Session 120

Glitch has connected.

Railock has connected.

Ghostwish has connected.

RAM has connected.

VAE has connected.

Liatai:... hmm. Initial trolling scan has failed. &gt;:d

Ghostwish:No trolling. After the last snafu, it's been canceled.

Railock:liatai. still iffy on plans. and even if no plans I'll be less attentive than normal. more people around

Liatai:Hmm. Okay. So do you want Gamal to be written offscreen for the session, or no?

VAE:yeah, that.

VAE:There's an easy way to shuffle him around

Railock:I'd like to play. but I can't garuntee attendance /sigh

Meany has connected.

VAE:Also, what time are we starting ?

VAE:(last week ,we did about two hours from now)

Liatai:The Mace HQ isn't that big, either, so even Shankfang, who is currently with another team, should be able to join the first fight.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It's up to you, Rail. At session start, I'm going to instigate a scene to put Thomas offscreen; up to you if you want Gamal to go with him or not.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm, question. Who'll be first group's designated hellbeing control?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tom was kinda the only one able to do that, and each group had one, I think

VAE:<font color="#000000">remember the briefing by Lyle

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Roy has two Protection from Evils prepared; does Miron have any such spells available?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Not really. Not his area of specialisation

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh well. Going to need to be extra careful, then.

Railock:<font color="#000000">question. do you plan on doing a mini with thomas?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Depends on how Hatari's doing. Probably not, though.

Railock:<font color="#000000">ah well. I'll decide by then

Liatai:<font color="#000000">We'll be starting in about half an hour, sooner if everyone's ready. :3

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Liatai, you hypocrit. &gt;:P

Liatai:<font color="#000000">?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Ah, there we go.

RAM:<font color="#990000">That took freaking forever.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">You accuse DF of being so racist, but when I go looking through your token arts for a dark-skin, I find ONE. &gt;:P

VAE:<font color="#000000">Would that be a crit with a hypodermic?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">TOKEN BLACK GUY. LITERALLY.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Which folder are you looking through?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">All of them!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">fighter, magey, noble, all of em! &gt;:P

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Even the Railpacks? I -know- I have more than one black guy.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Ahem?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Granted, it prolly wouldn't have if I wasn't downloading SotS right now. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Railpacks?

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">We have a black Mace Commander in Braxton.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Check the Swap.

Railock:<font color="#000000">the packs I put up

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Also.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Rail Pack 1 and Rail Pack 2.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">The entirety of Drow.

Railock:<font color="#000000">or is it the packs for me

Liatai:<font color="#000000">They're updated folders of tokenarts from me.


 * Ghostwish slaps Meany. &quot;NO. BAD.&quot;

Railock:<font color="#000000">I don't know

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">IT'S BECAUSE I'M BLACK, AIN'T IT.

Railock:<font color="#000000">I know nothing

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Packs for Rail, not packs from Rail. :P

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I also didn't include my Middle Eastern folder for Rail in those packs.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ghostwish: You accuse DF of being so racist, but when I go looking through your token arts for a dark-skin, I find ONE. &gt;:P Ghostwish: TOKEN BLACK GUY. LITERALLY.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Simple fix: Lia needs to search for more Redguard images. :U

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">I honestly thought the same thing. |D

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I usually try to go out of my way to save images of darker-skinned folks that are done halfway decently, if only because they're -so freaking hard to find.- :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Meh. Remember, travel

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">I know. XP

Liatai:<font color="#000000">By the way, I found three so far in my warriors folder.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">So nyeh. :P

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Four.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Warrior? I have fighter. &gt;:P

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">And... who the heck is winston payne? |P

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Five.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ghost get the Rail Packs off the Swap. =3=

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Go, go, shoo. You have my OLD Fire Emblem token packs. XD

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Bah. XP

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">IM VINTAGE *hipster glasses*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">And Fire Emblem is very low on black people, if they exist at all. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Unless there are reasons for extensive racial mixing, either geographic (empires expanding) or industrial (slave trade like it happened IRL), you won't be very likely to find heterogeneity among the population in this sense

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Greyhawk tended to have very mixed races, with a few areas that were dominate in one.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Unless they're fuckpowerful mages

VAE:<font color="#000000">Where you can just use Mace Windu

VAE:<font color="#000000">*brick'd*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">VAE, Kaduans are darker-skinned. Also, Flanaess has very mixed races, as Ghost said.

VAE:<font color="#000000">(teleport)

VAE:<font color="#000000">Greyhawk yes. But that's ghost's campaign

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ghost seriously get the Rail Packs. If you want the Middle Eastern folder I can send that to you as well. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">By the way I'm up to seven in the warriors folder alone. :P

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Imma downloading. |P

Liatai:<font color="#000000">What's also kind of annoying is that most of the art of darker-skinned folks you find are men. ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">puts a clamp on healthy population distribution in Kaduar, huh ? *brick'd*


 * VAE reminded of that thing with the extinct pokemon


 * Liatai dusts off hands. =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">Extinct .. . 7:1 male to female ratio... maybe that's how they died out.

Railock:<font color="#000000">the farker skinned gene is genetically linked to gender?

Railock:<font color="#000000">darker*

VAE:<font color="#000000">Don't think so, not skin colour

Railock:<font color="#000000">in akellon

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The geneticist in me would rebel against such an idea.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">So no. =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean, how, even. At most it could be that X-chromosome carries it, and then it'd be kinda like with tortoiseshell cats -you'd have mixed colourations that only appeared on females or XXY mutants

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Also, Ghost, I'm mainly just ribbing. Just felt like, as the player of the ONE non-Suel human in this campaign, I should say something. XP *brick'd*

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">RACIST. *BRICK'D*

Railock:<font color="#000000">hey liatai. my human was non suel. before he died in the first dungeons to shadowy illumination

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">omg this music list is playing suicide mission from mass effect 2 and now dragonborn from skyrim. *_*

VAE:<font color="#000000">haha


 * RAM casts SHADOWY ILLUMINATION!\


 * Ghostwish attends RAM's funeral as his gay lover.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yaaaay not alone XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">Wait, Lia is also ram's gay lover

VAE:<font color="#000000">?

VAE:<font color="#000000">*brick'd*


 * Liatai dusts off hands. &quot;I meant to Railock you doof. :P&quot;


 * VAE grins.

RAM:<font color="#990000">x3

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">YOU SLUT HE'S MINE

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Seriously. Vorel, former Suel. Daveak, Suel. Tomiko, proud Suel. Most every major human NPC except maybe the archmagi, Suel.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I just let him think that.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sam? Oerid mutt. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueZ6tvqhk8U

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Got railpack 1

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">and now it's playing saint's row 3. Favoriting this shit. XD

Railock:<font color="#000000">the tv...has just came on....and it's an ad...for catheters. &quot;discrete pocket catheter&quot; &quot;self lubricating catheter&quot; what is this I don't even....

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">LOOK AWAY. LOOK AWAY FROM THE IDIOT BOX.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I think they can take their catheter and stick it up their dick!

VAE:<font color="#000000">*brick'd*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well, it's getting close to time.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Rail, what's your decision? Gonna try and keep up with the group, or step out with Tom?


 * Liatai pokes Railock.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Looks like he got family-nap'd

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Blah, Mom's sharing stories with a nurse relative about someone who had a botched colonoscopy that resulted in sepsis -- bleh. I'll give Rail about ten minutes -- should be long enough for Mom to finish her story and my stomach to resettle. ^^;;;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Eww.

VAE:<font color="#000000">heh


 * VAE making a quck dinner

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Bleh. Why is poo getting where poo should not be such a common medical problem? Bleeeeeh. DX

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Now nursey relative is sharing her own poo stories. Halp. DX *brick'd*

VAE:<font color="#000000">Easy. Because intestines are fragile

VAE:<font color="#000000">That sort-of-myth Miron propagated about better not eating before a battle comes to mind

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Yech! Dx Politely ask the mom to, if not come up with another topic, move to another room? :B Unless you've got your laptop in a family area or something, in which case why don't you move to your room? :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Because it's warm here and the dog can't come upstairs. *pats snuggledog*

RAM:<font color="#990000">Eeeeeewwwwwww.


 * VAE snerks at you lightweights


 * VAE has a DR towards squick

RAM:<font color="#990000">Heh, try working in a mortuary. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">Do they take engineers? *brick'd*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:P


 * Meany throws girlscout cookies at the chat.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">To be fair, I normally wouldn't be squicked out if it wasn't in-depth descriptions of sucking fecal matter out of an infected wound the size of one's hand.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hee

RAM:<font color="#990000">Sounds delicious. *sarcasm*

VAE:<font color="#000000">Lia you got awesome family

GM:<font color="#000000">Anyway, on that oh-so-pleasant note.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Whenever my mother talks about her work it's dreadfully boring, and stepfather doesn't really have a job

GM:<font color="#000000">How is everybody today?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Present and well. :U

RAM:<font color="#990000">Yar!

VAE:<font color="#000000">A little bit of neck/shoulder pain but fine otherwise.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(hup, actually, afk for a few minutes. Don't wait up on me, I'll be back shortly)

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">What am I doing all the way over here? :.

GM:<font color="#000000">Ghost, Meany, how about you?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Here.

GM:<font color="#000000">Glad you asked, Shankfang! You are way over there because you were absent last time, and thus got assigned to a back-door entry squad, along with Sheythsanthi. Don't worry, we'll get you in on the main action when it starts.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Ah, fair enough.


 * Railock is here.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Yo.


 * Shankfang the Deffrider channels Gork.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Or was it Mork?

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Lia was trying to ge ahold of you earlier, Railock.

GM:<font color="#000000">Ah, Railock!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Still not sure which is which.

GM:<font color="#000000">It's time. What's your call? Going to try to stick with the action, or would you prefer to bow out with Tom?

Railock:<font color="#000000">why is tom bowing out?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Why IC, or why OOC?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hatari's gone.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Think something to do with work, at least he was going on about something earlier this week

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">IC

You whisper to Railock: IC, something's going to go south with the western team, and they're going to need an exorcist, stat.

VAE:<font color="#000000">IC he's just gonna be with another squad

VAE:<font color="#000000">Not the one camera's following *brick'd*

You whisper to Railock: Namely, some of those barn cats were possessed, and Grant's Will save is terrible. A high-level fighter in a mix of lowbies is bad juju.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">...Crap.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Uh, was there any expz or munnies gained while I was gone? ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">not really

VAE:<font color="#000000">just noms

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Moneys haven't been given out. Just noms.


 * Shankfang the Deffrider is gonna drop way behind from lack of nomz, this I know.

VAE:<font color="#000000">tell me about it

Gamal-Junayd whispers: cause of threatening rain, no plans except for dinner, so I'll be here most of hte time. just somewhat more distracted than normal but I think it'll be okay


 * VAE dropping behind from lack of *battle XP* since holidays usually fuck him over like that

Gamal-Junayd whispers: if it was a mini I might go but since it's just gonna be off camera, I'll stick with group

Glitch:<font color="#000000">back

GM:<font color="#000000">A decision has been reached! So let's get down to business. Shankfang, if you would please roll init? We rolled in advance last time.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Is it time for fightink now? &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 5 + 5 = 10&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Initiative!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Bleh.

GM:<font color="#000000">Also, does anyone want a ninja?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I could...try? If she's got action-routines well-described in her token...

GM:<font color="#000000">Well, take a look. There's a link to her character sheet in her token.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">vanish. ninjka strike

VAE:<font color="#000000">Samurai action routines: Sit back and be sad about how bad your class is *brick'd*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">okay, I got swallowtail, think I can handle this.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Famous last words? x3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hold my beer.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I got dis.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Throw me that hammer!

GM:<font color="#000000">Righto! Last session on Akellon...

GM:<font color="#000000">The party and Leaden Mace operatives moved out! They're going to retake the Leaden Mace HQ, hopefully capture the corrupt commander, and maybe, just maybe, find a key to ending this fiendish invastion once and for all.

Miron:<font color="#000000">And then, have a beer.

Miron:<font color="#000000">(Not before dealing with that spiderfucker &quot;paladin&quot;)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">no. after. we will dunk mirion into a keg. put the lid back on. and ship him back to braxton.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">An extra-tangling net has been loaded into Gnogglebolt's bombchucker well in advance, and he holds it at the ready.

You whisper to RAM: Just so you know, once the battle starts, head for the southwestern door in the hallway you see. Thatll lead you to the battle.

Shankfang the Deffrider whispers: Thanks Mink! :B

GM:<font color="#000000">We left off as the groups had just split off, and had begun approaching the doors... Roy had just asked Thomas what he saw with his slayer's sight.


 * Thomas Lazarus opens his mouth to reply -- but then, shouting and a clamor arises from the western side of the building! You can hear a voice shouting -- &quot;EXORCIST!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">we will expect the keg to be empty by the time it gets there

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">also. CAN WE KICK DOWN THE DOOR YET?

VAE:<font color="#000000">No

VAE:<font color="#000000">This is Mace property

VAE:<font color="#000000">you will open the door. CAREFULLY

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Go,&quot; Roy commands, nodding quickly to Thomas. &quot;Someone else get up here.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Then close behind you

VAE:<font color="#000000">Make sure the wind doesn't close the door unnecessarily forcefully


 * Gamal-Junayd moves on up. push that thomas aside into doing exorcisms!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Go on, Tom, we can handle this!&quot; Tom hesitates, but nods, before heading off. Not, however, before touching up Sszeyl with Shield Other if he hasn't done so already.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Heh. Five minutes into the operation, and we already need an exorcist.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">that could be dangerous. tom might not know how much danger szeyels in and not keep himself properly healed.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">szeyel. stay out of danger!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Ha!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You'd have more luck keeping the sun from rising.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Jig's up! Gamal, get the door open!&quot; Gnogglebolt says as he hefts his bombchucker.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">shank. your on guard duty. anyone touches szeyel, shoot it!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">I have no doubt Thomas knows Sszeyl likes to put himself in ALL THE DANGER and wouldn't let him go without it. =3=;


 * Gamal-Junayd kicks the door in. cause kicking in the door of law is just such a fun idea. &quot;Open up, in the name of Chaos!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I'm going to be shooting anything that moves, anyway.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">No no no.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You got it all wrong.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">It's WAAAAAAAAAGH!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">open up int he name of the chaos?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">the name of hte WAAAAGH?!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Or.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hold on, sorry, catpounce.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">OH. Erm.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ram.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Miron:<font color="#000000">Fuck you in the name of Law!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Very very very important.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">We are trying to take EVERYONE alive if at all possible. These are the possessed dudes.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Buff if you want.

VAE:<font color="#000000">We know that.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">--oh frakking hell, my thing's typing from the wrong side again.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">When do we ever -not- want to take them alive? =3=

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Brb, gotta restart.

<font color="#0000ff">Glitch is disconnected.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Okay, now that Tom isn't here, do you lot want a Righteous Wrath of the Faithful?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Bonuses and one more attack

<font color="#0000ff">Glitch has connected.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">yes.


 * Shankfang the Deffrider is getting annoyed by having to shoot for penalties because we don't want to kill things. =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">Though, maybe save it for later? Dunno, your choice

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ram; when we're actually fighting devils, for one.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">We've had plenty of that.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(can someone whisper last 10-20 lines or so?)

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(before I rejoined)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Refresh my memory, what's Shankfang's alignment?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">CN.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Okay, just checkin'.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">It's not an alignment.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">It's a mental disorder.

VAE:<font color="#000000">+3 Morale on attack and damage, and one additional attack at full bonuses

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">thats how it was in 2.0

VAE:<font color="#000000">Want it now or later?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">when we find the boss

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">...Wait, no.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">His alignment is Chaotic Shooty.

VAE:<font color="#000000">okay, second question

VAE:<font color="#000000">Do you want a Recitation?

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Can we get this going on, please?


 * Ansramil Hawkin has been quietly murmuring spell phrases, tracing sigils in the air. A faint pale green mana disc hovers near where his missing right arm would be.

VAE:<font color="#000000">+2 luck, attack and saving throws

VAE:<font color="#000000">and AC

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ghostwish, you here?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">how long do they last?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Yes?

VAE:<font color="#000000">1round/level

VAE:<font color="#000000">so about a minute

You whisper to RAM: We're going to be picking up shortly after the fight start up top; we can assume that Shankfang alone made short shooty work of the inquisitor within.

Shankfang the Deffrider whispers: He probably would, anyway. :P

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">when we see combat

VAE:<font color="#000000">Right behind the door x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">But fair enough.


 * Gamal-Junayd kick kick kick the door, forecefully into the room. laughing laughing laughing in the face of enemies...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">to the tune of row your boat

Miron:<font color="#000000">fuck fuck fuck your arse, roughly up the stream (of blood, you fuck)


 * Roy Stanford nods. &quot;Breach it!&quot; Gamal, make a Strength check! &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 2 + 5 = 7&#160;  &#187;

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 6 + 3 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">pfft.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">... Luck is an element of chaos. =w=; *brick'd*

Miron:<font color="#000000">The wise don't rely on luck.That said, times like this still piss me off.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Strength Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 12 + 2 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">I don't suppose Vonain can help out with an Eldritch Blast as a &quot;free&quot; action before combat starts for real?

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">SLAM! The door resists! &quot;Again!&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 17 + 5 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">weakest strength...strongest check. damn you d20's!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Strength Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 10 + 2 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Nevermind. :B

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">(unless that -didn't- do it)

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I have got to get around to making those door-breach charges...

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">CRACK-BAM! Bits of the door's crossbar fly into the room as the doors fly open!

VAE:<font color="#000000">I like how he's sitting calmly behind his desk

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;Welcome in, Lieutenant. We were waiting for you.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Initiative order begin, or...? :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Stanford should speak first

VAE:<font color="#000000">he's the boss

VAE:<font color="#000000">and lia's typing

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Put down your weapons and surrender!&quot;

Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro:<font color="#000000">An elf holding a rapier stands calmly behind the desk, with a red-haired human man glaring at the door with hands full of arcane fire. (... actually that's better than the line I had planned.) &quot;Welcome, Roy. We've been waiting for you.&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 14 + 8 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Inquisitor Ronald Baal:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 4 + 3 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;


 * You roll to yourself: 1d20+9 =&gt; 11 + 9 = 20* You roll to yourself: 1d20+9 =&gt; 5 + 9 = 14Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">LOWER YOUR WEAPONS AND SURRENDER YOU HAVE 15 SECONDS TO COMPLY! /Dragoon

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;In the name of Saint Cuthbert stand down and await judgement!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider whispers: I don't suppose I can move up to the next door? :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">PHOOOOOONE &gt;:E

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANA PHONE

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Smoke starts trailing from the drow's nose. &gt;:U

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Gonna burn joo.

Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro:<font color="#000000">&quot;You do not have the authority to command such.&quot; He looks to the half-elf, with a faint smile. &quot;Ansramil. A surprise to see you as well... alive.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">So, no actual phone going on here?

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">An odd look crosses the half-elf's face for a moment, before he steels himself. &quot;-- Shapes flanking the doorway. Use caution. &quot;

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;No, I think you'll find you don't have any authority here. the kingdom has sent the steel shepards (if I remember those wolf rider group right) to clean up this place. &quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">i like how the impracticalities are basically tits too big. |P

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Go Go Gamal Ranger!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... What? -- Oh, you're looking at my tokenpack. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I represent the Braxton Falls branch of the Leaden Mace, and we are here under sanction. Your present commander has been declared guilty of heresy&quot;


 * Gamal-Junayd ...after so long holding back..breaks into dance. dance dance revolution! dance forward, how high is that desk?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">OH! Oh yeah, and Gnogglebolt turned his Anti-Teleport belt back on in advance as we apprached the door of the HQ.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Almost forgot to mention that.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The desk is... about desk height for a human. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">The desk is as high as it is.

VAE:<font color="#000000">bast, this heating lotion is so brilliant

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It's a pretty average desk, just sturdy.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Taking 10 on tumble for ignoreing AoO's, 10 on jump check to jump on desk as he passes(Jump Check : &#171; &#160;10+27 = 10 + 27 = 37&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) should net me an easy &#171;  &#160;36/8 = 36 / 8 = 4.5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; feet up so first attack from attop the desk, +2 for height! and of course, giving mercy

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 16 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+21+AMod = 16 + 21 + 2 = 39&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+9+DMod = Dam = (6 + 9 + 0) = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) Crit Threat! (Confirmation Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+21+AMod = 15 + 21 + 2 = 38&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Crit Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam +1d6+9+DMod = 15 + 5 + 9 + 0 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Ghostwish whispers: So where's this warrior section, eh?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">spin spin spin

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 19 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+21+AMod = 19 + 21 + 0 = 40&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+8+DMod = Dam = (10 + 8 + 0) = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) Crit Threat! (Confirmation Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+21+AMod = 13 + 21 + 0 = 34&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Crit Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam +1d6+8+DMod = 18 + 6 + 8 + 0 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 14 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+16+AMod = 14 + 16 + 0 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+9+DMod = Dam = (10 + 9 + 0) = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">hows he looking?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">WHAT THE FLIP GAMAL


 * Liatai deskflips =3=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">took him down, huh?

VAE:<font color="#000000">haha

Liatai:<font color="#000000">WHAT IS IT WITH YOU TAKING OUT ALL MY INTERESTING COMBATANTS IN ONE HIT --

Liatai:<font color="#000000">....... Oh waaaaaaaaait. &gt;:3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so...moving on to next.... sorry lia

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hey Gamal, I almost forgot.

VAE:<font color="#000000">x3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">How's your flat-footed AC -- PHOOOOOOONE &gt;:E

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">flat? actually not that good. 13 but first turn of combat. he's considered flat footed till he acts and doesn't even provoke AoO's

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Except he -is- acting.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">By definition, Gamal is not flat-footed. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">and they knew we were here

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Two large things swing at you unseen -- &#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 1 + 13 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+6 = 8 + 6 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+13 = 9 + 13 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+6 = 4 + 6 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;, and then something even bigger! &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 20 + 8 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d6+3 = 7 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;, and if that hits, roll Grapple against &#171;  &#160;1d20+18 = 1 + 18 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean, breaking down the door took forevah

Glitch:<font color="#000000">yeah, neither side is flatfooted at the moment, not even until acting.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">No surprises, both sides are aware. No flatfooting.

VAE whispers: Oh, *nice*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">But was Gamal aware of the hidden things that are now attacking him?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I think not.

VAE:<font color="#000000">My money's on nopw

VAE:<font color="#000000">*nope

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">all three hit. but I'm pretty sure 1st round of combat rule everyones flat footed till their turn

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">even without suprise

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">No.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Rail, it makes no sense

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Well if -that's- the case, then yeah, invisible things automatically attack against flatfooted...but that's different, that's not surprise round.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so rogues can get sneak attacks

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Another two large things swing at you unseen -- &#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 17 + 13 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+6 = 5 + 6 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+13 = 12 + 13 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+6 = 4 + 6 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;, and then something even bigger! &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 13 + 8 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d6+3 = 7 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;, and if that hits, roll Grapple against &#171;  &#160;1d20+18 = 5 + 18 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I'm just wondering how they get full attacks as I tumble past

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You didn't tumble.

VAE:<font color="#000000">what full attacks

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oh no, wait.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Not all monsters get single attacks.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and that, too

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">That was tumble -and- jump.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">full attacks on someone elses turn?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">That -is- weird. Even if it's a normal attack AoO, it's only a standard single attack, never a full attack...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">even if they readied. that's just a standard

Liatai:<font color="#000000">That is odd, isn't it?

VAE:<font color="#000000">THere\s two of them ,dummies

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">theres been 6 attacks rolled

Glitch:<font color="#000000">not even monsters with multiattack can do that...but. Seems Lia knows what she's doing.

VAE:<font color="#000000">GM has the say

VAE:<font color="#000000">Rule 0

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Apparently there's something else going on we're not aware of.

VAE:<font color="#000000">now shut up, all od you

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Well whattya know.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">It wasn't something actually attacking you.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Methinks you just triggered a trap.

VAE:<font color="#000000">We shall see, as the blind man said before he fell down a ditch

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">grtapple is str + BaB right?

You whisper to Railock: Unless Pounce works differently than I learned it, then I believe you need to roll a Grapple check. Yep.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I think. And size mods

Teeny Rin:<font color="#990000">Honestly, did you think they -wouldn't- trap their front door, when they're expecting an attack?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt narrows his eyes as he sees Gamal suddenly jerk around as if physically struck...with nothing visibly doing it. &quot;Tathi! Something's invisible there! Light 'em up, do that glitter thing!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">^ RAM speaks sense

VAE:<font color="#000000">TATHI DO THE MARIO


 * Ansramil Hawkin nods. &quot; I did say so. &quot;

Gamal-Junayd whispers: pounce is part of a charge. so did they get better init and ready action? couldn't pounce as an AoO

Teeny Rin:<font color="#990000">Now take your damage like a man! &gt;:O

VAE:<font color="#000000">Man with a manhole cover?

Teeny Rin:<font color="#990000">You'll take your damage and by God you will like it! &gt;:O

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Say so louder. The Guardians are unacquainted with your Sight.&quot;

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes, sir.&quot;

Ghostwish: <font color="#9900ff">(( *does the mario thing* http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=4wZPsFWfi3k ))

You whisper to Railock: They readied their pounce when the door was slammed the first time.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Gnogglebolt also likes restating the obvious.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd whispers: just looking at going from 87 to 13. so...was it a readied charge or jsut an AoO?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Initiative Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+2+11 = 12 + 2 + 11 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Initiative Roll : &#171;  &#160;1d20+2+11 = 1 + 2 + 11 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ahah

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I'm grappled. and probably dead

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ghost; just checking, you caught Gnogglebolt's line to Tathi, right? :U (just making sure it wasn't missed)

VAE:<font color="#000000">Bast, that's what Tathi and Aelian must do it like

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">yeah, saw it.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">kay.

GM:<font color="#000000">Something invisible just grabbed ahold of Gamal -- and ohhhboy he's not looking good.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">the blood fountains from him as he rushes foth

Teeny Rin:<font color="#990000">You should have 22 health. :.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I took 74

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The first attack was a natural 1.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#990000">No, wait...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;10+10+11+10+10 = 10 + 10 + 11 + 10 + 10 = 51&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#990000">51, yeah.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#990000">34.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#990000">zer, 36.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#990000">Damn, my typing is shit.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">It is.

Gamal-Junayd whispers: see, that's all you needed. cheap pounce stuff while invisible

RAM:<font color="#990000">I'm gonna go punish my hands now.


 * RAM walks off with a hammer.


 * Ansramil Hawkin nods aside. &quot;... I'll work with Rum.&quot; His stance shifts, and he bounds into the room.

Vonain (Goldeneye) whispers: Question! For the purposes of one of my invocations, what's the foundation underneath the floor in front of us like? Is it a thin wood floor over earth/dirt, or (is the floor thick/ is it built on stone/is there a basement beneath/something like that)? All I need to really know is if it's the former, if the foundation is -anything- but the first option, then that's all I need to know.

You whisper to Glitch: It's wood over a wooden foundation over a basement.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Rum and a Beer, I meant Baal.

Vonain (Goldeneye) whispers: damn. No Earthen Grasp then. Mkay, that's all.

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">He clambers onto the desk as easily as Gamal almost did. A green glow covers his hand as he aims a ridge-handed strike -- &#171; &#160;1d20+10+1 = 14 + 10 + 1 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 6 + 4 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; !


 * Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro blurs out of the way, but not fast enough. A solid strike!


 * You roll to yourself: 1d20+9 =&gt; 13 + 9 = 22VAE:<font color="#000000">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWkhINGuWu0

VAE:<font color="#000000">nice music

Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro:<font color="#000000">... maybe too solid. He reels -- and then, suddenly, his free hand snaps over to grab the wrist of his rapier arm. Something's going on here...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 17 + 18 = 35&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Gamal, roll a Grapple check! You do gain a +1, since it's a modified attack roll and you do have the benefit of higher ground.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">even though I'm already frappled? okay (Initiative Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+2+11+1 = 4 + 2 + 11 + 1 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Why all the init rolls?

VAE:<font color="#000000">dunno

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Frappled.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">sorry meant as grapple

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 14 + 13 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 6 + 3 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Two invisible claws rake against Gamal's legs! &#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 1 + 13 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">copied macro, changed roll, didn't change name

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Sounds like getting smacked with a fruit beverage. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well, one invisible claw.

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.* Ansramil Hawkin hesitates, seeing the sudden behavioral change in his elven colleague. &quot;...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Best hurry before my turn rolls around.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Imma Burning Blade+Rabid Wolf Strike -someone.-

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt wastes no time in firing off his trump card. Ranged touch attack on Rumariron, firing into melee! &#171; &#160;1d20+8-4 = 9 + 8 - 4 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; (please roll good please roll good...)

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">And I do so enjoy punching elves.

VAE:<font color="#000000">nope, chuck testa

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(please don't have 16+ dex please don't have 16+ dex...)

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">he's a rapier user

VAE:<font color="#000000">what do you *think*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">fuk.

Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro:<font color="#000000">I have a +8 init modifier, civilian. =3=;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I suppose it's too late to switch attack to Ball and remove the -4 penalty?

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( ...Yes. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">it'd still miss

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">er, Baal. :B


 * VAE facepaw

Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro:<font color="#000000">But, luckily for you... whatever's happening seems to have made him lose that blurring dodge ability. Very quickly.

VAE:<font color="#000000">why didn't you do that first place?

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Because glitch is derp.

Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro:<font color="#000000">The tangling net sails over whatever's on Gamal and strikes the elf -- what else happens?

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Maximum derp.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/077/3/6/maximum_derp__by_seionkitsune-d4t5yrm.jpg

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Oh! It hits? Well! It instantly explodes into a web of wires! He has the Entangled condition...suddenly, springs and coils cause the net to start shrinking! Make a DC 20 Reflex save, or in addition to being Entangled, also be unable to move!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Refresh my memory, folks; what does being flat-footed do for your Reflex saves?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">....good question. &gt;:.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Removes dex bonus, methinks.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Like with AC.

Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro:<font color="#000000">... Hope for the best. &#171; &#160;1d20+12-4 = 20 + 12 - 4 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Critical save!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">flat-footed:Especially vulnerable to attacks at the beginning of a battle. Characters are flat-footed until their first turns in the initiative cycle. A flat-footed creature loses its Dexterity bonus to Armor Class (if any) and cannot make attacks of opportunity.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Doesn't...actually say anything about removing dex from Reflex Save.

Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro:<font color="#000000">Entangled: The character is ensnared. Being entangled impedes movement, but does not entirely prevent it unless the bonds are anchored to an immobile object or tethered by an opposing force. An entangled creature moves at half speed, cannot run or charge, and takes a -2 penalty on all attack rolls and a -4 penalty to Dexterity. An entangled character who attempts to cast a spell must make a Concentration check (DC 15 + the spell&#8217;s level) or lose the spell.

Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro:<font color="#000000">Just for DM's reference. ^^

Glitch:<font color="#000000">--oh, heck. It looks like Railock may be right about flat-footed until acting no matter what. (I will continue to investigate to confirm)

VAE:<font color="#000000">That's kinda dumb

Vonain (Goldeneye) has received initiative.Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Can.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">We please.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Move on.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I clicked it. ^^;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Glitch!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Vonain's turn!

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">I am talking about Glitch.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">ACK

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Sorry!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Totally forgot Vonain was next.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">You totally forget many things.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">:V

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain takes a step in, with his greatsword lowered in one hand, while he raises one empty hand and focuses on the man in back, past Gamal. He points his finger out, trying hard to carefully aim up the strike to not seriously maim the man; Ranged Touch Attack, nonlethal, &#171; &#160;1d20+10=4 = 2 + 10 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;


 * Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro seems to be trying to force his rapier hand down with his left, teeth gritted -- but you do catch a sudden flash of green eyes toward Gnogglebolt's device as it fires, and a half-successful attempt at dodging it is made.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">erk

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">that was supposed to be -4

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">...so, 8.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Yeah, that was a miss.

Inquisitor Ronald Baal:<font color="#000000">The beam is turned aside by a barrier of some kind. The man doesn't even attempt to dodge.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Also, at Baal methinks.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">You hit tom.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Tom isn't even here!

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">HE FAILED THAT MUCH.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain scrunches his eyebrows; his sight has been up for awhile now, but this could be considered the &quot;first&quot; (or maybe second) round of focusing in.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">SPACE AND TIME HAVE WARPED.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">No, that would be if it was a 1, meany. :B

Edaric has received initiative.Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">this was just a sonuvatwo.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">You don't get a vote.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">-- PHOOOOONE

Liatai:<font color="#000000">WHY PHONE

Liatai:<font color="#000000">WHY

VAE:<font color="#000000">Because!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(Alright, confirmed: Railock was right. No matter what, everyone is flatfooted at the beginning of a round, even if there's no surprise. What's more, anyone who hasn't acted yet doesn't even get AoOs until they do.)

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Flat-Footed:At the start of a battle, before you have had a chance to act (specifically, before your first regular turn in the initiative order), you are flat-footed. You can&#8217;t use your Dexterity bonus to AC (if any) while flat-footed. (This fact can be very bad for you if you&#8217;re attacked by rogues.) Barbarians and rogues have the uncanny dodge extraordinary ability, which allows them to avoid losing their Dexterity bonus to AC due to being flat-footed. A flat-footed character can&#8217;t make attacks of opportunity.

RAM:<font color="#990000">That's dumb.


 * RAM votes to veto that rule.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">it's why high init only really matters first round

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...but since we've been playing completely counter to that this whole time, I'm sure it's open to houserulling if everyone is in assent. :B

RAM:<font color="#990000">It makes no sense.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Ladies.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Seriously.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">IRC.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">its meant to be your reactions haven't kicked in yet

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hup! Good point.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Everyone knows the battle is starting, and everyone is ready for battle, except they aren't.

VAE:<font color="#000000">... what?

VAE:<font color="#000000">And yes. That rule is dub

RAM:<font color="#990000">That's basically what that rule is saying.

VAE:<font color="#000000">*dumb

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Gamal!&quot; Ed unslings his lute, scanning around the room quicky -- and then, beginning to play. &quot;Hang on.&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+20 = 10 + 20 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Peform check... He focuses on the chords, and Gamal feels the resonance, bolstering him, granting him an extra boost in a difficult struggle... inspiring... GREATNESS!

VAE:<font color="#000000">It means you don't dodge out of the way of an attack you were expecting

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Can we IRC this discussion?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">RAM!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">To IRC!

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">:E

Glitch:<font color="#000000">You too, danman.

Gamal-Junayd whispers: as ed would of seen int he arena on olidmaras day. when grappled gamal uses escape artist over grapple to get out. if it makes a difference

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Gamal gains &#171; &#160;2d10 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; plus Con bonus x2 temporary hit points, a +3 competence bonus on attack rolls, and a +2 competence bonus on Fort saves. It lasts for up to 5 rounds after Ed stops playing the greatness song.

VAE:<font color="#000000">FUCK YOU I&quot;M A --DRAGON-- LYNX *brick'd*

Aelian has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Aelian! Swallowtail's on deck.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Yaaay

RAM:<font color="#990000">Roy, what's your initiative mod?

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">We should totally adopt the buff bubbles of greedverse. |D

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">+3. Yours?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">+5, I go before you. :P

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">I shan't argue with the rules. Fix'd.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Damn right you shant!

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Non-letha is -4 to attack?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Yus.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">That's corret.

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Aelian quickly fires off a trio of arrows at Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro in the span of a heartbeat, and at point blank range to boot! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-6+1 = 13 + 15 - 6 + 1 = 23&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 7 + 4 = 11&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187;, &#171;  &#160;1d20+15-6+1 = 20 + 15 - 6 + 1 = 30&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 3 + 4 = 7&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+10-6+1 = 14 + 10 - 6 + 1 = 19&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 1 + 4 = 5&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; damage!

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">*correct. The DM can't type.

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Good gods. Crit non lethal. &#171; &#160;1d20+15-6+1 = 16 + 15 - 6 + 1 = 26&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 3 + 4 = 7&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187;\

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">isnt arrows x3 crit

Glitch:<font color="#000000">yep. :B

Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro:<font color="#000000">... The DM needs to calculate my AC now, please hold.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">--but only the BASE damage!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Not that +4, that's not added again

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">yes it is

Liatai:<font color="#000000">What, that's silly.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">...Oh shit.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">extra dice do'nt get added

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">but bonuses do

Glitch:<font color="#000000">only an additional 2d8...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">We're level 11, yes?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">whats the +4 from? magic?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ram; no, not yet. Only Tom is. :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">enhancement is added again for crit

Glitch:<font color="#000000">level 11 at 55,000 EXP

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d8+4 = 8 + 4 = 12&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; then.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">sneak attack, precision damage isn't, magic dice isn't

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I have 59k expz.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hang on, hang on. Bleepin' swordsages.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(oooh. Right. Sorry. COnfused that.)

Glitch:<font color="#000000">How the hell did you get that much EXP??? O_o

Tavia:<font color="#9900FF">Tavia moves up, and guards.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">that's behind tathi, gamal, and tom glitch

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and before his absence he was right on my tail

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I need to level Shankfang! D:

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;11+7+5+12 = 11 + 7 + 5 + 12 = 35&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;


 * Shankfang the Deffrider scurries!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Allright, done, brb while I start the oven.

VAE:<font color="#000000">who?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Everyone's level 11 now.

VAE:<font color="#000000">well, everyone who levelled

Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro:<font color="#000000">All three of the arrows swiftly strike home! One to the shoulder, one to the side, and one to the rapier arm. The elf hisses in pain.

Swallowtail has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">And why the hell does Miron have wrong XP again.

GM:<font color="#000000">Swallowtail's turn, Glitch!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">neither Gnogglebolt nor Vonain are level 11 yet, and they were only that far behind -Tom- and maybe Tathi, but certainly not shankfang...

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Ah, right.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">But yeah, something's wrong here. &gt;:E

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Anyway...

GM:<font color="#000000">We'll talk XP and levelling LATER.

GM:<font color="#000000">Shankfang, keep your normal stats.

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's 55k

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Well, might as well poof. Invisible!

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl is effective level 10.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">But is actually exp level 11.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">But lessee...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">But but this has a big effect on my combat abilities! D:

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">You guys got Rum all good and locked up.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Keep it the same.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Imma punch the other one.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&gt;:

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Debating lethal or non.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Because Rabid Wolf Strike isn't exactly conducive to it.

Bezekira 4:<font color="#000000">Hold on, Swallowtail -- you just ran into something. The DM moved you back to a different spot.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Yipe!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">back, oven should be ready in 10 minutes.

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Watch yourselves!&quot; The half-elf's attention is snatched away from the elf by the growl to the southeast. &quot;Two invisible beasts -- to the right of me!&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000"> &quot;Big invisible furry thing with claws! &quot; A small voice whisper-squeaks directly in front of Vonain and Roy.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Get back, then. Now.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">Swallowtail, if you still have motion, you can move.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Meanwhile, since invisible, Baal back there is denied his Dex to AC (unless he can--damn.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">There's a shuffling as something flits past people. No attack.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Needed to be able to stay in there to attack, oh well. End turn.

Sszeyl has received initiative.Liatai:<font color="#000000">You could have moved somewhere else. But, your choice.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Get back as in, out of the building, or get back as in away from Hawkin?&quot;


 * Gamal-Junayd is just struggling in pain from being ins omethings mouth

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Away from the creatures Hawkin indicated.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">How much move is consumed to get over the desk? :V

GM:<font color="#000000">Depends on where you do it.

VAE:<font color="#000000">okay. Updated both token's XP to correct total, 58400. Whatever is happening all the time with them, I don't even.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">I shall map my planned trajectory, then.

GM:<font color="#000000">Right now that poor desk looks about to break, with a half-elf, a human, and some large struggling form atop it.

GM:<font color="#000000">You'd need to roll Tumble for that trajectory.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Hmm.

GM:<font color="#000000">That one, too.

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">... I did indicate that there were creatures to my right. ^^;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">I'm a lefty.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">I always assume when people say right, they mean left.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&gt;:U

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">So am I. *raises missing right hand* *brick'd*

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">The drow blurs forward...and as he moves, his forearms and hands burst into red fire, his eyes bleed to a glowing red, and he charges the other inquisitor in the room, open mouthed, baring sharpened teeth and roaring.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Burning Blade+ Rabid Wolf Strike. Enjoy: &#171; &#160;1d20+16 = 9 + 16 = 25&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+6+1d6+6+2d6 = 8 + 6 + 6 + 6 + 9 = 35&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; of damage as the drow smacks you in the head with one of his flaming hands.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Let's go nonlethal, shall we.

Inquisitor Ronald Baal:<font color="#000000">Probably wise. The man barely had a chance to turn -- he turned straight into Sszeyl's punch. There's a sickening CRACK -- THUD.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;One down.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Done.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">puttin pizza in oven, brb

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Also: The Suckerpunch returns!

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">I forgot that meme.

VAE:<font color="#000000">haha

Bezekira 4:<font color="#000000">Uh-oh, Vonain. Two claws &#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 4 + 13 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+6 = 7 + 6 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+13 = 17 + 13 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+6 = 5 + 6 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; lash out at you, and then the creature tries to clamp its jaws onto you! &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 16 + 8 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d6+3 = 5 + 3 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;, and if that hits, roll Grapple against &#171;  &#160;1d20+18 = 7 + 18 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'm imagining Sszeyl as Haunter now

VAE:<font color="#000000">with Sucker Punch as an attack

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Cover? D: Unless the thing is no longer around the corner...

Bezekira 4:<font color="#000000">Cover, yes. :3

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Whew. So, flatfooted AC plus cover...

Gamal-Junayd whispers: not gonna kill me off? hah

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">...exactly the same. :B -4 dex, +4 cover. :B

You whisper to Railock: Nah... Bezekira are cheap ways to die. ^^;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">and fuuuk. Grapple check: &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 17 + 7 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; need a miracle

VAE:<font color="#000000">Qualified failure

Bezekira 4:<font color="#000000">Something grabs ahold of Vonain and YANKS him around the corner.

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative. You whisper to RAM: Go go go! Kick that door down!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">back

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">First things first.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain's eyes snap wide and he shouts a curse as he's pulled around the corner.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Is the door unlocked?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;54-(11+8) = 54 - 11 + 8 = 35&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Can I kick it down for flavor without having to make a Str check, then? :.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">From the back door, you hear...a knock?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Suddenly, BOOT TO THE DOOR!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;HOUSEKEEPINK!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hasting!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Shankfang! Just in time! There are some invisible things trying to eat Vonain and Gamal!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">tathi needs improved init so she can make invisible things visible

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I don't suppose I can guess where the invisible things are and fire at them based on the two guys being eaten, can I?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You can, it's just a percentile to hit. :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Well then!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">percentile to hit IF you guess right

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain seems to be actively wrestling with something invisible, btw.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">As Shankfang kicks down the door, he slides into the room, taking aim at what he hopes is the thing nomming Gamal and fires! &#171; &#160;1d20+19-4+2 = 5 + 19 - 4 + 2 = 22&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6+2 = 19 + 2 = 21&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 87&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Bezekira 2:<font color="#000000">It slams into something, all right. Black blood begins to seep onto the floor, hissing as it hits the wood.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">C-c-c-combo time!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang tosses a bullet into the air as he fills Rose's barrel with powder. As the bullet comes down, he pulls the powder horn from Rose and points it straight up in the air. The bullet falls neatly into the barrel, and Shankfang levels and fires!! &#171; &#160;1d20+19-4+2+1 = 17 + 19 - 4 + 2 + 1 = 35&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6+2+1 = 16 + 2 + 1 = 19&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Same target!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 44&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Bleh.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah, no hit this time. It's moving around too much!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Any more attacks?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Damn invisible things!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Just one more.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Final shot, Shankfang powders Rose and tosses her up in the air! As the gun spins and falls, he throws a bullet straight down the barrel, then catches it on his finger, spins and fires!! &#171; &#160;1d20+19-4+2 = 10 + 19 - 4 + 2 = 27&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6+2 = 18 + 2 = 20&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I frogot to mention, is all Force damage.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Rose is activated!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 45&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Dammit!


 * Roy Stanford dodges an errant force missile.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Mage, where is that spell?!&quot; He waits for Tathi.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Grr, kan sumvun please make de tinks not-invisible?&quot;

Tathi has received initiative.Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi's ears perk slightly. She's trying to locate the invisible devils by sound.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi! Glitter! Hurry!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+2+1 = 6 + 2 + 1 = 9&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; listen!

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Nope. :V

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Hardly a chance..

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">..... I've indicated them. =w=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">hasn't prepared glitter?

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Repost, please?

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">One is between gamal and Hawkin.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Another is grappling Vonian.

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;Eyllisaearsithek -- to my right!&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">One is eating me.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">One is eating gamal.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Right. here goes nothing..&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi takes out some ground mica from her spell component pouch, and sends it flying over the area, which is immediately covered in such a display of sparkles that even a fairy would be giddy to see. Oh, and you know what else? It sticks. To. Everything.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Er.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Waaaay to far to the right.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hah, yes

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'll be kind and point out something is clearly on the desk. Want to aim a bit more to the left? ^^;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Okay, but gamal can't say anything/

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Tathi, we are being -actively eaten-. We allies will not suffer if we're glitter'd up. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">haha

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">As in, we're both grappled.

VAE:<font color="#000000">wow

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">okay I can't draw, maptools is borked.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">erase, not ctrl x


 * Gamal-Junayd strikes a fabulous pose, even while grappled.

Bezekira 2:<font color="#000000">Like so?

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Thar we go.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Oh, dere hyu are.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">There ya go.

Bezekira 2:<font color="#000000">What are the other effects of glitterdust?

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Will save to avoid being blinded.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">makes you fabulous

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Will Save : &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 16 + 6 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">-30 to hide or something.

Bezekira 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 13 + 8 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; ROWR?!

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Save would be... 17.

Bezekira 4:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 9 + 8 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; ROWR?!?!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">...Oh.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">-40, actually.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">So I guess that -is- an effect on allies, too. Was not aware of that.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">and done, need to go get pizza.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Will save: &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 9 + 9 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Sorry about the mess! But you all were, well, kind of getting a little on the side of dead.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Yay not blinded.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">You need to leave it drawn, by the by, it's gonna last for 11 rounds.

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( afk now ))

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;We'll send you the cleaning bill. Thank you.&quot; Roy cracks the knuckles on one hand...

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 6 + 17 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+6 = 5 + 6 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; WHAM! &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 8 + 12 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+6 = 3 + 6 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; WHAM! &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 14 + 8 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+6 = 7 + 6 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and WHAM! Three solid hits are aimed at the hellcats!

Bezekira 2:<font color="#000000">Well, at one hellcat. Though Gamal can feel it weakening swiftly!

Miron has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">You can hit as hard as I.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What did I say about fiends and cats?&quot; The inquisitor grins as his hand takes on a crackle of necrotic energy (converted level 3 slot to Inflict Serious Wounds).

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">I can respect that.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 11 + 6 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; as he force-palms the hellcat in front of him, for &#171;  &#160;3d8+11 = 7 + 11 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Touch attack ofc.

Bezekira 2:<font color="#000000">The grip around Gamal's body loosens... and the creature falls slack, before dissipating with a crackle of sulfurous sparks.

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Liatai:<font color="#000000">Annnnnd sacred canine duty while Gamal picks himself up. ^^;

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( back ))

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor wipes his hand off into his robe.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;My thanks.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;No need to waste breath.'s my job, and let's say that I dislike them a lot more than I do you.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just cause it's your job, doesn't mean you have to do it. And maybe I'm thanking you simply for hating them more than me.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor grins. &quot;Fair enough.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Best keep myself away from the devils at all cost then..&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron used Force Palm on Liepard!

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's super effective!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Enemy Liepard fainted.

VAE:<font color="#000000">gamal, 's your turn


 * You roll to yourself: 1d20+9 =&gt; 17 + 9 = 26* Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro is starting to shake with the apparent effort of holding his hand down, whispering near-silent words in Elven. You could make a Listen check if you're so inclined.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+2+1 = 11 + 2 + 1 = 14&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; listen!

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 6 + 13 = 19&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; listen!

You whisper to Ghostwish: For Aelian; &quot; (No. It's over. You have lost.) &quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">okay

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I'm going to stand up

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">wait. kip up. take ten on acrobatics, dc 35 to stand up as free action

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">then...spin this bastard into the ground

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 9 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+21+AMod = 9 + 21 + 2 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+9+DMod = Dam = (5 + 9 + 0) = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''


 * Ansramil Hawkin hesitates a moment. &quot;... Brother?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 13 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+21+AMod = 13 + 21 + 0 = 34&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+8+DMod = Dam = (2 + 8 + 0) = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot; That inquisitor, the one speaking in elven.. I think he's fighting back against the devil inside!&quot; Aelian whispers urgently.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Which bastard?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">tumble to avoid aoiO's

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">tangled one. gonna knock him out with mercy

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">we dont have time to deal with prisoners yet

VAE:<font color="#000000">uhh

VAE:<font color="#000000">bad idea

Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro:<font color="#000000">The first strike was all you needed. Another whispered Elven word is suddenly choked off -- and the elf crumples.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">brb

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">then dance spinning over to the hellcat

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 17 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+16+AMod = 17 + 16 + 0 = 33&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+9+DMod = Dam = (6 + 9 + 0) = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) Crit Threat! (Confirmation Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+16+AMod = 16 + 16 + 0 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Crit Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam +1d6+9+DMod = 15 + 1 + 9 + 0 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 8 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+16+AMod = 8 + 16 + 0 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+8+DMod = Dam = (8 + 8 + 0) = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 5 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+11+AMod = 5 + 11 + 0 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+9+DMod = Dam = (7 + 9 + 0) = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">+2 to hit on last two forgot flanking


 * You roll to yourself: 5+20+11+11 =&gt; 5 + 20 + 11 + 11 = 47Bezekira 4:<font color="#000000">The creature growls, mouth still clamped tightly over Vonain's midsection -- that has to hurt.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and then he will tumble through and out to safety. and hopefgully healing

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Get him out of those jaws...they hurt bad, we do'nt need to lose someone while tom's absent. he'd think he failed us.&quot;

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Brother Rum!&quot; When the elf started to crumple, the half-elf made an attempt to catch him before he hit his head on the desk. &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 18 + 10 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; touch attack attempt for lulz.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">back


 * Ansramil Hawkin sets the elven inquisitor back into the chair, and then, with a quick look back to make sure he's not going to fall, leaps forward toward the other hellcat. Anyone standing next to him gains the benefits of flanking!

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I just had a thought.

VAE:<font color="#000000">?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Ronald Baal is named after one of the 7 princes of Hell.

VAE:<font color="#000000">He is.

VAE:<font color="#000000">THere's a story to it

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Heh. Don't suppose you remember Sheythsanthi's notes on such? :P


 * Liatai pokes and prods people to take nooooooootes. &gt;:P *BRICK'D*

VAE:<font color="#000000">One of his ancestors was a genuine diabolist.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Was I here for that, Lia? :P

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt takes a step forward, evaluating the situation and trying to figure if he should use his soakifier or not. Actually, question, what was the understood IC plan (assuming nothing new comes up) for when the HQ was secured? Press forward somewhere else, or return to the temple?

VAE:<font color="#000000">I think so

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah, I believe so.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Press on. . where?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Well then, no I don't. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">We're to secure the HQ

VAE:<font color="#000000">and take the captives for interrogation and exorcism

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I dunno, the castle? :B But okay.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There was no plan beyond that, because no one knows what's awaiting in the HQ.

VAE:<font color="#000000">. . . why? There's more competent men at work with that

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt pulls out the end of the soakifier-argh brb

VAE:<font color="#000000">PLAN

VAE:<font color="#000000">HOLD ON TO IT

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hey, Ghost, while we wait.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Yes?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">What were Sheyth's notes on the inquisitors here?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Back. Anyway, where was I...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Since ''no one has taken nooooootes. Hint, hint.'' &gt;:P


 * Liatai is brick'd for obviousness.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">plan. kick ass, chew bubble gum. and gnoggle hasn't invented bubble gum yet

VAE:<font color="#000000">well, it's all in the logs

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Rumariron Arisanaro seems allright. I haven't picked up any unusual activity from him, but I know he knows at least as half as much as I do concerning the state of affairs, so I half-ask myself why he didn't defect with the rebels? Is he trying to investigate, the same as I? Or is he possessed? It's too uncertain which is the case, so I'll keep my distance.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Ronald Baal has been having trouble sleeping as of late. I've spotted the bags under his eyes. I can't tell if he's possessed, or if he perhaps just fears that the devils are targeting him specifically. If his name wasn't enough of a giveaway, he has an ancestor who was a straight diabolist. Shameless, but here he is, an inquisitor. I can't say either way with him.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">After Gnogglebolt shifts his position slightly, he reaches for the aparratus at his hip with a hose going to the barrel on his back. He lifts the aparratus, points it at the Hellcat, and lets loose a concentrated stream of holy water! Ranged touch attack: &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 5 + 8 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">auuugh.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Ohwait! No dex against outsiders when grappling? *checks*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Uh-huh, and hands up, how many of you read logs. :P

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Come on, don't be shy.


 * VAE paw up

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Aha!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">No Dexterity Bonus:You lose your Dexterity bonus to AC (if you have one) against opponents you aren&#8217;t grappling. (You can still use it against opponents you are grappling.)

VAE:<font color="#000000">When I feel like it, or when I'm very bored.


 * Liatai gets on a soapbox.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">So unless the Hellcat has some kind of passive deflection bonus, hit? :U

RAM:<font color="#990000">You already know I don't. Logs are hard for me to read.

GM:<font color="#000000">Folks, our storylines take months. I heartily suggest that you take a few personal notes. ^^


 * GM steps down.

Bezekira 4:<font color="#000000">Hit!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">SPLASHHHHH! &#171; &#160;10d4 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; holy water damage!


 * Gamal-Junayd keeps logs. but...only looks into them with search function occasionally, don't read em wholesale

Bezekira 4:<font color="#000000">The creature lets go of Vonain with a screech, collapsing in a pile of glitter and muscle -- Vonain, roll Reflex!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Reflex??? &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 1 + 6 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">....autofail. :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so now...vonain is wet, glittery, AND bloody. ~Ooooh My

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Wait, shit. Something on my person also gets damaged, if this is damage.

Bezekira 4:<font color="#000000">OUCH. You just got several hundred pounds of fiendflesh laying on you.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">...yeah, if that deals any real damage, some item I'm holding is also damaged. :B

Bezekira 4:<font color="#000000">Not really, it's fluff. Painful, painful fluff. Pressure on injuries and all.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahah

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">God Tech. Be less of a rules lawyer.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Be a rules paralegal.

GM:<font color="#000000">Combat over!

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">:B

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;gwuuuuf!&quot; Vonain gets all the air pressed out of his lungs.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Ghost.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Judo chop on devil.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot; Little help here.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Le coup de gras.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Which means it's time to healspam Gamal! &#171; &#160;6d8+9 = 17 + 9 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;


 * Gamal-Junayd just...sits down. bleeding out all over the place, holding the wounds till healing comes

RAM:<font color="#990000">If this was Ghostbusters, and we were asked if we were Gods, Techy would be the guy who says &quot;no.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">haha yes

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fharlanghn's bootstraps, for a minute there I was afraid you weren't gonna make it.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Aww, Hy only got vun hit.&quot; &gt;:


 * Roy Stanford rolls the now dead fiend off Vonain, enough for him to wriggle out.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Moar healspam! &#171; &#160;2d8+3 = 6 + 3 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain does so, getting to his feet and shaking his head as he takes stock of himself.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">MOAR! &#171; &#160;2d8+3 = 7 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">He pulls out the wand of CLW he has and goes to work on himself.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If I don't make it....then I don't. I will push my skills to the limit, till that limit is reached...or I accomplish my goal. I thank you for your help in seeing to it that today...is not the day that limit is reached.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">2 charges; &#171; &#160;2d8+2 = 2 + 2 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">good god

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl lumps the two prisoners under the desk.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's clear. We should take those two somewhere safe.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain furrows his eyebrow at the wand as it fizzles and sputters and barely puts out any energy twice, as he tries again.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">sszeyel. this isn't dues ex. no putting the entire police station, knocked out, into a small vent

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">2 more charges; &#171; &#160;2d8+2 = 5 + 2 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;


 * Ansramil Hawkin hops down from the desk. &quot;-- A little more gentle, dark elf.&quot; :|

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">and two more; &#171; &#160;2d8+2 = 3 + 2 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;They are unconscious, and I did not apply more force than would bruise.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Besides which, we have injured and a time table.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nice compound by the way, Lieutenant. Quite a bit bigger than what we got back at home. Or at least,than the old one.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Freaking hell...eh, good enough. Frustrated with the sub-par wand, Vonain stows it away again.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, back in Castleton. &quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;How are our injured? Stable? Good. Onward.&quot; The lieutenant presses on, straight for the stairs.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;All stable. Let's press forward.&quot;


 * Gamal-Junayd stands up, and follows u the stairs

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Are you referring to the old building, or the new?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;The new building is easily this large.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I specified.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I'm sorry. It takes so long for the sound all the way down there to reach me, it is barely a whisper.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;On ve go, den!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Completely deadpan.


 * Roy Stanford barely even waits for everyone to form up. Good thing Gamal's fast.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Does that mean if I fisted you in the teeth, by the time it'd reach you it'd make for a petting?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl casually trips Miron on the stairs.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">as he moves to keep up. &quot;It's not that far. Are you sure your hearing isn't going? old age maybe? Or are you developing selective hearing to anything you don't want to hear like the one your having problems hearing?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Whoops.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Reflex?

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Focus! the lieutenant snaps.

Miron:<font color="#000000">And there he goes.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">-- as a spell shoots over his head down the stairs.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">!


 * Gamal-Junayd attempts to jump tot he top of the stair, leaping up as far as possible.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Init again? :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl also le jumps. :V

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">Init, anew! &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 14 + 3 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Can I take any action? Because if I can, then I simply rise up with my Flight.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 18 + 2 = 20&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Dex check!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Is it time for fightink now? &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 10 + 5 = 15&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Initiative!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 14 + 0 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Init

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Initiative Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 11 + 9 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Nevahmind.

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 15 + 5 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 1 + 5 = 6&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; initiative!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 13 + 4 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((dexterity-10)/2) = 8 + floor((17 - 10) / 2) = 11&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; initiative!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 15 + 1 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 3 + 9 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">can I...can I declare dodge on the invisible belkira that wants to charge pounce me? :P

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 18 + 2 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Ed.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Shall we roll again to see who goes first?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">also. whered that spell come from?

Edaric:<font color="#000000">My Dex is 15, yours?

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">16.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Wait no.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">That's someone else.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">14.

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( :B ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( My char stats bleed together. Shut up. ))

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">From the top of the stairs, and a little to the west. A group of inquisitors and a large dog stand there... and a balding man grins, twitching a bit. &quot;Fancy seeing you here... teacher.&quot;

Analyst Bridget Branston:<font color="#000000">&quot;ALERT!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">*_*

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">It's bleeding time, kiddies.

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor adopts a confused expression upon hearing the voice. &quot;Igor?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;The alerts already gone out, all over the kingdom. the kig's up, and you have all become outlaws for your actions. Quite fitting if you are miron's student.&quot; he chuckles a bit &quot;you see what your path brings now?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">''It is him... the voice used to make for jokes even back in the Rock. He.. doesn't look like himself.. ''

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">jig not kig

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes. I never thought I would see you on the wrong side of the law, 'teacher.' It makes no difference in the end. You'll die with the rest of them.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Funny. he's still on the right side. for now. You're the ones that have stepped over. the steel shepherds sent by the king are dealing with the castle.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Oh, I can't wait to see your face change.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wrong side of the law? Your commander has abandoned faith and reason! Bloody fucking hell, listen!&quot;

You whisper to VAE: The devil is laughing up a storm in Igor's head as this pronouncement is made... oh, how sweet it is, the rush of memories flooding back to exploit upon seeing a familiar face!

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Gamal, your turn. :V Murder them.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000"> &quot;Less talky, more shooty.&quot; &gt;:|

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">when lia gives it to me

You whisper to VAE: ''Such a touching reunion! Shame to cut it so short.''

Inquisitor Gabriel Moore:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 8 + 4 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Archivist Francis Greybourn:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Analyst Bridget Branston:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 9 + 2 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Ahahahaha.

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you drop your weapons and submit to an exorcism squad, we won't harm you. insist on this foolish lawlessness, servinng as pawns of devils...and we cannot garuntee your safety, though all efforts will be made to bring you in safely.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">oh well. guess times up. as gamal..dances again. these people need to be brought down fast and..his blades are perfect for it. sorry lia hope I don't kill em all too fast for you

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">#1 on moore, all merciful

Analyst Bridget Branston:<font color="#000000">&quot;You have some nerve. Storming a police station and claiming lawlessness.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 4 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+21+AMod = 4 + 21 + 0 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+9+DMod = Dam = (11 + 9 + 0) = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:P

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I serve the Leaden Mace, and we're here under high command sanction.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">2nd on igor. tumble 15 for moore, 17 for igor, 29 for the dog I jump over

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 13 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+21+AMod = 13 + 21 + 0 = 34&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+8+DMod = Dam = (10 + 8 + 0) = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">3rd on branston

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 4 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+16+AMod = 4 + 16 + 0 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+9+DMod = Dam = (10 + 9 + 0) = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Analyst Bridget Branston:<font color="#000000">CLANG! That one is deflected by a shield.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">4th on branston (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 8 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+16+AMod = 8 + 16 + 0 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+8+DMod = Dam = (9 + 8 + 0) = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">that one get through?

Analyst Bridget Branston:<font color="#000000">That one did.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">tumble 31 onbranston as I flip to other side

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 13 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+11+AMod = 13 + 11 + 0 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+9+DMod = Dam = (7 + 9 + 0) = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">on branston again

Analyst Bridget Branston:<font color="#000000">That one did, as well! Though she's still up.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;When the police obey devils, tjhey lose their sanction of law from the kingdom, and become lawless. At that point...we have no choice but to deal with those you have gone...rogue.&quot;

Analyst Bridget Branston:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yet you barge in here without so much as displaying your paperwork, with the traitor at your head!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Paperwork? What weakness has been bread in Yoriver during my absence.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">*_*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">psst, &quot;bred&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">breed*

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">bred*

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">I make mistakes.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And you sick piece of Baatoran fuck, for this I shall tear up your filthy spirit form myself, like fucking fake residence permit.&quot;


 * Ansramil Hawkin bounds up the stairs, and reaches out for the nearby inquisitor with his hand. &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 6 + 10 = 16&#160;  &#187;

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sorry, brother. We'll get this sorted out.&quot; He grips the inquisitor's collar -- &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 18 + 8 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; versus &#171;  &#160;1d20+3 = 17 + 3 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Release him while you can get out!&quot;

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">-- and suddenly flips him southward. &quot;Commander!&quot;

Inquisitor Gabriel Moore:<font color="#000000">&quot;WHAAA!!&quot; He sails though the air and lands in an undignified heap.


 * Roy Stanford allows himself a grim smile.

Edaric has received initiative.* Ansramil Hawkin would dust off his hands, if he had more than one.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;What's going on up there?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Paperwork is for police actions. with the kingdom involved, it has been escelated to putting down a rebellion. and rebels..are not served warrants and notices to cease and desist. they are torn out at the root.&quot;


 * Inquisitor Gabriel Moore looks uuuuuuuup at Stanford. Gulp. o_o;;;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;True. This town has been in the grip of a conspiracy against the Crown of Akellon itself.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;What's going on up there?!&quot; &gt;:O

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;A group of minor inquisitors bars our path.&quot;


 * Edaric delays until he gets an answer! *brick'd*

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;They are being dealt with.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;And if they don't know when to run, I will teach them.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If any of you still rule over their minds, cease and dessist.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh!&quot; Ed, then, gives Vonain a bit of healing. &#171; &#160;1d8+1 = 4 + 1 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;We'd best get up there.&quot;

Sszeyl has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Ahem.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain tilts his head as he hears the voices echo down the stairs. &quot; Hmm. Doesn't sound like these ones are possessed. Still, deal with them all the same...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Yes, go ahead with the AoO.


 * Roy Stanford looks down at the sprawled inquisitor. &quot;He's right. You know it. Do you surrender?&quot;

You whisper to VAE: Halp. Nina's stats?

VAE:<font color="#000000">She had the token statted, no?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Why so she does.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Otherwise, riding dog + level 10 animal companion

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain snaps his head around as the healing hits him, and nods, but he says &quot;It was just a minor scratch on my arm, sure you wouldn't have done better using your music to pump us all up?&quot;

Nina:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 19 + 5 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; bite AoO!

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;You dare stand here. In my home, and tell me I am wrong to be here? You dare call me lawless?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Ha ha ha no.

VAE:<font color="#000000">oh, he's channeling again

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#0000FF">&quot;Awaken...Via'thrunyaven!&quot; 

</b><font color="#0000FF"> The Drow's right shoulder explodes with gold light. Every Lawful diety's holy symbol in the area -jerks- through the air toward him, glowing with gold energy, and forming strings of that energy connecting the symbol to Sszeyl's chest. Great slabs of the surroundings explode into powder, and rise up to meet him. The powder spirals around his arms, starting at the hands, and working upward. As it passes, gleaming black metal is left in its place, gold light pouring through the gaps, with many portions stylized after feathered wings. As the pauldrons are formed, two larger wings spread upward, displaying a red shield with a black eye at its center upon them. Completed there, the powder moves to his legs, forming similarly patterned greaves, with pointed blades at the knee, calf, and waist all styled after feathered wings. (Law Devotion activate. For one minute, Sszeyl gains a +5 sacred bonus to ac or attack, that he can switch between actions.)

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;I almost used it all up yesterday -- who knows what's ahead today?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Oh, and this.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Hat activate? :V

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;- ?!&quot; &gt;:|

VAE:<font color="#000000">Wow

VAE:<font color="#000000">Pity Miron sees none of it

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">shorty

VAE:<font color="#000000">Stairs, more like

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#0000FF">&quot;Cast in the Name of the Law...&quot;

</b><font color="#0000FF"> The shoulder wings light up white, then red.

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#0000FF">&quot;Ye Guilty.&quot;

</b>Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">yeah but if you were nomrmal height you'd be close enough to see

VAE:<font color="#000000">and awesome token choice.

Analyst Bridget Branston:<font color="#000000">&quot;What sorcery is this --?!&quot;

Archivist Francis Greybourn:<font color="#000000">&quot;Don't look at me!&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( One sec, got to check something. I think it's a swift to activate this. &gt;:. ))

Miron:<font color="#000000">Still, he recognises the voice again. &quot;It is the spirit of a former colleague of yours.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Of ours.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Yep.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">I'll say I kept moving, since I have 20 left. ;3

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Hi.

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#0000FF">Bye.

</b>Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The holy law is on our side. As it is written even the dead join the battle under the Saint's benevolent gaze.&quot;

'Sszeyl':<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+12+mod = 9 + 12 + 7 = 28&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Drow strike! &#171; &#160;1d10+6+modb = 9 + 6 + 0 = 15&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Magical damage.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Cease and desist now, for we come in His name to do the holy work.&quot;

Analyst Bridget Branston:<font color="#000000">&quot;... I don't believe it. I refuse to believe in such trickery!&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye) has received initiative.'Sszeyl':<b><font color="#0000FF">&quot;The Law requires no belief.&quot;

</b>'Sszeyl':<b><font color="#0000FF">&quot;It exists in and of itself. It requires only obedience.&quot;

</b>Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Oh, my turn? Finally. :U

Analyst Bridget Branston:<font color="#000000">&quot;''You defy the holy laws and storm sacred ground, spewing sacrilege from the face of an idol! For this, you will die!''&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Ugh, all this law talk is making me sick.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It is no sacrilege.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">With his Flight active, Vonain's translucent eagle-wings bear him aloft above everyone else's head.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">hrm. Hard to tell how far I can move, dunno how tall the stairwell is...eh, I'll under-estimate

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I have served along her side while she,Senior Inquisitor Ludmila Vanhannen, still lived.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It was.. over seventy years ago.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Anyway, flying -over- Miron's head (ignore token arrangement), Vonain takes aim at the one called Igor, again trying to shoot him with his energy without maiming him. Range touch attack, firing for nonlethal; &#171; &#160;1d20+10-4 = 10 + 10 - 4 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is it not what our doctrine says? That the spirits of the dead come to aid of the living?&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;All you Macers talk too much, by Kord's Sword.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Accept the truth, and lay down your arms. You are free of possession and have been lied to.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Just shuuuuut up!&quot;

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;How sad it is... to see how senile you have become, teacher. Where is the Miron Steelsprocket of old, who fell for no trick, who saw through every lie?&quot;

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">Hit!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I have seen through the lies here, Igor I came to this town to your aid, at first&quot;

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot; Down, Nina. Down. &quot;

Nina:<font color="#000000">BARK! BARK! BARK!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I have interrogated Lieutenant Stanford myself, and he is neither heretic, nor liar.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;5d6 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; eldritch energy damage, 'nonlethal'! (...actually, damn, I think that's not legal within the rules, come to think of it, there's Nonlethal Spell for a reason...yeah, know what, scrap the nonlethal thing, I was being stupid, it doesn't work that way)

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Dammit, I was gonna shoot him to set-up my combo!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">And end turn.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">A beam of energy strikes Igor square-on.

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">Well, Vonain succeeded in one thing.

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">It shut him up. :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">good thing I hit him with mercy

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . . Sleep, Igor. Tomorrow, you'll be your own master again.&quot;


 * Roy Stanford steps up, glaring down at the fallen inquisitor. &quot;Do you yield, Moore?&quot; &gt;:|

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Having loaded another Extra-Tangling Net into his bombchucker before they moved to the stairs, Gnogglebolt jogs up the stairs, looking for a target.

Miron:''<font color="#000000">How a few years can change a man. . .Have I changed as much since then? ''

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He sees one guy down the corridor not surrounded or otherwise engaged, and takes aim. Range touch attack! &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 12 + 8 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Archivist Francis Greybourn:<font color="#000000">&quot;!!&quot; HIT!

Archivist Francis Greybourn:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 2 + 4 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Reflex save -- D:

Archivist Francis Greybourn:<font color="#000000">Yeah, no. DOWN YOU GO. Whump.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And that'll be a hit. :B The ball sails through the air, before suddenly bursting into a huge web of wires right in front of the main! And just as soon as he's tanled up, the web shinks around him--and locks his legs together.

'Sszeyl':<font color="#0000FF">The...thing using Sszeyl idly turns to look at the weasel in the doorway.

Miron:''<font color="#000000">Of all those possessed. .. One of my own. I did teach him to be watchful, trust no one but himself and those above. . . how in the caverns of Malbolge's cunt did this happen ''

'Sszeyl':<font color="#0000FF">Before turning back to look at the pinkette.

'Sszeyl':<b><font color="#0000FF">You come first, defiler.

</b>Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I don't suppose Gabriel has yielded, has he?

'Sszeyl':<font color="#0000FF">Not yet.

Inquisitor Gabriel Moore:<font color="#000000">He seems to just be stammering up at the towering lieutenant.

VAE:<font color="#000000">He's prone

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Which means he gets no Dex bonus. &gt;:3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">But, I imagine people would get pissed if I shot him.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">Yes. &gt;8|

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt glances over his shoulder. &quot;Easy, shankfang! I think there's a few more who haven't been secured yet! Move forward!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sweep the rooms!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Ugh, non-lethal. As if I don't have enough of a penalty already. &gt;:|

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;Down, Nina. Down!&quot;

Nina:<font color="#000000">BARK! BARK! GRRRRRRRRRR &gt;:E

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hasting!

VAE:<font color="#000000">heh

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Incoming, Bridget!

VAE:<font color="#000000">I love how Nina is probably a bigger threat than her master, in this situation

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang steps up the stairs, firing a shot between Hawkin's legs, over Nina's head, and at the Analyst! &#171; &#160;1d20+19-4-4+1 = 13 + 19 - 4 - 4 + 1 = 25&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6+2 = 18 + 2 = 20&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; non-lethal force damage, because people get mad when I shoot to kill.


 * Analyst Bridget Branston has clasped an amulet in her free hand. &quot;In Hextor's name, infidels, I shall smite thee and thy cause to ash-- !&quot; BANG.

Analyst Bridget Branston:<font color="#000000">..... Teeter.

Analyst Bridget Branston:<font color="#000000">.... teeeeeter THWUMP.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu talk too much.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Possessed after all. or one of the true diabolists.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Glad someone agrees!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Possessed.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain says down to Shankfang,.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hmm, still 2 shots left...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Is Nina still a threat with Igor down? :.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Your judgement

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Shankfang! Rooms! Check 'em!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Can't, I 5' stepped.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">:B


 * Ansramil Hawkin sighs as the dog remains aggressive. &quot;(.... this feels wrong.)&quot; (Elven) =w=;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Well, if the dog is still aggressive...

'Sszeyl':<font color="#0000FF">The thing turns.

Tavia:<font color="#9900FF">Kinda wish I could see the dog. :3

'Sszeyl':<b><font color="#0000FF">&quot;A weasel in the base smells of wizardry.&quot;

</b>Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;Cyral?&quot;


 * Roy Stanford huffs. Vaguely.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Next, the half-orc pours powder into Rose's barrel as he...plays hacky-sack with a bullet? He pulls the powder horn away, kicks the bullet up and into the barrel, then aims and fires at Nina! &#171; &#160;1d20+19-4-4+2+1 = 14 + 19 - 4 - 4 + 2 + 1 = 28&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6+2+1 = 14 + 2 + 1 = 17&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; non-lethal force damage!

Nina:<font color="#000000">YIPE!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Still up? Well then...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">YOU GET ANOTHER!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang tosses a bullet at Roy as he fills Rose with powder. The bullet bounces off, and he catches it in the barrel before aiming and firing!! &#171; &#160;1d20+19-4-4+2+2 = 11 + 19 - 4 - 4 + 2 + 2 = 26&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6+2+2 = 21 + 2 + 2 = 25&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; non-lethal force damage!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">bouncing the bullet off roy. god

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:B

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">Plink. &quot;-- ?! ....&quot; Shankfang gets an annoyed glowing glare.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Roy is ignored.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">If Nina is still up after that, then she's the toughest damn dog ever.

Nina:<font color="#000000">It was close.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; It's a gun-lover thing. &quot; Gnogglebolt quickly says to Roy.

Miron has received initiative.Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor steps forwards, into the room, and attempts to open the door in front.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">You are not helping the habitual Yoriver xenophobia. *brick'd*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Clear here!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">End turn.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Are ya sure? We got blindsided by those damned invisible cats downstairs!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">is it an attack action or standard to kick in a door?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">an attack action IS a standard action.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, I don't see any of them&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I think you mean standard or move. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">^

GM:<font color="#000000">A veritable cloud of the smells of tobacco and old books drifts out as the door stands open. Must be the archives.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">no theres differences. an attack can be used in place of an attack ina full round attack

'Sszeyl':<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Someone has been smoking in the Archieves.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">grapple, trip, sunder, all attack actions

'Sszeyl':<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Remind me to punch them.&quot;

'Sszeyl':<font color="#0000FF">-e

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Of course you don't, they're invisible! Don't you have magic or something to sense them?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Either way, if there's any, I'm in their bloody way.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Actually, what would work?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Detect magic, probably not


 * Ansramil Hawkin looks north. &quot;I don't see any. Clear from what I can detect.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">And I friggin' forgot to put Detect Evil into those empty level 1 slots

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">detect magic would say an illusion somewhere in the area at most. not even pinpointing

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Okay, fine, I'll take that.&quot;

Swallowtail has received initiative.Glitch:<font color="#000000">(thing is, hellcat invisibility is a supernatural ability. I'm...not sure if those show up on Detect.)

VAE:<font color="#000000">precisey

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">wouldnet

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(if they -do- then probably every Outsider everywhere lights up on Detect Magic. :B )

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">but if the weasels master is around it would say something there

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;...... If I may... .... ... madam... I believe Brother Lyle has been punched, strangled, immolated, and lectured so many times it's beginning to lose its impact.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Glitch!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ninja time!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">ach!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Sorry

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...um... hrm, hang on a sec...MT's being weird

Glitch:<font color="#000000">what the deuce, I can't see Swallowtail, even if I use Map Explorer. I recenter on her, and I can manipulate her, but she won't show up, vision is not being revealed. I even put light on her.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">OH

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&quot;has sight&quot; was not checked.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">There we go.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Okay, that was a total of 30 move...

'Sszeyl':<b><font color="#0000FF">&quot;Then I must ply Sister Rosetta's favored tactic.&quot;

</b>'Sszeyl':<b><font color="#0000FF">&quot;Cuthbertine Guilt.&quot;

</b>'Sszeyl': <font color="#ff">(( The Akellon equivalent of Jew Guilt. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">haha wat

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Hrm. Use more Ki to go invis...nah.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Okay, Swallowtail goes over to the door over here, and, -standing to the side, not in front-, tries the door handle.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It opens.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Does the ninja have the one implement that should be in every sneaker's toolkit, a small steel mirror?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Check her sheet.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;signal mirror&quot;?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep, that's a small steel mirror.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Not sure how that's different from a normal mirror...but, assuming it -does- work as a normal mirror, Swallowtail pulls it out and holds it out in front of her in her hand, and looks around the corner without exposing her body (moving token for vision, but not actually moving)

Inquisitor Gabriel Moore:<font color="#000000">&quot;I-I-I -- Iiiiiiii --&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot; Nothing invisible so far...&quot; End turn.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">er

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot; Nothing visible so far...&quot; End turn.


 * Roy Stanford looms over Moore. &quot;Surrender!&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+8+4 = 16 + 8 + 4 = 28&#160;  &#187; Intimidate check, with a modifier.

Inquisitor Gabriel Moore:<font color="#000000">What's the check again? Level plus what?

Inquisitor Gabriel Moore:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 20 + 7 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; if it's Level plusWis.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Level plus wis, I think.

VAE:<font color="#000000">level + wis + fear modifiers

VAE:<font color="#000000">well, HD, not level

VAE:<font color="#000000">but, I think you can crit success

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oooh, -so- close. But not even a nat 20 saved 'er. Unless nat 20 is auto-success in this case. :B I don't -think- so, since it's a check and not a save or an attack...

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'd say it is

VAE:<font color="#000000">Even in 40k you can crit succeed on morale rolls

VAE:<font color="#000000">It makes sense

VAE:<font color="#000000">sometimes, someone is so determined that fuck all will scare them off

Glitch:<font color="#000000">well, that's the thing, -does- this actually count as a save? Up to the GM, I suppose.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'd say yes

Inquisitor Gabriel Moore:<font color="#000000">&quot;......... FOR WAR, AND A RED DAWN!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">And that's someone whose next character has a fucklarge Intimidate, so I'm screwing myself over


 * Inquisitor Gabriel Moore swipes at Ansramil's ankles with a rapier -- &#171; &#160;1d20+8-4 = 17 + 8 - 4 = 21&#160;  &#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">. . . Taking War Communism a little too far, are we?


 * Ansramil Hawkin lifts his foot out of the way with hardly a thought.

Tathi has received initiative.Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Hrm, hrm... it's looking like a trip up the stairs.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Didn't mean to. ^^; Was just trying to think of a good battle cry.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">5 feet of movement left.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Danman; yeah, &quot;red dawn&quot; is a common English-language phrase meaning &quot;the day starts with bloodshed&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Not communism. :B

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Francis is hostile, yes? Tathi's not too picky when it comes to Leaden Mace (especially short ones) but the player wants to make sure.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Glitch you buttock

VAE:<font color="#000000">I just was making fun of it

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">SILENCE YOU CAPITALIST PIGDOG.


 * Ghostwish flees.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Because War Communism was a set of economic policies, incidentally

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">You know, that's a damn good question, -is- francise still 'hostile' looking after getting utterly net'd?

VAE:<font color="#000000">during the VOSR and ensuing war 1917-1924

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well, he's squirming an awful lot.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(he -can- still attempt a spellcast, or attack the net itself, just at penalty...does it look like he's doing either of those?)

'Sszeyl': <font color="#ff">(( Francis is currenlty Entangled. ))

'Sszeyl': <font color="#ff">(( Gabrielle is currently being annoying. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Not at the moment, squirming.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Okay. Over to you, Tathi. :B

Inquisitor Gabriel Moore:<font color="#000000">Hey! I'm male!

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">.. okay wow, mega-derp.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Moore, you can thank the DM for calling my attention to you. &gt;:3

Inquisitor Gabriel Moore:<font color="#000000">o_o;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">About how hurt is he?

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">You should have surrendered.

Inquisitor Gabriel Moore:<font color="#000000">D8

Inquisitor Gabriel Moore:<font color="#000000">Heal check; Wisdom if you don't have it.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((wisdom-10)/2) = 6 + floor((13 - 10) / 2) = 7&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; wisdom check!

Inquisitor Gabriel Moore:<font color="#000000">Well, he's injured and prone, you know that much.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">THIS IS ALL THOMAS' FAULT.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Could I.. control shocking grasp enough not to kill?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">he isnt hurt enough. he's still moving

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Sure, you don't get pissed off if the Wizard attacks him. &gt;:|

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You can choose to roll less dice, but you need to decide before you roll how many you'll roll.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">tathi. next level. save us all the trouble and get nonlethal metamagic or a rod :)


 * Shankfang the Deffrider throws more bullets at Roy.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Be it by Kor or Tathi, someone just got the 'shocker'. &#171; &#160;5d6 = 23&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; points of shocking damage as lightning flies from their hand/paw!

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">ACK. Hold up

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">I thought that wasn't auto-send. Meant for 2 dice. &#171; &#160;2d6 = 5&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; damage

Inquisitor Gabriel Moore:<font color="#000000">BZZZZZP! Still kicking and carrying on.

Inquisitor Gabriel Moore:<font color="#000000">Hey Kor, wanna bite him? *brick'd*

Igor Drechsler has received initiative.Aelian has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Aelian time!

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Aelian nocks two arrows at once and fires at Gabriel, at point blank range to boot!! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-8+1 = 13 + 15 - 8 + 1 = 21&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 5 + 4 = 9&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+15-8+1 = 16 + 15 - 8 + 1 = 24&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 3 + 4 = 7&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187;! But, thankfully, non-lethal. Regardless, that's a lot of arrows in one's joints.

Tavia:<font color="#9900FF">Is he down?

Inquisitor Gabriel Moore:<font color="#000000">That did it. He stopped carrying on. The hallway feels a bit more peaceful.

Tavia:<font color="#9900FF">Tavia hrumphs, and moves up a bit. Rrrrrrrr.

Tavia:<font color="#9900FF">Done!

Archivist Francis Greybourn:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 4 + 10 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Concentration check...

Archivist Francis Greybourn:<font color="#000000">Nope. =w=;

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.* Archivist Francis Greybourn wiggles, shouting words of power... but they don't seem to grant him any power.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">Words of Impotence


 * Ansramil Hawkin stares in faint disbelief. &quot;... Please try to salvage your dignity and just surrender.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Against a foe, his efforts would be commendable, Inquisitor.&quot;

Archivist Francis Greybourn:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can still --&quot; umph, wiggle.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It just so happens he ended up on the wrong side.&quot;

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;True.... this whole affair is regrettable.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">open up the door if locked. kick it in

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Worse than regrettable. But today we shall find the one responsible.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Against a foe, he may not even be alive now, as we're specifically trying not to kill anyone here.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Are you sure, that one?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">yes. he's going for the head of the organization I've checked the doors title

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;As the dog said to the cow, my conscience is the will of my master. It is not their fault.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Is Gamal opening the door to the COmmander's office by himself? &gt;:|

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hooboy. XD

Glitch:<font color="#000000">....oh fuck gamal no

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">one second

VAE:<font color="#000000">Were the fuck is Gamal even

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Nice knowing you.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well, Gamal, roll a Strength check.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Lia it may be that The Gamal Problem is going to be solved before we even get to Castleton. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha, yes

VAE:<font color="#000000">Lucky?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I will open it in such a way. that I pull the door open, so it is open, and the door is betweeen me and whatever is inside. I'm going to use it as a barricade.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;...Wait, where'd the bandaged guy, Gamal go...&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and not be in line of sight.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Awesome name for a familiar of Mordecai's

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Gamal! Where are you?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'm starting to like the guy

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Roll a Strength check, Gamal. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt shouts out

'Sszeyl':<b><font color="#0000FF">&quot;He is preparing to breach the Commander's Office.&quot;

</b>Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Strength Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 4 + 2 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I think the door swings the other way.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">yeah no.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I wonder how Roy doesn't object

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;He wha--&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">most doors in buildings open into the hall

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The door doesn't open. Must be something barring it.

VAE:<font color="#000000">well, that solved the problem

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">None of the doors where I work do. :P

Gamal-Junayd whispers: aww. was that added at last minute?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">well, at least Gamal now has to wait till his next turn before he can do anything else. :B

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">Are you kidding? As soon as my turn comes around I'm vaulting after him. &gt;:|

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Except one of the bathroom doors.

Tavia: <font color="#9900ff">(( oh c'mon liatai, he even ignored the warning. &gt;:3 ))

You whisper to Railock: No, actually. XD

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Come, help me open this. it's time we took on the head of this snake that's been strangling this community.&quot;

You whisper to Railock: Let's say, the people within expected someone with pretty high Strength to get there first. :B

Gamal-Junayd whispers: well was my method of opening if it had worked at least intelligent method?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wait. We need to do this in order. The heretic is still a dangerous foe.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Umm, vould it not be viser to klear de rest uf de floor first?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">done then

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wait for us, you cloth-headed sword-thug!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;He holds the holy Hand of Saint Cuthbert.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If the head falls, the snake dies.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;This is not a snake.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;No, it's far worse. but it's still not a hydra either.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Block off the hallway. There is an exit from the commander's office through mine.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy nefer understood dat sayink.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If the head of a tapeworm dies, the body lives on.&quot;

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes, sir.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Chust bekause hyu kill de leader, does no mean de rest are goink to chust go avay.&quot; &gt;:|

Edaric has received initiative.Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We are not here to kill him, but bring him to justice.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">A bard makes his way up the stairs at last! &quot;Oh hey, good job. It's already over?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;No.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Far from it.&quot;

Archivist Francis Greybourn:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's not over! I can -- mmmmph --&quot; Inch inch wiggle. &gt;:d


 * Edaric looks over at the inch-archivist and wince-smiles. &quot;.... Should I laugh him off?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">'Shank, silence the the bound one, and watch the paths to make sure no one else comes up.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">haha, was he spell -shrunk?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Oi, Hy vanna fight de kommader too!&quot; &gt;:O

Archivist Francis Greybourn:<font color="#000000">No, just bound head to toe in net. :B

'Sszeyl' has received initiative.Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sszeyl, if that's still you over there, please make sure Gamal doesn't go do anything immensely stupid!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Stopping evil is the only truly stupid thing around here.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not stopping evil by getting killed is stupid indeed.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Chust bekause hyu hef dat fency-pents dence doesn't mean hyu are de only vun who gets to fight!&quot; &gt;:|

'Sszeyl':<font color="#0000FF">It's pill time.

'Sszeyl': <font color="#ff">(( But I am here. ))

'Sszeyl':<b><font color="#0000FF">&quot;The Moscran is barred from entering the Commander's office at the moment, and there are defilers still to deal with.&quot;

</b>'Sszeyl':<font color="#0000FF">Like you.

'Sszeyl':<font color="#0000FF">The thing looks down at Greybourn. &quot;Do you submit?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Shankfang could of dealt with him&quot;

Archivist Francis Greybourn:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Give me a minute.&quot; Umph, wiggle.

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;Brother Francis, it's over. Just let it go.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Listen to your friend. He is no traitor.&quot;

Archivist Francis Greybourn:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's not over until no one is left to fight --&quot;

'Sszeyl':<b><font color="#0000FF">&quot;Cast in the Name of the Law.&quot;

</b>Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;We wouldn't be going through all this trouble to keep you alive if we were not really on your side, fool!&quot;

'Sszeyl':<b><font color="#0000FF">&quot;Ye Guilty.&quot;

</b>Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Or if we wanted to render him possessed&quot;

'Sszeyl':<font color="#0000FF">The thing swings an arm into the air, which promptly bursts into flame.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;I would just take this time to remind everyone that everyone here is likely possessed.. and thus reason is falling on deaf ears.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That, too.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot; Some sound like it, some don't...but then, devils can be very tricky.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We shall see once it's over.&quot;

'Sszeyl':<font color="#0000FF">Burning Blade + Rabid Wolf Strike. &#171; &#160;1d20+12+5+4 = 3 + 12 + 5 + 4 = 24&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+6+1d6+6+2d6 = 8 + 6 + 5 + 6 + 4 = 29&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;.

'Sszeyl':<font color="#0000FF">Nonlethal.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just knock him out, Sszeyl, and be quick about it if you blease!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">*please

Archivist Francis Greybourn:<font color="#000000">Is one hit quick enough for you?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Most splendidly. :&gt;

'Sszeyl':<font color="#0000FF">The thing slams its fist into the archivist's torso.

'Sszeyl':<b><font color="#0000FF">CRACK.

</b>Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Move.&quot; Roy sweeps past the group, eyes locked on the northern doors.

Miron:<font color="#000000">*thing* ? It used to be Lyudmila

'Sszeyl':<font color="#0000FF">Used to be.

'Sszeyl':<font color="#0000FF">Past tense.

'Sszeyl':<font color="#0000FF">As in.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What about the ferret?&quot;

'Sszeyl':<font color="#0000FF">Not anymore.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's master can probably see through its eyes.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Capture it if you can quickly, leave it if you cannot.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi? Your dogs.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;They might be in for a bit of fun.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I bet Adelaide could take her.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">I vote Aleian do it.


 * Roy Stanford is standing before the doors, in a ready stance, glaring into them, fists clenched. Perhaps it's wise to get behind him, Miron. He does not look happy.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Is Sszeyl's turn over yet, or do you still have actions left?

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">He has Handle Animal.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Out of combat.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Duh. :V

Lucky:<font color="#000000">Mweep! The weasel flees.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Are we?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Thoguh

Lucky:<font color="#000000">You can move out of init, but I'd suggest not moving more than your speed x2.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron needs melee range for most of his stuff.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Unless Ansramil wants to get there. ..

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Sszzzzdeeeeyyyl.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Aww, that resets my combo. &gt;:

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">Because Roy's not waiting.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Is your turn oooooover yet?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Meh

VAE:<font color="#000000">leave him where he was.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Oh no init. Okay then.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Just peeking in.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">God I love my speed bonuses.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Time for a buff before we get in?

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;The ferret is on the couch in that lounge.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">CRACK! &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 18 + 5 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; MAKE IT FAST.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Actually, that depends.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 10 + 6 = 16&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Strength check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Assist.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">My combo will keep for 12 seconds.

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor raises his book and recites: ''Saint Cuthbert, You who safeguards the Law of the Heavens, hear the voice of Yo ur faithful. For thus says Your holy writ: &quot;The heavens smile when the righteous take up arms against evil.&quot; Your Cudgel smites the lawless, may it grant us strength. Your Cross strikes fear into the hearts of the vile, may it grant us resolve. Your Holy Word purges corruption, may it deliver us from its touch. Fill us with Your Holy might, so that we become tools of your judgement upon the wicked. Amen! ''

Miron:<font color="#000000">Everyone, +2 AC, attack and saves. Cuthbertines, +3

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain flies over everyone's head, and alights behind Gamal.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt reloads his bombchucker, and looks at the door. &quot;Is it barred and locked? Do you need it out of the way as fast as possible? I can do that.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">lasts for 11 turns so enough time there.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I think Roy already broke it down.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">ach I can't move.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">If I can't help with the door, I want to move behind Miron

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Lia locked movement.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You're roo late. :P

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">We'z about to get plot-smashed. :3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Plz position me in between Miron and Shankfang, Lia?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">BRACE FOR STRANGE BLUE POWDER

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">*too. Jeeze, what am I, Scooby-Doo?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You're too late, no more moving.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You shoulda moved sooner. :P

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I'm asking lia because my movment was dependant on a question that was not otherwise answered

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">WHAM!! The door flies open... to reveal a tidy office. Two potted plants sit in the corners, and some newspaper clippings are fastened to the walls. Two large, well-muscled inquisitors stand before a large, solid oak desk covered in papers, with a large chair sitting in the center...

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And since it was not, I am discarding it, Lia, plz move me.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:|

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Thanks for interrupting the narration.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Thank you. :&gt;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oh just deal with it and quit bitching.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(can narrate and move a token at the same time. But whatever.)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">And now the dog's whining.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">BRB.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oof.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Anyway, where was I...

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">WHAM!! The door flies open... to reveal a tidy office. Two potted plants sit in the corners, and some newspaper clippings are fastened to the walls. Two large, well-muscled inquisitors stand before a large, solid oak desk covered in papers, with a large chair sitting in the center...

VAE:<font color="#000000">Office

Inquisitor Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">And who should be sitting in it, looking more smug than a bird perched above a pedestrian in a fancy suit, but this guy. You hear a click, as a Mazian pocketwatch is stopped. &quot;Precisely on time, Roy. Right on the minute mark.&quot; |3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Inquisitor Cyral? Appears we meet again.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Us in Braxton Falls don't take well to being told to fuck off.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hmm, poketvatch.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:''<font color="#000000">Where did he get a pocketwatch? ''

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Mordecai Cyral.&quot; Oh, that name is dripping in venom. &quot;Where is Charles Whitaker.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<b><font color="#990000">&quot;Hy vant it.&quot;

</b><font color="#990000"> *_*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Take us to your leader. Resisting now will only make it harder on yourself&quot;

Inquisitor Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">&quot;''Lieutenant! Lieutenant'' Mordecai Cyral, if you please.&quot; He steeples his hands, folding them over the desk, and smiling like a well-fed snake.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I doubt promotions given out by rebels count for anything more than the paper they are writ on.&quot;

Gnogglebolt whispers: just in case it matters, Gnogglebolt's anti-teleport belt is still burning.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Since when they made latrine corncobs into lieutenants?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*make

Inquisitor Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">&quot;And that is classified information to civilians, Roy. You of all people, who were so fond of the system, should know that.&quot; His grin widens.

VAE:<font color="#000000">(one of the things people used to wipe with were cleaned off corn cobs, for anyone who doesn't know)

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Fuk de system.&quot; &gt;:|

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;None of us are civillians.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks between Roy and 'Mordecai', seeing how this is rapidly getting off to an uncooperative start...

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know that well.&quot;

Inquisitor Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmmm, what do I see before me.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Inquisitor Steelsprocket. Braxton Falls branch.&quot;

Inquisitor Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">&quot;A bunch of criminals who, along with everything else you've done just to get here, have assaulted officers of the law, impeded investigations, aided and abetted traitors and rebels, and oh yes! Also failed to get that bastard drow out of our hair.&quot;

Gnogglebolt whispers: IC, Gnogglebolt is remembering the fiasco with that Vecnan dude. Gnogglebolt wastes no more time. He pulls the trigger on his bombchucker. Yes I am absolutely sure I want to do that, I'm not taking it back. Fire net, with anti-teleport belt still active.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's amusing, really. If it wasn't for your utter incompetence, we'd have that bastard drow, and you'd have Tomiko Lazarus and a bunch of other scum.&quot;

You whisper to Glitch: Go ahead if you want to.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'd have been back in Braxton Falls by now.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;I see two victims of fiendish possession. We apologize in advance for the supreme beating your bodies are about to recieve, but can assure you that you will be freed of your infestation.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Ugly memories of a very similar situation, back on a pirate island springs up in Gnogglebolt's mind...

Inquisitor Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">&quot;Here, I have the power. Your badge has exactly as much power as I say it has.&quot; &gt;:3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Here, you have no power at all.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Were a registered adventuring party out of castleton, Vigilant Guardians, currently working on behest of the steel shepherds to deal with the traitors to the crown hiding within the local mace, while they deal with the castle.&quot;

VAE whispers: Can I wrack him already?

VAE whispers: Or try to

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">SPROING. A netted ball suddenly flies through the air. Ranged touch attack &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 19 + 8 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; on Mordecai (Lia informed in advance.)

VAE whispers: It would be IC

Miron:<font color="#000000">At roughly the same time. ..

Inquisitor Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">&quot;Isn't that a delicious reversal... Roy?&quot; &gt;:3 He seems to get tremendous pleasure out of saying that, watching the commander's shoulders get tenser and tenser.

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor whispers a brief prayer, grasping the cross on his chest. &quot; Saint Cuthbert, you who watches over his faithful with eternal vigil, protect the body and soul of your humble servant.&quot; He lets go of the cross, and pointing towards his victim with a clenched fist, invokes: Mad dra koyr yv Axacrusis vmy' drny'kr drayn rayrk. (Infernal: Let the pain of Axacrusis flow through their veins.)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">if I here a spoing I'm charging into action as well

Miron:<font color="#000000">Save DC 17 Fort

Inquisitor Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">SPANG! The net hits an invisible barrier.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Wait, we can interrupt the dialogue?!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Why was I not informed if this?!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">wheres the barrier?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Roll init.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Is it time for fightink now? &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 10 + 5 = 15&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Initiative!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 17 + 0 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Init

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(Initiative Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 14 + 9 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 20 + 2 = 22&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Dex check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Okay.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">I want to make it clear.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">I'm going to hit that guy.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt narrows his eyes. Blasted thrice-damned hell-inspired dung-heaped buggering magic.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">With the desk.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It's going straight across the desk, to the ceiling.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 7 + 1 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Anyways, did the wrack even reach him?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">No, you can't interupt. It just makes the DM come up with something on the fly to interupt you. :P

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 1 + 4 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((dexterity-10)/2) = 17 + floor((17 - 10) / 2) = 20&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; initiative!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'm looking that up right now.

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 16 + 5 = 21&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; initiative!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Do spells travel through walls of force?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<b>''<font color="#990000">Magic. ''

</b><font color="#990000"> &gt;:|

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">as long as it doesn't need line of effect

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">pretty sure wrack should

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">you can summon on other side and such

VAE:<font color="#000000">Wrack doesn't even need a hit roll

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">he has line of sight

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Breath weapons and spells cannot pass through the wall in either direction, although dimension door, teleport, and similar effects can bypass the barrier

Glitch:<font color="#000000">So there ya go.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">its not passing through

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">the effect just appears on far side

Glitch:<font color="#000000">It's aimed. That counts.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Like fireball or something.

VAE:<font color="#000000">It isn't tht way

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Specifically what WoF is designed to be proof -against-

VAE:<font color="#000000">fireball is area effect

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">fireball is a actualy firey bead that goes from you to them

VAE:<font color="#000000">Wrack, you point at someone, an they go down

VAE:<font color="#000000">if they don't save.

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's happening at their location, not through a line

Glitch:<font color="#000000">It just says it blocks spells unless it's teleport.


 * VAE shrugs

VAE:<font color="#000000">Lia's call

Inquisitor Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">&quot;You're wrong, you're wrong!&quot; he chants, leaping to his feet. &quot;Here, I have all the power. Me, at long last! I've finally gotten the recognition I deserve -- and ''not from you! I! Have! Ultimate! POWE --''&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 14 + 8 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Fort

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">that means it'd block spells way higher than it

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Rail; yeah, that's kinda the point I think.

Inquisitor Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">&quot;POWER!&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 7 + 8 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; init!

Inquisitor Hruk Tremain:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 5 + 2 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Miron:<b><font color="#000000">&quot;Six dicks of Hextor in Nerull's rotting arse unholy flaming fuck.&quot;

</b>Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">that it's another super overpowered wot mistake?

Inquisitor Jared Hanson:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 13 + 3 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Suppose so.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu are chust a power hungry fanatic.&quot; &gt;:|

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Heck, if you look up for the requirements of &quot;Line of Sight&quot; for spells, you can't even cast any spell through a window.

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 6 + 5 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">The window blocks it.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Specifically says so.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Eh, I've come to expect that magic trumps everything in D&amp;D except other magic by now.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 20 + 3 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tell that to Gamal, RAM x3

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 14 + 9 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">swords trump magic. if you go first.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 3 + 2 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Just not using the right magic.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot; Whoa. Somebody took their megalomania pills this morning. &quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Heh

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&quot;Gaze attacks can operate through a wall of force. &quot; That is the -only- explicit exception to WoF.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Second time Miron fucked up wracking a caster

Glitch:<font color="#000000">If it's not gaze or disintegrate, no go.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Vonain, Gnogglebolt?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">INIT.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">I did!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">oh, didn't set, sorry

VAE:<font color="#000000">All while a buff criminal went down like a bleeding sack of crap

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">yeah obviously liatai thinks its a crock as well seeing as she had it go through

VAE:<font color="#000000">heh. Inquisitor Tremain looks everything except law enforcement. Well done.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Yeah, no glitch. Summoning spells, and many other conjuration spells, aren't even line of sight. You cast, it appears there, there's no line between caster and spell.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You try finding official-looking half-orcs. :P


 * Shankfang the Deffrider is displeased, he can't shoot Mr. Megalomaniac. &gt;:|

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">you just need to be able to see the location.

VAE:<font color="#000000">xD No, but here it fits

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh! to IRC, ram, was just going to say something else about what you said earlier, but best kept to IRC rather than bogging game...

VAE:<font color="#000000">One of the new hires.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">and now. ime to be devestating without the dance. last dance is for the commander. take 10 on tumble to (Tumble Check : &#171; &#160;10+31 = 10 + 31 = 41&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) to DC 40 move 10 feet as a 5 foot step. I summersault into the room next to the two, and unleash a whirlwind of blows. I'll start (merciful of course) with tremain, any extra will go to Hanson

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yep. I mean. .. . there's nothing that even hits with Wrack.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">and I'll burning blade as well

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Yeah, a lot of divine magic is like that too.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 3 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+18+AMod = 3 + 18 + 2 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+6+DMod = Dam = (9 + 6 + 2) = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

VAE:<font color="#000000">The way I fluffed it out it runs the pain of a tortured former lieutenant of Malbolge into the body of the victim for just a little while.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">You're not drawing a line between pray-er and prayer. It's just HEY GOD HALP and god is all YEAH OKAY and wham, pain on the target.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">-2 damage, the buff is attack only after I checked

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 1 = 1&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+18+AMod = 1 + 18 + 2 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+4+DMod = Dam = (11 + 4 + 0) = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">ack I need to feed dogs. brb

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 4 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+13+AMod = 4 + 13 + 2 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+6+DMod = Dam = (14 + 6 + 0) = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 14 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+13+AMod = 14 + 13 + 2 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+4+DMod = Dam = (12 + 4 + 0) = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 12 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+8+AMod = 12 + 8 + 2 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+6+DMod = Dam = (10 + 6 + 0) = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''


 * &quot;Lieutenant&quot; Mordecai Cyral laughs, a high reedy sound! &quot;You didn't believe me, did you?! I told you! I have the power here! None of you can stop me from finally giving you all what you deserve, for the years of embarrasment and slaving toil you've given me!&quot;

Inquisitor Hruk Tremain:<font color="#000000">The half-orc raises his shield, skillfully battering aside all blows except for one.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi. can you deal with that wall? or get us past it? Szeyel, can you pull a tomi and burst through the wall or cieling or something?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll keep these two busy&quot; dodge on half orc, and done


 * Roy Stanford growls out two words. &quot;Go south.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;What he said.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Yes, give me a moment.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Ed, I could use some Haste, if you have a spare one.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Delay until I act, and I will try and take care of it.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;He didn't even cover the entire room with it? or the other door?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;He can't. A wall of force doesn't work like that.&quot;


 * &quot;Lieutenant&quot; Mordecai Cyral sputters angrily.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;So...could I just slide under it on the sides of hte desk then?&quot;

&quot;Lieutenant&quot; Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">&quot;OF COURSE I DID, YOU FOOLS!&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 15 + 2 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Bluuuuuuuff.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(Sense Motive Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 4 + 0 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+21 = 16 + 21 = 37&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; Knowledge Arcana!

Miron:<font color="#000000">Sense mOtive &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 10 + 8 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Yes, that was the right roll. :P

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck he did.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The other door's clear.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yyyyyeah Tathi sees through it. :P

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Pffft. Now you're a liar? Wall of force is a flat plane. It cannot be bent.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You asswipe, I have been an inquisitor when you sucked your whore of a mother's diseased tit.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Well then get going. I said I'll handle these two.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Ed has no more Haste?

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Curses.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not alone.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you think your pathetic lies will fool me, you're even more of an idiot than I thought.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">AAAAAH

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Two Eds on Init.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 18 + 17 = 35&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; touch..

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+20 = 19 + 20 = 39&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Grapple check versus &#171;  &#160;1d20+18 = 17 + 18 = 35&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Inquisitor Jared Hanson:<font color="#000000">The other inquisitor raises his hands, and with a battle cry, the two inquisitors clash, trying to overpower each other. &#171; &#160;1d10+6 = 7 + 6 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage to the defender, though.

Swallowtail has received initiative.Liatai:<font color="#000000">Glitch, Swallowtail's turn!

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">um...

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">open the door

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Readied action to shoot anything trying to escape in these hallways? Best I can think, other than having her go invisible and walk -right into the enemy territory- by going around the Wall...

Sszeyl has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Door opening.

GM:<font color="#000000">... The lieutenant's office looks awful small by comparison.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Rakka.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">So help me.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">If you give me shit.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">I will breathe fire on you.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Raven familiar in this room.&quot;

Rakka:<font color="#000000">A bird sits on a shelf in the dusty room, looking rather bedraggled... but it does nothing but croak at you as you pass.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Bookshelf.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Hi.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Double move, le done.

&quot;Lieutenant&quot; Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- No! Not hi! Go away!&quot; &gt;:E

Aelian has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I'm sorry.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;But I have to bludgeon you to death now.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now thisis pathetic.&quot;

&quot;Lieutenant&quot; Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">&quot;You're acting outside of the script -- I'll make you pay for that!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;A 'Lieutenant' scared of a single fucking drow.&quot;


 * &quot;Lieutenant&quot; Mordecai Cyral looks more annoyed than scared. &gt;:|

Miron:<font color="#000000">Meh. He's a coward. Therefore, he must be scared. Therefore, he is.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Scripts are for actors on stage, not real life. anyone who thinks his foes will follow his plans...is soon someone unable to be a foe to anyone.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Aelian time!

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Okay.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">What penalties and such do I incurr for using a desk as a weapon.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">And how much damage will it do.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Back in the time, we hunted the remaining ones down by the dozen.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Let me think on it. ^^;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Aelian moves right here.. and delays until tathi time for his standard

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also, Cyral is awesome. The not hi,bad dog will get nommed

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also ,remember the bonuses from Recitation guys

Tathi has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">+2 AC, saves and attack, +3 cuthbertines

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Right, so, let's dispel this wall of force. :3

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi shoots out a humming line of magic, and strikes the wall of force! Incoming caster check..

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 19 + 10 = 29&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; caster check! +1 if it's evocation! +4 to overcome spell resistence!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... Folks, question.

VAE:<font color="#000000">?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Was Wall of Force tweaked in errata?

VAE:<font color="#000000">No idea

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...Um, yeah...Ghost?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">WoF is immune to dispel. Lemme check errata, I have it.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Because the version I have says &quot;The wall cannot move, it is immune to damage of all kinds, and it is unaffected by most spells, including dispel magic.&quot; ^^;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">No errata on WoF.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">You need Disintegrate to blow it away.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Immune to dispel stands, barring houserule.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Tathi rolled well enough to know that on her Knowledge (arcana) check. Up to you, Ghost; want to keep it or try something else?

VAE:<font color="#000000">righto, so that fizzled, prob'ly

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Ack. Try something else. -.-;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">-antimagic-, however, would work on it (though it doesn't specifically say)

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">you could just aim through the gap between desk height and floor since I think she said it's along the desk

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Nah. Plan B.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi makes a quick gesture chant, and tosses out a handful of iron and copper pellet, which flash and form into a rolling ball of lightning! Eek!

Tokens dropped onto map 'Yoriver - Mace HQ'Ball Lightning:<font color="#9900FF">BZZZZZZAAAPPP!!! Reflex DC 20 to take half of &#171; &#160;10d6 = 25&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; points of shock damage!

&quot;Lieutenant&quot; Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 9 + 9 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

&quot;Lieutenant&quot; Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">&quot;AGH, OW!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Mordecai's a jolly chap. Squeaky voice and quick to snap Lieutenant he thought he was Got a lightning up his ass &quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Ha ha! Done!

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Leave him alive for questioning,&quot; Roy growls over his melee.

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor is laughing.

Miron has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sigh.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Very well.&quot;

&quot;Lieutenant&quot; Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">&quot;Was and ass don't even rhyme!&quot;

&quot;Lieutenant&quot; Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">&quot;Imbecile!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Imbecile, huh?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;They do on paper, though.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor whispers a brief prayer, grasping the cross on his chest. &quot; Saint Cuthbert, you who watches over his faithful with eternal vigil, protect the body and soul of your humble servant.&quot; He lets go of the cross, and pointing towards his victim with a clenched fist, invokes: Mad dra koyr yv Axacrusis vmy' drny'kr drayn rayrk. (Infernal: Let the pain of Axacrusis flow through their veins.)

Miron:<font color="#000000">DC save 17

&quot;Lieutenant&quot; Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 20 + 8 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">AHAHAHAHA

Liatai:<font color="#000000">X3

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor grows red. &quot;What in the nine hells of Baator is fucking happening here. &quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Did that fucking devil kick the bucket of what?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">(also owl, here you see the problem. In lynx pronounciation it did rhyme. Mainly due to the word in question sounding kinda like &quot;vaz&quot;)

VAE:<font color="#000000">(it still makes for hillarity)

VAE:<font color="#000000">(also, what can I think up in two minutes, huh?)


 * Inquisitor Jared Hanson suddenly shifts, and as Roy growls, makes a move! &#171; &#160;1d20+20 = 6 + 20 = 26&#160;  &#187; versus &#171;  &#160;1d20+20 = 3 + 20 = 23&#160;  &#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor moves in, too.

Inquisitor Jared Hanson:<font color="#000000">&quot;Same mistake as last time.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">And end turn.

Inquisitor Jared Hanson:<font color="#000000">&quot;Too focused on the one in the chair.&quot; &gt;:| The man growls, pinning Roy's hands behind his back. &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 20 + 15 = 35&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; versus &#171;  &#160;1d20+20 = 15 + 20 = 35&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">So...no one specifically answered if the Wall of Force goes -under- the desk, too...

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">I believes ties go to the defender

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">glitch, it can't

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Wall of Force can't intersect objects.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Would Gnogglebolt know this? Doubt it.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">since it's over hte desk. we can slide under

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Ah, okay then. Well. No one said this IC.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Talk to your fellow PCs.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Yeah, that's what I mean.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi, is there any way around this invisible wall?&quot;

Inquisitor Jared Hanson:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d8+6+1d8+6+4 = 7 + 6 + 8 + 6 + 4 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

''<font color="#0000ff">Railock is disconnected. ''

''<font color="#0000ff">Railock is disconnected. ''

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Yeah. Go around it.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...I was hoping for an answer other than that, I can't go around fast enough.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;There's no weaknesses to it? No gaps?&quot;


 * Inquisitor Jared Hanson begins to crush the lieutenant's neck; you can hear the creaking of the gorget on his armor bending.

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;I'm not sure exactly where it is. If you've seen someone go under it, then you can go that way. Otherwise? Magic. Powerful magic.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt snaps his eyes up... &quot;Shankfang! Help the lieutenant!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Ghost, will you please just say it's not possible for the wall to also cover under the desk?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I was gonna do that anyway I don't need you telling me what to do! &gt;:O

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Haste!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">We all know it, Gnogglebolt just doesn't IC, please don't hamstring me. :[

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">No, because that would be metagaming. Tathi never saw the cast, she was down the hell. She doesn't know.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... Down the hell? =3=

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Hall.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahah

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tech, don't whine

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang fires a shot that bounces off the floor, between Row's legs and straight at Jared's nads! &#171; &#160;1d20+19-4+2+3 = 6 + 19 - 4 + 2 + 3 = 26&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6+2+3 = 15 + 2 + 3 = 20&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Force damage, forgoing non-lethal!

VAE:<font color="#000000">I just had a weak-ass target save against a spell twive

VAE:<font color="#000000">*twice

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Also, you don't get your dex bonus to AC! &gt;:D

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Okay, look. Would it be reasonable for Tathi, an experienced wizard, to presume that the man cast the Wall -above- the desk, where, you know, it is actually the most obvious point of attack?


 * VAE still laughing

VAE:<font color="#000000">No.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">And Tathi, as a wizard, knows that WoF can't go through objects?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Don't RP ghost's character, for fuck's sake

Glitch:<font color="#000000">She knows there's a WoF that blocked our attacks, where do you -think- it's gonna be?

''<font color="#0000ff">Railock has connected. ''

VAE:<font color="#000000">Up gnogglebolt's little arese

VAE:<font color="#000000">*arse

Glitch:<font color="#000000">She could at least say &quot;Well, a single wall cannot pass through solid objects...&quot;

Inquisitor Jared Hanson:<font color="#000000">... That kind of strike will penetrate resolve, no matter how steely. (Though I'd prefer not to start the whole 'called shot to the nuts' thing.) :P

Railock:<font color="#000000">ugh storm stopped net for a bit

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Unless she's as much of a hedge wizard as Zairith thinks she is. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahahaa

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Aww.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You know, Glitch, Ghost is right.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Please stop bitching, Techy.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Tathi didn't see anything hit the wall; it could be in front of the desk.

Burmice:<font color="#000000">Of course she's a hedge wizard. She doesn't even know the *basics* of necromancy

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I'm trying to attack here.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And you're taking the GM's attention.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The desk obviously isn't 5 feet wide, it just looks better that way. ^^;


 * VAE bricks his nosey character. There, wait for a few months more.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Go, Shank! That was a hit.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">To the nads? :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It was a hit to a lower region, that's all I'm sayin'. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahha

VAE:<font color="#000000">and force damage

VAE:<font color="#000000">Magi-kick

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Well, with Ghost being right uncooperative, at least this guy's backstory had him hanging around a wizard for awhile and learning closely her capabilities for the purposes of teamwork. &quot;Gnogglebolt, it looked like your little device bounced off the wall -above- the desk, not in front of it...tactical error on his part, Morgan used to use that spell. It can't go through solid objects. Under the desk.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot; Unless he cast it twice....&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Second shot, Shankfang tosses a bullet in the air and catches it in his teeth as he powders Rose, after which he tosses the gun in the air, spits the bullet down the barrel, catches and fires! &#171; &#160;1d20+19-4+2+4+2 = 16 + 19 - 4 + 2 + 4 + 2 = 39&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6+2+4 = 12 + 2 + 4 = 18&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Force damage!

VAE:<font color="#000000">you know

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Again at Jared!

Inquisitor Jared Hanson:<font color="#000000">Another solid hit!

VAE:<font color="#000000">why didn't you do this before, instead of the whinefest?

Vonain (Goldeneye):<b><font color="#000000">because it's weird to talk to myself

</b><font color="#000000"> and from the impressions I get, people don't usually like it anyway.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">So I avoid it as much as possible.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ehh. You aren't talking to yourself.

VAE:<font color="#000000">There's two distinct characters

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's only dumb when it's done wrong

VAE:<font color="#000000">think Tathi and Aelian for a right way to do it

VAE:<font color="#000000">nobody bitches at them, OOC I mean

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Final shot, Shankfang locks the powder horn in Rose's barrel and tosses it into the air! At the apex, he tosses two bullets, one dislodges the horn and the other slips down the barrel. He catches both and fires once more! &#171; &#160;1d20+19-4+2+2+5 = 15 + 19 - 4 + 2 + 2 + 5 = 39&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6+2+5 = 14 + 2 + 5 = 21&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Force damage!

Inquisitor Jared Hanson:<font color="#000000">Three shots, three hits, one dogged inquisitor.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu tink hyu kan hendle it from dere, Roy?&quot; :B


 * Roy Stanford can't exactly speak with a hand crushing his windpipe.


 * &quot;Lieutenant&quot; Mordecai Cyral stumbles back, out of the chair, panting. &quot;You can't defeat me. Even with your backdoor tricks! I won't allow it!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Like anyone gives a fuck about what you allow.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Oh chust try und schtop us!&quot;

&quot;Lieutenant&quot; Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, they will. THEY WILL!&quot;

''<font color="#0000ff">Railock is disconnected. ''

''<font color="#0000ff">Railock is disconnected. ''

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;LOOK ET ALL DE FUCKS HY GIVE!&quot; Shankfang yells, spreading his arms wide.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(and -I- was being nagged about anachronism over the RT's naming convention? -3- )

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(kidding. Well, mostly.)

VAE:<font color="#000000">?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Huh?


 * &quot;Lieutenant&quot; Mordecai Cyral raises both of his hands, electricity crackling between them. &quot;UNLIMITED POWERRRRRR!&quot; CRACK! Lightning shoots downfield -- &#171; &#160;1d20+8+4 = 12 + 8 + 4 = 24&#160;  &#187; SR check!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Anacrhonism where?

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean, what id you mean, tech

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(oh, Arc was giving me shit awhile back saying that the RT's naming was anachronistic, and I told him that Akellon is already full of anachronisms through the players and what they do, which Lia somewhat denied. :B )

VAE:<font color="#000000">?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Like?

VAE:<font color="#000000">and RT?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Radiant Trinity.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Liiiiiike TAKE IT TO IRC.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(sorry!)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Thank you. =3=

&quot;Lieutenant&quot; Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl, roll a Reflex save, DC 20, for half of &#171; &#160;8d6 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; electric damage! Though, granted, you only take half damage anyway, but Tom's likely not happy.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+10+mod = 11 + 10 + 2 = 23&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Ref save!

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;26/4 = 26 / 4 = 6.5&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">:V

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl just sparks a little.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Ow.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Oh how it hurts.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I am injured.&quot;

''<font color="#0000ff">Railock has connected. ''

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Maximum Snape.

Railock:<font color="#000000">damn storm is messing up connection

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Commander --&quot; Hawkin pauses a moment in the doorway, before turning and making an arcane gesture. BAMF.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nomming that

&quot;Lieutenant&quot; Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">&quot;Grr...!!&quot;

&quot;Lieutenant&quot; Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">&quot;None of you are adhering to the script!&quot;


 * Ansramil Hawkin appears behind Cyral in a puff of green-tinged flame.

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;You know. if you don't hand people copies to read, how can they know what to say whent hey get on stage! It made us all think this was an improv show today.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">did he slide under?

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;You are insane. And not even the fun kind of insane, like Tathi.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">or teleport?

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;You're just the rabid dog kind of insane.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hup, let's see...

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">Nope. Dimension Stride Boots.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">....

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;You're lucky Stanford asked you be kept alive.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy vas alvays a bad aktor.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">not stocking up on tanglefoot bags, irrelevnt though they may be at this point, was a terrible idea... -3-

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nobody's acting here. But some people are acting up.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">Meanwhile, elsewhere, an inquisitor flinches, and his hair poofs out.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;To be, or not to be...to strike, or not to strike...aww fuck it, I don't think the audiance is interested enough. cancel the dance routine, I don't think it's needed for the ratings, the dialogue is so canned the audiance is gonna boo us off stage anyway.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">........aw, shit. I don't have -anything- left that's not AoO.

&quot;Lieutenant&quot; Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now you're just making fun of me. Like all the rest.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; Actually, I'm out of tangle-nets, and I don't have anything else that's not a bomb...&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Pass turn. -3-

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You're easy to make fun of.&quot;

&quot;Lieutenant&quot; Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hanson! Tremain! They'll see the commander they're looking for, all right -- take off their heads!&quot;

Inquisitor Hruk Tremain:<font color="#000000">&quot;With pleasure.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu still hef hyu gun.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;You know maybe if you don't like being made fun of, you shouldn't offer such a wonderful target. Or take strength from it and seek out the reaction by making everyone around you laugh.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl narrows his eyes at Cyral.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;You know. Back home, we had a guy like you.&quot;

Inquisitor Hruk Tremain:<font color="#000000">The half-orc makes a clicking sound through his tusks... and the axe he carries bursts into flame. &#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 4 + 18 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+6+2+1d6 = 5 + 6 + 2 + 4 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; CHOP at Gamal!

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Always got mad at people pointing out flaws in his form or logic, called it making fun of him.&quot;

Inquisitor Hruk Tremain:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 19 + 13 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Chop number two! &#171; &#160;1d8+6+2+1d6 = 5 + 6 + 2 + 1 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;The Monsters broke him of that habit by having us laugh at him constantly anytime he was in the room for five years.&quot;

Inquisitor Hruk Tremain:<font color="#000000">Crit threat, oh dear. &#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 8 + 13 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Not one word spoken to him. Just laughing.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Remember

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Just something to consider.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dat's a nize choppa hyu got dere.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">+2 AC bonus

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron's recitation

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">one hit, no crits

Vonain (Goldeneye) has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">good thing I chose him for dodge

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;But hyu need a Shoota to go vit it.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Gamal's looking to be in a bad spot, and is in melee with the orc...well. Let's hope he's as slow on his feet as he looks.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain holds out his hand, collecting a great deal in his cupped palm, before it explodes outward in a huge wave! (which stops immediately at the Wall)

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Orcman, make a DC 20 reflex save

Inquisitor Hruk Tremain:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6+2 = 7 + 6 + 2 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Inquisitor Hruk Tremain:<font color="#000000">Nope!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;5d6 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; eldritch damage

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">End turn

Inquisitor Hruk Tremain:<font color="#000000">BLAST! Well, that started the bleeding nicely.

Edaric has received initiative.Edaric:<font color="#000000">Perhaps a bit late, Ed starts the music. &#171; &#160;1d20+20 = 10 + 20 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Perform check... Inspire Courage! Everybody gets +3 on attack rolls, weapon damage, and saves versus fear!

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">another DC 40 tumble check to move 10 feet as a 5 foot step, and dc 15 tumble to pass the orc safely. lets set you up for some flanking if anyones interested. he sumersaults up and over the orc to land to his side.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">then full out attack

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">does mirons +2 attack stack with eds +3?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">^ That.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Depends. Hey, Miron, what kind of bonus is Recitation?

VAE:<font color="#000000">it should

Edaric:<font color="#000000">If it's morale, it doesn't stack.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Luck bonus, I think, lemme check

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

VAE:<font color="#000000">luck bonus

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Then it stacks! :3

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( Also. Hate to pressure you, Lia. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( But desk penalty/damage? ))

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">lets slice and dice then

Liatai:<font color="#000000">-4, 2d8+(1.5*Str)

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 16 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+18+AMod = 16 + 18 + 5 = 39&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+6+DMod = Dam = (7 + 6 + 3) = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) Crit Threat! (Confirmation Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+18+AMod = 13 + 18 + 5 = 36&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Crit Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam +1d6+6+DMod = 16 + 5 + 6 + 3 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 13 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+21+AMod = 13 + 21 + 5 = 39&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 1d6+8+DMod = Dam = (5 + 8 + 3) = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&gt;:3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Actually, 2d6+(1.5*Str)

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">:C

Liatai:<font color="#000000">If.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Oh well.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">thats..wrong ones

Liatai:<font color="#000000">IF.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You can lift it.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">ignore those I'm sorry

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 19 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+18+AMod = 19 + 18 + 5 = 42&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+6+DMod = Dam = (11 + 6 + 3) = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) Crit Threat! (Confirmation Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+18+AMod = 17 + 18 + 5 = 40&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Crit Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam +1d6+6+DMod = 20 + 3 + 6 + 3 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Consider them ignored. :3

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 5 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+18+AMod = 5 + 18 + 5 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+4+DMod = Dam = (3 + 4 + 3) = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 8 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+13+AMod = 8 + 13 + 5 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+6+DMod = Dam = (11 + 6 + 3) = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 9 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+13+AMod = 9 + 13 + 5 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+4+DMod = Dam = (7 + 4 + 3) = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 7 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+8+AMod = 7 + 8 + 5 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+6+DMod = Dam = (7 + 6 + 3) = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Light load 173, Med Load 345.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Either of those work?

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">if there are any extra strikes past what downed him. He will strike at desk level to see if theres a wall that goes down to desk level

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep. :3

Inquisitor Hruk Tremain:<font color="#000000">He's too good with that shield to be downed by those blows, though he's holding that shield arm at an odd angle now.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">dodge on him, done

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+20 = 13 + 20 = 33&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; versus &#171;  &#160;1d20+28 = 5 + 28 = 33&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;...

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( STALEMATE. ))

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 5 + 15 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; versus &#171;  &#160;1d20+28 = 17 + 28 = 45&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;... Roy manages to gasp in a breath, but hasn't broken the hold yet.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 15 + 10 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; versus &#171;  &#160;1d20+28 = 4 + 28 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;...

Swallowtail has received initiative.Glitch:<font color="#000000">hm...

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">...is this smart?

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Moving here?

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">I don't want to get Swallowtail killed because I don't know what she -should- be doing. -3-

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">A bit worried about that crow, or Mordecai deciding she's a squishy target...

VAE:<font color="#000000">Mordecai

VAE:<font color="#000000">Non-issue

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">(you know I should probably stop playing her, really. &gt;.&gt; )

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron's coming after him next turn, if he's still there

VAE:<font color="#000000">(if he doesn't get desk-whacked before)

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">So...

Glitch:<font color="#000000">yeah, not one of my better ideas, taking Swallowtail. ^^;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Those Grapple rolls.


 * Inquisitor Jared Hanson continues crushing the gorget in one hand, despite his injuries. If the DM could use props, imagine the sound made when a soda can is crushed.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Who's who?


 * Swallowtail steals into the room, noticing the raven. &quot;... This bird. What is it?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Shank. the idiot behind the desk is a decoy. and I've got this one. get that guy off the commander!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vy is eferyone tellink me to do vat Hy already em?&quot; &gt;:|


 * Swallowtail ignores it, stealing into position behind a plant.

Sszeyl has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">sorry I didn't get to see who you were attacking cause of dc's

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">and thought you'd be going after the guy behind the desk if you could cause it's so...shankfang

GM:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl?

GM:<font color="#000000">Desk time.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I can't anyway, he has an invulni-shield. &gt;:|

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Freaking magic.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&gt;:3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(try shooting a leg under the desk, maybe? But Roy needs more help first, as you already know. :B )

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl steps forward, putting a hand on the desk.

VAE:<font color="#000000">if Cyrals's down

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;You won't just surrender?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Erp.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron's gonna inflict Hanson

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Roll Reflex.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">AHAHHA

VAE:<font color="#000000">WAT

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You just walked into a freaking ball of lightning. ^^;;;;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+10+mod = 20 + 10 + 0 = 30&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Ref save!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">WELP.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Carry on. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Like a God.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hahah

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">he absorbs the lightning and combines it with the desk

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">go go lightning desk attack!

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Lightning just dances around him.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">or use the desk as a baseball bat and the lightning ball is your ball

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Very well.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Bast. If I was in Cyral's place. . . this'd be the point I'd lose it.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl's hand clamps down on the desk, leaving deep holes as fingers dig in.

&quot;Lieutenant&quot; Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">That's implying he ever had it to begin with. *brick'd*

VAE:<font color="#000000">There's this fucking drow, and he just walks into a lightning, and nothing happens to him. The same friggin' lightning that almost took medown

VAE:<font color="#000000">No, I mean, completely freak out and panic.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">it'd be better if he went law devotion on him

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( Let's see. +7 from buffs, -4 from desk. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( +12 damage... ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">This is almost as good as law devotion.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+12+3 = 15 + 12 + 3 = 30&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Desk swing at Cyral. &#171; &#160;2d6+12 = 9 + 12 = 21&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Wooden damage.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">picture this. he walks into the lightrning..unhamred..and activates law devotion. he seews the lightning that almost killed him merge with his enemy and bring about a creature of pure law

&quot;Lieutenant&quot; Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">&quot;Spell resistance, spell resistance ruins --&quot; WHONGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

&quot;Lieutenant&quot; Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">.....

&quot;Lieutenant&quot; Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">HOW THE FLIP IS HE STILL CONSCIOUS?! XD

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Because he's awesome


 * Liatai can't believe it, but the numbers don't lie. XD

Glitch:<font color="#000000">hopped up on PCP?

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">do you have a second attack sszeyel?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh yes.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Yep.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Lethal or non?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hellpower. It's better than cocaine

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Non.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Second attack. :U

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Can't use it; picking up the desk is a move action.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">^

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ehh. Miron will finish him off

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Done. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">He can even move to there. Unless, you know

VAE:<font color="#000000">It fails hillariously again

Aelian has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Ghost!

VAE:<font color="#000000">In which case I'll laugh my arse off

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl just struck a man with a several hundred pound desk.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">And this is normal.

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;..... Good lord.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Did he knock out the wall of force too?

&quot;Lieutenant&quot; Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">&quot; Owwwwww. &quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Szeyel ...are you getting tired? I'd of thought that'd finish him off? Or are you going light on him to drag it out?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;His pain tolerance is higher than expected.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;His arm is broken in twenty-seven places though.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No, wall of force is still there.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;That's always fun.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Hrm. Has Aelian seen enough to notice the weakpoints in the wall?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Likely, yes, since he just saw Sszeyl pull the desk out from under it.

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Ah ha, so he cast it over the desk!&quot; He says.. and takes aim under the wall at Tremain.

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Aelian quickly fires off a trio of arrows at Hruk Tremain in the span of a heartbeat, and at point blank range to boot! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-6+1 = 6 + 15 - 6 + 1 = 16&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 6 + 4 = 10&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187;, &#171;  &#160;1d20+15-6+1 = 5 + 15 - 6 + 1 = 15&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 2 + 4 = 6&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+10-6+1 = 1 + 10 - 6 + 1 = 6&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 8 + 4 = 12&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; damage! All nonlethal, as all he can hit is his legs.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Why are you goign after the weakling?! help the commander!&quot;

Tavia:<font color="#9900FF">Tavia is guarding.

Inquisitor Hruk Tremain:<font color="#000000">He could hit all of him, if he could hit him. All of the arrows bounce off his armor and shield, though.

Tathi has received initiative.Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Do you not see the ball of lightning!?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;He will soon..&quot; Tathi mutters, and moves the lightning ball.

Ball Lightning:<font color="#9900FF">BZZZZZZAAAPPP!!! Reflex DC 20 to take half of &#171; &#160;10d6 = 38&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; points of shock damage!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Bast, that's a nice 10d6

&quot;Lieutenant&quot; Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 4 + 9 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Reflex --

&quot;Lieutenant&quot; Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">Yyyyyep down he goes.

&quot;Lieutenant&quot; Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">HARD.

&quot;Lieutenant&quot; Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">...... very hard.

Miron:''<font color="#000000">Oh fuck. I wanted to punch his stupid mug. I guess I'll have to wait for the interrogation ''

VAE:<font color="#000000">. . . Sszeyl did unlethal, right? Right?

Miron has received initiative.Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl did.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Okay, question.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The ball of lightning didn't, and didn't the first time it hit, either.

VAE:<font color="#000000">If Hanson and commander are fighting

VAE:<font color="#000000">As in, on each other, does it provoke casting AoO on Miron?

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Wall dissipates after caster passes out, right?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I don't think it does, Miron.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Beacuse if not, I can always just swing this thing under it.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Lia, I meant, &quot;Tathi didn't just kill him outright&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It lasts for a certain number of rounds, Meany.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And. . . shouldn't Cyral be marked red?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Regardless

&quot;Lieutenant&quot; Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">Hard to say. He does not look good.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Oh hells.&quot; Tathi says, followed by a muttered curse.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Well.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;He's dead.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Did you hit him too hard? we needed to interrogate him! on a stage. with an audiance laughing at him and a big prop in the back saying script, and keep asking him why he couldn't follow the script and win!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Get the fuck off the Lieutenant, NOW!&quot; Converting level 4 slot to Inflict Critical Wounds and &#171; &#160;1d20+6+3 = 1 + 6 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; of Force Palm on Hanson. For &#171; &#160;4d8+11 = 16 + 11 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; if it hits.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nope

VAE:<font color="#000000">oh Bast

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh dear. XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">Universe took a shit on Miron

VAE:<font color="#000000">I hope he didn't touch Stanford

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Chust leaf him to me.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy kan handle de redhead.&quot;


 * Inquisitor Jared Hanson ignores the little inquisitor, maintaining the pin. &#171; &#160;1d20+21 = 9 + 21 = 30&#160;  &#187; versus &#171;  &#160;1d20+20 = 14 + 20 = 34&#160;  &#187; &quot;....&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">think it's jsut a miss

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Ed, do you think you can save him for questioning?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor topples right over the pair.

Inquisitor Jared Hanson:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+16 = 13 + 16 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; versus &#171;  &#160;1d20+20 = 18 + 20 = 38&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; ...

Inquisitor Jared Hanson:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 5 + 11 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; versus &#171;  &#160;1d20+20 = 8 + 20 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; ...

Miron:''<font color="#000000">What the fuck is happening. Was Igor right? Am I really getting senile? ''

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">How are they positioned?

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Is hanson's back to me?

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">they are rolling around on the floor together

Miron:''<font color="#000000">This .. . It makes no sense. ''


 * Roy Stanford takes advantage of Miron's distraction, and wrestles a hand free of the inquisitor's grasp! The hand on his neck is removed, though they're still locked in a grapple.

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">For know. &gt;:3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Oi, redhead!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hef sum DAKKA!&quot; &gt;:D

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can't even see anything --&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang tosses a bullet into the air as he fills Rose's barrel with powder. As the bullet comes down, he pulls the powder horn from Rose and points it straight up in the air. The bullet falls neatly into the barrel, and Shankfang levels and fires! Hasted, BTW. &#171; &#160;1d20+19-4+2+2+3+5 = 2 + 19 - 4 + 2 + 2 + 3 + 5 = 29&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6+2+3+5 = 10 + 2 + 3 + 5 = 20&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Force damage!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hit!

Miron:''<font color="#000000">Hardy was older than me, in human terms, and working. .. But then, I never seen him screw up this hard. did I? ''

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Here comes another!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">ack

Glitch:<font color="#000000">afk

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Jeff is here, and I'm the only one home aside from parents. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Second shot, Shankfang powders Rose and tosses her up in the air! As the gun spins and falls, he throws a bullet straight down the barrel, then catches it on his finger, spins and fires! &#171; &#160;1d20+19-4+2+2+3+6 = 15 + 19 - 4 + 2 + 2 + 3 + 6 = 43&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6+2+3+6 = 19 + 2 + 3 + 6 = 30&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Force damage!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Er, I mean Kaze

VAE:<font color="#000000">We need a new word

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hi Kaze!

VAE:<font color="#000000">for the opposite of epic x3 For fails like here

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Is he still up, or have the 5 bullet wounds taken him down yet?

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">cipe


 * Inquisitor Jared Hanson stays upright, hands locked against the lieutenant's. .... .... .... And then.

VAE:<font color="#000000">thought of that one

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">or. it's a Miron!

VAE:<font color="#000000">sounds kinda meh

Inquisitor Jared Hanson:<font color="#000000">He slowly. Slowly. Falls forward.

VAE:<font color="#000000">AHAHAHA

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And still one shot left.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">he's the first to fail this hard, so it's named after him

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Lieutenant Stanford, I....&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;SHOOTA BEATS CHOPPA!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Actually, Behter did roll two ones yesterday.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">The shipping need not commence. *brick'd*

VAE:<font color="#000000">but yeah. Not three turns in a row

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">It's no use, sir. Shippers know no boundaries.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">add on your lack of casting success though?

VAE:<font color="#000000">that, yes

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Final shot, the half-orc pours powder into Rose's barrel as he...plays hacky-sack with a bullet? He pulls the powder horn away, kicks the bullet up and into the barrel, then aims and fires! &#171; &#160;1d20+19-4+2+2+3+7 = 13 + 19 - 4 + 2 + 2 + 3 + 7 = 42&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6+2+3+7 = 6 + 2 + 3 + 7 = 18&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Force damage!

Inquisitor Hruk Tremain:<font color="#000000">This one doesn't fall as slowly. While the other inquisitor fell like a wind-up toy winding down, this one just fell forward like a sack of flour. WHUMP.

Gamal-Junayd : <font color="#000000">&quot;Kill stealing half orc...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck, dismiss that lighting, NOW&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Combat is now over! Let's get going into noms, as it's getting late.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Sszeyl for &quot;DESK!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor runs towards Cyral.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Miron for &quot;ALL THE FAILS!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">Miron for am I going senile?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nomming. ..

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">tathi for oh fuck I killed him

VAE:<font color="#000000">Cyral for &quot;No, go away, bad drow&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">^

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tathi for OH FUCK I KILLED HIM


 * Ansramil Hawkin kneels, trying to wrap up the wounds as best he can. &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 12 + 7 = 19&#160;  &#187; &quot;Still breathing -- but only just. Hurry.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Cyral for &quot;You're a pathetic inquisitor, and your verses don't even rhyme properly.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Cyral for &quot;UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAH!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl for A GOD AM I

VAE:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl for I'm back and I dislike it

VAE:<font color="#000000">seriously

VAE:<font color="#000000">Lyudmila channeling was epic

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Imagine if you will.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Igor (since he was under liacontrol) &quot;You're getting senile, teacher.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Typical teenagers asked to watch their grandma's house while she was away.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi dismisses the lightning with a wave of her hand.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">And her coming back in the middle of a wild party.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;SHE'S GOT A GUN&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;He's not dead?&quot; She asks curiously.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Lessee.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lucky for you, no.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Stanford for &quot;South. &gt;:|&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

VAE:<font color="#000000">oh

&quot;Lieutenant&quot; Mordecai Cyral:<font color="#000000">Fffffff stupid backstage door.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Hawkin for being literal centimeters from months in an ICU.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And Nomming Tathi for useless informatin

VAE:<font color="#000000">*information

VAE:<font color="#000000">(gnogglebolt and her)

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">You become used to such things with time.

VAE:<font color="#000000">x3

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Trying to make me metagame. Hrmph.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Keeping in character, realistically, despite that sort of whine is worth a nom

VAE:<font color="#000000">Precisely.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I did do heavy damage to his skeleton though.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">you successfully defended and deserve a reward

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Best not to move him until a cleric can fix him up.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can, if you want to.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;get ed in here, he's just as good.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just watch him over.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Well thanks. I just consider it good roleplaying.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d8+5 = 3 + 5 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Cure Light wounds, with other hand.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Since that would bring him to 0, let's save that until next session. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">K

VAE:<font color="#000000">just record that it happened.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oh!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Gamal for Leroy Jenkins fail.

VAE:<font color="#000000">haha yes

VAE:<font color="#000000">LEERO*THWACK*

VAE:<font color="#000000">FUcking door!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I thought you meant the bezekira downstairs. ^^;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">either one.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Both.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">oh shit

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">I leeroy failed twice

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Nomming Miron for all his peer/teacher dilemia. :3

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Nomming Gamal and Miron for begrunging thanks. &quot;I HATE YOU SLIGHTLY LESS&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">thanks for hating me less than a demon

Miron:<font color="#000000">devil

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">ass

Miron:<font color="#000000">Though, I do hate demons even more

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">tathi for thinking she's hated more than a devil by miron

Miron:<font color="#000000">Not quiite. Don't mention Altonor

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Nothing for me? I thought *knock knock* &quot;HOUSEKEEPING&quot; was pretty good... &gt;:

VAE:<font color="#000000">It was

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nomming that, while we're at it

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">I'm sorry, dude.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">I must've missed that. Sorry.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I didn't miss it. . i just didn't recall.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Shankfang for Kill Stealing.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And &quot;LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I GIVE!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">and there was a lot more awesome

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Shankfang for &quot;ROOM SERVICE.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">oh Bast

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">yeah. the internet dying caused my entire comp nto blue screen when In was trying to fix it so lost first half's log

VAE:<font color="#000000">the argument we had with Techy over that

RAM:<font color="#990000">ePIC.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Silly, but epic.

VAE:<font color="#000000">bast, when game ends properly, imma gonna shower

VAE:<font color="#000000">and hope my fucking back stops paining

RAM:<font color="#990000">I might, too.

GM:<font color="#000000">Last call!

VAE:<font color="#000000">OHH

RAM:<font color="#990000">I've worked the last 12 days, I'm going to enjoy the fuck outta this weekend.

VAE:<font color="#000000">the archivist who doesn't give up

VAE:<font color="#000000">That was awesome

RAM:<font color="#990000">Oh yeah!

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;GET BACK HERE AND FIGHT YOU YELLOW-BELLIED BASTARD!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">he's that NONE SHALL PASS Black knight

RAM:<font color="#990000">*wiggle squirm* &quot;I'll get you eventually!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">seriously, the smoothest way to get in a Monty Python reference ever.

RAM:<font color="#990000">&quot;Right, I'll do you for that!&quot;

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">... I thought throwing Inquisitor Moore might be worth something, or making sure my frail friend didn't crack his skull open when he fell, but I suppose not. {:3c *nyo~ron* *brick'd*

VAE:<font color="#000000">There's fierce competition

Archivist Francis Greybourn:<font color="#000000">I'LL FIREBALL YOUR LEGS OFF *inch inch inch*

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">SO ABOUT DEM TOKEN PACKS.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Bitch please I'm the fireball here.

Lyle Petersen:<font color="#000000">... I sense a great disturbance in the books.

Lyle Petersen:<font color="#000000">As though someone dared to think of using a Fireball spell anywhere near the archives. *w*

Miron:<font color="#000000">See what I told you?

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Oh? You mean those archives? Right there? On the other side of this wall of fire?

Miron:<font color="#000000">She's insane and dangerous


 * Tathi runs.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Useful on occassion

Miron:<font color="#000000">But insane and dangerous

Miron:<font color="#000000">Like one of your demons

Miron:<font color="#000000">Just. . . on a much longer leash

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Guess who's book just got explosive runes in it?

Miron:<font color="#000000">Not mine. I sleep on it.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Yup. Sleep spell has never been so useful.

GM:<font color="#000000">Last call!

Miron:<font color="#000000">Without my book, I am nothing.. cue in the whole shtick x3

RAM:<font color="#990000">Umm...

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">THIS IS MY SPELL BOOK. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT. BUT THIS ONE IS MINE.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Weaselhunting, maybe?

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">...liatai for running best game in the channel?


 * Gamal-Junayd runs

VAE:<font color="#000000">*nod*

RAM:<font color="#990000">That's a given, Rail.

VAE:<font color="#000000">That'd be a nom well deserved, though a little empty.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Gnoggle and Vonian didn't do anything outside of rolls worth nomming.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Sorry Glitcher.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Oooo, is it make the DM blush time?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Though, Skylands is slowly picking up

VAE:<font color="#000000">Last session was like OOTS crossbred with Nethack

RAM:<font color="#990000">:B

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Ya know her biggest strength is her characters? You could drop combat out of akellon entirely, and run it on characters alone.

VAE:<font color="#000000">*nod*

RAM:<font color="#990000">Troof.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Akellon's an anime

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">How do you know about nethack? XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">I have been saying it for ages

RAM:<font color="#990000">Pretty much everything she does is awesome, really.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ghost, I played nethack in highschool quite a bit

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'm a Linux nerd. It's a given

GM:<font color="#000000">Tathi - 100 XP - Haha -- oh no did I just kill him. 100 XP - Realistic Reporting. Sszeyl - 100 XP - A GOD AM I. 100 XP - DESK'D. 100 XP - What has become of the Yoriver Mace these days...? Gamal - 100 XP - LEEROOOOOOOOY -- 100 XP - I HATE YOU SLIGHLY LESS THAN FIENDS. Miron - 100 XP - Poetic taunting. 100 XP - Hello, teacher. 100 XP - I HATE YOU SLIGHTLY LESS THAN FIENDS TOO. Shankfang - 100 XP - Kickin' in doors. 100 XP - Bouncing bullets off the Leaden Mace lieutenant. You're lucky he had a mission to focus on. XP Gnogglebolt - 100 XP - For instigating the archivist inchworm. Stanford - 100 XP - &quot;I'm unstoppable!&quot; &quot;Use the back door.&quot; &quot;Oh shit.&quot; Cyral?! - 100 XP - No! Down! Bad drow! No biscuit!

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">I think she should try a storyteller system for her next game. somethign that can be run on pure social

VAE:<font color="#000000">In fact, I found about the first online webcomic I followed, UserFriendly, through nethack

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">you wanker. XP

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Oh, thought of a better analogy for Ludmilla's sentiments.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Allrighty. Saving campaign..

VAE:<font color="#000000">X3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Wanker yourself.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Saved! Got yer log, Liatai?

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Imagine if Quain'tana left the Sarghress main compound to Syphile for a few years.

VAE:<font color="#000000">.. .pfft

VAE:<font color="#000000">wow

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahah

VAE:<font color="#000000">Bast

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahah

RAM:<font color="#990000">We getting combat Expz now, or later? :.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">And came back to find it all...soft, and cozy, and WHAT THE BLOOD SOAKED HELL IS THIS SHIT.

VAE:<font color="#000000">That said, I don't dislike Syphile per se, except for the bit where she whacked that cat on the wall. x3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Later. Saved. :3

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">I pity her.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Allrighty. Bringing it down.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Mkay.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">So very much.


 * VAE knows no pity

Tokens dropped onto map 'Yoriver - Mace HQ'* Esaleth licks Sszeyl's ear.

''<font color="#0000ff">Ghostwish is disconnected. ''

'' You have disconnected. ''