Lootsplitting 1

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Meany:Yo.

Liatai:Yo!

Meany:Brb, got some dishes to do. :o

Liatai:Kay. :3

Meany:Back.

Meany:Liatainess, you around. :V

Meany:?*


 * Liatai blinks and wakes!

Meany:ohai!

Liatai:I'm sotty! D: Ninja nap!

Meany:It's okay. x3

Meany:Just wanted to run some stuff by you. :x

Meany:Since Sszeyl is managing this cave, which is also a hunting lodge, is it okay for him to keep some alcohol around, knowing that likely the hunters who visit will -need- a drink? :B

Liatai:Of course.

Meany:Also, thinking of putting information dots in the VBL about some details of the cave, this cool?

Meany:Thankee! :D

Liatai:Sure. :3

Meany:Hmm.

Meany:Should the branch rooms near the top be given proper doors, or curtains? :V

Meany:They're quite irregular.

Liatai:Curtains might be better, in that case.

Liatai:Meany, got a question for ya. :3

Meany:Yes'm?

Liatai:Folks in Liatalk are talking about dividing the loot. Shall we invite them to use this server to do so?

Liatai:Or would you prefer to keep the drowcave developments secret?

Meany:Suresure. :D

Liatai:Okay! ^^

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Liatai:Heyo, heyo. :3

DN:I CLAIM THIS WORLD.

Liatai:I'm working on getting the Redtree map imported so that people can fiddle with their tokens should they want to.

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LiaGM:Nevar! This world has been claimed by the powers that squee! XP

Ghostwish::>

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Drayco:Using 56MB of RAM?

Drayco:Augh...

Ghostwish:java. :.

Meany:Yo.

Drayco:I just UPDATED freaking Java...

LiaGM:And Redtree has been uploaded... what the. XD Text label.

Ghostwish:^_^

TMG:So!

Meany:I smell no Danman.

Liatai:How do you even add or get rid of text labels? ^^;;

Meany:Nor any Fae.

TMG:going back in time, the divvying happened when we were in briarclaw's cave..

Drayco:Switching comps...

Ghostwish:Magic!

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Meany:Go to the draw Text option.

Ghostwish:Yup. :>

Meany:Click the text, and you can move or delete.

Ghostwish:In brushes.


 * Meany wanders the Den, placing objects. :.

Liatai:I see someone's having fun. XD

Ghostwish::)

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Evil DM:Y halo thar.

TMG:also; oh my is this so much better than the scratch paper map xD

Drayco:By the power of Greyskulll!

LiaGM:The power of squee compels you!

Drayco:I HAVE THE POWAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Evil DM:Bwahahaha! I resist easily!

Gary Gygax:Are you sure you want to do that?

Drayco:Also, map be loaded already, yo.

Evil DM:NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo-

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Meany:Hey, you have the Redtree. :B

Dr. Hatari has connected.

Meany:I still need to get these spaces filled up.

Meany:YoDoktor.

LiaGM:*cranks up the squee*

Dr. Hatari:Yo, was stuck on 55/78 for a while.

Dr. Hatari:Although the chat isn't paralyzed now, even though its loading again.

Liatai:That's a good start! :D

Dr. Hatari:I suppose it doesn't matter for today's purposes.

Dr. Hatari:I have the loot here, if anyone needs.

Meany:Where is VAE or Fae?

Meany:=3=

Dr. Hatari:Akellon (loot mule)

Moolah: 30 PP, 4,910 GP, 1,000 SP

Art Objects: A carved wooden statue of a bird (150 GP), an ebony scroll case (1,100 GP), a garnet ring with a swirling gold design (600 GP), a small drum painted with a geometric design (5 GP), a fine leather choker inlaid with brass (600 GP), a crystal ball (900 gp), an well-made outfit fitted for a human nobleman (75 GP), a pair of fox-fur bracers inlaid with platinum swirls (1,700 GP), a glazed ceramic ring (130 GP), a silver incense burner (90 GP), and a golden circlet with a leafy design (1,100 gp).

Gems: A blue sapphire (1,100 GP), a piece of jade (60 GP), a small piece of rose quartz (80 GP), a pink diamond (5,000 GP), a bloodstone (40 GP), an emerald (1,000 GP), a pale green peridot (50 gp), a clear quartz crystal (40 gp), a white opal (1,000 gp), and a freshwater pearl (8 GP).

Armor: Two suits of studded leather armor (25 GP), and Briarclaw's +1 leather armor (1,160 GP).

Weapons: A masterwork sling (300 GP), a masterwork light crossbow (335 GP), a simple dagger (2 GP), eighty arrows (4 GP), a pair of masterwork nunchaku crafted from red oak (302 GP), a masterwork quarterstaff made of red oak (600 GP), a masterwork shortsword (310 GP), a masterwork shortbow (330 GP), and Briarclaw's masterwork quarterstaff (600 GP).

Magic Items: Dust of dryness (850 GP), a wand of Color Spray (in Tathi's possession, 27/50 charges, 450 GP), bracers of armor +1 (black feathered, Barbarus' possession, 2,000 GP), bracers of armor +1 (white leather, 2,000 GP), Heward's Handy Haversack (in Barbarus' possession, 2,000 GP), Bag of Holding type I (Tathi's possession, 2,500 GP), a wand of Charm Animal (40/50 charges, 600 GP), a wand of Cure Light Wounds (Miron's possession, 27/50 charges, 450 GP), a ring of protection +1 (Miron's possession, 2,000 GP), two Quaal's Feather Tokens (whip) (1,000 GP), an arcane scroll (Resist Energy, 150 GP), an arcane scroll (Remove Fear, Summon Monster I, Darkness, 225 GP), and a divine scroll (Magic Stone, Bless Water, Heat Metal, 225 GP).

Potions: Two potions of Hide from Animals (100 GP), a potion of Barkskin +2 (300 GP), 4 potions of Cure Light Wounds (200 GP), a potion of Shield of Faith +2 (50 GP), a potion of Cure Moderate Wounds (300 GP), and a potion of Darkvision (300 GP).

Food and Drink: Fourteen boxes of sausages (14 GP), nine bags of chestnuts (9 GP), a bag of dried mushrooms (1 SP), a bag of salt (2 SP), a pouch of common spices (1 GP), 25 bottles of fine wine (250 GP), a bottle of olive oil (3 GP), 26 days' trail rations (13 GP), two eighty-pound wheels of cheese (one cheddar, one Parmesian, 32 GP), two barrels of clean water (4 GP), one barrel of cheap ale (6 GP), twelve bags of rare spices (120 GP), 20 pounds of apples (20 GP), three pounds of carrots (3 GP), 5 pounds of mushrooms (5 GP), various herbs and leafy greens (50 GP), a satchel of tobacco (5 GP), pumpkins (15 GP), and seventeen bottles of honey (6 GP 8 SP).

Miscellany: four axes for chopping wood (20 GP), three sets of flint and steel (4 GP), two iron pots (1 GP), a pouch of tobacco (5 SP), a wooden pipe (1 SP), a tent (10 GP), two bedrolls (2 SP), a rope net (10x10, 20 GP), twenty vials of ink in various colors (160 GP), eleven small magnets (110 GP), seven wigs (7 GP), two hooded lanterns (14 GP), a small iron box (1 GP), a tiny wooden box (5 SP), a backpack (2 GP), two baskets (8 SP), a hammer (5 SP), a sack (1 SP), a shovel (2 GP), seventeen flasks of lantern oil (1 GP 7 SP), 5 waterskins (5 GP), a pair of well- made manacles (50 GP), a smokestick (20 GP), a small carpet (10 GP), a pair of wooden ten-sided dice (1 SP), a deck of cards (1 SP), an alchemist's lab (500 GP), and a set of masterwork artisan's tools (55 GP).

VAE has connected.

Meany:YoVAE.

Meany:Lessee. :.

VAE:yo

Dr. Hatari:Liatai: Things removed from the loot so far - fox-fur bracers, one flint and steel, two wigs, the scrolls, the arrows, the magnets, the nunchucks, possibly the candles.

TMG:hatari; gonna need to repost that

Meany:Unless anyone else wants them, Barbarus would push for Luethil being given the food. =3=

Dr. Hatari:I didn't have time to pick through.

TMG:alex is coming in...

Dr. Hatari:Alright.

VAE:now this is a pimped out cabe

VAE:*cave

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Meany:YoFae.


 * Dr. Hatari RUINS THE LOOT LISTING LOGISTICS LOG.

TMG:meany; actually, I told Liatai to already have figured out how much of the food the former captives ate. x3

VAE:bloody drow are decadent

Dr. Hatari:Akellon (loot mule)

Moolah: 30 PP, 4,910 GP, 1,000 SP

Art Objects: A carved wooden statue of a bird (150 GP), an ebony scroll case (1,100 GP), a garnet ring with a swirling gold design (600 GP), a small drum painted with a geometric design (5 GP), a fine leather choker inlaid with brass (600 GP), a crystal ball (900 gp), an well-made outfit fitted for a human nobleman (75 GP), a pair of fox-fur bracers inlaid with platinum swirls (1,700 GP), a glazed ceramic ring (130 GP), a silver incense burner (90 GP), and a golden circlet with a leafy design (1,100 gp).

Gems: A blue sapphire (1,100 GP), a piece of jade (60 GP), a small piece of rose quartz (80 GP), a pink diamond (5,000 GP), a bloodstone (40 GP), an emerald (1,000 GP), a pale green peridot (50 gp), a clear quartz crystal (40 gp), a white opal (1,000 gp), and a freshwater pearl (8 GP).

Armor: Two suits of studded leather armor (25 GP), and Briarclaw's +1 leather armor (1,160 GP).

Weapons: A masterwork sling (300 GP), a masterwork light crossbow (335 GP), a simple dagger (2 GP), eighty arrows (4 GP), a pair of masterwork nunchaku crafted from red oak (302 GP), a masterwork quarterstaff made of red oak (600 GP), a masterwork shortsword (310 GP), a masterwork shortbow (330 GP), and Briarclaw's masterwork quarterstaff (600 GP).

Magic Items: Dust of dryness (850 GP), a wand of Color Spray (in Tathi's possession, 27/50 charges, 450 GP), bracers of armor +1 (black feathered, Barbarus' possession, 2,000 GP), bracers of armor +1 (white leather, 2,000 GP), Heward's Handy Haversack (in Barbarus' possession, 2,000 GP), Bag of Holding type I (Tathi's possession, 2,500 GP), a wand of Charm Animal (40/50 charges, 600 GP), a wand of Cure Light Wounds (Miron's possession, 27/50 charges, 450 GP), a ring of protection +1 (Miron's possession, 2,000 GP), two Quaal's Feather Tokens (whip) (1,000 GP), an arcane scroll (Resist Energy, 150 GP), an arcane scroll (Remove Fear, Summon Monster I, Darkness, 225 GP), and a divine scroll (Magic Stone, Bless Water, Heat Metal, 225 GP).

Potions: Two potions of Hide from Animals (100 GP), a potion of Barkskin +2 (300 GP), 4 potions of Cure Light Wounds (200 GP), a potion of Shield of Faith +2 (50 GP), a potion of Cure Moderate Wounds (300 GP), and a potion of Darkvision (300 GP).

Food and Drink: Fourteen boxes of sausages (14 GP), nine bags of chestnuts (9 GP), a bag of dried mushrooms (1 SP), a bag of salt (2 SP), a pouch of common spices (1 GP), 25 bottles of fine wine (250 GP), a bottle of olive oil (3 GP), 26 days' trail rations (13 GP), two eighty-pound wheels of cheese (one cheddar, one Parmesian, 32 GP), two barrels of clean water (4 GP), one barrel of cheap ale (6 GP), twelve bags of rare spices (120 GP), 20 pounds of apples (20 GP), three pounds of carrots (3 GP), 5 pounds of mushrooms (5 GP), various herbs and leafy greens (50 GP), a satchel of tobacco (5 GP), pumpkins (15 GP), and seventeen bottles of honey (6 GP 8 SP).

Miscellany: four axes for chopping wood (20 GP), three sets of flint and steel (4 GP), two iron pots (1 GP), a pouch of tobacco (5 SP), a wooden pipe (1 SP), a tent (10 GP), two bedrolls (2 SP), a rope net (10x10, 20 GP), twenty vials of ink in various colors (160 GP), eleven small magnets (110 GP), seven wigs (7 GP), two hooded lanterns (14 GP), a small iron box (1 GP), a tiny wooden box (5 SP), a backpack (2 GP), two baskets (8 SP), a hammer (5 SP), a sack (1 SP), a shovel (2 GP), seventeen flasks of lantern oil (1 GP 7 SP), 5 waterskins (5 GP), a pair of well- made manacles (50 GP), a smokestick (20 GP), a small carpet (10 GP), a pair of wooden ten-sided dice (1 SP), a deck of cards (1 SP), an alchemist's lab (500 GP), and a set of masterwork artisan's tools (55 GP).

Skins, Bones, and Butchery: 11 fiendish wolf skins, 1 Gimatha skin, 1 Medium-sized viper skin, bones, and a wild boar corpse.

Meany:Barbarus has claim to the skins.

Dr. Hatari:There, now we all got a copy

Meany:Don't anyone even think it. =3=

TMG:Okey-dokey!

Meany:Now, Barbie would push for Luethil getting the extra food.

Liatai:Why Luethil?

VAE:really as far as it goes ATM

VAE:Miron claims the ring he won off Tathi

Meany:Because she's going to be setting up her own lodge a fair distance from any civilation.

VAE:and the divine scroll

Ghostwish:I am SUCH a troll. :>

TMG:now let's get the most easily-covertible stuff out of the way first...

Meany:And while she can hunt, having something to fall back on would be appreciated.

Faerie:Erm, is there a map with our tokens on it?

Liatai:What did you do, Ghost. XD

Ghostwish::>

Liatai:Yep! Redtree.

TMG:now... Q.

Faerie:I don't see any tokens on Redtree

Faerie:Newp.

Drayco:I no see PCs!

TMG:Since we're certainly giving at least a small share to the NPCs who tagged along with us(and Redtree is dark for me, too), are they going to get a gold share -before- or -after- factoring in art/gems?

Faerie:Ah, there we go.

Ghostwish whispers: Check the DM notes. On all of them. >:)

Dr. Hatari:Okay, we got approximately 540gp in food and drink. Very approximately. And half that is wine.

Meany:--

Dr. Hatari:I have no objections to just giving it all away. =3=

Meany:Anyone needs me, I'll be mostly ignoring y'all while finishing this map. =3=

You whisper to Ghostwish: Bah! XD

Ghostwish whispers: Bwehehehehehe! XP

Ghostwish whispers: I got especially silly with 'my' tokens. :P

You whisper to Ghostwish: I notice Aelian's especially. XP

Ghostwish whispers: YES. XD

Dr. Hatari:Gonna just remove the scrolls, taken care of already..

TMG:Yeah, I figure we can write off the food. x3 Either as given to the former prisoners, or given to Redtree for the feast tomorrow

Meany:Barbie has already claimed the foxfur bracers...and some other stuff. :.

TMG:hatari; did you remove 500 gp that was given to the former prisoners?

Meany:Candles!

Dr. Hatari:Yes.

Dr. Hatari:That list is slightly modified from Lia's original.

Ghostwish:So, how are we going to divide this? Simple, no fuss, or with all the bells and whistles attached?

Meany:Bells and whistles, I imagine.

TMG:ghost; at the very least, we need to figure out what we are and aren't selling

Ghostwish:Right then. Keep track of everything you take. You'll be deducting that from the total you would recieve.

Drayco:The loot shall be decided the way it was meant to be decided.

Drayco:Through Mortal Kombat...


 * Ghostwish fatalities Drayco.

TMG:Anyway, no one answered my Q.

Meany:Hmm?

Drayco:AUGH! MY SPINE!

TMG:Are the NPCs who we had tagging along going to get a share of coin -before- or -after- the art and gems are converted?

Dr. Hatari:I'm gonna go ahead and give the skinning supplies to Barbarus free, since they're not really party loot.

TMG:(and the size of the share is yet to be confirmed, just need to know what total we're calculating from)

Drayco:Also, I have no sight.

Liatai:Working on it.

Dr. Hatari:We're not using tokens for anything yet, so don't sweat it.

Ghostwish:Tech, we already established they're not getting a percentage, but a base amount.

TMG:Now, see, I didn't know that.

Ghostwish:Gnogglebolt commented on it. How could you not? :P

TMG:I don't remember that ever being mentioned at all, but okay.

TMG:...er.

Dr. Hatari:By npcs - you mean the other two adventurers and Jalzar/Luethil?

Ghostwish:Tathi said 50 gold. Gnogglebolt said maybe 50 to a hundred gold.

Meany:« 4/3 = 4 / 3 = 1.333333333333333333333333333333333 »

TMG:hatari; yes, the NPCs besides the--

TMG:Ghost.

Ghostwish:Drayco, can you see now?

TMG:Those were the captives. x_x

TMG:Not the adventurers with us.

Ghostwish:Oh the adventurers.

Drayco:Yes, I can see now.

TMG:Yes, the adventurers.

Dr. Hatari:Those low-level moochers. They just tagged along to power level off of our success and sexual favors.

TMG:the former captives were already given 100 gp each.

TMG:total of 500.

TMG:xP

Aelian:DID NOT.

Meany:« 1700+2000+2+2+1.3 = 1700 + 2000 + 2 + 2 + 1.3 = 3705.3 »

Dr. Hatari:Well, let's see.

TMG:what's that, meany?

Meany:That's how much out of the total Barbie's gold is deducted.

Meany:Now, I'm going back to mapping. :B

TMG:..uh...huh.

Ghostwish:Record it somewhere, numbnuts. :P

Meany:Already did.

Meany:Asshole.

Ghostwish:Anyway! Tathi has no need for the gems.

Dr. Hatari:Aelian and Ed were always with us, so they should reasonably get a decent amount. They're career idiots like us.

Ghostwish:Or art objects.

Ghostwish:Or armor. XP

TMG:Don't forget Kethanis.

Dr. Hatari:Luethil and Jalzar were sort of just fighting for their lives/vengeance/justice 1/2 way through.

TMG:This is 'back in the cave'

Dr. Hatari:Kethanis left, fuck him. x3

Meany:Kethanis doesn't exsist anymore.

Meany:He is dead. 8|

Ghostwish:Hrm. Tathi and catboy already split the arrows. You can delete those.

TMG:Hrm. Well, Liatai?

Ghostwish:(2 gp for the both of us, cat boy)

TMG:Would Kethanis have accepted a share?

TMG:Or would he have been all druidy and nonmaterial? :B

Dr. Hatari:We couldn't even have gotten the money to him. It's not liquid yet.

Liatai:^ That.

Dr. Hatari:Unless he accepted pay in the form of like 100 pounds of mushrooms and candles.

Ghostwish:Uhm, tech, this couldn't be back in the cave. WE'RE IN THE TOWN. This is presumedly the day before the festival, amirite? :>

TMG:hatari; that's why I was asking if we're determining the share the NPCs get BEFORE or AFTER we factor in the sale of everything else.

Ghostwish:Kethanis is gone.

TMG:Third time I've asked this.

TMG:ghost; no, we've rewound the clock.

TMG:Pretend we're back in the cave.

Ghostwish:... why?

Dr. Hatari:A share of just the gold we found? Alright. I think I have a solution then.

Liatai:I'm a little mystified, too. ^^;

TMG:Because that's what we said. IC, we split everything then.

TMG:We just put it off OOC for this mini-session.

Ghostwish:No we didn't?

TMG:Yes, we did...

Liatai:Guys, does it really matter?

Faerie:Liatai: I have no idea what's going on. You're in good company.

Ghostwish:You're looking a little lonely there Tech....

Dr. Hatari:In order to keep ourselves stocked with the lion's share of the loot, out of self-interest, we can give our NPCs a share of the liquid money. There's over 5k of it, anyway.

TMG:So're you. No need for snide comments, ghost.

Dr. Hatari:PC shares will be post-sales.

Dr. Hatari:And larger.

Dr. Hatari:Sound good?

Faerie:I'd agree to that.

Ghostwish:Just saying that not even the DM is sure of what you're talking about. XP

TMG:hatari; o-kay. That's what I was asking.

Dr. Hatari:It also works with the timeline.

TMG:Cool.

Dr. Hatari:Logistics confusion, it happens when we play deities + accountants. :3

Ghostwish:But, looks like Hatari comes up with the best solution. Again. Can I nominate him for that? XD

Dr. Hatari:I was just restating tech's idea. :B

TMG:Hey, I was gonna suggest it myself if no one answered my question.

TMG:And that -is- an answer to my question.

Ghostwish:..... stop messing with my brain you jackasses. XD

TMG:So, there we go.

Dr. Hatari:Moolah: 30 PP, 4,910 GP, 1,000 SP

So, « 300+4910+100 = 300 + 4910 + 100 = 5310 »

Ghostwish:Right, leaving this befuddled confusion behind..

Dr. Hatari:To be split how many ways now?

Ghostwish:Tathi is going to want the shortbow. Any contestants?

TMG:Mkay, so...

Dr. Hatari:Not I.

Liatai:Thomas probably wants as little to do with bows as possible after this adventure. XP

Ghostwish:*CLANK* Sorry!

Ghostwish:*THUNK* My bad!

TMG:we have Gnogglebolt, Tathi, Thomas, Elros, Miron, Edaric, Aelian, Luethil, Jalzar, and yes/no Kethanis?

Thomas Lazarus:O:TMG:(and did I miss anyone else?)

Ghostwish:*BANG* Is your armor magnetic!?!?

Dr. Hatari:Would Kethanis have accepted a share of gold?

Dr. Hatari:He did provide potions, amongst other things.

Liatai:Depends on if you managed to catch him awake. ^^;

TMG:Oh! barbarus! xD

Meany:Yes?

TMG:we have Gnogglebolt, Tathi, Thomas, Elros, Miron, -Barbrus-, Edaric, Aelian, Luethil, Jalzar, and yes/no Kethanis?

TMG:There we go. I think that's everyone.

Ghostwish:Right, Tathi is taking the shortbow. :>

Drayco:What'd you lot do to Kethanis?

Dr. Hatari:Marked.

Liatai:If it was offered, he would accept it, minus a few gold in exchange for some trail rations for the trip up north.

TMG:Hmm. Well, gnogglebolt at the very least would have made the offer.

Ghostwish:And Tathi has the wand of colour spray.

Meany:GM?

Liatai:Yes?

Meany:Could you double-check the Cave, see if I missed any rooms?

Dr. Hatari:« 5310/11 = 5310 / 11 = 482.7272727272727272727272727272727 »

TMG:so that's... 5310 split 11 ways.

TMG:ah, there we go. x3

Meany:We need moar gold. :O

Dr. Hatari:Every PC (and NPC combatant) gets yonder.

Liatai:Looks like you covered it. :3

Dr. Hatari:Token it or forever hold your peace.

Ghostwish:Oh man.. that bag of holding is going to hurt my totals. >

TMG:meany; we will get more. Thi is pre-stuff sale splitting.

Dr. Hatari:« 482+782 = 482 + 782 = 1264 »

Meany:« 1508+482.72 = 1508 + 482.72 = 1990.72 »

TMG:« 1256+482 = 1256 + 482 = 1738 »

TMG:+ 7 silver and 2 copper...

TMG:alright.

Meany:Wee, map done. :D

TMG:now, let's go down the sections, one at a time.

TMG:Any characters keeping the art objetcs?

Ghostwish:« 2469.51+482.72 = 2469.51 + 482.72 = 2952.23 »

TMG:*keeping any art

Meany:Foxfur bracers.

TMG:let's see---

Ghostwish:ugh

TMG:Gaw-damn. That's about the most costly thing there. o.o

Ghostwish:« 1769+482 = 1769 + 482 = 2251 »

TMG:That's quite a dip out of Barbaru's pockets, you know that, right?

VAE:so it is

VAE:Well, his choice, really

Dr. Hatari:Tathi: a wand of Color Spray (in Tathi's possession, 27/50 charges, 450 GP), a masterwork shortbow (330 GP), Barbarus: a pair of fox-fur bracers inlaid with platinum swirls (1,700 GP)

Liatai:It would be cheaper for him to make his own bracers. ^^;

VAE:with platinum swirls?

Liatai:But, I'm just observing~

TMG:so, you sure about that, meany?

Dr. Hatari:Wealth is wealth, I suppose. He can wear it in bling form or haul it in coin form.

VAE:And if yes.. then he should do it and bloody sell them

TMG:You are keeping the bracers?

Drayco:Bracers of Armor cost less than those...

Ghostwish:Oh man.. Tathi would take the an arcane scroll (Resist Energy, 150 GP) too.

VAE:Well... but that's for sensible characters

TMG:Meany?

Dr. Hatari:I just erased the scrolls period. We have 2 characters that record them, one arcane, one divine.

Ghostwish:arcane scroll (Remove Fear, Summon Monster I, Darkness, 225 GP) too. >

Dr. Hatari:I'm not gonna charge the party gunner for consuming the bullets we loot.

TMG:While I'm trying not to get ahead of ourselves, I'd say that Tathi and Miro could just -have- the scrolls.

TMG:But.

Liatai:Indeed.

Ghostwish:Well, that's might nice of yah. ^^

TMG:Let's doo this nice and organized, so as not to make a mad dragonlady like last time ^^;

Dr. Hatari:Now if it were some 4k scroll of timestop.

Dr. Hatari:Then it'd be all like, "lolno"

TMG:Art objects. meany has moved to keep the foxfur bracers/ Meany, confirm? And anyone else want to keep an art?

Ghostwish:and then I'd be like lolfireball i'mlearningthatspell

TMG:Ghost, can you message Meany? :B

Ghostwish:Ho boy.. Kor already went to town on one of the wheels of cheese. XD

Meany:Yo.

TMG:THEr you are.

Ghostwish::)

Drayco:Actually, IIRC, a wizard can learn a spell from a scroll, but the scroll isn't consumed in the process.

TMG:Meany, have you caught any of this?

Meany:Nope.

Liatai:The scroll is consumed, Drayco.

Meany:Just got back.

TMG:-_- Okay. Now, meany.

Drayco:From learning the spell?

Dr. Hatari:I think it's consumed. Otherwise it would be free.

Ghostwish:Yes.

Ghostwish:The saving grace is that if your spellcraft FAILS the scroll isn't consumed.

Dr. Hatari:And wizards could just single-file move through an arcane library and learn every spell ever for free.

TMG:the foxfur bracers with platinum swirls are 1,700 gp. That's the most expensive thing in the art category.

Drayco:I know CASTING it consumes it...

TMG:This WILL be coming out of Barbarus's share.

Ghostwish:But if it does, the scroll is gone.

Meany:Aye.

TMG:are you good with that?

Dr. Hatari:I assume no one else wants art?

Meany:As will the Haversack, which costs more.

TMG:Okay, so...

Dr. Hatari:We got a nice noble outfiiit~

Meany:I did ze maff. :B

Drayco:Uhm, there's a cost for scribing spells in the book when not leveling up...

Liatai:Yes, we know, Drayco.

Liatai:Now please let us focus on loot. x3

TMG:we have Gnogglebolt, Tathi, Thomas, Elros, and Miron, minus barbarus.

Ghostwish:Again Drayco, we're way ahead of you... noob. :P

TMG:So, Barbarus, remove 1700 gp from your token?

Drayco:Hey, I've never played a wizard, okay?

TMG:that will then be spread among the rest of us.

Meany:Done.

TMG:« 1700/5 = 1700 / 5 = 340 »

VAE:but.. he must first ADD his share from the total loot

Liatai:Anyway! The noble outfit... actually would fit Tom, Elros, or Barbarus best, should they want it.

TMG:Everyone who's not barbarus add 340 gp.

VAE:otherwise it'll mess up

Dr. Hatari:I was just joking. ^^;

Liatai:EVeryone else is either too short or too female. :P

Dr. Hatari:And... hold on.

VAE:done added

TMG:« 1738+340 = 1738 + 340 = 2078 »

Dr. Hatari:If we do it like that we'll be making nearly a dozen tallies and distributions.

Tathi:SEXIST.

VAE:Nah tathi

VAE:you aren't too female, you aren't enough :3

TMG:hatari; ah...got a faster way? ^^;

Ghostwish:I do.

Ghostwish:First, we go through the list.

Dr. Hatari:I'm recording each player's expenses.

Dr. Hatari:We pool the gold, cut shares.

Liatai:It belonged to Veinfrost, so it's a male noble's outfit. ^^; Sorry, Tath.

Dr. Hatari:Remove a player's expenses from their shares.

Ghostwish:Hatari's got it.

TMG:...Hmm.

Ghostwish:So first we go through the list.

Ghostwish:Everyone takes what they want, AND KEEPS TRACK OF IT.

TMG:Yeah, that'd work. Then we'd only do six districutions instead of one for every item...

Ghostwish:Then we melt down and sell everything else.

Dr. Hatari:I'll exclude art since we already did it.

Dr. Hatari:Let's move on to ... uhh

Dr. Hatari:Gems

Dr. Hatari:Gems: A blue sapphire (1,100 GP), a piece of jade (60 GP), a small piece of rose quartz (80 GP), a pink diamond (5,000 GP), a bloodstone (40 GP), an emerald (1,000 GP), a pale green peridot (50 gp), a clear quartz crystal (40 gp), a white opal (1,000 gp), and a freshwater pearl (8 GP).

TMG:Yup, let's finish off art. Adding up everything but the bracers...

Meany:Vent the atmosphere!

Meany::O

Ghostwish:Tathi is not interested in gems.

TMG:or, actually, no. Just save the art for the later tally.

Liatai:Tech, Hatari's got the numbers down, it seems. x3

TMG:Gnogglebolt would not claim any gems.

Liatai:Just focus on splitting things for now.

TMG:yup, I see, I'm backing off now ^^;

TMG:anyway, anyone else claiming gems? Baaaarbarus? >.>

Dr. Hatari:We have no Roondars, so

Ghostwish:XD!!!

Dr. Hatari:The gems will be sold off, I take it.

Ghostwish:Hatari, I was just about to say. XD

Dr. Hatari:Armor: Two suits of studded leather armor (25 GP), and Briarclaw's +1 leather armor (1,160 GP).

Ghostwish:Tathi passes again. :>

TMG:Both are medium-sized armors, I presume?

Meany:Sorry Liatai. :[

Dr. Hatari:I know we have leather armor users.

Liatai:May I remind anyone who wants the armor that Briarclaw's armor will resize to its wearer. :3

Faerie:And Elros already his armor.

Meany:But, magic or no, Barb's bone armor gives hm a higher AC bonus. :B

Faerie:Fancy though.

TMG:! >.>

Dr. Hatari:Ahhh, right. Druidy.

TMG:er...heh. Actually. x3

TMG:No, Gnogglebotl will -not- claim the leather armor.

Faerie:I think Tech might want it, hm? xP

TMG:He's got something else in mind. :>

Meany:Butbutbut.

Meany:He can't use magic items.

Faerie:Oh, or not. Wonder what you're plotting now.

Meany:He's a technophile.

TMG:meany; wrong. Gnogglebolt CAN use magic items

Meany:Such an action would cause every Maizan gnome to vomit.

Meany:Uncontrollably.

Meany:For years to come.

TMG:he just chooses not to most of the time.

Dr. Hatari:Heh. Alright.

Kor:ACCOUNTANT RAT IS HERE.

Liatai:RATZILLA :O

TMG:And no, it's not that bad. xD Magic is still in the streets alongside tech in Mazio.

Meany:Not anymore.

Kor:Aw. :{

TMG:Magic is simply in decline.

Tokens dropped onto map 'Redtree'

M.A.U.:LET'S GO.

Dr. Hatari:Anyways.

TMG:So, the resizing +1 leather armor up for grabs.

TMG:Any takers?

M.A.U.:That so.

Dr. Hatari:Prolly not~

Dr. Hatari:Weapons: A masterwork sling (300 GP), a masterwork light crossbow (335 GP), a simple dagger (2 GP), eighty arrows (4 GP), a pair of masterwork nunchaku crafted from red oak (302 GP), a masterwork quarterstaff made of red oak (600 GP), a masterwork shortsword (310 GP), and Briarclaw's masterwork quarterstaff (600 GP).

M.A.U.:Not I.

Dr. Hatari:Okay, I removed the shortbow for Tathi already.

M.A.U.:The nunchucks people agreed would be a gift to Sszeyl. :3

TMG:Ah yes

M.A.U.:For le party.

Dr. Hatari::B

TMG:go ahead and just take off the nunchaku

Dr. Hatari:Alright. I'll charge it to no-one. We all agreed to gift it.

TMG:gift for Sszeyl.

TMG:Hmm...nah, won't take the sling...

Meany:I'm taking half of the arros.

Meany:arrows

Meany:So, -2gp.

TMG:that light crossbow is also medium-sized, is it not?

Dr. Hatari:*snrk*

Liatai:The arrows have been taken care of already. :3

Ghostwish:The arrows were split between Tathi and kitty.

Dr. Hatari:I GUESS I will DEIGN to mark the arrow costs.

Ghostwish:ninja'd. XD

Liatai:Yep. All weapons are medium-sized.

TMG:Mka. Gnogglebolt claims zero weapons.

Meany:Except biological weapons.

Meany:Those resize.

Meany:=3=

Meany:Ghost?

Meany:Wizard not claiming any staves?

Tathi:"You know, if I wasn't so happy right now, I'd test this shortbow out on Thomas. He seems like an easy target."

TMG:Oh yes! Any quarterstaff for Tathi?

TMG:And Elros, is your crossbow already masterwork?

TMG:(or did you switch to bow? )

Dr. Hatari:Heyyy that's an upgrade, oi.

Tathi:Tathi looks cross. "Do I look like some worthless ninny!? I am an elf. I use SWORDS!"

Faerie:Umm, Elros's crossbow is basic.

Faerie:He's leaning more on swords now though.

Dr. Hatari:Alright.

Sszeyl:"Last I heard, you Elves used flowers. =3="

Sszeyl:"And rainbows."

Tathi:.. *TWANG*

Faerie:Speaking of, I ought to get him a masterwork sword to match opposite Blacksword.

Sszeyl:*le dodge*

TMG:hmm. oh, elros

Edaric:"My lute! D:"

Meany::3

TMG:are both of the shortwords you're using msterwork?

Tathi:*le fireball*

TMG:I know the Black Sword is at least, but what about your other one?

Faerie:Two longswords, one is masterwork, the other isn't.

Meany:=3=

Faerie:It occurrs to me that I ought to remedy that.

TMG:Aha! You can--oh, -lowngswords-, Hmm. :B

Ghostwish:considering the shortsword... +1 to attack.. hrmmmmmm.

TMG:looks like no one's taking weapons, aside from Tathi and the shortbow?

Drayco:Who's using two longsowrds?

Drayco:*swords

Tokens dropped onto map 'Redtree'

badger 4:SUDDENLY.

TMG:drayco; elros, ranger.

"Grandma Broom" Hilda Strapp:Suddenly, Broom Hilda.

Dr. Hatari:Alright. I'll assume we have no takers on the masterwork weapons due to proficiency/preference. They'll be sold for upgrade capital.

Dr. Hatari:Magic Items: Dust of dryness (850 GP),, bracers of armor +1 (black feathered, Barbarus' possession, 2,000 GP), bracers of armor +1 (white leather, 2,000 GP), Heward's Handy Haversack (in Barbarus' possession, 2,000 GP), Bag of Holding type I (Tathi's possession, 2,500 GP), a wand of Charm Animal (40/50 charges, 600 GP), a wand of Cure Light Wounds (Miron's possession, 27/50 charges, 450 GP), a ring of protection +1 (Miron's possession, 2,000 GP), two Quaal's Feather Tokens (whip) (1,000 GP)

Ghostwish:yah, pass on the shortsword. XP

Meany:Haversack.

Meany:It's mahn.

Ghostwish:so yall are just giving Tathi the scrolls? :>

Dr. Hatari:Mmmm need to clean this up.

Drayco:Ah. But, even with Two-Weapon-fighting, you take penalties for not having a light weapon in your offhand.

Meany:Bracers of armor have been returned to the pot.

Dr. Hatari:Their solitary use would be sell for cash, or let Tathi learn.

Dr. Hatari:It seems like a clean decision.

TMG:drayco; I think we accounted for that.

TMG:Though let us NOT derail the current thing for that.

Drayco:Right. Sorry, sorry.

TMG:I'll double-check with alex and liatai after this is over.

Dr. Hatari:So are the ownership notes for the magic items all accurate?

Dr. Hatari:I'll add them to people's debts if so.

Liatai:Except for the feathered bracers.

Meany:Hmm?

TMG:But yes. FOr simplicity, I move that Tathi can just have the arcane scroll, and Miron can just have the divine scroll, for learning.

Liatai:The feathered bracers have gone back to the pot.

Dr. Hatari:Ok.

TMG:Any contention with the scrolls?

Horse:Dear god. When did I get so fat??

Meany:Divine scroll went to VAE.

Meany:Or has that been accounted for?

TMG:already said that, was asking if there was any contention

Dr. Hatari:Tathi: a wand of Color Spray (27/50 charges, 450 GP), a masterwork shortbow (330 GP), 40 arrows (2gp), Bag of Holding type I (2,500 GP) Barbarus: a pair of fox-fur bracers inlaid with platinum swirls (1,700 GP) (already counted..?) 40 arrows (2gp), Heward's Handy Haversack (2,000 GP) Sszeyl: a pair of masterwork nunchaku crafted from red oak (302 GP), Miron: a wand of Cure Light Wounds (Miron's possession, 27/50 charges, 450 GP), a ring of protection +1 (Miron's possession, 2,000 GP)

Dr. Hatari:It has been counted, its yours free.

Dr. Hatari:Since only Miron could benefit from it fully.

Ghostwish:right, marking the scrolls off of Tathi's expenditures. ^^

Dr. Hatari:We may decide later to 'group purchase' one of these expensive bags, since they may end up performing a party-wide service. We'll see.

TMG:oh, and by the way.

Dr. Hatari:Anyways, thats it for the magic so far. I don't even know what feather tokens do.

Meany:You say the magic word.

Meany:And suddenly.

Ghostwish:They become whips for like.. one hour. Pretty useless, overall.

Meany:Whips.

TMG:Of note, while it probably doesn't matter for things under 1,000 gp in the long run, non-gems or non-arts are sold at half their listed market price.

Ghostwish:Although Tathi might be using one right now.


 * Meany whips Ghostwish for one hour.


 * Ghostwish brick'd.

Dr. Hatari:two Quaal's Feather Tokens (whip) (1,000 GP) --- are those 500 a piece or 1000?

Liatai:500 apiece. :3

TMG:So, for example, the Ring of Protection +1 has a 2,000 market price, but if we were to sell it, we'd only get 1,000 for it.

Liatai:Tech.

Liatai:I'm handwaving that, I've said that before.

Dr. Hatari:I think Liatai is skipping those rules.

Meany:That, good Ghost, if four three. Sessions. Of back. To back. Combat!

TMG:likewise, that's only how much miron would owe--oh ^^;

TMG:Okay then. Forget that. ^^;

Dr. Hatari:Since we do business with the house of awesome.

Ghostwish:A normal, ordinary whip, Meany.

Ghostwish:Pretty damn useless.

VAE:whips are great - have reach

Meany:Mhm.

Liatai:A DANCING whip.

Liatai:Big difference.

Ghostwish:Say what now?

Ghostwish:Well that does make a difference.

TMG:ooooh.

Meany:Attacks on it's own.

Dr. Hatari:Everyone has their fetish.

Liatai:XD

TMG:Dancing means it attacks by itself--yeah

Ghostwish:.... I still don't see it outvaluing its gold value. XP

Dr. Hatari:No bracers of armor for Tathi I assume.

Meany:She's too evil for white.

Liatai:Veinfrost had a plan for those if the weather didn't thwart him. There was an illusion'd escape tunnel in his den.

Meany:But too good for feathers.

Ghostwish:There is some up for grabs?

Ghostwish:oh geez, so there is!

Dr. Hatari:Magic Items: Dust of dryness (850 GP),, bracers of armor +1 (black feathered 2,000 GP), bracers of armor +1 (white leather, 2,000 GP), a wand of Charm Animal (40/50 charges, 600 GP), two Quaal's Feather Tokens (whip) (1,000 GP (total))

Liatai:He was going to drop the tokens behind him and RUN. XD

Dr. Hatari:Yep, two pairs.

Ghostwish:barbarus gave up his bracers then, huh?

Meany:Yep.

Meany:And.

Dr. Hatari:I have no idea what dust of dryness is. I assume it's for cleaning up spills.

Meany:I never even got to use them.

TMG:Yup, he's keeping the mundane art foxfur/platinum bracers.

VAE:heh.. i remember when i was playing Wizardry VI with a DMFA group

Ghostwish:No, Tathi will take one pair, the « 1d2 = 2 »

Drayco:Dust of Dryness is a bizarre item.

Ghostwish:white leather ones. ^_^

TMG:that and brcers of armor don't affect barbarus anyway.

Dr. Hatari:Okay, marking.

Meany:Why not?

Meany:They're deflection.

TMG:wait--er....they are? ^^;

Meany:He has no deflection in his AC.

TMG:Ah, nevermind then...

Meany:Armor, Dex, and Natural Armor.

Dr. Hatari:I think they're actually just +AC

Meany:=3=

Dr. Hatari:Like mage armor.

Drayco:No, I'm pretty sure Bracers of Armor are Armor.

VAE:They found a stash of the supposed rulers of the castle with a whip (went to Wildy) and a leather bra (nobody fitted) ... they concluded that the supposed queen must have been Destania.

Meany:Nope.

Meany:Deflection. ;U

Dr. Hatari:Well.. they were just AC in 2ed.

Dr. Hatari:Liatai, what are these ones?

Drayco:Ring of Protection is Deflection.

Liatai:Let me open the DMG.

VAE:which is why Miron has it - he already has armour.

Liatai:Armor bonus.

Meany:Dang. :V

TMG:Bracers of Armor, checking...aha.

Liatai:Page 250 if you don't believe me.

TMG:yes, it IS an armor bonus.

Meany:Was so sure.

TMG:wait a sec--

Dr. Hatari:Things removed from the loot so far: one flint and steel, two wigs, the arrows, the magnets, the nunchucks, possibly the candles.

Tathi: a wand of Color Spray (27/50 charges, 450 GP), a masterwork shortbow (330 GP), 40 arrows (2gp), Bag of Holding type I (2,500 GP), bracers of armor +1 (white leather, 2,000 GP),

Barbarus: a pair of fox-fur bracers inlaid with platinum swirls (1,700 GP) (already counted..?) 40 arrows (2gp), Heward's Handy Haversack (2,000 GP)

Sszeyl: a pair of masterwork nunchaku crafted from red oak (302 GP),

Miron: a wand of Cure Light Wounds (Miron's possession, 27/50 charges, 450 GP), a ring of protection +1 (Miron's possession, 2,000 GP)

TMG:if they're +1 bracers of armor, they should be 1,000 gp each, not 2,000 o.O

Ghostwish:Uh, no they shouldn't.

Liatai:Why so they should be.

Meany::U

TMG:I'm looking at it right now.

TMG:Price: 1,000 gp (+1)

Dr. Hatari:Mkay. Edited prices.

Liatai:So I made a typo. Sue me. :P

Ghostwish:Damnit. >

TMG:It's okay, no worries!

TMG:We caught it before it mattered, so we're good.

TMG:Okay. Is that it for the magic items?

Dr. Hatari:Alright, magic items distributed. Why are you complaining ghost, your item's cost got cut in half. :B

Dr. Hatari:Potions: Two potions of Hide from Animals (100 GP), a potion of Barkskin +2 (300 GP), 4 potions of Cure Light Wounds (200 GP), a potion of Shield of Faith +2 (50 GP), a potion of Cure Moderate Wounds (300 GP), and a potion of Darkvision (300 GP).

Ghostwish:Can we deduct 2000 gp from Tech's share for correcting typos?

TMG:>:[

Ghostwish:XP

Ghostwish:Yah, guess it wouldn't affect me at all. XD

TMG:Hmm... ooh. That Cure Wounds potion.

Ghostwish:*effect

TMG:It should be kept, but not deducted from anyone in particular.

TMG:Just used on whoever needs it when the time comes.

Dr. Hatari:Hmm.

Meany:Affect*

Meany::P

Liatai:Affect. Remember, Affect is a Verb, Effect is a Noun. RAVEN. :B

Meany:Deduct it from everyone? :V

TMG:No. xD

Meany:*shot*

Liatai:Unless you're dealing with someone's emotional affect. But that's a whole other thing. :B

Dr. Hatari:It's a bit of a quandry.

Ghostwish:...I hate english so much. XD

Ghostwish:Dumbest. Language. On the planet.

Drayco:Ghost: Which is why it's AKA Abyssal.


 * Meany shoots Ghost wish a Union Jack.

TMG:But yes. I move, and Gnogglebolt would say this IC...

TMG:Everyone but himself and Thomas carries one of the four Light wounds potions.

TMG:and Thomas carries the Moderate one.

TMG:No deductions from anyone.

Dr. Hatari:That seems reasonable to me.

Meany:Because he is both Healer and Cleric.

Meany:=3=

TMG:(and this time, it's not aversion to magic that's why Gnogglebolt isn't taking one--he's already got a few. x3 )

Dr. Hatari:Thomas can cast it, so if someone else wants it, just throw up a hand.

Dr. Hatari:Otherwise, yeah I get hit all day. :B

Ghostwish:Silly heal tank.

TMG:Hokay, so!

TMG:Miron, Tathi, Elros, Barbarus! Add one light wounds potion to your inventories, for free!

TMG:Oh. And.

Ghostwish:potion of light wounding!? What is this I don't even-

TMG:Gnogglebolt takes a sniff of the others to get their flavors. :>

TMG:*prepares to edit wiki!*

Faerie:Done

Liatai:Okay, giving you the descriptions. x3

Faerie:(I assume you meant "cure light wounds")

Tathi:"Is he.. getting high?"

TMG:alex; yup, a cure light wounds potion.

GM:I shall use the munchies token. x3

Ghostwish:XD!!!

Dr. Hatari:Things removed from the loot so far: one flint and steel, two wigs, the magnets, possibly the candles.

Tathi: a wand of Color Spray (27/50 charges, 450 GP), a masterwork shortbow (330 GP), 40 arrows (2gp), Bag of Holding type I (2,500 GP), bracers of armor +1 (white leather, 1,000 GP), 1 potion of Cure Light Wounds (X GP)

Barbarus: a pair of fox-fur bracers inlaid with platinum swirls (1,700 GP) (already counted..?) 40 arrows (2gp), Heward's Handy Haversack (2,000 GP), 1 potion of Cure Light Wounds (X GP)

Sszeyl: a pair of masterwork nunchaku crafted from red oak (302 GP),

Miron: a wand of Cure Light Wounds (Miron's possession, 27/50 charges, 450 GP), a ring of protection +1 (Miron's possession, 2,000 GP), 1 potion of Cure Light Wounds (X GP)

Thomas: a potion of Cure Moderate Wounds (X GP)

Elros: 1 potion of Cure Light Wounds (X GP)

Meany:« 91-75 = 91 - 75 = 16 »

Dr. Hatari:Food and Drink: Fourteen boxes of sausages (14 GP), nine bags of chestnuts (9 GP), a bag of dried mushrooms (1 SP), a bag of salt (2 SP), a pouch of common spices (1 GP), 25 bottles of fine wine (250 GP), a bottle of olive oil (3 GP), 26 days' trail rations (13 GP), two eighty-pound wheels of cheese (one cheddar, one Parmesian, 32 GP), two barrels of clean water (4 GP), one barrel of cheap ale (6 GP), twelve bags of rare spices (120 GP), 20 pounds of apples (20 GP), three pounds of carrots (3 GP), 5 pounds of mushrooms (5 GP), various herbs and leafy greens (50 GP), a satchel of tobacco (5 GP), pumpkins (15 GP), and seventeen bottles of honey (6 GP 8 SP).

-Barbarus' business/civilians/captives

Dr. Hatari:Debate while I format.

Drayco:Miron's obviously a Cleric, right?

Dr. Hatari:He's an archivist. Close.

TMG:drayco; no. Miron is an Archavist.

Ghostwish:hoboy. Kor already had at one of the rolls of cheese

GM:Hide from Animals - This potion is deep green and translucent, and has a strong piney smell and taste.

TMG:Actually;

TMG:I motion that we waive the food entirely ^^

Drayco:Okay, so UMD can be used for the Wand.

Ghostwish:... uh.. by the way.. how the FREAK did we get EIGHTY POUND wheels of cheese to the town? XD

TMG:Because we allowed the captives to dig in and stuff themselves. :>

Meany:Simple.

Meany:Kor ate them.

Meany:=3=

Drayco:...Handy Haversack?

Meany:Haha, no.

Ghostwish:I one up Tech.

Meany:Haversack's full. :V

Ghostwish:I vote we donate the food to the town for the festivel.

Meany:Of the odds/ends that don'

GM:Barkskin +2 - A transparent, pale green liquid, like water that has been run through chopped leaves, that smells very faintly of spearmint.

Meany:t weight eighty pounds.

TMG:ghost; er, :P

Meany:And the wolf skins.

Meany:Barkskin won't help Barbie any. =3=

TMG:crap, can't find the line where I said it already.

Drayco:Ah-ha! You carried the cheese wheels in the saddlebags!

Meany:He already has Natrual Armor.

Meany:No.

Dr. Hatari:Well, we can say the food is misc. divided between captives, Redtree natives, and the preserves for Barbarus' business. And write off the cost for all of it.

GM:Shield of Faith +2 - A clear liquid with a slight yellowish tinge, like white grape juice or white wine. It tastes like watered-down white wine.

Meany:We carried the cheese in the rat.

Dr. Hatari:Agreed?

TMG:But yeas, I said we first let the captives eat what tehy can, then give the rest to the town for tomorrow's festival.

Meany:=3=

Meany:Agreed.

Liatai:There is one bit of food that you may want to sell. The wine.

Ghostwish:Agreeing with Hatari ^^

Dr. Hatari:Hm.

Dr. Hatari:Nahhh they can celebrate with it I say.

Liatai:All right, your call. x3

Ghostwish:yah, there ARE some pricey items in there..

Ghostwish:.. but let's all pretend to be Roondar for a bit!

Drayco:NEEDS MOAR DRUNKEN SHENNANAGINS!

Dr. Hatari:A gesture of benevolence.

Faerie:I third the motion to agree with Hatari

Thomas Lazarus:"WOOOOOO" *charges through a window*

Tathi:*gets pregnant ffffffffffffffff-*

Dr. Hatari:ololol

GM:Cure Moderate Wounds - A translucent cyan potion. It tastes like fresh raspberries sprinkled with sugar.

TMG:shield of faith and barkskin added to the wiki....

Dr. Hatari:Miscellany: four axes for chopping wood (20 GP), three sets of flint and steel (4 GP), two iron pots (1 GP), a pouch of tobacco (5 SP), a wooden pipe (1 SP), a tent (10 GP), two bedrolls (2 SP), a rope net (10x10, 20 GP), twenty vials of ink in various colors (160 GP), eleven small magnets (110 GP), seven wigs (7 GP), two hooded lanterns (14 GP), a small iron box (1 GP), a tiny wooden box (5 SP), a backpack (2 GP), two baskets (8 SP), a hammer (5 SP), a sack (1 SP), a shovel (2 GP), seventeen flasks of lantern oil (1 GP 7 SP), 5 waterskins (5 GP), a pair of well- made manacles (50 GP), a smokestick (20 GP), a small carpet (10 GP), a pair of wooden ten-sided dice (1 SP), a deck of cards (1 SP), an alchemist's lab (500 GP), and a set of masterwork artisan's tools (55 GP).

Sszeyl:Don't mind me, just updating macros. =3=

Ghostwish:AW CRAP.

Liatai:Also, Jalzar would take the tobacco. =3=

Dr. Hatari:That reminds me. I'm going to add some of those potions to Thomas' share.

Ghostwish:Who the F gave Tathi the inks!?!?

Liatai:Barbarus did.

Ghostwish:>:(

Ghostwish:Trixy little cat...

TMG:Gnogglebolt took the magnets ^^

TMG:Hmm...

TMG:He'll also take...

GM:Darkvision - This liquid is deep violet, almost black in color. This might stain your teeth. It tastes like blueberry jam with just a hint of lemon.

GM:And there are your potions. :3

Ghostwish:Gee, Liatai's potions are all nice and tasty. The ones in Cold War are labeled "BARF'N'PISS"

Dr. Hatari:"TACKS"

Dr. Hatari:"COAL"

Drayco:Since Ghost SAID it...

Ghostwish:"WORMS"

Dr. Hatari:"COPPER & SULFUR"

Liatai:Oh, you haven't seen Invisibility. x3

Ghostwish:"REGUGITATED WORMS"

TMG:one hooded lantern, the hammer, the sack, the shovel, 5 lantern oil flasks, the manacles, and the smokestick

Drayco:Have there been problems with people sucking down potions when they don't need them?

Dr. Hatari:"PLACENTA"

TMG:Gnogglebolt would take those, plus the magnets. Any contention?

Meany:Not from me.

Liatai:Invisibility - Chalk and rubbing alcohol. Yuck!

Ghostwish:"OH GOD I'M GOING TO BE SICK"


 * Dr. Hatari pays marginally more attention and returns to marking expenses.

Meany:Aaand, I think the map is ready for two weeks from now. =3=

TMG:and considering the lanter, hammer, sack, shovel, and oil flasks are mere silvers, is anyone going to care if there are no deductions and distrubutions from that? ^^;

Ghostwish:NO. PAY FOR IT. RAWR. >:O

TMG:the magnets, smokestick, and manacles I can deduct.

Ghostwish:Kidding. :P

Drayco:Tahti might need the manacles...

Meany:Go ahead.

Liatai:Excellent! :D Thank you, Meany!

Ghostwish:Naw. She's good.

Drayco:>_>

Drayco:_

Meany:_ ?!


 * Dr. Hatari is slightly backlogged. Catching up still.

Drayco:You sure? She struck me as the Dom-type.

Meany:How dare you say that in the presense of two fine ladies.

Ghostwish:What makes you think she isn't? >:)

Meany:Yer welcome, Lia. :3

Drayco:Isn't a dom? Well, for one thing, she woulnd't be a spellcaster if she was a Sub.

Ghostwish:... XD I'm not even going to ply into that.

TMG:so, anyone else grabbing any mischellaney?

Meany:Candles.

TMG:...geeze, I can never spell that right.

Dr. Hatari:Miscellany: four axes for chopping wood (20 GP), three sets of flint and steel (4 GP), two iron pots (1 GP), a tent (10 GP), two bedrolls (2 SP), a rope net (10x10, 20 GP), five wigs (5 GP), one hooded lantern (7 GP), a small iron box (1 GP), a tiny wooden box (5 SP), a backpack (2 GP), two baskets (8 SP), 12 flasks of lantern oil (1 GP 2 SP), 5 waterskins (5 GP), a small carpet (10 GP), a pair of wooden ten-sided dice (1 SP), a deck of cards (1 SP), an alchemist's lab (500 GP), and a set of masterwork artisan's tools (55 GP).

Tathi: a wand of Color Spray (27/50 charges, 450 GP), a masterwork shortbow (330 GP), 40 arrows (2gp), Bag of Holding type I (2,500 GP), bracers of armor +1 (white leather, 1,000 GP), 1 potion of Cure Light Wounds (X GP), twenty vials of ink in various colors (160 GP)

Barbarus: a pair of fox-fur bracers inlaid with platinum swirls (1,700 GP) (already counted..?) 40 arrows (2gp), Heward's Handy Haversack (2,000 GP), 1 potion of Cure Light Wounds (X GP), 2 wigs (2gp)

Sszeyl: a pair of masterwork nunchaku crafted from red oak (302 GP),

Miron: a wand of Cure Light Wounds (Miron's possession, 27/50 charges, 450 GP), a ring of protection +1 (Miron's possession, 2,000 GP), 1 potion of Cure Light Wounds (X GP)

Thomas: a potion of Cure Moderate Wounds (X GP), a potion of Shield of Faith +2 (50 GP), a potion of Barkskin +2 (300 GP)

Elros: 1 potion of Cure Light Wounds (X GP)

Gnogglebolt: eleven small magnets (110 GP), one hooded lantern (7 GP), a hammer (5 SP), a sack (1 SP), a shovel (2 GP), 5 flasks of lantern oil (5SP), a pair of well- made manacles (50 GP), a smokestick (20 GP)

Meany:And...lessee.

Meany:Two wigs.

Meany:One set of flint and steel.

Dr. Hatari:K.

Meany:« 2+1.3+1.4 = 2 + 1.3 + 1.4 = 4.7 »

Meany::3

Liatai:Give Miron a wig, maybe. :P

Dr. Hatari:I'm seriously gunning for him getting one of those Alucard hats. :B

Meany:>>

TMG:meany; no need to calculate the deductions for things as little as that. x3

Meany:Barbie will make him one.

Meany:From the wolves.

TMG:No one's going to care about a few stray silvers.

Dr. Hatari:You can hand-wave the little things if you want. I'm just making a file.

Meany:And not tell him.

Meany:=3=

Dr. Hatari:wut

Meany:Make him a hat, from the wolves, and not tell him what that fur is.

Meany:=3=

Dr. Hatari:Anyway, everyone check your expenses. Look proper?

TMG:My expenses look in order...

Meany:Not sure a gift is supposed to have a pricetag, but...

Meany:=3=;;

Ghostwish:Are these tax deductable?

Dr. Hatari:Tathi and Barbarus are getting kind of reamed by those bags.

Meany:Verily.

Drayco:Tax? What tax?

Meany:They're beasting us.

Ghostwish:Mmm, yah, you know, Tathi would gladly share its use with the group.

Dr. Hatari:Even though they're functionally redundant.

Meany:And so would Barbie his.

Meany:He just needed it to take some weight off Honduras.

Ghostwish:So mark em off as group expenses?

Dr. Hatari:Shall we, then, sell one bag and use the other for the group?

Ghostwish:Keep both?

TMG:Haversack kinda sucks compared to the bag of holding.

Meany:Haversack has three pockets, easy to seperate stuff.

Ghostwish:Not if you're in combat and need something.

Ghostwish:IN FACT.

Meany:"Potions, spell components, and corpses."

Drayco:Hang onto them. You can stick the next 80lb cheese wheel in it.

Ghostwish:Tathi would switch with Barb.

TMG:and bag of holding automatically shoots what you need into your hand. :B

Meany:Kay.

Drayco:No, I think using a Bag of Holding is a full-round action...

Ghostwish:No it doesn't, Tech.

Ghostwish:Move action.

Dr. Hatari:Do they have weight limits?

Liatai:Yes.

Ghostwish:AND.. if it's near full, full round action.

Liatai:250 pounds for the bag. The haversack, I'll need to look up.

Ghostwish:Type 1 weights 35 pounds, carries 250 :>

Drayco:Page 248 of the DMG.

Dr. Hatari:35 pound bag what the hell.

Dr. Hatari:Is it made of sheet lead?

Meany:80 pounds in main pocket.

Drayco:Move action, unless it holds more than normal backpack.

Meany:20 in side pockets.

Drayco:Then, full-round action.

TMG:ghost; er, yeah, that's what I mean. o.O You don't go digging through it. Move or normal actin, just like retrieving an item from an ordinary backpack

Ghostwish:And here's the big differenceL

Ghostwish:Hewey's havard?

Ghostwish:No AoO for getting an item

Ghostwish:Which a BoH DOES provoke.

Drayco:Move Action, no AoO. Yup.

Ghostwish:So, yah, Tathi would say switch.

Ghostwish:*so switch

Dr. Hatari:Well, here.

Drayco:Thus, why Haversacks are the item of choice.

Dr. Hatari:In light of them having finite capacity.

Ghostwish:I say we keep both bags folks. :>

Dr. Hatari:Let's just keep both and write off the cost.

Meany:I second.

Ghostwish:Thirded.

Dr. Hatari:They'll see use.

Drayco:HOWEVER...

Drayco:...What the helkl?

Drayco:Bags of Holding Cost more?

Ghostwish:Yes.

Liatai:They hold more.

Ghostwish:They carry more.

Meany:What the Jekel, Mr. Hyde?!

Ghostwish:NINJA'D

Liatai:>:3

Dr. Hatari:Alright, Meany, question.

TMG:Also in agreement. Both bags for the whole party, no deuctions from anyone.

Drayco:Oh right. Haversack caps at 80lbs.


 * Meany hides under VAE.

Meany:Yes?

VAE:mrow?

Dr. Hatari:Did you exclude the 370 or whatever GP when we tallied art at first?

Ghostwish:Tathi magically siwtches the bags around. Now she has the haversack and barb the bag of holding. :>

TMG:er, it was 340 gp...

Meany:The whatnow?

Dr. Hatari:340, then.

TMG:and I at least already added it to my token.

TMG:I know someone else did, either VAE or Alex

Dr. Hatari:Alright. Everyone add 340gp to their tokens except Barby, and I'll erase the art before making a pool. Keep things properly sorted.

Meany is disconnected.

TMG:Oh! We didn't ca'culate the rest of the art, though.

TMG:That was just the foxfur bracers.

TMG:The rest still needs to be pooled and split.

Ghostwish:We're not there yet Tech.

Ghostwish:Just taking care of a minor detail.

Dr. Hatari:Alright. Then I'll just erase the bracers expense from Meany.

Ghostwish:... I already changed my total. -.-

Dr. Hatari:And everyone gets the gold.

Dr. Hatari:If there are discrepancies, who cares.

Dr. Hatari:Tathi: a wand of Color Spray (27/50 charges, 450 GP), a masterwork shortbow (330 GP), 40 arrows (2gp), bracers of armor +1 (white leather, 1,000 GP), 1 potion of Cure Light Wounds (X GP), twenty vials of ink in various colors (160 GP)

Barbarus: 40 arrows (2gp), 1 potion of Cure Light Wounds (X GP), 2 wigs (2gp), set of flint & steel (1gp)

Sszeyl: a pair of masterwork nunchaku crafted from red oak (302 GP),

Miron: a wand of Cure Light Wounds (Miron's possession, 27/50 charges, 450 GP), a ring of protection +1 (Miron's possession, 2,000 GP), 1 potion of Cure Light Wounds (X GP)

Thomas: a potion of Cure Moderate Wounds (X GP), a potion of Shield of Faith +2 (50 GP), a potion of Barkskin +2 (300 GP)

Elros: 1 potion of Cure Light Wounds (X GP)

Gnogglebolt: eleven small magnets (110 GP), one hooded lantern (7 GP), a hammer (5 SP), a sack (1 SP), a shovel (2 GP), 5 flasks of lantern oil (5SP), a pair of well- made manacles (50 GP), a smokestick (20 GP)

VAE:OK, so i subtract 2450 from Miron, right?

Dr. Hatari:Yep. I'll calculate the shares in a little bit.

VAE:also, is the X to mean 10 gp?

TMG:X is nothing. Wasn't deducted.

Dr. Hatari:I gotta.. get dressed, work in 20 minutes. >.>

Dr. Hatari:Brb.

VAE:ah

Dr. Hatari:In fact, here.

VAE:so, now Miron's left with 131 GP

TMG:which, speaking of, should be the same for the SP things I got, but eh. No biggie.

TMG:and actually, hold off on deducting things.

VAE:i already did

Dr. Hatari:Akellon (loot mule)

Art Objects: A carved wooden statue of a bird (150 GP), an ebony scroll case (1,100 GP), a garnet ring with a swirling gold design (600 GP), a small drum painted with a geometric design (5 GP), a fine leather choker inlaid with brass (600 GP), a crystal ball (900 gp), an well-made outfit fitted for a human nobleman (75 GP),, a glazed ceramic ring (130 GP), a silver incense burner (90 GP), and a golden circlet with a leafy design (1,100 gp).

Gems: A blue sapphire (1,100 GP), a piece of jade (60 GP), a small piece of rose quartz (80 GP), a pink diamond (5,000 GP), a bloodstone (40 GP), an emerald (1,000 GP), a pale green peridot (50 gp), a clear quartz crystal (40 gp), a white opal (1,000 gp), and a freshwater pearl (8 GP).

Armor: Two suits of studded leather armor (25 GP), and Briarclaw's +1 leather armor (1,160 GP).

Weapons: A masterwork sling (300 GP), a masterwork light crossbow (335 GP), a simple dagger (2 GP), a masterwork quarterstaff made of red oak (600 GP), a masterwork shortsword (310 GP), and Briarclaw's masterwork quarterstaff (600 GP).

Magic Items: Dust of dryness (850 GP),, bracers of armor +1 (black feathered 1,000 GP), a wand of Charm Animal (40/50 charges, 600 GP), two Quaal's Feather Tokens (whip) (1,000 GP (total))

Potions: Two potions of Hide from Animals (100 GP), and a potion of Darkvision (300 GP).

Miscellany: four axes for chopping wood (20 GP), two sets of flint and steel (2 GP), two iron pots (1 GP), a tent (10 GP), two bedrolls (2 SP), a rope net (10x10, 20 GP), five wigs (5 GP), one hooded lantern (7 GP), a small iron box (1 GP), a tiny wooden box (5 SP), a backpack (2 GP), two baskets (8 SP), 12 flasks of lantern oil (1 GP 2 SP), 5 waterskins (5 GP), a small carpet (10 GP), a pair of wooden ten-sided dice (1 SP), a deck of cards (1 SP), an alchemist's lab (500 GP), and a set of masterwork artisan's tools (55 GP).

TMG:wait until you get your full share, -then- we'll deduct, one at a time.

Dr. Hatari:Those are what we're selling for shares.

Dr. Hatari:Go ahead and calc them. I gotta go afk.

TMG:Okay, I'll add up.

TMG:Standby.

Ghostwish:Meany is trapped outside. :VAE:i have subtracted it already, like the owl did earlier

Ghostwish:Boot him

Liatai:He's already booted.

Meany has connected.

Meany:I appear.

Meany:Apparently I killed the chat. =3=

Ghostwish:We all hate you. >:O

Ghostwish::P

Meany:I know.

TMG:« 150+1100+600+5+600+900+75+130+90+1100+1100+60+80+500040+1000+50+40+1000+8+25+25+1160+300+335+2+600+310+600+850+1000+600+1000+100+100+300+20+2+1+10+0.2+20+5+7+1+0.5+2+0.8+1.2+5+10+500+55 = 150 + 1100 + 600 + 5 + 600 + 900 + 75 + 130 + 90 + 1100 + 1100 + 60 + 80 + 500040 + 1000 + 50 + 40 + 1000 + 8 + 25 + 25 + 1160 + 300 + 335 + 2 + 600 + 310 + 600 + 850 + 1000 + 600 + 1000 + 100 + 100 + 300 + 20 + 2 + 1 + 10 + 0.2 + 20 + 5 + 7 + 1 + 0.5 + 2 + 0.8 + 1.2 + 5 + 10 + 500 + 55 = 516075.7 »

TMG:is..is that...OH crap.

Ghostwish:CHA-CHING

TMG:typod.

Ghostwish:XD

TMG:« 150+1100+600+5+600+900+75+130+90+1100+1100+60+80+5000+40+1000+50+40+1000+8+25+25+1160+300+335+2+600+310+600+850+1000+600+1000+100+100+300+20+2+1+10+0.2+20+5+7+1+0.5+2+0.8+1.2+5+10+500+55 = 150 + 1100 + 600 + 5 + 600 + 900 + 75 + 130 + 90 + 1100 + 1100 + 60 + 80 + 5000 + 40 + 1000 + 50 + 40 + 1000 + 8 + 25 + 25 + 1160 + 300 + 335 + 2 + 600 + 310 + 600 + 850 + 1000 + 600 + 1000 + 100 + 100 + 300 + 20 + 2 + 1 + 10 + 0.2 + 20 + 5 + 7 + 1 + 0.5 + 2 + 0.8 + 1.2 + 5 + 10 + 500 + 55 = 21075.7 »

TMG:-there- we go.

Ghostwish:durnit. XD

TMG:Also, I took the liberty of -also- taking the deck of cards and the wooden dice. ! sp each. Hope no one minds. ^^;

TMG:1 sp

TMG:now....

TMG:Gnogglebolt, Tathi, Thomas, Miron, Barbarus, Elros...

TMG:...discarding one of those 7 sp for a nice rounding. >.>


 * VAE mrows?

TMG:« 21075.6/6 = 21075.6 / 6 = 3512.6 »

VAE:woo!

TMG:Hokay! Now, we don't -actually- have this yet, technically. But add it to your tokens anyway.

TMG:Once we get to castleton, then we really have it.

Meany:« 3512.6-1700 = 3512.6 - 1700 = 1812.6 »

VAE:Also, once again

TMG:so 3,512 gp and 6 sp for all!

TMG:ERM. O.O

VAE:Miron will probably vote for selling excess armaments at the Mace

TMG:Meany!

TMG:We already did the bracers!

TMG:Don't deduct it again!

Ghostwish:« 3512.6-2-330-450-1000-160 = 3512.6 - 2 - 330 - 450 - 1000 - 160 = 1570.6 »

TMG:[2078

Meany:« 290.72+3512.6 = 290.72 + 3512.6 = 3803.32 »

TMG:erg! Guys!

TMG:DOn't do deductions yet! DX

Faerie:« 2456+3512 = 2456 + 3512 = 5968 »

TMG:They have to be done one at a time and re-split.

Meany:=3=

TMG:« 2078+3512 = 2078 + 3512 = 5590 »

Ghostwish:And re-edit my notes 3 times? I think not.

Ghostwish:I think I'll just do them now.. and save the deductions for you all to add later.

Meany:Ass.

TMG:Alright, fine, make more work for me. :[ Okay. Handiling Tathi's deductions first.

Ghostwish:Skunk, actually.

Ghostwish:... I never said you had to do it now.

TMG:« 2+330+450+1000+160 = 2 + 330 + 450 + 1000 + 160 = 1942 »

TMG:Yes, we DO. o.O

TMG:« 1942/5 = 1942 / 5 = 388.4 »

Ghostwish:Whatever.

TMG:And now!

TMG:Everyone except Tathi add 388.4!

Ghostwish:(did my line about me saving the deductions for you all to do later get eaten or something?)

TMG:« 5590+388 = 5590 + 388 = 5978 »

TMG:No, but we can't do it later, or we'll forget.

Ghostwish:...

Ghostwish:You don't forget copy paste.

Ghostwish:Or token notes.

Ghostwish:Or character sheet notes!

Meany:« 3803.32+388.4 = 3803.32 + 388.4 = 4191.72 »

Faerie:« 388+5968 = 388 + 5968 = 6356 »

TMG:Okay, now...barbarus's deductions, since you already did that too, meany?

Faerie:0.4GP=4SP, yes?

VAE:y

TMG:alex; yes.

TMG:meany?

Meany:Aside from the Haversack, declared a party expense.

TMG:Mkay, so...

Meany:And the bracers, already done.

Meany:« 2+1.3+1.4 = 2 + 1.3 + 1.4 = 4.7 »

TMG:aaand...the only other things you got were arrows, wigs, and a flint and steel.

TMG:Okay, waive that. Don't deduct.

Meany:And candles.

Meany:=3=

TMG:And candles, okay. x3 Waived.

Meany:candels*

TMG:and Miron already deducted too, so...

TMG:« 2450/5 = 2450 / 5 = 490 »

VAE:ARGHBLARGHAL

TMG:Everyone except Miron add 490!

TMG:« 5978+490 = 5978 + 490 = 6468 »


 * VAE just realised i can *declare* timeskips in DnD and some related thougths

VAE:*he

GM:Let me know when you guys are ready for EXP. :3

TMG:ALmost, one or two deductions and splits left.

Meany:Oh dear god. :O

Faerie:« 6356+490 = 6356 + 490 = 6846 »

VAE:it's just.. i have a were which can turn diminutive in the party

VAE:*headdesks headdesks headdesks*

Meany:« 4191.72+490 = 4191.72 + 490 = 4681.72 »

Ghostwish:I still don't get why you insist on doing this now. -.-

TMG:Thomas's deductions! « 350/5 = 350 / 5 = 70 »

TMG:Everyone expect Thomas add 70

Meany:Done.

TMG:*except

TMG:and finally...

Meany:brb

TMG:« 110+50+20 = 110 + 50 + 20 = 180 »

TMG:« 6538-180 = 6538 - 180 = 6358 »

TMG:« 180/5 = 180 / 5 = 36 »

TMG:Everyone except Gnogglebolt add 36!

TMG:There! All loot has been sold and split!

VAE:36 factorial?

VAE:for that, we can buy the whole of Lorelloj

Faerie:« 36! = 36 »

VAE:*lorellon

GM:Who wants experience~!

Ghostwish:MEEEEEEEEEEEE

Faerie:« 36+70+6846 = 36 + 70 + 6846 = 6952 »

Dr. Hatari:« 3512.6-350+1604 = 3512.6 - 350 + 1604 = 4766.6 »

VAE:Tathi did get an experience

Dr. Hatari:Back. Also, what is this deductions post-split business?

GM:Everyone! 100 XP - Roleplaying! 150 XP - Clearing out the dungeon! 100 XP - Loot Divison.

GM:Gnogglebolt - 100 XP - Checking on the child -- OH JEEZ sorry for the acciental badtouch D: 100 XP - Druidic Counsel. 100 XP - Seeing it through to the end for Jolenta. 50 XP - Spokesgnome!

Dr. Hatari:I already removed what people claimed from the last list of loot. =3=

GM:Tathi - 100 XP - The first Vigilant Guardian to get laid! 100 XP - Nagging the sick ranger. 100 XP - Rat Chase 100 XP - Consolation prize for fire-resistant enemies. FFFFF--

Dr. Hatari:No additional splits should be necessary.

GM:Thomas - 50 XP - Social Services. 100 XP - Putting the soul of the priestess to rest. 50 XP - SIT. >:[ 100 XP - Seeing it through to the end for Jolenta. 50 XP - Caretaker of the Loot

GM:Barbarus - 100 XP - Hoardcat! 100 XP - Rat Chase 300 XP - Drowcave map complete! 100 XP - Talking to yourself -- er, to your mules.

Dr. Hatari:We only did that with the bracers because we weren't pooling yet and people already changed their tokens.

GM:Elros - 200 XP - Oh hai, I'll follow you :D 300 XP - Rat Chase 200 XP - Hey guys what's going on over here -- oh dear lord what. 200 XP - Servals -- the cure for hiccups! 200 XP - Animal Antics.

GM:Miron - 100 XP - Just because you live in the woods, acknowledge no authority of mortal rulers, and have your own code doesn't mean you should be out of the law's reach! >:O 100 XP - Deep thoughts with Tathi. 100 XP - Mending via couplets of poetry.

VAE:pfft

Ghostwish:WOOT. TAKE THAT YA VIRGINS!

TMG:hatari; well, er, we did pool.

Faerie:« 100+150+100+200+300+200+200+200+9770 = 100 + 150 + 100 + 200 + 300 + 200 + 200 + 200 + 9770 = 11220 »

TMG:You posted the final list of things to sell, I added it up and split it.

TMG:Read up and add what you need to for Thomas.

Ghostwish:« 11540+100+150+100+100+100+100+100 = 11540 + 100 + 150 + 100 + 100 + 100 + 100 + 100 = 12290 »

Dr. Hatari:Okay. Then what were the subsequent things for?

Meany:Back.

TMG:That was for the things people took out of the pool, which was deducted from their gold and redistrubuted among everyone else, as planned.

TMG:otherwise, where the heck is that money going? o.O

Dr. Hatari:What.

Meany:« 350+100+100+300+100 = 350 + 100 + 100 + 300 + 100 = 950 »

VAE:did you folks distribute Miron's pay among yourselves?

VAE:the 2450?

Meany:Er.

TMG:Danman; yes, that was one of them.

Meany:Lia, this token's EXP is out of date. =3=;;

Meany:Could you peek at the Cave map's one, please?

Dr. Hatari:The plan was tally the pool. Split between everyone. And then everyone subtract their expenses from their share. No splits, no notice for anyone to "add X to their share now" etc.

Liatai:Fff. Which one. -.-

Meany:Forest D.

TMG:« 100+150+100+100+100+100+50 = 100 + 150 + 100 + 100 + 100 + 100 + 50 = 700 »

Liatai:I copied it straight from there... -.- Just update it to the right amount.

Ghostwish:I can explain that Hatari..

Ghostwish:Tech here freaked out and insisted we do it now.

Meany::x

TMG:hatari; eh, well...

Dr. Hatari:"It"?

Ghostwish:So now everyone's token notes are wrong, because they don't actually have that much gold.

Dr. Hatari:What is "it"

TMG:math works out the same anyway. x3

Meany:It's missing the EXP from the session before last...but okay.

Meany:Updated! :D

Ghostwish:Adding everyone else's deductions to everyone else's gold.

Dr. Hatari:Are you serious. I'm adding the gold now and keeping in mind where it exists in the timeline. -_-

Meany:Oh, I remember the EXP now! :D

TMG:It shouldn't even come up if we just head back to Castleton!

Ghostwish:I'm keeping it on a notepad and adding it when I actually have it. :>

Meany:It was only like 800, right?

TMG:Geeze. Was saving time so we don't HAVE to do this later.

Dr. Hatari:Bailing for work. Later.

GM:Okay, okay, I'm confused. Slow down. What's going on here?

Ghostwish:Bye!

Meany:Seeya@

Liatai:See ya!

TMG:Didn't hear anyone rushing to stop me, either.

Meany:!*

Ghostwish:Pure drama GM, with a hint of confusion.

VAE:Look, it;'s not like we CAN buy anything of note in redtree

TMG:Besides, I explicitly pointed it out. No one responded.

VAE:Just fucking add the cassh to your tokens and fucking carry on

TMG:Liatai; okay

TMG:the money we just split up 'technically' doesn't exist yet because we haven't gotten to castleton yet to sell everything.

Ghostwish:Tech.. do not make me repost where I said 'why are you doing this' not once, but twice. Drop it.

VAE:Le Sigh

VAE:And this is why i HATE loot-related part of DnD

VAE:It takes AGES

GM:Tech, why does it matter? You'll be headed back to Castleton in... oh, at most within 2 hours of next session's start.

Ghostwish:Never had this problem in tabletop.. loot was quick.

Faerie whispers: Okay, so, I think I get to level up now, but can that be done some other time? >.>

TMG:it just shouldn't matter since we're going directly to castleton after the festival in Redtree--exactly my point!

TMG:Ghost and hatari are the ones getting twisted about it.

You whisper to Faerie: Hmm? Level up from 4 to 5, you mean?

VAE:IF WE ALL FUCKING AGREE THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ARGUING?

Ghostwish:I don't care. You're the one spinning your wheels. Hatari's getting upset over that.

Faerie whispers: I think so? SInce I just passed 10k EXP

You whisper to Faerie: Yep! Sure. :3

VAE:Liatai, please declare martial law or something so that this ends.

Ghostwish:I still haven't changed my total, and I'm not going to until I hit castleton.

Ghostwish:Please do.

Meany:VAE, please refrain from caps lock?

Ghostwish:Tech never stops arguing.

Meany:Bold text works much better.

VAE:and then threaten to execute anyone who disputes

VAE:And i am not using capslock - i hold shift >:3

Ghostwish:Old school dweeb!

TMG:...I was talking to Liatai, and I haven't said anything since then. Goddamn, ghost. You've been really insulting today. :/

GM:I don't understand what the debate is even about, since we seem to all agree in a roundabout way. Add it now or add it later, it doesn't matter.

TMG:Right, good, it's all over.

TMG:Sheesh.

GM:And cool off, all of you.

GM:Now that that's over... did everyone get their EXP?

Ghostwish:Yup!

VAE:yes

Meany:Yep.

Faerie:Yup


 * VAE purrs

TMG:EXP recorded.

Meany:Like I said, my token was missing the EXP we got the session after leveling...I think.

Meany:Might be mixing campaigns though.


 * Liatai shrugs. What's your EXP total, everyone?


 * Ghostwish checks.

VAE:11015

Ghostwish:12290

TMG:10,770

Meany:Okay, didn't miss anything. :>

Meany:I'm within one hundred EXP of pretty much everyone.

VAE:.. how?

Liatai:Groovy. :D

VAE:I mean, there's a thousand difference

Ghostwish:Tom's a little below or ahead of Tathi. I can't remember which.

VAE:so how can you be within a hundred of either boundary

VAE:er, of both, i meant


 * Ghostwish reaches into VAE's head and turns off the programmer logic.

Meany:I said pretty much.

Meany:Deal with it. =3=

VAE:pretty much? if oyu are within hundred of one you are 900 off other

VAE:it.. doesn't work

Ghostwish:Crap. It had a redundacy... should've seen that coming.

Liatai:XD

VAE:>:3

Ghostwish:Ah.

Ghostwish:Modern Players!

VAE:?

Ghostwish:I'll be ready for framework for characters tomorrow.

VAE:sweet

Meany:Shit.

Liatai:Oh, VAE, I need to talk to you quickly.

VAE:shit isn't sweetr

Faerie:I'm at 1120, if I'm keeping good track.

Ghostwish:Start checking out Urban Arcana and thinking up backstories. ^^

VAE:oh, what do you need, lia

Faerie:Sorry, 11220

VAE:?

Meany:I can't, Ghost.

VAE:here, or in my channel?

Liatai:There's a chance I might not be available for this week's D&DMFA game.

VAE:oh, why?

Ghostwish:Sup Meany?

Meany:I have to spend most of tomorrow working on Stats for the crew.

Faerie:(How the hell did I ever get in front of anyone? .-.)

Meany::[

VAE:and what's the chance?

Ghostwish:Oh, no biggie. We're still weeks off, remember?

Liatai:Need to drive up to the Land of No Internet to fetch my brother's car.

VAE:ah

Meany:Ah.

Meany:No.

Meany:oh.

VAE:gargle

Meany:Got the games in reverse. :B

Ghostwish:^_^

VAE:hmm, what should i do with that ...

Meany:Hmm.

Meany:Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm.

VAE:I mean... i can't postpone it because there are no good days

Ghostwish:Welp, I'm off for the night. Any last things for me?

VAE:and we'll miss at elast a week during exams, if not moar

TMG:Ah, yes.

Meany:Did you get the new map?!


 * Meany grabs Ghost and shakes.

Ghostwish:EEK

TMG:Since there seems to have been some confusion here, juuuuuust t be safe...

VAE:simply because the week before exams i might need to study instead of preparing and plotting, which is bloody exhausting

Ghostwish:Yes. I actually got sidetracked from switching tokens over. XD

TMG:everyone go to "file" and "save chat log history"? Just in case? ^^;


 * Meany shakes MOAR.

Meany:>:O


 * Ghostwish rattles like a bobblehead. @_X

Liatai:I'll do so once the server's down. :3

Meany:Done.

Meany:Night, peeps leaving. :3

Meany is disconnected.

Ghostwish is disconnected.

Liatai:Any last words for the server?

TMG:Hmm...not that I can think of!

VAE:last words

TMG:OH! Crap!

TMG:One sec!

VAE:One Sec! sounds like good last words.

TMG:there. ^^

TMG:Okay, I'm good. x3

Liatai:As did Oh crap. x3

VAE:Throw me the hammer!

TMG:Just almost forgot to add dice and cards to inventory.

VAE:That dog doesn't bite.

VAE:*You* are a mob member? Ha!

VAE:WTF won't it fire... lemme see!

You have disconnected.