Session 105

Glitch has connected.

Ghostwish has connected.

Dr. Hatari has connected.

Railock has connected.

Meany has connected.

<font color="#0000ff">VAE has connected.

</i>Meany:<font color="#CC0066">WITCHES I HOPE YOU CROW.


 * VAE mrow

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Lllllllllllet's get ready to RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpFITa9eYoQ

VAE:<font color="#000000">not crow

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Mmkay, settlin' in, gettin' ready. :3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">As a heads-up, I am going to need to leave around 4:30, 5:00, to take care of spaniels, but knowing this group and the scenes to come, that should be a perfect time to take a break. :3

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Loadin' up my character sheets (this could take a while)

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">:p

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Shall we?

VAE:<font color="#000000">heh

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I think, at that time, I shall try out the Papa Johns that opened just down the road.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Does the lynx have time to heed the call of nature?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep, go right ahead

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">brb!

GM:<font color="#000000">I'll load up character questions in the meantime!


 * Dr. Hatari can't stop listening to Skyfall.

GM:<font color="#000000">I've got a few new archives open we can pull from today. So hopefully we won't have so many repeats!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">For like the fourth time, I just let them pass me! D:

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XP

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">New archives!? *mugs the mink-silly for books!!!*


 * Glitch just listend to &quot;Burn It To The Ground&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Surprisngly appropriate for what's about to happen? :.

GM:<font color="#000000">Let's see... these ones are from the Miscellany portion of a writers' character questionaire. &quot;Things a real person would be able to answer without thinking too hard, but a fictional character often can't.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;What ridiculous belief/s did they have as a child? (Did they think the moon really was made of cheese?)&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I thought Ezzebek was totally secure.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">:|

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">^^;;; That humans were related to orcs.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;That Edaric might grow up one day.&quot; :P

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I thought magic was malice made manifest! (and I didn't even try for that alliteration. :B )

Edaric:<font color="#000000">I think I shared one time when I tied a kite string to a pig's tail when someone told me something would happen when pigs fly... :B I used to -- HEY. XP

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">He just grins.

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;That life is sorrow and nothing else.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">I used to believe that fairies were responsible for bedhead and snarls.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...come to think of it, &quot;Burn It To The Ground&quot; is almost the -perfect- song for Tomiko &amp; Kordites. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I was convinced for a long time that all cats were actually as smart or smarter than regular people, and just couldn't talk. |D;; Sometimes I would talk to strays in the city. And not in a 'who's a good kitty?!' baby-talk kind of way. |D;;


 * Tomiko Lazarus still believes all the ridiculous things from her childhood. Beware correcting her.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">..... that is adorable. I am sure the cat spirits were very pleased. =3=

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&#9835;&quot;WE'RE GOIN' OUT TONIGHT!&quot;&#9835; &#9835;&quot;TO KICK OUT EVERY LIGHT!&quot;&#9835; &#9835;&quot;TAKE ANYTHING WE WANT!&quot;&#9835; &#9835;&quot;DRINK EVERYTHING IN SIGHT!&quot;&#9835; &#9835;&quot;wE'LL GO UNTIL THE WORLD STOPS TURNING WHILE WE BURN IT TO THE GROUND TONIGHT!&quot;&#9835;

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do you like marshmallows?&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus squints.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">..Really? =w=;

GM:<font color="#000000">Really. It's on the list.

GM:<font color="#000000">http://www.squidoo.com/character-development-questions

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Yummy-gooey marshy-mallow.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">are marshmellows even possible?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">What is a marshmallow?

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Not really. There so.. silly really.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Pah, no, I prefer an apple.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">.... what is a marshmallow?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Speaking of apples.


 * Dr. Hatari bookmarks.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Yeah!

Meany whispers: How long was the scheduled timeskip going to be? :v

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh, a kind of candy. I guess.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">But Ael, marshmallows make apples even better. :3

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Incidentally, yes. |3

You whisper to Meany: Hard to say. Depends. At least a year.

Meany whispers: I suddenly recalled Sszeyl planting a huge number of apple seeds when the harvest was being done over the week.

Meany whispers: And thought, if the timeskip was long enough, he could have a proper orchard. Maybe even a winery.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">So, grown up yet? :P

Edaric:<font color="#000000">... you know, a few months ago, I would have jokingly said &quot;nope! :P&quot; But now? I'm not so sure I can say that anymore. :.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Welcome to the terrible, worrysome world of adulthood, little Ed. :3


 * VAE back

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do they sleep on their side, front, or back?&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Does Miron like marshmellows?

VAE:<font color="#000000">What list, Lia?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Should I incorporate it to bobcat?

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Back.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Side.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Back.&quot;

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Front.&quot;

Dorf Aias:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Drunk.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I mix it up. Depends on how I feel that day.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Side, most of the time. Though I've been known to fall asleep leaning on a chair, or on the side of a wagon.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I sleep on the side most of the time... though it depends where I'm sleeping.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Back. Usually. Sometimes I just fall down and wake up later however. This is a pertinent time to remind, best church. |D

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Sitting up, crossbow in hand.&quot;

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">Back. I snore. |D

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's a good way to shoot your balls off, Senior Inquisitor.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do they work better with sound or silence?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well now these are just getting invasive. &gt;|

Liatai:<font color="#000000">*snrk*

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I'm yet to miss.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">.... do you even need to ask? :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You've yet to *be* a miss&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Silence. Definitely silence.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Silence, definitely.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Same.&quot;

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Silence.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Sound! Clanking, hissing, grinding, banging. Sometimes I even get a little rythmn going while I craft.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It's much easier to read or pray with peace &amp; quiet.

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;There is no such thing as silence. Just what your ears are missing.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; Work it...make it...do it...makes us...harder...better...faster...stronger...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I .. don't need silence to work. In fact, noise is best because it doesn't give to sudden interruptions.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Gnogglebolt, you do realize that song doubles as a sexual-innuendo, right?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;either works. either silence except for the wind blowing past over an open desert, or the sound of music to dance to.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you learn to ignore it, it won't get any worse no matter what.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Quiet is boring. What would I even be doing in a silent room besides trying to take a nap? Work makes sound. People working makes more sound! Comrades working make a jolly racket you can join in song. &gt;|3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Bang bang bang hammer on metal. &quot;I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of my CONSTRUCTION.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Bloody hell, I agree with Tomiko on something.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">I SAID I DREW DICK SYMBOLS ALL OVER YOUR CART TRAIN.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Either or.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">I practically need to be listening to music or conversation to get anything really done. Silence just feels unnatural. I can't sit in a quiet room and focus, I need to make -some- kind of noise.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Silence or noise have little affect on my painting.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">effect*

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Does that explain your preoccupation with pots and pans when you were younger?

Edaric:<font color="#000000">... incidentally I'm kind of annoying if I have to take a test, because I end up tapping my foot or pen. =3= *brick'd*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;As for childish beliefs... I have seen an enlargement spell when I was a few years old, and thought that's how you make the tall folks.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Adorable thought + Miron = crash to desktop. @_#

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do they like art?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">whahahah

Glitch:<font color="#000000">DOES NOT COMPUTER.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">*Compute

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Geeze, how did I screw that up.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">darn fingers.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I like art of me a lot! \o/ *easel'd*

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Are my ears long?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Define 'art.' :3 In general, the answer is yes. Though I'm not the type to sit in a quiet gallery and look at paintings or anything. See above foot-tapping problem. :B

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">=3= &quot;That's a cop-out, Tathi.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Art? Eh...it's nice to look at sometimes, but I prefer art made of metal. Preferably while it does something useful.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Well it's true.&quot; &gt;:|

Miron:<font color="#000000">Because you're fail. Everyone was a kid once, even scum like Altonor.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I...do not know.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Sure, it's alright. I don't think I've ever produced much you could call artistic, though. Unless you count baking-fail. ^^;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I like making art.

Miron:<font color="#000000">'s nothing to be surprised at.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I prefer the natural art of nature.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Not as much as a Firre, but as an Eladrin, I have an appreciation for all things of beauty.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Art .. hmm.'

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">But I haven't seen art that isn't mine often enough to know if I like it.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">I do like art. Unlike noisy bard, I would be happy to sit in a gallery and meditate on a painting or sculpture for a time.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Including the glorious dance of battle.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Fun fact: Edaric's portrait was painted from memory.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">:P

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I like art that serves a purpose. Like... the illustrations in Tales of the Wise Fool, or murals in a church, or our symbols or the anatomy of daemons and beasts beautifully drawn in books of lore.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do they prefer to sit on the floor or on a chair?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Either or.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Surprisingly enough, the floor.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Chair. A -tall- one.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Chair, though a sofa or bench is even better. More room to stretch out.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Damn chairs made for tall-legs. :/

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Floor. But it is proper in Kellon lands to sit in a chair, so I do.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Chair, or a slab of rock, either way.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Chair.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Chair.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Floor.

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Floor.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sitting on the floor is what barbarians do.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;See.. there's my point, before I could say it.&quot;

Masabel:<font color="#000000">Chair.

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Floor.&quot;

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">&gt;:3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Floor, actually. I've had plenty of occasion to sit on the ground for long periods, knelt, on knees, or cross-legged. I've just gotten used to it. Besides.. ... ..these days I usually have my armor on under my coat. Some less sturdy chairs would break under me. |D;;

Viceth:<font color="#000000">Chair. It's harder on the knees to sit on the floor all the time.

Miron:<font color="#000000">. ..

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Chairs. Incidentally I weigh like twelve hundred pounds with this belt on.


 * Tomiko Lazarus goes through chairs like popcorn. *bricked*

Altonor:<font color="#000000">You're 205, not 505, old man. :P

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">HEY, TATHI.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">YOU STILL 230-SOMETHING?

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( *ducks* ))

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">METEOR SHOWER.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi's younger than 230&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;She just looks older... snooty elves tend to.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">A few from a different list... &quot;What is your favorite color?&quot; &quot;What is your favorite food?&quot; &quot;Do you prefer hot weather, or colder temperatures?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Tathi actually looks incredibly young.. even in elven terms. She gets asked her age when buying alcohol all the time.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Hush.&quot; &gt;:|

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;In elven terms, maybe.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;And also, I'm surprised at your ignorance, Miron. Elves don't age, so your insult was moot.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Blue, shellfish, rain induced cold.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Green, apple pie, colder weather. :3 Cold weather is when all the fun gatherings and parties take place, and nothing beats coming in out of the cold to a room full of happy faces, a roaring fire, and warm food.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Let's see, let's see.. black.. lasagna.. and definitely the cold. 'The cold' sounds so terrible, but I love winter months and weather.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Green, pears, cold.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">BLACK AIN'T A COLOR.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">My favorite colors are brass-orange and electric blue! Favorite food is...hmm. Fruit salad? And nice hot weather. Got used to it after working around hot machinery all the time, feels comfortable.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">IT THE ABSCENCE OF COLOR.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">*brick*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Cold weather, spicy goat stew, and hmm...&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Blue, apple, cold.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I thought that was white. Anyways don't get all artsy on me. |T

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">White is the presence of color.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;red and blue, whatever I've just made, and warm weather&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Red or violet, fish prepared nearly any way, and warmer weather. Definitely warmer weather. Akellon is too cold. D|

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Given all visible light when added together makes white.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">If you can paint it or wear it it's a color. &gt;|O

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Favourite colour... I don't know if I have one. Maybe silver. The colour of most our holy implements.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">brb, taking recycling out.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I WILL SLAP YOU WITH MY MANDATORY ARTIST SCARF.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Don't kid yourself. It's lead.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I said colour, not material.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Besides, most are pewter.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Lead IS a color.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Red, Russian bread is a food, right? |D And the cold. We have northern blood. Cold doesn't bother a Lazarus! The fire in our veins will keep us warm!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The only pure lead is inside our mace heads, in a drilled hole then welded shut. Gives a bit of extra impact.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself?&quot;


 * Edaric holds up his lute.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Fold paper. Practice forms. Clean weapons.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The bedroom I sleep in is one door from being across to the archives. Do I need to say more?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Is this a trick question?

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Try to do something constructive for a few seconds, get bored, kick a tick around for a few more seconds, get bored, leave bedroom and get into trouble however the whim strikes me until I get tired and sleep somewhere else. *bricked*

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I'd wander riverbeds, of course.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">All of the spells.

</i>VAE:<font color="#000000">Heh.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Archery practice.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I have plenty of reading I could catch up with until I get sleepy.. ^^;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Insomnia?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">BUILD BUILD BUILD.

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;You ask me this question as if insomnia wasn't a regular thing for me.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Archery practice with the bow in yer trousers, i guess.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Especially given he doesn't sleep.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">:3

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">My kind don't sleep.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Someone's jealous..&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Someone doesn't believe obvious bullshit.&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( Raking yesterday is catching up with me. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( Ow my arms. x-x ))

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;Name three things you consider yourself to be very bad at, and three things you consider yourself to be very good at.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Mink, is there a game under all these questions? |3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Know what you're talking about, owl *remembers digging out potato back in the summer*

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Bad: Stealth, balance, being more linear. Good: painting, murdering people, and land development.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">............... Is it weird that I'm about to put cooking under very bad and very good? |D;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Oh, hum, let's see. :. Bad at.... combat... ^^; Sitting quietly... and cooking. Good at... listening, playing the lute, and getting in trouble.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Bad: Armor use, sword-play, illusion. Good: Evocation, Divination, temper-control.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">|T

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm... bad: Sneaking about, almost got me killed. I'm not as good a liar as it'd be expedient, either... and what else. Oh right. Can't carry a tune in a burlap sack over my shoulder. &quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">... Tathi? Good at temper control? =3= It is, what is word, laughable?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I think you mean temper-ature- control.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Hey. Is Miron still alive? Well then, temper-control goes there.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Missus Fire.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Very bad? RIDICULOUS. I'm the strongest, the fastest, the toughest, the smartest, the best there is! Also I'm ''SUPER-HUMBLE. |D''

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=w=;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Archery, tracking, tathi-control. =3= Bad? Dealing with people, politics, tathi-control. See, Tom, we have so much in common. =3=


 * Thomas Lazarus lays hand on Aelian's shoulder. Mutual 'Nam flashback expressions.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">THE FIREBALLS, MAN. THEY WERE EVERYWHERE.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Hey, what about you, Tom? You said cooking under both, but what else?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Remembering things. |D;;

</i>Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">Secrets, tracking, archey. Bad? People, People, and on a third note, people.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh crap-biscuits my report. =w=;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Good at: building things (obviously), planning, and brokering agreements. Bad at: foreseeing consequences, wrestling, keeping excitement in check.

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">Late on reports you say. *_*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good: My job, I suppose - Ive been doing it for ages. Rhymes, I suppose.. they aren't poetry, but other folk at the Mace like them and anything that brings in a few laughs is good. And lastly, I can drink a lot before toppling over.&quot;

Dorf Aias:<font color="#9933FF">Pffffft.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Uhhmm.. &gt;:.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">..Taking care of myself.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Taking care of others is on the good list, though.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Aaaand oh wait also managing money is on the bad list. &gt;.&gt;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Also coming up with lists.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">And writing letters. &gt;:9

Miron:<font color="#000000">You're a briliant inquisitor Tom, but you *have* to let your superiors know what you're up to.

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">Well then, if your report is late, I expect it to be very, very long. *_*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">D|

Miron:<font color="#000000">The Mace isn't just a ragtag bunch of thugs.

GM:<font color="#000000">Righto! GAME ON! But first, POP QUIZ!

GM:<font color="#000000">Who remembers what those squigglies on the table mean?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">D|

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I love pop quizzes. |D

Miron:<font color="#000000">Mee!

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">I STUDIED.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">BATTLE PLAN.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Green is the prison

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">They're the troop movements we have planned for the prison break.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Red is the vault

Miron:<font color="#000000">Arrows indicate troop movements

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh, sorry. The red one's a pastry stain. Someone else spilled their mountain dew. Then we just started playing cards. *BRICK'D*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">they are how were all gonna die.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">they're* you pessimist

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Loud team #1 hits the vault and draws attention, I then chuck a bomb at the prison to singal Loud Team #2 to attack the central admin wing, then quiet teams #3 and #4 attack the torture chambers and prison at the same time.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(though given it's the main Guardians as one of the 'quiet' teams, the term is very much relative. &gt;.&gt; )


 * Gamal-Junayd bets the kordites they can't be so loud that they wake up the entire town with their assault

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">We're counting on it, Gamal!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'm pretty sure we can be quiet relative to my sister and Tathi's dad.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">there. now loud team will be the loudest

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;While a different operation order would be better.. I suppose this will have to do.&quot;

Kelsey Alfarson:<font color="#000000">How much're you betting, mummy? *w*

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">WHAT'S HIS NAME THOMAS. PRONOUNCE THE ENTIRE THING.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Acting Commander Stanford knows what he's doing. I hope &quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">That's cruel. ^^;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek? &gt;.&gt;;;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Ow my ears why did I dare you to do that.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">That's even crueler.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">If you ask me to pronounce it I will cut you. =3=


 * Dr. Hatari actually typed it from rote. Apparently Thomas remembers now.


 * Swallowtail is brick'd.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">If you cut me I'll flirt with you. *_*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm sure you could manage, Swallowtail. Besides, it's the elves' fault for having such a muddled language.&quot;

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">AHEM.

</i>VAE:<font color="#000000">Ahahaa.. Tathi reminded me of Cuuko from the Nyarko-san anime

Liatai:<font color="#000000">?

Sheythsanthi: <font color="#9933ff">(( Weeaboo!!! ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tathi: If you cut me I'll flirt with you. *

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well, said character and the embodiment of the Cthuga eldritch horror has massive hots for the titular Nyarkosan who is a nyarlathotep spawn.


 * Tathi pokes Mink repeatedly. :|

VAE:<font color="#000000">She's very very obsessive about it.

GM:<font color="#000000">Righto! The strategy meeting has just been adjourned, with a scrying from Castleton HQ on the horizon. If you want to snag any folks for RP before they leave the room, please do it now!

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Finally. |D

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm.

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">Boy if you want to snag her you best move quick, she's already leaving.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She's scary. D|

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">As was wrapped up at the end of last session, Serrierr follows Tomiko to Kordite congregation to pray for the coming battle.

Viceth:<font color="#000000">&quot;Will you and Draugrim be accompanying us this evening, Firaira?&quot;

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">The way your sister eyes me is scary, child. &gt;:|

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Having a full-on Celestial praying with you, of the same diety no less, is uber-good juju.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">That's just how she looks at anything. &gt;.&gt;

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">She pauses a moment, and looks over, her gaze level and unreadable. &quot;Why not?&quot; She comments finally.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Murderous rape-glare at dessert tray.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Cultry: SWEET MOTHER OF GOD-

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron remains seated at the table, waiting for his superior to leave. He keeps looking at the plan with a hand in his hair.

Masabel:<font color="#000000">&quot;Think you can keep up, miss politician?&quot;


 * Gamal-Junayd goes upstairs, and takes his time cooking up something before the assault

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Try and lose me. Pell couldn't.&quot; She says with a smirk.

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;You seem concerned, inquisitor.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd whispers: yes, I made a token of that pic I showed you

Draugrim:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Rrrrrrrr.&quot; Uh oh Altonor. Someone thinks your shinguard is a fun chew-toy again. ^^l

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom sighs and cradles his chin with a hand. He peers at the plan while thinking.

Miron:<font color="#000000"> &quot;Indeed... though you probably do know why. The plan seems flimsy at best.. and if we don't get the silver, we might as well put a &quot;Souls for Rent&quot; sign on the town's bill board.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey!&quot; &gt;:3 Just what I needed! A warm-up tussle!

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Right, well, my spells are going to be needed, so I'm digging into my spellbook. Anyone need anything arcane before I go?&quot;

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;At least there are other options should this plan fall through. Do you recall?&quot;

Dorf Aias:<font color="#9933FF">The dwarf ambles off to the forge, grumbling something about shields and armor.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt is forging shields and armor. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;True... but they will become that much more difficult to act on if this plan fails.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom flinches.

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">When are you leaving for the mission again? &gt;:\ *brick'd*

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Well.&quot; The Senior Inquisitor says as he stands up. &quot;It occurs to me I've only known this temple for its rituals and staff, not for its defensive capabilities. I best scout the structure, incase the worse comes to worse.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh yeah.. ... ..oh, wait.&quot; &gt;.&gt;;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Those standing against us aren't stupid.. some of them used to be our brothers and sisters even.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; I just wish people around here had the basic training just to be able to use stuff other than this low-tech swinging implements...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;A wise choice, Senior Inquisitor.&quot;

Dorf Aias:<font color="#9933FF">Just because I've got better style than you is no reason to be jealous. &gt;:)

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">Not you. I always welcome a dwarf in the forge.

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">I mean the Mazian. =.=#

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Fair dreams, though that farewell may be a bit hopeful.&quot; He says, and departs.

VAE:<font color="#000000">A stupid short coff who messed up my workshop *brick'd*

Dorf Aias:<font color="#9933FF">Oh. Aye. Hopefully he won't explode.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">You people have no appreciation for those who dedicate their lives to craft, and you call yourselves craftsmen?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">clang clang clang irratibly. &gt;:B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">-- FRACK I never finished your ally's equipment. |D;;;;

Dorf Aias:<font color="#9933FF">We

</i><font color="#9933FF"> dedicate our lives to craft. You pervert it with your new-fangled, untraditional ways! &gt;:\

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Who?

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">You and your cogs.

Dorf Aias:<font color="#9933FF">Pah. They'll never be better than the old-fashion forge, the older the better!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The Olidamarran contingent of your group.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh right.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'll just knock that out right now. |D;;;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Guess not. Away I go.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom approaches Tathi.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Or not!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Yes?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Not even just cogs! I mean, look at this sword you just made! Mine is better balanced and more solidly built, and will hold an edge longer! And I made five of them in the time it took you to make one!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I had just remembered something. I was going over what we've picked up. Usually we just let Gnogglebolt sell everything when we're done, but, considering the circumstances..&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus fishes around in his pack for a moment. &gt;:.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It probably won't be of any use, considering..&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;More wands??&quot; Tathi says with a quirked eyebrow.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And this is because I don't bother learning how to fight well like you guys do, I just let the things I make do my fighting for me!

Dorf Aias:<font color="#9933FF">Upstart punk! &gt;:|


 * Thomas Lazarus carefully draws out a cloth, then reveals a necklace of fireballs (Type 6) http://www.d20srd.org/srd/magicItems/wondrousItems.htm#necklaceofFireballs

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">That's why I'm a true craftsman.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Better to be prepared, I guess.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Outdated codger!

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">Fuck off, coff. A true craftsman knows how to use evrything he makes.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Oh he he he! I like these! When did we get this?&quot; She asks, eyes gleaming at the necklace. Good lord it's like a cat with a mouse...

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">Actually, let's take this IC.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">No no Gnogglebolt's not actually being this vitriolic and abrasive. xD

VAE:<font color="#000000">He totally is

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I was just being silly. |3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm not even sure. I just help carry the heavy stuff.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also Lia, does Gradia say anything to the last remark?

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Yes, of course, and you're very good at that.&quot; She says coyly as she takes the necklace.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=w=;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well.. ... ..it'll only be any good against mortals. And we have to try and take all of them alive, anyways.&quot;

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;A true craftsman knows how to use everything he makes to its fullest capacity. You think you're so great, try swinging that sword you just forged.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus sighs. &quot;..Well.. we'll see how it all turns out I guess.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl looks over at the necklace.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;You shouldn't werar that if you're going anywhere near a fire.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;They risk exploding every time you're hit.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">D|

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">wear*

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Okay how does a MONK know this?&quot; Tathi comments. :|

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Vargie is providing me the exact temperature I'd need to cause it to combust in the middle of our group during this mission.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;It is surprisingly low.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Does he really tolerate you calling him that..?&quot; ^^;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Oh right, that obnoxious dragon. Have you wounded his ego yet, today?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Why would I?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Aw, c'mon. ^^; I wasn't planning to -seriously- play Gnogglebolt that mean, I was just fooling around non-canon. ^^; Oh well. :B Guess can pretend whatever lines led up to that current IC one weren't nearly as abrasive. :B &quot;Yeah, and of course I'll probably impale myself on it. I just know how to make the sword, I don't know how to use it.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;His methods of execution are creative, if nothing else.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And worse of all...&quot; The inquisitor raises his head once again. &quot;Acting Commander Stanford.. now that I can get a word in peace through... We need to have a contingency. Your group should be able to answer and reinforce those attempting to loot the vault.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;They give me inspiration during our fights.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;And at the moment, he can barely hear me.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Bravado and hero mentality that some have shown won't get us anywhere, especially since we pull by the shorter end here.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;But that's my strength. I focus all my effort, practice, and learning on building things better rather than using them.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I specialize rather than split my skills.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I am having to manually create a shell with First to keep him isolated from the effects of the temple so we can talk.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;It is most annoying.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I suggest that the last sending scroll be made available to the group attacking the vault for that purpose, and given its use as a contingency, I shall attempt to scribe a replacement tomorrow.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;The Kordite priests are also capable of manifesting a sending, however, given the amount of time it takes to formulate one, you have a point.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek, are you skilled in the creation of magical flares?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thank you, Acting Commander.&quot;

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;Define 'flare.'&quot; |3

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl snaps his fingers.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Didn't Barbarus have some flare arrows a while back?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;They lit up when launched?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Perhaps we could obtain some.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;From where?&quot;

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;Simple. Take an arrow, cast a light spell on it.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">erm, is Roy really still at the table and Miron is there as well, or is Roy up top with Miron? &gt;.&gt;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Was about to measure out distance and make a listen check :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">afk 1 sec

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;That will do nicely.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I assume the merchants would be willing to sell us some. At a magnitude or more higher than their market price.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">At the table, I imagin

VAE:<font color="#000000">They didn't leave yet.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;The only question, then, is placing a meaning to a color of lit arrow.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Basically, Roy stayed behind, and Miron sat there and looked concerned.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And in fact gradia's there too

Glitch:<font color="#000000">kay, cuz his token isn't there. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">and ed and tom and the rest

VAE:<font color="#000000">it is

Glitch:<font color="#000000">er--o

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Back. Was checking menus.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oh. I see. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oops. Nevahmind.

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;Green for all-clear and red for danger is the standard, but I'm all for mixing it up.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Any will do as long as both groups will be aware.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Silver for all-clear.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Purple, if you just witnessed an enemy die in a spectacular or humorous fashion.&quot; Tathi says with a grin.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi, this is a serious matter.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">SRS inquisitor is srs.

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;If only I wasn't limited in mana.&quot; |3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What spell does it require to enchant an arrow such?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Light.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Silver for all clear, blue for danger. Devils would know the standard signals.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Right... that gives us a means of coordination.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;I will alert our aerial scout.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The second group attacks as soon as they see silver light.If they don't after a given time, or if they see a blue one, they attack anyways, but the Mace group shall go and aid those at the vault instead of breaking into the torture chambers.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;In such a way, we'll obtain the silver, and most of the prisoners no matter what.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd whispers: hey liatai, you remember that rat on a stick plan? well I was thinking. I did say I'd make somethign for malachite if he got off the table, wether raer dragged him off or not...and if he came lookign for m for that reward...I could hand him a toffee rat on a stick, which would be a great snack for him to go back down, straight to where kor is carrying it....

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Listen check: &#171; &#160;1d20+2-7 = 15 + 2 - 7 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; vs DC 10...

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Yay.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt's ears perk up as he hears talking from the other room, and makes out what's said.

You whisper to Railock: Oooo. |3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm not especially worried about it.&quot; He watches the table. &quot;..That's our strongest collective force in the first place.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;They would need something huge guarding the vault.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hope for the best, but expect the worst.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Er, actually.&quot; Gnogglebolt says as he approaches.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Such is the wise warrior's creed.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I thought we agreed that the signal for the second group to begin assault on the administration section was me hitting a wall with The Big One?&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;You are correct, Mazian.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron turns, disgust apparent on his face.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Gah, sacred canine duty. ^^;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thak you then, just wanted to be sure. Thought I heard something different. Carry on.&quot; Gnogglebolt turns and heads back to the forge.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That would work too.... the second group attacks no matter what, regardless.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The third group's behaviour is the only one that needs information.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Inquisitor, you are forgetting one thing.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Acting Commander?&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;The torture chambers must also be cleared. This is not up for debate. They may hold crucial clues as to the nature of this fiendish infestation.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Withdrawing one arm of our attack will place further stress upon the other, and force them to walk through the battleground at the rear of the prison.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;They are the closest detachment able to make the distance.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And while clearing the chambers is necessary, getting silver as needed for consecration spells is .. even more so.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What I am proposing is merely a contingency in the case the first group fails to enact its task.&quot;&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hm.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom glances to Sszeyl.


 * Roy Stanford looks over the table, as though committing what is on it to memory.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl is just standing there.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;All the water in the world doesn't save a starving man, and the information will be useless if the immaterial devils saddle our souls after the spell protecting our temple fails.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Having barely moved.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..The shield spell I cast on you at Sheythsanthi's place should still be working all day long.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;It is.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I have an armor-enhancing prayer that would also last all day.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;If you feel that necessary, I do not object.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Do you think I should apply it to you, or Gamal? I don't think it would even work on anyone else.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Gamal will be doing more work than I.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus accepts that with a faint nod.


 * Gamal-Junayd is already doing more work. I'm cooking everyone a hearty meal so they don't have to fight on an empty stomach while your standing around chatting

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'll go take care of it now before I forget.&quot; Tom departs.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Fighting on a full stomach might not be best idea either.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ack, sacred canine duty -- actually, could we hold for a moment while I take care of spaniels? ^^;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Sure.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">fine

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Spaniel time.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Be back in a flash.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Fine.


 * VAE goes boil tea

VAE:<font color="#000000">How long?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Sure thingeo. Hour break?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That means Papa Johns time

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">\o/

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hour? Great.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">About an hour. Yep.


 * Glitch will go get some lunches

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hokay. Take sixty, everyone! :U

VAE:<font color="#000000">Pushups?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">be back in an hour

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Minutes. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">DONE.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Aw. :(

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Don't worry, you're still impressive, Marine. :)

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">But.. but.. pushups!!! :(

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Pizza ordered.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Steam message when the Lia returns. :3

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Early dinner time

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">5:14 PM - Video Game Orcs: SO. 5:14 PM - Video Game Orcs: I AM IN UKRAINE NOW. 5:15 PM - Dr. Hatari: AS A PROTAGONIST? 5:16 PM - Dr. Hatari: BEING ATTACKED BY THE ENEMY? 5:16 PM - Video Game Orcs: YES. 5:16 PM - Video Game Orcs: DOGS. 5:16 PM - Video Game Orcs: EVERYWHERE.

VAE:<font color="#000000">?

VAE:<font color="#000000">What the hell

Glitch:<font color="#000000">One of Hatari's friends who he chats with elsewhere.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">They communicate in allcaps 24/7, apparently. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahh


 * VAE snerks. With friends like that, who needs enemies.

VAE:<font color="#000000">WHAT AM I SAYING. EVERYONE KNOWS CAPS LOCK IS THE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!!11!


 * Dr. Hatari is now playing Planetside 2. IRC ping if game-on.

VAE:<font color="#000000">k

Glitch:<font color="#000000">afk for a little bit

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">back

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Pizza, breadsticks, and cinnamon sticks with grannie and great grannie.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Worth the fifteen bucks.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">and back myself

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I live. And I remember why I wear earplugs to that house. &gt;.@

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oh wow, -just- in time


 * VAE mrow

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">kjlad

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">hello

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">are they just too loud for you?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">One of them is. Skipper barks, and jumps, and paws at you, constantly. =w=;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">He's a talker, he is.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Super-friendly? :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Puppy at heart, alwasy? :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Friendly, old, and demanding. =w=;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">*always

Liatai:<font color="#000000">More like spoiled brat, but I digress. :P

Glitch:<font color="#000000">aww, big old overgrown puppy. |3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">LITTLE. =w=;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oh, a little dog? :B Little, then.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">He knocked off my glasses, and he's scratched me more times than I can count. His owner doesn't trim his nails well.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">eesh. &gt;.&gt;

VAE:<font color="#000000">owch


 * VAE no like little dogs

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There's no malice behind what he does, he just can't control himself and hasn't been taught manners. He's also the one who pees everywhere. I know he can't control that bit. But... he's a hard little dog to like sometimes. =w=;


 * Ghostwish peeks in

VAE:<font color="#000000">So? There's as much malice there as with any animal

VAE:<font color="#000000">and it's irrelevant. A little fucker that's what it is

Liatai:<font color="#000000">But... no use complaining, the other dog's a sweetie, and so is their cat. And the owner is my most frequent client.

VAE:<font color="#000000">now that's fair

Liatai:<font color="#000000">So, I just buy earplugs in bulk whenever she hires me. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Anyway. Lemme finish statting this fellow, and we can pick up whenever. :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">PS2 is now optimized enough to run a battle.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">... But I spawned at the top of an unscalable mountain ... :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">How's the view? :3


 * Dr. Hatari equipped flak cannons on arms and basically sat on the ledge in a lawnchair. Took potshots at passing Terrans. &quot;Lol fascists. *BLAKKABLAKKABLAK*&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Maybe next time I'll actually have a two-way battle.


 * Grant Warner sets another mace aside to cool. &quot;All right, take five, mooks. My tools'd better not be out of order when I come back, theorist, or I'll string you upside-down over the forge until the commander calls for you.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; ...Theorist?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt shrugs and puts the tools back where he got them, and goes to take a break himself.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom heads up to the ground floor to find Gamal.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">--oof. Gotta go afk for some minutes, maybe 10-20.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Will be back soon.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt be forging and Serrierr be praying.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well, he's easy enough to find.

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;All numbers and ideas. You can make things. Fine. But how do you know they're good?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">WITCHER.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">WITCHERY TOO.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Explosive force measured in tons of TNT.

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Your numbers tell you so, probably, heh?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I asked peeps to steam message me when Lia appeared. &gt;:O

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Oh well.

VAE:<font color="#000000">sorry, don't have steam running

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;All science, no art, no practical knowledge of how to use what you make. So you're a theorist.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Grant takes away Gnogglebolt's Engineer Hardhat.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Indeed. Numbers tell you what should work, not what works.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Now he must earn it back.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Grizzled old fighter blacksmith versus idealistic young tinker. FIGHT. *BRICK'D*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Here. This should last well into morning. I didn't want to forget, later.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas prods Gamal with a finger. Magic Vestment cast! +2 Enhancement AC for 10 hours.

Malachite:<font color="#000000">A teeny little dragon flits through the door in search of a Moscran. Hi~

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;What're you making, by the way?&quot; :.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, hey tom. I'm cooking something up for before we go into battle. Also..something kind of as a joke.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus peers.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl goes to a corner, and starts painting again.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Eugh..&quot; ^^;;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's actually candy, toffee to be precise.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That'll certainly get a reaction out of some people.&quot; x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Anything Stanford responds besides the Hm

Malachite:<font color="#000000">.... &gt;:3 ''Hey, can I have one? Please please pretty please?''

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron: &quot;All the water in the world doesn't save a starving man, and the information will be useless if the immaterial devils saddle our souls after the spell protecting our temple fails.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">last line was that


 * Thomas Lazarus spots Malachite. &quot;Oh..? Raerarael's teeny dragon.&quot; :.

VAE:<font color="#000000">after the hm

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">No, inquisitor. The lieutenant has fallen silent.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+10+mod = 16 + 10 + 2 = 28&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Craft (painting) check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+10+mod = 3 + 10 + 2 = 15&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Craft (painting) check!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;That is kind of the point.&quot; he notices the little dragon...&quot;Sure. I did offer one if you got off the table during the meeting. &quot; He hands one of the toffee creations on a stick to the dragon. they look...rat shaped http://www.flickr.com/photos/misty69/200180401/

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why don't you go show off your prize to kor.&quot; he has a smile on his face

Malachite:<font color="#000000">Eeheeheeheehee, thank you~ Hey! Are you a mind-reader?

</i><font color="#000000"> &gt;:3

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">This is the music for Sszeyl's present mood. =3= www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKjFB1DneM4


 * Thomas Lazarus tries to take impish laughter projected into his mind in stride.

Malachite:<font color="#000000">Off goes the dragon with her prize!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just don't maul it too bad before you show it off&quot;

Malachite:<font color="#000000">Hey rat-butt!

</i>Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">The canvas is set aside, and a new one put to the painting. &gt;:v

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+10+mod = 10 + 10 + 2 = 22&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Craft (painting) check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+10+mod = 18 + 10 + 2 = 30&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Craft (painting) check!


 * Gamal-Junayd hands one to thomas


 * Malachite lands on the table before Tathi, looking up at Kor with the most evil smirk.

Kor:<font color="#9933FF">WHAT. &gt;:| A rather arrogant looking rat face pokes out from Tathi's hood.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">And again, canvas switch.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+10+mod = 20 + 10 + 2 = 32&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Craft (painting) check!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Try it, it's all confectionairy&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">One of these days I'll need to cast divine inspiration on Gamal or Sszeyl for a +15 to their skills.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+10+mod = 12 + 10 + 2 = 24&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Craft (painting) check!

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi glances over the top of her book. &quot;Malachite, what are you up to?&quot;

Malachite:<font color="#000000">Northing~ just wanted to ask if you wanted to share a snack.

</i>Miron:<font color="#000000">So has inquisitor Steelsprocket, still combing through his hair nervously.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom nibbles his rat-on-a-stick. &gt;:9

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">The old man's expression is...intense. Focused. Hard to discern from his usual expression except that his squinty eyes are wide open.


 * Malachite displays... RAT ON A STICK.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">And again, canvas switch.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+10+mod = 9 + 10 + 2 = 21&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Craft (painting) check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+10+mod = 7 + 10 + 2 = 19&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Craft (painting) check!

Kor:<font color="#9933FF">He pokes his head out further. Is this an offering to the great and glorious Kor?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hahaha, I wonder if I should tease the kids with this.&quot; |D

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you want, I can always make another plate before the mission&quot;


 * Gamal-Junayd actually has the recipe for this. it's from a discworld cookbook

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Nahhh. I'm not sure I want to even jokingly convince them I eat skewered rats.&quot; x3

Malachite:<font color="#000000">Want a bite? It's delicious!

</i><font color="#000000"> And then Malachite snaps off the head of the rat in her teeth, taking some of the stick with it for a satisfying crunch. &gt;:9

Kor:<font color="#9933FF">=O_O= WHAT THE EVER LOVING SQUEAK. Boy, I have never seen a rat vanish so quickly.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If we have time, after it's all over, I can make normal candies for them if youw ant to give some out.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi practically cracks up laughing. &quot;Malachite, what in the world..&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus noms his treat slowly. |9

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">AND THEN ASHMORE DEMANDED WTF.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">^:3 mouseface?

Miron:<font color="#000000">This reminds me...

</i>Malachite:<font color="#000000">The little dragon's triumphant laughter fills the minds of everyone nearby.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Pointy nose, eyes, round ears.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Looks more like Oni-face to me. *bricked*

Malachite:<font color="#000000">Cutting Kor out of the projection; It's candy, see? |D

Malachite:<font color="#000000">Ahahahaha, that was priceless!

</i><font color="#000000"> |D

Miron:<font color="#000000">I should get Striga a rat or two... maybe it's a better thing to do than to sit here and worry endlessly. The smartest head can't do with a book what has to be done with a shovel, after all.

</i>Miron:<font color="#000000">The cellars here should have a bunch.. there's supplies after all.

</i>Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">A voice then drifts into the kitchen... &quot;Inquisitor Lazarus. ... One would hope that the situation is not quite so dire that our agents are eating rats.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">|D;;;;;;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi smirks, and giggles. &quot;Well shoot, I might just take a bite. Can I?&quot; She asks. You can SEE Kor bristle.


 * Gamal-Junayd brings his head up &quot;Oh, someone else hungry? I can make some more.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">and I return

Malachite:<font color="#000000">Hope you don't mind dragon drool. The toffee rat is offered. :9

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Heh. Grant banter.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">read up. thomas is eating a rat on a stick

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi takes a bite. &quot;Ooo, delicious!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ahahahah, ah, it's toffee..&quot; 

Kor:<font color="#9933FF">DEAR GODS IM SURROUNDED BY MONSTERS- Wait that smells sweet.

Acolyte:<font color="#000000">&quot;Who's that?&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus discards his meal with an over-shoulder toss. |D;;

Kor:<font color="#9933FF">sniffsniffsniff

</i>Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Sir.&quot;

Kor:<font color="#9933FF">... I'VE BEEN HAD. GIVE ME THAT!&quot;

Choir Leader:<font color="#000000">&quot;Where is that voice coming from?&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(Hey, Hatari. By any chance. Do you remember if Gnogglebolt ever IC asked Thomas if new spells could be invented? Namely, in regards to holy-water making?&quot;)


 * Gamal-Junayd as talked about earlier with lia, took 20 on the rat plate so they look convincing too. comes out to 33 cooking. they should be REAL good

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">It is the voice of Pelor.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He did. Thomas suggested he speak with an archivist about it.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Obey the voice.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi gives the toffee back to Malachite before it can get Kor-snatched. XP

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Now riverdance.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Miron or Richter.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Yeah, best to clear my head before we go in

</i><font color="#000000">&quot;Excuse me, Acting Commander, Senior Analyst.&quot; The gnome stands up, his expression somewhat less grim.

Malachite:<font color="#000000">Hahahahahaha!!!!

</i><font color="#000000"> |D

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(oh yeaaah. Okay, cool. )

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;You are excused.&quot;

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">Do also recall, tinker, the properties of our holy fountain.


 * Thomas Lazarus coughs into a fist and quickly recomposes himself.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">At any rate, sensing that despite his stellar, incomperable productivity to the others, Gnogglebolt gets that he's done enough work at the forge and heads off

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Commander Ashmore. We just concluded a meeting determining our next course of action here. It's been an extremely eventful few days.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Anyways, the gnome is off to find some rats.

Kan Redleaf:<font color="#000000">A little druidic Create Water, and you can restock your holy water there. :3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(Oh, I hadn't forgotten about the fountain. I was just thinking to the future for when Gnogglebolt -does- ask Richter to make a new spell, and then I couldn't remember if that had actually been done IC, or just OOC.)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom seems to be speaking generally upwards, to no one but the disembodied voice.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Roll what, Search?

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Perhaps you had best report where children are not present.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt heads out to find out what the others are up to.

Kor:<font color="#9933FF">ACCURSED. DRACONIC.. FIEND!! I shall nibble your scales off for this.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yes, of course.&quot; He nods and glances around. &quot;Perhaps I can reach acting commander Stanford while the scrying is active.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He passes the praying Kordites and Eladrin--giving them a wide, respectful berth-- and climbs the trapdoor to the top.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Please excuse me.&quot; He nods to Gamal and walks downstairs.


 * Gamal-Junayd nods goodbye then gets back to cooking a pre combat meal

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Just in time to see Thomas heading down. &quot;Oh, hello thomas--whup! Sorry.&quot; He quickly gets out of the way. &quot;What's the rush?&quot;

Tokens dropped onto map 'Yoriver - Temple of Pelor'Malachite:<font color="#000000">Want the tail~?

</i><font color="#000000"> |D

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Search works, aye.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas speaks while he walks. &quot;Commander Ashmore is observing me with a scrying.&quot; He explains. He also speaks while walking, once away from sensitive ears. &quot;Things seem more dire than we had suspected, sir. The Guardians alone have engaged somewhere approaching thirty baatezu within the city limits already.&quot;

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Was that a shiradi eladrin?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Unaware of the scrying, as usual with his horrid luck, Miron is instead lurking through the church's cellars looking for some squeaky owl fodder. &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 16 + 7 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Search

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yes, sir. I brokered his presence for the occasion. It seemed like a good idea, considering.&quot; He frowns.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh!&quot; Gnogglebolt follows along, but at a small distance. &quot; Is it alright if I listen in? Might be important information. I'll keep quiet.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You find rats!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">When he arrives at the meeting room, Tom salutes.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; If not, I'll busy myself elsewhere.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Acting commander Stanford. Commander Ashmore of Castleton is scrying the location and in communication presently.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Gah, dog, you choose the worst times to need to go out. ^^;;;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">BRB

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom stalls with antics. *bricked*

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( Watched commercial about tv shows fighting for recording times. ))

Kor:<font color="#9933FF">Kor comes reluctantly out of his hood hiding place and seems to inch down Tathi's arm towards his price.. Up until the elf just plucks him off and sets him on the table, grumbling about a lazy rat.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Answer to Gnogglebolt? :B

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( Saw a dancing duo fight a football player. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( the female dancer highkicked the football player in the chin after a spin from the guy dancer. ))

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Sorry, I missed that one. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( Knocked the player the fuck out. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( I loled. ))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom just shook his head. He doesn't mind.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt follows into the meeting room then, standing by Thomas.

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor observes...

VAE:<font color="#000000">How many rats are there?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom does a quick synopsis for the commander's benefit. &quot;Based on a variety of divined true testimonies, personal observations and experiences, not the least of which including the aforementioned attacks by dozens of fiends in the past few days ... it looks as though the situation is that Count Montclaire, Commander Whitaker, and a third cousin of theirs whose name escapes me have been colluding towards the end of an infernal, Hextorite takeover of the city. Whether any of the aforementioned men are truly guilty or possessed has yet to be precisely determined.. ... ..but at least one of their agents, diabolist conjurers, has been confirmed possessed and exorcised. Local Mace accounts and observation suggest many more.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Not that many, about three.

VAE:<font color="#000000">How are they arranged?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Much of the local Mace under commander Whitaker has been compromised.&quot; He nods to Stanford. &quot;The remainder are consolidating here, with some other local resistance forces and ourselves.&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( I SEE YOU SOTSING, GHOST. ))

Kor: <font color="#9933ff">(( and? ))


 * Roy Stanford looks up, then stands respectfully, and offers a salute toward the scrying sensor. &quot;Commander Ashmore, sir. The remains of the Yoriver branch offer their thanks. The inquisitors you sent have already proved incredibly helpful in this war against the diabolist forces. They have already assisted in saving the life of one of our Senior Inquisitors and most valued investigators, in addition to destroying many of the fiendish invaders.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You're welcome, by the way. Buncha asshole ingrate cops probably can't wait to backstab me..

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=3=

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">You are not present, otherwise I would be vouching for your presence, Lazarus. In either case. I believe you have something that rightfully belongs to the Yoriver branch... &gt;:\

Miron:<i><font color="#000000">I hope Saint Cuthbert doesn't mind. . . either way not much good I could do with that now.

</i><font color="#000000">The inquisitor opens his prayerbook. &quot;Saint Cuthbert, you whose ears hear of every sin, grant me the voice of the Cudgel that Never Forgets&quot; &#171; &#160;1d8 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and DC18 fort save against stun for the rats, because there's no kill like overkill.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Ooo thanks for the reminder.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Sound Burst btw

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Miron just sonic-exploded some rats? xD

VAE:<font color="#000000">He sonicstunned them.

VAE:<font color="#000000">For Striga

Glitch:<font color="#000000">as small as they are, I can totally see them just going SPLUT.

VAE:<font color="#000000">He decided to do something with his time instead of just sitting by.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Don't think they'd go splut.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well, technically, he can't push them to -10 with that.

VAE:<font color="#000000">they'd be dead, sure, but, as Hatari said.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">but an ordinary rat has only like, 1 HP, right? :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">They 're likely bleeding from ears ... that's as far as it goes.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well, Lia's decision

VAE:<font color="#000000">And I thought rats had 2-3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hm.

VAE:<font color="#000000">besides, it's an area spell that can't miss

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">RAW they still need to go to -10 to die. The exception is DM handwavey plot magic, not standard practice. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">tl;dr who cares *bricked*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hatari; true. Though, that's actually what I was thinking of. :B

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Lieutenant. ... The commander is compromised? This is a dire accusation. What evidence do you have of this?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Unfortunately Tom wasn't present for the Miron interrogation, and can't comment.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Steelsprocket interrogated him. ;3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Send someone to go get him.

VAE:<font color="#000000">:3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Teeny Rin, go!

Teeny Rin 4:<font color="#FF0000">HEY PICKLE NOSE GET TO THE MEETING ROOM, YOUR OLD MAN'S ON THE HORN *bricked!*

Miron:<font color="#000000">Go back behind fourth wall, whatever you are.

VAE:<font color="#000000">So, rats?

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;In addition to the Hextorian shrine hidden beneath the inquisitorial barracks, the possesed inquisitors and possession attempts noted by those who escaped, and the interrogation of captured infernal spirits by our branch's malconvoker, Charles Whitaker confessed to heresy openly as he tried to kill me.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus looks impressed. &quot;...&quot; Pretty damning.

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;...........&quot; The other end of the scrying's gone silent for a while. You can practically imagine the deep frown and steepled fingers.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Rats are stunned, and mostly dead.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Remember the pic I linked?

Miron:<font color="#000000">With a smile, the inquisitor grabs the rats by their tails, and sets off back to the meeting ... cave, to present Striga with the long-promised gift.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Once again, tell me when it's reasonable to have him arrive

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Reasonable now. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">if I could get token out

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor walks in, three rats held between his thumb and second finger on an outstretched right hand.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Striga! Look what uncle Miron brought you!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt turns as he hears someone approaching, sees Miron, then turns away and tries to ignore his presense, though someone as observant as Ashmore would probably notice Gnogglebolt just got a lot tenser.

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">... Miron, you feel like you're being watched. &quot;.... Toffee, you said, inquisitor? &quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">As usual, he ignores Gnogglebolt.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl seems to have gone statuesque again.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . . &quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Commander Ashmore?&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Haw haw haw. xD

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Yes, he is doing some scrying.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I.. Inquisitor Steelsprocket.. this just.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus folds his arms. &quot;... The account of the young woman I exorcised corroborates all the rest. She said her last memory before suffering fiendish black-out was in Count Montclaire's company. Specifically after his warning that, 'they must be prepared to do whatever it takes to uphold the law in Yoriver.'&quot; He sighs. &quot;..The Mace forces remaining on the 'good' side of the law are openly fielding fiends and making threats on --&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=w=;;;;;;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(about the 'toffee' bit )

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; I swear mine was toffee, Gamal spun it.&quot; |D;;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Which reminds me.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I was just getting rats for Senior Analyst Thorngage's familiar.&quot;

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;Inquisitor Steelsprocket. Your presence is unexpected. You will report when Inquisitor Lazarus has finished his account.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;..Thank you, Commander!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;You should probably ask on what trouble Barbarus has been causing for the Caslteton mace.&quot;

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;With all respect, Commander Ashmore --&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Castleton*

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">Wonder if there's room for a Senior Inquisitor in that ratty mess. :d

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">No.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Go solve century old murders.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He's small-time, why would I ask that. |T *Pay-Day'd*

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">But I already did. :(

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron sets two of the dead rats on the floor, and offers the third one to Striga.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">shit....It's Sherlock Holmes, but...what was Watson's first name? &gt;.&gt;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Here, I said I'll get you some&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">According to fanfics

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It was also Watson.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh, Watson was never...never actually given a first name, huh. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">No wonder I couldn't remember it. :B

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;With all respect, Senior Analyst, I am most familiar with Steelsprocket's style of reporting, and too familiar with the long-winded reports of those who have spent too long in Braxton Falls. The time of the scrying is limited.&quot; The commander's voice is curt.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I think he was

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I always thought it was John.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">John Watson. But I'm not sure.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">John.

VAE:<font color="#000000">James Watson, no?

Gamal-Junayd whispers: how much time has passed, and how much time total was it till we headed out?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">|D;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Watson

You whisper to Railock: Less than an hour, and three hours total.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;As ordered, commander.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I still prefer Watson Watson.


 * Gradia Thorngage puffs out her cheeks a little and looks quite put out, but falls silent.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Or, even better. Stupid Watson. http://www.harkavagrant.com/history/watsonandholmes2sm.png

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;Continue, Inquisitor Lazarus. Making threats on whom?&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus clears his throat.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Watching a cold case show.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">The suspect's last name is MacGuffin.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I have to fight the urge to laugh.

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor frowns.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">HE IS THE KEY TO THE PLOT.

Striga:<font color="#000000">.....

Striga:<font color="#000000">SNAP. The owl clamps its beak around one rat and begins to chomp it down. :V

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Which is horrible, given it was still alive.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">But stunned.

Striga:<font color="#000000">I'm an animal. Deal.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">is Kor watching this? :B

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Unless Striga has the bite force to deathblow without a full owlswoop.

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">I'm not even at this meeting. What makes you think Tathi is?

Striga:<font color="#000000">Though by game mechanics, they reached -10 some time ago.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">She's....still at the table? :B

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">That she's sitting right there, and you haven't said otherwise?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">=3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..A fiend, a baatezu erinyes, escorted by a so-called 'sanctioned summoner' and escorted by two Inquisitors paid visit to this temple -- Pelor's temple of light -- and issued demands to search the premesis and seize refugees. Upon meeting resistance, it openly fired inside and issued a three day ultimatum before promising to return in force.&quot; He frowns and glowers. &quot;..She was later defeated during an ambush attempt on us, aided by other local Mace forces. Her handler was captured alive, found to be possessed, and exorcised of another Erinyes devil. That young woman is resting here, as well. Obviously, she was never a diabolist by trade. A conjurer college student.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I have seen all I require seeing to know with absolute confidence that the leadership of this entire city has hellfire burning in their chests, sir.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000"> &quot;Sorry for that... our commander is..of a rather stern make. Head harder than granite.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">if ashmores head is harder than granite, is mirons harder than adamantine?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">A hard head is only useful when headbutting people to death.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">:v

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;Stone ears can still hear, Inquisitor Steelsprocket.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=w=;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt can't help but smirk slightly, although he still looks on-edge.

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor goes white with red flecks much like strawberry icecream.

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;... The evidence is rather damning. Where are the other inquisitors that have been dispatched to aid against the diabolists?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Strawberry icecream is mostly pink.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">With dark red flecks.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I meant the sort that's made of white icecream and chopped strawberries


 * Thomas Lazarus frowns. &quot;..Apparently, held up outside the front gates by beauracracy and offical orders delaying their entrance. They no doubt haven't realized the scope of the corruption here yet.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Here's an idea.

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;Unacceptable. I will forward this information to the High Command at once. You must have your reinforcements.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Suggest to the Duke, or one of the local Marquis to visit.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Though, there's going to be a real lightshow tonight. That should catch their attention.&quot; Gnogglebolt speaks up.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That concludes my situation report, sir. We're currently consolidating the forces we have and making plans to the effect of usurping the new regime.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">the Count is obligated to entertain them, martial law or no. |3

VAE:<font color="#000000">That'd be an unacceptable risk

VAE:<font color="#000000">of the lives of the nobility in question

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You say that like some magical force compells dictators to play by rules.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">If they don't, bam.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">And allow an higher-ranked noble to be possessed?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well.. there's the force

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Army up ins.

VAE:<font color="#000000">they are his superiors

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">oh yes. just what the count needs. someone higher than him who he can get possessed

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">We have enough trouble with a diabolist count.

VAE:<font color="#000000">If the crown heard of this, he'd be stripped of title.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Marquis are mostly military men, anyway.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">What with the needing to maintain and build forts and armies.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Dukes are personal friends of the king, and the richest people in the noblility.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">They'd have court wizards with double-digit levels, at least.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Our agents and spellpower are being strained. It'd be a blessing if you could arrange the communications, sir.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(this is still a terrible idea and we should get back IC, though. &gt;.&gt; )

VAE:<font color="#000000">We are back IC

VAE:<font color="#000000">owl has nothing to do with the situation at hand

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;Of course. Before that line is opened, however, I would hear Inquisitor Steelsprocket's report on what exactly he is doing in Yoriver. Braxton Falls is too far away to have been involved in the call for reinforcements to Yoriver.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; Tom glances to Gradia and Miron and lets them speak their piece.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Or peace. The expression baffles him either way. *bricked*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Commander Ashmore. We were involved in an operation arranged between the Mace Branch of Braxton Falls as represented by Commander Coisurn, and the Mace Branch of Yoriver as represented by then-Commander Whitaker.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Our task was to apprehend a number of criminals for the benefit of both our branches. However, once we attempted this task, two days ago, the local Leaden Mace officers refused to aid us, and we were threatened by a Sanctioned Summoner of Yoriver County and a number of devils... &quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">*last night

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Not two days ago. ^^;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*one day ago

VAE:<font color="#000000">Why did it feel like two days went by?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt's face visibly darkens.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Because it was like a million years ago. AKELLON.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">brb antacids ^^;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sparky fire.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Inquisitor Lazarus was present at the site of our ambush, apparently trafficking with the criminals.. but given the situation, Senior Analyst Gradia Thorngage issued orders so as to apprehend the Sanctioned Summoner first, after Inquisitor Lazarus claimed she is possessed.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;This turned out to be the case and I have aided him with her exorcism. Furthermore, I learned of the Mace reinforcements estationed outside the town from Inqusitor Berilan.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;After both myself and Senior Analyst Thorngage interrogated Acting Commander Stanford and Archivist Petersen, and other circumstantial evidence I can attest that their claims of Hextorian heresy and diabolic possession widespread in the town of Yoriver are true, and so is that former Commander Whitaker has abandoned faith and reason, and gave himself to Hextorian heresy, as I have reported. Furthermore, there appears to be a Hextorian shrine under the Mace barracks, supposedly constructed by a certain Hector Whitaker in secrecy, during the renovation of the compound twelve months ago.&quot;


 * Swallowtail quietly listens in, absorbing information.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh noes our national intelligence D|

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Kellons are so very silly. *brick'd!*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;This was done under the full knowledge of both Count Montclaire and then-Commander Whitaker. At the moment, it appears that the town guard wear Hextorite symbols openly, which adds credibility to the statement of the two interrogated beyond the extent to which Saint Cuthbert has granted me insight during their interrogation.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ashmore's mission analysis: http://captionsearch.com/pix/kinpqp4wv.jpg

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">swallow already got all of your national intelligence a long time ago

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yep. Shit's fucked.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd whispers: just noting, you aren't moderator in irc

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Furthermore, Archivist Petersen testified that out of those who applied to work as Sanctioned Summoners, only one, a certain Paula Peyton was a proficient malconvoker, and she was hastily executed soon afterwards on charges of heresy. If true, this suggests that a conspiracy has been in place for an extended period of time.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;As such, Senior Analyst Thorngage has decided it would be prudent if we remained here until the crisis is resolved, and she hasn't received any orders from Commander Coisurn that would invalidate this decision.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Heh. Sszeyl's token practically ran right into where I had Ashmore's token hidden.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">For a moment I pictured him bum-rushing Ashmore until I remembered Ashmore's token wasn't visible. ^^;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl just seems to glide from his corner, around the table, and to the side where Swallowtail is sitting on.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Fuck you, friction.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">What's terrible is I don't think anyone here would think that was out of character for Sszeyl at all. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Truth. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;As such... it is imperative that the Leaden Mace officers stationed outside are informed of the situation in town. We have means to get them into the town without breaking through from the outside, but it is imperative that they know enough about the situation to allow for cooperation with our forces.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I believe that is as much as can be known until we capture and interrogate some of the conspirers behind the scheme.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">And as is traditional for Sszeyl.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">PAINTINGZ.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+10+mod = 15 + 10 + 2 = 27&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Craft (painting) check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+10+mod = 19 + 10 + 2 = 31&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Craft (painting) check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl's painting is...surprisingly dark.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;As for the eladrin.. Inquisitor Lazarus has summoned it to aid us against the diabolic forces... it has proven a mixed blessing due to its lack of cooperation. That would be the sum of our findings so far, at least those that can be relied on. And Commander Ashmore.. At Braxton Falls we might write long-winded reports, but such is the natural consequence of dilligence. An empty sack is the easiest one to haul around.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Has it been three hours yet, it feels like six hours. =w=; *bricked*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I asked as you went down with the scrying it'd only been one

VAE:<font color="#000000">Actually, it's been five hours with a one-hour break XD

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">... yes, it was a good idea to send Steelsprocket to Braxton. :\ *BRICK'D*

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahaha

Miron:<font color="#000000">Where Braxton and Gradia are concerned, I take no shit even from Ashmore.

Miron:<font color="#000000">*brick'd*

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;Very well, inquisitor. The scrying has nearly reached its limit. I will send your findings to the High Command personally. However, I leave you with this.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Thank you, sir. I've little doubt that if our intervention hadn't begun here, the Count would've escalated this to a national concern.&quot; &gt;:|

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">A moonless night, overcast in the middle of a city. The lights from the streetlamps are faint, needing to be replaced. A wealthy-looking dark-skinned human is standing in front of a niche in a building, which is cast in shadow. One of her hands is stretched up, with a finger extended. On that finger is a swallowtail moth, giving off a faint white light. However, as the wealthy woman is looking at the glowing insect, she doesn't see that the moth's light is partially illumiinating the niche behind her. Enough to cast a glint on a tessen, and a pink-haired female figure, which is smiling ever so faintly. The wealthy woman holds an arrow with a silk ribbon for the shaft in her other hand.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">On the back is the title: &quot;Now you see me, Now you don't.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">And it is slid over to Swallowtail.

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Keep a close eye upon your captives. Possession is more severe than mere domination. When a fiend is in control of a host, it thinks little of coercing its host into causing its own death, or inflicting suicidal wounds itself.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus nods. &quot;Understood, sir..&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Understood. Commander.&quot;

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;Stay vigilant, inquisitors. May Saint Cuthbert watch over you.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thank you, sir. May our Holy Patron guide your hand, and may his holy wrath burn those that have betrayed him.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(what's also kind of scary is we'd have to do exorcisms quickly, or keep the person unconcious and within a binding circle to prevent the riding demon from escaping...because if Lia's using the -full- rules for possession, fiends could possess objects. Such as any manacles holding someone in place.)

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(....or even a -tech device-. &gt;.&gt; )

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(...I think I'm glad I don't have a battlesuit yet. ^^; )

VAE:<font color="#000000">heee

VAE:<font color="#000000">Remember Exterminatus Now?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'm pretty sure Shankfang would just think it's cool that a fiend possessed a device no matter what.


 * Swallowtail unfurls the painting. &quot;... (Swan Song, this is... beautiful. But who is this woman?)&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">When Lothar's appendages got possessed?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(Exactly that. :B )

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">The scrying sensor winks out.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">(&quot;The one with the fan is supposed to imply you. The soon-to-be-victim is a random assortment of facial features and skeletal markers from people I've seen in passing, and memories.&quot;)

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;(... She should have an identity. A nameless killing is nothing more than an honorless murder.)&quot; Swallowtail is perusing the painting.

Miron:<font color="#000000">The short inquisitor slumps on a chair.


 * Thomas Lazarus cradles his chin. &quot;..Our friends on the outside will probably be recieving new orders some time between fifteen or thirty minutes from now.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'll speak with the Olidamarran priest about perhaps having a contact guide them later. Someone who would be safely seen.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;indeed.. well, Anise and Senior Analyst Thorngage will be collecting them, as was agreed.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh, good.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You were here for the meeting, Tom.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;There were a lot of overlapping plans at the end, I'm only human.&quot; =w=

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You should get a notebook to write things down.. one day you'll forget you're an inquisitor.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus turns and walks off after nodding to those present.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, I think I'll get back to preparing for the upcoming mission.&quot;


 * Roy Stanford is standing, still, watching where the scrying sensor was. Anyone looking at his hands might notice they're gripped tight. &quot; ... A report to a respected commander as a temporary equal... surprisingly nerve-wracking. &quot; =w=; He seems to collect himself, then nods to the other inquisitors. &quot;Excellent. I will inform Inquisitor Berilan to prepare.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt wanders off.

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Could've been worse, commander. He could've called you a heretic right off the bat.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus draws out his sword and settles in to sharpen the blade.. ... ..before remembering it's magical, now, and never needs to be sharpened.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;True.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus sighs and rubs his neck. Stress.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well.. it's no wonder. I had my suspicions too... and Ashmore can't exactly verify things himself over this distance.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Out of random curiosity, is Roy's glowing eye an permanent spell, or an enchanted false eye?

VAE:<font color="#000000">permanent spell on a false eyr

VAE:<font color="#000000">*eye

Liatai:<font color="#000000">From the character notes: Roy's left eye is a prosthetic; he's had it enchanted to provide a continuous Detect Magic effect (CL 1, cost 1,000 GP). The original was lost in a fight with a swashbuckler, and he still harbors a particular dislike of rapier-fighters because of it. He can turn the enchantment off, but usually keeps it on when working. The faint glow adds to the intimidation factor.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Welp, unless anyone else has any other things to RP, I'm all set for a timeskippy. :U

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I thought about Detect Evil, but then realized Detect Magic would work better as a replacement for sight. You see more things that are enchanted than things that are evil in the world. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(forgot to design Banisher Grenade Mk II with Lia during the week, but oh well for that...Gnogglebolt's battle is going to be offscreen anyway, so no matter.)

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl looks at the painting.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron gets up and offers a second rat to Striga. &quot;Want more?&quot; He attempts to pet the owl a bit, too. ''Hell, Ashmore must be losing some sleep over this..this was sharp even for him. Tough... I was the one who actually bothered to report to him, and here, he almost eats me and Gradia alive. I .. I don't understand.''

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">brb, bio!

VAE:<font color="#000000">And yeah. Detect magic makes much more sense.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Seeing enchantments is more useful,in most tasks you're about to undertake.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hell, not even most criminals the Mace deals with have evil allignment

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl takes out a notebook, and sketches the woman. &quot;Her name is Nanbi Tibalt.&quot;

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">Braxton's commander is a good man, and generally pleasant at meetings. However, he and his branch are far too overbearing. &gt;:\ *brick'd*

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I will develop a proper identity for her as I have time. Perhaps write a book about her adventures.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;With the understanding of how it will all end, of course.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Is that...dark humor?

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;This is good.&quot; Swallowtail nods.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Says the man who sends people to deal with things in a territory that's under the neighbouring High Commander, even.

Miron:<font color="#000000">*brick'd*

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">That was an order from the High Command, inquisitor. Show respect. &gt;:|

Miron:<font color="#000000">. . .Yes Sir.. ^_^;;;

GM:<font color="#000000">Let's knock out some mid-session noms before we move into the dungeon!

GM:<font color="#000000">And let's see who's here. =3=

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( Do not talk back to Werner unless you have a deathwish. ))

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">tom for being brave enough to eat the rat

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( Swallowtail for &quot;The Dead have Names.&quot; ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nomming Werner for chewing out Gnogglebolt. &quot;I know what I make, you just think you know&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nomming Gamal and Tom for edible rats.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hm. =w=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ashmore 's face was hillarious

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is the situation that bad?!?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Nah, that'd be Cadamon. XP

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">miron for coming in with real rats after

VAE:<font color="#000000">Seconding Swallowtail for &quot;killing someone unknown is just honorless murder&quot;


 * Ghostwish peeks in.

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">There's a reason I didn't invite him to sit in on this scrying. =w=;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Noms you say.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">A rather incredibly slow and inactive session so far.


 * Dr. Hatari noms Miron for report. That's about it.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Thomas and Miron for report.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Yeah. Really wasn't much to do. I've been imguring while Miron was reporting. :B

Cadamon Gardner:<font color="#000000">They're eating rats?! BRB hiring a teleporter -- *lawbook'd*

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Gnogglebolt for MY METHOD IS BETTER.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I'd have been more active...if people hadn't been busy when my Epic Paintings muse kicked in.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Oh well.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Although to be fair.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Those four will be avaialble when people have time.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Malachite for torturing Kor, which is always nommable.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I mean, I'm not -complaining-, it had it's place and had to happen.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tech, you missed him actually talking back to Ashmore over the insult to Yoriver.

VAE:<font color="#000000">er Braxton

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tired lynx needs tea

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Danman; no, I was reading the whole thing. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">*gulpgulpgulp*

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Should I nom Thomas for giving the pretty elf jewelry and not catching a single bit of flak, or is that just tacky?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">My computer isn't -so- shit that it can't have multiple tabs. (yet)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">If our players killing time with randompics and games in other windows would quit waiting on the DM and interact with each other, the problem would solve itself. :T

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">...

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahaha

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Why brain why.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Do I picture a group of bards in Braxton.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">About to start a musical number.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">When Miron leans out a window.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">pfft

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;NO. NONE OF THAT.

Meany:<i><font color="#CC0066">&quot;Shame on you.&quot;

</i>Glitch:<font color="#000000">(hatari; in my defense, Gnogglebolt was in the same place as the report, but he had nothing to say or do other than listen. Again, I wasn't complaining. I don't even think it's a problem.)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&quot;STOP THAT. STOP THAT SINGING.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">--lulz. xD

Miron:<font color="#000000">Honestly? I'd just go &quot;Either you show me your license, or that instrument is going to be poking out of yer arse.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">There's a procedure for that kind of thing in place. If they ignore it, it's not my problem. I enforce laws, not make them... and Braxton makes it somewhat easier to do than some towns.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=m0JME7eodTk#t=367s

Miron:<font color="#000000">Like those where armourplated drow with strange glyphs on can just prance about the town buying pastry and nobody arrests them *cough*Lorellon*cough*theycallthemselvescapital*cough*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I consider it no mark of shame that, unlike in Braxton, you don't get arrested just as a matter of course for walking outside. :T

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Suddenly, out of the blue: Has anyone found a table that allows one to roll for imports and exports of a nation? :3

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">An hour or so later, a red-haired rogue appears in the basement, seeking an inquisitor. &quot;-- Aha.&quot; He approaches Thomas with a friendly smile, albeit with a brief pause in his stride due to holy crow that inquisitor's a lot taller standing up. =3=; &quot;Inquisitor Lazaus, was it? Inquisitorial head of the Vigilant Guardian group?&quot; :3

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Cityscape.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'll compile noms at session end. :3

Miron:<font color="#000000">Walking? Loitering.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I think.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">A book I do not have. :|

VAE:<font color="#000000">I do

VAE:<font color="#000000">want, ghost?

VAE:<font color="#000000">I can send over skype

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">Other Vigilant Guardians are more than welcome to pass by and RP, too. *cough social interaction cough* *brick'd*

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Please do. :3

Gamal-Junayd whispers: is this almost time to eat and head out?

You whisper to Railock: It's about time to eat, yes.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Pardon, I was elsewhere.


 * Gamal-Junayd starts bringing dishes back to the table. it's mostly light, salads, as well as some meat chunks like chicken nuggets or meatballs without sauce, easy to just grab away and eat. and of course...a plate of toffee rat onna sticks

Tokens dropped onto map 'Yoriver - Temple of Pelor'Kor:<font color="#9933FF">&gt;:O!!!!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom is given a little pause at the address. He offers a friendly, if slightly nervous, smile in response. &quot;Please, just call me Tom. I'm just a regular member of the Guardians.. but also an inquisitor, yes. What can I do for you, Mr. Baker?&quot; Tom is inwardly glad the man's wife came to no harm during their last op.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt passes by, raising a curious eyebrow at the conversation, but continues onto the nearby forge and anvil to collect various objects and finish piecing things together.

Kor:<font color="#9933FF">This is ''blasphemy. This is '''heresy!! THIS IS-' ohmygods it's like sex in my mouth. NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">His terrible, looming, giant frame is sort of negated by his dopey manner. &quot;|D&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahahahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">That'll get a nom

* Gamal-Junayd brought out the plate or rats onna stick last..mainly so he could guard it from overly hungry familiers

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi, your rat is soiling everyone's supper.&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nothing, really. I just wanted to introduce myself to your group, since according to the good lieutenant, I'll be accompanying you for tonight's prison break. Thank you for keeping Ennis safe this morning, by the way. She'll be working with your inquisitorial colleagues.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd removes the plate from kors vacinity after it grabs one

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">It?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Really.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Understood. Are you a mage too, sir?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">That's a bit rude.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Kor is an it.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">kor is too fat to have gender

VAE:<font color="#000000">Kor is the closest there's to spherical rats

VAE:<font color="#000000">His armour looks like a turtle shell

VAE:<font color="#000000">http://s3.hubimg.com/u/2838230_f520.jpg Kor

VAE:<font color="#000000">http://s3.hubimg.com/u/2838230_f520.jpg

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Afraid not, unless you count legerdemain.&quot;

Kor:<font color="#9933FF">I keep having to remind you guys about the slimming incident. :|

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Kor.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">The cheese led to the fat in the first place.

VAE:<font color="#000000">We have eyes

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">As though you would not fatten up again the way you eat. =3=;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">And you had cheese again.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">So yeah.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Kor, if you get too fat to fit in your armor, I'm slimming you down again.&quot;

Kor:<font color="#9933FF">Hrmph. Nomnomchewnom.

* Liatai idly wonders if Tom would know what legerdemain was or just assume it was a spell name. &gt;.&gt; *BRICK'D*

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I hear banging around. brb

Miron:<font color="#000000">Unlike the rat, Inquisitor Steelsprocket doesn't appear to be in much of a shape for eating tonight, having grabbed a meatball, and now chewing a part of it endlessly with a glum expression. &quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">douglas had to defend his territory. XP

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Purrcat

VAE:<font color="#000000">grah, why do I slap quotes at the end of sentences needlessly

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Douglas versus chihuahua.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Fight.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ahh.&quot; He nods and smiles again. &quot;Very well, then. We'll let you guide our way -- but don't even hesitate to fall back once 'they' start showing up. We've got a tough front battle line, and a fair bit of magic. Our other expert scouts are Aelian and Swallowtail..&quot; He gestures east. &quot;..Red and pink headed, respectively.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hm... he was eating after grabbing rats for Striga. Hope Miron doesn't get the shits.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Guess all our covert experts will be nicely color-coded, then.&quot; |3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Purrcat is after my used teabags! XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">and by the shits, I mean dysentery or typhoid

VAE:<font color="#000000">heee

* VAE greets purrca

VAE:<font color="#000000">*purrcat

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Fort save if you didn't wash your hands, Miron.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well, atleast you're in a temple of Pelor. Help is close at hand. Armed with rulers, and nagging. =3=

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 18 + 11 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Fort save against germs.

Miron:<font color="#000000">My guts are made of steel, not just my name.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Meany, where abouts is this table?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I do not remember off the top of my head.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">The economy chapter sounds right.

* Flynn Baker laughs. &quot;So it seems! Anything else I should know about the group? Who are our healers, frontliners, and mages?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">You can also bite the bullet.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">And look through the numbered table index.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">:p

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">There isn't one. Do you even have this book? |3

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Yeah.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt seems to finish whatever he's doing, and wanders over to Thomas and Flynn. &quot;Also, after I've blown the vault open with the Kordites after signalling the attack on the prison with The Big One, I'll then try to find a high place to perch on to survey the streets from the vault building to the prison. If I see any fiends out in the open, I'll drop some more ordnance on them, to try and keep them off you guys as long as possible.&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Your name escapes me, ordnance-dropper.&quot; :.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Gnogglebolt Sparkgear. Tinker and planner...and well, sometimes 'leader' of the Vigilant Guardians, I suppose. They keep calling me that.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">No economy chapter..

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">we do?

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Only two names?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, goodness no....but do you mean to say you want to hear them all? Quite uncommon in a human, though certainly not unwelcome!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Let's see..&quot; He rubs his chin. &quot;..I run double duty between front line and healing. Gamal and Sszeyl -- our, uh, other human men over there&quot; &gt;.&gt;; &quot;are also up-front fighters. Fast, too. You've probably heard Ed playing around. He's well equipped for healing, too. And our elven lady, Tathi, is a wizard. A lot more hellfire and lightning than Mrs. Baker, mind you.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I think that addresses it..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Atleast everybody coming with us.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">And Swallowtail.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Our Spy.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(shouldn't Thomas know that 'hellfire' is an actual thing, that is really -bad- and Tathi doesn't do it? :B )

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Peekaboo!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I mentioned her earlier.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Oh, I see.

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;You learn a few things as an innkeeper in the Veld. Namely, a gnome's name is his story, and a Talespinner's owner is a collector of stories.&quot; ;3 He nods to Thomas. &quot;I met your bard upstairs already. Nice chap.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(or is he just making a joke? :B )

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Hellfire is still an expression. *handwave* =w=

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ha! Well then, I'm really Gnogglebolt Steelworm Ratchetrod Kaldan Virkoth Sparkgear.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'm not gonna start footing a disclaimer every time I say 'damn' either, just because I have that spiritual power of office. *bricked*

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahahaha

Glitch:<font color="#000000">with Plane Shift, -literally-. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">That .. if that was said IC it'd make me a nom

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&quot;Damn you to HELL!&quot; *Plane shift* &quot;I wasn't joking.&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Is that a Goblin word I hear in there? Not quite Orcish, but it does have that goblinoid flair.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Besides, you also say &quot;fuck this&quot; without a disclaimer, having a dick.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">nope.. *closes cityscape*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good ear. It is a goblin word.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">If it isn't there, it does not exist in WotC data.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">You must custom make it.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">meany that's a book of -cities- not -nations-. XP

* Glitch Patapon voice's. &quot;CUSTOMIZE! ORGANIZE!&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">WELCOME TO WOTC.

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now that sounds like it has a story behind it -- no, wait! Save it for after the mission. Something to look forward to after the battle. Our people are going to need a good tale.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus bows slightly. &quot;It'll be good working with you, Mr. Baker. Please excuse me. I'm going to speak with my sister for a while before the battle.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">There is no -nation- book that I know of.

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;See you when we mobilize, then!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt laughs. &quot;Hah! I was just about to say. Yes, that sounds like a splendid idea. As I'm sure the others attest, I never tire of telling it.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom fades into init limbo. *bricked*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I always go back to it, to remind me where I'm moving forward.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">We should compile a list someday.

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sounds like just the sort of tale our folks will need.&quot; He frowns. &quot;... I hate the idea that they've even spent this long in the grasp of the devils. Our intel only goes up to last night.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">-WAIT A SECOND NO, MY FAVORITE COLOR ISN'T BLACK, IT'S BLU--*launched into chasm* D|

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

* Thomas Lazarus has super-delayed char Q reaction.

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Well. No use dwelling on it and making ourselves dour before our time, when action's on the horizon. Let's get ready to give those devils hell tonight, ha?&quot;

* Ghostwish peeks in from elfing it up. &quot;Well. I have one little RP in mind. But it involves just Firaira and Raiders. Eh. Back to elfing.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Send them back where they came from. Aye.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">I didn't say whether I like marshmallows either. I don't mind them... I'll eat just about everything.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">We're waiting in the wings. RP away. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...In fact, I've been working on a little number that should do just that...&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">How much longer can that scry last? :v

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Viceth, I have a question.&quot; The high elf says out of the blue. She tends to be like that.

Viceth:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ask away.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">What scry?

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;... Is there any hope for the drow race at all?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">The scry spell with Ashmore? :V Unless this is an in-person chat?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ashmore isn't speaking.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Or it ended already?

VAE:<font color="#000000">ended LONG ago

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It ended ages ago.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Dude, it ended a LONG time ago

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Excellent. *3*

Altonor:<font color="#000000">The magus hesitated a moment -- but the paladin responded immediately. &quot;Yes.&quot; &gt;:3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes indeedy.&quot; Gnogglebolt pulls out something that looks like a half-buit egg from pieces of metal. &quot;With what I learned from Thomas bringing Serrierr here, I think I've perfected a device that should do more than just throw out interference waves with an interplanar connection.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl rolls four canvases over to Tom. &quot;I only need your approval for number three, given it uses your likeness. But thought you'd like to see them all anyway.&quot;

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">The paladin gets a side-long look. &quot;How can you be so confident?&quot;

Viceth:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Awfully decisive, and not your usual speech, toror'amin. Did something happen?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now it should actually amplify an otherworldly being's connection with their home to open a rift for a split-second to send them back.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">What's the ETA in-game? As in, how long until the actual operation.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom ^^;'s and slowly, carefully stoops to inspect the paintings. &quot;You can just hand them to me, silly.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He examines them.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I am using this as an excerise to improve my throwing.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Look at Masabel, and Firaira, yourself, too.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Also I may have had a little chat with an angel about it. &quot; |3c

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Individuals.&quot; She says, and then with a bit of a softer tone, &quot;I'm talking about the entire race.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">The four are a set of...concept arts? Designs? Paintings of a location that Tom would know doesn't exist yet. The first is the arena under the Crane farm, redesigned into a massive lobby, huge windows in the ceiling letting in sunlight. A great central statue of an elf sitting with legs crossed resides where the bronze disk once sat. The viewer's seatings have been converted into gardens, it seems.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">:o

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;A race is nothing more than many individuals, Firaira.&quot; Uh-oh. He's going speech-mode.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">The second shows a hall, cut into what looks like one of the side chambers. A long hall of pillars, with stone tables and bookshelves laden with tomes. At the end is a cross-legged Gnome figure...that looks like a younger Miron? Light in this room comes from the open door to the main lobby, and a great bonfire at either side of the staute. If Tom knows stonework, he'd notice the room has an almost Dwarvish feel to it.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;It works on the metaphasic principles of planar synergy, and uses a resonance cascade to induce a feedback loop on a creature that's on a plane other than their own. This sets up a massive 'pull' from the interloper's own home to pull them back.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">holy carp nommed

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Of course, it wouldn't be discriminatory. If used near Serrierr, it would work on him, too.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Does Tom have any practical life skills? Hells no, but he can flounder through baking cookies and treat a disease. The aesthetics get appreciated all the same.

Viceth:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Perhaps you'd like to clarify a bit what you mean?&quot; the mage adds with a soft smile and slightly-rolled eyes as the paladin launches into a speech Firaira's likely heard many a time about how the fate of a race is tied inextricably to the fate of its individuals and how individuals can change their fate and through enough individuals change the fate of their entire race yada yada yada... *brick'd*

* Gnogglebolt wonders if anyone's going to pick up on the reference I dropped in my technobabble. 0:3

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">The third is a completely new room. A great pool set in the center of a large room, ringed with pillars and smaller, shallower pools. Illuminated by a shaft of light from the ceiling is a statue of a cross-legged Thomas, his shieathed sword in one hand, held point-down almost like a staff. His other hand is held out toward the room, palm up. From the palm, water flows seemingly without end.

* Gnogglebolt also wonders if anyone -does- get it, if their immediate reaction is &quot;OH SHIT NO&quot;.

* Flynn Baker attempts to follow along. &quot;A positive feedback loop, then. But wouldn't you run the risk of opening a portal and pulling more through?&quot; :.

VAE:<font color="#000000">once again, how long until roll call IC

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ooh, clever. You just jumped on what I imagined the malfunction effect to be. |3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom doesn't know what resonance cascades or portal storms are. He is blithely unaware of how close we will come to destroying the planet by inviting a Nihilanith invasion force from Xen. *bricked*

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">18 Int, and a wizard wife. ;3

* Flynn Baker is brick'd.

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Altonor, I beg this question. How long is it going to take, and how much longer does the drow race have to exist, down there in the perils? We've been at this for, what, two centuries now? And what do we have to show for it? You all. Raiders. A handful of an entire species.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;It...shouldn't, no. The wavepatterns of a home plane are far stronger than that of an individual. It should basically cause the home plane's wavepatter to absorb the anomaly; that is, the interloper.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; But my equations show if the resonance cascade interacts with the wavepattern in a statistically improbable way then what you said might happen...&quot;

* VAE repeats his question again, since on answer depends whether Miron will just sit there looking pissed off, or go talk to someone.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;It'll take however long it takes. The Spider Queen's webs weren't built in a day, and it'll take more than a few centuries, more than likely. But if we give up on it, stop trying, who will?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Less than an hour now.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">The fourth painting is also of an at-the-moment nonexistant room. It is seemingly aboveground, as the walls are lined with tall windows with pointed arches. Trees are planted where the windows illuminate, and chandeliers hang from the ceiling. At the end of the hall, flanked by two pointed-arched double doors is a statue of a cross-legged Zairith, looking only half as dour as normal. In his lap is Lineer, and in his outstretched hand a great stone tome.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; Although even then, the effect should be extremely short-lived as there's not enough energy to sustain the connection.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Do you approve, Thomas?&quot;

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Well. I can only hope we succeed. Fallen or no, the drow are still part of the elven whole. If we fail...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Feel free to pass them around.&quot;

Viceth:<font color="#000000">&quot;(However...)&quot; The magus switches to Celestial. &quot;(We may have something of a breakthrough. Have you spoken with Tathi Eyllisaearsithek?)&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Sitting here and sulking it is... Not quite. The short inquisitor opens up his prayer book and begins reading through.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">WAIT.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Is Grant Warner.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Related to Otto Werner?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">*bricked*

Viceth:<font color="#000000">&quot;(... That does remind me, I need to thank her personally once this mission is complete.)&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">You know, I was -gonna- say that earlier. :B

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;(Yes. Strangely well behaved for the legends of her family. She seemed delighted to be meeting with my lord.)&quot;

Masabel:<font color="#000000">&quot;(Good. Motivation to not keel over and die yet.)&quot; |3 And her shoulder gets flicked by a smirking mage.

GM:<font color="#000000">Wrap up your RPs, we're fast-forwardin'!

* Meany waits for herr Doktor.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">=3=

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;(But, what of her?)&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">How worried is Flynn that Gnogglebolt said that what Flynn guessed could -possibly-, if improbably, happen? :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom spends a long while examining the images. &gt;:o

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;These are beautiful scenes. But.. I don't know how comfortable I am with having a statue of me anywhere.&quot; ^^;;

Viceth:<font color="#000000">&quot;(From what I've heard, an agreement's been brokered with her and her settlement much like the one with Lord Angess. However, shelter has been made part of the arrangement.)&quot;

Viceth:<font color="#000000">&quot;(As you know, one of the main difficulties we have faced is establishing a sanctuary, a place far enough from Lolthian influence on the surface, but also safe from the attacks of elven extremist groups.)&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Well, your sister will probably see it as incentive for her to step up her efforts.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;But very well.&quot;

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;(You're kidding? She offered that?)&quot; She asks, wide-eyed.. and then she smirks. &quot;(Only one of her lineage would be so bold.)&quot; She says, but then her expression hardens. &quot;(I hope it does not lead to trouble for her.)&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(Didn't Mysterious Messenger eventually make the same agreement with Gnogglebolt? I thought he did...)

Viceth:<font color="#000000">&quot;(This 'Eytherinu' is roughly equidistant from the three known main cities, while far enough away from Metora to avoid instant reprisal.)&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(I know it was plotted OOC, I'm just sure it happened IC too...)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Mysterious Messenger didn't broker any agreements.

* Thomas Lazarus waves hands in the air. &quot;I just think it would be fine with any other centerpiece. I would be fine with ... symbolism, or maybe a plaque at best, or something.&quot; ^^;;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(or was it Altonor?)

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Well.&quot;

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;(And given that she is a wood elf, a standing military is a given. If there are attacks...)&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(OH! Rhylinar)

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;There is a project I'm working oon with one of Zairith's students....if ever I get around to learning his name.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;A statue of me just seems so.. it's too much. I like the rest, though!&quot;

Rhylinar:<font color="#000000">Sigh. One of the downsides of being a good spy. Nobody remembers you. =3= *BRICK'D*

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Of paintings that move.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;And can talk.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Would you like one of you, if we could get that resolved?&quot;

Viceth:<font color="#000000">&quot;(Precisely.)&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">o_o;;; &quot;?&quot;

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;(Well. I shall see that Lord Angess hears of this. He'll be impressed, to say the least.)&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm.. not sure how that would work..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We'll see?&quot; ^^;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Also, pass the second painting to Miron. He looks like he could use a pick-me-up.&quot;

* Viceth chuckles. &quot;(I'm nearly certain he already knows.)&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;And it's been done before. The process has just been lost.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I remember, one of my past lives painted such works.&quot;

Viceth:<font color="#000000">&quot;(There's likely a reason beyond your skill Rhylinar requested that you aid us on this mission.)&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;But apparently the style faded, and no one remembers now how it is done.&quot;

Teeny Rin 1:<font color="#FF0000">First application: People doin' it. AND PORNAGRAPHY SPURS TECHNOLOGY AGAIN.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Mumble grumble &quot; puppetmaster. Least he's on our side. =w=;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;It is merely rediscovery, not innovation.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl reaches across the table with his staff, and pushes the second painting to Miron.

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;(Oh? And having the eyes and ears of a high elven Lord is not beneficial? Of course Rhylinar requested me. The little scamp. )&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm?&quot; The inquisitor raises his head from the book.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Painted something again, Sszeyl?.. well, lemme see...&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm, wait, is that a statue of Miron on the painting, or him himself.

Teeny Rin 1:<font color="#FF0000">In The Hall Of The Mountain King begins playing as Miron examines the painting.

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor sighs and pulls the painting towards him to inspect it more fully.

VAE:<font color="#000000">What song is that?

VAE:<font color="#000000">nvm ,vae youtube looking

Glitch:<font color="#000000">It's either a Lord of the Rings song, or an epic metal song. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLp_Hh6DKWc

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's this

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Suck it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLncHqaW7fY&amp;feature=relmfu

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;(Where is he, anyway? I'm never comfortable taking my eyes off him for a second.)&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">and owl still didn't respond.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Is that a statue of him there?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... Glitch: It's either a Lord of the Rings song, or an epic metal song. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">or a painting of him sitting thre

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Yep.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sorry, was helping great grandma get to bed.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">mumble grumble it's a classical piece =w=; *brick'd*

Viceth:<font color="#000000">All three drow shrug. =3=

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh. I thought it was one of those heavy metal songs Ram always plays. ^^;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">KIDS THESE DAYS AND THERE RAP MUSAC.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">WHOP BOP DIPPITY DOOP

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">First painting is the lobby, second is the library, third is the cistern, fourth is the entry hall.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">So I think like twenty minutes ago Mink said we were timeskipping -- *BRICK'D*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">what the

Glitch:<font color="#000000">what

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's.... a dwarven hall isn't it.. a library... and..&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">heck it was one of the songs in disney's fantasia

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;(Last time I saw him he was in Castleton, but you know how that goes. It's gotten worse now that his lemon-eating brother's learned how to teleport.)&quot; =3=

Glitch:<font color="#000000">this is the INSPECTOR GADGET theme, but slowed down?!? O.o

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( And a few hundred years ahead. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( :D ))

* Liatai throws a fish at Glitch. XP

* Dr. Hatari double-facepalms.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;A statue.. looks like.. wait, that scar.. is that me? Who on earth..&quot; The gnome's face turns into a grin.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(I -do- recognize this song, though...)

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(never knew it's name.)

VAE:<font color="#000000">It gets faster towards the end

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">Shalae actually laughs, and it's a strong, healthy laugh too. &quot;(Lemon-eater. Oh, and I thought calling him Zairith the Worst Comedian Ever was bad.)&quot;

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;(I was going to have it put on a plaque and delivered to him. But Lord Angess couldn't stop laughing long enough to make it so.)&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(so, I'm not -as- classical-dumb as you thought, I did recognize this song and have heard it before, just never had a name to put to it before. ^^; )

GM:<font color="#000000">TIMESKIP GO!!!!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">No reaction from Flynn? :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+10+mod = 7 + 10 + 2 = 19&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Craft (painting) check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;1d20+10+mod = 13 + 10 + 2 = 25&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Craft (painting) check!

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">SUDDENLY, CHIPMUNK CONVERSATIONS

GM:<font color="#000000">Everyone please congregate in the meeting room!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">During the timeskip.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I--*MINKSLAP'D*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Where is that supposed to be, Sszeyl?&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">Beyond the usual Kellon slow horror and polite exiting of the conversation, not really.

* Gamal-Junayd is here with all the food

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;A decade or two in the future, when I convert that captured temple under Crane farm into a proper monastery.&quot;

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">Taking my chair, Inquisitor? There better be a report about this. *_*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt is crushed by mountain of a woman Tomiko. @_@

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Decade or two in the *future*? Not like I have that much hair now&quot; *grin*

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;You are depicted as guardian of the Library, Zairith guardian of the entry hall, and Thomas as guardian of the cistern.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Supah-sadface.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'm trying to organize you into squads, hold tight. x3

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I do not know who guards the lobby yet.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tomi gains 100 points for stomping Gnogglebolt. =3=~

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">rofl

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">what

Liatai:<font color="#000000">RIIIIIIN

Liatai:<font color="#000000">STOPPIT XP

Miron:<font color="#000000">As Gradia leaves, &quot;Saint Cuthbert guard your path, Senior Analyst Thorngage.... and sorry again ^_^;&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">XP

Glitch:<font color="#000000">SO MUCH TOKENMOVE.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Okay okay. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">:3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">LIA. LOCKIT.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Who is moving all those tokens?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">You.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Ghost.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Everyone.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">CODE 101 LOCKDOWN!

VAE:<font color="#000000">WHO LET THE DUMB OUT WHO WHO WHO

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Anywho.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl's fifth painting remains a secret.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">For now. =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom reports to the meeting room within three hours.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Three fake hours.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Not three real hours.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">That was four hours ago.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">The shortstack gnome is very uncomfortable surrounded by muscle-stacked tall-legs. -3-

VAE:<font color="#000000">haahaah

Dorf Aias:<font color="#9933FF">You've got me here. OCH.

Gnogglebolt: <font color="#000000">I may be feeling inadequate about my physical ability right now but at least I know I can outsmart all of you. -3-

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yeah, we're taking longer than real time on everything. It's what Akellon was like forever

Glitch:<font color="#000000">RINZILLA

Miron:<font color="#000000">You can outsmart my arse and Tathi's rat, maybe.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">XP

Liatai:<font color="#000000">RIIIIIIIN XP

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Not how I had imagined my first prison break. Ah, well. The irony will be sweeter from the outside.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">Fast forward! Mission briefing given, symbolism explained. POP QUIZ. What color arrow is being used for distress?

VAE:<font color="#000000">blue

VAE:<font color="#000000">and silver for A-OK

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">The lynx gets a cookie.

* Gamal-Junayd was cooking.

* VAE glomps

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Silver for Everything's Okay, and blue for fecal matter + rotary air displacement unit.

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot; Good luck, honey. &quot;

Ennis Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot; You too. &quot; Ewww kissiiiiiiing *brick'd*

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">HAWT.

VAE:<font color="#000000">in other words, FUBAR

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I was about to say -- we've only just met. *BRICK'D*

* Edaric strums a few chords, setting up the speechlink with Altonor. &quot;Now, just so you know, this spell works with everything either of us say aloud.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Everything, hm?&quot;

* Masabel laughs. &quot;Got earplugs, bard?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Where are these Bakers? &gt;:V

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... I don't know if those would get in the way of the spell or not... Why?&quot;

Draugrim:<font color="#9933FF">As if on cue, the dire wolf leans on the paladin. Oof that's a lot of heavy fur. |D

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I cannae see dem.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Aha, got one.

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">We're Olidamarrans and I'm a rogue. |3

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Now if only.

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">We do that. |D

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I knew who the hell the Bakers are.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... Haven't you been paying attention? :B

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Wait, what? Who is that? What is that? I don't remember this. Did the DM explain that? Is that part of our objectives?

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">... someone please fill in the owl.

* Ghostwish runs!!!!

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">In between my own rps, me having to leave early a couple times, or perhaps not being here to help great grandma out the past couple weeks?

* VAE makes filled owl, puts in oven

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">^^;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I know the plan.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Just not who these people are.

VAE:<font color="#000000">As an aside

VAE:<font color="#000000">Viceth looks like he's got drow skin stretched on top of his real face

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">His face is so plump.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I want to pinch his cheeks.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Should any of you face unexpected resistance, do not hesitate to send up a distress signal. We have several other inquisitors and templars on standby as backup squadrons.

Viceth:<font color="#000000">That's just the art style. A downside of having your character only show up for a few pages in the early days of a webcomic. =3= *brick'd*

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Is Miron present at the meeting?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Viceth is actually supposed to have a somewhat gaunt, tall face, or at least I try to draw him with such. ^^;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Let's go slaughter fiends in a whole-scale massacre that they could only dream of visiting upon the people they are making suffer so.&quot; Tathi says, snapping her spellbook closed.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes, he is.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ah, there he is.

Zachary Alfarson:<font color="#000000">A mass answering rallying cry rises from the Kordites.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yess...we have a nice army assembled here, indeed.&quot; Serrierr looks over the congregation approvingly.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl gives a completely flat: &quot;Yaaay.&quot;

* Ansramil Hawkin rubs his ear with his hand.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Of focking course I am present.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The more forboding Lazarus apparoches Miron with a reserved expression.

Gnogglebolt: <font color="#000000">Ow my sensitive gnommish ears. &gt;_0

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Evil beware.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">We have waffles.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She holds out a string-drawn bag to him.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . . &quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Should we havea contest to see who can down the most devils?&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd is looking straight at tomi and the kordites when he says that

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh yes. Always count your conquests!&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3dtYeH6Wmk

Kelsey Alfarson:<font color="#000000">&quot;You'll lose, Moscran!&quot;

Kelsey Alfarson:<font color="#000000">Gamal is wall-eyed? *BRICK'D*

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You asked me to gather these for you, weeks ago. I didn't forget. The dead ought to be honored.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Only if you do your job and theres none in the area when I get there to down.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">As the player might've surmised, the bag contains LMS badges.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . . Thank you.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd was switching back and forth between them

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;You all do get to draw attention 1st, and my groups not meant to.&quot;

* Tomiko Lazarus turns and walks back to her squad, without showing any emotion one way or the other. Some things just ought to be done.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Though.. at this point, Acting Commander Stanford is the one they belong to.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Must.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Fight urge.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hand them off, then. It was our deal.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">To identify Gamal with Kakashi.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">FIGHT THE URGE TO BE STUPID.

Miron:<font color="#000000">The gnome looks solemn. &quot;Either way.. thank you again. Saint Cuthbert shall repay your deed thousandfold.&quot;

Zachary Alfarson:<font color="#000000">&quot;LET'S GO GET 'EM! ROLL OUT!&quot; Oh Gnogglebolt, you have no idea what you just signed up for, do you?

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Inquisitor Steelsprocket? I will take them to the commander. You best focus on the task at hand.&quot;

Gnogglebolt: <font color="#000000">Ow ow ow my ears.

Dorf Aias:<font color="#9933FF">The dwarf's already loving it.

* Tomiko Lazarus smirks at the Kordites with folded arms.

Miron:<font color="#000000">*holds the sack for a few seconds, uttering a prayer, then hands it over.*

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'll save you all some prison food.&quot; =w=

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Yaaaay.&quot;

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9933FF">He takes the sack, briefly looking down at the contents with a heavy sigh, before he turns and takes them back into the temple with the commander.

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">And the elf is joining in, though with less volume. Need to save your voice for the real explosions, Rae. |3

VAE:<font color="#000000">http://robotandghost.com/wp-content/gallery/2008/2008-06-15-Valley.png

VAE:<font color="#000000">this is the comic Viceth reminds me of

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Wow.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That is similar. XP

GM:<font color="#000000">The squadrons move out, through the tunnels, led by the head Olidamarrans. The Kordites break off at one junction, while the other three squadrons move ahead...

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;10+18 = 10 + 18 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Nooo mink don't go~

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">...oops. &gt;.&gt;

* Thomas Lazarus is mostly quiet during all this. He seems to be in deep thought, concentration, and worry.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">This is one of those few times that his portrait image is an accurate representation of his current self.

Martin Sawyer:<font color="#000000">&quot;Stealth squads, halt here. Loud squad, we'll keep going, I'll guide you to the ambush point. Don't hesitate to fall back if you need some healing.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(Viceth doesn't look at all like that to me. &gt;.&gt;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">You still look goofy. This is why I keep multiple portraits around.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron seems besides his usual self as well, more so after seeing the bag.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Goofy?

VAE:<font color="#000000">This one looks like Tathi's been rotting in a ditch for a week or two

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Whatever, pickle nose.

Martin Sawyer:<font color="#000000">&quot;Stealth squads, when you hear the explosions begin, count to thirty, then infiltrate.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">I'm not a pickle nose. My nose is a perfectly healthy size for a gnome.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Look, it could be worse. Atleast I'm not wearing like 14 belts all over my arms and shit.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">What was that? I couldn't hear you over your nasally HONKING.

Martin Sawyer:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ready?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">OKAY CLOUD.

Martin Sawyer:<font color="#000000">Ahem.

* Thomas Lazarus nods.

Miron:<font color="#000000">I can't help it that my nose is longer than yur sugar boy's dick.

Martin Sawyer:<font color="#000000">Guardians, we are about to begin a serious mission here.

Martin Sawyer:<font color="#000000">Normally I'd be all for the jokes, but a little professionalism, please?

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Dick jokes are totally serious.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Think that was all semi-ooc

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Meanwhile, the short gnome desperately tries to keep up with rowdy Kordites. It's not going well, as he's hilariously overloaded with his cargo pack. Presumably, some of the kordites just pick his ass up and carry him. :B

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">POOTDIS--*bricked!*

VAE:<font color="#000000">Oh, so was Sawyer

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And for once he doesn't protest.

Martin Sawyer:<font color="#000000">So is this. If we could all focus?

* VAE didn't notice a lack of quotes

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Gurth gothrimlye.&quot; Tathi intones..

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Alright, so, once we start attacking the vault and making noise, get me to a high place quickly. I'll wait until fiends either start popping near us, or appear halfway between the prison and us, then I'll fire off The Big One at the prison to begin the second strike. Then, get me to the vault quickly so I can blast it open.&quot;

Martin Sawyer:<font color="#000000">&quot;Quel marth.&quot; Angel, drow, berserker, and androgynous person steal off into the darkness...

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">*Gnogglebolt says to the Kordites.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;It will also probably take me a couple of tries to prime The Big One...it's the most delicate boom I've ever made. Requires a very steady hand...&quot;

Smoking Kordite:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oi! We know the plan!&quot;

Smoking Kordite:<font color="#000000">&quot;You just hold onto your big boom and wait for us to give you an opening.&quot; |D

* Tomiko Lazarus cracks her knuckles before parting ways with the Guardians. She seems to be looking forward to affecting dynamic entry into a prison.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">OOC, I'm trying to write Gnogglebolt offscreen for a bit to set the proper mood... :P

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Okay okay. ^^

VAE:<font color="#000000">do what?

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;Quel marth a' lle.&quot;

* VAE apparently too tired to figure what writing offscreen means

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Is hawken an elf? ;3

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">Half-elf.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Send into the background. The scene is shifting to the Guardian group slowly.

Half-Elven Mage:<font color="#000000">&quot; The sooner we get there, the better... these tunnels smell like something died in here... &quot; &gt;:\

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Lots of things died in there.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( Also god damnit. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( I'm losing ability to stay awake. =3=; ))

Lyle Petersen:<font color="#000000">&quot;For the non-elves among us, good luck.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Last bit of tea consumed.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Dangit. I was hoping to fulfill Hatari's request for a long game. =3=;

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( Hopefully that keeps me up long enough. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">fff

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;This way. Come on.&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( Yyyyeah. Not with me. I poof at an hour from now at the latest. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">okay, now it works

Ennis Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Be careful.&quot; The two groups are separated, the Guardians taking the right-hand path.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( Continue without me! ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We'll do what we can do. :3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;May the Cudgel smite your foes, and break a neck, everyone&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">With a terse look, Tom draws out only his holy blade as the group advances.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Uh oh.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Red eyes.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Well, I'm good for however long. Even though both my characters are offscreen, and the third probably won't be 'usable' until -next- game. :B No problem with this though, this will be fun to watch.

GM:<font color="#000000">New map unlocked! Everyone's tokens have been pasted, arrange as well.

Sszeyl whispers: Feel up to brutalizing some fiends?

GM:<font color="#000000">*arrange as you like.

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">I just need to be near the front. Arrange however you like aside from that. :3

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Goodness. Thomas you whore. I thought you had eyes for Ed only! And really, Gamal, you can do better!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:06 lagcheck?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">:06

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:06 at :06, yay.

GM:<font color="#000000">Lemme know when everyone's loaded!

* Ghostwish is. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">loading

* VAE brb in the meantime

* Dr. Hatari is loaded.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Woo, that was a longer load than at school.

GM:<font color="#000000">In the meantime, does anyone want a ninja or a rogue?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">MACROLESS TOKENS! HISS! HISS!

VAE:<font color="#000000">back

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">which way is the front line?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I can...take bard? :B Unless he's covered well enough.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Bard's covered.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Where's front?

VAE:<font color="#000000">because Miron does want to be reasonably front-like

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Loaded.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...is it just me or does the Guardians group look.....

Glitch:<font color="#000000">tiny?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Want a ninja, Glitch?

VAE:<font color="#000000">They breed

Liatai:<font color="#000000">STOP MOVING THE RINS XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">they're germs

VAE:<font color="#000000">The group is tiny

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's a part of the trouble here

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Ten friendlies is tiny relative to our usual group. =3=

GM:<font color="#000000">It's a long....

GM:<font color="#000000">... disturbingly quiet...

GM:<font color="#000000">... wait.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">It's a long fly ball to because.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(oops, sorry, mood. ^^; )

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(My bad, forgot. Shutting up now. ^^; )

<font color="#0000ff"><i>Railock is disconnected.

</i> <font color="#0000ff"><i>Railock is disconnected.

</i> * Thomas Lazarus remains hunkered for a while, watching the stone underfoot. &quot;...&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Your group eventually ends up in a small passageway, where only the occasional drip of water can be heard. A trap door can be seen in the ceiling.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot; (We're in position, too, hear you loud and clear,) &quot; Ed mutters in Elven. &quot; (How's it looking?) &quot;

* Thomas Lazarus glances over his shoulder. That's right. He forgot. It's no small source of relief knowing someone is watching the front and relaying.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Railock- yeah, he pinged out.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Indeed. Hopefully temp.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">We are in position.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Beging the bombing run.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... He says the Kordites are fighting, no arrows thrown up yet. A small pack of hellcats has broken off patrol, the grounds are clearing... &quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">NO, NOT THERE, GAMAL'S PLAYER LIVES THERE.

Miron: <font color="#000000">&quot;Here it comes. And now we wait for the boom.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Sleepy, and right eye deciding it's strained.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Mind if I duck out?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hrrmm..&quot; Knowledge: Planes on Hellcat details. &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 17 + 10 = 27&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Glitch whispers: can I describe the boom itself when cued?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 16 + 8 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Planes on hellcats too

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Assist Thomas.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 16 + 9 = 25&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; knowledge planes!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot; .... &quot; There's a pause, and then... &quot; They made it! Gnogglebolt's on the roof -- &quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Aaand, sniper.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Open up the MM, between all of you. :B

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">YAAAAAAAAY

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;THANKS FOR HOLDING STILL.&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot; Remember, we count to thirty, then go in. &quot;

* Thomas Lazarus rubs his chin. &quot; Tathi.&quot;

Tathi: <font color="#9933FF">&quot;Yes?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Hellcats aren't actually Baatezu. Fire works on them. ... Not as well as lightning. But it works.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Cue the boom, but remember it's going to be heard from underground. |3

Tathi: <font color="#9933FF">&quot;They're apparently resistent to all magic it seems. But I think lightning is the best bet.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Now, between Tathi and Gnogglebolt, the Guardians have been around a lot of booms.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Tathi's have always had a wooshing, roaring quality of conflagration to them, while Gnogglebolt's had more of a concussive thud.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Heard?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Don't you mean felt? =3=

Tathi: <font color="#9933FF">&quot;I'm more worried about their hides. Can we bless everyone's weapons?&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Well, everyone hears--and feels--what then must unmistakeably be one of Gnogglebolt's. And it is the loudest one to date.

Glitch:<font color="#000000"><b> BLAAAAAMMMMMmmmmm

</b> Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom nods. &quot;I have a prayer left for that. Won't last long. Once the attack begins.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">--!!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Here it comes.&quot;

<font color="#0000ff"><i>Railock has connected.

</i> Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I believe it has begun.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">yo

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Moments later, the sound of Celestial battlehymn can be heard echoing through the tunnels.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Ugggh.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Battlehymnns.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(Heya Rail. LLYS? )

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let's hope they make it and get the silver.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">And your bard JUMPS. &quot;Aah! -- holy shit you scared the crap out of me Altonor. &quot; =3=;;;;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom seems to be diligently and anxiously counting. &gt;:o

Glitch:<font color="#000000">whispering to Rail...

* Thomas Lazarus tries to suppress a smirk.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Glitch: It's a long fly ball to because. Glitch: (oops, sorry, mood. ^^; ) Glitch: (My bad, forgot. Shutting up now. ^^; ) Railock is disconnected. Railock is disconnected. * Thomas Lazarus remains hunkered for a while, watching the stone underfoot. &quot;...&quot; GM: Your group eventually ends up in a small passageway, where only the occasional drip of water can be heard. A trap door can be seen in the ceiling. Edaric: &quot;(We're in position, too, hear you loud and clear,)&quot; Ed mutters in Elven. &quot;(How's it looking?)&quot; * Thomas Lazarus glances over his shoulder. That's right. He forgot. It's no small source of relief knowing someone is watching the front and relaying. Ghostwish: Railock- yeah, he pinged out. Dr. Hatari: Indeed. Hopefully temp. Meany: We are in position. Meany: Beging the bombing run. Edaric: &quot;... He says the Kordites are fighting, no arrows thrown up yet. A small pack of hellcats has broken off patrol, the grounds are clearing...&quot; Meany: NO, NOT THERE, GAMAL'S PLAYER LIVES THERE. Miron: &quot;Here it comes. And now we wait for the boom.&quot; Meany: Sleepy, and right eye deciding it's strained. Meany: Mind if I duck out? Thomas Lazarus: &quot;Hrrmm..&quot; Knowledge: Planes on Hellcat details. &#171;&#160;1d20+10 = 17 + 10 = 27&#160;&#187; You whisper to Liatai: can I describe the boom itself when cued? Miron: &#171;&#160;1d20+8 = 16 + 8 = 24&#160;&#187; Planes on hellcats too Tathi: Assist Thomas. Tathi: &#171;&#160;1d20+9 = 16 + 9 = 25&#160;&#187; knowledge planes! Edaric: &quot;....&quot; There's a pause, and then... &quot;They made it! Gnogglebolt's on the roof --&quot; Meany: Aaand, sniper. Liatai: Open up the MM, between all of you. :B Tathi: YAAAAAAAAY Meany: &quot;THANKS FOR HOLDING STILL.&quot; Flynn Baker: &quot;Remember, we count to thirty, then go in.&quot; * Thomas Lazarus rubs his chin. &quot;Tathi.&quot; Tathi: &quot;Yes?&quot; Thomas Lazarus: &quot;Hellcats aren't actually Baatezu. Fire works on them. ... Not as well as lightning. But it works.&quot; Liatai: Cue the boom, but remember it's going to be heard from underground. |3 Tathi: &quot;They're apparently resistent to all magic it seems. But I think lightning is the best bet.&quot; Glitch: Now, between Tathi and Gnogglebolt, the Guardians have been around a lot of booms. Glitch: Tathi's have always had a wooshing, roaring quality of conflagration to them, while Gnogglebolt's had more of a concussive thud. Meany: Heard? Meany: Don't you mean felt? =3= Tathi: &quot;I'm more worried about their hides. Can we bless everyone's weapons?&quot; Glitch: Well, everyone hears--and feels--what then must unmistakeably be one of Gnogglebolt's. And it is the loudest one to date. Glitch: ''' BLAAAAAMMMMMmmmmm Thomas Lazarus: Tom nods. &quot;I have a prayer left for that. Won't last long. Once the attack begins.&quot; Thomas Lazarus: --!! Miron: &quot;Here it comes.&quot; Railock has connected. '''

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Big.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Also failwhisper.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot; I understand now why she said earplugs! &quot; Ed relays with a wry smirk, rubbing his ear.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">o shit.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahaha

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Forgot the whisper part. I'm sorry. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh well.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot; Nah, nah, it's okay, give 'em hell. &quot; =3=

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Heard worse. Remember, one day I used to be training for an alhemist.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*alchemist

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">After a short while, Tom rises and looks back.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Right. Let's go.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Duude, let's take a kilo of sodium, and put it in the cistern.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Radical, dude!&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA, DUDE.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;May Saint Cuthbert bless us with holy wrath and guide our arms to strike true.&quot;

* Flynn Baker nods sharply, and gives the trap door a sharp pop with his hand. &quot;Everybody up! Watch your heads on the stairs.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">And with that, I duck out.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Good night, good luck.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Night

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">And if you die, I will come for you in the afterlife.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hhahaha

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">AND KNIT YOU ITCHY SWEATERS.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Wasn't that my job in Deification?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Wait, Tezkats

VAE:<font color="#000000">He brought the souls into my domain

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">No, yours.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Focus. =3=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">See above.

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">On the stairs? -- Oh. Seems this trap door lets out underneath a staircase. A dusty closet, tucked under some stone stairs.

<font color="#0000ff"><i>Meany is disconnected.

</i> Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">To check, who has light sources?

* Railock goes through the trapdoor as fast as posisble

Miron:<font color="#000000">I do, an everburning torch since forever.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">If it's dark, Tom snaps a Light orison into existance in his free palm.

Railock:<font color="#000000">Dull grey ion stone w/ continual flame

* Gamal-Junayd goes through the trapdoor as fast as posisble

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Wait, Gamal's had a rock circling his head this whole time? =3=;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi typically has an everburning torch out.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It's just one of those things swept under the rug. Like Otto using a shield.

* Glitch whist---wait no focus no jokes

GM:<font color="#000000">Just curious. You have heard rumors of bezekira, after all.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">yes. aburning rock

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh. =3=c I thought you were asking for the purposes of us being able to navigate.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Right then. Tom did just get a good 27 check. He whispers urgently to the others, &quot;No light out unless you need it. You can't see hellcats in the light.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron folds his torch back into a pouch.

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">Flynn picks the lock on the closet door with ease, and the group steps out into -- eugh! This place smells horrible... like blood, stale waste, and rot. Certainly not one of the nicer prisons you've ever been to, if you've ever been to one.

Olidamarran Catfolk Mage:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Barkeep? &quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom's eyes begin glowing blue -- and they're unlikely to stop until a fight breaks out. He glares around at all manner of corners and closed doorways. ((Detect Evil goes strong while Tom's unoccupied.))

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;This place smells worse than an erythnulian fighting pit.&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot; Merrash, Alice -- don't worry, we'll get you out of here. &quot;

* Gamal-Junayd steps up to the door, puts his ear up to it, and attempts to listen (Listen Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 16 + 1 = 17&#160;  &#187;)

Olidamarran Sorceress:<font color="#000000">&quot; Hurry up, please!! They've been taking the others -- I don't know where. Don't go upstairs, though. It's a lost cause. They took everyone from up there and went north. &quot;

Gamal-Junayd: <font color="#000000">&quot;What's north of here?&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">The sound of a singing Celestial still echoes through the prison from time to time.

Olidamarran Sorceress:<font color="#000000">&quot; More cells as far as I know -- and what was that explosion?! &quot;

Gamal-Junayd: <font color="#000000">&quot;Maizian Gnomes.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus cautiously slides next to the door, still looking about. &quot; We'll get everyone out, and pursue the rest, too. Please just keep your voices down, and stick close to us.&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">Locks popped! &quot; Do you really think that's wise? I mean -- look, they don't have any weapons, or armor. &quot;

Gamal-Junayd: <font color="#000000">&quot;And who'd protect them if they got stopped on the way to safety?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;They won't be a target of choice, and if they stay behind they'll be picked off&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot; They could go into the tunnels. &quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Gamal is right for once.Unless someone can escort them back down...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Maybe Sszeyl.. he can see in the dark, after all.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus glances back. &quot;I'm wary of the enemy appearing anywhere. But you have a point. They didn't pounce on us yet.&quot;

Olidamarran Catfolk Mage:<font color="#000000">&quot; Haha, worry not, lawman. We will escort ourselves. &quot;

Olidamarran Catfolk Mage:<font color="#000000">&quot; I know that tunnel as well as the back of my paw. &quot;

* Thomas Lazarus waves in the air. &quot;Okay, okay. Thank you. It's clear behind us. Good luck.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, it won't be me who'lll hurt if you don't.&quot;

Olidamarran Sorceress:<font color="#000000">&quot; Watch out, they have night angels -- and I heard Seelie Joe screaming a bit before the explosion. Hurry! &quot; 2/37 captives accounted for!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh god she gave us a number.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Commence Platformer Collectable search.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahahaha she did

VAE:<font color="#000000">Beforehand even

VAE:<font color="#000000">This is like Halloween Harry Xd

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD I meant

VAE:<font color="#000000">Anyone played it?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom nods at Gamal.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He opens up the doors.

You whisper to Dr. Hatari: -- Yikes! You sense three strong evil auras through this door.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ack!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No, wait.

* Thomas Lazarus starts.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Strike that.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Strike.. which, pardon?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Don't open the door yet, I hadn't narrated. =3=

* Gamal-Junayd is ready with swords drawn

VAE:<font color="#000000">It was told before there's 37 of them

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Carry on then.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">btw, had I heard anything when I attempted to listen?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No, you carry on. ^^;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom looks back and glowers at everyone. He holds up three fingers.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He mouths 'them'.

* Thomas Lazarus readies his sword.

You whisper to Railock: You hear a growl in Orcish, and a few pained gasp-type sounds from a different corner of the room.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi nods, raising her hands..

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron casts Light of Lunia.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Hm. An opportunity to pre-cast!

Gamal-Junayd: <font color="#000000">&quot;I hear something...sounded like orcish. or somethign else pretty glutteral. also some people in pain&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus grips his holy symbol and intones a few quick prayers. Gamal's shoulder gets jabbed, and then he lays a palm over his own chest.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Shields of Faith. 10 minutes. +4 deflection AC.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">that stack with the +2 ac you gave me earlier?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">When everyone looks sufficiently ready, he then opens the doors!

Miron:<font color="#000000">Actually, scratch that. Light of Lunia with Fell Drain.

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Yes. ))

* Flynn Baker draws a rapier. &quot; What're we waiting for, then? &quot;

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Magic Vestment is +2 enhancement AC. Shield of Faith is +4 deflection AC. ))

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">As the doors are thrown open, an erinyes, holding a torch, whirls around to face you, eyes flaming with cold hatred. Roll initiative!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 2 + 1 = 3&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 1 + 0 = 1&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">good tokens,btw

Glitch:<font color="#000000">....-ow-.

GM:<font color="#000000">Also, a rogue and a ninja are up for grabs. Who wants them? :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'll take my usual ninja duties.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Battle music - Pat Benatar : invincible

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Initiative Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 17 + 7 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We should just become a couple by Akellon standards. =3=

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;:O

VAE:<font color="#000000">What, and cheat on Ed

* VAE brick'd

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 15 + 3 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">that's what -I- was about to say! xD

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">maybe toms looking for a three way?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Don't worry. Swallowtail's standards are higher than that.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It's not my fault every other couple is controlled by the same person.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 19 + 2 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((dexterity-10)/2) = 17 + floor((17 - 10) / 2) = 20&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; initiative!

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 8 + 5 = 13&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; initiative!

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 8 + 9 = 17&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">A monk is also up for botting.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Okay, the monk I think I can do.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Douse her torch, fast!&quot; Tathi hollars.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 15 + 2 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Dex check!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;--Just one--wait--I sensed three.. hellcats!&quot;

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 14 + 5 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+9 = 13 + 9 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+9 = 4 + 9 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+4 = 7 + 4 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">doesn't....doesn't Sszeyl have a Darkness per-day ability, as a drow? &gt;.&gt;

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative. You whisper to Dr. Hatari: Does Tom have his evil-sight still active?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">He does. Keep in mind that screws everyone, though.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(also I don't have ownership yet...)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Of which one, Glitch?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl: A monk is also up for botting. Glitch: Okay, the monk I think I can do.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">:B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh, okay. There. x3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Thank you. ^^

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... DANGIT HAPPY SYNTHESIZER.

Thomas Lazarus whispers: Hm. Honestly, probably not, since he cast spells and opened a door and it takes concentration. Fair's fair.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">and I just noticed the rogue should ''not be on the front line... &gt;.&gt;''

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll stop her from bringing in reinforcements, you make those hellcats visible!&quot; dodge on eyrenis. entering dance. full speed tumble to avoid AoO's from anythign lurking, even if it's through enemy's space, going straight for her and attacking, merciful on

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He's flanked by tanks more than 'on the front line'. We're still in opening anyways.

Bezekira 1:<font color="#000000">WHAM. You ran right into something right about there.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I...think you might only be able to do that if you can -see- what you're tumbling by. &gt;.&gt;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Maybe. I dunno. I've never read whatever ability it is you're using. :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I'm just making normal tumbles with ability to take 10

Bezekira 1:<font color="#000000">Try there instead?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">though if it -does- work as you said, then yeah, even 'through an enemies space' would prevent you from being stopped...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Strike her torch!&quot; &gt;:O

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">yeah, tumble 25 to go through enemies square, +10 dc to go at full speed

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">wouldn't do much good when I've got a torch on me as well tom :)

Bezekira 1:<font color="#000000">Well. Are you planning to stop in this space?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">nope

Bezekira 1:<font color="#000000">If not, it's fair game. Attack away.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I'm in dance so it was attack and move

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 12 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+20+AMod = 12 + 20 + 0 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+9+DMod = Dam = (6 + 9 + 0) = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 7 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+20+AMod = 7 + 20 + 0 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+8+DMod = Dam = (6 + 8 + 0) = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 1 = 1&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+15+AMod = 1 + 15 + 0 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+9+DMod = Dam = (9 + 9 + 0) = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 20 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+15+AMod = 20 + 15 + 0 = 35&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+8+DMod = Dam = (6 + 8 + 0) = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) Crit Threat! (Confirmation Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+15+AMod = 6 + 15 + 0 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Crit Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam +1d6+8+DMod = 14 + 5 + 8 + 0 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I told you to cut your light source in the last room, though. =w=;;; You didn't? Here comes a nightmare encounter.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">that's planned stopping point

Bezekira 1:<font color="#000000">Gamal dips and dives under myriad invisible claws and teeth swiping at him --

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I missed that sorry

Glitch:<font color="#000000">and Gamal -can- Sunder her torch...

Glitch:<font color="#000000">which I think is what Thomas is trying to say. :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">cept improved sunder I do not have

* You roll to yourself: 15+14+27-15 =&gt; 15 + 14 + 27 - 15 = 41Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so that's oppening me up to a LOT of AoO's

Glitch:<font color="#000000">You'll pull an AoO from the Erinyes, but you can prolly tank it.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">From all of them, or just the erinyes?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">wouldn't it provoke from all of htem?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Not...sure. Lemme check.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Step 1 Attack of Opportunity. You provoke an attack of opportunity from the target whose weapon or shield you are trying to sunder. (If you have the Improved Sunder feat, you don&#8217;t incur an attack of opportunity for making the attempt.)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">No.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Only her.

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">Three of Gamal's blows land true on the erinyes, but she's still holding that torch, and -- oh goodie. Now there's a sword drawn.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ah! -just- the Eriny--yeah, Hatari beat me to it.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Maybe switch one of those dance-attacks to a sunder? :B

Bezekira 2:<font color="#000000">His successful attack is not without reprisal, however.

Bezekira 2:<font color="#000000">An invisible force begins to maul the Moscran! Two claws &#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 5 + 13 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+6 = 2 + 6 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+13 = 7 + 13 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+6 = 7 + 6 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; lash out at you, and then the thing tries to clamp its jaws onto you! &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 7 + 8 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d6+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;, and if that hits, roll Grapple against &#171;  &#160;1d20+18 = 2 + 18 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;.

Bezekira 2:<font color="#000000">Do you have Uncanny Dodge or Improved Uncanny Dodge, by the way?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">nah he'll do that after he downs her

Bezekira 2:<font color="#000000">If not, you're flat-footed, due to invisible opponent, if I'm not mistaken.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">nope

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">flat footed of 18 (thank you very much tom) so claws land but not mouth

Edaric has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I think they are right here!&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I think you're making a terrible mistake, gamal. Should have Sundered -first-. :B Oh well.

* Thomas Lazarus bares his teeth. &quot;I knew it! They'll be invisible to us as long as there's light in the room, magic won't reveal them!&quot;

* Edaric strikes up an inspiring melody, harmonizing with the Celestial hymn -- everyone gets a +2 bonus on attack rolls, damage, and saves against fear!

Tathi has received initiative.Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi's eyes narrow. &quot;Magic will reveal them.&quot; She says, and begins to chant..

Liatai:<font color="#000000">.... you're not...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You ARE. X3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Are you casting

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh boy. xD

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Gamal, I apologize in advance.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">YES.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">STRIPPER GLITTER?? *BRICK'D*

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;This is the worst bit of friendly fire I have ever committed.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd has a high reflex

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I don't think that's going to help.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">You don't get a reflex. Against. GLITTER.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">oh...glitterdust

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi takes out some ground mica from her spell component pouch, and sends it flying over the area, which is immediately covered in such a display of sparkles that even a fairy would be giddy to see. Oh, and you know what else? It sticks. To. Everything.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hyhahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">Erinyes is now Edward

VAE:<font color="#000000">or Gamal?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Draw your area!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">You mean Bella post-vampirism? :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">I dunno if it's a male or female

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 16 + 10 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Will!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">awww..gamal isn't glittered after all. no flashy dance

Bezekira 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 7 + 8 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Will!

VAE:<font color="#000000">With adrastia it was hard to tell

Bezekira 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 7 + 8 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Will!

VAE:<font color="#000000">This one seems female allright

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Sorry, I thought I couldn't avoid hitting you. I was wrong.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">YES!

VAE:<font color="#000000">so yep. Bella and Edward rigth there

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Someone else thought Adrastea was androgynous. XD

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">but but..I was gonna dancy in the flashy glitter

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">! &gt;:O

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Mission accomplished. XD

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;:D

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">I thought it was blast! It's radius. I sowwy.

Bezekira 1:<font color="#000000">Well!

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi smirks, blowing a bit of glitter off her hands. &quot;And that's why you don't mess with a wizard. We'll glitter your face.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Done. :3

Bezekira 1:<font color="#000000">The cloud of glitter explodes over the northern half of the battlefield, coating the erinyes... and revealing two leonine shapes, snarling and pawing at its eyes. Tathi, what's the Will save to avoid blindness again?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know...that could b intereesting to add to a dance routine...very flashy&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Oops.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Mine is... 17.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Yup, level 2 spell.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I see a problem here.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Two hellcats are revealed.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Thomas called out three.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">3 auras

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well, ^

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">2 hellcats and erinyes

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The Erinyes herself is in range too.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Well then.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">OH! Almost forgot.

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">The erinyes slashes at Gamal with her sword, shrieking and throwing extra glitter into the air -- &#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 18 + 14 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 6 + 5 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+9 = 2 + 9 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 1 + 5 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...Lia this is a horrible map for this. -3-

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">What???

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh Wahn.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">No that didn't even make sense.

* Gamal-Junayd is unable to block the first, but easily dodges the second

Olidamarran Warlock:<font color="#000000">The prisoners cheer at the explosion of glitter!

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Unusual collateral success??&quot; Tathi says, smirking nervously. ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">There's glitter and everyone's cheering

VAE:<font color="#000000">this is twilight

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Any other buffs active on more than one person at a time (not counting those invididual buffs on Gamal and Thomas)

Glitch:<font color="#000000">are are any shield buffs or whatever active on Sszeyl that I should know about?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">*and are

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">The Olidamarran ducks in, sword at the ready, keeping a steady watch.

Swallowtail has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sszeyl has Shield Other still.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">+1 deflection AC, +1 to saves, half damage rounded down shunted to Thomas.

GM:<font color="#000000">Ninja time!

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">A ninja vanishes in a blur -- then reappears a few meters away while firing off a pair of bolts into the first Hellcat!! &#171; &#160;1d20+11+2 = 3 + 11 + 2 = 16&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+4d6 = 2 + 14 = 16&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6+2 = 6 + 6 + 2 = 14&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+4d6 = 2 + 22 = 24&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Curses. The snap-shots aren't very accurate. Done!

Bezekira 1:<font color="#000000">Both bolts are, unfortunately, quite far off the sparkly mark.

Sszeyl has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Glitch, your monk!

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Well, of course we all know what Sszeyl would do. Eyes light up... IMMA PAWNCH JOO!

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Do they have 10-ft reach?

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( They're blind. ))

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Dun matter. ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Oh! Well then. PAWNCH.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">But to be precise, even if not blind, no.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+11+mod = 6 + 11 + 2 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Drow strike! &#171; &#160;1d10+6+modb = 7 + 6 + 2 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Magical damage.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Wait a second.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">THEY'RE BLIND. &gt;:O

VAE:<font color="#000000">that didn't hit, I guess

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">And end turn, cuz that was a move and standard.

Bezekira 2:<font color="#000000">The drow strike seems to phase right through its mane.

Aelian has received initiative.Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;They're blind! Get them!&quot; Tathi yells.

Bezekira 2:<font color="#000000">Oh yeah, that's right.

Bezekira 2:<font color="#000000">What's the penalty, again? Denied Dex bonus to AC?

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Yes ma'am..&quot; Aelian says, and moves into position.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">I CALL THE HACKS!! &gt;:O

Swallowtail: <font color="#ff0000">(( Flat-footed, yes, I believe. Assuming of course that sight is their primary sense. ))

Glitch:<font color="#000000">all enemies have total concealment (50% miss chance) and they have to guess the square.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">But since you're the all-seeing DM, well. :B

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Aelian nocks two arrows at once and fires at Hell Cat 2, at point blank range to boot!! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-4+1+2 = 17 + 15 - 4 + 1 + 2 = 31&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4+2 = 5 + 4 + 2 = 11&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+15-4+1+2 = 6 + 15 - 4 + 1 + 2 = 20&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4+2 = 7 + 4 + 2 = 13&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187;!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...whre'd rin go.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Someone bring Rin back plz? :B

Tokens dropped onto map 'Yoriver - Prison'Glitch:<font color="#000000">Blinded: The character cannot see. He takes a -2 penalty to Armor Class, loses his Dexterity bonus to AC (if any), moves at half speed, and takes a -4 penalty on Search checks and on most Strength- and Dexterity-based skill checks. All checks and activities that rely on vision (such as reading and Spot checks) automatically fail. All opponents are considered to have total concealment (50% miss chance) to the blinded character. Characters who remain blinded for a long time grow accustomed to these drawbacks and can overcome some of them.

Tavia:<font color="#9933FF">Tavia comes up, and guards. Ruff! D: Bezekira 1:<font color="#000000">-- Well. That was a delayed reaction to Swallowtail's shots, and the punch.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">\o/ TAKE THAT, NICKNAME.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahhaa

Tavia:<font color="#9933FF">Done!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Swallowtail is like that anime thingy

VAE:<font color="#000000">where the enemy falls into chunks a few seconds after the attack

Bezekira 2:<font color="#000000">THWOCK THWOCK. The two arrows make quite satisfying impacts, and hissing, sparking black blood begins to spill ontro the floor.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">brb afk

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I'm not flat footed against you mr glittercat!

Bezekira 1:<font color="#000000">The leonine creature bumbles toward the nearest source of sound...

Bezekira 1:<font color="#000000">Two claws &#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 3 + 13 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+6 = 2 + 6 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; (miss chance &#171;  &#160;1d100 = 84&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; ) and &#171;  &#160;1d20+13 = 5 + 13 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+6 = 6 + 6 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; (miss chance &#171;  &#160;1d100 = 76&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; ) lash out at you, and then the creature tries to clamp its jaws onto you! &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 14 + 8 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d6+3 = 5 + 3 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; (miss chance &#171;  &#160;1d100 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; ), and if that hits, roll Grapple against &#171;  &#160;1d20+18 = 17 + 18 = 35&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;.

Bezekira 1:<font color="#000000">The bite automatically misses, thank goodness, but the claws are still a danger!

Gamal-Junayd whispers: don't they have scent?

VAE:<font color="#000000">you know 1d2 does it for a 50% chance...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">didnt even need miss chance for any of those

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... I'll be darned, they have scent. ^^;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">How did I not mark this?

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">.... well crap. XP

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">looks like htey'll have no problem determining what squares we are in

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well, scent still doesn't help their hand-eye coordination. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I was staying quiet about that. Didn't want to pull an assclown and screw someone's chances at survival. XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">That's being an arse, ghost :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Rules are rules

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Or in this case, their teeth-Gamal coordination.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Okay glitch.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">don't worry. I'm the one in most danger, I reminded her.

Gamal-Junayd whispers: I will SO make a crusader if gamal goes down. mwahahaha

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Good player railock reminds the DM of enemy powers, even when he's the one in the scope.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Good player indeed.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Should get a nom for that.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">nah, noms are for rp

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">not reminding the dm of ways to kill you

Olidamarran Warlock:<font color="#000000">One of the prisoners reaches forward, aiming through the bars with blood-dripping manacled hands -- &#171; &#160;1d20+6+2 = 16 + 6 + 2 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; A blast of dark energy sears past Sszeyl, aiming for one of the hellcats! &#171; &#160;3d6 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Olidamarran Warlock:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 4 + 6 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Bezekira 1:<font color="#000000">Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to have done more than make the creature seek a new target, and by the shout of pain the prisoner made, that may have done more harm than good.

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;--!&quot; &gt;:o Tom quickly glances at the bloodied limb. Is the prisoner dying? &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 9 + 15 = 24&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Heal.

Olidamarran Warlock:<font color="#000000">No, but it clearly doesn't look good. Both arms are bleeding pretty freely from the manacles, and the wounds look infected. (18/31 HP)

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ghostwish:Good player railock reminds the DM of enemy powers, even when he's the one in the scope.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">And yet, every time I do that, everyone yells at me. -every single time-. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh well. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It'll wait, then. Tom prioritizes.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom charges down the hallway with a very rapid series of muffled clanks, interposing between the beasts and new targets. He grits his teeth and hurls a powerful, whistling holy brand slash against the second hellcat. ((Charge, bardsong, Haste, 4-point power attack.)) &#171; &#160;1d20+13+2+2+1-4 = 5 + 13 + 2 + 2 + 1 - 4 = 19&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+7+2+2d6+8 = 7 + 7 + 2 + 7 + 8 = 31&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Naturally, the blade is Good aligned. Only very powerful fiends could resist it.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">is gnoggle the one most likely to get hut by the rule at the time?

Bezekira 2:<font color="#000000">SLICE! The creature screams, and more stinking black blood spills onto the ground, sending up the smell of rotting meat and sulfur.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Done!

Miron has received initiative.Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Bamboo.. belker..Bernard,St., Hound of... bezekira!&quot; The short inquisitor browses through his prayerbook as is habit &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 10 + 8 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Dark Knowledge (Foe)

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...also, just realized. The devils/jailers -don't- have some kind of antimagic on the warlock?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Antimagic is expensive as fuk

Glitch:<font color="#000000">How is he still -there-? He could blast his own manacles and jail cell infinitely.

* Olidamarran Warlock holds up bleeding arms. =w=;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">he's so weak with it if he tried anything with the kind of guards, they'd kill him

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(not THAT expensive.)

Olidamarran Warlock:<font color="#000000">I'd exposit, but battle.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;These aren't all that different from regular beasts, but they do have telepathy.. watch out for coordinated attacks and hope there isn't more nearby.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">+1d6 to damage everyone close up

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(I mean, heck. There are suggestions in the DMG for negating out-of-control wizards and mages. But eh, yeah, battle. Later. :B )

Liatai:<font color="#000000">But to stop the rule-mongering... notice he shouted in pain during/after spellcasting.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">my go then?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Anything more, Miron?

Miron:<font color="#000000">Either way, the inquisitor steps closer, and sends two white bolts crackling with ... something else after the erinyes &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 5 + 7 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+7 = 17 + 7 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Ranged Touch, both of those.

Ghostwish whispers: Sorry to bother.. but have you determined the sizes of the elven cities?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well, since they're ranged attacks, you probably get Ed's +2 morale to hit.

VAE:<font color="#000000">That was that.

VAE:<font color="#000000">+5 BaB, +2 ed

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">Only the second one hits. Roll an SR check!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">1d6 is only on the hellcats right?

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Right on. Wait. Don't you also get +1 for being small?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 14 + 12 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; SR

Miron:<font color="#000000">Yep he does get +1 for being small

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">Damage time!

Miron:<font color="#000000">i forgot, crap

Miron:<font color="#000000">So 13

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh well roll damage. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;2d6 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; as the bolt sears the Erinyes's flesh..and as it dissipates into her flesh, she feels weakened. Level drain, one level.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Fell drain modified spell ,recall

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... Veterans, help. ^^;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">What does that mean for monsters? ^^;;;;;;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">-1 everything.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well that's easy. :B

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">-1 on all skill checks and ability checks. -1 on attack rolls and saving throws. -5 hit points. -1 effective level (whenever the creature&#8217;s level is used in a die roll or calculation, reduce it by one for each negative level). If the victim casts spells, she loses access to one spell as if she had cast her highest-level, currently available spell. (If she has more than one spell at her highest level, she chooses which she loses.) In addition, when she next prepares spells or regains spell slots, she gets one less spell slot at her highest spell level.

Ghostwish whispers: Sorry to bother.. but have you determined the sizes of the elven cities?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;-1 everything&quot; is just the easy way to think of it.

You whisper to Ghostwish: This is the absolute worst time for this... ^^;

Ghostwish whispers: BUT I HAVE SO MANY PLOTS TO *brick'd!*

GM:<font color="#000000">Gamal!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ooh.A character with negative levels at least equal to her current level, or drained below 1st level, is instantly slain. Depending on the creature that killed her, she may rise the next night as a monster of that kind. If not, she rises as a wight.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Miron's power can create natural wights.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yep.

* Gamal-Junayd is continuing his high speed dancing, tumbling routine. lets start this off with an attack on the erineyes

VAE:<font color="#000000">There was a fun haxx

VAE:<font color="#000000">Locate City with fell drain

VAE:<font color="#000000">Anyone with level 1 becomes wight

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 13 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+20+AMod = 13 + 20 + 2 = 35&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+9+DMod = Dam = (4 + 9 + 2) = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The Locate City bomb, huh. =3=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

VAE:<font color="#000000">the equivalent of a magical nuke

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Fair warning, any of you tries that, you'll get smote. :P *brick'd!*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">yeah, any sane DM would put the kibosh on any hax like that. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well.. Locate City isn't even in the PHV

VAE:<font color="#000000">*PHB

* Gamal-Junayd then vaults over her if she's not down, tumbling through, and attacks again (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 14 = 14&#160;  &#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+20+AMod = 14 + 20 + 2 = 36&#160;  &#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+8+DMod = Dam = (7 + 8 + 2) = 17&#160;  &#187;) ''

VAE:<font color="#000000">Depends. I mean, if it's possible there's the question of &quot;how come it doesn't happen every week&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">she still up?

VAE:<font color="#000000">That said.. the only place to try it with would be the lolthian drowish city.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And I think anyone there is over level 1 due to drow having monster levels

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">Still not down! Though Gamal's battered her wings severely. Red feather fragments are floating through the air in the wake of Gamal's attacks, along with a trail of glitter.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">back around to the other side for another strike

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF"><i>I love this spell.

</i> Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 7 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+15+AMod = 7 + 15 + 2 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+9+DMod = Dam = (6 + 9 + 2) = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">There she goes!

VAE:<font color="#000000">There she goes! Remember those videos?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Cat and rabbit?

* Thomas Lazarus will be going afk 2 shakes. For the record, he isn't holding his shield, but has Shield of Faith and just charged with haste. AC: 23

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hee! Yep. x3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">That's &quot;There She Is!!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">final strike on bezekira 2 (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 16 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+15+AMod = 16 + 15 + 4 = 35&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+8+DMod = Dam = (8 + 8 + 2) = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) Crit Threat! (Confirmation Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+15+AMod = 17 + 15 + 4 = 36&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Crit Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam +1d6+8+DMod = 18 + 5 + 8 + 2 = 33&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

VAE:<font color="#000000">Right, memory fail

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Which I do indeed love, yes. |3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(funnily enough, the name also -always- has two bangs at the end.)

Bezekira 2:<font color="#000000">SLAAAAAAASH!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and then I will finish my move by setting up tom for flanking on hellcat 1, 2 can't be much longer for this world

Bezekira 2:<font color="#000000">Gamal hit exactly where Tom did, slicing through its ribcage... and keeping on going. In an explosion of light, glitter, and black smoke, the creature topples to the ground... in two halves, sliced diagonally through the middle.

Edaric has received initiative.Glitch:<font color="#000000">Well that was simple. :U

* Gamal-Junayd mutters &quot;two&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

* Edaric keeps up the melody.

Tathi has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">....I shouldn't be allowed to have Sszeyl say anything, huh? &gt;.&gt;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Well. This is obviously in the bag. No need for any more flash from me.&quot; Tathi says, smirking as she moves into the room, and eyes the cells. Who looks the worst off?

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Oh nevermind. :U

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">She chooses the most injured, then fired. *BRICKED*

Olidamarran Tactician:<font color="#000000">This one's sick, the half-orc's wounded, but the warlock looks the worst off.

Bezekira 1:<font color="#000000">Or do you mean these guys? This bezekira's the last one up.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi curses in elven. &quot;Finish the last one. Quickly.&quot; She says, and that's her turn.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Nope, meant the prisoners.

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not the best positioning -- ah well.&quot; The innkeeper darts forward, a crackle of electricity dancing along his rapier -- &#171; &#160;1d20+11+2 = 8 + 11 + 2 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+1+1d6+2 = 3 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; !

Swallowtail has received initiative.Bezekira 1:<font color="#000000">A pinprick among many, perhaps, but it drew black blood!

* Swallowtail knits her brow and slides forward another pace. How rare. The enemy is already blind. No need for ninjutsu. She takes her time in lining up a shot, then quickly fires a second before the beast can flinch. ((Bard song, Dark Knowledge, versus blind.)) &#171; &#160;1d20+11+2 = 13 + 11 + 2 = 26&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+4d6+1d6 = 1 + 9 + 4 = 14&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6+2 = 6 + 6 + 2 = 14&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+4d6+1d6 = 1 + 14 + 6 = 21&#160;  &#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh man, I forgot dark knowledge.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d6 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">That is exactly why I bother typing out buffs. :B

Bezekira 1:<font color="#000000">THOCK.

Bezekira 1:<font color="#000000">Never doubt the power of one small bolt, in just the right place.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Done what is this nonsense behind me &gt;:O

Bezekira 1:<font color="#000000">WHAM. The leonine creature staggers a bit, then with a final groan, hits the ground hard.

* Swallowtail seems stunned.

* Swallowtail ... \o/

GM:<font color="#000000">Combat over!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nice shot, swallowtail. Looks like you get to claim the third one.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Aside from the giant, is that...Swallowtail's first in-battle kill? :B

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;And that's how the vigilant guardians handle fiends.&quot; Tathi says, and looks to Thomas. &quot;Get Gamal back up to speed, and then see to the fellow who assisted in the fight. He looks pretty bad.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Haah..&quot; Tom whips his blade at the ground, splashing Bezekira blood off of it. &quot;..Okay..&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd mutters in ignan &quot;Blades of War&quot; before slicing the erineyes throat. then mutters in auran &quot;Blades of Honor&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd takes his glowy rock down. doubtfil if tathi has that many glitter dusts prepped

* Olidamarran Warlock leans on the bars and waves wearily. &quot; ... Hey barkeep. What kept you? &quot; {:3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He draws a wand out of his belt and gives Gamal a few gentle taps. Wand of Cure Moderate. &#171; &#160;4d8+6 = 19 + 6 = 25&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">moderate is 4d8?

* VAE thought that was serious

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;His Mask, Joe, what've they done to you...?&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 14 + 15 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Open Lock check.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">No. He used two charges.

VAE:<font color="#000000">riight

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 11 + 15 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Open Lock check again!

* Flynn Baker takes 20 on the doors.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thanks thomas, those magic protections sure came in handy.&quot; he then leans his ear agaisnt the door. what shall we hear? (Listen Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 8 + 1 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

* Thomas Lazarus holsters the wand and nods.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">I don't know what Sszeyl's Listen mod is, but his Wis surely is high, so he listens at the door too, taking 20.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">can you take 20 on listen?

VAE:<font color="#000000">don't think so

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Yes you can!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">No, chance of failure.

Olidamarran Warlock:<font color="#000000">&quot; Cold iron. They're cursed... &quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">^

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I've checked it. Several times. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We haven't much time to spare on first aid right here and right now.. but..&quot; Tom inspects the injuries and diseases of the prisoners. He has a kit of mundane medicinal items to affect any immediate dressing and cleaning. &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 13 + 15 = 28&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Heal.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I've -mentioned- it before.

VAE:<font color="#000000">That sounds like bullshit

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I've -done- it before.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I'd say no. it does have a chance of failure

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot; Those bastards. Healer, I'll need your help to get these off.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Not my fault you all have fail memory. :B Can take 20 on listen when not in combat.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Anything I can do to help?&quot; Aelian offers.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">The only time you -can't- take 20 is when there is penalty for failure, not CHANCE of failure.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well, you either hear a sound or you don't

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I mean, there's a 'chance' of failing a Search check, and you can take 20 on that.

VAE:<font color="#000000">There's no sensible retry there.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Yes there is.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Done it before.

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Unless you're good at cleaning wounds or disarming traps, I doubt it.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Sounds butt.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I'd say it's more like knowledge. you hear it or you don't, can't keep trying to hear a sound you missed

VAE:<font color="#000000">^

Olidamarran Tactician:<font color="#000000">Devil chills here.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Proof: Glitch:<font color="#000000">Try Again: Yes. You can try to hear something that you failed to hear previously with no penalty.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hence, taking 20 is possible.

VAE:<font color="#000000">How does that make sense,again?

Olidamarran Half-Orc Warrior:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d8+3 = 6 + 3 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage on this guy.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yes, you can take 20 on listen.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">http://www.d20srd.org/srd/skills/listen.htm

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Well, let me know if you find the ones responsible. I've very good at kill them.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Thank you, Hatari.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">No, you should not be bitching about it.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You should be RPing.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">God damn.

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Healer?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Might as well take 20 on Bluff. Proof by exhaustion XD

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(wait, who me? &gt;.&gt; I'm not roleplaying any character right now...)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Pardon. Distracted.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Anyone, sick of Vae bringing up random ass IRC topics while we try to scene. ))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He steps over.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Kiss my furry arse, wasn't me who started with it.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Anyway, 20 taken at listen at door. Will wait for DM report.

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let him look at your wrists, Joe.&quot; There seem to be blackened cold iron spikes on the inside of the manacles, digging fairly deeply into the man's skin. &quot;I... think I can keep them from digging in deeper, but it's going to hurt either way coming out.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Keep in mind I have a few diviniation spells prepared. I can peek ahead under the right circumstances.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Now that's a neat manner of cast prevention

* Thomas Lazarus furrows his brow and frowns. &quot;... If only we had ...&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Aelian glances down at the manacles, and sneers in disgust. &quot;Horrid..&quot; He mutters.

* Thomas Lazarus raises a brow.

* Thomas Lazarus looks back at Sszeyl. &quot;..Can you still break through doors and things with that power you picked up?&quot;

* Edaric patches up the half-orc while Tom works with the warlock.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Careful taking that out...that sort of thing will bleed a lot.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd: <font color="#000000">&quot;How big is the jail? How many more blocks of cells are there to search?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( On second thought, no one here would know since he left. =w=; ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">I don't know what power Thomas is talking about. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Control of Sszeyl surrendered unless there's a battle again.

Olidamarran Tactician:<font color="#000000">&quot;... less than there were yesterday. The devils have taken everyone from the upper floors northwest.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Worst Sszeyl ev--well actually neglecting to use his own abilities is extremely in-character for Sszeyl. *bricked* Heal on the warlock fellow. Let's see if he can do some good. &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 10 + 15 = 25&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">also, 5AM

* VAE wonders how long we're keeping up

Gamal-Junayd: <font color="#000000">&quot;DAmnit, wish we'd gotten here sooner.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh, huh.

VAE:<font color="#000000">After all, we'll *get* sszeyl next week

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Happy birthday Liatai.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Sudden relocation of prisoners.. I wonder if our plans could have been known some how? They were probably expecting an attempted break, at the very least.&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+16 = 14 + 16 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Her birfday is tomorrow. :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It is tomorrow now.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Well. I guess it is tomorrow where she is. XP

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Happy birthday to you too, Hatari. :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">^_^

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Or they exercised common sense... or they need them for a ritual. The spilling of blood is one of rather powerful components in many dark spells.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Yall have the same birthdays?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">happy birthday to both of you

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hatari and Liatai share birthdays? o.o

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;Happy birthday, Liatainess, Hatari.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">What are the odds!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hmm..&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;And why did I put quotes there.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Actually, pretty high, Tech.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Well then! Happy birthday Liatai, and HAHA hatari! You're a year closer to dying!

* Ghostwish runs.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">1/365 *bricked*

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also, Myr seems to have the same one

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">1/365. then compare how many people you know? easy to hit that in odds

VAE:<font color="#000000">right, but there's what, 8 of us? That makes it more.

VAE:<font color="#000000">The joys of combinatorics

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">it's 1/365 per person you meet. I'm not calculating out what it is with 8

VAE:<font color="#000000">if I wasn't half asleep i'd calculate it

VAE:<font color="#000000">Remind me tomorrow

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">This is so pointless and off the rails. =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">Uh, how is lia's birthday pointless?

Seelie Joe:<font color="#000000">Through the combined efforts of Tom and Flynn, the manacles are removed, and the bleeding swiftly staunched, though the man's still left cradling his arms due to the deep infected wounds. &quot;... Thank you... thank you...&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">You -know- what I was talking about. *whaps*

* VAE claw

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Yes, back to game plz. :B I can't affect the scene(yet), I can only watch.

* Gamal-Junayd congradulates birthday people, we can talk more after game, lets go kill more devils!

VAE:<font color="#000000">congratulates

* Glitch likes Rail's attitude!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Thank you. Enduring this to help..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom draws his wand and lays it on the warlock's shoulder. &#171; &#160;2d8+3 = 6 + 3 = 9&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;All these injured and diseased.. maybe we should have brought the Aias dwarf along. He could have helped.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Get to the Pelorite temple. All of you. The way is clear, the ground is holy, and there'll be healers to help tend your wounds.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I feel foolish for not having anticipated the fallout of devil treatment..&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;There's a reason we call him Seelie Joe. Damn, son. As soon as the Bee and Flower's open again, you're due a few free drinks.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm afraid I can't stop to do anything more than dress your wounds. The assault is still on. We must keep moving.&quot;

Olidamarran Party Dude:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey, what about the rest of us, barkeep?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We can't sit on two feasts with a single arse.&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;We'll see. You need to live to get your free drinks, so get on out of here. Head to the escape tunnel. You know the one.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Even if we could, taking care of them now would take far more time than we can afford.&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">6/37 captives accounted for!

Glitch whispers: any results from the taking 20 listen check at the door, btw?

Glitch whispers: to me and to Rail? :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Mother Selaren will take care of treatment. We will take care of securing their lives.&quot; He turns north to the next door.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You hear muffled conversation in the next room.

* VAE asks for ETA again, having been unanswered

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;:. !

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I suppose you're right.. Aelian, could Tavia perhaps smell out any fiends?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">We'll finish this next room, then pick up next time. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Great

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">37? damn

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom raises a fist. His eyes light up with holy power. (Detectan)

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;She can try..&quot; Aelian says, signaling to Tavia, who saunters up to the door and sniffs at the cracks.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Moving the fiends for easier map transition. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Tavia smells -- ugh! More rot, and fresh blood... but no fresh hellish smells.

Tavia:<font color="#9933FF">Tavia snuffs, and wags her head sharply.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;She can't smell any.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Hm. Any evil that doesn't smell like fiends?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Plenty.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Undead, aberrations..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I was asking Mink. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Evil people, even.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Did you train her to do that? -- We're fine, they've been treating their prisoners horribly, but they're all alive so far.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Sleepy lynx

VAE:<font color="#000000">Make that OOC

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Shouldn't it be Kria, though? :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ah well. Onward? :U

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ready to open the door again?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">One faint evil aura on the western part of the room.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Second light of lunia with fell drain goes up.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I did. Elven hounds can beat bloodhounds any day of the week.&quot; Aelian says, patting Tavia.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom squints and points to the far left. He murmurs, &quot; Not a fiend.. may be civilian. Let's go.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He opens the door when everyone is ready.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;But can they out sniff em?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;That's what I meant actually, heh. A fight wouldn't even be fair. An elven hound is four times larger and faster.&quot;

Creepy Bald Olidamarran:<font color="#000000">There's a fresh blood trail in this room, being dragged north... but there are also prisoners, in just as sorry of states as the ones in the previous room.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Sensing no fiends, Tom advances freely.

Older Olidamarran:<font color="#000000">&quot;See? I told you it would be the rescue party.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Get them out and we press on.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd goes up to the door and listens (Listen Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 2 + 1 = 3&#160;  &#187;)

Creepy Bald Olidamarran:<font color="#000000">&quot; Hi, barkeep... &quot;

* Thomas Lazarus looks around at all the faces. He tries not to let his eyes linger overmuch on the evil soul in the lot. He looks to Mr. Baker. &quot;...?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd: <font color="#000000">&quot;How long has it been since the blood trail?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;A quick scan, Thomas? Make sure they haven't planted any seeds.&quot; She says, and gives Thomas a pointed look. &quot;You know what I mean.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ask one of them, when they get out.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">You can take 20, Raillll~

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Naturally. You can relax.&quot; To Tathi.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">taking twenty takes time, and he was takinga quick listen before asking the prisoners abot the blood

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If they have... there are spells that can mess detection up.&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Working on it!&quot; It's the bald one, for the sake of it. But then he turns toward the bespectacled teen. &quot;... But he's not a regular. Who are you, kid?&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh, very well.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">also just because something is possible, doesn't mean I think it's right, and I can ignore the ability to abuse something I think is wrong. even if the rules allow it

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Remember, Whitaker has been sucking off Hextor's six dicks while noone, not even Cuthbertine priests of the branch were any wiser.&quot;

Bespectacled Teen:<font color="#000000">&quot;Who are you?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Were the prison break fairy's kid. haven't you ever heard of us?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">A battlefield is no place to pass judgement on a person for being hateful or a thug or whatever. Tom'll judge later if Baker thinks there's a reason.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We're the Leaden Mace.. and a bunch of retinue.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Miron. you know, in a town currently run by possed members of your organization, maybe it's best NOT to mention that to people who have suffered at their hands?&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;What are you doing here? You don't look old enough. You should be in juvie.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;More like we're the Mace from other cities that haven't been corrupted by devils.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The people suffered at the hands of a heretic.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tom is right. I'm from Braxton Falls and he's from Castleton.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;And really, we're not Leaden Mace. This is the Vigilant Guardians. We just have two members who are Leaden Mace.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus quirks a brow at the outsider boy.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;This operation is under the command of Acting Commander Stanford, either way.&quot;

Bespectacled Teen:<font color="#000000">&quot;I don't know, they threw me in here for stealing a book.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Sense motive. &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 15 + 5 = 20&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Tom is intently staring.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Snagging Sszeyl again. With nothing else pertinent to do, going to the door and taking 20 on a listen check in the time the rest of the party is mucking about with the prisoners.

White-Haired Olidamarran:<font color="#000000">&quot;He's fine, barkeep. Just inexperienced. I've been giving him tips.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 1 + 8 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Sense Motive if he can hear.

Olidamarran Moscran:<font color="#000000">&quot; Ix-nay on the ips-tay near the ops-cay! &quot; =3=

Sszeyl whispers: lemme know if/when the 20 listen turns anything up through the door. :B

* VAE wonders if &quot;cops' ... does anyone at all use copper badges here?

You whisper to Dr. Hatari: There's some deception going on here... it doesn't seem malicious, but he doesn't seem to trust you.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I don't care about that.&quot; Tom dismisses the talk with a wave. &quot;I'm a fiend-hunter. I'm making sure he wasn't one of them with a ward hiding his identity. They're not above those kinds of last-minute tricks.&quot; Tom approaches the cell.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He makes a few quick gestures, and casts Detect Magic. Does the boy light up?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We don't have a year, Tom.&quot;

Bespectacled Teen:<font color="#000000">Yes, actually.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you are that unsure of him, and the others don't know him, leave him here&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;--We have as long as it takes to keep people alive.&quot; He looks to the boy and knits his brow. &quot;You have a magic signiture. Ring? Amulet? Show me.&quot;

Bespectacled Teen:<font color="#000000">&quot;Can't.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Like the people who'll die when reinforcements come and we'll have to get the fuck out.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd comes over

* Flynn Baker unlocks the other cell doors while the interrogation gets underway. &quot;Any of you all know who this kid is?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Want me to knock him out? then we can find whatever it is. i he turns out clean later, we can revive him&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus furrows his brow and glances to the boy's voucher and back. &quot;..Son, I have to ask that you change your mind or explain why. This is serious. I can't let you travel with a pack of refugees while our enemies have arch-liars and shapeshifters and illusionists with them.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You need to show or tell me what this magic is, lower it, and let me check you again.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Could we stop planning to abandon or beat a child!?&quot;

* Bespectacled Teen says something in an unusual tongue.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Let Thomas talk to him.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If he won't show...we have to assume he's not jsut a child&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus squints. &quot;...?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Pardon?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom tries to ignore the outrageous suggestions around him. =w=;

Bespectacled Teen:<font color="#000000">&quot;.... I thought all priests understood that.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yep. Go to hell, plan, we have a completely unknown and suspicious individual to take along.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Okay, taking a moooooment to make Sszyel say words... :B &quot;The others are supposed to be keeping reinforcements off us. I still hear that damned celestial singing, so it's probably still going well.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We can't take for granted that it'll be so forever.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Worst case, we'll get him on our way back.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;After all, there seems to be only a single path to reach this block.&quot;

Bespectacled Teen:<font color="#000000">&quot;Listen, there's a demon around here that hates people with -- certain blood, okay? He already took someone else like me west. I don't want to go over there. Screams... come from over there.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;--Brother, shut up. I'm not abandoning a boy.&quot; He frowns at the child. &quot;..I'm Pelorite. I'm sorry. I don't know.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus narrows his eyes a little.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;........................ Alright.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron frowns, says nothing.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You're good.&quot; He pats the cage door.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Your just trusting him on that?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom gives the other woman a brief look before walking on.

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Slur Macbeths, you're on kid-watching duty.&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">Le unlock!

Olidamarran Half-Elf:<font color="#000000">&quot;Aw man, I hate dealing with kids.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I almost read that as Slut Macbeths.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I hate dealing with suspicious strangers.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">went &quot;WTF!?!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Although we can probably skip the process of heal checks and wand slings, Tom goes through and treats the prisoners with open wounds.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">also, how old does the kid look? early teens? late teens?

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then team up with Skye. Get on out of here, and don't let that kid out of your sight.&quot; Mid-teens, reaching that gangly awkward stage.

Bespectacled Teen:<font color="#000000">Younger than Swallowtail, at least.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I am dozing off in my chair.. the volvo meetup has left me drained. sorry

VAE:<font color="#000000">volvo meetup?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">If he's 16...then by dnd society, he's an adult, if not, he's real close. there was no teenagers back then. it was man or boy

GM:<font color="#000000">Let's get noms rolling, then, as we draw this scene to a close.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so beating up a near man? sure. might be someone trained to be a warrior

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">in D&amp;D, humans can live to be 70.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">in medieval times, they rarely topped 40.

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's due to magic, though

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">dnd also has adventurers as adult at 16 for humans

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom remembers all too well the last time a devil was obsessed with torturing someone with strange blood. He takes his intuition, lie detection, and support of the Olidamarran woman as signs all pointing to his suspicion. So, yes.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hey ghost. What's that image you like?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He lets the boy go at that.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">huh?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Something about magic and explaining shit?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Or not? :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Yup. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">In medieval times, your village priest couldn't cast Cure Light Wounds

White-Haired Olidamarran:<font color="#000000">Woman?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Or cure disease.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and heck. the idea of the teenager didn't really arise till after world war 2

Glitch whispers: Ahahahahaha oh man. SOOOOOO MUCH IRONY with what Thomas just monologue'd x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Railock is right again

Flynn Baker: <font color="#000000">Just... call her a he. Trust me on this one.

VAE:<font color="#000000">This is a *social* thing as opposed to fact

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Look. You wanna wear that breast-covering multi-belt final fantasy stuff without lifting any weights, I'm calling you a woman at a glance. Your fault. Deal. *BRICK'D*

VAE:<font color="#000000">but then.. very much depends on how Kellon society works

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">that token looks like female to me

Glitch whispers: Can't wait fo--crap, better strike this from the log before sending it to Danman. :B Forgot it goes on the wiki. Oops.

VAE:<font color="#000000">what token?

VAE:<font color="#000000">whose

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">white haired

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">12/37 prisoners accounted for!

VAE:<font color="#000000">yyyeah

VAE:<font color="#000000">That one makes Aelian look masculine

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">I have an adam's apple. You don't. Miron is female.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Anyways I think noms were called

Flynn Baker: <font color="#000000">I know, about Skye, I know. But call her a he, all right? Sheesh, mainstreamers.

<font color="#000000"> *brick'd*

Miron:<font color="#000000">I have a beard. How many women have you seen with that?

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Lots.

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">Dwarven women. *BRICK'D*

VAE:<font color="#000000">Mion's painting.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">They're called dwarves.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl's painting

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's me being addle-brained

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">thomas - going with gut feelings. tathi - IT'S GLITTER TIME!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tathi for glitter, yes.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl - Painting Combo!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Thomas for Nurse over Inquisitor

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...aaaand that's all I got. :B

* Dr. Hatari saves chat log as Least on Task Session Ever. =3= But Birthdays! \o/

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Oh please.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">We've done so much more off track than this.

VAE:<font color="#000000">indeed

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">This is like.. 5th place, at best.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">No dickaround medal or anything.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I am.. a bit too fried to recall noms. Sorry/

VAE:<font color="#000000">worst was possibly the loot division after Spindlethorns

VAE:<font color="#000000">that took a complete session to deal with

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You are all horrible, rotten people for that conduct. 'Why talk for forty seconds; we could just kill this stubborn youth or beat his shit unconscious.'

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"><b>Honestly!

</b> Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">But you didn't nom me for calling it out. Jerk.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">it was just if he won't reveal it, we can always knock him out!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;No. we would be horrible if we loitered around, leaving honest people to possibly die over one suspicious individual that wasn't in the operation plan, even!&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">You know, Gnogglebolt -really- should invent C-Gas.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">That should appease everyone nicely. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Oh!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Non-violent way of rendering people unconcious, and -quick- way of rendering people unconcious. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We are sticking to the plan. The plan of saving people. &gt;:|

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nomming Kor for &quot;BLASPHEMY... HERESY... NO WAIT IT'S LIKE SEX IN MY MAW&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'm about to tie you to a pole and just let you gnash and bitch the enemy to death as an improvised weapon.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The plan is saving known olidamarrans &gt;:3&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">VAE - s1021.beta.photobucket.com/user/Ghostwish/library/Volvo Meetup

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">dafuq

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">s1021.beta.photobucket.com/user/Ghostwish/library/Volvo Meetup

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">stupid fucking maptools

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ergh

VAE:<font color="#000000">&gt;:|

VAE:<font color="#000000">that one I wanted

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You know what -- you belong in Braxton Falls. =3=

Liatai:<font color="#000000">As a side note, want to know why the half-elves were called the Slur Macbeths?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&#9835;&quot;You deserve each other, Braxton and youuuu...&quot;&#9835;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">They're brothers. Seamus and Hamahs Macbeth. Now imagine trying to call those names in a tavern, while drunk. :P

Miron:<font color="#000000">The Braxton Falls command seems to think so as well, Tom.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Good, you can be a stringent little child-killing Nazi out there and wow Tom!Muse is a lot nastier without quotes. *bricked*

GM:<font color="#000000">Any more noms?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(I'm amazed I didn't get bricked for the song I was starting to sing...guess not many people saw that musical.)

* Glitch had to sit in the car while mom &amp; sisters played soundtrack a lot after they saw it. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">We don't kill children... besides, rather that than someone who stumbles over pebbles.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">What song?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Glitch: &#9835;&quot;You deserve each other, Braxton and youuuu...&quot;&#9835;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Don't recognize it, sorry. ^^;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">zzz...

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Eh, guess it wasn't -that- popular. (though fairly recent.)

Miron:<font color="#000000">We have orders, and while not directly against them, wasting time with someone who isn't on the list and gives us trouble is colossally irresponsible.

GM:<font color="#000000">Noms?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hmm....

Glitch:<font color="#000000">No more noms from me, but then again, I've been a bit out of it. Anyone else?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Kor was the last big one I recall

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The devil is in the details. Sometimes literally. And I'm still not leaving a kid left behind for the crime of being tight-lipped to a cop surrounded by hyper-violent jerkbag allies. &gt;|T

VAE:<font color="#000000">And I think it's the rule of notability. Like, if I can't recall something at the end of the game, it might not have been nom-worthy

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Especially if he thinks he's going to get mobbed for having Aasimar blood by complying.

Miron:<font color="#000000">That's what he claims to have done.

GM:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl - 100 - Painterdrow! Gamal - 100 XP - Edible rats! Thomas - 100 XP - Gut-feeling decision. 100 XP - Inquisitor and medic. 100 XP - Report! Tathi - 100 XP - GLITTER. 100 XP - Can we stop planning to abandon or beat a child? Swallowtail - 100 XP - The dead have names. Miron - 100 XP - Report! Grant?! - 100 XP - &quot;I know what I make, you just think you know.&quot; Malachite?! - 100 XP - Tormenting Kor.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">anything from comba?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Painter man.. painter man.. who wanna bee a painter man..

* VAE whistles

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">No Tomi nom for collecting dog-tags? :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">ohh!

VAE:<font color="#000000">YES

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh well I don't track her XP anyways. *bricked*

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nomming her forthat

GM:<font color="#000000">Tomiko - 100 XP - Honoring the Dead.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I forgot that she actually did it and handed over.

* VAE ... ass headed tonight

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I don't track Grant's, either, so it evens out. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">heh

VAE:<font color="#000000">I made notches for noms on non-track NPCs in my game

GM:<font color="#000000">Saving campaign...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I might consider it in the cataclysmic event she ever actually became an alt-class PC.

VAE:<font color="#000000">if a lot of them came around, i'd have bumped their HP up

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But until then, ehn, she has Tom's XP.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahhaah

* Dr. Hatari handwaves. =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">wait

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Campaign saved!

VAE:<font color="#000000">se's the same level as tom?

VAE:<font color="#000000">=0.0=

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">She's the exact same level as Tom.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And yes.

VAE:<font color="#000000">bu bu bububub

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">As level 10 she does what she does and has 124 hp.

VAE:<font color="#000000">she bork'd

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">d12 classes with Toughness and 20 con.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hehehe

VAE:<font color="#000000">Drinking contest - she, Anise and Miron

Gamal-Junayd whispers: avoiding combat xp for now?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Server can go down at your leisure, Ghost. Good game, all, if a bit slow starting and distracted. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Heh, that's one of the disadvantages of Braxton.. they seem to be less happy about C2H5OH

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh.. yes, any combat XP?

You whisper to Railock: Yes.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">oh hey look a bed

VAE:<font color="#000000">I think that'll get handled in bulk

<font color="#0000ff"><i>Ghostwish is disconnected.

</i> <i>You have disconnected.

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