Filler 1

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Meany has connected.

Liatai:Yo!

Meany:Avast. :O

TMG has connected.

TMG:"On the road again...I can't wait to get on the road again..."

Meany:I smell cheetos, fruit juice, and silicon.

Meany:Must be a Tech. :U

Liatai:Hi, hi ^^

TMG is disconnected.

Liatai:Bye, bye? >:Meany:>:Meany:Liatai, could you put a copy of Venezuela somewhere on the beach? :o Ain't got ownership.

Liatai:Well that's not right. :O

Meany:Woo. :D

Liatai::3Meany:Thankee.

Liatai:No prob. :3

Liatai:All in all, it's a nice little shoreline. We did well. :3

Meany:We? :P This was all you, I seem to recall.

Liatai:Nah, you guys helped, too, remember?

Liatai:Also, I see a Sszeyl. :O

Liatai:A snazzy-lookin' Sszeyl.

Meany:I suggested rats with wings, meaning seagulls, and a kidde pool.

Meany:Yep. :3

Meany:With bushles of macros.

Liatai:One of these days, I should figure out how to write macros. >.>

Meany:Do you have the impersonate window up?

Meany:Or collapsed into the side?

Liatai:Now I do.

Meany:Find a token, and impersonate it.

TMG has connected.

Meany:Yo, Tech.

Meany:Giving Lia the basics of macros. :o

Meany:Now check the impersonated window.

Tharky:Does this mean I can come out to play again? :D

Meany:What does it say?

Tharky:No macros.

TMG:er,. you want the selected window, not the impersonated, usually o.o

Meany:Right click.

TMG:and brb, friend is here

Meany:Add new macro.

Meany:Give Vargoth our regards!

Liatai:Hi, Vargoth!

Meany:Whatever you type in the command is put here in the chat when you click.

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 2 + 3 = 5 » Knowledge Arcana check.

Sszeyl:For example.

Meany:And thats it. :o

Tharky:Bug GM for Screentime check - « 1d20+10 = 9 + 10 = 19 »

Liatai:It works! :D

Liatai:Thankee. :D

Meany:Yer welcome. :3

Faerie has connected.

Meany:Ahoy Alex.

Meany:We're in the Filler Beach Map.

Liatai:Ahoy! :D

Faerie:I'm still loading. ^^;

Faerie:Alrighty

Liatai:Oh! Faerie, it occurs to me. Did you still want Elros to have green hair? (Or was it blue hair?)

Faerie:Green, and yes.

Liatai:I may have some green-haired rangers who can pass for half-elves in this token library somewhere. :3

Liatai:Want me to look for some?

Faerie:I should do a proper token--oh. Sure, why not? x3

Meany:Look by the red towel.

Liatai:Not yet, there are more! :O

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Liatai:OK, I think I've found a good selection. ^^

Meany has connected.


 * Faerie hmms

Meany is disconnected.

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Faerie:I'm a bit of a fan of Sothe (top row, thrid-left).

Faerie:Aye.

Liatai:Groovy. :3

Liatai:I've transferred ownership to you. :3

Faerie:Awesome, thank you. :3

Liatai:No prob! ^^

Liatai:It just occured to me, in-game, no one's commented on the fact that he has green hair... >.>

Meany has connected.

Liatai:Welcome back, Meany. :3

Meany:Thankee.

Meany:Was having problems loading the beach. :P

Faerie:Umm...Liatai, is there another Elros token on this map> >>

Faerie:*?Liatai:No, although I just renamed the green-haired token Elros...

Faerie:Ah, thank you.

Faerie:My thing complained when I tried to do it. >>

Liatai:Ah! XD Sorry about that.

Faerie:No worries. :3

GM:Righto! Shall we get this thing on the road? :3

Meany:Tech isn't around yet. :o

GM:Ah, right.

Faerie:Also, where did the place to enter the saves on the token go? >>

Liatai:You should have it now.

Faerie:Ah, thank you. :3

Liatai:No prob. :3 Just had to change the Token Properties.

Faerie:There we go.

Liatai:... hmm. While we're waiting... who should man the food stand? >.>

Liatai:I'd put some goblins in there, but they're notoriously unsanitary buggers. :P

Meany:Salvador?

Meany::PLiatai:He can't flip burgers, he doesn't have hands! :P

Faerie:Miranda, just for the hell of it?

Liatai:Sure, if you like. :3

Faerie:Though...that wouldn't really be /maning/ it. :U

Liatai:Har har. :P

Liatai:Got a token?

Liatai:Or an image you'd like to see tokened up?

Faerie:Umm...

Faerie:Let's see...can I create the token m'self?

Liatai:Sure! Do you have TokenTool?

Faerie:So I can crop a less-than-savory image.

Liatai:X3Faerie:Umm...I can download it.

Faerie:Is b28 acceptable?

Liatai:Yep. :3

Faerie:Alright. Can I upload the token, or do you need to?

Liatai:Just drag it from TokenTool onto the map. :3

Liatai:And there she is! :D

Meany:Ooh.

Meany:That looks like Magic's work.

Meany:Or maybe Toast's.

Faerie:Not quite.

Faerie:Ajna.

Meany:Oooh.

Faerie:http://www.furaffinity.net/user/ajna


 * Faerie adds a label. Snerks.

Liatai:X3Faerie:I was amused that Venezuela had one. So then I started playing with it.

TMG:heyo, folks

TMG:Vargoth is watching :3

Meany:Welcome back.

Liatai:Hiyo, Tech and Vargoth! :D

Meany:Yoyoyo.

TMG:vargoth speaking:TMG:Hello :)

TMG:How is everyoe this fine day?

Faerie:« 1d6 = 6 » « 1d6 = 3 » « 1d6 = 4 » « 1d6 = 2 »

Faerie:« 1d6 = 5 » « 1d6 = 2 » « 1d6 = 5 » « 1d6 = 4 »

Faerie:« 1d6 = 4 » « 1d6 = 2 » « 1d6 = 4 » « 1d6 = 3 »

Faerie:« 1d6 = 1 » « 1d6 = 3 » « 1d6 = 1 » « 1d6 = 3 »

Faerie:« 1d6 = 3 » « 1d6 = 1 » « 1d6 = 1 » « 1d6 = 3 »

Faerie:« 1d6 = 3 » « 1d6 = 6 » « 1d6 = 5 » « 1d6 = 6 »

TMG:tech speaking:TMG:arolling stats, alex? for what?

Liatai:Rolling stats for something, I see?

Faerie:Killing some time. Thought I'd fill in Miranda. Because I bloody can. x3

Liatai:X3Liatai:All righty then.

Faerie:« 6+3+4 = 6 + 3 + 4 = 13 »

Faerie:« 5+5+4 = 5 + 5 + 4 = 14 »

TMG:so, I should bring Gnogglebolt out?

Faerie:« 4+4+3 = 4 + 4 + 3 = 11 »

Liatai:Sure!

Faerie:« 3+3+1 = 3 + 3 + 1 = 7 »

Liatai:Put him anywhere you like!

Faerie:« 3+3+1 = 3 + 3 + 1 = 7 »

Sszeyl:Behold.

Faerie:« 6+5+6 = 6 + 5 + 6 = 17 »

GM:Last time on Akellon Z...

Meany:With Cell dead, the Z team relaxes at the beach.

GM:... Well, last time got was quite a while ago, due to vacation. :3 So, while our players have been off enjoying themselves... so have their characters!

GM:-got

GM:The sun is shining, the breeze is mild... Let's go have some fun!

Sszeyl:"So much for getting back to work."


 * GM steps off the podium and puts on sunglasses.

Barbarus:"Stop complaining, we're not getting killed, are we?"

Sszeyl:"I seem to recall an incident involving a shark not too long ago."

TMG:ahh, going afk again. Just can't focus on RPing when friend is here for the last day x3

Barbarus:"I thought we agreed to never speak of that again?"

Miranda:"Aww, the shark don't mean anything by it. He was just trying to make friends."

Barbarus:"Friends don't try to bite each other's arms off."

Barbarus:"Thank goodness Venezuela can surf."

TMG:(btw, will be back in maybe an hour or two, I expect this will go on for longer

Liatai:Of course. ^^

Terri:Wheeeeeee! *splash splash splash*

Barbarus:"Feh, might as well swim since there's nothing else left to do."


 * Barbarus twists lever, causing Quick Escape feature of bone armor to engage. Ssss, clunk.

Faerie:Terri has a new token, too. :o

Meany:So does Papa.

Liatai:Papa's token is just temporary, but Terri's is new, yes. :3

Faerie:...does he? It looks the same. >>

Papa:*I've straightened out! :3 *

Faerie:Oh. x3

Papa:*shakes sandy water everywhere, tail wagging*


 * Barbarus walks down into the water, until he's just a pair of ears sticking out of the water, cruising for fish.

Liatai:-- Shoot, we need a lifeguard. :O

Barbarus:« 1d20+4 = 14 + 4 = 18 » Swim check.

Faerie:Remind me, is base HP always 8? >>

Justinian:Why me?! Have you ever tried swimming in full plate?!

Meany:Yep.

Liatai:Depends on class.

Sszeyl:Because she couldn't get the mule to wear zinc on her nose.

Liatai:You manage to stay afloat, Barbarus... now care for a Spot check on those fish? :3

Faerie:Ah, yes.

Venezuela:*Hateragemurderkilldestroy*


 * Papa nudges a beach ball in Venezuela's direction.

Barbarus:« 1d20+4 = 17 + 4 = 21 » Spot.

Barbarus:O:Liatai:You see many fish and crustaceans!

Liatai:And a jellyfish cruising its way toward your tail. >.>


 * Venezuela backs up a bit, and gets a running start for ball kicking.

Venezuela:*punt*

Venezuela:« 1d20 = 1 »

Liatai:... Your call, Faerie. Does the ball hit -- OUCH. XD

Liatai:The ball hits Elros.


 * Barbarus grabs the jellyfish by the bell, and redirects it.

Liatai:Dex check, Barbarus.

Barbarus:« 1d20+2 = 17 + 2 = 19 »

Liatai:The jellyfish bobs away on the current, with no harm to you. :3

Barbarus:*Thank goodness it wasn't a Man O War.

Elros:Ow.

Barbarus:** Barbarus then becomes a figure of horror and genocide to these fish and crustaceans.

Elros:Elros had been dozing on a beach towel before he got hit by the ball. He looks to see where it came from.


 * Max and Terri play catch with another beach ball.


 * Venezuela gives Elros the Eye of Sauron.

Brian:I hate the sand. *grumps under a palm tree*

Liatai:The water grows red around those ears above the surface... « 1d20 = 10 »

Liatai:« 1d2 = 2 »

Sszeyl:"You're just upset your brother gave you a sand wedgie."

Liatai:Ten fish and two crabs have met their untimely demise at Barbarus' claws. Oh the aquality!


 * Barbarus drags the corpses onto shore.

TMG is disconnected.


 * Barbarus gives Papa a crab as a chewtoy.

Faerie:...wait, is the hit die HP? >>

Papa:*gnaw gnaw gnaw gnaw gnaw*

Liatai:Nope, it's how many die you rolled to get that HP.

Liatai:*how many dice

Faerie:...it just says d6.

Liatai:Oh!

Meany:You roll a d6, but how many d6 is your HD.


 * Faerie is being silly and trying to do a chatacter sheet.

Meany:A second level character should have 2 HD.

Meany:So you'd roll 2d6.

Meany:Or something. :P

Faerie:Not Elros, Miranda. :P

Liatai:Then 6 HP at first level (+ Con modifier), then you roll a d6 for each level after that and add your Con modifier to each die.

Liatai:What's Miranda's Con? :P

Faerie:Erm... -2

Faerie:>>Liatai:So 4 HP at first level, then 1d6-2 every level after first.


 * Faerie nodnods


 * Papa trots up to the food stand, crab in his mouth. :B


 * Barbarus gets the fish in order, arranged in plain view, and wades back into the shallow water.

Barbarus:Those ears are heralds of woe. Yepyepyep.

Barbarus:It only works if you say it like Duckie from Land Before Time.

Miranda:Miranda Leans over the bar, and rubs Papa pn the ears. "Well heya stranger. Looking to have that cooked?"

Papa:*Yes please :3 Wag wag wag*

Liatai:« 1d2 = 1 »

Barracuda:*TEETH*

Barracuda:Roll initiative, Barbarus!

Barbarus:« 1d20+2 = 8 + 2 = 10 »

Miranda:Miranda gently takes the crab away from Papa, then goes and sets it on the grill.

Barracuda:« 1d20+3 = 15 + 3 = 18 »

Faerie:(I think you can cook a crab that way.)

Venezuela:« 1d20 = 5 » Spot check on sudden twitching of cat ears.

Venezuela:See nothing. :o

Barracuda:The barracuda lashes out with sharp teeth at the unprotected arm of the terrestrial intruder! « 1d20+4 = 2 + 4 = 6 »

Barbarus has received initiative.


 * Meany swipes claws at. :o

Meany:Er.


 * Barbarus swipes claws at. :o

Barbarus:« 1d20 = 8 »

Barbarus:Whiff~

Barbarus:End turn.

Barracuda:The fish darts out of the way of your claws and goes in for another bite! Gnarr! >:E « 1d20+4 = 10 + 4 = 14 »

Liatai:What's Barb's AC without the armor?

Faerie:Is there a cook food check?

Faerie:>>Meany:12 :o

Liatai:Profession (cook). :3

Barracuda:There's blood in the water that isn't fish blood now. « 1d4 = 1 »

Barracuda:End turn!


 * Papa sits and waits patiently for food. :3

Faerie:Is Skillpoints always 20, or is thal class specific?

Faerie:*that

Liatai:Class-specific.

Barbarus:« 1d20 = 13 »

Barbarus:*swipe*

Liatai:What's Miranda's class, anyway? :3

Liatai:Whiff!

Faerie:« (6+2)*4 = (6 + 2) * 4 = 32 »

Barracuda:OM NOM NOM >:E « 1d20+4 = 8 + 4 = 12 »

Barracuda:« 1d4 = 2 »

Faerie:Liatai: Bard.

Barbarus has received initiative.

Liatai:Ooh. :O

Faerie:I was like "Why not?"

Faerie:Antics will ensue.

Barbarus:*When in doubt, summon psycopaths.*

Faerie:Also, do Catfolk have any racial modifiers? I guess they're closest to what Miranda is.

Liatai:She's got lots of skill points to work with, then. x3 (6+Int modifier)*4 at first level, and 6+Int more for every level after that.


 * Barbarus surfaces, and blares signal whistl for Venezuela.

Meany:How fast does a mule move? :o

Liatai:I believe a +2 Dex.

Liatai:Mule, lemme check...

Faerie:+2 to dex on skills, or everything? >>

Liatai:Mule base land speed is 30 feet.

Liatai:On everything. Increase her Dex score by 2 points.

Meany:End turn. :o

Liatai:On skills... lemme check.

Sszeyl:« 1d20+5 = 16 + 5 = 21 » Listen for whistle blaring.

Liatai:Roll initiative, Sszeyl. :3

Sszeyl:« 1d20+1 = 3 + 1 = 4 »

Sszeyl::PFaerie:And class/non-class skills are 4/2 max?

Liatai:Oops! It's +4 Dex, +2 Cha for catfolk.

Liatai:Yep!

Faerie:Oh. x3

Liatai:And a +2 racial bonus on Listen and Move Silently.

Barracuda:OM NOM. « 1d20+4 = 8 + 4 = 12 »

Barracuda:« 1d4 = 1 »

Justinian:Listen check - « 1d20+1 = 16 + 1 = 17 »

Justinian:*clank*

Justinian:*clank clank clank*

Faerie:...at this rate, she's going to have a +5 CHA

Faerie:And a +5 DEX

Barbarus has received initiative.

Liatai:Good stats for a bard. :D

Barbarus:« 1d20 = 19 »

Liatai:SLASH! You got it! Roll damage! :D

Barbarus:« 1d3 = 1 »

Liatai:Not for much. >.>

Liatai:Venezuela?

Miranda:Cook: « 1d20+4 = 9 + 4 = 13 »

TMG has connected.

Liatai:Tech! :D

TMG:not quite back, just realzied a crash 30 minutes ago

Liatai:Ah. X3

TMG:last thing I saw was somebing about Brian/Max and sand

Liatai:You missed Barbarus going all fish-massacre, and a barracuda is currently trying to return the favor. >.>

Liatai:Also, Elros got beaned with a beach ball kicked by a mule.

TMG:so yes, log of antics would be good for me to read when I really get back x3

TMG:and going back to friend now...

Sszeyl has received initiative.

Liatai:Also: Miranda, you have cooked the crab nicely!

Meany:Go go fish!

Barracuda:« 1d20+4 = 11 + 4 = 15 » OM NOM.

Barracuda:« 1d4 = 1 »

Miranda:Miranda sets the cooked crab in a dish (Dogs prefer dishes, right?) and leans over the counter to give it to Papa.

Papa:*:D*

Papa:*Thank you thank you thank you :D Papa takes the dish... picks up a crab leg... then yips. Ouch! Hot!*

Miranda:Miranda chuckles. "Careful, might want to let it cool down a miute."


 * Papa snuffles at the crab, then looks up at Miranda and puts on his best sad-puppy face. Whiiiiine.

Barbarus has received initiative.

Venezuela:*RAGEKIll!*

Venezuela:« 1d20+6 = 20 + 6 = 26 »

Venezuela:« 1d20+6 = 18 + 6 = 24 »

Liatai:BAM. :O

Liatai:Roll damage!

Venezuela:No idea the damage for a mule. :P

Liatai:Oh X3

Liatai:« 1d4+3 = 4 + 3 = 7 »

Barracuda:The fish is now floating belly-up, teeth mangled from the kick.

Faerie:Lia, is there any such thing as an armored bikini? x3

Venezuela:*Rassafrassin' fish*

Liatai:For fashion purposes, yes. For practical purposes, no. :P

Faerie:« 2d4 = 6 »


 * Barbarus snags the fish, and rides Venezuela out of the shallows.

Faerie:Hmm, it said 2d4 gp. Does it mean to a power of ten? >>

Justinian:*clank clank clank clank clank*

Liatai:I would assume so. :O

Liatai:-- Oh.

Faerie:...odd

Faerie:Hm?

Liatai:Are you using the bard starting package, or buying equipment a la carte?

Faerie:Oh. XB

Faerie:That would help.

Faerie:« 4d4*10 = 11 * 10 = 110 »

Liatai:There we go, much better! :D


 * Barbarus grabs a fishie, and noms, while Venezuela give Justinian the Eye of Sauron.

Justinian:"Is everyone all right! Is everyone -- Great Heironeous that's a big fish. O.O"

Liatai:Intimidate check from the mule. :P

Barbarus:"Yah."

Venezuela:« 1d20+10 = 14 + 10 = 24 »


 * Justinian flees!

Sszeyl:"Hey, you cool?"

Barbarus:"I'm cool."

Sszeyl:"Cool."


 * Papa tries to open the crab shell as delicately as he can with his teeth. It's not going well.

Faerie:Now, the attack bonus always confuses me. >.>


 * Sszeyl climbs the palm, and looks around, all vulture like.

Sszeyl:« 1d20+4 = 18 + 4 = 22 » Jump check!

Liatai:To do what? >.>

Sszeyl:Leap from the hammock tree, to this tree.

Liatai:Miss.


 * Sszeyl lands next to Brian. "Hey."

Faerie:Liatai, remind me, what's the formula for the attack bonus on a melee weapon?

Brian:Jump check - « 1d20+2 = 1 + 2 = 3 »


 * Brian falls flat on his rear end as the drow falls from the sky!

Liatai:BAB + Strength bonus. :3

Sszeyl:"Still so jumpy?"

Faerie:So help me if I have to figure out how to hit anything. >>

Sszeyl:"I've been doing this for weeks."

Brian:"What in the name of Arississthyth Ioth persvek Celestia -- what were you thinking?!"

Sszeyl:"I was thinking it would be fun, and it was."

Liatai:Your base attack bonus (BAB) can be found on your class' table.

Liatai:Add your Str modifier to that, and there you go. :3

Faerie:I've got that already. x3

Faerie:So...that applies to both the attack roll and the damage roll>

Faerie:?Liatai:Nope, just attack roll.


 * Faerie nods

Liatai:Damage roll is the weapon's damage + Str modifier.

Faerie:Sorry, couldn't remember. ^^;

Liatai:No prob ^^

Brian:"Thought you were going to break your pothoc neck -- loerchik vethioth -- Arississtyth persvek Celestia --" Brian keeps growling to himself in Draconic as he rights himself.


 * Faerie attempts to think of appropriate weapons and armor.

Sszeyl:"I could have broken my neck at any time of any day for the past eighty-seven years. If it was going to happen, I'd rather it be doing something fun."

Brian:"Pothoc arithurkearvrak..."

Faerie:« 110-33 = 110 - 33 = 77 »

Sszeyl:"Brian, have you even tried to enjoy yourself since we came here?"

Brian:"..." >.>


 * Terri and Max are building a sand castle.


 * Barbarus is sunbathing on Murder Mule.


 * Dead Barracuda is dead.

Elros:Elros is still dozing on the towel. He wonders if this one is too close to the water, but eh. He's only gotten hit with one beachball so far.

Terri:"Mr. Sszeyl! Wanna help us build a castle? :D"

Sszeyl:"Sure!"

Terri:"It's gonna be the biggest castle this side of the Keep! :D"

Sszeyl:"Try to have some fun, you. :P"

Brian:*scowl scowl grump*

Liatai:Craft check time! X3

Terri:« 1d20+2 = 8 + 2 = 10 »

Max:« 1d20+6 = 5 + 6 = 11 »

Liatai:Come on, Sszeyl, save the castle from mediocrity! X3

Sszeyl:« 1d20+2 = 16 + 2 = 18 »

Liatai:He did! :D

Terri:"Woooow! How'd you learn to make sandcastles like that, Mr. Sszeyl?"

Sszeyl:"Zen gardening."

Terri:"Ohhhhh." :o

Max:"Should we add a few towers? Whaddya say?"

Sszeyl:"We can try."

Sszeyl:« 1d20+2 = 6 + 2 = 8 »

Terri:« 1d20+2 = 18 + 2 = 20 »

Max:« 1d20+6 = 1 + 6 = 7 »

Max:MAX-ZILLA! XD

Sszeyl:"...Well, there goes the eastern wall."

Sszeyl::PTerri:Fortunately, this side of the castle was spared due to Terri's great check. X3

Max:"... Oops. Well, what's a castle without the occasional seige by a giant monster?" :P


 * Max playfully knocks over the remains of one tower. "Rawrrr!"


 * Terri giggles.

Sszeyl:"How funny-oop, a hermit crab."


 * Sszeyl snags it and puts it on Terri's tower.

Terri:« 1d20+2 = 2 + 2 = 4 » Craft check.

Terri::OTerri:"Little crabbie!" Terri accidentally steps on another tower trying to get closer to the crab.

Max:Damage control - « 1d20+6 = 10 + 6 = 16 »

Sszeyl:« 1d20+2 = 4 + 2 = 6 »

Liatai:What Max fixed, Sszeyl knocked over. XP

Sszeyl:« 1d20+2 = 7 + 2 = 9 »


 * Faerie mostly finishes a character sheet. Took long enough. :B

Liatai:No progress made, but nothing was wrecked!

Liatai:Woo! :D

Terri:« 1d20+2 = 20 + 2 = 22 » "Little crabbie needs a lair!"

Terri::OSszeyl:O:Terri:Terri has built a wonderfully intricate cave system for the hermit crab to live in. XD

Terri:"There we go! :D"

Max:"... Terr, is that...?"

Sszeyl:"Good work Terri."

Faerie:Erm...didn't calculate loads, but whatever.

Terri:"Yep! :D"

Faerie:>>Papa:*munch munch munch wag wag wag*

Max:"Hmm, I wonder what could have made those caves... I know! A sand wyrm!" Max moves away from Terri's work and starts building something... « 1d20+6 = 2 + 6 = 8 »

Max:« 1d20+6 = 15 + 6 = 21 »

Sszeyl:« 1d20+2 = 20 + 2 = 22 »


 * Sszeyl just built a central tower peppered with holes so that it whistles in the wind. :o

Terri::O* Max looks up from his sand dragon work and whistles admiringly.

Max:The fact that the whistle just might be harmonizing with the tower is just a bard thing. :P

Sszeyl::PSszeyl:« 1d20+2 = 18 + 2 = 20 »

Terri:« 1d20+2 = 10 + 2 = 12 »

Max:« 1d20+6 = 18 + 6 = 24 »


 * Sszeyl just built a sandgate.


 * Max added some towers.


 * Faerie is starving. Brb, food.

Sszeyl:« 1d20+2 = 11 + 2 = 13 »

Terri:The castle is now taller than Terri, and almost as tall as Max. :O

Liatai:Bon appetit :3


 * Sszeyl fixes that East wall. :P

Sszeyl:« 1d20+2 = 9 + 2 = 11 »

Max:« 1d20+6 = 7 + 6 = 13 »

Terri:« 1d20+2 = 5 + 2 = 7 »

Sszeyl:And promplty makes a new, slightly more propotional hole for the dragon.

Max:"Hmm, what kind of dragon is this, I wonder...?"

Sszeyl:« 1d20+4 = 10 + 4 = 14 » Knowledge Religion check.

Liatai:Arcana would be for dragon varieties.

Sszeyl:Oop, misclicked. :P

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 18 + 3 = 21 » Knowledge Arcana check.

Sszeyl:"Copper would go well with this setting."

Sszeyl:"Er.

Terri:"Copper? :O"

Terri:"Ooh!"

Sszeyl:"Bronze, sorry, this hermit crab somehow found the tunnel which leads to my shoes."


 * Sszeyl puts it back.

Terri:"Aw. But bronze is good, too!"

Terri:"Ooh! Ooh! Max! Can you make it Kethendaustrat?" :O :O :O

Max:"Kethie? You sure? She's not much for castles."

Sszeyl:« 1d20+2 = 6 + 2 = 8 »

Sszeyl:Well, there goes the West wall too.

Terri:"She can live in the caves! -- Oh no!"

Terri:Damage control - « 1d20+2 = 13 + 2 = 15 »

Max:« 1d20+6 = 4 + 6 = 10 »

Sszeyl:« 1d20+2 = 14 + 2 = 16 »

Max:The dragon slowly starts to look more bronze... « 1d20+6 = 6 + 6 = 12 »


 * Sszeyl puts a spiral motiff into the existing towers.

Max:« 1d20+6 = 1 + 6 = 7 »


 * Faerie returns

Sszeyl: (( WB. ))

Max:Oh no! The dragon is gone!

Liatai:Welcome back! :D

Terri:>:O

Terri:"Max!! You stepped on Kethie! >:O"

Faerie:I has soup. :3

TMG:aaand friend has left.

TMG:Won't be seeing him again till september

TMG:not fullt back, gotta read everything

TMG:*fully

Max:« 1d20+6 = 11 + 6 = 17 »

Sszeyl:« 1d20+2 = 10 + 2 = 12 »

Max:"It's okay! I cast Cure Serious Wounds!" « 1d20+6 = 11 + 6 = 17 »

Sszeyl:« 1d20+2 = 18 + 2 = 20 »

Max:"There, see? Good as new." :3


 * Sszeyl upgrades the size of the castle by one category. :o

Miranda:Miranda looks over at the castle, which is getting large enough to see from the bar. "Mmm...I've seen bigger."

Liatai:It's already Colossal, I'll have to make it an object to make it bigger. XD

Sszeyl::P* Papa stares at the castle. :O

Barbarus:Cat man comes to beseige the castle!

Terri:"Noooo! Kethie Attack!" Terri throws a beach ball at Barbarus.

Beach Ball 2:*BOFF*

Barbarus:"Rubber! My one weakness! Blargh, I are killed."

Terri:"Victory! :D"

Terri:"How many EXP do I get? :D"


 * Venezuela gives the Castle such a powerful Eye of Sauron that it instantly turns to glass.

Meany:That is one hateful mule. >>

Max:"Heh, why didn't I think of that?"

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt stumbles onto the beach, wearing swimming trunks and blinking at the sunlight.

Gnogglebolt:"Ah, there you all are."

Barbarus:"Shhh, I'm dead."

Gnogglebolt:"...right."

Gnogglebolt:"Hmm! That is quite the castle!"

Sszeyl:"Pretty."

Terri:"So pretty! :O"

Faerie:Is that, like, a Svwarski (Or however you spell that) castle? x3

Gnogglebolt:"Facinating!"

Sszeyl:"...Wait, isn't the sun going to hit this and turn it into one giant magnifiying glass?"

Meany:And thus the mule's sinster plot was revealed.

Liatai:I don't know, I just typed glass castle into Google image search. X3

Gnogglebolt:"..why, so it shall! And I can harness that! It's a new energy source!"

Meany:And thus the mule's sinister plot was foiled.

Gnogglebolt:"And with this power, I will build the greatest devices ever! Muaahahaa!"

Elros:Elros wakes up, looks over, decides he must be dreaming, and tries to get back to sleep.

Gnogglebolt:*cough cough cough*

Sszeyl:"You're forcing it."

Sszeyl:"It should come naturally, or not at all."

Max:"... Hang on, I'm gonna go see if the food stand has some kerosene I can borrow..."

Gnogglebolt:"Sorry. Haven't used that voice in awhile."

Max:"... big dead fish."

Gnogglebolt:"And is it just me, or do you look...different, Sszyel?"


 * Brian 's face is currently stuck like this; O.o

Gnogglebolt:"And you too, Terri..."

Gnogglebolt:"And even you, elros!"

Sszeyl:"I went by the local spa."

Sszeyl:"Had my legs waxed."

Terri:"What do you mean, Mr. Sparkgear?"


 * Sszeyl is in the DnD equivalent of a speedo. >>

Terri:*splash splash splash*


 * Faerie snerks

Gnogglebolt:"I'm not sure...there's just something different about you. I can't quite put my finger on it..."

Max:"Uh... is anyone planning on doing anything with this dead fish, or should I get rid of it?"

Sszeyl:"Hey, Terri, let's go see if we can spot whales."

Terri:"Whales! :D"

Barbarus:"It's Venezuela's kill. Touch it at your peril."

Max:"... What would a mule do with a fish?"

Venezuela:*Make my day, skinny white boy.*

TMG:(hey alex, what was that FA userpage you linked before I crashed the first time?)

Miranda:"Hey over there! I know a mean barracuda stew recipe."

Faerie:http://www.furaffinity.net/user/ajna/ The artist who did the image I'm using in the token.

TMG:ah, thought so

Sszeyl:"Terri, you comming?"

Max:"I just might take you up on that if I can -- oh hey! Do you have any kerosene I could use?"


 * Terri runs into the water happily.


 * Sszeyl dives dives dives!

Sszeyl:« 1d20+4 = 9 + 4 = 13 » Swim check!

Miranda:"Hmm, lemme see if we have a spare jar."

Max:"Enjoying yourself, Papa?" *earskritch*

Sszeyl: (( Successful swim? :P ))

Papa:*Yep yep yep! The nice lady cooked up the crab for me. :9 Wag wag wag.*

Liatai:Yep!

Sszeyl:« 1d20+5 = 18 + 5 = 23 » Spot check!

Miranda:Miranda rummages through some things beneath the counters, swishing her tail. "How much do you need?"

Sszeyl:For whales.

Barbarus:"Looks like it's just us, again."

Barbarus:"Hey, where's Denny?"

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt wanders around. "So, how are you doing, Elros?"

Max:Max hmms, considering, estimating... "Not much, just a swig or two."


 * Miranda is wearing the DnD equivalent of a bikini. Her armor is hung on a rack inside the bar, though she has a belt with a Kukri around her hips.

Liatai:You see no whales in the kiddie area, or anywhere nearby. You do see some minnows and other small fish, though. :P


 * Sszeyl surfaces. "Sorry Terri, no whales." :[

Elros:Elros gives a little stretch, and sits up. That castle was starting to look a bit ominious over there anyway. "Oh, fine. I must say, this is a fair bit more relaxing than caves."

Terri:"Aw!"

Barbarus:"Come on, girl. Let's go find Denny and that stuck up parrot of his."

Terri:"Wanna look for starfish instead? :o"

Sszeyl:"Sure. :D"

Gnogglebolt:"Verily. I do suppose I prefer a place...not so bright, but the warmth is invigorating." Gnogglebolt blinks at the sun.

Sszeyl:"What's a starfish?"

Miranda:Miranda takes out a large bottle of kerosene. She seems to have a bit of trouble liting it, but she manages to pour some ito a cup, which she then hands to Max. "There you go, on the house. Just bring back the cup when it's empty."

Gnogglebolt:"Well, I shall leave you to your restfulness. Ta!"

Elros:"Hmm, yes, true. Though personally, I'm not one for dank caves and stale air, either."

Terri:"It's kinda like a rocky thing with five or more arms -- Here, I'll show you!"


 * Terri dives!

Elros:"To you as well."

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt wanders around, and spots a familiar guard. "Oh, hello there Justinian! What brings you here?"


 * Max nods and raises the glass in thanks. "Cheers!" He then heads back over to the castle.


 * Venezuela trots off with s half-naked catfolk on her back in search of the Denny.

Justinian:"Lifeguard duty."

Max:"... better move that beach ball, or it'll pop..."

Sszeyl:"Hey Max. Terri's hunting starfish."

Gnogglebolt:"Ah, good man. Going well, I presume?"

Justinian:"No. I feel like a roast."

Gnogglebolt:"Oh? It is too hot for you?"


 * Max chuckles. "She is, huh? Where is she now?"

Justinian:"You try sitting up here in full plate..."

Sszeyl:« 1d20+5 = 12 + 5 = 17 » Spot check!

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt stands still for a moment in thought. Then a large grin spreads across hsi entire gnome face.

Gnogglebolt:"I can fix that!"

Max:"You might want to stay in the water, things are gonna get hot over here in a bit."

Justinian:"... Huh?"

Gnogglebolt:He pulls on his tool-bandolier and some parts. "I shall construct such a device to keep you cool! It will be perfect!"

Gnogglebolt:"A marval of mechanical engineering! An exquisite device! There shall be none like it!"

Sszeyl:"...Somehow Terri's gotten out of the children's area."

Gnogglebolt:Craft (Tech Device) « 1d20+13 = 10 + 13 = 23 » for Icemaker.


 * Terri surfaces. "Mr. Sszeyl! Over here! I found one! :D"

Terri:"Careful, don't pick it up or step on it, it's prickly."

Gnogglebolt:"I can see it now! Cauterized collumating tubes for the compression feed! Reverse ocillating thermal conducer!"

Gnogglebolt:*tinker tinker tinker*


 * Justinian is utterly, completely, and totally lost.

Gnogglebolt:Next craft check: « 1d20+13 = 6 + 13 = 19 »

Gnogglebolt:Something large, bulky, and very metal starts taking shape next to Justinian.


 * Max does what no sane person should do... and swigs the kerosene.


 * You roll to yourself: 1d20+10 => 3 + 10 = 13

Sszeyl:"How did you get out of the net?"


 * Sszeyl is floating. :o

Max:*FWOOSH*

Gnogglebolt:Craft check again: « 1d20+13 = 19 + 13 = 32 »

Max:A little application of flint and tinder later, and a plume of fire is flying in the direction of the sand dragon.


 * Terri looks around. "... um... oops..."

Gnogglebolt:In a burst of genius, the machine doubles in size. It's now twice Justinian's height when standing in full plate. An ominous shadow is cast over the temporary lifeguard.

Sszeyl:"Come on over here, Terri. Before the barracuda's see you."


 * Justinian is understandably nervous. "... Um, what are you...?"


 * Sszeyl dives to see the starfish.

Terri:"There are barracudas here? :O"

Gnogglebolt:"No...not done yet...it can be better! I can see it! More! Bigger! Harder, better, faster, stronger!" The gnome keeps at it. « 1d20+13 = 4 + 13 = 17 »


 * Max keeps working on the glass dragon, applying a little flame here, a little touch there...

Gnogglebolt:"Ghaa!" There's a clank, and a wrench goes flying as Gnogglebolt waves his thumb around. "Zaker f'gesh toprog..."

Gnogglebolt:He continues cursing for a minute, then retrieves his wrench and gets back to work.

Gnogglebolt:"No no...there is sti8ll more...it can be better...it can be perfect!" « 1d20+13 = 14 + 13 = 27 »

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt seems to make another burst of progress, and happens to wander within arm's reach of Justinian, giggling madly.


 * Papa looks at the mechanical contraption taking shape nearby... looks at Max and the glass dragon... looks at Terri and Sszeyl... at Elros...


 * Papa trots back to the food stand and lays down, doggish grin on his face.


 * Sszeyl is still looking for that starfish Terri found.

Liatai:Spot check?

Sszeyl:And keeping an eye out for barracudas.

Sszeyl:« 1d20+5 = 19 + 5 = 24 » Spot check!

Liatai:You see the starfish, but no barracudas!


 * Sszeyl surfaces. "What an odd creature. Hurry up and get back over here, so we can look for more."

Justinian:"... Uh... You... all right there, little citizen?"

Terri:"We're not goin' lookin' for barracudas?"

Sszeyl:"Your brothers would skin me if I let you do that."

Sszeyl:"Not to mention what Papa would do."

Sszeyl:"So no. :P"

Gnogglebolt:"Hmm?Hmm?" Gnogglebolt seems to notice Justinian for the first time, blinking at him. His eyes then focus properly. "...Oh! Right. Well, I suppose I should turn it on then, eh"


 * Max gives a little puff of flame in response to Sszeyl, looking devious.

Terri:"Awwww. They're tasty."


 * Sszeyl dives!

Sszeyl:« 1d20+5 = 10 + 5 = 15 » Spot check!

Justinian:"Er... yeah, you do that... I'll just stand over here for uh... safety reasons. Yeah."

Sszeyl:For starfish. :o

Liatai:« 1d2 = 2 »

Liatai:You see none.

Gnogglebolt:"Hmm? What? No! It will not keep you cool if you are not there for it to keep you cool!"

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt runs over and tugs on Justinian's sleeve. "Come on! It will work!"


 * Justinian creates quite the comical picture, spluttering and being dragged by a gnome half his size across the sand...

Gnogglebolt:"Alright! Here we go!" Gnogglebolt stars climbing all over the machine, pulling at many, many levers, and spinning many valves.


 * Max breathes one last plume of fire to get rid of the excess kerosene, then heads back to the food stand.

Machine?:The machine starts to rumble, and shake. It growls as a revving sound starts to emit from it.

Max:... Spot check on the mule. « 1d20+12 = 8 + 12 = 20 »

Miranda:Miranda looks over, wondering if she should move anything flammable out of the way.

Gnogglebolt:"More power! More power!"

Machine?:The humming intensifies, and the shaking turns to outright clattering.

Gnogglebolt:"Almost there!"

Machine?:It's now roaring with sound, and practically jumping around.


 * Justinian is terrified and trying very, very hard not to look. He has a white-knuckle grip on his lifeguard chair.

Liatai:Results of that Spot check, Meany? ;3

Machine?:"Ding!" pbbt.

Miranda:Miranda slowly slides down, so that she has the bar counter in between her and the machine.

Machine?:A little ice crube tumbles out the front.

Meany:You see them off in the distance.

Gnogglebolt:"....Um."

Meany:Yet somehow.

Meany:The mule turns to glare at you.


 * Max decides not to tempt fate and leave the fish alone...


 * Miranda looks up

Gnogglebolt:"Oh! Wait!"

Meany:And also, any results finding the Denny and him stuck up parrot? :o

Liatai:Who is Denny, anyway? >.>

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt moves behind the machine. "Oh! I left my screwdriver in the mechanism. Silly me."

Machine?:SPLUT.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt runs around to the front.

Liatai:Also, I like how Gnogglebolt's response to the problem isn't "take off the plate armor," but "build a cooling machine." :P

Gnogglebolt:"Yaaaay It worked! Suc-cess!"

Meany:Densharr.

Liatai:OH. XD

Liatai:Lemme see if I have a token for him.

TMG:(who's Densharr?)

Meany:Catfolk character of her's.

TMG:ahSnow Machine:Anyway, Justinian is now buried in a pile of rapidly metling snow.

Liatai:-- *SNRK*

Justinian:"-- mfffff."

Gnogglebolt:"Yes, I told you it wold work! :D "

Gnogglebolt:*would


 * Sszeyl surfaces for air, and dives again.

Sszeyl:« 1d20+5 = 16 + 5 = 21 » Spot check!

Gnogglebolt:"By the way, can one get food around here?" Gnogglebolt says to the pile of snow.

Meany is disconnected.

Meany is disconnected.

TMG:aw darnit

Justinian:"Mffrggglmmfrggr..." A gauntletted hand surfaces from the snow and points to the food stand.

Gnogglebolt:"Thank you good sir. Enjoy your absence of heat!"

Justinian:*Note to self; ony ask a gnome for help if you really, really need it...*

Miranda:Miranda looks up from over the bar, and sees a pile of snow. Odd, considering how warm it is.

Densharr:This is the best image I can find of him at the moment. ^^'

TMG:sorry, was getting food.

Max:"Here's your cup back, ma'am. Could I swap it for a glass of water?"

Miranda:"Sure, just a sec~" Miranda takes the cup, swaps it for a clean one, then pours some cool water from a jug into it. "There ya' go." She smiles.

Liatai:OK, folks, time out! Meany's having connection troubles.

Liatai:I'm going to restart the server. Everyone remember the password?

Liatai:Wait...

Liatai:OK, restarting in 3...

Liatai:2...

Liatai:1...

You have disconnected.

Server started.

TMG has connected.

Faerie has connected.

Meany has connected.

TMG:alright, everyone hunky-dory?

Meany:Wee. :D

Meany:Yes, thanks.

TMG:hang on, whispering what you missed...

Meany:Wait!

Meany:Liatai already did. :o

TMG:oh, alright


 * Sszeyl surfaces for air, and dives again.

Sszeyl:« 1d20+5 = 9 + 5 = 14 » Spot check!

Max:Max returns the smile, and puts a few silver pieces down on the counter. "Thank you. It's not good to leave fuel in your mouth, after all. Makes everything after it taste like bad barbecue!"

Barbarus:"Denny! There you are!"

Densharr:"Ah, good day to you, Barbarus."

Trinnis:*hoots*

Liatai:You spot another sea star!

Barbarus:"I caught some fish over down the beach. Venezuela even snagged a barracuda! Want some?"

Faerie:...I encountered an "unexpected error"

Faerie:But...I think I'm stable.

Venezuela:*Uppity goldfish had it coming."

Venezuela:**Liatai:Same. It seems to be happening every time I move a token.

TMG:hrm, same thing, though I'm stable too

TMG:every time you move a token? o.o

TMG:that's, uh...that's not gonna work D:Densharr:"Barracuda? I can't say that I've ever tried barracuda... it should be a culinary adventure, hm?"

TMG:whoa, there it is again

Faerie:Yeah, just got 3 there.

Liatai:All righty, only one thing I can think of to do.

Liatai:Shut down MapTool and restart the server.

TMG:ah, dang.

TMG:Be sure to save the filler log :O

Meany:Jes. :O

Liatai:Of course. :3

Faerie:Is it saved yet?

Faerie:Don't close without saving! :U

Liatai:Yep.

Server started.

Meany has connected.

TMG has connected.

TMG:oh schiesle, I started on Blacksword Den O.O

TMG:didn't see anything though, it looked way zoomed in

TMG:quickly switched maps

Meany::PFaerie has connected.

TMG:quick, switch maps

TMG:you started on Blacksword Den, probably D:Faerie:That's what it said when it loaded.

Faerie:But all I see is a lot of...dirt I guess and a picture.

TMG:yes, switch maps

TMG:little world button at top-right

Liatai:I return!

Liatai:Yes, you shouldn't see anything on Blacksword Den. What you was was the shield.

Meany::PMeany:WB.

Liatai:The shield to prevent curious players from snooping. :P Hi.

Faerie:I was wondering if that's what it was. x3

Faerie:Nice picture though.

Barbarus:"Yes, an adventure indeed! Climb on, before those greedy humans steal the fish."

Densharr:"Ehe... if you don't mind, Barbarus, I would prefer to walk. It's a matter of knowing where exactly I'm going, you see." The lynx gives a gentle smile and taps his cane on the sand.

Densharr:"Please, go ahead with Venezuela, I will follow."

Barbarus:"Sure thing!"

Barbarus:"Hyaa!"

TMG:heh heh, turned the sand dragon into a glass dragon...just like Rise of Legends. :3

TMG:the Alin have fire dragons, sand dragons, and their ultimate unit, the glass dragon

Terri:"-- Oh! Mr. Sszeyl! There's someone new on the beach!"


 * Max goes to rinse the kerosene out of his mouth, politely out of sight.

Sszeyl:"Is there now?"

Densharr:"Ahh... it has been many years since I was last near the ocean."

Barbarus:"You can wax prose to the animals while I get this fish cooked."

Terri:"Uh-huh! And -- OOH! Mr. Sszeyl! Look! Look! Look near the castle!"


 * Barbarus drags the barracuda over to the snack area.

Sszeyl:"Why, I do believe that's a glass dragon."

Densharr:"Ehe... very well, Barbarus."

Miranda:"Hey there, cutie. Looking for some barracuda stew?"

Terri:"Yeah! Kethie's all shiny!"

Barbarus:"Aww, no grilled?"

Miranda:"I can grill it if you like. Just tell me how you want it."

Barbarus:"Fillets, please. :D"


 * Venezuela is the Punisher Mule.

Miranda:"Awesome, fillets it is!"

Faerie:Is it a separate check to clean the fish?

Faerie:Or is that a part of the cook check?


 * Densharr takes a seat on a towel, closing his eyes and enjoying the sea breeze.

Liatai:It's part of the cook check. :3


 * Justinian has finally worked his way out of the snow! Huzzah!

Miranda:Miranda takes the fish over to the counter, cleans it with her kukri, and lays the fillets on the grill. Cook « 1d20+4 = 19 + 4 = 23 »

Meany:And the snow machine spits out another blanket to cover him again.

Barbarus:"Ooh, smells delicious."


 * Venezuela glares at the ocean.


 * Venezuela glares at it so hard, the waters part.


 * Venezuela walks down the path out ot the island.


 * Venezuela naps.

Miranda:Miranda can, apparently, clean fish quite well, even with a large kukri. She waits until the fish is perfectly cooked, then slides a plate under it, and carries it back to Barbarus. "And may I say, that's quite the nice fish you brought me. Bon apetit!"

Liatai:I'll be back in two shakes, carry on with the shennanigans. :3

Barbarus::DBarbarus:"Thankee, here's your cash and tip."


 * Barbarus drops a few PP on the counter and skips off.

Barbarus:With the plate.

Miranda:"And thank you." Miranda tucks the money into a drawer under the counter.

Miranda:Looking down at Gnogglebolt. "Hey, welcome. Can I get you anything?"

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt, starting to get hungry himself, heads over to the food stand. With his...relatively diminished stature, he spends a moment climbing on top of a chair to see over the counter. "Hello there, I'm told this is the place to buy...food." A bar of bright red spreads across his face as he sees the figure before him, despite being dressed in "normal" beach attire.

Gnogglebolt:He shakes his head vigorously, and clears his threat. "Er, yes. What do you have for sale here?"

Gnogglebolt:*throat

Miranda:Miranda seems totally unphazed by Gnogglebolt's blush. "Well, I have a lot of fish. This is quite the good fishing beach, you know? But I seem to recall having some steaks in back, if you prefer. And while you wait, we have a selection of water, ale, wine...kerosene if you're ito that sort of thing."

Gnogglebolt:"Hmm...fish sounds good, I suppose I'll try some of that." Gnogglebolt lightly coughs into his hand, looking down.

Miranda:"Alright then, let's do this." Miranda bends over, pulling out a sizable chunk of barracuda from an icebox. "You want your fish grilled?"

Tezkat has connected.

TMG:Oh, hello, Tez.

TMG:Non-canon shenannigans, so grab a token and jump in ^^

Gnogglebolt:"Umm...." The stripe of red returns as she bends over. "S-Sure. Grilled. Yes. Grilled is good."

TMG:(....that is horribly out of context >.> )


 * Tezkat visits.

Tezkat:What map are y'all on?

TMG:Beach Filler

TMG:Got a token of y'self, tez?

Miranda:"Right-o, grilled it is~" She turns her back to Gnoggle bolt, taking a step and gently setting the fish down on the grill. Cook « 1d20+4 = 2 + 4 = 6 »

Faerie:Pft, fail.

Faerie:Is it edible, at least? >.>

Tezkat:Hmm. I think I did make one at one point.


 * Tezkat checks his laptop...

TMG:alex; liatai's afk at the moment, so I guess you have to judge for yourself .>

TMG:>.>

Faerie:>.>

Tezkat:Meh.


 * Tezkat can just make one...

Liatai:I return with dinner!

Liatai:-- Oh hey, we have a Tezkat among us. :O

Faerie:Liatai: cook check above?

Tezkat:What res tokens do you usually use?


 * Faerie was typing, but just saw Lia back.

TMG:tez; erm...we don't care about resolution. We just chuck something's face in tokentool :B

Liatai:Ouch!

Liatai:That dish ended up burnt. :Liatai:>:Faerie:Miranda goes to do some other things, rearranging some plates, but doesn't notice that the fish is starting to burn. She catches a whiff of it and looks quite flustered, hurriedly jumping to get it off the grill and set it down in front of Gnogglebolt. "Sorry, it's kinda...well-done. I could try again if you want, there's some more on ice."

Faerie:...

Faerie:Pretend I was impersonating Miranda there. >.>


 * Barbarus shares grilled barracuda with Denny.


 * Densharr noms.

TMG:("Miranda" has a tail, right?)

Liatai:Yep, so do the catfolk.

Faerie:Yep, big fluffy tail.

Gnogglebolt:As Miranda cooked the dish, facing away from Gnogglebolt he noticed her swishing tail...and stared at it for a few moments, slightly hypnotized. He then caught himself, shook his head again, and gave himself a light slap, just before she turned around and brought the fish over. "Ah...hmm...well, every day is an adventure, thank you." He says, passing some coin over the counter and taking a fork to the crispy fish.


 * Sszeyl pokes the glass castle.

Miranda:Miranda rubs the back of her head, and sets the coin into the drawer. "Thank you kindly."

Terri:"-- Ooh! New person! :D We're getting a lot of catfolk here today! Hi!"

Tezkat:Rawr.

Terri:"Rawr!"


 * Justinian fights his way out of the snow again, flopped over on top of the pile, panting.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt takes a bite of the fish, crunching on it. He looks ponderous for a moment, then smiles, taking another bite. "We Mazians do like them well-done."


 * Brian changes his sulking position from near a palm tree to on a blanket.


 * Sszeyl can see this change through the castle. :o


 * Trinnis flaps closer, eyeing the fish.

Sszeyl:"Hey, Brian! Good to see your not hiding under the trees anymore!!"

Miranda:Miranda does a little clap. "Glad you like it...or at least find it tolerable. Eheh."


 * Barbarus gives the owl a fillet.

Brian:*grump*

Trinnis:*... This is acceptable. Nom."

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt shrugs with another sheepish smile, and continues eating.


 * Tezkat saunters over to the bar.

Gnogglebolt:He also looks to his side as someone new approaches. "Oh, hello there, good sir."

Tezkat:Hey.

Miranda:Miranda turns to Tezkat and waves. "Heya, welcome. Care for anything to eat or drink?"

Tezkat:"Hmm..." The dark feline leans towards the barkeep and smiles. "Tell me about the specials..."

Miranda:"Well, I always have a selection of fresh fish--People fish on this beach you know, and bring their catch to me. People seem to prefer grilled, though just ask if you want anything different. We also have some steak, if you prefer a 'turf' option."

Faerie:(I'm actually going to have to afk briefly to help with dinner though.)

Densharr:Listen check - « 1d20+12 = 17 + 12 = 29 »

Barbarus:"Sense a disturbance in the Force, Denny?"

Faerie:(I'll be back in a few minutes though.)

Barbarus: (( Seeya, Alex! ))

Liatai:Seeya, bon appetit. :3

Densharr:"A disturbance in the...? Oh, no, no, just a new voice near what I assume is a food stand over there."

Densharr:"Two new voices, actually."

Terri:"Come on, Bri! Let's make a sand village! Every castle needs a bunch of people around it!"

Barbarus:"That is a food stand and those are new voice. Venezuela says they're guests, and that we should be polite to them. Of course her definiton of polite is her not ragekilling people's faces."

Densharr:"Ahh." Small bite of fish. "Who are these new guests?"

Brian:"... You're just going to rampage over them, aren't you?"

Terri:"... Nooooooo..." Bluff check!

Brian:Bluff check FAIL. :P

Sszeyl:« 1d20+2 = 4 + 2 = 6 »

Sszeyl:Fails to build a sand house. :P

Terri:« 1d20+2 = 13 + 2 = 15 »

Tezkat:Tezkat licks his chops as he sniffs the aroma wafting over from the grill. "Ah. So what's the catch of the day? I enjoy a good grilled fish. With fish that fresh, I wouldn't even mind sashimi."

Terri:« 1d20+2 = 9 + 2 = 11 »

Brian:"..."

Barbarus:"That's Tezkat. He's what's called a Server Moderator, or something. The other one's Miranda. She's related to Elros in some bizarre metaphysical way."

Barbarus:"Possibly a past life."

Brian:« 1d20+5 = 4 + 5 = 9 »

Brian:Fail sand house. :P

Densharr:"Miranda? A woman? I was certain that the other voice I heard was male..."

Barbarus:"That would be Tezkat."

Barbarus:"Tezkat can exist in multiple places at once."

Densharr:"Goodness."

Densharr:"And sound like a male gnome, apparently."

Liatai:*snerk*


 * Another Tezkat senses someone talking about him...

Barbarus:"See? He's here right now."

Densharr:"Hm? Oh, hello there..."

Another Tezkat:"Hey there."


 * Trinnis ruffles his feathers.


 * Venezuela gives the Tezkats the Eye of Sauron.


 * Tezkat inspects the the Eye of Sauron and puts it in his pocket.

Tezkat:"Thanks. I always wanted one of those!"

Venezuela:*You're welcome.*

Densharr:"It is a fine day, no?"

Barbarus:"A bit brisk. But maybe that's because I'm in a breechcloth."

Terri:« 1d20+2 = 12 + 2 = 14 » Sandcastle-making check!

Sszeyl:« 1d20+2 = 5 + 2 = 7 »


 * Terri then steps back to admire her work... then holds her hands in front of her like a raptor and proceeds to stomp her way through the mock village. "Raaaaaarrr!!"

Faerie:(I'm back for a few minutes, at least.)

Faerie:(I suspect dinner proper will be soon.)

TMG:ah, hmm.

Faerie:I need to use the restroom as it is though. >.>

Faerie:brb

Liatai:Ah, Tech is alive! :O

TMG:huh?

TMG:what about me? o.o

Faerie:Back again.

Faerie:Don't know how long though.

Liatai:It had been a while since you last spoke, I didn't know if you'd disconnected. ^^'

Liatai:Welcome back!

Meany:Welcome back. :o

TMG:liatai; oh, sorry, it's just that not much has been going on

TMG:and random sillyness really isn't my strong suit ^^;


 * Justinian stumbles out of the snow. "... snooooow..."

Liatai:Ah. XD

Densharr:"... Did someone just say 'snow?'"

Barbarus:"Yep."

Barbarus:"The lifeguard was covered in it for hours now."

Densharr:"... How?"

Barbarus:"Haven't you noticed the sharks coming ashore to laugh at him?"

Barbarus:"Science, apparently."

Densharr:"I'm afraid I am unacquainted with the sound of shark laughter, so I may have missed it," the lynx says with a small grin.

Densharr:"What you describe sounds more like magic to me; any scientist would note that it is far too warm for snow, even though it is... 'brisk.'"

Justinian:"Too warm for snow, the cat says... brrrrr."

Faerie:(Time for dinner here. >..)

Faerie:*>.>

Liatai:Seeya :3

TMG:seeya

Barbarus: (( TTFN. ))

Faerie:(I'll stay online to get the log, but I won't respond to anything people say until I'm back. :P)


 * Venezuela gives the snow such a look that it combusts. Not melts, not converts to steam. That snow is on fire.

Justinian:"-- THE LIFEGUARD TOWER!!"

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt looks over.

Gnogglebolt:"...Oh dear. That is outside of typical operational parameters."

Justinian:"Waterwaterwaterwater --" Clank clank clank, the guard heads toward the ocean.


 * Tezkat picks up a glass of flaming snow and adds rum, because that makes everything better.

Justinian:"-- Bucket! Needabucketneedabucket --" Clank clank clank.

Gnogglebolt:"Wait!"

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt stands up, holding a wrench up.

Gnogglebolt:"I can fix that!"

Justinian:"Waterwaterwater -- AUGH RUN AWAY THE GNOME HAS A WRENCH"

Justinian:*clankclankclankclankclankclankclankclank*

Terri:"Hey! That was my village!"

TMG:Heehee. x3

Densharr:"... Barbarus, tell me... do I really want to know what is going on?"


 * Tezkat has apparently invented a new drink.

Barbarus:"No, not really."

Densharr:"... ah." Densharr says a few things in Sylvan to Trinnis, who proceeds to swivel his feathered head about eighty degrees away from the flaming snow.

Tezkat:Oops. Dinner time.

Meany:I'm out of ideas.

Meany:Seeya, Tez.

TMG:seeya too, tez

Liatai:What say we extinguish the flaming snow and either take a break here or leave off here? :3

Gnogglebolt:"I can do that! I can fix it!"

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt wades out to the water, and starts building. Craft (Technological Device) « 1d20+13 = 18 + 13 = 31 »

Gnogglebolt:The framework of...something... appears in front of Barbarus and Densharr

Densharr:"... Something tells me we should be getting out of the way."

Gnogglebolt:awww xD

Gnogglebolt:Craft again! « 1d20+13 = 15 + 13 = 28 »

Gnogglebolt:The framework starts getting filled in.

Barbarus:"If he does anything stupid, Venezuela will do violence to him, Denny. Remember?"

Gnogglebolt:"Yes! I can see it! It's all so clear, so perfect! The hydrodyne principal through the flow vectors! It will work!"

Gnogglebolt:Craft again: « 1d20+13 = 2 + 13 = 15 »

Venezuela:*You make me get up, gnome boy, and I will whoop you little white ass so damn hard.*

Gnogglebolt:*whang* "Ouch! Thf'laggin gashtor!"

Gnogglebolt:in the Sparky Madness Place, Gnogglebolt is oblivious to all :U

Densharr:"Friend, I am an alchemist. I am well-acquainted with both wizards and scientists. When either takes on that tone of voice and begins to speak in specialized language, it's safest to step back and get out of the way." ^^;

Gnogglebolt:Craft once more: « 1d20+13 = 5 + 13 = 18 »

Gnogglebolt:*cllllllunk* "No, wait...no, that's not right, that can't be right....."

Gnogglebolt:"It must be better! I can do better than this!"

Gnogglebolt:"It will be a marvel! A wonder! A thing of beauty!"


 * Papa cracks an eye open, looks at the flaming snow... and then puts his paws over his head and shuts his eyes.


 * Venezuela teleports over.


 * Venezuela grabs Barbie by the ear.


 * Venezuela teleports him over to Denny.

Gnogglebolt:Craft again: « 1d20+13 = 18 + 13 = 31 »


 * Venezuela teleports back.

Liatai:Ah, that's where Venezuela went! XD

Gnogglebolt:"Ha! Ahahaa! It is done!"

Gnogglebolt:There are no multitiudes of levers, but rather, one very large level on the side.

Gnogglebolt:The lever is bigger than gnogglebolt, in fact. He jumps up, grabs it, and starts wriggling, trying to pull it down. It creeeeaks and does so...

Machine?:SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!

Machine?:A huuuuge horizontal collumn of water burst out of the front of the machine as it begins to drain the water behind it.

Gnogglebolt:"Suc-cess!"

Gnogglebolt:"See! I told ya I'd fix it!"

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt just stands by as the machine continues to work, grinning happily even as the torrent of water is unreleneting.


 * Sszeyl punches the machine.

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 9 + 3 = 12 » Strength check!

Max:"Bahamut persvek Celestia! I think it's out, Mister Sparkgear, I think it's out!"

Water Cannon Machine:Strong metal machine is strong?

Sszeyl:And again.

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 14 + 3 = 17 » Strength check!

Water Cannon Machine:Grrrrrroan. But still going.

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 10 + 3 = 13 » Strength check!

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 8 + 3 = 11 » Strength check!

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 5 + 3 = 8 » Strength check!

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 14 + 3 = 17 » Strength check!

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 1 + 3 = 4 » Strength check!

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 6 + 3 = 9 » Strength check!

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 12 + 3 = 15 » Strength check!

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 4 + 3 = 7 » Strength check!

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 17 + 3 = 20 » Strength check!

Sszeyl:>:[

Water Cannon Machine:Crrrrr-CLUNK-CRASH.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt walks around to the front of the machine, and observes that the water is not flowing anymore.

Gnogglebolt:He looks at the machine, and observes that it is broken.

Liatai:... >.>

Liatai:« 1d20 = 1 »

Gnogglebolt:He looks at sszeyl, and gives him a kicked puppydog look.

Liatai:... Where did those water tokens go? >:3

Gnogglebolt::cSszeyl:"Look over there, Gnogglebolt."

Sszeyl:"You see those baby sea turtles on the beach?"

Gnogglebolt:"Look over--"

Sszeyl:"They weren't there before, were they?"

Water Cannon Machine:SPLOOOOSH>

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 10 + 3 = 13 » Strength check!

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 7 + 3 = 10 » Strength check!

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 3 + 3 = 6 » Strength check!

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 10 + 3 = 13 » Strength check!

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 9 + 3 = 12 » Strength check!

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 9 + 3 = 12 » Strength check!

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 12 + 3 = 15 » Strength check!

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 10 + 3 = 13 » Strength check!

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 14 + 3 = 17 » Strength check!

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 18 + 3 = 21 » Strength check!

Water Cannon Machine:Crrnch.

Water Cannon Machine:The gnome is nowhere to be found.

Sszeyl:"Papa!"

Sszeyl:"Find Gnogglebolt. :O"

Papa:*Woof!*

Papa:*sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff*

Papa:*sniff sniff sniff*

Papa:*sniff sniff sniff*

Papa:*sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff*

Water Cannon Machine:I calculate that due to the velocity of the hydrostream and the mass of a low-wisdom gnome, he is....

Water Cannon Machine:"a home run", as it were. Out of the park. Shazam, heeeeeee's outta here.

Sszeyl:"....Sharky?"

Shark:*flop flop gasp gasp*


 * Faerie re-returns

TMG:(oh, you'll want to read up, alex x3 )


 * Sszeyl picks up the sharky, and throws it back into the water.

Shark:*SPLOOSH*

Tharky:"OW!"

Faerie:...


 * Faerie un-returns, being called away to help.

Tharky:"Hey, who threw a gnome over here? He hit me and I was offscreen!"


 * Sszeyl starts tipping the machine over.

Tharky:"I'm not even IN this campaign yet!"

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt is carried back, limp in Papa's jowls

Papa:*Hey hey look I found him! :D

Papa:*Am I a good dog or what? :D*

Sszeyl:"I certainly hope someone knows healing magics."

Sszeyl:"Or someone's gotta give the Gnome the French Kiss of Life."

TMG:(aw dangit, browser just locked up, this may follow)


 * Papa nudges the gnome with his nose. Hey, you alive?

TMG:(but keep going)

Gnogglebolt:@_@

Gnogglebolt:x_x

Barbarus:"Venezuela!"

Papa:« 1d8+5 = 5 + 5 = 10 » Cure Light Wounds!

TMG is disconnected.


 * Venezuela transforms into Sailor Moon. Smacks the gnome until he wakes up.


 * Venezuela then teleports back.

TMG has connected.

TMG:what was the last thing I sent that was seen?

Liatai:Gnogglebolt: x_x

TMG:ah, so that did make it through.

Gnogglebolt:"ghuuuuu......."

Faerie:Okay, NOW I'm back.

Faerie:What did I miss?

TMG:read up, read way up x3

Liatai:Yyyyyeah. X3

Gnogglebolt:"That....was...."

Gnogglebolt:"...within operational parameters." :B

Brian:"... what."

Gnogglebolt:"I feel fuzzy...."

Papa:*That's just me propping you up. Hi. :B*

Gnogglebolt:While lying in the sand, a dazed look on his face, Gnogglebolt raises both arms to the air.

Gnogglebolt:"Suc-cess!"

Faerie:...


 * Faerie sneeeeerks

TMG::3Max:"... Guess we should be thankful that didn't hit any buildings..."

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt stands up, stumbling left and right with no sense of balance, and a totally unfocused look in his eyes.

Justinian:"What do you mean, thankful?! Look at my chair!!!"

Justinian:*clank clank clank clank*

Gnogglebolt:"Invisible airwaves crackle with life... bright antennae bristle with the energy..."

Justinian:"That's city property, that is!"

Gnogglebolt:"Emotional feedback on a timeless wavelength...bearing a gift beyond price, almost free..." He continues humming off-key as he stumbles about


 * Papa looks around, then proceeds to follow the gnome...

Gnogglebolt:He flumphs back don on the sad, humming nonsensically.

Gnogglebolt:*down

Gnogglebolt:*and rolling around


 * Papa nudges the gnome. Uh, you okay dude?

Densharr:"... Do you understand what I mean now, Barbarus?" ^^;

Miranda:Miranda returns from having done something. That apparently took her a couple hours, so she missed everything. Perhaps best to not ask what. She peers over the bar, wondering what's up.

Barbarus:"Venezuela would've stopped that. You've seen her do worse. :P"

Faerie:Fff, brb


 * Barbarus points at Trinnis.

Densharr:"Seen?" Densharr grins wryly, then adjusts his glasses.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt lazily and clumsily pats at Papa. "Doggie...."

Papa:*Yes I am, how good of you to notice. :B*

Gnogglebolt:He then curls up. "Urrrgh, my head..." He sits up, looking around. "What happened?"

Barbarus:"Trinnis has. Ask him."

Gnogglebolt:"Oh, hello Papa."

Papa:*Hi. :3*

Faerie:re-re-back.

TMG:and Miranda and Elro's reactions at what they see now? :U

Justinian:"H-hey! You! That chair was city property!"

Gnogglebolt:"Hmm? CHair?"

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt leans over, looking past Justinian.

Gnogglebolt:"The chair is broken?"


 * Justinian points in the direction of the lifeguard chair... er, former lifeguard chair.

Gnogglebolt:He gets a happy face, and holds up his wrench. "I can fix that!"

Justinian:"Of course it's broken! It's been snowed on and set on fire and blasted with -- NO NO NO NO NO NO FIXING NO FIXING"


 * Justinian flails wildly.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt stares up at Justinian.

Gnogglebolt:"No...fixing?"

Gnogglebolt::cLiatai:*snrrrrrrk*

TMG:(hey, I actually had to spend ten seconds getting over a real snrk-fit before I could type xD )

Justinian:"No fixing! Just... Heironeous, can't you just pay a fine like a normal person?"

Justinian:"Lord above, I'm surrounded by lunatics..."

Justinian:*clank clank clank*

Justinian:*heads to the hammock*

Liatai:*SNAP*

Gnogglebolt:"But...why do a fine when you can do a favor...I really can fix it..." :c

Justinian:"OWWCH!"

Liatai:The hammock breaks under the weight of Justinian plus armor.

Justinian:"... I'm going home..." ;.;

Gnogglebolt:"I can fix that!"

Justinian:"AAAAAUGH"

Justinian:"I'M GOING HOME FASTER!!!"

TMG:ahha... wooo...oh man...

Liatai:Not going to lie, LOL is accurate here. X3

Faerie:(Sorry, was called away. Again.)

TMG:dang, text just can't convey how much I was laughigng, and pretending after I can gather myself enough to type feels like cheating. x3 )

TMG:(But thate my word for it, I just spent the last 20 minutes with my face on my desk xD )

TMG:*but take

TMG:erLiatai:Heeheheeeheeheeheeheehee XD

TMG:20 secondsa

TMG:geeze, not minutes

TMG:Erg. x_x

TMG:But yeah, I was seriously laughing.

Meany:It's been seven hours since this affair began.

Liatai:Shall we leave it off there, before anything else gets broken? X3

Meany:I think that's a bit more than a mini-session, yes? :B

Meany::PTMG:Now...the host springs map for sometime during the week! :D

TMG:*hot

Faerie:Right, leave it off right when I get back. x3

TMG:aww, sorry alex x3

Liatai:Aack, sorry Fae x3

TMG:Miranda and Elros can still say things, and we'll respond

Meany::PTMG:go ahead

TMG:what do they have to say about what they've just seen?

Faerie:No, no, just remarking. x3

TMG:but really, what do they have to say about the spectacle before them? ;)

Terri:"Do it again!" :D

Brian:"NO!!!"

Terri::cFaerie:Sorry for being away, by the way. We're having work done on the kitchen tomorrow, and I was being called to help transplant anything we need to a different room.

TMG:no worries, you were gone for maybe about as long as I was this morning x3

Liatai:Yeah, no worries at all. x3

Faerie:That's why I was all "Hey, I'm back!" "Alex, could you come help this-and-that?" "...I'm not back!"

TMG:heh

Liatai:Righto, shall we return to the IRC? :3

TMG:I'm good for anything

Faerie:Whatever you guys want.

TMG:I still want to know wat Miranda and Alex have to say x3

TMG:erTMG:miranda and elros

Faerie::PMeany is disconnected.

TMG:alright, guess that's to the IRC it is

Elros:Elros is of the opinion that, next time, he's going to find somewhere quiet to nap. And somewhere not surrounded by people blasting water cannons.

TMG:got the second half of the log, liatai?

Liatai:Yep!

TMG:heh, expected from elros x3

Miranda:Miranda is just happy that her bar is intact. Is sad that the gnome left though. He was fun to tease.

TMG:heh |3

Liatai:Shutting down in 3...

Liatai:2...

Liatai:2 and a half...

Liatai:1...

You have disconnected.