Session 103

Glitch has connected.

Meany has connected.

Ghostwish has connected.

* Meany chops down Tathi's house with a herring.

Ghostwish:Her house is herring proof. Try tuna.

Meany:Nah.

* Meany escalates to sailfish.

Liatai:Oop, forgot to turn Sheyth's house visible.

Ghostwish:Hrm, well, let's see if I can backwards Aelian's skill ranks. :.

Ghostwish:I need to go ahead and make him a mythweavers sheet anywho.

Meany:Progress~

Meany:Just a note, I'm going to have to take a break in a bit.

Meany:To help grandma/greatgrandma unload groceries.

Meany::v

Meany:What map are we on, anyway?

Meany:Also data-changes from last game?

Glitch:still on temple of pelor, about to change

Glitch:'data-changes'?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">EXP.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Also no you're not. :p

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I checked map explorer, Sszeyl isn't on this map.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Check Yoriver - Sheythsanthi's House.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Loadin'.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I took the liberty of vworping everyone beforehand. :3

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Alright.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">So, lowdown.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Wtf are we doing here? =3=

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Here, use this.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Wait, what? Who is that? What is that? I don't remember this. Did the DM explain that? Is that part of our objectives?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Nah.

<font color="#0000ff">Dr. Hatari has connected.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Tathi's hips are too skinny for me.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">YoDok.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh... right. ^^;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Meany left before the plotbomb happened.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Yeah.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...also, I thought there'd be a little more RP just before leaving the temple, but okay. &gt;.&gt; Still busy though

Liatai:<font color="#000000">http://akellon.wikia.com/wiki/Session_102

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">What kind of RP?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ctrl + F &quot;Suddenly, more cute rogues arrive!&quot; and read from there. :3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">No sure. I need to reread the end of last session log. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">brb afk

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Half the party is rushing out the door under the impression that NPCs just declared, &quot;A MAN IS GOING TO DIE RIGHT NOW UNLESS WE BEAT THE DEVILS THERE&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I am not sure who you plan to RP with. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... seconding Hatari's question. Everyone except Gnogglebolt -- yeah. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">did anyone ever say he was going to die, though? I thought he was just being arrested...

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Long story short.. Sheyth likely has a lot of info, annnnnd devils are coming knocking..

Liatai:<font color="#000000">These are -devils.-

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Phrase not found.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&gt;:u

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I was wondering why people were flipping out so bad in the first place.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Arrested&quot;, glitch. Wait, no, let me try again.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's implied that being arrested by devils is as bad or worse than dying.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Even if he's getting arrested, that's worse than death.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF"> &quot; Arrested &quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Aha.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">There.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Try just &quot;cute rogues.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Got it.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Woo. :3

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I did. :3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">....so, what about all the people being held in jail right now who were previously arrested that we intend to free when time allows? &gt;.&gt;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">why isn't anyone flipping the fuck out so hard for -them-? :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">read: &quot;intent to free ASAP.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Olidamarrans hide worry with a smile.

* Dr. Hatari just squints.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">ASAP, yes, but still, no one flipped out -this- hard for the people who've already been arrested in the past and held for weeks.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">What part of deathsquad roving inbound escapes you

Glitch:<font color="#000000">So I was very confused.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">All of it, apparently.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Olidamarrans hide pretty much everything with smiles. &gt;.&gt;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">They do not have people in jail.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Also, not &quot;held for weeks.&quot; At the most, a few days. The raid on the Bee and Flower wasn't that long ago.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">They have corpses.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">In a pile.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Nevermind the argument that, &quot;We're in a war; lots of people have died. Why do we care if this other person dies?&quot; has certain flaws.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">In that is an argument Miron is only allowed to use.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">:D

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Speaking of.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Days, then. Still, that's a significant chunk of time to be worrying so hard about someone who's -about- to be arrested. Why, if it didn't involve metagaming my personality, I'd suggest letting the guy get arrested, then bust him out -and- the others all in one fell swoop. :B When talking about freeing the people in jail, everyone was all like &quot;So, we'll bust 'em out, then everything will be all fine and dandy, nothing that bad happened.&quot; No one made any big deal over the fact that they -have- been there for days. :B

<font color="#0000ff">VAE has connected.

* Dr. Hatari smacks.

* Dr. Hatari smacks the fuck out of

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You just want us to stay so you can RP whatever thing

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Actually, no. I don't even remember what it was. -3-

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Good, then we're leaving

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... Tech are you a robot? =3= *BRICK'D*

VAE:<font color="#000000">What?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Who smacks who where

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I was just saying. I even said I specifically -wasn't- going to do it because it'd involve metagaming.

VAE:<font color="#000000">why is what happening where to whom

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hi VAE. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I'm not trying to hold anything up. I was just expressing why I was confused.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">:B

VAE:<font color="#000000">for fuck's sake people, I need to be filled in to what's going on

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Tech is stealing Miron's arguments.

VAE:<font color="#000000">okay, can someoen tell me what was said up to now?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You can join Liatalk if you want filled in

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Since you're not, deal with living in the dark ages

VAE:<font color="#000000">nevar.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Done.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Besides.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">danman; it wasn't that big of a deal. I was just OOC confused about something, and people seem to have taken exception with my reasons for being confused. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sheyth is a -Mace Senior Inquisitor.- Who's to say he's going to be held -anywhere near- the &quot;common Olidamarran rabble?&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">now -that's- a point I can comprehend. :B

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">You were subject to a logical fallacy.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">It had to be corrected.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Yeah. Because Liatai said it. -.-

Glitch:<font color="#000000">anyway, brb afk

VAE:<font color="#000000">That's one thing

VAE:<font color="#000000">Other thing is.. I don't know about Whitaker, but if Miron was in the charge of the branch, there'd be an interrogation, and a field trial

VAE:<font color="#000000">all of it taking under a day.

VAE:<font color="#000000">i.e. by the time you'd move your asses, there'd be fly eggs on Senior Inquisitor Sheythshanti.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Pretty much. ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean, they KNOW there's the renegades who, like most Mace officers are loyal to their sorts. Keeping him alive somewhere is an unmitigated security risk, unless as trap bait.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Look at what Roy almost did.

VAE:<font color="#000000">The first he heard of it, he leapt up and went to save his arse.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Also, regarding the prisoners, I think you may be forgetting that the PCs are not the only movers and shakers there. When the raid happened? Heck yes the Olidamarrans tried to save their own. That's the reason any of them are here to talk to you. Over the last few days, there have been small probing raids to extract prisoners and get information. The operation being planed is the big final swoop.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And, don't think the rest of them don't lknow that.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yep, Liatai is perfectly right.

* Teeny Rin 2 is quietly amused by how terrifying the Kordites look when present in the same room as Pelorites. They look like villains or henchmen.

VAE:<font color="#000000">We aren't the only ones there, and we aren't even the most important ones

* Liatai looks back over the temple maps.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Mission accomplished? :B *brick'd*

Oh joy you found the trap room!:<font color="#000000">... this was the file name of the GM token I just dragged out for the occasion. How appropriate!

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">We all gonna die.

GM:<font color="#000000">Before that, though! Let's get some character questions rolling! Meany, you caught up?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">You bettah pray ta Jayzus that I don't die.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">You first. Yes, I pretyped this.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Or everyone on this continent is dead.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Found some trollan. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Where?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Did you now? &gt;:3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">NOPE.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">NOPE.

* Dr. Hatari is bricked.

* VAE mrow

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">NOPE.

GM:<font color="#000000">Oh! By the way, while I'm thinking about it.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Since I suspect character questions will be irreparably stymied until curious Liatai finds it, one of the half-orc tokens is nope.jpg.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Personally, I think it's an improvement. *bricked*

GM:<font color="#000000">Could I direct your attention to the token properties for a moment?

GM:<font color="#000000">You'll notice I've added a few properties. Got a little tired of trying to squeeze in immunities/resistances, SR, and DR into any possible slot.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Set! :3

* Ghostwish runs.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">There's no

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">'Weaknesses' line. &gt;: Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Added. :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">All Lazaruses ever: Weaknesses: 'Cute things' =w=

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Weaknesses, I put on the immunities/resistances line. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Usually I put immunities first, then resist (whatever it is), then weak to (whatever)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Also.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I feel like we have a seriously pared down party on this operation.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">..I feel that way..

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Do what in the who now????

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Even though we still have ten freakin combatants.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">AKELLON.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">So.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">what does pared down mean????

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&gt;&gt;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Cut down on.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Lessened the number of.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Reduced. Unless I spelled pared wrong.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Decreased in numerical value.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">It derives its name from gardening.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">The act of paring.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">With paring shears.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

VAE:<font color="#000000">Look, it isn't proper combat until it's an hour per turn

Liatai:<font color="#000000">http://www.thefreedictionary.com/pare+down

Liatai:<font color="#000000">http://www.thefreedictionary.com/pare

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also.. Will we see some rat yaoi with Nils and Kor?

GM:<font color="#000000">Now that we've had our vocabulary lesson for the day... Character questions!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">and back

* VAE trololol

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;Does your character enjoy surprises?&quot;

Kor:<font color="#9933FF">Bitch I'm only hot for Nico!

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh sure. Leave me behind to keep a low profile, then take a twelve foot tall glowing man with you.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Moderately.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">to reiterate, what I was saying earlier was -not- something I ever had even the slightest intention of having Gnogglebolt say IC. It was pure OOC confusion.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Ah ha ha ha, nice try GM. Not falling for that one.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;No, definitely not.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;In my line of work, surprises usually mean that someone kicks the bucket. So... fuck them with a shovel.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Yeah, that was somewhat pointed out--oh, -now- I remember.

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Surprises around me typically become archery targets or chew toys.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">There was a time when I would've said 'yes'..

Edaric:<font color="#000000">... what kind of surprises? I'm all for good surprises, but the kind you get as an adventurer are rarely good. &gt;.&gt;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">The last piece of RPing that I didn't think had been finished last time was whether or not Serrierr was definitively going. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">... There was a time. &gt;.&gt;;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">No, no, and no. I do not like surprises.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">But I have entirely enough excitement in my life now.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I prefer when everything goes according to the plan, like a checklist. Item by item, step by step.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Ed knows how it is. =3=

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;Has your character ever killed anyone?&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(also, I just remembered the -other- bit of OOC confusion I had)

* VAE sounds an airhorn at Tech

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">...

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;This question feels out of context.. We're adventurers..&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Agreeing with Tathi on this one..&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">... not... directly, I think. &gt;.&gt; Though it probably depends on your definition of 'anyone.' It gets fuzzy in a land of non-humanoid sentients.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Yes. Lots.

* Thomas Lazarus gibbs slaps Devin.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Yes. Lots.

* Sszeyl fistpups Swallowtai.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">swallowtail too.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(So, the roguefamily met devils en-route to Shy's house. Then, as far as I understand, roguefamily engaged and then disengaged, turning around and headed to Pelor temple. While the devils hey met continued forth. So...isn't Shy going to most definitely be gone by the time we get there, because the roguefamily had to come to -us-, inform us, and then we had to sally forth in the time it took devils to just head forth from where they were?)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Most definitely&quot;, no.

GM:<font color="#000000">Ow ow ow okay. x3 I know we've done this one before, but. &quot;Has your character ever broken any laws? Did she get caught?&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(I assume that this is either being handwaved or there's a crucial detail I'm missing. :B )

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Most of the time, we don't - we arrest the fucks, both to get information for them, and to make sure they're dealt with publicly. That said.. it does happen on occassion.&quot;

* Tathi gibbs-slaps Devin. &gt;:|

GM:<font color="#000000">... this question's being asked during a bad time to ask it.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Yes.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">And yes.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Of course not. That assumes a lot about their current pace. Such as, 'groups 2-X presently in motion at all' and 'he has no ability to slow them down whatsoever, even though we've been briefed explicitly to the contrary'.

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;Does your character keep in touch with childhood friends? Which ones and why?&quot;

* Edaric points to Aelian. :3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;My word. If.. hell, if it wasn't Anise telling me all the shit, and if Gradia didn't trust that malconvoker so damn much...&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">... not as much as I'd like. Too far away right now.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Yes. In that he is a houseguest.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I still feel bad about all of this, especially listening to what some of the rabble and scum we have to fight with want us to do. Release prisoners indiscriminately and shit like that.. it's just.. no.&quot;

Ennis Baker:<font color="#000000">Dear, you're still a child.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">But another friend of mine....

* Swallowtail jolts.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">How you know -- I mean -- I am not!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">He's probably been put to the task of hunting me down and strangling me to death.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">That will be fun.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Childhood friends...Very funny. Fuck you too, question voice, fuck you with a spider leg.&quot;

Ennis Baker:<font color="#000000">I've been working as a bartender for years, Amayan. You get a sense for who's underage.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;No. Most of mine are either dead, or moved to other elven colonies..&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">... T_T I don't have any real friends.

* Aelian points at Edaric.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Not especially. I moved away. If you count the folks at the church in Castleton, I do visit them every once in a blue moon.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">They're here.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Time to unload groceries.

GM:<font color="#000000">... This question is clearly also not meant for adventurers, but it might be interesting for your characters to rate themselves on this. &quot;How well can your character defend himself in a fight? Has he ever had to?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Not as well as I'd like. &gt;:\ Need to get stronger.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Defense? Pft. Offense is the best defense.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Fairly well.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">It depends on if there is cover, and whether the fight is on my terms or an ambush. There are many factors to consider in a fight.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm not a great fighter, unless it comes to spellcasting, though that one fist fight in Lorellon was hillarious. Never would have thought I could dodge so well.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">I can run pretty well if things become too... what is the word?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Especially after the monk beat Sszeyl in a round or so.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Hairy? Why is a dangerous situation called &quot;hairy&quot; in Common? This is a very strange language.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;As for the second part.. I had to. And Swallowtail. It's called that because if the situation is hairy, and stinks from a mile, it means you're heading towards the arse of it.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I may be a Pelorite.. and everyone might think of me as a big softie.. but. There's a reason I was handed over to the templars after my acolyte training. The same reason I've taken it upon myself to be a demonhunter instead of a community priest. Yes, I can fight. I can defend myself with the best of them. I'm tough! &gt;:|

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Now maybe. Last year I could still noogie-lock you at will and you would just be like, &quot;Oh, waahn, sis, quiddit~&quot; |D

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I did not. =///=

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;What sorts of dreams does your character typically have?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Haven't we done this one before?

GM:<font color="#000000">Shush you.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">My answer is still boring. {:|

GM:<font color="#000000">We may need a new source of character questions. I open the floor. Anybody got a question?

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Where do you see yourself in 20 years?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Home.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh my.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">That's.... .... ... a very good question.

<font color="#0000ff">Railock has connected.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What sort of dreams do I have.... that's sort of like asking what sort of fleas does Smoke have.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">I don't know. Life's too full of change right now. Where I hoped to be and what I hoped to be doing are no longer possibilities... But hey. Fjarlanghn's wisdom. Enjoy the journey, and make the best of wherever you end up. :3

Edaric:<font color="#000000">*Fharlanghn. He's not a Nord god. =3= *brick'd*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Big, nasty, and hard to chase off.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hmm. Now I'm wondering what Ed originally wanted to do. :.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And you *really* don't want either near you when you're asleep.&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">Smoke doesn't have fleas! &gt;:|

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...might've been said before, but I can't rememeber. ^^;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;:o

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">How will we ever find ou--hmm.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">... ... ...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Hey Ed, what did you hope to be doing in twenty years? *bricked!*

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Nice try. XP

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;My arse he doesn't.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Ah well. That usually works. Was worth a shot. \o/

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I see myself teaching my first batch of students their master-level techniques.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Krunk: &quot;Strange. That usually works.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Not without a pint or three, my friend. =3=

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ezma: &quot;And so does THIS!&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Two and a half. He's a lightweight.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Krunk: &quot;Ah. Should have seen that one coming. AAAAAAAaahhhhhhhh hhhh....&quot;

Railock:<font color="#000000">okay. I'm here

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Welcome to Lia's House of Homecooking.

* Railock wishes I could have some home cooking

Railock:<font color="#000000">lots of homework due this week, and havent worked as much as I should due to finishing moving and cleaning old hell hole

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">No RAM eh

Railock:<font color="#000000">so depending on how much I get done during game today, gv may be cancelled. being sick all week and now almost all my classes assigned me work while I was gone

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">And just because: http://gamingtranscribed.tumblr.com/image/31989696061

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Slow cooker meals, maybe?

Railock:<font color="#000000">ram I think said somethin of backing out for remainder of the time he's in afghani land cause he's been missing so much

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hatari; yeah, Ram's temporarily dropping out until he gets home. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Fair enough.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Can't remember what was decided Shankfang is doing now in the meantime. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Helping with the defense on the home front.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It doesn't matter.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">He would bitch and complain and do nothing until he found some screw-off task to distract himself with anyways.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Checkin' supper supplies...

GM:<font color="#000000">Let's begin the recap.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Got spam. I'm good. :3

GM:<font color="#000000">POP QUIZ!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;In twenty years... there are many things. I might still be alive... maybe, just maybe I'll have that &quot;Sun Raider&quot; scum behind bars, and something done about the rest of the lolthians... why not.. who knows, I might even get promoted to Senior Inquisitor, and ask Gradia out. Who knows... like the dwarves say, the future is carved in stone but it is us who cut its letters.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh noes D: GM:<font color="#000000">Name one faction involved in the meeting at the end of last session. Bonus points if you can name a person in it.

GM:<font color="#000000">No, you may not repeat the answers of those before you. =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">Leaden Mace Society

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Kordites. Baker family.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Raiders, Altonor. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">And Gradia Thorngage

GM:<font color="#000000">Bzzzzt. Sorry, Tech, the Baker family are not Kordites. *brick'd*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Th-t-the-th-VIGILANT GUARDIANS &gt;.&gt;;;;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Them's rogues. :P

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...Um, no, I was counting them as a faction. :B

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=_=

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Kordites and Baker Family. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Wanton criminals, Tomiko Lazarus!

* Ghostwish runs.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">not baker family -of- kordites. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">if it makes you feel better, Olidamarrans/Baker Family. :B

GM:<font color="#000000">Better. Though you can see I brick'd myself. I was kidding. :P

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Wanton criminals faction consists solely of the party blood relatives.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Is this awesome?

GM:<font color="#000000">Question number two!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Yes.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck no.'

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I reread the log recently.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">So first question I pass upon.

GM:<font color="#000000">Where is the party going?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=w=;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Sheyth's house!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's as far from awesome as it goes.I wonder how they can stand the dishonour.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Some fruity elf's house. :B

GM:<font color="#000000">Question number three!

Miron:<font color="#000000">THe house if Senior Inquisitor Simtheirzairvin.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Question number three! Am I -really- going with the party? :B

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Because this was never answered IC. :B

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">And there are good points for him not going. :B

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Who the hell are you?

GM:<font color="#000000">Why is this &quot;fruity elf&quot; important?

Tathi: <font color="#9933ff">(( *runs* ))

Miron:<font color="#000000">It's the blasphemous celestial.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We kind of just didn't object despite it being completely unintuitive to have such a high-profile being along on a low-profile mission..

Miron:<font color="#000000">Are you *shitting* me?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">He's a Senior Mace Operative.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">He has many possible leads on the situtation here in Yoriver.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Shazam. :v

Miron:<font color="#000000">He's a Senior Inquisitor of the Leaden Mace.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">..Because it's the only way your player could play now. &gt;.&gt;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hatari; actually, if a decent IC case is made against Serrierr, I'm okay with just watching today. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Or going to play a game. Or watch some movies I've been meaning to. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">Who is under peril because of the apparent rampant possession among the branch. He has the fucking answers I fucking need, too.

GM:<font color="#000000">If you're cool with sitting on the sidelines, that's another story, but what Tom said.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We could make such a case. We didn't.

Miron:<font color="#000000">You *dare* to suggest he isn't important.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Gamal, is following baker, urging him to lead him to the person who needs rescuing

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Players should play.

* Gamal-Junayd would rather have the obvious angel, the one who looks far more like an angel than the devils impersonating them, with us

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Only toxic little -- sorry no, the player can't speak his thoughts on this subject while impersonating Thomas. Too out of character. =w=

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">actually. one on one. could our summoned ally take on an eryines?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">No. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">He would roflstomp it unless it teleported away.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">This isn't fantasy football gamal. :P

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Alright, well. Lolchaotic celestial mentioned he could go along with the party, and if no one objects, he follows along anyway with a grin.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">then hell yes bring the angel

VAE:<font color="#000000">Not really, Hatari

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Because the Eryines knows it wins in a straight fight.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">So teleports.

VAE:<font color="#000000">the erinyes aren't exactly weak

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Unless he has dimension anchor?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I've seen the stats.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Gamal; yes, actually. Assuming the Erinyes doesn't teleport, Serrierr can shred her a new one. Plus, he has 20-foot reach and Combat Reflexes.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">And as we pointed out before, spell-likes provoke AoO.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I know exactly what they can and can't do.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm doctor fucking Hatari.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I know who would win.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I have seen erinyes stat, but not eladrin

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sit down.

* Dr. Hatari is bricked.

GM:<font color="#000000">... you're not making a case for bringing the angel along. =3= *brick'd!*

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">You are Hatari fucking a doctor?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">The only case for the angel is whether or not glitch wants to play. XP

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr could go to town on erinyes pretty easily, to answer your question Gamal.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">We bring the angel cause its a god blessed PR coup if an eryines runs in the face of a true celestial

Glitch:<font color="#000000">And me playing, as I said, I would defer to an -IC- argument, not an OOC one.

VAE:<font color="#000000">correct

VAE:<font color="#000000">correct again

Glitch:<font color="#000000">....and isn't that what you guys WANT me to do more often?!?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Glitch is learning.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Besides, the more pertinent point is that Shiradi and Erinyes aren't the same tier in the celestial/fiendish heirarchy.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">yes, and if someone starts an IC argument, I know which side IC gamals going

GM:<font color="#000000">Truth be told, I doubt a shiradi could actually fit in -- *brick'd*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so unless someone takes this IC, the celestial is with us

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahhaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">Good one lia

GM:<font color="#000000">Enough of that, let's go!

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's a psychologic move of sorts.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Alright then...as the party starts heading out of the Pelor temple, following Miss Baker...

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">a giant glowing, floating celestial being silently wafts behind them, grinning.

* Edaric looks back and sweatdrops. &quot;... well there goes our hope of a stealthy approach...&quot; ^^;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">GOD DAMN IT. *bricked*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Take us the shortest path possible, we should hurry.&quot; he glances at miron and thomas (the only 20 move speeds right? &quot; Wish we could go faster&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">''I could sort of do without him... but eh. Devil pull the cart when you're dragging me off.&quot;''

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Pst. Angel. Kill the glowing.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, no one said they didn't want me to come...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Let's hurry. It's more important than stealth.&quot; =3=;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why? I think it's high time we show this town what real celestials look like.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;...And I'm afraid I can't do that, Tathi.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Oh who am I kidding? We have full plate donned in this group. There is no such thing as stealth here.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If anything...glow brighter.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Every devil in the city's going to dogpile on the celestial...&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;And on us.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr then grins wider. &quot;You've got it, Gamal-Junayd.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;They do that then they reveal them being under control is a lie&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Suddenly...

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr shatters.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That means they won't get to Senior Inquisitor Simtheirzairvin's house.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;We need to save our strength for rescuing the -- whoa!&quot; O_o

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">As in, his body suddenly breaks like glass into a thousand pieces...that glow golden and swarm in a cloud

* Swallowtail grumbles, and darts to the front of the group with Gamal and Mrs. Baker. &quot;Gamal. We scout ahead? Without loud spirit?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;How's this?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I'll come too.&quot; Aelian says, moving to the front.

* Thomas Lazarus looks annoyed and continues his march. &quot;Gamal, respectfully, it doesn't matter what the citizens think. This isn't a government dictatorship; the power in control doesn't need the people's cooperation or faith or support. Let's leave citizens out of this, okay?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Great. you attract the attention. Sure, Swallow, should Sszeyel come as well? Split up into the loud attention group, and the quiet slip behind group?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Like shit flies on a sunny day, just with more glow&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*frown*

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;There's no representation here. No hopes of a rebellion. Not like any of that could do anything against an invasion of devils. We're the only hope this city has, and we have to cut it off at the source.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;This is one of the rare and unusual cases Tathi doesn't speak out of her arse.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;All those against us who aren't devils are likely possessed, not in control of their bodies anymore.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It doesn't matter what they'd think, because the devil piggybacking on their soul thinks for them.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Are you sure you wanted to take the dogs along?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">The answer is 'only the animal companion one.'

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">:B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Wait, let me get that for you

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Yeah, Amadre stays back at the temple.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If the town was that well controlled they would of moved on the church long ago. Some people are probably just being as blind and hoping the lies are true, and if givien hope and proof they arent, may rise up.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;We're getting close now, yes?&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Everyone please roll Spot and Listen.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;And die en masse.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 2 + 7 = 9&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Spot check!

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+2+floor((wisdom-10)/2) = 7 + 2 + floor((13 - 10) / 2) = 10&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; Spot!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;''Everyone gather round quickly. I will grant you all boons.&quot;''

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+2+floor((wisdom-10)/2) = 6 + 2 + floor((13 - 10) / 2) = 9&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; listen!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 15 + 7 = 22&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Listen check!

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 7 + 13 = 20&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; spot

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 17 + 13 = 30&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; listen!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 11 + 5 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Listen

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">http://dribbble.s3.amazonaws.com/users/6789/screenshots/678688/are-you-sure.png

Tavia:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 14 + 5 = 19&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; Spot!

Tavia:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 3 + 5 = 8&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; Listen!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Spot: &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 6 + 5 = 11&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Listen: &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 6 + 5 = 11&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

* You roll to yourself: &#171; &#160;1d20+21 = 12 + 21 = 33&#160; &#187; &#171; &#160;1d20+21 = 20 + 21 = 41&#160; &#187; =&gt; Invalid expression: &#171; &#160;1d20+21 = 12 + 21 = 33&#160; &#187; &#171; &#160;1d20+21 = 20 + 21 = 41&#160; &#187;.Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Spot: &#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 7 + 18 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Listen: &#171;  &#160;1d20+18 = 16 + 18 = 34&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Listen Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 16 + 1 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Spot Check : &#171;  &#160;1d20+0 = 14 + 0 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Kor:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; spot! Where's the cheese?

Kor:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 6 + 3 = 9&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; listen! Someone just unwrapped some cheese!

Glitch whispers: Pleeeeease can Serrierr have the time to buff everyone first?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;There's not a whole lot a mass of peasants can do against devils. Even if you were right, I for one hope they *don't* rise up.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It'd be a massacre.&quot;

Glitch whispers: I kinded was intending there that he stopped the party before they got -too- close

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's what we're here for, the Leaden Mace - mop up shit that smells three counties' over.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I agree. But please, enough speculation.&quot;

You whisper to Glitch: -- YIKES. Serrierr just spotted something flitting across the rooftops... and this would happen well before the party got -too- close. Roll Serrierr's initiative.

* You roll to yourself: 1d20+6 =&gt; 13 + 6 = 19Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I am going to atleast pretend hustling in fullplate while gabbing is taxing on my breath. *bricked*

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Something's on the rooftops!&quot; Initiative: &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 14 + 3 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 2 + 0 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Initiative

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Only Serrierr, please.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">You wield the power of gods and smash devil's faces open, and you think full plate is going to tire you? Pffffffffffft.

VAE:<font color="#000000">riight

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Should -- thought so.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ignore. At least I got rid of a low roll *brick'd by a statistics textbook*

Serrierr whispers: Blessed Sight is active. Was there an evil aura?

You whisper to Glitch: Did you not see the name? =3=

Serrierr whispers: Blessed Sight = insta-Detect Evil, in case you forgot

Serrierr whispers: ...name of what?

You whisper to Glitch: Look at what's whispering you.

Serrierr whispers: OH.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ambush pending.. and my one and only thought is, &quot;Wow. Tomi!muse is super-pissed about missing this battle.&quot; :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahah

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;''Devil! I'm after it!''&quot; Suddenly, the cloud of lightshards goes -flying- off at a very rapid pace.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;8E

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">with 90ft base fly speed.

VAE:<font color="#000000">LEEROOY

Hamatula:<font color="#000000">Not fast enough.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">As...well, -something- incomes.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Saw this coming. What save? XD

Hamatula:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 16 + 12 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; CL check... Everyone in that burst please roll a Will save if you're Good.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">A burst of light emanates from Serrierr, shrouding himself and everyone within ten feet with protective light!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Protective Aura = always on

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 20 + 7 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+will = 18 + 12 = 30&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; +2 if its enchantment!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh? What does that do?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Lesser Globe of Invulnerability + double-strength Magic Circle Against Evil

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Any spell or spelllike of 3rd-level or below is automatically invalid.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I'm neutral.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">:3

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Magic CIrcle Against Evil is just Protection From Evil's effects, doubled in this case.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">First, the subject gains a +2 deflection bonus to AC and a +2 resistance bonus on saves. Both these bonuses apply against attacks made or effects created by evil creatures.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So +4 to saving throws versus evil effects, Tathi+Ed+Sszeyl.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">In this case, +4 for both those things.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Or spells cast by evil people at any rate.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">All this, of course, applies to Serrierr himself as well.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">34. Yay. :3

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Oh, wait, my bad!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">So.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Protective Aura goes out to -twenty- feet.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">What now? :v

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Everyone within the purple burst is covered.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">So, if this is a spell of 3rd level or lower, it automatically has no effect. if it's higher, everyone gets +4 to save against it.

Hamatula:<font color="#000000">A roiling, greasy puddle of sulfurous miasma suddenly begins to roil up beneath your feet... before EXPLODING upward in a 20-foot-radius cloud of vile smoke and black goop! Serrierr? Here's the CL check versus your SR... &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 8 + 12 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">And CL checks failed on Serrierr anyway.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Shrouded in a wide numbus of golden light, Serrierr is completely unaffected by whatever just came in.

Hamatula:<font color="#000000">Tathi and Ed take half of &#171; &#160;5d8 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage from the unholy blight. Sszeyl, could you roll Will?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">You said if we're Good...I'm Neutral. (:3

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi yells in pain!

Hamatula:<font color="#000000">The DM misread. Roll, please. :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+11+mod = 15 + 11 + 4 = 30&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Will save!

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Fuck! Tathi!!&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Aagh!&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus wheels around. &quot;!!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Also, Spell Resistence?

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Already rolled.

Hamatula:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl takes one-quarter of that damage.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Yay. :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I've got it.. I've got it. Shoot it down.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;31/4 = 31 / 4 = 7.75&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom makes ready to heal.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Done.&quot; Aelian says, aiming upwards.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr is still the only one with initiative. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We're getting ready. =3=

Hamatula:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+21-20 = 18 + 21 - 20 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Hide check... Go, Serrierr!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl seems only slightly annoyed.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck, I can't see it...'

Hamatula:<font color="#000000">Spot, please, though, first.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Kay, since I don't know where on the map this thing is--oh, okay. Spot: &#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 10 + 18 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl whispers: Are you in more a mood to watch me strangle something to death, now?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">I see you, devil.

You whisper to Glitch: 19, 15

Tokens dropped onto map 'Yoriver - Sheythsanthi's House'Liatai:<font color="#000000">Gah, sacred canine duty. ^^;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Rule #1 of stealth: Monsters have higher modifiers than your stealth! \o/

Glitch:<font color="#000000">ack. Lines might come a little slow. Computer's acting up.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">How high is the roof--darn, liagone.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh well. At any rate.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Roof?

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;(8*4)+8+8+8+8+8+8+8 = 8 * 4 + 8 + 8 + 8 + 8 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 88&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Oh, for a second, I thought you thought we were indoors.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(no, the -enemy- is on the roof)

* Gamal-Junayd wishes I had a higher tumble.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">However high the roof is, it's definitely higher than a five-foot step, and thanks to Lia giving me the coordinates of the thing, it's well within 90 feet. So, the cloud of lightshards suddenly flies up to the roof like a mini-tornado of glass, gets all up in Hamatula's face, and lashes out at it! Incoporeal-touch lightshard slam attack: &#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 19 + 18 = 37&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;2d6+10 = 6 + 10 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage, -and- if Hamatula has any ongoing magic effects on himself, he just got smacked with an automatic Greater Dispel Magic!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(haven't moved token due to roof-fog, will allow Lia to figure that when she gets back)

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Allright, here's what I have compiled for Aelian's inventory so far.. Bracers of Dexterity, +2, Cloak of Resistence +2, Ring of Protection +2, boots that increase landspeed by 5, and that mask that Liatai harped on.. Hrmmmm.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Don't forget to get some potions.

GM:<font color="#000000">Oh right.

GM:<font color="#000000">Kor?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">WHO'S JUGGLING MY RAT.

GM:<font color="#000000">You need to roll Will, too.

GM:<font color="#000000">You were in that blast.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahahaha

Kor:<font color="#9933FF">: Kor:<font color="#9933FF">:(

Kor:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+will = 5 + 9 = 14&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; Kor obeys only cheese!

GM:<font color="#000000">Well, Kor's been knocked down to 0.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...wait, I thought we ruled familiars are safe? D: Glitch:<font color="#000000">if they're on someone's person?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I felt a disturbance in the force, as if somewhere not so far away, a fat rat squeaked and finally ceased to make holes in my shoes.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Kor should be immune by virtue of evil. *bricked*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Good point. :U

Hamatula:<font color="#000000">Luckily, his assailant just got a nice faceful of shards -- while the shiradi got a faceful of barbs in return. &#171; &#160;1d8+6 = 5 + 6 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage, that counts as lawful and evil!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yeah - Kor's persuasion is NE

GM:<font color="#000000">Psst. Why do you think that blast didn't kill him outright? *BRICK'D*

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">The shards clink like glass and hiss as the barbs catch some of them.

GM:<font color="#000000">We all know you just like animals.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahah

GM:<font color="#000000">Shhhhhh!

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">She's a vet-in-training.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Why would she not? =3=

Kor:<font color="#9933FF">IMMA DIE

Kor:<font color="#9933FF">IMMA DIE

Kor:<font color="#9933FF">IMMA TOTALLY DIE

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Good.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Tathi can get an elemental familiar.

GM:<font color="#000000">Roll init, you mooks!

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Perhaps an imp.

* VAE imagines a post-NDE angelic Kor

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">*shot*

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Fuck that noise. Psuedo dragon.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 18 + 2 = 20&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Dex check!

VAE:<font color="#000000">that goes around helping grandmothers cross roads

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 12 + 1 = 13&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Initiative Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 6 + 7 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

VAE:<font color="#000000">and doesn't shit on Miron's prayerbook

GM:<font color="#000000">While we get ready, Swallowtail, Edaric, and the illusionist wizard Baker are up for grabs.

GM:<font color="#000000">Anybody want one?

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((dexterity-10)/2) = 5 + floor((17 - 10) / 2) = 8&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; initiative!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hum.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 16 + 5 = 21&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; initiative!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">The DM's cool with playing me. :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Take control of random NPC wizard?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I say yes.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I dunno if I can handle -two- totally new things I've never played before...but still...illusionist...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I think...gamal is faster than thom heh

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I'll take Edaric. :3

Ennis Baker:<font color="#000000">Ownership given. :3

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Oh, wait, DM wants. :(

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">illusionists are fun to play

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom only has 12 dex.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Mmmm, okay, never done a ninja before. Swallowtail? ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I have a 7 init mod and it's all from dex

GM:<font color="#000000">Ownership given!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 5 + 2 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; init!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...Actually, I think perhaps I'd like to see the illusionist in someone else's control first, so I can watch and learn how illusions can be effectively used against fiends. :.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Hey.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">GM.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I'll..actually take up the illusionist if it needs someone then

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Awwwww her background blurb is so romantic..! *_*

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">What stuff is in the street right now?

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">PAY ATTENTION THOMAS.

Ennis Baker:<font color="#FF0000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 14 + 3 = 17&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">ah hatari has him

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Any carts, large crates, or other such improvised weapons?

GM:<font color="#000000">... you know what, for the heck of it, sure.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Ummm... This token is as naked as Tathi on a holiday.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Lia does not macro.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahahah

VAE:<font color="#000000">Macros suc

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Here;

Glitch whispers: Oh yeah, by the way, if it matters

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">She does it all old school.

Glitch whispers: if the Hamatula, like an Erinyes, has perma-True Seeing, he can see both of Serrierr's forms simultaneously.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Also check the first tab.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Its where she keeps her notes.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">http://www.thetangledweb.net/forums/profiler/view_char.php?cid=52142

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">... why the fuck is a cart flying around?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Epilepic cart.

GM:<font color="#000000">Have a cart.

Glitch whispers: At least, right before he got smacked with the Greater Dispel Magic, if you rule that applies. Even if it does, Hama could resume it as a free action on his own turn.

You whisper to Glitch: No spell-likes to dispel.

Glitch whispers: Gotcha.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Ehhhhhnn.. Already doing 2 characters, taking up an untokened one? Too much of a load. Relinquishing control.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You expected macros? &gt;.&gt;;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hatari you are the one who always does Ninja. :U

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Untokend.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">=3=

Glitch:<font color="#000000">and Lia; mayhap you could control Illusionist yourself for this one battle, just to show the rest of us how she fights for the future? :.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">or is that too much of a load on yourself?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Mayhaps you could stay out of other people's decisions. Hatari wants the wizard.

GM:<font color="#000000">Oy vey, just go already! *brick'd*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I'm just a little wary of messing up playing an NPC we haven't seen in action before.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 18 + 9 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm entirely confident we have an equal idea of how the illusionist fights.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh, did Hatari take the illusionist already? Didn't know that.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Messing up&quot; =_=

GM:<font color="#000000">Miron?

GM:<font color="#000000">Could you please roll init?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 14 + 0 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Initiative

Swallowtail has received initiative. Gamal-Junayd whispers: gamals got a higher dex and theya re both at 13

VAE:<font color="#000000">Is there a cart there because of Sszeyl

VAE:<font color="#000000">?

Ennis Baker:<font color="#FF0000">Besides, I don't have line of sight and monsters are battling on a rooftop.. ^^;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Yes. =3=

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Obviously.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">He's going to toss it.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Spot...

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">NOPE.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(by the way, random question; does Lia need to leave at some point today to take care of doggies?)

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Where is devil?!&quot; Swallowtail loads her hand crossbow and waits.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Nope.

Aelian has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">She said no.

GM:<font color="#000000">Aelian, roll Spot!

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 15 + 13 = 28&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; spot

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">...Woman, did you not see where the giant tornado of golden shards went flying off to?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Yes.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">I see only shinies. No devil.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">But you are providing soft cover to the devil.

GM:<font color="#000000">Aelian sees it!

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">:|

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Up there!&quot; Aelian points!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Oh, okay. :B

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">You know.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">My reaction to untokened toons: http://www.raidz3ro.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/n/o/nope-nope-nope-t-shirt-thumbnail_1.jpg

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">There is a skill trick that if you make a spot check, you can point it out to everyone else.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Meaning they see it too.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/21/CLoTN3bzWEG-fMGY6WVd6Q2.gif

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">There's actually comprehensive notes in her token, and a link to her sheet. The only thing it does not have it a George Jetson 'do all the work while you play Anno 2027 in another monitor' button. *bricked*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">is that in the PHB, or do I need to look in another book? :. Not asking because of book chauvanism or anything, I genuinely would like to know where I need to look for it, I would like to read it.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Complete Scoundrel.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Its a skil ltrick.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">thought so. *opens*

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">You permanently burn two skill points for it.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">......

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">wait did I leave anno on. *checks*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">nevahmind then. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I did not. Shut your face. &gt;:P

GM:<font color="#000000">Aelian?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Thought that was an 'expanded use of skill'

GM:<font color="#000000">Your turn. =3=

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It was just an example. =w=

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Take your action.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">What?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Oh. :P

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">So I can fail at cart tossing.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Speaking of.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">How far away is the devil?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">We need to see Dervish again.

* Ghostwish zooms out. &quot;Oh.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">:3

GM:<font color="#000000">You can measure it. =3=

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">45ft laterally.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">About 10ft vertically.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">:o

Ennis Baker:<font color="#FF0000">Oh, is that all?

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Aelian nocks two arrows at once and fires at the Hamatula, at point blank range to boot!! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-4+1 = 11 + 15 - 4 + 1 = 23&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 6 + 4 = 10&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+15-4+1 = 8 + 15 - 4 + 1 = 20&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 5 + 4 = 9&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187;!

Hamatula:<font color="#000000">Both arrows only snap off the bare tips of some of the creature's many spines. No more.

Sszeyl has received initiative.Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Done. :|

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...and it wasn't point-blank anyway. :B &#171; &#160;sqrt((30^2)+(10^2)) = sqrt(30 ^ 2 + 10 ^ 2) = 31.6227766017&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...but two feet's probably just splitting hairs. &gt;.&gt;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Let us see.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 18 + 7 = 25&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Spot check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Got you.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl's expression doesn't change from the annoyance he expressed earlier.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Not even as he calmly goes for the cart, and picks it up as if it were made of feathers.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">And throws it.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">At the Hamatula.

GM:<font color="#000000">I'd imagine a cart's ranged incriment is... five feet or so... =3=;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Nothing could go wrong with this plan.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I don't expect to hit.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG :u

GM:<font color="#000000">I'll be generous and say ten feet. That's still a -12 to hit.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Given its high ac, and my negative modifier.\

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...plus 'firing into melee' :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">And this is how Aelian died.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Nothing could go wrong with this plan.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

GM:<font color="#000000">-10, sorry, my bad.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Right as itunes starts ripping Darkness Nova. FUCK YOU ITUNES. FUCK YOU.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+7-10 = 11 + 7 - 10 = 8&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Carty in the Sky~ With Diamonds~

* Thomas Lazarus is briefly distracted.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;--What is with you and carts?&quot; =3=;;

Cart:<font color="#000000">Wheeee~

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">His parents were killed by carts.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;They make the point quite clear.

Broken Cart:<font color="#000000">CRASH!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Destorying people's houses by sending carts through them won't endear people to us you know.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">How close did that sail? ^^;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I care not.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Though, if it's still there. &gt;:3

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I can try again next round.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">-Excellent.-

GM:<font color="#000000">Probably too close for comfort!

Ennis Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Your old man hurls carts... often?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Sweet mother of elves..' Aelian mutters, and throws a glare Sszeyl's way.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Fraid so..&quot; Tathi murmers as she cradles Kor in her hands.

Hamatula:<font color="#000000">The creature skitters across the rooftop, drawing an AoO as it retreats.

* Thomas Lazarus sighs harshly and hangs his head.

Nils:<font color="#000000">Hang in there, brother!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Possibly more than one. Ten-foot reach and Combat Reflexes. :U

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">AoO! Incoporeal-touch lightshard slam attack! &#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 3 + 18 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;2d6+10 = 9 + 10 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage, plus auto-cast Greater Dispel Magic!

Hamatula:<font color="#000000">That's one hit!

Hamatula:<font color="#000000">Here was its path. How many AoO's?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Assuming it did not Withdraw, 3.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Looks like...3, yep.

Hamatula:<font color="#000000">What kind of action is it to withdraw?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Full.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Full round.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Full action.

Hamatula:<font color="#000000">No withdraw, then.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Withdraw prevents you from doing anything else.

Hamatula:<font color="#000000">Roll those AoO's!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">AoO 2! &#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 12 + 18 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;2d6+10 = 8 + 10 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Note, however, it only protects you from the first 5ft of movement regardless. It still would've provoked from a creature with reach and combat reflexes.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">AoO 3! &#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 8 + 18 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;2d6+10 = 9 + 10 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Only tumble gets you off scott free.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">The shards of light lash out repeatedly to savage the hamatula!

* You roll to yourself: 91-18-19 =&gt; 91 - 18 - 19 = 54Hamatula:<font color="#000000">The creature is shredded quite fiercely, but its barbs do a good amount of damage in return. &#171; &#160;3d8+18 = 15 + 18 = 33&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;, as a matter of fact!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(ah darn, even if Serrierr was in Humanoid form with chain/hammer, he'd still only get 3 AoOs because of 16 dex. Oh well~)

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">There's the sound of crunching glass an a &quot;Ksssshhhh!&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;103-33 = 103 - 33 = 70&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Ghostwish whispers: You know why Rangers make such good lovers? 3rd level. Endurance. *runs*

Hamatula:<font color="#000000">The creature then waves its spindly fingers in the air...

Hamatula:<font color="#000000">And vanishes.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot; Crap. Lost it.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Some kind of weird moonspeak issues from the cloud of lightshards, angry-sounding.

GM:<font color="#000000">Combat... over?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck, it got away.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">If anyone speaks Celestial...it's a variety of colorful, but very very classy curses and oaths.

* Thomas Lazarus seems unsurprised. He worries more about the injured. &quot;They're devils.. you should get used to that.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Serrierr! Is it invisible, or did it flee?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;It is gone.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">He sighs. &quot;Damnit.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;:Then let us hurryt on, and expect additional ambushes.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Cowardly creature.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;2d8+3 = 6 + 3 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d8+3 = 9 + 3 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Ed's already on patching up Tathi and Kor.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Tathi, are you allright?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Edaric and Tathi get healed for --

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That means we must move our arses before it can warn the rest of them.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well, just Ed then. &#171; &#160;2d8+2 = 4 + 2 = 6&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; healing.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;If I was in my normal form, I could have tripped it when it tried to retreat...&quot; The lightshards then fly together, forming something of a humanoid staind-glass statue, which then seems to 'melt' into Serrierr's other form.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Mmmaybe a little more. &#171; &#160;2d8+2 = 6 + 2 = 8&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;If I was in my normal form, I could have tripped it when it tried to retreat...&quot; The lightshards then fly together, forming something of a humanoid staind-glass statue, which then seems to 'melt' into Serrierr's other form.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Diola lle, Edaric.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It is often better to win a battle tomorrow, than to become a corpse today.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;2d8+3 = 9 + 3 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &quot;Just glad you're all right. How's Kor?&quot; Tathi gets another wand tap.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He has several bleeding cuts on his torso as he jumps down from the roof.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sir, how much further to the house?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Already back to his usual, cheesy, arrogant self.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Fucking rat...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I swear to god if you don't heal yourself this instant..

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">I don't have any heals as at-will! I don't! D: Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl drops a platinum with five gold coins into the cart with a note explaining the cart was comandeered to pursue a fiend. =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">8|

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">I only have one once-per-day Heal. D: Kor:<font color="#9933FF">The rat is, indeed, squeaking quite indignantly.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thomas Lazarus, quickly mend the others, then I believe I need seeing to.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;We must make haste.&quot;

* Edaric mumbles something in Halfling while he pockets the wand, but then nods to Tom. &quot;Thanks, Tom -- I'll finish up here.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Don't worry, Edaric has that spell.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">I couldn't resist. I'm sorry.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Wand of CMW go: &#171; &#160;4d8+6 = 12 + 6 = 18&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well that's not enough. &gt;:I &#171; &#160;4d8+6 = 15 + 6 = 21&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">One gash goes away.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... *snrk* Just got it. XD

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;88+21 = 88 + 21 = 109&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">That's better.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">:3

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">And most of the rest. Only a few superficial cuts remain, but Serrierr waves those off.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Alright. Brother Miron is correct; we need to move swiftly now. They're no doubt repositioning and on the move.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Then let us go.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom gives the others a once-over to make sure there are no organs flapping about in the wind.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... don't suppose anyone here does speak Halfling aside from Ed?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Onward!&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr has perma-Tongues, so he heard it,.

You whisper to Glitch: Serrierr has Tongues, if I'm not mistaken... yeah.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">... that just made me realize I have no idea what languages Aelian has beyond common and elven.

You whisper to Glitch: It was a grumbled &quot;Glad to see you're all right too, Ael.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Also pre-nomming Sszeyl leaving a note and five platinum in the cart. XP

Miron:<font color="#000000">I don't speak halfling, which may or may not become awkward in the future *brick'd*

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Everyone, stay close to me as we move...&quot; Serrierr takes a breath, and the twenty-foot nimbus of light is again keenly visible.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Common, Elven, Sylvan, and Gnoll.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;REQUISITIONED AS AMMO, SRY --Sszeyl&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;And anyone with a physical weapon, please momentarily relinquish it to me as we walk.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You're welcome to swap out Gnoll for something else non-Halfling if you like -- I was just picking a language that could make decent naturalistic-sounding curses. :P

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Er.. I don't think anyone has a weapon large enough for you..&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">You kidding? I can talk to my dog now. *brick;d!!!*

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;That is not my intention. I will sanctify your weapons.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Please give them to me as we walk, quickly.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Oh. Well, here's my bow then!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl, naturally, doesn't do so.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; Tom offers his holy sword scabbard. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">After a short deliberation, and very very reluctantly, Miron handles his mace to the celestial. &quot;Careful with it.&quot;

Sszeyl whispers: Is the Outsider keeping you quiet, or are you scheming again?

* Swallowtail offers a tessen, a hand crossbow... and a stick of incense?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">To everyone who gives up their weapons to Serrierr, he waves his hands over it and offers a prayer in Celestial, making each weapon acquire a soft golden glow in turn.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Never a bad time for extravagance. It's the Amayan way.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Bless Weapon conferred.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">This transmutation makes a weapon strike true against evil foes. The weapon is treated as having a +1 enhancement bonus for the purpose of bypassing the damage reduction of evil creatures or striking evil incorporeal creatures (though the spell doesn&#8217;t grant an actual enhancement bonus). The weapon also becomes good, which means it can bypass the damage reduction of certain creatures, particularly evil outsiders. (This effect overrides and suppresses any other alignment the weapon might have.) Individual arrows or bolts can be transmuted, but affected projectile weapons (such as bows) don&#8217;t confer the benefit to the projectiles they shoot. In addition, all critical hit rolls against evil foes are automatically successful, so every threat is a critical hit. This last effect does not apply to any weapon that already has a magical effect related to critical hits, such as a keen weapon or a vorpal sword.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Lasts for 12 minutes.

Player &quot;Sszeyl&quot; is not connected.* Gamal-Junayd has no problem with having blessed weapons and hands em over

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">It gives us WALL'O'TEXT power!? Sweet, they'll be too caught up in reading to react! -4 to init!

You whisper to Meany: Why would I tell you either way if I was, meat puppet?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">As expected, Tom's weapon is already too holy to benefit whatsoever. Woo! \o/

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">..Wait.. =_=;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot; ... where'd you get the incense? &quot;

Sszeyl whispers: Because you know that I genuinely care for your well-being, and should be manipulating that.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot; Trade secret. &quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">You do at least get auto-crit-confirms, if not an additional +1. :B

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot; ... Did you steal it from the temple. &quot; =3=;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">auto crit confirmations when I have 15-20 crit threat due to imp crit feat? woo!

Miron:<font color="#000000">The mace is slightly aglow with a celestial aura. Nifty.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot; No! &quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 15 + 8 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Bluff.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 3 + 11 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Sense Motive =3=c

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Rail; -if-, that is, you don't already have a crit-related enhancmenet.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 10 + 5 = 15&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; =3=

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Like a Burst enhancement or Vorpal.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Okay.jpg

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot; All right, all right... &quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I have imp crit feat, no magic crit effect

VAE:<font color="#000000">Guys, you know what'd have been hillarious?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so I get it

Glitch:<font color="#000000">or the Keen magic--aha You're good then.

VAE:<font color="#000000">If he made the weapons anarchic - Miron wouldn't be able to touch his.

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good job, you fuck.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Celestial: Trolololololol

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">That's what you'd get for following Old Heavy Handed.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It would've been a great trollface moment.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Your hands are too heavy.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Brb.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Need aspirin.

VAE:<font color="#000000">See, it'd have made sense fighting devils, he'd have an excuse

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tech, you fail at playing CG

* Swallowtail offers up her bolts, too, after a moment of thought.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...huh?

* VAE joking

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...why so? Everyone was saying I was doing good at it last time...what'd I do wrong?

VAE:<font color="#000000">As in, that totally should have happened just for the lulz

* VAE sigh

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'm egging you on

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Tech has no sarcasm meter, VAE. :P

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Well Serrierr doesn't have magic like that. :B

Sszeyl whispers: ''Seriously though. Why -aren't- you able to punch through that temple's aura? You could do it earlier just fine. I can feel you moving around in here, you're not any weaker than before, so what gives?''

VAE:<font color="#000000">Like, that the eladrin should totally have pulled .. ah well.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yeah. Tech has no sarcasm meter and I'm a troll. We'd make a good police movie double.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">He -does-, however, have a once-day use of....actually, I'll keep that one a surprise. :)

You whisper to Meany: 'Hallowing,'' you imbecile. The temple of Castleton only keeps select areas hallowed. Unlike that temple, and its unnatural artifact.'''

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Suffice to say I can probably turn -that- one into a nice moment of trolling, if nothing else other than making Miron feel dirty. ;)

VAE:<font color="#000000">Okay, now that'll be a laugh

Sszeyl whispers: ''Very well. Let me share with you the information you've missed out on then.''

* Swallowtail insists on Serrierr keeping the incense, for some bizarre reason.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I return.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">By the way, Serrierr also tries to encorage the party to stay within the nimbus of light around him, that is, witin 20 ft of him.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So, how much further is the house?&quot;

Serrierr whispers: does Serrierr know what the incense is?

Ennis Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot; Shhhh. Lower your lights. We're here. &quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Far further than would be expedient.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Property damage meter: A mere $200.

* Gamal-Junayd readies his blades

You whisper to Glitch: Frankincense. Just nice-smelling incense usually used in religious ceremonies.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">IF YOU HAD BROUGHT ME ALONG... &gt;:E

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do you see any enemies around? Corrupt mace? devils?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">The nimbus dims, but anyone close to Serrierr can still feel a sensation of protection on them. He just turned off the visual marker.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">... why did Aelian have a candle on him? XP

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">That said, Serrierr himself still has a faint glow about him, which he can't seem to turn off.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Probably for location in darkness.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Celestials can -so- dim their glow. -.-

Ennis Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot; Two guards. &quot;

* Thomas Lazarus raises a brow. &quot; Shoot..&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus jerks and waves at Aelian, &quot; I-I mean.. darn..&quot; &gt;.&gt;;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Guards? What sort?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Where?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">TWANG-

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">I kid. :P

Ennis Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot; Town guards. They're flanking the front door. &quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If they're folks, don't kill.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot; I could knock them out fairly easily, I expect. It won't be pleasant and they'll have a broken bone or two, but they'll live.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Go do it then.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Now -there's- the C in CG. :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Where from here? are we at the back of the house?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus frowns. &quot;?!&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr just idly holds up his meteor hammer.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let me handle any guards. my weapons will knock them out without lasting harm.&quot;

Ennis Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot; Front. We could go around the back. &quot;

* Thomas Lazarus narrows his eyes. &quot;?!?!?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Allright. Someone go deal with the problem.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot; Oh, your weapons have the magic of mercy? That will do better, then.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;But do it stat.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Are we... seriously considering mauling town guards instead of, oh I don't know, showing off the angel and telling them to get lost?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Urgh. Is it just me or today Miron just isn't sounding like himself?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Which house is it? accross the street?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;They're probably possessed.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Stay here you bloodthirty barbarians. Come if there's a problem.&quot; &gt;:O

Glitch whispers: As an experienced geurilla/chaotic fighter, what kind of ideas would Serrierr be having right now? Perhaps distracting the guards with himself while the others sneak around?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Actually, that's a good point.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom leaves cover and walks to the entrance.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We have a fucking angel who can fucking sense it with us.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Bloodthirsty. Not bloodthirty.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">how high are the houses?

Miron:<font color="#000000">Bloodforty

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Although those work.

* Ennis Baker points north. &quot;-- What are you doing? &quot; she hisses.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr moves to the corner the group is hiding behind and, without revealing himself, looks through the wooden corner in the direction at the guards.

Serrierr whispers: Any evil auras?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Asking to be let in. &quot; Tom approaches the front. Magic faintly glows in his eyes. (Detect Evil)

You whisper to Glitch: Two, around the guards, but they're faint.

* Gamal-Junayd climbs up the house, (Climb Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 8 + 15 = 23&#160;  &#187;), then takes his time approaching the other side, attempting to be stealthy (Move Silently Check : &#171;  &#160;1d20+7 = 17 + 7 = 24&#160;  &#187;) (Hide Check : &#171;  &#160;1d20+7 = 10 + 7 = 17&#160;  &#187;)

You whisper to Dr. Hatari: Two auras, around the guards, but they're faint.

Gamal-Junayd whispers: is it safe to go up there or a block of vbl?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr snorts softly.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">To hopefully clarify to Liatai, I have no idea where the guards, front, or anything is. =w=;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">....

Liatai:<font color="#000000">OH

Liatai:<font color="#000000">SORRY XD

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I thought so; thank you. x3

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He looks to the others and whispers &quot; Not possessed...but they should not be guards. They feel like petty criminals who were given badges.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I thought I erased that. Sorry. XD

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Aelian has a pair of arrows nocked. :|

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom approaches the guards. Before he gets especially close, he draws and displays his badge.

Guard 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 14 + 5 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Spot

Guard 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 18 + 5 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Spot

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;As long as they aren't possessed, Tom is right.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr, meanwhile, silently floats up to the top of the roof of whichever building the guards are guarding.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We have the authority of the Leaden Mace behind us.&quot;

Guard 1:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- HALT!&quot; Both guards draw crossbows. One points it at Gamal, the other at Thomas.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Inquisitor Thomas Lazarus.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">lucky bastards

* Thomas Lazarus squints at the crossbow bolt, but halts.

Serrierr whispers: Can Serrierr feel what 'kind' of faint evil it is, enough to guess what their crimes probably are? Theivery, murder, general malice?

Guard 2:<font color="#000000">&quot;This house is currently off-limits by order of the Count of... Yoriver...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Something tells me this will not even begin to impress upon the party that being sane non-Rambo maniacs ought to be our first recourse.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Hey, I didn't care either way.

VAE:<font color="#000000">mention the High Command. We're here on their orders

Guard 2:<font color="#000000">&quot;... did you say Lazarus?&quot; The guard who was pointing his crossbow at Gamal looks at Thomas.

VAE:<font color="#000000">technically

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

* Thomas Lazarus eyerolls. &quot;If this is about my sister, I'm not affiliated with her. I'm here on orders to report to Senior Inquisitor Sheysanthi.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Inquisitor Drechsler did his homework a few nights ago.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;What is the problem?&quot;

You whisper to Glitch: General malice. Roll a Spot check.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Spot: &#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 11 + 18 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Guard 2:<font color="#000000">&quot; Get the list of new warrants. Hurry up! &quot; one hisses to the other.

* Guard 1 fumbles with a piece of paper.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr is still floating atop the roof, creeping along towards the doorway.

Glitch whispers: move his token to whever that would be? :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Oh no.

You whisper to Glitch: He can see the symbol of Hextor dangling from the guards' belt pouches on a chain.

Guard 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 10 + 5 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Spot...

Guard 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 20 + 5 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Spot...

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">WELP.

Glitch whispers: move Serrierr's token, please? I don't know which building it is. &gt;.&gt;

* Guard 2 is staring upward, and suddenly yanks on the other guard's arm.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">There was this one scene in Call of Duty 4 - 2 where you're looking at a group of EVIL RUSSIANS.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">at the mention of new warrents, gamal readies himself to leap down there if the guards make a hostile move

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">And an entire wave of GOOD RUSSIANS step up over the rooftops, everywhere.

You whisper to Glitch: Can you see now?

Glitch whispers: Oh, so we're not approaching from behind.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I feel like that's happening as Tom tries to follow the law. *bricked*

VAE:<font color="#000000">Evil Russians? Like, Vlasov's army?

Glitch whispers: Darn, I meant for Serrierr to circle around. I was not aware of the orientation.

Glitch whispers: can I say he did that? He ducked into the alleyways first and went around?

Guard 1:<font color="#000000">&quot; I'm lookin', I'm lookin', don't rush me.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">And I should have had Miron go back Tom up

Glitch whispers: I didn't know where the buildings were

VAE:<font color="#000000">if I wasn't a total failure today

VAE:<font color="#000000">Maybe I should have him come up - he can walk about legit, anyways

VAE:<font color="#000000">and pour some horror at them.

Guard 2:<font color="#000000">&quot;Forget the list! LOOK!&quot; The guard points right at Serrier creeping over the rooftops.

* Thomas Lazarus knits his brow. &quot;Excuse me, gentlemen, but this is inquest business from the --&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">At being spotted, suddenly Serrier comes jumping down.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">GOD DAMN IT YOU TWO.

VAE:<font color="#000000">fail

* VAE sigh

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hello there, little ones.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">lawls

Guard 1:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- SHIT!&quot; The guards fire their crossbows at the eladrin! &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 8 + 4 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+4 = 20 + 4 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Pew pew!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;You must be so tired from guarding a door all day.&quot;

Guard 1:<font color="#000000">Crit confirm - &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 11 + 4 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">hee

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Ha ha ha.

* Thomas Lazarus just stops talking, as though a naked person entered the room. :T

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I think you should sleep.&quot; Serrierr walks through the bolts, despite the one lodging deep into his chest--

Miron:<font color="#000000">*facepalms*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I should have handled it myself.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d8 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage on that bolt.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ack, dog's whining. ^^;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">and reaches out to grab both of them at once, and do the classic clonk-heads-together move to knock them both out

Serrierr whispers: Assuming they're like, 1 or 2 or 3 HD

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Unless they have more than 1 HD. =w=;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Yeah, already whispered. :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">they havent made a hostile move, gamal is staying put...or now. jump! take ten so standing jump of 36, so 15 feet jump verticle, auto tumble negate damage

* Thomas Lazarus is practically paralyzed with astonishment. &quot;...&quot; His jaw remains slightly ajar.

* Thomas Lazarus touches his brows briefly, &quot;What was that for??&quot; &gt;:O

* Glitch waits on Lia to resolve actions... knows something...

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Woooow.. Could that have been botched up any worse?&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oh, Lia went afk, missed that

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Everyone pause, probably? :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes. If he fails to knock them out before they call for backup.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">In this time Tom heals Serrier's apparently &#171; &#160;(8*3)-10 = 8 * 3 - 10 = 14&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; HP.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">*apparently missing.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Stop talking. If they're not like, one HD then Serrierr's action is invalid anyway. :B

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">=3=;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I feel the powerful need to set someone on fire.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">since their total attack bonus was only +4, it is almost certain they're two HD or less.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">but must wait for the Lia to confirm. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Bird facebounces off of window next to my face

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Me: Zero fucks given. =3=

Glitch:<font color="#000000">what the hell xD

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I love when that happens.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Cause the dogs are all over the birds when they're stunned.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">And I like to watch.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Me: There was even a curtain behind it; you're stupid. =3=

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Goodness gracious.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Okay. Lemme read.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo.

GM:<font color="#000000">What's Serrierr's unarmed damage? Roll it, please.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">...damn, what's the base slam for a Large creature?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Now I so wish Inquisitor Drechsler was here.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">either way, it's with +10 damage automatic due to very high Str.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">2d4, methinks.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I think 1d6

GM:<font color="#000000">Oh yes, and two touch attacks.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Which may be enough to clock them alone.

GM:<font color="#000000">And Grapple checks.

VAE:<font color="#000000">*suggestion* &quot;We were sent by the Count. Let us in or you'll be relegated to night patrol duty.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">are they one or two HD or not? I only proposed that action if and only if they're that low for the purposes of cinematic expedience. -3-

Glitch:<font color="#000000">If not, then I'll do something else. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That would've been a lie, though.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Which Thomas doesn't do.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Because bluff modifiers lawl.

VAE:<font color="#000000">That'd have been a suggestion spell

GM:<font color="#000000">Tech.

GM:<font color="#000000">Roll.

GM:<font color="#000000">Please.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I figured if they're like 2 HD then we can kick their asses 20 different ways without breaking a sweat because we'd so massively outclass them. :B

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Okay okay

VAE:<font color="#000000">because Igor kinda specialises in mindfuckery

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Melee touch: &#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 11 + 18 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+18 = 19 + 18 = 37&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">And grappl checks: &#171; &#160;1d20+23 = 20 + 23 = 43&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+23 = 14 + 23 = 37&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Guard 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 2 + 6 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 4 + 6 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Grapple checks in return.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">What is it with you and your ironclad confidence in random flimsy assumptions?? =w=;;

VAE:<font color="#000000">well, the party might get some experience with it at some point *cackles*

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">and the auto &#171; &#160;1d6+10 = 3 + 10 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d6+10 = 2 + 10 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; nonlethal damage for both of them.

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's. .. the opposite of high

Guard 2:<font color="#000000">&quot;AAAGH! SHIT! BACKUP! NEED BACKUP NOW!&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I said sleep, damn you.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Clonk again?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Ffffffffffffff..... -_-;;;;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">:B

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Don't worry, Thomas. Trust me

Guard 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 12 + 6 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 6 + 6 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Both guards attempt to escape the grapple.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">I saw something you didn't :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom looks super-pissed.

Miron:<font color="#000000"> &quot;IN THE NAME OF MY ANCESTORS, FUCK THIS AND THE HORSE YOU RODE ON.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">can I just step in and slash with merciful to knock them out without basghing their heads in?

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Totally couldn't let the Templar try and talk them down.. Wow.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Countergrappls: &#171; &#160;1d20+23 = 5 + 23 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+23 = 4 + 23 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;It's official. I am no longer the loose cannon of this party.&quot;

Guard 1:<font color="#000000">&quot;BY THE LAW OF YORIVER -- &quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">okay, moment

* Swallowtail just.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yeah Gamal would intercede long before a second action by Serrier.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Just quietly facepalms. =w=;;;;;

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm, gack, too late.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">who's ther person who let tech run a CG celestial?

VAE:<font color="#000000">i could have slapped a Silence spell thre.

* VAE headdesks

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'm a fucking failure tonight

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;By the will of the heavans! I say sleep!&quot; Clonk again, or Gamal slashes?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">merciful attacks lia?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Yes please, help Gamal. :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 5 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+17+AMod = 5 + 17 + 0 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+6+DMod = Dam = (6 + 6 + 0) = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 2 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+17+AMod = 2 + 17 + 0 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+4+DMod = Dam = (11 + 4 + 0) = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Unknown command: &quot;mw pats Swallowtail's shoulder. &quot; Let's just keep our eyes open, dear. &quot; =w=;&quot;. Try /help for a list of commands.Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">one to each at least

* Ennis Baker pats Swallowtail's shoulder. &quot; Let's just keep our eyes open, dear. &quot; =w=;

Guard 1:<font color="#000000">One guard gives a pained shout and then goes limp.

Glitch whispers: so, were they above 3 HD after all? Because if so, then Serrierr wouldn't have done what he did. :/

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor is pale with anger.

Guard 2:<font color="#000000">The other one's armor saved him.

* Thomas Lazarus remains in almost the exact same stance he was in when he and the guards were speaking like rational human beings. &quot;... &gt;:| ...&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">2nd two attacks? (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 7 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+12+AMod = 7 + 12 + 0 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+6+DMod = Dam = (2 + 6 + 0) = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrier gives the other one a solid clock to the face. &#171; &#160;1d6+10 = 3 + 10 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; nonlethal damage.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 10 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+12+AMod = 10 + 12 + 0 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+4+DMod = Dam = (6 + 4 + 0) = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Guard 2:<font color="#000000">&quot;YOU WILL HEREBY --&quot; And then he gets roughly clonked against the wall.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Aelian sighs heavily, shaking his head. &quot;Shall we just walk up there and survey this mess?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Might as well.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;My, but those were unusually hard-headed humans. Although, I really shouldn't be surprised...&quot; Suddenly, Serrierr is leaning down and rooting through one of their pouches.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;... why.&quot; =w=;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... Why did you do that.&quot; &gt;:|

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Can't you turn invisible or something? They were listening to tom till they spotted giant angel floating around. though...&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He seems to find what he's looking for, then stands up and turns around. &quot;This is why.&quot; He says, holding out something in his hand...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">gamal picks up the stack of warrents, and searches for lazarus

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">....it's a badge of Hextor.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You can't do that.. Serrier..&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;So this is the kind of rabble the followers of Old Heavy Handed use to carry out their will?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I don't even care.&quot; He touches his brow with a trembling hand for a moment and releases a breath slowly.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... wait.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Serrier please listen to me.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Old Heavy Handed = Cuthbert, right? =w=;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;This is not Celestia.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Yes,.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron walks up to the eladrin, and grabs... actually his knee, and shakes. '''&quot;You. I .. I no longer care if you were fucking sent here by the fucking mandate of whole fucking Arcadia.&quot;'''

Glitch:<font color="#000000">And these guards are sporting Leaden Mace badges, aren't they?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;These are not the heavens. Things do not work here like they work in your world.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It's been established Hextor is behind this.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">NO THEY'RE NOT. =3=;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You may not assault someone just for having a dark heart. You may not.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">THEY'VE GOT HEXTORIAN NECKLACES.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh. I thought they were carrying both. Well then. Scratch Serrierr's last line.

Miron:<font color="#000000">'''&quot;Fucking Inquisitor Lazarus was to fucking enter in peace. If we fucking agree on a plan we fucking follow it, you feathery fuck.&quot;'''

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Lords and Ladies help us.. Let's go.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">liatai any warrents for lazarus?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..We'll.. have to conclude this later. A man's life is still in danger.&quot; =3=;;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">The celestial just flatly stares at Thomas while emphatically holding out the badges of Hextor. &quot;These are followers of the Scourge of Hell.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;And I didn't kill them, did I?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well that's unfortunate.&quot; He glares at Serrier.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Tanya nae n'quel.&quot; Tathi mutters.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;No, you almost let them call for backup. which is almost worse.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You had them fucking shout to half the fucking county.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Gamal... well that was quick. With yesterday's date next to it, under &quot;New Warrants,&quot; there's one for &quot;'Inquisitor' Thomas Lazarus,&quot; with a caricature of a scowling human with medium-length white wavy hair in armor.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You may still not smash them into the ground for it.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Wanted Alive.

* Gamal-Junayd brings out the warrant

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That is not how the mortal world works.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;And these Scourges are being used to enforce tryanny....and I most certainly can.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Now please behave yourself.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's how war works.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Make no mistake, Thomas Lazarus, this is a war, and I will conduct as such.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I could have fucking slapped a silencing spell before someone dealt with them, if only you have followed FUCKING PROCEDURE.&quot; 

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I will not tolerate you leaping to conclusions and attacking anyone else completely unprovoked. Reign in your conduct or I'll have this summoning contract revoked, Serrierr.&quot; &gt;:|

Miron:<font color="#000000">The short inquisitor is *still* shaking Serrier's knee

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Now let's go.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Excuse.. but I believe we're all forgetting that he is a Kordite. Conflict and confrontation are in his nature.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Miron. it seems the mace here has decided Thomas should be brought in alive. Still thinking they may be correct somehow?&quot; he hands the warrent to thomas and sees if anyone else in the party is in the list

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr glances down at Miron. &quot;Procedure? Please. I improvised.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;See, this is why we should have summoned a Holy Archon of Justice.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Subtlety? Not so much.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;They're sane.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">No one else in the party's on the list. Just Thomas.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr then looks back at Thomas.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Seems your special thomas, or they have no clue about the rest of us.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;...The humans bearing the symbol of the Scourge of Hell isn't enough for you?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">A steamed Thomas just pushes by with a harsh sigh. &quot; I was afraid of this.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi happens to glance over at the warrants.. and then she smirks to Thomas. &quot;Well, well, looks who's wanted by the law before I am.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;They're not even wearing Leaden Mace colors.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;These are Hextorians, through and through.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus mutters back, &quot;I do not expect you to understand the mortal world. Just do as we beg you.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;So? Once the devils are dealt with, the Mace and local authorities will deal with rabble and scum like this.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom tries the door.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;And I will not tolerate them in any position of authority, however minor. Tyranny must be ended swiftly, wherever it exists.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Whereas anarchy defeats itself.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;They could have been -- urhg!&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Could have been what, Thomas Lazarus?&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">It's unlocked. And I'm going to encourage clicking on this map while I'm thinking of it.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Pray tell what you think they could have been.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot; I feel a little guilty in admitting that I enjoy watching these moralities butt heads with each other. &quot;

Ennis Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;.. Excuse me.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Thomas!!&quot;

Ennis Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;But what exactly are we planning to do with them while they slumber?&quot; =w=;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;You might want to have Swallowtail check the door first!&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus blinks and looks back. &quot;..It's just an apartment building front entrance..&quot; =3=;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Just saying that it might be good practice for what is to come!&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd rifles through the guards pockets. any othe papers/notes, keys, manacles, anything interesting?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good question. Whatever we want. I'm no executioner of mortals, I'll say that much, so it's not like I'll behead them right here.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I have an idea.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Nothing harmful.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus dons an increasingly bitter look. &quot;?!&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Could simply leave them here to be collected by their fellows. I've already been spotted by a Devil, two humans seeing me isn't going to change anything.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl goes to pick them up, if not stopped, and goes to pu them into the Broken Cart.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">put*

GM:<font color="#000000">A whole lot of warrants... a book of Hextorian scripture... crossbow bolts... a few keys... a letter addressed to &quot;Dad...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What a reassuring thought. And it has you as a common denominator.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr then walks over to Thomas again.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Both the fuckups have.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..They didn't even DO anything you maniac!&quot; &gt;:|

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;And you haven't answered my question.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd checks the letter to see it isn't anythign in code

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You may not! Assault people! Just for their beliefs!&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd also takes the keys

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Which is why I did not kill them.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;They'll live, won't they? Wake up with a migrane and that's it.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus scoffs in disgust.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">No one resisting me putting them in the cart? :o

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Better than they deserve all things considered.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Nothing in code. It looks like a child's handwriting, just &quot;have a good day at work! Show those bad guys what for!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Forget it.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">not after I haev the papers and keys

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Into the cart they go.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr reaches out and puts a hand on Thomas's shoulder. It's not a crushing grip, but a firm one.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Though please.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Look, you had them shout out half a mile from here. Besides, it is not your call to determine who deserves what.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Answer. My question.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;What do you think they could have been?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus batters the hand away with all of his strength, &quot;Ordinary guards doing their jobs!&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd takes the letter and shoves it in the angels face &quot;You will NOT. Even people like these have children, parents, friends, siblings. You almost broke their skulls before my blades put them out. If you intend to go around attacking, even if only maiming instead of killing...Then you are as much a threat to this town as the devils.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I saw you summon your Darksight as you approached.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know as well as I do that wasn't true.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;He is as much of a threat. He almost strangled a Mace malconvoker.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;People in the prime material world sometimes worship the dark gods! Sometimes they have evil hearts! I have tended to people in the temple of mercy who have dark hearts! Their need is no less real! Their lives are no more worthy of compassion and tolerance and understanding!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I will not put up with you attacking people for no reason other than the color of their soul!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Now are we done with this discussion? A man's life is yet in danger!&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr...actually does seem to be given pause at that.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Unlike you, mortals can change their path. We might of been able to persuade them onto a different path if you hadn't just attacked like that.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">...

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Gamal, don't waste your breath.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Their lives are no ***less worthy

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Big type. XP

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">*typo &gt;.&gt;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It was understood. x3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We're dealing with an insane chaos spawn here.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Might as well have had summoned a vrock.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I still attempt to persuade you of things and your just as unbending Miron, if not more so as law bends less.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Hush. Now isn't the time.&quot; -.-

Lyle Petersen:<font color="#000000">Meanwhile, back in the temple, a summoner sneezes.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Destroy, maim, kill .. .such is the prerogative of chaos.&quot;

* Liatai is brick'd.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Perhaps so. Still, I knocked them out for more reasons than what I saw in them. They were in the way, and as you can see from the wanted lists, they were preparing to arrest you, Thomas.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Whenever it appears, things change, people suffer, and order and authority are unravelled.'

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I merely dealt with the matter in an expeditious way, without any blood shed.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I would so love to expose these black and white moralities to a Mr. Black type villain.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;An expedious way would have been knocking them out in silence.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We agreed on a way to deal with the problem. You decided to act on your own, and fucked up.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Fine. I can see that now. But that does not mean we can just.. plan to attack people for leading different lives than us.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you take exception to so much as that, in the middle of a war, then you may not be cut out for it. Of course, we can try to help them later.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Imprison, exessicly punish, deny mercy, such is the perrogitive of law. Both sides taken to extreme are bad miron.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why we still arguing in broad daylight at the top of our lungs.&quot; &gt;8|

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's not the issue and you fucking well know it.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;But the situation needed to be dealt with immediately, so I did.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Because you're supposed to check the bloody door for traps.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I don't know how this map transition is supposed to work or Thomas would have been inside by now. XP

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Swallowtail.. please.. at least you show some reason.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 8 + 10 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Search.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Please.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Same here. This map is a bit confusing. :B

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;No traps, unlocked.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If it's trapped, we just go through the window

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thank you.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... how is it confusing? =3=;;;;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom can't enter the building because it's LoS break.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">May I please be put inside?

* Liatai tableflips. =3=# *brick'd*

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I understand it. :p

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh.

GM:<font color="#000000">If you insist.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh, that's why.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Hello. &gt;.&gt;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">init?

Green Fiend 3:<font color="#000000">Glaive &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 15 + 9 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; !

Green Fiend 4:<font color="#000000">Glaive &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 3 + 9 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; !

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">WALP. TIME TO WHIP OUT THE ASS CREAM. GET IN THERE, MIRON.

Green Fiend 2:<font color="#000000">Glaive &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 5 + 9 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; !

Green Fiend 35:<font color="#000000">Glaive &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 13 + 9 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; !

Green Fiend 1:<font color="#000000">Glaive &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 12 + 9 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 7 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; !

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hello.&quot;

Green Fiend 34:<font color="#000000">Glaive &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 14 + 9 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 5 + 3 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; !

Green Fiend 36:<font color="#000000">Glaive &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 2 + 9 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 4 + 3 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; !

Green Fiend 38:<font color="#000000">Glaive &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 19 + 9 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 4 + 3 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; !

Glitch:<font color="#000000">..............

Green Fiend 37:<font color="#000000">Glaive &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 2 + 9 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 9 + 3 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; !

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hey.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Elven mother..&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hey.

Green Fiend 32:<font color="#000000">Glaive &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 19 + 9 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 6 + 3 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; !

Green Fiend 31:<font color="#000000">Glaive &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 5 + 9 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 4 + 3 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; !

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hey Tom.

Green Fiend 33:<font color="#000000">And finally. Glaive &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 13 + 9 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 7 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; !

Glitch:<font color="#000000">COME AT ME BRO.

VAE:<font color="#000000">can we do stuff?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">....did Tom just die? &gt;.&gt;

VAE:<font color="#000000">because if yes, Miron is gonna firebomb the inside with Earth Reaver.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Slash tink tink tink tink slash tink slash tink slash tink tink. Why did I decide to step inside after seeing them?!?!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">OH

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Protective aura!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Protective aura!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">+4 AC!

GM:<font color="#000000">First put me inside, then why did I go inside. Picky picky picky. *BRICK'D*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Make that only two slashes then.

VAE:<font color="#000000">onca again I ask, can the rest of us react, or waiting for init?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">This is like a parody; I wasn't even sure if it was actually happening. XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD

Glitch:<font color="#000000">yeah, -is- this actually happening? &gt;.&gt;

VAE:<font color="#000000">yes

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">You don't get 'react'. That doesn't exist in D&amp;D action ecology. You get surprise rounds.

VAE:<font color="#000000">they were waiting for us

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well, that, Ghost

GM:<font color="#000000">Depends! Do you want to roll new init, or use the old one?

VAE:<font color="#000000">I was using wrong terminology

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Use old is fine.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Anyway.

VAE:<font color="#000000">old

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Bufflist time!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">And unless we plan it we are never part of the surprise round.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I'd like new

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I vote for new init.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas steps inside and resists a truly staggering number of slashes; sparks pour out the doorway behind him.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Blue is Protective Aura.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;THEY HEARD US.&quot; =3=;;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...wait.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hatari.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Halp.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">wut

Green Fiend 38:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 9 + 6 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 16 + 6 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 15 + 6 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 17 + 6 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 5 + 6 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 14 + 6 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Green Fiend 38:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 4 + 6 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 1 + 6 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 6 + 6 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 11 + 6 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 10 + 6 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 6 + 6 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;NO SHIT SHEYSANTHI!&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Does a radius centered on a person start -from- their edges, or include their own space? &gt;.&gt;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hahaha

Glitch:<font color="#000000">In essense, is it really 15 feet -from- Serrierr, or a full 20 ft?

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Yes, Sheysanthi is the sherlock of Akellon. Yes, Liatai, you may begin bricking me now.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well, in Serrierr's case, he gets the benefit of being large.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It centers his core.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">CUZ I DID IT AGAIN. &gt;:)

Glitch:<font color="#000000">aha, that would be what I was asking--um...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">In anyone elses case it has to target a square edge.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So no, it isn't bigger just because he's fat.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">:B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh. Okay.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">So everyone has to stay within 15 feet. No wonder they increased radius from 10 to 20

GM:<font color="#000000">Last call! New init or old?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Old.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">New!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Less rolls.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">new

VAE:<font color="#000000">old

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Unless you love the idea of waking everyone up and doing that again..

GM:<font color="#000000">We're neck and neck, folks!

GM:<font color="#000000">... though Hatari has a point.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Yeah, let's keep old rolls, I'm fine with that

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Gonna pre-nom Tathi for that exclamation though

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Damnit meany. &gt;:P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I lol'd.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I'd just like to not be so far down the init /sigh

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">So I've done willy wonka and sherlock now.. hrm.. who should I get in next.

Swallowtail has received initiative.Glitch:<font color="#000000">......Ummmmm...

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hey....Liiiiiiiiaaaaaaaa? &gt;.&gt;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Poof! Swallowtail -- WHAT. &gt;:|

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ask me.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">WHAT NOW, GLITCH. &gt;:|

Glitch:<font color="#000000">What material is the walls of the house made out of, and how thick is it? &gt;.&gt;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">I WANT SHOOT DEVILS. &gt;:| *brick'd*

* Teeny Rin titters.

* Thomas Lazarus flicks his eyes around rapidly at the frankly outlandish horde of devils that have surrounded him. &quot;............&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Are you frickin' serious&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Stone, and I'm cutting off Kool-Aid attempts before they happen. *BRICK'D*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(Whirlwind attack! Whirlwind attack!)

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Actually no. :B

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Because if it was wood and three feet or less, then both Serrierr and Thomas -should- have Detected the massive overwhelming giant evil auras behind the walls. :B

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Oh well.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">as it stands, can still go through one foot of stone. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Like either of you checked instead of arguing.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Detect != auto.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Um.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">We both said our detects were on when we approached.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Behind the walls was well within the radius, and in the proper direction.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">That's as auto as it gets. :B

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">INVISIBLE. PLINK. &gt;:| &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 6 + 12 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+1+4d6 = 4 + 1 + 15 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Yes, and then you started arguing, and THEN they approached.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">You really think they were piled in that room the entire time?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh, well, if they weren't there to start, then okay.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The walls are obviously exactly as thick as they need to be to preserve continuity and shut you up.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Obviously.

Green Fiend 33:<font color="#000000">Ow. =w=;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hatari; yes, I rather expected that. :B

* VAE sighs

VAE:<font color="#000000">can we get on with this

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I was just bringing it up to put it in everyone's mind so it wouldn't happen again, really. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">No. *ducks*

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Was afk.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">I'm just waiting for my turn. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Making my great grandma some dinner.

GM:<font color="#000000">To answer your question, which wasn't really a question and just needling, Glitch...

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">OH! I forgot.

* Ghostwish punches VAE.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Posted.

GM:<font color="#000000">No, they weren't in the room to start. They arrived when you guys made a giant racket. =3=;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Called it!

Green Fiend 37:<font color="#000000">Glaive &#171; &#160;1d20+9+2 = 1 + 9 + 2 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; on Thomas!

* Ghostwish does an FF7 victory dance. Hatari's head goes sailing thanks to sword-twirl. Whoops.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Times like this make me realize I should really invest more GP into my AC as the main tank. Also, hitpoints. =3=c *swoosh*

Green Fiend 35:<font color="#000000">Glaive &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 7 + 9 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; !

Aelian has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">But then I couldn't have afforded this sweet sword.. =3=c *clang*

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Aelian quickly fires off a trio of arrows at Green Fiend 4 in the span of a heartbeat, and at point blank range to boot! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-2+1+1 = 13 + 15 - 2 + 1 + 1 = 28&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4+1 = 3 + 4 + 1 = 8&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187;, &#171;  &#160;1d20+15-2+1+1 = 15 + 15 - 2 + 1 + 1 = 30&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4+1 = 5 + 4 + 1 = 10&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+10-2+1+1 = 11 + 10 - 2 + 1 + 1 = 21&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4+1 = 6 + 4 + 1 = 11&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; damage!

* You roll to yourself: 45-29 =&gt; 45 - 29 = 16Green Fiend 4:<font color="#000000">The arrows sail over Tom's shoulder in a perfect arc, striking the devil as it attempted to ready its pike again. Thwp thwp thwp!

Green Fiend 36:<font color="#000000">Glaive &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 1 + 9 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; !

* Green Fiend 36 drops its glaive. =3=;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi raises her eyebrows. &quot;This is becoming hilarious.&quot;

Green Fiend 2:<font color="#000000">Glaive &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 1 + 9 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+4 = 5 + 4 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; !

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Also, this pearl of wisdom +4 was pretty expensive. I really like that, too... =3=c *swoosh, clang clang*

Sszeyl has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I live.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Question.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Can I use Thomas as an improvised weapon?

GM:<font color="#000000">...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Use your fists and be not-useless please. &gt;:T

GM:<font color="#000000">I wouldn't recomend it.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Also you're not that much stronger than me; back off. &gt;:T

VAE:<font color="#000000">you wouldn't recommend not being useless? *grin*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;:O

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Five foot step.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">And Hello Fiend 3.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+11+mod = 16 + 11 + 0 = 27&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Drow strike! &#171; &#160;1d10+6+modb = 1 + 6 + 0 = 7&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Magical damage.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Fiend 35.. man.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">This feels like I'm in Greedverse.

Green Fiend 3:<font color="#000000">The fist seems to bounce off a bit.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Done.

GM:<font color="#000000">Don't be too concerned. I just forgot to correct numbers when copy-pasting.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Oh please. Dorf Fortress is the one that likes tossing 12 man enemy parties at you. :P

GM:<font color="#000000">So if you see Pig 1, Pig 2, and Pig 4, sometimes there is no Pig 3. =3= *brick'd*

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">REMEMBER THE CATS AND SPIDERS? &gt;:3

Green Fiend 34:<font color="#000000">Glaive &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 10 + 9 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 7 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+4 = 11 + 4 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You're all too quick to forget The station Mr. Wish.

Ennis Baker has received initiative.Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Which one? =3=;

* Thomas Lazarus is clearly not paying very much attention while being wailed on. =3=c

GM:<font color="#000000">Hatari, your NPC is ready!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Illusionist, save your power.&quot;

* Ennis Baker sweatdrops. &quot; My word..&quot; o_o;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">By OOC which he means delay at least one init count until after me. :B

Ennis Baker:<font color="#FF0000">She delays to 1. There's nothing especially valuable she can do at this moment that wouldn't also fuck up the melee.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;It may not be needed...&quot;

Serrierr has received initiative.Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr's gravity-defying floating air, which has all along been waving as if it were underwater, starts to wildly toss about as if Serrierr is being gusted as his glow grows strong and light rises from beneath him. Even his wingfeathers are starting to ruffle up. He raises an arm, as golden energy begins to collect. &quot;An opportune moment if I ever saw one.&quot; he then shouts something in Celestial, and yet, somehow, everyone can understand him. &quot;(By Kord's Sword, SMITE THE WICKED HELLSPAWN!&quot; Holy Smite! All Evil Outsiders in that radius burst take a whopping &#171; &#160;10d6 = 38&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; holy damage! Will saving throw (DC 20) to halve the damage, and if they fail and are -somehow- still alive, they are blinded!

Green Fiend 38:<font color="#000000">Roll SR.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">....for each one, or alltogether? &gt;.&gt;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Thirty-eight times!!!1!

Green Fiend 38:<font color="#000000">Just once, unless you fail that roll. :B

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">SR check: &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 12 + 12 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; (just 1d20 plus caster level, right?)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yep.

Green Fiend 38:<font color="#000000">Yep! And that's a success. x3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Barring feats.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Watch them all explode.

Green Fiend 38:<font color="#000000">... now to roll Will twelve times. =3=;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Nahhh they have more HP than that.

Green Fiend 38:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 10 + 5 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 15 + 5 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 18 + 5 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 18 + 5 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 11 + 5 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 20 + 5 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Aw, damn.

Green Fiend 38:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 2 + 5 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 13 + 5 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 19 + 5 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 15 + 5 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 4 + 5 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 8 + 5 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;.&gt;;;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">annnnd aelian's existing inventory shoots right over his level 8 spending limit. I'm just gonna say he's got about a 100 gold spending money. ^^;;;;;;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">The entire building is suddenly FILLED with an explosion of radiant energy.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Liatai, gonna need you to remind me which mask he got. ^^;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">And any of those things who failed the save and are still alive, remember, are blinded

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">ones who saved take half damage and no blindness

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Another time, probably.. &gt;:P

* You roll to yourself: 45-38 =&gt; 45 - 38 = 7Serrierr:<font color="#000000">The blinding only lasts for one round, until Serrierr's next turn.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">One use of Holy Smite expended.

* You roll to yourself: 45-19 =&gt; 45 - 19 = 26* Liatai maths.

Green Fiend 4:<font color="#000000">Well, there's one exploded!

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Well damn it all.&quot; Tathi says, pouting.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Aelian glances back with a questioning look.

Green Fiend 3:<font color="#000000">... just one. Though the rest all look severely damaged as a chorus of unholy howls fills the air, and the ones without yellow marks clutch at their eyes.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">...and needless to say, since that was Serrierr's standard action and there's almost nothing else he can do this turn with only a move action, end turn. :B

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Here I was, all happy that I finally have a legitimate reason to throw a fireball into Sheysanthi's house, and then it goes and slips away.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Darn.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Throw it anyway?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;It's just not the same, Gamal.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm still in here.&quot; =w=;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi grins, and then shrugs. &quot;Eh, you'll live.&quot;

Green Fiend 3:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Miss chance...

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;He did just save Kor's life.&quot; =3=;;

* Green Fiend 3 swings widely.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... How terrible is it that I actually find even that small amount of upbeat, can-do attitude to be refreshing?&quot;

* Edaric doesn't bring up that he saved Kor, to save Tom... but he does give Aelian a bit of a dark look.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Morale is important, Thomas, that is all.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Wait, did he? Shit, so much healing I couldn't tell what was going where. XD

Green Fiend 1:<font color="#000000">Glaive &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 15 + 9 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+4 = 3 + 4 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;!

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">I was just changing HP numbers DON'T KILL ME. XP

Miron has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Don't worry, Ed. I know you've been doing the healing these days while I get all stressed and distracted.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">..As glaives bounce off his head..

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;No.. Wait. That was Ed. Sorry Thomas. Fireball away, Tathi!&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Sure, sure. The second time you've forgotten my existence today. That's all right. I can deal. Ass. *brick'd*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; =w=;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Ladies, ladies.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;You're both pretty.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Now shut up and kill fiends.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">I take it at this point, dropping in an earth reaver would be a bit pointless.

* Glitch brb afks

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well Tom probably would't appreciate getting nuked.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Nonsense. He loves it. Ask Tathi.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Hey. Hatari.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">&gt;:3

* Dr. Hatari smacks.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">XP

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron opens his book and furiously flicks through the pages. &quot;Barbarians, bathrooms batteries... Barbazu! Here it is!&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 18 + 8 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Dark Knowledge (foe)

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Use low cuts.. they can't block them well, not with those glaives.. .or so the book says.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Everyone + 2d6 damage in melee

Miron:<font color="#000000">And, move, and cast Light of Lunia, normal one.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Rin quit cheating vision and get your ass out of there.

VAE:<font color="#000000">end turn

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d20+13+1 = 5 + 13 + 1 = 19&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+5+2d6+2d6 = 6 + 5 + 12 + 4 = 27&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">hmmm

Teeny Rin:<font color="#000000">The GM moved me, it's cool.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Hard, white light envelops the inquisitor's feet.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He turns and slashes fiend .... 35 =3=;; &#171; &#160;1d20+13+1 = 11 + 13 + 1 = 25&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+5+2d6+2d6 = 9 + 5 + 6 + 7 = 27&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ack, phone.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Wait, that should be 5 points lower. Second attack in a full attack.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Then a third slash on number, let's say, 1. &#171; &#160;1d20+13+1 = 8 + 13 + 1 = 22&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+5+2d6+2d6 = 4 + 5 + 10 + 2 = 21&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Done~.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Okay, did we discover what immunities weaknesses these things have in a previous session?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Only three times now.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Poison and fire. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And invisibility.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Even if you didn't, I assume Miron have told ya.

VAE:<font color="#000000">like... the above was a knowledge roll

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">waiting on results of thomas attacks before I move in

VAE:<font color="#000000">the side effect of actually enabling you to damage them better is that.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I suppose I should've waited for feedback on my swings before choosing subsequent targets, too.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">But, ehn, autoattack. Fuck it.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He will five foot step to the east or west if one of those spaces opens up, though.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Chatty grandma DX

Glitch:<font color="#000000">back

Green Fiend 3:<font color="#000000">Dead, dead, nearly dead!

Green Fiend 3:<font color="#000000">Which way, Tom?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It may also bear mention Tom's weapon bypasses their fiendish damage reduction as a Good weapon.

* Thomas Lazarus steps east.

GM:<font color="#000000">Gamal!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">everyones are at the moment

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">okay. time..to DANCE!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh yes. Don't forget -everyone- was given Blessed weapons, though Hatari's already was.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Ehn, you never know, it might've been 12 minutes by now.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Both Gamal's scimmys are blessed

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">auto tumbling at full speed

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We did faff about for like an hour of chat. :B

GM:<font color="#000000">Tom's wounds keep bleeding... (HP adjusted.)

Glitch:<font color="#000000">not....really...

Glitch:<font color="#000000">maybe OOC, but definitely not in-game...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">1st attack on 2 (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 7 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+20+AMod = 7 + 20 + 0 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 4d6+9+DMod = Dam = (13 + 9 + 0) = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;definitely&quot; 9.9

Green Fiend 2:<font color="#000000">Dead fiend!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">on 34 and this is all merciful

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">If I were a betting man, I would use your definite confidence in something as a sign that it should get 1:10 odds. *bricked*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 13 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+20+AMod = 13 + 20 + 0 = 33&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 4d6+8+DMod = Dam = (9 + 8 + 0) = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&gt;8[

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">on 33 (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 20 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+15+AMod = 20 + 15 + 0 = 35&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 4d6+9+DMod = Dam = (14 + 9 + 0) = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) Crit Threat! (Confirmation Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+15+AMod = 16 + 15 + 0 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Crit Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam +1d6+9+DMod = 23 + 5 + 9 + 0 = 37&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">ooh, auto crits go!

Green Fiend 33:<font color="#000000">Oof, yep, that killed it, even with nonlethal damage.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">last on 32 (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 4 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+15+AMod = 4 + 15 + 0 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam =4d6+8+DMod = Dam = (15 + 8 + 0) = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

GM:<font color="#000000">Fiends begin to fall wholesale before the party's swordsmen!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and move in to flank for thoms next round.

* Thomas Lazarus flinches as super-sonic Gamal safety dances through the place, spilling fiends like it's going out of style.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh yeah

Glitch:<font color="#000000">and don't forget Dark Knowledge bonus!

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">dark knowledge the reason gamal wishes miron wasn't sucha pain

* Glitch buffs

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">the dk bonus is in there

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

Green Fiend 31:<font color="#000000">This one drops its glaive and proceeds to lay into Gamal with its claws, sidling north. 2 claws &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 8 + 8 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+2 = 1 + 2 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+8 = 9 + 8 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+2 = 5 + 2 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Otherwise he'd just kinda get rid of him, huh

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">nope and nope

* Green Fiend 38 looks around, then snaps its fingers and vanishes. &gt;.&gt;;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">They only tolerate you for your buffs, Miron.

Tathi has received initiative.Tathi has received initiative.Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Your delicious raidbuffs.

Tathi has received initiative.Tathi has received initiative.Tathi has received initiative.Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">HEY I'M HERE :P

Tathi has received initiative.Tathi has received initiative.Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi makes a quick gesture chant, and tosses out a handful of iron and copper pellet, which flash and form into a rolling ball of lightning! Eek!

Tokens dropped onto map 'Yoriver - Sheythsanthi's House'Ball Lightning:<font color="#9933FF">BZZZZZZAAAPPP!!! Reflex DC 20 or take half of &#171; &#160;10d6 = 28&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; points of shock damage!

Green Fiend 34:<font color="#000000">SR?

Miron:<font color="#000000">Shut up. They appreciate my insight.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 15 + 10 = 25&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; caster check! +1 if it's evocation! +4 to overcome spell resistence!

Green Fiend 34:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 5 + 7 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">What dark knowledge buffs? =3=;

Green Fiend 34:<font color="#000000">The creature... explodes. Ew.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Oh, I see.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That doesn't work on spells.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">or take half? TO take half. *fixes*

Edaric has received initiative.* Edaric cranes his neck, trying to peer around the giant angel. &quot;Need any healing in there?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;A little -- but -- wait! It's still way too dangerous in here for low-armor!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Thomas is bleeding to death.&quot;

* Edaric moves up and readies a spell anyway, trying to keep Tom in view.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom takes forty AoOs just for speaking. &gt;:X

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">But you only have one enemy threatening you.

* Green Fiend 32 steps back, growling and clutching its side... then snaps its fingers and disappears.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I count five. &gt;:O

Ennis Baker has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well four now. &gt;.&gt;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;They are running away&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Hatari, your NPC.

Ennis Baker:<font color="#FF0000">A knock-down drag-out battle with lots of close quarters fighting, that the group is handily winning, no less, is no place for an illusionist to waste her spells. She keeps up a vigil for now.

Swallowtail has received initiative.* Swallowtail steps back and reloads her crossbow, leaving room for the healers and fighters.

Ennis Baker:<font color="#FF0000">Although you better believe I entertained the thought of just tentacle-bombing the house and leaving Thomas to fend for himself.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">TATHIS OF THE WORLD.. &gt;:O!

Green Fiend 37:<font color="#000000">Snap! Pop.

Aelian has received initiative.Aelian has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Aelian has recieved initiative.

GM:<font color="#000000">Oops. Misspelling.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Guess he's just afk. =w=;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I thought I said afk. -.-

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Sorry!

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">You did not.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">But you are forgiven.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Whoa.. did you know you can move tokens with the arrow keys???

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Neat.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Yes.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Okay, brb toast.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Aelian nocks two arrows at once and fires at Green Fiend #1, at point blank range to boot!! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-4+1+1 = 7 + 15 - 4 + 1 + 1 = 20&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4+1+2d6 = 2 + 4 + 1 + 6 = 13&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+15-4+1+1 = 8 + 15 - 4 + 1 + 1 = 21&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4+1+2d6 = 1 + 4 + 1 + 9 = 15&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187;!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Done!

* Ghostwish looks over at hatari's message. Looks up. Half a city on fire. &quot;I thought I paused this too.&quot; =3=

Green Fiend 1:<font color="#000000">Another dead fiend, with one arrow between the eyes and another buried to the fletching in its chest.

* Green Fiend 36 eyes the rolling ball of lightning, and then snaps its fingers. Pop!

Sszeyl has received initiative.Sszeyl has received initiative.Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr mutters something in Celestial.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl calmly walks around Thomas, and a corpse on his way to Gamal's side.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">When suddenly.

Serrierr whispers: if anyone knows or cares, it was &quot;I hate that they can do that.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Alright.. I only see one left alive. It's clear enough to get in, Ed. Anyone else, too. Keep your guard up; a lot of them are teleporting.&quot; &gt;:|

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+11+mod = 10 + 11 + 4 = 25&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Drow strike! &#171; &#160;1d10+6+modb = 10 + 6 + 2d6 = 162d6&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Magical damage.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">OH GODS

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">=3=

Green Fiend 31:<font color="#000000">Glaive &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 19 + 9 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; AoO on Sszeyl!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;2d6 = 12&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">wasn't that the one that dropped glaive to attack me?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;162d6 = 560&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage? :U

Green Fiend 31:<font color="#000000">... you're right. =3=;

Green Fiend 31:<font color="#000000">Never mind that. I'm dead. =3=

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl puts his fist -through- its head.

GM:<font color="#000000">Combat over!

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Saved by serendipity!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;These devils are good at running when in danger.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Devils.&quot; Serrierr spits.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">The old man casually removes his hand from the corpse which twitches violently as it hits the ground.

* Edaric nods, heading in and touching two glowing fingers to Tom's shoulder. &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 14 + 8 = 22&#160;  &#187; CL check...

* Thomas Lazarus cleans his blade -- and winces as a bit of bleeding finally reaches his notice.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;2d8+3 = 9 + 3 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage is healed, Tom, and you're no longer bleeding out.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Alright, let's get in there and grab who we came for--if whoever it is hasn't been taken already.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd looks around. notices the pie

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Thank you, Ed.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Those bastards. they desecrated a pie!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;There is no one here.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Baked goods do NOT deserve such treatment.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Hey! Do not run off!!&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;2d8+3 = 12 + 3 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; And a wand tap. &quot;No problem. You okay? That was something.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Sheysanthi loved his traps! You've been warned!&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">The Eladrin tries to squeeze into the place, then gets frustrated at having to stoop down, and softly bursts into his cloud of lightshards form, while seeming to try and scrunch himself up.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Swallow...get in here and case the place&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Yoink on the journal.

GM:<font color="#000000">Devils removed to save trouble moving.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(Token made medium for ease of moving around)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Does Sszeyl read it?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He's looking all around with his Blessed Sight and See Invisibility.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Ayup.

Sheythsanthi's Notes:<font color="#000000">Yoriver hasn't seen an invasion like this since tales of old. This isn't the first time, but they are earnestly trying now. The question is, from where? The Count seems such a likely scape goat. How far down does the rabbit hole go from there?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">*noms toast*

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Damnit Hatari.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">You made my stomach growl at me. :|

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yes, I'm okay... to my amazement.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It's a good thing that was me, and not.. ... ..well.. anyone else.&quot;

* Swallowtail proceeds to start searching doorways.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Shit.. any sight of him?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 7 + 10 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 20 + 10 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;There were fiends in here.. Where could he have gone?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;...&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Trap door.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;In here. There is trap door under bed.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl hands over a journal to Tom.

* Gamal-Junayd goes about oving the bed

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;?&quot; He takes it.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl lifts the bed easily.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom also reaches out and casts Shield Other on Sszeyl after a moment's hesitation. &gt;:O

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">With or without Gamal on it.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">SHIELD'D for 10 hours.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Don't forget to tap your rings together! *brick'd*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is the trap door...trapped?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;''Hold, everyone. Allow me to renew your blessings. They will wear off, soon.&quot;''

Sheythsanthi's Notes:<font color="#000000">The journal is written in Elven, Tom.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron has 30ft of light around him due to the Light of Lunia

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">The cloud of lightshards swirls around everyone in sequence, re-granting Bless Weapon to everyone.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">everyone that has a weapon, that is.

* Gamal-Junayd gets crit awesomeness renewed

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Swallowtail, do you have any skill with trap detection?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Serrierr should be able to just reach out and touch the weapons. No need to play baton relay.

Ennis Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Should I stay here to watch the entrance, while you investigate?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Do not stay alone.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus pauses and looks back.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Hatari; he is. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;You will be overwhelmed.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;That might be wise. We don't want an ambush.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sszeyl is right.. but someone must stay.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you can stay hidden.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Madam is an illusionist. Is that right?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">I said he swirls next to everyone in turn. He can still use his spell-likes in lightshard form.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 6 + 10 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; investigate~

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I vote the Outsider.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I vote too.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The outsider has proven enough of an security risk already.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;What about Serrierr? his presence might disuade anything short of a devil patrol&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;You presume much to think you can dictate my actions by a vote, little ones.&quot;

Ennis Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;I am. That's why I asked. I could throw up an illusion of those two guards without much of a problem.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fucking up down below, in a place full of traps ican bring death.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And unfortunately, to one of us rather than him.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">...&quot;I almost say maybe both of you should stay. to keep an eye on each other.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Rash action is the last thing we need there.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That's a grand idea, madam. Please do. And stay safe. Call if you see anything at all. ... One never knows where those devils will teleport back to.&quot; {:|

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;As for the unconcious guards...illusionist, what are the most advanced figments in your repertoir?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..I'm honestly a little uneasy leaving you by yourself, at that thought.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Could you, perhaps, project an image that they are in another environment entirely and they will believe it?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;If they wake up before we return, that is.&quot;

Ennis Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not today, unfortunately.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Can you plot them?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not even project, say, the image of them being trapped in a metal cell?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Someone else does have to stay with her.. it's never a good idea to leave a single guard.&quot;

Ennis Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not while maintaining the image that they're standing guard. Most of my magic today was designed to keep my family safe, not project image after image.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;''Hm. I see.&quot;''

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">The cloud of lightshards floats over the the two guards. Heal Check: &#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 19 + 18 = 37&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; to see how long it will take them to wake up?

Guard 2:<font color="#000000">A few hours. They're well and truly out.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Heh. this is one of those things universally accepted through literature

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;''As far as I can tell, they should not wake for several hours. If we're not back at the temple in less than one, then we will be having bigger worries than them.&quot;''

VAE:<font color="#000000">In reality ,being out for hours means likely brain damage

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;There was a trap. No more.&quot; Swallowtail holds up a broken, tangled mess of wire. &quot;Someone was here.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Hmm.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Shall we?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;No time to lose then&quot; gamal goes through

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Gonna be in and out. Making supper, feeding douglas, fighting gremlins.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Maybe Tathi's rat should stay behind. That way, we'll be alerted if something happens here.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ma'am, if you can, please cast your illusions, but remain walking with us. I can't in good conscience leave you behind when fiend soldiers could appear back here at any random moment.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Shey wouldn't set off his own trap..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We shouldn't wait any longer.&quot;

Ennis Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Unfortunately, I need to stay near the illusion to maintain it... so I'll go with you.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus just nods, then.

Aelian has received initiative.Aelian has received initiative.Aelian has received initiative. Gamal-Junayd whispers: am I dead from going through? heh

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">HEY IM RIGHT HERE. :P

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do you know Exploding Runes? Maybe just trapping the entry in a way that'll alert us is a way out of this mess.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">IT'S GO-TIME.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Down the passage, then.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd looks around

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">right, afkish kinda sorta, will pop in from time to time

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Swallow, any other exits?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=ETdRWL3rf6Q

VAE:<font color="#000000">This is addictive

* Swallowtail begins to search the walls. &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 2 + 10 = 12&#160;  &#187; ...

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Click. &quot;WHA!&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 8 + 9 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Reflex!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Your bard suddenly disappears through the floorboards. &#171; &#160;3d6 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Pansy.

* Gamal-Junayd steps on those floor boards trying to trigger the trap without falling through

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr returns to his humanoid form, sighing.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll get him.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">... that was quite the long fall. Ed's picking himself up a good thirty feet below you.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ed!&quot; D: Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm okay... ow. &quot; The bard's voice floats up from below.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I should have had true sight ready for this swinery.&quot;

* Swallowtail looks back... then realizes the other party members have it covered and begins to take twenty.

* Thomas Lazarus looks pretty uneasy, but an angel is on the job. Well.. some sort of angel. &gt;.&gt;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr squeezes into the hole, floats down to Edaric's position, the glowing angel slowly decending over him. When Serrierr reaches Edaric's level, he holds out a hand.

* Thomas Lazarus decides to stay put lest he fall. {:/

Edaric:<font color="#000000">It's a vey, VERY tight squeeze. Escape Artist check, Serrierr?

VAE:<font color="#000000">who else is listening to octagons on repeat?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">...... It's Jack Black talking about octagons, mate.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You're weird.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Damn! Ed! Are you okay!?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">but..but..but.. it's synth music

* Dr. Hatari immediately turned it off. O_o

VAE:<font color="#000000">wait twenty seconds in

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Contrarily.

* Thomas Lazarus sighs pensively and looks about. &quot;...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl walks everywhere.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Escape Artist, taking 10. &#171; &#160;10+3 = 10 + 3 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;. If that doesn't work, then Serrierr takes his time with 20, shimmying his way up.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Click.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Secret passage.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Good work.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Someone had too much fucking time on their fucking hands.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Great. Can you keep searching for more traps?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Does the Mace here have holiday for half a week or what?&quot;

* Edaric is retrieved, wincing a little as he's set down. &quot;Thanks. Yeah, I'm okay.&quot; Wand tap for self. &#171; &#160;2d8+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160;  &#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Gamal, keep behind. There might be more traps.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;If we can find him alive, it was hardly a waste, afterall.&quot;

Ennis Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;He is an elf.&quot;

* Swallowtail nods, leading the way.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Unfortunately, he is.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Liatai, I think Edaric is still Hidden.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Onward, then?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">He is.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;No traps. Empty room.&quot;

* Swallowtail begins to -- DAMMIT SERRIERR.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron keeps straight behind Swallowtail.

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Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">WAY TO GO, FAT-BUTT.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">sorry, I thought she was already into the room.

VAE:<font color="#000000">aahaha

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I was moving blindly. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Tokenmaptoolism.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Not IC&gt;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so much to explore

VAE:<font color="#000000">see, this is why handmaps are best

Glitch whispers: Also, are we supposed to see a passage behind the bookcase already? &gt;.&gt;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Another journal&quot;

* Liatai throttles &gt;:E

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hold on while I fix your fat angel's problem. =w=;

* Thomas Lazarus cautiously follows.

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Gamal-Junayd whispers: is it supposed to be obvious theres a passage past the book shelf?

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron proceeds to examine the journal.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Damn you Serrierr.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">And your Lovely Lady Lumps.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">back with hotdogs wiff mayo

Liatai:<font color="#000000">-- FFFFFFF

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Can't make out my arse from knee here. It's in damn elven.&quot;

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Glitch:<font color="#000000">o.o?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">You missed some VBL.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I CAN'T FIX IT

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Behind the bookshelf.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">SERRIERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR &gt;:E

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">..It looks fixed.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">IT WON'T FIX FOR THE FAT ANGEL.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron deposits the journal back on the shelf as if it was a used corn cob. Used in the way you use them in a latrine.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">HOLD ON.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">It's not my fault! It was a teeny passage! D: VAE:<font color="#000000">I said leave him upstairs.

VAE:<font color="#000000">:3

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">:3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">make him medium till next combat

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Temporarily making the token SMall, if that happens...

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">er, medium

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">*if that helps

* Liatai banishes fatangel &gt;:E

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">BETTER KEEP A LOW PROFILE, THEY SAID. DON'T WANT TO ATTRACT ATTENTION, THEY SAID.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">You're the one who made a teeny BENDY passage. Dx

Liatai:<font color="#000000">WHY CAN'T I FIX IT.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh quit whining.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I WARNED YOU.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Stoopid bendy passages. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">BUT NO YOU HAD TO BRING FATANGEL.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">warned? Warned what? o.o

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">*snrk*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">HELP. =.=;;;;;;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Man, if I didn't know Flint, I'd think Kordites are morons.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Liatai: there's no fix. We're fine, we see nothing, but you, the GM, have a 'master' memory or something that never forgets.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Now I just know that their angels are.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Yeah but seriously.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I've had the same problem. With Grey. &gt;:P

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It looks fine.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Everything looks FINE until I click Serrierr.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Except Ed's invisible.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Let's roll.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Except for that one patch of VBL missing.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Doesn't look fine for me though, there's a huge chunk of fog cut out...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Okay. Lemme catch up. =w=;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Behind the bookshelf.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Yay. \o/

Liatai:<font color="#000000">FFFFFFF

Glitch:<font color="#000000">weird that only Hatari's getting the fixed fog. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">No, it's only you.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">WHO TURNED ON INDIVIDUAL FOG.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">mine is fixed

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Because you broke it.

VAE:<font color="#000000">my fog is fixed too

Glitch:<font color="#000000">....OH.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Well.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">THAT explains it.

* Meany looks at Server Host.

* VAE facepaws

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Everyone.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">GLARE AT GHOST&gt; :U

* VAE GLARES

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I still fail to see the problem. |T

* VAE too

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hatari; exactly.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">:B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We're big boys and girls here except Glitch and Vae.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We can ignore it and move on with the scene.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">And sometimes Ram.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">This dungeon loses all its fun if we have an omniscient angel.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Here's an idea.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">well, a quick server reboot should do the trick.

* VAE is a lynx

VAE:<font color="#000000">Fuck this

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Hey. Railock's plenty mature. Except when he giggles like a schoolgirl.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">No one even needs to close anything out.

VAE:<font color="#000000">My fog works well

VAE:<font color="#000000">Wait.. Railock and mature?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Delete then import a Library'd version of the token.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">:3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ghost kinda lost me there

VAE:<font color="#000000">Anyways, let's fucking play on

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Server reboot, and Ghost make sure you UNcheck individualfog.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Let's try it. Glitch, do you have a saved version of fatangel.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">You've already been voted as immature. :p

VAE:<font color="#000000">fuck reboot

Glitch:<font color="#000000">That would wix everything.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You'd better. I'm deleting him.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">No, I don't, actually. &gt;.&gt;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">NO!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">WAIt

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

Liatai:<font color="#000000">DON'T SAVE HIM. &gt;::E

VAE:<font color="#000000">Guys, carry on

Liatai:<font color="#000000">YOU'LL SAVE THE BROKEN FOG.

* VAE sigh

Glitch:<font color="#000000">don't--buhh&gt;?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Stop.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">She's going full-Lolth!

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Look what you've done to her.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Can we just, like , play on?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">There is no fixing this. I have said.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">She's got four eyes.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and fuck the fucking fog?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">And by the way? When the fuck did we start turning individual fog off????

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">make a new token. give it same face. copyu all info delete old

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">When Liatai asked it to be so.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Look, we'd have even been fine with fucking handdrawn maps, the old way

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ghost; ......

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No. No we can't. Because an omniscient angel ruins the traps and fun stuff.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">About ten sessions ago.

* VAE sigh sigh sigh

Glitch:<font color="#000000">when we first moved to this vwersion of MT in the first place

Glitch:<font color="#000000">because it caused unbelievable lag then

Liatai:<font color="#000000">DELETING FATANGEL. &gt;:E

Glitch:<font color="#000000">You seem to have forgotten.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Why can't we just replace the fucking angel then?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">MAH TOKEN

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Remake it.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">MAH FOG. &gt;:E

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I don't have it saved!

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;And so; he died.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">I thought I'm the troll here.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">HE'S A STOCK ELADRIN. REMAKE IT. &gt;:E

VAE:<font color="#000000">and I see everyone is outdoing me

Glitch whispers: why not just tell Ghost to reboot the server?

Glitch whispers: t would take all of ten seconds and we'd never have to deal with individual fog again

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">... I think I'm gonna leave indi fog on. Because this is fucking hilarious. XP

Liatai:<font color="#000000">REMAKE THE TOKEN. &gt;:E

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Meanwhile, in shit that matters town.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... sorry.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Population: Dwindling.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahhaa

VAE:<font color="#000000">We all fail tonight

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Kind of lost it there. ^^;;;;;;; Too hot in here...

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Except Santa.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Lia, happens to all of us

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">At least it's not like me.

* VAE managed to get his anger affinity get the better of him on thursday night

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">No, you're not supposed to see the passage, but we'll assume Swallowtail found it in addition to the two doors.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Where losing it involves pushing people down stairs.

Sheythsanthi's Notes:<font color="#000000">Now. Is anyone reading this journal?

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">What passage?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron was, but dropped it off because it was in elven

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I believe someone did.

Glitch whispers: At least make sure to tell Ghost to make sure individual fog is always turned off from now on. Dunderhead has forgotten. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl yoinks that journal.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Le read.

Miron:<font color="#000000">This is not what real writing looks like.

Glitch whispers: he does that, a lot...always forgetting things we decide on ways back

You whisper to Glitch: I see no new token.

Miron:<font color="#000000">This is wankery.

Sheythsanthi's Notes:<font color="#000000">This has been a most curious development. I have noted the activities of many drow in the area, and yet I can feel Her Hand guiding me towards a truth I can scarcely believe. These are not spiders of the betrayer at all, but another group entirely. Their actions lack malice, their motives are clearly not evil, until I discovered this my usual investigations and traps that served me so well in the war wrought nothing. Now, I believe them to be a band of outcasts of some sort, seeking merely survival. Could contact be possible? Perhaps I need a different kind of net for my traps.

Glitch whispers: no, because my computer is locking up and it's going to take some time for it to work enough for me to drop a new one it. :/

You whisper to Glitch: Fine, I'll make one.

Glitch whispers: no, no, I have the images I wanted at the proper resolutions...

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl passes it to Tathi.

* Thomas Lazarus looks around in slight astonishment.

Glitch whispers: Just give me a few minutes.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Good thing Miron couldn't read this

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..There's quite a lot more to this fellow than I had first guessed when we met.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Secret passage here...&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Opinion of Sheythshanti &gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; falling

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi blinks, and looks at the book. &quot;What is this?&quot; She says, and then gives Sszeyl a wry look. &quot;Really now, good monk? Robbing the home of my old nemesis before me? Are you trying to upstage me?&quot;

Glitch whispers: Although if would have had ghost reboot the server and turn of individual fog, this would have been solved a long time ago. Oh well.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Confronted with a crack LMS investigator finding the Raiders are obviously not evil.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;If he is a trapmaster, I expect things left in plain view to be trapped.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Reaction? Of course, dismiss as bullshit.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Perhaps with Exploding Runes.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

VAE:<font color="#000000">That's how it works. Especially if the investigator is an elf.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;He is sofar mediocre in trapmastery.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hell... Finding the raiders not evil is like automatic red flag.

Tokens dropped onto map 'Yoriver - Sheythsanthi's House'Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Before waiting on Sszeyl's answer, she takes the book. &quot;Oh, his journal.&quot; She says, and actually reads the last passages outloud for everyone to hear. &quot;Wow. So he knows about the Raiders?&quot; She reads more into the journal.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Once again, Tom and Anise are so very lucky in certain circumstances Miron is willing to trust them more than his own judgement

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;So.. he's been trying to detain the scum as well? Seems like a man I'd like to meet.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Swallowtail, are you able to open the passage?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We are lucky there is some way to make you consider things steeped in reality rather than wild PTSD derangement fantasies, yes.

Sheythsanthi's Notes:<font color="#000000">There's nothing more in this journal, except scant disjointed notes. Maybe there are other ones?

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi hrmphs. &quot;He's doing it again. Keeping multiple records.&quot; She says.. and then turns a little pink. &quot;I.. might be the cause behind that. I used to take to ruining his reports when I was younger.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus gives Miron a flat look. &quot;...&quot; There's no point in saying a word, so he doesn't.

* Swallowtail presses a knot on the bookshelf. &quot;There is this, and two doors, there and there. I search.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Aelian smirks. &quot;You called him your nemesis earlier.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 19 + 10 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+10 = 6 + 10 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Good work.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Well he was always arresting me and ruining my fun!&quot; She blurts.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I like him more and more.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Trap.&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 11 + 5 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Disable Device...

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;... this would be easier if Gnogglebolt here.&quot; &gt;:d

* Thomas Lazarus looks over sharply.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;If I may.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Well that's good.. If there's a trap, that means they didn't come this way.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;No. Nothing is easier with that shael vuk&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Some things would be.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 16 + 5 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Disable Device...

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Durn.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">DD is trained only.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Can't roll Assist.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I get the feeling there's some bad blood between those two gnomes.&quot;

* Swallowtail carefully extracts a dripping needle from the lock. &quot;Poison. Careful.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's something one does not see every day.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Oh, that's nothing.&quot;

* Swallowtail drops the needle in a vial and caps it.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Don't call him a gnome. He's a blood traitor, allied with the lolthians.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;There's a lot of bad blood between a lot of us.&quot; He folds his arms and observes the ninja work.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Whining dog. =w=;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Miron, please put aside your issues.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I was not the one who brought that piece of dross up.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;It is time to be a professional. There are vagrants to pummel.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The only professional with something to do at the moment is the illustrious Swallowtail.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Brother, shut up.&quot; Tom remarks annoyedly. &quot;We don't know any Lolthians; you're wildly making up facts. The one sect of actually murderous Drow we've ever even almost crossed paths with are Helvirahel.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;And even they aren't Lolthian anymore.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Well.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Publically, no.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And who the hell do you think Altonor and his cronies are? If they aren't lolthians themselves they're still protecting a city full of the spiderfucking scum.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Orgolloyss doesn't actually do any purges anymore.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That makes them just as bad.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Not without a holy symbol being discovered.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Like mithril white plate is just as bad as blackguard black plate.&quot; He stares at the gnome with folded arms.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Stop spreading lies.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . . Tom, it did look black and.. .that's different&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;No, it is not.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Enough.&quot; He looks back to the doors.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Now there are more important things to do.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;My my. A follower of Old Heavy Handed making up 'facts' to justify his own perceptions.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 16 + 10 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Search...

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;....I wish I could say I haven't seen that before, but. I understand now. Thank you.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I.. No.. you don't understand..&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lock and trap.&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 5 + 10 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 8 + 5 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

* Swallowtail hisses and draws back her hand. &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 9 + 3 = 12&#160;  &#187;

* Thomas Lazarus remains on first-aid duty, at the ready. The disarming process is watched carefully.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Are you okay?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Maien quel so far. If they haven't gotten past traps and locks..&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I .. I was telling a tale to Anise and the rest of the folk I drink with... Everyone .. it's like a fisherman never catches a fish shorter than his arm.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hey ghost, check Liatalk in a second.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm not a liar or anything such.. and the lolthian city does exist.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not... sure... luce... &quot; Flump.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh dear.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What the fuck happened!? Swallowtail?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus kneels and checks Swallowtail immediately. Heal: &#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 6 + 14 = 20&#160;  &#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Be a dear, Thomas, and tend to her.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl proceeds to try beating the door down.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can do a dispel if it's a trite magical effect.. just.. fuck..&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Unconscious, with no further signs of injury except a needle prick... Tom is able to stop the poison from doing any further damage, but your ninja's still out for &#171; &#160;1d3 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; hours.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Hells bells, is she allright!?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Poison..&quot; He knits his brow and staunches the entry point. &quot;..Yes..&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Brother.. what is it?!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Probably designed to incapacitate for later capture.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well. I think...with this many traps..we just start destroying doors. who's good at breaking them down?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;10+6 = 10 + 6 = 16&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Is that enough to get over Hardness? :V

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;At least.. fuck. The only one who could have checked for this shit.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">crap, I was afk.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Um!

* Gamal-Junayd looks to the celestial

* Thomas Lazarus props Swallowtail upright against the nearby bench and remains by her side. &quot;I can take care of this, but it's going to take some time..&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Are you immune to poisons?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I'm.. not sure we have a choice at this point. Who else is good with traps?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not me .. no.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Heal check: &#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 2 + 18 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; to identify -why- Swallowtail is unconcious.

GM:<font color="#000000">Yep! There's a nice dent in the door now.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr moves in and examines Swallowtail closely. &quot;Hold on. I might be able to do something about this...&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Aelian glances down. Is that journal still lying there?

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">It's a table, but the ninja is still conked out cold.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;10+6*10 = 10 + 6 * 10 = 70&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"> Going to kick her ass for being poisoned or something? =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">*BRICKED*

Sheythsanthi's Notes:<font color="#000000">I think Tathi has me.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">... :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;16*10 = 16 * 10 = 160&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">heeheh talking notes

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl just keep punching the door until it's gone.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Lia, remember Tamika and the Forms of Bureaucracy

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Producing a earthshaking WHAM each time.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Er...was Serrierr's check high enough to determine how exactly the poison is keeping her unconcious?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good job, Sszeyl.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Is it ability damage, or just flat 'you are unconcious'? Or does Serrierr not know?

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Poison, no doubt. There's no ability damage.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">yeah, invidivual fog is definitely off. I haven't moved my tokens, but I can see a blackened area of the fog I haven't explored yet.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Well I know it's -poison-, I'm asking for the mechanical effect.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">It matters for what spell-likes Serrierr can cast. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">as an aside, what are the walls and doors made of?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Roll Heal.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">:|

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">All you got was a 20, youdunno.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I just told you. :B

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Meany; I already did.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Because Miron can do Soften Earth and Stone and has free level 2 slots :3

* Liatai bobbles. &quot;Inferrrrrrrr a littlllllle =3= &quot; *brick'd*

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;There is another door behind this one.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Look, iI got my stupid hat on tonight.

GM:<font color="#000000">The doors are stone.

VAE:<font color="#000000">They could have been wooden.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Infer? Infer what? I don't freaking know! Dx

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;You know what, I'm perfectly fine with messing up his doors. Just don't destroy any notes. If he's.. dead.. it's the best information we have.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean, in mines, you use wooden supports etc.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">IT'S POISON.

GM:<font color="#000000">Sorry, was bobbling Glitch. There's no ability damage, so it's likely the other case.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">I haven't done much with poisons before. :/

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I shall knock it down as well.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">I KNOW IT'S POISON

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">WHAM.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wait -- Sszeyl don't go wandering off alone, I'm coming.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Ed! Stop following strange elves around! I'm coming!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sszeyl.. it will take a while.. but I can turn stone to clay... twice today, if I get a bit of time to prepare. So if you can't get through something, just tell me.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Okay,

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Thank you, Ed. Gamal, please go with them. This is going to take a long time.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Lesser restoration dispels any magical effects reducing one of the subject&#8217;s ability scores (such as ray of enfeeblement) or cures 1d4 points of temporary ability damage to one of the subject&#8217;s ability scores (such as from a shadow&#8217;s touch or from poison). It also eliminates any fatigue suffered by the character, and improves an exhausted condition to fatigued. It does not restore permanent ability drain.

Sszeyl whispers: Vargie should get some -boiling- anger rolling into his side of the connection.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Restoration cures all temporary ability damage, and it restores all points perma- nently drained from a single ability score (your choice if more than one is drained). It also eliminates any fatigue or exhaustion suffered by the target. Restoration does not restore levels or Constitution points lost due to death.

You whisper to Meany: '''Hmmhmm. Interesting.'''

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Would this or would this not bring Swallowtail back to conciousness?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">What Liatai was saying was, the poison's damage entry..

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Is &quot;unconsciousness&quot;.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So no.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Yoinking notes.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Thank you, that's what I was asking for.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I inferred it just like you could've. =3=;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:48 lagcheck?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">:48

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">:48

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:48 at :48.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I don't have the poison tables memorized by heart! &gt;:/

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi and Aelian cautiously enter the room, looking about.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Neither do I.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I've hardly ever looked at them at all! Maybe once or twice, ever

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I don't even know which one it might've been.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Neither do I.. but it was said it's unconsciousness

VAE:<font color="#000000">rather than ability damage

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I just followed what she said. =w=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">^

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">So, Restoration would -not- bring Swallowtail back?

VAE:<font color="#000000">The Great Hatari speaks reason.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Anope.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Okay. Thank you. Moving on.

Sheythsanthi's Notes:<font color="#000000">Reading the notes, or just yoinking them?

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi spots a book! One of many. But she goes after this one, she picks up the notes and reads.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Read then pass to Tathi;.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Oh. Sszeyl got them. Dumb drow. &gt;:|

Sheythsanthi's Notes:<font color="#000000">My own home and organization, compromised. I am no paladin or cleric, but there are other ways to tell. Your ego betrays you, demon. Inquisitor Ivar always had a cup of morning coffee, and nary ate a thing. Now it's always tea, and a rigorous diet of that which she used to detest. And what of Victor? That child used to fear my gaze and nervously pick at his sleeves everytime he had to report to me. Now he's strutting about like he's courting a nymph. Your ego betrays you, demon. But those are the obvious ones. How many of my colleagues have fallen?

Rumariron Arisanaro seems allright. I haven't picked up any unusual activity from him, but I know he knows at least as half as much as I do concerning the state of affairs, so I half-ask myself why he didn't defect with the rebels? Is he trying to investigate, the same as I? Or is he possessed? It's too uncertain which is the case, so I'll keep my distance. Ronald Baal has been having trouble sleeping as of late. I've spotted the bags under his eyes. I can't tell if he's possessed, or if he perhaps just fears that the devils are targeting him specifically. If his name wasn't enough of a giveaway, he has an ancestor who was a straight diabolist. Shameless, but here he is, an inquisitor. I can't say either way with him. Charles Whitaker still keeps his lists. I can't tell if he's allright, or if the devil is a very good actor. Maybe I'll put some cats in his room, see if how he reacts. Mordecai Cyral. If that concubine to a peasant's horse isn't possessed, I'm eating my hat!!!Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;...I'm afraid I can't reverse the effects of this poison, but...&quot; Serrierr groans, rolls his eyes, and blinks.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">They're glowing a different color. Detect Poison up from now on.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Neat.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi reads them all off. &quot;See? This is why we need him. He's got a good idea already of who's possessed and who's not.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yeah

VAE:<font color="#000000">he's awesome

VAE:<font color="#000000">and I bet mordecai cyral is that half-elf

VAE:<font color="#000000">also, concubine to a peasant's horse?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Whoever thought that up, I'm nominating

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">She snrks, and giggles a little. &quot;I don't think he likes this Cyral fellow at all.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">you have the VAE seal of approval

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Me. ^^;;;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm sorry I cannot do anything further for Swallowtail, but I can at least be sure no one else will succumb to the same thing.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... concubine to a peasant's horse? Is that how that translates?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Consider Sheythshanti nommed

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I wrote all of those with tidbits Liatai gave me. XP

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;OH. Um, wood elven slang. It basically means brown-noser.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr tries to shuffle through the small passageway to the others to check around with Detect Poison.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's an evocative turn of phrase if that's right.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">And that's from someone who fucking came with yoriver slurs for half of akellon

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;He was a, what do you call it, suck up?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">...

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl proceeds to WHAM the doors in here to death.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">SHRINKING THE ANGEL.

* Thomas Lazarus whispers, &quot; It's alright. I'll take care of it before too long.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">\Okay, Lia, this is going to keep happening over and over. &gt;.&gt;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas remains near Swallowtail in prayer. &quot;...&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">dude, token management. -.-

Liatai:<font color="#000000">YOU'RE STAYING SHRUNK UNTIL COMBAT. &gt;:|

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Concubine to a peasant's horse? ... that's ..&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Starting with this door.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Casting gaze around with Detect Poison.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Then this door.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes. I absolutely have to meet this guy&quot; *laughs*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Next door then?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;More devils!&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">There's a poison -- what.

* Ennis Baker peers.

GM:<font color="#000000">What.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Where?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">...welp, Lia. &gt;.&gt;

GM:<font color="#000000">HOW.

* GM BOBBLES

Glitch:<font color="#000000">No!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">No it's not broken fog this time!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">it's a tiny sliver off that new passage!

* Dr. Hatari snrks!

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's the hole in the ground

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Look!

VAE:<font color="#000000">plain visible

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Look with my view!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">STUPID DOORWAYS

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Um, yeah, I see it too. XP

* Liatai froths at the mouth. DX

VAE:<font color="#000000">That's a failed trap

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's an OCTAGON

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ah. That pit's supposed to be visible.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well it would be if it wansn't a square.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'll just... move the devil. =3=

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Liatai, I'm gonna open this campaign file up in another window and inspect your VBL. XP

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So um.

VAE:<font color="#000000">guys, who here seen Revenge of the Nerds?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">What's canon?

VAE:<font color="#000000">because when I hear devils

GM:<font color="#000000">... lemme collect my thoughts.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I always imagine that muscly guy going nerrds

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I was expecting that to be super-dumb.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But I lol'd.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Yeah, Liatai, you didn't VBL that door. |D

GM:<font color="#000000">Consider that door cracked open.

VAE:<font color="#000000">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZVdR19E5mU

Glitch whispers: and to ask ahead of time. How thick are the walls down here? And if your answer is &quot;it varies&quot; depending on where we are, then I am depending on you to be honest in knowing when Serrierr passes by something that is three feet of wood/dirt or less, or one foot of stone or less. His Blessed Sight is on permanently, and at -any- time, he can casually glance in any direction.

VAE:<font color="#000000">this

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">There there, stressed DM. We're having a good time.

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's our celestial

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">WHAM.

You whisper to Glitch: There are evil auras north, but they're not moving.

Glitch whispers: so if we pass by any wall that is less than the criteria above and there's some devil behind it, Serrierr should know--oh. Well. Okay then.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr suddenly hisses and holds up a hand.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Themb.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">BAM! The door flies open, since it was never closed.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahaha

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Them.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">This is hilarious good fun, DM antics included. ;)

VAE:<font color="#000000">NERRDS

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;They are down here, too.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Can't unhear.

* VAE can't stop giggling now

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not moving...yet...they're nearby...&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">NEEEEEEEEEERDS!!!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Yoink.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Read.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;But they are here. The Enemy.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Watch yourself. I'll point out what directions they're in.&quot;

Sheythsanthi's Notes:<font color="#000000">Who should come calling but none other than Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek? A ray of hope, which is an odd name for a bolt of lightning. Perhaps he remembers me, from all the times I chased his daughter home after curfew. Alobal's wisdom my elven ears, that magical college was the biggest group of hedonists ever!

* VAE now imagines erinyes with horn-rim glasses and bearded devils with pocket protectors

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Pass this to Tathi.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Allow me in front. My many Sights will keep us safe.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">haha

VAE:<font color="#000000">Alobal's wisdom to my ears...

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's a tinfoil hat

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Including his sight of FOG-BREAKAN

* Edaric looks back. &quot;... How's Tom? And Swallowtail?&quot;

* Teeny Rin is bricked away.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Alobal is slovak for aluminium foil

* Ennis Baker offers a placating wave. ^^;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">technically it was 'alobal's wisdom my ass' :P

Ennis Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Meditating, it looks like.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I just spruced it up with some elf. :P

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl whirls at Serrierr, eyes glowing red, giving a snarl from an animal that should be much bigger than Sszeyl is, and trailing smoke from his mouth.

VAE:<font color="#000000">So.. an elf's ears and ass are interchangeable?

VAE:<font color="#000000">I thought so

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Then whrils and goes back to hunting for doors.

* Thomas Lazarus nods while murmuring at a whisper.

You whisper to Glitch: How far's the radius on that sight?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Your face and ass are interchangable! &gt;:P

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr squeezes into the passageways, grunting that darn mortals can't make things big enough.

Glitch whispers: Out to 120 feet.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">So, yeah, who's giving the journal to Tathi?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">It was supposed to have been passed.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">But if not, I'll do it.

You whisper to Glitch: WHOA nelly. There's a strong evil aura in the northeast corner... trying very hard to stay still.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr pokes his head around the corner with the pit--hold on

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">You didn't give it to anyone. |P But, anyway, Tathi reads it, and turns a little red, before snapping it shut. &quot;Nothing interesting here.&quot;

Serrierr whispers: Northeast corner of...the room directly in front of Serrierr? Or further on?

You whisper to Glitch: The room to Serrierr's east.

Serrierr whispers: the room where if he takes one more step he'll be floating over a pit in a new rectangle room? This room?

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Aelian: Tathi, you would tell me if you've fucked a million dudes -- and women -- possibly with zany props and drugs and incense burning in pagan rituals -- right?

You whisper to Glitch: Yes.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;You sure? Maybe you should read it out loud just in case&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Suddenly, Serrierr freezes.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE. *octi*

You whisper to Glitch: Roll init, if you would.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He turns his head while squeezing in the passage and starts waving to the others with a 'down' gesture, as in 'quiet down'

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Nope. Nothing interesting. Really.&quot; Tathi says, failing the bluff by a -mile-.

* You roll to yourself: 1d20+9 =&gt; 8 + 9 = 17Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Whaming this door to death.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'm never gonna finish this meditation if ya'll don't go four steps without finding some new horrible thing.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr Init (and ONLY serrierr) &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 12 + 3 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Fucking dark eldar #changedmyuniversekeptmyproffession

You whisper to Glitch: ... damn devils. The aura just vanished.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr blurts something out in Celestial. Sounded an awful lot like a curse.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;...It's gone.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh, good. Maybe I'll finish tonight. *bricked*

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Celestial cursing: &quot;Oh sugerdrops!&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;There was a devil right here, in this room right in front of me. It's gone.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Whoa, Sszeyl. Looks like everyone's going off that way.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahahH

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;They know whe're here.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tathi wins

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">That's Lazarus-cursing.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, duh&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;We must move swiftly before they destroy any evidence we need.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">...Well... my side of the family anyways.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I sort of figured when they were waiting behind the door for us.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">NEERRRD

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Really? Let's ask Tomiko. Tomiko? &quot;CUNT SHIT FUCK DAMNIT&quot; Right.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then, are you immune to poison traps and such? if not, why don't you try the door handles?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahaha

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Come now everyone, quickly. We must be light on our feet, strike hard and fast.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;No, I am not immune to toxins and poisons.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;There is a pit trap. Plus the angel is having a fit of some kind.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;But I can see them.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Or if you can teleport like they can, maybe go get thomas's sister for a more eddicient door opener.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">The only thing I appreciate about her. Well, the swearing and the battle skills.

Miron:<font color="#000000">If only she used them to further law and order, like Anise does.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr hops over the pit, stretching his wings.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I have more work to be done, and until they conclude theirs one way or another, I will continue here.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Neither do I possess the natural ability of translocation.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Uhh..&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;This seems just a tad too big for me to cross.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">TOSS MEH

Liatai:<font color="#000000">*SNRK*

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr...well, he does that thing where he tilts his head as if he's rolling his eyes despite his eyes being solid orbs.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl picks up Miron, leans over the gap.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron stands at the edge, thinking.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">And puts him down on the other side.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Argh!?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;... &quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Then goes back to wham-ing.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;...&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He floats over, grabs Miron by the scruff of his neck, and yanks him over.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What the.. Put me down&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Sszeyl!! Don't open multiple doors! Wait until we're done clearing each room!&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Serrierr sounds like a total ass when he did it.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He loosk back down the narrow passage. Oh, and Miron was let go over solid ground.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm an inquisitor!&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Are we moving quickly now? It does not seem like we are.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;The Enemy is on the move, and so should we be.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Come on, Sszeyl, leave that door alone.&quot; Sszeyl, you should roll a Wisdom check.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We need something to fucking bridge the hole.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 1 + 8 = 9&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Jump check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl slides down the pit.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">:|

VAE:<font color="#000000">One on jump *should* be autofail btw

GM:<font color="#000000">... oh dear. That's a thirty-foot drop.

GM:<font color="#000000">How far can you slowfall?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Slow fall.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr just flatly -stares-.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">30ft.

GM:<font color="#000000">Well! That worked splendidly.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">For the second time today, the celestial tiredly sighs.

GM:<font color="#000000">Now how are you going to get up?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;See?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl digs his fingers into the wall.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Peeaacee.. serenityyy.. =3= I feel like I'm missing out on so much up there that would make me not-zen.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Or rather.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We need to fucking bridge the gap.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">-Rams them into the stone.-

GM:<font color="#000000">Climb check.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Then lifts himself up, moves the fingers up and -wham-s them in again.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 17 + 7 = 24&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Climb check!

* Gamal-Junayd takes the nearest table(that seems to be 5 feet by 10 feet to where he is, breakes off the legs, and takes it to the pit, plopping it down like a bridge once sszeyel is out

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;May I, madame?&quot; He says to Tathi as he holds out his long, buff arm to help her jump the gap.

GM:<font color="#000000">Up you go!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;There, bridge&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl climbs up with no problem.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">And he makes sure to wait after Sszeyl comes up.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Leaving finger holes up one wall.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Well, looks like Tathi gets across easily enough. |D

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Once Tathi's across with a smile from Serrierr, he also holds out his arm for Aelian.

* Edaric looks torn.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Thanks!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">WHAM.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hello? Anyone else back there in that room? We must move along now.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Door is beaten to death.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">'

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;...and now we are getting -too- spread out.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Contact.&quot;

Green Fiend 14:<font color="#000000">STAB. Glaive &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 8 + 9 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 10 + 3 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Blast it, drow.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">after everyone is accross, gamal picks up the table bridge and readies it to be used again...or not

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">*checks watch* ........... Good 'nough.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl blocks the blow with his manly beard.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Damnit, Sszeyl!!&quot;

Green Fiend 14:<font color="#000000">PCs, go ahead. Sszeyl, Miron, Tathi, Aelian, Serrierr, Gamal.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;How many?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;One.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Across a pit trap.&quot;

* Green Fiend 14 gulps.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Get it if you can, let it go if you can't. It is inconsequential at this point.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd will auto jump, auto full speed tumble, double move so I'm right behind the bastard.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Light of Lunia on the fuck &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 19 + 6 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 17 + 6 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Ranged Touch

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">try and teleport now

Green Fiend 14:<font color="#000000">Roll damage!

Miron:<font color="#000000">for &#171; &#160;2d6 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;2d6 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr, meanwhile..goes the other direction, back across the pit, grumbling as he has to squeeze by the small passage again.

Miron:<font color="#000000">The white light burns holes through the fiend.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi, feeling an opportunity, moves quickly, and fires on the demon!!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">As sorely tempted as I am to let that charming clusterfuck resolve itself entirely Thomas-free for the rest of my life, I might inquire, DM, whether sufficient meditation time (15 minutesish) has passed in total for Thomas to have Neutralize Poison ready.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi shoots off a series of dazzling bolts, each one as bright as the sun as they go zipping through the air, shaped and flying like autumn leaves, headed right for the fiend! 25 damage!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He reaches Ed, and gives him a firm push in the direction of the others. &quot;Go, Heartsinger. Keep the group together.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Stay with the others.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Oh right

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 18 + 10 = 28&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; caster check! +1 if it's evocation! +4 to overcome spell resistence!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He then moves along to the last stragglers in the final room previous.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's just Tom and the woman back there with Swallowtail, what if something happened --&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm here now. Go.&quot; Serrierr says, waving to Edaric.

* Thomas Lazarus seems to be nearing the conclusion of his spell preparation. &quot;...&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr looks down at Thomas

Green Fiend 14:<font color="#000000">I think it's safe to assume that if Aelian shoots, this is one dead devil.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">OOPS.

* Edaric doesn't move.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Yeah, he'd barrage it.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">DURVILS

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 12 + 8 = 20&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Jump check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Yoink and read.

* Gamal-Junayd takes the table, breaks off hte legs, and makes another bridge

Sheythsanthi's Notes:<font color="#000000">Raerarael has a friend now. A Tomiko Lazarus. Her criminal record aside, she is one to be contended with. The grand unicorn has powerful friends indeed. Does he intend perhaps to summon his old adventuring group? Perhaps I should join them. This badge means nothing in this city now.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 6 + 8 = 14&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Jump check!

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron casts another Light of Lunia, just to be ready.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Best adventuring party evar.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">To Tathi.

GM:<font color="#000000">... uh, Tathi.

GM:<font color="#000000">Roll Reflex, would you?

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi takes the book, and reads it outloud-shitballs.

GM:<font color="#000000">K-CHUNK.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+reflex = 1 + 7 = 8&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">SHITBALLS.

GM:<font color="#000000">OW. &#171; &#160;3d6 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage as you fall!

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Tathi!!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Hmm.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Who has rope?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Wow that pit can curse in elven like a sailor.

Glitch whispers: Question. From the perspective of a chaotic creature used to dynamic fighting, what would be his tactical inclination once Swallowtail went down? Proceed quickly and rapidly while dragging her along and dealing with her being conked out, or waiting for her to be restored?

You whisper to Glitch: Use your own judgement.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I find it slightly hilarious that, in Akellon, one healing staying back attracts the subsequent attention of the off-healer staying back which attracts the attention of the tertiary guardian-healer staying back, and then the front gets injured. XPXP

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I'm.. I'm okay. Kind of.&quot;

Glitch whispers: but my own judgmenet is shit when it comes to trying to think in a specific mindset I'm asking you for RP help please help me D|

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Aelian, do you have rope?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Miron?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;If not, I'll just go down and get her.&quot;

Glitch whispers: Remember? I told you I would ask you about these things when it came to the Eladrin giving tactical recommendations.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I do. Here.&quot; He says, handing over some hempen. Does he actually have rope? Fuck if I know, inventory loss, remember? Assuming he does.

You whisper to Glitch: Well, going from Serrierr's previous behavior... he hasn't seemed inclined to wait for mortals. Ever. =3=;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl ties the rope into a simple loop.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">And lassoos Tathi.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tomi!muse is distracted by the thought of adventuring with all elven men. *_*;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;What the ever loving-&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Use Rope check, Sszeyl.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Are you hitting on my dad, you hussy?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 20 + 2 = 22&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Dex check!

GM:<font color="#000000">... fair enough.

GM:<font color="#000000">Don't strangle her. =3=

Serrierr whispers: Not...exactly the kind of thought process I was looking for, but okay.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">It's around her waist.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">I am getting lasso'd out of a fucking pit. What in the ever loving...

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">And up up up the pit you go.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">I don't think this has ever happened in my years of D&amp;D. XP

GM:<font color="#000000">Tom's meditation is coming to a close.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">The lasso is wenched out of the pit via cartwheels.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr looks down at Tom. &quot;Thomas Lazarus, not that I am not sympathetic to the plight of your comrade, but was it tactically wise to wait behind for this much time when speed and dynamic action is of the essence, and the others are stumbling blindly ahead and getting into further trouble?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">ACK. FIRE.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Ow.. thanks Sszeyl.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;You're welcome.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">O_O

Glitch:<font color="#000000">O.O

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">DAMNIT FIREPLACE.

* Dr. Hatari rests chin on desk. :|

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;... where are all of our healers?&quot; Tathi says, nursing one mother of a bruise.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Better see how that turns out..

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Back in the first room.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Lovely..&quot;She mutters, and limps off.

VAE:<font color="#000000">What hte hell

* Thomas Lazarus frowns slightly and murmurs without opening his eyes, &quot; That is why I requested that you all proceed instead of wait on the spell. I do not need such a vanguard looking out for me.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Don't take this the wrong way, but strategicly speaking, your abilites and skills are more valuable and necessary than hers.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">That was exciting. =3=;

* Thomas Lazarus knits his brow harder. &quot;I'm not leaving someone behind. Especially when there are traps everywhere.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;And now, rather than having one of you out of commission, both of you are.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Are you on fire?

Sheythsanthi whispers: BOY HOWDY I TELL YOU WHUT

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh man. What happen? D: Liatai:<font color="#000000">No, I'm not on fire.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Like the ruler of Boatmurdered?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Just doing your business on fire?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">OCH.

You whisper to Ghostwish: .... GHOST &gt;:E

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahahah

Ghostwish whispers: You left ownership on. XP

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hopefully all's well then?

You whisper to Ghostwish: WAY TO RUIN THE DUNGEON AGAIN &gt;:E

Ghostwish whispers: ... oh crap I really did that time. Oops. XP

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Except Ghost being an ass... yes, everything's well. =w=; The fire shifted and sent a flaming log out onto the mantle.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">:3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well, we all have to deal with that (most) of the time. =w=

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">..... I see what you did there. :P

Liatai:<font color="#000000">True. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">doesn't your fireplace have, like, door?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You've had a stressful dungeon crawl. Would you like five minutes to nurse some tea?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It has a screen, a very old screen that's not attached to the fireplace.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Perhaps a quick break might do everyone some good. &gt;.&gt;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">So sometimes it falls down if it's hit wrongly. ^^;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I could put supper in the oven.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hell, yeah

VAE:<font color="#000000">I could write a HC post

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Nah, too warm, I don't need some tea... but a five-minute break works. ^^;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">What about Bone!? &gt;:|

Liatai:<font color="#000000">See if I can't fix the fog. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Alright. Brb in a few minutes.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">so...ten, fifteen, thirty minute break--oh, just five. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Indi fog is off. :3

* Glitch grabs a snack quicklike then

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well, I got a bit more time for bone in the future, with one distraction gone. Like I said, my anger affinity got the better of me on thursday.. as a result, I'm kinda permabanned from #site19 and any prospects of becoming wiki staff disappeared into the wind. Still active on the wiki and going to be, but it means there's one less IRC to sap my time :3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... Ack.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I just realized I made a typo in one of the Sheythnotes.

VAE:<font color="#000000">what happened, Lia

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Delete the first &quot;Your ego betrays you, demon.&quot; in the Mace paragraphs.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I had to swap some lines around to match up with updated notes, and forgot to cut that line when I pasted it. ^^;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">ALL MY HARD WORK. RUINED. *bawls*

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">:P

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hey, I fixed one of your typos, too. XP

Liatai:<font color="#000000">peasent &gt; peasant

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">*gasp* Scandel!!

VAE:<font color="#000000">En Peasant

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Same thing. ^^;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I thought about leaving it, but then realized Sheyth would likely be careful enough to spellcheck his notes.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Pheasant's concubine

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">A WHOLE NEW WEIRD ALLEY

VAE:<font color="#000000">No no no. Pleasant Concubine

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Pheasant's horse's concubine. HELLO

VAE:<font color="#000000">No

VAE:<font color="#000000">Pleasant Norse Concubine

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">What. XD

* VAE brick'd

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Godiva as a Nord? :B

GM:<font color="#000000">Switching to a less stressful face! We ready?

VAE:<font color="#000000">ready when you are?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">More or less, I suppose.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Yar!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Wait lemme mess up your map some more...

* Ghostwish ducks.

GM:<font color="#000000">... yeah it's just downright impossible to be pissed off when your face is a Mink. |3

* Gamal-Junayd is cooking dinner so if I don't respond right away, am in kitchen

VAE:<font color="#000000">heehe

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">NO. FOILED.

* Ghostwish melts.

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's why I always used shadow Destania

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I also didn't suggest that we leave her behind, goodness no. It merely would have been tactically wise to press forward, all of us, is what I'm saying.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Just downloaded the Way of the Monk mod.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Unconcious trapmaster or no.&quot; I almost typed &quot;trampmaster&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Going to be trying my hand at a full-magethieffacepuncher.

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's *easy* to be pissed off when she's your fae

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">As an Altmer.

VAE:<font color="#000000">*face

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">With his meditation finally concluded, no thanks to half a million Scooby-Doo tier zany bangs and excalations to the east, Thomas unclasps his hands and invokes some divine power. &quot;..That may be so.&quot; He frowns and lays a hand on Swallowtail's forehead. Some white and gold wisps of light raise off of her as the Neutralize Poison spell takes effect. &quot;..but I am not going to leave someone behind who is relying on me. I am not going to just.. haul her over my shoulder, wading into combat and traps -- not when I can do something about it to help her.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr shrugs. &quot;Suit yourself, then.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">And that would be the difference between Kord and Pelor.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You could take the front. One of the things I actually did call you to help with.&quot; &gt;:|

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I was trying to take the front.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom has not forgotten those guard stunts.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then I noticed how dangerously thin everyone was spread out.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's a very bad situation.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Leave me alone, Serrierr.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Le Heal!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Pardon? I wasn't speaking of just you there.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;But very well. As you desire.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot; ... che succedere...? &quot; The ninja groans.

* Liatai sighs.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You were injected with some kind of knock-out poison.&quot; He gives the ninja some space.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Another crash from downstairs. Bringing the lappy this time. =3=;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr looks to the side and starts to move forward--but the tiny passage is blocked by people. Eyeroll again.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">what the fuck

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh dear. :(

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;They had to strip you naked to find the needle mark. &quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 13 + 2 = 15&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; bluff check.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Just the cat getting into mischief.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 6 + 12 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

* Swallowtail looks flatly at Tathi and holds up her bandaged hand. :|

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You've been out for close to twenty minutes. Take a moment to get your bearings.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">oop oven

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi just grins through her bruises and blood. Scary sight.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Jeez, Tathi. What happened to you?&quot; &#171; &#160;2d8+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Wand tap!

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Oof, thanks.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Why, she's our backup trap finder! Didn't you know, Ed? Ow.&quot; He says, immediately following a punch to the arm from Tathi.

* Swallowtail glares vaguely at the wall. &quot;... Those two need to make out. &quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">A hearty chuckle is earned from the Eladrin.

* Ennis Baker chuckles. &quot;After we find that inquisitor.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Are we going to ever move on?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Need to. Other gnome is not here.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... huh?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now, may I offer any further advice, which is one of the skills I have at the disposal of the one who Called me, or am I to remain silent with my advice unheeded?&quot;

* Swallowtail huffs. &quot;Those two gnomes need to make out! This would not happen if Gnogglebolt was here!&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr's not speaking directly to Thomas there, but to everyione in general.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;What -- uhm. Switch to Amayan.&quot; ^^;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi.. is trying so hard not to laugh.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">At that, a very un-celestial snorting sound his heard from Serrierr.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;S-Swallow..tail. It's, make up.. Not make out. Make out is what I and Aelian do.&quot;

* Swallowtail tilts her head... and says &quot;(Those two gnomes need to stop arguing and be nicer to each other.)&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Miron, why is Swallowtail suggesting that you and Gnogglebolt should engage in physical intercourse typically identified as 'make out'.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... yeah, what Tathi said.&quot; ^^;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Is there something you would like to share with the group?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ahahaha

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I return.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Wb.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What ... the .. fuck.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...................&quot; =w=;;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Some could argue she was right the first time *BRICKED*

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Aelian's snickering loudly..

* Swallowtail immediately turns pinker and waves her hands. &quot;UP!&quot; =3=;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">YUP. SHIPPING THAT.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Make UP!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">^^;; &quot;It's alright. I think we understood anyways.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;By Malagarde's gullet why the fuck should I ever touch that piece of SPIDERFUCKING BLOOD TRAITOR SHIT.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus stands.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">So tsundere~

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr looks down at the corridor at the group in general.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Would anyone like some actionable advice from the creature from another plane of existence?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hhahha

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Have we found Mr. Sheysanthi yet?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;No, no we have not.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;no&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not yet. Let's go.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Not yet. We're heading east.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Been finding scattered notes, though.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;We have to tell gnogglebolt about that when we get back&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Right..&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Whoops. &quot;Not yet. We're heading east.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also, nominating Swallowtail

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;No!&quot; =3=;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">We still love you, Swallowfail.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">WHAM.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">This door is attacked!

VAE:<font color="#000000">And now i'm thinking that someone, somwhere is drawing yaoi of Miron and Gnogglebolt, according to Rule 34

* Edaric looks at Miron's expression. &quot;... she meant make up, Miron.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Well, if no one wants any advice, then Tathi, Aelian, Ennis, could you please vacate the passageway so that I may move through?...Thank you.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh...Still... fuck him. . . . No, not in that way.&quot;

* Edaric can't help snickering.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh, sorry ma'am. =3=

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr goes forward-- &quot;Ah, I see you managed to bring down that one devil. Good job.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sure...&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Wait, Swan Song. I check.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Advice notwithstanding, I insist that I take point from now on, whichever direction we go.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 16 + 10 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;No traps. Punch away.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Allow me, if you will, drowfriend.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; =_=;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You are trying the handles first, right.&quot;

Serrierr whispers: All sights up; detect Poison, Blessed Sight, See Invisibility.

Serrierr whispers: Detect Undead for good measure.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;No. I was venting murderous rage.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Property damage is best for that.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;If the owner is alive, he may send me a bill.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">ack, brb, bio

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;If not, I may purchase this property myself once I have time.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"> Rage at what; I'm the only one around here with anything to be building murderous rage over &gt;8|

Glitch whispers: waiting for an 'all clear' or 'something is there', if you're afk

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">In limbo, waiting for something.

You whisper to Glitch: All clear!

You whisper to Glitch: Evil auras to the west, though.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr strides into the room, with fists up.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He then seems to per u, looks behind himself, and motions for the others to follow quickly.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He walks straight for the western door.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">*and stops in front of it

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why do you have to buy every place we kill something in? &quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot; Book. &quot;

* Thomas Lazarus keeps a vigil. &quot;...&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;We arent even near castleton&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr looks behind himself and frowns again.

* Edaric picks it up. &quot; What's the matter? &quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Nevermind the fact that this is someone's house.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He moves back to look down the corridor to the previous room.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;''Get in here now, please. I sense them.&quot;''

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Quickly, quickly.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You're worse than Smoke chasing a zombie.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He moves back over to the western door, staring at it with purpose as he waits for everyone to come in.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot; Everyone prepared for action?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ready as ever.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot; We'll read this once they're taken care of, then. &quot; Ed stows the book and takes out his lute.

Glitch whispers: hope there's enough room on the other side of this doorway, gonna 'grow' him back to normal size once he's through

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas closes his eyes and casts Mass Aid. A shield falls over the party! &#171; &#160;1d8+11 = 4 + 11 = 15&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; temporary HP buffer for all.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He then nods firmly and grips his sword.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Oh! And of course, as people filtered into the room, Serrierr went about and touched their weapons, bestowing celestial blessing upon them.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Also +1 morale to hit and fear saves and all that jazz.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">With meteor hammer at the ready, he reaches out and very quietly tries the handle to see if it's unlocked.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">*without actually opening it

GM:<font color="#000000">Unlocked.

GM:<font color="#000000">No poison on it, either.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr takes a breath, then flings the door open and starts to dash through!

GM:<font color="#000000">Everyone but Tom please make a Will save versus DC 17.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Protective Aura up as well, of course.

VAE:<font color="#000000">what sort of spell

Ennis Baker:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 17 + 9 = 26&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Green Fiend 5:<font color="#000000">The devils seem to be... asleep.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 6 + 7 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+11+mod = 3 + 11 + 4 = 18&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Will save!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 6 + 7 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Will Save : &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 9 + 5 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) My weakness!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">+2 if it's enchantment.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 16 + 10 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; +2 if enchantment

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom raises a brow. &quot;...&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Spell resistance?

Serrierr whispers: OH! And is there any magic of the Enchantment school in the vicinity?

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">... as do Ed and Swallowtail, suddenly. Ed yawns, leaning on the table before slumping down to the ground.

Serrierr whispers: Serrierr is simply auto-aware of any enchantment magic within twenty feet of him. Not a spell, a unique ability.

GM:<font color="#000000">The elves needn't save.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..!!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Some kind of trap -- is it magic -- gas in the air?!&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot; Not... again.. &quot; Zzzz.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">me as well? since I got 14

* Thomas Lazarus covers his face with a sleeve!

GM:<font color="#000000">Down goes Gamal, as well.

Nils:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 20 + 7 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Nils:<font color="#000000">SUPER RAT.

* Gamal-Junayd slumps down. thankfully his swords are merciful in case he lands on them

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What the fuck is happening. .what the fuck everyone!?&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 3 + 10 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; SR check.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Find the source, brother!&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Serrierr is safe.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Ha ha.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">No.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Zzzzz...

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 9 + 7 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Search.. where the fuck is this coming from!?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr growls as he feels... something wash over him, but he remains standing.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, isn't this most fascinating...&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Spot or Search would do quite well.

GM:<font color="#000000">Aha, sorry Miron, I missed your Search.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He looks down at the Barbazu in front of him and quickly Coup De Grace's it.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It isn't.. quick, help me find where the fuck is it flowing in from and fucking deal with it before everyone goes the way of the blind man near a ditch.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">There's a glowing spot beneath the table in the center of the room.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">back!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">wah happen. XD

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 20 + 7 = 27&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Spot check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Oh look.

GM:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl sees it! There's a glowing sigil on the floor.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Victims.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron approaches next barbazu, coup de graces

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Oh hells, a magic trap!!&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Everyone started falling asleep randomly, in the middle of the dungeon crawl! You should be able to relate. *BRICKED AWAY!*

Miron:<font color="#000000">I'll dispel it

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Not. Yet.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wait.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Not until they are dead.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll dispel it. Just let's kill these shits first.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Yes, kill the devils first.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">I said he coup de graces the devil nearby.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr goes around and coup de graces the devils one by one with a hammerblow to the skull.

VAE:<font color="#000000">:3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom's on the cusp of freaking out.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..!?&quot;

* Edaric mumbles something in his sleep.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;What kind of trap?? Are they going to be okay?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Goodbye 12, goodbye 18...

Ennis Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;... of course. It only makes sense!&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I suspect so. It seems to be a magical area affecting rune.&quot;

Ennis Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Elves don't sleep!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">In other words, Miron smashes 13's skull with his mace, and wipes it off on its rags.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Then proceeds to 17

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr finishes off the last one.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">er, no

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Allright, ready?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">#16, not the last one. Zoomed out and saw the other.

Ennis Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;I wonder who he hired...&quot; The wizard looks more amused than worried. :3c

VAE:<font color="#000000">last one is 16

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">{8|

VAE:<font color="#000000">17 Miron dealt with

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wait still further.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;One moment. I am casting my Sight about for anything else...&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;It's allright. It's just a sleep rune.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr looks 360 degrees with all four of his detect/sight abilites.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hurry up, featherarse.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;zzzz...snk...snerk. snooooore....zzzzzz&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">No more evil auras within your sight.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; I don't like this; I hate thinking they're helpless and those things could pop out at any second..&quot; X|

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom dares to approach.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Alright. Allow me.&quot; Serrierr then looks at the rune and points a finger at it.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot; ... dn'go... ... .. zzzzzz... &quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">A ray of light strikes the rune!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Greater Dispel Magic.

GM:<font color="#000000">Will save, Tom.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Will: &#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 3 + 14 = 17&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

GM:<font color="#000000">JUST made it!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">WELP.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I think regular would have done, no

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Caster Level Dispelling Check: &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 6 + 12 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(he only has greater)

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well, Miron has regular

VAE:<font color="#000000">And he was about to,

GM:<font color="#000000">The circle remains glowing.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr also has his at-will.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ohh

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Don't waste your spells.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr glares at the rune.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ahem.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck.. that doesn't seem to do jack shit.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I said, be still.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well. Tom collect Gamal, Swallowtail, and Edaric by their collars and drags them out of the magical area; closer to the eastern wall. He remains very close by them, and keeps a nervous lookout. &quot;...&quot; {:|

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr blasts it again! Dispel chec: &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 4 + 12 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;No.. let me show you how this is done.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(I suspect that one failed, and if it did)

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Frustrated at lack of success, Serrierr bursts into a cloud of lightshards and SLAMS the rune! &#171; &#160;2d6+10 = 9 + 10 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; physical damage, plus auo-cast Greater Dispel. :&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 5 + 12 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Ennis Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know, we could wake them. A sleep spell isn't that hard to end.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom doesn't wade into the field anymore. He remains with the sleeping folk, and tries to gently wake them with shoulder shakes. &quot;Ed..! Swallowtail? Haven't you slept enough??&quot; ^^;;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Way ahead of you, Mrs. Baker.

Ennis Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh dear.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Saint Cuthbert, you whose mere sight cleans off the taint of unholy magic, grant me the power to extinguish that which is bound here.&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 9 + 10 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; CL check

Miron:<font color="#000000">Actually

Ennis Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;You won't get anywhere against the magic by being gentle.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">D|

Miron:<font color="#000000">gonna reroll that using the mantle

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Well, with at-will and auto-cast, Serrierr suddenly goes ballistic on the rune. Effectively taking 20 with the dispel check. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;W-wait!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 5 + 10 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Second Chance

Miron:<font color="#000000">fff

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I have something..&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Rays blast out repeatedly, until &#171; &#160;20+12 = 20 + 12 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; dispel check.

Ennis Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes?&quot; Ennis paused hovering over Swallowtail with an outstretched hand.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas... '''READIES HIS KERSPLOOSH. 8|'''

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot; Surprisingly resilient, for mortal magic.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The sleeping trio get water-splashed!

GM:<font color="#000000">... well, you destroyed hundreds of GP worth in alchemical equipment...

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I ... fuck. . .. this piece of fuck is bound there like a fucking goat in a fucking shed.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">But you also got the rune.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">There, that's much gentler. |3

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Got it.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck you.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Destroyed property-o-meter: $400.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Really, I actually must commend whoever put this here.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">YOUR SCORE SUCKS!

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">... nope, still sound asleep, and shivering from the water.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">The Eladrin returns to humanoid form, and goes to look at the others to check if they're waking.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;|O

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Shrinking token, Serrierr's still as big as ever.

* Gamal-Junayd is snoring until he's told otherwise

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; I can't believe that didn't work.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Smelling salts.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wait. Hold a moment.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck him. Fuck the fucking rune.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Okay fine.&quot; =3=;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;A magical rune inflicted this.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron seems thoroughly disappointed his dispel didn't quite work

Ennis Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's not natural sleep. Here.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;A similar technique should work.&quot; Serrierr points his finger out, and a ray of light touches Edaric for a focused, targeted Dispel.

* Ennis Baker cuffs Swallowtail on the arm.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Again, he takes 20 until he Dispells the effect.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- ow!&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He then does the same for the other two.

* Thomas Lazarus frowns and raises a finger, &quot;Uhm, you have to be really careful she's a nin--&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom practically interposes himself between Swallowtail and Ennis. 8|

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr is being sure to not dispel any of Edaric's magic items or other benign magic, just the sleep effect

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 19 + 11 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; NINJA FIST.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Same for the other two.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d3+1 = 2 + 1 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">CLOBBER'D. =3=;;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Tom?&quot; D: Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Ow. Haha, hi, sorry about the water.&quot; ^^;

* Swallowtail scrabbles to her feet, fussing. &quot;Tom! I sorry! You okay? I did not mean --&quot; D|

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Yoink notebook.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Does the dispel magic suffice for Ed and Gamal?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Le read.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">The other two are starting to wake up. &quot;... what was that?&quot; Ed groans. And Ed has the notebook -- oh, you mean that notebook. :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;What..what happened?&quot;

Sheythsanthi's Notes:<font color="#000000">It's worse than I feared. The commander is straight lying to my face. Whatever has possessed him, be it fiendish squatting or otherwise, has apparently forgotten my calling. Everything is wrong, but nothing is certain! Infuriating. As much as it pains me to admit, I may have to leave the Leaden Mace soon.. I only pray I can save it.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I dunno. Magic sleep trap.&quot; ^^;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;What about the devils beyond the door?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I tried to wake you up with water ... sorry about the damp clothes.&quot; ^^;;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh. They were asleep. I heard Miron and Serrier crunching them..&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Heh.

VAE:<font color="#000000">That's one activity the two can do together.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot; Oh. That explains it.&quot; Ed squeezes out his ponytail. Drip drip drip.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Crushing sleeping devils like a farmer crushes colorado beetles.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Sorry.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's okay. It worked, right?&quot; :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Le pass it off to Tathi.

* Thomas Lazarus offers Swallowtail a hesitant shoulder-pat. &quot;It's fine.. I'm still protected by the Aid spell. It didn't even hurt!&quot; |3 Bluff &#171;

&#160;1d20-1-10 = 9 - 1 - 10 = -2&#160; &#187;

* Thomas Lazarus rubs face. =3=

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;If the trap wasn't so effective against our group, I would have actually considered leaving it functionign and tried to lure other Enemies into it...&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi glances down.. and reads it outloud.. &quot;This one is.. dire to say the least.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Oh, the notebook!&quot; Ed fishes for it in his pack, luckily still dry. Read read. His eyebrows go up. &quot;... Hey, Tom, can you read Elven? If you can, you might want to look at this...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Sorry.. can you list off the important parts for me, perhaps..?&quot;

* Edaric nods, flipping back to the beginning. &quot;He's written notes on the Macers in the temple basement.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What.. what do they say?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Anything we should know?&quot;

* Edaric translates into Common.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh..!&quot;

Sheythsanthi's Notes:<font color="#000000">I call these folk 'rebels' with massive quotes around the term. Are they truly rebelling, or are they doing what I should be doing? Upholding the ideals this order was founded around? The very morals that are being trampled left and right? I need a drink.

Roy Stanford. A man after my own heart. I don't doubt for a second why he left. The Leaden Mace is a joke now. Possessed? Never. Demons are likely to be terrified of that gaze of his, seeing how he uses it to such great effect. Lyle Petersen. Lords and Ladies I wish I had never peeked into his desk. What has been seen cannot be unseen. But it's a deft point that the boy has entirely too much of an obsession with fiends. Unhealthy. Possessed? Possibly. Ansramil Hawkin. Willingly came to Yoriver after losing his arm. Tough lad. Good reading sense too. I haven't seen any unusual behavior from him. Possibly clean. Fiona, you silly git. You really made the beds and everything before fleeing? Well, at least that shows her behavior hasn't changed! Rhoda is as sour and as dire as most life Macers. I half-wonder if she was in the wrong place at the wrong time, or perhaps if she did indeed see a lucky break from this possessed infestation when she saw it. Stephen Arianis is a boy I am worried about. Has he been going to the Shining One to get his condition checked? I can only hope so. A chip on one's shoulder is a bargaining chip for a demon's bid on your soul. And the fact he was acting odd up to and at the 'rebellion' does not sit well with me. Grant Warner. Here's a fellow I think was in a similiar position as me, but circumstance forced him in with the 'rebels' instead of the 'law'. Loves his cats. Been having to care for them since he left. But he has always hated the Malconvokers. It seems his hatred has reasoning to it now. Leila. Now there's a tricky one. Never could tell if the murder was legitimate or not. Looks like the sort of situation where you had to be there. Regardless, she's with the rebels now. Horm Bladebeard. Good Sentinel, if that dwarf rebels, then you know something must be up with the authority. Not only is he a war veteran, but he takes dwarven stubbornness to a whole new level. It's suffice to say he's not short in supply in that regard, d'hohoho. Morris. Morris Morris Morris. What to do with this boy? Well, at least I think he made the right choice here. Hopefully his reports are as full as ever, maybe he could shed some light on the situation. Gods know I can't ask him.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Listening, Tom nods darkly a few times.

* Edaric looks up a bit after reading the one of Horm. &quot;... He actually did right 'd'hohoho,' I didn't add that.&quot; :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . . war veteran..&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">*write. WTF, brain.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I ... I MUST talk to this Bladebeard.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I am putting forth a question.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">suffice to say he's not short in supply in that regard, d'hohoho.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">WRITTEN BY ARCALANE.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Nope. ^_^

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is our current objective still to find the inquisitor who was supposed to be here and rescue him, or are you all intending to comb this place for all his notes?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot; I wonder who has he served under... where.. &quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm just -- listening.. &gt;.&gt;;;&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Horm Bladebeard.. not an usual name.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Fine, okay, let's continue.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;It is increasingly unlikely he is actually still here if your objective is the first. Not that I am trying to say which one you should pursue, I merely will be able to assist better if I know what your intentions are.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Of course we're still searching. But we can be informed while we search.&quot; Ed stows the book.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Let's head west. Maybe he's over there.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Where?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;There is no path west.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">-- FFFF I missed another bookcase. =3=;;;;;;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I was Called here to help, and so I will. I'm merely better at helping when I know what to help with.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Allright, let's hurry up&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Unless we find another way out of here, we must assume he's holed up here and in need of aid.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">No path west..?

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;R-right. I search.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ohright.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Aelian. You move. Please?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 1 + 10 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Search...

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;The longer we are here, the more convinced I am he has already been captured and removed from this location. That is merely my estimation, however.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus watches the ninja protectively. :|

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Unlocked.&quot; The ninja tries to open it... &quot;....&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Someone this prepared? I'd bet on escape route or secret bastion.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;.... no, is locked.&quot; =3=;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Locked door you say?&quot;

* Swallowtail kneels down and tries to pick it.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hard to say...if he was removed, then why the fuck would the devils keep to this place?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 8 + 10 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You probably have too much sleep in your system, hun..&quot; ^^;;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;They believe somethign worthwhile is still down here&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 11 + 10 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah, a locksmith you are.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 1 + 10 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &gt;:\ !

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">It becomes more locked.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;No good,&quot; Swallowtail says after trying for far too many times. &quot;It is too strong.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Allow me.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;What a curious lab he has down here.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">The best pocketknife is an axe, the best lockpick a meteor hammer.

You whisper to Ghostwish: What would Sheyth do upon hearing somene trying to pick his locks, and then trying to break down the door?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr tries to squeeze around the place, pushing the table aside if he has to.

VAE:<font color="#000000">the best spoon, a fucking shovel.

Tathi whispers: He's cornered?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Well, if he -is- down here, he'll shoot at us like crazy after we finally batter in his sanctum door..&quot; =_=;

You whisper to Ghostwish: Yes. The escape tunnel's been caved in.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr first moves to the side to allow the others to move into the alchemy room behind him.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Perhaps some barbarity can be applied?&quot;

Tathi whispers: Draw his bow and get ready. &gt;:3

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl flexes his hand, cracking his joints as he does.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Come along now, everyone come in here and prepare.&quot; Meanwhile, all four Sights cast through the door. Anything invisible, undead, poision, or evil?

You whisper to Ghostwish: Move him into position as you will.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We're Mace officers.. he might not.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He also lifts up that pesky table and sets it aside elsewhere.

GM:<font color="#000000">Clatter, clink, CRASH! So much for that delicate alchemical setup.

* Thomas Lazarus winces. &quot;...&quot;

You whisper to Ghostwish: Sounds big, Sheyth.

VAE:<font color="#000000">graah, why do octagons have such a catchy melody

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Property damage-o-meter: $600

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">You mean 5,000 gp.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Which I and Thomas have to pay. =3=;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">so, any Detects behind that door?

VAE:<font color="#000000">5000 GP is mre like 25k

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">No, Tech.

GM:<font color="#000000">None.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Shrink him back.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">why does Serrierr keep growing?

VAE:<font color="#000000">maybe less, but don't think a GP is less than 1920 Gold Standard dollar

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">I keep shrinking him!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He keeps popping big again!

GM:<font color="#000000">He's growing because I keep growing him back to normal size.

VAE:<font color="#000000">He's like a dik

VAE:<font color="#000000">*dick

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">but

* VAE giggles

GM:<font color="#000000">I know what's behind that door.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">I thought you didn't want me moving him through the teeny passage. -3-

VAE:<font color="#000000">we're learning about Tech's unsavoury habits

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">cuz he'll break fog. -3-

GM:<font color="#000000">So let me move him when the door's open. =3=

* VAE wonders who the teeny passage belongs to now

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">sighVAEisenberg (talk)

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Anything on the Detecdar?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; o_o

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Ready DM. &gt;;3

GM:<font color="#000000">I already said no.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Oh, sorry, I missed it. Okay.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Well then, with the door locked...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You're awfully slow and antsy for thinking us dropping everything and hustling together through here is so imperative. *bricked*

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrier swings up his meteor hammer with as little room as he's got and shoots it straight at the handle! &#171; &#160;2d6+11 = 5 + 11 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage

GM:<font color="#000000">CRACK! The door's not quite ready to give yet -- sturdy one!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmph.&quot; Again! &#171; &#160;2d6+11 = 10 + 11 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Ghostwish whispers: though.. do bards get invisibility?

Ghostwish whispers: :3

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(because Holy damage doesn't count against objects~)

Ghostwish whispers: Cuz if so.. *poof!*

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Do I detect evil on the Gazebo?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">YES.

You whisper to Ghostwish: You didn't pick his spells? Yes, they can, starting at level 4.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">The Gazebo is a nasty foe

Glitch:<font color="#000000">DREAD GAZEBO

You whisper to Ghostwish: If they select to know it.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">DIRE FIENDISH HALF-DRAGON GAZEBO

Ghostwish whispers: Wow. He just barely makes it! Invisible get. :3

Ghostwish whispers: I set the token to visible to owners only.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">gazebo is apparently an actual monster in some southern pacific culture, it's almost like godzilla

You whisper to Glitch: When you step through, Serrierr is going to be the only one who can see the token in the next room.

Serrierr whispers: Okay.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">no it isn't. XP

GM:<font color="#000000">CRASSSSSSH!! The door flies open!

GM:<font color="#000000">The room beyond appears empty.

* Thomas Lazarus leans.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr looks in, with his eyes glowing softly.

* Gamal-Junayd looks in. &quot;another pit?&quot;

Ghostwish whispers: He stays quiet. Is that really an angel?!? Could be an illusion. Paranoid elf.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Standing still where he is while looking forward, he asks a question to the others. &quot;By the way.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd starts breaking off the legs of hte table next to him for another bridge

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do we know what this 'Sheythsani' fellow we're looking for to rescue from the fiends looks like?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..This entire basement is a more hazardous dungeon than Pamela Lundy's.. ... ..real dungeon.&quot;

Sheythsanthi whispers: He decides to move. Very slowly, very carefully, 5-ft increments to remain silent and undetected. He's heading to the corner of the room.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;He wouldn't happen to be an elf with brown hair and gold eyes, would he?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I.. believe so.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus frowns. &quot;...&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus looks in. D: GM:<font color="#000000">The room looks empty. Just two tables and a notebook.

Sheythsanthi whispers: ACK WHY DOES GLITCH HAVE OWNERSHIP

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Oh.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now now, don't run away, Sheythsani.&quot;

You whisper to Ghostwish: Because Serrierr has See Invisibility.

* Thomas Lazarus gives Serrierr a befuddled look.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;We're here to help.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;?&quot; =3=c

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;We're from the Pelorite temple.&quot;

Sheythsanthi whispers: ... damnit.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is he invisible?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And the Leaden Mace.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;From Braxton Falls and Castleton.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;That was a stupid thing to say&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Please ignore all of the damage that the angel inflicted on your doors and alchemy lab.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;He's a Kordite.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;He doesn't know better.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Hold on.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;No.. we're his colleagues, we're here on orders from the High Command.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot; Miron, Leaden Mace here may be trying to kill him. &quot; =3=;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;....and the few leaden mace people with me are not the possessed ones, but allied with the so-called rebels.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Uhhhhmm..&quot; Thomas leans a little further into plain view. &quot;..Senior Inquisitor Sheysanthi?&quot; Thomas crunches some glass under his boot and winces a little. &quot;..This is probably going to be really hard to believe, but, well.. we're not actually with the infernal forces. Just kind of.. you know. Adventurers. &quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm going to enter the room now. My weapon will be stowed.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It's me. From the temple. Thomas.&quot; ^^;;

* Thomas Lazarus sounds guilty.

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">There's a pause.. and then.. &quot;You know, usually I'd be along the lines of devils and their cunning illusions and what not.. but I don't think even devils could be this.. what is the expression.. Preposterous?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr wraps his meteor hammer around his waist.

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">Then there's a snap of someone snapping their fingers, and the elf appears, lowering his bow.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;That would be us Eladrin for you, good sir Shethsanthi.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yeaahhhh I'm sorry about your lab.&quot; =3=;;;

Miron:<font color="#000000">pulls out his badge, and shows it to the air around. &quot;See? Braxton Falls branch.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Are you alright, sir?&quot;

Sheythsanthi whispers: unless I click the wrong box. XD

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;...and my apologies about your laboratory.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We're not Yorivers.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;... wait a second.&quot; Swallowtail enters.

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Lovely. I am fine, although considering the racket you made getting here, I fear I may be in the market for a new house.&quot; He says, smirking.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;No, mainly just tables and doors.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi pokes her head around the corner.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;How are we sure you are not illusion?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Be glad you aren't in the market for a new body.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm sorry, you know how it is. Devils make me boistrous.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well.. we have fought no less than fifteen devils on the way down here.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It's remarkable you're alive, really.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I know he is not an illusion, miss Swallowtail.&quot;

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">Shey notices Tathi. &quot;Yes, my home is probably cinders by now..&quot; He says, and chuckles. &quot;Now, I was hoping to greet you all and show you what I've gathered so far, to hopefully give you an edge against the Count, but, well, devils. You know the story from there, I don't doub.t&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;But yes. We went through a lot of trouble to get to you, Sheythsanthi. Our approach was not unnoticed.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;We must evacuate you to our place of safety, immediately.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed. We need to get the fuck out of here.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Grab any critical materials and prepare to move out.&quot;

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I suppose that's best, isn't it? Have you cleared them out? The escape tunnels have all been collapsed. I was ratted out by someone.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;If you -are- in the market for a new house, I could buy this one from you, perhaps? =3=&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Your tunnels are vast and twisted. We cannot be sure we investiagted them all.&quot;

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">Miron's wearing his badge openly, I suspect?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yep

VAE:<font color="#000000">He held it forth, even

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066"> &quot;Just need to clear a minor adventure to get the capital first.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Really, Sszeyl?&quot; Ed gives a weak chuckle.

VAE:<font color="#000000">to show he's from Braxton, remember?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We've killed scores, but almost half as many have escaped, sir. They know exactly where we are and our strength. We ought to be swift.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's there, though likely in small writing.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes. Several escaped while seeing all of us.&quot;

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">He leans slightly, and notices a badge. &quot;And who are you, Inquisitor? You're not Yoriver. Castleton, did you say?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi, how many can you take with that teleportation you do?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Braxton Falls.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thomas here is Castleton.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;There are many theories to how many can be teleported.. The exact number has never been found.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We've quite a collection of allies gathering. We came here to save you, in fact, in hopes you'd join along.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Basically, their summoners can just pull more devils from their arse.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Can you take us all back to the temple?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah, a good method. Sir Sheythsanthi, would you trust a teleportation?&quot;

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">He moves over to the table, and sweeps up the notes. &quot;Right. They'll be bringing bigger than bearded devils and those spine tossers soon. We best go.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's about as far as I know, and as far as I give a fuck about. I sure aren't gonna wait for them to go over their fucking limit.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Well, also just because, you know, you shouldn't be killed.&quot; &gt;.&gt;;

Sheythsanthi's Notes:<font color="#000000">It may be a good thing Miron's not hearing this set of notes aloud. :B

* Sheythsanthi's Notes are brick'd.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Bricking a book.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed... in fact, Lieutenant Stanford almost came to rescue you himself.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Tomi did that.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">'MURICA.

VAE:<font color="#000000">come on..

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;By the by?&quot; He says, and looks over at the inquisitors and party, smiling. &quot;A very smashing job plowing through what must have been an entire platoon of devils to get down here. Not sure who the rest of you are, save for that Eyllisaearsithek devil, but fine job for the Leaden Mace. Maybe there's hope for us here yet.&quot;

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">WHOA. Douglas growling, brb

You whisper to Ghostwish: In case you're curious.

Player &quot;My&quot; is not connected.Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If there's any hope, the Mace is it.&quot;

You whisper to Ghostwish: My mind can barely believe my thoughts, my eyes can barely believe what my hand writes, and yet I know it is true. I have observed him for some time now, whenever he is in the area. I have watched him both in combat, and out, and only a few times has he gained notion of my presence. What little illusion magic I possess I use to great effect. But I cannot deny what I have observed...

...A paladin. This drow is a paladin. The first hint was his steed. A breed of noble line, no doubt, which would allow no evil near it. Also, not enchanted, I checked that right off. But when I saw him slice that devil, I could not deny the divine fury he brought to bear. Only a paladin can smite like that. I think I need a drink.Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now or a century ago.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You're only in the company of two inquisitors, sir. Our allies are shaping up to be quite the motley crew.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;So. A teleportation, then? Are you willing to be subject to that?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">I wonder what's in those notes now

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Less crew, more like people working toward a common goal to avoid strangling each other to death.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;We are the Vigilant Guardians. Adventuring party liscenced out of castleton&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Maybe I'll post them once the session's done, if Sheyth doesn't read them. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahah

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">That would be awfully Shankfang-like.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;By the way, I wrote this. :D&quot;

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">He sighs, and shakes his head. &quot;Here, Inquisitor, the Mace is gone. The rebels may be the only tatters that are left of it. This whole city, Mace and all, is circling the drain. We're going to have to act and act with certainty if we're going to stop it.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;Drow are my drinking buddies and Saint Cuntbert is an old cunt? P.S. Fuckstons can choke on a goat dick.&quot;

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;By the by.. Do you have that Altonor chap at the church? Can't miss him. Drow? Full plate?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Unfortunately.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh yes. He is safe and sound with us.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus nods.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Is that a problem?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Has a black pegasus, yes?&quot;

* Swallowtail flinches, stalking away from the incoming firestorm.

You whisper to Glitch: Now how would Serrierr know that?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Seee.. we have taken to a temporary alliance with lunatics of his kind... don't look at me, I wasn't for it.&quot;

You whisper to Glitch: Altonor hasn't summoned Kep'salion in his presence.

Serrierr whispers: Wasn't Serrierr called before Kep was dismissed?

Serrierr whispers: Oh.

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Facinating. I'll finally be able to question him in person. What now? Problem? No, though I can see why you might think so, wood elf and drow and all. But no. I know for a fact he's a paladin. A paladin of all things! As if their race would ever be capable of such a thing!&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Scratch Serrierr's line about the pegasus.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Yes.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;A blackguard, more like.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;But eh.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;We'll talk more about that later.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The only fascinating thing about that fuck is that he's still alive.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sheythsanthi, I am getting the feeling you are forgetting the ugency that we leave right now.&quot;

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;No. Undeniably a paladin. I've seen his power myself. But, yes, let's get going. I do wish I could collect all my notes, but I suspect devils are gnawing on them now.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;The devils, as you know, are capable of translocation at will.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Our position and strength is known.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;We've collected some of them.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Miron, stop letting your bigotry rule you, or someday devils may use that to get to you the way someone probably got to the first mace man that fell to this corruption.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Gamal, fuck you with a shovel dipped in the sands of your homeland.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus sighs.

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Really? Marvelous. Which ones? I do hope you got my notes on the rebels and the comprimised Mace?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes, we collected some of your notes. Can you reconstruct others from memory?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi has most of them.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi! Please pass this good man the notes we have collected so far, so that he knows what he's missing!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... Well ... my blessing will wear off in five or six minutes.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Quickly, quickly now.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus snaps in the air. &quot;Let's move out then! Before it wears off.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We'll chat at the church.&quot;

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Mmm. Possibly. But, I put them on paper to make sense of them. Oh by Her Shield you gave them to Tathi!?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Yes.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Our men here fell to a possession... and that sort of shit isn't done willfully.&quot;

* Edaric hands forward the notes he was carrying. &quot;-- Right! Onward and upward?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;it'd still be safer than dealing with your paranoia.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Property damage-o-meter: $602

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;After she fell down one of your pit traps, it seemed an adequete payment.&quot;

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">He groans, rubbing his forehead. &quot;I suppose I shall HAVE to reconstruct them, after she's done with them.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I'm RIGHT here you know!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Besides, even the devils would make better allies than spiderfucking lolthian scum.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">^^;;;;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Come now! Enough chatting! Allow Sheythsanthi to see the notes we have collected so he can know if we missed any, then let us exfiltrate posthaste!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">:|

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">So.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Suddenly I'm scum again, hmm?

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Fine, here!&quot; She says, and hands them over.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I see how it is.

Miron:<font color="#000000">You are an exception.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"> How does Cadamon do this for a living. I'm refusing all potential future promotions and staying grunt-tier for life.

Sheythsanthi whispers: They're missing one, right?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Chain-trade-off and Sheythsanthi gets his notes that we've collected so far.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Like.. I prefer not to think of you as a drow these days

You whisper to Ghostwish: Lemme check the dungeon.

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;My but you all are through. However..&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Besides ,your lot doesn't worship Lolth

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;How much is there? Are there any crucial pieces missing, or can you do without whatever we missed.&quot;

You whisper to Ghostwish: They got all but the one up top.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Thorough.

You whisper to Ghostwish: -- Actually, no, they got that one.

You whisper to Ghostwish: All notes accounted for. :3

Miron:<font color="#000000">Orgolloys seems like a pretty straight-up deity, if you ask me.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">They're a brutal totalitarian regime of diciplined terrorists. :T

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It's like Llolth but disciplined. *punched*

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I think you're missing- No! Scratch that, I'm just stressed. I have it.&quot; He says, and laughs. &quot;Let's get out of here, before my property value drops any further and I get tax investigators knocking next.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">But that lolthian city the raiders protect? A cancer on the face of the world that must be burned out before it spreads into the body.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Exactly the point, I believe. :B

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I suppose you've been reading them all?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Very good! Let us evacuate posthaste.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yes, sir.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Some of them they have read.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I have! And I detest what you said about the Academy!&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi! Can you or can you not cast a translocation?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I have no fucking idea about elven.. &quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi, I wouldn't be surprised if fucking horses actually took place there.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We can, perhaps, let it be said the party begins walking back out through the labyrinth they came down in while this dialogue occurs.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..I didn't think teleport could carry all of us?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;She didn't read that one out loud...was that the one you refused?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Unless we're teleporting out to avoid further encounters. :B

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Oh? Did I go into detail the number of times I had to bring you home in naught but a bedsheet, miss Eyllisaearsithek?&quot; He says witha grin.

GM:<font color="#000000">One way or another, the party returns to the temple.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi hrmphs.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She can teleport like three other people. &gt;.&gt;

GM:<font color="#000000">Let me square the group! :3

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm. Can she not? Then--

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">oh. Well. Okay.

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Well, here, here's the last one. Have a read, if you like.&quot; DM?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">I'll take DM fiat. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Don't forget Rin.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas does want to read the notes when he can.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">She'll be eaten if we leave her.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">There's been crucial info on them!

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">You kidding?

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">I CAN TAKE 'EM, I'M A SERVANT OF HELL.

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">She'll clear this place in a heartbeat. :|

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">RAAWR.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Adorable |D

Teeny Rin:<font color="#000000">This marks the third Rin on the temple grounds. :B

Teeny Rin:<font color="#000000">THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">there multiplying!

GM:<font color="#000000">Shall we nom, or do people have RP in them yet?

VAE:<font color="#000000">We can carry on if wanted

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"> She probably really could like break our necks and eat our souls, though. She's this ancient youkai. &gt;.&gt;;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm good to return to base.

GM:<font color="#000000">I'm also going to make a public announcement -- given the timing of the session today, I'm going to open up the opportunity for temple mini-sessions this week.

VAE:<font color="#000000">but.. noming Sheythshanti for epic insults, noming Swallowtail for makeouts, and nomming who was it early on?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yay more roleplays

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">GASP.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Right, Ssazeyl for cart at ahnd

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I forget.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And .. sign me up for a session

GM:<font color="#000000">If you want to talk with anybody at the temple, get some RP facetime with an NPC anywhere? Schedule away. :3

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Did Altonor say he wanted an explination for face punching?

* VAE nees Miron to talk to at the very least the dwarf and the gnomish templar

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I doubt it.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">I do still want to talk that out, and chat with the angel a bit.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh, actually.

GM:<font color="#000000">By the way, these were the last set of Sheythnotes.

GM:<font color="#000000">My mind can barely believe my thoughts, my eyes can barely believe what my hand writes, and yet I know it is true. I have observed him for some time now, whenever he is in the area. I have watched him both in combat, and out, and only a few times has he gained notion of my presence. What little illusion magic I possess I use to great effect. But I cannot deny what I have observed...

...A paladin. This drow is a paladin. The first hint was his steed. A breed of noble line, no doubt, which would allow no evil near it. Also, not enchanted, I checked that right off. But when I saw him slice that devil, I could not deny the divine fury he brought to bear. Only a paladin can smite like that. I think I need a drink.VAE:<font color="#000000">and nomming Serrier for LEEEROOY

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Shall we move back into the meeting room with the intent to pick up where we left off?

GM:<font color="#000000">Everyone else has dispersed into the temple by now.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Sszeyl: HAD TO USE CART AS AMMO SRY HVE SOME PP Thomas: I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE YOU PEOPLE. TATHI IS MORE RATIONALE THAN THIS. Thomas: HEY. I am still in here and- why is that fireball getting closer- Thomas: Party kindergarden cop again. Poor bastard. Sszeyl: LASSO'D. Swallowtail: SHE WANTS GNOME SHIPPING. RUN FOR YOUR STUMPY LEGS.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Because we were kind of in the middle of a meeting to determine our next moves...ah well.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We'll see.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">We forefited our say by abandoning our seats.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">miron for bigotry as normal

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">We have to abide their ruling.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Let me try to remember my pre-noms..

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Wish I could ctrl-f the active log.. &gt;:9

VAE:<font color="#000000">same

VAE:<font color="#000000">I did desperately want to nom something

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">save a copy then ctl f it

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But that takes more keystroookes

* Dr. Hatari saves log as JackBlackOctagons

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">thomas for attempting to go the peaceful route

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Let's see..

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I actually couldn't come up with much this session. &gt;.&gt;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Dr. Hatari: Gonna pre-nom Tathi for that exclamation though

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">What. It's been all roleplay.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">What exclamation? ^^;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Oh, that reminds me.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And philosophical debating betwixt battles.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas Lazarus: &quot;THEY HEARD US.&quot; =3=;;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tathi: &quot;NO SHIT SHEYSANTHI!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">No Shit Sheythshanti

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;NO SHIT SHEYSANTHI&quot; and my subsequent gloating that I'd snuck another cannon character into Akellon. NOW YOU HAVE A SHERLOCK TOO.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Noming Thomas for Arguing with Angels.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">heh, Miron did that too

VAE:<font color="#000000">Actually, at that

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Ghostwish. Wreckin' Akellon like it's cool. :3

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Tom for I Give Up.

VAE:<font color="#000000">nomming Serrier for gnome toss

Glitch:<font color="#000000">yeah, it seems a lot of this session was actually verbal infighting, and I don't want to nom any of that. -3-

Liatai:<font color="#000000">....

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I'll just let everyone else do it. :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">verbal banter IS rp though

* Liatai thwaps Glitch with a fish. &quot;Didn't stop you from doing it EVERY OTHER TIME.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Glitch, verbal infighting is what gives me strength

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">This is not the battleground between heaven and hell, you can't just man-handle people you perceive to be on 'their side'. &gt;:|

VAE:<font color="#000000">I fucking feed on it

VAE:<font color="#000000">on it and on pork tins

Glitch:<font color="#000000">lia; huh?

* Liatai huffs. &quot;FORGET IT.=w=#&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">haha

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh oh

VAE:<font color="#000000">Arguing with Tech is a hard matter.

* Liatai is channeling Sera tonight, apparently.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Sera?

* Dr. Hatari noms Ed for Undervalued. |D

Edaric:<font color="#000000">.... yay? {:3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">her halfling in skylands

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Actually.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I will propose a Controversial Nom.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I've got your back, it's okay. I acknowledge you as the most diligent care-taker of the party these days, Ed.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Miron for Hard Reboot.

VAE:<font color="#000000">?

VAE:<font color="#000000">hard reboot?

* VAE clueless

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">His personality has essentially reverted back to his first appearance.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I almost laughed at him growing all resentful of getting overlooked for being a bard over and over. XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">How and why?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Which is perfect, given he just had a mental breakdown.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean.. am I playing him wrong?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">No.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Because I kinda feel like I am

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No, no, he seems fine.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I ..can't quite get a paw on it tonight

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">When people have their concept of reality changed.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">They tend to 'go back' mentally.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">To a time when things made sense.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">For Miron, that is apparently before he really met us. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Possibly because I slept for about ten hours, among other things

VAE:<font color="#000000">But seriously, what differences do you notice?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I'm not sure how to put it to words.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Bristly-ness?

VAE:<font color="#000000">because, ugh. When I look at some older logs and you mention that he resembles that.. means that I'm missing the target.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Prickly?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Isn't he like that all the time?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Unless working with people like Tom, Anise, Gradia etc.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Relative to others, yes.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Which this party decisively isn't

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Relative to himself, he's being downright short-tempered.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; :T

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm, so pissy Miron today

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I guess I'm not Tom enough anymore. *bricked*

GM:<font color="#000000">Any more noms?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Eh, I guess it's mainly my paranoia acting up

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">On the one hand I feel like Serrierr started a ton of RP that's worth mention.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">On the other it deeply offended everyone and caused dramas. &gt;:O *bricked*

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">On the other, you want to murder him.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">So.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">What have we learned.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">-3- Which means I definitely made a mistake playing him.

VAE:<font color="#000000">no

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Actually no.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Will have to conferr with Lia for RP pointers to improve.

VAE:<font color="#000000">it means you are playing a chaosfuck allright

VAE:<font color="#000000">No, it's done correctly

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You correctly played an obtusely thinking alien fundamentalist.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Not really. He has alien morals, compared to a mortal.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Which clashed with a level-headed temperate mortal.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Danman, this scenario is what we call &quot;Your approval fills me with shame.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">With different base values than the summoner.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ahahahah

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">A pelorite summoning a Kordite.

VAE:<font color="#000000">How does my approval fill anyone with shame?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">And you expected perfect harmony?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Ha ha no.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">May I just say, I chuckled when Miron suggested &quot;we'd have been better off summoning a vrock?&quot; x3

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-e-cmDVzoHq0/Tt5e-TozAhI/AAAAAAAADK8/3eQKreSmvuo/s1600/picture-28605.jpeg

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Remember what Lyle was originally going to use the scroll for? :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Heh, he was completely serious

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yes. A vrock.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Gradia said it, even.

VAE:<font color="#000000">those are his speciality

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom is friends with plenty of darkbad folks and works shoulder to shoulder with ungrateful, bitter, sinful people for the entirety of his life. One of his central theological tenets is 'forgive, tolerate, help, and above all, do not judge'.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Heh.. I love how initially Miron had some sort of reverence for Serrierr, and it's being promptly eroded.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Serrierr's Outsider brand of, 'They're the bad guys, we're Team Good' will never be acceptable to him.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Tom is friends with plenty of darkbad folks and works shoulder to shoulder with ungrateful, bitter, sinful people for the entirety of his life.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so opposite of miron who remembers, is intolerant, attacks, and judges?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Er, who exactly? &gt;.&gt;

VAE:<font color="#000000">First with their talk in the temple, and now with his leeroyship.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron *brick'd*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">is this some kind of general future projection, or are you actually drawing on people the party has met?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">People who don't live in moral black/white.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">:|

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Like Zairith, Miron, castleton citizens? Do you think a social worker just helps nice people? That it's something you get the warm fuzzies for doing?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Railock -you broke the code

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron and Thomas are a cop movie dup

VAE:<font color="#000000">*duo

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Zairith's a decent dude.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">That he has never helped vicious people? Unrepentant domestic abusers, criminals, murderers?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Miron is...a special case.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">General citizenry is a given.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">You get a whole bag 'o tricks with them.

VAE:<font color="#000000">One of them is nasty, and the other is mostly candy and rainbows

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I was thinking you were referring to some specific people. :B

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Let me put it this way.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">He willingly works with Barbarus.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and by all metrics, they should probably disagree with each other, but they are best buddies most of the time

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well there are no other darkbad people in Akellon for me to even point to, but he tried to save even Pamela without judgement, and bearing remorse.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Everyone's willingly working with barbarus. :B

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Who's moral guidleline is: &quot;Can I do it without being caught.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">:|

VAE:<font color="#000000">Eh. Miron raised objections

VAE:<font color="#000000">when the fuck turned wereweasel and refused to be healed

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Minor objections here and there, but nothing overt other than the party just shrugging and going &quot;Business as usual.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...Suddenly I feel we should be taking all this to irc. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Heh....

VAE:<font color="#000000">You know

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Also Serrier is a gigantic dick that keeps jerking people around, making judgements, etcetera. :P

Glitch:<font color="#000000">:/

* GM nyoro~ns. {:3c &quot;Sorry for villain softness...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">And what's worst of all, he's a gigantic dick who's wrong

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Yeah, I'm -definitely- playing him wrong if that's the image you're getting.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Look at Sszeyl. He's trying to help the Dragon. Gives him the same respect First's other incarnations give to their parents. Helps him put the pieces of his old thought patterns.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Lyle, Miron, his entire religion, sneering derisively.

GM:<font color="#000000">Nah, go ahead, keep talking, the DM is tallying noms.

VAE:<font color="#000000">No, Tech, you're playing him right

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">So, by Serrierr's logic. What would Sszeyl be? :V Good team or bad?

GM:<font color="#000000">Plus some folks will miss it if we do. ^^;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The Guards thing was Tom's last straw; he outright regrets summoning the guy.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Celestials are like that.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">But he can stick around and defend the temple atleast. Because again, Thomas works forward. He tries not to judge. =3=

* VAE stares at being mentioned in all but name

VAE:<font color="#000000">Some folks could for example get their buttocks in mah channel =T.T=

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sorry. ^^; I meant both you and Rail.

VAE:<font color="#000000">But yeah. Some sort of personalities don't get along.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Hey... got that Octi handy?

VAE:<font color="#000000">And Serrier with Tom is exactly the case.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

VAE:<font color="#000000">Octi?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Celestials work relatively harmoniously with each other, even archons and eladrin. That's the entire point of being a celestial. Even working alongside Cuthbertines happens, but the only reason there's any 'derision' there is because Cuthbert is -not- part of the 'League of Good Gods' for a reason, he isn't actually committed like they are.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">http://i.imgur.com/Gw6zf.gif

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">There.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Also.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/21/CLoTN3bzWEG-fMGY6WVd6Q2.gif

VAE:<font color="#000000">Of course he isn't. He's generally on the side of good, but that's incidental because law *is* good

Glitch:<font color="#000000">The other gods see Cuthbert as a guy on the fence who refuses to commit and occasionally bites back at them even though he's -usually- helpful.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Danman; in D&amp;D terms, that is exactly wrong. -3-

VAE:<font color="#000000">or at least the law Saint Cuthbert's followers further.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">That's literally just looking down your nose at him. &gt;:O That's the very definition of holier-than-thou! That's bad!

VAE:<font color="#000000">In DnD terms that's a contestable matter.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You're a bad angel! &gt;:O *bricked*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">The're the nine alignments grid for a -reason-. Lawfulness is not &quot;inhernantly good&quot;.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Except in 4e.

VAE:<font color="#000000">It is.. but remember that I'm arguing from a Cuthbertian perspective here :3

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">:3

VAE:<font color="#000000">No

Glitch:<font color="#000000">It is not a contestable matter, it's the definition of lawfulness as applies to 3.5 D&amp;D.

VAE:<font color="#000000">don't bring in 4e

Glitch:<font color="#000000">The -literal- definition.

GM:<font color="#000000">So....

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not inherantly good. Not inherantly bad.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">To get this back on track.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You don't get it; they don't need to be on Team Good with you!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Same for chaos. &quot;Not inherantly good. Not inherantly bad.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">yeah. law isn't automatically good. it's order. order taken to extreme is stagnation

GM:<font color="#000000">Glitch, what kind of personality would you like to project for Serrierr?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Railock speaks like a Shadow

VAE:<font color="#000000">and please ,can we go without a retcon?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Lia; I'll need to confer with you privately over the week for that, probably.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Absolute Law is only seen in Mechanus.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You're just a holier version of a Nazi. =3= This is why I said at the beginning of the campaign, Paladins oftenmake us look bad.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">chaos taken to extreme is total anarchy and breakdown of everything

GM:<font color="#000000">We're not retconning, we're offering advice in a roundtable.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">And absolute Chaos is only seen in Pandemonium.

VAE:<font color="#000000">As much as Miron hates him I was quite enjoying watching loltrollSerrier

GM:<font color="#000000">Gliiiiiitch. =3= Why you gotta make this hard.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzAF7WuXhKA

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">These concepts aren't expressed in -people-.

GM:<font color="#000000">So what are you aiming for with Serrierr?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Actually, a line I -was- intending to have Serrierr say at one point...

VAE:<font color="#000000">and Celestials do work like that, as Meany says

VAE:<font color="#000000">As much as we make fun of them, they aren't mortals and they don't think in our way

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Personally, I think Cuthbert should have stayed on Mechanus where he belongs. Arcadia's too good for him, and he's perpetually got his foot in our door without actually giving us the commitment to goodly ideals we need.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">glitch you did fine. problems between characters are fine. as long as the problems dont become problems between players, it's all fine

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's half the reason the world is messed up as it is... the forces of &quot;good&quot; can fuck you over just as hard as the devils

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">cept for vae. cause he wouldn't be able to live without fighting someone

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">but he's a special case

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Was intending to have Serrierr say that, but no point came up where it could be fit it.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">*fit in

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Saint Cuthbert's Basilica is in Arcadia, and there it fucking belongs. Our Holy Patron doesn't have to answer to a bunch of chaos spawn.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">See, personally, I have to agree with the fellow players here. Celestials are supposed to be rather alien in thought to mortals, and you did play an alien fundamentalist very well.

VAE:<font color="#000000">OOC response

Glitch whispers: And I'm not sure I can express what I want for Serrierr in words off the top of my head right now

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">This is hilarious.

Glitch whispers: I need time to think about it, and time to discuss it out with you.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We think he played a good alien fundamentalist really well.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Glitch: &quot;NO I WAS TRYING TO BE ACTUALLY JUST GOOD. DX&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">the only one unhappy with it is you glitch

VAE:<font color="#000000">and Railock, I guess you are actually right. I do list a Taun clan affinity for a reason on the CWM

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">lololololololololool

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hatari; yes. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Take what you can get.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">That sums it up succinctly and astutely. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well, that's good for you

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and things that you are happy with, usually piss off the rest of us

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yep. *bricked*

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean, it's like with me managing to play super pervert Sandor in Far Recon that everyone loved to hate

VAE:<font color="#000000">to the point that when I wanted to switch characters they kept nagging me not to

GM:<font color="#000000">Last call for noms!

GM:<font color="#000000">Everyone gets 500 XP for the Sheythcave.

* Ghostwish noms on the GM

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Transferred to Gnogglebolt? :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah, prob'ly

VAE:<font color="#000000">unless you want to stick with heaventroll

Glitch:<font color="#000000">cuz Serrierr doesn't keep EXP, and Gnogglebolt will fall behind otherwise.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It was actually fun trying to play Marius off of this exact sort of mentality, because he was an evil-aligned Fury worshipped on 'Team Good'.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But our green dragon paladin was too liberal to really get into it.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hah. That's cool; we're cool. |D&quot; Marius: &quot;... Well ... alright then. *adjust tie* =3=&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

GM:<font color="#000000">Thomas - 100 XP - Party kindergarden cop again. Poor bastard. 100 XP - If you're on our plane you need to play by our rules! Now go to bed. No, you may not have dessert. 100 XP - Tolerance and temperance. Sszeyl - 100 XP - Return of the Cart! Tathi - 300 XP - For writing all those notes! :3 100 XP - NO SHIT SHEYTHSANTHI! Serrierr - 100 XP - LEEROOOOOY -- 200 XP - Alien morals. Gamal - 100 XP - Even cultists are somebody's kids. Miron - 100 XP - Hard Reboot. Swallowtail - 100 XP - Make UP! Not make out! DX Edaric - 100 XP - Undervalued. Starting off the session by your best friend not even acknowledging you got hurt in favor of his girlfriend and just going downhill from there. :P Sheythsanthi - 100 XP - Notes! 100 XP - Amusing turns of phrase.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Lia; so what should I do with my EXP?

VAE:<font color="#000000">oh my

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Just drop it entirely, or give it to Gnogglebotl?

GM:<font color="#000000">Transfer it to Gnogglebolt.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Gamal - 100 XP - Even cultists are somebody's kids

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahah

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Kay.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Editing token...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Ed! ;o;

VAE:<font color="#000000">This reminds me

VAE:<font color="#000000">there's a parody of Jesus he loves me, serbian one

VAE:<font color="#000000">that makes fun of their church

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;48900+500+100+200 = 48900 + 500 + 100 + 200 = 49700&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">and one of the lines of the parody bishop there is &quot;even paedophiles are someone's kids.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Any more noms I missed while I save the campaign? -- OH!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">oie vey.. I forgot it was ed, not tom, it wasn't aelian. -.-;;;;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">NO NINJAS LEFT BEHIND. &gt;:O

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt edited and saved.

GM:<font color="#000000">100 XP for Tom - Wait no don't wake her to violently she's a -- *BAFF* ... ninja... =3=;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Not that, Ghost.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">*snrk* I forgot about that.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That was cute.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Before that. :3

* Meany kicks down the door.

VAE:<font color="#000000">heh

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I hereby request a joint mini.

VAE:<font color="#000000">oh?

VAE:<font color="#000000">between who?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">With Altonor and Shey Butter.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ed and Tathi both got hurt in the Unholy Blight... Aelian's reaction: &quot;TATHI!! D8&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It was like, Tom!Muse: GASP ohno that nice man's wife is abouttogetpunchedDIVE! *BAMF* =3=;;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">................................ oh... damnit.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ed's Halfling muttered phrase was something along the lines of &quot;nice to see you're safe too, jackass. =w=; &quot; *brick'd*

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also, is this midsession noms, or end session?

* VAE somewhat clueless to where we're progressing

Liatai:<font color="#000000">End session. :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well we were about to go do RP.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Then we talked about morality for fifteen minutes again.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahaha

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">It's the Glitch.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Trying to get him to compute noncomputable concepts.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">We can start scheduling mini-sessions in IRC. :3 Saving campaign...

VAE:<font color="#000000">but yeah. I do request a mini.. Discern Lies and a chat with Lyle, chat with Horm, and the gnome templar

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm sure I can think of a mini or two. Yay.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">SAVIN CAMPAIGN'

VAE:<font color="#000000">First question to Lyle &quot;Are you Gradia's fiance?&quot; *brick'd so hard and maced by my own character*

Edaric:<font color="#000000">I wouldn't mind having a mini with Tom if he's up for it. :3

Miron:<font color="#000000">Yes you stupid fuck! &gt;:X

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">...

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">VAE is emoting.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Safe to shutdown? :3

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">IT'S THE END TIMES.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Didn't I switch emotes off?

VAE:<font color="#000000">like, they don't display to me as anything but text

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Safe to shut down. :3

<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

VAE:<font color="#000000">safe

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Good game, all!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Despite FOG. =3=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Mostly, yeah

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