Session 106

VAE has connected.

Meany has connected.

Meany:Testing.

Meany:&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 10 + 1 = 11&#160; &#187;

Liatai:Yo.

Meany:Good, you didn't impose t: mode. ;v

VAE:t: mode?

Meany:It cuts out the blue parts of the roll, showing only the result.

Meany:Except on hovering with the mouse.

Meany:17

Glitch has connected.

Meany:YoGlitcher.

Dr. Hatari has connected.

VAE:well

VAE:with the scripts it'd be less annoying

Glitch:<font color="#000000">May be popping in and out intermittently every now and then, at least for another hour or so.

You whisper to Glitch: Drat it, and I just remembered this session was also going to be the one where Gnogglebolt got the Hooded Lanterns explained to him. Ah well, I can exposit with others.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I don't know the timeframe of going to old house, so I may or may not be around...

Glitch whispers: wait, what?!? You surely don't mean they're going to finish with the prison before today's session ends, do you? D: You whisper to Glitch: There are only two more battles. ^^;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/11/13/xDrtji-X_0Wv81xPPPmdsQ2.png

Glitch whispers: well, that might be enough. But you can't squeeze in a third fodder-battle, just to be sure? &gt;.&gt;

You whisper to Glitch: No, I can't. ^^;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Ghost and Railock aren't responding...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Just for lulz, temporarily setting the allied NPCs' tokens to all-player ownership, in case people want to glance them over before they get put up for grabs. Where -is- Ghostwish? &gt;:.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Texas has fallen to the wolverines.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Russia makes its move.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl at the back or the front?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I can't tell.

* Liatai just felt a *whump* against her leg. Looked down, and Cocoa had flopped over onto it for a nap. D'awws commenced. :3

<font color="#0000ff">Railock has connected.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Yo.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Front. Whoever was botting him last time set him up to listen at the door.

* Glitch pops in. &quot;I was. Had Sszeyl take 20.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Should be getting a response on that when game starts. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(didn't know Sszeyl's listen mod thought, just knew he had a high wis)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Also, I'm going to need to hop out around 4:30-5:30 to take care of spaniels... but this is the last day I need to do so. :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">brb

VAE:<font color="#000000">kewl

Liatai:<font color="#000000">...... d'awwwwww Cocoa's curled up into a warm puddle of snoring black fluff. {:3 *melt*

VAE:<font color="#000000">how long from now that is?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Railock, any word from Ghost?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">2-3 hours, VAE.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 20 + 7 = 27&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Listen check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">For ref.

Railock:<font color="#000000">trying to contact him

* Dr. Hatari can has lasagna.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Also, as long as I'm editing

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">VAE: http://www.thetangledweb.net/forums/profiler/view_char.php?cid=56778

* Dr. Hatari switches mithral tornado out with sudden leap. Was never gonna use that anyways.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">So Hatari... how do you think Tomi would do against a bezekira? :3c

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Depends. But specifically much worse than any other opponent in Yoriver.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'm trying to gauge how beat-up to make the loud prison team. They don't really have a dedicated healer; sure they have an Olidamarran, but he's not going to be on the front lines if he can help it.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Because they have pounce and invisibility by default.

Railock:<font color="#000000">ghost is not answering his phone

VAE:<font color="#000000">hee

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tomi is badass

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... now I'm getting a mite worried. &gt;.&gt;;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And her only real defense against something that can engage with 4 swings at any distance is HP ocean/Stone Power.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Same.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">But then, he's Texan.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">He'll probably just show up laden with corpses.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Which is admittedly still better than an average person has against them. But it's far from 'oh yeah she would shrug them off'. Two of them could probably kill her.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Alone, anyways.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Oh, that reminds me.

* Meany burrows into plotting.

Railock:<font color="#000000">he responded with &quot;Chl!!!!&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... d'aww is it bad that I kind of feel honored Cocoa's snuggling? She usually never snuggles. {:3

Railock:<font color="#000000">probably concealed handgun liscence I think

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Any ETA on when he's going to be here?

Railock:<font color="#000000">no

GM:<font color="#000000">Well, let's start knocking out some character questions in the meantime.

GM:<font color="#000000">This may be a little silly, but it's something I was thinking about in the car this morning for some of the NPCs. Let's assume your characters could listen to the radio. Are there any genres of music they'd like more than others? Would they prefer FM or AM radio -- more music, or more talking?

GM:<font color="#000000">Alternatively, are there any types of music you listen to to get in-character? What fires up your character's muse? (I may just be fishing for new music &gt;.&gt; *BRICK'D* )

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;:o

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Smooth jazz.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">More music.. let's see.. genre..

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">For the first question, anyway.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">The Soundtrack for Carmen to the second.

VAE:<font color="#000000">OOC.. Uncertain weather by genesis is a song that fits Miron like a glove.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">........ Tom!muse is specifically not music savvy. He's the type of person that could appreciate any piece that was made with objective quality.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The player is extremely amused by the thought of Tom nodding along to actually good Rap.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Thomas watches Epic Rap Battles of History.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Definitely FM radio for this guy. Satellite, even better. The less commercials and more music, the better. Things with a folksy feel tend to fire up the ol' Edaric muse, or acoustic rock... generally the more easygoing, the better. Blues Traveller seems to have a lot of songs Edmuse likes... but none of them fit him. It's kind of funny. :B

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">The world spasms.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">AM radio. Swallowtail would be the sort to listen to the news and public radio, maybe the classical stations if she felt particularly musical. I have some old &quot;meditation&quot; CDs with calm, floaty instrumentals that work well for Swallowtail-muse... but she's notoriously hard for me to pick theme songs for. &gt;:d Just not a musical muse, I suppose.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I don't really have any true themes for the Lazarus twins. Although I do often play my Gurren Lagann track when I'm playing Tomi for muse fostering. Because 'light your soul on fire - FUCK EVERYTHING UP!' is about as Tomi!muse as it gets. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAlztMvvNkk&amp;feature=BFa&amp;list=PLA8516B5E08EE87CA

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Music and word by wire? I don't know.. a patrolman has to keep alert, and only relying on your eyes would get you a wooden suit faster than a Rescan fleeces a Lorellan. But.. I could see a good thing with radio on the mornings when it's all just reports. Probably some good music, jokes, or one of those shows to do with interesting places and history.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">...

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Oh god.

VAE:<font color="#000000">wat?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">If Miron is alive.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">When Gnogglebolt invents radio.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">80's rock. Full stop. |D Altonor I could see as someone who sings along with the radio, no matter how well or poorly, rocking out in the car, playing air guitar, that kind of thing.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Then on several occasions for Tom minis, I've let Stardust Memory play out for mood. It's just a good peaceful/thoughtful/niceguy/SUPERGAY *bricked* sound for the mood of helping people out.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_P0zfHMmZ0&amp;feature=BFa&amp;list=PLDoXqOHFCAzqOw0QI4fxOgszRV_H2a2_h

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">And the War of the World's event happens.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;The Aliens are attacking, ladies and gentlemen.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ahahhahahahahahaa

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Castleton no longer exists.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">AHAHAHAHAHA

Railock:<font color="#000000">ghost wants you to have your phone so he can annoy you lia. also he wont be back till around 7 central

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sheesh.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Phone's out of juice. :B Ah well, good to know.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Good thing we checked.

Viceth:<font color="#000000">... oddly enough? This guy's been ridiculously hard to find inspiration music for... until the local radio station started playing Christmas music. Apparently Viceth!muse likes Kenny G. What. |D;;;

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;How does your character feel when he visits someone in the hospital (or other major medical facility)?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'm... hospital staff... |D;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Elevator music.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes. Apparently that's Viceth's genre. Altonor: &quot;Seriously who likes this stuff, it's a total... snorefest... .... Vi?! O_o ... That's it we need to get you out of the underground and introduce you to good music. &gt;:\&quot; Viceth: &quot;... but this is good music. &gt;.&gt;&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">... Actually.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Now that I look at it, you've gotta grapple someone during your pounce to get the free rakes.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tomi would probably not be at that much of a disadvantage against Bezekira. |.c

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Don't even ask. Medical visits mean one of us bought it hard enough that a few spells can't put them in order.. We lost a few good folks, Mace officers like no other that way, days later, though most do get better, at least. I do tend to bring a bottle of something strong to whoever's having their arse stuck in the bedsheets, at least a bit of happiness I guess. And .. of course I'm a little glad I'm not the one there, that goes without saying. Being sick or injured... I'd rather fight a gaggle of devils than lie there knowing everyone else has to deal on their own.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;Your character witnesses a terrible crime being committed, and he sees the perpetrator's face. He also knows that the perpetrator has friends in high places. What does he do?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Persue 'JUSTICE! &gt;:O'

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Gather information. Make a plan. Bring them down.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wrack the swine, then drag him to our branch office. No matter who your cronies are, law has to be obeyed.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">.... This sounds like an adventure hook. &gt;:d

* Edaric is brick'd!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Pursue.

GM:<font color="#000000">... Meany, Railock, you here?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">=w=;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">.... d'awwww I just tried to move and Cocoa reached out and hugged my ankle in her sleep. I think I'm stuck. ^^;

Railock:<font color="#000000">will be soon. playing game with a friend didn't think it'd take this long. so reading but only half attention

GM:<font color="#000000">I suppose we can knock out a few more questions...

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;Can they navigate their own local area without getting lost? To what degree? (For example, if they live in Paris, could they take you anywhere there without asking for directions?)&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">My friends at the temple made fun of me for getting lost just inside that.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">..I've lived at the temple of light for ten years.. ^^;;;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Asking for directions is part of the fun! As is getting lost, as long as it's not too lost. ... then again, I'm one of those who pays homage to Fharlanghn. |D; I know Castleton and Oakridge pretty well, but I'm definitely not shy about asking for directions. You never know what kind of folks you'll meet that way. :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">But the rubber band is on the other claw now! I've been power-leveled by intense strife and demon hunting! LOCATE OBJECT! HELPING HAND!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Never again! \o/

* Thomas Lazarus is bricked.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">I learn quickly. Knowing one's surroundings well can make the difference between a safe getaway and capture.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Back from unannounced afk.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Had to help great grandma down stairs.

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do they know how to eat a pomegranate?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">First question: I bring the issue to -my- friends in high places.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Yes. It is actually very calming. A good way to slow down and meditate a bit while having a snack. :3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Of course I can find my arse where I live.A good officer knows his town better than his shoes.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Second question: Yes, exellently.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I have nothing but time to memorize my general area.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">A what? That's.. those red fruit.. things.. right? ^^;

* Edaric enters looking like he's covered in blood. &quot;... I tried. |3c;;;; &quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Third question: What is a pomegranate?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And pomegranate.. is that the thing I seen in Castleton once, full of seeds with no actual meat to it?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The best way to eat it is to find a dummy and trade it to him for an apple.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">*MGS Alert.sfx* D| !

* Thomas Lazarus checks Ed for wounds. =3= *bricked*

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">Not my taste, but the jewels make nice garnishes for drinks and such, so I know how to open one. A Kaduan trader showed me how. I'll usually spring for an orange over a pomegranite any day if we're talking tropical fruit.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Just juice, Tom. |D;; *brick'd*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That gives me an idea for an awesome prank.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Give Flint pomegranite during patrol break for a snack.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">RELEASE CADAMON.

* Dr. Hatari is bricked.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">... Speaking of tropical fruit. Anyone here ever tried any Kaduan/tropical food? What's it like? I've only had that pineapple that was at Max's place. And chocolate, a few times. :.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Define tropical. I wonder if anyone else here knows how to eat breadfruit.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Bread... fruit? :.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I've had breadmushroom before.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Does that count?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We got some pretty nice things back at home, off the river. Then again, stocking the pantry with nice imports was hardly a problem at the estate. I got used to much more humble tastes as a templar. I don't mind at all. Although I do kind of miss the candy.. :9

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I drank coffee once. I prefer ale.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Reminds me.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I need to start making dragonbeard candy more.

Modifying the fog-of-war manually without a server running affects only the global exposed area (i.e. the entire map), even if one or more tokens are selected. If you want your changes to apply to individual tokens, start a MapTool server with Individual Fog enabled (you can leave the Alias field empty to make an anonymous server, if you wish). This warning will not appear again for this campaign.

* Dr. Hatari enjoys how, as the character with the wealthiest family, Thomas is also paradoxically eternal-poor.

Modifying the fog-of-war manually without a server running affects only the global exposed area (i.e. the entire map), even if one or more tokens are selected. If you want your changes to apply to individual tokens, start a MapTool server with Individual Fog enabled (you can leave the Alias field empty to make an anonymous server, if you wish). This warning will not appear again for this campaign.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Borrowing money from ascetics and thugs.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Hey. I'm not a thug. :P I'd be a bad one if I was.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I was thinking of Barbarus, really. He's one of the good ones, though. Hay did I ever show you guys all the hidden blades he gave me? |D

Miron:<font color="#000000">So.. I'm an ascetic or a thug!?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Ascetic thugs.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">..Gosh I've borrowed from more people than I remembered.. |D;;;

* Thomas Lazarus is bricked.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">What kind of candy are we talking, anyway? If we go to Kaduar it'd be good to keep my eyes open for stuff. |D *brick'd*

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">... do you really think we could survive the jungle? We make so much noise. We would be ambushed by so many predators. *brick'd*

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Dragonbeard candy is pulled sugar bites about the size of a plum, filled with either sweet paste or finely chopped peanuts.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Chocolates, nougat, toffee, flavored hard candies, spun sugar, pastries topped with any of the above, sweet cream.. |D

* Thomas Lazarus obviously had a sweet tooth.

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot; Could they paint a house? Without making a mess of it? &quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">...Yes.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Yep! With help.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I could paint a house. And the coat would eventually be even and good-looking. I'd be real meticulous and focused about it.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Otherwise it'd take a few weeks. |D; *easily distracted*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">............But, no, I would make a mess of me.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I could do it in about...

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Four, five hours?

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&gt;:| ! This paint job must be perfect! *two hours... three slats painted...*

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Not needing to eat, sleep, or drink has benefits.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Sszeyl, when I asked you to help paint my house, I meant paint it white. Not paint it battle mural.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Now the Kordites won't stop trying to live here.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Next time be specific.&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">... Nope.jpg. Getting messy is part of the fun!

Railock:<font color="#000000">okay that game is over I'm here. sorry about that

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">WAAAAGH

Railock:<font color="#000000">did not expect it would take that long

Altonor:<font color="#000000">SUPER NOPE. |D;;;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Glitch is still unspoken for anyways.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Candy? Some I recall... potato sugar, licorice, hard caramel chunks... The last was easy to make since we always had a fire running and lots of glassware around. And my mother used to spell-shape it into the shapes of animals or various items, she used to give those out to my siblings, me and other gnomish kids.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But then, I guess he isn't in this scene for now, anyways.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I remember getting a hard sugar book for what, fifth birthday? It was so pretty I didn't eat it for weeks.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">One last character question. &quot;Could they bake a cake? Would you eat it if they did? &quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">... the last time I tried to bake a cake it came to life... &gt;.&gt;;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Yes. Yes.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I've never tried a cake.. but.. I have made cookies a few times.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">BUT IF I TRIED..

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5+15 = 12 + 5 + 15 = 32&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; DIVINE CAKE POWERS, ACTIVATE!!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;:O

* Dr. Hatari likes to think Pelor is frequently embarassed by Tom.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Ehn... fifty-fifty shot. Aelian can tell you all about my cooking fails. I'm not the world's best cook. When I succeed, at least it's edible. But at least when I fail, I fail in a manner that makes an entertaining story? |D

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Painting a house? Haven't done it.. but Saint Cuthbert teaches that the perseverant hen is the one who pecks the snail's shell open and shall feast.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Ducky: &quot;Only the dead know the meaning of patience. No where to go, no one to see....Except me, that is.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">*brick'd*

Viceth:<font color="#000000">I could, and have. It's a valuable skill to have when you're trying to butter up people higher up in the social ladder than you, especially given how rare sweeteners can be in the Underdark. Being able to spin them and make them into something delicious with minimal waste is a valuable skill, and helps convince people you've had extended contact with nobility. |3

* Dr. Hatari read that in the voice of Ducky from Land Before Time. Cue WTF face.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Damnit Hatari.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Damn you to New Jersey.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Eh... I probably could, if I had directions? I'd make a mess of the kitchen, that's for sure. Probably end up with half a cake left. I'd eat it, but I don't know if anyone else would.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Well, Rhylinar would, but he eats everything. ... So would Viceth, he eats everything too. ... HEY PELL, TRY THIS CAKE, I MADE IT MYSELF. |D

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And baking a cake .. eh, I'll pass on that, I think. Not like I need or like cakes that much, and if I did, I could prob'ly buy some, somewhere.&quot;

* Altonor gets shown up by Pell's daughter the confectioner. |D;;; *brick'd*

Gamal-Junayd whispers: ghost is bugging me for you to charge your phone.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">You want to know how a pastry chef defends themselves?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Three words. &quot;Fly, my minions!&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">Actually, yes! I used to do all the cooking for the Bee and Flower, until Christina felt she could do it better than dear ol' dad. I make a mean rum cake, or so I'm told. |3

GM:<font color="#000000">Okay, let's get rolling here!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The 'rum' part there sounds good.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Before we start, it looks like there are four characters up for grabs. The DM would like to keep a hold on Edaric's control, but aside from that? Tathi, Aelian, Flynn, and Swallowtail are up for botting. Who wants one?

VAE:<font color="#000000">What kept Ghost away?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'll take Swallowtail, unless someone is feeling an especially great urge for ninja.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Concealed handgun class, apparently.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">^

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ninja ownership given.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ohh.

VAE:<font color="#000000">The fucker. *jealous*

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Hmm.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I'm tempted to take Tathi.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Also I forgot how Flynn was worthy of a name beisdes Kordite/Pelorite. *brick'd*

GM:<font color="#000000">I'd super-appreciate it if someone would take the elves. Ghost hasn't given me their character sheet links, and I'm not great at doing macro'd characters. *brick'd*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">... He's not either of those.

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">Because I'm neither, good owl. |D;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">if I get given ghosts chars. I will definatly add song and dance routines to every spell macro

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I guess I could take them, too.. =w=;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">They're just button consoles afterall. =3=

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">I'm an Olidamarran. Retired thief-adventurer and barkeep, back to being a thief for a while since the count took my tavern from me. I've been assigned to this group as the Olidamarran contingent.

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">You took my wife Ennis with you when you went to rescue Sheythsanthi.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Aaah.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Yes.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Swallowtail tried to punch her. |D;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">She existed.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">So yeah, I'll take Tathi.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Railock, want the ranger? :v

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">no. I jsut wanted tashi to add song and dance routines to her spell macros

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">because theres nothing like declaring your a little teapot as you cast fireballs.

GM:<font color="#000000">You've got Tathi control, Meany.

GM:<font color="#000000">... sheesh they really -are- button consoles.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Mmhmm.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ghost's participation style of choice. *bricked*

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Language, Miron.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">He has it macro'd.

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">What is this, I don't even.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">....

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">Wait, what? Who is that? What is that? I don't remember this. Did the DM explain that? Is that part of our objectives?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... frig, delayed too much. |D;;; I'll duck out to take care of spaniels, then we'll pick up.

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">Tathi idly recites some elven songs.. &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 9 + 6 = 15&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; preform!

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">:E

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Oh well.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We only had four players, anyways. =w=;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I'm watching the Top 11 saddest movie moments.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so back in an hour?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">So I'd probably need a break to cry.

GM:<font color="#000000">Would anyone care to fill Meany in on what happened during the prison break so far in the meantime?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">AAAAAA

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">FA'LINA FACE.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Run!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">we kicked ass, took names, and intimidated children

GM:<font color="#000000">.... it's still a Mink. |D;

GM:<font color="#000000">See?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I think that's just Mink talking to a warp aci.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so lia, we have an hour?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Roundabout an hour, aye.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Anyways. So far the party has entered the prisoners wing of the facility via a trap door under the stairs, thanks to Flynn.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We've rescued about a dozen civilians so far, and fought three devils to death.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So far the assault is going entirely as planned.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">what frak--Lia's already leaving to take care of spaniels? Dangit! Even less of a chance I can -actually- be here during something important! Dx

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We left off preparing to enter another new room with our guard up.

* Glitch pops out

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Of note is that the enemy seems to be fielding a lot of Bezekira. Which are impossible to spot if there is any decent illumination nearby.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You remember these during appearances such as, &quot;Fucking up Firali&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so darkness is gonna be useful!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But probably not because it's apparently trendy to forget things other people recall.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Anywho. That's about it.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Um.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">No I don't.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I missed that Cold War.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">:B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I missed a 'may' in there, but.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">This surprises no one.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Do they have fur?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">They're basically just invisible devil lions.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Because if so, guess what Barbarus is going to be making coats out of?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Except not really invisible. Just really hard to see unless it's dark.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Its like the Emporer's New Clothes.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Except they're just flat invisible.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Welp, I'ma play Old Republic. IRC ping when we're green light, please.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Suresure.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Imma skyrim. Steam message me when we're good to go.

* Glitch pops in

* Glitch pops out

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hallo hallo.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">AAAAA

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Hi.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">-- Ack dog why are you whining. Not here yet. ^^;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hallo. :3

* VAE mrow

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">hello

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Glitch is afk.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Unlikely to respond.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">what is glitchs problem?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">His family decided to go do the house thing.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">they still arent done?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">For supposed to have been done in July, no.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">They are not done.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">someone just call ram in for some c4 placement and remove the problem

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">no house = no work needing to be done

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">.-.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">..I would've slept in if I had known we were going to be starting atleast four hours late. =w=;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so. I kick in the door, what do I see.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">A lot of guns.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Pointed at you.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">great, I trip sszeyel and hide behidn the wall

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;This is the part where we play M. Night Shaymalon saying 'what a twist.'

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">So.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Are we doing this?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sorry, Hatari, if I'd known we'd be two players short until late I would have said you could sleep in. :/

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">(Though, quickly now, a vote call of we all taring and feathering Ghost for not mentioning this before today?)

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Though, seriously children.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Don't tar and feather people.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">It's horrible.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">And I will kill you in your sleep if I find you've done it.

GM:<font color="#000000">Righto! Last session on Akellon. JAILBREAK!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Psst. You forgot your DM curtain, we can still see you.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Although, hi. :D

GM:<font color="#000000">Where we last left off, the operation was going swimmingly. -- Oops!

* Glitch pops in, for maybe a few minutes, otherwise an undetermined amount of time

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MINK BEHIND THE CURTAIN.

GM:<font color="#000000">The party had rescued 11 out of the 37 Olidamarrans supposed to be in the prison... plus, on the judgement of Thomas, a fourteen-ish-old boy that was a stranger to the Olidamarrans.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">He was their pimp.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(but whom they had otherwise established a sort of prison-friendship with)

GM:<font color="#000000">Take it away while I type up the sense results from the next room for the listeners!

Miron:<font color="#000000">Stranger .. more like an actual criminal. I don't like him, and I don't like the time we have lost because of him.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(if I understood the interactions correctly)

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(miron's paranoia is in full predictable swing)

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">brb

VAE:<font color="#000000">Of course it's predictable. I mean, he behaves fairly consistently.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">did we arlready roll for listen?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We'll say its been five minutes for the purposes of ticking off SoF time.

VAE:<font color="#000000">SoF?

GM:<font color="#000000">It's actually not all that hard to hear. Anyone in this room who cares to turn an ear to it and can get over a 10 can hear a downright racket from the next room. The cacophony of chain links striking solid objects at high velocity, a horrid wet ripping, heavy thuds, and then... silence.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Shield of Faith buff.

* Gamal-Junayd kicks in the door

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 8 + 5 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Listen

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sounds like a kython.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">((I popped out, but back again)

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That or someone's having too much fun with a bunch of chains.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">or just opens it if it's sturdy

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 15 + 7 = 22&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Listen check!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Listen Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 12 + 1 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+2+floor((wisdom-10)/2) = 12 + 2 + floor((13 - 10) / 2) = 15&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; listen!

Kor:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 18 + 3 = 21&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; listen! Someone just unwrapped some cheese!

You whisper to Meany: Sszeyl can hear laughter from the next room, and the sliding of chains across the floor.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">DM says 'it's not actually that hard to hear'.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ghostswarm proceeds to have Kor pointlessly roll.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">everyone rolls anyway?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That is actually extremely in-character for Ghost.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Good job Meany.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">That's like a Memeface right there. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Chains and laughter.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Gamal kicking in the door?

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahahahah

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Can I?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Meany is RPing ghost RPing Tathi and Kor and Aelian

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I mean I can probably dislodge it.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">And use it as a weapon.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">KICK-IN-THE-DOOR-STYLE GAMEPLAY WOO.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">if it's possible. I've alwaus wanted to kick in the door in a dungeon

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

GM:<font color="#000000">You can both kick in the door if you so please, but either way shall I assume it's been summarily booted.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">yes!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Across the room.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">At great speed.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">There's probably a smoker on the other side. /obscureMadnessCombatReference

GM:<font color="#000000">The next room is a bloodbath. A man drenched in blood, dragging some heavy spiked chains behind him, is grinning as he surveys the carnage. A woman nearby is laughing, while a bloodied guard and woman stand near her quietly.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Can't see.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">me neither

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">same

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Weird.

Murderous Fellow:<font color="#000000">&quot;Best. Parole offer. Ever.&quot; &gt;:D

Liatai:<font color="#000000">..... Very weird.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I hav black lineslike I should but..can't

VAE:<font color="#000000">same

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I can see black outlines that look like sight lines

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">rin can't even pass the boundry

VAE:<font color="#000000">^

Glitch:<font color="#000000">but the fog isn't lift--DANMAN.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">VAE, what fog settings did you check on server start?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">DID YOU CHECK 'PLAYERS CAN REVEAL FOG'.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That sounds right. |D

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">This silence is not reassuring.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Where's that?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Campaign properties.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">On the options when you start the server, I believe.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Settings checkbox when starting a server, I assume.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Server start, actually.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I suspect not. Shall I fix it?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Server must be rebooted.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Please do. ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">oaky

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Save current campaign state then reboot.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Also.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">make sure to NOT check 'individual fog', but DO check 'individual view'

<font color="#0000ff">VAE is disconnected.

You have disconnected.

<font color="#0000ff">Railock has connected.

<font color="#0000ff">Glitch has connected.

<font color="#0000ff">VAE has connected.

<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

<font color="#0000ff">Dr. Hatari has connected.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What in Tiamat's three arses is going on in there?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You four, lay down your arms!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Please do not give orders to people who murdered several devils.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd steps into the room, keeping an eye on the murderous fellow

Red-Haired Mage:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ooh, look!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I don't care if they murdered Asmodeus himself.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I can't move. &gt;:V

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">What is this.

Red-Haired Mage:<font color="#000000">&quot;New thralls, with armaments.&quot; &gt;:3 Roll initaive!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 16 + 0 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Initiative Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 15 + 7 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 9 + 2 = 11&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Dex check!

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((dexterity-10)/2) = 3 + floor((17 - 10) / 2) = 6&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; initiative!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well. I was going to ask 'who's evil'. But I suppose that would be rather redundant, now, wouldn't it. Init! &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 14 + 1 = 15&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 10 + 9 = 19&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Old init counter is in place.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">how easy is it to note that two have a glassy not all their look?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What the fuck, we're no thralls you idiot. Stand down immediately&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Shit. It's the Iron Hangmen.&quot; The bartender readies his rapier -- &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 16 + 3 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; init -- lemme reset the init counters.

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;I was afraid of this.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Iron Hangmen?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 13 + 2 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Which one is the iron hangman? as I'm guessing you'd prefer it if he falls first.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">My dialogue and actions are kind of contingent upon that sense info, DM. ^^;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You mean the kythons? They're dead.&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Two of the local spree-killers. We knew they were here -- not that they'd be armed.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You didn't tell us about them?&quot;

Player &quot;Murderous&quot; is not connected. You whisper to Dr. Hatari: Murderous fellow and red-haired mage both have faint evil auras. The other two don't appear evil.

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;We did! There were some people we weren't going to spring --&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus squints in mild confusion. &quot;... I don't feel infernal auras from them. Oh well. Murderers must be subdued. Sounds like the fiends released them just to interfere with us.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck. This is a Mace operation, not let's pick strawberries you arse!&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 19 + 5 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Murderous Fellow:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 15 + 3 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;.. But two of them seem out of it. No aura at all..&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Possessed?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sense Motive would be good here. :3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Which.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Sense motive check!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Sense motive: &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 20 + 5 = 25&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Sense Motive Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 17 + 0 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Nope.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Go Tom!

Glassy-Eyed Guardsman:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 9 + 6 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Red-Haired Mage:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 18 + 3 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 2 + 8 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Sense Motive

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom probably doesn't realistically have time to explain everything during this pre-combat murmur, so I'll keep it succinct.

Glassy-Eyed Olidamarran:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 14 + 4 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

* Glitch pops in

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Tom Epic Sense!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">or Critical Sense, as it were. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">N

VAE:<font color="#000000">No

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tom Common Sense

* Glitch pops out

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;No. I could sense a fresh possession. No magic to hide a devil's aura -- it would be burning red.&quot; He squints. &quot;...&quot;

You whisper to Railock: Maybe not possession, but there's definitely something fishy going on here. They may be enchanted!

You whisper to Dr. Hatari: Maybe not possession, but there's definitely something fishy going on here. They may be enchanted!

Aelian has received initiative.* Thomas Lazarus points a finger. &quot;Magery. They're not common thugs.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good to know. Then we shan't proceed by common means.&quot;

* Aelian aims an arrow downrange at the bloodiest fellow as the chain-dragger advances.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Grrr macros. &gt;:\

Sszeyl whispers: ''Hey. Want to watch me brutalize some would-be mass murderers?''

Aelian:<font color="#000000">Aelian draws back his longbow, and lets fly at the murderous fellow &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 10 + 15 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 6 + 3 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage and then fires AGAIN at &#171;  &#160;1d20+10 = 17 + 10 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage!!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">-4 on those...

Murderous Fellow:<font color="#000000">The first one bounces off the salvaged armor the fellow's wearing, but the second one sticks... not like it slows him down much. &quot;-- Tch. Archers.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Gamal -- the woman in front! She probably has thrall of the non-evil ones.&quot; &gt;:|

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;understood.&quot; okay. dance. dodge declared on bloody guy. full speed tumbling around people. activate burning blade off cloak of hte desert wind. doubt these guys have fire resist. merciful damage

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 6 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+20+AMod = 6 + 20 + 0 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+9+DMod = Dam = (13 + 9 + 0) = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Murderous Fellow:<font color="#000000">Gamal, I need your player's advice.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 3 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+20+AMod = 3 + 20 + 0 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+8+DMod = Dam = (10 + 8 + 0) = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

VAE:<font color="#000000">Where the uck does he get +20 on attack from

Murderous Fellow:<font color="#000000">Before you go further, what's the tumble DC when you're dealing with an opponent with reach, and thus more threatened squares?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and didn't specify, attacks on girl following toms instructions

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Dervish.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">same as normal

Murderous Fellow:<font color="#000000">So adding +2 for each additional threatened square you move through, yes? Gimme the numbers.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">15, 25 for full speed, +2 for each additional person past the first. so 25 guard, 27 for girl, 29 for guy, 31 for oldimarran

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">each square or person?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">thought it was person

Murderous Fellow:<font color="#000000">I'm not sure, that's why I figured I'd poll the audience.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">grabbing book

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">but I have a 40 when taking ten due to items. I can go through 8 squares before I'd have to roll

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">whatts his reach?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">10.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I'll only be going through 6 squares of it this time around

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 14 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+15+AMod = 14 + 15 + 0 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+9+DMod = Dam = (14 + 9 + 0) = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 8 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+15+AMod = 8 + 15 + 0 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+8+DMod = Dam = (11 + 8 + 0) = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

* You roll to yourself: 36+27 =&gt; 36 + 27 = 63Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Fucking assassinated.

Meany whispers: Question~

Meany whispers: What sort of action would it be to rip off the door?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">.... welp. *throws up papers* =3= *BRICK'D*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">DERVISHES.

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">Did he take them all down?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I doubt that. but hte mage very likely

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Don't know, I still need to number-crunch. ^^;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and liatai. should you wish it, I will make a new char. I don't want to turn it into an arms race.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Shut up Railock

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tom can kill shit, so can Tomi, so can Miron on a good day

VAE:<font color="#000000">Imposing artificial suck is a *fail* idea

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Nah... I just need to start accounting for freaking dervish dance and not hinging interesting encounters on one thing. I really thought the reach would slow him down. XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Lemme calculate.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Never mind Tathi's spells

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Nothing quite counters a dervish dance.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">grapple

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Like the enemy being on the ceiling.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Or grapple.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I'm okay at it, but a grapller shuts me down fast

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Your consistent stance on all matters is 'consider no one; acquire adversity.' We'll take your advice when we want to hear someone say &quot;NONONONO&quot; ;3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">SUDDENLY. ALL MONSTERS HAVE REACH, GRAPPLE, AND IMPROVED INITIATIVE. |D *BRICK'D*

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yes. And that's precisely the right stance, Hatari.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Being a toxic is not to be confused with an admirable RPing stance.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's Lia's perogative to simple say 'nah'.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Seriously he rolled a three in there and still got her. XD &#171; &#160;22+18+23+19 = 22 + 18 + 23 + 19 = 82&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">What he's doing is neither blatant rule abuse nor going through something out and out broken.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and vae, I've been in a game as a DM where the players turned it into an arms race. it got frustrating to see them destroyign monsters way above their CR

VAE:<font color="#000000">So? You have all the levers as a DM

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And asking for an opinion harmed nothing. Settle your shit down.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I just want lia to know if she's having problems dealing with my char, I wont fight.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And I find it a pointless query :3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">.... yeah no way someone with 9 HD and d4 HD will be able to beat that. I'm not gonna turn this into Greedverse 20 Con Wizards. :B

Red-Haired Mage:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Hey! -- OW! -- CUT THAT --&quot; Whump.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Wait, that was three attacks on three different people, no?

VAE:<font color="#000000">er, four

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">No, just the mage.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">4 on one

* Thomas Lazarus raises his brows briefly. &quot;Good.&quot;

Murderous Fellow:<font color="#000000">&quot;......&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Gamal goes Carth Onasi on her ass. &quot;DOWN YOU GO.&quot;

Murderous Fellow:<font color="#000000">&quot;Right, you're going down, fancy dancer.&quot; &gt;:|

Swallowtail has received initiative.Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;My hairy arse, he is.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you can. Better men than you have tried.&quot;

* Glitch pops out

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Swallowtail quietly vanishes while loading her weapon. &quot;...&quot; Invisible shot 1: &#171; &#160;1d20+11+2 = 5 + 11 + 2 = 18&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+4d6 = 2 + 7 = 9&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Invisible shot 2: &#171;  &#160;1d20+6+2 = 7 + 6 + 2 = 15&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+4d6 = 2 + 13 = 15&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Flat-footed shots against Murderous Fellow!

* Swallowtail promptly breaks line of sight after the volly.

Murderous Fellow:<font color="#000000">Both bolts find their mark as the chain-wielder switches targets.

* Gamal-Junayd also mutters &quot;Three&quot;

* You roll to yourself: 104-9-15 =&gt; 104 - 9 - 15 = 80Meany:<font color="#CC0066">No no no.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">You're supposed to say 'Timber!'

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">checked the book lia. it's +2 per opponent.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">took me time to find my book. It was actually put up on the shelf for my 3.5 books where it should of been.

* Flynn Baker runs into the room. &quot;-- Jessica!&quot; He puts on a sudden burst of speed -- &#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 17 + 17 = 34&#160;  &#187; Tumble check on the chain fellow, &#171;  &#160;1d20+17-2 = 9 + 17 - 2 = 24&#160;  &#187; on the guardsman, &#171;  &#160;1d20+17-4 = 11 + 17 - 4 = 24&#160;  &#187; on the rapier-wielder!

Glassy-Eyed Guardsman:<font color="#000000">Not quite fast enough. AoO - &#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 19 + 13 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 1 + 5 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Now can a tumbler continue if they take an AoO?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Whoah, -- Mr. Baker?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Unless the attack trips him, he can keep going.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Same as any other movement, as far as I'm aware.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">you can keep going if you go past them yes. not if you attempt to go through

Glassy-Eyed Olidamarran:<font color="#000000">&quot;...&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 17 + 4 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Will save...

Dr. Hatari whispers: Remember, persons being forced to take actions against their nature get an extra +2 to their spontaneous save.

* Glassy-Eyed Olidamarran begins to swing a shortsword through the air as the innkeeper dodges past the chains, taking a blow from the guard's flail -- but suddenly!

Glassy-Eyed Olidamarran:<font color="#000000">The woman gasps, turning and swinging wide. &quot;-- Barkeep!&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Welcome back. Watch your feet!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">http://img.thedailywtf.com/images/12/q4/c03/img-02.png

VAE:<font color="#000000">Relevant

* Glassy-Eyed Olidamarran turns around, and with a shout, swings at the chain-fellow's back, twice with a rapier and once with a shortsword! &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 9 + 11 = 20&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+2 = 3 + 2 = 5&#160;  &#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 2 + 11 = 13&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+2 = 4 + 2 = 6&#160;  &#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 20 + 6 = 26&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+2 = 3 + 2 = 5&#160;  &#187; full attack!

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Aww.

Sharp-Eyed Olidamarran:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 17 + 6 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; crit threat!

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">He's going to be dead too soon.

Sharp-Eyed Olidamarran:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;5+1d6+2 = 5 + 5 + 2 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Meany whispers: Any idea on if I could grapple him by using his own chain? Sort of a tug of war, then tying him up with it? (:3

Murderous Fellow:<font color="#000000">Two of the strikes are battered aside by the chains, but the last rapier strike hits deeply. &quot;-- hack!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Oh dear..&quot; Tom raises his free hand with a worried look, and keeps a spell at the ready.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">*&quot; Oh dear.. &quot; Tom raises his free hand with a worried look, and keeps a spell at the ready.

VAE:<font color="#000000">One question, because lynx is a dunce

VAE:<font color="#000000">If you are moving to someone, and get an AoO, do you stop moving if you're hit, or go through?

* VAE doesn't recall

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You go through.

Murderous Fellow:<font color="#000000">&quot;Enough of this!&quot; The chain-wielder swings two ends out -- one for Gamal, and one for the bartender! &#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 11 + 17 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+12 = 4 + 12 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; touch attacks!

VAE:<font color="#000000">good.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Unless it was some type of attack that stops you.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Like grapple, or a trip.

Murderous Fellow:<font color="#000000">If those hit, please roll a Strength check!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sword slashes and such won't.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">damn. I would SO of dodged if the 16 had been for me

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Strength Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 16 + 2 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Or Dex, sorry, whichever is higher.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">can I keep the roll? hehe. dex is 5 higher or 23 if so

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">The lengths of chain wrap around the legs of the two tumblers! &quot;--!&quot;

Murderous Fellow:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 9 + 8 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; versus Gamal's 23!

Murderous Fellow:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 8 + 8 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; versus &#171;  &#160;1d20+4 = 12 + 4 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for the barkeep.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Higher mod wins in the latter case. But. Gamal does get a free immediate attempt to try and counter-trip, in this case.

* Murderous Fellow grins, yanking on the chain and sending your roguish ally toppling to the ground -- but Gamal, yes, you may roll Strength to counter-trip!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">even though he's 10 feet away? okay (Strength Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 15 + 2 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Murderous Fellow:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 11 + 8 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You're pulling on his weapon, so, yes.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Well this answers my question nicely.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&gt;:3

* Gamal-Junayd backflips out of the trip without loosing a beat, though not able to pull the chain loose from murderous guy

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm. Will probably try wracking him.

Miron has received initiative.Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">You talk about it enough, but no one has ever been wracked. Doo eet.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I do. Thing is, we rarely meet situations where it'd be expedient. Like this one.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Enough of this.&quot; The inquisitor whispers a brief prayer, grasping the cross on his chest. &quot; Saint Cuthbert, you who watches over his faithful with eternal vigil, protect the body and soul of your humble servant.&quot; He lets go of the cross, and pointing towards his victim with a clenched fist, invokes: Mad dra koyr yv Axacrusis vmy' drny'kr drayn rayrk. (Infernal: Let the pain of Axacrusis flow through their veins.) Wrack DC 17

Teeny Rin: <font color="#ff0000">(( Fort or Will? ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Murderous fellow, of course. And fort, sadly.

Murderous Fellow:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 3 + 10 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Fort save...

VAE:<font color="#000000">ooh

* Glitch pops in. (whoa....wait, what book is Wrack in, again?)

VAE:<font color="#000000">Complete divine, for example

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">the big book of sucker punching

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Lots.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(and we're all aware Wrack has the &#171; &#160;Evil = Invalid expression: Evil.&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; desciptor, yes? &gt;.&gt; )

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Yes.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yes.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Miron knows too.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(mmmmkay.)

* Glitch pops out

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">No one cares.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Nothing happens, at first... then the would be murderer's body begins to contort in cramps and he screams in agony. Blood begins to flow from his ears and eyes.

Miron:<font color="#000000">COngratulations, you are helpless.

* Murderous Fellow 's grin quickly gives way to a look of shock. He drops the chain, clutching at his chest, and drops to his knees. He claws at his face, as his eyes, nose, mouth, and ears all begin to bleed, screaming in agony. His hands and arms break out in blisters, and every small movement is punctuated with screaming and violent twitching.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Lia's better.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Crime is its own punishment.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus grimaces. &quot;...&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">And Tech

* Edaric stares in horror. &quot; Fharlanghn's bootstraps -- &quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">I know it has the evil descriptor. Which is why I specifically went to craft a prayer in Infernal for it

Edaric has received initiative.* Gamal-Junayd narrows his syes. If a battle between miron and the guardians did happen sometime int he furure, he'll have to be dealt with....quickly.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; That's such a horrible spell, brother. You could just pick up a paralysis hex. &quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Couldn't you have just knocked him out or something --?!&quot; Ed is a little too horror-struck to do anything at the moment. Delaying!

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Question.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Is he Helpless?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;He has brought it on himself.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom looks to the remaining guardsman and tries to think fast.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&gt;:3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Helpless is the precise definition.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">tot he guardsman. &quot;Lay down your weapon sir, or you shall be next.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed. Leaden Mace here. Inquisitor Steelsprocket.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom draws out his LMS badge and approaches. &quot;You -- cease attacking at once. We're here in the name of the law.&quot; Move action.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">How does he respond to that?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Disintegrate!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Combat is -not- over. ))

Miron:<font color="#000000">*takes out badge as well, moves forth.* &quot;Otherwise, you have seen what happened to him&quot;

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Get back yo. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ignore *moves forth*

* VAE facepaw.

Glassy-Eyed Guardsman:<font color="#000000">Blankly. It's like he can't even hear you.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Or.. eh. I still had end of turn left. That was just standard action. But regardless.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Tch.. I thought that might break his charm. Guess not.&quot; Tom raises his weapon.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Perhaps he has been enchanted...know any ways to break such things? The woman did seem to think she could make us her thralls&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... I know a few ... but I'm trying to hold onto the magic, for now. So ...&quot;

Glassy-Eyed Guardsman:<font color="#000000">&quot; Subdue... intruders... &quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Kill the witch, if we are pressed for time.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Shall I knock him out then?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom moves to apprehend the man! Unless he's packing combat reflexes, that provokes an AoO he's already taken.

Glassy-Eyed Guardsman:<font color="#000000">No Combat Reflexes. Go ahead!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Touch: &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 10 + 10 = 20&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Grapple: &#171;  &#160;1d20+7+4 = 9 + 7 + 4 = 20&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Damage: &#171;  &#160;1d3+4 = 3 + 4 = 7&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( Question. Is it possible to deliver a coup-de-gras with nonlethal damage? ))

Glassy-Eyed Guardsman:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+16 = 9 + 16 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Grapple!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Don't think so

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The man wrestles free.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Tch! Yes -- take him down -- gently!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Don't worry...my way's gentler than Miron's&quot;

Glassy-Eyed Guardsman:<font color="#000000">Apparently they train the guards here to be able to subdue prisoners without weapons. He drops his flail, reaching out for Gamal with single-minded focus, even as the prisoner beside him rends the air with screams.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Course from the look of it, so is an enormous dragon landing on you&quot;

Glassy-Eyed Guardsman:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 6 + 12 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; touch attack on Gamal, &#171;  &#160;1d20+16 = 1 + 16 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Grapple check!

* Gamal-Junayd simple dances back a half step out of reach, twirling out of hte mans grasp

* Glassy-Eyed Guardsman tries once more to catch the slippery Moscran -- &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 9 + 7 = 16&#160;  &#187; touch attack, &#171;  &#160;1d20+16 = 16 + 16 = 32&#160;  &#187; Grapple!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">There is nothing saying you can't coup de grace with nonlethal damage. Although common sense suggests, since it's a death attack, you can't. It's a full-round action to perform, anyways. You could just auto-hit him with regular nonlethal attacks for the next, like, ten minutes.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">He's wracked.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean. why. Coup de grace works really quick if you can cause any lethal damage, and you can.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">because we tend to take people in alive

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Why what

VAE:<font color="#000000">I know.. but coup de grace is a kill attack

Glassy-Eyed Guardsman:<font color="#000000">Did that touch attack hit, intruder?

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's why you need lethal damage to do it

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">nope

Sszeyl has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">I .. have no clear idea what owl is wanting to do

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">cause of tom buffs touch ac is 25 at the moment, sorry,

VAE:<font color="#000000">maybe I have gone nuts, recently.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Presumably TKO him.

VAE:<font color="#000000">TKO?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">total knock out

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahh

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Also technical knock out for people who want to be technical.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">*shot*

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Pardon me while I troll Tathi.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Don't waste spells though.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">add a song and dance routine of her doing I'm a little Teapot to her spell macros

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean, this battle is pretty much over.

GM:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl's turn, Meany.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sszeyl?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">It is/

VAE:<font color="#000000">Murderous fellow will scream in agony for the next ten rounds, and the one guardsman isn't much

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yah.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Oh, missed the announcement.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Hmm.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I really want to go over to the murderer.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">And bite his face off.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Now?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Seriously, open up, red eyes, and tear a good portion of his skull and face off.

VAE:<font color="#000000">He has probably pissed and shit himself from the pain

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I know. Damn low init.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Oh well.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Let's see if this works mechanically before I add some awesome to it. Do we have any buffs in effect?

VAE:<font color="#000000">not that I know.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Not yet.

Murderous Fellow:<font color="#000000">&quot;AA-- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!&quot; The chains spark across the floor as the prisoner violently spasms, still screaming.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 12 + 11 = 23&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Touch attack. &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 16 + 15 = 31&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Grapple check.

Glassy-Eyed Guardsman:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+16 = 6 + 16 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Grapple check!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Now, say B

* Thomas Lazarus grimaces again.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, gods -- Miron, can't you -- turn that off or something! Please!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl calmly walks up a few steps...then jumps, flips, pushes off the ceiling, and lands on the Guardsman.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I don't think I can.. and even if I could, I wouldn't. It will pass in a minute or so.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus half-turns his head. &quot;--We'll knock him out.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Got this guy's arms pinned, not sure if I can deal damage this turn from grapple or no.

* Gamal-Junayd will be knocking people out soon as he can

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Yes, it's automatic when you succeed the grapple. ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d10+6 = 8 + 6 = 14&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187;

Glassy-Eyed Guardsman:<font color="#000000">You can deal unarmed damage, yes. A successful grapple initiation -- what Hatari said.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;See... I merely directed that which causes the pain - it isn't my power actually doing it.&quot;

Glassy-Eyed Guardsman:<font color="#000000">Lethal or non?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Who new old men impacting you from the ceiling hurt so much?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Also non.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That was a pretty stylish tackle. :o

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">*:p

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well can't you -- redirect it or shut it off or something?&quot; Ed winces as the prisoner screams again.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;You act like you've never been in a torture chamber before.&quot;

Edaric has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Technically

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Oh wait, humans don't do that every week.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I forgot.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Duration: 1 round/level&quot; is Wrack's duration entry.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Miron cannot dismiss the effect.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hence the &quot;in a minute or so&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">If he could, it would have a (D) at the end.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'm answering those queries IC

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Ed's not really an expert on spellcraft.

VAE:<font color="#000000">10 HD * 6 sec = a minute

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Much less on Evil spellcraft. ^^;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I know. Just saying for posterity.

VAE:<font color="#000000">K

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The More You Know *rainbows*

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I guess I'm done.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;.....&quot; Ed isn't quite sure what he can do, since he sure doesn't feel up to inspiring laughter.

Tathi has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Meany, Tathi's turn!

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">Tathi shoots off a series of dazzling bolts, each one zipping through the air shaped and flying like autumn leaves, headed right for *! &#171; &#160;1d4+1+1d4+1+1d4+1+1d4+1+1d4+1 = 2 + 1 + 3 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 1 + 4 + 1 = 19&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; damage!

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">Huh.

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">Popup never appeared.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Haha what

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Bot-Tathi blindly raises SMG; opens fire on orphans.

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">On the grappled guy.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Party: TATHI NO

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can't, no more than you can stop a river flowing once you have broken the dam.&quot;

Aelian has received initiative.* Thomas Lazarus grumbles, &quot; Well.. atleast he's not killing us. &quot; Brow raised with a disapproving look at the writhing murderer.

* Aelian winces as well, drawing back his longbow and aiming to end the murderer's pain more swiftly. &#171; &#160;1d20+15-4 = 8 + 15 - 4 = 19&#160;  &#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 7 + 3 = 10&#160;  &#187; nonlethal damage and then again at &#171;  &#160;1d20+10-4 = 8 + 10 - 4 = 14&#160;  &#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160;  &#187; nonlethal damage!!

Murderous Fellow:<font color="#000000">One arrow strikes, drawing a fresh scream of pain -- the other one goes a bit too high.

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Meany:<font color="#CC0066">You know.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I wonder if someone could cast Sleep on him.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Wouldn't work.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">damn hd restrictions.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Why'd they bother? And yeah. He'd be asleep and screaming

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">okay spin dance routine again

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">If you cut me.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I will eat your face.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahah

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">YOU HAVE TO SLEEP SOME TIME.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">on grappled guy (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 8 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+20+AMod = 8 + 20 + 2 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+9+DMod = Dam = (4 + 9 + 0) = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

VAE:<font color="#000000">Why does Sszeyl have the.. guy chewing a homeless man muse?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">WHAT DID I JUST SAY?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 3 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+20+AMod = 3 + 20 + 0 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+8+DMod = Dam = (8 + 8 + 0) = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Not really chewing a homeless man mus.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">So much as letting Vargie have some lunch muse.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">:3

VAE:<font color="#000000">hee

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">switchign to helpless guy on ground

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 16 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+15+AMod = 16 + 15 + 0 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+9+DMod = Dam = (11 + 9 + 0) = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) Crit Threat! (Confirmation Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+15+AMod = 2 + 15 + 0 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Crit Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam +1d6+9+DMod = 20 + 3 + 9 + 0 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 17 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+15+AMod = 17 + 15 + 0 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+8+DMod = Dam = (9 + 8 + 0) = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) Crit Threat! (Confirmation Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+15+AMod = 9 + 15 + 0 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Crit Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam +1d6+8+DMod = 17 + 3 + 8 + 0 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">It was the first thing Vargie ever did with Sszeyl's body.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Take a nice big bite of some dumbass who got too close.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and return to start. done

Glassy-Eyed Guardsman:<font color="#000000">The guard grunts, but keeps trying to wrestle himself free of the old man on his back.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Seriously how does he tolerate you calling him Vargie like a pet.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I entertain him by letting him watch this.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">And letting him eat homeless people.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">thta why your buying them all up

Murderous Fellow:<font color="#000000">Gamal's blades grant the man some relief... or at least shut off the screaming down to involuntary whimpers as he continues to twitch on the ground.

Swallowtail has received initiative.Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Swallowtail attempts to end the struggle efficiently. Non-lethal tessen collision. &#171; &#160;1d20+12-4 = 13 + 12 - 4 = 21&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+2+1d6+4d6 = 4 + 2 + 1 + 10 = 17&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Glassy-Eyed Guardsman:<font color="#000000">Clonk!

Glassy-Eyed Guardsman:<font color="#000000">.... THUD. Sszeyl, make a Ride check if you feel up to it, your perch is toppling.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Did you just pimpslap a bitch with your fan, girl?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 14 + 2 = 16&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Dex check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Like a baws.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl lets the guy fall, rolls a bit as he falls, and ends up sitting on the man's back, seated comfortably, one leg crossed over the other.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">he was...riding....that guard?

VAE:<font color="#000000">yea

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Like a piggyback that dealt d10 damage.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Riding him into the dawn like a wild bronco

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">did you enjoy your ride?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I didn't get to crush his ribs.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">So meh.

GM:<font color="#000000">Combat over... though the wracked fellow is still spasming and twitching.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">We're back to the game, retards. *bricked*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom sighs and lowers his blade.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Who's injured?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Mr. Blake.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*spits* &quot;That's dealt with... now, are there any more surprises of this sort, Mr. Baker?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Baker, yes.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I can never remember your human surnames.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Anyway, where is his cell?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Don't be so sour. You're the one that knew there would be prisoners in a prison.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Thumbjerk at the murderer.

* Sharp-Eyed Olidamarran offers a hand up to the bartender. &quot;Shell... she wanted me to kill you -- are you --?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I knew. I didn't know they'd be loose and armed.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd looks for whats on the woman, sees if theres anythign that might seem to be controling magic. course, he has no clue about magic, so it might be anything!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Vigilant Guardians, Maam. Here to rescue all stilll alive.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We're fine, and so are you. Leaden Mace, we're here to help you.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom gives Mr. Baker a touch from the healing wand. &#171; &#160;2d8+3 = 6 + 3 = 9&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Healing.

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm all right. Glad you are.&quot; Up! &quot;We didn't know either, inquisitor, I told you -- though I may have to reconsider future alliances if... that's standard procedure.&quot; He casts a look at the fallen murderer.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Still sitting on your friend.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He sheathes it and looks to Gamal and Sszeyl. &quot;That woman -- I suspect she was an enchanter.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;His cell, sera?&quot;

* Edaric looks rather pale.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Enchantress, technically.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You should be grateful I didn't let him tear you a new arse with that chain of his.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">With the sexy outfit and everything. :U

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Uniform, you know.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Enchanter.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm, she actually *is* sort of hawt

* VAE approves

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So...these two are well known?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Apparently.&quot;

* Glitch pops out

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl stands up, and looks to the doors.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I suggest we lock them up again.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Any open cells?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..I imagine Serrierr could break the spell on the guard. For now, we'll have to deal with him being knocked out. I could remove his curse tomorrow. Or immediately, technically. But I want to save that spell for the devils. ... And possibly ourselves.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hold on, hold on.

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( There are open cells behind us. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I saw Gamal looting.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Yeah, but those have doors.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">For the sake of Miron not being lynched we probably shouldn't let Murderface be seen.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Yet.

VAE:<font color="#000000">who's Murderface?

Red-Haired Mage:<font color="#000000">Bracers of Armor +2, Ring of Protection +1, Earrings of Intelligence +1, spellbook, spell component pouch, masterwork light crossbow, dagger, and an amulet depicting a snarling wolf -- but as soon as you try to remove the amulet, the woman gasps with pain. (Amulet of Health +2)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It's probably already worn off, it only lasts one minute.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah, though the aftereffects last for a lot longer

Murderous Fellow:<font color="#000000">On this guy - +1 shocking spiked chain, Ring of Protection +2, Amulet of Health +2, +2 breastplate

VAE:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;3d10 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; minutes of -2 on everything, essentially

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Saved.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and Shaken

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom raises a brow at the slain Kytons. &quot;...&quot;

Murderous Fellow:<font color="#000000">This guy's been through so much pain he barely even flinches at the removal of the amulet.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; I wonder why they were free at all..&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Shouldn't those devils of disapeared by now? Or does thier remains mean they are really here?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Maybe they broke out.&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;...&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wait -- Sszeyl, was it?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 11 + 8 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Knowledge Planar - wtf are the corpses still here?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Mmmmmmmmmmmmyes?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That's just how we roll in Akellon.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">All the devils have left remains.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Right

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Loot the corpses.

VAE:<font color="#000000">because they were Called

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Don't put them away. Not even these scum deserve to be left to devils to reap. Besides, inquisitor, shouldn't we question them and ask why they were loose?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Gamal's question confused me.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We should.. but first of all, we should get the rest of you out.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If we can grab them when making our way back, good. If we can't... worse things have happened.&quot;

Sharp-Eyed Olidamarran:<font color="#000000">&quot;Barkeep...&quot;

Sharp-Eyed Olidamarran:<font color="#000000">&quot;Where is everyone?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Who is going to take them back right now? We don't have the people, so unless we leave them here and come back later...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's what I'm proposing.&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Escape tunnel, under the stairs to the south.&quot;

Sharp-Eyed Olidamarran:<font color="#000000">&quot;... I'll take them.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus frowns at them. &quot;...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">?&quot;Someone, look through the other cells. Make yourself useful.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;You alone handle three dead weight bodies?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Beware. If the witch wakes up, this could end badly.&quot;

Sharp-Eyed Olidamarran:<font color="#000000">&quot;You have more people to get to. And hurry. I heard --&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... Very well. But you don't be anywhere near them when they awaken. Fiends are drawn to the hearts of evil men in their sleep. Make sure he's bound somewhere secure and under watch, or don't put yourself at risk at all. Understand?&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">BOOM! WHOOSH -- CRACK CRACK, THWUMP! A racket sounds from outside, to the north.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Oh look.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Company.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sounds like the other teams are doing their part.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Shall we start opening doors?&quot;

Sharp-Eyed Olidamarran:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- I'll handle it. Go! West! They took a group west!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed. At least once that everything hasn't gotten down the shithole. '''and what the fuck are you waiting for? The cherries to ripen?&quot;'''

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">lets kick in the next door!

* Thomas Lazarus hikes up his gear and hustles west. It's annoying, but haste really is urgent.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... *sigh* And I really hoped Ghost would be here for this next part. Give me a bit to type narration.

* VAE sigh

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Rail, what time is it Central?

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( His own fault. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( 6:40 ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">I wish too. But he has his awesome gun to play with

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">he said hes waiting on the results of his test

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and then would be heading home

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and meany is correct on time

GM:<font color="#000000">Oh, I almost forgot! First off -- 12/37 Olidamarrans accounted for!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Delaying game events because someone chose to go off and be somewhere doing something non-essential, like Lizzy, should not constitute the responsible players suffering.

GM:<font color="#000000">Second, everyone please roll Listen checks.

* Glitch pops in

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 1 + 5 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Listen

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Spot: &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 16 + 5 = 21&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Listen: &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 19 + 5 = 24&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Listen Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 13 + 1 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Glitch:<font color="#000000">As time passes, it becomes less and less likely that we'll -actually- go to work on old house today.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron is deaf from the fucker's screams

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 5 + 4 = 9&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">The only thing as reliable as my family's willful disregard of my own hobbies and commitments is their own inertia. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 15 + 7 = 22&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Spot check!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Sounds a lot like my family, just with less screaming

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 11 + 7 = 18&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Listen check!

You whisper to Glitch: Well, while you're here, Vonain is coming up in just this next room.

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+2+floor((wisdom-10)/2) = 2 + 2 + floor((13 - 10) / 2) = 5&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Spot!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">That said, there was also declarations that we're working tomorrow as well. So, I'll probably -really- miss Greedverse.

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+2+floor((wisdom-10)/2) = 9 + 2 + floor((13 - 10) / 2) = 12&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; listen!

Kor:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; listen! Someone just unwrapped some cheese!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">The reason for the sudden work is family is visiting for Thanksgiving.

Kor:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; spot! Where's the cheese?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">other family, that is.

Glitch whispers: sweet.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It was a list--well.

Glitch whispers: I can hang around for a few minutes, yup.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ghost.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">*bricked*

Glitch whispers: Oh, are they listening for &quot;Get out of my head, you white-scaled bastard! Get out of my head, get out get out getoutgetoutgetout--&quot; ? :.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">well we'll see heres hoping everyone else shows. we are moving on in greedverse. even if Q is the only one to be the diplomat

Glitch whispers: or is that after they see him?

You whisper to Meany: Sszeyl hears barking, and thuds from the next room, as well as a muffled scream, but can't make out the words.

You whisper to Dr. Hatari: In addition to barking and two heavy thuds, Thomas can hear a male voice shouting &quot;''Get out of my head, you white-scaled bastard! Get out of my head, get out get out getoutgetoutgetouuuuuaaaaah SHUT UP. Brightbloods. Never know when they're beaten, right fellas?&quot;''

VAE:<font color="#000000">So, are we waiting on ghost or not?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Because if yes... lynx really would want to go answer nature's call

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Go hit the bathroom, we're about to hit cutscene time.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Barks. Screaming.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus squints. Detect evil flares in his eyes. He raises a fist.

* VAE literally full of shit *brick'd*

VAE:<font color="#000000">uhhh, if there's cutscene i might need to have miron react

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Them.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Why does everyone here just use that word and expect people to know what they're talking about?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Serrier's fault.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus looks flatly at Sszeyl. &quot;''.... Fiends obviously.&quot; ''

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&quot;Because you -do- know who we're talking about.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Yes, I understand that, but what thought process leads one to make those kinds of assumptions?&quot;

You whisper to Dr. Hatari: YIPE. Nine moderate, two strong, and one overwhelming.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Now is not the time for philosophy &gt;:E&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I dunno.. the fact that devils are what the whole town had trouble with since when I wore short pants?!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;That is in and of itself philosophical.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus jolts and staggers back.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&quot;Less talk more kicked doors.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;For fuck's sake, get on with it!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; There are tons of them.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl leans forward.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Shall I remove the door then?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Please yourself.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*Suit yourself

VAE:<font color="#000000">Why do I fail at english tonight?


 * Gamal-Junayd kicks before sszeyl

You whisper to Dr. Hatari: A Draconic mutter, a dark chuckle, and then a &quot;Shut it. He's mine now. And let's show him the price of disobedience. Bring those two here! 'He'll' take care of them -- whaddya mean --&quot;


 * Gamal-Junayd shall remove the door the old fashioned way!

You whisper to Glitch: They already got &quot;Get out of my head!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Yes, heaven forbid we buff after Tom announced twelve fiendish auras. =w=;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Buff, Tom!

Glitch whispers: Alrighty. Ooh, and you know, remind me later but I just came up with another idea for a tech device...rather simple clever elegant one, too.

Glitch whispers: *writes it down*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">VAE, hit the restroom while Tom buffs, aye?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Spellbook lagtime. My fault. Enjoy some Blessing Of The Righteous, party. Your weapons become Good aligned and deal and extra 1d6 holy damage.


 * Swallowtail holds Gamal back. &quot;Wait, lots. Need magic.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">know what? After combat starts.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Bull's Strength for Gamal. (+4 enhancement bonus). Divine Power and Divine Favor for himself.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">That's surely all Thomas could get cast before people start bitching out of control again. *bricked*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Le boot.

You whisper to Glitch: The devil forces Vonain's body to kneel, drawing back a fist, aiming at the two downed Olidamarrans before him as they cling desperately to life. Say goodnight to your little friends, lightblood! And then --

GM:<font color="#000000">BAM! The door flies open!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl's hands channel positive energy...

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">And start smoking a bit.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck... &quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron shudders slightly at the sight of the hellhounds. After all, the last encounter with one almost was his last.

Glitch whispers: Vonain does not have control over himself at this time, right? No speaking or actions, so I'm not taking any actions with him yet?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">ghost is heading home

VAE:<font color="#000000">Send him my raised middle digit

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">A man kneels in the center of a ring of hellhounds, fist drawn back to strike the fallen human figures before him -- and then the door flies open. Flat golden eyes look over your group, and then the man in the center grins maliciously. It's hard to tell with the golden iris, pupil, and sclera -- rather like an older gold dragon's, really -- but you feel like he's looking at Tom.


 * Thomas Lazarus lowers his head and glowers, gripping his sword.

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well well well. Look who it is. The fuckin' rescue party. Sic 'em!&quot; Init time!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 2 + 1 = 3&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Initiative Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 3 + 7 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 5 + 2 = 7&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Dex check!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">damnit

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 10 + 0 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((dexterity-10)/2) = 12 + floor((17 - 10) / 2) = 15&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; initiative!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">just when I really did need to go first to attempt my suicidal manuver

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 4 + 9 = 13&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Hell Hound 7:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 7 + 5 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 12 + 5 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 1 + 5 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 16 + 5 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 5 + 5 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 13 + 5 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 20 + 5 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 15 + 5 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 6 + 5 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 18 + 5 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Glitch whispers: Awww, I imagined this scene with more &quot;YOU! YOU AGAIN?! I'LL DESTROY YOU, PELORITE!&quot; In reference to how Ochalion done got beheaded by Thomas before. xD Oh well. :B

You whisper to Glitch: Think of how much Tom's appearance has changed since Redtree. :B

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">Well shit. Turns out Tathi didn't have magic missile prepared for first level spells.

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">Oh well.

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">Last time I bot a Ghost.

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">Or...appparently she did....under second level spells....

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Same thing when I tried to bot Dorf. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">uhhh

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">What the hell is up with this?

VAE:<font color="#000000">means might be modded with metamagic

VAE:<font color="#000000">something that adds +1 to level

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">Nope.

VAE:<font color="#000000">like fell drain adds +2

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">Just 4 Magic Missile.

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">End.

Black Abishai 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 2 + 2 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+2 = 17 + 2 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Or he just didn't feel like preparing a 2nd level spell.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Many of which suck.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">In lieu of CL 9 magic missiles.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Which are good.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It could happen.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(well then that just means ghost thought his first level slots were better spent on other things, and the best he could fill his 2nd level slots with is Magic Missile)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+3 = 6 + 3 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The fuck's wrong with that fellow, Tom? Doesn't look like a regular possession.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">could of had more glitter dust

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(is entirely legit to prepare a lower level spell in a higher level slot. No actual benefit without metamagic, but it can be done.)


 * Thomas Lazarus mumbles. &quot; Strong. Fiend. Abishai, guessing by what I heard. Watch for incoming magic.&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck...Just like in that cave.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 14 + 2 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Aelian:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 15 + 5 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Glitch whispers: *giggles evilly.* You have no idea, Miron. x3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hm. Who was controlling Aelian?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Or was it just Lia?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Owl, I think

VAE:<font color="#000000">Know what'd been hillarious, though a little OOC? (he wouldn't waste spells like that)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Nobody took him... though given the scale of the combat, would someone care to? ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Edaric: Can't you do something? Miron: *casts silence over the wracked prisoner*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I wouldn't mind.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Heck, as long as I'm here, I suppose I could take Aelian. :B

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Cave... cave...&quot; The fellow's eyes narrow as his brow furrows...

Glitch:<font color="#000000">He surely isn't -that- complicated.

Aelian:<font color="#FF0000">Go for it.

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">No.

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">I am Tathicontroling.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So, is the middle one a threat as well?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#000000">Ah, okay, init already rolled. Good. Checkin' macros...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and lia. why..is the dead person in the init before you spring suprises on us? heh

Glitch:<font color="#000000">holy fukking shit macros.

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">And then he suddenly throws his head back, leaping to his feet. &quot;HYAAA-HAHAHAHAHA! YOU!&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(I don't think they're actually dead. Yet.)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;He's possessed. Without a doubt.&quot; Tom takes a single stamp forward and holds his sword out.

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">He points at Thomas. &quot;I thought so! You can change your hair, you can change your clothes, your stance, your armor...&quot; He leers. &gt;:) &quot;But you never forget the guy who decapitated you.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus lowers his blade slightly. &quot;...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; What..&quot; His pupils contract a little.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">It's funny because Glitch spoiled it last session.


 * Golden-Eyed Prisoner grins even wider as the hellhounds pad closer. &quot;So how is... little Jo nowadays, anyway...? Does she still dream about me?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">:D

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So you've killed him before? Does that mean we should try to actually kill him and not just knock him out?&quot;

Miron:<i><font color="#000000">&quot;It's you again, isn't it. Oliver Veinfrost&quot;

</i>* Thomas Lazarus trembles and bares his teeth. &quot;....I killed you.&quot;


 * Golden-Eyed Prisoner laughs. &quot;Didn't you know? Hell is full of insurance salesmen.&quot; &gt;:3

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;A good afterlife insurance policy's a must!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">That's nommable

VAE:<font color="#000000">Lia, utter win

Glitch:<font color="#000000">*Cue Robocob scene of thug going &quot;We killed you...we killed you! WE KILLED YOU!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know this guy? what is he?&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Set me back a good handful of cash, but what's a handful of damned souls in the long run, am I right?&quot; &gt;:3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then you best hope you got a premium, you piece of shit from Tiamat's third arse.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well then..hope you bought another, cause you'll no doubt need it.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas practically detonates with blue immolation suddenly. His sword gets pointed at the golden eyed man. &quot;THIS TIME, I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU STAY GONE IF I HAVE TO RIDE YOUR SOUL BACK INTO HELL AND STAKE IT INTO THE INFERNAL EARTH MYSELF!!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#FF0000">Whoah. He looks upset.

Sszeyl whispers: Hey.


 * Golden-Eyed Prisoner spreads his arms -- Spot checks. &quot;Hyahaha! Go ahead, fiend-slayer! TRY!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Spot: &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 10 + 5 = 15&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Listen: &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 12 + 5 = 17&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<i><font color="#CC0066">Can you consume other spectral beings?

</i>Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Oop.

Sszeyl whispers: Can you consume other spectral beings?

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 17 + 3 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Spot

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 6 + 7 = 13&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Spot check!

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+2+floor((wisdom-10)/2) = 18 + 2 + floor((13 - 10) / 2) = 21&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Spot!


 * Flynn Baker leans back from the sudden explosion of divine energy. o_o;

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">Why does he specify it as elven if there is not a non elven one.

Kor:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; spot! Where's the cheese?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Relevant; :U http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdyyps2wmd4&amp;feature=player_detailpage#t=101s

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tom, that's gonna be a no,m.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Aelianturn almost up.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oh, right.

Sszeyl whispers: Btw, if you don't have the energy to Vargie think, that's okay. ^^;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">Those who got over a 15 notice... hmm. That's odd. There are scabs on the man's wrists... almost the same as the ones on that warlock you sprung earlier, if they'd healed for a few days.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Spot Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 2 + 0 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Hell Hound 7:<font color="#000000">Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 3 + 7 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3+1d6 = 4 + 3 + 2 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; on Tom -- a hellhound gets close enough to try to bite through the blue flames!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Pardon me sis, I need to borrow your mood track. *bricked*

Aelian has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It can't touch Thomas through the magic field around him.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">alrighty...

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That one has messed up wrists too.. looks like another warlock.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Watch out for hellfire.. I have seen a few do that.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Swallowtail snaps open her tessen. ... Unable to remember Baker's name, she resorts to what others have called him. &quot;Barkeep! You recognize?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">okay, and now bathroom time until my turn

VAE:<font color="#000000">amusing thought before I leave

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Not the golden-eyed one, no -- I can't see the downed ones well enough to tell!&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#000000">Aelian quickly fires off a trio of arrows at Hellhound 12 in the span of a heartbeat, and at point blank range to boot! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-2+1 = 9 + 15 - 2 + 1 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4+1d6 = 7 + 4 + 2 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;, &#171;  &#160;1d20+15-2+1 = 9 + 15 - 2 + 1 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4+1d6 = 7 + 4 + 4 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+10-2+1 = 6 + 10 - 2 + 1 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4+1d6 = 7 + 4 + 6 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage!

Sszeyl whispers: ''If you -can-, would you like to consume this Veinfrost entity? I know you don't particularly care for the taste of people with that lawful streak, but hey. Maybe it'd give you a boost when you make your move.''

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron using wrack on a masochist.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Turns until Tom: 18

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">|D;

VAE:<font color="#000000">He collapses in ecstasy

Aelian:<font color="#000000">End turn for Aelbot.

Hell Hound 12:<font color="#000000">Ow -- OW -- The hellhound nearly topples!

Aelian:<font color="#000000">Or would that be Ale-bot....? &gt;:.

Aelian:<font color="#000000">...nahh, that's Dorf. :B

Olidamarran Fortune Teller:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">DM reminder: BotR is up, so their DR should be negated for everybody!

Aelian:<font color="#000000">Yep, counted the additional 1d6 damage in there.

Black Abishai 2:<font color="#000000">The two winged gargoyle-like creatures stand waiting...

Hell Hound 3:<font color="#000000">Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 2 + 7 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3+1d6 = 6 + 3 + 5 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for Gamal with flaming jaws!

Edaric has received initiative.* Edaric kicks up Inspire Courage, adding quite the proper crescendo of music to Tom's declaration! &#171; &#160;1d20+19 = 4 + 19 = 23&#160;  &#187; Perform, everyone gets +2 on attack and weapon damage rolls, and a +2 bonus on saves versus fear!


 * Glitch pops out for a bit

Edaric has received initiative.Tathi has received initiative.* Glitch pops back for just a sec

Glitch whispers: on Vonain's turn, are you going to run will saves to temporarily thow off the posession?

You whisper to Glitch: Yes. :3

Glitch whispers: if so, I'll try to come back before then

<i><font color="#0000ff">Ghostwish has connected.

</i>Liatai:<font color="#000000">:O

Liatai:<font color="#000000">GHOSTWISH

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">LIAAATAAAIIIIIII

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:31 lagcheck?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">LIIIIAAATAAAAAIIIIII


 * Dr. Hatari smacks.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Has a dead phone.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">TATHI'S TURN GO.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">You asshat.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">:P

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">APPARENTLY.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">AND ALSO FORGETS WHAT I TOLD HER AND THE REST OF YOU LAST WEEK.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">TAKE YOR DUDES WE'RE IN COMBAT &gt;:O

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">LINE UP. THE BEATINGS SHALL COMMENCE SHORTLY.

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">Unfortunately, I'm in control of Tathi.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">All you said was LOOK AT MY GUN asshat. :P

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">Do you want to blast some hellhounds and Veinfrost, or review first, and let me do it?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... uh-oh, knew I shouldn't have clicked Youtube.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">--how do you know about Veinfrost already? O.o

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">...He's right there.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I still need to get settled in. Coninue. :3

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">He revealed himself.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">No, dickweed, you were in bed. XP

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">Platonicaly.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It was declared in-character several times. =_=

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">And this was -before- the gun.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">what--OH. That was you, meany.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Sorry.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Thought that was ghost talking.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">he hasnt booted up a steam game to distract himself yet so he isn't ready

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Cuz you know. His character.

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">Don't make me come to that hellhole state you live.

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">And slap you.

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">Cause I will.

Glitch whispers: Okay. Will return before Vonain's turn.


 * Glitch pops out

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">LIIIIAAATAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">:31


 * Ghostwish bobbles the unholy hell out of. XP

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:31 at :33

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">Well shit.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yeah enough fuckin' around.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Fireball, right there. XP

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">Can't Lightning bolt, because there are too many people around.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">They're all immune.

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">Can't fireball because Immunity.

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">MAGIC MISSILE, YOU SAY.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">actually, meany...

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">by the cheatiest cheat of the rules

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">if you move... here..

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">you can blast around the corner.

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">I provoke from Hellhound.

VAE:<font color="#000000">back

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">#3.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Actually, you do not.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You lagged to watch the Robocop clip? =w=;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Half-cover. XP

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">Hello Ladies.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No, Libera Me from Hell.

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">Look at your HP pool.

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">Now back to me.

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">Now back to the pool.

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">Now back to -me.-

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">I'm murdering you.

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">Holding up a small glass rod as she chants the phrase, &quot;Lanta en' kalale!&quot;, Tathi sunders the battlefield with a blinding blue streak of lightning! DC17 for half damage, or suffer the full &#171; &#160;10d6 = 38&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; damage!

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">I can't template.

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">Because Tathi can't see around it.

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">^^';

Tathi:<font color="#CC0066">I'll template with Kor.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">This is abusing the fact that spells like that work from the -corner- of the squares, instead of the center like vision/cover does.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I suppose it's not out-of-character for Tathi to kill a random civilian with her attack.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah, it isn't

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ghost why the fuck are you spectating your own character being played, anyways. =w=;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Because I walrus pincusion.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Because he's an asshat with an awesome gun

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">cause he hasnt booted up a steam game yet


 * Ghostwish fires up Anno. OKAY READY *all of the bricks*

Kor:<font color="#CC0066">I got nothin'.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Done.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... Is Tathi seriously firing at the downed people you're trying to rescue.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Wait what? No. XP

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'm giving you a Are You Sure You Want To Do That.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">So your action is to specifically kill the hostages and ignore half the enemies.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaah


 * Ghostwish yoinks.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Do that.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And you all say I'm the insane

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Hey.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">It's me doing it.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I think you've learned a lesson about letting Meany fuck around half-heartedly with your characters. =w=

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah, I know I'm lagging, but send Tathi back and let Ghost handle his character, please.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I have no problem with collateral damage in this instance.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">cone of cold would of been a better use probably

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">...

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Yup.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Perhaps.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">nah still too big

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:37 lagcheck?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Hatari is now branded with control of my characters.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">If I knew how cone of cold worked.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">it'd still hit friendlies

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">:V

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Forever.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">&gt;:D

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">basically this is a non aoe situation

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">So yeah.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Magic missile.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">There's a manual explaining it.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">http://www.d20srd.org/index.htm

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">As I said the first time.

VAE:<font color="#000000">If I knew it'd come to this, I'd have stayed in the toilet

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Before ghostwish gave advice.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">What have we learned?

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi makes a quick gesture chant, and tosses out a handful of iron and copper pellet, which flash and form into a rolling ball of lightning! Eek!

Tokens dropped onto map 'Yoriver - Prison'Ball Lightning:<font color="#9933FF">BZZZZZZAAAPPP!!! Reflex DC 20 to take half of &#171; &#160;10d6 = 42&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; points of shock damage!

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I love how he didn't notice the trolling yet.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I did.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I approve.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">It stays.

Hell Hound 3:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 10 + 5 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Reflex -- and :38 lagcheck.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Both trollings?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">:38

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I told lia if she let me bot you I'd make all your spells include I'm a little teapot song and dance routinies. she gave it to meany instead

Hell Hound 3:<font color="#000000">One hellhound EXPLODES in a shower of sparks!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:38 at :39

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">You left a fucking song? XP :38

Swallowtail has received initiative.Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Swallowtail flashes out of sight -- and a pair of bolts sail for #12 and #11! &#171; &#160;1d20+11+2+2 = 18 + 11 + 2 + 2 = 33&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+4d6+1d6+2 = 1 + 13 + 2 + 2 = 18&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6+2+2 = 13 + 6 + 2 + 2 = 23&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+4d6+1d6+2 = 3 + 17 + 4 + 2 = 26&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Yes.


 * Swallowtail presses against a corner so as not to catch hellfire in rebuke. Done.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">You're lucky I didn't decide to fuck with your macros.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Like Railock suggested.

Hell Hound 12:<font color="#000000">Swallowtail's first shot kills another hellhound, the other one is left barely standing. The floor is starting to develop charred spots from the burning blood.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Meany be a dear and go to edit &gt; undo drawing.

Hell Hound 14:<font color="#000000">More hounds close in!

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Eh, you know I'd get you back, next time I host. &gt;:3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">oh wow down to me already

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Hmm...no sure this is actually worth using my last dance on


 * Ghostwish bobbles Liatai more!!! |P

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">So. full speed tumble through 13 at dc 35, past 14 at dc 27, past 4 at dc 29, and if the abishais or golden hav reach, they could be 31, 33, and 35.

Hell Hound 14:<font color="#000000">The hellhound snaps at you as you pass! Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 8 + 7 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3+1d6 = 2 + 3 + 1 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Hell Hound 14:<font color="#000000">Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 20 + 7 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3+1d6 = 1 + 3 + 4 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Hell Hound 2:<font color="#000000">Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 13 + 7 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3+1d6 = 8 + 3 + 1 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Readied actions! The fiends.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">ah. readied actions

Hell Hound 14:<font color="#000000">Crit confirm chance -- Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 15 + 7 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">dodge declared on golden eyed one. single attack, and combat expertise at max

Hell Hound 14:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d8+3+1d6 = 2 + 3 + 1 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; extra damage if that succeeds.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">does combat expertise take effect before or afer the attack?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">After.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Or during, technically. I think.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">27 and the crit hit, but no confirmation


 * Glitch pops back

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">do we get the extra 1d6 vs possesed golden eye?

Glitch whispers: Ownership of Vonain for the purpose of impersonation when it comes time?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Negatory.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's untyped damage from BotR.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">His creature type is not Evil Outsider--huh?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hmm.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so it affects everything or only fiends?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It would even work on good aligned people.

You whisper to Ghostwish: Yeep! Scrying ping!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">okay

Glitch:<font color="#000000">O.o Huh.

Ghostwish whispers: Eek!?!?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's bonus damage from the spell, not conditional.

You whisper to Ghostwish: You may want to roll a CL check.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 1 = 1&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+17+AMod = 1 + 17 + -3 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+6+DMod = Dam = (14 + 6 + 3) = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi suddenly jerks. &quot;We're being scried!&quot; She warns!

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 15 + 10 = 25&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; caster check! +1 if it's evocation! +4 to overcome spell resistence!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and it's a one to hit

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">done


 * Golden-Eyed Prisoner dodges back easily, grinning. &quot;Hyaha... haven


 * Golden-Eyed Prisoner dodges back easily, grinning. &quot;Hyaha... haven't gotten much better company since last time!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I see another area with a lot of blood. mop up those dogs and get down here.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(what book is Blessing of Righteous out of?)

You whisper to Ghostwish: You get an image of... a golden wyrmling, watching with wide eyes?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">http://dndtools.eu/spells/players-handbook-ii--80/blessing-of-the-righteous--2966/

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">PHB 2 if you have it.


 * Gamal-Junayd so should of danced and sliced a few dogs apart on his way down

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi blinks. &quot;Terri!?&quot;

Hell Hound 8:<font color="#000000">Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+7+2 = 10 + 7 + 2 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3+1d6 = 6 + 3 + 6 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; on Gamal!

Miron has received initiative.Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">She looks utterly agape for a moment.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom is too distracted to notice or comment.


 * Gamal-Junayd doesnt even have to think to dodge that one

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">A voice suddenly rings out through the prison. &quot;''YEAH! Get 'em, guys! Get 'em!''&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hya -- eh?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Terri's watching? Tell her to keep an accurate count of how many kills everyone claims. That way we have an impartial observer when comparing with the kordites later!&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus is fazed. &quot;..Now's.. a .. kind of a bad time, talk to you later, kiddo.&quot;


 * Edaric blinks, but quickly picks up playing again. &quot;Terri?! -- Someone we know, don't mind it, we've got hellhounds in here!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I trust your parents to not let you watch us brutally murder evil devils when it's grpahic.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(Hatair; checked Blessing, it says &quot;Holy damage&quot;. Holy damage doesn't affect Good-aligned creatures. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">graphic*

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Kiddo, hah...?&quot; The possessed prisoner grins.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Otherwise enjoy the show.&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Terri, you said? Maybe I'll have to pay this... Terri a visit.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">If there's a specific definitely of &quot;Holy&quot; somewhere beyond fluff, I've never seen it. Doesn't really matter, it was hyperbole. We're fighting a possessed person with an overwhelming evil aura.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;We're doing allright, Terri! But despite the life or death situation we are in, I cannot suppress my curiousity.. How are you scrying!?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Oh, I'm so letting the Red eat you.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(watch Tom Hulk Out.)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;But fighting pirates was okay for her? Jeese Sszeyl, you have no sense of proportion.&quot;

Sszeyl whispers: Seriously, if you want him, feel free to eat it.

Nathokokasprithion:<font color="#000000">&quot;By all means, abishai,&quot; a deep, somewhat amused voice rumbles across the link. &quot;You're welcome to try.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Of course it was okay.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus snorts quietly. You'd get your ass handed to you.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Her parents weren't there to watch.&quot;


 * Golden-Eyed Prisoner pales.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...Oh, right.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">VAE is afk.

VAE:<font color="#000000">bit really

VAE:<font color="#000000">not

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...and here I am waiting for--ah, okay. Cool

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Take turn, quickly. Must pop out again very soon, got called. I stalled for a bit, but it won't last.

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;...... sheeeeeeeeeite.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">VAE is thinking what to do, since wrack's range is 50 feet and these shits are immune to fire.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know. is it REALLY wise to threaten watching dragons?&quot;

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">&quot;THAT'S A BAD WORD AND YOU'RE A BAD FIEND.&quot; &gt;:O

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(Acutally, now would be a great time to drop that earthshaker on the hellhounds.)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">.................. =_=;;;;;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(if you still have it.)

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Can we get back to the violence now?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">4d6 physical, 3d6 fire

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;We have an audience to entertain.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom's righteous fury is somewhat subdued by the shenanigans. *bricked*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(still work mostly work. And possibly prone them.)


 * Golden-Eyed Prisoner seems somewhat paralyzed.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( Immune to fire. ))

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(Just do something quick, please-like. :U )

You whisper to Glitch: Why not roll that Will save now. :3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(i KNOW immune to fire. Physical damage would still work.)

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<i><font color="#000000">Stop it! Stop it! STOP!

</i><font color="#000000"> Will save &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 19 + 9 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lessee.. Haddock.. Harpy.. Heterosexuality.. Hellhounds!&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+21 = 3 + 21 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Dark Knowledge (foe) on the scum.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oh, -that- works nicely. :U


 * Golden-Eyed Prisoner suddenly jerks his head back -- &quot;-- ghk --&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Wait

VAE:<font color="#000000">Is the lightning still active? And what happens if I pass it?

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Stupid -- lightblood -- this iiiiis rrrrrrrr--&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">it's a giant ball of lightning. don't walk through it

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi might or might not shock the ever loving hell out of Miron. Consider whether or not he recently harmed a family membe rof hers.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Everyone +1d6 melee on the hellhounds. &quot;Wait for them to open their stupid mouths, then stab.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'd give it up. I don't think your little host fancies being eaten by dragons cause you don't realize your outclassed.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Does htat work as movement?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Diagonal?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">It should.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep, that's fine. :3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">yes

Liatai:<font color="#000000">As a side note?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">My original plan was to have Terri scry during the last battle.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">But then Miron dropped Wrack on the guy and... yyyyyeah no. ^^;


 * Liatai is brick'd.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Fine. The inquisitor moves through and in the name of Saint Cuthbert, whacks the hellhound in front with his mace. &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 12 + 6 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; + did Tom's spell add to hit?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Miron joins with the Sith.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Force Lightnings people as a greeting.

Hell Hound 13:<font color="#000000">That's a hit! Yep, you should have 2d6+2 damage from buffs.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Afraid not.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Tom's spell just adds damage, not hit.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Actually

VAE:<font color="#000000">+7. Masterwork mace

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">bard add to hit

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Ed's morale effects work though.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Just roll damage and end turn already!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(Please.)

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;3d6+2 = 14 + 2 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; as the fiend gets his stupid thick head pummeled.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Said tech. :P *bricked*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">why tech? you arent in this battle

VAE:<font color="#000000">Look, figuring something sensible to do isn't that easy in a situation like this.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yet.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and Miron hasn't used melee long time

VAE:<font color="#000000">end turn

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Well, you just took a move action, a standard meele, attack -and-...alright, cool.

Hell Hound 13:<font color="#000000">THWOCK.

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">Suddenly, the golden-eyed prisoner claps his hands to his head, and screams!&quot; AAAAGGGH!&quot;

Hell Hound 13:<font color="#000000">The hound shakes its head, eyes blazing at Miron... albeit somewhat lopsidedly.

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;GET OUT OF MY HEAD, YOU SICK FUCK!&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;OUT!&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus squints.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hold on.&quot;

You whisper to Glitch: ''FUCK YOU! Of all the stupid fucking times -- GET BACK IN THERE!''

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">The man's eyes snap to Gamal. &quot;You there! Stop me! ''Take me down! Hurry! I can't...hold him...back!&quot;''

Sszeyl has received initiative.Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">The man spreads his arms out and does not try to doge. He is now willingly flat-footed against everyone on VG's side.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;That was the plan sir. And don't worry, I'm sure they can pry the litttle slimy piece of shit from your mind before you wake up again.&quot;

Hell Hound 11:<font color="#000000">Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 19 + 7 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3+1d6 = 4 + 3 + 4 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fire on Sszeyl!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Ha ha ha no.


 * Glitch pops out

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Tom, unless you tell me something about those gargoyles that means I shouldn't engage them, I'm going to pursue them.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Still technically in move action.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Abishai. Knock yerself out..or rather, knock them out.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Shit from Tiamat's arse, they are.&quot;

Hell Hound 1:<font color="#000000">Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 1 + 7 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3+1d6 = 5 + 3 + 1 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fire

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes, I would advise getting knocked out. With all these Fiends around, the last thing any of us want is you with another guest in your head.&quot;


 * Hell Hound 1 stumbles into the next hellhound.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom gives no such advisory to Sszeyl.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Wreck their shit.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl just walks through calmly, pimpslapping hellhounds that try to bite him.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">advise agaisnst*

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">No, literal pimpslapping. Full shoulder action going.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I'm so angry I could walk away like a pimp!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">But hmm.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">To cross that few spaces, get into melee range of them with double move...

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Or to wait here.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I'll probably be mobbed either way.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( WAIT. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( IMPORTANT THING. ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I would suggest.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Remaining there.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Instead of remaining in their full-attack range.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( Can I draw paintbrush/canvas as part of a move? ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">*snrk*

Ghostwish:<i><font color="#9933FF">Only Meany.

</i>Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Really, I expected something more...substantial from this Veinfrost person. Perhaps a major antagonist in our combat. You all had him portrayed as this horrible engine of death.&quot;

Ghostwish:<i><font color="#9933FF">Only Meany would ask such a thing.

</i>Ghostwish:<i><font color="#9933FF">And thus it is so.

</i>Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;He's an annoyance from what I've seen.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Little more than a log on our metaphorical path.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes, you may. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;His hellhounds almost got me ten feet under last time we met him.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl now has a paintbrush and canvas in his hands.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">He looks to be giving the battle the least amount of attention possible.

VAE:<font color="#000000">also


 * VAE likes Libera Me from Hell. Thankee for music suggestion lia

Sszeyl: <font color="#CC0066">&quot;Hmm, landscape, or perhaps a battle scene for the Kordites...Aha!&quot;

You whisper to Glitch: ... oh I'm gonna flay that bastard open, I don't even know him and I hate his guts already!

Tathi: <i><font color="#9933FF">&quot;What the hell Sszeyl.&quot;

</i> Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I'm done, since I can't draw one of my Feather Token (whips) to lash at people and keep my canvas/paintbrush.

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">&quot;Mr. Sszeyl, look out!&quot;

Hell Hound 4:<font color="#000000">One of the hellhounds opens its maw wide...

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Remember that +1 to your saves and evasion lols.

Hell Hound 4:<font color="#000000">FWOOOOOOSH. Make a Reflex save, Sszeyl, or take &#171; &#160;2d6 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fire damage!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+10+mod = 17 + 10 + 1 = 28&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Ref save!

Teeny Rin:<b><font color="#FF0000">BOSS'd.

</b>Hell Hound 4:<font color="#000000">NOPE. The canvas doesn't even get burnt!

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl doesn't even -look- at the hound. Just sort of curves around the-...

VAE:<font color="#000000">This'll get a nom

VAE:<font color="#000000">battlepainting

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">&quot;.... whoa.&quot; &gt;:D

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Did he just use the fire-breath to -dry the fucking paint on the canvas?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Yes.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Yes he did.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Thank you.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">X3

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi just watches, mouth agape as he barrelrolls his entire artistic setup around fire.

Olidamarran Warrior:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 41&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm. Sszeyl, maybe you should capture one of these hounds and inventa new speed drying method for your paintings.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Ed' i'ear ar' elenea..&quot; She mutters in elven.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I really considered that.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;But they're just so difficult to tame.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Plus, they're kinda fragile...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I can't really slam one with a cart without it dyiing.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Could we please stop entertaining the idea of making fiends pets? That is dangerously close to this whole malconvoker business..&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Oh please. As if they'd be something as emotionally invested as a pet.&quot;


 * Flynn Baker steps back and wings a vial over Tom's head -- &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 3 + 10 = 13&#160;  &#187; touch attack!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;This whole malconvoker business is why we know Whitaker is a heretic.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;A beast of burden perhaps.&quot;

Hell Hound 2:<font color="#000000">Ssssss! A cloud of holy steam rises up! &#171; &#160;2d4+2 = 6 + 2 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Maybe you can look into other fire breathing creatures for it then. Maybe talk to terri, make it a joint buisness venture.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl waves the canvas in the air through the steam...what.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Thank you, that gives this work such a nice gleam.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Diabolist and malconvoker are as different as a mule is to its rider.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Plus, it's technically holy now.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;That's always nice.&quot;

Black Abishai 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 1 + 7 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; The creature whips its tail at Sszeyl, barb dripping with acid! &#171; &#160;1d6+2+2d4 = 4 + 2 + 7 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl turns his paintbrush around, and calmly deflects the blow.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Yes, yes. I know we have an appointment, but try to show patience.&quot;

Black Abishai 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7+2 = 6 + 7 + 2 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; The creature whips its tail at Gamal, barb dripping with acid! &#171; &#160;1d6+2+2d4 = 5 + 2 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; In addition, two claws &#171;  &#160;1d20+5+2 = 17 + 5 + 2 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 4 + 1 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+5+2 = 19 + 5 + 2 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 2 + 1 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;, and a bite &#171;  &#160;1d20+5+2 = 6 + 5 + 2 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+1 = 1 + 1 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;You're representing Tiamat after all. You're not some common wretch.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Do -try- to comport yourself with some draconic grace, would you?&quot;


 * Gamal-Junayd casually parries each blow as it comes

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom recomposes himself and marches into the fray, drawing his shield into hand on the move. His billowing blue aura threatens to keep the hellhounds at bay. ((Tom provokes four AoOs. Which of the four hellhounds even have their AoO remaining, I don't know. Long round!))

Hell Hound 2:<font color="#000000">All of them, they took readied actions, not AoOs. Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 15 + 7 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3+1d6 = 3 + 3 + 3 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fire, Bite &#171;  &#160;1d20+7 = 9 + 7 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3+1d6 = 5 + 3 + 1 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fire, Bite &#171;  &#160;1d20+7 = 6 + 7 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3+1d6 = 1 + 3 + 6 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fire, and Bite &#171;  &#160;1d20+7 = 5 + 7 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3+1d6 = 6 + 3 + 4 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fire!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">They don't even come close to touching his armor. ((AC: 28))

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Thomas is a -smooth criminal.-

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">*brick'd*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oliver Veinfrost...&quot; Tom booms condemningly. After walking to a clear spot, he clutches the Pelorite rosary around his neck. He bows his head and invokes a prayer -- the single most intensely holy spell he has ever cast, in fact. The intensity of the light around him builds steadily, until there's a near-blinding flare in his palm. ((Thomas partially casts Dispel Evil.)) http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/dispelEvil.htm


 * Glitch pops back

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Does using his alias really work for these purposes?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; ...I learned how to do this -just- because of you... &quot; He looks up with a venomous glare. There's a sudden flash -- and he's gone! Standing behind the Golden Eyed warlock! ((As a swift action, Thomas also casts Knight's Move to flank Ocahilon.))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">-- And then he turns and presses the spell into the man's back! &quot;--Now return to the Hell that spawned you and NEVER COME BACK!!&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">Man is still standing there, and willingly takes the touch.

Ocahilon:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 4 + 8 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Will save --

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">DM's discrection whether a possessed person counts as &quot;any one enchantment spell cast by an evil creature or any one evil spell&quot; or a creature in its entirety.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(actually, Dispel Evil is one of the methods possible for exorcising fiends in lieu of a more specific ability, from what I understand.)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Good. Then I used that. *bricked*

Ocahilon:<font color="#000000">An unholy scream rends the air, as a smoky shape rises out of the man's eyes, nose, and mouth, coalescing into a snarling gargoyle-like figure.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Done.

Ocahilon:<font color="#000000">&quot;THIS ISN'T OVER!&quot; it howls, before vanishing with a CRACK.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;You lose, fiend.&quot; Aelian intones, and nocks arrows, preparing to fire.


 * Thomas Lazarus glowers darkly at the departing spirit. &quot;...&quot;

Hell Hound 1:<font color="#000000">Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+7+2 = 2 + 7 + 2 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3+1d6 = 5 + 3 + 6 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fire on Sszeyl!


 * Hell Hound 7 breaks through and bites at the squishy back line -- namely, their roguish ally. Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 9 + 7 = 16&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3+1d6 = 1 + 3 + 5 = 9&#160;  &#187; fire!

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">The man suddenly starts gasping for breath, as if he was drowning and broke the surface of water. But then he calms down and smiles. &quot;Thank you, so much. Now, I can get back to business and slap these hellspawn around!&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">That was worth mad +prestige points for the fiend slayer btw. *bricked*

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">Not enough! The barkeep steps back out of the way.

Aelian has received initiative.Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Do not worry, Flynn! I have your back!&quot; He says, aiming at the plucky hell hound.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Aww.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I wanted Vargie to eat him.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Oh well.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">This worked out better.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom pats the liberated Warlock on the shoulder a single time before turning his attention to the beasts around them.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Aelian quickly fires off a trio of arrows at Hell Hound 7 in the span of a heartbeat, and at point blank range to boot! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-2+1+2 = 14 + 15 - 2 + 1 + 2 = 30&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4+2+1d6 = 4 + 4 + 2 + 1 = 11&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187;, &#171;  &#160;1d20+15-2+1+2 = 6 + 15 - 2 + 1 + 2 = 22&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4+2+1d6 = 3 + 4 + 2 + 1 = 10&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+10-2+1+2 = 8 + 10 - 2 + 1 + 2 = 19&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4+2+1d6 = 2 + 4 + 2 + 4 = 12&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; damage!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Actually

Hell Hound 7:<font color="#000000">Thwip thwip thwip! THUD. Dead hellhound.

VAE:<font color="#000000">isn't it +more? 1d6 from hatari, 1d6 from Miron

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Other than that, Sszeyl casually rolls up the canvas, strikes Hound 1 with it, then unrolls it, and back to work.

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thanks, archer!&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Aelian just smirks. &quot;Next.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Point. But ehn, dead is dead.

Glitch whispers: How high is the ceiling?

VAE:<font color="#000000">2d6+2 is the bonus

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Tavia is guarding!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Put a buff bubble up then. &gt;:P

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good work! See if you can fix up those stretcher cases, Tom!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Stop being a lazy ass. ;V

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( But you legitimately didn't know this time. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( A pass for you. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">No, it's two people's bonuses

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Hup.&quot; The rogue quickly turns his attention to the next hellhound -- Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 4 + 7 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3+1d6 = 2 + 3 + 2 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fire!

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">And dodges that one, too!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Mm.&quot; He grunts while keeping an eye on the hellhounds. Attention flicks back to the fallen briefly.

VAE:<font color="#000000">mine is +1d6 Hatari's +1d6+2 IIRC

Olidamarran Fortune Teller:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 48&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Olidamarran Fortune Teller:<font color="#000000">They're not getting any better...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Collectively, sure. The +2 is ed's morale bonus.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yea

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ack, dog whining, BRB.

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">The man looks down at the fallen Olidamarrans. &quot;You! Pelorite--you've got to be a healer, right? Please, take care of them, don't let them pass one--I'll keep the hounds off you!&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">*pass on

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Handle the fallen.&quot; Tathi commands. &quot;These shall soon be naught but mereth en draugrim.&quot; She says, glaring at the hell hounds.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Another faint nod. ((Action economy stymies Tom for now. He can't even use an immediate action until his next turn.))

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll try to clear the area on this side Thomas. Attend the fallen.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well, yes, but it's just 6 seconds

VAE:<font color="#000000">And these sort of comments would get made IC anyways

Hell Hound 11:<font color="#000000">Bite for the lutenist! Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 20 + 7 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3+1d6 = 5 + 3 + 1 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fire

Hell Hound 11:<font color="#000000">Crit confirm Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 2 + 7 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3+1d6 = 6 + 3 + 5 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fire

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Shit! Edaric!!&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">That provokes! Tessen! &#171; &#160;1d20+12+2 = 9 + 12 + 2 = 23&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+2+1d6+2d6 = 6 + 2 + 2 + 12 = 22&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Does it ever reach him alive?

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Oh wait. I forgot the extra +2 damage from morale. &#171; &#160;22+2 = 22 + 2 = 24&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; damage.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Gah! What is it with hellhounds wanting to eat me all the time?!&quot; Ed tenses, getting ready to pull his fingering arm out of the hellhound's maw... but the teeth never reach him. The hellhound freezes mid-chomp, then collapses to the ground.


 * Swallowtail flicks the ashes off her tessen. &quot;Three.&quot;


 * Dr. Hatari offers thumbs up.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Aelian breathes with relief. &quot;Thank you, Swallowtail. Too close.&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Either they hate music or thing music-making ability is finger-lickin' good.&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">*or think

Edaric has received initiative.Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Let's keep that from happening again..&quot; Tathi says.. and draws out the wand of Web.


 * Thomas Lazarus smirks very faintly while looking across the battlefield. &quot;... Yeah ... seems so.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">She signals the area she's about to splut.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl is just...painting away between turns.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Is he -humming?-

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That's kind of hard to see.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">More gray.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Less white.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Fucking phillistines....

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">xp

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( This is me. ))


 * Edaric slings his lute back over his shoulder, drawing a longsword and stepping forward.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( Pretending to care. ))

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">GODDAMNIT ED&gt; &gt;:|

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">XP

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Sorry! I couldn't see past the buffs!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">This better?

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Yes. You will not be beaten. This time.


 * Dr. Hatari is now picturing Reaper roaring through the comms, &quot;SOMEONE CLEAN UP THESE BUFFS; I CAN'T SEE SHIT THROUGH MY HUD.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Unless you're into that.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">In which case, ask Tomiko about 'leather.'

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9+2 = 18 + 9 + 2 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Bard attack! &#171; &#160;1d8+3+1d6+1d6+2 = 4 + 3 + 2 + 4 + 2 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Serrierr; &quot;Oh yeaaaaah.&quot;

Tokens dropped onto map 'World Map'* Glitch dodges bricks?

Hell Hound 13:<font color="#000000">The hellhound.... falls.


 * Edaric actually looks stunned. &quot;.......&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It has been a while since I had a pet... *_*

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;I didn't expect that to work.&quot; o3o;;

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">I AM NOT AVAILABLE.

Tathi has received initiative.Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">THERE IS ONLY AVAILABLE AND FAST RUNNERS.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">... when is the last time you hit something in melee, anyway?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I have 50 land speed.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well...

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">You know, it would totally amaze me.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">... oh wow, I think it was Castle Osyluth. When I almost got made into bardpaste by a polar bear. |D;;;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi quickly brandishes the wand, and oh my god why is anything that sticky!? It's everywhere! On the ceiling, on the floor, on the walls, and everywhere between! They need to make a reflex, but, regardless, they're entangled. And humiliated.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">... Ed helped me kill Ocahilon... actually. =3=c

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">If Sszeyl -didn't- get into a footrace with a Cheetah if we ever go south.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh I forgot about those. Euhg. I hated that room.

Hell Hound 14:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 16 + 5 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Reflex, &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 1 + 5 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Reflex, &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 5 + 5 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Reflex!

Tathi: <font color="#9933ff">(( thing is because they're on fire, it'll only last one round before they burn through.. buuut Tathi doesn't know this. ;) ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ohhhhh Web.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Oh you.


 * Gamal-Junayd will race you as well I'm at 50 too

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">you'll eventually outpace me, but for now...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/9/91838/2346514-oh_you_super.jpg

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Actually, no he won't.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">50 is your max?

Swallowtail has received initiative.Tathi: <font color="#9933ff">(( BUT. They will only burn the square they are in! So if they move, process repeats. XP ))

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">That's one of the things I don't like about the Tatooed Monk class.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">It doesn't up unencumbered speed.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Swallowtail steps off the web zone and levels her weapon. &quot;...&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">huh. gamal has 5 more feet of speed coming

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Web creates a variety of complications I need to check before firing.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I can decide to take a level of Monk again, ass. &gt;:|

Tathi: <font color="#9933ff">(( gonna start up dinner. if anyone complains about me being quiet or accuses me of steaming, slap them with a sailfish. ))

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">And get 10 move.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Or just get fancy boots.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Whichever.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">If you have at least 5 feet of web between you and an opponent, it provides cover. If you have at least 20 feet of web between you, it provides total cover (see Cover, page 150).

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Hellhound 2 is both flat footed and in cover.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">I think that makes sneak attack possible?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Cover doesn't affect sneakattak.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">No wait -- it was concealment that negated it.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Cover is an AC bonus.


 * Ghostwish peeks in.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Can sneak attack.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">flat-footed.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">PEW PEW &#171; &#160;1d20+12+2+2 = 2 + 12 + 2 + 2 = 18&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+4d6+1d6+1d6+2 = 4 + 13 + 2 + 5 + 2 = 26&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6+2+2 = 12 + 6 + 2 + 2 = 22&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+4d6+2d6+2 = 4 + 13 + 3 + 2 = 22&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">She takes a few careful shots at the creature's eyes.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Done!

Hell Hound 2:<font color="#000000">Cover or not, another dead hellhound -- on the first shot!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(oo, redirect second shot?)

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Well, the other is so far away it has total cover.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">So I'm good.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">If you have at least 5 feet of web between you and an opponent, it provides cover. If you have at least 20 feet of web between you, it provides total cover.

Swallowtail: <font color="#ff0000">(( Done! ))


 * Hell Hound 14 struggles free of the web, then leaps at Sszeyl! Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 5 + 7 = 12&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3+1d6 = 8 + 3 + 5 = 16&#160;  &#187; fire!

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Also, thankfully, Web is dismissable.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Because it would last fucking forever if it weren't.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">brb!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Again, Sszeyl keeps his pimphand strong.


 * Gamal-Junayd leaps over abishai 2, spinning in the air as he landds flanking the one next to sszeyel. dc 40 tumble check to move 10 feet as a 5 foot step and still full attack. normal tumble checks to get past, no combat expertise full attack starting on abishai 1, moving to abishai 2 if 1 drops

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">And slaps the pathetic fool trying to mess with his painting.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;If you survive the next few seconds, I'll consider dealing with you.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Now shush. I have work to do.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Can't let you have all the fun, sszeyl. now, lets clean up this group so thomas can heal people.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">You know. I just realized I can do this all the time now.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl has combat expertise.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">He can wade in, agitate people, and remain untouched if he maxes it.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 1 = 1&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+17+AMod = 1 + 17 + 4 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+6+DMod = Dam = (16 + 6 + 3) = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Then turn around and brutally murder people next turn.

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Old man, I don't know who you are, but I like you already! And what you said earlier about the rotten milk-skinned bastard really pissed him off--that's good in my books!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 3 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+17+AMod = 3 + 17 + 4 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+4+DMod = Dam = (8 + 4 + 2) = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 4 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+12+AMod = 4 + 12 + 4 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+6+DMod = Dam = (10 + 6 + 3) = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 19 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+12+AMod = 19 + 12 + 4 = 35&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+4+DMod = Dam = (16 + 4 + 2) = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) Crit Threat! (Confirmation Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+12+AMod = 17 + 12 + 4 = 33&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Crit Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam +1d6+4+DMod = 22 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Black Abishai 1:<font color="#000000">Down in two blows...

Black Abishai 2:<font color="#000000">And also down!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">it is -2 to hit on any attacks on 2 since I am not flanking him if it matters

Gamal-Junayd: <font color="#000000">&quot;five&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Shame.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I wanted to murder that one.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Oh well. Looks like my schedule has cleared up.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;You'll just have to be faster.&quot;

Hell Hound 8:<font color="#000000">This hellhound tries to bite the prisoner! Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 14 + 7 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3+1d6 = 1 + 3 + 4 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fire

Miron has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">VAE, Miron's turn!

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">The man look carefully at the hellhound in front of him as it attacks--and succeeds. &quot;Ngh! Rabid dog!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's not my fault if you pay more attention to painting then killing. You need to balance your life goals you know.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7+2 = 2 + 7 + 2 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; (flanking) as the inquisitor cracks his mace against the hellhound's skull.

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ge'off me, fucker!&quot;

Hell Hound 14:<font color="#000000">A miss, unfortunately.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck..the swine dodged.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">End turn

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">&quot; Everybody's swearin' so much. &quot;

Nathokokasprithion:<font color="#000000">A deep chuckle. &quot; I would say they're entitled, in this situation. &quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's simply part of the normal banter of combat. It's not only expected, it's just about required!&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">The man manages to bat the hellhound away. &quot;Hey! You ugly-ass mutt! Got a cure for your mange here! Die!&quot; The man claps one palm over the back of his other hand and raises them to his head, then thrusts forward! (AoO)

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Really?&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">*thrusts his hands forward

Hell Hound 8:<font color="#000000">Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 9 + 7 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3+1d6 = 2 + 3 + 2 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fire AoO!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Ask Barbarus to teach you what is acceptable battle-language. Or your brothers.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Your grandfather is also a good source if you want to sound exceedingly professional.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Or just make yourself sound older. Dragons can shapeshift, yes?&quot;

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Do I need to practice swearing to become a good adventurer, Grandfather?&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;This'll fix your face!&quot; Eldritch Blast &#171;

<i> &#160;1d20+9 = 5 + 9 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Ranged Touch Attack, &#171; &#160;5d6 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage if it hits.

</i>Nathokokasprithion:<font color="#000000">The deeper voice chuckles again. &quot;A better question for your brother Maxissoren, Lumisteria.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Well, the red is currently feeding me some memories of your grandfather swearing rather loudly when the Red broke one of his legs in combat.&quot;

Hell Hound 8:<font color="#000000">YIPE!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I'm not so sure that counts, though.&quot;

Sszeyl has received initiative.Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">A blast of brilliant white energy shoots from the man's stance, with one hand pressed to the back of his other.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Welp.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Looks like I need to find a new playmate for this instance.&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">(oops, forgot DR.)

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl flicks his wrist, and the painting rolls up. He just glowers at the hounds for a moment...

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Eeny, meeny, miney, you.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you really want to, you can get by without it, just don't take offense if others do not refrain from such practices as well. It is expected, and a lack of swearing is more likely to make you stand out than joining in.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+11+2 = 15 + 11 + 2 = 28&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Drow pimpslap to death on Hound 14. &#171; &#160;1d10+6+2d6+2 = 3 + 6 + 7 + 2 = 18&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Magical Pimpdamge.

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;And who is that watching and talking to us? Did someone say a kid? --No, wait, later.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Dragons.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Gold dragons.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;A dragon really.&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Huh.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Whole family of them.&quot;

Hell Hound 14:<font color="#000000">The hound is slapped back toward Miron, who gets a view of hellhound rear. Ew.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Hmm.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I don't have enough for a second attack, so I think I'm done...unless I could crank out a craft check for the painting? :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I hope it doesn't fart.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It only takes one hand to punch.

Hell Hound 4:<font color="#000000">Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+7+2 = 18 + 7 + 2 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3+1d6 = 4 + 3 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fire for Sszeyl! You may, albeit take a -2 penalty for combat. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You have four whole functional limbs left!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl suddenly finds his arm bitten.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Slapped back.. does Miron get an AoO? Didn't see if the hound moved

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&quot;A properly trained fighter is never unarmed, in fact, he has at minimum four weapons on him at all times.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;So one of you actually shows competence before death.&quot;

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#CC0066">&quot;How gutless.&quot;

</b>Liatai:<font color="#000000">No AoO, that was just flavor text.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom takes 5 burning damage from the Shield Other.

Olidamarran Warrior:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 39&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">heh. Four weapons... Imagine a hound being killed by a kick in the arse XD

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">But it barely even dampens his aura.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Now I'm tempted to allow Miron an AoO. :B *BRICK'D*

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Is that an achievement?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I should probably move my bonuses to AC when I'm done...oh wait, can't do that yet.

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- That's Lily! And Jeffrey -- tch! ... ... ... Elven wizard with the long name, can you get rid of those webs?&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">(random aisde; I'm surprised no one called me out on the description of the eldritch blast :B )

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I've got them. Please destroy the fiends.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Awww.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi smirks. &quot;You'll be joining Thomas in his lessons to pronounce my name.&quot; Tathi says, and dismisses the webs.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">No one followed through on the other half of my joke.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Oh well.


 * Flynn Baker draws a hand crossbow and shoots off a bolt while waiting for an answer. &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 7 + 11 = 18&#160;  &#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d4+2+2d6 = 2 + 2 + 8 = 12&#160;  &#187;

Hell Hound 1:<font color="#000000">YIPE!

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom slides away from the other close by hellhound before kneeling by the fallen. He holds both his palms out towards them, and murmurs a prayer as blue energy suffuses their wounds. ((Tom spontaneous converts Channeled Divine Shield for &#171; &#160;3d8+11 = 8 + 11 = 19&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; healing on the fallen Fortune Teller, and casts Close Wounds on the Warrior for &#171;  &#160;1d4+5 = 1 + 5 = 6&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;.))

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">OH. And I totally forgot.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The warrior, at the very least, isn't dying anymore.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Done!

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">(...actually, will wait until next turn if it comes at all.)

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#FF0000">&quot;Calm down -- we'll save you. Combat is still on. Don't draw their attention.&quot;

<font color="#FF0000"> Tom speaks while looking up at the melee between spells.

Olidamarran Fortune Teller:<font color="#000000">From the brink of death, back to life. The warrior was at -9, and the fortune-teller wasn't far behind at -8.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">omfg I totally forgot to command my lightning ball last round. *facedesk*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(Hey Lia, maybe start deleting dead hounds from the init?)

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(jut for neatness. :B )

Olidamarran Fortune Teller:<font color="#000000">The woman gasps, scrabbling for something that had fallen that is no longer there.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Also I have toaster strudels.


 * Thomas Lazarus is jealous. &gt;:C

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good work, Tom&quot;

Hell Hound 1:<font color="#000000">The hound snaps free of what remains of the webs, snarling at Sszeyl! Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+7+2 = 3 + 7 + 2 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3+1d6 = 5 + 3 + 4 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fire

Aelian has received initiative.Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Aelian nocks two arrows at once and fires at Hell Hound 14! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-4+2 = 11 + 15 - 4 + 2 = 24&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3+2+1d6+1d6 = 3 + 3 + 2 + 6 + 4 = 18&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+15-4+2 = 3 + 15 - 4 + 2 = 16&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3+2+1d6+1d6 = 2 + 3 + 2 + 6 + 1 = 14&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187;!

Hell Hound 14:<font color="#000000">The first arrow felled it! Aiming the second one at a different hound? :3

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Done!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Yup!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl's attention is totally on #4. He doesn't even acknowledge that #1 just tried to bite him.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">#1

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">He just lets the dog miss.

Hell Hound 1:<font color="#000000">Ooh, so close! You nicked it, but it's not down yet!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">#4 is being treated to what happens when you take someone who has been breezing through combat, not giving a fuck, and get their undivided attention.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I hope it was worth it.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Flurry of blows? :D

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Oh fuck the hell yes.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">BRN CRSHR?


 * Olidamarran Fortune Teller takes Tom's advice, staying low, but her attention is on the golden-eyed stranger's back.

Edaric has received initiative.* Thomas Lazarus glances to her, then follows her gaze. &quot;..He's safe now. I exorcised the devil.&quot;


 * Edaric seems distracted by a conversation in Elven. &quot;-- (A what? -- Sorry, it's loud in here -- Silver! YES!)&quot;

Tathi has received initiative.* Ghostwish quickly licks citrus off his fingers.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(Silver was good and blue was bad, right? :o )

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I think.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;The vault team's thrown up a silver flare!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi just smirk as she lets the spell do its job. She glances towards Edaric. &quot;Good news, I hope?&quot;

Ball Lightning:<font color="#9933FF">BZZZZZZAAAPPP!!! Reflex DC 20 to take half of &#171; &#160;10d6 = 44&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; points of shock damage!


 * Thomas Lazarus nods his head sternly. &quot;Good.&quot;

Hell Hound 1:<font color="#000000">No matter what, that's another exploded hellhound. A shower of sparks flies everywhere!

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Done!

Swallowtail has received initiative.Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- He also says brace for impact.&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">Strangely enough, the stranger instantly plants his feet when he hears that, no question asked.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Swallowtail stalks into the battlefield -- visibly? And aims her weapon down at Hell Hound #8! &#171; &#160;1d20+12+2+2 = 2 + 12 + 2 + 2 = 18&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+4d6+2d6+2 = 3 + 11 + 6 + 2 = 22&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh dear. whats gone on now?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Yee!! Brace for impact!?&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">WHAM!!! A loud CRASH shakes the northern wall, followed by laughter anyone who was in the stables immediately recognizes.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">..But then she vanishes. &quot;The last, for you.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">serrier or tomi's laughter?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">wait stables, gotta be tomi

Hell Hound 4:<font color="#000000">Stylish, Swallowtail... but it's not quite dead.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;The First Horseman rides.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sounds like your sister's having fun, brother.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Oh well, I try. =3= *bricked*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Yeah.. problem'll be getting her to stop having fun.&quot; =w=;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Allow me to show you...the power of the second...&quot;

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Glitch:<font color="#000000">...Gamal's gonna kill-steal, Sszeyl. ^^;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know terri. if you can hear that laughter, just follow it and you'll be able to say high to thomas's sister.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Yep.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Unless he voluntarily delays. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">And if he does, Sszeyl will lose a bit of respect for Gamal, then gain it back when he realizes how petty that is.

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tom's sister?&quot; :O &quot;Grandfather, how do I do that?!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Ultimately, this wolf is only an annoyance.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">One that messed with my groove.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ssezyl, you got this one? Good.&quot; And he dc 40 tumble flips back over next to golden eye, full attack on hound 8

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&quot;Gow! You threw off my groove!&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm sorry but you've thrown off the emeror's groove.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">*emperor's

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It's a point of tremendous personal pride that she's is, in actuality, dramatically more infernal and scary than the devils from hell are.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tePa0CI478k

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Yep.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 1 = 1&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+17+AMod = 1 + 17 + 2 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 4d6+6+DMod = Dam = (15 + 6 + 3) = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 14 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+17+AMod = 14 + 17 + 2 = 33&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 4d6+4+DMod = Dam = (15 + 4 + 2) = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 12 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+12+AMod = 12 + 12 + 2 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 4d6+6+DMod = Dam = (18 + 6 + 3) = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Nathokokasprithion:<font color="#000000">You can practically hear the ^^;, and then the smile. &quot;Perhaps later, Lumisteria. After we have a talk about asking before borrowing your grandfather's crystal ball, perhaps?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 8 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+12+AMod = 8 + 12 + 2 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 4d6+4+DMod = Dam = (15 + 4 + 2) = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">BUS-TED. |D;;;;;;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;That reminds me.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi blinks, and then laughs outloud!! &quot;AH HA!!! Terri you little sneak!!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Has Barbarus assigned you a squad yet?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So you didn't ask before you borrowed his ball eh? Should always ask before borrowing anyone's ball. Maybe Tomiko will come this way so you can see her.&quot;

Hell Hound 8:<font color="#000000">Downed hellhound!

Miron has received initiative.Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thanks for the assist, man!&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;That is one diced dog!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;No problem. six &quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">An amusing thought.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">As Tom banished Ocahilon;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Gamal: *Gimli* THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE! &gt;:O


 * Dr. Hatari is bricked.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Heehee. |D

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">haha nice.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">cept I don't think tom's in the running. I'm more worried about the head kordits, tomi, and serrier really. maybe altonor

GM:<font color="#000000">You can hear more booms, and scraping from up north. (VAE, will Miron leave that last hellhound to Sszeyl, or what will he do?)

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;There's a break in the battle they're taking to loot.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Aww. Looks like Sszeyl won't have the chance to be not the slightest bit preturbed by a ball of lightning passing so close it makes his hair stand up. XP


 * Dr. Hatari just now noticed Swallowtail's AC was actually pretty good.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I should have her melee more. =3=c

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tell them to make sure to grab equipment! We've got a lot of able bodies and not a lot of steel.&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Loot? Oh yeah, I was gonna say, there's a place they keep confiscated items at! I've got to get my gear back, especially my badge! I need it!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;One step at a time, friend.&quot; Tom looks around, scanning the far sides of the halls.

VAE:<font color="#000000">oh sorry

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wouldn't want to leave anything useful to the enemies...wait...did you say badge? Who are you?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;They say make sure you grab confiscated gear! Especially... badge? What kind of badge? You're not Leaden Mace, too, are you?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 6 + 7 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; On last hellhound

Hell Hound 4:<font color="#000000">Whiff!

Golden-Eyed Prisoner has received initiative.Teeny Rin:<font color="#9933FF">HAY ARE YOU LEDDUN MASH? *brick'd*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck..... I'm not that old!&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Leaden Mace? Oh, fuck no. Hang on a sec, there's one more thing to go...I think old man wants it, though.&quot; The man turns to face the remaining hellhound, with arms raised in a fighting stance, but he waits. Delay.

Sszeyl has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl's motions seem to blur.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;'Fuck, no?' What sort of a response is that fucking supposed to be?!&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">nat1nat1nat1

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;In this town? a sane one.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... A badge of undetermined kind, I guess. We've got someone here looking for an important badge.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus eyerolls.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So, what type of badge is it?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">One hand reaches forward toward the dog's head. Another goes under the head, toward the chest. &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 8 + 5 = 13&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 7 + 5 = 12&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Flurry of blows...

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;You're talking to some one? Tell them it looks like a big gold triangle with two smaller triangles!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Yep. Both miss.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just who are you working for?&quot;

Hell Hound 4:<font color="#000000">Whiff and whiff.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Brother Thomas who kicked out that devil spending a holiday in your body is a Mace inquisitor.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I'm getting too poor for this work.&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl missed?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;It seems my efforts diminish as I apply more effort.&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">If so, Stranger takes his turn immediately next.

VAE:<font color="#000000">What should Miron roll to try to recognise the description?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(wait for it.)

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;There's a philosophy lesson there. But I'm not in the mood for it.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;--That's enough. It was just a turn of phrase. Don't get so riled up. We have too many other things for our attention.&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">Is Sszeyl's turn ended?

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Gold triangle with two smaller triangles, he says. ...... Radiant what now?&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 15 + 7 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Knowledge (local), &#171;  &#160;1d20+10 = 6 + 10 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; bardic knowledge.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Flurry is a full-round.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">So yes.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I won't take this shit from someone whose arse we just saved.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 5 + 9 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Knowledge (local)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It was just a turn of phrase.&quot; He rubs the bridge of his nose.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">lawls

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">The man presses the palm of one hand over the back of another, raises them to his head, and thrusts his hands forward again! Ranged Touch Attack on the last hellhound--with -4 for firing into melee. &#171; &#160;1d20+9-4 = 6 + 9 - 4 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I'm -way- too invested in this game.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Those bad rolls have soured my entire mood.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">If I may make a suggestion.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;....&quot; Ed's eyes widen. &quot;Uhhhhm. Miron. He's from the Radiant Trinity --&quot; And then he's cut off by the eldritch blast.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Paint instead!

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I can't.


 * Dr. Hatari table-flips.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">WOT

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I can say he's painting, but craft is a standard action.

Hell Hound 4:<font color="#000000">The hellhound dodges that one, too!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Radiant Trinity....&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">Another blast of brilliant energy lances from the man's hands, but goes wide.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I can't actually get the numerical awesomeness of it until after combat.

VAE:<font color="#000000">can I reroll local, or roll something else once the name is figured?

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Dammit, my aim's off! Stupid drain-manacles!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Okay, you know what.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Fuckit.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Knife him.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We'll get you patched up soon.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know, one of the big-name adventuring guilds -- they have recognition from the kingdom. Like the Mace.&quot;

Hell Hound 4:<font color="#000000">The hound tries to bite Sszeyl one last time! Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 14 + 7 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3+1d6 = 5 + 3 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fire


 * Thomas Lazarus displays his lack of worldliness by being clueless. &quot;...?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;-- Does that mean you're here to help, and not just a victim?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm... we recognise them? I...&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">The man looks at Thomas...and gives an odd salute, by pressing three fingers against his forehead.

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Vonain Seldriot, Dynamic of Squad Arrow-Six of the Order of the Radiant Trinity.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 11 + 9 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Local again. An adventuring guild by the name of Radiant Trinity.. did I ever meet those twats before?!

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">Anyone may make a DC 10 untrained Int check, or a Knowledge (local) check

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well. First I've met of you, but anyone helping is welcome right now.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I pass.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The Radiant Trinity is a coalition organization formed between the churches of Heironeous, Pelor, and Kord. They primarily work on Akellon government contract now, and recruit adventurers to fill their ranks. Their greatest presence is in Central/Southeastern Akellon.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know miron, foot in the mouth itis is easily preventable by the simple precautions of thinking before you speak, and not being a bigoted jerk.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">sorry, was showing off gun to old friend.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">texan thing. :P

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 7 + 9 = 16&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; knowledge local!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">er what's that loremaster thing where I roll like bardic knowledge...

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well... what the fuck are you doing here?! Weren't you lot keeping to the south?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">May the hound attack now? ^^;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">ack, brb again, douglas

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">So we can get out of combat, I get this painting done, and bamshzam.

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;We're all over the place, just like you are, tiny man. I'm in a mobile squad.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;I just know the stories about them, never met one myself, but that's what Altonor says the badge is from.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Fair enough.&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+13-4 = 16 + 13 - 4 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; crossbow shot! &#171; &#160;1d4+2d6+2+1 = 2 + 9 + 2 + 1 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Hell Hound 4:<font color="#000000">And down it goes.

GM:<font color="#000000">Combat over!


 * Swallowtail reappears.

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Finally!&quot; The man then looks at the two still-breathing bodies...

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I suppose that'll do for now. A fat lot of good you did promoting your lot, though. Nobody taught you not to put your head into the wasp nest?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What were you even thinking, coming here alone.. sheesh.&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">And with a snarl, he conjurs up mystic power and blasts each of them in sequence (coup de grac with Eldritch Blast)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Pff. We've all suffered casualties to them, brother.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom focuses on healing.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He kneels and brings the Warrior back to the waking world. &#171; &#160;2d8+3 = 11 + 3 = 14&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;All we knew is that there was a fiend incursion here, but we didn't know it was this bad. Hell, my squad was supposed to be reconnaissance.&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Are you two all right?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+10+mod = 9 + 10 + 2 = 21&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Craft (painting) check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+10+mod = 2 + 10 + 2 = 14&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Craft (painting) check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">We're going to pretend that 2 didn't happen.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Anyone who says different is a liar, and a witch.

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">Of note, the man also wears some strange attire--his trenchcoat is asymmetric, with an extra-long right sleeve.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Murder them.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+10+mod = 13 + 10 + 2 = 25&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Craft (painting) check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">There, much better.

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">He also quickly reaches into his pockets and pulls out two glove. The left one is normal, but the right glove has a sleeve that extends up to his elbow by the looks of it.

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">*two gloves


 * Dr. Hatari concludes battle music.

Olidamarran Fortune Teller:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now I am -- and so is he. The spirits must have guided you here with such perfect timing... I could see my ancestors. Without trying!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Reconnaissance, huh? Next time make sure you can get your arse out of whatever pond you dunk it in.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I know that feeling.&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;I know...I know...gods, I can't believe that bastard got in my head.&quot; He looks at Thomas. &quot;Thank you. Thank you all so much.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus shakes his head.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl slides over, and slips the canvas he spent so much time and effort into painting during combat into Tom's pocket.

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you had been just a moment too late...he would have made me...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">then moves away.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Providence.. it must have been.&quot;


 * Olidamarran Warrior gasps, then kicks up to a standing position, looking around wildly.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tom..sort the fallen out.. and someone inspect the other cells.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That was Oliver Veinfrost.&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah. Could tell you met him before. What are the odds?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;And just who was this oliver?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;The fiend I killed and decided to become an Inquisitor over.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">back!

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;He was pissed to see you again.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yep. Tom killed him before. A sadist swine of an abishai.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">The old man just puts his back to the group. And turns stone still while looking at the opposite wall.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Douglas has lost his goddamn mind I tell you what. |P

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;And...by the gods. The thoughts he had...&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sick.

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just....sick.?i&gt;&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just....sick.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Mm.&quot; He simply nods. &quot;I know.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We have seen some of his handiwork. Whatever thoughts you might have had, it was prob'ly worse.&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;I had to have that bastard's thoughts going in my head. Ugh.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Can you expect different froma fiend?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Ed? Tathi? You two allright?&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;...No...never would have expected any different at al--nrgh!&quot; The man suddenly grips his right arm, wincing.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not a scratch -- hey! I actually got one!&quot;


 * Swallowtail killed some fiends and saved someone.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I'm fine. They never got close.&quot;


 * Swallowtail is so proud!!

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I saw that.&quot; Aelian says, and smirks. &quot;Don't worry little Edaric. Some day you shall be as glorious as the proud Aelian.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus raises a brow. &quot;What..?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Nothing to say at the moment.


 * Edaric suddenly frowns, and announces to the ceiling, &quot;Yeah, yeah, I know! -- You too, Ael?&quot; =3=;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl just stands there.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Whats up with your arm?&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;You all right there... Dynamic, was it?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well. Thanks for the help.&quot; Tom activates ye olde healwand. &quot;..Vonain, right?&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fine...will pass in a moment...don't worry about it. Nrgh. Had it for a long time. Nothing you can do about it now...will show you later.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tap. &#171; &#160;2d8+3 = 11 + 3 = 14&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">The man flexes his hand, and seems to get better, sighing. &quot; Stupid.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Gamal too. &#171; &#160;2d8+3 = 9 + 3 = 12&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yup. Vonain Seldriot, though for obvious reasons, a lot of people just call me Goldeneye.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Ehn, some more. &#171; &#160;2d8+3 = 11 + 3 = 14&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">There.

Olidamarran Warrior:<font color="#000000">To simplify Heal checks and such, temporarily making these two Party NPCs.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Aelian laughs softly, shaking his head. &quot;You did well there, Edaric.&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;...and thanks for that magic.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What's with your eyes? Thought you were a devil, rather than a possessed man.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Come on. Let's join the others.&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;A devil? Gods no.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom glances to Vonain. &quot;... Aasimar, by my guess.&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm planetouched.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Who the hell lets a caster go forth with 12 ac.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;A young boy said you would be.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lucky the hellhounds were stuffed between you and me, or I'd have brought you down in a way that you wouldn't like. A swine of a man half an hour earlier didn't.&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;That'd be correct, yep.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So, what's your name. I'm Gamal-Junayd, and most of us here are fromt he Vigilant Guardians, out of castleton.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">At ecl 8.

Miron:<font color="#000000">*quarter an hour, more like

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Though.&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;I imagine full introductions can wait until later.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">oh missed the name

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can tell you guys are running a big op here.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;That explains why your presence gives me a headache.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You aren't cleared to know that.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">And back to statue.

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;My guess is you're releasing prisoners. There's a lot of good people here who shouldn'tbe.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;This is a Mace operation.&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let's hop to it. I'll help.:

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It's a joint operation.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;No. it's not Miron. the Mace is not in control.&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;This is a joint operation, inquisitor.&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Don't forget that.&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Gotta get these people out of here, and maybe I'll get to pay some more bastards back.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Acting Commander Stanford is the one giving out orders.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;The mace arent even operating as a majority.&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;To the Mace.&quot;

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&quot;C'mon! I know which cells have which people in them.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;... did Miron just get rebuffed three times? I think my inner child giggled.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus handwaves. &quot;Oh my gosh it doesn't matter.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Roll Listen checks!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Letting the person who used to work in this area organize things doesn't mean it's now a mace operation.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Tom doesn't even notice the canvas in his pocket, huh? :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Listen Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 9 + 1 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 15 + 7 = 22&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Listen check!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;When a rider has four mules pulling his cart, who's the one in charge, the mules or him?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 5 + 5 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Listen

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Untrained listen.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom gives the warrior a little more healing. &#171; &#160;2d8+3 = 11 + 3 = 14&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &quot;How're you for walking, sir? There's an exit back out that hall,&quot; He points, &quot;and all the way to the south, under a staircase. We've been sending folk out en mass. Got some priests in the tunnels looking out for you, and a lotta peers.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Can you make it alright now?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Spot: &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 19 + 5 = 24&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Listen: &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 20 + 5 = 25&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 12 + 10 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Listen

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So many Tom nat 20 listens tonight..

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">What's-his-name would be proud.

Olidamarran Warrior:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll manage. Thank you. Seriously, thank you.&quot; Tom also notices the canvas Sszeyl slipped to him, in addition to the Listen results I'm about to give out.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+2+floor((wisdom-10)/2) = 20 + 2 + floor((13 - 10) / 2) = 23&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; listen!

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 11 + 13 = 24&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; listen!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">:.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The player totally missed the canvas line in the chaos. XP

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Cept were not shackled to a cart. Maybe you are shackled, but we are free enough to make our own decisions, And with the track record you are showing, It's quite obvious that the mace is in need of either a major restructuring to purge itself of bigots, or places like this will become more and more common as time goes on, till it's little difference between the mace and a hextorian operation.&quot;

Glitch whispers: since you said there'd only be two battles, do you intend to actually play out opening every cell with Olidamarrans in it, or is that fast-forwardable with Vonain's inside knowledge?

You whisper to Meany: Sszeyl hears a sizzling and a few short phrases from behind the western door.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">sorry, old friend over, chatting.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( At 10pm. ))


 * Thomas Lazarus sighs and hangs his head. &quot;Come on. This isn't the time or place for that. Either of you.&quot; He looks around.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( Are your friends hookers? ))

You whisper to Ghostwish: The elves hear a sizzling and a few short phrases from behind the western door.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( Are you hiring them? ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">:B

Golden-Eyed Prisoner:<font color="#000000">Vonain throws his head back and laughs. &quot;Wow, nice burn! I like you too, mummy-man.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If instead of spouting bullshit, you actually did something useful.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Something behind the door.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom raises a brow and looks up. &quot;...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Are you still there, Terri?&quot;

You whisper to Dr. Hatari: Thomas hears... familiar voices from behind the western door. Lyle and Ansramil, perhaps. &quot;On three,&quot; says Ansramil. &quot;Be ready for anything.&quot; &quot;Always am,&quot; replies Lyle. A sizzling noise is heard.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I've been doing useful things. Like not backstabing those you've fought next to to bring in someone who's crime was practical jokes.&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;...Backstabbing?&quot;

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah, Grandfather wants to talk to you.&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;...Should I watch out for that tiny man?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;--Whoah whoah whoah whoah--&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Only if your standing next to a drow.&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">There's a solemn frown on his face.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom stands and faces west.

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;...Huh. I see.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;FRIENDLIES!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Our organisation has been standing firm when your great grandfather was sucking his mother, and it will be when your great grand children will have silver hair, unless someone cuts your balls off like they do to a goat.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;It is sad you can't see the signs of your own corruption Miron.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;A conversation with a mystically old and legendary dragon? Hrm, would we be fools to pass this?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I think so.&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain ignores Miron and Gamal now and looks to Thomas. &quot;Friendlies, you say?&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Do they need an assist, or are they coming to us?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom shouted that at the door, to clarify.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is it the North team? Have they grabbeds the documents?&quot;

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">BAM! The door flies open with a snap kick that leaves a trail of arcane-seeming energy behind it. &quot;-- So I see. Hail, brother. ........ You've been busy.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And I don't find releasing prisoners a prank&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom relaxes a little.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..You could say that.. good to see you.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Cudgel bless you, brothers! How fare things at your end?&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus lowers his sword and looks up.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He laughs softly once.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;But that's exactly what were doing here. Prisoners unjustly imprisoned, should be released.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;................. So, uh ........... Hi, Terri.&quot; He smiles.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We're a little preoccupied, as you can see. But it's nice to, you know, hear from you.&quot; =w=

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Not well. There's much to tell, and unfortunately, somber duty to attend to. Is your side clear?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;This is a city under the grasp of Hextorian heresy ,and diabolism. Braxton Falls is a community of honest, orderly law-fearing citizens.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;You should borrow your grandfathers ball more often. I'm sure you'd see plenty of interesting things.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus looks back to Ansramil. &quot;No -- many closed doors still. But so far, so good.&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Alright, so what are we doing first here? Catching up with the friendlies, talking to these 'dragons', or getting more innocent people out? If you don't mine, I'm pretty sure it won't be long before this place is crawling with fiends, and I'd like to get to the rescuing quicklike.&quot;

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hi Mr. Tom -- I'msorryIdidn'tmeantocausetrouble Ijustthoughtyou'dbewithUncleKerishorak.&quot; |D;;;;

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Who are you talking to?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yet everythign I hear about it sounds horrible, and very reminiscent of the type of place where hextor would find root.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus waves at the disembodied voice nonchalantly. &quot; Don't worry about it.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;There's a difference, if you haven't spotted it through the rags on your face.&quot;

Glitch whispers: in the current hallway, does Vonain know which doors are hiding which people?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;A family of dragons, sir&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, and this bigot.&quot; he gestures at miron.

You whisper to Glitch: None of these doors hold people, nor any of the others he'll be encountering. They're all offices.


 * Thomas Lazarus speaks up, &quot;Long story. Ah.. business first. What's your news? We're still rescuing.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;He sends his love, Terri.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Whats your count of saved?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed.. thirty seven net... and we pulled out fourteen.&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Don't worry about any of the doors in this corridor, though!&quot; Vonain gestures to the closed doors in the corridor. &quot;They're just offices, obviously. Ordinary wooden doors and not iron bars, you know.&quot;


 * Ennis Baker speaks up quietly. &quot; .... seven alive... sixteen... zombies. &quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;There are more cells back the other direction.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Means there's twenty three somewhere in this Erythnul's arse of a place.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus glowers. &quot;...&quot;

Gamal-Junayd: <font color="#000000">&quot;Seven, sixteen...fourteen...&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;37-14-16-7 = 37 - 14 - 16 - 7 = 0&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Seven.. sixteen... does that add to all?&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain looks struck when he hears the report of Ennis. &quot;...Shit.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">:V

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;That comes out to all 37.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Were all of them Olidammarans?&quot;


 * Flynn Baker stares. &quot; .... gods... &quot; He swallows hard.

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Man. Almost all of them were good people.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Don't you show pity to them, Miron.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">crap

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... Well ...&quot; He's quiet for a while.


 * Glitch pops out

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">The church of Olidamara is -outlawed- remember? ^^;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Because we pulled out a couple extraneous folks ...&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">no he just wants to know for the paperwork

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;By the reports, those were the Olidamarrans. There were roughly --&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh don't start this again Meany. ^^;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*nod*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It's not outlawed.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( Oh? ))

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That means we got everyone, and should pull out.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... ... ...&quot; He sighs. &quot; Well. That's our full headcount.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">IT isn't

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( It's been so long since I asked, that I forgot. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It's actually fairly well-respected. '

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hell.. the week of celebrations on the beginning of Damarron

VAE:<font color="#000000">that was in the name of Olidammara you dunce

VAE:<font color="#000000">They might not be well liked by the likes of Miron, but that doesn't translate to outlawed

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sixteen Olidamarrans... twelve other criminals... twenty guardsmen. All zombified.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well then. Let's make like a tree while the devils here can't tell their arse from a hole in the ground.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom is quiet a bit more. &quot;..Basic necromancy?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Or the work of something else?&quot;

Lyle Petersen:<font color="#000000">&quot;Given the ritual circle, naturally, cause for concern. We've shut it down, but we could use some help with corpse duty.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm... one thing strikes me as odd, Lyle.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Have all the remaining cells been checked? There may be others like that kif we found&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why'd they bother with zombies? They can summon hellspawn, who are far better in a battle.&quot;


 * Glitch pops back


 * Thomas Lazarus threads his shield and sword onto his back.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Zombies are the work of two-bit nerullian idiots like the Blackskulls, not the diabolists we're dealing with here. Not usually, anyways.&quot;

Lyle Petersen:<font color="#000000">&quot;.... and then of course there's Arianis to deal with, but he'll be easier to metaphorically beat about the head once we're back in the temple. Hm? Oh, likely a side effect of having abishai aboard. They can animate the dead as often as they please, you know.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Thought so.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Right.. so more like a side-order of walking dead.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">phew, he left. he might move back in! Awesome. can I get a summary pretty please with VAE's ass stapled to it?

VAE:<font color="#000000">You know ghost

VAE:<font color="#000000">I can kick you for lulz.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We won the battle. We made contact with the torture wing squad.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">All heads accounted for.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Most of them got killed and turned into zombies.


 * VAE smiles a pretty smile

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">There.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

Nathokokasprithion:<font color="#000000">The dragons are quiet, as well as the Olidamarrans.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Thanks. :3

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain pinches the bridge of his nose and closes his eyes. &quot;Damn it all...pretty much everyone in this prison didn't belong here, anyway.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom rubs the bridge of his nose.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Well...&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;The fiends had been releasing the real scum and either possessing them or turning them loose in the city.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Like that murderer I gave a bit of a taste of his own medicine and his bitch?&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;But you guys had an exact number, and it's accounted for?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He looks up at the ceiling. &quot;... Mr. ... ah ... sir, are you still there?&quot;


 * Flynn Baker clears his throat. &quot; .... Lily. Can you lead these adventurers back through the tunnel? ... I'm going to go help. &quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom decided to not drop their family name and the fact that they're dragons super wantonly.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">That does make me wonder. Do we know Nathan's draconic name?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Unlike apparently everyone else. *bricked*

Olidamarran Fortune Teller:<font color="#000000">&quot; Of course. &quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Those sure didn't belong there... but only because they should have been hanging like wet cloth.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">They're dragons.

VAE:<font color="#000000">okay, pause for a few minutes?

VAE:<font color="#000000">VAE's guts are rebelling

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Even the grandpa is going to outlive us.


 * VAE needs to make a run a second time

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Go, go.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">We likely won't get to see most of Terri's adventures because we'll be dead.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">You. I might live to see him pass of old age.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I'm younger than you.

Nathokokasprithion:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes, we are.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">You're drow.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">It has been established that I can live to be 700 years old too.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Just that drow kill each other off a lot.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">And most drow are incredibly lucky to see 200.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Same for wood elves with ange issues.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">But you did it!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">dragons don't really die o old age unless they want to

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Good. Ahh.. what was is that you wished to speak about? I.. there was something, yes? I'm terribly sorry.&quot;

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;We'll see you back at the temple for debriefing.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">That cuts it. EAR DUEL. &gt;:|

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He gestures at the bloodbath and fire scores.

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;--Wait, you folks&quot; Vonain says to the north group, &quot;You're the ones who were grabbing gear, right? The conficated items lockers were in the customs and processing office.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...... Distracted and all.&quot;

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;You'll need to talk to the others at the temple, prisoner.&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah, darn--hey, who are you calling prisoner?&quot;

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">We're the west group, not the north group.

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Stranger would be fine. Heck, I'll even take gold-eyed freak.&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain doesn't seem -genuinly- upset, though.

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">*genuinely

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;I don't well know your name, but you have marks from cold-iron handcuffs. Barbaric practice.&quot;

Lyle Petersen:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fiendish, actually.&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">(psst, he put his gloves back on. ^^; )

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know what I meant.&quot; =w=;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Quit waxing and put Nathan back on the phone &gt;:O *bricked*

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Sorry. |D

Nathokokasprithion:<font color="#000000">&quot;More questions than anything, Thomas. Where are you, to be dealing with such a diabolic incursion?&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus folds his arms. &quot;The city of Yoriver. The prison, specifically.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It's a long story and we don't know all the details yet. But most of the streets are becoming like this. We're working hard with a lot of people to undo that.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi glances up towards the scrying sensor. &quot;I have a quite off-topic question for you when you are done talking to Thomas..&quot; She says.


 * Thomas Lazarus looks over his shoulder and frowns. &quot;In fact, some of ours are fighting out there right now to keep openings for us. I'm afraid we need to get back to moving soon, sir.&quot;

Nathokokasprithion:<font color="#000000">&quot;So I see. In good conscience, however, seeing the agents of Tiamat at work with my own eyes there, it would be unbecoming not to offer.... I wonder.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">back

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...?&quot; He's given pause.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do you know of anyone or anything in the area that night be able to help, sir?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Offer what?&quot; Tathi asks curiously.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">The Drow hasn't moved from his last spot. In fact, he hasn't even blinked in three minutes.

Nathokokasprithion:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tell me. Is there anything in particular your resistance finds itself in need of? We are well-connected with several merchants in the Veld.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Also I'm totally glad Terri got to see me do something cool. Thumbs up!


 * Thomas Lazarus is bricked!!!

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">That cinches it, Thomas.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">You're wreck-it ralph now.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">You'll have a memento of that if you ever get the free time to look at the canvas.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We're desperately short on weapons for all our new fighters.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">haha

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'MONNA WRECK IT.

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, is -that- why we haven't been mobbed yet? You've got friends keeping them tied up elsewhere? I only got a few scrambled thoughts from that abishai regarding that...but if they're fighting, right now, to keep the heat off us, I'd say let's not waste it.&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Can we talk and walk?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Let's. The scrying sensor will follow whoever it is tied to.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He shrugs to Vonain. &quot; Probably smart.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sure. walk and rescue away!&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Let's. Altonor just said there's a flight of erinyes headed this way.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Alright. Back to the stairs.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let's get the fuck out indeed.&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Egress time.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Language, Miron.&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain then notices Sszeyl.

GM:<font color="#000000">GUARDIANS ASSEMBLE!

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Terri is listening.&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;...The heck's wrong with him?&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Did he get petrified or something?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;None of your business.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">DM; nah, no alliteration.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Nothing. That's Sszeyl. This is above par for normal for him.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">More like...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;He's.. a monk of an exotic order.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">GUARDIANS, GROUP-UP!

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh. M'kay.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;He hasn't slept in a few weeks. You'll get used to it, maybe.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">VAE, you have no idea how much I wanted to go &quot;READERS ASSEMBLE! /Lemon&quot; *brick'd*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;He just isn't the same when he's not using hell hound fire breath to dry paintings.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh, and for the hell of it.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom now looks at the painting he was handed.

VAE:<font color="#000000">AhAhAHAHA

VAE:<font color="#000000">Lia +1 win

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I'm busy confronting my own incompetence at this juncture.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;So yeah.&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">So, group be walkwalkwalking out?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">dm move?

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">or vworp, if there's nothing between us and home free?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">-- Wait a second incredibly sexy fortune teller, you're not a Guardian!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">WALK ALONE. *bricked*

Lily Cayce:<font color="#000000">&quot;This way...&quot; The odd-eyed woman leads the way into the tunnels.

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Hell, she can walk with me in that case. |D

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so is that the type of woman toms into?

Lily Cayce:<font color="#000000">The barkeep left to see to the dead, so you're stuck with me for a while, cutie. |3

Nathokokasprithion:<font color="#000000">&quot;Weaponry... I see. Anything else?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">As long as I'm thinking of it, everyone present, recieve &#171; &#160;1d8+11 = 6 + 11 = 17&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; spot healing. Fwoosh of area healing.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Awww.. And I thought you and Anise would make such a nice pair, Tom.

Nathokokasprithion:<font color="#000000">&quot;How are you for essentials? Food, water, medical supplies?&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;...Good question. Where are we headed to, and what've we got to work with?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I suspect we need medical supplies, most of all. Everyone else?&quot; She says, looking to the group.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom rubs his brow. &quot;Quite probably, sir. But I'm afraid I'm far from the best person to answer about resistance supplies.&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Any pressing shortage of material? Sounds like you've got a real resistance going on.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;The temple of light. The ground there is consecrated.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Id like to do a quick check of any remaining cells. No one left behind who doesn't deserve this place.&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;...And resistances are always short of something.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">The painting is, like Tomiko's very dark. But unlike hers, which incorporates bloody red into the backdrop, this one is very gold and black. Thomas is the central figure of the painting, emitting golden light from sword, shield, holy symbol, and a halo behind his head illuminating some of the stonework from the jail. His expression and posture is that of his earlier declaration against Veinfrost, before moving in for the kill. However, the top of the painting portray's Thomas' shadow for lack of a better term. It doesn't match with the Tom below; it's taller, longer-limbed, and buffer. It is the shadow of an older man, with a mane-like head of hair that upon inspection actually mimics Thomas' Pelor holy symbol perfectly. The shadow is golden-eyed as well. The signature of this peace is an arrow with a silk ribbon shaft, hanging from Thomas' belt.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">On the back is the title, written in bold gothic font: &quot;Halt, Villain!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; O_O

Nathokokasprithion:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm, true, true. I suppose I had best tell him to stock up as best he's able. Expect a shipment on the morrow.&quot; |3


 * Thomas Lazarus nods up numbly.

Miron:<i><font color="#000000">Awesome. But when I told them to check the cells when they were standing there, staring like a cow does at a new shed door, noo.&quot;

</i>Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Thank you very much.. sir. It may full well save lives.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">The party's walking, the DM's just lazy. *brick'd*

VAE:<font color="#000000">quote mark is extraneous

VAE:<font color="#000000">Reaction to Gamal, anyways

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">(:3

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Oh.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Don't forget I skin the invisilions as we leave.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">And into the bag of holding they go.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">..... why? =3=;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Gift for Barbie.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">To make coats out of.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">When would you have time?

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey, kid!&quot; Vonain waves to the bespectacled teen. &quot;You alright?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Quick egress and all.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I can carry the corpses with me if needed, and do it on the fly? :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It's invisible anyways. =3=

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">*Vonain says as the groups start gathering together into a supergroup.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Oh well. I tried.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Quit bein' a ham. I'd have your ass rolling against fiendish diseases for -each- corpse. &gt;:P

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">And I care why?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">BECAUSE BACON.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I don't actually like bacon that much anymore.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">The taste is okay, but it gets in my teeth.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Same. I've switched entirely over to turkey bacon.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">And it's uncomfortable to eat.

Bespectacled Teen:<font color="#000000">&quot;... You're not dead.&quot; o_o

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(I think monks might be immune to disease anyway. &gt;.&gt; At least eventually)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Are we really discussing this instead of RPing =w=;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Nat diseases. He already is.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">But, yeah, bacon is too messy, eating and cooking.

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Haha, nope! By the gods, it'll take more than that to bring me down!&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I have nothing more to rp that isn't dependant on people asking, or reacting to things I've done.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We aren't... wait.. you know him?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom nods at the teen.

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">*Vonain proclaims loudly. But then he smiles and, slightly more subdued, gestures to the group. &quot;But really.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is he one of your cronies?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;You were talking about a badge earlier? Who do you belong to?&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;I owe it to these good folks.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Told you.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm a fiend slayer.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom!Muse: AAAAWWWWW YEEEAAAHHH *bricked*

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain raises an eyebrow at Miron. &quot;He's not one of my cronies, tiny man. I only just met him.&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;He's like me.&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;....I tried to make sure they took me first instead of him, in fact.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That isn't much to say in his defense.&quot;

Slouching Fellow:<font color="#000000">The Mace contingent rendezvous with you shortly... the Olidamarrans supporting a floating disc covered with a tarp... and this guy dragging along a red-haired half-elf by his ankles.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Brother, the boy didn't want to reveal his identity because Veinfrost would've tortured him.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;He sure caused us to waste enough time.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If it was on my shoulders, I'd have left him there.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi glances over at the half-elf. &quot;Another possession case?&quot; She wonders outloud.

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain is now glaring at Miron.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yes, well.. your people skills are sparkling as bright as always.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Let's go.&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">He just shakes his head. &quot;Anyway--oh, you were saying, Miss?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed. At a swine's pace.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">yawning powerfully over here, just as a head's up. tiring day.


 * Dr. Hatari BRICKS.

VAE:<font color="#000000">almost 5AM here, too.

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh yeah. Said it already, but I'll say it again. Vonain Seldriot, Dynamic of Squad Arrow-Six of the Radiant Trinity.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">excuse me? and what did you do with your day?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">did you even shoot anything?

Lyle Petersen:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes. An idiot-instigated one. &quot; :\

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lets get back to the temple before we go through too much rehashing.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Dynamite of squid

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Showed up on time derp ass. :P

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I bet you didn't even hold a gun, you wanker.

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">(DC 10 untrained Int check, or Knowledge Local check, or bardicknowledge/loremaster stuff.)

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">No.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">yeah, except, liatai knew about this, along with the rest of the channel.

Gamal-Junayd whispers: I recognize at least two of those tokens. And I really liked the one you labled as scholarly oldimarran as well

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">SO SOD OFF, WANKAH.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yeah except no one did we had to have Railock text you.

Dr. Hatari:<i><font color="#FF0000">No one.

</i>Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Idiot-instigated? Did he try and summon a devil and fucked up?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I'm not getting into this argument were we try to be normal people, and ghost berates us for not living up to Ghost standards.

GM:<font color="#000000">Uhm.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Not my problem. I'm an elf.

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Ghost, is Tathi going to roll? :B

GM:<font color="#000000">Hello, can we get back in-character please.

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Can we stay on topic for a leeeeetle bit longer? :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Or he touched a summoning grid?&quot;


 * Lyle Petersen lights a cigarette, laughing mirthlessly. &quot;Oh, I wish.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">the inquisitor is grinning.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 20 + 9 = 29&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; knowledge local!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Don't pull me up like a maid does old stockings!&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain also notices the floating disc with a tarp and perks up. &quot;--Hey, is that the gear you guys salvage?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What did the arse do to get a guest come over?&quot;

Lyle Petersen:<font color="#000000">&quot;This... imbecile of a junior inquisitor has apparently been harboring a fiend for weeks.&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Did you find a golden triangle badge? Well, triangle, as it would look dull and tarnished right now...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom uses his evil-sight on the half-elven mage. &quot;...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wait... junior inquisitor?&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah --&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;... harboring?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What do you mean, harboring?&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot; Ah-ah-ah sir please. No. Don't touch that. &quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Was he possessed, or ...&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(who's flynn talking to?)

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(if Vonain, he's not going for the disc/tarp yet.)

Lyle Petersen:<font color="#000000">&quot;Of course I mean he's possessed,&quot; the archivist snaps irritably.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(he just noticed it.)

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">Yes, Vonain. Flynn is trying to head him off at the pass.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom nods faintly.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Bring him back to the temple under guard. I don't want to exorcise him off the holy ground. I'll need Serrierr's help anyways.&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain looks at Flynn. &quot;Oh, don't worry, I'm not going to go digging through it right now.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;What's his name?&quot; Tathi asks Lyle.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hell .. then say it like that. Otherwise I might think.. but then, you haven't seen someone try to tame a lower devil as a pet, and fuck up.&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;...But I really need to see my badge as soon as possible.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Anyways, how did he get possessed?&quot;

Glitch whispers: btw, did you send info to Ghost? He rolled knowledge Local)

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot; Please, don't. ... There's no loot for you there. &quot; The innkeeper's look is somber.

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">You can see a partially-rotted arm peeking out from under the tarp.

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh...Oh. Oh gods.&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">With a grimace, Vonain reverently puts a hand over his heart and silently bows to the passing floating disc.


 * Thomas Lazarus squints. &quot;..Gods damn that creature.. it's not enough to send him back to Hell alive.&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain then leans near Thomas. &quot; I'm not sure if he did go back.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus raises a brow. &quot;What do you mean?&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot; From what scattered thoughts I managed to pry from him, somefiend wanted him back for a reason. And I think whatever that fiend is is one of the ones here.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;He's still around somewhere?&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot; Maybe one of the leaders. I'm not sure.&quot;


 * VAE nudges Lia. Lyle says anying?

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot; All I know is someone wanted him here.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">For Ghost - The Radiant Trinity is a coalition organization formed between the churches of Heironeous, Pelor, and Kord. They primarily work on Akellon government contract now, and recruit adventurers to fill their ranks. Their greatest presence is in Central/Southeastern Akellon. The adventurers the Order of the Radiant Trinity recruits in general fill the lower ranks of the organization, going out to do good deeds and help people. When a member has proven themselves, they may be put into a Squad, a three-man team designed to take advantage of multiple skills or viewpoints for a rounded-out unit. The Order of the Radiant Trinity doesn't just allow anyone; only people who pass inspection of having a certain amount of dedication or altruism are allowed to join. Partially related to this, the Radiant Trinity's philosphy is to put three good people, but with different ideas of how to do things, in one squad and send them out. In this way, they avoid lopsided mentalities overall, and &quot;don't miss options that would escape a more specific organization.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..If that's so, then I'll just have to hunt down his body, too.&quot; &gt;:|

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There, Glitch, there's your brainchild datadump. :P *brick'd*


 * Ghostwish is blown out of his chair by wall o text impact.

VAE:<font color="#000000">wait, did Tech make these up?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Enough morbid thoughts for now. Let's account for our allies and our dead.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">No.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Lia; ^^; Alrighty.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Now then.

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;Stephen Arianis,&quot; Ansramil says to Tathi.

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot; ...By the way, when he finally recognized you, I caught a glimpse of his dying moment.&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot; Damn sir, you're good.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus shrugs faintly. &quot; Apparently not enough.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">the goldeneye label

Lyle Petersen:<font color="#000000">&quot;The imbecile,&quot; the archivist grumbles. To Miron, &quot;We'll have to question him when he wakes.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Now I keep imagining Vonain as Boris Grishenko

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That seems fine to me. :B

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot; Not your fault. Some higher power wanted him back.&quot;


 * Flynn Baker pauses briefly by Gamal. &quot;... Gamal-Junayd... right? You're the one who made the meal for everyone before the mission.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well then. If you'll need help with the wards, I'm good to go, Lyle. I just thought you knew the specifics.. you certainly put it that way.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;And of course, I can hold him down while you're doing that.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes, that's me. Did you need anythign?&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Don't suppose I could convince you to cook one more large meal tonight.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh, of course, Tom's blue fires have long since blown away. *wipes off buffs*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Of course, I have no problem, I'll start whipping something up as soon as we get back to the temple. It's not like I'll be needed for excorcisms or sorting our the dead.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">out*

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Something appropriate for a going-away party.&quot; The innkeeper nods. &quot; Thank you. &quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom lets his attention break from the possessed boy.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He looks to Ed.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Say, Ed. Still hear Altonor?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Any specific dishes you have in mind? And who's leaving? We don't have the town cleared yet.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..How're they doing out there..?&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain settles back into a pace while the supergroup marches through the tunnels.


 * Flynn Baker looks back at the disc. Knowledge (religion) if you have it, Gamal, or an Int check.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Intelligence Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 10 + 3 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)


 * Edaric starts. &quot;-- Oh! Thanks for the reminder. We've exfiltrated, Altonor, you can retreat without worrying. ....&quot; A weak chuckle. &quot;... No casualties? ... Good. See you there.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">To Tom; &quot;They're on their way back to the rendezvous point now. Battered, but holding together.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus nods. &quot; Good.. not that I should be surprised, I guess.&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain, near enough to Edaric, raises an approving eyebrow. &quot;No casualties? I'm impressed. Good on you folks, whoever you are.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">May I ask how much longer we're going to go? ^^;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I hate to mime -ghost-...

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I'm somewhat morbidly curious as to how many devils they destroyed.&quot;

You whisper to Railock: Olidamarra, you know, is the god of revelry, the Laughing Rogue. Most of his rites take place over food and drink, or other such festivities... it makes sense that their funerals also would.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm curious how much silver Group I got.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">We'll be ending once this scene wraps up.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll do my best&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh yeah. You're new.&quot; He begins pointing around. &quot;Adventuring group; the Vigilant Guardians. The uncorrupt remainder of the local Leaden Mace Society. What appears to be the entire local flock of Olidammarans, Kordites outside, and Pelorites where we're going. With what appears to be more outsider Mace officers waiting outside the town, and supplies incoming from personal contacts in Castleton.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh yes. And some agents from Braxton Falls.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... Oh yes. And a group of Drow raiders.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh yes. And an angel.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Eladrin.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I think that's everyone??&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Tomiko.&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain nods. &quot;Not bad. Quite a menagerie--oh, an an--an Eladrin?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Raerarel.&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Seriously?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yep.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes... &quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Like...not a summon, it's actually here?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It is... if I were you I wouldn't get that excited about it.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus scoffs. &quot;Oh yes. And Tathi's dad and my sister, as the town's criminal most wanted.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;For a heavenly being, it's as obnoxious as they go.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;So yes quite a motley crew.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd whispers: remind me when were closer to the next game in two weeks and I'll try to actually research some meals

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain whistles at Thomas. &quot;Motley indeed...but many, many different views. Many different angles.&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">He grins. &quot;That's good.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Did you like the painting, by the way? I'm sorry for how similar it is to your sister's...&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus groans.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Speak for yourself, you're not their babysitter.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Many doctors bury their patient, and with many masters a roof never gets built.&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain raises an eyebrow and decides to leave that one be for now.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;In unity lies strength, teaches the WIse Fool.'

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom shakes his head and looks to Sszeyl.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It was incredible. Thank you.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...... Is that the one you painted while we fought?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;You're welcome.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Yes.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I needed to do it while the memory was fresh.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus shakes his head again. &quot; A painting painted, literally, while I banished a nemesis. That's some sort of unique prestige.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;At least I can do one thing excellently.&quot;

Olidamarran Catfolk Mage:<font color="#000000">&quot;In unity also lie the incestuous twins for a time, says the Vulgar Fool, yes?&quot; And then the catfolk is whapped.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;What will you do to top that though Sszeyl? You can only get better or start to decay, and mid battle painting is just about as awesome as it gets...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I hope...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor frowns.

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh don't be so bleak, mummyman.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I hope that when it comes time to work such things again, that the moving paintings have been brought back.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I hope to paint great cathedrals with it. So that it won't be forgotten ever again.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Sszeyl acquires Haste and a scroll of Time Stands Still.

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain looks up at the tunnel ceiling as it passes while he walks. &quot;...So, how much further to home base?&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Punches a mural into existance.

Teeny Rin:<i><font color="#FF0000">Into a golem.

</i>Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And in eternal hellfire shall lie the swine who wrote those blasphemies, those who recite and repeat them at his feet.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Lia

Olidamarran Catfolk Mage:<font color="#000000">&quot;A jest, good lawman, a jest.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">That was *awesome*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">What was

VAE:<font color="#000000">You know the Vulgar Fool, and the retort fit the style and everything like arse on a nightpot

VAE:<font color="#000000">Catfolk Mage: &quot;In unity also lie the incestuous twins for a time, says the Vulgar Fool, yes?&quot; And then the catfolk is whapped.

VAE:<font color="#000000">See.. .there's a piece of blasphemy titled Tales of the Vulgar Fool

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's someone's parody of the Tales of the Wise Fool

VAE:<font color="#000000">Lia managed to pull it off perfectly.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;We are near the meeting point, and from there it is a bit to the temple.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl seems to be doing this now.

GM:<font color="#000000">But for now, shall we nom?

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah, thank you, Miss.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Painting second portraits for the people here, with a darker theme.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Showing the good and the 'game face'.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;This is going to be a busy evening..&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Blasphemy is no jest, catman&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I saw many diseased and injured. Not to mention the possessed boy.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">sszeyel for battlepainting

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;If I don't see you before morning..&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">thomas for get thee gone, fiend!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Good work, everyone.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*good catman

Miron:<font color="#000000">argh

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Seconding Thomas.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Thomas for Holy Anger

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">miron for having his head stuck up his ass as usual

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Gamal for Not Kill-stealing.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl for &quot;Fuck off, I have artz to do&quot;

Olidamarran Catfolk Mage:<font color="#000000">&quot;How are we to learn blasphemy from truth if we may not poke fun at either, little lawman?&quot; |3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Gamal for accepting the charge of making a Funeral Feast.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Oliver Veinfrost at &quot;Hell has all the insurance lawyers.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">seconding Sszeyl and Thomas as well.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That was pretty lulzy.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Okay noms.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ocahilon seems to be a font of good one-liners. :B

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">It was fun.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Having Barbie muse going oh crap.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">And Sszeyl muse with Dragon in head tearing this guy apart.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Me musing on this plot: &quot;..... but why would he be back?&quot; Veinfrost!muse: &quot;*proposes that line*&quot; Me: &quot;....... YES. *writes*&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">For he, and the other tiamat fiends doing a poor job representing Her profession.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The tales of the Vulgar fool count for one's learning of holy truths no more than the passing of gas counts for one's mastery of music.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;You don't understand Lawful Evil, very well do you, gents?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">What else was there nomworthy....

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Lawful evil is suave. Sophisitcated. Ordered.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;We look and act regal.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Edaric for &quot;make him stop&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Anything for the new guy? :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hm. Edaric for mission control and &quot;... o.o ... I got one.&quot; Sszeyl: So zen I am ducking under flamethrowers, pimp-slapping baatezu, and only paying attention to painting. Vonain for Welcome to the Guardians *BLASTFLAMESLASH* Also introducing a whole new wrinkle: Radiant Trinity.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;You, on the other hand act like a rampaging dog.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Time to die like one.&quot;

Vonain Seldriot (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">ah, there we go. |D

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hint ow

VAE:<font color="#000000">owl

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tiamat is CE

VAE:<font color="#000000">so her abishai prob'ly aren't lawful

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">No.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">She is LE.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Is she now?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Ayup.


 * VAE fail at dragonry

Glitch:<font color="#000000">and Abishai are Devils, specifically.

VAE:<font color="#000000">True.. so that'd set them as LE

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Seconding Ed for not being cool with Wrack. &quot;Oh god his eyeballs have weeping blisters oh god.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">but ... hmm, thought there are specifics

VAE:<font color="#000000">What else. Catfolk's citation

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">What about party members =w=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">I nommed Tom and Sszeyl, of those

VAE:<font color="#000000">and I'm thinking whether anyone else deserves any nomz

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Ed for Special Kill.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ghost deserves an anti-nom if anything

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I thiiink that covers it mostly. Hmmm.

VAE:<font color="#000000">but that'd be OOC

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Sszeyl - Battle Painting Thomas - Spell Description Sszeyl - DAT PAINTIN'

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Funny how that actually does recognize two separate events. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">screw it.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tom a second time, for The Exorcist

VAE:<font color="#000000">Holy rage was the first nom

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hm...

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh yeah, how could I forget that. :O

VAE:<font color="#000000">if Ghost can, so can I

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Didn't Tathi have something she wanted to ask Nathaniel?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Thomas Rage, and Thomas Banishment.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">fffffffffffffffff-

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Would you brick me.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">If I said.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm trying to mentally recollect her lines but didn't see the follow-up to that.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">maybe some other time. running on fumes.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">That I got the inspiration for the painting title.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">From tvtropes.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">No, I would not. |3

GM:<font color="#000000">Last call!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Honestly I was about to brick you for making an amazing painting

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Then titling it after Oblivion guard lines.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But I don't think they specifically ever say 'villain' so I let it slide.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hrm....I can't think of much else.

VAE:<font color="#000000">buttocks for mind, can't think of much else

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Terri for Bad Timing for Adorable? :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">could have been worse

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh yeah!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Her scrying during the wrack

Liatai:<font color="#000000">As I said, it would have been much worse if I'd had her scry when I originally intended her to scry. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Gamal for &quot;Don't worry, I was planning on beating you down anyway.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">That was kind of a funny scene for me. See, I could illustrate it with this inverse bell-curve graph.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Doubling Terri nom.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">One for cute scrying, two for BUS-TED. XP

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Tom!Muse focus/fury!!&quot; ...... &quot;Uhhh hi Terri uhhh.. Nathan.. no.. no, we're fine.. it's fine.. look I gotta.. gotta go..&quot; ........ &quot;Tom!Muse focus/fury2!!!!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I was somewhat amused.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Heh heh.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ohwait

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Gamal and Swallowtail.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Scorekeeping.

Nathokokasprithion:<font color="#000000">You know, I'm rather surprised it didn't dawn on her she was busted when I spoke over her shoulder the first time. |3c

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">Grandpaaaaaaa D|

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&quot;Alright, listen up, Revenants! We're gonna BUST in there, set off our suicide timers and--&quot; *beep beep deedly-beep* &quot;Hang on a sec...&quot; *click* &quot;...Ma?! ...No, this isn't really a good time...I'm fine, I'm fine....yeah? Alright, love you too, Ma...Bye.&quot; *click* &quot;THAT'S IT, ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">hey, I'm the one who challenged hte kordites to see who could rack up the most. of COURSE I have to keep track of my own

GM:<font color="#000000">Everyone - 900 XP for the prison! Sszeyl - (you know the drill) XP - Battlepainting! Thomas - 200 XP - Ocahilon Rematch! 100 XP - AND STAY DEAD THIS TIME! Gamal - 100 XP - Honorable kill-counter. 100 XP - Offering advice to Terri on swearing in battle. 100 XP - Funeral feast commission. Edaric - 100 XP - the Otacon award. 100 XP - ..... I got one! :D 100 XP - Not even murderers deserve to be tortured like that! Swallowtail - 100 XP - Keeping Score. Vonain - 100 XP - Welcome aboard! Here's your complementary chaos. Terri - 100 XP - YOU ARE A BAD FIEND AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD. &gt;:O 100 XP - .... busted. |D;;;

GM:<font color="#000000">Oh, whoops.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Why Sszeyl you're looking suddenly buffer.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">51772 here..

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">50900

GM:<font color="#000000">Miron - 100 XP - The Wise and Vulgar Fool. 100 XP - THIS IS A MACE OPERATION &quot;No it's not it's a --&quot; YES IT IS DON'T YOU DARE CORRECT ME CIVILIAN &gt;:E *brick'd*

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">FFFFF

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Wait, wait, wait

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Soo...200 exp? =3=;;;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">NOPE NO WAITING, TECH.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I'm afraid I don't know the drill as well as I apparently should.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Or I'm -that- tired.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">This is a Mace operation ,and fuck you if you say otherwise XD

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Any nom for.. exposition and wrangling, maybe? |D;;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">... wow.. just seeing hatari get burned by tech made it worth coming tonight. XP

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl levels up, and his LA decreases by one.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahhahaah

VAE:<font color="#000000">You know what

Glitch:<font color="#000000">wrangling?

VAE:<font color="#000000">I just thought

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Oh. :v

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Nice.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">And exposition of what? :B

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Can I get some last-minute rp in.

GM:<font color="#000000">Oh yes, I almost forgot.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Just a sec?

VAE:<font color="#000000">I got to save my XP before the server gets shut off

VAE:<font color="#000000">and then I thought

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Trying to lead the groups around, get people organized, being the mouth for scrying and squads.. recoverees..

VAE:<font color="#000000">LYNX.. YOU ARE THE SERVERS

GM:<font color="#000000">Thomas - 100 XP - You can say that, you're not their babysitter.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">..Anything? |D;;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Just a little teaser for the next session, and minisessions.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and yes

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">BUAHAHAH LEVEL 11.


 * Thomas Lazarus dings.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">haha

Liatai:<font color="#000000">SNEAKY SNEAKY THOMAS. XP

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yes.

VAE:<font color="#000000">you can, as long as Lia doesn't object

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I was just fishing for the last 100xp.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">now lia has to give out seperate xps for different levels again

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And got it.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Leveled up by babysitting.


 * Dr. Hatari is bricked!!!!!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You won that level fair and square. XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">wha's the XP for 11? 50 k?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Still not as impressive as leveling up by fucking. :U

VAE:<font color="#000000">Indeed

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Everyone here who has a Lawfully aligned diety's holy symbol gets a ping.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And not as rare as tech actually swearing.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'm half tempted to give you a nom just for sneaking that by the DM. XP

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(but on the other hand, -still- admittedly impressive)

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">As the symbol lights up for a second, and sort of moves in the air as if pushed by strong wind.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">55k

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Toward this guy.

Miron:<font color="#000000">?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+21 = 17 + 21 = 38&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Knowledge (Religion) What the hell's going on!?!!?!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Law Devotion feat, son.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas gains access to incredible holy powers and teleportation! &gt;:O

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I can channel some power of Absolute Law to kick ass.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Wait until I get Dictum. That's absolute law, son.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Also Sszeyl's left shoulder lights up, and his arm spasms heavily for a few seconds.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Thomas can now cast Planar Ally without a scroll. :.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">And that's done.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Pff I can cast Heal and Word of Recall.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm. 47100 XP. 2900 to go.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Planar Ally is a pain in the ass. =3= *smote*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Campaign file saved.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Good game, everybody, once we got it rolling. :3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Serrierr: Oh come on! I've been a big help, haven't I?

Miron:<font color="#000000">Next level I'll be able to cast Harm

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">YOU COULD SEE MY GRAY HAIRS. IF ... MY HAIR WEREN'T WHITE.


 * Gamal-Junayd hopes oriver is done before miron hits 11

Gamal-Junayd whispers: if we do lose miron. it would be funny if he returned as an enemy one day

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Serrierr: And not just in a fight! I directed an archavist-malconvoker to meeting with a Celestial scholar, and I helped a group of good drow determine their actions for the future!

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">See, Thomas, this is why you never dump intelligence.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">I'm not dumb enough to try running this group.


 * Miron hopes Gamal-Junayd gets raped by a kython. No, two kythons.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">pfft. could take em. no problem


 * Thomas Lazarus casts Planar Ally and Geas. Binds Inevitable to running the Guardians. &gt;:O

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I can't wait until I get to use this new power.

Miron:<font color="#000000">You could. One in your arse, and one in your mouth. And they'd never know the difference.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Lia is going to brick me so very hard.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">But it shall be worth it.


 * Tathi dispels it. &gt;:3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">nah sorry, only miron solos things like that

VAE:<font color="#000000">Anyways

Glitch:<font color="#000000">So, bringy down?

VAE:<font color="#000000">anyone's got anything left to say before I take this party down?!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Nada here.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Yeah.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Nope. To ze IRC!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Next time, write down who's gonna be late.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sheesh, you could have dropped us a reminder. ^^;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Good game.

<i> You have disconnected.

</i><i><font color="#0000ff">VAE is disconnected.

</i>