Session 128

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Liatai:Heyo, heyo!

Liatai:Check out the world map, if you like. :3

VAE:oo!

Liatai:Oh -- shoot, Magic wants to audience.

VAE:YESSSS

Liatai:Which one is the yessss? x3

VAE:all of it

VAE:<font color="#000000">the random facts in the descriptioons

Glitch:<font color="#000000">holy shit bluedots everywhere :U

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's the stuff that makes me soo soo happy

Glitch:<font color="#000000">so much to read *_*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">but, uh. Danman.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Magic would like to watch.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">And you just loaded the campaign file. ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well, he wasn't answering for quite the time

Glitch:<font color="#000000">that's because he was busy talking about something else somewhere else. I had to poke him. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">fine, bringing this down and restarting

VAE:<font color="#000000">well, I don't care why it was - it sort of went over what I reasonably expected as answer time

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</i>Magic:<font color="#000000">Tentative. Might get killed, but now or never

Magic:<font color="#000000">Go for it


 * Railock skewers magic

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Mmkay. :3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Activate... THE MAPPAGE!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Enjoy exploring the world map, or levelling if you haven't done that yet. :3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oh -shit- I knew I was forgetting something!

RAM:<font color="#990000">Imma go get noms before game. Back in a few!

Tokens dropped onto map 'Yoriver - Bee and Flower'Tokens dropped onto map 'Yoriver - Bee and Flower'Railock:<font color="#000000">liatai. dropped the new tokens on the tavern map for you to look over if you want

Tokens dropped onto map 'Yoriver - Bee and Flower'Liatai:<font color="#000000">They seem fine to me. :3

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 4 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+12+FLOOR(Strength/2-5)+AMod = 4 + 12 + FLOOR(20 / 2 - 5) + 0 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 1d8+8d6+FLOOR(Strength/2-5)+DMod = Dam = (7 + 28 + FLOOR(20 / 2 - 5) + 0) = 40&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Railock:<font color="#000000">oh, there goes tathi. should I kill her just for fun? :p

You whisper to Railock: So Byrne's a beguiler, then? I forgot which class he was for a moment. x3

Railock whispers: yes, beguiler

Railock whispers: also, tathi's noble right? isn't tom also from a noble familiy?

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">fisticuffs is the place with a temple of Kord

You whisper to Railock: Yep! And Maelgwyn or Byrne might recognize the name -- Alexander Lazarus is a knight, and one of the strongest warblades/Iron Heart adepts in the current world. I'd imagine his sister has her own brand of infamy, too.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And I like how Thrifton is near Filcher's Vit and Filcher's Arm


 * Glitch notices Jones' Mortar.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">DAMN YOU JOOOOONES! *shakeyfist*

Railock whispers: Maelgwyn has know nobility/royalty with 5 ranks. +5 total mod. Bryne has Know Local 14 ranks +16 total mod. what would I know :P


 * Glitch makes a note to have Gnogglebolt build a time machine to go back and get rid of Jones. &gt;:U

VAE:<font color="#000000">Why?

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean, what the fuck

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I was thinking of planting Fort Gaerlun in that area. xP

VAE:<font color="#000000">why the fuck is Tasher on the map

VAE:<font color="#000000">and what's with the four parts


 * Railock glares at liatai for no map expansion south. Now I have no clue where I come from! ::runs around with hands in the air::

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Town; Anywhere. &quot;They say that if you board a carriage at the stroke of midnight, you end up here eventually.&quot;


 * Glitch rofls, +1 for Lia. xD

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

VAE:<font color="#000000">bast Lia

VAE:<font color="#000000">you can hardly imagine just how happy all this makes me

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also

VAE:<font color="#000000">Do the citizens of portridge refer to themselves &quot;Yah, I'm a Portridge partridge?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">eh, questionmark should have been outside

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sorry, Rail! XD Saving Aldusian expansion for when I redraw the map a bit and get Saph involved. For now just make s*** up. :B

Railock:<font color="#000000">I will call every town..BOB town.

Railock whispers: Maelgwyn has know nobility/royalty with 5 ranks. +5 total mod. Bryne has Know Local 14 ranks +16 total mod. what would I know about the party and their exploits? :P

Magic:<font color="#000000">(HOMMVI.. don't recognize the other token. )

Magic:<font color="#000000">(You can't name a planet bob! *brick'd*)

VAE:<font color="#000000">Why do I suspect Rhy is a regular in Applegrounds ? x3

You whisper to Railock: You'd definitely know about their heroism in Yoriver. You'd likely also know about the nobles in the party and about the Lazaruses -- how much you know about Tathi depends on your Knowledge roll. Bryne would likely know more. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">*snrk!* x3

Railock whispers: shall I roll them now and just get it over with?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Possibly, possibly. And also I completely missed that Thrifton was smack in the middle of the Filchers. XD

You whisper to Railock: If you like! :3

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth whispers: (Know (Nobility and Royalty) Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+FLOOR(Intelligence/2-5)+5 = 3 + FLOOR(11 / 2 - 5) + 5 = 8&#160;&#187;)

Bryne ap Emyr whispers: (Knowledge (Local) Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+FLOOR(Intelligence/2-5)+14 = 20 + FLOOR(15 / 2 - 5) + 14 = 36&#160;&#187;)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I know Tasher's on the map. Fixing it later.

Railock whispers: what a time for a nat 20...

You whisper to Railock: Oh yeah Bryne would know about the Lazaruses, about the Eyllisaearsitheks, about the party's more famous exploits (Blackwood/Castle Osyluth, Yoriver, Resca, a few Castleton things...)

Railock whispers: so Bryne knows more about the party than I actually do! heh

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean, I should be levelling Miron up, but I'm just going over the map and squeeing

Magic:<font color="#000000">Does look nice.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">We've got time, go ahead. x3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Magic - I just added... something like 60 towns a few days ago. :B This is the players' first look at the newly-populated map.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Just about all the smaller blue dots are new.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I love the history of Beardley 's name

VAE:<font color="#000000">Oh bast.

Magic:<font color="#000000">Why do I have a feeling a good stretch of forest next to Applegrounds is an apple tree farm of epic proportions?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Quite likely! x3

Magic:<font color="#000000">All of the apples. All of them.

RAM:<font color="#990000">BOO!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">They likely have something of a friendly rivalry with Blackwood and its many many walnut trees. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">The town of Petri sits on a river delta, and as such, fish and a whole range of other water-borne resources are a part of their fare. When a Kellon archivist visited the town, he was offered a local delicacy - pastry filled with coloured fruit jelly. The man took a bite, and surprisedly exclaimed. &quot;There's agar jelly in a Petri dish!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yes, I'm awful

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD!

VAE:<font color="#000000">I made a pun story

<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

</i>Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hallo hallo, welcome welcome.

Meany:<font color="#000000">Just a bit; I have a quick fetch quest in Skyrim to tackle.

VAE:<font color="#000000">also, the desctiption of fisticuffs is perfect

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Pull up a seat, explore the worldmap if you like, level up. :3

Meany:<font color="#000000">Rassafrassing embershard wine.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">VAE - Well what else could you expect from a town called Fisticuffs? XP

Tokens dropped onto map 'Yoriver - Bee and Flower'Liatai:<font color="#000000">Did you find Iovan's Beard yet?

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

VAE:<font color="#000000">near redridge mountains

Liatai:<font color="#000000">What about Silverslide Pass? :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">hhahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">dragon-induced erosion

Magic:<font color="#000000">Fisticuffs: &quot;Going to town&quot;, the Kord way.

VAE:<font color="#000000">also, I see you used Quincy's Pass and Quincy's Noose pretty much just as I thougth they'd be when I made them up

Glitch:<font color="#000000">level 11 HP for Gnogglebolt.... gonna roll. Feel lucky. &#171; &#160;1d6 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">wheeeee.

Magic:<font color="#000000">Grats.

VAE:<font color="#000000">heh

RAM:<font color="#990000">...Gnoggle is only level 11?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Enforced method acting. Miron is beaming with happiness after being praised by Gradia, and after seeing map, so am I

Glitch:<font color="#000000">will just take half for level 12, no need to push luck. 3 hp.

RAM:<font color="#990000">...Or was he only level 10 throughout Yoriver?

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ram; since you've forgotten, Gnogglebolt and Vonain were only level 10 throughout yoriver. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">because tech fails


 * RAM thought everyone was at least 11.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Lia's bumped us up to 12 with everyone else.

VAE:<font color="#000000">he should have been

Magic:<font color="#000000">Problem arises: party wants to visit ALL the places like wide eyed tourists. xP

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tech's XP fled after the fortress

VAE:<font color="#000000">haha

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;Before I went for naps, the world used to be so much smaller&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I wish they would, after that trucktrain was invented nobody wants to stop to sightsee. XP *brick'd*

Tokens dropped onto map 'Yoriver - Bee and Flower'VAE:<font color="#000000">I wonder if there's a name dispute betwen Perkham and Hamperk

Railock:<font color="#000000">liatai. solution. random bolt of lightnign strikes gnoggle while he's prepping the trucktrain. slays him dead on the spot, and disables the train.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Probably. x3

RAM:<font color="#990000">I like the trucktrain, it helps keep us from faffing about at random village x.

VAE:<font color="#000000">As well as the permanent nagging that &quot;The other lot have it backwards&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">And then again at random village Y.

VAE:<font color="#000000">but random villages are so awesome

RAM:<font color="#990000">And once more at random village Z.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes, VAE. Yes. XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">but random villages are so awesome

VAE:<font color="#000000">but random villages are so awesome

VAE:<font color="#000000">but random villages are so awesome

Liatai:<font color="#000000">SPAM

Railock:<font color="#000000">RAM. that's what the DM would enjoy

VAE:<font color="#000000">SPAM

VAE:<font color="#000000">AND EGGS

VAE:<font color="#000000">AND SPAM

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh damn. Liatai. I kept forgetting to check with you.

Railock:<font color="#000000">green eggs and spam!

Railock:<font color="#000000">also ram. talking to people at villages often means...sideplots!

Magic:<font color="#000000">RAM: You realize, this problem is going to be worse with Glitch's game because instead of villages we'll have entire star systems.

Magic:<font color="#000000">xP

Railock:<font color="#000000">nah magic you can always warp past or stay o your ship

Glitch:<font color="#000000">in WoWRPG, there was a series of tech-feats that I'm sure you recall, the &quot;knack&quot; feats, that raise TL for the category of devices by 2 (as well as usually grant +2 bonus to craft and UTD checks regarding them)

RAM:<font color="#990000">I wouldn't mind it if we didn't keep running into situations where almost everyone is ready, and a player or two just keeps going on.

RAM:<font color="#990000">And on.

RAM:<font color="#990000">And on...

VAE:<font color="#000000">so what

Liatai:<font color="#000000">That's when the people who are waiting either start roleplaying with others...? :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Chitchat, play cards, whatever.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">they are Firearms Knack, Vehicle Knack, Small Device Knack, and Siege Weapons Knack. Back in the earlier edition of WoWRPG, these same feats were called &quot;build&quot; feats (they had essentially the same effect), and there was also a feat &quot;Consummate Machinist&quot; in Magic &amp; mayhem that raised your entire TL by another 2, but had all four of those feats as prereqs. What I kept forgetting to check with you.

VAE:<font color="#000000">okay, and now that I have seen all, let's level up

Railock whispers: oh there is one token property that would help out a bit. Base Attack Bonus. could you change that to Base_Attack_Bonus ? the spaces means it can't be used

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Can I replace &quot;Siege Engines Knack&quot; with a custom &quot;Automaton Knack&quot; that also replaces it as a prereq for Consummate Machinist?

You whisper to Railock: Can you use BAB instead?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'm pretty sure I've answered this already. Yes.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh, okay. Don't recall. Thankyas.

Railock whispers: not unless the main name is BAB. macros don't recognize the shortened name, that's only for displaying on map. I tried

VAE:<font color="#000000">Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #7: Q: What happened then? A: He told me, he says, &quot;I have to kill you because you can identify me.&quot; Q: Did he kill you? A: No.

Railock whispers: or I could just use hte immunities slot and you'll wonder why I havea number there :P

You whisper to Railock: Aw.

You whisper to Railock: XP Go ahead if you want. Or the Experience slot, if you're keeping track of that on your sheet -- that doesn't show up on mouseover.

Railock whispers: experience has spaces. macros can only use properties with no spaces :P

You whisper to Railock: Oh what the...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Okay, folks, quick question.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Do you have your money and XP saved on your character sheets?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'm gonna futz around a bit with token properties.

Railock:<font color="#000000">I save it there and on my mythweavers

Glitch:<font color="#000000">uh.. ack!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">No! I don't!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Better do it quick.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Lemme know when you're done.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">kay

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Is that &quot;kay I'm done&quot; or &quot;kay I'm working on it?&quot;

Railock whispers: it's fine, I was using macro magic to make it work and only confuse people who mouse over my tokens why I have immunities to numbers :P

Glitch:<font color="#000000">blah, &quot;Kay I'm working on it&quot;

You whisper to Railock: Nah, it's all right, there's no reason for them to have spaces.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I'm not -that- fast...

VAE:<font color="#000000">hm

VAE:<font color="#000000">where to add the gained point

Magic:<font color="#000000">Wonder if some townsfolk in Silverslide Pass comb the mountains for stray pieces of silver dragon scale.

VAE:<font color="#000000">if Dex, it'd add him a +1 to ranged touches

VAE:<font color="#000000">because he's at 11

VAE:<font color="#000000">or should I do wis?

VAE:<font color="#000000">but then, wis is even

VAE:<font color="#000000">so it won't change much

Railock:<font color="#000000">he's to stubborn to get wiser

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh yeah, and Gnogglebolt and Vonain are simply at whatever EXP is needed to get to level 12 flat? (both of them, no longer any EXP discrepancy?)

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Okay, now I'm done.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Also, yep to Magic. :B

You whisper to Railock: Okay, XP and the money slots should be macro useable for you. :B

Magic:<font color="#000000">&quot;New faffing about session: combing the mountain near Silverslide for dragonscale to sell for dosh&quot;

Magic:<font color="#000000">xP

Tokens dropped onto map 'Yoriver - Bee and Flower' Railock whispers: liatai didn't doa thing. did you forget to update before leaving?

VAE:<font color="#000000">hnn

You whisper to Railock: Oops, I did.

You whisper to Railock: Okay, try now.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">So yeah, think about what route you guys might want to take into the mountains. :3

Railock whispers: thanks

Railock whispers: I use a hidden modifier to convet experience to a variable named BAB, so people wont wonder why my macro is addind experience to my attack rolls

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 2 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+5+FLOOR(Strength/2-5)+AMod = 2 + 5 + FLOOR(9 / 2 - 5) + 0 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 1d4+FLOOR(Strength/2-5)+DMod = Dam = (2 + FLOOR(9 / 2 - 5) + 0) = 1&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 7 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+BAB+FLOOR(Strength/2-5)+AMod = 7 + + FLOOR(9 / 2 - 5) + 0 = 7-10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 1d4+FLOOR(Strength/2-5)+DMod = Dam = (1 + FLOOR(9 / 2 - 5) + 0) = 0&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

VAE:<font color="#000000">blah

VAE:<font color="#000000">need to pick spells, but

VAE:<font color="#000000">me being me

Meany:<font color="#000000">I vote from Yoriver to Feldspar to Indalas to Waren Rock to Pauper's Mill to Monkshood Pass.

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 7 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) SMITE ATTACK! (Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;Roll+BAB+FLOOR(Charisma/2-5)+FLOOR(Strength/2-5)+AMod = 7 + 12 + FLOOR(18 / 2 - 5) + FLOOR(20 / 2 - 5) + 0 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 1d8+FLOOR(Strength/2-5)+12+DMod = Dam = (5 + FLOOR(20 / 2 - 5) + 12 + 0) = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Indalas is a bit out of the way. :. Why so?

Meany:<font color="#000000">There tend to be roads between settlements, it flushes out the world more, and going cross-country is boring.

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 13 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) SMITE ATTACK! (Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;Roll+BAB+FLOOR(Charisma/2-5)+FLOOR(Strength/2-5)+AMod = 13 + 12 + FLOOR(18 / 2 - 5) + FLOOR(20 / 2 - 5) + 0 = 34&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 1d8+FLOOR(Strength/2-5)+level+DMod = Dam = (5 + FLOOR(20 / 2 - 5) + 12 + 0) = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Lia, also, Gnogglebolt has now acquired Elven, and putting points towards another language...is it alright if I choose Aquan? Maybe say retroactively that Gnogglebolt had the foresight to check out an Aquan primer from Elwick before leaving Castleton so long ago? ^^;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sure, or he could pick one up from the traders outside Yoriver now.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Oh, I hace all my stuff on my charsheet, so feel free to futz about with tokens.

RAM:<font color="#990000">*have

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm, good point

VAE:<font color="#000000">I think I'm having Miron spend, what's it, two points? on Infernal

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Two points unless you're a bard or beguiler, I believe. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">he's had to translate stuff like thrice by now

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Or a changeling.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep, done

Railock:<font color="#000000">I think except for indalas, it's a fine path. indalas is just a bit too...off the side really

VAE:<font color="#000000">and the point goes to +dex. +1 AC and +1 ranged touch attacks works for me, unless someone has better advice

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt leveledup.

Railock:<font color="#000000">Sarendas to Lathesbury to white lake to silverslide pass would also work. but do we really want to let tathi near other elves?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Dex is fine, just make sure you're not going over your armor's max Dex bonus.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hah ,nopw

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's +1 total, and he's got studded leather under his robes

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron doesn't have heavy armour ,really.

Railock:<font color="#000000">Sarendas, Dragon's Dance, Rowan Fields, silverslide pass would be if anyones up for seeing something interesting

Glitch:<font color="#000000">....ouuch. Damn Vonain, you an unlucky fuk. Checking my records, rolled a 1 on HP rolls for the past -three levels-. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Taking half for level 11.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">X3

Railock:<font color="#000000">you still probabyl have more than tathi

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Warning, folks.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Mom just found a bag of fruit Tootsie Rolls.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Your DM is becoming sugar-high. *w*

RAM:<font color="#990000">\o/

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Danger Danger Danger!

Railock:<font color="#000000">ohgodpleasedon'thavehermakemiacherryshowup

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Okay, just for posterity's sake...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl's total profit for this adventure comes to 1553.71 GP. Miron's total profit is 6553.71&#160;GP. Tathi's total profit is 11803.71 GP, and every other Guardian gains the 18553.71 GP.

Railock:<font color="#000000">And..you said that amount is added to our new chars not old? or both?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Both.


 * Glitch notes down

RAM:<font color="#990000">\o/

Railock:<font color="#000000">may we spend that on new chars before they appear?

Railock whispers: and assuming that's total, to be split between him and cohort as I wish?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Also, in case I forget, shares from the duergar fortress alone are 9,359 GP, 3 SP, and 9 CP. And for giggles, Tomi's total profit is 11,030.81&#160;GP plus half of the value of whatever she looted with Raerarael.

You whisper to Railock: Yep.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hm, probably Heal

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep.

Railock whispers: yes to spend ahead and split?

You whisper to Railock: Yep.

Meany:<font color="#000000">Lia, I seem to have lost Sszeyl's old token, which had the more-up to date figures on gold.

Meany:<font color="#000000">Are there any copies in the campaign file?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Check the copy on Bee and Flower?

Meany:<font color="#000000">Yes, I'm transcribing them to the sheet, but haven't finished.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm, Visage of the Deity might be amusing but not entirely sure if useful

<font color="#0000ff">Dr. Hatari has connected.

</i>Meany:<font color="#000000">I deleted the old one before realizing the gold figure was out of date on the new one.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hatari

VAE:<font color="#000000">halp

Meany:<font color="#000000">Ah, one second.

Meany:<font color="#000000">I'll download an old copy of the campaign fiile.

Meany:<font color="#000000">It will be there.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Mmkay, lemme open up a new MapTool instance -- ah, that works! :D

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">nu


 * Dr. Hatari afks to do morning things.

VAE:<font color="#000000">halp!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Visage of the Deity's pretty useful, especially if you get in close. Fun fact, I was originally going to have Montclaire use it, when he was a cleric and a boss fight. :B

RAM:<font color="#990000">Hmm...

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm.

Meany:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl now has Death Mark, and versatile unarmed strike.

RAM:<font color="#990000">20k munnies to spend on new character...

Meany:<font color="#000000">Burning Blade+Death Mark+no safe DR.

Meany:<font color="#000000">Mmm.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm, given we levelled up uncharacteristically, will there be even time for spell prep? If not, it's even less of an issue

Meany:<font color="#000000">I am really digging this Desert Wind+Setting Sun+Tiger Claw combo.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">When the new day dawns, there will be -- oh SHOOT what's the date. |D;

RAM:<font color="#990000">I'm thinking a Lesser Maximize rod.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+22 = 1 + 22 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Spellcraft on Heal

VAE:<font color="#000000">wow

VAE:<font color="#000000">1 on spellcraft is an autofail when learning a spell, right?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Vonain level 12...going to give roll another chance. &#171; &#160;1d6 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

RAM:<font color="#990000">I have a pretty nice 3rd level damage spell to use it with, 1d6 damage per level.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">yaaaaaay

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You don't need Spellcraft to learn level-up spells.

VAE:<font color="#000000">you. . . don't?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Why have I been rolling for them every single level up, then

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep. The two freebies from level ups are free. No need to roll.


 * Liatai shrugs? ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">=0.0=

VAE:<font color="#000000">mind = blown

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Either way, a natural one on skill checks isn't an autofail.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Unless it would be funny.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">In which case it is always an autofail. :B *brick'd*

VAE:<font color="#000000">okay

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I like that corollary rule.

VAE:<font color="#000000">provisionally adding visage to spells known ,then

VAE:<font color="#000000">can't think of anything smerter

VAE:<font color="#000000">and heal, too

Glitch:<font color="#000000">In other news.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Vonain has 22 cha now. Naturally.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hatari, glitch, were you here for the pun story?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(petri dish? Yeah)

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hah! Burmy has 24 with items

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">29 naturally~

VAE:<font color="#000000">(+4_

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">You're a dragon, you don't count. XP


 * Dr. Hatari scrolls.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">OH

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hatari

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Why u get versatile unarmed strike =_=

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Liatai: Sszeyl's total profit for this adventure comes to 1553.71 GP. Miron's total profit is 6553.71&#160;GP. Tathi's total profit is 11803.71 GP, and every other Guardian gains the 18553.71 GP. Railock: And..you said that amount is added to our new chars not old? or both? Liatai: Both. * Glitch notes down RAM: \o/ Railock: may we spend that on new chars before they appear? Liatai: Also, in case I forget, shares from the duergar fortress alone are 9,359 GP, 3 SP, and 9 CP. And for giggles, Tomi's total profit is 11,030.81&#160;GP plus half of the value of whatever she looted with Raerarael.

Burmice:<font color="#000000">I also have 20 Int, though.

Meany:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;17293.02+1553.71 = 17293.02 + 1553.71 = 18846.73&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; GP.

Railock whispers: I upped Mael's + diplomacy item a bit. he now has a +31 mod to diplomacy

You whisper to Railock: Jeezalou! O_o

Adulian:<font color="#990000">Alright, munnies spent and new item get, Lesser Max Rod.

Meany:<font color="#000000">...That can't be right.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1771+18553 = 1771 + 18553 = 20324&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">arghh!

Meany:<font color="#000000">I put the +3 bracers of armor and +2 deflection ring back into the loot.

Railock whispers: I have like 3 synergy bonus's adding +2 each for +6 and then +6 from item. +15 in ranks, and +4 in cha bonus

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ah, right.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Then bring your share back up to the 18553.71 GP.

VAE:<font color="#000000">glorious

VAE:<font color="#000000">at some point recently

VAE:<font color="#000000">must have been between last session and now

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron's XP and gold disappeared from his token entirely

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh!

Meany:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;17293.02+18553.71 = 17293.02 + 18553.71 = 35846.73&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No, that was me.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">.... I did ask if people had them on their sheets before I changed token properties... ^^;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">One moment.

VAE:<font color="#000000">. . . wat

Railock:<font color="#000000">she did. while you were googly eyeing all the towns

VAE:<font color="#000000">and it's still in token properties

Glitch:<font color="#000000">you were there, danman.

VAE:<font color="#000000">just, empty

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Liatai: Okay, folks, quick question. Liatai: Do you have your money and XP saved on your character sheets? Liatai: I'm gonna futz around a bit with token properties. Railock: I save it there and on my mythweavers Glitch: uh.. ack! Glitch: No! I don't! Liatai: Better do it quick. Liatai: Lemme know when you're done. Glitch: kay Liatai: Is that &quot;kay I'm done&quot; or &quot;kay I'm working on it?&quot; Glitch: blah, &quot;Kay I'm working on it&quot; Glitch: I'm not -that- fast... VAE: hm VAE: where to add the gained point Magic: Wonder if some townsfolk in Silverslide Pass comb the mountains for stray pieces of silver dragon scale. VAE: if Dex, it'd add him a +1 to ranged touches VAE: because he's at 11 VAE: or should I do wis? VAE: but then, wis is even VAE: so it won't change much Railock: he's to stubborn to get wiser Glitch: Oh yeah, and Gnogglebolt and Vonain are simply at whatever EXP is needed to get to level 12 flat? (both of them, no longer any EXP discrepancy?) VAE: yep Liatai: Yep. Glitch: Okay, now I'm done.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There, look at 'em now.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Is Ghost unavailable?

VAE:<font color="#000000">good

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ghost is running a bit late from work.

Railock:<font color="#000000">he gets off at like right now

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Kay

Railock:<font color="#000000">then long drive

VAE:<font color="#000000">33800+6553

VAE:<font color="#000000">[33800+6553

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Good good, now please copy them down. Lemme know when they're done, and I'll switch the properties back.

VAE:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;33800+6553 = 33800 + 6553 = 40353&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">In the meantime, &#171; &#160;2438+18553 = 2438 + 18553 = 20991&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;138+2099 = 138 + 2099 = 2237&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">done

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... derp.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;138+1855 = 138 + 1855 = 1993&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There that makes sense.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;5342+18553 = 5342 + 18553 = 23895&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Meany:<font color="#000000">So.

Meany:<font color="#000000">Lia.

Meany:<font color="#000000">You want to talk about the Yoriver property plan in IRC to not clutter here?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sure sure.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Also, Hatari, the world map got updated with towns if you feel like poking arond and helping choose the route. :3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">*around

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Looks like this world got a case of the bluepox.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hamperk.. and Perkham? :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes. We decided the towns have constant debates over which one came first and which one had the name not-backwards. :P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Glorious.

Meany:<font color="#000000">SHADOWY ILLUMINATION

Meany:<font color="#000000">NO U

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yep

VAE:<font color="#000000">those are mine, Hatari x3


 * VAE went on a namemaking spree

Railock:<font color="#000000">ILLUMINATING SHADOWS!

RAM:<font color="#990000">Where are those ones?

VAE:<font color="#000000">proving a point that you don't need a lame generator to do that x3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Use the Map Explorer and look under Objects, if you can. :3


 * Dr. Hatari doesn't like generators, but as a last resort, they have their place.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Double-click on an item to vworp your view to its position.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I only have Players in the explorer.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... or when you're making 60+ towns in a night on a mapping spre... |D;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">*spree

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Players don't have towns on map explorer.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ah, sorry.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">They're southwest of the swamps, in the forests.

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 15 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+Mag+BAB+FLOOR(Strength/2-5)+AMod = 15 + 1 + 12 + FLOOR(20 / 2 - 5) + 0 = 33&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 1d8+8d6+Mag+FLOOR(Strength/2-5)+DMod = Dam = (8 + 28 + 1 + FLOOR(20 / 2 - 5) + 0) = 42&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Follow the river west of Castleton.

<font color="#0000ff">Ghostwish has connected.

</i>Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Holy shit I am going to have to request a pronunciation guide on that one.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Which one?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The character. :B

<font color="#0000ff">Railock is disconnected.

</i>Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh. XD

<font color="#0000ff">Railock has connected.

</i>Railock:<font color="#000000">stupid random java closure

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I've been reading it as &quot;Mail-gwin ap Guar-d-nerf.&quot; Something along those lines.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Wow.

VAE:<font color="#000000">pfft

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">That's a lot harder than Tathi's. |D;;

VAE:<font color="#000000">who nerfed the guard?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Or Gward-nerf.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Who? XD

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">Me.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Rail's new characters. They have Welsh-flavored names. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'll be calling him Melvin Gardner

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Mail-gwen ap G-ward-nerth. Just as it looks.

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">I expect many people will shorten his name to Mael or something

VAE:<font color="#000000">Melvin Gardner.

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's a localization x3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Why?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Is the other one Byrne or Bryne?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Because it vaguely resembles the name

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">Bryne

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Oh, right, we mass leveled, didn't we?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh. I just thought it was some foreign literature reference or something.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Right, level up and enjoy the world map update. :3

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">Divine Surge! (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 18 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+Mag+BAB+FLOOR(Strength/2-5)+AMod = 18 + 1 + 12 + FLOOR(20 / 2 - 5) + 0 = 36&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 1d8+8d6+Mag+FLOOR(Strength/2-5)+DMod = Dam = (5 + 25 + 1 + FLOOR(20 / 2 - 5) + 0) = 36&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">(Diplomacy Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+FLOOR(Charisma/2-5)+27 = 17 + FLOOR(18 / 2 - 5) + 27 = 48&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Random quotation mark.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">So how much XP did we effectively gain?

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">it's a java screw up. happens if theres hidden lines or if statements that never get used cause say...crit didn't happen

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The other one, Byrne ap Emyr, I read like &quot;Burn&quot; or &quot;Bairn&quot; &quot;ap Em-ear.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Enough to get you to level 12.

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000">but it's Bryne. so probably comes out close to Brine

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Aelian gets to level 10.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh darn it.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah, if it's Bryne, then it's Brine. XD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Wow greater divine surge is ridiculous.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Emil Brine.

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000">If your willing to spend a lot of con.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yeah but at that point you're two levels away from wiping all of it off with self-Heal. |D;

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( pretty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMU51bJe1es ))

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Two levels. Joy.

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000">...you are right

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">Shield Block! Maelgwyn interposes his shield in front of Thomas! They gain +10 Shield AC against the attack!


 * Thomas Lazarus feels the love.

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">Order forged from Chaos! Maelgwyn shouts out a few orders to help organize everyone! Any allies within 30 feet of him may takea free action to move up to their move speed.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I pull an Eisen and just move everyone where I want, because half of them are watching Youtube. :v&quot;

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000">... I wish. they get to pick on this one :(

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">hah

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">White Raven Tactics! Maelgwyn alerts Tomiko to an chance! Their initiative is set to 1 below Maelgwyn's, this initiatve change is permanent, and they will go on that initiative even if they have already gone this turn.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">I gets a secret. :3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">* to a chance

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000">yeah just fixed it

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RXmAm_uclc ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">mmmm vanilla tootsie rolls

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The Lazarus twins were already level 12 during the final battles. *lounge*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Copyin' some Macers to the Bee and Flower.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">we don't want no stinking macers. least not no braxton ones...anise can come and drink, falstaff would be fun to challenge...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and thomas doesn't count as much as one now that he's gonna hang out at elf ville

Meany:<font color="#000000">Poor Anise.

Meany:<font color="#000000">Even after all of this.

Meany:<font color="#000000">She is still not Goddess of the Booze.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahahahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">I like Gamal's selectivity


 * Anise Berilan raises a middle finger at Meany.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Anise and Falstaff are as much Macers as Miron and Gradia

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Miron and Gradia are jerks though

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Ghostwish. PLEASE tell me that you have yet to update your chars hp on your token and that's not your actual lvl 12 hp....

VAE:<font color="#000000">you're a jerk

VAE:<font color="#000000">they're carrying out their duty

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">they carry that duty too far.

RAM:<font color="#990000">^

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and saying you were just following orders...as bad as the nazis or KGB...

VAE:<font color="#000000">okay, that got me laughing

GM:<font color="#000000">Guys, just so you know, once the game starts, I'm going to be really pushing you guys to PLEASE take OOC arguing to IRC. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">KGB is bad how?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">didn't they put a shit ton of people in jail or gulag's for bullshit political reasons?

Meany:<font color="#000000">So do all governments.

Meany:<font color="#000000">Except the Swiss.

Meany:<font color="#000000">The Swiss political enemies tend to just... not be there any more.

VAE:<font color="#000000">KGB is the state protection authority

Meany:<font color="#000000">If you catch my meaning.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Everyone got themselves levelled? :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">The counter-espionage

Meany:<font color="#000000">I am levelled, I just am waiting for

Meany: <font color="#000000">PIZZA

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">yes meany I do. then maybethe one I was thinking about is...NKVD? if that's the right acronym

VAE:<font color="#000000">NKVD was KGB's ancestor

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Liatai. =3=

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Liatai. =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">but sort of.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">I has question.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Reafy!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Loremasters have this secret, see.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">ghost. level your damn token

VAE:<font color="#000000">if I recall right, Gulags themsevles were under GRU authority

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Lets them gain 4 skillpoints in a skill they previously had no points in..

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">... Loremasters gain 'Speak Language'. |P

VAE:<font color="#000000">Not putting my hand in a fire for it - it's just hazy memories

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'm not sure I understand your question, Ghost. :.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Okay can Tathi gain four languages? |P

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">yeah. if I made a mistake I'm sorry. was just trying to pick something I knew was russian and thought dealt with political enemies

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Two languages, unless Speak Language is a class skill for loremasters.

VAE:<font color="#000000">all of them, actually x3

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">It is.

VAE:<font color="#000000">See, that's one of the things about the soviet union

VAE:<font color="#000000">There was massive redundancy and overlap

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It's a bit crazy, but as long as you do one thing for me, you can have them.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and essentially the organisations kept stepping on each others' toes and cutting one another down to size

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">okay fine. stalinists or something! heh

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">You're not going to ask me to clean my token notes are you.. =3=


 * Dr. Hatari read as satanists.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Four languages at once is a LOT to cram in one's head. Think you can play her as not exactly being fluent yet?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Hatari: Close enough. |P

VAE:<font color="#000000">KGB and GRU are a stellar example - state counterintelligence and military intelligence with state protection duties

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Oh! Sure! :3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No problems, then. :3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Which languages are you looking at, so I know which ones to whisper you for?

VAE:<font color="#000000">That said, I do have this amusing mental image of Miron and Gradia in anime Nazi uniforms XD

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Draconic is a given. I'm open to suggestions for the other 3.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">binary

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...what the hell????

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You don't even have languages you want? One of the secrets was a free feat.. |D;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Bitch. Hexadecimal.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">My autosave of last session is missing! &gt;:O


 * Glitch opens up log on wiki instead...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Check the wiki, Glitch, it's there.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Aye.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">a free feat?! you could take improved toughness and finally breach 30 hp!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Can only take a secret once, Hatari.


 * Dr. Hatari snrk.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Fair enough.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Otherwise loremaster would be, what, 5 free feats? XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">what others are there?

VAE:<font color="#000000">but still ,a feat might be better

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Not available apparently.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">http://www.d20srd.org/srd/prestigeClasses/loremaster.htm#secret

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">secret health. take it!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But if she wants languages she can have languages. *shrug*

VAE:<font color="#000000">ohh

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Guys. Guys. Pay attention. The decision has already been made.


 * Glitch is very concerned about missing log...don't know -why- that happened...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well, what languages does she already know?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Elven, goblin, DSL, undercommon, common.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Doesn't she also speak Amayan?

Meany:<font color="#333333">I suggest the elemental languages.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">... did she? might have been lost in the tangled web crash.

Meany:<font color="#333333">Ignan, Auran, Terran.

VAE:<font color="#000000">tangled web crash?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">So, Draconic, Amayan...

VAE:<font color="#000000">but I have all sheets there

VAE:<font color="#000000">and they wrk

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I got the elemental languages covered. :U

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Every one except Aquan, and that's the one I'm working on now.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Excuse me, but having languages is never a matter of practicality.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's always just a contest. :B *bricked*

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Yeah. That gets blown by comprehend languages and tongues.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">just sayin'....

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Allright, two down.. hrmmm..

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sylvan, you're in constant contact with fey.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">OH DAMN. How'd I miss that!?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Probably because Aelian speaks it. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ursine.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">orite. XP

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">I should have her talk to Tomiko, and learn to speak constant disdain.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">&gt;:P

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I think Tathi spoke Dwarven at one point, too, but that last one is up to you.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">No, she whipped out the accent. XP

Liatai:<font color="#000000">'oh right. XD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Half of the entire Ursine language is just the letter 'G'. |D

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">But it would be fitting to pick up the languages she;'ll likely need to know as a *gasp* diplomat.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yea

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Miron had a laugh because she didn't speak real Dwarven. x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">She did piss off Miron at pretending to dwarven by an egregious accent

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Halflings have their own language, right? You know that one no one cares about?

VAE:<font color="#000000">I don't remember his exact reaction, I know Dorf was there

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ancient Kaduan?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Halflings speak Halfling.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">:B

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">THought so. Okay, done

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Tuilvilannue?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">What about Aelian?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Still leveling Tathi actually. I meant done with language selection. |P

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">appraise is never used, right?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well, I'mma make a pot of tea. :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I think we removed it from play.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Right.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It would be truly useless with how we do loot. It could only have specific fiat or situational applications.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">ohey, that's another houserule I forgot.


 * Glitch goes to add to wiki


 * VAE sigh

Meany:<font color="#333333">What's up?

VAE:<font color="#000000">being a faillynx, and exam on monday

VAE:<font color="#000000">Last one, fortunately

Meany:<font color="#333333">VAE.

Meany:<font color="#333333">VAE, listen to me.

Meany:<font color="#333333">VAE.

Meany:<b><font color="#333333">You. Are going. To pass.

</b>VAE:<font color="#000000">I hope so

GM:<font color="#000000">How's the character levelling process?

VAE:<font color="#000000">blah. it's just that I hoped we'd start earlier

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Go on without me. I'm slow. Just now bringing tathi to 12.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">probably just ghost.

VAE:<font color="#000000">meh

VAE:<font color="#000000">depending on how slow

VAE:<font color="#000000">I might whip up a Mirrors post

VAE:<font color="#000000">but

VAE:<font color="#000000">actually

VAE:<font color="#000000">fuck. We're all in a pub

GM:<font color="#000000">Have a character question in the meantime! &quot;Someone asks your character to describe her family. How does she answer?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">there's plenty to go on about

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's the sort of RP that can stretch for *hours*

GM:<font color="#000000">Yep! So once this character question's done, we'll commence the faffing. :D

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">there all dead

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;4+2+3+2+3+2+3+2+3+2+3+2 = 4 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 3 + 2 = 31&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">:D *insert enthusiastic talk for hours here about the extended family and stories and tangents...*

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi? She just points at a nearby book, in elven. 'The Eyllisaearsitheks'.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;My family were good people. They did not deserve what happened.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Dutiful and strong, if a bit distant.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Well~

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">My parents are dead.

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;My mother is as headstrong as they come, she tends to be balanced out by my more level-headed father.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Folk said I'm all after my father in demeanor, though I look more like my mother's brother.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">The Deffriders, who I consider my family, are pretty cool. A bit rough and rowdy, which is to be expected from a bunch of gangsters, but still pretty cool.


 * Dr. Hatari scrolls.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Breakfast prep and such.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;My uncle, that be. . . Common is a funny language. You folk don't even split between father's side and mother's side uncles.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Good folk! My mom does important educational and political work, and my father's a renowned architect. My sister...well, she's odd in that she's mixed up with magic, but a good person.

Adulian:<font color="#990000">My family?

Adulian:<font color="#990000">Well, they're nice enough, for Orcs at least.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">It's...little. And broken. They fight among themselves, they try to kill each other. But I like them.

Adulian:<font color="#990000">At the very least, they don't go about waylaying travelers and attacking villages.

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#333333">That means they're mine, so back off.

</b>Adulian:<font color="#990000">Well, most of them at least.

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;My family. . .well. At least mom was fine. . my two younger brothers and younger sis, too. She's a priestess somewhere these days, I think.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">I have no siblings, but my mother...was a wonderful woman. Really, there's just not much else I can say. She was always kind to everyone, yet knew how to keep a little tyke like I was from getting into too much trouble.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">My father....he is a good man. But I'll not say anything else about him.

Adulian:<font color="#990000">One of my Uncles on my Father's side tangled with a group of adventurers. Suffice to say, he's not around anymore.

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( *tugs on GM's sleeve* Need one more language good for a lady of an elven nation to know. ))

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;It tells a lot that my old man was one of my first arrests since I got my badge.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Already suggested some... Halfling, Sylvan, Tuilvilannue, Ancient Kaduan if you like old lore, elemental tongues, maybe Orcish or Dwarven...

Adulian:<font color="#990000">Then I've got a cousin who's serving in the Akellon army, believe it or not.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Celestial...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Maybe Gnome...

Adulian:<font color="#990000">Haven't talked to her in a while, but last check she was doing pretty well for herself.

Meany:<font color="#333333">Or.

Meany:<font color="#333333">OR.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Got halfling, sylvan...

Meany:<b><font color="#333333">OR.

</b>Meany:<font color="#333333">Tathi could -create her own- so that no one can steal her work and such.

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( *ALL OF THE BRICKS* ))

Iymmur'ss:<font color="#000000">I was from a litter of five. Two brothers aren't around anymore, one sis took up living in a warehouse a bit from Mistress's butcher shop, and the last brother leads a pack of ferals.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">My house family? When you get down to it, all I was to them was a meat shield and a strong arm. My real family is my friends and comrades-in-arms, and I'll fight to the death to protect them if I need to, no questions asked. And of course, there's my three brothers, and Masabel... Could count the Xun'dars as sons some days, but they've got each other's backs more than anything. |3

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Legend Lore looks so tasty... but the casting times? Bleh. Pity, Liatai and me could have fun with that.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">What about Locate Creature?

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">The casting time is to allow the DM Minkmode seconds to bullshit you something. *bricked away!*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Eh. I could buy a scroll of that.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Fun fact, I debated getting Ed Legend Lore.

Burmice:<font color="#000000">&quot;My family. Urgh.One of the things I certainly won't miss about Ezzebek At least Mother was competent. That said, her sister was the first one who recognised me for the brilliant arcanist I am.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">But then I realized he was already Mr. Exposition. :P *brick'd*

GM:<font color="#000000">Righto! Roll call! Who's here?


 * VAE brings out the rolls

VAE:<font color="#000000">salted and caraway seed'd

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">no one


 * Dr. Hatari is eating breakfast, but here.

GM:<font color="#000000">Last session on Akellon... the castle was stormed, the city was freed, and now sunset is nigh... but with cake!

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( here ))

RAM:<font color="#990000">Yar!

GM:<font color="#000000">We left off with people getting ready to head out to party... Some folks got a head start, and Tathi and Sszeyl just disappeared in a shimmer of teleportation magic shortly after clinking glasses in a toast. They'll be back later.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and cold cuts

GM:<font color="#000000">But for now, it's time to celebrate! Take it away, folks!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">present!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Right, where was I.

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Think this is the place, gentlemen. What say we crash this joint?&quot; &gt;:3 !

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Oh yes.


 * Thomas Lazarus quietly enjoys some rum cake and wine. |9

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">About to go one-on-one with that beast of a woman over there.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;As said the butcher's dog.&quot;


 * Gamal-Junayd goes and cooks more behind the bar

GM:<font color="#000000">Oh yes, and Serrierr doubtlessly notices... eyes. On every corner.

GM:<font color="#000000">The gleaming of metal... flutes. The soft grating of... bows on strings. Seems Edaric wasn't kidding.

Kor:<font color="#9900FF">*super saiyan power up scene!!!!* Guess who just got spell resistence.

GM:<font color="#000000">THE BARDS HAVE DESCENDED UPON YORIVER.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">Yaaaaay, no Paralysis.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">hahaha

Kor:<font color="#9900FF">Annnd his int is 11. Who is he smarter than now? |P

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr does take note, and mentally makes sure that the fight is kept away from the bystanders.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahah

GM:<font color="#000000">THEY'RE EVERYWHERE LOOKING FOR A STORY TO TELL. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!


 * GM is brick'd.

Iymmur'ss:<font color="#000000">Pfah. I have SR and almost 30 HP :3

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">At any rate. His every magical aura and buff is up, including the chaotic and vertigo-inducing rainbow riot of colors shimmering around his form, and his arms are whipping back and forth, but the line of the meteor hammer isn't even visible anymore--it's just the golden streak of light rapidly orbiting him and contantly changing directions.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And just so you dont' forget, the tab's on Steelsprocket tonight.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">time for anise to order nothing but tathi famnily wine

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Actually, I don't think anyone in the party has a low int score.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Thomas does

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas has 9 int. :B

Nina:<font color="#000000">Woof? *looks at the Olidammarans*

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;'sallright, Nina. Tonight we aren't on duty!&quot; *scratches the dog behind her ear*

Nina:<font color="#000000">:9

GM:<font color="#000000">The tavern is warm, inviting, and filled with conversation, music, and good smells. They cleaned up the place nicely!

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Although initially reluctant and disinterested in a skirmish.. she's sparing no expense in stoking metaphorical (and literal) inner fire. She bares teeth and drags a hand along the alley wall, collecting a handful of shattered brick and leaving four rake furrows. She looses a growl that doesn't sound like it belongs to a human, and gets lost in her primal bloodlust.

Rosanna Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Welcome welcome!&quot; :D

Kor: <font color="#9900ff">(( damnit!! how much armor did the barding provide again? ))

Christina Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;C'mon in, take a load off! The chips're free, and so's the first round and a slice of cake.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Cudgel bless! Devil wouldn't bet a sinner's soul that you'd get the place up and running this quick.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr keeps the orbiting meteor hammer up with one arm, while holds the other towards Tomiko...and makes the &quot;come get me&quot; gesture.

Kor: <font color="#9900ff">(( and.. shitaki.. how many skillpoints do they get again. maybe that was in the phb.. ))

Rosanna Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;What can we say? When there's people to be fed and entertained, parties find a way!&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">XP

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(oh yeah, in case it was missed last time hatari, we can calculate all attacks with normal attack bonus and damage, but for fluff purposes since they'

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'm an unarmed fighter. I don't take an attack penalty for nonlethal.

Rosanna Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Have a seat wherever you like, we're very informal here.&quot; |D

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed. Especially when there's such a reason for one. Or shall I say excuse? &quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(oh yeah, in case it was missed last time hatari, we can calculate all attacks with normal attack bonus and damage, but for fluff purposes since they're &quot;sparring&quot;--as much as you can with super-humans like this--whatever attack would drop either to 0 or below is not actually a fatal blow and just brings either one down to having to yield)

Rosanna Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Right you are, mister!&quot;

Kor: <font color="#9900ff">(( oh.. oh gods I totally forgot... kor uses all of tathi's skills, just with his modifiers. he just BLEW thomas's mind out of the water... ))

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(so no even unconcious result from the fight)

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(however it goes. :B But anyway. Will Tomiko make the first move?)

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's why they made me an inquisitor, miss!&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">The bards are creeping closer, pens and paper at the ready...

VAE:<font color="#000000">HAHAHAHAH

VAE:<font color="#000000">Okay lia, that got me

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I roll notice to spot and collect bards. It's a hobby of mine from Skyrim.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Spot: &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Listen: &#171;  &#160;1d20+1 = 10 + 1 = 11&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;


 * Tomiko Lazarus bricked.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahah

VAE:<font color="#000000">I just imagine Tomi with glowing eyes

VAE:<font color="#000000">collecting a bar

VAE:<font color="#000000">*bard

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No, bar works too. :B


 * Liatai is brick'd.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Why does World's End Dancehall feel like a theme here?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">...Is Tomiko stopping there?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">VAE, feel free to move Miron and Igor to whatever seat you want the Macers to occupy.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She approaches down the way deliberately, but that's it, yes.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Come in, folks! Nobody's paying ya for holding up the wall!&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I feel as though we missed a classic starting point with no init rolls. Oh well.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(only two-person fight, so init is only a matter of who takes the first move, and Serrierr effectively &quot;delayed&quot;) Well. As Serrierr notices Tomiko approaching slowly, and only just reaching the inside of his space without dropping her guard...he makes his own move.

Nina:<font color="#000000">Nina curls up near Igor's legs

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">But.. 'the wheel of fate is turning'! *bricked*

Nina:<font color="#000000">This place's warm! :2

Rosanna Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;What can I get for ya?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">fwwwp-BAM! The meteor hammer shoots out in a thunderous blow at Tomiko! &#171; &#160;1d20+24 = 2 + 24 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She raises the back of her left hand to block. &#171; &#160;1d20+23+2 = 16 + 23 + 2 = 41&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It's like striking a tank. She doesn't even buckle.

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Start with whatever you've got that'd lengthen a dwarf's beard.&quot; *w*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;First things first, a round of Bazdal's Black Stout for everyone, to wash our throats out.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">The meteor hammer snaps back...before whipping out again, from another direction, and -much- more powerful than before! (second of full attack, Power Attack -5) &#171; &#160;1d20+14+5-5 = 1 + 14 + 5 - 5 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Lyle Petersen:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just to be sure, this is a smoking establishment, yes?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">...whiiich goes widew.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">*wide.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It destroys some poor mans window.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">No matter, final attack! &#171; &#160;1d20+9+5 = 18 + 9 + 5 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Where did you see a tavern without smoke, Lyle?&quot;

Rosanna Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yep, light up if you wanna.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Might as well have a brothel without beds.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She's fast, but she isn't fast enough to react to attacks like that. The last swing hits her -- and apparently she isn't naturally made of steel, or anything. Without concentration, she's injured like a regular mortal.

VAE:<font color="#000000">See. Beds are not quite why you go there, but they're definitely expected and warranted x3

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Damage! &#171; &#160;2d6+11 = 7 + 11 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; (Discounting holy damage)

Kor whispers: *pokes* Do you have what feats you gave Aelian, for levels?


 * Lyle Petersen chuckles raspily, pulling out a cigarette. &quot;There was one place in... Lorellon, I believe? The owner was a health nut.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;182-18 = 182 - 18 = 164&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">but...I'm pretty sure there are beds in this place. or at least secluded rooms. upstairs

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He also takes one step back as the meteor hammer returns to orbiting. (endturn)

You whisper to Ghostwish: The Precise Shot tree, most likely. Maybe some Weapon Finesse.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">oh my gosh.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">My mom's trying to get me sugar-high.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">She made whoopie pies.

Kor:<font color="#9900FF">GO LIAMOM GO

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">This is not a bad thing.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so if we see miacherry appear on the map, we know she's succeeded

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hah.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Might as well just say Lorellon.That place's a madhouse&quot;

Kor: <font color="#9900ff">(( okay that was a lot funnier than I meant with kor yelling it. XP ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">She made what

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I hate those damn things. =w=;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'm sure you do as a baker. ^^;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Biased because they take so much time.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So much time.

</i>Glitch:<font color="#000000">...what the heck is &quot;whoopie pie&quot;?

VAE:<font color="#000000">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whoopie_pie

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Chocolate cookies in a sandwich, with creamy filling between them.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">ooooooooooh that looks yummeh :O

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Basically two cake &quot;sandwhiches&quot; with filling.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">yummeh 8O

Meany:<font color="#333333">It's the same premise as an oreo cookie.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(anyway, tis Tomiko's turn now)

Meany:<font color="#333333">But bigger. And less crunchy.

Rosanna Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Black Stout and a dwarf-strength brew! I'll grab your complementary chips on the way. Care for a slice of cake, too, or anything else?&quot;

Rosanna Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;We've got pound cake, and some of our famous rum cake still, and a light menu.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#333333">Just for the sake of me doing things.

Meany:<font color="#333333">Tathi/Keri/Sszeyl aren't showing up until Ghost is finished levelling, si?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Rum cake, you say? Something that's got rum can't be bad, what do you say, Anise?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Right.

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Rum, and cake. I'm sold.&quot;

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;Mmhm. It's not bad. I think we had one for Commander's birthday.&quot;

Rosanna Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Comin' right up!&quot; And off she goes!

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">World's end dancehall indeed. There's always been one real Tomi character inspiration and berserk fightan' theme; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMqUdmug94g

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She stoops, digs fingers into the pavement, and launches forward low and fast. Tumble: &#171; &#160;1d20+19 = 14 + 19 = 33&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">aaand that avoids AoO, doesn't it?

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Quite so.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">dem.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She exits her roll and stands her full height, making a simple swinging grab at Serrierr's leg. Touch: &#171; &#160;1d20+23+2+1 = 6 + 23 + 2 + 1 = 32&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She tugs downward, threatening your balance, and you get a sudden understanding of exactly how strong she really is. Grapple: &#171; &#160;1d20+34 = 11 + 34 = 45&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr pulls mightily back! Opposed grapple: &#171; &#160;1d20+23 = 3 + 23 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; (damn, I -have- to roll a 20...)

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She throws you against the ground with enough force to damage the road. Damage: &#171; &#160;3d6+10+1d6 = 11 + 10 + 3 = 24&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Down he goes! (how the blood-soaked protestant hell did Tomi get her grapple that high, again?)

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;So, let's start from the Aasimars. How was it that you ended up 'round here, brother? Been itching to hear it ever since down there.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*nods at Fallstaff*

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(I mean, I wasn't even really expecting Serrierr to win, but...seriously! )


 * Tomiko Lazarus offers a wolfish grin, now that she has the upper hand. Her teeth look sharper when she's like this... &quot;If you've got some dirty tricks.. you'll probably want to start resorting to them.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Good question. I'll be happy to elaborate. ))

Meany:<font color="#333333">&quot;My, you've got a real bounce to your chest!&quot; &quot;Wat.&quot; &quot;MOUNTAIN HAMMER&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr grunts as he's slammed straight down into the ground, and he looks back up, his marble-black eyes filled with battle-excitment. Well..in the interest of fair sport, he wasn't going to pull this one, but. If Tomiko insists.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ack, sacred canine duty.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Spiderweb-cracks start spreading across his body, as if he were a china sculpture...

Tomiko Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Tomi has 12 BaB. Right now, Tomi has a +9 strength mod. Tomi has +4 improved grapple. Tomi has a belt of permanent Enlarge Person, aesthetically customized to make her not actually look larger, +4. Tomi is a level 5 Bear Totem Barbarian in a rage, +4. She's also hasted, +1. ))

Meany:<font color="#333333">I think my great grandpa is listening to a bluegrass version 'Somebody I used to Know'.

Meany:<font color="#333333">Help me.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(I see.)

Tomiko Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( And that's why she has +34 grapple. None of which has anything to to with a warblade by the way. ))

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">And he fractures into a hundred small shards of golden light.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Now, it doesn't actually explicitly say that anything changes fighting-wise when he uses this form (he does not explicitly gain the &quot;Swarm&quot; template for instance, and can still be attacked normally), but, for some realism's sake. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that you can't really hold on to a hundred flying shards. :B

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Granted.


 * Tomiko Lazarus recoils a little as her quarry explodes.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">The swirling tornado of lightshards flies straight up, just out of Tomiko's reach (though again, nothing says AoOs and normal melee attacks don't still apply), and flies behind her to set down back on the street. (One move action, as shardforming was a standard action)

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Many try to grasp light in their hands...few succeed...&quot; His voice, now strangely echo-y and ting-y, sounds out across the street.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(endturn, after AoO)

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I was wondering if you were gonna try flying away..&quot; She smirks while glaring over her shoulder.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(not taking AoO? Alright...)

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh. Sure! She grabs one reflexively and chokes the shit out of it. &#171; &#160;1d20+23+2+1 = 12 + 23 + 2 + 1 = 38&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;3d6+10+1d6 = 14 + 10 + 2 = 26&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Just a normal unarmed strike, yes? (if so, yeah, that does hit) Tomiko's fist manages to crash through several shards!

Tomiko Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Yep. ))

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;104-26 = 104 - 26 = 78&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The mental image of Tomi choking a crystal shard nonchalantly should not make me chuckle so.

Tomiko Lazarus:<b><font color="#FF0000">THIS IS FOR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS! EVERY YEAR! YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!

</b></i>* Tomiko Lazarus bricked.


 * Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather reaches to the side a bit and scratches Nina's shoulders fondly. &quot;Long story short, through the actions of a few colleagues who couldn't take a joke, friend.&quot; |3

Nina:<font color="#000000">Nina stretches her neck towards him, and begins to lick his wrist

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh? Where was it, and what joke?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;See, we used to be quite the prankster branch over at the rock, right Igor?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Always good to hear these things.&quot;

Rosanna Baker:<font color="#000000">Round one is delivered, with a few meat scraps for Nina added. Chips -- the thick kind -- and cake are also passed around.

Meany:<font color="#333333">Ghost: Leveling progress? :o

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">*smiles* &quot;True. Allie and Nathan kept it up after you left.&quot;

Nina:<font color="#000000">:9

Kor: <font color="#9900ff">(( kinda choking on tavia now.. ranger animal companions are -confusing- ))


 * Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather laughs. &quot;Jones', maybe, but not old Waren Rock. Some people took a little umbrage at things being borrowed without permission.&quot;

Nina:<font color="#000000">Nina proceeds to a frontal assault on the scraps, slapping Falstaff's leg with her tail in the process&quot; *Wag wag wag*

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You know..&quot; Her own voice is louder, and has a strangely intense reverb, even while speaking 'calmly'. &quot;'At first, I had taken it upon myself to get this over with as quickly as possible, since I was in no mood for it. But I think that would be rather an anti-climax, now..'&quot; She backs away a few steps, smirking. Through a sudden combination of hasted speed, incredible jumps, and expert climbing.. she makes short work of leaving the alley. Vertically. Smashed brick and mortar rain down in her wake as her far-too-massive for her volume form destroys handholds and crushes building below her boots.

GM:<font color="#000000">The sounds of scratching pens is lost in the sounds of the battle -- The bards go D: !

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(er, he's not up high, I said he set back down on the street. ^^; )

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(The cloud of lightshards is back at ground level)

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh, I know.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">oh okay.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She's taking it to the roofs.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Borrowing? What did you 'borrow' for that sort of thing? Spellbook, wife, badge or a chair from under someone snoozing on duty?&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">... and a few of them start to play instruments and mutter spells to themselves.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(So, Tomiko jumped up to a roof, now?)


 * Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather shrugs. &quot;Three out of four, plus a wallet, a few things out of the archives, one sock... With every intention to return them, of course.&quot; |3c

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Indeed.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Done.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Serrierr is left to ponder his own course of action as his opponent &quot;flees&quot;.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;But right you are. Warren Rock was a bit glum, when I was there in '55, I think, there was this big robbery in their school's vault. I guess it's the weather - spend a few mornings with your robe first soaked and then freezing to your back and you'll end up a grumpy old arse, too.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... Wait a minute, Ghostwish.

Meany:<font color="#333333">Just going to do another fetch quest real quick- But wait.

Meany:<font color="#333333">Liatai speaks.


 * Meany sits and listens.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Aelian, for animal companion purposes, is moving from effective druid level 4 (ranger level 8) to effective druid level 5 (level 10).

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Well. Might as well start trying to even the playing field a little...the cloud of lightshards takes to the air and rushes at Tomiko! When the cloud reaches her, they lash out on a shard-attack! &#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 15 + 18 = 33&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; lightshard strike! Also...he actually seems to be aiming for her waist...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There's no change in his animal companion until he reaches level 12.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Tavia stays the same.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">yeah, but I've been looking at her token, and nothing makes any sense. I gave up. She never enters combat anyway.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And three out of four? I'm guessing spellbook's out, since you don't make much of a mage!&quot; *grins, then takes a swig of ale*

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">I'll have to redo it later from the ground up.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Although it was unstated, I'll assume Tomi used Sudden Leap to wall-jump and thus didn't recover her maneuvers yet. She doesn't parry, and that strikes her.


 * Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather laughs!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">She takes &#171; &#160;2d6+10 = 6 + 10 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage! And also...that enchanted belt of yours?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Lemme know when you're ready to reenter, Ghost. :3

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;164-16 = 164 - 16 = 148&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Do I need to make rolls of any kind?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Greater Dispel Magic. Caster check: &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 18 + 12 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Meany:<font color="#333333">Spells?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">...aaand I assume the magic belt's caster level is not above 30.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well that definitely beats the caster level of the whatever!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">HP?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(endturn)

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I don't have many dirty tricks, but I do have a few...&quot; The cloud of lightshards says as Tomiko feels the power of her belt fade.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">I never roll HP unless forced to..\

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Oh yeah. &#171; &#160;1d4 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Belt suppressed for 3 rounds.


 * Tomiko Lazarus wobbles off-balance for a moment as her mass radically changes. &quot;Buah!&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Then I guess you're ready whenever you think you're ready. Just lemme know and I'll have Keri teleport you guys back in, shockingly purple hair and all. x3

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You screwed up all of my numbers! Grrrr maths! *bricked*

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">You asked me for dirty tricks! |D

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Might as well. I have to level 4 characters and update 4 tokens. The status of ready is: never.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Now you have to waste time going through your numbers while I attack again! Mwahahahaha! xP

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(not really xP)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Meany, lemme know when you're back, too. :3

Meany:<font color="#333333">I've been back.

Meany:<font color="#333333">Never went to do the quest because stuff happened.

Tokens dropped onto map 'Yoriver - Bee and Flower'Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;'Hrmph. The sword doesn't make the warrior. You'll see how much I needed that..'&quot; She suddenly lashes out with a punch at the core of the shard cloud, her fist trailing some mysterious red energies, like a scarlet comet. She proves that she isn't all strength, either, by immediately withdrawing her reach and blurring into a round-house sweeping kick. As if all that motion weren't enough, she darts back into a series of backflips and lands with a crash at the roof ledge! ((Throwing a Stone Bones strike at -5 to hit for Stone Power, augmented with Snap Kick feat. Then move action to tumble away 30 feet in Haste. Punch: &#171; &#160;1d20+23+2+1-2 = 14 + 23 + 2 + 1 - 2 = 38&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d6+9+1d6 = 2 + 9 + 1 = 12&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; damage. If the strike connects, Tomi gains DR 5/Adamantine for 1 round. She gains 10 temporary HP for 1 round regardless from the Stone Power penalty. Snap kick: &#171; &#160;1d20+19+2+1-2 = 3 + 19 + 2 + 1 - 2 = 23&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d6+2+1d6 = 5 + 2 + 6 = 13&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Tumble: &#171;  &#160;1d20+20 = 19 + 20 = 39&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">The punch connects, but the snap-kick misses.

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">Those who aren't completely blitzed yet in the tavern, and who happen to be looking out the window, might notice a somewhat burnished gold orb of light flitting around the outside of the tavern for a moment, and sneaking under the door a moment as well before winking out of existence.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;78-12 = 78 - 12 = 66&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I derpily forgot to take -5 hit on both of those attacks from stone power.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I assume it changes nothing though.

GM:<font color="#000000">The bards beneath the Tomi and Serrierr fight scurry around, trying to get the best view.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">oh, well....the punch still hit, and the kick still missed.


 * You roll to yourself: 1d100 =&gt; 30Glitch:<font color="#000000">(...by the way, Lia. is it alright if I just draw a few hollow boxes to the south of the map to represent some buildings, so we can move our tokens over there without leaping 'through' the temple? xP

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sure. :P

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I CRASH THE PARTY. *KABOOM*

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">..Oh wait I weigh 162lbs again. I MILDLY THUD THE PARTY ROOF.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(Moving my token over to one of the buildings. You are ten right, 35 up from mine.

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">Less than a minute after it winks out, there's a POOF and a cloud of brass-colored smoke that quickly dissipates, leaving a drow, an elf, and a &quot;human&quot; with shockingly violet hair standing where it was. The human brushes off his coat shoulder. &quot;See? Easy.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Meh I choose there.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Deliberately to let the bards watch. *bricked*

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(fair enough) &quot;Oh, undoubtably.&quot; Serrierr says...as the shards star fitting themselves back together like a jigsaw puzzle, until...

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">The less-alien humanoid angel form stands on the roof, as he winds up his meteor hammer again and spreads his wings to fly after Tomiko.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi looks over with a flat look. &quot;You had to go with that hair color, didn't you?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">To where he hovers at roof-height in front of her. (endturn)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">MEANWHILE..

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Omf num.. :9

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(Oh, another question. What precicely is providing Tomiko's Haste effect?)

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Boots of Speed, vanilla.

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you can be anything, why choose to be ordinary?&quot; The dragon grins. XP

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Anyways. . borrowing stuff reminds me ... See, down in the Rock, Lazar and I had a bit of a thing going on. . . see, I'm not fond of dogs and Nina could be his Arrow's pup. See, there was this time where this arrow of his made off with a bunch of bones Egon was working with, yet again, and of course, Lazar didn't give two shits about it. Well. . see, he had this habit of putting his feet up on his desk when he was reading something. So, I boiled up some good strong glue, and wiped it just on the backs of his boots, where he wouldn't see or step on it. Now, he went through his thing, and as he was sitting there, looking through the ledgers, Egon animated a ham bone, and send it walking past Arrow's nose, and up to the commander's office. And a while later, you could hear old Savelly Oakes yelling Madison! Get that damn beast out of my office NOW!&quot;''' What can I say. . . the desk tried to walk off with him when he did, dropped off his chair, and was there, legs up, trying to take his damn boots off. &quot;Fuck shit.. I mean I'll get to it commander when the fucking desk lets me go!&quot; &quot;

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( brb, bio ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;We should hurry. Tim can't be expected to hold off hungry predators forever.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;So you don't look like an overgrown pixie, you attention whore.&quot; She says, tossing her hair.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Needless to say, he got the hint, and &quot;when the desk lets me go&quot; was what everyone said whenever they couldn't be arsed to jump to something.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( ...Oh you ended turn. *bricked* ))

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(yeah, I did. :B )

Gamal-Junayd whispers: sorry for not doing much, trying to work on a project at same time.

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;... could have given me a warning about the weather, though! Brr.&quot; With a flick of the wrist, a winter cloak is whipped out of his pocket and drawn tighter around his shoulders, before he smiles at Tathi in the way a teacher might at a child who gave an endearing wrong answer.

Gamal-Junayd whispers: wasn't planning on doing it now, but friend who was going to help me said...nows only time

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh come now, Tathi, surely you know the trend with those with magic in their blood, especially the human ones.&quot; |3


 * Gamal-Junayd helps cook some more food for them to sell (Profession(Cook) Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 20 + 15 = 35&#160;  &#187;)

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Insanity?&quot; She replies sarcastically.

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;True, but not what I was aiming at.&quot; |D

Gamal-Junayd whispers: what was the menu of this place again?

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Something in your wing joint?&quot; He quirks an eyebrow at Tathi's tone.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tumble: &#171; &#160;1d20+20 = 12 + 20 = 32&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Jump: &#171;  &#160;1d20+24+2+12 = 16 + 24 + 2 + 12 = 54&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Oh boy

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tomi stoops, squinting at the airborne angel. Calculating, planning, thoughts moving at a dozen steps a second -- and then she storms forward in an uncharacteristically graceful, twisting leap, the likes of which you might expect from an olymic gymnast as she weaves through the air... Unlike one of those, she punctuates it by careening into some giant bastard mid-air and dropping a window-shattering shockwave punch at his chest! ((Mid-air collision, oh noes. Elder Mountain Hammer punch, 5 point power attack: &#171; &#160;1d20+23+2+1-5 = 5 + 23 + 2 + 1 - 5 = 26&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d6+9+5+1d6+6d6 = 9 + 9 + 5 + 1 + 20 = 44&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Come at me gal.

</i>Serrierr:<font color="#000000">which... does -not- hit.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Thanks to his Cloak of Chaos.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Dem.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Yes! I have about an elven lord due for a visit to my sanctuary, and if that's not bad enough, there's a chance that batty uncle of mine might catch wind of it and come too! All I'd need is my mother to show up at the exact same time..&quot;

You whisper to Railock: Pretty simple at the moment. Hot soups and sandwiches, breads, potatoes, vegetables, not much meat.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I thought the roll won in a tie? :.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">It's not.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">+4 ac

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Except item.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr's real AC is 30 right now.

VAE:<font color="#000000">what's his imaginary AC?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">26. xP

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">All done! Unless we want to do grapple or balance or something because dogfighting.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;Here's an idea.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;It's your town, your house.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">-&quot;Tell them no, they can not visit.&quot;-

VAE:<font color="#000000">30+26j, huh?

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why not set up some scryings and get an idea of their itinerary? Or letters, letters work too.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">As Tomiko moves in for the punch...the distorted, tumultuous patters of color around Serrierr's body spoil her shot at the last second, and he lets her drop down to the ground.

GM:<font color="#000000">A few bards scramble out of the way. *brick'd*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">MEANWHILE..

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi blinks, and glances over. &quot;What, really? Just go scrying on an elven lord?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Icecream yaay.&quot; |D

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">with the nat 20...food starts coming out of the kitchen...soups at the perfect temperature, with the perfect mix of ingredients, sandwiches made out to resemble whoever ordered them, baked potatoes stacked high with fixings to resemble the castle that we just sieged....just random fancy stuff

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">Miron's story is well-recieved with toasts and laugher all around.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(Lia, fiat question, average height of the buildings here?


 * Dr. Hatari bricked.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(20 feet or less? Or more?)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Less than 20 feet. 10, maybe 20 for nice ones.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(Cool.)

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Damn, son! I'd ask if you were looking for a job, but I don't think we could afford your skills!&quot; The bartender double-takes and smiles appreciatively at the food coming out of the back.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm, pity Leila's not about yet - she's a necromancer too, right? Like old Egon was.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Incidentally.. with her tumble check result being 30+, she treats her fall as if it were 20 feet shorter than it actually was. And the 50 on jump? Yeah that happened.

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why not?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(Serrierr's feet are 10 feet above the ground, then) The meteor hammer spins faster and faster around Serrierr...and his meteor hammer lashes out towards Tomi, in a -hugely- powerful strike! &#171; &#160;1d20+19+5-12 = 20 + 19 + 5 - 12 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">ooooooh damn.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;As far as I know, you don't answer to the Metora Plateau.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;So...do what you want?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;Scrying on elven lords is only a problem if you get caught?&quot;

Lyle Petersen:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's right. Working on dissecting that flesh golem you brought in, last I knew.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;What if he detects me? Not exactly polite to go scrying on an elven lord!!&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She still hasn't taken any time to recover ki, so there's no supernatural parry to be had. Naturally, it auto-hits, and has an unopposed crit confirm.

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;If they don't have a scrying detection and answering system in place, their own fault, really.&quot; |P

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Also I picture bards scattering through the air in waves.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Like crashing debris.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Damn that thing.. . had to haul it, and now it's doing us a second time. A chunk would have sufficed, for scrying and the like.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Just, sailing through the air, 5 at a time.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi's eyes narrow, but she smirks. &quot;That's dragon thinking. That's dangerous thinking.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(well, at least this is a &quot;nonlethal&quot; spar. xP ) Power Attack damage! &#171; &#160;2d6+11+12 = 7 + 11 + 12 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;! with a critical extra hit! &#171; &#160;2d6+11+12 = 4 + 11 + 12 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; (-12 if power attack damage is not multiplied, I'm not sure)

Tomiko Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Power attack damage actually is multiplied. ))

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(oh, okay. Full damage then.)


 * Kerishorak just smirks and spreads his hands, as though to say &quot;What do you expect? Dragon.&quot; |3

Tomiko Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Frenzied berserkers can get retarded 900 damage crits like that. ))

Tomiko Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Another reason to ban them forever. ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;He said when there were roughly four hundred story-starved Bards in listening distance.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Duty comes first, I guess - I spent half the day running about errands, too.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">He didn't actually say that, Meany. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The gesture's hard to get across in text. ^^;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Anyhow, what's with the rest of you? Anything's been up down in Castleton since I left?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">But he's not done yet! The meteor hammer lashes out once more...and actually triesd to wrap around Tomi's ankle! (melee touch attack) &#171; &#160;1d20+14+5 = 13 + 14 + 5 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">She sighs, and rolls her eyes. &quot;Regardless, I've never actually met Lord Angess.. I have no idea what he looks like, and only a general idea of where he is. My chances of a successful scry are slim.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Success. :B ))

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;164-30-27 = 164 - 30 - 27 = 107&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sending?&quot;

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;Surely you know someone in his employ to get his attention from across a continent.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;What, you mean ask him?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;floor((24/2)) = floor(24 / 2) = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">..naw...

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">ah, right.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Hrm.. I could try Firaria..&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Sorry. Anyway.

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;Again, why not? You need knowledge his court has. You'll never get it if you don't ask! Or do some research, which is just asking indirectly.&quot; |3

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">The meteor hammer suddenly encircles Tomi's ankle, and Serrierr pulls mightily! Trip attempt, with Improved Trip! Opposed Str check: &#171; &#160;1d20+7+4+4 = 7 + 7 + 4 + 4 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Opposed strength check: &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 8 + 9 = 17&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">Remember kids.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">Stealing from one person is plagiarism.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">Stealing from many people is research.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Copying, not stealing

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">Same thing.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nah

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;What about your relatives, if you're afraid of the big bad nobility?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">If anything, plagiarism, which I absolutely hate, is a sort of scam rather than theft.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">And with Tomi prone, for his final attack, his meteor hammer slams down once more in an overpowered strike! &#171; &#160;1d20+9+5-12 = 11 + 9 + 5 - 12 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">The person is pretending to have ability they don't, specifically to come up with the work in question.

Tomiko Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Connect ))

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Big, bad- you make him sound like he's a scary kid's story!! This is an lord, scale-bag! It's not something I can go just rampaging about with!&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Damage! &#171; &#160;2d6+11+12 = 6 + 11 + 12 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; And with that, Serrierr cuts his own flight to fall to the ground after Tomiko, and he moves slightly to the side.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(endturn)

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;107-29 = 107 - 29 = 78&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(Serrierr is...doing a -lot- better than I expected...)

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(though there was that lucky crit)


 * Kerishorak scratches his cheek. &quot;Most elven nobles I've met have been remarkably pleasant folk. Reminds me, I should scry up Ahianna again, she always has such good tales to tell from the courts...&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus winces a bit from her cratered, prone position. She coughs and squints a bit.

You whisper to Ghostwish: You can roll Knowledge (nobility) if you like on that name.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">oh -shit- I didn't roll confirm for the crit (already too used to Saga...). Ah well, if I'm not mistaken, it would have been guaranteed to hit on anything but a 1 anyway...

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">..But then there's a strange humming sound..? What is that? She grins slowly as she feels her belt's numbness wear off.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(...huh, wonder if her betls' back on?)

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(ooooh)

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(yep it is. :B )


 * Tomiko Lazarus doesn't bother getting up. She sweeps a hand at the angel ankle. &#171; &#160;1d20+23+2+1-4 = 16 + 23 + 2 + 1 - 4 = 38&#160;  &#187; Prone touch. &#171;  &#160;1d20+34 = 13 + 34 = 47&#160;  &#187; Grapple &#171;  &#160;3d6+10+1d6 = 9 + 10 + 3 = 22&#160;  &#187; Damage.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">There is only the smallest hint of worry in Serrier's expression as he realizes her belt is reactivating.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;Please stop insulting the dragon.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Yoink.

</i>Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;That tends to get you eaten.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 6 + 15 = 21&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; Knowledge, nobility!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">lol20 check for opposed grapple &#171; &#160;1d20 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;No, being a silly drow GIT gets you eaten!&quot; She says in retort.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">fwup

</i><font color="#000000">-slam!

You whisper to Ghostwish: Ahianna... isn't that the given name of the current Speaker for the Metoran Council of Elders? Their ruling body?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Now Serrierr and Tomiko are both prone and grappled, I think...

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh pfft. I don't eat sentients.&quot; |D

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;66-22 = 66 - 22 = 44&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Hold on. You know who? The Speaker of the Elders? How!?&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">A burning woman climbs on top and raises a fist. Payback time. Continued full-attack. You may full-attack grapples. Also don't forget your own DR, silly. She doesn't have Evil hands.

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;So much better to talk with them instead.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">holy -frak- I have been forgetting that the whole time.


 * Serrierr scrolls back to see how many times he's been hit, subtracts that number *10...)

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well actually she does have evil hands but she doesn't have Evil hands.

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;What, want me to put in a good word for you?&quot;


 * VAE pokes x3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Huh?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh right! :O

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">She gives him another flat look. &quot;I am Lady Eyllisaearsithek, of Eytherinu. You only get three guesses to guess how I feel about that. Although I am a little anxious about getting my name thrown out by a purple haired nut.. &quot;


 * Kerishorak prods Tathi's shoulder. &quot;Now I know you're just playing games with me. You really don't know the trend?&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">With practiced ease and fierce spirit, she's locked the angel down, holding back his arms with her boots, sitting on his gut, and pretty much just hammering the fuck out of his chest with brutal punches! This could be the end of the brawl as she deepens the roadside crater the two are now contained in. SLAM! (Grapple: &#171; &#160;1d20+34-5 = 5 + 34 - 5 = 34&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Damage: &#171;  &#160;3d6+10+1d6 = 7 + 10 + 2 = 19&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;)  SLAM! (Grapple: &#171; &#160;1d20+34-10 = 10 + 34 - 10 = 34&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Damage: &#171;  &#160;3d6+10+1d6 = 4 + 10 + 5 = 19&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;)  SLAM! (Grapple: &#171; &#160;1d20+34 = 13 + 34 = 47&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Damage: &#171;  &#160;3d6+10+1d6 = 14 + 10 + 6 = 30&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;)

Tomiko Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Full attack devoted to grapples, including the original, +Haste. Done! ))

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">She peers at him again. &quot;I thought you were making a joke. Is there some color scheme I don't know about?&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">back from a quick afk.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Okay, -including- those additional full attacks, Serrierr was hit 7 times, so giving him back 70 hp, then subtracting full damage from the three new attacks

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;44+70-19-19-30 = 44 + 70 - 19 - 19 - 30 = 46&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;Human magicians tend to have un-natural hair colors and skin patterns.&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus is baffled as he gains two HP. *bricked*

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr -is- getting whallopped.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;This is speculated by some blood-line recorders to be influence from breeding with the Fey, with Dragons, and with Outsiders.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Perhaps the worse news is that her aura flares up in a red flash. Now she has recovered her powers, and the manic murderous grin on her face lets you know all about it.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">Sszeyl holds up a book; A Pocket Guid to Akellon.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">...wait, do -all- attack bonuses apply to grapple as well?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I believe they do.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Guid ? x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Muse have been a discount guide

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">guide*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So if you have boni from your aura or whatnot, apply those.

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's now canon. It's so discount they didn't spell-check the fucking title

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Huh...I don't think it does, book just says BaB + Str + Size...

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">ah well, won't apply.

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;You've never wondered why some humans have blue hair, or violet, or green? Or golden eyes, or red ones, or odd birthmarks or stripes or anything of that sort?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Anyway Opposed grapple to try and do anything: &#171; &#160;1d20+23 = 15 + 23 = 38&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's because it also says a grapple check is treated as an attack.

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;Magic in the blood breeds color in the coat.&quot; |3


 * VAE pokes lia again. Anise says something ? x3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Regardless, just for apples to apples, include your boni. I do.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">No I just chalked that up to the DM and her anime-addiction. *BRICK'D*

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck all if I know. We left a little after you did to come up here.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;No.. I just figured they all had zany bloodlines.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Oh, alright. &#171; &#160;38+5 = 38 + 5 = 43&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;


 * Thomas Lazarus technically has just as zany a bloodline as his sister. He just isn't a loudmouth about it. =3= *nomcake*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Missed it by a hare's tail, did I?&quot;

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;Natural-born sorcerers tend to get the brightest colors, but it's not a hard and fast trend. Especially with people deciding odd hair is 'fashionable!'&quot; |D

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(Opposed grapple from Tomi?)

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh, my bad. I thought that was from earlier. &#171; &#160;1d20+34 = 8 + 34 = 42&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;You're better off looking at the eyes. Harder to mask those without magic. Odd eyes tend to mean magic close in the bloodline.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;Your aquamarine would be good indicators of magic, if in a human.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Huh. Why does magic effect them so strangely?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;It is possible that its because they breed so fast, and can advance to magical greatness within the time it takes some species to reach adulthood.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Hmm! Wasn't expecting that...well! With winning th grapple, he suddenly rolls over to push Tomiko under him as he pins her down!


 * Kerishorak shrugs. :3 &quot;One of the many oddities that makes humankind so interesting!&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(endturn, Tomi can only attempt to break the pin now, as far as I know)


 * VAE goes fetch some tomatos and open a tin for himself, and guesses he'll get Igor and Miron talking afterwards.


 * Tomiko Lazarus plumf-boom. &quot;Grrrrrnnn...&quot; Obviously a bit surprised and unused to losing to anything at wrestling.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Interesting. That's the draconic word for crazy, isn't it?&quot; She says, somewhat sarcastically.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">Sszeyl opens the book. &quot;According to a blood-line recorder who lived about two hundred years ago, he posited that red hair was originally a 'magic hair' color, that was gradually naturalized into the basic human gene pool.&quot;

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;But while we're discussing genetics, we have a merchant to meet and a sale to get underway, don't we?&quot; :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;...How do you pronounce that name? &gt;:.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;Oh right. This way.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Yes, yes, let's get inside.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She disregards the weight over her, and attempts to sit up. ((Full attack suit of grapple checks again. Opposed check to break pin: &#171; &#160;1d20+34 = 3 + 34 = 37&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;))

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Opposed check! &#171; &#160;1d20+23+5 = 5 + 23 + 5 = 33&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">She breaks the pin! But still in grapple.

Smiling Rogue:<font color="#000000">&quot;Whoa, hey, hold on!&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She does sit up.. and just grabs around the angel's chest. Grapple: &#171; &#160;1d20+34 = 13 + 34 = 47&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Oh boy. Opposed grapple again: &#171; &#160;1d20+23+5 = 2 + 23 + 5 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Smiling Rogue:<font color="#000000">&quot;Private party. This guy with you two?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">She slips through his grasp!

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Actually, that's the second in a full.. ah well figure it's the haste one that's also at full BaB.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh, she's not escaping.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Suplex: &#171; &#160;3d6+10+1d6 = 11 + 10 + 3 = 24&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Well, whatever she was doing slips through his grasp.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Quite. Of course, if you tried to keep him from coming in, he'd just talk you to death.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;46-(24-10) = 46 - 24 - 10 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Or, hey! He could just turn into a giant desert dragon and use powerful archmage spells to destroy you. That too. C'mon you purple haired git. Let's talk business.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Remaining full-attack grapples (to be opposed, or suffer their damage); Suplex devastation! Grapple: &#171; &#160;1d20+34-5 = 3 + 34 - 5 = 32&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;3d6+10+1d6 = 17 + 10 + 5 = 32&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Suplex devastation! &#171; &#160;1d20+34-10 = 20 + 34 - 10 = 44&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;3d6+10+1d6 = 10 + 10 + 5 = 25&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;


 * Kerishorak follows before the lady gets a chance to nod. &quot;That'd be, lemme see...&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Oppose one: &#171; &#160;1d20+23+5 = 2 + 23 + 5 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Oppose two: &#171;  &#160;1d20+23+5 = 4 + 23 + 5 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fischer. Just an odd typeface.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Welcome to the sewers. *bricked*

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">She manages to get in both hits. &#171; &#160;32-(32-10)-(25-10) = 32 - 32 - 10 - 25 - 10 = -5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Hello again, Tim. I have good news and bad news.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">And with that....Serrierr's breath whooshes out of him, as his muscles slack off and he's left gasping for breath.

Draconic Merchant:<font color="#000000">&quot;That was quick!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Good news is, we found a buyer, and it's Kerishorak.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">As he pants heavily and tries to recover his breath, tomiko can hear a breathless word whispered from him; &quot; A...a...amazing...&quot; 

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;The bad news is, I still haven't figured out how to make scrying an all in one, two way communication. But I'm working on it, I promise.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She has also almost completely run out of ki-power and speed, herself.

Masabel:<font color="#000000">&quot; Whoa. Check out the crazy hair on that guy. That's fungal bright. &quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus lays on the road for a while. &quot; Hahahaha..&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I...I yeild...you truly exemplify the spriti of Kord...&quot; He says, though he's looking at her with nothing short of respect (If I had been smarter and shardformed again, I could have Healed. Ah well. x3 )

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">*yield

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">another cooking roll. lets take some food out to the table that has tathi and sszeyel returned to. (Profession(Cook) Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 8 + 15 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) This time it'll be a plate of sandwiches cut to resemble the castle just sieged, surrounding baked potatoes that are holed from the side and cut to resemble purple worms shape, with the fixings as if it was crumbled rocks they were about to eat up. He brings it out and offers it around &quot;Anyone up for some food?&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Well..&quot; 

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; I guess that didn't turn out so bad.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Dang Gamal! Not only do you cook well, you know how to make it LOOK good!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*nods at Sszeyl* &quot;Hey there!&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">All the auras and colors around Serrierr die off and fade away.


 * Tomiko Lazarus raises a hand up, staggering, and sits up. She rubs her head before rolling over, standing, and helping Serrier upright.

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now isn't that a treat?&quot; :3 ... Gamal might recognize that voice, albeit it's quieter than when it was a dragon booming it.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">Sszeyl waves.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He accepts her hand and allows her to help pull him to his feet.


 * Gamal-Junayd looks over purple haired one again


 * Tomiko Lazarus trembles a bit, and exhales steam.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(Any reactions from the peanut-gallery bards? :B )

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Not bad.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Aw. I thought for sure Tim would recognize the name. |D

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I didn't expect to see you again so soon. I hope you didn't mind my...unexpected ride last time we met.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Silence, and then applause.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Usually, no one can ever escape once they're within --&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">and then scribbling

VAE:<font color="#000000">oh wow


 * Tomiko Lazarus looks shocked at the audience. o_o;

Draconic Merchant:<font color="#000000">&quot; -- wait, this is the archmagus himself?! &quot; o_o;;;;

Tomiko Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( She failed all her notice checks lulz. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Now I'm imagining a battle critic Kordite

VAE:<font color="#000000">you know

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thank you, Tomi....you did very well yourself.&quot; Serrierr spares only a momentary sideways-glance at the audience with a slight grin, before turning back to Tomi. &quot; Ignore them. They don't matter.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">like all those pretentious literary and music critics

VAE:<font color="#000000">who'll write a column about their technique

Draconic Merchant:<font color="#000000">&quot; I thought you brought an emissary or --! Honor to meet you, sir. &quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">the difference being this particular critic doesn't get punched so often as his area of expertise sort of takes care there

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">Also Sszeyl has a few still healing burns on his arms and neck.


 * Kerishorak waves it off. &quot;Just bygones, Gamal-Junayd. It made the evening that much more entertaining!&quot; :3

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;How much for one of those potatoes?&quot; :9

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He takes another deep breath. &quot;Tomi...will you allow me to speak honestly to you?&quot; He asks, as he takes a small step towards her. Funny, while he still is large, he doesn't look so imposingly large anymore...

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Well, I didn't exactly drag him here by his butt accessory, but, yes, here he is!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Pfft

VAE:<font color="#000000">and here it is

VAE:<font color="#000000">Butt accessory

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I do believe you'd have to ask those behind the bar for prices. I just cook&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Auto-nomme

VAE:<font color="#000000">nomme

VAE:<font color="#000000">nommed

VAE:<font color="#000000">I can't even type it right


 * Tomiko Lazarus grins sheepishly at the bardcrowd and raises a palm briefly. She glances to Serrierr. &quot;Ha-ha.. well.. that's why I'm so popular with my church-goers!&quot;

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">*snicker*

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Aelian blinks, and quirks an eyebrow at Sszeyl. &quot; Butt accessory?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;Him being here helps with pricing the worms based on condition, and we can take the cost of transportation off the bill.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yeah? Of course. What is it?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;Tathi used the term to describe the Archmagus' tail.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;He and I had a heated discussion.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">they went hot all over each other

VAE:<font color="#000000">yaoi style

Lily Cayce:<font color="#000000">A few of the nearby tables are staring now. o.o;

VAE:<font color="#000000">heated &quot;discussion&quot;


 * VAE brick'd

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Tom's healer radar might be going off -- drow with burns. :P

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey, Mr. Baker! What's the price of hte potatoes?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">hmnom? =3=~

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;You... you called a dragon's tail a butt accessory, Tathi!?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Yeah, well, it sounds a lot better than ass protrusion, doesn't it?&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Four copper, it's a party!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">*snrk*

VAE:<font color="#000000">ANd this cements it

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">The face palming is strong with this one.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;WEll then, four copper tot he man behind the bar or his rat for a purple worm potatoe&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Looks over the stranger.


 * Kerishorak counts out four copper pieces, and sends them floating over to the bar with an offhand wave of a hand. :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 9 + 5 = 14&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;...

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;What are we celebrating?&quot; :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">A green hand snakes out and snatches a potato! :9

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">Was that Sleight of Hand, Shankfang?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Yes.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;Dethroning a tyrant.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Oh, did I forget to mention? We took down a diabolical count and pretty much his entire entourage here in Yoriver.&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 15 + 13 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Kicking some devil butt back to hell&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;I think we're heroes. I'm not exactly sure, however.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not a tyrant, Sszeyl. A heretic.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 1 + 5 = 6&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Again...

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;I'm fairly certain he fit the definition of a tyrant too.&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">A knife suddenly finds itself less than an inch away from Shankfang's hand. &quot;Four copper if you please.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And a green hand clumsily plants four copper pieces in its place.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;A tyrant is one that seizes power unlawfully, and sadly, Count Richard Montclaire was by law the Count of Yoriver.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Oi, Hy vas gettink dere.&quot; =3=

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He reaches out with both arms to lightly grasp Tomiko's shoulders as he looks at her with his solid-black eyes. &quot;You...are an incredible woman, Tomi...a rare sort even to me and my long life...and I can tell. You do share a special connection with our patron, Kord, a connection precious few have. I am not sure what exactly it is, but it's there. But even if it were not....&quot; He says slowly, and in a soft voice. &quot;I will not lie, Tomiko Lazarus....I desire you.&quot; He pause for a moment, letting that statement go through, before continuing. &quot;My time is not much longer for this world. Soon, your bother's spell that brought me here will end, and I will be gone back to the upper planes and my other duties. It is...unlikely we will ever see each other again. Unless you commission someone to call upon me specifically.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If it had been a tyrant, as you say, it'd be the army dealing with him from the start.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Afk 1 shake, brb quick.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh nevermind it can wait xp

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;...No.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tomiko Lazarus....I desire you.

VAE:<font color="#000000">HAHAHAH

VAE:<font color="#000000">HAVE MY BABIES

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;A tyrant is a harsh, or cruel ruler.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He then runs a fingertip gently along Tomiko's hair. &quot;If you allow it...I would spend tonight's night of victory with you.&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thank you very much,&quot; he hums, and the knife disappears with a flick of a wrist.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;You're thinking of a usurper.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(How do you think half-celestials happen? xP)

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Arse it is. I'm an archivist, I know this shit.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">I know

VAE:<font color="#000000">I just...

VAE:<font color="#000000">THe way he put it

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;You're a gnome archivist.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh hush. =w=

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;This is the human language we're talking about.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">It reminds me of that overly attached girlfriend meme

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She visibly jolts. &quot;... Uh.. heh-heh-heh..&quot; |D;;;; Clearly, that caught her pretty off-guard. She glances to either side at the crowds.

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">Munch munch munch. :9


 * Glitch rolls eyes

VAE:<font color="#000000">I can't but imagine that expression on Serrier


 * Gamal-Junayd passes out the food....then goes and produces another tray of food (Profession(Cook) Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 11 + 15 = 26&#160;  &#187;) This is a tray full of vegetables cut in the shape of...dragon tails. on the way out he asks flynn how much he should charge for them before bringing them out to the table again and offering 'Butt Accessories' to the patrons

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; ..AahhhhIguess you really don't scare easily, huh.. &quot; She offers a polite, if quite nervous and flustered smile, then clears her throat.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And I been an archivist ever since I lived in human lands.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">They're watching and listening intently.

VAE:<font color="#000000">. . *SNRK*

VAE:<font color="#000000">nomming the hell out of this too

VAE:<font color="#000000">all the bards watching

VAE:<font color="#000000">. ..

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Two copper's enough for a snack-sized serving, just be careful about how you word it or folks might get 'ideas!'&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">pfft. xP

VAE:<font color="#000000">This is gonna turn into There She Is!

VAE:<font color="#000000">just, reversed genders

Glitch:<font color="#000000">nooooo. xP

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Also it's There She Is!! :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Two exclamations. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(...gods now I want to watch those again, it's been so long.)

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( brb, heating up da over for sum pizzah ))


 * Gamal-Junayd passes them out, calling them Dragon Tail's, or as that one elf lady over there witha point to tathi, Butt accessories. he even offers some to the macer table

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oooh, Shank takes three of those. :9

RAM:<font color="#990000">And actually, it's There She Is!!!

RAM:<font color="#990000">Three exclamations.


 * Tomiko Lazarus takes the hands and gingerly folds them before her, still smiling, but a bit apologetically. &quot;... Sorry.&quot; She lets that hang for a moment, then sighs lightly through her nose. &quot;I do have boundless respect for you. You're the closest I've ever been to my god -- who I consider an inseparable part of my own identity. You're a great and valiant warrior, and its been my honor to have fought with you against our mutual enemies. Thank you. ... But ... that's all. Sorry.&quot; She looks a bit sad and pats his hands, still smiling.

GM:<font color="#000000">Lemme know when folks are ready to timeskip to morning. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">we keep adding exclamations

RAM:<font color="#990000">Step Two and Final Step drop it down to two.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;So. Purple worms. What are we going to do about them?&quot;

Tokens dropped onto map 'Yoriver - Bee and Flower'Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, where are they?&quot; :9

Rowen Angelos:<font color="#990000">Ha! Take that mister celestial! &gt;:P


 * Tomiko Lazarus offers a quiet chuckle. &quot; Although I've never had anyone confess to me after a fight in front of an army of bards, before.&quot;

Rowen Angelos:<font color="#990000">*brick'd back to Filler Faire*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Under our HQ&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;In caves, I believe.. inbetween the mace headquarters here and the castle? Sszeyl is that right?&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh quiet you.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I have no bloody idea how you gonna haul the stuff out, either.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Magic.&quot;

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;In pieces, of course.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Still. . .the things are massive. . . and I dropped a chunk of cave on one of them, never mind the thing that cut up another from the inside.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If it messed up the guts. . . &quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Purple worms are never expected to be in pristine condition, Miron. They have this nasty habit of trying to viciously kill anything they come across.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That meat's gonna grind the teeth.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's all rock inside, see.&quot;

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;No magicians among you, then?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;The one who coined the term butt accessory claims to be.&quot;

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;A little purification spell goes a long way.&quot; Munch munch munch. :9

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;So am I. . .though. . &quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">okay seriously brb quick now, bio. :x

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr sight slightly, though he continues smiling as well. &quot;Ah, alas. I had hoped you would be willing to one night...but, life, such as it is, goes on. It is no problem. I am still honored to have fought by your side--and to fight you--as well, and that is good enough for me even if I might have wanted more.&quot; He lets his hands fall from her shoulders and takes a step back, and he still doesn't look upset or rueful. &quot;And thank you as well, Tomi, for being honest. That in itself means more than you know, too.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">*sighs

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot; This is exquisite, Gamal-Junayd. You're very talented. &quot; :9

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;Purification's more of a spoilage thing .. I'd guess prestidigitation and up from there.&quot;

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;Magical cleansing.&quot;

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;Drains most of the blood too, to boot.&quot;

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;And any nasty gastric juices!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;Yes, that is the correct region.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;It needs to be treated anyway. Gods know what they've been eating.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">(By the way, just putting this out there; at some point in the near in-game future (I was thinking next morning, but I think everyone would lynch me if we weren't out of Yoriver by then), Vonain wants to talk to the Guardians group. He hasn't brought it up in game yet, I'm just saying OOC so it's not a surprise to anyone)

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Rock, mostly.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;It's the not mostly stuff she's concerned with.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">:V

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;With a side dish of erinyes.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;They don't eat rock, Miron. They eat flesh. And a lot of it. And they're not entirely picky either.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Arse they do. Where the hell would they get enough flesh down there to sustain a body of that size?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;They eat rock, and shit out mortar - ike earthworms, just bigger.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Viciously. Kill. Everything.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Except there's as much 'everything' down there as there's sunshine up my arse.&quot;


 * Kerishorak munches potatoes. &quot;Duergar, dwarves, kobolds, goblins, beholders, fungi, young delvers, some deep dragons, bullettes...&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Miron, as much as you hate them, you should list to drow sometime. There's an ecosystem down there. Granted, it's not as lively as a forest on the surface, but it IS down there.&quot;

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;Drow too, no disrespect to present company... cloakers, chokers, purple fungi, skum, kuo-toa...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And where in the surface have you seen things the size of that worm?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">She jabs a thumb at purple.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Any more questions?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lyle, tell her, you're an archivist too.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;We seem to be spiralling into argument mode.&quot;

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot; Not quite. Nath is closer. &quot; |3c

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;Which I am not going to support on this celebration day.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;Shall we go to the bodies?&quot;

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( oven's ready ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;If the Archmage is willing to eat on the move?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What does the 1035 Species of the Underdark say about purple worms?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">that was year, btw

VAE:<font color="#000000">not a part of the title

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let's!&quot;

Masabel:<font color="#000000">A drow steals up and taps Sszeyl's shoulder. &quot; Hey, you. Is that really an archmage? &quot;

Lyle Petersen:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 8 + 10 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Knowledge check...

Lyle Petersen:<font color="#000000">&quot;Extremely voracious, will attempt to eat anything smaller than it. Can make do on the decaying matter in soil if need be, but meat is by far preferred. Known to steal livestock as well as anything else it can wrap its jaws around.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . . &quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;I suppose. Miron tell your Macey friends we're escorting a dragon through their headquarters. Hell on earth if they try and stop us and all that jazz.&quot; Tathi says as she stands up.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Malcanthet's winged cunt. . . I thought I read. . . &quot;

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">&quot;We've already had devils, what's a dragon at this rate? .... Dragon?&quot; *w*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">okay my bad. *scrolls*

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot; Hmm, note to self, these people keep secrets like wyrmlings. &quot; |3c;;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;With those two, anything.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Mmmmaybe if you had won. Then that would've been super-hot. *BRICKED INTO ORBIT*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;we met a couple dragons on our way, see - down near Resca, with all that pirate business.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">xP

GM:<font color="#000000">Lemme know when everyone's ready to skip to morning!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;There were a bunch of scum selling Kellons to Dartane or somewhere, see, and they managed to piss off a dragon on top of all that.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">We can handwave all the business details, I guess. BUt how much do we sell the corpses for? ;3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You can prob'ly guess, pullin' such shit's bad for one 's health.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;So when we happened by. . .&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;Yes. He's really an archmage.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I -did- have a plan, actually, if Tomi wasn't able to break Tomiko's pin...or if I had played him slightly smarter and shardformed or used Heal earlier. Ah well.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Er

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Tomi wasn't able to break Serrierr's pin

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Heh.. sure. I'm glad that you're still glad. Lets go get some drinks with the flock and unwind. I'm not going to be around much longer, either.&quot;


 * Glitch branfart

Glitch:<font color="#000000">*BRAIN

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I think I'll probably skip the tournament now, though.&quot; She offers a faint smirk.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;A solid plan in of itself!&quot; Serrierr declares.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">*about the drinks

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I can't find the price I quoted.

Tomiko Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( 12k. ))

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">Unfortunately, one of the worms has been... dragged off, it looks like. Yikes.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I'm ready to skip to morning.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ditto.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah, well, I can't say I'm actually sorry for shortchanging the others and having you all to myself..&quot; Serrierr winks.

VAE:<font color="#000000">any info from Gradia?

VAE:<font color="#000000">She said she'll Send

VAE:<font color="#000000">during the course of the evening, I think

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">12K GP it is.

VAE:<font color="#000000">because if she didn't, that itself is cause for concern

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">One of the normals, or the fiendish?

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">I see. =3=

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;The hells? We lost a worm?? What took it?&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She shrugs. &quot;If it weren't for you, I would've left yesterday and not been a 'hero'. Such as it is. So, you earned it.&quot; =w=

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;Likely another worm.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Though I'm sure I will be busy tomorrow with the tournament...ah, yes, I suppose so.&quot;

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">&quot;There's always a bigger predator down here.&quot; =3=

Tomiko Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( There are Collosal spiders and such down there, and umber hulks, and who knows what else. ))

Tomiko Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Or even a neothelid. 83 ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Gradia did send. &quot;Negotiated with captain. Will give full report when you return.&quot; She sounds terse.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">So, I guess at any rate, Tomi and Serrierr either find their way back to the temple, or to the bar...and they likely stumble in, both with pretty severe bruises and looking like they had gone through a beating, with Serrierr of course worse off than Tomi, thoung unless I miss my mark, both are also just smiling in satisfaction. (if nothing else, Serrierr is.)

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;So.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;Since our business is done, I suppose returning to the party is a good thing.&quot;

Masabel:<font color="#000000">This drow followed the worm party.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;Me, I'm going to see if any of the local creeks are deep enough to river-walk.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;Also hello.&quot;

Miron:<i><font color="#000000">Hmm. .sounds like there's a spanner in the cogs somewhere

</i>Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi sighs. &quot;Oh well, a sale is a sale.&quot; She says, and glances back at the drow shadow. &quot;Another fine day in the underdark, right?&quot;

Masabel:<font color="#000000">&quot;You're not pulling my leg, are you? That's an archmage? Which one?&quot; o_o

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Indeed indeed. She swaggers into the Bee and Flower, cut and bruised and unconcerned.

Miron:<i><font color="#000000">We got the paperwork, and everything spot on, though. They fucking have to give us a hand here, because we serve the law, and so do they

</i>GM:<font color="#000000">Go back to the temple when you're ready to timeskip.


 * Thomas Lazarus turns in his chair. &quot;...!&quot; &gt;:O

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;What did you do?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">The giant eladrin squeezing into the doorway probably elicits attention...buuuuut everyone's antsy for timeskip so. x3

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Robbed a bank.&quot; Completely straight-faced.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr turns towards Thomas.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">not yet :P

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Had a spot of fun.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Uuuhhggg. Kordites. &quot; =w=;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;Well it looks like you have a fan.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;Would you like to do an introduction ritual, or something?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas will attend to wounds in timeskip.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah, my arse. There's not a bank in this town that's still standing&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Well, I suppose I'm finally ready for a timeskip, at any rate.

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">When Miron returns, Gradia is waiting with a sour-looking frown. :|

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Senior analyst?&quot;


 * Gamal-Junayd notices tomiko enter, makes up another plate of food. (Profession(Cook) Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 5 + 15 = 20&#160;  &#187;) brings out hearty sandwiches cut into shield shapes, potatoes Pelor, Olidimarran, andkordite holy symbols, the toppings filling in the symbols, and other vegetables cut into various weapon shapes, he brings it out and offers some to tomiko and serrier &quot;Some dinner after your...fun?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Bloop bloop then. Back to the temple to await timeskip. The Lazarus twins... oh wait.

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor smells of ale, and is slightly ruffled, but to his credit he's stayed pretty solidly sober.


 * Gradia Thorngage sighs. &quot;... Commander Mackenzie wishes to first have a 'talk' with the accused before action is taken.&quot;

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;'Man to man, knight to knight,' he worded it.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And how in the pits of Malagarde's arse are we going to ensure that?&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Thank you.&quot; She offers a genuine smile of gratitude before taking some supper.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;. .. excuse me Senior Analyst.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Did he not see the warrants?&quot;


 * Gradia Thorngage huffs. &quot;He said he would take care of it.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Yes, that's really an archmage. Kerishorak.&quot;

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( sorry, was getting pizza ))

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tomiko Lazarus...I see your already being challenged so...tomorrow, hour after dawn. you and me...I wish to see wether my skill with swords can best your strength. &quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;A no holds barred battle, anything goes.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Mid-bite; &quot;Mmhmrph?! =3=&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus slumps a little. =3=;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">brb afk

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If he refuses to aid us. . .how can a commander of an elite Kellon troop. . . &quot;

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;He did not say he refused to aid us.&quot;

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;He merely wished to converse with the suspect.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;But he all but set up us for failure, especially with the way things are down here.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;But I'm tiiireeeed. Why does everyone want to fight me again..&quot; =w=;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Very well. . .it's the path we'll have to walk.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Seriously?&quot; =_=;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;But. . . I still can't see what he's trying to accomplish.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Talking to him is not going to make the warrants disappear, after all.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">back. Anyway

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;By Cuthbert's grace.. why does it seem like everyone is trying to make our work more difficult these days.&quot;

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;I believe he is trying to secure a nonviolent surrender. I do not know.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That .. . wouldn't be a bad thing, honestly.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr also gratefully accepts the food from Gamal. &quot;Thank you, swordmaster.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I have fought the filth before, and he's a tough nut to crack.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...wait is Miron actually still in the tavern?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nope

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No. =3=;

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Probably not ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Back in the basement

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Basement of the Pelorite church.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">then, uh...delete token from the tavern? :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Plans and plots

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well, he left at some point later. . . I'm not sure about chronology here

VAE:<font color="#000000">Lia decides, I think

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm not asking for it tonight. in the morning, after you've rested. I wish to see who is better. And...put to rest some frustration. Namely that it seems the moment you come around, everyone seems to look to you to save them or do all their fighting for them. I've put a lot of work into perfecting my skills, and having them be ignored or written off the moment you arrive ont he battlefield, no matter the actual amount of work done by either of us, is highly annoying. I want to prove you are nothing more than human like the rest of us, powerful yes, of that there is no doubt, but not an incarnation of battle out of reach of mortals skill as some seem to think.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah we're fast-forwarding.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">No reply from Masabel?

Gamal-Junayd whispers: gah. I wait around for them to get here to do this and now you timeskip!

Masabel:<font color="#000000">&quot;Whoa.&quot; She's following, just looking around.


 * Tomiko Lazarus hrms heavily and sighs through her nose with a frown.

You whisper to Railock: I'm just trying to get us out of Yoriver and the plot tangles untangled. =3=; Keep going.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr pauses in his muching of Gamal's food, and looks down with an odd frown, but doesn't say anything.

Gamal-Junayd whispers: yeah I know. It's just a battle both me as a player and the char would be itching to fight. it can be done in a mini if you want it off stage, just want to try and set it up

You whisper to Railock: Sure.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi ponders a moment.. who are the other known archmages in the world?

You whisper to Railock: We're just skipping to morning, anyway.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... I want to just get away, I've been fighting here for months now, you know. It's finally done.&quot; =_= &quot;..I'm already very weary of unwanted duels.&quot; She casts Serrierr a brief flat look. She sighs heavily again. &quot;...But... I can respect your reasons for wanting to fight. I guess.&quot; She adds the last part very grudgingly. &quot;..But at the same time, you do know I've got a queue of every Kordite fighter in the church lining up with the same grudge match in mind?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That said, by the Cudgel's grace. . .there's means in my hands that not even his filthy kind can shrug off these days. The criminal shall be ours, by hook or by crook.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There are a number. Trying to get things done here.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">That's right DM. Scramble for world details. NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS. *birck'd!*

Tomiko Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( XP ))

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;No Doubt. name the place and location, I'll be there at whatever time you think you can make it. It can even be outside the town gates so you can leave right after.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;How many do we have on our side, Senior Analyst? Me, Marty, Anise. . . just hope she'll be sober enough. . .&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">I don't even know where everyone is. =w=;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;That way you wouldn't even have to return to the temple tonight if you think it would be bothersome.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">That's why I'm trying to get everyone back to the temple and the party wound down. =w=;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">WHere's TOmiko?


 * Tomiko Lazarus pouts, &quot;I just wanna go h-h-hooome~&quot; =w=;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Right behind you.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">10 feet below your token on the tavern map

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is your stealthy ally going to assist?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">I'm actually in the caves. Sooooo


 * Tomiko Lazarus sighs again and thinks.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Poke poke prod to the Tomiko. &quot;Hey. You.&quot; Oh, it's an elf.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr looks between Gamal and Tomiko, with a contrite frown on his face. &quot;...I am sorry I put you in this position, Tomi.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You caught her at a distracted moment. She glances down over her shoulder with a raised brow and faintly, perhaps falsely, sad look. &quot;?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I. . . am unsure. She wasn't eager to, as of her status as a foreign citizen, but then, she wasn't entirely averse to other means of help. . .&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*eager to aid directly

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh. Hello.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;You're good.&quot; She says flatly. &quot;So here

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">Sometime between now and morning, a pile of carved, cooked purple worm steaks is delivered to the Pelorite temple. Fire breath is useful.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Maybe if you spoke to her, Senior Analyst.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">'s the deal. Next time you need any work or you're just bored, look for an elven settlement named Eytherinu.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...?&quot; =_=;

Thomas Lazarus:<i><font color="#FF0000">What are you doing, Tathi. =3=;

</i>Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr....actually puts a hand over his eyes and forehead.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">She puts her hands on her hips. &quot;It's called a work offer. Come on now, I know you're one of those who are strong AND smart.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..T..thank you?&quot; She remarks a bit uncertainly. &quot;Where's that?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;South of Castleton. West of Redtree. In the old sylvan woods. Your brother will be living there as well.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">....Question.


 * Tomiko Lazarus scoffs at that last part. &quot;..Come again?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Did Tomi store those adamantine doors somewhere in the temple?

Thomas Lazarus:<i><font color="#FF0000">WHAT ARE YOU DOING TATHI. =3=;

</i>Glitch:<font color="#000000">Tathi.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Wat r u doin.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Tathi.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Stahp. :U

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Yeah. Turns out this old nemesis of mine has put forward the idea of starting a Leaden Mace branch in my sanctuary. I made it on one condition. Your brother is either the commander or at least the second in command.&quot;


 * VAE pokes Lia

VAE:<font color="#000000">anything from Gradia?


 * Gradia Thorngage sighs. &quot;We will have to see how this... 'conversation' goes.&quot;

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( Pity Miron's not actually in the tavern.. he could have overheard that. |P Handwave him in? I think it'd be interesting. ))

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Actually, she probably just carries them in per pack, with the rest of her (very few) worldly possessions. But since there was IC mention of a deal and plenty of behind the scenes time, she could've given Gnogglebolt some.

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( especially since Tathi didn't distinctly say who the commander would be. ))

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She would've wanted adamantine chain for it though.

GM:<font color="#000000">WHERE THE FLIP IS EVERYBODY ANYWAY D:


 * GM is brick'd.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed. It's all in the Saint's hands now. May he guide us towards fulfilling our duty.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">lawls

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi and Tomiko, at least, are at the Bee and Flower.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Oh, well, okay. Gnogglebolt just wanted to leave her a note saying &quot;By the way, I still need to know if you would like me to craft anything in particular out of the adamantine plates, or if you want it to be surprise&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">OH WAIT TATHI IS TELEPORTING EVERYONE AROUND- *brick'd*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">gamal still in tavern

Glitch:<font color="#000000">NOW YOU KNOW WHY CHRONOS IS A VENGEFUL TIMEKEEPER


 * Tomiko Lazarus seems particularly vexed by all this.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Uhm... I'll keep it in mind.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">But, suffice to say, Gnogglebolt and Vonain are/were in the temple from night to morning. Neither went to the tavern.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Good. Don't be a stranger, Tomiko.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">Sszeyl spends four hours looking at the local creeks.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">If any are deep enough to riverwalk, he does it, but after four hours, returns to the temple.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">W-w-we need to talk. &gt;.&gt;; *bricked*

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...Sure.&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus slowly glances back to Gamal. &quot;...&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">There's nothing terribly deep. You find a pond, but it's pretty scummy.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr is just looking flatly at Tathi, until he says &quot;I'm...thinking I should probably excuse myself, before any further reasons come along for you to, ah, finish what you started with me, Tomi.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Did it just happen? Just then?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">I'm recruiting your entire damn family, the Toris's, and all of Sszeyl's kids, and THERE AIN'T SHIT YOU CAN DO.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Did what?&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus just offers a dismissive wave. &quot;Goodnight.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">To Gamal. &quot;..Nevermind, I guess..&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi leaves for the temple. Not a random location in the town just to see how bald we can make the DM.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I hope yours is, too.&quot; Serrierr says, and heads out into the night, still with some food and a bottle of some unidentified alchohol as he goes to find more parties elsewhere.

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Aelian's sure to shake Tim's hand before he leaves. &quot;Quite the business, eh? Do come by Eytherinu if you find the time. A growing settlement is always looking to buy and sell.&quot; He says, before he heads to the temple too, green hound in tow.


 * VAE pokes lia again

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">But he eventually finds his way back to the temple.


 * Gamal-Junayd just waits patiently for an answer.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No further responses I'm just waiting for everyone to get back. ^^;


 * Tomiko Lazarus sighs one final time. &quot;..I really don't want to fight you.. but.. ... ..let's just sleep on it. We'll see what happens in the morning.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh ho, UNDERESTIMATED US FAFFING ABOUT, DID YOU? PERILOUSLY CLOSE TO ANOTHER SESSION IN YORIVER, EH? |D


 * Dr. Hatari bricked.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Oh yeah!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I hope to see you then, I'll do my best to prepare a good meal in the morning then.&quot; and I hope you don't run away...::bricked::


 * RAM was pretty sure this would happen, actually. =3=

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">THOMAS I HAVE THE SUDDEN URGE TO GO FAF ABOUT IN A RANDOM SHOP WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN ME.

GM:<font color="#000000">I just have no idea where everyone is and am trying to get folks gathered up so we can progress things and I'm so confused *brick'd*

GM:<font color="#000000">So so confused

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I think tomi and gamal are done

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I'm wherever, just waiting until the faffing is done. =3=

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Can we atleast glaze over the fight? *whines -- bricked*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That said, Senior Analyst. . .if it comes down to steel. . .This lolthian scum, they readily resist most types of magic, through some sort of an abyssal blessing, no doubt. Even I have a hard time affecting one, and I have trained for it, specifically. It would do well, if I may suggest, to focus on indirect effects on your part.'

Serrierr whispers: -sometime- during the night, or the morning. Whenever is after the conversation Miron and Gradia are having. Serrierr finds one of the Olidamarrans from before, and passes them a note. Did you find out when the those 'mace' people plan to make their move?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">...how about a mini instead if you'd rather not do it today, cause I'd actually like to see if he can take her, and as gamal is likely to be gone soon, I don't think it'll mess up continuity putting it into a mini

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Okay now the Lazarus twins are back at the temple and timeskip ready.

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( WHEN POWER GAMERS COOOLLLIIIIDDDEEE ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">haha

VAE:<font color="#000000">but come on

VAE:<font color="#000000">it was awesome

VAE:<font color="#000000">with the scribbling bard array

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I just.. serious really hate duels OOC. I find no joy in 1 on 1 PvP in any medium. Uhg. I want to not do anymore so much. |D; *bricked*

You whisper to Glitch: A note back. ''Soon, but not exactly when. Tonight or tomorrow.''

VAE:<font color="#000000">Really?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yes really. I hate 2d fighter pvp, I hate 1 on 1 RTS, I hate MMO duels. Meehhhh.

VAE:<font color="#000000">because for hating it you're damn good at it x3

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">Sszeyl just enjoys some time sitting with Swallowtail.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Not the point.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">Not saying anything, just sitting in the same general location as.

Serrierr whispers: Serrierr then goes to find Altonor&amp;Co--oooooooh, Commander Mackenzie is the one who was going to talk &quot;man to man, knight to knight&quot;, to Altonor?

You whisper to Glitch: Yes.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I knwo, and I sort of prefer team stuff myself

VAE:<font color="#000000">WoT was great on so many aspects


 * Dr. Hatari didn't notice Magic was connected still.

Serrierr whispers: Well, -if- Serrierr notices that, then he doesn't do anything for the moment.


 * Dr. Hatari pets the good audience.

You whisper to Glitch: So Serrierr will find Altonor talking with him. If you want to do anything with that meeting, care to do it in the central chat?

VAE:<font color="#000000">ehh. How's audience that tosses out no random silly ever good? x3


 * Dr. Hatari prefers it. =w=#

GM:<font color="#000000">Could we take the OOC chatter to IRC, please?

Serrierr whispers: Nah, Serrierr just stays in the center court of the temple...and keeps an ear on the conversation, but does not outwardly do anything.

Magic:<font color="#000000">(If you wanted me to, you need only ask.)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sure, sorry. What's left for this in-game day?

Gamal-Junayd whispers: btw. any chance, this is totally off screen though. any chance the draconic merchant has a salve of slipperiness to buy?

GM:<font color="#000000">Not much. Going to bed, pretty much, unless VAE or anyone wants to pounce on Captain Mackenzie.

You whisper to Railock: If not him, one of the merchants outside of town.

Gamal-Junayd whispers: so gamal can...aquire one before tomorrow's duel?

VAE:<font color="#000000">If it's been agreed on between Miron's superiors, that'd be kinda pointless

You whisper to Railock: Yes.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I guess ,him and Gradia finish talking, and there's that

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's sort of, if the queen did nothing, the pawn won't.


 * Thomas Lazarus should probably pick spells properly instead of 'I'll select them later uuuuhg level uuups' written everywhere. =3=;

Serrierr whispers: Just for knowledge's sake, what -is- the overall outcome of the conversation between Mackenzie and Altonor? Which side does Mackenzie sound to be on? Can roll a sense motive if necessary

You whisper to Glitch: The conversation goes along lines of duty and honor, sharing stories and the like, discussing goals, methods, and ideologies, but eventually gets to the matter at hand. They're not going to let this go, Mackenzie cautions. But he knows Altonor has been working with the Palm, and makes some suggestions. Ways to give them what they want, but still come out with Altonor's goals intact, and perhaps even boosted.

Serrierr whispers: Serrierr is satisfied then, and does nothing further

Captain Henry Mackenzie:<font color="#000000">Mackenzie and Altonor eventually come down to the basement, with a few guards. They part with a firm handshake and a few parting words in Elven, before Altonor heads into a room, and a guard takes post outside of it.

VAE:<font color="#000000">where's everyone else?

VAE:<font color="#000000">ohh

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">This is still on the day of battle, yes?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

Glitch:<font color="#000000">of 'battle'?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">serrier vs tomiko

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oh

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I meant the fortress... :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">still night, then.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But sure.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">it's all same day anyway!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Still night, still the day of. I haven't announced a day switch.

VAE:<font color="#000000">*nod*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Oh yeah, and if Tomiko really did come into the temple during the night, Gnogglebolt finds her, and--noticing she seems a bit frazzled, politely asks if she had any particular requests for him to make something out of her adamantine plates in exchange for one or two for himself, or if she wanted a surprise.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm. Miron and Gradia are still around watching it?

VAE:<font color="#000000">meh

VAE:<font color="#000000">of course

VAE:<font color="#000000">I meant

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain, I guess, spent the night meeting with his other Trinity compatriots and contacting superiors to inform them of the situation.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">If they haven't gone to bed, yes, they might have seen that exchange.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Suitable body armor to her specifications. An adamantine chain shirt. Also, some lengths of actual full sized adamantine chains. ... That's exactly how she requests it, too. Matter-of-factly and expectantly, without hesitation after the offer. Gnogglebolt gets access to all of the adamantine.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt affirms and scurries off to the workshops with the adamantine to get the labor started.

Miron:<font color="#000000">*frowns at the sight of the two shaking hands*

Miron:<font color="#000000"> &quot;I hope that was the Captain's tactical skill at play, rather than his allegiance. ..

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Or maybe it was both. ;)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I would talk with Sheythsanthi, buuut yeah. |D;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Timeskip go. *sleep*

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Eh?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It'll come up later eventually anyways.

Miron:<font color="#000000"> &quot;Is there anything left to do, Senior Analyst? And, what shall be the signal?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">chainshirt... 100+5,000

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">BETTER BE MASTERWORK. *bricked*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">DC....

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(Masterwork is included in adamantine cost. xP)

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">10+AC bonus. Huh.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Wow.

Meany:<font color="#333333">So.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">so, 14. But I can voluntarily increase for faster craftime.

Meany:<font color="#333333">You could create a custom Chain Shirt.

Captain Henry Mackenzie:<font color="#000000">&quot;I hear little whispers. Ho, Leaden Mace!&quot;

Meany:<font color="#333333">And after the roll, if it exceedes 10.

Meany:<font color="#333333">Say.

Meany:<font color="#333333">&quot;Oh, I hit my DC marker right on.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#333333">And add points.

Meany:<font color="#333333">The same way Q does with surgery.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Greetings, Captain.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

Gamal-Junayd whispers: please let him smite the evil macers!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">nah, doesn't work like that. :B

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, captain?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">anyway... &#171; &#160;10+23 = 10 + 23 = 33&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">hmmm.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Dem.

Meany:<font color="#333333">It should totally work like that.

Meany:<font color="#333333">Because.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">if only I had ooooone more plus--!

Meany:<font color="#333333">That would make our gear.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">GRAAAANT.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I NEED AID ANOTHER.

Meany:<font color="#333333">Awesome.

VAE:<font color="#000000">. ..

VAE:<font color="#000000">you need a research Grant


 * VAE brick'd

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">XD

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">I told you, theorist. =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">. . . isn't it theorists who always need them?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">GRAAAAAANT.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I'LL TELL THE BIG SCARY LADY IT WAS YOUR FAULT.

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">Soon as you get to real stuff it all falls apart. &#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 10 + 17 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Oh. x3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Anyway.

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">There's your fuckin' aid another. =3=

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'm pretty sure he doesn't afraid of anything anyways.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">takin' 10. &#171; &#160;10+23+2 = 10 + 23 + 2 = 35&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; verus voluntarily-increased DC 34

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;35*34 = 35 * 34 = 1190&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for one day/night's work...

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">normally in CP, but with craftincrease, that's...in....SP...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Haha wow, copper?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">....I don't suppose Improved Industrious Haste applies to things other than tech devices? -3- *checks*


 * Captain Henry Mackenzie 's mustache twitches in a small smile. &quot;Never doubt the power of words and ears to do what a thousand battles could do. He has agreed to go into custody, provided his rights as a Kellon citizen are respected, as I assured him. As of this moment, he is under our custody, especially pending one particular right he has invoked.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">under -normal- rules, craft by day is in coppers, craft by week is in silvers.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . . And that would be?&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Lia boosted it all to day is silvers, and week is golds.


 * Gradia Thorngage looks skeptical. &quot;... And what right would that be?&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">and Gnogglebolt has a special feat that increases still further, but I -think- it only applies to tech devices.

Captain Henry Mackenzie:<font color="#000000">&quot;A change of venue.&quot;


 * Glitch checks

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Fine, fine. Arrange to have it delivered to Lorellon when it's done. It's not like I need it right now.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . .&quot;

Gamal-Junayd whispers: hmm...if he goes into custody voluntarily, gamal doesn't have the reason to leave party immediatly like he would of.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;A change of venue to where exactly&quot;

Captain Henry Mackenzie:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lorellon.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">LIBERAL TOWN.

Gamal-Junayd whispers: unless perhaps him or masabel ask for gamal or some of hte guardians to go as character witnesses or something

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . .&quot;


 * Gradia Thorngage sputters. &quot;WHAT?!&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(Knew it!)

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;the fuck&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I can't see or hear you but I'm applauding.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">Sszeyl suddenly speaks. &quot;Did you hear that?&quot;

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;His crimes are against the county of Braxton Falls and --&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Besides, is he even a legitimate Kellon citizen?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;It sounded like Miron's hopes and dreams exploding into thousands of tiny pieces.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">OH

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Imp. Industrius Haste -does- apply to -all- crafting!

Captain Henry Mackenzie:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do you not believe our nation's capital capable of dealing with local legislature as well?&quot; The mustache twitches.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Fuck you Sszeyl, and fuck your star wars refferences


 * RAM sniffs.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Smells like...shattered dreams.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Given that a sought criminal was able to walk their streets and purchase pastries with impunity?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">So craft progress: &#171; &#160;5100-1190 = 5100 - 1190 = 3910&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt works through the night, and slumps into a snooring rest come morning.


 * Dr. Hatari is now picturing Braxton Falls as Alabama. Gotta try the black dude in the proud deep south or it's useless. *BRICK'D*

VAE:<font color="#000000">HAAHA

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hatari I luv u

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sorry continue. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'm laughing so hard

Captain Henry Mackenzie:<font color="#000000">The mustache twitches again. &quot;I assure you both, the judges of Lorellon are both fair and well-versed in local laws across the country. You will of course be asked to attend as witnesses...&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">this whole thing is better than I could have ever hoped for and I'm -missing it-! Oh well. xD

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;At least.. . . it must be a formality to anyone seeing reason. . the case against him is clearer than the well upstairs.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;There's dozens of infractions, one more serious than the other. The man released prisoners and assaulted inquisitors on duty.&quot;

Captain Henry Mackenzie:<font color="#000000">&quot;It may be two weeks or more until the courts have an opening, so you have time to prepare your case.&quot;

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;Post him without bail.&quot; &gt;:| &quot;He is a known flight risk.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed. A warded cell, at the very least. And definitely not here.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fort Winterhold. . . hell, even Jones's Rock wouldn't be a bad choice.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Merely not a place where he is surrounded by allies.&quot;

Captain Henry Mackenzie:<font color="#000000">&quot;You'd best submit paperwork to the judge; he decides that, not me. I'm only a soldier.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Who is the judge in Yoriver, even?&quot;

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;Give me a name and adress and I will.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Alabama secedes!! I mean.. Braxton Falls!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">it really -does- fall... xP

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I mean.. there used to be. but things have changed in the last few days.&quot;


 * Captain Henry Mackenzie hands over a slip of paper. &quot;There you are... I have my men posted to keep a watch on him, but for now, it has been a very long day indeed, and I dare say it's time we all catch forty winks.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;A long day indeed.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Saint Cuthbert guide your path, Captain.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Besides like fuck am I going anywhere until loot time. =3= *BRICK'D*


 * Thomas Lazarus fixes spell list properly.

Captain Henry Mackenzie:<font color="#000000">&quot;May lightning illuminate yours.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">that loot will no doubt be used to play with his lawyers

Miron:<font color="#000000"> &quot;Malcanthet's winged cunt. .we'd be better off if they tried him in Lolth-damned Ezzebek.&quot;

Adulian:<font color="#990000">Did somebody say...Lightning?


 * Adulian starts a thunderstorm! *brick'd*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Incidentally, I'm leaving a 6th slot open if I ever need to Recall anywhere, like Lorellon. \o/

GM:<font color="#000000">Mid-session noms while we head to morning?

Miron:<font color="#000000"> &quot;Senior Analyst? I suspect it best to inform Archivist Thompson to get the papers in order...&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 62&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; preemptive weather roll.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hmm.

Miron:<font color="#000000"> &quot;We have a bulletproof case, but something makes me suspect that the criminal scum thinks he can go over our heads somehow&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">ah...kinda missed everything else in the scene I was playing out. ^^;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Gamal for warrior's challenge.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">and can't nom Mackenzie. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000"> &quot;That, or he's buying time.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">you can


 * Gradia Thorngage huffs, and turns on her heel sharply. &quot;Yes. And Commander Coisurn. Rest assured we will see justice.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">NPCs are nommable

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Tomi for trying to dodge the duels. some kordite you are :P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I missed the details, but I saw some good stuff going on with Sszeyl/Tathi/Kerishorak.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Meh.. there are a lot of Kordite tenants I don't care about. I'm also lazy and tired and want to do what I want to do. =w=

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Miron for us alabamians gotta try lynch that colored folk

Miron:<font color="#000000"> &quot;May the Cudgel provide..&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">snrk

VAE:<font color="#000000">Okay

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tathi for butt accessory / ass protrusion

Kerishorak:<font color="#000000">Honestly, I don't know why she's so worried about calling her parents and the elven nobles. I call them all the time and they don't mind. =3= *archmage'd*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Miron for the continued conspiracies of Miron.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Serrier for awesome battle / There she is !!!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tomi for the same

VAE:<font color="#000000">Gamal for figurative cooking

VAE:<font color="#000000">And Altonor + Mackenzie for being irritating cunts in the best way possible

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Seconding Tomi. :3

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">And Gamal!

Altonor:<font color="#000000">What? I can't hear you over the sound of my legality. &gt;:P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Gnogglebolt: Mind on my money. &gt;:U He remembered to use the special materials before Tomi left. :B

Masabel:<font color="#000000">Ada don't taunt the gnome. =3=

Miron:<font color="#000000">Your legality is going to go down like a house of cards, scum.

Miron:<font color="#000000">We have a bulletproof case.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Magic for good lurker. *bricked for obviously just going down connections list*

Miron:<font color="#000000">You have left a cartload of evidence

Miron:<font color="#000000">And Braxton has the best lawyers in the county.

Miron:<font color="#000000">You will pay.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Gradia strikes a Tomi stance and begins a tirade about being descended from the greatest lawyers to have EVER LIVED.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">braxton has the best lawyers? more reason it and all those who tout it are gonna burn in hell

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">it consorts with devils!

VAE:<font color="#000000">pfft.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tathi for questionable recruitment. |D

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I can't wait until that develops in the far future.

GM:<font color="#000000">Onward! The dawn of a new day in Yoriver... Sei, Bahamon 6th, 1221 CA, a cloudy weekend day. Some light snow flurries drift down occasionally in the crisp, cold air.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+21 = 3 + 21 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; A bard is playing the lute in the courtyard, peacefully providing some background music while the Pelorites pray.

Miron:<font color="#000000">And there goes the mood. The inquisitor spent most of the rest of the night rolling around in his bed, sleepless, not able to let his mind go of the utter perversion and abuse of justice the drow just attempted to get away with, grinning in their faces.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">A drow with a tagalong guard, on the other hand, is looking for a dervish.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas rises early, and assumes his increasingly typical position before the courtyard fountain.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oh, by the way...

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Quick question.


 * Thomas Lazarus quietly enters prayer.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">... This is probably the first time anyone's seen him out of his armor, in a faded green tunic.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Can I say Vonain was in the stairwell to the basement, or otherwise nearby to hear the conversation between Mackenzie and Gradia/Miron?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You know what, sure. :3

Miron:<font color="#000000">The few hours of dreamless sleep that he manages to sink into provide some rest, but he wakes up not that late afterwards, pockets under his eyes.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">(not like he had anything else good to do)


 * Dr. Hatari shrug.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Right then. next morning...


 * Gamal-Junayd also rises early, stretches, and prepares breakfast. (Profession(Cook) Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 13 + 15 = 28&#160;  &#187;)

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt's still asleep, slumped over the chainshirt-in-progress.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">He then sets a bowl of it outside of tomiko's room, and waits in the basement for his answer.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr is still in the fountain, using his power to cintue to aid people

Miron:<i><font color="#000000">Cuthbert's leaden dick. . . there's not many times the time's right for that phrase, but today is definitely it.

</i>Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">And vonain...

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">wait, where'd Mac go?

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">Clunk. A plate of toast and pasty porridge is put down beside Gnogglebolt. &quot;Adamantine rings. Somebody hates you.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You put a bowl of food outside my door? |D;

Tomiko Lazarus:<i><font color="#FF0000">Sonofabitch

</i><font color="#FF0000">. I remember to get up early. *bricked*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">He's making sure you have a good breakfast.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">He'd put it in your room but doesn't know if he'd disturb anything.

Captain Henry Mackenzie:<font color="#000000">Mackenzie spent the night with his troops, but returned in the morning around prayer time.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">if the doors open by thomas leaving, he'll leave it next to your bed

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well, she shares it with Ed and I and whoever tends to sleep in the fourth cot.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Blwuh?&quot; Gnogglebolt blinks and wakes up groggily. &quot;Adamantine...stupid ring...get back in place...need...higher tempera...&quot; Gnogglebolt blinks again and looks around.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...is it morning?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">Mackenzie 'spent the night with his troops'.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">fine then, it's left next to your bed miss always sleeps in late

VAE:<font color="#000000">*SNRK*

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">IfyouknowwhatImean.jpg

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yes

VAE:<font color="#000000">He and altonor

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks down at the partially-done chainshirt on the workbench. &quot;...Oh yeah.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">... :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">That explains SO MUCH

VAE:<font color="#000000">The moustache twirling, the handshake

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">At any rate.

Meany:<font color="#333333">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9URWCfpVd8

Meany:<font color="#333333">Miron and Altonor.

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Next time somebody commissions you for adamantine gear, tell 'em scale, banded, or plate.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus parts his eyes, and stands with an 'oof', vaguely sore.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain, after overhearing the conversation from last night, approaches Mackenzie with his Trinity badge pinned to his chest.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...heh.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Strum, strum~ &#171; &#160;1d20+21 = 15 + 21 = 36&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Ed seems to have hit upon a new melody. He plays it a few times, a few different ways, and then....

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Maybe I will, but...&quot; Gnogglebolt looks down at the shirt...about one-fifth complete in one night's work, and points at it. &quot;Just tell me you could possibly make something like this that fast. But thanks for your help, I was able to do things faster.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">*poof* He disappears!

Meany:<font color="#333333">Miron: &quot;He is the gay one.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">Did you sleep at all, ninja girl? &gt;:O

Miron:<font color="#000000">Of course, the inquisitor makes sure to find Gradia as soon as he is done with his morning prayers. Passing around Gamal, Altonor and the guard, he tosses them a murderous glance, all that more underlined by his pale face and sacks under his eyes..

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;If we're not gone by today, and if you don't mind, I could use your help to get more done.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">.... I sorry? I was asleep.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">Good.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;...Commander Mackenzie, Sir?&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey, Gamal. Got a minute?&quot; As the guard follows behind.


 * Shankfang the Deffrider ...I dunno, wakes up and gets breakfast, I guess.

Miron:<font color="#000000">The booze and leftovers of Whitaker's curse don't make it any better.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Try not to sound too excited. :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm? Oh sure, just waiting on someone to wake up.&quot;

Scarred Old Wolf:<font color="#000000">The gigantic wolf curled around the kneeling captain looks up and snuffs in Vonain's general direction.

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( brb, bio ))

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">(oh shit he's actually praying)

Gamal-Junayd whispers: was just about to ask altonors what's up hah

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas considers for a bit.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain steps back and settles down to wait patiently.


 * Thomas Lazarus smiles slightly, then heads off downstairs.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know what's happening with the loot we found in the duergar fortress?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Good morning.&quot; To everyone present, in passing. Thomas approaches Shankfang.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Cudgel bless, Senior Analyst.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;No I don't I could ask around. Why, are you leaving now?&quot;

Captain Henry Mackenzie:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good morning, Radiant.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, might have to. Getting arrested and all.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Say, Shankfang..&quot;

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( back! ))

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Arrested? For helping route out a bunch of devils? Or is this something Miron's done?&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">After Mackenzie finishes and responds, Vonain clears his throat to speak. &quot;I was wondering sir, as a member of the Order of the Radiant Trinity, that I might have permission to question the drow prisoner you have in custody.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">The completely flippant attitude is what makes it work so well

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, not muh, I'm just getting arrested and all that shizzle.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">*much

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ah, Guten Morgen, Tomas!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vas ist los?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'm going to assume the germanic roots of his mother and ork germanic are different and he doesn't know what guten morgen means. *bricked*

VAE:<font color="#000000">His mother has germanic origin?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Is that why he and his sister are aryan race posterkids ? x3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well, yeah. Her name is Nina, she named her familiar B&#228;rli.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Yes.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nina actually isn't very germanic, I think

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">They are the master race!

VAE:<font color="#000000">plenty such in slovakia

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">*shrug*

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;The latter, you could say. Braxtons, they wait until they don't need you, then they get right back to throwing you under the cart. So y'see, the money might come in handy. Just wondering if it had been sold yet; hard to pay lawyers with barbazu glaives.&quot; He cracks a small smile that doesn't quite reach all the way up.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I think, at least

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He smiles. &quot;Well..&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Thomas and Shankfang could overhear this as well, since they're... right there. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I know but I'm busy so I'm ignoring it. *bricked*

Miron:<font color="#000000">Can I hear, too? Or do we assume those two are somewhere further off?


 * Shankfang the Deffrider keeps an ear to that conversation, yes, but is talking with Tom right now.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Roll Listen.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 11 + 6 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Listen

Liatai:<font color="#000000">He could catch snippets.


 * Captain Henry Mackenzie arches an eyebrow. &quot;Word travels quickly.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I just finished my prayers, and.. now that we're not under any threat of devils and combat, I can finally consider using my magic on less.. battle-like things.&quot; He cradles his chin and sobers a little, but continues smiling. &quot;I had considered the things you spoke of.. vis a vis your interest in adoption. You were all in my thoughts.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It lead me to realize, though, that ... well. Would you like to visit your fiance?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:O

Miron:<i><font color="#000000">The scum. There was a ceasefire. It ended with Montclaire's arrest. And fuck me with a barbazu's glaive if I or any of us ever needed that wretched filth of all spiderfucking filths ever crawling out of Lolth's diseased cunt to defile this land.

</i>Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vould Hy?!&quot; :D

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, partially sir. More that conversations held in public hallways tend to be, ahem, public, if you catch me.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Meanwhile, if anyone's in the courtyard, could you roll a Listen check?


 * Thomas Lazarus shrugs slightly. &quot;Not necessarily for anything. Just.. whatever.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Going along with this willingly? I guess if you're talking lawyers...I can see about making sure the money gets to you...do you know where you will be having the trial?&quot; he leans in for a second and whispers &quot;And I can perhaps provide a character witness on the so called men of law that came after you...at the request of the traitorous whittaker&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor's teeth grind.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 9 + 12 = 21&#160; <font color="#333333">&#187; Listen check!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I could take people to ...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He seems to finally clue in on what's happening next to him and grows a little distracted. He looks over with a saddened, concerned expression. &quot;?&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;My questions won't be part of any official interrogation or evidence. I just wanted to speak to him a bit. Will you give me leave to do so, as he is in your custody?&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Probably as soon as the Braxtons can manage it. Should be in Lorellon, though; provided the Braxtons don't try to pull anything. They might.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is Masabel going with you?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy vouldn't put it past dem to do vatever dey kan.&quot; &gt;:|

You whisper to Meany: You hear a bard's voice distantly from the roof. &quot;... Hey! .... Hello? .... I'm stuck...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang finally chimes in on the conversation.


 * Thomas Lazarus sighs through his nose.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">At any rate, after finishing the breakfast Grant brought him (and thanking him for it), Gnogglebolt starts to head up...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He doesn't seem surprised.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nah, I got them to agree to that, at least.&quot; &gt;:\

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... I'm sorry.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Sure.. yes. We can.. probably divvy out a share for you early. Tim is around.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">and sees Altonor being led by a guard. &quot;What the--Altonor?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu kannot zo much az kross de street in Braxton vitout zumone demandink permission forms und arrestink you for not heffing dem in triplikate.&quot; &gt;:|

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;....Um...what...why....you're arrested?&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus rubs half his forehead and looks uncomfortable. Stuck on two sides!

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas Lazarus is... ''stuck on the right side of the law. /Movieguyvoice''

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you can't, just give my share to Masabel.&quot; He looks over to Gamal. &quot;... Though I sure wouldn't say no to any witnesses.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Have the feeling we're going to need all the help we can get.&quot;

Captain Henry Mackenzie:<font color="#000000">&quot;Of course.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy vill help, if hyu vould like.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Thank you, Sir.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor attempts to pet Striga for a while, then begans to flip through his book, but can't focus on the words.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain heads downward.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well...I'm sure Thomas can take care of sszeyel...so If the don't mind me tagging along...I can go with you.&quot;

Miron:<i><font color="#000000">Fuck. This .. this is incredible.

</i>Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; He snaps back to attention, looking to Shankfang. &quot;Ah. About that..&quot;

Miron:<i><font color="#000000">The piece of filth laughing in our faces, and spitting his poison.

</i>Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Altonor...why have you been arrested?&quot; Gnogglebolt asks again in concern.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hmm?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I was just saying.. right. I learned how to Recall. I could travel between here, Castleton, and Lorellon. No problem. I could do it twice today. Or.. in the future. So I was thinking of offering to let you see your fiance, since nothing's more pressing today.&quot; He offers a weak smile, then glances to Altonor. &quot;..Perhaps in the future, we'll have to visit Lorellon, too..&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Mmm, Hy vould very much appreciate dat, Tomas. It hes been far too long.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I mean.. Tathi can do it better than me. But I guess now we can do that much more.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;Edaric is stuck.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">He points up. &quot;On the roof.&quot;


 * Altonor sighs. &quot;Braxtons.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">He proceedes to get to the highest floor he can manage, and get room to jump.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&#171; &#160;1d20+24+mod = 15 + 24 + 0 = 39&#160; <font color="#333333">&#187; Jump check!


 * Gamal-Junayd turns to the guard &quot;Who would I have to ask to travel with you on your way to lorellon?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">For the roof!


 * Thomas Lazarus looks a little surprised. &quot;...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You want to leave for there?&quot; o.o

Soldier 31:<font color="#000000">As does the guard. &quot;Captain Mackenzie, sir.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">To Gamal, to clarify.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Gnogglebolt, it iz Braxton. He probably walked trough de city on a (Whatever Tuesday is) vitout de forms to do so.&quot; =3=

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Nica. :P

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt groans. &quot;You're not...you're being taken back to Braxton, are you, Altonor?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ica, Nica, Rada, Khada, Loda, and Sei are the days of the Kellon week.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">HAH SEE, IT IS NOT ONLY HATARI WHO DOES NOT KNOW THE DAYS.


 * Teeny Rin bricked.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">While everyone talks and such.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">Sszeyl slow-mo jumps for the roof.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(poor edaric. ^^; )

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">Cheesey inspirational music plays.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Lorellon, unless de Braxton fools pull zummdink to schtop it.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Ed stumbles back a bit. &quot;Whoa! -- Hi Sszeyl.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-WHW-QNswE&amp;feature=player_detailpage#t=24s

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt blinks, tilts his head and brightens up a little. &quot;Huh...if that...then...I see...&quot; He looks down, deep in thought, as he starts muttering to himself.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;...&quot; He sheepishly rubs the back of his neck. &quot;... I dunno how I got up here.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;More travel along to make sure something unseemly doesn't happen to Altonor after all he's done to help the people of the town. Sszeyel...really, doesn't seem to care at all about the seal we've been workign so hard to help him aquire. Unless you believe you will need my aid talking to another group of dragons to patch up a seal he rips open on the slightest whim? I just think I might be of more use somewhere helping Altonor here.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY3XiM7oGj0

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;I see.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">Sszeyl looks down at the pond.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">X3

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#333333">&quot;SERRIERR.&quot;

</b>Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain then arrives in the basement, looks at the guard, and points out his badge. &quot;I've been given permission by your commander to question the prisoner, soldier. If you'll escort us into a room where we might talk?&quot;

Sszeyl: <b><font color="#333333">&quot;OY.&quot;

</b> Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr looks up, then rises straight up to the opening in the roof.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;Ed is stuck up here, take him down please?&quot;

Soldier 31:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Yes, or course. Make way, make way.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Heh...&quot; ^^; Thomas awkwardly cannot refute Gamal, and so, doesn't.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Meanwhile...

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oop. Gotta get back to being arrested. Hopefully see you all again before they clap me in irons all the way. Good luck out there.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr looks around, raises an eyebrow, but moves over to grab Edaric with his huge arm, lifts him up to the air, then flies down inside the temple.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Omf nom munch. =3=

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">This person appears, still eating a bowl of breakfast.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now how did you manage that on accident, Heartsinger?&quot;


 * Edaric dangles. &quot;I have no idea! Really.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Any luck with contacting the judge, Senior Analyst?'

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;I was just playing like usual, and the next thing I know, I'm on the roof.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(erk, where'd the soldier go? Missed it, I was busy moving Serrierr. ^^;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah...I'll hopefully meet up with you all in castleton after it's over. I'm sure you will have more fun than I will&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And. . . shall I Send to Thompson?&quot;

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes. Bail is pending.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Sup.&quot; She points a fork at everyone assembled.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">Sszeyl, standing on the roof, pulls Ed up so he's not dangling, and offers him to Serrierr.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Ohthere he is

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor appears rather twitchy and restless.


 * Thomas Lazarus offers his sister a little wave.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Cudgel be praised in his divine glory.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hope your enjoying your breakfast. &quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Thinking of teleporting to Castleton for a bit. Maybe the others would like to join..? I could take a few people with me.&quot;

Masabel:<font color="#000000">As does the female drow to the south, wearing a hole in the floor pacing and occasionally taking out her swords to practice a form.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain steps in the room, and looks at the guard. &quot;You can stand guard outside the door, son. He won't be escaping under my watch, I can promise you that.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;No thanks.&quot; =3=

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She nods to Gamal rather simply.

Sszeyl: <b><font color="#333333">&quot;I'm so happy everyone noticed Edaric teleporting to the roof and almost falling. It would have been such a shame if no one did.&quot;

</b> Soldier 31:<font color="#000000">&quot;Can't leave the prisoner unattended, sir.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh shush only you were up there to get notice checks. :B *bricked*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;No, If I'm to travel with altonor to make sure someone doesn't try to throw a wrench in the trial, then best If I travel with them normally. &quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;He isn't unattended.&quot; Vonain says calmly to the guard.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">Nooo, anyone in the Courtyard got one.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Exactly.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">Well, Tathi and Aelian are there at least.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&gt;:U

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tomiko...I have something to do very quickly before I ask for an answer to what I asked last night. Depending on this task...I may have to postpone my request.&quot; He then turns adn finds the commander

Soldier 31:<font color="#000000">The guard frowns back. &quot;Right, because I'm here. Consider me a shiny fly on the wall.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I doubt it. *bricked*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy vould like to go!&quot; :D

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy vant to see Talfeera!&quot; :3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">where is the commander?

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain 'hmph's, but does move to close the door first, at least.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She seems a little surprised.

Captain Henry Mackenzie:<font color="#000000">Courtyard.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Very definitely closes the door, considering who's standing outside.


 * Edaric adjusts his cloak. &quot;-- Would'ja mind putting me down, please? Kind of hard to breathe.&quot; =3=;;;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Sure thing.&quot; He smiles. He then considers a little bit. &quot;Let's maybe ask the others real quick if anyone else is interested, then we can do it before the sun rises too high.&quot;


 * Gamal-Junayd approaches the captain &quot;Excuse me sir, May I ask something of you?&quot; Pulling out all the stops to at least try and be diplomatic about it if theres anything special he should do cause of guys rank... (Diplomacy Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 19 + 10 = 29&#160;  &#187;)

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;I'm waiting for the celestial to take you down to the ground floor.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Oh yeah, Serrierr deposits Edaric in the temple.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Er, already did, Sszeyl.

Captain Henry Mackenzie:<font color="#000000">&quot;You may.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(at least I said I did)

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">And Sszeyl turns around on the roof, and swan dives down.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">RIIIIIIIIIIKOLAAAAAAAA

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">wat

Blonde Toddler:<font color="#000000">&quot; Flyin' men! &quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I feel a disturbance in the Sszeyl. *looks at platinum ring* :T

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Anyway, After the door's closed, Vonain turns back to Altonor and takes a seat on one of the beds. &quot;Now, this isn't an official interrogation or anything mind you, nothing said here is going to be used as records or evidence, just so you know.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">Sszeyl flips mid-air, and fans out his voluminous coat, which acts briefly as a parachute, slowing him by thirty-feet.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I've heard you plan on taking Altonor to lorellon for trial. I was wondering If I may accompany you, so as to offer myself as a character witness.&quot; bit quieter here &quot;As a witness to both to actions I've seen him take during his time here, and the actions done by those who are seeking his arrest&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Shoot.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Thing is

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's irrelevant.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain clasps his fingers together with a slight smirk. &quot;I just wanted to know...what, in Corellon's undergarments and the bowels of devourers did you do do get those Braxtons this riled up at you?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Even if Miron was arrested and tried it wouldn't change one iota because he is merely seeking his arrest, and isn't even the principal witness to the crimes Altonor committed

RAM:<font color="#990000">Oh no, it's relevant.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Not necessarily. A lot of stuff can get perfectly good evidence thrown out of a court if it's acquired in an unlawful method. A case could be made on his behalf.

RAM:<font color="#990000">^

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Speaking from experience.

VAE:<font color="#000000">But he isn't being tried on what he did in Yoriver, 's the point.


 * Dr. Hatari has witnessed a GUILTY AS SIN man walk because of some minor stumbling the police prosecutors did.

VAE:<font color="#000000">or rather, won't be. Or it won't be the case's backbone

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Eh maybe. :v

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But distractions!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Besides, don't you think Braxton lawyers know this?

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;So.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Discrediting the arresting officers would go a long way.


 * Captain Henry Mackenzie nods. &quot;If that is your wish. We'll be headed to Fort Winterhold first, just before midday -- we could secure a spot in the guest areas for you while things get processed.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;That happened.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">One of them, at most.


 * Altonor snorts. &quot;Didn't agree with how they did things, and acted on it to help people in need, that's what.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Heh, Hatari - in Slovakia that happens intentionally

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh.. Gnogglebolt, would you be interested in visiting your workshop this afternoon?&quot; :.

VAE:<font color="#000000">as in, prosecutors get bribed to fuck up like that x3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm thinking of Recalling back for a little while.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Mostly for Shankfang, but I could bring others.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:3

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain nods. &quot;I hear ya. Though...could you perhaps be a little more specific?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hahah

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I would thank you for this chance. I will be here at mid day. Should I secure a mount for the trip, or would it be possible to borrow one?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">I think I'm gonna nom Altonor for diplomatic response

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">just before that is

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...wait, you mean in Castleton?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yanno, I did .. stuff. Lots of it.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Of course.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It's really safe, don't worry.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Namely...who was in 'need', and why?&quot;

Captain Henry Mackenzie:<font color="#000000">&quot;No need. One of our magi will be teleporting us.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt blinks. &quot;...Huh!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">Pelor is Tom's co-pilot.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Will you bring us back to rejoin everyone else as they move north again, though?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">. . . pfft

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">They have a 83% successful flight record.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Sure. We still have a journey ahead of us, afterall.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">owl, you win

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I see. well than thank you, and I would be more than happy to pay for my spot with your party then, as well as my own traveling expenses and lodging. I understand the use of such magic is not cheap.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Huh!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I....I'll have to think about it.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I just hope it doesn't scare our secretary, haha.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Sure. I'll ask around briefly. Mull it over. No pressure.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas unlocks ability: Teleport anywhere for mid-week minisession faffing at will.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt mentally counts the days since leaving castleton.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">only one week...

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">hm.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;Just came to let you know, Ed almost fell off the roof.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus double-takes. &quot;Why??&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;Teleportation.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;wat&quot;


 * Altonor sighs, and thinks. &quot;Debtors who had no chance to get out. People who were imprisoned for laughable crimes like not signing paperwork in the right ink. Victims of monster attacks who their guards turned a blind eye to, and people who were falsely accused. Pretty much what I was doing here, before it got this bad.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Is he okay?&quot; =_=;;

Gamal-Junayd whispers: with that diplomacy he's trying to impress that it's purely him paying his own way to not be a burden, NOT meant as a bribe

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt stares flatly at Sszeyl.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;....I might take a rain check on your offer, Thomas...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">You also notice the rather large burns on Sszeyl's arms, neck, and face.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;Yep.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus waves his palms around placatingly, &quot;No, no, it's not.. it's not teleporting! It's not like how Tathi arcane-does it!&quot; D|;;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It has no failure chance!! |D;;;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;Ed teleported himself.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;Bard magic.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'll che--&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain watches and listens levelly, though there's only the barest hint of the corners of his mouth twitching higher as Altonor speaks. &quot;And...you're going to be tried for...releasing these people? Among a few other charges, I'm sure.&quot;

Captain Henry Mackenzie:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lodging and expenses -- we don't pay to have our own magi cast spells for their duty!&quot; The captain chuckles.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; He considers. &gt;:.c

VAE:<font color="#000000">. . among a few other charges

VAE:<font color="#000000">How diplomatically put

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'll check on him. Let me know what you decide soon, okay?&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;... I might have also run away from them and taunted them a bit to let people escape. And caused a bit of accidental property damage. And fought in self-defense.&quot; =3=c

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">|3;; Thomas looks around.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahaha

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I am not a student of the arcane, I did not know if my presence might cause extra stress on him, or additionaly costly components. Well than thank you, I will return, I do have one thing left to do before I leave if at all possible.&quot; and he heads back looking for tomiko

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She's still there, looking bored and somber, holding a now empty bowl.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">That actually does get a raised eyebrow from Vonain, but only slightly. He stands up. &quot;Well, that's about all I was curious about. Thanks for talking with me.&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus crooks a brow. &quot;..So what's up?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You know what's up, Tomi!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Don't play ignorant!

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well he told me to wait on something first. =3=

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Also the gnome tried to sneak up on me in trance, and it didn't go well. &quot; &gt;.&gt;;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Welcome, I guess.&quot; Shrug.


 * Gamal-Junayd nods at Tomiko &quot;I hope you enjoyed breakfast. I have just learned that I will be departing at mid day, going with those who are arresting altonor. I will be helping him, he doesn't deserve the arrest after the good work he's done. Damn that Miron...as stuck on laws as the devils we just routed. So it seems, if we are to duel ere I leave...It would be before mid day, or I would have to seek you out another time. Helping friends is more important&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain huffs in amusement. &quot;So I would imagine.&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus jolts. &quot;--Wait, what?!&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain then walks out of the room...and heads out of the temple to wherever those other three Trinity squads are.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Arrested?!&quot; She looks mad.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There you go, Vonain.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ed -- are you okay? I heard you got dropped off a roof or something.&quot; |D;;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah..Mirons gotten Altonor arrested. But he's being taken by the sheperds to lorellon. I've gotten them to agree to take me with them as a...character witness when they teleport out of here. He's gonig along peacefully, asking for lawyers, and has had the venue changed from Braxton to Lorellon.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;Miron.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;Senior Analyst.&quot;


 * Edaric is strumming a few chords curiously, frowning at his lute, but looks up when Tom comes by. &quot;-- Oh hey, Tom.&quot; Sweatdrop. &quot;Aheh... yeah, my own fault. Think I hit on a new spell this morning.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What is it.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;You'll want to find somewhere not here to be.&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus clenches her fists hard enough to creak the leather in her gauntlets, and she growls.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why so.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;Gamal is sharing the Altonor situation with Tomiko.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;She looks angry.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;So she does.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;She is chaotic, stronger than anyone here.&quot;

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;.... that is why so.&quot; Gradia grabs Miron's robe sleeve and pulls him upstairs.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;And she will use you as a sports ball.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;Forever.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And if she touches either of us..&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;He thinks he can beat this fair and square. So respect his decision. He isn't going to fight his way out though he could&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I still think she's adorable. *bricked*

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">(thankyas) Once he finds them, Vonain takes charge &quot;Gruzuk, set up a scry-and-chat with the command squad in Sedgebrush. Between the fiasco here and what I've just learned, the uppers finally have enough to go on to make a move.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor yields, but his expression didn't change the least.

Gruzuk:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oooh, must be good indeed.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That's... interesting.&quot; ^^;; &quot;I'm glad you're alright. Say.. on a curiously correlated note..&quot;


 * Gradia Thorngage cleans her glasses once the pair and owl are upstairs, hands shaking a small bit. &quot;.... I have no desire to be part of an explosion this morning. &quot;

Glitch whispers: if it's okay, I'll just play out the conversation between myself off to the side

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . . perhaps so.. but may I remind you that Marty is still downstairs?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Interesting is right -- I think if I can get a handle on it, maybe I'll be able to take people with me, and not go off randomly onto roofs.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I was wondering if you wanted to stop back by Castleton soon? Just for a couple hours, probably.. I'm going to Recall Shankfang and maybe Gnogglebolt there and back before we leave. It's a ritual I've picked up the 'oomph' to manage.&quot;

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">o_o;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So, if you need a fight to cool off, I offer my skills, but really, don't start something over this. I don't think he'd appreciate it either.&quot;

Striga:<font color="#000000">Flit flit flit!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You, too..?&quot; :o

Marty:<font color="#000000">Owlfetch'd.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Still.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;This is a shame. Hiding like rats from a bitch thinking herself above the law. . . &quot;


 * Edaric shakes his head and waves a hand dismissively. &quot;Not like you and Tathi do, I don't think -- shorter. To Castleton...?&quot; :.c

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She very grudgingly relents. &quot;...&quot; Her expression is still worked into a deadly sneer. A fist impacts one of the stone walls and sends stone crumbs tumbling away. &quot;What a FARCE!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">Above the law.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;How can someone like Thomas have a sister like this.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">The Radiant Trinity squads set up in a discreet location (likely after renting a room somewhere else), and the others put up wards, the Methodical of Wolf-Nine sets up a scry with a superior Radiant Trinity Squad...

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">And above your damage threshold.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That's fucking.. an outrage!&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;He's more of a hero than their fucking cops are!&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus grinds her teeth.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I know Inquisitor Lazarus for a good few years, long before he's joined us.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh no doubt, but he's been able to pull a change of venue. they won't have home ground advantage. And I plan to point out he came here to arrest him at the behest of someone who has probably been declared a traitor to the crown for consorting with devils and trying to take this place over.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*sigh*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Completely undocumented time during which we were perhaps schoolyard friends. *bricked*

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Dynamic of broken Squad Arrow-Six to Fortress-Two command squad. Update on Yoriver situation

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Senior Analyst. . .&quot;

Tokens dropped onto map 'Yoriver - Temple of Pelor'Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Mm..&quot; Back to Ed, offering a smile. &quot;It's not like it's important, or anything.&quot;

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;... we must return to our own jurisdiction. I am infuriated by this lack of ability to do anything about the criminals here.&quot; &gt;:\

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I just figured, as long as we're, going, I'd spread an offer around.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's a disgrace.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I have been an inquisitor for over a century, but not in the worst of times.&quot;

Voices on the other end (Fortress-Two):<font color="#000000">&quot;Go ahead, Dynamic. The reports that have been sent to your immediate command squad have been disseminated through the upper echelons.&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus snorts like an indignant bull. The air is steamy, even. &quot;That doesn't matter...&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It's a matter of true justice. Honor. It's a farce..&quot; Her voice drips venom.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... But if it's his idea ...&quot; She squints. &quot; ..I'll leave him be. I guess.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well... sure, why not? As long as there's still space. I don't really have anything that needs to be done right away in Castleton. If somebody else wants the spot, I'll wait.&quot; :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well, alright.. sounds good then.&quot; ^^

Masabel:<font color="#000000">&quot;No, please, maybe you can talk some sense into that thick head of his,&quot; a drow growls, pacing nearby.

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( afk for a bit ))

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;I just found out about the damdest thing that should finally give us a due cause to have the Crown launch an official probe into Braxton Falls, beyond what the covert squad there has been learning about those uptight cuthbertines.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Come downstairs and we'll head off within an hour or two.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll be doing my best to get his name cleard.&quot; he looks around a bit, lowers his voice real low &quot;And if the braxtons somehow make it stick...At least he'll have one ally there that will know what's happened and can say...figure out where he's being held. If such an extreme worst case should happen and I need help...any recomendations on where I might find you to provide such help? No hero should remain locked up.&quot;

Voices on the other end (Fortress-Two):<font color="#000000">&quot;We do not call names of those we are supposed to work alongside with, Dynamic...&quot; But continue.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;There was a time when one of our rank would have walked in here, and plain arrest this damn lot as the conspirators they are.. When people appreciated what we did to keep towns orderly and safe.&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus knits her brow, still frowning. &quot;...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Cudgel knows they weren't easy times, but. . .neither are these, and what of it.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;There's a drow prisoner being transferred to Lorellon for trial from Yoriver, based on 'crimes' in Braxton Falls.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just trying to keep options open, if you aren't interested, I understand, you just seemed so...passionate about the subject a second ago.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I make a point of not causing trouble there. ... But no, I don't know where I'll be by then. ... Maybe I'll visit home. Check the Lazarus estate.. I guess. I told your little engineer to mail me something there in a while.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thank you, I'll try to keep in touch.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;He's technically guilty of what the Braxtons accuse him of, but being a drow--and a rebel from the Underdark to boot who was instrumental in helping solve the Yoriver Devil Crisis--this case is going to be high-profile, exactly what we need.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If nothing else, then to let you know he is once again walking free.&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus folds her arms and drums her fingers along one of them, brooding. &quot;...&quot;

Gamal-Junayd whispers: was masabel talking to us?

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Good. Thanks.&quot;

You whisper to Railock: Yep.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;A disgrace. No wonder for the weather - the holy archons are probably crying out of shame this shit is fucking happening here &quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . .excuse the language, Senior Analyst.&quot;


 * Gamal-Junayd looks over at masabel &quot;I take it you aren't happy with his decision either?&quot;

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;.... This afternoon, let us depart.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom heads back downstairs.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed. There is no more that can be done here.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Get our legal teams to Lorellon and collate all the information you've got from here in Yoriver. The crown will have to investigate Yoriver and Braxton both in person, which should finally show that the Macers have been far overstepping their boundries and authority in these two locations. It's already likely at this point that an Aureat Palm office is going to get installed up here in the north in Yoriver, right?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He nods to the Braxtons in passing, seemingly in a good mood!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Bless you the Cudgel, brother.&quot;

Voices on the other end (Fortress-Two):<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed. Geting a base of our own up there instead of scattered safehouses would have been nice, but it's just a bit too far for us...and in tha case, we will indeed be encouraging the Palm to set up there.&quot;

Masabel:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck no I'm not!&quot; She growls. &quot;It's one thing to walk into a dragon's mouth to pull out a trapped person -- but to walk into one to fight the dragon?!&quot; She starts pacing again.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Alright.. looks like everything's arranged.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus rubs the back of his neck and clams up. &gt;_&gt;;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;He is a great warrior. He is a fighter for freedom. Part of fighting for freedom is the freedom to make his choices as he wishes to make them.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Mmrrm.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;If you don't like his reasons, ask why he has them.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm going with him. I'll do my best to make sure he walks free. I'll try and keep in touch with you about what's happening, where will you be to locate if need be?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;If you don't like his reasons, point out the fallacies.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;And if that doesn't work, accept that it is what he wants, and roll with it.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;With the investigation that will have to be launched to determine the veracity of the drow's crimes in Braxton, and when they learn that they have been instituting their own laws over Crown laws, that should be enough to get them ripped up from there and we can install a base of our own there, or at the very least, downsize those Braxton Macers and their connection to the local legislature.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;But have a plan to break him out if things go bad.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom clears his throat. =w=;;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;I've heard the humans have something called the 'I told you so' dance.&quot;

Voices on the other end (Fortress-Two):<font color="#000000">&quot;Describe the drow's crimes to us, do they match what our squad in Braxton has reported?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Pretending I'm not listening..&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;You might want to look that up.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;They do...&quot; *insert list of accused crimes here

VAE:<font color="#000000">Oh nice. So they're taking Altonor's word for it


 * Masabel sighs. &quot;.... I don't know. I've gotta contact the others, rally the troops. But if it's a legal fight they want, a legal fight they'll get. We'll prove we can play by their rules.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd whispers: altonor gets scentenced to jail for life. everyone at yoriver reforms to o a huge npc train breakout heh

VAE:<font color="#000000">That will be amusing

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Shankfang! Gnogglebolt. I'll bring Ed along and we can Recall to Castleton anytime you like.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good. Then since I'll be with him from day one, if you need information on what's happening, feel free to contact me. I doubt they'd appreciate magical conversations with someone they have imprissoned to find out whats going on.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas, as an officer of the law, tries not to interrupt the blatant planning in front of him. He's so nice. |D;;;

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor is busy staring at his shoes, and meddling with the periapt that now hangs on the chain next to his cross.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">What about me &gt;:O *brick'd*

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( back ))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You want to come? :.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hokay!&quot;

Voices on the other end (Fortress-Two):<font color="#000000">&quot;....This is very important information, Dynamic. We will alert our own legal teams in Lorellon to prepare. You may be due for commendation for this information, in addition to your work in Yoriver.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">.... ... no, someone needs to keep eye on Sszeyl. =3=;;;;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Thank you, Fortress-Two.&quot;


 * Gamal-Junayd has tried to lower his voice so thomas hears whenever he at least is mentioning...worst case scenariors

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thank you. |D

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Nothing else to report at this time, Dynamic of broken Squad Arrow-Six out.&quot;

Masabel:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll tell the spooks.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Also, I kinda need to go to bed, like, now-ish. Seems I need to drive some people to the airport at six tomorrow morning.

Masabel:<font color="#000000">... She huffs amusedly. &quot;... you know this might all be worth it just to see Pell chew Ada out.&quot; =3=;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">S'cool. There's no way we'd have time for a trip now. Perhaps we could mini-session or just handwave the part of the trip Shankfang is interested in. Either way. Dun matter.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Suresure. Minisession this week for Castleton? :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That's the power of teleportin'~

Zandri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmph. Bout damn time we had a reason to make this move...the Braxton squad's been sitting on their thumbs for months and we couldn't do anything with what they were telling us.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;No kidding.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Got any noms before you go, Ram?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Minisession sounds good!

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She casts a glance at Gamal, finally.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Either way, I'll see waht I can do to make sure he gets out scott free and without anything new on his record.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Plotz, for everyone involved in the plottingz.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Because fuck Braxton. &gt;:O

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain returns to the temple, looking somewhat pleased with himself.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...... Do you still want to fight today?&quot; She frowns calmly. Finally.. calm. It took a while.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">what time is it?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">in game?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">as in how long does he have till the teleport?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Around 9 AM o'pocketwatch.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Because I've come to a decision.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'd be glad to, if you are still willing.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#333333">If you're mini-ing, let me know.

Meany:<font color="#333333">I'll play out the Barbie-crew.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sure thing!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Meanwhile, Gnogglebolt goes back to Thomas. &quot;...Yeah, sure, I'll go with you. Who knows, maybe someone's arrived at the workshop to be a student in a week already.&quot;


 * RAM had hoped to get to Adulian this session, but oh well.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You're an honorable person.&quot; Perhaps in reference to the recent event. &quot;I'll accept your challenge. ... Some time. Sooner or later, you have my word that I'll show, and make it happen. ... Although I can't say I'm in any mood for it now.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Nini, folks!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">take out the still

Glitch whispers: Was there any problem with anything I was doing with the Trinity conversation? Overstepping too much? ^^;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I understand. I will see you one day. perhaps after altonor walks free again.&quot;

You whisper to Glitch: Nope, it was all fine.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;If you demand to fight here, we can do it before the temple. Otherwise, I'd pick Lorellon.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Can we wrap up soon, folks? We'll do the minis, and then start travelling next Saturday.

Glitch whispers: In a nutshell, the goal is to use Altonor's trial as a politcal move to reduce Mace influence in Yoriver and Braxton, and help get a Palm station in Yoriver while getting a Trinity station in Braxton

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">&quot;Where your parents will hear of it, and come to watch?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;The place matters not. probably best it isn't happening today, I need to prepare for this journey.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Something like that..&quot;

Glitch whispers: by &quot;exposing the gross excesses of authority displayed by these branches of the Leaden mace Society&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Fine.&quot; She offers a hand.

Miron:<i><font color="#000000">Saint Cuthbert. For once, let justice be done in this damn wretched place. I did my best to serve, to keep together through all of this, I kept to my vow. Make the judges' minds clear with purpose and their hearts burn with flames of righteousness, and do not allow such disgrace fall on our heads. Bless the tongues, the minds and the hands of our lawyers. . the case is clear, but the lawless and villainous lurk in murky waters, and will try to fuck with... I won't let this stand. Justice *must* be done, in your holy name and for the sakes of all of Kellon. &quot;

</i>* Gamal-Junayd takes it

VAE:<font color="#000000">ignore the quote at the end

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">You take 12 Lazarus Handshake of Acknowledgement damage.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Thank you.&quot;

Glitch whispers: as well as, of course, get Altonor cleared of all charges on count of him risking life and limb in yoriver, and getting the Mace's decrees in Braxton that Altonor is accused under as &quot;against the overriding will of the Crown&quot;

Gamal-Junayd whispers: how many quall's feather token bird can be rustled up on short notice? heh

Glitch whispers: *accused under overturned as

You whisper to Railock: How much money do you have? :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We're not ending yet WE'RE STILL IN LORELLON.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I will see you another time then&quot; and he heads up to prepare. Notice to rest of party. your on your own for cooking now

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">COMMENCE TELEPORTIN. 8|

Gamal-Junayd whispers: 17k it's 300 a pop

You whisper to Railock: Probably no more than five.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Session title: Still on Namek.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Wait, you're leaving, Gamal?&quot; O_o

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Senior Analyst. . . &quot;

Gamal-Junayd whispers: he buys em. he may be able to get them there, but he wants the ability to send out word asap. and it's the best thing besides somethign that can cast sending at will and that's probably super expensive

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I'm guessing ed's saying this as gamals going about preparing &quot;Yes, I'll see you all in castleton again one day no doubt, but I feel I should be helping altonor out first.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Helping Altonor -- what happened?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Miron has gotten him arrested. He's going peacefully and gottena change of venue, I'm going along as a character witness.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;What --?! When?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I leave with the captain of hte shepperds before mid day. I'll make sure to keep in touch.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah, please. With all our teleporters we can be there anytime.&quot; Ed nods, and offers a hand. &quot;... Good luck. Gonna miss you in the north -- and your cooking.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Weaseled out of duel. Aww yiss. =3= *sword'd*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm sure you'll survive, but might want to pack some extra rations. and good luck to yourself as well.&quot; shakes ed's hand

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">duel weaseler

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">o rite noms

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Before we depart. . . may I .. I need to talk with Inquisitor Berilan if noone else.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Let's get noms out of the way -- and VAE, if you're okay with it, unless Miron wants to say some goodbyes, we can assume that the Braxtons teleport out quietly.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well, that was it

VAE:<font color="#000000">goodbyes

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;Of course.&quot; We can mini it, perhaps.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">running off with their tails between their legs from a raging tomiko! :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">Gair

VAE:<font color="#000000">*Fair

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Goodbye Anise. You were like.. a big, scottish brother to me.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">next week will be normal again

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Last exam on monday

VAE:<font color="#000000">so tell me when's the mini gonna be and I can get it over with then

VAE:<font color="#000000">Anyways, noms.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tomiko for RAEG


 * Glitch wonders if anyone noticed the side-conversation Vonain had with some of his superiors...

VAE:<font color="#000000">I did

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She's really not about attacking the Braxtons and trying to escape the city on bad terms with everyone. It was probably very wise of Gradia to pull them out of her sight.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh yeah, Edaric for &quot;HOW DID I TELEPORT SONG&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">*above

VAE:<font color="#000000">Gradia for dragging Miron off.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Sszyel for noticing and berating everyone else. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Morality Sszeyl D|

VAE:<font color="#000000">Because in the mood he was from all of this, he'd probably take her up on the fight, not the least because it'd make her an outright criminal.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Assaulting an inquisitor.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Plus, the off chance he'd win x3.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Scrolling up to catch earlier noms...

VAE:<font color="#000000">what else.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Altonor for Xanatos Gambit

VAE:<font color="#000000">Vonain for Furthering an Agenda


 * Glitch also wonders if the Guardians are going to sit in a tavern in a nearby town on the way to the north and hear bard-travelled stories of Yoriver...

VAE:<font color="#000000">Mackenzie for Xanatos Gambit


 * Glitch very much wonders how they'd tell the story of Tomi and Serrierr's fight. x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Gradia for &quot;We forgot Marty 0_O&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Embarassingly, no doubt. |T

VAE:<font color="#000000">seriously, Striga collecting him was amusing

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;WE FORGOT KEVIN&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Gamal for I'm tagging along!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Miron for boiling internal monologue.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Gradia for &quot;Fuck this, we're leaving.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">She didn't quite say it that way ,but it was implied.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">tomiko for duel weaseling

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Gamal for answering the call of a hero.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also

VAE:<font color="#000000">Masabel

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I didn't canon duel weasel, I told you we would. =3=

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">yeah yeah. :P

Meany:<font color="#333333">Sorry, been talking on phone, family emergancy.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I just found it an amusing parallel

Meany:<font color="#333333">Noms noms noms.

Meany:<font color="#333333">Gamal for WORD CHEWING WITH FREEDOM.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Both sides had one calm, and one pacing there, about to break walls with his forehead

Meany:<font color="#333333">Miron for Sszeyling the Demi-Goddess.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">sszeyel for talking RIGHT IN FRONT OF TOM about breaking altonor out if the trial didn't go his way with a normal voice level

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Seconding Gamal

VAE:<font color="#000000">Oh yes

VAE:<font color="#000000">That is. . .like, wow.

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">Tom is Tom.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">No one thinks of me like a real Inquisitor. Not sure if insulted. |T

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tom is an inquisitor

Sszeyl:<font color="#333333">He acknowledges that some laws, while laws, are unjust.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">you are still causing him to be conflicted

VAE:<font color="#000000">You know he could get to court if someone found out he knew and didn't report, and it actually took place?

VAE:<font color="#000000">it'd cost his badge, for sure.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I've also tried to protect Tathi from her totally legit crimes before. I've made my loyalties known.

Miron:<font color="#000000">And yet you're the one making a stellar career.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Cuthbert alone knows what the hell, I'm doing wrong.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">'What should I do, conscience? I'm conflicted!!' 'Disregard that entire alignment axis. It's dumb. Do Good.' 'Oh. Okay. That's easy! \o/'


 * Thomas Lazarus bricked.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Superfluous comma would be one of the things.


 * VAE brick'd

VAE:<font color="#000000">I like how the Radiant Trinity members outside look like the scum they are straight off the bat


 * VAE brick'd

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh right

VAE:<font color="#000000">Near Raerael

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Somehow nom one of Glitch characters for playing an entire organization

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">of supporting characters.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Vonain. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">*nod*

VAE:<font color="#000000">I did

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yeah that works.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">But, actually, at this point, Vonain and Gnogglebolt's EXPs are synch.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">so it doesn't matter anymore lol. xP

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I should go say bye to Rae..

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">..Where the hell is Rae.

VAE:<font color="#000000">outside

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Did we leave him in the Underdark

Miron:<font color="#000000">I fucking hope so

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">he's still guarding the duergar caslte ruin with the other dog....

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">KEVIN'D

Miron:<font color="#000000">One of this scum gone in a purple worm's gut would at the very least be something.


 * Thomas Lazarus plots. *w*


 * Dr. Hatari done with noms.

Meany:<font color="#333333">http://randomgifs.net/?p=374

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well, that was nice... even if we did fail to do the one thing we swore we'd do... ... ...as expected. =w=;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Doy! I forgot! XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Rae's been around in the temple. :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">she can start us off outside the gates and on our damn way next time

GM:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl - 100 XP - Morality Drow. 100 XP - Talks with an Archmage. 100 XP - Find out his reasons. If you don't like his reasons, point out the fallacies. If that doesn't work, accept that as a freedom fighter, that's his choice. 100 XP - So we'll break him out... Vonain - 100 XP - Reporting in! Gamal - 100 XP - Warriors' Challenge! 100 XP - Themed snacks. 100 XP - Answering the call. 100 XP - Heroic dialogue. Tathi - 100 XP - Butt accessory. 100 XP - Talks with an Archmage. 100 XP - Recruiting who now?! Miron - 100 XP - The continued conspiracy files. 100 XP - Internal simmering. Gnogglebolt - 100 XP - Adamantine rings. Tomiko - 100 XP - Duel Dodger! 100 XP - FFFFF THIS IS BULLSHIT. &gt;:E Edaric - 100 XP - How did I do that o.o; Gradia - 100 XP - WE FORGOT MARTY D: 100 XP - This is bullshit. We're out.

GM:<font color="#000000">Did I miss any big ones?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Nothing..? {:3

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah, that's about it, I think

Meany:<font color="#333333">I wasn't watching the Tomchats.

Meany:<font color="#333333">Sorry.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">perhaps the Serrierr/Tomkiko duel, since that EXP would go to my character synch'd EXP, but it's okay...

Glitch:<font color="#000000">*Tomiko

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh yeah. Give yourself 100 XP.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">whee. |D

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">G'night folks. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Night

<i><font color="#0000ff">Ghostwish is disconnected.

</i>Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hmm. How about Tom for Chipper. It was nice to see him all sunny compared to the glum Braxtons. XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">meh

VAE:<font color="#000000">Like he had any reason to be otherwise x3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I was thinking for bringing Shankfang to his fiance to maybe visit and resolve their adoption issues and then going on a mini with Ed but whatever.. |3;;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yesterday was Miron's day. . . today plain isn't

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ohhh. Yeah... then make your nom Taxi Service. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">My copilot is Pelor


 * Thomas Lazarus drops to hands and knees. Glooms anyways. *bricked*

GM:<font color="#000000">Oh yeah! One more thing.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Grandpa voice

Meany:<font color="#333333">ONE MORE THING

GM:<font color="#000000">Could I direct your attention to the world map?

Meany:<font color="#333333">Can we nom him for mini session stuff that hasn't happened? :p

VAE:<font color="#000000">nope

VAE:<font color="#000000">Minisessions are unnommable by default

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Minisessions don't get noms during the act.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Also yes, on world map.

Gamal-Junayd whispers: new chars are all same xp right?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">towwwwwwwwwnz

GM:<font color="#000000">So here's the thing, guys. I'm going to be petsitting next weekend, so I'll need to do map crunch during the week this week.

GM:<font color="#000000">Do you guys have any idea which way you might be going?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yoriver, by teleport


 * VAE brick'd

Meany:<font color="#333333">I vote from Yoriver to Feldspar to Indalas to Waren Rock to Pauper's Mill to Monkshood Pass.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Will the party acquiece to continue on in the Trucktrain after Gnogglebolt returns from Castleton with Thomas? :B

Meany:<font color="#333333">No matter what.

Meany:<b><font color="#333333">I vote from Yoriver to Feldspar to Indalas to Waren Rock to Pauper's Mill to Monkshood Pass.

</b>Meany:<font color="#333333">Trucktrain or no.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">indalas is POINTLESS in that route

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well, Tom can't recall except to places he knows really well. And Tathi has to study a point via scrying to teleport to a new location. And our ultimate destination can't be teleported to. So, yes, we'll trucktrain.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yoriver, Feldspar, Lathesbury

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The route..?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I have no fucking clue.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...why Indalas?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Waren Rock

VAE:<font color="#000000">etc

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

VAE:<font color="#000000">Lathesbury rather than Indalas

Meany:<font color="#333333">Except it's fun, it flushes out the world, and going cross country is boring.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I vote Sarendas to Dragon's Dance to Rowan Fields to SilverslidePass

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Feldspar-Warren Rock-Monkshood Pass-Skydragon Citadel seems fine to me.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Most direct route.

VAE:<font color="#000000">can the trucktrain pull that well?

GM:<font color="#000000">Really, I'd just like an idea of which pass you might be going to. Silverslide or Monkshood. The rest I can narrate and BS. =3=

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I think it might have some fun sightseeing stuff it you went to Dragon's Dance!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Prolly silver

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Monkshood looks like it has less mountain to go through./

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I'd voce that one.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">*vote

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh, I didn't even notice it.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Then yeah. =3=

Glitch:<font color="#000000">....hrm, looks like an official vote needs to be called, there is some--oh, well then.

Meany:<font color="#333333">My vote is cast.

Magic:<font color="#000000">..everyone has a different route. :t And there's literally hundreds of iterations depending on how much sightseeing you guys want to do. Hows about this: vote on individual towns, and form a route out of that?

GM:<font color="#000000">... Come to think of it, should we leave this for in-session so Geography knowledge can get rolled?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">That's a good idea. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

GM:<font color="#000000">Sure, that sounds fair, thanks audience. :3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">But one way or another, I'm pretty sure we'll go Monkshood instead of Silverside.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">if the map is accurate as to the size and distances of the mountains. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tom is frankly planning to get his 'relax in town' taken care of one way or another via Recall.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So he's not super invested in visiting tons of places. But it might be nice. =3=c

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">but but...dragon's dance leads closer to silverside. and that would be an awesome sight seeing opportunity for those of us to torment verixchiggar with!

GM:<font color="#000000">I'll upload a world map copy to the Swap tomorrow, so people can click around and vote on which towns they might want to sightsee at.

VAE:<font color="#000000">haha, alright

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'll vote on Monday

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Also.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Can't do tomorrow

GM:<font color="#000000">... Dragons' Dance is also a wild-magic area... =3= *brick'd*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">it'd be lovely to see the place that verixchiggar fell and died!


 * Tomiko Lazarus leaves The Force.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Later dorks. =3= *bricked*

VAE:<font color="#000000">The Farce, more like x3

GM:<font color="#000000">Okay. Last thing while I save the campaign!

GM:<font color="#000000">Session name.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Still on Namek isn't specific enough, granted.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Namek?


 * VAE no get

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">...STill on Namek!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">DBZ

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Still on Namek&quot; is a joke expression thanks to Dragon Ball Z, where they adventured to planet namek.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Okay I vote against because I have nof ucking idea of that

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Except the arc took god damn eternity.

Meany:<font color="#333333">LET'S! GO! FLY A BARD!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm.

Meany:<font color="#333333">UP! WHERE! THE FALLS ARE HARD!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">File saved...

VAE:<font color="#000000">Justice has a sour face.

VAE:<font color="#000000">or better

VAE:<font color="#000000">The sour face of justice

Glitch:<font color="#000000">all I can think of is &quot;Many Plots And Agendas&quot;, so &quot;Still on Namek&quot; is probably better. x3


 * VAE shrug

VAE:<font color="#000000">If you think so

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">... :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The best I can come up with is &quot;BRB Arrested,&quot; but that was just a tiny bit. :B


 * VAE still gives no shits about DBZ

VAE:<font color="#000000">. ...

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's actually best, Lia

VAE:<font color="#000000">It fits so well

VAE:<font color="#000000">The enraging flippant attitude which I forgot to nom him for, I think

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ehh it was a really small bit part.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah... hmm.


 * Dr. Hatari will have to log review to check all the good RPs he missed.

VAE:<font color="#000000">A small part which regardless made me want to wring his neck x3

Meany:<font color="#333333">Here is the Altonor situation, from Miron's perspective, in gif form.

Meany:<font color="#333333">http://randomgifs.net/?p=2863

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Maybe &quot;No You're Still In Yoriver&quot; to go with an early session &quot;No You're Not In Thalinde Yet&quot;?

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

VAE:<font color="#000000">that kinda works

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh! Almost forgot.

Meany:<font color="#333333">Altonor is the kid, the laws are the ducklings, and Miron is the duck adult.

GM:<font color="#000000">DM neganom for getting so mega-confused earlier. Sorry guys. =3=; *brick'd*

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">... That's a stretch meanster. :B

Meany:<font color="#333333">Miron is made of stretch.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Lia; ah, that actually is a pretty good name. xD


 * Glitch does like callbacks and matching things

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It was kind of funny when we were like, &quot;Is Miron in the bar?&quot; &quot;No he's in the cellar&quot; &quot;Where is Tomiko?&quot; &quot;Right behind you&quot; &quot;I'm in the caves&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">or maybe &quot;No Your'e Not Out Of Yoriver Yet&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">heh

<i><font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

</i>Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Still in Yoriver

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Also it was fun playing the bardparazzi, thank you for the chance. XP

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">So uhh yeah about that holy contract.

VAE:<font color="#000000">okay, let's name it /something/

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">Bardparazzi

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I have no idea.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I just..

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Nothin'.


 * Thomas Lazarus raises hands. *bricked*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Let's shut 'er down. :3

<i><font color="#0000ff">Railock is disconnected.

</i>Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Sorry Serrierr.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hmm?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Goin' DOWN! MWHAHAHAHAH

<i> You have disconnected.

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