn't Tom's family there.... &quot;

* Thomas Lazarus folds his arms and frowns. &quot;You're about as objective as usual. They aren't running wild.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi and her ass of a father communicate through scrying.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Her father is, and was.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I heard him talk.. and you heard her last time.&quot;

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Your sister, huh? Another Pelorite's always a boon in a devil den.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hell, who knows, they might come into conflict with our folks there by accident.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You let everybody rile you up too much.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus glances to Anise briefly. &quot;...&quot; But decides not to comment.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Anyways.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;For fuck's sake, from what Eli told me, they are over their heads in demon shits, your sis found a handful of our badges on the dead....&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus turns to haul back up to the ground level.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now imagine if these two get misreported.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The situation there's a clusterfuck.&quot;

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;You can say that again. Sounds like it.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">http://www.srcf.ucam.org/~dm510/barb.jpg

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's the whole picture

VAE:<font color="#000000">you need to cut out a token

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Danke.

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Didn't know Tom had a sister. Learn something new every day I guess.&quot;

* Ghostwish rubs cheese on VAE.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah.. she's a bit.. rough, kinda your sort but doesn't smile as much. Odd for a pelorite.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">She isn't a pelorite. :p

* Anise Berilan pictures a white-haired priestess... then. &quot;... heh?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Like they know

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Tom's the odd one out of a family of Kordites.

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;.... hey... you know her name?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">How would Miron not know that? :v

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tomiko, I think?&quot;

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">O_O

* Thomas Lazarus walks back out to the main floor.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">''Pelorite. '''Pelorite. Pelorite. ' THe word just keeps echoing in Thomas' head. :3

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">......

* Ghostwish rubs cheese on VAE.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah, Tomiko Lazarus.&quot;

* Anise Berilan charges up the stairs.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What?&quot;

* Ghostwish drags him chatside.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Actually, Tom and his mother are Pelorites.

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thomas!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What the fuck, Anise?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tomiko and Alexander are Kordites.

* Thomas Lazarus looks over his shoulder. &quot;?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">You know for a second there.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What's going on?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">I though of a Kordite instead

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 7 + 8 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; touch attack.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">As a Kordescan.

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is your sister Tomiko Lazarus?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;What's the--&quot; A nonchalant Tom is grabbed.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">And pictured Tomiko as a stuffy noble.

Landon Skar:<font color="#000000">A few more of the martial types in the room look up at that name.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;For Cudgel's sake...what the fuck's going on?&quot;&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=w=;;;;; &quot;... Well, yeah... I didn't think there were that many other Lazaruses or Tomikos in Akellon.&quot; ^^;;;;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Anise.. do you know her by chance?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus looks around room. &gt;.&gt;;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Confuzzled inquisitor is confuzzled

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">FFFFF-

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;--Oh, ah, good morning Commander. I had a little business to report when you, ah, had a minute to settle in.&quot; ^^;

* Anise Berilan starts laughing. &quot;Holy crap, man! Sorry lieutenant, commander. You never would have guessed! I thought you were a branch of that family, maybe -- but you mean to tell me you're the son of Sir Alexander Lazarus? And she's your sister?!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm... his father is some sort of a Paladin and a war hero.. fits...&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus seems a bit mortified. &quot;Haha.. well.. yeah. Brother Miron here has been at our estate before.&quot; ^^;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I try not to spotlight it too much or anything~&quot; ^^;;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, is his sister a Paladin too? I.. didn't think i seen any Palm trinkets on her..&quot;

* Anise Berilan looks over to Miron. &quot;Tomiko Lazarus is a monster hunter. She's said to bring down wyverns with her bare hands -- and her dad can do it by himself, one-handed!&quot; &gt;:D

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Bloody hell... now that's something!&quot;

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Alexander Lazarus is a martial legend! A knight of the kingdom!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I remember his father lifting me up one-handed once ...^.^;&quot;

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Suddenly blackcat.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hell... at least Yoriver's in good hands then. Even if Tathi's father went rogue, she'll be able to put a stop to him.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Haloo odder Kitty-Man!&quot;

* Anise Berilan thumps Thomas' pauldrons with a fist. &quot;Haha! It's always the ones you don't expect!&quot; X3

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Hello Primera.&quot;

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">The two cats exchange words in a language no one else knows. Primera sounding miffed, while Barbarus is flippant as always.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Hola.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ah-hahah. Yeah.. they're not actually Pelorites. Kordites. Sis has this notion ingrained in her head like dad's whole side of the family bloodline is descended from him, and she carries his strength, and this and that..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It's actually really over the top.&quot; =w=;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Kordites? Flint here's one.&quot;

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">Ohmigod. Ohmigod. Hi bigcat? Pet me? Pet me?

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Silly dog.

Adelaide:<font color="#990000">'Sup other Cat-Man.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">You don't pet dogs your size.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">You give them nice firm slaps. |D

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">I think. |D;;;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not bad folks. .some of them get a bit rowdy though.&quot;

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">PETTINZ! Wagwagwagwag.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Le give.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Uh... &quot;

* Dr. Hatari expected Sszeyl to get impersonated and say, &quot;YOU RIDE THEM.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I really hope they won't get on the bad side of our stationment over there.&quot;

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">And pettings for ferret man.

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Next time we have a party you've got to tell us stories.&quot; |D

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">And Sszeyl gets mauled by happy swinging tail. |)

Adelaide:<font color="#990000">|3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Anise.. I went along with him for months, and you might as well use pliers to pull a story out of him.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ah-hahah.. well.. we might meet her if things go up that way. We'll see.&quot; ^^;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Gamal wished to know what your minions intend to do at the festival.&quot;

* Alberic Ashmore looks as stoic as ever, though he is watching Thomas, waiting for him to finish up.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Fur clothing sales, food sales, selling some alchemy stuff, selling books bound by Primera, healing...&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh yes, that would be useful. before final stall assignments.&quot; he keeps cooking. once started, cannot stop!

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Assisst.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Wait a second..

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'm the highest level Inquisitor in the city! *O*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">GIMME YOUR OFFICE. *bricked*

VAE:<font color="#000000">hhahaha

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">OOo! Ooo! I wanna help! I can clean up the messes!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">rank doesn't mean level :(

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Another time.&quot; ^^;

* VAE imagines Tom challenging Ashmore

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom excuses himself and steps over.

VAE:<font color="#000000">his sister would prob'ly do it

TMG:<font color="#000000">...I'm going back through session 67.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tom would probably challenge him to something outlandish.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Like volleyball or painting.

RAM:<font color="#990000">He would, too.

TMG:<font color="#000000">At the part where there were three 1s rolled in a row for cooking from three different characters. And the food came alive and attacked, and everyone blamed the bag of spices.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Liatai.

Miron:<font color="#000000"> &quot;Hell Anise, you should have mentioned this earlier... Fuck, did I miss the stagecoach on this one &quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Spice of Animation must be a real cursed item in Akellon. &gt;:3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Only cursed in the sense that the cooks curse at it

* Thomas Lazarus faces away within his own shadow, worrying now that Anise and Miron are talking. :3;;;;;;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">an assassins item animate the food to attack the target

* Alberic Ashmore leads the way up to his office.

Miron:<font color="#000000"> &quot;So, what do you know of his sister?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Not very good assassins. Kor can defeat them. XP

TMG:<font color="#000000">Actually, the worst they did was nibble at ankles. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+5+mod = 16 + 5 + 0 = 21&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Profession Cooking check!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Profession(Cook) Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 10 + 12 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

* Thomas Lazarus steps into the office and shuts the door behind himself.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">24 then with the aid

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tomiko Lazarus also has a bounty. I trust you know this.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahaha

* VAE didn't know that bit as a player

* Thomas Lazarus sighs very slowly.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Yeah.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus clears his throat.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also, Miron asked Anise ;3

* Anise Berilan blabs about tales of monster-hunting in the swamps. |D

VAE:<font color="#000000">:3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm not unaware.&quot; u.u

Miron:<font color="#000000">*nods, trying to piece together a profile*

Dr. Hatari whispers: Just for your appraisal and awareness;

* Edaric peeks back into the dining room. &quot;Is it safe now?&quot; :3

Dr. Hatari whispers: Kellon Tomi is a god damn -monster-. Dramatically even moreso than DF!Tomi. She can grapple at +31, leap onto of two story buildings, throw out rapid-fire absurd damage punches.. she's an artillery piece, and not very responsible. As I'm sure you well know. :P

* Edaric peers curiously over the shoulders of the cooks. :.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ja, vas chust de silly kitty-man.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">One moment..

* Dr. Hatari brbs.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good morning, then.&quot; :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">heh

* Edaric rummages in the mini-fridge and pulls out -- cake and ice cream for breakfast. |D Score!

* VAE wonders if Ashmore will actually show an emotion over this

* Alberic Ashmore steeples his fingers and seems to be waiting for Thomas to explain.

VAE:<font color="#000000">or at least, tell Flint to do it instead *brick'd*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">*snrk*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">at edaric &quot;Feeling better? Head doesn't hurt too much?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">as an aside, given they talk through proxy.. you'll need to tell me what Miron learned from Anise, in a short.

* Thomas Lazarus takes a seat and rubs his brow, as though trying to recompose his thoughts. &quot;..Well.. this is all sort of correlated with the news I had to report, regardless.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">... sort of correlated

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tom is SO nommed for this

VAE:<font color="#000000">He 's good at breaking the bad news

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm?&quot; Nom. &quot;Yeah, yeah, nothing, it was just two drinks.&quot; He holds up two fingers, then noms more ice cream. {:9

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">WORST TIMING POSSIBLE OH GOD =w=;;;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Schleep vell, Ed?&quot;

* Ghostwish returns with dinner.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just making sure, you were acting pretty drunk.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Morning, Edaric.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus clears his throat again.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Morning, Ed. Ready for the third coming of the inquisition?&quot; Aelian says with a grin.

* Edaric groans. &quot;Only three?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+5+mod = 9 + 5 + 0 = 14&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Profession Cooking check!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;The Yoriver situation. One of our company actually has a relative out there already. It's part of how it came to our attention. As I suspect Inquisitor Steelsproket has made mention of, if his reports weren't too pre-occupied with our drow encounters.&quot; &gt;.&gt;; &quot;Tathi's father, to specify. Not long ago, she performed an augmented scrying and communication with him to glean some more awareness of how things are going up there, in addition to checking on him.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd continues cooking. probably filling some of the kitchen with smells to entice everyone. (Profession(Cook) Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+12+2 = 15 + 12 + 2 = 29&#160;  &#187;)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Some of the details I heard were extremely troubling, commander. Worse than I initially feared they might be.&quot;

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;They were rather laden with drow.&quot; The commander settles in his chair, fingers still steepled. &quot;Report.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">heh, come on now. Miron did report all he knew about Yoriver

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">He chuckles. &quot;Kidding. How'd ya sleep?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Miron's lack of objectivity is well known. ^^;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good, good. You?&quot; :3

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">He himself even acknowledged it.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Like a dream.&quot;

* Edaric nods, then noms ice cream. :9

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ooh, dang.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yes, well. Drowish matters aside (for now), we've recieved nothing but the most alarming news from Mr. ...&quot; He pauses &quot;Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek.. since Tathi learned the scrying. Initially, it was nothing more severe than what we've already been appraised of; fiends preying on civilians in disturbingly large numbers. Evidence of inter-Mace conflict and fatalities..&quot; He frowns hard for a moment.

TMG:<font color="#000000">I just realized, Gnogglebolt is STILL sitting on three vials of Stiffness Panacea. We have to stop by Redtree on our way north out of Castleton later.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... wow.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..But he said something else that really concerns me. As a fledgeling demon hunter.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Tom pronounced it all right.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Redtree is perpendicular to our route, though.

* Liatai claps.

VAE:<font color="#000000">mawhahaha

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yes. I've been practicing. Actually..

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's sort of funny.

VAE:<font color="#000000">nervess make him good

VAE:<font color="#000000">*nerves

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The last line of my last game's log?

VAE:<font color="#000000">he is the son of his father ,isn't he

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;(Eylli sae ars ithek (hehe arse)&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">True story.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">But yeah...met up with David Morain and the party Gnogglebolt sent to find him in Thalinde on the way -out- to Resca, and now we're returned back to Castleton. There's still at least six people waiting to be unpetrified in Redtree.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Apparently an Analyst attacked and was fought down recently. He supposedly had orders on his person from the duke to execute a number of travelers staying nearby. But that in itself is not what concerns me..&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Wait.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Three people in Redtree.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Wait one damn minute.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..It is that they fought an analyst. A diabolist analyst. And he fought back. And put up a decent fight.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Can't Tom cast Break Enchantment?

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Also, I have snugglekitten. Score.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:D

TMG:<font color="#000000">oh....crap, Redtree's to the -south-...BLACKWOOD is to the north.

TMG:<font color="#000000">I thought it was the other way around.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Here's an idea.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Tathi lives next door to Red tree.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm not aware of any analysts in our employ who are also combatants. I haven't ruled out the possibility that this could be so in Yoriver, but..&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Have her teleport deliver it.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Also, Gnogglebolt has actually assembled his trucktrain by now.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;This is smacking heavily of the possibility of possession.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">So he has speedytravel. :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">Not to mention Shankfang's deffbike.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Also, yes, Tom can cast Break Enchantment. Why? :.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">It's listed as an option to remove petrification.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Well. :.

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;Many analysts do not enter the Mace as analysts. They often have inquisitorial or archival training... but possession.&quot; Ashmore actually frowns, looking down a bit contemplatively.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;If I may speak frankly, sir.&quot; He pauses and waits.

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;You may, inquisitor.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Can I be frank, Commander?&quot; &quot;I'll have the name change documents drawn up.&quot; &quot;:|&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:B

VAE:<font color="#000000">:3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yes, my sister is up there, and yes, I know who she is and what she's done, and furthermore, Inquisitor Steelsproket is utterly convinced beyond a reasonable doubt that Mr. Raerarael is some sort of public menace.&quot; He stares at Ashmore with a frown and steely gaze. &quot;It was a matter we learned about en route to Lady Salishea, and I could not stand the idea of sitting on my hands and letting the people there be raped and eaten and wiped out by.. whatever is happening. So I asked her to go up and accompany him.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang could drive down to Redtree, yes.

TMG:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey Shankfang, I've got one more delivery for you...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;And in every communication we have had with them, I have heard and seen evidence of --&quot; he staggers and shakes his head briefly &quot;--seen piles of bodies of baatezu fiends laying around under secret cellars beneath tax houses..&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">I think Tech was talking Teleporting to Seeds, driving to Redtree, driving back, and teleporting back.

TMG:<font color="#000000">...no. :B

* Thomas Lazarus sighs wearily.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Drivie from Castleton to Redtree and back.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">You know what would cause a real whirlwind?

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Ashmore requests to join in on the next scrying session. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">A dragon farting.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Casting control weather?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... It's just ... really bad, sir.&quot; He sounds a bit resigned.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ugh, now that's be ... interesting

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Bad enough that I think people are getting possessed.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Lia, is...one hex six miles or twelve on the world map?

VAE:<font color="#000000">In the &quot;May you live in interesting times&quot; sense

Liatai:<font color="#000000">One hex is six.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You can use the measure tool and see for yourself.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Weird. It seems to be measuring twelve.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Then I'm a derp. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Go with what the map says. :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">I thought it was always six until now...did you change it?

TMG:<font color="#000000">did Akellon double in size? :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No, I never changed it.

* Thomas Lazarus massages his brow with closed eyes. &quot;... They say they've found more than fifteen badges.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">And right now I need to focus on Ashmore. =w=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">found, eh?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Didn't even ask about the civilians.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">:3

TMG:<font color="#000000">Retconjuration! *crrrrrrnch* &quot;Did you hear that?&quot; &quot;I think our world got bigger.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">(Sorry. ^^; )

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;:O

VAE:<font color="#000000">once again. Nomming Tom so friggin hard for diplomacy skill

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Skill smhill.

* VAE can imagine his sister going through the body of a killed inquisitor for loot &quot;Hey I found another one of these!&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">That's smooth talking.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I don't know if I can keep offering everybody these platitudes about why we can't storm out there, sir..&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Speak for yourself.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Some of us like to wait for the prey to come into our web.

TMG:<font color="#000000">so, thirty-six miles...and the Deffbike's speed is 80?

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Wolves notwithstanding.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+5+mod = 1 + 5 + 0 = 6&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Profession Cooking check!

* TMG returns to logsummarizing

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">SENTIENT FOOD.;

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

TMG:<font color="#000000">DAMMIT SSZEYL WE TOLD YOU TO GET RID OF THAT CURSED SPICE! D: Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">But it cost so much!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I FORGOT HOW FOOD WORKS&quot;

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;...&quot; The commander rubs the bridge of his nose with one hand. &quot;... I will be frank with you as well, inquisitor. Firstly, the High Commanders need to hear of this. When you find the time, as soon as possible, a written report of these observations with all names and numbers included should be submitted.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd scrambles to overcome the cursed spice! (Profession(Cook) Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 5 + 12 = 17&#160;  &#187;)

* Thomas Lazarus nods faintly.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">it brought me down, but I somewhat salvaged it!

VAE:<font color="#000000">as an aside, for much much later

VAE:<font color="#000000">Who are the current high commanders, Lia? I guess the Mace folks would have an idea

VAE:<font color="#000000">at least, in their region

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">80 MPH, yes.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">He could make that trip in two hours.

VAE:<font color="#000000">wait, how - it's 72 miles there and back

TMG:<font color="#000000">Indeed.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">oooo, hatari hatari..

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's under an hour of travel

TMG:<font color="#000000">(danman; I think he's counting staying there)

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Invite ashmore to the next scrying. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">plus stopping time

VAE:<font color="#000000">well, yes

TMG:<font color="#000000">(and also turns in the road)

* VAE no idea how long it takes to deal with the unstoning

TMG:<font color="#000000">(it's a traveled dirt trading road)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tomi: I SAID NO COPS *fires thompson at the scrying sensor*

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">LOL!!!

VAE:<font color="#000000">but then, how is the speed gauged?

* VAE assumed the 80mph was for dirt roads, since are there many better ones, even?

TMG:<font color="#000000">(we don't have to be exact, danman. :P )

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;With possession as a possibility, especially possession of an analyst as they train their minds extensively to resist fel impulses given off by any evidence, however... I am loath to send my men and women into that den of fiends without proper protection.&quot; He steeples his fingers again. &quot;... The last time I encountered possession, it caused the deaths of many underprepared, underwarded inquisitors, including two senior inquisitors. I do not wish to subject my people to that when there is time to prepare. Many higher-ranked northern inquisitors are converging upon Yoriver to conduct the inquest.&quot;

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;The possibility of the fiendish possession of Tomiko Lazarus is also highly concerning.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Hello?

* Thomas Lazarus nods once again. &quot;I'm well aware. W--&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus flinches.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Oh great, massive lagspike. =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; He frowns and looks away fro a moment.

TMG:<font color="#000000">yo ram?

VAE:<font color="#000000">hey Ram

TMG:<font color="#000000">:00

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Harro

VAE:<font color="#000000">as an aside

RAM:<font color="#990000">There we go!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I advised them in the same vein to take immediate measures to protect themselves from just that. Sir.&quot;

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;I am certain you don't need me to tell you that she is a loose cannon. Familial relations aside, imagine that power under abyssal control.&quot;

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Se&#241;ora Tathi.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Anyway...

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ashmore is rather young .. when was the lasst case he encountered possession

RAM:<font color="#990000">I meant to say under two hours.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi glances up. &quot;Yes?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">again, that is for laterz

* Thomas Lazarus knits his brow. &quot;...&quot;

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Primera produces two books. &gt;:U

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">She quirks an eyebrow. &quot;What're these?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">*trivia* After that mission's resolution, he was promoted to commander... after the death of the previous commander. So yeah. Possession is a big deal to Ashmore.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Okay...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Correct. Sir.&quot;

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;These are wizard spellbooks I have made to sell at the festival. As is custom in my homeland, I let you decide if you wish for one before they go to market.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">*nod*

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Oh goodness no! Sell them, and make a good profit! My spellbooks have a way to go before they're full, and I'll just come buy one off of you when they are.&quot; :3

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Very well.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus speaks slightly more quietly, &quot;It's part of why I've been concerned with checking on them.. ... ..but Raerarael was an ally of my father, back before he retired. I'm putting my faith into them being able to look after each other until such a time as we get in and fix ... whatever is going wrong out there.&quot;

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;Your report will be instrumental in fixing what is going wrong out there. The investigators must be made aware of suspicions of possessing fiends.&quot;

* Dr. Hatari was spending a moment musing over what would be aesthetically different about Tomiko fighting while possessed by a demon from hell. He can think of amusingly little.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Imagine a devil instead.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Tomiko fencing.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Oh gods no.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Sorry folks, but I'm about to knock our DM silly with a barrage of unstoppable cute: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2012/06/16/funny-pictures-animal-videos-a-den-of-kittens/

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I don't think Liatai can stream video while DMing. :P

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah I'm not going to risk it. :P

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Foiled. XP

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Though that does tempt me to take pictures of some of the rescue cats and put them on Cheezburger. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh god so cute

* Dr. Hatari gets DM bricked. XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">hee they are purrring into microphone

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">stop tempting the DM to disconnect and go watch the video

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;Unfortunately, given that it is Tomiko Lazarus we are dealing with, despite Raerarael's merits, we cannot associate with criminals beyond an undercover capacity. Her group cannot make use of Mace exorcists or divine specialists. Have you any contacts in the Pelorite church that may offer assistance?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus sighs and rubs the back of his head. &quot; Maybe mom knows someone up there.. I don't know.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... d'awwwwwwwwwwwww X3

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Perhaps consult the Inquisitor in league with the laughing rogue.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Olidamarra is everywhere, after all. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">ah

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">SHE CHECKED D: VAE:<font color="#000000">lia's watching

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">*LAG KLAXONS* *bricked*

VAE:<font color="#000000">hell, this vid was enough to make the lynx melt

VAE:<font color="#000000">are there any ,even?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Inquisitor of olidammara ,that's pushing the suspension of disbelief a bit :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We got Robin.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Robin is .. what church again?

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;With winter on the way, any of you want some fur clothes before they go to market? :3&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">She's a spy, sure

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Robin isn't an associate of any church, but she does worship Olidamarra.

* Dr. Hatari adds to favorites. :B

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">The church of Olidamarra is technically an illegal group.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">:3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Actually it's held in high regards by most other churches and governments. =w=;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I have a cold weather outfit already, but a second one wouldn't be too out of sorts...just in case the first is damaged.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olidammara

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Not according to complete divine. :v

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;Cuthbertine clergy connections are not ones to utilize when seeking protection for criminals. I would advise you to pursue divine connections among other churches to assist in protecting your sister from fel influence. And quickly.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">temp afk

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Where one Lawful god's guys routinely bust up churches.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And no fucking wonder they o

VAE:<font color="#000000">*do

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... what kind of fur did you make them out of?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Understood, sir. ... I believe they were already working on it. I'll keep close tabs on the situation.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Dear, fox, mink, and a bear. :v&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Deer

VAE:<font color="#000000">not dear

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Ceowulf's a hunter. Helped chase them down.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">deer* :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">dear is what it will be when done

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom is a bit crestfallen, talking about this topic. &quot;...&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Would they be custom taiored to us? And how much for them?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">because barb's a capitalist

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Of course not. They're meant to be loose on pretty much anyone.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy tink Hy kould use zum.&quot; :3

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;For you guys? Free. :3&quot;

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do, and keep us alerted as to anything you may learn. In writing, if at all possible, so as to facilitate sharing with the High Commanders.&quot;

Talfeera:<font color="#990000"> &quot;They still use furs here?&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;See to the tribe before strangers.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">...

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">She asks in the same room as Barbarus.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Yeah..&quot; He watches the floor for a moment, looking worried.

RAM:<font color="#990000">No, she whispered it in Shank's ear.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Who is wearing enough fur to make Cruella De Vil jealous.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">'How much to have them adjusted to us rather than jsut generic sizes?&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">|B

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Also free, just a bit of time.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000"> &quot;Ja.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then I'd love to have a set.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus looks up and assumes a more rigid posture. &quot;..That concludes my verbal report, sir. I'll begin writing out the details at length, by your leave.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd continues his cooking of goodies. (Profession(Cook) Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 18 + 12 = 30&#160;  &#187;)

Talfeera:<font color="#990000"> &quot;But that's so...archaeic.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shrug.

* Alberic Ashmore nods. &quot;... I understand your concern. However, I will not damn my men by sending them into such a volatile situation underprepared. As soon as the High Commanders pass down any of their results, I will contact the inquisitors most invested in the case, yourself included.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm, I wonder if he'll actually send Miron in

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Thank you, sir.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Given his report was as far from what Tom reported as possible

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;This.. ... ..this is exactly what I've been training for.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'll be ready.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">lols

VAE:<font color="#000000">This.. it's like engineering. When you do repeat measurements, it isn't just to minimise random error -it's also to see what sort of values you get. If they are this far out of each other, it's all kind of red flags

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Do not underestimate fiends capable of possession, Inquisitor Lazarus. Dismissed. I await your report.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Mirons report: Well basically everything is fine and ELVES ARE DICKS. &gt;:O

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">it means that one of your data, maybe both are utter shit

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I definitely won't, sir.&quot; He stands.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The door to Ashmore's office is shut behind him. &quot;...&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron's report was more - &quot;we are dealing with three sides of conflict, maybe four. Mace, diabolists, government and elves&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus frowns at the floor for a long moment, wearing a sort of vacant, fearful stare. &quot;...&quot;

Aldura:<font color="#000000">..... a puppy slowly creeps into the spot Thomas is staring at on the floor.

Aldura:<font color="#000000">Stare. o.o

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I... need ... TO HANG OUT WITH ZAIRITH! ;_; *bricked*

VAE:<font color="#000000">hhahaha

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3 !

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+5+mod = 12 + 5 + 0 = 17&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Profession Cooking check!

* Thomas Lazarus blinks and starts. Then smiles. &quot;Oh.&quot; ^^;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">More cookin! (Profession(Cook) Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+12+2 = 1 + 12 + 2 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">sentient food!

* Aldura sniffs around the spot, then looks up at Thomas. What were you looking at? :.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">If I wasn't such a good cook...

Hakutaku:<font color="#FF0000">You make shishkabobs. They scream. D: * Thomas Lazarus stoops down and gives Aldura a ruffle. {|3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Nothin'..&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;I fink we have a problem.&quot; Sszeyl says as the stew the two were making suddenly forms into a hand...and starts to crush his face.

Aldura:<font color="#000000">Puppywiggle. :3

* VAE calls in the MTF's

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:O

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">pfft. it was a 15 even with a 1. It at most tastes a little off.

Sszeyl: <font color="#a14d7f">(( Nat ones are sentient food. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">.... Nobody informed Railock of the house rule, did they? :B

Sszeyl: <font color="#a14d7f">(( Since my roll was an assist... :B ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">what about sapient food?

* Thomas Lazarus heads into the archives to make use of the (rarely enough) liberated desk for some writing. Then goes to town on it.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Natural ones on cooking checks = animated food. :B

Sszeyl: <font color="#a14d7f">(( Nat one followed by nat twenty. ))

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang leaps over the table and opens fire as he sails across into the seat next to Swallowtail! &#171; &#160;1d20+16-4 = 10 + 16 - 4 = 22&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1 = 14 + 1 = 15&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage!

* Edaric shields the kitten with his hand.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Is he trying to shoot at liquid?&quot;

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Si.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Sentient liquid!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">So..since I was makign sweet baked goods....

* Gamal-Junayd watches as a gingerbread man gets up and runs out of the kitchen yelling &quot;Can't catch me!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hup!&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Dafuq

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Where..did you get these ingredients?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3562020/ Folks, watch this. Corgi autotune

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Thalinde.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">video from youtube linked in that post

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang leaps from the seat, placing a foot on the wall to get a little extra height as he fires again at the ginger bread man! &#171; &#160;1d20+16-4+1 = 7 + 16 - 4 + 1 = 20&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1+1 = 7 + 1 + 1 = 9&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage!

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">404. Don't type after the link. :P

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I think we should go and get some fresh ones then...or perhaps..less fresh. Either way..no more cooking after that.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I am liking this stunt shot thing. :3

Violet Vesav:<font color="#000000">It may be night impossible to hear over the gunshots, but the bell is ringing.

VAE:<font color="#000000">http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3562020/

Violet Vesav:<font color="#000000">Dingalingalingaling~

VAE:<font color="#000000">better

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 14 + 6 = 20&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Tumble...

* Gamal-Junayd goes to answer

* Edaric is holding his ears. Owwwwwww. DX

VAE:<font color="#000000">Anyways.. what exactly did Miron learn about Tomiko, now that Ashmore and Tom are dealt with

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;May I help...Max! How nice of you to stop by. Buisness or jsut to chat?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang finishes by leaping from the wall and backflipping onto the table, flintlock leveled at the stove.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hennytink else?&quot;

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Awful formal now! A receptionist and everything!&quot; Max grins, standing up and offering a hand. &quot;Business, but I'm not averse to a chat if you all have the time. It sure sounds interesting in there. Everything all right?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">www.youtube.com/watch?v=URyW5Z-bni4

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">This has to play whenever Tomiko appears.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">:B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sure. cept for apparently somethign was in the Thalinde spices...we just had a gingerbread man get up and try to make a break for it. Please, come join us in back&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I swear to god, if this is Disney

VAE:<font color="#000000">nope

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Technically yes.

* Gamal-Junayd leads Max bacxk to the kitchen

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahhh

VAE:<font color="#000000">i see

* Dr. Hatari FLYING THUNDER TROUTS.

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hello, Guardians!&quot; :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Pirates of the Caribbean

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Hola.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Ello.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Haloo Max!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Yo.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd motions for max to enter and take a seat

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang hops from the table, gun smoking in his hand...

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Aha. That explains the explosive sounds.&quot; :3

Talfeera:<font color="#990000">Talfeera claps. :D

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Aaand HUG'D!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi glances over her shoulder. &quot;Oh! Aaye Max! I hope you all enjoyed the wine?&quot;

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Who are these? I see two new fa -- umph!&quot; x3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Max! Meet my fiance!&quot; :D

Talfeera:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hello!&quot; Wave wave!

* Gamal-Junayd sits down. since cooking is out of the way

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;He came here for buisness...so maybe we should get that out of the way first, just so it's not forgotten. Come, havea seat.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Max is pulled into the kitchen by a very excited Half-Orc.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And Gamal is promptly ignored by that same Half-Orc.

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Papa's saving it for a special occasion.&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+21 = 1 + 21 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Grapple check to get free from the hug. |3 &quot;Pleasure to meet you, miss! Or is it Ms.? Always hard to tell when you're dealing with fiances and such.&quot; :3

* Max is hug-stuck.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">FAIL!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Drag drag drag.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm, did I do with last week's log?

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Getting scuff marks on the floor.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Zap zap!

TMG:<font color="#000000">almost back

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Max, Talfeera. Luv, Max.&quot; :3

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sorry.&quot; ^^; &quot;Maximillian Toris. Max is fine.&quot; :3 &quot;You are?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi giggles behind her hand.

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Talfeera, then?&quot;

Talfeera:<font color="#990000">&quot;Talfeera Steamwheedle Nosy Yaskintle Brightweave Indrite Sparkgear, soon to be Deffrider.&quot; :3

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ahh, right, gnome names. Hope you don't mind if I just use a few.&quot; :3

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Barbarus makes an offhand remark to Primera in that strange language again.

Max:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+21 = 2 + 21 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; hug escape!

Talfeera:<font color="#990000">Talfeera offers her hand. &quot;Of course not. Just make sure you get Deffrider in there after the wedding.&quot; :3

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">And the cat adjusts his coat so that Max can't see his swords. :3

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">lulz, max rollz. XP

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Don't need angry gold.

* Max shakes hands with the gnome. :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 6 + 11 = 17&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Grapple!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Aww.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Max escapes.

TMG:<font color="#000000">and back

* Max turns to the black cat seated nearby. &quot;And you, sir? You're a new face, too.&quot; :3

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">OH SHIT IT'S TECH.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">RUN.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;El Primera Espada Del Illyria.&quot;

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Call me Primera.&quot;

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;A Tanish name, interesting. Pleasure to meet you, Primera.&quot;

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Likewise.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Returning to logsummary

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Anyway, the business!&quot; Max turns to Tathi. :3

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;A very important bit of the window business I forgot to discuss with you last time. What's your budget?&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Watermelon. :O

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;I told you we couldn't afford gold flecks in the glass.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Watermelon :O

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">My brother apparentrly dropped one on accident.. and got it for free. natural grocers is an -awesome- place to work.

* Meany throws watermelons at Ghost and Liatai.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Watermelon is so bland. :O

VAE:<font color="#000000">watermelon is awesme

VAE:<font color="#000000">good against thirst

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Mmmmm.. How about.. three thousand or so gold. What would that net me?&quot; :3

Gamal-Junayd: <font color="#0">(( if your watermelon is bland, you didn't havea good and juicy one ))

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">that's actually how it got its name. Watermelon, in some areas, was the only clean source of water.

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'd hate to put you in debt over windows -- that's perfectly doable.&quot; Permit the DM to do some math...

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">I did.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">And all I tasted was water. :p

* You roll to yourself: 32*20 =&gt; 32 * 20 = 640* You roll to yourself: 3000/640 =&gt; 3000 / 640 = 4.6875Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom spends an hour or so writing a comprehensive report of all the events leading up to and surrounding the situation in Yoriver. It takes a while, but he includes all the pertinent details. All of them. He withholds no grain of truth or incident, regardless of who it implicates in what light.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Speaking of that wine, I have to wonder if half the leaden mace is facedown in some ditch somewhere.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus eventually sets his quill back into inkwell. &quot;..There.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;We were talking about the wine?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;No.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Segway denied!

* Meany kicks Ghost off his segway. Rolls off on it.

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;All things going well, it should take about five weeks to make all of your windows. Now, there is one other thing. Do you have the services of a druid on-staff, or would you like me to search for one when it comes time for installation? I know elven homes prefer to have their window fixtures wood-shaped into place.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">...hrm. Lia, are you -sure- there's only three unpetrified people in Redtree? I could've sworn it was six...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There were seven petrified people in Redtree total.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Oh!! I'll have to put you in touch with the ones who helped with my home. I hope they haven't wandered off.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You freed Kethanis, Edaric, Aelian, and Kawyn. A cleric of Corellon Larethian, a halfling rogue, and an elven sorceress were the ones you didn't depetrify.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Perhaps check the local nature shrines?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Three left.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes, I'm sure. :P

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Very good. I'll try to contact you when the windows get closer to completion.&quot; :3

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Wonderful!!&quot; Tathi says happily.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Hmm...oh! I know what I was counting. Two statues that -should- have been at Restren's place but weren't.

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do you get your mail here or at the Great House?&quot;

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just in case the sending doesn't go through.&quot; :3

TMG:<font color="#000000">Welp, we have Break Enchantment now in case we ever find them.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom knocks back on Ashmore's door after some time. Assuming no other matters crop up, a multi-page report is dropped off.

* Tathi laughs! &quot;The Great House is my place of residence now, so yes, the mail goes there. That does remind me I need to jet down there and check from time to time.&quot;

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">No other matters crop up. Except... &quot;Inquisitor Lazarus, there is one other thing. Please ask Inquisitor Steelsprocket to also submit a written report.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Next level I'll get Word of Recall.. and join the teleports club. &gt;:O

Miron:<font color="#000000">In the meantime Miron is getting what info he can from other inquisitors on Tomiko.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He replies stoicly, &quot;Yes, commander.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">*CRASHBANGCLANK* O hey. Thomas must be here. On the roof. ^^;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas arrives like an HE shell.

Miron:<font color="#000000">And on Tom's father for that matter - seems like he's bee n missing who he has met

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's obvious Hatari's playing WoT

VAE:<font color="#000000">what callibre HE shell?

* VAE imagines 152mm. You know I got a KV-1S down from full with one shot?

VAE:<font color="#000000">HE penetrated. 900 damage

VAE:<font color="#000000">or some such figure

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do you have the address? I could go there, but that defeats the purpose of a letter.&quot; :P

* Thomas Lazarus tromps downstairs.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 1 + 7 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Sense Motive... does Miron notice Tom has been chewed up and spat out?

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">I wonder if anyone will tell Shenkfang's almost-wife she shook hands with a dragon.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Apparently not. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey Tom!&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus looks over and nods.

Talfeera:<font color="#990000">Aaand back in Shankfang's lap.

VAE:<font color="#000000">also, especially now... just what did Anise tell Miron?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Like, what stuff does he know about Tomiko? It's.. sort of useful to know to play him fairly

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;It smells great in here... preparing for the festival?&quot; :3

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;SEEDS headquarters. I believe it routes through Redtree?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Oh! We're going to be setting up tents.&quot;

* VAE can't have him know everything, and on the other side, I don't know some stuff

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Gather Information.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ja.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 11 + 9 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Gather Information

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Zum of it kame to life.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;So Hy schot it.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Miron gathers evidence in support of his own expectations. *bricked*

* VAE claws

VAE:<font color="#000000">but then..

VAE:<font color="#000000">up to now, Miron's expectations of her were that she's an upstanding pelorite

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">lawls

VAE:<font color="#000000">With a bit of an attitude ,granted, but that was overlooked

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;.&gt;;

VAE:<font color="#000000">As an aside, this is lulzy. Excerpt from Miron's personality profile which I mentioned in chat earlier.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Miron gets stories of how Tomiko is a monster-hunter, a mercenary, and something of a loose cannon, but Anise is pretty admiring of her feats. She is said to fight monsters with her bare hands, and is said to believe she carries the blood of Kord. Hard-drinking, hard-fighting -- no wonder Anise seems to admire her.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">So, Thomas.. when're we gonna tell him your sister is crazier than my dad by an order of magnitudes? ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Some ESFJs construct rationale which have the appearance of (Jungian) Thinking logic, but under scrutiny are in fact command performances of &quot;Thinking in the service of Feeling,&quot; (i.e., Thinking-like conclusions which do not obey the tenets of impersonal logic; they rather construct scenarios from only those &quot;hard, cold facts&quot; which support the conclusion reached by the dominant Extraverted Feeling function.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean, the whole thing was fitting, but this one goes like an arse on a nightpot

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well he's a law enforcement agent so I was thinking not ever. ^^;;;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Alexander Lazarus is a knight of the kingdom, a legendary martial artist of the Sublime Way, and a retired adventurer.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Curiousity. DM, when were you planning on dragging in that Master Inquisitive? :3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I've told you so many times... XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Up north! XP

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Hold on..

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Wait, what? Who is that? What is that? I don't remember this. Did the DM explain that? Is that part of our objectives?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

* Ghostwish RUNS!

GM:<font color="#000000">Okay, while I throw fish at Ghost, are people ready to jump to the next day? And do people have mid-session noms? :3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I'm ready

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Good idea. Hmmm.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Mid session? looks at time. this is gonna be a late night

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Did Ashmore say anything interesting? Also, been hearing lots of stuff about your sister. Appparently she's Anise's role model,&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Thomas for MACE.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Gamal for Cooking!!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tons of noms

TMG:<font color="#000000">ack!

TMG:<font color="#000000">No! Don't jump to next day just yet!

VAE:<font color="#000000">and I agree not jumping

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Miron for SO FAR IN THE DARK NARNIA'S TELLIN YA TO TURN ON THE LIGHTS

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well get your rear in gear and start roleplaying! XP

TMG:<font color="#000000">...crap, I haven't been tracking noms. &gt;.&gt; (opens txt file to start writing)

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Gnogglebolt for shocker-antics!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tom didn't even tell Miron he has to file a report

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Meany for yet more multiple personalities. XP

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl for Rat-negotiations. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Now, noms

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Edaric for surviving the inquisitions. XP

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Swallowtail for I-CUT-U.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hm. Nomming Ed for DRIVEN TO DRINKING. :U

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Ed - Running away from problems Shank - ed's a friend and I'm gonna harrass him too! Tom - I'll get you drunk, and wont even have a hangover! Tathi - you poisened him? Eh, can always get another familier

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Quit HOUNDING me &gt;:O&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Seconding Ed.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Tathi for DAMNIT WINDOWS 98.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Oh please.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">3.5 wizards are SO XP. :P

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Gamal - Just lie to him, he'll stop bothering you.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">After finishing his errands out in the city (fliers, Destraliss, Elwick, Drit &amp; Zeke), Gnogglebolt heads back to the HQ. On the way, he's going through his pack...and finds three vials of orange fluid clinking around in the bottom. He holds them for a moment, trying to place where they came from...then it hits him.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Miron for pickled remedies. &quot;You won't be concerned with your hangover after we drink this fuming pickle-water.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">rofl, seconding Miron's.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, -&quot; *multiple languages cycled through here)

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Tom for It's only cheating if I get caught.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Thirding mirons.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Ram for Ferretz.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Shankfang for, &quot;BUT HY'M VORRIED (AND BUGGING HIM IZ VUN) D:&quot;

Adelaide:<font color="#990000">'Sup Dragon. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hatari ,fun thing is, that's a real remedy :4

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He hurries back to the HQ and comes bounding into the dining room (will pick up once everyone's done with the nom-deluge)

VAE:<font color="#000000">Anyways

VAE:<font color="#000000">as for noms

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Gamal for Iron Chef IX: Rise of the killerdoodles.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tom for headbutting with dog

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tom for Last Man Standing

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Oh, and along the way, he checked his map of Akellon.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Hmm...oh

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tom for understatement of the century (the bit with it bearing some relation)

TMG:<font color="#000000">Thomas for Report.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Anise for role model!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom Bro-memes: Induces brutal hangover in everyone. Began drinking with drinking immunity buff.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Nothing for the acrobatic slaughter of sentient foods?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Gamal for (250 rides per hour? Pff, sane)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Swallowtail for, &quot;No you can no shoot me. D:&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">seriously, his calculations of breaking even from 1 cp per ride was lulzy

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">:B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Swallowtail for customer attraction - that bit of talk was fun

VAE:<font color="#000000">And hmm

VAE:<font color="#000000">I wanted to nom someone for soemthing

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well.

VAE:<font color="#000000">near the beginning

VAE:<font color="#000000">I can't find it

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I was simply seeing what we'd have to do to break even at 1 cp a ride. not advocating ti heh

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also, sszeyl for stew-hand

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ninjas are genetically predisposed to wearing ridiculous demeaning sexy outfits... *muse--kunai'd*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Nothing for the acrobatic slaughter of sentient foods. Okay.

VAE:<font color="#000000">YES

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tathi on origin theory for scrying

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">No. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">Young pervy wizard

VAE:<font color="#000000">that was brilliant

VAE:<font color="#000000">also, everyone involved in ed incident, for Castleton Hills 902 10

TMG:<font color="#000000">(...I just realized something I should ask, Lia, with all the roleplaying EXP we get for main sessions and the fact that some of us do minis, did we ever get EXP for minisessions at any point? Especially since I've been unstable the past few weeks and will continue to be? &gt;.&gt; )

Tathi:<i><font color="#0000FF">How else could you explain it!?

</i>VAE:<font color="#000000">no

VAE:<font color="#000000">minisessions don't gain XP

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Nom for Shankfang on, &quot;But h'why can't hy schoot at tings in here, hy am great schot =3=&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">because a) there can't be noms, and b) it would be somewhat unfair

TMG:<font color="#000000">I wasn't asking you, danman, I was asking the DM.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I don't give Kor's ass, because that's how the practice has been

RAM:<font color="#990000">CommieLynx has a point, Techy.

* VAE has eyes, you know

RAM:<font color="#990000">Aaand bafroom. Back in a few!

TMG whispers: Hello? Did you go afk or lagging or something?

* VAE has actually been in a chunk of minisessions

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hmmm

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yep, that'll do.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and yep, I guess that was all of mine

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Mmkay.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Thomas - 100 XP - Report. 100 XP - Neutralize Poison shenanigans. 100 XP - Dog~ |D Gamal - 100 XP - Cookathon! 100 XP - Just lie and he'll stop bothering you like I'm bothering you now. 100 XP - Can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man! Miron - 100 XP - Thomas' sister? 100 XP - Pickles?! Gnogglebolt - 100 XP - Shocker antics! Sszeyl - 100 XP - Rat negotiations. 100 XP - I don't think this stew likes me. Tathi - 100 XP - Rat negotiations. 100 XP - INQUISITIONZ. Edaric - 100 XP - Leave me aloooooooone. =w=;;; Swallowtail - 100 XP - No you cannot shoot me. =w=; 100 XP - I CUT YOU &gt;:U Shankfang - 100 XP - Ed's a friend! That's why I'm harrassing him! :D 100 XP - Shooting things indoors.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and added

TMG:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;41200+100 = 41200 + 100 = 41300&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">seriously?

VAE:<font color="#000000">adding 100 needs a calculation?

TMG:<font color="#000000">For the record, danman. For the record.

* VAE sigh

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">:P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So where were we

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">600 away from leveling. T_T

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron asking Tom about ashmore, and mentioning his sister is anise's role model apparently

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Riiight

VAE:<font color="#000000">and lynx being called by nature

* Max hung out for a while, then left, address and budget numbers in tow. :3

TMG whispers: I thought for sure there was at least one time where we were doing EXP for minisessions, since back then it was more DM-determined on the quality and quantity of the roleplaying, of which the minisessions contributed greatly to...and these days, 'noms' are just for any adequately amusing thing someone can think of

* Thomas Lazarus sighs. &quot;Well. I just gave that report I had mentioned. A few extra.. details.. picked up from scryings I thought he should be appraised of.&quot;

You whisper to TMG: If you want to discuss this, discuss it after the game.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Aaand back!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt, at any rate, comes running back into the dining room. &quot;Shankfang! Hey, Shankfang!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ja?&quot;

TMG whispers: Okay, okay. o.o That's all you had to say

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh..&quot; He puts on a nervous smirk. ^^; &quot;..know each other, or something?&quot; To Anise.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Would explain the head-locks.&quot; =w=;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Think you've got it in you for one last delivery?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Shouldn't take more than two hours, round-trip.&quot;

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nah. I just know your dad's legend, and I've heard stories about your sister.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;On your gyrocycle, of course.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy tink Hy kan manage dat. Vat's up?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Deffbike, brodder. Deffbike.&quot;

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is it true he defeated a green dragon single-handedly?&quot; *w*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks around the rest of the room and holds up the three orange vials in his hands. &quot;Anyone here remember these?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vat are doze?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do I ever!&quot; :o &quot;You found more?!&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus chuckles. &quot;Ah.. well.. I don't know about single-handedly. But we definitely do have that head around still, yes.&quot; ^^;;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Vaguely.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;A few people's very-overdue lives.&quot; Gnogglebolt says cryptically.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Vat?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lives? like someones souls or somethign?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Er, Edaric, I told you about this back the first time we were in Thalinde. I forgot about them until now, though.&quot;

* VAE back

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;You still have the head?&quot; *w* &quot;Awesome!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;That's more of that depetrifying stuff, isn't it?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's right, Tathi.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">For crying out loud

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">afk

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hell, now that's something!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And there I had it, under my bloody nose.. well ,what can I say.. my main focus was chasing down that plate-mailed drow who's been seen buying pastries IN PUBLIC&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;So, Shankfang...&quot; Gnogglebot pulls out his map and shows it to him, pointing out a small town south of Castleton. &quot;Redtree. About thirty five, fourty miles away. Feel up to making the trip tonight?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">*Gnogglebolt

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Imagine this -there's a bounty on him in Braxton, and in Lorelllon, he's free to walk around like a cock on a wastedump.&quot;

Alissa Remina:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well... Braxton is kinda over-the-top. But from your story...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nah, there are some right-minded folk in there.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">(Ram? Ya there?)

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Half the mess we got growing here wouldn't happen if we took an example.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Sorry, I'm here.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Got pulled away.

VAE:<font color="#000000">=0.0=

* Cadamon Gardner pulls up a chair -- no need to stand near the table doing nothing. &quot;Braxton Falls is an interesting illustration of a common topic of debate in Cuthbertine circles. Does the pursuit of totalitarianism create more criminals, or less?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And back. =_=

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hmm...&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">slashdot news - apparently you had a bunch of bubonic plague infections in Oregon, from stray cat bites

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ja, Hy kan do dat.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Excellent! Mind if we get going? It's only just afternoon now, we can get back well before sundown.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Sure, chust gimme a sekond...&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Good luck you two!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang looks down at the gnome in his lap, and smiles.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Haha, yeah..&quot; ^^; &quot;Our place is full of lots of his old things. Weapons with stories and the like. But he talks about himself a lot less than you might think, before you go trying to get epic verse out of me.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vell, duty kalls.&quot; :3

Talfeera:<font color="#990000">&quot;Stay safe, Snugglebear. You too, little brother.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy vill.&quot; :3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well.. totalitarianism...that's a strong word for what they do. Besides, it's a bit like asking whether having a cat results in more rats, or less.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy luv hyu.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Certainly. Redtree's a good town.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hmph..&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll meet you outside, Shankfang.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Going away for another errand, miss Vesav. Will be back in a few hours.&quot;

Cadamon Gardner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not quite. The center of the debate is whether punishing people strongly for minor offenses reduces the rate of more violent crime, or whether it simply drives the more violent criminals underground and fosters an aura of resentment for authority.&quot;

Talfeera:<font color="#990000">&quot;Love you too.&quot; :3 *Kiss*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt goes to wait by the Deffbike.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Kiss~

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Driving them underground.. as opposed to what, having them walk the streets in broad daylight?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Bai Adelaide!&quot; :3 Pet pet.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm personally of the belief all that posturing and suppressing did nothing but make the lives of common people harder. Not to mention they were about to haul off and arrest us in the course of our duties atleast three times. And they had invisible flying demons -&quot; *bricked* &quot;-going through their streets eating folk, and a hag coven underground.&quot;

Adelaide:<font color="#990000">See ya, dawg. |3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Okay, what is this invisible flying demons thing? :P

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I can scarcely fathom why you seem so enamored with the place, brother.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now, compare it to Redtree, Castleton, or hell, some places up north.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">the ogre mages?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hokay. Ready, brodder?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And there -really- should be some UTD checks this time for the Deffbike...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well. It was just something our resident troll/bard player speculated about that we got a kick out of.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The party happened to cross the current holder of the Hand of Vecna, a powerful evil cleric.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Even with all that, the place was pretty much an oasis of peace. Besides, the reason you almost got your asses busted was that you didn't follow protocol. Anyone could claim he has a mission...&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I Googled it and it ended up feeding me back material that would work well for an F Plus episode, let's say. :B

Dragula the Deffbike:<font color="#990000">Vrmm vrmm VROOOOOOOOM!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ohhh an in-game joke that explains why Google didn't give me anything. x3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">One to start it up, and then the maneuverability checks...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Brian was the first to trumpet, &quot;Dude, you can't just go up to that guy!! It doesn't matter what tracking says, he probably has like, some CADRE OF INVISIBLE FLYING DEMONS with him!!&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">As it turns out, he did. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Well...

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hell, Tom, would you believe some suspicious bugger you stopped on a patrol, claiming he has some important goal in mind?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">-- /story

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Outside of combat, the DC is...10, IIRC.

TMG:<font color="#000000">(page 211 of WoW Core. What's the Deffbike's Speed Increment again? One over Maneverability Rating of 5? )

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Because if yes...I dunno how you passed training.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Increment is...20 I think?

TMG:<font color="#000000">(Almost. There's a cumulative penalty for going above your first speed increment, kinda like for far ranged attacks)

RAM:<font color="#990000">And the maneuverability is perfect.

RAM:<font color="#990000">And yes, I know.

TMG:<font color="#000000">(and the fact you have to roll allows for possibility of Malfunction)

* Thomas Lazarus squints somewhat bitterly and folds his arms. &quot;Oasis of peace.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Peace =/= happiness.

RAM:<font color="#990000">So...

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes. Peace and order.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Maneuverability Rating of 4 is Good and has a speed inc of 20, 5 is Excellent and speed inc is 25

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I found bodies in the streets, Aelian died, and Ed almost got arrested for trying to play without an entertainer's liscence.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Enough. We've danced this dance before.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You are saying it like Castleton's streets are body-free.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 11 + 13 = 24&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; to start it up...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Easy peasy.

Darana Duerral:<font color="#000000">&quot; Who're Ed and Alien? &quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I've certainly never laid claim to this being an oasis of peace, either.&quot;

Alissa Remina:<font color="#000000">&quot; Beats me. &quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oh. So, increment would be 30, with perfect maneuverability.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Of course not.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;You know at times, I wonder what that little fey-blood, Miacherry, is up to.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Someone calling big C that, he'd be out of his mind, or drunk.&quot;

Alissa Remina:<font color="#000000">&quot; Sounds like a comedy book. Ed and the Alien. &quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;At times, I wonder how you surface elves are not insane.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Cavorting with such...monsters.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">kay. And with a top speed of 80, that puts you 2 increments over your first. So, first UTD check is to turn on the Deffbike, then a UTD Maneuverability Check at -4 penalty for the ride to Redtree. (and then a third one back, unless you turn off the deffbike, in which case you roll and additional turn-on check)

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;But see.. over there, they sorted out all that they had the muscle to sort out.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi just rolls her eyes. &quot;Someday, you'll be elves again.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;We are elves now.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Und avay ve go!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;If Correllon wished it, he could take us from Lolth.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">the DC of the two riding checks is 10, the DC of the turning-on check is...custom.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;He does not.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The ogres and hags.. as bad as it is, we at the Mace are just folk, although infused by Cuthbert's wisdom and direction. Not demigods.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">It was 10.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;No.. not yet. You still have a ways to go.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Whatever you have listed from the Deffbike's creation.

TMG:<font color="#000000">(It can't possibly be ten, that's far too low)

RAM:<font color="#990000">It was. =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yeah, well..&quot; He glances to Cadamon. &quot;..polarizing issue indeed.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Matters are that until we showed up, they just didn't have enough folk with the right skill to get a hand on it.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Polarizing over books, maybe. Where things are happening, the answer is pretty clear cut, if you ask me.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">what the---crap, the Deffbike isn't on the wiki?

Cadamon Gardner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed.&quot; ^^; &quot;You should hear a group of Cuthbertine priests debating it. The commander and I have discussed it occasionally at length.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">No, it's not.

RAM:<font color="#990000">It was made a long time ago, before I knew aboutthe wiki.

TMG:<font color="#000000">I knew we were forgetting something, we had made a plan to slap it up there eventually. Anyway. The recommended DC for UTD checks of activating devices is 10+TS, subject to DM modification.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Techy.

RAM:<font color="#990000">It was 10.

TMG:<font color="#000000">DM?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Now hush. =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">http://science.slashdot.org/story/12/06/16/1838236/black-death-discovered-in-oregon

VAE:<font color="#000000">the article

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Eh.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Just roll.

VAE:<font color="#000000">the guy who contracted the plague did epic fail too

RAM:<font color="#990000">Thank you, Lia.

VAE:<font color="#000000">apparently tried to take a dead mouse from a stray cat

RAM:<font color="#990000">Now, can we get on with this?

TMG:<font color="#000000">She said roll. That's all I'm waiting on. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Now that Techy's done nitpicking...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Und avay ve go!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+13-4 = 18 + 13 - 4 = 27&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; VROOOOOM!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Away you go!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Definitiely a successful start. :. ...actually

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And the trio shoot off down the street!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">the -4 didn't apply yet.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Dude.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">It only applies for the hour-travel check.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I already rolled to start it. =3=

TMG:<font color="#000000">Did you? I didn't see that...though I could be blind.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171;&#160;1d20+13 = 11 + 13 = 24&#160;&#187; to start it up...

TMG:<font color="#000000">Huh. Oh. Okay.

TMG:<font color="#000000">So I am blind. :B Carry on. To Redtree!

Talfeera:<font color="#990000">&quot;So...&quot;

Talfeera:<font color="#990000">&quot;'Taddi...'&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Mmmm?&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">In the interest of expedience, your trip to Redtree is fast, but uneventful.

TMG:<font color="#000000">(anyway, unless you've still got an old Redtree map, drop some Redtree NPC tokens and the statues onto the VGHQ map?)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I really kind of want to skip to a new day... Can we mini-session this later if it needs to be played out? ^^;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Blah blah blah, undo curse, blah blah leave.

Talfeera:<font color="#990000">&quot;I hear you're a magic user too?&quot;

Talfeera:<font color="#990000">:3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I am in favor of day-skip. =w=;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Minisession is fine by me.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Same.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh come on, I'm actually lucky enough to -be- here? :[

VAE:<font color="#000000">possibly

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">minisession it at most

TMG:<font color="#000000">Fine...

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Quite! An evocationist. With some dabbling in divining too. I've heard you're a sorcerer?&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Minisession later.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tom *still* didn't tell Miron about the report, though ;3

* Edaric starts playing quietly to pass the time. :3 &#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 11 + 17 = 28&#160;  &#187; C&gt; Cv C^ C&gt; Cv C^ ~ *brick'd*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I think liatai wants to be able to get to the fair by at least next session

VAE:<font color="#000000">assume it's done offscreen I guess

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">There will also be things during the next day, lawful-monger. :P

Talfeera:<font color="#990000">&quot;Yes I am! Tortured Gnogglebolt endlessly with it.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Not offscreen, I want to actually minisession this.

TMG:<font color="#000000">At least.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">vae was talking about something else

VAE:<font color="#000000">minisession what

TMG:<font color="#000000">...Oh, oops.

VAE:<font color="#000000">tech, you realise I was speaking about something else ? X

TMG:<font color="#000000">Sorry danman. Thought you were talking about something else.

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">I wasn't

TMG:<font color="#000000">My bad.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">She smirks. &quot;Tortured, you say?&quot;

Talfeera:<font color="#990000">Nod nod. &quot;Why do you think he hates magic so much?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Actually Tom thinks he did answer everything completely? {:3

Adelaide:<font color="#990000">'Sup Elf chick.

VAE:<font color="#000000">who answered what now?

Adelaide:<font color="#990000">Think I can bother you for some pets now?

TMG:<font color="#000000">* Edaric starts playing quietly to pass the time. :3 &#171;&#160;1d20+17 = 11 + 17 = 28&#160;&#187; C&gt; Cv C^ C&gt; Cv C^ ~ *brick'd*

* VAE was referring to Ashmore commanding him to tell Miron he needs a report from him, too

VAE:<font color="#000000">a written one, to send upwards

TMG:<font color="#000000">I know that... Sun's Song? xD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi giggles as she reaches over, and pets Adelaide. &quot;See, now I knew tinkerers didn't hate magic THAT much. Now I know why.&quot; :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">In that case.

Thomas Lazarus:<i><font color="#FF0000">I forgot

</i><font color="#FF0000">. *bricked*

VAE:<font color="#000000">because due to the outlier shit, he needs to pull from both

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">brb

Adelaide:<font color="#990000">Oh yeah, right there dawg...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Although in fairness, Tom has that said to him like five minutes ago, and hasn't been intermittently afk to deal with high fools investigating random objects and walking into corners. =w=;

Thomas Lazarus:<i><font color="#FF0000">So.

</i>VAE:<font color="#000000">hahahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">Fun story bit

Talfeera:<font color="#990000">&quot;So, you up for some pranking when he gets back?&quot; &gt;:3

VAE:<font color="#000000">My uncle apparently once got drunk, and tried to go to work, attempting to unlock door with a prayerbook

VAE:<font color="#000000">pretty much the only time he got hammered, too

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Speaking of perspectives..&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi scritches the ferret in her lap as she raises an eyebrow and smiles. &quot;And what manner of madness might you have planned?&quot;

Talfeera:<font color="#990000">&quot;Oh, I have a few ideas...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ashmore did request a report as well, brother. Written account of all matters pertaining to the Yoriver situation and pertinent correlated facts. Everything, that whole deal.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;As soon as possible, too. I finished mine just now.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*nod* &quot;Hmm, good to know. Two pairs of eyes see more than one, I guess.&quot;

Talfeera:<font color="#990000">Unfortunately, I don't know much about magic and different spells myself, so I can't speak of any potential ideas myself. =3=

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">lols

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Best to get that sorted out, then. Arguments about legal theory can be left to those in charge of setting the law, rather than just enforcing it like we do.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Strength check...

Miron:<font color="#000000">That said, Miron retreats upstairs and into the library to get his account sorted out.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Why don't you MARRY Braxton Falls if you love it so much!

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">back

Hakutaku:<font color="#FF0000">And so, he did. *Miron epilogue*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey Richter!&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Ow. DX

Miron:<i><font color="#000000">There's someone there I perhaps wouldn't mind marrying... close enough

</i>Richter Malino:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hello, Miron.&quot;

Aldura:<font color="#000000">Yip! ^^

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;That brings up a topic of discussion.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus nods to everyone else assembled. &quot;Beg your pardon. I'll be at the -- oh.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#990000">Miron and Gradia, sitting in a tree!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Busy times.. Ashmore needs a report on Yoriver.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Divind our Guardians into groups of speciality, similar to the mace.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 17 + 1 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Strength check...

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;But not so rigid, I think.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*shuts the door behind, sets to writing*

Edaric:<font color="#000000">:D

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 13 + 1 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Strength check...&gt;:d

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Right. The Vigilant Guardians moved their base of operations.&quot; Tom notes down the new address at the front desk.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Perhaps merely a suffix to add to their name, as an idication of skill-sets.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">|D

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I've got a few matters I need to look into back there. See you all later.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why not just let them form teams? Or assign groups occording to what the mission is, adn who's around?&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Where is Ed and what is he doing? XP

Edaric:<font color="#000000">...{:3 At the moment? Retreating.

RAM:<font color="#990000">ED SMASH!

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Sit-ups.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Moving furniture.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">ed's finally making his room livable for him

* Edaric scritches Tavia in passing.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">As Raerarael and Tomiko watch through the windows. XP

Sszeyl: <font color="#a14d7f">(( Btw, reminding people who haven't claimed a room, that #2 is Barbie's. ;3 ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Forming squads is an idea.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;But it would need to be more structured than who is on hand.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">This building thinks it cannot be burned down or blown up.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE, BUILDING.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;A squad should have at least one arcanist, and one healer.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">OI!

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;In addition to mundane combatants.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">My fiance is in there!

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">Pant pant pant. : Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">:)

Miron:<font color="#000000">Either way.. Miron writes a detailed report, explaining his suspicions of a multi-sided conflict that has devolved into a free-for-all, links in what he has learnt about Tomiko being something of a loose cannon, her refusal to contact the local Mace... linking in Altonor and his mentions that him and Raerarael are fighting for the same goal, and his delusions, and the whole land issue that Raerarael let slip... but in all fairness, he does mention the catacombs under tax collecting offices, and what his knowledge of architecture told him - that is ,that they are of similar age, and all of them under five years and that investigating the cataster of Yoriver county could yield pertinent information.

Adelaide:<font color="#990000">Mmm, a little to the left, elf chick dawg homie G.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;What should be minimum squad size, what should be maximum?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Anyway, ready to bring Gnogglebolt back, whenever it can be said a couple hours have passed...

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Barbarus has a stable squad at thirteen members including himself.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;He sums it up as a situation that's long past critical, and a lot of things resulting from escalation of response from both the Count's side, and the lawless villains they fight, and calls for outside intervention before it gets worse as his assessment&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm... still good to timeskip, whenever we're done roleplaying ferrets and dogs and idle talk things... :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">And why the fick are there quotes

VAE:<font color="#000000">because i'm tired enough not to spell &quot;fuck&quot; right

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Thomas ever comin' back to the HQ? :3

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Not too experienced yet, but their teamwork's a sight better than you guys. :3&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas comes back to HQ.

Adelaide:<font color="#990000">I'm good to skip -- Oh yeah, that's the spot...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I doubt the squads need to be that large. I'm sure that could be split into 2, if not three smaller groups. Sometimes work together, but we dont need to be sending out groups that big every time do we?&quot;

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">DOG MISSILE! 250 FEET PER 6 SECONDS!

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;...And we have a squad of eight.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">owo;; &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 5 + 4 = 9&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">...Eh. Fine, Gnogglebolt and Shankfang arrive back. :B

* Thomas Lazarus falls over with a crash and an 'oof'. ^^;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Right after Thomas.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">actually were more like 10 if swallow, aelian and ed are with us

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">And so here comes that giant pooch, moving like a freaking green missile at speeds that shouldn't be possible.. and topples Thomas, before assualting his face with her tongue.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hi Tavia do you smell Smoke??&quot; ^^;;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;So...let's see...minimum of six, max of sixteen?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Mind the animals.&quot; He says with a straight face as he passes.

* Thomas Lazarus laughs!

Venezuela: <font color="#A14D7F">EYE OF SAURON.

Venezuela:<font color="#A14D7F">Through the wall!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">D: Miron:<font color="#000000">Either way, after a good few hours, the inquisitor produces a stack of paper that he grabs and ties up.

* Thomas Lazarus sputters.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Haloo Tom!&quot; :D

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hello again everyone...what's this now? Six and sixteen what?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I guess. Though I think groups should be able to function with as few as four on some missions. &quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*knock on Ashmore's office*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hi!&quot; ^^;;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Not to my satisfaction of survivability.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hi, Tom!&quot; :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;We're talking squad size and overall group structure.'

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Dog-wrestle. :9 &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 11 + 11 = 22&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Haloo Tavia.&quot; :3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...What did I miss--ah.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Um...why?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Pet pet pet.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom staggers upright holding the pooch and deposits her on the floor. =w=;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hi, Gnogglebolt, hi, Shankfang.&quot; :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;It distracts us from talking about less tactful things.&quot;

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 5 + 6 = 11&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Haloo Ed.&quot; :3

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">Tavia finally gets rolled off the cleric. She pants happily.. and chases after Shankfang. :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tavia gets plenty of head-pattings.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Like assuring that your sister and Tathi are not going to be with child anytime soon, or why Aelian is so afraid of the table.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fine, six minimum.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang flees to the table!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Though really, squads dont have to operate if they fall too low.&quot;

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">.. and promptly bowls into Gnogglebolt in the process, sniffing curiously at the sparker.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt just smacks his forehead. &quot;Garl's gold, Sszeyl...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Kan't katch me!&quot; :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy'm back, luv!&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;The blazes are you on about, Sszeyl?&quot;

* Swallowtail looks over her shoulder. &quot;Why are you afraid of table? Chairs do not bite.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus stands up straight and remarks with very straight-laced seriousness while wiping off his face and smoothing his hair a bit,

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Ms. Vesav..&quot; He inclines his head in acknowledgement.

* Thomas Lazarus walks off.

Violet Vesav:<font color="#000000">&quot; Hello, sir. &quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Tables and me are like Edaric and rooms. I am so going to hell for that joke. &quot; ^^

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;How ya doin', Ed?&quot; :3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ack! XD

Talfeera:<font color="#990000">&quot;Welcome back, Snugglebear!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...At any rate, I really don't think we need to worry about 'squad' business. We just take everyone we need or want with us when we have something to go do, like getting your head fixed up. Not everyone has to come sometimes, though...so, just say those who stay behind are the 'reserve'.&quot;

Talfeera:<font color="#990000">Liss~

* Thomas Lazarus waves to the others.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Cat under quilt attacking feet!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Kiss!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Welcome back, Thomas!&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Hi Cocoa!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I mean, as much as I love to organize things, this is definitely something I'd say could stand to be more freeform and 'as we go along'.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Max came by to discuss my windows with me.&quot;

* Edaric waves, strumming. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">wha my first cat used to do

VAE:<font color="#000000">sleeping people moving their feet, she poked paws under and began clawing at them

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang takes his seat, and Talfeera promtly settles herself in his lap.

VAE:<font color="#000000">then fleeing when people woke up and were pissed off

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">Ooo, bardly!

VAE:<font color="#000000">resulted in all of us sleeping in socks

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">as she got her claws trapped in those, and it wasn't such fun

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">Gods it's hard to play when this massive canine goes and puts his paws on your knees, and just stands there, panting in your face.

* Edaric laughs, scruffing the dog's face.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Wait.. the hounds are both female, aren't they? Or are they? ^^;

* Dr. Hatari no remember.

Tavia: <font color="#ff">(( *her XP ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ah.

Miron:<font color="#000000">*knocks on Ashmore's office again*

Tavia: <font color="#ff">(( ELVES AND THEIR GENDER SWAPPIN' DOGS I TELL YA ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;I mean when the group has more minions.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;I mean members.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Curse you, Barbarus, your terminology is infectious.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, that.&quot;

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">Your report is dropped off without a hassle.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;I can't help it if it works~&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Well, Barbarus appears to have done a...'good' job with the recruits he's already got, I'm perfectly fine just leaving that up to him.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I wonder if I could get away with calling the acolytes in the shining hall 'minions'..&quot; :9

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahhahaa

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Oh please.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Nope I would be thwapped by a ruler immediately.&quot; =w=;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Hord mentioned he told you about my training methods.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;I'm expecting a lecture on that any day, by the way.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey, as long as it was all-volunteer...who am I to argue with results?&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Plus, if you're going to make plans, might want to wait until my plot is off the ground.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Which plot?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Note he only asks which, not what.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;The one to assimilate the entire market district to our group in some way.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm, we are going to timeskip soon, right?

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;So! Thomas!&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus rolls his eyes. &quot;Good luck with that.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;How was the wine?&quot; Tathi asks with a smirk.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We're not the biggest fish in the pond out here, even.&quot; ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">because if so, might just leave Miron in the Mace HQ, where he'd hang out anyways, likely.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;And millions of gold course through this city annually.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">brb.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Adventurers and all that.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus gives Tathi a cheesy thumbs-up. |3

VAE:<font color="#000000">given there's no particularly important task for him to do, and that in the time this is happening, he's, IC , still prob'ly writing.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Tasted great!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Odd, you don't look terribly hungover. I've heard the stuff's wrath is legendary.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt just rolls his eyes at Barbarus's absurdly grandiose 'plot'.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh, yes. It blew Miron and our drunken master monk on their respective back ends.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I warded myself before drinking, though.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:o

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dat's cheating!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yes, and it was hilarious. Happy early rogue's festival!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">:3

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;You didn't!? You know you're not supposed to mix mortal magic with fey wine!! It causes terrible and lethal hexes!&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus sticks his tongue out at Tathi. |P

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">She grins. &quot;You're no fun.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">it isn't mortal magic

VAE:<font color="#000000">he's a cleric

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Darn.

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's divine magic

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I forgot that bit I wanted to do.

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's actually a good retort

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'll retroactively do it.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">When Tom left, he pointedly didn't bring the remainder (and there presumably was some remainder, since no one died) of the fey wine behind. With the simple warning of, &quot;Don't make me regret this by getting fired or dying, alright?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Anyways. Thanks again for the gift.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Look. They barely got through a quarter of a bottle. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaah

GM:<font color="#000000">To be honest, the DM is starting to fade. So, noms, and we'll pick up on the 5th next time? :3 Unless people have more PC to PC talk.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I wonder how long until Miron considers drinking some again

* VAE gives it a week

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Oh you're welcome. I don't know what I'd do with a whopping six bottles of the stuff. I know I'm going to keep one up in the Headquarters.&quot;

* VAE fading too

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">I need four noms pwweeeesseeeeee XP

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;If it's not much trouble.. I think we ought to keep in contact with your dad over these coming days..&quot; He frowns a bit.

VAE:<font color="#000000">also, got to sort out Saph tomorrow- his college is closing up, and he needs to stay at my place

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">... nevermind. Six. XD

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Just to be safe.&quot;

* VAE needs to be at least somewhat fit tomorrow around lunchtime

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">it wont matter really if you get em this time or not

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I need...4350 exp worth of noms. =3=

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Oh very much so. I wonder if we should set a regular scrying time?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">44 noms. not gonna happen shank

* Thomas Lazarus chuckles. &quot;They would probably appreciate it.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">She smirks. &quot;And a set volume level?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Worth a try. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron needs 3200 or so

VAE:<font color="#000000">fuck me missing sessions, I guess

RAM:<font color="#990000">Anyway, I believe Lia asked for noms?

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Hmmmmm!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tom needs OH WAIT I'M LEVEL TEN. 8333

VAE:<font color="#000000">I guess Tathi and Tom for the whole wine thing

* Dr. Hatari is bricked.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Gnoggle: &quot;What're these orange pot-OSHITIFORGOT! D&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl for IMMA ALF. *murders children*

VAE:<font color="#000000">pranked the fuck out of the Mace

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Miron for, &quot;Haha what? ... What&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">and the mental image of green Anise and Miron is just hillarious

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Talfeera for PRANKZ.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Shankfang for Last Delivery Service

VAE:<font color="#000000">what was that a nom for, Hatari?

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Seconding shankfank for last delivery service.

* VAE doesn't recall the situation

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Trying to investigate Lazaruses as the truth is slowly and dreadfully revealed. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Nomming Thomas and Miron for REPORTZ.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and yeah. De-stoning, coming by bike is definitely noomworthy

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahah, yeah

VAE:<font color="#000000">Like i said

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Nomming Swallowtail for ZE TABLE. IT DOES NOT BITE.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Barb: 'Sup guys. I'm a lycanthrope. Fear me.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron is inspector clouseau or smesuch

VAE:<font color="#000000">he just has a way of avoiding the most obvious facts

RAM:<font color="#990000">Gamal and Sszeyl: Iron Chef.

VAE:<font color="#000000">seconding that one

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tathi (by proxy) for skulldoggery.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">YOU HAVE COME A LONG WAY IN MY BOOK, DOGS.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">*sniff* YOU ARE... ACCEPTABLE. =3=

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">'skulldoggery'? That a new term for dog-trolls. :P

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RAM:<font color="#990000">...That's all I can remember.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">back

GM:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl - 100 XP - Oh yeah, we're totally elves now. =3= Gnogglebolt - 100 XP - &quot;What're these orange pot-OSHITIFORGOT! D&quot; Shankfang - 100 XP - Last Delivery Miron - 100 XP - Haha what? -- what. Swallowtail - 100 XP - The table doesn't bite, you know. Tathi - 100 XP - Skulldoggery. 100 XP - So going to hell for that joke.

GM:<font color="#000000">Unless Meany has more. :3

TMG:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;41300+100 = 41300 + 100 = 41400&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

RAM:<font color="#990000">40750.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Poor GM.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">With her poor GM plans.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Still so far away. D: VAE:<font color="#000000">this session was friggin' hillarious

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">And our inability to freaking stop RPing past one single empty day. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">meh

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's the best thing about Akellon

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">the lulz in between

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Nope.

VAE:<font color="#000000">meh, I like a mix

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Akellon. Where half our XP comes from dicking around.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Here, I'll offer you some work-fulfillment;

VAE:<font color="#000000">times where there's stuff happening, and time when there isn't

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;A daunting plot, I know. But the first step is already taken.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">'Why that arcane district map is delightful; good work!'

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I will be starting to hit the fast-forward button after the festival. Trust me. *w*

TMG:<font color="#000000">ohdear. o.o

VAE:<font color="#000000">we had months of time that were just tiptoeing around stuff and srs matterz are srs

RAM:<font color="#990000">|3

Dr. Hatari:<i><font color="#FF0000">Good.

</i>VAE:<font color="#000000">This is a good thing

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Thanks. :P

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Ugh.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Maybe..if theres anything else that is only going to involve 1-2 people

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">ask for a mini session?

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Cat is running around.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Plantively crying at bugs.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes, please.

* Meany throws soda cans.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ram! You're not connected to irc. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Campaign file saved. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm

VAE:<font color="#000000">Save log

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Saving. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">so I can quit with clean conscience

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Saved.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Allright, ready to shut down?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ready! :3

RAM:<font color="#990000">Giggidy!

Tokens dropped onto map 'Tinker Workshop and VG HQ'Valorfang:<font color="#FF0000">SUDDENLY

<i><font color="#0000ff">Ghostwish is disconnected.

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