Session 115

Glitch has connected.

 Ghostwish has connected.

 RAM has connected.

 Railock has connected.

 VAE has connected.

 * VAE mrow

* RAM yips.

Railock:so. playing civ 5. playing it with mods, didn't bother checking what mods were active when I load. little bit in BAM! Huge ass dragon appears on the map. and proceeds to capture one of my workers, and is now dragging it offf to regions unkown. I have a scout following it to see if my warriors can perhaps recover it one day

RAM:<font color="#990000">x3

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I'm trying to attract dwarves in my towns game. :3

RAM:<font color="#990000">Trying to make Dwarf Fortress? :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">More or less. XP

* RAM sends elephants.

Tokens dropped onto map 'World Map'Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Ah so I need to dig down a little more.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">(and they would get slaughtered)

<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

</i> VAE:<font color="#000000">hey owl

* RAM summons the Forgotten Beast Ozsit Genlathgakit!

VAE:<font color="#000000">mind borrowing me ownership of barbie on the world map for a moment? (near castleton)

VAE:<font color="#000000">want to put in his new token

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sure, just a moment.

Meany:<font color="#660033">So it is done. :v

VAE:<font color="#000000">and fancy cat is fancy now

Meany:<font color="#660033">Saved.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Danke.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ooo very nice. :D

VAE:<font color="#000000">fun thing

VAE:<font color="#000000">due to how they're calculated for familiars, Iymmur'ss has better saves than Burmy

Glitch:<font color="#000000">and back for realz

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Pfft. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">?

<font color="#0000ff">Dr. Hatari has connected.

</i> GM:<font color="#000000">So how is everybody today? Eaten? Got something to drink? Used the facilities? Slept?

VAE:<font color="#000000">well

VAE:<font color="#000000">a bit of back pain, but not too bad otherwise

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Eatin, suckin' down sugar. Happy about new job opportunity. :3

Railock:<font color="#000000">I am ordering pizza so I don't haev to cook

RAM:<font color="#990000">Omnomnom.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Slept, used facilities, but I'll have to get lunch later because I had breakfast only a scant few hours ago and I'm not hungry yet. :B

GM:<font color="#000000">... Did any of you know the Super Bowl was coming up? I didn't until just now seeing ads for dip and chips. :B

Meany:<font color="#660033">I did.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Nope. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Not in the US, so no

Meany:<font color="#660033">I purposefully ignored it.

Railock:<font color="#000000">I found outy..yesterday when I saw an ad for somethign related

Meany:<font color="#660033">It's an overblown sporting event that people pay through the nose to see, and advertise during.

Meany:<font color="#660033">though the players do kill each other.

Meany:<font color="#660033">So that's good.

Railock:<font color="#000000">Nobody in my new job seems to care as they havent mentioned it. go go gamers! heh

RAM:<font color="#990000">I did.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Didn't care. :B

Railock:<font color="#000000">only thing worthwhile about the super bowl? the interesting adds that go on during on it. course as you can usually wait a few days and have the best posted on youtube, who cares about watching the crap that it's put in?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(ram, finished typing the little blurb in irc :B )

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">What new job opportunity is that, Ghost?

VAE:<font color="#000000">And renounced control of barbie

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Executive Security Systems! I got mah clearence yesterday. So if ya sneak onto property at night, it'll be Ghost cavity searchin' ya.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Don't clench.

Meany:<font color="#660033">But.

Meany:<font color="#660033">What if we naturally fart mustard gas? :V

Meany:<font color="#660033">*shot*

Railock:<font color="#000000">he's immune to it cause he farts nerve gas

RAM:<font color="#990000">Hup, bafroom!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I gots a dwarf! YAY

Meany:<font color="#660033">In what/

Meany:<font color="#660033">?*

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Towns.

Meany:<font color="#660033">coo'.

VAE:<font color="#000000">First I thought of

RAM:<font color="#990000">Back!

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;I got a horse!&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Well, it's nearly 4:00. Who's here and ready to roll? :3

* Dr. Hatari waves.

* VAE mroweth

GM:<font color="#000000">-- Oh, right, I should clear the init.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Hello!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh also *heals like a chaingun*Viceth - 11 &#171; &#160;2d8+3 = 6 + 3 = 9&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Ed - 5 &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 4 + 5 = 9&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Tathi - 6 &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 5 + 5 = 10&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Ael - 20 &#171;  &#160;2d8+3+2d8+3 = 13 + 3 + 13 + 3 = 32&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Miron - 10 &#171;  &#160;2d8+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Swallowtail - 2 &#171;  &#160;2 = 2&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Firaira - 22 &#171;  &#160;2d8+3+2d8+3 = 3 + 3 + 11 + 3 = 20&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Shank - 5 Vonain - 20 &#171;  &#160;2d8+10 = 11 + 10 = 21&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Gnoggle - 5 &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 6 + 5 = 11&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Kep - 11 &#171;  &#160;2d8+3 = 15 + 3 = 18&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Alt - 21 &#171;  &#160;2d8+3+2d8+3 = 4 + 3 + 8 + 3 = 18&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Gamal - 5 Tom - 6 Sszeyl - 24 &#171;  &#160;2d8+3+2d8+3 = 10 + 3 + 11 + 3 = 27&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"><b>There.

</b> Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD Well.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Tom: &quot;Come over here...I promise I vill heal you. |3&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">That was efficient. :B

Railock:<font color="#000000">sorry, had phone call from step mother

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... dare I dock you a use of your Boots of Speed for that? :B *brick'd*

Railock:<font color="#000000">so. did I recieve healing out of all that or no?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oops!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I'm rubbing off on the liatai. XP

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Present

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Not from Tom.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He's actually running out, for once.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Neither did I. &gt;:|

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I...don't quite understand the healblock

Glitch:<font color="#000000">what's the number before the rolls?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Damage.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">How much health you've lost.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oh, ah see. :.

* Dr. Hatari was just making a list to save gametime.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Well then. Shank &#171; &#160;1d8+1 = 1 + 1 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Gamal &#171;  &#160;1d8+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Tom &#171;  &#160;1d8+1 = 2 + 1 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; :3

Edaric:<font color="#000000">... And again. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">were you using spells, or a wand? &gt;:.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Shank &#171; &#160;1d8+1 = 8 + 1 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Gamal &#171;  &#160;1d8+1 = 5 + 1 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Tom &#171;  &#160;1d8+1 = 8 + 1 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thanks Ed. |D;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Both.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oh, huh.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Thanks Ed!

* Thomas Lazarus marked off approprite uses of spell conversions and wand charges.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">At least someone here cares. &gt;:|

* Thomas Lazarus is running low on healing resources from every source.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Well, Vonain's still got a CLW wand with 31 charges left.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Tom was busy. {:3

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">(was given to him earlier in case Tom goes down)

* Edaric points to speedy!Tom blurring around in the background healing folks. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">He found time for all of them. &gt;:|

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Suck it up, pussy. You're the only Fighter in the entire group. :B

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Not front line, either.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I've got fighter levels

GM:<font color="#000000">So, while Tom heals people, let's recap.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">And incidentally also not healed! \o/

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi is awesome. End recap.

* Ghostwish ducks.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">yep, ed had to help me

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I also have -2 Con and less HP than the Bard. :P

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor steps forwards, examines the corpse of the first warhound briefly then gives it a kick. &quot;Piece of hellspawn fuck.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So...what the heck were they?&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">The party gathered the rest of the puzzle spheres, and unlocked the statue door leading into the duergar fortress' inner sanctum. It's uncomfortably hot down here.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Guuuuuys we're still getting a recap...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Big und mean.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nessian warhounds.. I think bred with pit fiend.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Hey! D| .... I'm tough! D| *brick'd*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You're a Bard.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">I can be tough and a bard! D|

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You're spoony. :P

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">..What does that mean, anyways?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Beats me.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">No one knows! :U

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I just find it hilarious.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">When you're older. *BRICK'D*

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 12 + 11 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Bardic knowledge...

Miron:<font color="#000000">Do you ever think of anything else...

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">...anyway, I guess the recap's over...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I wonder if what's ahead will be even more...interesting.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">:3 http://www.thefreedictionary.com/spoony

GM:<font color="#000000">No, it's not.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I don't give a fuck.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd looks over the next door

GM:<font color="#000000">It got derailed by silliness. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh. Well then, moar recap. :U

Meany:<font color="#660033">A spoony bard is a bard that does not, mechanically, contribute anything to the party.

GM:<font color="#000000">Anyway, as the party's archivist noted, the first things they met were winged flaming monstrosities of the quadrupedal sort.

GM:<font color="#000000">Also, a room full of dead bearded devils.

GM:<font color="#000000">Gamal, are you sure you want to rush ahead of the party?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Ed doesn't match any of those definitions, then. &gt;:O

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">So spoony.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">fine was just gonna go look at the door

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Thank you Tom. Sheesh, some gratitude, I heal you and you call me spoony. :P

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt shakily gets back to his feet after the weakening-voices wear off.

Miron:<font color="#000000">At least you aren't a drow.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Mind if I clean up the buff bubbles?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">SPOONY!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He holds his head for a moment, shakes it, and gets his bearings again.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Anything's better than fucking drow. Even spoony bards.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Zo...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Bets on vat iz vaitink for us?&quot; :B

Edaric:<font color="#000000">I'm not spoony! &gt;:\

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">How long does Recitation last?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I assume rounds

VAE:<font color="#000000">10 rounds

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I hazard a guess I speak for us all when I say I don't want that to happen again...that blast that weakened all of us, I mean.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You're totally spoony.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah, it's gone. I'd imagine the fire shields are, too.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I know. The drow assassins, and a bunch of summoners. What I don't know is in what proportion they will be there.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">DAMN YOU NO-SAVE MAGIC SHENANIGANS! &gt;:O

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Someone should scout ahead... and if there's still anything going on, let the scum cut each other up before we strike. Where two men fight, the third one wins.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus catches his breath, giving a final look around.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl just stands there.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Looking bored.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Okay.... everyone ready to go?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;If everyone's willing to listen, I have an idea for a tactical deployment that should mitigate such a thing from happening again, like back at the Briarclaw forest when we fought a giant pack of hellwolves, for those who were there.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Playing with his new tooth.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ja!&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ready as I'll ever be. How about you lot?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Let us go und kill all de tinks!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;What might that be, Gnogglebolt?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Some bullshit, undoubtedly.&quot;

* Swallowtail ponders briefly before tugging at Edaric's sleeve.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Language, Miron.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fine. Some fucking bullshit,&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Language, Miron.&quot;

* Swallowtail murmurs, &quot;Can't vanish again. You still have wand?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Regardless, if we're going to wait here... Swallowtail perhaps?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Oh, yeah, somewhere. Hang on.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You're good at moving silently.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt nods at Tathi when she acknowledges; &quot;I think, for the next room, we should go in 'waves' instead, so that not all of us are hit at once. Our very toughest members--that would be Tomiko, Altonor and his pegasus, and probably the wolf, go in first. Then, the rest of our melee members -and- our healers immediately after, and then in the last wave, our ranged folks.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Stagger our deployment to prevent being caught in a wide blast again.&quot;

* Edaric searches. &#171; &#160;1d2 = 2&#160;  &#187;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Want me to give it to you now?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;That's actually not a bad idea. When we're all clumped together like this, we're just asking for pain and trouble.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus frowns. &quot;..Assuming there are more of.. those.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;If there aren't, we're only shooting ourselves in the foot.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm going in ahead. If I can make it quick enough, I can catch them in a blast before they know their arse from knee. There's a thing to be said for surprise tactics.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;But. . . regardless.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Someone should check ahead, so that we have a rough idea what's going on there.&quot;

* Swallowtail nods.

* Edaric pokes Swallowtail with the wand... and disappears.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If they're still fighting, and we hit them at the right time, unaware but after the initial blaze..&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks back at Thomas. &quot;A lot of our other enemies, such as those 'erinyes', have been blasting us with a wide-area miasmic attack... while those ones were never so debilitating, perhaps it would be wise to not give them free shots for those, either.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;.... Wrong end.&quot; =3=;

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;......&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks at Ed and the freshly-vanished Swallowtail.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">er

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">freshly vanished Ed.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Maybe.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Like I said already. And .. I don't give a fuck about erinyes farts. About as bad as Lyle's fags.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...On the other hand, some foreknowledge would indeed be very advantageous. Assuming Ed can get that thing working on Swallowtail.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Something pokes Swallowtail on the shoulder, and she also vanishes.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Go in the Cudgel's name, Swallowtail.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So just use loose order formation. Put at least 10 feet between you and the next closest. that'll help us not be slaughtered, just like when approaching massed archers or ranked warmages on a battlefield

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now that's a sensible idea.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot; Who makes an invisible wand... &quot; =3=;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Either way, yes, after nearly losing Kor and my own life? I'm not going with this mass group together tactic anymore..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;If we spread out that much we could chain ourselves from here to the entrance..&quot; =w=;;;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;No we wouldn't. There's only three groups!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Suit yourself. After all, victory needs no explanation.. .and if we'll kick the bucket, I doubt anyone'll bug us about it down in Baator.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Front line, healers, and ranged folks!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Except that if the frontliners will go in all at once, we'll lose moment of surprise.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">The owl is currently boiling water for tea.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Will likely poof for a second or eighty.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Whereas with a mix, there will be suppressive fire on their heads while the frontliners go in.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Surprise? What surprise? The only surprise we could ever get is if the ninja and the rangers were to sneak in, but no one will even entertain that idea.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;While you keep up this discussion, I'm gonna go check the door for fiendish presence. Try to get yourselves decided by the time I get back.&quot; :P

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't that be the surprise, my good little gnome?&quot; Vonain says in a strangely 'polite' tone.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck you too, tin can.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Language, Miron.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">The wizard totally ignores my ability to sneak sometimes.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Humph. =3=

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">You never sneak. How would she know?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ed, have you figured out that wand for Swallowtail yet?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I -have- sneaked.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I sneaked last dungeon.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Yes, he has.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">And this one, early on.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">A while ago.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">He did.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do you see her?&quot; says a disembodied voice.

* Gamal-Junayd walks up with altonor

Miron:<font color="#000000">*sigh*&quot;I'm not a tactician, and not used to working with this many... but still, what Gamal said seems more sensible.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Clearly not enough for me to recall.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Not anymore, looks like you got it.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">You have a terrible memory anyways.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I bet you don't remember Derish's backstory. :V

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Okay Swallowtail, go to the door, ask for Altonor to give you the all-clear if it's safe to open and let you slip in.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... Hang on, need to find appropriate music. Winamp keeps throwing &quot;Don't Worry, Be Happy&quot; at me. :B

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; God, whatever. &quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Loose formation, lay it on as soon as we can&quot;

* Tomiko Lazarus tromps to the front.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Master of the Court here

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hatsune Miku

VAE:<font color="#000000">My general Yoriver them

VAE:<font color="#000000">*theme

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">I do. You spend the majority of your time making paintings, doing something completely oddball, or non-reacting. Notice sneaking isn't in there.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;I have an idea to contribute to allowing Swallowtail to sneak in undetected.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I talk when there is something to say.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">How could Vocaloid possibly be apt for Yoriver. =w=;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Is there anyone here with any skill in illusion magic?&quot;

Masabel:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm right behind you.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Because there's a vocaloid for /anything/ out there

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Anyone at all? Can anyone cast illusions, even simple, silent ones?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There's a -lot- of creepy Vocaloid stuff out there. But also, I need to let the dog out... sorry... ^^;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">There's also be a Chipmunks for anything, though. *bricked*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Chipmunks Monster by Skillet. It exists. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Dancing lights and ghost sound. Every gnome can do that, even the kids. But won't do us much good.&quot;

Viceth:<font color="#000000">&quot;A smattering. Nothing terribly advanced, I'm afraid.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes, I'm looking for a bit more than that, can anyone project silent images?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I've forsook the school of illusion.&quot;

* Viceth raises a hand.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah, good, that will do.&quot; Vonain nods to Viceth.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ack, now I really do have to go let her out, sorry. ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Good

VAE:<font color="#000000">I need to brew tea, see

Glitch:<font color="#000000">okay okay go, will resume when you return.

Viceth:<font color="#000000">&quot;What is your idea?&quot; To let Tech type.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Or I'll just say it. :B okay. Anyway...

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Can you project a duplicate image of the door, exactly in the same place where it is right now? That way, if we open the real door, the projected illusory door is still there and makes it appear closed to any on the other side. Then the invisible miss Swallowtail may walk through.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wouldn't they hear it opening? or can we make an area of silence to stop that?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can do that&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;If they're in earshot, they're hearing this plan anyways&quot; ^^;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I've got a few cans of oil, too, for a more mundane solution if you need to conserve your magic reserves.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;No need to.. Silencing isn't a feat of divine might, really.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And if it's worth doing, it's worth doing it right&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;It appears to be a thick -stone- door, mister Thomas, that should adequately deaden our voices...

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;...&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot; if it weren't already cracked open.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Please no smother my ability to relay danger with silence magic.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot; Everyone shush. Who did that?&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot; Did one of us open the door already?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000"> &quot;No?&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot; Gamal, can you peek through the door?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000"> &quot;Seems the jigs up. Lets open it and see what we face. this has all been either pointless, or letting them get prepared. &quot; he steps to the side, and sees if he can peek through

Glitch:<font color="#000000">and now we really gotta wait for DM to return. :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Listen Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 16 + 1 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Spot Check : &#171;  &#160;1d20+0 = 19 + 0 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) just in case

Tathi: <font color="#9933ff">(( grabbin snacks! ))

* Dr. Hatari honestly only gave Swallowtail invisibility because she's out of ki and can't sudden strike without it. |D;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">That sounds like an excellent idea. *goes as well*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">and back

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot; The only presences I'm seeing are faded. &quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 12 + 4 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Listen check... You folks at the door, roll Listen as well.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">need me to roll again or did the one just up a bit be fine?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yours is fine, Gamal.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 8 + 5 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Listen

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Aelian peers about. &quot;Ed, where are you??&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">&quot;I am here and everywhere.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">&quot;Now and always.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Search your feelings.

You whisper to Railock: Gamal hears a distant voice, but can't make out the words. He can also see blood on the floor, and two slumped, robed figures in Yoriver official garb.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d20 = 6&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">WRONG GAME, TASHER.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot; Here, in front of you a few steps.Right next to Sszeyl, Tom, and Gnogglebolt. &quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Dead Yoriver guards. and theres a voice. too distant to hear&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd opens the door at that point

GM:<font color="#000000">Hold on, Gamal.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl reaches a hand out to his immediate left.

GM:<font color="#000000">Tomi, Swallowtail, and Masabel didn't roll.

* Gamal-Junayd has once again gone into loading mode

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot; Okay...then I think the illusory-door-and-swallowtail-going-through-first may still work.&quot;

Masabel:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 18 + 11 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"> &quot;Right. &quot; She adjusts her belt and prepares to storm.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Spot: &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 18 + 1 = 19&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Listen: &#171;  &#160;1d20+1 = 11 + 1 = 12&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot; Viceth, can you perform the illusion I described?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000"> &quot;Should I silence the area?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033"> &quot;No.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can see some dead guards already. They've probably moved on.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot; Perhaps in a moment.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Really, I only have +14 move silently. I can't out-sneak a monster at this ECL to save my life. Literally. D| *bricked for meta*

Masabel:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- I hear it. Undercommon. ..... 'Yes. Hundreds. Our master's technique creates a much more perfect binding than mere possession. All it would cost...' &quot;

* Thomas Lazarus snaps to attention.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl blinks, and keeps feeling around for Ed.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I think it's not time for sneaking..but for suprise assaults.&quot; can he throw open the door now?

Miron:<font color="#000000"> &quot;filthy spiderfucking scumscum...&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot; Gamal, can you try to nudge the door just a fraction of an inch open further, to see if it makes any noise and how hard it is to move-- &quot; Vonain likewise snaps his head up. &quot; Oh dear. Perhaps a rush is in order.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*Scum

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl feels cloth.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;DAT'S MAH NOSE&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Gotcha.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">And with that done, goes back to playing with his tooth.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Hmm.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom makes a few hand-signs and murmurs a short prayer to himself.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Wonder if it's tough enough to attach to a gauntlet.

* Thomas Lazarus casts Bull's strength.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Would need a second, though. :d

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">If I'm allowed. Gamal will throw open the door with a battle cry of &quot;CHAAAARGE!&quot; because I've always wanted to

Masabel:<font color="#000000">&quot; .... one bound celestial for -- tens of willing hosts?! &quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Oh good.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">They cauht Serrierr.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">caught*

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain's face immediately darkens and a very tiny hiss escapes him.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+21 = 13 + 21 = 34&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Religion &#171;  &#160;1d20+8 = 6 + 8 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Planes &#171;  &#160;1d20+19 = 16 + 19 = 35&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Arcana. Is anything such possible? What are they trying to do?

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">You're not a crap warrior, so don't yell charge. *bricked!*

Miron:<font color="#000000">(One host per multiple bodies)

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000"> &quot;Kan ve go kill dem yet?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000"> &quot;Wait&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; Scratch the subtlety. Everyone, prepare what enhancements you have left, it's time to go in hot. Stay in the staggered formation.

You whisper to VAE: Hard to tell. Unfortunately the one person who would know has remained mum about his expertise. Host typically refers to the victim of possession...

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; When enhancements have been prepared, on my mark, Gamal Tomiko Altonor, bust that door open and everyone fall in.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; Tom frowns hard at the news ahead, and continues his prayer-casting.

* RAM resists injecting military tactics.

VAE:<font color="#000000">you could, you're an ork

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hm, Ram?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">he's shankfang

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Metagaming, tho. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That's specifically why he can't

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">:B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">he'd use biker gang tactics

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ehh.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Well~

VAE:<font color="#000000">I assume the ork have instinctive grasp of some tactic.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ork tactics = GOOOOOO

RAM:<font color="#990000">Best way to do this is what's called &quot;stacking up.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Just everyone who's buffing sound off when you're done buffing. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Given we have some characters with military experience, I'm listening, just for knowledge's sake. :3

RAM:<font color="#990000">But, then again, I'm thinking situations where one good shot will kill your targets, so...:B

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah. Worst of all, have Altonor relay it, or someone

RAM:<font color="#990000">But, anyway...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">your also using modern military tactics no doubt

RAM:<font color="#990000">Your &quot;squad&quot; lines up like so...

VAE:<font color="#000000">though I still think Shenk could have such knowledge

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Military tactics don't apply in D&amp;D. Or in any game really, because games are fun. XP

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">not midevil

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom whispers another incantation, suffusing the area with golden light. Everyone's blades, knuckles, arrowheads, bullets, lizards, teeth, orangutangs and etcetera begin taking on a soft glow and radiating warmth.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hey hey :o

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Isn't this the kind of thing that would go well to irc?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Especially if for DM knowledge. :.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Righteous Might prayer cast. Everyone now deals +1d6 holy damage and has Good aligned attacks.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Go ahead and infodump all in irc, ram :D

Miron:<font color="#000000">Does that even work with my allignment?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Alright. That's the best I can do. It won't last long. One minute.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Let's go.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl's fists are smoking. :| Not going to acknowledge the pain.

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Also yes, lulz ))

RAM:<font color="#990000">But this really needs visual representations.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;In Cudgel's name!&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hold on, one last bit.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">ram, sketch it in paint, perhaps?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; Alright, sound off when you're done, Edaric.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">and then put on imageshack?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Pfft.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I can't draw to save my life on paper.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000"> &quot;We need to think up a battle cry for the guardians... they work best if shouted uniformly accross the group...&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">It's that much worse on the computer.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">ram; I'm pretty sure this can just be reduced to brightly-colored rectangles. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">So simple even a second-grader could do it. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; Later, Gamal.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">He's military.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm pretty sure stacking up only works if we're all armed. =w=;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">You hear the strumming of a lute... Tomi, Swallowtail, Shankfang, Aelian, Masabel, Altonor, Gamal, Vonain, and himself all feel quicker on their feet. You're Hasted!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">That's asking a bit much.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Let's proceed.

Miron:<font color="#000000"> &quot;'Fuck you' is the only one we could ever agree on&quot;

* Ghostwish is brick'd.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000"> &quot;Didn't mean now.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; Alright, here we go. On my mark...three...two...one...mark!&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot; Done, let's go! &quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000"> &quot;Mirons right. when we open the door, everyone well fuck you at the top of your lungs&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Yaay I don't have to use my boots for haste!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And that's the cue for doorbusting.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">|D

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Oof D|

Miron:<font color="#000000">And I'm under the horse again...

</i> * Gamal-Junayd opens the door, yelling&quot;FUCK YOU&quot; at the top of his lungs.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Noddink yet. Let's not yell.&quot; =3=

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;A necrophile, are ya?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Aaand too late.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi rolls her eyes at this bit of immaturity.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Your the one who suggested it. lets move now!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">There goes the element of surprise.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let's move it, for fuck's sake.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Wasted on an empty corridor.

* Gamal-Junayd runs to the corner, puts his back to it and peers around

Miron:<font color="#000000">Indeed.

Miron:<font color="#000000">But, Gamal

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;A corridor? Crap. Okay everyone, move forward, but stay in the staggered formation.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">DM move plz? :B

GM:<font color="#000000">BAM! The door is opened with a shout of vulgarity.

* Thomas Lazarus doesn't seems to approve. =_=;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Und dere goes de surprize.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">=3=

GM:<font color="#000000">And a ringing of bells, as soon as the threshhold is crossed.

GM:<font color="#000000">You can see three dead summoners -- and WOW is it hot in here.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vell, it vas alarmed hennyvay.&quot; :B

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;What surprise? You don't let your scouts get the first shot, there IS no surprise.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Seems like we're late for the party.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;''Contact! Flesh golem to the right!''&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 19 + 2 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; init!

* RAM is now recalling his building-clearing door-kicking training. :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Initiative Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 7 + 7 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 3 + 0 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Init!

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Initiative: &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 16 + 2 = 18&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Is it time for fightink now? &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 12 + 5 = 17&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Initiative!

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 2 + 9 = 11&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 5 + 2 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 18 + 1 = 19&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Viceth:<font color="#000000">Initiative: &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 15 + 2 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Masabel:<font color="#000000">Initiative: &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 4 + 6 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Flesh golem? It's them!&quot; Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 17 + 1 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 9 + 5 = 14&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; initiative!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Let me take de Golem. Rose ignores all resistance.&quot; &gt;:3

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((dexterity-10)/2) = 6 + floor((17 - 10) / 2) = 9&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; initiative!

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 13 + 5 = 18&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; Initiative!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So you want the golem all to yourself? Okay. I'll see if theres others it's trying to guard.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">haha

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 10 + 2 = 12&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187; Dex check!

Assassin with a Golden Eye:<font color="#000000">You can hear a male voice speaking in Undercommon. &quot;(Madam, we haven't much time.)&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well, well, well, well, well.&quot; She raises a hand and tenses her fist enough to crack her knuckles.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Someone who'll leave a body for once.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Dibs.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 13 + 4 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The spiderfuckers will, too.&quot;

Thaticice of Helvirahel:<font color="#000000">&quot;(Prepare for egress. We've accomplished what we came for.)&quot;

Nine-Fingered Assassin:<font color="#000000">&quot;(What about them?)&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let Tomiko and Shankfang deal with the golem if they wish, We should flow around and go for whoever it's guarding!&quot; Blitzkrieg!

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor is looking.. bloodthirstier than usual.

Thaticice of Helvirahel:<font color="#000000">&quot;(Not a priority. The seal must mature before reclamation. You remember orders.)&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi sighs. &quot;I really need to research that spell that keeps folks from teleporting.&quot;

Flesh Golem:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20-1 = 11 - 1 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">As an aside

RAM:<font color="#990000">...

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks up at Tathi, then points to hi still-active belt. &quot; That's what I made THIS for!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Draconic archivist lets you use Dark Knowledge (arcana) on constructs too

Thaticice of Helvirahel:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 18 + 9 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+10 = 10 + 10 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+10 = 6 + 10 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Guess who's got it.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Can't Gnoggle's belt do th-yeah. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...are those -init- rolls?

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

VAE:<font color="#000000">Assassins. High Dex

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Of course.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">What, do ALL of them have Improved Initiative?! O.o

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Don't you have to be within range to use that?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 14 + 5 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+9 = 20 + 9 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+9 = 3 + 9 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">glitch. I'm +7, and don't have improved init

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Don't you need line-of-sight, too??&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">next level it'll jump to +9 from a class ability

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Swallowtail has +9 and she's lower level, not an elf, and not a professional assa--

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Gah dammit I know I shoulda been in that first group!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh wait she is.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahah

* Dr. Hatari is shot.

VAE:<font color="#000000">That was win.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">So, Lia.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Question.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hm?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Or, well, anyone really.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Anyone who knows the rules better than I. :B

RAM:<font color="#990000">If Shank were to post up at that corner, would he be able to fire around it while maintaining cover? :.

VAE:<font color="#000000">depends where to

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yes. Partial cover.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and yes.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Cool.

VAE:<font color="#000000">like, if he still had LOS then he would

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( I think it incurrs a penalty to attack, though. ))

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">no only bonus to ac

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">least for ranged

Meany:<font color="#660033">&quot;I punch at them from around the wall!&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">&quot;...How?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">&quot;My arms are really long.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;With a fist, why?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">melee yes because it gives both covers. but not ranged

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Egress? NOT THIS TIME!&quot; Tomi, you might want to duck -- as might you, Miron, or at least duck out of the way! Hooves are leaving the ground!

Flesh Golem:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 17 + 11 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; touch attack --

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ergh!&quot; The inquisitor gets a mouthful .. hopefully dust as the winged horse demon takes off.

Flesh Golem:<font color="#000000">With speed that wouldn't befit a zombie by any means, the stitched-together creature lashes out with a clawed arm and latches onto the pegasus' legs! &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 11 + 15 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; versus &#171;  &#160;1d20+16 = 18 + 16 = 34&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

* Kep'salion kicks the dark, clawed hand off and flies deeper into the tunnel!

Altonor:<font color="#000000">You hear a clattering of hooves, but that's all.

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Movement lock is on, DM. (:3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Lia, as an aside

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh, duh. Sorry. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">what was Sam's int?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">7 at campaign start.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Mentioned him to Saph

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Int of 7, wisdom of 17.

VAE:<font color="#000000">See, he was mentioning a silly character concept

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom storms up around the corner while still gripping a Pelorite rosary and intoning words of power. The last bits and sparks of his power manifest -- and with gusto -- as Tom vanishes behind a blue flash and reappears, towering and sparking with divine energies. ((Move and Righteous Might cast. Done!))

VAE:<font color="#000000">A paladin slightly dumber than his mount

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Now it's Int of 8, Wisdom of 19 (21 with magic items). :B

Gelugon:<font color="#000000">Tom, you feel a clicking voice in the back of your mind. Problem, little diplomats?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Ah, there you are Golem.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom's eyes have been lost behind a solid blue glow. And they glower at that voice.

* Thomas Lazarus raises his sword.

Thaticice of Helvirahel:<font color="#000000">&quot;No. They are not yet required.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus has received initiative.Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tomi squints after Altonor and rapidly stoops. Boom-fwoosh -- her first step sends her flying across the hall. ((Sudden Leap. &#171; &#160;1d20+23+16 = 7 + 23 + 16 = 46&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;))

* Tomiko Lazarus narrows her eyes at the inky cave, illuminated only by Hellish light... ... ... and cracks a wolfish grin.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Do we still have Longstrider? :.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sure do. It lasts hours.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I think.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Yep

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Does it stack with Haste?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I believe so.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Seven hours as of Vonain's casting...wait

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Sweet.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">does Haste grant an enhancement bonus to speed?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">if so, then no, no stacking. &gt;.&gt;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">So that gives us...+20 speed?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Or was Haste double speed?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Haste's bonus to speed is untyped.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/haste.htm

* Glitch looks up haste

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh wait no.

Meany:<font color="#660033">+30.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It clarified a type one line later. &gt;_&gt;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">counts as enhancement

Meany:<font color="#660033">Capping at double.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so only +20

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">damn. no 80 mnove speed for gamal only 70

Meany:<font color="#660033">Isn't that fell speed thing still up?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">All of the hasted creature&#8217;s modes of movement (including land movement, burrow, climb, fly, and swim) increase by 30 feet, to a maximum of twice the sub-ject&#8217;s normal speed using that form of movement. This increase counts as an enhancement bonus, and it affects the creature&#8217;s jumping distance as normal for increased speed.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well it's a good thing we clarified that before I took my action.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">60 speed is plenty. &gt;:3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">So no, final answer, Longstrider does -not- stack...

Gelugon:<font color="#000000">Tomi is the first who gets narrative priveleges who gets to see... the vaunted summoning circle. And what a circle it is. Looming dwarven statues kneel in supplication along the walls before large, ever-flaming monuments to tall figures with wings and pointed teeth, who yet retain dwarven proportions. At the moment, silver symbols of an armored fist clutching arrows hang around ths statues' necks.

* Tomiko Lazarus thunders into the room in a charge, backing up Altonor and eyeballing the Drow agents grimly.

Gelugon:<font color="#000000">And in the middle of the room... a burning hot pit, surrounded by runes. Hovering in the flames is an insectoid creature holding a glaive, watching the oncoming group. A scorpion-like humanoid -- an osyluth -- stands at the edge of the circle, watching the oncoming group with what appears to be amusement.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Done!

Gelugon:<font color="#000000">The runes pulse frequently with fiery light, throwing even further waves of heat out into the room. Tomi, you take &#171; &#160;1d6 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; points of nonlethal fire damage.

Firaira has received initiative.Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">The elven maiden rushes forward, and doesn't waste a moment drawing a bead on the golem with two arrows! &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 13 + 11 = 24&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8 = 6&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; damage and &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 12 + 11 = 23&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8 = 8&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; damage!

Draugrim:<font color="#9933FF">And that's when her wolf goes charging into the fray, growling. Done!

GM:<font color="#000000">Does the holy damage affect the construct, Hatari, or is that just Evil creatures?

Viceth whispers: are both his fireshields electric, or just the one marked so?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">if the construct is Evil... :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I believe it affects anything. Lets see.

GM:<font color="#000000">Also, is Firaira's weapon magical?

Draugrim:<font color="#9933FF">Yup!

You whisper to Railock: He's used both Mass Fire Shields.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(constructs are almost never evil though, especially not golems...)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">http://dndtools.eu/spells/players-handbook-ii--80/blessing-of-the-righteous--2966/

Viceth whispers: oh he used the other before he joined the group? okay. cause I used one, and there was a second marked so thought it was available

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">He takes it.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Saint Cuthbert, who blesses those who take up arms in rightful anger,give us.. give me the power to take down the lawless, bar their escape, learn their dark secrets and enact justice upon them... Filthy drow scum, I'm coming for you, and you won't like it when I do.

</i> The inquisitor is quietly mumbling to himself.

Meany:<font color="#660033">EAT IT CONSTRUCT.

You whisper to Railock: He used the other at the door of the previous room. The group had double-fireshields for tha fight. ^^;

Meany:<font color="#660033">EAT IT LIKE IT IS DELICIOUS PIE.

Meany:<font color="#660033">I'm sorry.

Meany:<font color="#660033">I just really fcking love pie.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">...Sudden question.

Viceth whispers: oh. I didn't know. okay

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Does Wall of Force stop Force attacks? :.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yes.

Viceth:<font color="#000000">yes

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Yes it does.

Meany:<font color="#660033">It stops everything.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It extra stops them.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">That's what it's for. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Aww.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">RUBBER BAND'S ON THE OTHER CLAW, NOW.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">It does not stop line of sight spells.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;6+1d6 = 6 + 1 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;8+1d6 = 8 + 2 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also lia, awesum visuals.

* RAM was hoping for something like &quot;unstoppable force meets immovable object, divide by zero.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It stops any physical force and any spell, except gaze attacks, disintegrate, and anti-magic effects.

Flesh Golem:<font color="#000000">The arrows stick into the golem, and it makes a raspy sound.

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">If a planet hurtled into it, it would bore a hole through the planet.

Meany:<font color="#660033">I -very- much doubt a spell like that can bore through the nickle iron core.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Even if it is force. =3=

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Your doubt is misplaced. :B

Meany:<font color="#660033">Don't they have a time limit?

Meany:<font color="#660033">It would take like.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt rushes forth as fast as his over-encumbered but longstrider-enhanced legs can carry him, trying to get close enough to evelop the place with his anti-teleport field!

Meany:<font color="#660033">A week to get through the mantle.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The planet is presumably moving fast.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">They usually do.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Double move (damn, I could have really used the Haste), laying down anti-teleport zone...

VAE:<font color="#000000">. .

Meany:<font color="#660033">Earth is moving at 30/kms.

VAE:<font color="#000000">New F+

Meany:<font color="#660033">Around Sol anyway.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And done.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">What's the topic?

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">JustRage.com

Glitch:<font color="#000000">IRC, guys. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Take these things to IRC. Like others have suggested before. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Frack you I'm the DM. XP *brick'd*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">She has a point.

Meany:<font color="#660033">And around the galaxy, the solar system moves 220/kms.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">wait what? -3-

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang moves up, takes a position at the corner...

GM:<font color="#000000">Shankfang! Viceth and Vonain are on deck.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I wasn't talking to Lia

VAE:<font color="#000000">There's people who swear more than Miron there. wow.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Okay wow I'm going to need to hear that one. x3

Meany:<font color="#660033">So the earth is moving at, 250kms.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Anonymous raged 3 weeks ago &#8212;&#8212; Stupid Graphics Card Cant Play A Fucking Youtube Video In Fullscreen On 360P Fucking Hell, I'M Trying To Watch A Movie And It Just Fucking Dies. Just Work For Fuck Sake, I Paid For You Now Just Fucking Do What You Were Supposed To Do In The First Place. Work. Fucking Stupid Cunt.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;So big.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">from document

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy luf big targets.&quot; &gt;:3

VAE:<font color="#000000">(accompanying one, the episode has)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Meany: So I posit that the spells duration would be super more than enough. :B

Glitch whispers: and exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about. Someone else comes up with the idea of keeping tangential and filler OOC stuff to IRC, I think it's a good idea, I support it, then -I'm- the one who catches the flak.

Glitch whispers: This is getting really depressing. -3-

Miron:<font color="#000000">Seriously. Even I'm impressed.

You whisper to Glitch: Please don't start. I was just being silly. :P

Glitch whispers: I know you were mostly joking, but still. It just happens so much.

You whisper to Glitch: Any luck with -- hang on, this is being logged.

VAE:<font color="#000000">oh wow. There's worse

VAE:<font color="#000000">The above was a) mild b) short

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang reaches his arm out from behind cover and fires without even looking!! &#171; &#160;1d20+19+1-4 = 9 + 19 + 1 - 4 = 25&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6+1d6+2 = 14 + 2 + 2 = 18&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Force/Good damage!

* You roll to yourself: 72-18 =&gt; 72 - 18 = 54Meany:<font color="#660033">Well.

Meany:<font color="#660033">The planet is also revolving.

Meany:<font color="#660033">So that.

Flesh Golem:<font color="#000000">Another sound like a rusty grate escapes the golem's mouth as the force missile SLAMS into it, spraying some dark red and orange ichor onto the floor behind it.

Viceth has received initiative.Glitch:<font color="#000000">who's controlling VIceth, again?

Viceth:<font color="#000000">doubel move forward, and done

Meany:<font color="#660033">Santa.

Thaticice of Helvirahel:<font color="#000000">The woman tilts her head sharply to the side, taking in both Tomiko and Altonor. &quot;You are not the experiment's guardians. We have no quarrel with you. Step aside.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye) has received initiative.Viceth:<font color="#000000">sorry, had still been checking books to see if he had anything that didn't have sr. I don't think sleet storm would be a good idea as it cuts off sight of him

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">With fresh haste, Vonain rockets off around the corridor!

Teeny Rin:<font color="#990000">May I move Teeny Rin to observe Tomi and Altonor? :3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sure. :3

* Tomiko Lazarus flicks her eyes to Altonor and back. &quot;...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Chocolate covered pretzels.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Freaking maptool.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">*_*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Lia, could you do me a favor and shave off half a square's worth of fog from the inner crook of this U-bend here?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"><b>&quot;Watch the corner. An Osyluth lies in wait for prey.

</b>&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">13 HD on the weaker two assassins? Daaaaamn.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Which one?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Freaking maptool displayse movement distance underneath the fog.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">This has been a problem for a real long time, actually. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Use Rin to peek around the corners, I'd rather not break fog -- oh. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">How do you want to move, and how far can you move?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">... You could just count, or measure above. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">How far we have fallen since tabletop. *bricked in the beard*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">That's the thing, I needed to be abe to see how much distance I was eating as I move so I could dynamically decide where to go next. -3-

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Then count. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">If all else fails you can move him north a square briefly to check before moving him back.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">*sighs* Forgive me if I happen to miscount any diagonal squares, then. :B

Viceth:<font color="#000000">measure tool counts it above

Viceth:<font color="#000000">so you could use measure first

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...Oh, that works.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Alright, I think this was it.

Meany:<font color="#660033">You're still in his reach.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain rockets off, as his translucent wings form again

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">and he rises all the way up to the ceiling

Viceth:<font color="#000000">he already used his AoO though I believe

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">(that's why I didn't just move a full 120)

Meany:<font color="#660033">Did he now?

* You roll to yourself: &#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 15 + 13 = 28&#160; &#187; =&gt; Invalid expression: &#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 15 + 13 = 28&#160; &#187;.Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Ceiling height here?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">yeah. on altonor

RAM:<font color="#990000">Yeah, on Kep.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Double-move, in the air, end turn.

* Thaticice of Helvirahel abruptly twitches her head toward Altonor, and two rapiers suddenly leap into her hands from nowhere -- Tomi, you can roll a Spot check.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Spot: &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 13 + 1 = 14&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Listen: &#171;  &#160;1d20+1 = 10 + 1 = 11&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

You whisper to Dr. Hatari: No luck seeing where they came from, blast it.

Thaticice of Helvirahel:<font color="#000000">With a sudden blur of motion, two quick rapier-thrusts dart between the wings of the pegasus, aimed at its rider! &#171; &#160;1d20+19 = 4 + 19 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d6+4 = 2 + 4 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+19 = 6 + 19 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d6+4+1d6 = 7 + 4 + 3 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

* Altonor blocks them with his shield handily, but the woman's mouth twitches into a smirk.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; My, my.. pretty quarrelsome for having no quarrel with us.&quot;

Thaticice of Helvirahel:<font color="#000000">&quot;Both red windows, one with white drapes, but one with dark frames. Curious.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Well, doesn't matter.. &quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi glances at the others. &quot;Don't say anyone's name.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You've been fucking around with my little brother, haven't you..?&quot;

Assassin with a Golden Eye:<font color="#000000">The man with the golden eye swiftly strides forward, tapping the shoulders of the two women.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">ohnonononononono

VAE:<font color="#000000">and they'll gtfo

Thaticice of Helvirahel:<font color="#000000">&quot;It matters little. We will meet again.&quot; And then... they fade away.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">dammit. Knew it.

VAE:<font color="#000000">well, knew

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Tch!&quot; She glowers.

* Altonor growls, and shouts an Undercommon vulgarity at the empty space.

* Ghostwish knew it from square one. |D

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Just out of reach..&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">how many times do I get to go? hehe

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">IF ONLY YOU HASTED ME, ED.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">IF ONLY.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I was hoping Miron could get a wrack off on one of the weaker ones. To interrogate later. Then Init roll.. yeah, no.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;See, the spell could have kept that from happening.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I COULD HAVE HAD THEM.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Dammit Lia I wanted to shoot them!

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">If I had that extra 10ft move, I'd've tackled her.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Uh, ghostwish.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">You realize you're around -two- corners

Glitch:<font color="#000000">and Tathi can't see any of this?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi's int is 20.

VAE:<font color="#000000">she can likely hear though

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">She knows what happened.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And she can *reason*U

Altonor:<font color="#000000">It's probably easy to tell due to the shouted vulgarity and the dialogue. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You are so damn ebil, Lia! :B

* Gamal-Junayd breaks into a dance, going forward, slashing away at the osuluth around the corner as he breaks into a routine to be unable to be hit (full speed tumble) as he comes up on the guarded corner

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;You're still back there, Tathi, you couldn't have possibly cast it even if you knew it!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">She isn't evil

VAE:<font color="#000000">We're incompetent

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 18 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+21+AMod = 18 + 21 + 0 = 39&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+9+DMod = Dam = (15 + 9 + 0) = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) Crit Threat! (Confirmation Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+21+AMod = 13 + 21 + 0 = 34&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Crit Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam +1d6+9+DMod = 24 + 6 + 9 + 0 = 39&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 6 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+21+AMod = 6 + 21 + 0 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+8+DMod = Dam = (13 + 8 + 0) = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 11 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+16+AMod = 11 + 16 + 0 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+9+DMod = Dam = (14 + 9 + 0) = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Osyluth 1:<font color="#000000">Do you take AoOs for that movement?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and out of moves. can't finish full attack

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Stopping a round 1 teleport has nothing to do with incompetence. :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">full speed tumble take 10 so no

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Gnogglebolt, why are you speaking of what you know nothing of?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hatari, in general, no

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Seriously, is there an anti-teleport spell that doesn't require line of sight? :B

Osyluth 1:<font color="#000000">Gamal begins to carve up fiendflesh like it's going out of style!

VAE:<font color="#000000">but this time, we could have totally done it with a bit of thought

Glitch:<font color="#000000">The only anti-teleport I'm aware of is Dimensional Anchor.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and done. stupid non stacking haste. I could of gotten last two attacks in!

* You roll to yourself: 39+21+23 =&gt; 39 + 21 + 23 = 83Glitch:<font color="#000000">(and Dimensional Anchor Field, but that still requires LoS)

Osyluth 1:<font color="#000000">Lethal or non?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">oh dodge on the big golem just in case

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Actually no, I knew before this happened Swallowtail would have died if we had tried the scouting plan. We could never have stopped them. ^^

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">non

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I just keep it IC.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(Hatari, you have any idea what ghost is referring to? :B )

Aelian has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl is thinking.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Think think think think think.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah, sorry guys, I know teleporting baddies is an annoyance.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">But you've blocked me from it for three sessions lemme have my fun :P -- *BRICK'D*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Huge annoyance.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Aelian zips forward, and takes aim..

* Dr. Hatari is more annoyed at overplayed party reactions.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Let's just do this. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Indeed. :B

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Aelian nocks two arrows at once and fires at the flesh golem! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-4 = 16 + 15 - 4 = 27&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 5 + 3 = 8&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+15-4 = 4 + 15 - 4 = 15&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187;!

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Done.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Don't forget the extra 1d6!

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d6 = 5&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d = 1&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187;6

VAE:<font color="#000000">hah. I don't mind OOC, not anymore than competence fail

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">[1d6

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">...

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d6 = 3&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">besides, it makes sense for thme

VAE:<font color="#000000">They aren't there because of us, makes good sense they GTFO'd ASAP

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;8+14-5 = 8 + 14 - 5 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Flesh Golem:<font color="#000000">The golem they left behind takes two arrows in its dark left shoulder...

Flesh Golem:<font color="#000000">Er, one arrow.

Flesh Golem:<font color="#000000">DM reading comprehension fail. |D;;;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Again, they were over 180ft from where we started, there was an Alarm, and there are numerous creatures there that all have like +25 listen. =w=;

Sszeyl has received initiative.Glitch:<font color="#000000">....when was anything said about an Alarm?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">When was that?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Bells at the threshold.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">First narrative.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">..... Also we decided to shout 'fuck'.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">yeah the door was trapped we'd of had to dispel the door

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">There's that.

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;we&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Gamal did. Which was hillarious

Glitch:<font color="#000000">WAIT A MINUTE.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Lia!!!!!! &gt;:( Vonain should have seen that!

VAE:<font color="#000000">because Miron clearly meant it as a &quot;this idea is that stupid&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Perma-Detect Magic

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well, there still was Gamal shouting

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It was not necessarily a magical alarm bell.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">He might not have been able to tell what it -was-, but he can always, at all times, see any magic fields left behind

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(why does no DM ever account for perma-abilities on players? -3- )

VAE:<font color="#000000">Can we, like, not dispute this? People make mistakes.

VAE:<font color="#000000">As in IC people

<font color="#0000ff">Dr. Hatari is disconnected.

</i> <font color="#0000ff">Dr. Hatari is disconnected.

</i> <font color="#0000ff">Dr. Hatari has connected.

</i> Liatai:<font color="#000000">Because we're human. ^^;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Please refresh us on things.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">that

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">do'nt expect perfection

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Also that takes concentration, Firali. *bricked*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Gnrrr.

VAE:<font color="#000000">We can just assume Vonain didn't notice.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Which is you know, possible and it happens to smarter people than him.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean, what are you arguing for, even. A massive retcon? Yeah, no.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I had to harp to Drayco about this.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">No no, goodness no.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well then.

GM:<font color="#000000">Meany? Where are you?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Just acknowledgement that it won't happen in the future.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Just because you have class magic as racial or class or whatever does NOT make you a magical radar. You have to -use- it.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I live.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">If a player has a perma-ability, it's the DM's job to remember it.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">she can try and remeber but mistakes will happen

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Was measuring.

GM:<font color="#000000">No, because as said, it requires concentration.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Gentlemen.

GM:<font color="#000000">And it's your ability. Remember it, please, or at least just remind me at the beginning of each session.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ghost is right, too.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I have never fought a golem before.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Is it a good idea to melee it?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Actually, it doesn't, not for 'first round' detection, which is simply the presence, and not the strength/location/number

Glitch:<font color="#000000">but oh well.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's made out of not-alive.

VAE:<font color="#000000">But there's a fuckton of magic residue here

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Frankly, Tech? :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So it's pretty resistant to being punched.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean, it's next to a fucking summoning circle

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">:C

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Do you know how much else I have to track? XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">Like.. you'd have to concentrate to pick out a specific spell.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Track your own abilities, plzthx. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Actually

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tech

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl zooms, and pulls up next to the wolf.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">golems. the creatures put in to be fightered to death and make the mages feel inadequate once in awhile, instead of always the fighters feeling impotent agaisnt well played mages

VAE:<font color="#000000">Put the ability into Vonain's alt-text

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...That's actually a good idea.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oo, good ieda

Liatai:<font color="#000000">*idea

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And yes it still takes a standard action to activate.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Done.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So say you use it, don't assume.

VAE:<font color="#000000">See. That's called constructive thinking. And Hatari is right too.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I'm not moving farther to be in range of full-attack.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Done for now.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Or I would totally back Liatai in putting artifact level magical signatures everywhere just to keep you perma-blind.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hhhahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">yes.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">We have artifact level magical items.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Seals. =3=

Glitch:<font color="#000000">And added to token alt-text.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">What's going to happen when we come across a boss-fight and he's got some world ending magic orb that doesn't do anything until plot says so? You won't even be able to see him because looking at him will make you go blind.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Actually that could be a fun character concept. Someone who sees just magic and maybe auras.

VAE:<font color="#000000">otherwise being blind.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Visas Maar. :B

Osyluth 2:<font color="#000000">Tomi is treated to a tail sting -- &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 12 + 12 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;3d4+2 = 7 + 2 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; -- and if it hits? Roll Fort, please. :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Another reason to not be an entitled whiner is because everyone will jump all over you for 15 minutes and derail the combat. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">well

* Tomiko Lazarus has learned from past mistakes. She squints up at the approaching devil and scarcely even raises her arms to block. Fort: &#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 3 + 18 = 21&#160;  &#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's not like it harms him specifically

RAM:<font color="#990000">Pfft.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I was thinking the same thing, Doktor.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">all the other AC magic sides magic vestement is gone, right?

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's a negative externality as the economists call it

RAM:<font color="#990000">Asking Tomi to roll Fort. :B

Osyluth 2:<font color="#000000">A chill runs through her as some variety of milky blue liquid runs down her shoulder from the wound.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Not even worth using Wall of Blades. x3

You whisper to Dr. Hatari: No poison damage this time, though. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Osyluth cum!

RAM:<font color="#990000">Until she rolled a 3, anyway. :B

* Liatai smacks. :P

Swallowtail has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">It fucked her hard, we can say.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">See this is why I didn't go with white. =w=;

* Swallowtail advances without breaking her invisibility. Done.

Masabel has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">And it still didn't help.

* VAE grin

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">brb, bio

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Carry on. :3

* Masabel starts off by following tomi's lead off manuver of sudden leap. &#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 15 + 17 = 32&#160;  &#187; jump check

Masabel:<font color="#000000">tumbles to avoid the AoO &#171; &#160;1d20+20 = 6 + 20 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; DC 25 for full speed

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She doesn't even seem fazed by the attack, nor the venom. A fleeting annoyance -- a tiny prick.

Tomiko Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( *looks at Miron* ))

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">:B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You guys! XD

RAM:<font color="#990000">Tomi only bothers with the big ones. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahaha

* Masabel then jumps again, using soaring raptor strike. jump check &#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 10 + 17 = 27&#160;  &#187;, if that beats it's AC, then gets in an attack Frost - &#171;  &#160;1d20+20 = 10 + 20 = 30&#160;  &#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+5+1d6+1d6+6d6 = 6 + 5 + 5 + 5 + 15 = 36&#160;  &#187;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">There's a big one with wings waiting for her back at the temple-- *flees from bricks!*

Miron:<font color="#000000">Lucky I didn't hear that.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Never

</i> gonna happen. =w=

Osyluth 1:<font color="#000000">BAM! Nicely done! The fiend is soundly shoryu-- hm, what's Japanese for sword again?

Meany:<font color="#660033">Ken.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Oh my.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I just realized.

Osyluth 1:<font color="#000000">Oh, it's ken! :B

Osyluth 1:<font color="#000000">Shoryuken'd!

Osyluth 1:<font color="#000000">It crumples in a leathery heap.

VAE:<font color="#000000">There's a slovak proverb. &quot;Podla nosa poznas kosa.&quot;, which kinda correlates nose size with. . . other parameters.

* VAE brick'd so damn hard

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not bad. Should we try that again on the next one just like that?&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">back

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Direct or inverse correlation?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Tomi's a furry, anyway. :B

RAM:<font color="#990000">*punch'd*

VAE:<font color="#000000">Swallowtail is

Flesh Golem:<font color="#000000">The golem barely shifts positions, its abnomally long limbs SLAMMING at Vonain! &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 2 + 10 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d8+5 = 3 + 5 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+10 = 9 + 10 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d8+5 = 11 + 5 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">she has a cat costum

Tathi has received initiative.* RAM references a long-ago filler faire.

GM:<font color="#000000">Tathi time!

VAE:<font color="#000000">As an aside, now I'm thinking of druid furries with ... creative Wild Shape uses.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">VAE, for fucks sakes. =w=; F+, proverbs, euphemisms, now this.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You're up next.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Get on task.

VAE:<font color="#000000">All I need to do is get forth, and perhaps a +damage DK on the golem

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">wait a minute, what?

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">I've 40 feet up

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">how can he reach me?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Gnome short legs, see. Also, my back hurts, cut me a bit of slack ;3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Switch those to Gamal, then.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Right. Let's see now.&quot;

* VAE heat pack like, third time during game

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Ah yes, one of those..&quot; Tathi says, thinking for a moment.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+21 = 6 + 21 = 27&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; Knowledge Arcana!

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Immune to magic, yes?

* Gamal-Junayd handily dodges the lumbering constructs attacks

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">immune to anything that has sr

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">or is affected by sr spells

Glitch:<font color="#000000">-except-

Glitch:<font color="#000000">anything that deals fire or ice damage, which Slows it and can damage it, but electricity on the other hand speeds it up and heals it.

VAE:<font color="#000000">heh

GM:<font color="#000000">... Why do I bother, the other players beat me to it. :B

* GM is brick'd.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...sorry Lia. ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Back during my game, I had them actually allow for overload of a construct.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I only jumped in cuz railock did. ^^;

Meany:<font color="#660033">Blah blah blah.

VAE:<font color="#000000">because Saph did such insane damage, over twice its HP then. I added a dice value to those points, then substracted what it should have healed.. and it blew up by a few points.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Right. Little to nothing I can do about that. Thanks to my current lack of spells.&quot; SHe says, and opts to stay in the back. End turn.

Edaric has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">uhh

VAE:<font color="#000000">hat the hell

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Music floats from around the corner -- what, you didn't forget your invisibard, did you? :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Why did init flip over upstairs?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">huh?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">eds not on the init tracker

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">He's merely invisible.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Inspire Courage! +3 on attack, damage, saves against fear, yada yada. :3 I'm invisible, not visible to players.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Init is probably fine.

Miron has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">So long for you're up next then :3

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Is there a weird arbitrary range limit on that?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Nah. As long as you can hear the bardsong, you benefit.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Which means that if a bard had a loudspeaker, they could cover an entire army. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor steps forth, flipping through his book &quot;Goblins, gobblers, gonorrhea.. golems..flesh&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+19 = 9 + 19 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Dark Knowledge (foe)

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I haz planz for that, oh yes.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Did you hear that, Osyluth?

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Aelian and Shankfang have the best ear for the music, since it's coming from right next to them. And no, as long as you can hear it, you benefit. I'm half tempted to have you roll Listen, but you heard conversations from that room farther away. :B

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You're boned. *w*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;They are immune to magic indeed, Tathi, but not immune at all to say, joint damage.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Never mind the connections piping fluids across it.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">the gelugon..it's on top of runes or fire?

Miron:<font color="#000000">Everyone

Miron:<font color="#000000">+2d6 damage on the golem.

Gelugon:<font color="#000000">Floating about 10 feet up over what looks like a pit of fire.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Curses.

VAE:<font color="#000000">End turn, because Miron is short and even with 60 feet, it sucks.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">He'll be dead by the time to get init.

VAE:<font color="#000000">AKA yes that was a double move.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I need better init. :C

VAE:<font color="#000000">Actually, some of the things Saph mentioned yesterday weren't bad

Meany:<font color="#660033">...Then how did he Dark Knowledge?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Poison-smeared hands or touch attack

Meany:<font color="#660033">Double move is full-round, yez?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Because it's a swift action

Meany:<font color="#660033">Aaah.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Coo'.

VAE:<font color="#000000">It always was.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">dark knowledge just seems super awesome all around

VAE:<font color="#000000">It is!

* Altonor switches his focus, watching the gelugon...

VAE:<font color="#000000">Archivist is such a neat class.

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom advances on the golem and raises his holy brand overhead. &#171; &#160;1d20+23+1-6 = 9 + 23 + 1 - 6 = 27&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+1d6+15+2d6+3+12 = 7 + 2 + 15 + 8 + 3 + 12 = 47&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; SWOOSH! Winds are cast off of that heavy slash.

Flesh Golem:<font color="#000000">SQUELCH.

VAE:<font color="#000000">now that's some badass damage there.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">--God damnit fatcat why do you run over and flop under my chair legs, you are so dumb. |D;;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I mean, Done.

Meany:<font color="#660033">I miss my fatcat.

Meany:<font color="#660033">:C

Meany:<font color="#660033">Even if he does piss me off and made me aware of my computer dying.

Flesh Golem:<font color="#000000">A pool of rusty liquid begins to spread over the floor, and the twitching form goes inert... but not before you hear a sighing whisper in Terran... &quot; (Thank you...) &quot;

* Thomas Lazarus simply shakes off his blade, none the wiser.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt's eyes widen as he heard that.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; Buggering magic.&quot; 

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Knowledge: Planes as he glares at the Gelugon. &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 7 + 10 = 17&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Buggering magic is why we've made it this far, you arse.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Any way to bring it down where blades can reach?&quot;

Gelugon:<font color="#000000">The insectile creature brandishes its polearm, clicking its mandibles. ''You're strong, I'll give you that. But you will not keep me from those hundred souls.''

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll try to firebomb the whole damn circle first. Maybe we can take it down as is.&quot;

Sszeyl whispers: So.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If we close the rift...&quot;

Sszeyl whispers: If you do have the power to eat other souls.

Sszeyl whispers: Want to try eating that?

Gelugon:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 77&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">That said

VAE:<font color="#000000">Gelugons are awesome

Gelugon:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;2d4 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Apparently some of them practice ice sculpting, in Stygia

* Tomiko Lazarus simply tilts her head and frowns in wonder. &quot;...&quot;

Gelugon:<font color="#000000">.... oh goodness.

* VAE vaguely recalls from Fiendish Codex 1

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...uhoh.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">o shit.

VAE:<font color="#000000">fun!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">he just summoned max allies

Glitch:<font color="#000000">o shit o shit o shit.

Gelugon:<font color="#000000">The runes of the circle begin to glow anew...

Gelugon:<font color="#000000">O shit indeed.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Shank! Move your ass up here, we have a target made especially with your name on it!&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">WE DON'T EVEN GET EXP FOR THIS.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Heh.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hope I'll get a good DK roll next

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Uhhhhggggg Greedverse is supposed to be tomorrowwww

VAE:<font color="#000000">we'll need every extra inch.

Osyluth 8:<font color="#000000">Two clawed hands clamber up out of the rift... then another pair... then ANOTHER... then ANOTHER...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;.......&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;If you've gone one of those 'banisher' grenades left, friend, this is about the -most- opportune moment to pull one I've ever seen.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;'''MAGES! IF YOU CAN DISRUPT THAT CIRCLE NOW'S THE TIME!'''&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">I bet he doesn't. *bricked*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...oh yes. yes yes yes.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">This is a -summoning- effect, isn't it? :O

VAE:<font color="#000000">. . .duh

VAE:<font color="#000000">of course it is

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's even called that

VAE:<font color="#000000">and you yourself said we don't even get XP for them

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can't throw it if I can't see them!&quot; Gnogglebolt shouts out.

* Altonor sets his shield, and mutters in Celestial, &quot;( This is gonna suck, Kep. )&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Shank or sszeyel! Grab Gnoggle and GET HIM UP HERE!&quot;

* Kep'salion snorts.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well 'fuck. A. Duck.' Looks like I'm back to square one, with no one to fight but the legions of Hell. Vengeance against my little brother's bullies will have to wait.&quot; She narrows her eyes and rests her knuckles on her waist.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">With a war cry, the pair spring skyward -- and fly over the circle! &#171; &#160;4d6 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fire damage and &#171;  &#160;4d6 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fire damage --

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahah

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I'm nowhere near strong enough to pick up Gnoggle and all his crap. =3=

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">you pick up his sister

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+17+3+2+5 = 20 + 17 + 3 + 2 + 5 = 47&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+1d6+1d6+4+10 = 2 + 6 + 2 + 6 + 4 + 10 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; SMITE!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Gnogglebolt weighs like thrice his sister.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">HOLY. XD

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Yeah, she doesn't have a several hundred pound backpack.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Actually.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so he's fat?

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+17+3+2+5 = 5 + 17 + 3 + 2 + 5 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">CRITICAL SMITE

Altonor:<font color="#000000">ALMOST, but not quite, but Tom?

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Hey, Tom.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Guess what.

Meany:<font color="#660033">It is impossible for Sszeyl to get Gnoggle up before...turn 3.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Hello. :o

Miron:<font color="#000000">Still doesn't make you a real paladin, spiderfucker.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Remember that one White Raven technique your player worried about being used because it would take forever for people to notice.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh god

Altonor:<font color="#000000">You suddenly feel energized -- WHITE RAVEN TACTICS!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Meany; yeah you can...I'll have Gnogglebolt move forward, and Sszeyl's got his uber-speed...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">is it the move in init?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">oh damn. I would of loved that heh

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( **scrambles** ))

Meany:<font color="#660033">Nnnnooo.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Gnoggle has move of 20 right now.

Meany:<font color="#660033">So he can't get up to Sszeyl far enough to not require doubling back.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">30.

Meany:<font color="#660033">And picking him up is a standard action.

Kep'salion:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+13+4 = 3 + 13 + 4 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+5+1d6 = 3 + 5 + 6 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; HOOF'D!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">if gnoggle doubule moves he can get to szeyel

Glitch:<font color="#000000">doubling back is okay when you've got 60 base speed

Kep'salion:<font color="#000000">Whiff'd.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Longstrider, +10 move speed.

Meany:<font color="#660033">You do not understand.

Meany:<font color="#660033">I have to use a move action to get to you.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Then a standard to pick you up.

Gelugon:<font color="#000000">The gelugon doesn't just stand there, though.

VAE:<font color="#000000">then a std to pick

Meany:<font color="#660033">I have no move move at that point.

VAE:<font color="#000000">then nowhere to move

RAM:<font color="#990000">Gnoggle, you move 20 feet right now, right?

VAE:<font color="#000000">30

VAE:<font color="#000000">Longstrider

VAE:<font color="#000000">or he had just 10?

Meany:<font color="#660033">Looking at his token.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I meant base.

Meany:<font color="#660033">He has 25.

Meany:<font color="#660033">With long.

Gelugon:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+20 = 19 + 20 = 39&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d6+9 = 6 + 9 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">base 20, all gnomes

Meany:<font color="#660033">His move is 15.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Still gets him close enough.

Meany:<font color="#660033">He's encumbered.

VAE:<font color="#000000">. . .wat. Is he that loaded with stuff?

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahh

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">gnogle can use a standard right now to get to sseyel, then ready an action to throw grenade after szeyel has moved him

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 18 + 17 = 35&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Fort save --

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ram; er...'curren't base speed, -before- longstrider, gives me 15 feet move speed

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Longstrider brings me back up to 20, with encumberance

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">25 still gets him next to sszeyel

RAM:<font color="#990000">25 is still close enough.

Meany:<font color="#660033">And since he requires an action to get the grenade ready.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">longstrider brings you to 25

VAE:<font color="#000000">Mentlegen, we're fucked

Glitch:<font color="#000000">No no

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Whew. He still takes quite the gash, though.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">encumberance is counted -after- longstrider.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">20 ft moves speed; encumbered goes to 15

Glitch:<font color="#000000">30 foot move speed, encumbered goes to 20

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Longstrider adds to the -base-.

RAM:<font color="#990000">That's dumb.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Alright.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">No, it's how it's always worked. :B

Meany:<font color="#660033">So.

Meany:<font color="#660033">VAE is correct.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl cannot get Gnoggle in range.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom draws out his shield and advances. He points his sword at the Gelugon up high, though. &#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 10 + 18 = 28&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;4d6 = 10&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; SR: &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 12 + 11 = 23&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Though maybe we can ask Lia for a little fiat. Like, maybe Sszeyl can &quot;pick up on the run&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">without a feat. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">A lance of light fires off at it. Ray of Mercuria.

VAE:<font color="#000000">holy carp people

Meany:<font color="#660033">Hahahaha, she said no last time I asked that exact question Techie so hahahahahah no.

Gelugon:<font color="#000000">The light, unfortunately, stood little chance against hellfire's aura.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Heh.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Meany; I don't remember this. :B

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Tomiko Lazarus has received initiative.Glitch:<font color="#000000">So, question has been asked again. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">For fuck's sake

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">okay so gnoggle double moves, sszeyel picks him up abnd brings him closer, and we hope the fast melee can keep those bastards in a tight formation

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's not that bad, to bend rules because of it.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Are we good to proceed back there? &gt;.&gt;

GM:<font color="#000000">Tomi?

Meany:<font color="#660033">Either.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Mmmmyeeeessss?

Meany:<font color="#660033">Gnoggle double moves, and gets to Sszeyl in range to move forward.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Or.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl has to double move.

GM:<font color="#000000">Eep.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Either way, we can't banish until round 3.

GM:<font color="#000000">It'syourturn ^^;;;

VAE:<font color="#000000">win token for tomi

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;''Well... it's not so bad, though. I've still got YOU.''&quot; Good luck with that, devils. Full Attack (+Haste): Punch 1: &#171; &#160;1d20+21+3 = 19 + 21 + 3 = 43&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;3d6+8+1d6+1d6+3 = 9 + 8 + 5 + 3 + 3 = 28&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Punch 2:&#171;  &#160;1d20+16+3 = 1 + 16 + 3 = 20&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;3d6+8+1d6+1d6+3 = 10 + 8 + 3 + 2 + 3 = 26&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Haste Punch: &#171;  &#160;1d20+21+3 = 9 + 21 + 3 = 33&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;3d6+8+1d6+1d6+3 = 8 + 8 + 5 + 4 + 3 = 28&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Snap Kick: &#171;  &#160;1d20+17+3 = 6 + 17 + 3 = 26&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;3d6+3+1d6+1d6+3 = 7 + 3 + 5 + 3 + 3 = 21&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nomming for &quot;fuck. a. duck etc.&quot; if I forget about it later

* You roll to yourself: 28+26+28+21] =&gt; Invalid expression: 28+26+28+21].* You roll to yourself: 28+26+28+21 =&gt; 28 + 26 + 28 + 21 = 103Meany:<font color="#660033">The hell.

Meany:<font color="#660033">I click Sszeyl to edit things.

Osyluth 2:<font color="#000000">WHAM! Whiff. WHAM! WHAM!

Meany:<font color="#660033">He moves instead.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Why?

Meany:<font color="#660033">Java, why?

* You roll to yourself: 28+28+21 =&gt; 28 + 28 + 21 = 77RAM:<font color="#990000">Oooh, I like Tomi's new look.

Osyluth 2:<font color="#000000">The fiend reels, teetering on the edge of the pit -- Tomi? Roll a Will save versus fear, though.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She was waiting for that, this time.

* Tomiko Lazarus narrows her eyes into a steely glare. For just one moment, her entire being approaches perfect focus. (Immediate - Moment of Perfect Mind counter: &#171; &#160;1d20+20+mod = 18 + 20 + 0 = 38&#160;  &#187; Substitute a Concentration check result for a Will save.)

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Okay.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">So.

Osyluth 2:<font color="#000000">OWNED. No fear! &gt;:D

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Instead, she laughs in its face.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">PLUSFEAR. Don't forget bardmusic morale bonus to fear. :B

Osyluth 2:<font color="#000000">And that's even WITHOUT the +3 bonus!

RAM:<font color="#990000">Ah, I love Martial Maneuvers so much.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oh, nevermind. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I'm now officially getting The Lion as my next tattoo.

Firaira has received initiative.* Meany prowls around.

GM:<font color="#000000">Ooooh, this is looking grim. Uhm. So. Firaira, you're up.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Big boss battle.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Gotta earn next level.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Nothing to do.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Spit.

GM:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt, Shankfang, and Viceth are on deck.

GM:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl, you've earned your level already. Whatever you get this session is just icing on the XP cake.

Meany:<font color="#660033">What? =3=

Meany:<font color="#660033">I did absolutely nothing to earn it yet. =3=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">we'll likely get huge plot XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">because of .. you know, actually resolving something

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We've fought like bonkers to get in here.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You shouldn't have been deleved in the first place. =3=

* VAE needs 3200XP .Wondering if he'll get them.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ghostwish?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Fiaria's up

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well, buying off LA, iz hard.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">ah, sorry, was afk.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">drow shouldn't be worth 2 la to start with. it is nowhere near powerful enough to be worth that

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">The elven maiden curses in elven. &quot;Mages! Quickly!!&quot;

Osyluth 3:<font color="#000000">The heads of the creatures are beginning to appear over the edges of the pit...

VAE:<font color="#000000">I know, Rail

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">it's like they decided on 2 la just to screw with drizzt fandbois. which all things considered...is probably a good enough reason

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">She opens fire on the gelugon with a pair of arrows! &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 12 + 11 = 23&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8 = 6&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; damage and &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 18 + 11 = 29&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8 = 4&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; damage!

Gelugon:<font color="#000000">The arrows clink off the creature's chitinous hide.

Draugrim:<font color="#9933FF">The wolf runs in, and joins Tomiko!

Draugrim:<font color="#9933FF">* &#171; &#160;1d20+19 = 4 + 19 = 23&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+7 = 7 + 7 = 14&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; damage!

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahahaah

Draugrim:<font color="#9933FF">Successful hit?

VAE:<font color="#000000">ugh Drizzt

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">... Did you just enter a fear aura with a will save of +1, giant dog

Osyluth 2:<font color="#000000">Nope. You get a &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 4 + 12 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;3d4+2 = 6 + 2 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; tail sting for your trouble, and guess what?

VAE:<font color="#000000">I wonder if my sarevok killing tactics would work against him

Osyluth 2:<font color="#000000">Roll Will. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">skellies, greater malison and hold person.

Osyluth 2:<font color="#000000">Don't forget your +3 bonus.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hold person /spam/

Draugrim:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 13 + 1 = 14&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; will save!

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Later, giant dog.

Draugrim:<font color="#9933FF">17.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hmm--ooh. Ooh ooh.

Osyluth 2:<font color="#000000">BARELY MADE IT! :D

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Bards. :D

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Lia, just thought of something I can try to do;

Draugrim:<font color="#9933FF">You were saying, giant female?

VAE:<font color="#000000">giant bitch. Say it, wolf.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Can I throw something to an ally--with them expecting it--for them to catch it and throw it themselves?

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">QUIT WAGGING YOU'RE HITTING MY HEAD.

Draugrim:<font color="#9933FF">WHAP. WHAP. WHAP.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sure, probably.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(I imagine this would have to be a readied action on my part, and then done on -their- turn)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But it would be a check.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Alica totally does that. I remember squatting next to her ,and her tail slapping my back

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Something like that.

Draugrim:<font color="#9933FF">oh, done.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You can, but you need to make a ranged touch attack -- your friend can waive their Dex modifier if they like. So, usually, DC 10.

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm

VAE:<font color="#000000">Shouldn't high dex make it /easier/. ..

Liatai:<font color="#000000">We'll see. x3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt starts running forward, pulling something from his bandolier as he goes before he stops and starts fiddling with it. &quot;GAMAL! Get ready to catch this and throw it yourself!&quot; Readied action; prime&amp;throw grenade on Gamal's turn when he's ready.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's DC 10. The thrower needs to not completely fuck up.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">oh dear

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">you..you chose the guy in the midst of a DANCE

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Haste haste haste means I can move fast~

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">[gamal is in the middle of a frickin BLADE DANCE

VAE:<font color="#000000">Why not Sszeyl?

VAE:<font color="#000000">He'd make more sense

Masabel:<font color="#000000">Or, HELLO, me? 0:3

VAE:<font color="#000000">and make himself useful

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I'm sorry you're high dex and Gnogglebolt doesn't have LoS to anyone else up there with high dex. |D

Miron:<font color="#000000">Not you, lolthian bitch.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Watch out Viceth, Gnoggle!

Masabel:<font color="#000000">I have high Dex! &gt;:E

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Except the closer person with higher dex. :U

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">no like. I can't.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Half-Orc gunslinger coming through!

Miron:<font color="#000000">Go die in a spider's arse.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I'd have to drop dance and a weapon man

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">thus going fatigued

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Can you end a 'blade dance' voluntarily or somethign?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ah, anodder big target.&quot; &gt;:3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Gamal is closer than Sszeyl?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oooor...

Glitch:<font color="#000000">aw geeze. -3-

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You can throw it to the Half-Orc that just barged past you.

Masabel:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll get it!&quot;

Masabel:<font color="#000000">You now have a... what, 3-person deep block to aim at? :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Or did you forget I'm also Dex focused?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;--Okay, fine!&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd is so wrapped up in dancing he obviously isn't looking to catch a grenade

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Shankfang; yeah, on my turn, when I readied the action, you were behind me.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You know what?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Fuck it.

VAE:<font color="#000000">No.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Technically I'm not even allowed to change the condition to Masabel, but I'll take the generous where it's handed out. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Whip it.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Into shape

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang grabs the grenade from Gnogglebolt's hands as he runs by.

* VAE sigh.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;YOINK!&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I haven't primed it yet you idiot!

</i> Liatai:<font color="#000000">... Well. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Okay

VAE:<font color="#000000">Lia

VAE:<font color="#000000">Can I give anti-noms?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">What does it take to prime it?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">....Though, Shank -does- have UTD himself, so he can prime it...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">VAE, I'd rather you didn't.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Because this is bad enough to warrant them.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh, priming is just a UTD check as part of the throwing action.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Shush.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oh just say you primed it already. =3=

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Technically all of this is happening in the same six second period.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Use tech device, checking for malfunction; &#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 20 + 18 = 38&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

GM:<font color="#000000">Well, Shankfang, you now have an unprimed grenade, unless Gnogglebolt takes some action to stop you.

VAE:<font color="#000000">aahahha

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">There. Now Shankfang has the primed grenade.

VAE:<font color="#000000">okay, this is hillarious enough to warrant.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">primed as it's pulled out? haha

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Throw it.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">It malfunctions into greatness.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Focus on the Gelugon.&quot; &gt;:|

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">What's the range incriment on it?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Ranged Touch attack against AC 5 against a square, -2 to the attack for every 10 feet increment.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Th'fuck is that?&quot;

* Liatai can see it now -- &quot;What -- SHANKFANG NO, MY FINGER'S STILL ON THE *plink* ... pin... o_o;;; &quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..The blue thing.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Far shot~

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It's standing in Hell.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Double range increment, half penalty!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;You keep saying that like it matters.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I meant people who could.&quot; :E

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Ohey, just like my bomb bouncing. Perfect. :U

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Okay then. Throw it.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Throwing it...80 feet away.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">So...

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(it has a 10-ft blast radius, tell me the square and I'll draw it)

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(unless you want to)

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Be aware it won't do anything to the Gelugon period.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+19-4 = 4 + 19 - 4 = 19&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Ranged touch attack against AC 5! Only gonna miss on a 1!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">yeah but next to geledon he can bag 5

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">if he drops it middle between gelegon and one other

VAE:<font color="#000000">gelugon

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I know, so I was just going to say try and aim where he can hit the most Osyluths, wherever that may be, but don't expect anything to happen to the Gelugon. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Just put it wherever it has the most effect.

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's not that hard to spell

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oh...kay.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">With that roll it doesn't even matter where. :B

GM:<font color="#000000">Shankfang lobs the grenade high into the air -- it's putting out sparks as it flies --

GM:<font color="#000000">Lay down the template!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Heh, I do love that.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">argh

* Teeny Rin squints.

* Teeny Rin cups hands around eyes.

* Teeny Rin draws out stick-mounted binoculars.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">dammit Lia

RAM:<font color="#990000">Gnogglebolt: *fiddle fiddle* &quot;Okay, be ready to ca-!&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Those red squares

RAM:<font color="#990000">Shankfang: *YOINK*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">they're hiding the template

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'll fix it.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">...Wait.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">..why is it not...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Can I Trick Shot that for, like, added DC or something? :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">No. =w=

Glitch:<font color="#000000">There we go.

VAE:<font color="#000000">no indeed

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Aww...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">What needs to be done again? :3 It's been so long since these have seen play.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That's 25x25..

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...I think that gets all of them, actually.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">OKAY.

Meany:<font color="#660033">...

Meany:<font color="#660033">Can you banish them.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Every thing in that template under a Conjuration (Summoning) effect, make a DC 15 will save!

Meany:<font color="#660033">When technically.

Meany:<font color="#660033">They are standing.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">burst isn't blast two different templates

Meany:<font color="#660033">On both planes?

VAE:<font color="#000000">DC15

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's

VAE:<font color="#000000">underwhelming, rather

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Danman; weak, I knew.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">*know

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well whatever. =w=;

GM:<font color="#000000">The grenade hisses to the ground, making a sizzling noise as it hits the molten ground... and suddenly EXPLODES with a burst of multicolored light!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Which is why I asked if I could Trick Shot the DC up. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Well...

Osyluth 3:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 18 + 11 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 13 + 11 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 5 + 11 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 18 + 11 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 13 + 11 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 13 + 11 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 11 + 11 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 11 + 11 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">well, poop.

VAE:<font color="#000000">nope.jpg

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">He trick-shot that anyway, to keep his combo going.

Osyluth 3:<font color="#000000">One of them vanishes with a POP!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(wait, one did vanish? Really?)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">........ Why? .-.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">one rolled a 2

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Leaping Rolling Throw!

Gelugon:<font color="#000000">... What variety of mortal trickery is this...

</i> VAE:<font color="#000000">Lia is being merciful, i think

Miron:<font color="#000000">The completely inefficient sort

Gelugon:<font color="#000000">They're half-in, half-out of the plane. Their ties aren't strong, and thus, they're easier to banish.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">or may have been the 16

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Yaaaaaaay GM generosity. |D

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">That's convenient.

Viceth has received initiative.Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Did it work?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Everyone hears that voice in their heads, right?

Masabel:<font color="#000000">&quot;On one!&quot; Yes.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;One.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;How many did I get--only one? Garl's gold, I have to make them stronger....&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dat's Science Mutha Fucka!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Eat it!&quot; &gt;:D

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Huh.&quot;

Viceth:<font color="#000000">viceth doubule moves forward. damn slow pokes. and done

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We need a real abjurer here.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">...Can you Cobble a better one?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I used my Cobble for the day.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oh.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">THEN YOU'RE USELESS TO ME! &gt;:O

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I used it on the belt. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Which, by the way, re-laid down Anti-Teleport zone again.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I still have two more banishers left, though!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can keep trying!&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye) has received initiative.Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Until they wisen up and move out of there.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"><b>&quot;Well, you had best. They'll be here for hours.&quot; &gt;:|

</b> Liatai:<font color="#000000">Though, Viceth, you still have 20 more feet to move.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Going to?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Longstrider.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Hour singular actually.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"><b>Quiet they don't know that. &gt;:|

</b> Glitch:<font color="#000000">oh whup, sorry

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ram; Vargoth's here btw. He says hi and he looks forward to seeing you. :B

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Hey, wouldn't disrupting the circle -- is the circle up there?&quot; a voice calls ahead. Sorry, Ael, right next to your ear.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Meanwhile! Okay, gotta get back IC to type this...

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot; Geezus Ed I nearly elbowed you. &quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;What did that smoky red-headed guy say about disrupting the circle?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot; Sorry! &quot; ^^;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;And just how would you do that?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus doesn't know anything about runes and magic and stuff. D|

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">After Vonain had rounded the corner, and laid eyes on the portal to Hell...if anyone had been watching him up in the air, they would have seen something for the first time from Vonain;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Fear.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 9 + 3 = 12&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; wisdom check to remember.. ^^;;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 7 + 11 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Remembering check...

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">+11!? How the hell Ed!?

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Something about -- earth and ice, I think!&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">He looks visibly apprehensive at the portal. Apparently, it's bringing back some bad memories.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Bardic Knowledge, my friend. :3

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi closes her eyes briefly.. and opens her mind to the wealth of knowledge within. Loremaster check. &#171; &#160;1d20+10+5 = 13 + 10 + 5 = 28&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; knoweldge check, much like bardic knowledge, on various topics.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wasn't it fire, too? Regardless.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">But, he shakes it off, and steels himself.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">:3

RAM:<font color="#990000">Ohey Vargy!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Vargoth is here?

You whisper to Ghostwish: Lyle said hitting the physical circle with a blast of cold and disrupting the runes with something that affected the floor would break the circle and end the link.

VAE:<font color="#000000">nope

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Remaining 40 feet in the air, he flies around--actually no hang on,

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;.. I have to get up there. And clear a path to the circle! I won't say it again!!&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Remaining 40 feet in the air, he flies around the circle, before holding two fingers to his forehead as he gathers eldritch energy, focusing it very carefully to enhance his distance, before he flings his hand forward and lets the eldritch energy lance from his hand at the Gelugon! &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 8 + 10 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; RTA on Gelugon, using Eldritch Spear to increase range.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Ya'll need a Renia around here to move people where the hell they need to be at a fingersnap.

Meany:<font color="#660033">...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;You want to be brought RIGHT up to the circle?! That is NOT the best of Ideas right now, you wouldn't last!&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">SR check: &#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 13 + 14 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Meany:<font color="#660033">Can Sszeyl deliver Tathi to the front? =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">actually

VAE:<font color="#000000">what would be an appropriate check to know how to break a circle like this?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt perks up as he hears Gamal.

* VAE shall have Miron roll later, once he sees it

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">(((((Discounting that Tathi could do anything Renia could do)))))

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;She means a spell!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;She's going to use one of her spells and she doesn't want you caught in it!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He remembers the Swallowtail incident. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">VAE - Roll a Wisdom check now, please.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Anyway, did I manage to penetrate the Gelugon?

Gelugon:<font color="#000000">Yes!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Eldrich blasts are weapon-like spells, aren't they?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Do you get 1d6+3 extra damage?

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;5d6 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; eldritch damage, then!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 19 + 3 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Wisdom

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Oh!

You whisper to VAE: Lyle said hitting the physical circle with a blast of cold and disrupting the runes with something that affected the floor would break the circle and end the link.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">And--actually, bardsong never adds to spells

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">but the holy damage might.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It had a whole section on weapon-like spells.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d6 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; holy damage

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Masabel and Gamal! You both need to move! I'm going to get right next to Shankfang and let the circle have it!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">anyway, end turn.

Gelugon:<font color="#000000">There's a burst of mental static as the lance of light hits the creature -- and then a furious clicking. Well hello, Abyss-marked lightblood.

* Thomas Lazarus is standing there. D: Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Augh.. wait.. that would be out of range. Blast it all. This is going to take a bit.. and probably hurt a lot. :&quot;

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.* Gamal-Junayd a charges into the fray, a dancing all the way. Take ten tumbles, full speed, easy to avoid the 3 I'll need to avoid

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Don't fret. I can do it.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;And did he mean I need to hit all the runes, or just the circle!?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 19 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+24+AMod = 19 + 24 + 0 = 43&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+12+DMod = Dam = (15 + 12 + 0) = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) Crit Threat! (Confirmation Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+24+AMod = 3 + 24 + 0 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Crit Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam +1d6+12+DMod = 27 + 3 + 12 + 0 = 42&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 10 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+24+AMod = 10 + 24 + 0 = 34&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+11+DMod = Dam = (18 + 11 + 0) = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

You whisper to Ghostwish: Just the circle, maybe?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ack, sacred canine duty.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">3rd on 3 if its up, 7 if not

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 12 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+19+AMod = 12 + 19 + 0 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+12+DMod = Dam = (12 + 12 + 0) = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain grits his teeth as he feels the Gelugon's presense in his mind.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Seriously. The fluff of Earth Reaver mentions rock shards breaking off, and it can get half the circle, about in the casting

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">4th on 7

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 18 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+19+AMod = 18 + 19 + 0 = 37&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+11+DMod = Dam = (16 + 11 + 0) = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) Crit Threat! (Confirmation Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+19+AMod = 7 + 19 + 0 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Crit Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam +1d6+11+DMod = 27 + 2 + 11 + 0 = 40&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">5th on 2

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 16 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+24+AMod = 16 + 24 + 0 = 40&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+12+DMod = Dam = (11 + 12 + 0) = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) Crit Threat! (Confirmation Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+24+AMod = 19 + 24 + 0 = 43&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Crit Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam +1d6+12+DMod = 23 + 5 + 12 + 0 = 40&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

VAE:<font color="#000000">So.. yeah. Once Miron gets over the corner, it's going down, hopefully.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">3 out of 5 were crit threats. not bad

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain then hisses in pain, and he clutches his greatsword-weilding arm with his other as he feels his mark flaring up again, but bears it and fights on through.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">afk brb

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so jsut a recap for lia on canine duty. attack 1 and 2 were on 3. if he's still up, 3rd went to him, otherwise number 7. and 4th attack on 7, 5th on 2

RAM:<font color="#990000">...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That statement reminds me of a riddle.. :B

RAM:<font color="#990000">I cannot unpicture Vonain having a Curse Mark a la Naruto now. :B

Sszeyl whispers: ''Are you sulking about not being able to kill anyone? Or that those people called you an experiment? What?''

Meany:<font color="#660033">For teh funnies.

Meany:<font color="#660033">At the moment, Sszeyl and Vargie's relationship is like in those old sitcoms. The married couple in bed while the woman is reading or something, with the man trying to find out why she's mad.

VAE:<font color="#000000">pfft.

Meany:<font color="#660033">&quot;Is it because I answered your question about the dress honestly?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Gamal drops one osyluth back into the pit, and gives two of the others a nice solid boost in that direction!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl is really good with deadpans like that.

Aelian has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">suicidal honesty

* VAE wonders if Sszeyl ever tried to suck up to someone.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Aelian nocks two arrows at once and fires at Osyluth 7! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-4 = 16 + 15 - 4 = 27&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+15-4 = 19 + 15 - 4 = 30&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187;!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">oh, and &#171; &#160;1d6 = 2&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6 = 2&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; I forgot about buffs.

<font color="#0000ff">Dr. Hatari is disconnected.

</i> Meany:<font color="#660033">Look at what you have done.

Osyluth 7:<font color="#000000">THOCK! THOCK! The arrows strike home, and the creature screams to the ceiling. The sound rings through the cavern!

<font color="#0000ff">Dr. Hatari has connected.

</i> Sszeyl has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hm. Can I get the last 3 lines?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">one moment...

GM:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl time!

Meany:<font color="#660033">Okay.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">back, btw. :B

Meany:<font color="#660033">So who needs ferrying?

GM:<font color="#000000">Swallowtail, Masabel, and Tathi are on deck.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Anyone? Anyone? Santa?

GM:<font color="#000000">Miron may? :B

Meany:<font color="#660033">Vae?

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

VAE:<font color="#000000">What

VAE:<font color="#000000">well

VAE:<font color="#000000">Earth Reaver is medium range.

VAE:<font color="#000000">He can get it off at wherever, next turn, anyways

Meany:<font color="#660033">Yes or no please? =3=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah, 55 feet from around the corner...

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm

Meany:<font color="#660033">Sorry, I'm scrambling for things to do.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Might be better to ferry gnogglebolt with his grenades

Meany:<font color="#660033">He is out of range.

VAE:<font color="#000000">but, either works

Meany:<font color="#660033">I would be unable to.

Meany:<font color="#660033">....Question.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Actually do it, because I can totally see Miron going. &quot;Thanks for not doing it sooner, fuck.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I could use ferrying to within 30 feet. I'll need every attack bonus I can get against that Gelugon.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Can I soccer roll gnomes along the ground?

GM:<font color="#000000">... up to the gnomes' players. :B

GM:<font color="#000000">They'd be prone if you did.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Vae, Gnoggle?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...what's &quot;soccer roll&quot;? &gt;.&gt;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Fuck ,no.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Dribbling in soccer terms.

* Glitch is picturing bowling--oh THAT.

Meany:<font color="#660033">I think.

Miron:<font color="#000000">I'll wrack if you try.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Yeahnothankyou. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Shank it is.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Now I'm going to do something crazy.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I'm not going to pick shank up.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Imma push him.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">8U

VAE:<font color="#000000">bull rush?

Masabel:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 3 + 12 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Reflex save --

* Masabel is bunted aside!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Sorry, in a rush!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Get yo green ass ovah heah.

GM:<font color="#000000">So Sszeyl pushes Shankfang like a snowplow, if snow was orcish.

GM:<font color="#000000">Shankfang, what say you? :B

Swallowtail has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Not close enough!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">But I suppose I can work my way closer. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I got 30 move left.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">PUUUUUUUSH (/tf2)

* Swallowtail moves into position and sets up. She still doesn't break her invisibility.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Done!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">That way, you are not in reach of anyone.

Masabel:<font color="#000000">your pushing him into tathi's line of attack

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Perrrrrfect. &gt;:3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">brb afk again

GM:<font color="#000000">Shankfang and Sszeyl both take &#171; &#160;1d6 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; ninlethal heat damage...

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">D: Masabel has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">How about teen feet souh?

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">south*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">!! It's not a contest to get swung at &gt;:O

Masabel:<font color="#000000">just a simple charhr agaisnt number 7 Frost &#171; &#160;1d20+19 = 19 + 19 = 38&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+8+1d6+1d6 = 4 + 8 + 5 + 4 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

GM:<font color="#000000">Yikes, that's hot! Masabel takes &#171; &#160;4d6 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; nonlethal fire damage and &#171;  &#160;1d6 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; lethal, hanging on the edge of the pit to Hell!

Masabel:<font color="#000000">charge I mean

Miron:<font color="#000000">I hope she cooks, spiderfucker bitch.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Funny since I didn't even see it, huh?

Osyluth 7:<font color="#000000">Luckily, she slashed one of them with enough force to knock it back into the pit.

Masabel:<font color="#000000">done

Tathi has received initiative.Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi moves up as fast as she can. Done.

Edaric has received initiative.Edaric:<font color="#000000">You hear lute music following you, along with running boots. Hey, Gnogglebolt, Tathi, Miron, Firaira?

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Have some Haste!

Miron has received initiative.Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">right, brb, bio and supper time

Miron:<font color="#000000"><b>&quot;Let's get this fucking done with&quot;

</b> The inquisitor rushes forwards, then raises his right hand. &quot;For it is written the earth itself shall tremble and spit fire the lawless and unholy, I command in Saint Cuthbert's holy name... BREAK&quot; He punches the ground where he's standing.... as fire and broken rock shards fly from a segment of the circle.&quot;

Gelugon:<font color="#000000">What are you doing. What are you DOING?!

</i> Miron:<font color="#000000">Earth Reaver, &#171; &#160;4d6 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; physical and &#171;  &#160;3d6 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fire damage, DC 18 or prone, everyone.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Did Miron just deliberately hit Masabel when he could have easily not hit her? :B

Masabel:<font color="#000000">you just couldn't aim without excluding an ally, even if only temporary

Gelugon:<font color="#000000">The circle spits sparks and rock shards, and the runes flicker dangeroulsy --

Masabel:<font color="#000000">yes, yes he did

Miron:<font color="#000000">I did. I have a plausible excuse and you have SR. Live it through, bitch.

Masabel:<font color="#000000">good thing she has evasion. &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 13 + 12 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Masabel:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ngh!&quot; Roll SR, then -- for each osyluth!

Masabel:<font color="#000000">And for Masabel, too.

Miron:<font color="#000000">You don't call me a little fucker without consequences.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">looks like she did

Glitch:<font color="#000000">and back--oh for the love of... -3-

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 15 + 12 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Masabel &#171;  &#160;1d20+12 = 17 + 12 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+12 = 8 + 12 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;&#171;  &#160;1d20+12 = 11 + 12 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;&#171;  &#160;1d20+12 = 4 + 12 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;&#171;  &#160;1d20+12 = 4 + 12 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;&#171;  &#160;1d20+12 = 8 + 12 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Osyluths, in raster scan order

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">wut

VAE:<font color="#000000">That's silly.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Though, it was her or altonor and his horse.. Miron: &quot;Either one's a win.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raster_scan

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain furrows his brow as he watches the scene unfold below him.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">What the fuck is it XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

VAE:<font color="#000000">left to right, up to down. like an oscilloscope screen goes.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I do hope I used it right, anyways.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">So, like normal reading. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">For some reason, raster scan occured to me first.

Meany:<font color="#660033">So.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And the DC 18 is reflex

Meany:<font color="#660033">Miron has actually.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I forgot to specify

Meany:<font color="#660033">Willingly.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Knowingly attacked an ally.

Gelugon:<font color="#000000">You're not taking this opportunity away from me!

</i> The creature clicks its mandibles furiously... and twirls its spear in the air, gathering a chill wind out of the flickering portal.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Yes, yes he has.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I leave that up to the DM to determine alignment hit, if any. :B

Meany:<font color="#660033">Yeah, there's no justification this time.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It was the portal, actually.

* Meany pulls out Miron support.

Miron:<font color="#000000">There is. Not much other ways to fit the portal in it.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">As the fiend's protests indicate.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">oshi-

Gelugon:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 18 + 13 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; SR check...

Miron:<font color="#000000">When you chop down a forest, the splinters fly.

Gelugon:<font color="#000000">Everyone in there... hooboy.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Could've shifted it two squares to the right and still got the portal but excluded--uhoh.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I don't think so...

VAE:<font color="#000000">Unless i haven't noticed.. right, yeah.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Meh.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain sucks in a breath and his eyes widen as he watches the devil unleash a torrent of hell-ice on his allies.

Gelugon:<font color="#000000">DC 19 Reflex save for half of &#171; &#160;13d6 = 43&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage as a BLAST of supernaturally cold air rockets across the battlefield!

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Reflex: &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 3 + 11 = 14&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Masabel:<font color="#000000">Evasion Go!. &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 4 + 12 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Ouch.

</i> Immediately blown to 0.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;No! Masabel!&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">His free hand immediately starts feeling around for the scroll in his pocket, just in case...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Reflex Save : &#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 9 + 13 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 17 + 12 = 29&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Draugrim:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 14 + 5 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Actually

Draugrim:<font color="#000000">AWROO!

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">This person just shields her eyes with a forearm. Frost sticks to her form -- but she just shrugs it off with a faint shiver and a headshake. She's fine.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Did it actually work on any of the osyluths?

* Gamal-Junayd dances aside the worst, but it's still one of the worst hits he's taken since joining the guardians

Osyluth 3:<font color="#000000">It affected two of them.

VAE:<font color="#000000">because whoever takes damage rom the spell, DC18 reflex, or prone

VAE:<font color="#000000">*from

* Masabel is unconscious, dangling on the edge of the pit.

Osyluth 3:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 8 + 12 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Osyluth 4:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 9 + 12 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Meany:<font color="#660033">I assume Swallowtail is functionally visible?

Meany:<font color="#660033">Given she has frost buildup?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">no

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">No.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Drats.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">The frost becomes invisible, too.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">checking in.. miss anything?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">...

Meany:<font color="#660033">Masabel and Swallowtail are dead. :V

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Swoosh! The pegasus and rider dive across the circle --

RAM:<font color="#990000">Umm, no.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Malcanthet's winged fuck.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">not dead. ones unconcious, others dying

Glitch:<font color="#000000">No, not dead dead, but getting there.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Masabel is unconcious.

VAE:<font color="#000000">One is down, one is prone

VAE:<font color="#000000">but yeah

VAE:<font color="#000000">getting there.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Swallowtail is at 0.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Swallowtail...&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">oh yeah swallow could still say drink a potion

RAM:<font color="#990000">0 is not dying, if memory serves.

Gelugon:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+20 = 6 + 20 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d6+9 = 4 + 9 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">wow.. I leave for 10 minutes and you guys drive it straight to hell huh? *ducks*

Meany:<font color="#660033">Is invisible.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and NONE of us know she's in trouble

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Danman, we just went over how no one can see Swallowtail. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Then, Malcanthet's winged fuck be the only thing he says

Glitch:<font color="#000000">No one can see she got hit. Unless she, you know, screams out like she did when Tathi nailed her accidentally. :B

* Kep'salion kicks aside the spear! Clatter --

VAE:<font color="#000000">Unless.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Incidentally, does she?

VAE:<font color="#000000">To my excuse, I have a fucking headache coming from neck somehow

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 18 + 13 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Ride check!

VAE:<font color="#000000">in a way that even a heat pack helped to a limited extent

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'm not at my most thoughtful here.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">... OKAY YOU MISSED THE PART WHERE MIRON DID WHAT-

RAM:<font color="#990000">Oh yeah.

* Swallowtail does not willingly randomly blow her cover to the nearby fiends with reach and bloodlust, no.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">lawls

* Altonor dismounts quickly, pulling Masabel up. &quot;C'mon, girl, don't die on me here.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Miron deliberately attacked an ally.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ghost; yes, Miron whacked Masabel. :B

RAM:<font color="#990000">Again.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Wow. So much for that gnome.

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000"><b>Now

</b> can I shoot him?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Get her out of here she's got too much potential to fall here. DAMN GNOME WITH A STICK UP YOUR BUT!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron damaged the circle quite heavily. And yes, whacked her in the process as it was the simplest place to put it. (I didn't see a better placement, and neither did he) And because she deserved it.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Damn yourself, I almost took the circle down.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Miron!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Aim it better without hitting those who fight on the same side as you!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">altonor was flying

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;She will live. She's a drow - they resist magic.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">would of missed him

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu did dat to hit her und hyu know it.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Obviously NOT.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom clutches his symbol and generates streaks of blue light. He closes his eyes and intones another prayer of mass curing. Positive energy reaches out and undoes a portion of the frost and wounds. &#171; &#160;1d8+12 = 5 + 12 = 17&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; HP healed to... sheeesh.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Give me a minute.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Leaf hyu dem prejudices out uf dis.&quot; &gt;:|

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Kep, Altonor, Swallowtail, Gamal, Draugrim, Tomi, Masabel

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">There.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">ugh, still need supper.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Focus on blowing that blasphemous duergar shit scribble back into the nine hells. &quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">It's almost a blesing the hellfire's burning so high; Miron likely can't even see the intensity of the red glare thrown toward him under the helmet's visor. But he's distracted by a sudden healing burst --

* Masabel coughs. &quot;What --&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus has received initiative.* Thomas Lazarus marches to block.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Oop, almost forgot. &#171; &#160;4d6 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;4d6 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6 = 1&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

* Tomiko Lazarus frowns at the Gelugon above, and Osyluths looming over Hell. &quot;......&quot; She looks down at the circle.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Huh.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Saying goodbye to Vargoth, he's leaving now.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Bye Vargy!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ram; and he also wants to know why you're cheating on him. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">What shall I tell him in return. :U

RAM:<font color="#990000">I'll see ya next week!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000"> &quot;Thatdamn gnome is not sticking around after the devils are dealt with. one way or another I never want to see his damned face again. &quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE! &gt;:O

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Conveying. :B *brbs*

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot; Thank the gods. &quot; Clank -- Altonor gently claps her shoulder. &quot;Get with Kep out of here, tinu -- heal up. We'll take it from here.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Aaand he responded with something I most definitely won't repeat. I have my limits as a messenger. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Wanker :3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">P

Liatai:<font color="#000000">* :P I still have eyes.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">With no Hellions in reach, and little other recourse, she -- what-- --draws an adamantine door out of her back and looks it over with a squint, shrugs, and raises it overhead before WTFBLAMMING the circle inscription with it!!! &#171; &#160;1d20+19+3-4 = 19 + 19 + 3 - 4 = 37&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d6+13+1d6+4d6 = 11 + 13 + 2 + 12 = 38&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Adamantine overcomes hardness.

RAM:<font color="#990000">x3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">WHAT XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">WHAAAT XD

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Yep.

</i> VAE:<font color="#000000">hzhzhzh

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Wow.

VAE:<font color="#000000">AHahahha

RAM:<font color="#990000">XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tomiko wins

Liatai:<font color="#000000">.... I did NOT expect that. XD

RAM:<font color="#990000">YES!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nomming this SO HARD

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">wow i am -glad- I stayed for this.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">that's a nom

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">that is SO a nom

Meany:<font color="#660033">Question.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Her expression while doing it is kind of priceless.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Like, 'welp!'

Meany:<font color="#660033">Question question question.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Are Gauntlets (the weapon) distinct from gauntlets (the slot)?

Meany:<font color="#660033">(:3

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">See, this is why you don't leave large bits of adamantine laying about willy nilly.

GM:<font color="#000000">VZZZZZZZZKKKKKK-- Tomi, make a Strength check.

Miron:<font color="#000000"> &quot;What&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Pfft.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Don't suppose I get a bonus for my sizeclass, huh? &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 17 + 7 = 24&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Did you seriously just ask Tomi for a strength sheck?

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'm nomming this out of the roof, through

GM:<font color="#000000">That's enough! There's a massive TUG on the door as you slam it into the floor (?!) -- but you manage to keep ahold of it!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Like, a standard nom isn't enough

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;PFFT!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; =_=;;;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hatari, I love ya.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000"><i>Whatever works.

</i> * Tomiko Lazarus greedily holds onto her door. &gt;:O

* VAE gives all the lynx hugs

GM:<font color="#000000">The circle arcs, spitting sparks willy-nilly -- the runes beneath the feet of those closest to the circle begin to heat up!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Despite the severity of the situation, Shankfang is only just barely able to keep himself from busting out laughing.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"><b>&quot;What did you do--&quot;

</b> Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl seems put out.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I broke the thing QUIT WHINING!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Closing a door to hell with a door. Hrm. There's irony in here somewhere.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;5d6 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage to Tomi, Tom, Kep, Masabel, and Altonor -- a BLAST of hellfire escapes the collapsing portal! Reflex DC 19 for half.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;... tell me you did not just say that.&quot;

Kep'salion:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 6 + 9 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 9 + 12 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Masabel:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12-4 = 13 + 12 - 4 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Masabel:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 18 + 12 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; please evasion this

Masabel:<font color="#000000">We'll use yours.

Miron:<font color="#000000"> &quot;Six dicks of Hextor.. this isn't.. how did this work.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 14 + 5 = 19&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">does gamal not need to make one?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 17 + 11 = 28&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Gamal does need one.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Reflex Save : &#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 2 + 13 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and of course I rolla 2

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Geh, java.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Second save was Tomi's.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Instead of impersonate it snapped onto cursor

Gelugon:<font color="#000000"><i>NO! NO! NO NO NO NO -- MY CELESTIALS, OUT OF REACH -- NO!!

</i> Gelugon:<font color="#000000">The devils writhe in the collapsing portal -- we're out of init, you may want to move back.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">is there now ground underneath him?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">oh guess not.

* Gamal-Junayd wanted to actually fight the bastard

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Dammit I wanted to shoot him. =3=

Miron:<font color="#000000"><i>Tom was right... anything she is, stupid isn't on the list.

</i> * Shankfang the Deffrider is disappointed. Only got to shoot once. &gt;: Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tomi sends the collapsing portal a farewell -- she laughs, long and hard, resting the door over her shoulder and raising a middle finger to the departing Hellions.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;So... Thank the Cudgel, we're done here.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus seems stymied. &quot;...&quot; =_=;

Osyluth 3:<font color="#000000">The devils are flailing about, trying to grab anyone they can -- but the rapidly compressing portal stymies their efforts. Tom, Tomi, going to take a step back?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">tomi has a new weapon. Door.

Osyluth 3:<font color="#000000">You miiiiiiight want to, the winds are sucking things into the portal.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Can I take parting shots at them at least?

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Back up now!!!&quot; Tathi barks.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The Lazaruses both weigh over a thousand pounds, so I suspect they're stable.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Back Back! Fall Back! &quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain immediately grounds himself and hunkers down.

Gelugon:<font color="#000000"><i>OF ALL THINGS -- UNDONE BY MORTALS -- AND A DOOR!!!!

</i> the creature screams mentally -- you can if you like, Shank. The osyluths are gone, just the gelugon sinking into the earth now.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl just stands there.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Don't let the door hit you on the way out!&quot; Tathi calls.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Ignoring the winds.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Waiting.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;--Oh, wait, shit. I forgot to take your teeth..&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd drops his sword and..pulls out a bow. Lets see if we can nail the bastard Shank!

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Bah. Next one.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Out of init?

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Because.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I know of something I'd like to do.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

VAE:<font color="#000000">out of int.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl drags the other osyluth over to the pit.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom is taking the situation much more seriously, and ushers his allies back.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Fuck hyu, fuck hyu, und fuck hyu.&quot; :3 &#171; &#160;1d20+19+1+3+2 = 19 + 19 + 1 + 3 + 2 = 44&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6+1d6+2d6+2 = 13 + 1 + 7 + 2 = 23&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;, &#171;  &#160;1d20+19+1+3+2 = 15 + 19 + 1 + 3 + 2 = 40&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6+1d6+2d6+2 = 18 + 4 + 12 + 2 = 36&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;, &#171;  &#160;1d20+19+1+3+2 = 4 + 19 + 1 + 3 + 2 = 29&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6+1d6+2d6+2 = 19 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 26&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 15 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+21+AMod = 15 + 21 + 0 = 36&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 1d8+6+1d6+DMod = Dam = (4 + 6 + 2 + 0) = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">And throws it at the Gelugon.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">With great force.

* Gelugon wedges his spear in the rapidly-shrinking hole in the floor, trying to hang on -- ''CURSE YOU, MORTALS! I WILL FIND --'' PLAF!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;You forgot this.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus makes sure the monk doesn't get sucked in. D|

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 6 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+16+AMod = 6 + 16 + 0 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 1d8+6+1d6+DMod = Dam = (6 + 6 + 6 + 0) = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Three shots at the Gelugon. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">And nomming Sszeyl

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 13 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+21+AMod = 13 + 21 + 0 = 34&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 1d8+6+1d6+DMod = Dam = (2 + 6 + 3 + 0) = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gelugon:<font color="#000000">And then, it's SMACKED IN THE FACE WITH AN OSYLUTH.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">same three

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;You will find us?&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Get in line.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">This session is such win.

Gelugon:<font color="#000000">Its hand lets go of its spear, and the portal closes up with a rumble...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">...Nothing from the three gunshots? &gt;: Gelugon:<font color="#000000">... leaving behind only a gelugon's spear, and a puff of smoke.

* Thomas Lazarus shields his eyes for a moment, then eventually lets go of Sszeyl.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You can't tell if you killed it or not; it's gone.

* Tomiko Lazarus dusts her hands.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;There's your trophy, Tomiko.&quot; The elf says, smirking.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Aww...

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">AUGH HUNGER. *poofs*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">three gunshots and three arrows weren't enough

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">aeilon should of joined in

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt, having managed to get around the corner, approaches the others.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ehn. I'd much rather mount this door on the wall, with some teeth...&quot; She smirks.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Who cares about a trophy. You have a world of a pub tale to tell.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3suGfhnT2Sg

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;I'll take it.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Yoink.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Meanwhile, Vonain casts his eyes about those two statues still about. Any magic on them, DMMMMMMMM? :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Closing a portal to the nine hells with a fucking door.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Dungeon clear rating: D-

* Teeny Rin is bricked!!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">haha

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so. what's this box I'm next to. poke it with a sword after I pick them up

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Let's go. We have to get moving before everyone starts attacking Miron for attacking allies again.&quot;

* Altonor stares... then starts to laugh! &quot;Is that what did it?!&quot; XD

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just telling this, you'll get free drinks for the rest of your life.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Why, yes! There's magic on the statues.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Anything on this spear I should know? :v

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I merely did my best to take down the circle.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain frowns as he looks about.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;And you, who attacks allies, will get none you do'nt pay for yourself&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">The box is a chest, it seems. It does not react to your poke.

* Tomiko Lazarus tosses the door in the air, letting it spin, then catching it with a clamp.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck you too.&quot;

* Tomiko Lazarus sheathes door.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;...I don't like these statues. They've got something in them. They probably had something to do with the circle.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Nice victory pose. :B

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">|D

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Are they actually on fire, btw, or is that just coloring? :B

GM:<font color="#000000">They're on fire.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If attacking the circle was a point, aiming it to blow up half the circle, and not those inside it, might of been better.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oh, well, no duh they're magic, then. -3-

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm here to do a job, not to collect trinkets, after all. If there'll be anything that I need.. write it up a tab and see me in Braxton later.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"><b>&quot;Well...&quot;

</b> Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hrm.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">=3=;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He returns to normal size with a pulse of light.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not those inside it? Like, the devils?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Great advice, you're getting smarter by the day.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl uses the spear to poke this statue.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Must.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Resist urge.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">To punt Miron.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Let's see if we can't get this Hextorian symbol off you. :d

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;I can't tell if the statues just have fire-enchantment or if it's something else.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Seeing as the devils werent the problem, the possibility of unending amounts of them coming out were..yes actually.&quot;

* Swallowtail coughs a bit, willingly dismissing her invisibility with a few sharp pats.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Help please.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, whatever it is, I'll take care of it.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd tries to open the chest by flipping the lid up with his blade

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Suddenly you are more important.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">And afk.

* Masabel is standing up, and Altonor is feeding some healing energy into her shoulders.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;2d8+10 = 11 + 10 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Healing on Swallowtail

Miron:<font color="#000000">Here.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Here.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Masabel gets an emergency dose of healing from the cleric. &#171; &#160;4d8+12 = 24 + 12 = 36&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;I've still got a wand, might as well use it instead of more valuable magic. We still haev to--&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;...well, nevermind then.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We still need more. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I just have too few wand charges left to spare.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Meanwhile! Gnogglebolt's moving around the base of the statues, pulling some things from his pack...

GM:<font color="#000000">Loot time incoming!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Ah, I have plenty of wandcharges.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy hef potions!&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Oh god

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Und kandy!&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;17+36 = 17 + 36 = 53&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

GM:<font color="#000000">200 PP, a brass-capped ivory drinking horn carved with a duergar in royal garb eating cheese; a longsword scabbard covered with deep purple-black scales, bound with golden bands set with deep blue spinel; a pair of gloves made of the same purple-black scaled leather; a length of platinum chain; a long hooded purple-black cloak made of the same scaled leather, with the scales on the outside; a pewter signet ring bearing a symbol that looks vaguely like a dragon's head (Nobility knowledge may be useful)...

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">...no, Swallowtail's fully healed...

GM:<font color="#000000">A pewter censer; a box of candles that smell like apples and cinnamon; a jar made of a gigantic hunk of light blue tourmaline with a blue star sapphire set into its lid; a rosewood mask carved with rose vines and flowers; a leather belt with a huge brass buckle; a silver crown that looks thorny; a fine leather cloak that burns continuously with a pale white flame; and finally, a luxurious knee-length tooled leather coat with elven designs.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hatari, fix Swallowtail's HP, she should be having +21 to her current

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tom healed Masabel.

RAM:<font color="#990000">...

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Oh.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Eating cheese?

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Well then.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And Miron healed Swallowtail

RAM:<font color="#990000">The fuck is this, Dwarf Fortress?

VAE:<font color="#000000">when she asked for help

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">My drow senses tingle.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">6 jabs at Swallowtail; &#171; &#160;6d8+6 = 26 + 6 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Cure Light Wounds wand

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Poof! Your invisibard becomes a visibard.

VAE:<font color="#000000">.. . why?

VAE:<font color="#000000">she was at 17+21 = 38

VAE:<font color="#000000">why use 6 jabs?

* Swallowtail recovers. \o/ &quot;Grazie.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl seems drawn to the stuff with scales on it.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's closed?&quot; :o

Glitch:<font color="#000000">....oh, I thought your healing was already accounted in

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">What sort of scales?

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Dark purple leads me to think Web.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Was nothing. At least we all made it alive.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Plot?!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Okay, how'd it happen, I missed it, this has to become a song.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Taking back some charges for the wand...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Tomi beat it vit a door.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Brace yourself, Ed..&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Because Tomiko whapped it with an adamantine door.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It seemed like the right solution to closing a doorway.&quot;

* Altonor laughs, and nods gratefully to Tom. &quot;Thank you.&quot;

* Tomiko Lazarus grins, pleased with herself.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It...&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Only to you. But it seems it worked.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;It vas fukkin epic.&quot; *_*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tom you were right. Your sister is fucking smart.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">=3=;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">^^; &quot;..Is everyone okay?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">So ignored.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">But that's okay.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Okay, Lia...are all the statues on the same base, or are they 'separate'?

GM:<font color="#000000">For Sszeyl, the scales seem diamond-shaped and snakelike.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Things are happening.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If she only applied it more often.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ja. Lightly toasted, but Hy em goot.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Drats.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">:c

GM:<font color="#000000">The statues have connected pedestals.

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Over here. Draugrim took a hit.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yeah, I... uuhggg..&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Oh you mean lizard scales. ))

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Poison roll: &#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 13 + 18 = 31&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( I thought you meant Judicial scales. ))

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She tonka tuffs its secondary damage.

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Also, I requested spear info, if there was any? ))

GM:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl, you could try to take the Hextorian symbols... but they disintegrate when you touch them.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Woo.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Hmm. are the smaller statues actually touching/molded into the big one by their hands?

GM:<font color="#000000">The spear is Large-sized, and COLD.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">It isn't size adjusting? :.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Weird.

GM:<font color="#000000">No, they're kneeled in supplication toward the big one.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Sszeyl, please. That's probably a Cainian spear. Don't handle it.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Drat, have to take them one by one. Okay. In inches, how thick is one of the legs of the smaller statue, and how thick is one leg of the bigger statue? (and is it even possible to get to the big statue, or are the flames in the way, or are the flames harmless?)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Less unholy things than that have causes crises like these.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Go into greater detail.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If anything, he's the best one to do it.&quot;

* Edaric approaches the big wolf. &quot;He's not going to bite me, is he?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;He's already got something inside him - not likely to get possessed.&quot;

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;No, much worse, probably.&quot; She says calmly.

GM:<font color="#000000">I don't even know it's a bunch of stone statues. *brick'd*

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;It's actually kind of soothing. The negative energy. *_* But please, do go into the specifics of why.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And I'd prefer it to leaving the spear here for someone else to take.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Well it'll probably sap the heat out of your hands forever, amongst other taboos..&quot; =3=

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl breathes smoke.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Maybe you should heal him, then.&quot; &gt;.&gt;;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;The Pelorites might be able to do something about it, but if not, probably best to just destroy it.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;First of all, though, we should get the fuck out of here.&quot;

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I can't. I've used my magic for the day.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;If no one else, I can deal with the spear.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We have prisoners to haul through, and remember, more time we lose here means more time until those above find what we have done.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Lia; well, at the very least, are the flames actual real flames, or heatless continual flames?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And, move for the temple.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus shakes his head. He's said his piece, and he knows adventurers and dragons and magpies will never leave such a thing alone.

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Also there was my question from -way- earlier. ))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Alt.. where do you think the assassins went?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I saw them teleport.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">All I asked you was to explain -why- it iis bad.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Meany; if your question isn't answered, then repeat it.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;In other words, let's fucking get out of this pit fiend's arse of a place.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Which you have not done.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Stop expecting people to get it the first time. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He did explain it.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;I thought you had a wand?&quot; ^^;

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Are gauntlets (the weapon) distinct from gauntlets (the slot)? ))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Everything that he knows is bad about it.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey Tomiko. Why don't you slam your door into that spear till it breaks? Then..problem solved, right?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Though, I kinda did contradict it.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Wow. Look at all the that tells me absolutely nothing.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You're not cold-immune or undead; it's going to kill your handflesh if you try to be cool and hold it for minutes. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Meany; negative. Gauntlets are gauntlets.

* Tomiko Lazarus looks over her shoulder. &quot;?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Darn.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Why?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let's fucking go.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It's his toy; let him play with it.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Lia; anyway. Flames. Real or not?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If it's such a nasty spear, shouldn't be left here for anyone. and he shouldn't be stupid and keep it.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Into the bag it goes.

* Viceth lights up his pipe to watch the children play. |3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You can squabble about stupid toys when you're back.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;He'll learn or die. He's not a little boy.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Don't know, are you touching them?

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It'll sort out.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He's close enough that he could feel the heat if they -were- real.

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;When have I had a wand?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">So are they?

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;When Altonor -- never mind...&quot; ^^;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Shall we go?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot; Nice wolf. &quot; &#171; &#160;2d8+3 = 13 + 3 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Viceth:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why in such a hurry?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Okay.. I am.. COMPLETELY..&quot; He raises a hand and blinks a little for emphasis. &quot;..out of magic.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Beacuse the temple is probably going to fall under assault as soon as they know their portal is down.&quot;

Viceth:<font color="#000000">&quot;We just closed a portal to Hell. I believe a moment of recovery is called for.&quot; |3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I pray this has finally ended.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;Because we need to get back before those above tell their knee for arse, and assault the temple.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Because we need to get back before those above tell their knee for arse, and assault the temple.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">OHMIGOD. Thomas Lazarus = Burton. xD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No heat.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;In the underdark? shouldn't we get back up tot he surface before relaxing too much?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Also because I want to sit down for hours and rest.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&quot;I am COMPLETELY....out of ammo.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you want to faff around and recover, feel free to do so alone.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&quot;This has never happened to me before.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;And if I decide to do that here, I'll do it.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You are expecting common sense from a drow.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Well! With no heat, Gnogglebolt sets to work around the one statue...

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Then to the other...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We were diligent about keeping their scouts pinned down.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Might as well expect an otyugh to smell of lillies.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hopefully, they will never realize this place is disabled.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;But, yes, let us away.&quot;

* Viceth blinks. &quot;... Very welll, you all raise valid points. I only wished to cement this scene in my memory a moment.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And then Gnogglebolt scurries back to the others.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">....

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">trailing a metal wire.

Draugrim:<font color="#9933FF">OH GOD THAT TONGUE IS GI-NORMOUS- and yeah, Edaric is gonna need a shower after that amount of slobber.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;...Gnogglebolt.&quot;

Viceth:<font color="#000000">&quot;It isn't every day that you close a portal to Hell with a door.&quot; |3

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;What are you doing.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;What..is that wire for?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">''Hopefully' isn't a base I'd like to build castles on.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Okay, I'm just about ready to go.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ackpth!&quot; XD &#171; &#160;2d8+3 = 7 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; healing poke again!

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Someone's laughing very hard.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Besides, while we kept the scouts pinned, there's no telling the assassins did the same.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do we need to be running?&quot;

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Told you he'd do worse.&quot; She says with a smirk.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt pulls out of his pack... a small cube-box thing, with a T-shaped rod sticking out of it. He attaches the wire to the cube.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;They were spiderfuckers, so I'm betting on no.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus smiles at the wolf and bard. &quot;...&quot;

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;And thanks.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just my calling card on these statues.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He winks.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Insufficient.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Seaforium?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Better safe than sorry!&quot; He then shoves the rod into the cube.

* Gamal-Junayd flinches as no doubt something goes boom.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">KA-BOOM.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;You just had to blow somethign up didn't you?&quot;

* Tomiko Lazarus jumps back! &quot;?!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Both the big statues have their legs blown clean off.

GM:<font color="#000000">WHABOOOOOOOSH

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000"> &quot;Hy luff dat schtuff.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Shit, boy, say something first!&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">You're left with little pieces of flaming rubble. Congratulations. =3=

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000"> &quot;Damn Mazians&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I did!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;AUGH WHAT THE HELL&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">...Wait.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">How many pounds of that stuff did you use?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Okay. Now I'm ready to go.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(one Small charge each.)

* Viceth keeps smoking his pipe. &quot;... I give it a seven point five.&quot; |3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">How many pounds of that stuff did you use?

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl has a rock sticking out of his chest.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Fine.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you're done. . . &quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Let's go.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I need a weight. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I don't knooooow I'd have to open the book to look it up. :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lets get out of here. before somehting else has to be blown up.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let's.&quot; The drow knight nods, flipping up his helm's visor again with a grin.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Five pounds.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You don't have the weight of the stuff you carry listed on your character sheet?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You fail.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;What do we do with the bodies?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Vonain said he could sense magic on the statues, but he couldn't tell if it was the fire-spell or something more sinister.&quot;

* Dr. Hatari uses Hatari powers to solve unknowns by filling in random values.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;So I did what I could.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XP

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tremble under my powers of deciciveness!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I can give you the values of the unknowns later. :B

Meany:<font color="#660033">Okay.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">5 pounds then.

Meany:<font color="#660033">I need to know.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Burn em?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And ram, I stopped tracking weights when I exceeded my light load encumberance. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Technically, we're waaaaaaaaaaaay too close. :B

Meany:<font color="#660033">Can I get magic item gauntlets enchanted as weapons as well? ^^;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So nothing down here brings em back or finds other strange uses&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Meany; most likely.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well, if you can't, my gauntlets are illegal.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We don't have time for that.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Buuuut, that's just me applying my explosives knowledge. :B

Meany:<font color="#660033">Where do they count on the Enchantment table?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Unless you're willing to stay behind to arrange pyres.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Would just have to take the weapon enchantment prices. Possibly with an additional charge for mixed abilities.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">OH GOD THERE'S A GIANT QUESTION MARK RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Okay, okay. Small Seaforium charge; quarter of a pound.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Let's collect Raerarael, our captive, and bring them back to the temple.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;... We'll take 'em.&quot; Altonor pats Kep'salion.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Large Charge, one pound.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'll perform exorcisms while we make our next plan.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">sO.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Powerful Charge, three pounds.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed, brother.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">2.5 pounds of C-4 expy.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;If what that summoner said is true, some of these were innocents. They should go back to their families. And if not? They're evidence.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now, let's fucking go, or I'll stand a hole in the ground.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Technically, without any protection, we should have been, like, thrice the distance we were. :B

RAM:<font color="#990000">At least.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Priorities. We have live captives who can give us as much evidence as we ask for.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">With frontal and overhead cover from frag. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's not C4 so quit nitpicking, you richochet force bullets.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Let's go. |D

Glitch:<font color="#000000">a Small charge does 3d6 damage (to objects only), a Large Charge does 6d6, and a Powerful Charge does 12d6.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I'm just saying. :P

Glitch:<font color="#000000">And it -specifically- says it has no splash at all.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;You are not commander of this mission, nor the most senior agent of your organization present.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We must look forward to the greater good. As in, the temple not falling to a full on attack.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">That's a very specific point.

RAM:<font color="#990000">...Wat.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">It only deals damage to what it's set on.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I am also not an idiot.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">That's why it's no good as a weapon.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Even modern shaped charges have splash.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;We can take the time for five lost souls.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">It's simple blast wave propogation.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Oh not this shit again..&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">You have a flintlock pistol that shoots lazors.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tomi just ignores the talk from that point forward, and picks up the bodies in passing.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And potentially lose everything because of it.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Get your shit together and prepare to move out.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">A nearly comical pile of the dead begins to amass slung over her right shoulder.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lets go&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Anyway, back IC...

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Yes, we should do what we can to give last rites for those who were taken in by this devilry.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I wonder how in the nine hells have you lived for as long as you did.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;If at all possible.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom stops near the golem. &quot;...&quot;

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;(So, Viceth.)&quot; In elven..

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;(At what age do they start maturing?)&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He stoops and pulls free a bit of wire.

* Thomas Lazarus pockets it.

Viceth:<font color="#000000">&quot;(Which ones?)&quot;

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;(All of them.)&quot;

* Altonor looks back over his shoulder at the golem... then leads Kep'salion back toward it.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Drowish skin on one of these limbs.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt eventually meanders over to Tomiko as they start to walk out of the place.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It'll serve as another scrying tie.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... Some day.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;When we have time.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Yes.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Your Cal'tel killed one.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;So, uh, miss Tomiko...I expect you'll probably want to grab those last few adamantine plates on our way out?&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Probably would have killed us if he'd had the chance, but no reason to begrudge him and the others used for that thing a rest.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;They used her as parts.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ehn, that was the plan.&quot;

* Altonor wraps up the remains and hooks them to Kep's saddle to drag.

* Thomas Lazarus nods to Altonor.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you're done collecting every bit of filth this place has...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..It said something when it fell.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Get enough of em, equip an entire troop with adamantine doors as weapons. Call it the gate crashers or something&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;But it sounded like nonsense to me.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know, I could actually fashion something out of them for you, if you wanted. I'd like maybe one or two myself...&quot;

* Tomiko Lazarus squints.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;What do you s--actually, hold on, go ahead and think on that.&quot; Gnogglebolt suddely says as he turns towards Thomas.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">..But grins. &quot;Ohh.. good thinking. Very well. I'll accept a trade.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, well, then, excellent. We can work out the details back at the temple, then!&quot; He says as he slows down to get closer to Thomas.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and here, gnogglebolt makes everyone adamantine daggers or what

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thomas...&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;When that 'golem' fell?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus looks over.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;It said 'thank you', in Terran.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Prepare... the SQUARE OF ADVENTURE! Or rectangle.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...I assume that meant some kind of imprisonment or compulsion.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">FRACK YOU. XP

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">XP

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;But you should know that you were thanked for your actions.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... Oh.&quot; He raises his brows, and looks back to the golem a bit more softly. &quot; I assumed it said.. something.. golemy.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I see..&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">...He's painting again.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">AGAIN.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Odd. These things tend to be mindless..&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh uh, and those dead summoners/mages are being brought along by Tomiko as well, aren't they? :.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yes

* Viceth speaks quietly. &quot;Golems are made functional, they say, by binding elemental spirits to unliving forms.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Lia,where did you get so many tokens with similar uniforms?

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She just stacks them overshoulder, no problem. It's not very dignified.. but..

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&#171; &#160;1d20+10+mod = 3 + 10 + 2 = 15&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187; Craft (painting) check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&#171; &#160;1d20+10+mod = 10 + 10 + 2 = 22&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187; Craft (painting) check!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Fire Emblem. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Not my best dice, but this works.

VAE:<font color="#000000">what is that?

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She can carry around 2800 pounds of people.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Tomiko gets another painting.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Which is a lot of them.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">AND ONCE MOAR.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&#171; &#160;1d20+10+mod = 13 + 10 + 2 = 25&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187; Craft (painting) check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&#171; &#160;1d20+10+mod = 5 + 10 + 2 = 17&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187; Craft (painting) check!

* Liatai has a cat after her fingers.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Tom gets one too.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Also she wipes the blood off her face and settles down.

GM:<font color="#000000">Up through the puzzle door, detouring to the library to collect two more fallen people...

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt, by the way, still has his belt running; he won't turn it off until we get back to where we were before our first encounter. At that point, he'll turn it off.

GM:<font color="#000000">Move to Underdark when you're ready! I copied your tokens.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And then, Lia, I'll need to know how many tens of minutes it's been since it was turned on. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">For fuel consumption. :B

Teeny Rin:<font color="#000000">SSSSSSISTEEEEEER

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

Meany:<font color="#660033">The two rins Fushion dance.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hey there, Rae.&quot; Carrying a mountain of bodies.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well, that isn't so surprising.

Tavia:<font color="#000000">WOOF! Oh gods GREEN MISSILE FOR AELIAN.

Tavia:<font color="#000000">POWWWWWW

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hello, Raerarael!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Have they been keeping well? No trouble?&quot; Gnogglebolt asks, indicating to the unconcious summoners.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Atar!&quot; It's like an exchange fire. Green missle for Aelian, daughter missle for elf. XP

Raerarael:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey! -- Oomph!&quot; XD Hug!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So now we just have to get back up top again right?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Oh crap heel heel ''heel heel-&quot; WHAM. And down he goes. |D''

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's closed down there. Now, let's get the fuck out.&quot;

Raerarael:<font color="#000000">&quot;So, how'd it go~?&quot; :3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tomiko, tell him.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed. The portal has been closed. Surprisingly, we had no losses.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Doors.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...We got close, though.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ehn. No one important died.&quot;

* Tomiko Lazarus shrugs, letting the bodies overshoulder wobble.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fine. She closed the portal by bashing it with a door.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Drow got away though.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Badly. Miron did it again. Hit Masabel and I think swallowtail this time. Tomiko pretty much salvaged the operation by door-bashing the portal.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Where even my spell failed to do much damage.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;But we're all running low on materials and magic, and the army is still stationed outside of the Pelor temple.&quot;

* Tomiko Lazarus raises a brow.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Unless Swallowtail was in the hole, I didn't hit her.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... Who hit what now?&quot;

Raerarael:<font color="#000000">&quot;A door?&quot; :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You didn't catch that discussion..?&quot; =3=;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;A door. Clever use of adamantine, definitely!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;As for Masabel...she'd have likely done the same if I was standing there,and rightfully so.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I had like a hundred fucking bone devils in my face, and I was looking into Hell.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I was distracted.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy doubt dat.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If I actually wanted to harm her,there are other ways to do it.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Anyway, we don't have much time for dawdling, we need to see what the situation is topside as soon as possible. Gather up the prisoners, give me a few moments and I'll whip up some slings and hammocks to carry them on.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;As it happens, she was in the wrong place at the wrong time, and there were priorities to take care of. &quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi just calls over her shoulder, &quot;Pathetic excuses are pathetic!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Unlike hyu, most pipple kan fokus on de mission.&quot; &gt;:|

Altonor:<font color="#000000">While most of the party is distracted by elf shenanigans, the two drow warriors steal a quick hug. Celestial, &quot; (I thought I'd lost you.) &quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You mean, like, not wasting time collecting bodies when the priority is to return as soon as we can.&quot;

Masabel:<font color="#000000">&quot; (I thought so, too. Those hellbeasts...) &quot;

* Thomas Lazarus just sighs as business returns to Guardian business.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Atleast everyone survived..&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I damaged the circle quite badly. It was a priority.&quot;

Viceth:<font color="#000000">&quot; (We defeated them, though.) &quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt starts colleting random things, and pulls things out of his pack, and fashions a number of stretchers. Craft taking 10: &#171; &#160;10+11 = 10 + 11 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot; (We did.) &quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">One stretcher for every body that's not moving, whether alive or dead.

Masabel:<font color="#000000">&quot; (... Ada, don't kill the gnome.) &quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Fife feet south, und hyu kould hef had de same effect vitout hurting allies.&quot; &gt;:|

* Altonor sighs. =w=;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Or ten feet East.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I am truly sorry I didn't think to spend half an hour aiming, when those devils were looking to stab everyone's arse with their poison.&quot;

Kor:<font color="#000000">Sneak sneak sneak --

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;... Kor I can sense you, you silly rat. C'mere.&quot; She says, stooping down and picking up the little black furball.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Right, bekause it takes more den tvo sekonds to aim.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It.. it's fine. We're okay, no one died in the iceblast, and things are different.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;If hyu realle hef dat much trubble, den hyu are chust inkompetent.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Okay? Can we focus on that for one second?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Even two seconds can be too much in some circumstances.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We cut off the head.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Anyway, with his ultracrafting prowess, Gnogglebolt has the stretchers made in a mere minute or two, and starts getting the bodies dragged onto them. Each stetcher carries two or three, for efficiency.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;.... Right. We just closed a portal to Hell!&quot; &gt;:3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We did. However, that's what makes the body thrash the worst.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We've taken the first real step to saving this city, and all those left trapped in it.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He also obviously keeps the dead separate from the living.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let's get the fuck out, and make sure we don't get caught in its death throes.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes, now we must hurry abck up, and hope it was in time.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Indeed..&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Then he snaps his fingers. &quot;Alright! Everyone grab an end of a stretcher, if you please, and let's exfiltrate immediately.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Gather up, and move out!&quot; &gt;:3

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I wonder how many devils we sent back just by closing that portal? How many were permanent and how many were temporary?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That just makes it worse. It will make them find out sooner.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;....... Think I could take one of those 'purple worms'?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; =_=;;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">OH GOD GIANT RIN!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah yes, I knew there was a specific reason why we ought to get topside as soon as possible.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And yet, you wasted time along with the other morons.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Let's wrap up and nom, since folks have Greedverse tomorrow, shall we? :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">What

Glitch:<font color="#000000">fark I forgot to track noms, again. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">In Auran.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Depends. on if you had your door or not.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's only 9:00 D: Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">What about surface

Viceth:<font color="#000000">&quot;... (You know, Firaira? I am beginning to suspect that they never really do.)&quot; |3;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The time we spent dragging corpses around will be missed.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">mm.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">What about escaping from these griping assholes to RP in peace

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">(&quot;Gnoggle, kan Hy schoot him now? Please? He is really startink to piss me off.&quot;)

* Dr. Hatari is bricked.

VAE:<font color="#000000">haha

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hatari, you're -always- late for Greedverse because you never go to bed after Akellon, you stay up for so long.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'm kinda crossed on this

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;(Mm-hm.)&quot; She replies with a smirk.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">or does this campaign file not have surface maps?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Because I applied horse balm, and the pain is going away

GM:<font color="#000000">Well, we'll talk about continuing after noms. The DM needs to move the folks around on the surface, anyway. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">And I want to have miron chat with lyle

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">tomi for doors close doors

VAE:<font color="#000000">about what the drow said.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Thats because GV starts at 3:00. =w=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Noms

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">This is like dawn for my internal clock.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tomiko: Fuck a duck, those are my bro's bullies.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">sszeyl for the shankfang push express

VAE:<font color="#000000">I can't think of any better title than what she said.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Neither of these Hatariz looked at their paintings, grumble grumble, I'll do it next session then. :V

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Lessee.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl, for shenk push

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Tomiko for DOOR-FU.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt, for underwhelming grenade

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Shank for push push shoot.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Actually I was expecting you to narrate them.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tomiko, for &quot;can you say closure&quot;. I advocate this nom to have 2-3x the value of a normal one.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I was expecting you to acknowledge they exist to give me a cue to start.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">:V

Glitch:<font color="#000000">By the way, to those talking about &quot;RP in peace&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Because this was one of the funniest things to happen in akellon ever.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">if I recall, Lia has said we've got at least one more battle/dungeon after this place. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Aka doube/triple nom.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Of course we do

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I think your not getting what rp in peace meant

VAE:<font color="#000000">At the very least, arresting Whitaker.

VAE:<font color="#000000">but anyways.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It doesn't really matter, I don't have an XP count.

VAE:<font color="#000000">It matters on principle.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">But the sentiment has been acknowledged.

VAE:<font color="#000000">It should be recognised ,because just how epic that wass.

RAM:<font color="#990000">*Coughshankfangforyoinkcough*

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It's pretty much the same stuff Sszeyl always does.

VAE:<font color="#000000">This has its place alongside idiot cultist to stories I'll tell ot people about Akellon

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">...

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I just have the actual, you know. Stats and mechanical work to make it... succeed.

* Tomiko Lazarus pats Sszeyl.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I'm predictable in art? 8C

VAE:<font color="#000000">Inded.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Not the painting.

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( I'm actually kinda hurt by that, need a minute to man up. ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The improvised weapon bit.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Oh. =3=

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The paintaings are always stupendous.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Anyways, what else nom-wise.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">I don't suppose the serious RP'd descriptions of Vonain's reaction to seeing the portal is worth anything? (only jokes and amusing things are nomworth around these parts, it seems...)

VAE:<font color="#000000">Serious yes, but not all that much out of ordinary

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's like.. baseline good RPing

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I don't give obligatory hollow compliments; I think they're awesome.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I have barely acknowledged that your character exists.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I'm sorry, but combat after combat do not make me care about your char just yet.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Let's see him in peacetime more. =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">Indeed.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Akellon noms are getting hardcore.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Okay shut up, my characters.

* Dr. Hatari thinks.

VAE:<font color="#000000">They are. Lot of competition here.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">fff phone

VAE:<font color="#000000">. ..

VAE:<font color="#000000">Why does Raerarael have 71/35 HP

VAE:<font color="#000000">all the time

VAE:<font color="#000000">71/37

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">cause he's op?

Miron:<font color="#000000">I call haxx

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Tomiko's painting is actually...weird? She is standing atop a pile of monstrous bodies in a city. Towers crumbling in the background, the shadow of a dragon in the sky. In her hand, she carries a pole arm as long as she is tall, topped not with a blade, but one of the doors fashioned to work like a club. At the time of the painting, she is looking down at a horde of monsters, a minotaur directly behind her in the process of falling with a catastrophic dent in its skull. Her eyes are visibly red, and fire is rolling down her arms. And of course. She is -smiling like a demon.- An arrow with a silk ribbon shaft soars through the air in the background.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">On the back is the title: &quot;Who else wants some?&quot;

* VAE grins

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Fffffffffff''uckin' awesome. *o*''

* Tomiko Lazarus would have dumped all the bodies over on the spot to clutch this with both hands. *bricked*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Actually, I've sometimes pictured her in this exact scene as an Exalted character. Except instead of a halberd with a door, it's the turret of an Abrams main battle tank.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Being used as a club.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hee

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">But this is canon so its better. *w*

GM:<font color="#000000">Any more?

VAE:<font color="#000000">No, it'd be a cannon if it was the abrams

* Dr. Hatari bricks. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Now for Tom'ss.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">-s

VAE:<font color="#000000">Actually

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">sszeyels as always awesome paintings

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tomiko:&quot;He's an adult&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">to Tom bugging sszeyl about the spear.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Quit nomming her, we need XP -- *bricked!*

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'm sorry.

VAE:<font color="#000000">But your non-XP character is one of the awesomest there are in this game

GM:<font color="#000000">DM just yawned, you have until she finishes making a cup of tea to wrap up noms!

VAE:<font color="#000000">If you want, transfer all the noms to Tom, as you play both, really.

* VAE shrug.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm good.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ehhnnn I dunno, that's XP funneling. That created a big problem in Cold War.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I can't think of anything that hasn't been said...

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Shouldn't do it.

VAE:<font color="#000000">thatd mean more characters -&gt; more XP on one

VAE:<font color="#000000">but still, Tomi should be rewarded somehow

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm

VAE:<font color="#000000">XP in noms x5 for gold? Like crafting

VAE:<font color="#000000">So she'd get better kit

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Nothing for &quot;YOINK!&quot;? I thought that was good...

VAE:<font color="#000000">the grenade?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I regret ever inventing the nom system. =3=

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I got adamantine doors, glory, a kick-ass painting.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">ghost; no kidding. -3-

VAE:<font color="#000000">I wanted to antinom for what you lot did there, (and before with the detect magic perma)

VAE:<font color="#000000">And. . . meh. Noms are fun.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I also hate fun. &gt;:(

* Dr. Hatari is bricked.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">It's one of those things that everyone loves and uses all the time.. but every time you see it, you're all &quot;GODDAMNIT&quot; and you spray rainbow colored shit out of your nose.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Plus, they add a bit more realism - they make everyone level at slightly different rates.

VAE:<font color="#000000">which is a subtle effect I like.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Tom's painting is cut in two scenes. In the upper right, there is Tom in a temple, leading a train of other monks and templars all carrying inscense burers on fine strings, swaying them so that the perfumed smoke passes before their steps, chanting a ritual while in the background a holy symbol of Pelor shines, in the process of lifting off a pedastle. A congregation in the background bows their heads. In the lower left half is Tom as a Knight, a halo of gold burning behind his head, his sword and shield oozing positive energy (literally), in the middle of a firey wrecked building of some sort. Tom is barring bloodied teeth against a giant blue insect creature holding a spear, while backhanding an Osyluth with his shield while paying -absolutely no attention to it.- The border between the two is an arrow with a silk ribbon shaft.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Meh, I don't care about the numbers. Its just a fun highlights/reflect thingy to throw kudos and bonuses around.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">On the back is the title: Redeemer and Destroyer.

GM:<font color="#000000">Tomiko - 100 XP - Fuck a duck, those are my bro's bullies. 400 XP - DOOR'D! Thomas - 100 XP - What is with you people always wanting to hold unholy weapons? Sszeyl - Level up! 100 XP - Drow Plow. 100 XP - PAINTINGZ. Gnogglebolt - 100 XP - Statue Destroyer. Shankfang - 100 XP - Grenade Yoink! EVERYONE gains 5,500 XP! Unless you're lower than level 10, in which case you gain 700 additional XP!

GM:<font color="#000000">*lower than level 11

VAE:<font color="#000000">I don't care either, and due to absences I'm usually on the butt of the levleup curve.

VAE:<font color="#000000">;ower than 11?

VAE:<font color="#000000">so 6200

* Thomas Lazarus looks very impressed.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Oh my goodness... how do you color these so fast?&quot; ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">5800

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Thank you!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ding

Glitch:<font color="#000000">hooboy

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">does that count people who have hit the 11 xp level but haven't been able to level yet? heh

VAE:<font color="#000000">For reference.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">tallying...

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's pedestal.

VAE:<font color="#000000">not pedastle

GM:<font color="#000000">Nice try but no. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">and not at all pederast *brick*

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;I used some improvised colors and added them to my white paint, and used my breath to dry it.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;54000+100+5500 = 54000 + 100 + 5500 = 59600&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;54000+100+5500 = 54000 + 100 + 5500 = 59600&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">still put me halfway to 12

Gamal-Junayd whispers: at this rate yeah...12th level by castleton is very likely

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;50900+5500 = 50900 + 5500 = 56400&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">63,765/66,000xp

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">60272. Ding.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The Yoriver conflict goes to show that hardship breeds strength, it seems.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">... The DM needs to start tracking my XP better. |D;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Harm, here I come

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">61400/66000

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">=3=

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;5500+700+36800 = 5500 + 700 + 36800 = 43000&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Two more levels. Two more, and I can become like a ghost. &gt;:|

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">59100!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I leveled.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Yaaay level up!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">5th attack is now regular! wee! heh

VAE:<font color="#000000">Oh my

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( ...Wait, no, that's not right. &gt;:. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">so many awesome spells

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I can make 4 attacks now!

* Shankfang the Deffrider dances.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Okay, gained a level but didn't change exp due to reduced LA.

Meany:<font color="#660033">...i think.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Tom, what level you at? 11? =3=;;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Yes.. pretty close to 12.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Then I am an order of magnitude off.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">hrm.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">63765/66000

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Meany, I recommend discussing this with Lia in IRC when this is over.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Bleh, Blunderbuss skill. =3=

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Something seems quite wrong here, even with the LA buyoff.

Meany:<font color="#660033">...

Meany:<font color="#660033">I'm six hundred.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Six hundred.

Meany:<font color="#660033">off leveling to 11.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You'll get those in noms within the next session or two, I suspect. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">well that's not so bad then. :B

Meany:<font color="#660033">Prolly.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Though, I guess I could work well with a Blunderbuss.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

Meany:<font color="#660033">And also FOR SHAME that everyone hasn't done something to earn Grimdark painting yet.

VAE:<font color="#000000">there's somthing wrong with owl here.

VAE:<font color="#000000">grimdark painting?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Just need to make one. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Hey, if I do things right, I never will. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron might get there eventually.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Same here. :P

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You already got yours, Gnoggle.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I can't tell my grimdark painting from my normal painting.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Gamal, Aelian, Miron.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">... Yay! \o/

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Or did you forget MechaDragon?

Meany:<font color="#660033">What Shankfang said.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hell, him wracking that murderer kinda worked for it.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">you mean seeing his face wasn't enough? haha

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">...Huh, same with mine.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Both of my paintings are grimdark. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">You're Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">You expected different?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">\o/

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hrm. All of Sszeyl's painting -really- need to go on the wiki &gt;:.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">like, on their own page.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Most are.

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's kinda

VAE:<font color="#000000">they are there

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oh, okay. :B

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Horsewoman just doesn't have the same ring to it, anyways. *adjusts belt* =w=

VAE:<font color="#000000">good morning gramps, dinner's on the table

Glitch:<font color="#000000">At any rate, my tokens are saved &amp; updated. And leveling up happens after a rest, correct?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(so we're not going to level as soon as we enter the Pelor temple)

Meany:<font color="#660033">Wee.

Meany:<font color="#660033">First level of Swordsage.

Meany:<font color="#660033">=3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">May we please head back to the surface before we end? ^^;

GM:<font color="#000000">Speaking of which, what's the verdict? We continuing or leaving off?

VAE:<font color="#000000">What level is Sszeyl/

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">That way the door is open for minis.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I'm good for either. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">And.. i'm good with either.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I'd like to continue. hopefully rest

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I don't think there's going to -be- any minis. Or resting.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I'm genuinely expecting a decent chance that we'll come up to the temple under attack. Or about to be. :B

Meany:<font color="#660033">... :C

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean, shit still hurts, but eh. Can make it longer, and I have actual things to do at the temple.

Meany:<font color="#660033">8C

Glitch:<font color="#000000">But we'll see.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Swordsage starts with +0 Bab.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;:T

Meany:<font color="#660033">Durn it.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Report to Gradia, talk with Lyle about what the drow said...

VAE:<font color="#000000">Owl

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I have no preference for continuing or leaving.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I am good for both.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Meany: It also gets free weapon focus.

VAE:<font color="#000000">What level is Sszeyl.

Meany:<font color="#660033">10.

RAM:<font color="#990000">That's one of the reasons why I chose Warblade for Espada. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Weapon Focus; FISTS

VAE:<font color="#000000">10? hmm.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">There you go, meany.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">BaB increase.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and 700 from 11?

RAM:<font color="#990000">600.

Meany:<font color="#660033">I'm 600 off of 11.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm, then he's not so badly off. Miron just got what, 3K over 11 threshold with this

VAE:<font color="#000000">Though

VAE:<font color="#000000">I am absent fairly often. So hmm, who knows

GM:<font color="#000000">Well, then, the Pelorite temple is ready for you whenever you are. Say sunshine when you're loaded in!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sunshine.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and of course, exorcisms and sunshine

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Anyway, Lia. Give me an estimate; how many tens of minutes, from the first Underdark fight to leaving the fortress, have passed in-game?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Starshine!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I need to know so I can tell how much incindigas to tick off my inventory.

Meany:<font color="#660033">I don't see the map. :C

GM:<font color="#000000">Roughly an hour.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Aha!

Meany:<font color="#660033">Sunshine.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Its only been a few hours since the group left on their original expedition.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Sunshine

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom's first concern is checking to see if things are alright, still. And then, the ritual unmolested.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">So, sixty minutes, then.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Deducting six incindigas.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yoou know aphthous ulcers - the white painful things that tend to happen sometimes in mouth

GM:<font color="#000000">Spectral one, with us?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Cold sores? Yeah, they're ouchy. ^^;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">So...

* VAE got one where his back teeth are rubbing on it, all the time. VAE's maw hurts today, all day

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Since we managed to close the portal...

Meany:<font color="#660033">Hmm.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">sunshine. didn't think the vote would be over so fast grabbed some food

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Can I shoot the demons at the temple now?! :O

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's to add to flu leftovers and back pain

* Liatai sympathizes; has one on the inside of her cheek. ^^;

Meany:<font color="#660033">I'm considering going pure Setting Sun.

Meany:<font color="#660033">And to that end.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Probably not. :T

VAE:<font color="#000000">Sorry Lia ^^'

Meany:<font color="#660033">Putting all Swordsage skill points into Sense Motive.

Meany:<font color="#660033">:U

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You're not badass enough to take care of them no matter what you say. They could still teleport onto the kids first.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I got one on the inside front of my mouth once, just under my lower lip.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">But I have anti-teleport now!

RAM:<font color="#990000">^

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And it works in as well as out. :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">drop down on top of kids

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">just ONLY on teleportation, not conjuration or summinging, like dimensional anchor field.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Hide the kids.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well then they would probably just walk away; they're on the roof.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">*summoning

RAM:<font color="#990000">Bam, problem solved.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">you can't covor the entire temple

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">you either protect the kids or prevent their escape

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Anyway. Has anyone not said sunshine yet?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ghostwish.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I am eager for DM's exposition on the temple arrival.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">ah.

GM:<font color="#000000">He's probably asleep, though. ^^;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">.....probably. :B

Meany:<font color="#660033">Question.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">What else is new. =w=;

Meany:<font color="#660033">Does half die provide +1 hp for ever even or odd?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Let's play.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Odd, methinks.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Odd.

GM:<font color="#000000">It's likely a long, loud walk back to the temple through the Underdark, because it's the Guardians and they only stop arguing for battles -- nya -- *BRICK'D*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">odd

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Then I will risk it.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I'm a gamblin' drow.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">no, I don't think we stop even then. specially lately

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Even if my luck is terrible.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&#171; &#160;1d8 = 8&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">\o/

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I blame Miron and his teamkilling ways. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">good

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Is lucked in the opposite of lucked out? :U

Miron:<font color="#000000">I am not a teamkiller.

GM:<font color="#000000">If nothing else, Tathi and her father are swapping stories -- and there's a bit of a scare when Tathi's eyes rolled back in her head and she started screaming, but Tom's exorcism skill knocked that out.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You're sure trying.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">o.o;;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">o_o;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">silly tathi

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">...Huh?

Miron:<font color="#000000">As opposed to 4th wall chatter by my angry player, I didn't intend to kill masabel, merely considered the minor risk to her life an acceptable cost to what I was doing.

GM:<font color="#000000">Seems that gem still has a few last kicks in it.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">something tried possessing tathi

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh, that thing again. Heh.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oh, that.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Right. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">Given her being a filthy drow, such a stance is perfectly sensible.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">tathi's a drow?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oooor you could just be a lazy ass who doesn't bother trying to aim even when allies are in the line of fire.

Miron:<font color="#000000">No. Masabel is.

VAE:<font color="#000000">also, this balm is fucking amazing. It has chilli It burns the pain away

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Given how often we face Large enemies.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Giant Killer Stance looks gooooooooooooood. *_*

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">It's a long walk, but eventually you come back to the Pelorite temple's basement. The lantern archons let you aside... and you come into the tunnels, to see a Mace blockage. Ansramil and Grant are standing there, Grant with arms crossed, Ansramil leaning on the door. They watch you approach silently...

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">... Then Grant gives a single, grave nod of approval and steps aside. So does the half-elf.

* Thomas Lazarus returns the nod.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;How have things gone here?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What's going on?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;They haven't attacked yet, I presume?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Probably not.&quot;

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;The commander would be best able to fill you in. He's waiting for your report.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF"><b> BWARG

</b> Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">^^;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then let's not make him wait longer.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Understood. We have a lot of prisoners with us. Exorcisms will be necessary. Please let me secure them before we settle in.&quot;

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;Who are those -- is that a flesh golem?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It was.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Was.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Himm.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It was. Now it's called a scrying token.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...we brought the flesh golem with us?

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Get going in. We'll move the bodies and the prisoners.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Altonor did. ))

Glitch:<font color="#000000">That part I missed. :B

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Yes, we did. Or at least, I did.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Thank you.&quot; He heads inside.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Are de Demons schtill here?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Devils.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vatever.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">Stanford and Sheythsanthi are just inside the entrance... as well as a whole gaggle of Olidammarans.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yo..&quot; She peers around. Anyone hurt? Freaking out?

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">A lot of Setting Sun's stuff requires Trip, I have no improved trip, so it's a flat +10.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lieutenant Stanford&quot; *salutes*

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">There's a small period of silence... and then what pretty much amounts to a mass &quot;Well????&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The operation was successful.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We destroyed the gate.&quot; He nods.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The summoning grid has been broken.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;The door was closed...with a door.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl points at Tomiko.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;By a door.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We have obtained half a dozen living prisoners.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;He means She destroyed the gate.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;The portal was found and closed! And, if we didn't miss anything, the devils don't know we closed it yet.&quot;

Rosanna Baker:<font color="#000000">The Olidammarans cheer loudly, causing the resident Cuthbertines to wince.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;With a door&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus smiles faintly.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;We managed to prevent any devils--that we saw, at least--from escaping to warn the others!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We weren't the only one here. A group of drow assassins moved in before us., dealing with most of the resistance.&quot;

Rosanna Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;I knew it, I knew it, I told you, I knew it!&quot; :D

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Now.. what do we do about the count?&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ah, well..&quot; She assumes a glory-absorbing pose. |D

Gamal-Junayd whispers: just asking. will we be able to rest before next battle, as in, is it safe to start updating token?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; Someone kick Miron.&quot;

Christina Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;All right, three silvers, here you go.&quot;

You whisper to Railock: Yes.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Their plans are unknown.. but I have to speak to Archivist Petersen, if possible.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Did you bet on us surviving.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd whispers: thank you

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;--Let's ask Ms. Katie, Tathi.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed, we must meet with Katie posthaste.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;... I suppose detailed reports can wait,&quot; the lieutenant says with a small smile, looking aside at the partying Olidammarans. &quot;We suspected your success. Was it roughly an hour ago?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus remembers himself with a flinch. &quot;... After we secure ourselves and I report ...&quot; |D;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes, Lieutenant.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus perks. &quot;Did they withdraw, then??&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">urgh

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;That would be about the time what the hamatulas on the roof of the church disappeared.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus clenches a fist.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Ah. So they must know their portal is down, now.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;:D

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm not entirely sure that's cause for celebration.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000"> &quot;Hy vanted to schoot dem...&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Excellent!&quot; Tathi cheers. &quot;So they weren't permanent yet!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Damn. Course something that powerful disapearing would of had to leave trails.&quot;

Alice Renoni:<font color="#000000">&quot;There are just a few guards outside the temple now -- nothing more than a street's guard. They withdrew their forces when the devils disappeared.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed. It means we will face an attack soon.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You shoot every god damn thing we see.&quot; =3=

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Because their advantage grows thinner with every moment.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Only de bad tinks.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;This is the time to get the rest of our forces camping outside into the city.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed. They know they've lost their advantage, so they're going to try and regroup and pull out some last-ditch desperation attack.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And hope they can make it in time.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;We have to stay on the offensive, we have to keep the strategic initiative.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;They can still summon devils, and they have a large supply of people at their hands.&quot;

* Roy Stanford nods. &quot;There are a number of guards in the hospital wing upstairs; defectors, who had been possessed. The guard you took prisoner from the jail proved very good at convincing them to join our cause.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let's get Katie and the others in charge into the meeting room and discuss our next move, I think.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ack, dog!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hold on, I need to figure out what's going on with her.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Hi Shadow!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Excellent.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;This is fantastic news.&quot; He sounds relieved.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hopefully it's only the coup rebels themselves and their diabolist's own minions that remain.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I find that an overly optimistic assessment.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I couldn't care less. I have senses of my own.&quot; He snaps.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not all the devils are likely gone, and there's a good deal of folks that simply think they are enforcing the law of the city.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wish we knew if their disapearence meant they were banished, or they tleported away, recalled for a regroup&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;After all, I wasn't possessed back in the stables.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*county, not city. Law of the county

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Which is once again why we need the other inquisitors here. Most folks will hesitate at attacking one, especially if they aren't ones claimed to be traitors&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It might give us the morale advantage we need.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;So, shall we all move to the meeting room, now?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;We may have to rest and recuperate ourselves, but we should know what our next move is going to be, and when, as soon as possible.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Either now, or when we'll be thinking with clear heads.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Regardless, the main thing is to fortify this place.&quot;

Glitch whispers: Why don't I have ownership of Serrierr anymore?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sitting down and fortifying means we are on a defensive posture.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;We should not go on a defensive posture so soon after gaining ground for the first time.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;And this is precicely why we should meet now.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Any movement on the part of the non devilish troops encircling the place?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Untrue. We need to pull back, because what we need to do now is last through until the reinforcements arrive in town.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Guardians. We must stay and defend.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Time is on our side now.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Ohhhhh my gooood --&quot; She just walks off. She shouts upstairs. &quot;Yo!&quot;

Glitch whispers: ah, thank you.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lieutenant Stanford is correct.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;The ritual of purification is not yet complete.&quot;

* Tomiko Lazarus leaves that dog yapping shit to the Guardians. |D

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Meanwhile...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=3=

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">The now-familiar Eladrin comes down into the basement.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Stand and fight. But for now. we should eat, recover strength.&quot; and gamal...goes off to cook!

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yet, you have had a trial. Disperse, and we shall speak more about what occurred in the Underdark when you have reacclimated.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Profession(Cook) Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 9 + 13 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) A cookin time!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Permission to leave, Lieutenant.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy kould use a nap after all dat.&quot; x3

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;And the conquering heroes return! And let me see..all accounted for! Most excellent!&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Dismissed --&quot; Exucse me eladrin I was being official. =3=; *brick'd*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Mm.. let's get a handle on the situation here and atleast speak with sister Katie before pulling her downstairs for some planning session.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;And unless I misheard, the source of the devils has been found and closed?&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;A nap, and a bath.&quot; |3

Miron:<font color="#000000">And .. he does not go far. &quot;Senior Analyst Thorngage, Inquisitor Steelsprocket reporting.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yes..&quot; He smiles wearily to Serrierr. &quot;Eventually.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">And, a textbook stand to attention, as usual around her.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Closed with an adamantine door!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd whispers: can we say gamal grabbed some of the mushrooms on the way back that others had eaten? Since tey took time to gather more doors for tomiko?

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;Inquisitor. I have heard your report. Well done.&quot;

You whisper to Railock: Sure. :3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thank you ,Senior Analyst.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Und Talfeera, but dat's not heppenink. Zo, baff und nap.&quot; x3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;However.. may I ask whether you know of the location of Archivist Petersen.. and possibly accompany me to him?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd whispers: do they still glow after say..being in a soup? hehe

Kelsey Alfarson:<font color="#000000">YIKES it's bright up here after your time in the Underdark.

* Tomiko Lazarus wheels up to the courtyard and grins. To not interrupt the ritual, she leaves Zachary alone.

You whisper to Railock: Nope. Their glow fades when they're exposed to heat.

* Tomiko Lazarus squints. &quot;!? Shit, haha..&quot;

Gamal-Junayd whispers: but still purple right?

* Tomiko Lazarus hugs Kelsey. |D

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well then. Thomas Lazarus?&quot; Serrierr approaches a bit. &quot;You have completed the primary task that I set to you in return for my services. For this you have more than just the gratitude of an Eladrin; I will stay here as long as you will me to, and you may use me towards whatever end you need. Whatever task you put to me for the duration I am still here, I will complete to the best of my ability, without hesitation.&quot;

* Kelsey Alfarson raises a Kordite shout of welcome, and gives a bearhug back! |D

* Thomas Lazarus nods.

You whisper to Railock: Yep. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It's not over yet. But I'm glad to have been able to fulfill the contract. Honestly.. I had wondered if I could, at first.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now more than ever, I am indebted to you for accomplishing such a great task to the advantage of my kind.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus smiles a bit modestly. &quot;Well.. just trying to look out for the people.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr then winks. &quot;Though...don't forget my other, secondary task of making sure that, when this is all over, that this cannot happen here again.&quot;

* VAE pokes Lia - Miron asked Gradia where lyle is.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">after a little bit, gamal starts passing out a new batch of soup. hearty vegetables, probably some noodles, maybe some meat around. and...purple chunks purple chunks...of mushroom. It's been long enoguh and the ones who ate it aren't sick....so lets exend the food supply wiht some underdark shrooms!

VAE:<font color="#000000">(in short)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Mm. Well.. we'll have to see, I guess. Duergar ruins and the covert and insideous ways of Hextor -- that's a lifelong vigil.&quot;

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;I do not know.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;But let's worry about where our next step will land.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl produces the spear from earlier. &quot;Thomas could not tell me much about this weapon other than it is powerfully cold, if it was what he assumed it to be.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Can you identify it as a...Canien spear?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Is that the right word? =3=;&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd goes around passing it out to the kordies, tomi as well

* Thomas Lazarus flinches.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That is .. unfortunate. I shall have to find him myself. The issue is.. you have heard my report mentioning drow assassins?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So, think doors will become a new weapon of choice around here?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Gah, she's still ear-flappin', I'll be right back. ^^;

* Thomas Lazarus frowns. &quot;...Ehn.. yes.. that was the pike a Gelugon was using in battle against us..&quot; =w=;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;And even so, the stalwart defense of the innocent is ever an admirable motivation. So many do not care for even such. Seeing a beacon such as--&quot; And Serrierr suddenly lets out a somewhat bird-like screech and backs away from Sszeyl as he pulls out the weapon.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;He's fond of it, I guess.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">...

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I think I like this new gun (/Heavy)

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">*_*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Damnit Caex

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;...ah. A trophy, I presume?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, at least it's not in their hands anymore.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Pret-ty much. If it is a Canien spear, I'd like to know.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus shakes his head a little. &quot; I guess. I'm hoping he sells it to some eccentric. I don't like having it around.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr folds his wings back up, though he still looks ruffled.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;You pulled it off a Gelugon? By definition it is Canien.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Obviously.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Canian.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">*Canian

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baator#Cania

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Lia, is this spear killling my hands? =3=

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well, they're certainly numb.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">And if you touched anybody, they'd feel like icicles.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;They entered the chambers first, with unknown motive. However, they were overheard of mentioning ways of binding more advanced than possession, and ones that would, if I understood it right ,enable one celestial, or perhaps outsider, control multiple bodies.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Hmm.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can smell it's reek. I would reccommend a purifying ritual if you intend to keep it.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Into the bag again.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I might be able to do it myself.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Aaaaaaaand now the cat's un trouble. ^^;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;How so? =3=&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus flinches, and frowns.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Needless to say, Senior Analyst, this seems like a worrying development, especially for something in drow hands.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd comes back down, passing purple shroom soup out to everyone.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Yes.. the Gelugon this belonged to.. some mortals we know were trying to broker a hundred mortal souls... or...&quot; he squints. &quot;A divine...&quot;

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;A drow? Celestial? This does not seem right.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus knocks his forehead with his knuckles, &quot;Argh, my memory is bad.. I should remember this..!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Ahem.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;The bargain was.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;One hundred willing souls or vessels, depending on translation.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I find it unusual too. Perhaps they were referring to outsiders in general.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;For a captured celestial.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;However, if history taught us something, it is that in drowish hands anything becomes dangerous.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Is that what it was..&quot; He raises a brow.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Didn't...a celestial go with the priestess?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Even the power of the high heavens.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Yyyyyyyyup.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Well.. they fled, and their bargainer was banished back to Hell. But the pact in progress was alarming.&quot;

Masabel:<font color="#000000">Can I smack him?

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Yep.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">You just told ME not to kill him. Easy.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr...actually doesn't immediately react.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">You'd be -amazed- what he can live through.

Viceth:<font color="#000000">Ignorance and sin breed their own undoing. Do nothing. He will get his own in the end. *pipe-puff*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Perhaps they have their own ways... much like malconvokers, binding cellestials into their unwilling servitude. It wouldn't be below them.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Instead, Serrierr closes his eyes, and a slight updraft of power swirls around him. Lines of cracks spiderweb across him--as if he';s about to turn into his shardform--but fade as soon as they appear.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tomi is showing off the dented adamantine door to the Kordites. *bricked*

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Eventually, the slight draft around him vanishes entirely, and he opens his eyes again.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;... That is very dire news indeed.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Not showing off your bitchin' painting?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He whispers.

Kelsey Alfarson:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tomi! C'mon! Tale!&quot; *w*

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I can show them that too! *w*c

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl pokes Serrierr with his COLD COLD COLD hands.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I must know everything--everything--the smallest details, the exact words that were said, if at all possible to whoever heard it best.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Will Sszeyl's cold hands become a meme?!

* VAE pokes lia. Anything further from her?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr then looks down with an annoyed face at the drow poking him. &quot;What.&quot; Says the exceptionally-powerful outsider in an irritated tone.

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">She's writing notes.

* Thomas Lazarus whines a little. &quot;..I'm sorry.. maybe you should ask everyone else as we settle in. I already forgot the most important details..&quot; u_u;

* VAE .. just a bit paranoid about text scrolling by without being notice

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'll bet Masabel remembers. She translated for us.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;What Tom said, and also how exactly does one purify a spear of this type?&quot; =3=

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Can I make ice with this thing? =3=

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Regardless. .. I need to hear from Archivist Petersen on this.. he understands more about binding of outsiders than I do.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I could make year long ice cream! =3=!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I COULD INVENT FROZEN COFFEE DRINKS.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Get artifact from the frozen depths of Hell.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Make treats.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Hello- SszeylBucks.

* Ghostwish jerks awake.

* Ghostwish peers about blearily.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">...

* Ghostwish stumbles into kitchen. =3=;;

VAE:<font color="#000000">As an aside

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Okay fine let's just wrap it up then. =w=;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrier's face immediately softens. &quot;Oh. Well. I shall have to take a look at it to determine the extent necessary. In actuality, the more common weapons weilded by fiendish hands have no innate evil permeating them, they simply are superficially tainted from being held by feindish hands, and a simple meditation can purify them. I will have to examine it later to determine the extent.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We can mini anything we want from here.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I was pretty sure there are gelugons in Stygia too

Meany:<font color="#660033">A Sszeylbucks on every corner.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr then turns back to Thomas.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Using copies of the spear.

Meany:<font color="#660033">To make frappachinos.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">win

Masabel:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's about it. I didn't hear it all that clear. It was some kind of deal... something about a trade of a captured celestial for hundreds of willing vessels.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">That

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Masabel, you say? Will the individual Masabel please raise your hand?&quot; Serrierr says to the assembled group.

Meany:<font color="#660033">And to fend off robbers.

VAE:<font color="#000000">needs to happen

* Masabel raises her hand.

* Thomas Lazarus nods back to her.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Weird.. sounds like pretty insideous business.. but..&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Masabel, I must speak with you privately, as immediately as possible. This is a matter of more grave importance than you realize.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Helvirahel seems to have nothing to do with count Montclaire.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;They left bodies everywhere.&quot;

* Viceth takes his pipe out of his mouth. &quot;Given that these are Helvirahels, with ties to Orgolloyss, indeed.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;This may be some unrelated plot.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Well.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Given it's Helvirahel.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;It's probably one of Yazagh's projects.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;He has dozens.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(and I can leave Serrierr &amp; Masabel to a minisession. It shouldn't be long at all.)

* Thomas Lazarus shakes his head. &quot;Well..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;One thing at a time, I guess.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(Just Masabel repeating the exact information, and just maybe, Serrierr telling her -why- it's so important.)

VAE:<font color="#000000">Same with me. Miron &amp; Lyle can happen in a mini, too.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And now I'm gonna wanna step away.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Feeling hungray and need a stretch

GM:<font color="#000000">Mmkay. :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Fun times, though. Will doubtlessly have minisession plots for this week.

VAE:<font color="#000000">indeed.

GM:<font color="#000000">Oh, definitely!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Can't wait for loot.

GM:<font color="#000000">Just lemme know when. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also, levelup! And level 6 spells!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well.

GM:<font color="#000000">Now then, any extra noms? :3

Meany:<font color="#660033">I'm gonn' get these gauntlets Metalline'd.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Yeeessss, level up.

Meany:<font color="#660033">I hereby remind VAE.

VAE:<font color="#000000">For me most evenings work.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Of his promised Sszeylnom.

Meany:<font color="#660033">And submit.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tuesday evening would likely be crappy. though.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Miron noms for &quot;Wanna speak to mah girlfriend.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">so only if no others are ree.

Meany:<font color="#660033">*all of the murder'd*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;5500+700+28800 = 5500 + 700 + 28800 = 35000&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">?

* VAE doesn't understand.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">DANGIT!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Swallowtail's just 1K away from levelling up! XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">And what did I want to nom him for, asides from Shenkfangpush?

* VAE super holes in memory

Meany:<font color="#660033">You promised to nom him for bashing the insect bug thing with an osyluth.

Meany:<font color="#660033">In the face.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Oh yes.

VAE:<font color="#000000">YES

VAE:<font color="#000000">FUCKING YES

Meany:<font color="#660033">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

VAE:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl: &quot;You forgot this. and it isn't an umbrella?'

VAE:<font color="#000000">and that was meant to be a. not ?

Meany:<font color="#660033">Lessee.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Tom nom for &quot;Contract Complete: The kneebreaking time limit has been reset!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Like I said

VAE:<font color="#000000">Too much awesome happened this session

GM:<font color="#000000">Any more?

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'd almost nom Sszeyl and Masabel for the 4th wall &quot;can I punch him now&quot; chatter

VAE:<font color="#000000">problem is 4th wall of couse

Meany:<font color="#660033">You're kinda lucky I ignored Vargie muse.

Meany:<font color="#660033">And didn't throw Miron in there along with the Osyluth.

Meany:<font color="#660033">It was -so tempting.-

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahahah

Meany:<font color="#660033">And would have been -so fitting.-

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That would've been impressive. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">And hillarious

Meany:<font color="#660033">And character suicide.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Because Tom would kill me.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And I'd totally have Miron come back as an NPC devil.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I was half-contemplating having Vonain say words to that effect. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Many months later.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">As in, he goes down to help Masabel, and says &quot;If you carelessly sling another spell, I'm kicking you into this pit myself.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">But I went naaaah. Especially since Altonor got to her first. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You know..

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">http://api.ning.com/files/scRwfSjfOq9ptu5NqbdSVuWuY167MrCV9HFC*j2g7B2*G8t63hAUoN-Nj0dFxhvQ/wolf.jpg?width=737&amp;height=577

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We might have ignored it.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You all saw that.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;A devil got him.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">oh my

VAE:<font color="#000000">an old-style army fragging

RAM:<font color="#990000">Yes.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">that..would of been so fitting

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Sorry, Vonain. Daddy was closer and had a pegasus, and also was willing to fly through a mass of devils. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Anyway, who's ready to go back to IRC? :U

VAE:<font color="#000000">I don't know fitting, but hillarious for sure.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">You do not fuck with my people. Which reminds me... *w*

Viceth:<font color="#000000">No killing the gnome.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Aww.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Sure enough. Who on earth, or outer planes would want to fuck a drow.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Talking. Talking. We'll see.

GM:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl - 100 XP - OSYLUTH'D. 100 XP - Sszeybucks?! Miron - 100 XP - Plot plot plot yada yada I wanna talk to my girlfriend. Tom - 100 XP - Contract Fulfillment!

GM:<font color="#000000">Saving campaign...

VAE:<font color="#000000">hah.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well, girlfriend.

VAE:<font color="#000000">As in the old joke, she doesn't know it yet

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">oh well. I tried. but no one wanted to eat purple soup

Meany:<font color="#660033">Four hundred. *_*

Meany:<font color="#660033">I can effing taste it.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...Incidentally, if Thomas -hadn't- cast Planar Ally from a scroll, I think that nom right there would have just paid for it, if I'm not mistaken. :B

Meany:<font color="#660033">TASTE THE RAINBOW.

Meany:<font color="#660033">You know.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yp

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep it would

Meany:<font color="#660033">After Ser Bear fixes that spear.

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's either 50 or 100

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Aw, people were eating it. The drow would be all over it, if there wasn't, you know.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Plot. :B

Meany:<font color="#660033">I want to make it all prism-y.

Meany:<font color="#660033">It separates light with how the ice forms on it.

Meany:<font color="#660033">So it makes little rainbows.

Meany:<font color="#660033">And Sszeylbucks employees can blugeon people with it or stab people with it.

Meany:<font color="#660033">While screaming taste the rainbow.

Meany:<font color="#660033">And I get sued.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">You know, that's entirely a possible fluff effect from just having Serrierr bless/purify it. :U

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I think I will say just that. :U

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Because ELADRIN which are kinda feylike. :&gt;

Meany:<font color="#660033">Good.

Meany:<font color="#660033">And soon.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Sszeylbucks.

Meany:<font color="#660033">*_*

Meany:<font color="#660033">Just need oddles of coffee.

Meany:<font color="#660033">And chocolate.

Meany:<font color="#660033">And caramel.

Meany:<font color="#660033">And milk products.

Meany:<font color="#660033">And machinery.

Meany:<font color="#660033">GNOGGLEBOLT.

VAE:<font color="#000000">All imported from Kaduar

Meany:<font color="#660033">Kaduar ain't got no machinery.

VAE:<font color="#000000">but it got coffee and chocolate

VAE:<font color="#000000">and i expect the other two as well

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">How is it that every time we get some hellish artifact thing that fiends were farting all over..

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">YOU grab it up and try to make a small business out of it 8T

* Thomas Lazarus is bricked.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well

VAE:<font color="#000000">That's capitalism for ya

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">GONNA BUY THE DUERGAR FORTRESS TOO?! *dragged away flailing* \o/

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahah

Meany:<font color="#660033">Actually.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl was gonna.

VAE:<font color="#000000">pfft

Meany:<font color="#660033">But then realized the new count would never allow it.

Meany:<font color="#660033">And that i could never afford it.

Meany:<font color="#660033">=3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">oh my.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">That thing's going to have to be -entombed-

Glitch:<font color="#000000">The fortress, I mean.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I don't think anyone owns it anyways.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nope. Transformed into a museum!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Its hours underground.

* VAE brick'd

Meany:<font color="#660033">Garrisoned against forces of the underdark.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Because -there are illithids right next door.-

Meany:<font color="#660033">And you don't want -them- having it.

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;And here in this corner ,you can see the statue of a duergar king eating cheese.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">It'd be the sort of a museum you send school visits to

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">If humans garrison a fortress deep in the underdark for the purposes of keeping the underdark from having it

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Then they deserve to be eaten.

VAE:<font color="#000000">as a sneaky punishment

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahhaa

VAE:<font color="#000000">meh

VAE:<font color="#000000">It could be used

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Illithids have astral travel and thrall armies, they don't need fortresses.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Close the entrance, use magic entry/exit, for one

VAE:<font color="#000000">good resort for a mage and his shit.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh, also.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Lia.. or, no

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Someone, can I have a copy of the log?

VAE:<font color="#000000">I can d

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Mine is hiccupy again

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hatari, skype

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sure, I'll send it. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'll send ya,the log

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yay

VAE:<font color="#000000">like, now

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">What will it be named

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Also I don't have skype; this is a new PC

VAE:<font color="#000000">well, installing it should take what

VAE:<font color="#000000">two minutes, including download?

VAE:<font color="#000000">or, actually

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'll just check the swap later. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">clever lynx

VAE:<font color="#000000">I can..

Meany:<font color="#660033">I propse we name the session.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Mm, good question.

Meany:<font color="#660033">&quot;The Rise of Sszeylbucks.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">*all of the murder*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">... :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">http://www.srcf.ucam.org/~dm510/Session115.html

VAE:<font color="#000000">the log I saved when tyou requested it

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Although I do like the idea of crazy Sszeylbucks dressed Sszeyl stirring a coffee bot with the Canian unholy spear to make an espresso.

* VAE forgot his storage can be used for other things than shitty art

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">it'd be awesome

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Or leaping over the counter screaming 'taste the rainbow' to stab someone with it.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh..

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Eh nevermind.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And this will only get funnier when my alt will be around

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The butcher? :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yep.

VAE:<font color="#000000">After all, making a phylactery does take 120K GP :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">So, I imagine her being open to new economic ventures.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">DN get theirs for free. &quot;Free&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">In gigantic quote fingers.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">As if hitting 20 is free.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yeah, true.

VAE:<font color="#000000">But, you know, fluffwise it makes sense.

* Dr. Hatari has never gotten to 20.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And she already imports products into the underdark. And kittens.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Kittens?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Mrs. Moonie's cat pies?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Okay, folks, let's head to IRC. x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Not quite that way. And yes. IRC

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Session naaaam :O

RAM:<font color="#990000">Yes, that was quite fun. :B

<font color="#0000ff"><i>RAM is disconnected.

</i> VAE:<font color="#000000">Quite?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">My first thought was &quot;Closing the Door to Hell,&quot; but I'll take suggestions. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Funniest thing I have seen.

VAE:<font color="#000000">To close a portal, use a door.

* Dr. Hatari is apparently the only one who didn't think the door thing was that remarkable.. but oh well. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hell

VAE:<font color="#000000">This wouldn't be out of place in an old-style adventure game

VAE:<font color="#000000">Like the old Discworld point and click

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You know, if you think of it like an adventure game

Meany:<font color="#660033">You know what would be remarkable?

Meany:<font color="#660033">Is if.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's totally something she would have tried.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Tomi actually makes that halbard door.

Meany:<font color="#660033">:D

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">USE DOOR PORTAL. &quot;|D&quot; &quot;Sis that's dumb.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;WHY IS THIS WORKING.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">yes.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Wait, wait.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&quot;Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out.&quot; :B *brick'd*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Aaaaaand that cinches it.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yep

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Can't top that one. |3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">So! Who's ready to close down and go to irc? :U

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Liatai

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">While I'm thinking of it, roughly how much adamantine in lbs do you suppose Tomi was able to steal from the fort?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Very roughly

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Before you begin googling

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000"><i>Nerd.

</i> * Dr. Hatari is bricked.

VAE:<font color="#000000">might as well copy it here

VAE:<font color="#000000">on the door

VAE:<font color="#000000">&gt; When I told it to Saph...or something. :B &gt; His general opinion was &quot;Ordo Malleus as portrayed by Looney Tunes&quot; &gt; So yes, it was remarkable

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:P

Liatai:<font color="#000000">About... oh... I'd say 10 pounds per door.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">So all in all it's around 30 pounds of adamantine alloy. A VERY nice haul.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Its like the plutonium of the melee world! \o/

VAE:<font color="#000000">*snrk*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Come to me, my precious metals. *_*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I shall form you into such wonderous toys, yes I shall. *_*

* VAE wonders if Tomi ... &quot;And by plutonium, I mean, fucking pricey!&quot;

<font color="#0000ff"><i>Dr. Hatari is disconnected.

</i> VAE:<font color="#000000">because somehow I suspect that'd be the only aspect of plutonium she'd care about.

<font color="#0000ff"><i>VAE is disconnected.

</i> <font color="#0000ff"><i>Ghostwish is disconnected.

</i> <i>You have disconnected.

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