Session 132

Glitch has connected.

 Meany has connected.

 RAM has connected.

 VAE has connected.

 Railock has connected.

 Ghostwish has connected.

</i> Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Captain Gigglefart Asspants reporting for duty. Sit rep please.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Game has not begun yet, everyone's getting situated.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">DM is winding down from dealing with a silly needy dog that values snuggles over avoiding potential heatstroke. x3;;;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Thunderstorm rolling in. Here's rooting for my connection..

RAM:<font color="#CC0000">And I'll be leaving in about 40 minutes. Gotta get the HMMWV ready for tomorrow. Doing a Parade Lap for the NASCAR race.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Bwaaaaaahahaha. Bwaha. Bwahahahaha.

</i> VAE:<font color="#000000">ghost, you bugger

VAE:<font color="#000000">me and Ink had a good talk about the species you lot designed while VAE was busy dealing with effects of back pain and excess ethanol

VAE:<font color="#000000">wait, I'll toss it up on pastebin - I was tossing it to Saph on skype anyhow

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Saph was there. |D

VAE:<font color="#000000">not for what I talked about with Ink

VAE:<font color="#000000">because that was today morning

VAE:<font color="#000000">aka GMT morning

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Is Ink ever in the channel...?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">..... Yes? :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ink = Magic.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">OH. |P

VAE:<font color="#000000">http://pastebin.com/m4EZgymU

VAE:<font color="#000000">here

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Crazy cat. Why do you want to snuggle when it's ridiculously hot outside? XD Where were you all winter?

Meany:<font color="#000000">&quot;Enjoying the cold.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">wait

Meany:<font color="#000000">I love winter; but I love it best when I can have the windows open.

VAE:<font color="#000000">try the link now

VAE:<font color="#000000">I had to enter spamfilter code

Meany:<font color="#000000">Which is to say never when other people are in the house.

Meany:<font color="#000000">:T

Liatai:<font color="#000000">DOG

Liatai:<font color="#000000">WHY

<font color="#0000ff">Dr. Hatari has connected.

</i> Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Who invited this clown? &gt;|P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You haven't started have you =w=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">no

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Like an hour ago.

Meany:<font color="#000000">Liatai's dog has been fighting us.

Meany:<font color="#000000">Every step of the way.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah... sorry. ^^;

* Meany paints frost on the windows.

GM:<font color="#000000">Where the heck did I... Oh! There I am! Hi everybody!

* VAE mrow

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hi, ambiguously gendered token

GM:<font color="#000000">The first character question for today is... a doozy.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">o shit that reminds me... *goes to log into JAVGW...*

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;When your character interacts with others in a social setting what does she most crave, psychologically speaking? Companionship? Attention? Approval? How does this affect her behavior?&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">... you're going to show them my Minktoken folder aren't you.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">:3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">aw...actually, it's looking like it might be defunct by now. :(

Glitch:<font color="#000000">also yay &quot;OH NOES&quot; face. |D

GM:<font color="#000000"> Whew. *brick'd!*

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">I'm a cat. I crave warm places to nap, scratchings and fish. Jokes aside, companionship sometimes.Good thing to have a chat now and then

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Uh.. hrm. Not sure I'm understanding the question.. there's no broad consensus. I seek different things from different people.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">Especially these days it gets lonely.

Tullia:<font color="#000000">I crave the social setting itself. There is so little to talk about in the Citadel; always work to do, hardly time to talk when so many things need fixing, cleaning, monitoring, or assiting.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ass-sitting?

<font color="#0000ff">Eidojeth has connected.

</i> VAE:<font color="#000000">*snrk*

Sszeyl: <font color="#0">(( Assissting, jerky. :P ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#0">(( Yo. ))

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;Your character just received an envelope. Whatever it is, the idea of opening it fills her with dread. What is it? And what happens when she opens it?&quot; -- Oh hello, audience! We're just doing some character warmup questions pre-game.

VAE:<font color="#000000">For your benefit - meany's character craves ass sitting

GM:<font color="#000000">-- Right, this map needs a Rin!

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">I crave understanding. My line of thought is alien to most; and I cannot always explain myself in terms they understand.

VAE:<font color="#000000">apparently Citadel lacks chairs

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I...guess approval, actually I like to know I'm doing a good job with things. It doesn't have to be explicit though, seeing good results come of my actions is approval enough for me.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Oh dear sweet mother of gods it's from my uncle.

<font color="#0000ff">Eidojeth is disconnected.

</i> <font color="#0000ff">Eidojeth is disconnected.

</i> Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">It is a letter. From Luethil. Informing me Tebryn was killed by some wild animal. I likely regress in personality development by six months.

Burmice:<font color="#000000">Hmm. Depends from person to person, that said, what's of an accomplishment if you can't boast of it or rub it in someone's face.

<font color="#0000ff">Eidojeth has connected.

</i> Tullia:<font color="#000000">A notice that another war has broken out; the Emperor calls me to serve in the army. I...have to go.

Burmice:<font color="#000000">Lolth's tits. Assigned back to Chel. .. well played Gel, well played.

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;What does the color blue make your character think of? How does it make him feel?&quot;

Burmice:<font color="#000000">*him*? &gt;:E

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">Freedom, the open sky

Burmice:<font color="#000000">Anyhow, I guess, water. . . and water elementals. And by extent, dessicators.

Tullia:<font color="#000000">The frozen river I take the younglings to sometimes.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Water. Home. Ocean. Peaceful.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">The ocean. The fathoms below.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">The thrill of exploration, of near total freedom.

Burmice:<font color="#000000">And, all of that makes me feel pretty well, unless all that water is flooding my lab or something.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Being happy for the first time in what seems forever.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Eidojeth, are you with us? :.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">My eyes.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">I. . . don't think I ever received any letters yet, though if it was sent back from Warren Rock. . . don't want anything bad to happen to the branch while I'm gone.

Railock:<font color="#000000">she says she's still loading. she's a bit far from the wifi modem on her laptop. it may be too far to properly connect

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">As for blue. . .makes me think of a cat, well ,she was grey-ish but folks call them blue. So, I guess, not a bad colour to think of.

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;What sort of sense of humor does your character have?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Morbid.

Tullia:<font color="#000000">Weak.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">He he heeeeeeee

</i>.

Burmice:<font color="#000000">Humour is the salt of life. Best applied to the wounds of your foes.

GM:<font color="#000000">... Hmm. I'm getting a lot of repeats. Let's spice things up a bit. Anybody got any burning questions they'd like their fellow castmates to answer?

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Cuz you ask too many at a time. |P

RAM:<font color="#CC0000">Aaand gotta go. Back in a bit!

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Question addict. :P

Meany:<font color="#000000">Ta.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">what the-heck- is that thing in front of Malcom's face?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Because he looks buck-toothed to me.

Malcolm Walker:<font color="#000000">It's the top of my gorget.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Seriously. Like a rabbit.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Or a mole.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">*zooms in, squints, tilts head*

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">And gnogglebolt looks like he's wearing a sack. Point?

Malcolm Walker:<font color="#000000">... The DM can't unsee it now, but really, either it's the top of my gorget, or the neck of my gambeson.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's just where the sides of his mantle come together.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">ahh, I see.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">I like to have a laugh every now and then. But, I'm not one of them lolcats, either.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Looking at his base image, yep, it's the neck of his shirt. x3 http://postimg.org/image/jc496o5cz/

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Not enough belts.

Meany:<font color="#000000">Shall we begin?

Burmice:<font color="#000000">Questions for others? Hmm. I guess, to Tathi. Why in the pits would you toss illusion and necromancy away and focus on something as dumb and blatant as evocation?

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">You sound like my mother.

</i> Burmice:<font color="#000000">I mean, Lolth's tits, were you drunk when choosing your path?

GM:<font color="#000000">Oh, a non-character-question, becfore we get started. Does anyone want control of either Mr. Storm or Mr. Walker today? I need to touch up their tokens a wee bit, but I can do that quicklike.

VAE:<font color="#000000">what are they?

VAE:<font color="#000000">beguiler and knight?

GM:<font color="#000000">Beguiler and fighter. I forgot the knight class existed. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">If nobody else wants I might try for the beguiler, perhaps.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I didn't mind volunteering before.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Evocation

</i> is the best school above and beyond any of the others. Why in the world would I need fake magic and playing with the dead in order to achieve my goals?

VAE:<font color="#000000">but you know, i usually tend to leave such matters to others if I cant

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It was actually kind of fun having a time crunch in battle for once.

VAE:<font color="#000000">haha

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Playing four PCs. \o/

Burmice:<font color="#000000">Because power over life and death, and power over minds is so much more than a bunch of flashy sparkles.

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000"> because subtelty gets you farther than brute force. miss.

GM:<font color="#000000">If you like, Hatari, then that's cool. You did a good job with them, too. x3 ... Then, maybe, if folks wouldn't mind helping right quick, I never entirely finished Jason's spell list. He's got an Advanced Learning spell I didn't pick. Something enchantment or illusion, wiz/sorc spell, level 0-3.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Unnatural Lust.

GM:<font color="#000000">The first one picked for level 0-1 was Dead End, but that's just because I copied Izzyl's spell list lazily. :B *brick'd*

* Dr. Hatari bricked.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">ahahahayes. |D

GM:<font color="#000000">That one could change, too.

* Glitch runs!

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Funny. Life, death and minds seem to fall to my 'flashy sparkles'.

Meany:<font color="#000000">Ladies.

Meany:<font color="#000000">Ladies.

Meany:<font color="#000000">Calm your tits.

Meany:<font color="#000000">Because divination is where it's at.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Entice Gift could be silly. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">What is everyone's XP sitting at, out of curiosity?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Claws of darkness seems neat - reach melee attack

VAE:<font color="#000000">67400 ?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Candle wasn't getting that much in terms of noms. Need to get a better hand on him.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">uh...loooks lke...

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;66000+1000+300 = 66000 + 1000 + 300 = 67300&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(since my characters got autobumped to level 12 after Yoriver)

Meany:<font color="#000000">69300

Meany:<font color="#000000">68300*

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">68300

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Mm. Melee attack might not be best for someone whose best chance in combat is running away.

Burmice:<font color="#000000">In that case, enjoy it while it lasts :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">lemme see the reach on it

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's the point, really

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Shadow Binding might be more useful.

VAE:<font color="#000000">natural reach of 10 ft

VAE:<font color="#000000">but yeah, that one's good too

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Entice Gift or Shadow Binding...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Gah, mom's calling, sorry. BRB. ^^;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">63472. Man, what did I miss...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">wut. 70315

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ghost wat

VAE:<font color="#000000">how

VAE:<font color="#000000">66k is level 12

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Someone hasn't been saving.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I suspect you set the wrong number.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">yeah, anyone who -wasn't- level 12 by Yoriver's end was fiat-bumped to it...

Railock:<font color="#000000">I bet he's been crashing early and not checking logs for xp

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Yeah. Likely.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm pretty sure Tathi was the second PC to level up to 12.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So it must be shenanigans.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I think she levelled when Miron did

VAE:<font color="#000000">after the fortress

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Welp. No idea when that happened. :\

VAE:<font color="#000000">after Dorf Fortress

VAE:<font color="#000000">we gained like 5K xp

VAE:<font color="#000000">but that was 11, wait

VAE:<font color="#000000">meh

VAE:<font color="#000000">regardless.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Funny how Tomi was there for Dorf Fortress.

Railock:<font color="#000000">no, ghosts been behind me for awhile

VAE:<font color="#000000">just go over the sessions after yoriver ended, add your noms, plus the 1000 XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">from last week

Railock:<font color="#000000">he didn't level to 12 till the rest of us

VAE:<font color="#000000">FFFFF

VAE:<font color="#000000">log

VAE:<font color="#000000">okay

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's up

Meany:<font color="#000000">So.

Meany:<font color="#000000">When Lia gets back, are we starting?

Meany:<font color="#000000">Because we're three hours behind schedule.

GM:<font color="#000000">OKAY.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">'Three'?

GM:<font color="#000000">Gods willing, no more interruptions.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Two.

GM:<font color="#000000">LAST SESSION ON AKELLON. BANDIT DRAGONS. GO. =w= *brick'd*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Yyyeaahhh I've about had it with everyone getting their jollies trying to poke and faff with this thing.

* Thomas Lazarus gives dragon a flat look.

GM:<font color="#000000">As a quick pre-game primer for the audience member, should she be able to connect, we're on the map Mountain Pass, and you're welcome to use the Teeny Rin as your token to move about and look through. :3

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;So, will someone go fetch some restraints so I need not continue to have my earth-hand continue to hold it?&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Audience members are encouraged to ask questions and/or throw popcorn should the mood strike for either.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;--Oh, yeah, right.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;How are we going to restrain a dragon?&quot; ^^;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt goes digging through the supplies in the wagon.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi groans, muttering something about terrible ideas.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Make-do with chains and shackles...&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;.... We have chains?&quot; &gt;:.c

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Mostly with the close supervision of dragon-slayers.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I do, a couple in my pack...here they are.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt comes out with his Adaptive Shackles, and a few extra bits of chain.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Of course, this is a dragon we're dealing with, so I have my doubts about this even being able to slow it down.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;But it's better than nothing, I suppose.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Still burning through this blockade.

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000"> &quot;We should strip the large one of anything useful. Many rituals call for parts of dragon...&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">congratz tech. you somehow fucked up a small tag last week in such a way that it had me edit the log manually to solve the mess

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Don't give it too much credit. We did fight these about five minutes ago.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">???

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;The myth and the reality should be plain to see.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...I suppose you're right.&quot;

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">The young dragon hisses like a bull alligator.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt walks around in view of the dragon's head, and holds up the chains and shackles. &quot;(I am going to put these on you. Remember, behave, and we won't hurt you. I wouldn't be bothering with this if we wanted to hurt you.)&quot;: Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;We chose to keep such delightful company..&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus just gives it an imperious frown. &gt;:|

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">*He speaks in the dragon language.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Now, hustle.&quot;

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">&quot;(Thieves and liars,)&quot; the dragon snarls.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;This is taking too long. We're still in as much danger as we were before they appeared. I'm sure there are more dragons, and that was a loud battle.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm working, I'm working.&quot;

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000"> &quot;Of course...we could just let him go after aquiring some tokens from the little one. Track him to his lair. Would be easier than trying to hope all the hostile dragons int he area attack us.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;(We just went through this a minute ago. If you want me to be lying, fine, I will.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt approaches the dragon, cautiously, and attempts to affix the shackles to its legs.

* Thomas Lazarus gives Bryne an incredulous look. &quot;And what would that solve?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Unless it struggles, in which case he jumps back.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let it go? And let it inform half the mountains we're here?&quot;

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">The dragon doesn't make things easy, but you eventually get them on despite it hiding necessary limbs beneath its body and tail. &gt;:E

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;No, once you catch the mouse you don't let it squeak out.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Well, if it doesn't take any swipes, that's good enough. &quot;Okay Vonain, you can release it now.&quot;

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000"> &quot;Even if it would lead you back to where all the mice hang out?&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">The warlock nods and dismisses the earthen hand. It slides down back into the snowed, frozen dirt and crumbles to dust.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;In our case, it'd bring in the dogs.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I seriously doubt they all nest out of one spot. This is bigger than one dragon lair. We need to speak with the Silvers, and learn what it knows.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now, to get out of here. Gotta turn around, I don't want to go any further into this canyon if I can help it. Too good of an ambush spot, as we just learned. Vonain, can you fly up to the top and give me an idea of which way we should go?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom steps in to haul the dragon. He's not afraid of some thrashing and lifting. &gt;:|

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Can do.&quot;

Malcolm Walker:<font color="#000000">The soldier assists.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;Worst of worst, we can release and track it *after* we reach. . . wherever is it we're going.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain sprouts his translucent wings, and floats up to just above the lip of the canyon. He stays low, doesn't want to be a clay pidgeon, but he tries to observe the local terrain to spot a likely path towards the basin that isn't the canyon we're in.

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">Tom gets few ineffectual tail-slaps for his trouble. &gt;:E

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">(if necessary, taking 20 on a spot.)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">His platemail and heavy clothing allows him to suffer it without any lasting harm.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And, if the dragon attempts to actually wiggle out of the shackles themselves (with either a Strength check or Escape Artist) he finds they begin to tighten up uncomfortably all on their own, making it even harder to get out until he stops struggling.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Oh shit right. UTD &#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 7 + 18 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Yeah, Adaptive Shackles engaged.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi just plops her face in her hands, watching disdainfully through her fingers..

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;Something wrong there, miss?&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">The track behind you leads back out of the mountains, as far as you can tell -- the only way forward you can see is through this canyon, but luckily, what you can see is all there is. The canyon opens up ahead very nicely.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">After surveying, Vonain drops down. &quot;Bad luck, this canyon is the only pass through the mountains. Back goes right out. There's no other way around. However, this canyon -is- short, and opens up towards the basin just ahead.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Yeah.. my crazy party is trying to give a monsterous creature equal treatment in some vain hope it'll improve its life.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus gives Tathi a flat look.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;If I would hazard a guess, this pass alone is why most people don't make it through.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..You're wrong.&quot;

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">Don't suppose Gnogglebolt included a muzzle?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;This has nothing to do with 'reform'.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">...No, no muzzle included...

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">...so, if it tries to breath ice, it can.

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">Just curious.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;This is the same reason I ever suggest we take prisoners in the line of my duty instead of executing on the spot;&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Because we may be able to learn something critical.&quot;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;To interrogate them, right?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Something that could save someone.&quot;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">The cat nods.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">At any rate, Gnogglebolt grinds his teeth at Vonain's report. &quot;I guess we'll just have to deal with it.&quot; He glances over at Sszeyl.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;How's it coming with that ice blockage, Sszeyl?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Need any help?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;If it's its fate to die, it can die later. If it's its fate to be released and tracked, it can be tracked later. But if we want to see if the Silvers can learn something where we have failed...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...The only opportunity for that... is by doing this.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;So we are. For now.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;And that's it. I'm not that big of a bleeding heart.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Said Thomas.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi sighs, and rolls her head to peer at Thomas. &quot;Okay. I'll give you that. But are you really going to catch every single little peon until you find one that just so happens to know where the head honcho is?&quot;

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">The dragon's beady eyes are darting about the cabin, glimmering with smoldering hatred.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;One's enough so far&quot;

* Jason Storm very pointedly takes a seat away from the dragon. &gt;.&gt;;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;Unless there's reason to think another will know more&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Of course not.&quot; He glances back to the dragon. &quot;We couldn't handle two.&quot;

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000"> &quot;Should only keep the one most likely to have information. the biggest one.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;The way is clear.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(DM? Word on Sszeyl's progress with the ice? It is cleared? ^^; I see it's not on the map anymore, but checking just to be sure...)

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(ah, okay)

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi groans, and hides her face in her hands. &quot;Nevermind&quot; She growls.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Alright, well, with Thomas in the middle carriage, I guess it's you and me in the rear, Candlestand. C'mon.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus pays it little mind. He knows what Tathi's stance on prisoners always is.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;Anyhow, I said, I'll take care of it.&quot;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;Even if it tried to flee, I'd like it to see shake me off&quot; :3

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">The cat takes a place near the 'prisoner', watching it carefully.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt clambers into the trucktrain. Before starting up the engine, he turns around and looks through the rear window at Thomas &amp; Co in the middle carriage. &quot;If you guys need to communicate with the dragon, just hollar to me!&quot;

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">The dragon growls, and snaps its teeth threateningly at the cat. &quot;(Prey.)&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus makes sure to hold it back. =_=;;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;What the--Candlestand, I said come in the rear carriage with me! You and I have the scrolls.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; It could probably swallow you immediately; please get back.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ai! Yeah, uh, the dragon thinks the cat is food.&quot;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll be fine, don't worry&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Cat, you really should go into the other carriage.&quot;

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">&quot;Your just lucky they wanted to talk and bargain. Had they brought downt hat wall on top of the cairrage, could of been dangerous.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;--Someone take the cat.&quot; =w=;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas isn't about to ignore it this time.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm. Fine.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi just sighs, sitting back. &quot;(No thanks.)&quot; She says in draconic. &quot;(I can-)&quot; She says, and pauses.. &quot;No wait. What's the term for speak again? I know the rune..&quot;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">The cat sloowly walks to the other cariage.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain pokes his head into the middle carriage. &quot;It's not you being fine, cat. You and I have scrolls, remember?&quot;

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">'But Bryne, come, back to the air.&quot; and mael and Bryen fly up. they begin to circle and watch for other dragons in the area

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Thomas has the magic. We need to be together, away from thomas, to spread our revival resources around. Thank you.&quot;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah well.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt takes three minutes to start the engine back up. As before, it's whisper-quiet...except when he tries to move forward.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">The cat curls up under the boards.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">The entire mechanism groans, but then catches and begins to move forward. &quot;Ugh. Just about hit the weight limit for this thing.&quot;

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">&quot;Confn spical, pluvt! Si inglata ti sone wux halkvri wux vilzriquathtor!&quot; the dragonet taunts with a growl. (Come back, prey! I promise not to eat you until you're frozen!)

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah, the trucktrain's time is about up...&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">But, move forward the trucktrain does, towards the bend in the canyon and around, to the supposed opening that Vonain reported...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh right I don't think I marked off Tom's spells

* Dr. Hatari logisticsates

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">The cat sharpens its claws on the carriage wall.

GM:<font color="#000000">The trucktrain's treads crunch over the snow and rock, moving through the canyon and up the road. The path does indeed widen out as soon as you're past it, back to a normal comfortable width. The trail has become somewhat icier ahead, and you can see evidence of draconic activity. Massive wingmarks in snowbanks. Clawmarks cut into the ground. A half-buried frozen mountain sheep, with half of its body missing.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"><b>=_=;;

</i></b> Candlestand:<font color="#000000">Bored. At least watching the prisoner was something. Eh, I do have the other scroll.

</i> Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Sszeyl, could you come here for a moment.&quot; Tom speaks up.

Malcolm Walker:<font color="#000000">&quot;.... They're after you.&quot;

Malcolm Walker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Aren't they?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt turns around and calls back. &quot;Alright guys, we're back in the open. Aelian! Swallowtail! Spotting duty again, if you don't mind.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Mm.&quot; He remarks without much trace of secrecy anymore. &quot;I thought they were from the beginning.&quot;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">Spotting!

</i> Candlestand:<font color="#000000">The kitty climbs on Sszeyl's shoulder to have a better look out. &quot;Sorry, hope you don't mind&quot;

Malcolm Walker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why? The big one snapped into combat as soon as he laid eyes on the old man with you. Is he carrying it?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..'It', huh?&quot; He folds his arms and considers.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I guess in a manner of speaking.&quot;

Jason Storm:<font color="#000000">&quot;I don't doubt it.&quot; The messenger fiddles with his pen nervously again. &quot;They were talking about a 'wyrmseed.' As soon as the old man came in sight, they said it was here at least.&quot;

Jason Storm:<font color="#000000">*at last.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Although I never expected the skies to be full of dragons when we started traveling this way..&quot; He frowns.

<font color="#0000ff">Eidojeth is disconnected.

</i> Jason Storm:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Well. Now we're tangled up in it, whatever it is. Brilliant.&quot; He scans the horizon outside.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl pets the cat.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You don't have to be.&quot; He looks back with a little concern. &quot;..We can teleport back to somewhere we've been before. We could take you.&quot;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">The cat flops its tail from side to side.

Malcolm Walker:<font color="#000000">&quot;No.&quot;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">Petting's nice, but can't you see I'm busy gazing out? There might be dragons! :3

</i> * Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth just keeps watch from the air

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Sszeyl, could you come here for a moment..&quot; Tom tries again. |3;

Malcolm Walker:<font color="#000000">&quot;I came here to do my duty and finish what we were setting out to do. I'm not going back until that's done.&quot; He frowns.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">This is kinda like watching birds, isn't it? Just, larger and scalier

</i> Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">trundle trundle along at 10-20 MPH, plotting course on world map...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..That's quite the errand, Mr. Walker. I was wondering if you had had enough. ... But I imagine that answers that.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl picks up the cat and puts Candle on his spot in the cart.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Then goes to the front cart.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;MROW&quot;

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( |D ))

Malcolm Walker:<font color="#000000">&quot;....&quot; A beat. &quot;... The kobolds who came after the dragon attack were looking for a wyrm-seed. I was already involved.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus looks to Sszeyl. &quot;Okay. So.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I really screwed up and forgot this.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom points a palm out and casts a spell with a modest blue pulse. Sszeyl gets Shield Other.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">WONDERTWIN POWERS

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">ACTIVATE

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Thank the gods, it wasn't necessary.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Agreed.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Also.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Did you need anything else?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I used to cast this on Gamal, but, it's probably best suited for you, now.&quot;

<font color="#0000ff"><i>Eidojeth has connected.

</i> Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas also casts Magic Vestment on Sszeyl's robes. He gains +3 enhancement bonus to AC all day.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">The cat stretches out the best it can to see out of the window.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thank you.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">And so the old man goes back to the cart.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Picks the cat up.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Consider yourself warded as all get-out.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">mroww!

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">And puts it back on his shoulders as he sits.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Pet pet pet.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">After a while, the at accomodates itself again, and continues watching.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">*cat

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">And the old man.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">PAINTS.

Malcolm Walker:<font color="#000000">&quot;.... So. What is it?&quot; The soldier's voice sounds forced calm.

* Thomas Lazarus sighs a bit guiltily. Keeping secrets now, from them, wouldn't seem right.

GM:<font color="#000000">Maelgwyn and Bryne, would you please make Spot checks? How high up are you, as well?

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+14+mod = 14 + 14 + 0 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Craft (painting) check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+14+mod = 11 + 14 + 0 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Craft (painting) check!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">not swallowtail and aelian too? Oh well.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..It's a long story.. but..&quot; He glances off to the rear cart briefly. &quot;..Some circumstances that I can't even begin pretending to understand have seated one of our friends with a spiritual guest. I've no reason to think anything good would happen if he passed on or lost control of it. And a number of other old metal dragons think the same. So we've been visiting all of them. Like Kerishorak. And building some artifice to seal it away into afterlife, forever.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus squints a little. &quot;... But this ... is the first we've seen of it really ... 'resisting'.&quot;

Malcolm Walker:<font color="#000000">&quot;... It, resisting?&quot;

Malcolm Walker:<font color="#000000">&quot;You think whatever it is, it called the dragons here?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;More resourceful than I ever dared to assume. I guess these dragons are here at someone's behest to try and get it.&quot;

Jason Storm:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well. That explains why they kept yelling to take it alive.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">This isn't a creation painting, merely a landscape, but at the end, the old man drys the paint with a smokey breath, rolls it up, and puts it away.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Probably. Maybe not. Maybe it's something else with its own plots. It doesn't matter who's to blame. We just need to get to the citadel and disarm the whole problem before it blows up even worse.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Maelgwyn and Bryne?

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">(Spot Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+FLOOR(Wisdom/2-5)+0 = 8 + FLOOR(11 / 2 - 5) + 0 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000">(Spot Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+FLOOR(Wisdom/2-5)+0 = 6 + FLOOR(14 / 2 - 5) + 0 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">and 40 ft up as on token

GM:<font color="#000000">The skies seem clear to you, although you do hear dragon roars off in the far distance.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom glances down dryly at the shackled dragonling.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Just one more sort of question we might be able to have answered by the silvers.&quot;

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">It's slapping its tail against the floor like a disgruntled cat. &gt;:E

Bryne ap Emyr whispers: about how long would it take for us to get through tot he basin? (Knowledge (Local) Check : &#171;&#160;1d20+FLOOR(Intelligence/2-5)+14 = 16 + FLOOR(15 / 2 - 5) + 14 = 32&#160;&#187;)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Just be glad you got me and not my sister. |T

You whisper to Railock: You should be getting close to the basin by nightfall. Gonna be a few more hours.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">She'd put a collar on you.

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000">MAel and Bryne flies down to the cairrage, and land. Bryne knocks ont eh roof, Casts RAry'stelepathic bond. Targets being Bryne, Mael, Thomas, Tathi. 110 mins of communication. they then fly back up

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl opens his sketchbook again.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Suddenly, telepathy. D|

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Mmmmm?&quot;

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">~No sign of more, but we've heard dragons roaring out there.~

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;How much do trees and plantlife factor into Wood Elf art and expression?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"><i>Oh god what is happening I am bad at internets.

</i> Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">It's grumbling in Draconic. &quot; Pothoc munthreki. Pothoc vaecaesini. Pothoc ithaeledarok. Pothoc opsola, pothoc myvishi, pothoc, pothoc, pothoc. &quot; &gt;:E

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">~I wonder if it would be evil to put Thomas and Edaric in the same house for a bit. Would that make me evil?~

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And if the middle of the basin is where we're headed for deliveries (or just an average of visiting several spots), it'll take approximately 6 hours by my reckoning on the map to get there, by which time it should probably be getting nightfall.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">~... wait why am I hearing other people's thoughts?~

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">~I didn't cast detect thoughts. Did I?~

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000"><b>Let me touch your skin.

</b> Sszeyl:<font color="#000000"><i>No.

</i> Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt catches a whiff of the draconic muttering and tries to hear what he's saying. (Listen check, or can he just hear it being only 10 feet away?)

<font color="#0000ff"><i>Eidojeth is disconnected.

</i> <font color="#0000ff"><i>Eidojeth is disconnected.

</i> Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;H-Hold on.&quot; Tathi says, squinting.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Listen check, please. :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom freezes. Oh no. ''Play Pazak! Play Pazak!''

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000"> ~&quot;I've connected you miss, my lord, sir lazarus, and myself.~

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Pazak? x3

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000">(Listen Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+FLOOR(Wisdom/2-5)+0 = 11 + FLOOR(14 / 2 - 5) + 0 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">(Listen Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+FLOOR(Wisdom/2-5)+0 = 12 + FLOOR(11 / 2 - 5) + 0 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">~Good LORDS man, could you warn me first!?~

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Pazak? That card came from Star Wars KOTOR? xP

VAE:<font color="#000000">?

VAE:<font color="#000000">what's Pazak

VAE:<font color="#000000">Sounds like that guy who wrote the thesis on superconductors

VAE:<font color="#000000">except that was Pathak x3

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi sighs. &quot;Right. Sorry. Anyway, that is something of a trend across all elves. It just depends on what kind of tree they use. I suppose you're asking about my particular group?&quot;

Tathi whispers: so what kind of trees did the Veld have? &quot;3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Glitch - The Draconic is just &quot;stupid humans. Stupid elves. Stupid Wyrmseed. Stupid father, stupid sisters, stupid, stupid, stupid.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( In KotR2, a Jedi assassin learns to thwart mind tricks and telepathy by partitioning his concentration, and &quot;loudly&quot; playing space-blackjack on the surface of his thoughts. ))

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why would you paint trees when you can just go out in the forest and look at real ones, though?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">So it's kinda like DMFA

VAE:<font color="#000000">recite a lawbook or something

Glitch:<font color="#000000">hatari; ahaha, nice. xD

You whisper to Ghostwish: Cool temperate. Oaks, pines, some maples, birches, beeches, linden, plum, cherry, ash, hawthorn, wildwood, darkwood... I could go on.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Quite.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 5 + 13 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Sense Motive...

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( Sszeyl? :3 ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Or is your settlement going to use something different?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot; What's up, Tom? &quot; Bard on alert.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Oh!&quot;

Tathi whispers: Trees in the fey forest now. |D

* Thomas Lazarus flinches. |D;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ah-hahah, pretty sharp..&quot; |D;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ah, Mr. Bryne just cast a spell over me, and it's a little.. disorienting.&quot; |D;;

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( pfeh stinky cat breath ))

You whisper to Ghostwish: Similar mix, but throw in more walnut and apple and less cherry and plum. A few more maples and oaks. A few less pine.

You whisper to Ghostwish: And, of course, less wildwood and darkwood, since those weren't cultivated there yet. :B

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Bad disorienting, or just disorienting?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi smirks. &quot;I'm thinking.. Apple.&quot;

* Liatai snerks!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">T-Tathi, please roll Knowledge (nobility). x3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Mind..... guah apples.....&quot; |D;;;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Oh god what did I do. |D

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 3 + 15 = 18&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; knowledge, nobility!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Telepathy between them and Tathi and I.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Mind apples? ... oh. &quot; |D;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Type of apple?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I snerked because, as Tathi knows, the apple is Akellon's national tree. XD

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">~Why are you thinking of apples? It isn't time to eat yet.~

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi starts giggling to herself. &quot; That was too easy. &quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"><i>Restrain your thoughts restrain your thoughts don't think -- ehhhhnn |D;;;;;

</i> Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;RIght, sorry. I was having fun with telepathy.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">She points. &quot;Walnut.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Of course, Thomas doesn't know telepathy is deliberate communication of surface thoughts. He's worried about thinking about anything.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">..He seems less concerned with the dragon than avoiding some inadvertent random weird thought everyone would see. |Dc;;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;A walnut tree is not apple.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;They are mutually exclusive.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Or was the apple thing the joke?&quot;

* Edaric taps his fingers on his knees a bit, torn between playing to pass the time and worried about making too much noise.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;Maybe an apple tree that grows walnuts&quot;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;I mean, they don't exist but you sure could draw one, no?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Yeah. It's Akellon's national tree. I did it to mess with everyone's head a second.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey, Tom. (Want to practice Elven a bit to pass the time?)&quot; :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;--Oh!&quot; He snaps out of it a little.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">brb afk

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;What is the coat of arms for...Ethrinyu?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That's a swell idea.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Erithinyu?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..I guess it's a good opportunity.. my mind is connected to an elf..&quot; {:3;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">~Hi, Maelgwyn, Bryne, you might want to block this. I'm going to teach Thomas every elven sexual term I know.~

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;WHAT.&quot; D|

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;What what?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Tathi just did something, didn't she.&quot; :B

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Tathi what the hell are you- nevermind.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I--ah--no?&quot; |D;;

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000">~ I am already well versed in such, though my lord probably wouldn't get many ofthem~

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">~Nope, never as any good at languages~

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Question. ))

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( 42. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Glitch, let me know when you get back.

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Is Ram going to be back today? ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... You know, I don't know.

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( I need to leave at some point during the session. It's not urgent. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">he claimed he'll be

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( likely, no. Not until late. The redneck lap takes a stupid amount of time. ))

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( There's just no food in this house. I'll need to pick up supper. ))

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( that's.. uh, why I was laughing earlier. We call that the redneck lap. |P ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh! Well, this is a good spot if you want to duck out quickly. Glitch is AFK, and we can assume Ed and Tom are just practicing Elven if folks want to keep RPing. :3

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( right I'll order pizza ))

* VAE goes to fridge, grabs pork pie

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Then I shall.

* Dr. Hatari afk's to drive for fudz.

RAM:<font color="#CC0000">Back, just finished skimming backlog.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">..Oh.

VAE:<font color="#000000">well, there goes the plan

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah, it's fine, go ahead. Adulian can RP with the crew in the back wagon, or even the uninvolved crew in the front wagon. :3

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">So, where is this Dragon currently?

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Kansas.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">back, just grabbed a snack.

VAE:<font color="#000000">front carriage

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Yeah, was waiting for a timeskip until something else happens, or we get to a Basin village

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">In the front wagon, being a grumpy grouch and snarling &quot;pothoc pothoc pothoc&quot; every now and then.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Food can wait for a while. I'm not even hungry yet.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well, if you say so. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">see, this is why one should always have a few packs of ramen at home

Gnogglebolt whispers: speaking of which, what -is- the dragon saying? xP I asked earlier if I could hear, if you answered, I didn't catch it...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Glitch - The Draconic is just &quot;stupid humans. Stupid elves. Stupid Wyrmseed. Stupid father, stupid sisters, stupid, stupid, stupid.&quot;

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( ... the hell!? how'd you get back so fast!? That stupid lap thing takes hours!!! ))

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">ah. x3

RAM:<font color="#CC0000">We were just getting ready today. &gt;.&gt;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">&#161;Os voy a romper a pedazos!

RAM:<font color="#CC0000">The parade lap is tomorrow.

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( ... oh. XP ))

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( well then. ))

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( usuk ))

* Edaric grins. &quot;Well, if you want, you can try out this phrase on her. Lle naa tari e' nausalle.&quot; |3

Sszeyl: <font color="#0">(( Ghost? :B ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#0">(( Going to answer the effing question? ))

You whisper to Ghostwish: &quot;You're queen in your imagination,&quot; roughly. Elven insult. :B

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Hmm, wasn't included in the psychic talky spell, Dragon is in the front wagon, not much going on in the back... &gt;:.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas is a little timid with the prospect of throwing around mysterious elven phrases between brains.. but.. it was Ed that suggested it. So he does. |D ~Lle naa tari e' nausalle.~

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The wagon is now quiet enough that you can communicate with the front wagon easily.

VAE:<font color="#000000">My hovercraft is full of eels, huh?

Tathi whispers: Gimmie somethin' that's a little sexy and racy then. :P

* VAE wild mass guess

Railock:<font color="#000000">sorry it's only 1 person per three levels

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">~OHHHHHH REALLY.~ Uh oh.

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( We're only going 10-20mph, so you could probably switch carriages without a big fuss. Sszeyl already has a couple times. ))

Player &quot;Tathi&quot; is not connected. You whisper to Ghostwish: You'd be better off scouring the list yourself or just parenthesizing it. :B

Tathi whispers: you using the elven list? |P

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Ahahah what did that mean?&quot; |D

You whisper to Ghostwish: Yes. Just adjusted a phrase a bit to fit genderwise. :B

Tathi whispers: What do you think is the male annotation? ar?

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Do you remember what the question was, Ghost?

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">|D

You whisper to Ghostwish: Depends, what are you trying to say?

Tathi whispers: Male lover. XP

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Coat of arms for Eytherinu? o3o ))

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( it's called missing it ya dolt XP ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#0">(( It's called pizza is not more important than game. ))

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;No.. I've been thinking. Tossing around a few ideas.&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#0">(( You italian lover. ))

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( *super saiyan* You take that back. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#0">(( I SAW YOU MAKING EYES AT MUSSOLINI. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot; 'You are queen in your imagination.' It's kind of like our 'who died and made you king?' &quot; ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">*snrk*

You whisper to Ghostwish: Hanwamelar. Hanwamelarlle would be &quot;your male lover.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ohhh..&quot; Tom files that away in his memory. |Dc

Tathi whispers: I'm trying to parse &quot;I want to hold and love our bard&quot; how do you language. XP

Tathi whispers: Bard is Lindar, Liri is love? I dunno.

Tathi whispers: Or Mela.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Suddenly!

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">A Half-Orc swings into the front carriage!

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;Noisy little bugger, isn't he?&quot;

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">Grrrrr. &gt;:E

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">~Hey. Thomas.~

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;......&quot; Tom decides to try something weird.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">~Ask him what Amin mela ar' kwara Lindar means.~

Tathi whispers: I want to love and hold the bard. XP

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;Oh hush you. We caught you fair and square.&quot;

You whisper to Ghostwish: I'm working on it. XD

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;Really, you only have yourself and your parent to blame.&quot; |3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas thinks in ''Aelian's voice. ''

<i><font color="#BF00FF">&quot;I wonder if this'll work..&quot;

</i> Tathi whispers: No Tathi just did it. :P

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;Bit off a bit more than you can chew.&quot;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">The cat boreds, but tries to keep attention. There really isn't much going on outside, just snow, and snow, and more snow.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt hears some of the conversation in the carriage behind him. &quot;Ah... 'Adulian', was it?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I don't think the dragon understands Common speech.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I've been negotiating with it in the dragon tongue.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi rolls her eyes. ~Sorry Thomas. But you're just not witty enough to mimic Aelian properly.~

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Corset or no.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;It is really weird to watch you have mental conversations.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#BF00FF">~It was an interesting experiment!~

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"> &quot;Man this is weird.&quot; |9;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;Mmm.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">~I could do your sister bellowing at you if you like?~

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">~Now get your translation!~

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Psst, Ghost.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Amin merna tessa ar' mela lindarlye.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">That's what you're looking for. :B

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">How do you do that. |D

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Right, that then.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Language rules. XD

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">~Hah. I wonder what you would think she would say.~

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">*casts Summon Rain of Ducks at Ghostwish*

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( yeah who am I kidding I'm texan and hardly speak a word of spanish. ))

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi blinks. &quot;Are you talking to me?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Now she's thinking about corsets.&quot; |3;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;I guess so - not much I can do with a corset.&quot;

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">&quot;Pothoc ghik-iejir!&quot; the dragon growls.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">http://draconic.twilightrealm.com/

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Of course I am.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; Stupid what-now?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">She blinks again. &quot;Corsets? What???&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Also, here are two posible coat of arms for you.&quot;

You whisper to Glitch: Orc-blood.

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000">~ Why would you try to get him to say that, miss?~

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">~No reason. He'll never learn if he doesn't try.~

You whisper to Railock: For your clarification, too, it's &quot;I want to hold and love our bard.&quot; :B

Bryne ap Emyr whispers: I asked ghost

You whisper to Railock: Very well, carry on, then. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl hands two sheets of paper to Tathi: One with a triskele design, ending in a walnut, a leaf of the tree, and the third a copper dragon head.

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000">~ But in waht situation would one ever need to say they want to love and hold their bard?~

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( *looks up triskele* I swear to god if this is porn... ))

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( It ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">The other is a copper coloured tree with branches curved to resemble a copper dragon's head on one side, and an elvish hound on the other.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">~Way to spoil it, dumbass.~

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=w=;;;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triskele

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( ALL OF MY WHATS http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Flag_of_Sicily.svg ))

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">~How can you spoil teaching someone a language?~

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"><i>~... You know what ... alright. I'll bite. As long as we're talking like this...~

</i> Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"><i>~Who've you been gossiping with to hear about that?~ =3=

</i> Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">~Ruined it! Thanks for nothing!~

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">~Oh.~

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">~Hear about what?~

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">~I'm a wizard.~

* Thomas Lazarus folds his arms and huffs.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi, hello?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"><i>~So what?~ =3=

</i> Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth whispers: heh. too bad ed isn't in this. but gah. 3 levels per person. and bryne would obviously add nobles first

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Also the corset question is about your taste in fashion.&quot;

Jason Storm:<font color="#000000">The messenger takes out his sketchbook again and starts sketching nervously, glancing out the window frequently.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;This is meant to be a court thing, and corsets are common among female nobility.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do you want one, or no?&quot;

* Malcolm Walker keeps an eye on the dragon while people &quot;learn Elven.&quot; :|

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">She peers at the images. &quot;Are you.. hinting at my family heritage with all the copper imagery?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">~So I'm a wizard.~

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl looks up from his sketchbook.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Face totally expressionless.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes.&quot; Deadpan.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"><i>~That doesn't just give you willy-nilly innate powers to learn secrets. What'd you do?~ =3=

</i> Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Yeah, thought so.&quot; She shakes her head. &quot;This isn't an Eyllisaearsithek establishment. It's a sanctuary for everyone. It isn't about me, or my family. It's about peace. Gonna have to lose that undertone..&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">~Magic.~

* Edaric waits for Tom to finish his mental conversation politely, tapping his fingers on his knees again. Must. Not. Play. Must. Not....

* Thomas Lazarus growls quietly and dismisses his telepathic link with a handwave.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl submits an edit of the triskelion with a elvish hound head in place of the copper dragon head, and a copper tree with a green elvish hound face in the trunk.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;How's that?&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Spot checks, please.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Better. Definitely better.&quot;

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">(Spot Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+FLOOR(Wisdom/2-5)+0 = 19 + FLOOR(11 / 2 - 5) + 0 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">For anyone? &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 2 + 5 = 7&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Kor:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 9 + 3 = 12&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; spot! Where's the cheese?

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000">(Spot Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+FLOOR(Wisdom/2-5)+0 = 8 + FLOOR(14 / 2 - 5) + 0 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+16 = 4 + 16 = 20&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; spot

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 11 + 7 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

GM:<font color="#000000">For anyone looking outside.

* Adulian hums gently and reclines back into a relaxed posture. &#171; &#160;1d20+22 = 20 + 22 = 42&#160;  &#187; Hmmm hmmmmmmm~

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 15 + 11 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Spot check!

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+2+1 = 7 + 2 + 1 = 10&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; Spot!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">What does a 42 humm even sound like?! :O

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Which gradually becomes soft singing.

You whisper to Railock: Maelgwyn can see this ahead; the ruins of a caravan, with what looks like several tattered Kellon flags about.

You whisper to Ghostwish: Aelian can see this ahead; the ruins of a caravan, with what looks like several tattered Kellon flags about.

You whisper to VAE: Candlestand can see this ahead; the ruins of a caravan, with what looks like several tattered Kellon flags about.

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">~Kellon caravan ahead, looks like it's been destroyed. going to check it out~

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;Uh-huh&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Ohhhh dear..&quot; Aelian sighs through his nose.

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">Mael and bryne fly for the caravan

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0JiEglvJic

You whisper to Meany: Sszeyl can see this ahead; the ruins of a caravan, with what looks like several tattered Kellon flags about.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;Someone ate a caravan. Kellon one.&quot;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;I wonder .. maybe we should stop and look if there's anyone alive.&quot;

* Malcolm Walker goes on alert.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;It looks fresh, I think.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Fresh..&quot; He raises a brow.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Kinda wish I had found a decent song earlier, missed the window. =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Then, maybe.&quot;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Oh well, just hope I don't need that twenty soon.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Swallowtail and I could look stealthily for them...but you likely won't allow that.&quot; =3=

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;And me~&quot; Aelian chimes in.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Could you out-sneak a hiding dragon?&quot;

Aelian: <font color="#9900ff">(( callin fer pizza ))

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;Here, I have something that might help...&quot;

* Adulian closes her eyes and humms a few notes. Casting Omen of Peril!

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth whispers: since I can fly straight there isntead of twists and turns, anything interesting as I close in?

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Gimme a sec to grab the page for reference, it's a little tricky.

GM:<font color="#000000">It's not as fresh as it looked from the air, Maelgwyn and Bryne... The coating of ice on it only made it appear that way by preserving it. The wagons have been ransacked, and you see only scraps about. Broken swords, disembodied feet frozen to the ground and ripped from the legs they belonged to, a frostbitten arm still in its gauntlet thrown atop a carriage, a wolf skull with a fangmark through it as wide as a bridge nail.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Spell Compendium, page 149.

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( http://dndtools.eu/spells/races-of-destiny--81/omen-of-peril--3037/ ))

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( ? ))

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Yyyup.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Adulian currently has an 82% chance of success.

* You roll to yourself: 1d100 =&gt; 70Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl is still sketching.

You whisper to RAM: Peril.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Without really looking at it.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;You never answered the question, by the way, Tathi.&quot;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;Mmm. Peril.&quot;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;Nothing particularly challenging. Of course, this spell isn't one hundred percent accurate, but I'm pretty good with it.&quot;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;I'd say decent odds of encountering a dragon pack like we just did sometime within the next hour or so.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That seems like a good alternative to sending scouts against the creatures most well-known through legends for thwarting scouts.&quot; ^^;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;So.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;what are we going to do?&quot;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;Stay the course, keep a weather eye out.&quot;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;Expect another assault soon.&quot;

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">~It's not very fresh. ice coats it. this isn't that new.~

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;I dunno&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus offers a shallow nod.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Let's avoid unnecessary conflict if we can. There's no one to save, and we have a ways to the summit.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl pokes Tathi.

Malcolm Walker:<font color="#000000">&quot;......&quot;

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000">casts detect thoughts and scans the area. any thinking creatures around?

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Hrm? Sorry, what?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus catches Malcolm's look.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Do you disagree?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">doot de doo, still trundling along, and passes close to the wreck. &quot;Anyone want to stop and investigate, or shall we just move on?&quot; He calls back into the carriage.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Two things.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;One; corset or no? Two: Which one do you like more?&quot;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;If needed, I could probably sneak in and have a look&quot;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;Not much point.&quot;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;I doubt the Dragons left anything worthwhile.&quot;

Bryne ap Emyr whispers: so you don't miss it this time. detect thoughts! detecting for thinking creatures! :P not going deep enough beyond rough scans for presence yes/no atm

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom waits to see if Mr. Walker responds before answering Gnoggle.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Sszeyl..&quot; She says with a giggle.. &quot;Please come up with one reason an elf would ever wear a corset.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No presences detected.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Or.. better yet do you know why humans wear them?&quot;

Bryne ap Emyr: <font color="#0">(( to annoy human women with the fact it's still too big and isn't cutting off their breathing ))

Malcolm Walker:<font color="#000000">&quot;....&quot; He swallows hard. &quot; No. There's nothing we could do... anymore. &quot; He looks out the window as they pass.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;Because. . I dunno, they look all fancy, no?&quot;

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000">~ I detect no thoughts in the area~

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;And the corsets are pretty tough, so I guess, armour or somesuch?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;To appear thinner without needing to adjust their diet or physical activities to appear so naturally.&quot;

Jason Storm:<font color="#000000">&quot;....&quot; The messenger is also quiet as they pass. The soldier solemnly salutes the wreck.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom nods after a pause. Despite the grimness of the situation, he seems a little relieved by the response. &quot; Too true, sir.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Also in rare cases to increase endurance.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Quite. And what are elves, physically?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Short.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom speaks up to Gnoggle finally. &quot;..Yeah. Let's keep moving.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">She rolls her eyes. &quot;Go on.&quot;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;How does being tied in a carapace increase endurance?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;And scrawny.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Mmmm-hmmm.. And what reason would anyone from a thin, atheletic race have to wear such a silly contraption?&quot;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;Because it's fancy?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Corsets are designed to make your breasts appear larger.&quot;

* Jason Storm 's gaze catches on a particular wagon for a long time before it gets out of sight.

Bryne ap Emyr whispers: you should SO put in a fat elf one day

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Yes, because we're totally obsessed with them, aren't we?&quot; She says, giggling.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Very well. Moving on. Though I wonder if there's anything I could use... &quot; Even so, Gnogglebolt turns the trucktrain slightly to pass a bit closer to the wreck, so he can get a better look. But, noting that it is ransacked and all that's left is a few broken swords, barely worth the scrap thy're made of, he kicks back up to cruising speed and continues onto the Basin.

* Thomas Lazarus is spared from the awkward human culture conversation in the back. |3;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Oh shit, I'm -hearing- this whole thing, aren't I?

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, at least from what I heard of a few of the archivists back in Waren Rock. . and one of them was a half-elf.&quot;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;I cannot stress it enough, though; be prepared and keep watch. Unless my spell missed its mark, we are going to have another fight on our hands soon.&quot;

Malcolm Walker:<font color="#000000">&quot; For king and country, brothers. You will be avenged. Our duty done. &quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Session title (so far); &quot;WHAT ARE.. CORSETS?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">She sighs, and waves her hand a little. &quot;Elves don't wear corsets, or, really, conform to any human tastes in fashion. Really, what we've seen over the centuries is that humans oft try to mimic or at least add flavors of our own fashion to theirs.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;So noted, ma'am.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Corsets, for example.. to try and appear thinner.&quot;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's kinda funny when you think of it. You'd think nipples would be interesting to sucklings, not to adult males.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom quietly unsheathes his sword and rests the tip on the cabin floor, by his boot.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;People are a silly species.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Cats like their own butthole.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Right out of left field. WHAM.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Quite.&quot;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;We don't like it We like to keep clean.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;High heels or no?&quot;

* Malcolm Walker sits back down, even quieter and more withdrawn than before, avoiding looking at the bound dragon.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Sszeyl gets a pebble thrown at him.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, Miss Tathi, when you're a well-traveled adventurer, you see all sorts of strange things. I have, in fact, seen an elf wearing a corset, once.&quot;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Electricity courses over Adulian's hands briefly, a visible representation of the anticipation she's feeling.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;...Albiet, it was in a...&quot; VOnain then brngs a hand to his mouth and cough-clears his throat. &quot;Less-than-noble establishment...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Brothel, gotcha.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi rolls her eyes.

* Thomas Lazarus sobers and watches the far windows like a hawk. &quot;...&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;What a fine example. Tell me, do you like the taste of your own foot?&quot;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">The cat licks himself.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;And how is your spellbook for storage?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Or did you switch to that Boccobian one?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">She glances down. Her player really hasn't checked in a while.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;That'd be nice. I think this one's nearly full.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Very well then.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000"><b> IT IS THE PAINTINATINING.

</b> Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+14+mod = 12 + 14 + 0 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Craft (painting) check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+14+mod = 11 + 14 + 0 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Craft (painting) check!

* Liatai read that as &quot;paintin' a thing.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Merely saying that 'this has never happened' is quite the blanket statement...though, I think the spiritualist in the carriage ahead said it's very likely we will encounter another dragon pack. Aelian, you are keeping an eye out, yes?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Aelian's eyes are outside of his skull.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Watching out the windows.

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;There's never a time when I'm not.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;I could get naked.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;NOT HELPING.&quot;

Bryne ap Emyr: <font color="#0">(( sszeyel should now draw tathi in a corset in a bordello ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl pauses in his paintining.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi, which design did you prefer?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">HAHA YES

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;You never said?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Seconding Rail

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Show me again.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Trundle rumble along...

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">A triskele design with each spiral ending in a different symbol. A walnut, a walnut leaf, and an elvish hound head.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">And a copper tree with a green elvish hound head on the trunk.

GM:<font color="#000000">Maelgwyn, Bryne, you two are at the best angle to see this. Spot checks?

GM:<font color="#000000">Also, gonna copy-paste you guys, so get ready to reimpersonate.

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000">(Spot Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+FLOOR(Wisdom/2-5)+0 = 17 + FLOOR(14 / 2 - 5) + 0 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">(Spot Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+FLOOR(Wisdom/2-5)+0 = 19 + FLOOR(11 / 2 - 5) + 0 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Mmmm. I suppose I like the triskele design.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl resumes paintining.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Here, this part of it is done.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Off in the distance, Maelgwyn and Bryne can see quite clearly, dragons. But they're not headed toward you. It's two whites, ganging up on a silver, about a mile off.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl tosses a green wizard's book to Tathi. The ends covered in copper caps designed like walnut leaves, the spine strengthened by bands of it, a plate reading 'Property of T. Eyllisaersithek' on the spine and front. A leather strap going across the pages, where it meets a lock on the back.

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">~Two whites ganging up ona silver ahead!~

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Where the heck did you- CRAP.&quot; Tathi snaps.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Oh, the front cover has the design Tathi picked.

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">~I will attempt to do what I can for rescue~ course a mile is a long way off...

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Someonesaysomethingsomeonesaysomething... :U

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;We need to get over there! Fast!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Over where?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas isn't in the telepathic link anymore.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt blinks and turns around. &quot;Over where? Why?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus glances to the other cart. &quot;?&quot;

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">tom dropped it?

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;There's a pair of whites ganging up on a silver!&quot; Could that be anymore racist?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He did earlier.

GM:<font color="#000000">There's a huge PLOOMF of snow as one white grabs the silver's neck and slams it into a mountainside... and a roar echoes across the mountains. Maelgwyn and Bryne see a larger silver dragon leap from a nearby mountaintop.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wait, wh--Where?? Which direc--scratch that, that roar sounds likely enough.&quot;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;Punch it!&quot;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;They were talking about the Silver back at the Inn!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt turns the trucktrain towards the sound. Just to be sure, we're -not- still in a canyon, right?

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Guess what OST I already had playing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wuny-JavvQ ))

GM:<font color="#000000">Another PLOOMF of snow goes up as one of the whites gets swatted out of the air onto the mountainside, and you hear a rumble...

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Is the terrain mostly open here?

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">~another silver has joined in!~

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;Probably not much we can do there.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;There's another silver in the fray! Hurry!&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Nope, not still in a canyon. You're actually on a mountainside; the right side is a cliff, with a drop down into a valley filled with rocks and pine trees. The left side is a mountain.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">D: Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And the roars are from which direction?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You didn't tell me I should begin BEING TERRIFIED.

GM:<font color="#000000">Northeast. And don't worry, Tom -- you only just got to it. You can still be terrified. :B *brick'd*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">\o/ I MEAN D: Candlestand:<font color="#000000">The cat's ears fold back at the rumbling, and he begins flapping his tail about

GM:<font color="#000000">You can all see a plume of snow begin to race down the mountain as the dragons war... An avalanche. Luckily not headed toward you.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;...Good thing we're not there right now.&quot; &gt;.&gt;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">The dragons resume their fight.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Ski-ing down the avalanche.

GM:<font color="#000000">The mountains ahead go quiet, and you can hear a searching call going up from the larger silver. One white is nowhere to be seen. The other has limped off somewhere to the northeast.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Aww, I was hoping for another Dragon fight...

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(Guess I should have been more clear about my question earlier--is there a path from where we are to where the dragons were fighting?)

GM:<font color="#000000">Not from what you can see. They're very far off.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom watches the business from a window. &quot;...&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Darnit, I can't see how to get to where they are from where we are! There's too much mountainous terrain!&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">The silver glides down to the ground, and the mountains are still once more.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; It's a good thing we're.. us. Or this wouldn't be any battlefield for mortals to tread in.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I could pull over and try and shoot up a flare, get that silver's attention...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I don't think that's a very good idea, friend.. it would have no idea what to make of us. And the whites could see it just fine, too.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Too late.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">He started a fireworks display.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... Let's just keep going.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl returns to his painting.

GM:<font color="#000000">Maelgwyn, Bryne, where are you and what are you doing?

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">And pulls a large amount of green fabric off a canvas.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">As if by magic.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Which it totally was.

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">we are heading towards the downed silver. to provide aid

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth whispers: yes I realize this may take us out of battle, but mael isn't going to let even a dragon go unprotected

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hrrm. I don't like it, but very well. Isn't the silvers who we're looking for, anyway?&quot; Gnogglebolt consults his maps again and continues going forward. &quot;And did you guys say there were -two- silvers? It looks like one of them's missing..maybe buried beneath that avalanch?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Unless there is serious dissent, I'm going to do everything I can to find a path over there so we can investigate.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">The fabric is folded up, and tossed to Tathi.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I want to help, too. But it'll be long over before we get there.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You, too, I'm-gonna-solo-the-dragon-encounter birdmen. Your fly speed is way too shitty to cover a mile in time.

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( brb ))

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;No, it won't! If I can find a path, we can be over there in two minutes!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;You guys said it was one mile away, right?&quot;

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">he's heading to the silver not the whites

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">If only I was level 13, I could cast Wind Walk.

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">if you could cast wind walk we wouldn't be using the truck train

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">You aren't, you can't, let's move on. :V

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">The dragonling picks up its head and begins to roar.

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">RRRRRHEEEEEEEEERRRRR! RHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR!

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;Someone shut it up!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;--Ah, dammit, I was afraid of this! Silence the dragon!&quot;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">The cat leaps to the other wagon

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">and casts Silence

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">RRRRRHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE -- *

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I --

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt hears the roaring very abruptly cut off.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...What the...?&quot;

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 11 + 6 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Will &gt;:I

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Okay.jpg

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">ugh, that probably. ..

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt spares a moment to look behind and see that people are talking/roaring, but no sound is heard. &quot;....Okay.&quot;

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">Did he cast it on the dragon or an object?

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">level 2 + 10 + 3

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Say you cast it on the cage.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000"><b>On the cage.

</b> Candlestand:<font color="#000000">I think on the cage

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">yes, just cast it on the wagon

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">because I already fucked up like this one tme

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">Silence reigns, then. &gt;:E

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">*time

Glitch:<font color="#000000">if I recall, if you cast on an object, no save.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Nice.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Unfortunately, now none of us can talk either. &gt;.&gt;

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( *waffs pizza under the DM's nose* ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Tathi.

* Swallowtail thinks a bit, then pets the kitty.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt is still moving the trucktrain forward, scanning the terrain and glancing at his maps, trying to find a way to get to the mountainside the dragonfight was on.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">The cat nods, and with another wave of its tail, returns. . . but not before a long irritated glance at the dragon. &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 9 + 3 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Intimidate for the lulz

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Examine your bitchin' new outfit.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">So I can describe it.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Or I will cut you.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">*sound-off purr*

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">In the uterus.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">And the kitty returns and hops on the old man's shoulder again.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;See, this is why I wanted to travel upfront.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">... Well on the plus side, being involuntarily silenced will probably cut faffing short and accelerate the narrative. \o/ *bricked*

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Clever thinking, cat.&quot;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thank you.&quot;

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 5 + 9 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; opposed chec

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">The dragon lunges at the cat, before it's stopped by a swordpoint at its neck.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Stiillll looking for path...unless the maps flat-out say none exists...

Malcolm Walker:<font color="#000000">&gt;:|

VAE:<font color="#000000">Heh. It'd have been funny if it failed.

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">The dragon keeps roaring silently. &gt;8E

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Pet pet pet.

Sszeyl: <font color="#0">(( Is Ghost even here? |D ))

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">*purr*

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ghost is pizza-occupied

GM:<font color="#000000">Bryne and Maelgwyn, please make Spot checks while we wait for Ghost to return? Gnogglebolt, there's a path somewhere ahead.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">This time the Dragon gets a glare from the Half-Orc, with lightning sparking down an arm for added effect. &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 20 + 7 = 27&#160; <font color="#CC0000">&#187; Intimidate.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Holy twenties Batman.

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 1 + 9 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; eep.

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">D8

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">MAXIMUM CONTRAST.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Afk. :|

VAE:<font color="#000000">HAHAHAHA

VAE:<font color="#000000">The dragon prob'ly shit itself

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">(Spot Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+FLOOR(Wisdom/2-5)+0 = 16 + FLOOR(11 / 2 - 5) + 0 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

VAE:<font color="#000000">Congratulations, you have to breathe it now

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000">(Spot Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+FLOOR(Wisdom/2-5)+0 = 13 + FLOOR(14 / 2 - 5) + 0 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

* Adulian wags a finger at the Dragon in a 'no no' gesture. A sparking, electrified finger.

* Smaller White Dragon 3 skitters back as well as the chains will allow and makes some kind of silent sound, wings drooping. D8

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Much better.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Finally seeing a way through, everyone feels the trucktrain lurch as Gnogglebolt kicks up to max speed. Let's see...General maneuverability check, &quot;Moving Quickly&quot;, one speed increment above normal, circumstance for terrain, vehicle knack bonus, DC..well, let's say 20. &#171; &#160;1d20+18+2-2-2 = 13 + 18 + 2 - 2 - 2 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt successfully brings the trucktrain to 40MPH and remains in control.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Speeding as straight as possible towards the battle-site.

GM:<font color="#000000">Maelgwyn and Bryne can see a large silver dragon digging at the snowbank and making concerned sounds. Meanwhile, those in the trucktrain, especially the scouts.

GM:<font color="#000000">Please make Spot checks.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 3 + 7 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Spot: &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 20 + 5 = 25&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Listen: &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 17 + 5 = 22&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">how long untill we can get there?

VAE:<font color="#000000">what's with the 20s today

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 4 + 3 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Swallowtail, &#171;  &#160;1d20 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Edaric

Kor:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 9 + 3 = 12&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; spot! Where's the cheese?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">No more than two minutes (-if- it's only &quot;one&quot; mile away...)

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+16 = 4 + 16 = 20&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; spot

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+2+1 = 1 + 2 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; Spot!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Ah, what the heck. Spot: &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 15 + 3 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tathi needs glasses

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 8 + 10 = 18&#160; <font color="#CC0000">&#187; Spot!

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Tom sees music.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=3=c

You whisper to Dr. Hatari: Thomas can't hear anything thanks to the Silence zone, but he can see... up above... A white winged shape, FAR above, 200 feet or so. And something else, coming closer every second -- SWEET PELOR. IT'S A BOULDER. IT'S A GIANT BOULDER DROPPING FROM THE SKY. D8

Thomas Lazarus whispers: Pardon the delay. Was just musing over what Tom could do about that in time.

Thomas Lazarus whispers: Buuut the answer is nothing! |D;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 13 + 11 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Spot check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Not back.

Sszeyl: <font color="#0">(( Also *shakes fist at Ghost avoiding rp. &gt;:|* ))

You whisper to Ghostwish: Aelian sees... CORELLON'S BOWSTRING, THERE'S A BOULDER. THERE'S A GIANT BOULDER DROPPING FROM THE SKY. A white winged shape about 200 feet up just dropped a BOULDER FROM THE SKY!

You whisper to Meany: Sszeyl sees... CORELLON'S BOWSTRING, THERE'S A BOULDER. THERE'S A GIANT BOULDER DROPPING FROM THE SKY. A white winged shape about 200 feet up just dropped a BOULDER FROM THE SKY!

You whisper to Meany: *VANDRIA'S SHIELD,

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Incoming boulder.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000"><b>&quot;ABANDON SHIP.&quot;

</b> GM:<font color="#000000">Everyone outside of the Silence zone in the trucktrain hears an odd whistling sound. And then.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">The cat's fur stands on end

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;''Shit! BAIL!''&quot; Aelian yells, grabbing Tathi and jumping!!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Incoming b--oh blitznak!&quot; Enough time for a move-action on my part?

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">Hss!

GM:<font color="#000000"> WHCRUNCH!!!! &#171; &#160;20d6 = 75&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Nope.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Waaaas that on the main part of the trucktrain, or a carriage?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom is kind of dreadfully resigned to an upward look.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">We can't hear stuff from outside the silence zone, can we?

GM:<font color="#000000">The trucktrain's front compartment is FLATTENED by a boulder from on high and takes that much damage. Gnogglebolt? You need to roll a Reflex save to avoid &#171; &#160;75/2 = 75 / 2 = 37.5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage. So does Snarky.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Welp, Snarky's dead. &gt;.&gt;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Doesn't it have evasion?

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">snarky is a normal animal not a familier

VAE:<font color="#000000">so it's a schroedinger lizard x3

GM:<font color="#000000">Everyone else needs to roll a Reflex save as the train lurches -- &#171; &#160;38/2 = 38 / 2 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage is incoming in the crash, DC 15 half.

Gnogglebolt's Trucktrain:<font color="#000000">Let's see.. HP 80, Hardness 5. Trucktrain is down to 10 HP.

Gnogglebolt's Trucktrain:<font color="#000000">but it's... -still running- :U

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 14 + 10 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Reflex

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 9 + 6 = 15&#160; <font color="#CC0000">&#187; Reflex!

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12+mod = 12 + 12 + 0 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Ref save!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 18 + 5 = 23&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; DX

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Evasion.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Only just!

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 10 + 6 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">The grapples with its claws on Sszeyl's coat.

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;19/2 = 19 / 2 = 9.5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;99-(19/2) = 99 - 19 / 2 = 89.5&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">Apparently, successfilly

Malcolm Walker:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 12 + 5 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Reflex! &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 1 + 11 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; What's the DC?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">....mother-frakker-.

Malcolm Walker:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 3 + 5 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">It's tail sticking straight, puffed up like a friggin' pine tree branch.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Something on my person just took damage.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">And so is its fur

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Hang on, lemme look up the table.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 5 + 12 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Lia voided that rule. ^^;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Oh, did she?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No, go ahead, roll.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It's a giant freaking boulder.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Oh. :V

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Things are gonna get damaged. :B

* Edaric shouts a silent expletive! &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 13 + 10 = 23&#160;  &#187;

* Adulian barely manages to avoid the brunt of the damage, and the delicious food HP takes the brunt of what's left.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Let me know when I can act.

GM:<font color="#000000">Tathi and Aelian, and Kor if Kor's not inside a familiar pocket, roll!

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+reflex = 4 + 9 = 13&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+reflex = 2 + 14 = 16&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187;

GM:<font color="#000000">Even if you're jumping, you take damage from the impact.

Kor:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+reflex+2 = 4 + 7 + 2 = 13&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; ninja rat!

Kor:<font color="#000000">Tathi, your rat just went limp again.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Okay, let's see. My candidates for damaged items are, in the following order; my buckler, my leather armor, my goggles, or my blunderbuss.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Rolling 1d4, in order, to see which was affected. &#171; &#160;1d4 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Leather armor.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">I totally forgot my Alertness bonus to Spot and Listen. &gt;.&gt;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Bloody hell damnit!!!&quot;

Snarky:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 12 + 5 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Snarky:<font color="#000000">... Still no good.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">My &quot;armor&quot; makes a saving throw...

Snarky:<font color="#000000">....Dead lizard?

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( When we're done resolving, Tom might pull off an AoE heal. But oh god it would be like resolving all over again. I'll wait my turn. ))

Snarky:<font color="#000000">(I'm not protected by cirtue of being inside Gnogglebolt's vest?)

Snarky:<font color="#000000">*virtue

Snarky:<font color="#000000">(not treated as a &quot;carried object&quot;?)

GM:<font color="#000000">It's a car crash. No, you're not.

Snarky:<font color="#000000">Fair enough...

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">I could bring back one of the two... &gt;.&gt;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Ah, but Kor's not dead!

VAE:<font color="#000000">What's with kor's icon

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean, mouse over him

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean, wtf

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">it's been like that for awhile

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">lulz

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ghost liked his trolling once and kept it that way. =w=;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Danigt, where's object saving throws....ah, heck, nevermind it, assuming Gnogglebolt's leather armor is destroyed.

* Adulian makes a quick sweep of the carriages and the Trucktrain proper! Detect Spirits as a Free Action, to see if anyone's Spirit is escaping their body (dead).

VAE:<font color="#000000">You find a leaking bottle of whiskey.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(Though really, all things considered, the trucktrain anbd -only- the trucktrain should have taken damage...)

GM:<font color="#000000">It's a freaking car crash.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(oh well)

GM:<font color="#000000">A GIANT BOULDER JUST HIT IT.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah.

GM:<font color="#000000">THINGS ARE GETTIN' DAMAGED, BOYO. *brick'd*

VAE:<font color="#000000">Anything else would be dumb.

GM:<font color="#000000">THERE'S A BOULDER THE SIZE OF A LARGE HUMAN MAN STICKING THROUGH THE ROOF OF YOUR CABIN. D8

VAE:<font color="#000000">It was going at 40mph, and someone fucked up the front train

VAE:<font color="#000000">And probably breaking through

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">May we act?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Well, Aldulian, you can see a tiny spirit escaping. An inconsequential one, though, as Snarky is not a &quot;special&quot; creature in any way; not a familiar or animal companion or anything. Just a garden-variety lizard (albiet domesticated).

Glitch:<font color="#000000">danman; well yeah but that isn't part of the -rules-...but, like I said, oh well.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tiny spirit. Like, a 1 oz shot.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">15 feet away. I could totally make it to the Lizard on my turn and use Recall Spirit. &gt;.&gt;

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's common sense.

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">the back cairrages are probably badly broken likely some axels, the drive train crunched up. wood's not as tough as metal frames, and 40 mph agaisnt an incomnig object can still fuck up a car

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">And why is there a template sitting on us?

Tathi whispers: even killed his pet? +1 evil points

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">probably silence

Edaric:<font color="#000000">(What happened?! Is everyone okay?!) Ed shouts silently. That template is the silence zone.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You could, but, we also have a dragon above us. Dare you use your weekly rez on the gecko? :v

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Candle.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Undo the silence.&quot;

Gnogglebolt's Trucktrain:<font color="#000000">Well, from what I understood, the boulder hit the trucktrain and only the trucktrain. Eeveryone else too damage because &quot;getting rocked about&quot;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;Allright&quot;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">The cat makes a complicated motion with its tail, and its eyes briefly flicker.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">tech have you never been in a car crash????

GM:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt, what do you do? Keep going, severely damaged, or stop?

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">If anyone cares to watch.

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Well that's a silly question. ))

Glitch:<font color="#000000">No, I have never been in a car crash.

Sszeyl: <font color="#0">(( I don't think he has. ))

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">It hit the front of the Trucktrain while it was going 40 MPH. &gt;.&gt;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I'm just looking at RAW.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">But Lia is doing her own thing, so, okay.

GM:<font color="#000000">IT'S A GIANT FREAKING BOULDER, AND PHYSICS.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yeah. which means the trucktrain likely derailed.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Yeah, lemme simplify it: big metal object comes to a sudden stop NOT in an intended fashion = bad, bad day for everyone inside.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom untangles himself from the terrible slamming and throwing-about with a grunt, and stands.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">It's likely the Trucktrain went from 40 MPH to 0 MPH in the span of a few millimeters.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I don't -mind- that Lia's doing her own thing, I'm not complaining. :/

Railock:<font color="#000000">momentum is a powerful thing

VAE:<font color="#000000">Millimeters is overstating it

VAE:<font color="#000000">Actually guys

Railock whispers: he should probably roll to even attempt to keep the thing under control or it slams the side of the road

VAE:<font color="#000000">in this case it's more likely that the actual engine part broke

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">... Okay so should I stop trying to RP

VAE:<font color="#000000">and got in the way of the carriages

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">While we talk physics

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Physics talk to IRC!

You whisper to Railock: That's why I asked if he was stopping or hitting the gas.

VAE:<font color="#000000">which is why everyone was tossed about.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Keep playing!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ok ok

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Good idea.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Out. Out now!&quot; Tathi orders, clambering out as well.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Can we act now, Lia?

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Init time?

GM:<font color="#000000">One moment, Gnogglebolt hasn't replied.

Railock:<font color="#000000">has he stopped oor is everyone bailing while he's hitting the gas?

GM:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt are you trying to keep going or are you stopping?

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( DM remove the cart from my ownership please. |D ))

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Ah, right right.

VAE:<font color="#000000">also, silence is dispelled

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( thank you ))

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Actually, Lia, the Trucktrain is probably already stopped. &gt;.&gt;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">wait, huh?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Oh!

Dr. Hatari: <font color="#ff0000">(( That was me actually. Lazy-buns. ))

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">From WTFBOULDER hitting it.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Maneuverability check to maintain control, I presume?

GM:<font color="#000000">Are you going or stopping is all I'm asking, but go ahead.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Guess I'll come to a stop. So that would be a DC 20 check, with probabl modifiers of terrain, being hit, and no longer above speed increment. &#171; &#160;1d20+18+2-2-2 = 14 + 18 + 2 - 2 - 2 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well regardless of whether we stay or we go -- now that the silence barrier has abruptly undone itself -- Tom grips a bar on the ceiling and sends out some healing energies for everyone.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">The trucktrain successfully drifts to a halt in the snow.

Railock:<font color="#000000">I think that's off the cliff edge

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">CLW: Mass &#171; &#160;1d8+13 = 7 + 13 = 20&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; healing for those so harmed.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">The cat leaps out of the window.

GM:<font color="#000000">Well, luckily you're skilled dnough to pull it to a stop safely. No, that's into the mountainside.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Fullhealed!

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

Railock:<font color="#000000">oh sorry, thought since last one was a canyon that stuff on other side represented mountainside

Sszeyl: <font color="#0">(( We can act? ))

GM:<font color="#000000">The bad news is, there's still a dragon above you, and another one winging closer. Roll init!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 1 + 1 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 16 + 2 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Dex check!

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">Fine, the cat leaps out through the other side &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 15 + 4 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Init.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">There's your answer eh.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 13 + 4 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 12 + 1 = 13&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&#171; &#160;1d20 = 2&#160; <font color="#CC0000">&#187; Init!

Malcolm Walker:<font color="#FF0000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 14 + 2 = 16&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">=3=

Jason Storm:<font color="#FF0000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 11 + 6 = 17&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 9 + 9 = 18&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Railock whispers: how far away am I, since I headed off after silver a bit, and thus, probably nowhere near and getting farther cause tathi isn't mentioning a thing

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">(Initiative Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+FLOOR(Dexterity/2-5)+0 = 19 + FLOOR(12 / 2 - 5) + 0 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000">(Initiative Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+FLOOR(Dexterity/2-5)+4 = 7 + FLOOR(14 / 2 - 5) + 4 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

You whisper to Railock: Yeah... you're at least a round or two off. IF Tathi says something. ^^;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;What happened?!&quot; Ed yells over the renewed roaring of the young dragon. RHEEEEEEER! RHEEEEEEEER!

Railock whispers: well I noted my init. and probably won't get to act oh well. damn tathi for being noble, so bryne thought she'd be a good choice, and then driving the one reliable person thomas out of the link

Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 7 + 4 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+4 = 7 + 4 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Aelian:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 17 + 5 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; initiative!

Tathi:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((dexterity-10)/2) = 11 + floor((17 - 10) / 2) = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; initiative!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 6 + 2 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Aelian has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom finishes his spell and glares overhead. &quot;A dragon ambushed us from overhead with a boulder!&quot;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;Was the Gnome carrying some kind of small animal with him?&quot;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;Because it's dead.&quot;

Railock whispers: so yeah just skip me as going to silver, and thus getting a turn further away each time that tathi doesn't mention anything to me

* Thomas Lazarus sighs harshly. &quot;...A lizard.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;He's not dead, right??&quot;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;No, everyone else is fine. The Wizard's familiar was on Death's doorstep, but your quick actions brought it back.&quot;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;We're lucky we were in the box.&quot;

* Edaric helps pull Swallowtail out of the wreckage as the messenger disentangles himself from a broken bench.

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Mourn later.&quot; Aelian says as he nocks two arrows at once and fires at Huge White Dragon 1! &#171; &#160;1d20+17-4-2 = 6 + 17 - 4 - 2 = 17&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+17-4-2 = 7 + 17 - 4 - 2 = 18&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 7 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187;!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Snarky!! Damn that dragon!&quot; Gnogglebolt'ws voice can be heard from the cabin.

* Thomas Lazarus grips his sword and grits his teeth.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">May we freely move out of the wreck?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Right...&quot;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;...I could bring the Lizard back. It would use up my Recall for a week, but I could...&quot; &gt;.&gt;

Malcolm Walker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Shut up!&quot; the soldier shouts at the roaring dragonet, grabbing its chains.

Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">Neither arrow seems to have an effect on the distant shape.

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">RHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I hate to say it -- but -- I think we'll need your help with the dragons more, ma'am.&quot; He glowers at the sky.

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth has received initiative.Candlestand has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Or he may not be the only one passing.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">octave:1&gt; sqrt(200^2 + 40^2) ans = 203.96

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;Very well.&quot;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">Since that's well within range.

* Adulian looks to her shoulder briefly.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom doesn't seem entirely comfortable with his decision, but.. tactics are tactics, and dragons are dragons. {:|

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000"> &quot;Pangur Ban, guide its Spirit to the beyond. It's the least we can do.&quot;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">The cat's eyes glow again, snow sizzling into puffy steam clouds around him. ''&quot;And the Sun's gaze shall purify. . . &quot;'' Flame strike at the dragon &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 9 + 12 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Caster level check

VAE:<font color="#000000">ugh, I guess that bork'd

Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">Success!

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">Very well, &#171; &#160;12d6 = 54&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Fire damage, Reflex DC 18 for half.

Adulian whispers: It says that only the Spirit Shaman can perceive her Spirit Guide, but would it be too much of a stretch to say people with, say, Detect Magic or the like can also percieve it? :.

Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">Now THAT had a clear effect. You can hear the roars echoing through the canyon -- &#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 14 + 13 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">Again the sunlight around the dragon grows stronger, strong enough to scald it.

VAE:<font color="#000000">heh. So it took *only* 54 x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">End turn.

You whisper to RAM: Detect Magic takes concentration, but they might be able to see something.

Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 3 + 17 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Fort --

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">The cat is now sitting in a small puddle.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Molten snow, you lot.

Aelian: <font color="#9900ff">(( didn't say nuffin ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

Swallowtail has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">what's the DC?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">15, I think, rules as written.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'm basically rolling for ones.

VAE:<font color="#000000">*nod*

VAE:<font color="#000000">I just don't remember that

Meany:<font color="#000000">Pelor: &quot;SEE THE LIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER&quot;

* Swallowtail stares up at the incredibly lofty dragon with steely eyes. Even with her new tricks, there's little she can do to get up and at it. &quot;...&quot; She begins to Delay.

Sszeyl has received initiative.Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Anyone who's paying attention, and has Detect Magic, can catch a glimpse of a shape leap off of Adulian's shoulder, pass through the walls of the Carriage and the Trucktrain, and pause briefly before heading up into the sky.

VAE:<font color="#000000">. ..

VAE:<font color="#000000">Candlestand used Solar Beam

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain sees ti.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">*it

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's super effective!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It's super effective! XD

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Hahaha. |D

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl goes through the window.

* Liatai high-fives VAE.

Sszeyl: <font color="#0">(( Vonian sees tits. ))

* Dr. Hatari smacks. =w=;

Sszeyl: <font color="#0">(( :V ))

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">x3

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good, no one is dead.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000"><b>&quot;Yet.&quot;

</b> Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">The drow bursts into flame, fire obscuring him, as the ground below him heats up rapidly. Molten rock rises from the ground and spirals around him. Lawful holy symbols in the area turn scalding hot, and -jerk- toward him.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">(Activating Law Devotion. Delaying until the whites get closer.)

* Malcolm Walker grips his wrist suddenly. &quot;-- ?!&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Messenger time!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;--He can do that.&quot; Thomas pseudo-explains to calm the strangers.

VAE:<font color="#000000">. ..

VAE:<font color="#000000">Drow used Ancientpower.

VAE:<font color="#000000">(molten rock raising and all)

Jason Storm:<font color="#FF0000">Not wanting to get hit by dragons with complete impunity, Jason tries some classic dirty fighting techniques on the distant dragon. One second, checking distances and DCs. Go ahead and roll me a will save, dragon.

Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">You may need to roll SR if appropriate. &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 1 + 12 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">dragon's out of luck today

Jason Storm:<font color="#FF0000">.... I cannot believe that worked. The DC was only 14. And SR doesn't apply. A cloud of golden sparkles explodes into reality and gets stuck in the dragon's eyes. It is now blinded for 7 rounds from Glitterdust.

VAE:<font color="#000000">getting smacked by a housecat and a girly messenger

* Jason Storm blinks in disbelief a couple times.

Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">... holy...

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi cracks up laughing.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Bravo!&quot;

Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">The dragon is SPARKLING and you can see it from the ground .It's roaring and twisting in the air.

Meany:<font color="#000000">&quot;OW GOD DAMIT&quot; &quot;Mark, you okay!?&quot; &quot;I'm on fucking fire, Steve! MY EYES!&quot; &quot;Mark, what's wrong?!&quot;

Meany:<font color="#000000">&quot;FUCK YOU, STEVE.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#000000">&quot;FUCK YOU SO HARD.&quot;

Jason Storm:<font color="#000000">&quot; Fharlanghn's bloody bootstraps. I can't believe that worked. &quot; o_o;

Vonain (Goldeneye) has received initiative.Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain pops out of one of the hatches in the rear carriage, and stares at Dragon 1. He focuses his will in a highly refined way, and presses two fingers to his forehead as he locks on with his eyes over the great distance. Then he whips his hand out, pointing his fingers at the dragon, and a thin, fr-reaching beam lances towards it! Ranged touch attack &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 19 + 12 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">ah, -so- close to a crit.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Assuming that his, Spell Penetration check! &#171; &#160;1d20+12+4 = 20 + 12 + 4 = 36&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">Hit and success!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">....damn you, 20. xP

VAE:<font color="#000000">That spell penetrated in a manner most virile.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;6d6 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; eldritch damage as the energy tears through the dragon's flanks! Vonain then pops back down into the carriage and slams the hatch shut, giving himself cover again.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">end turn

GM:<font color="#000000">Soldier time!

Malcolm Walker:<font color="#FF0000">Not eager to get tossed about like a ragdoll further, Malcolm explodes out of the front carriage door -- but he pushes his profile up against the main trucktrain for cover once he has a line of fire on the dragon. It's an incredibly distant shot, but he's not going to just sit there. Masterwork shortbow &#171; &#160;1d20+10-2-2-2 = 12 + 10 - 2 - 2 - 2 = 16&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6 = 1&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">No luck!

Malcolm Walker:<font color="#FF0000">He remains in cover and waits for a real opportunity. Done.

Tathi has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Tathi time!

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">You forgot to say stop first!

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi looks up at the sky, narrowing her eyes at the dragon high above...

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi gestures and chants, and then flings her hand forward, sending what looks to be an arrow made out of fire towards the enemy... That is, until Tathi cries out, &quot;Bragollach tel'llach!!!&quot; and it suddenly detonates with an ear-pounding explosion, dealing &#171; &#160;10d6 = 38&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; fire damage to every poor sap unlucky enough to get caught in it! Reflex 19 for half!

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 9 + 12 = 21&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; caster check! +1 if it's evocation! +4 to overcome spell resistence!

Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 16 + 13 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Reflex save!

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">The dragon screeches again, taking a tumble through the air before righting itself -- Tom!

Meany:<font color="#000000">&quot;JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST&quot; &quot;Mark, hold on, I'll call 911!&quot; &quot;...911 DOESN'T EXIST YET, STEVE YOU FUCKING RETARD&quot;

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( where is this peanut gallery banter coming from. |P ))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom is more concerned with keeping his friends all alive and kicking, as usual. He throws both his palms out to his sides and intones an increasingly familiar warding spell. Every friendly combatant nearby enjoys a blessed reinforcement to their armor and hardiness. Take &#171; &#160;1d8+12 = 3 + 12 = 15&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; temporary HP as a buffer and gain +1 morale to attacks.

Meany:<font color="#000000">Do two sources of Temp HP stack?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">No, take the greater.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom remains within arms reach of the troublesome dragonling for now. Done.

Bryne ap Emyr has received initiative.Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">The besparkled dragon clumsily veers into the mountainside, clawing at its eyes...

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">.... But a second one closes in, with another rock clenched in its claws.

Meany:<font color="#000000">&quot;Mark, no, you're clawing your eyes out!&quot; &quot;STEVE, SO HELP ME GOD IF I GET MY CLAWS ON YOU&quot;

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">SWOOP! The dragon buzzes past, and when it flies over the trucktrain, it keeps going -- but its boulder does not. &#171; &#160;1d20+27-20 = 15 + 27 - 20 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; boulder drop for &#171;  &#160;20d6 = 61&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; on the trucktrain!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ohnononono stop that roc--&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">:x

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Aaaaaaand there goes the trucktrain.

* Malcolm Walker recoils as his cover becomes a hazard.

Edaric has received initiative.Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;GNOGGLEBOLT!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt's old habit of cursing like a sailor has returned.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- good, he's alive. ARE YOU OKAY.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">That is, if anyone understood the languages he was swwaring in.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">*swearing

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thanks to earlier healing and now aiding, Tom sure hopes so.

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Geezus.. Gnogglebolt! Are you in there?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tom hopes to understand the swearing ? x3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;''My trucktrain! My stanging trucktrain!&quot;''

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Are YOU okay?!&quot; Ed shouts louder.

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">damn this for happening when I'm not there and can't say I told you so! :P

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Kill that *many words in dwarvish, giant, and ingan* dragon!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Kill that *many words in dwarvish, giant, and ingan* dragon!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;...&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;I can't even bring myself to say I told him so..&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Hey, Rapotran? See the trcuktrain right now? Yeah. If that -wasn't- there? That would be -one of us-.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well. . .&quot;

* Edaric assumes yes and just tries to get in a position where he can jump to people's aid. Inspire Courage! +3 to damage, hit, saves versus fear, you know the drill.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;The question now is what to do with the carriages.&quot;

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt spends all his actions crawling out of the mangled wreck.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">End turn.

Adulian has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Adulian!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I&quot;ve got nothing right now--I used up all my good stuff on the first dragon!&quot;

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">I truly doubt they'd waste a rock dive bomb on a small creature on foot that would be MUCH harder to hit like that from 200 ft up than a truck train

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">Rocks are cheap.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">it's not about hardness to hit - it's worth trying anyways

* Adulian looks out from the Trucktrain, and...

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Oh fuck it all.

Meany:<font color="#000000">If you revive it.

Meany:<font color="#000000">So help me.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">They're both out of range of my spells now. =3=

Meany:<font color="#000000">I will cut you.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahahaha

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well.

VAE:<font color="#000000">How do you revive a truck

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Fucking goddamn init roll.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Init troll, more like

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well, roleplay her frustration? Ready an action? *shrug*

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Delay until after Dragon number 2's turn, I guess. =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah, that'd have been a good thing to mention IC

Aelian has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">Adulian is probably pissed off to

VAE:<font color="#000000">*too

GM:<font color="#000000">Aelian?

Meany:<font color="#000000">Wait.

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">NU.

Meany:<font color="#000000">Shouldn't 1 have rolled down the mountain? :U

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Somewhere I had a calculation for weird ranges. OH WELL.

Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">It's... standing there. Vertically. On the mountain. Like a spider. But a dragon.

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth whispers: you should plop two large random bolders on top of the truck train, heh

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Too frustrated at being prevented from doing anything of significance again to think of much. =3=

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">You will never enjoy D&amp;D if you keep doing this, RAM.

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Going to have to try for accuracy..&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Look at me, I can't do -shit- and the only complaining you hear from me is IC.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I can't even rez. (not yet.)

Malcolm Walker:<font color="#FF0000">Ditto. &gt;.&gt;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">I could do without a freaking lecture thank you very much.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">At this point I can plink with a one-shot derringer and that's it.

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Aelian draws back his longbow, and lets fly at huge white dragon 1! &#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 3 + 17 = 20&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+6 = 2 + 6 = 8&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; damage and then fires AGAIN at &#171;  &#160;1d20+12 = 16 + 12 = 28&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+6 = 6 + 6 = 12&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; damage!! (buffs negate range pen)

Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">One arrow goes wide, but amazingly, one seems to stick -- or at least the wing twitch in the distance seems that way.

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Feh..&quot; Done!

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth has received initiative.Candlestand has received initiative.Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;What are you complaining about?? That was an amazing shot!&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Like it did much!!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;It's a DRAGON!!&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Candle!

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">Delaying until dragon comes within anywhere near range

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">The cat readies itself.

Swallowtail has received initiative.Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Swallowtail is in much the same position as she was before. There's just nothing she can do at long range. Nothing that wouldn't be incredibly crazy and reckless, anyways. And she is neither of those things. She delays again.

Tokens dropped onto map 'Mountain Pass'Sszeyl has received initiative.Distance Macro:<font color="#000000">The distance from you to enemy is &#171; &#160;sqrt((horizontal^2)+(vertical^2)) = sqrt(50 ^ 2 + 200 ^ 2) = 206.1552812809&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Distance Macro:<font color="#000000">Okay guys, have fun.

Distance Macro:<font color="#000000">Hypotenuse macro for you on this thing.

Distance Macro:<font color="#000000">For calculating the diagonal distances

GM:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl!

Meany:<font color="#000000">I'm here.

Meany:<font color="#000000">Was getting a soda.

VAE:<font color="#000000">which one is that?

VAE:<font color="#000000">because one of the dragons is like 150 ft away + 200 up

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">The coccoon of hot rock is suddenly split by a red metal wing cutting through it. Standing where Sszeyl was is now a monster; from the waist up a metallic, red scalled creature with a red dragon's chest, a long neck and red dragon head coming from where his arms were, and a third sprouting from where his head was. At the base of the third head are three long slits. A pair of not flight capable wings hang from the back, the cutting one shrinking down to a smaller size now that it's job is done.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">Hiss!

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">A distant roar echoes off the mountains. &quot;Ithaeledarok!&quot;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;...Is that supposed to happen?&quot;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">The cat's back arches and its fur poofs up to give him almost twice his original size.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">The three heads issue a draconian roar, and steam rises from the snow around this thing, but it just glares at the flying dragons with its six hateful orange eyes.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;Because usually possessing Spirits don't alter a person's body like that.&quot; &gt;.&gt;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;What the hell!?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Ready action: Leap attack the once one comes within distance determined by pre-rolled jump check.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+24+mod = 3 + 24 + 0 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Jump check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">25ft.

Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">&quot;Svaklar?! Svaklar?!&quot; the other one roars.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">Anyway, you said there's a dragon within 220 ft nearby?

VAE:<font color="#000000">because if so, kitty can act

Distance Macro:<font color="#CC0000">The distance from you to enemy is &#171; &#160;sqrt((horizontal^2)+(vertical^2)) = sqrt(135 ^ 2 + 200 ^ 2) = 241.2985702403&#160; <font color="#CC0000">&#187;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Nope.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">That's the closest one to you.

VAE:<font color="#000000">*nod.

VAE:<font color="#000000">how did it work with Sszeyl then

VAE:<font color="#000000">that it was 206

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Random value? *shrug*

* VAE not understanding the battle anymore

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">&quot;'''Malai! Tomosha hofiba! Shafaer wer ordah, ''svaklar wux zulf coi! Ithaeledarok!'&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Presuming I can hear that...

Gnogglebolt whispers: what's he saying?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">http://draconic.twilightrealm.com/

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Fus Ro Dah!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">oh, okay...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ithaeledarok is the only thing it won't translate. That's Wyrmseed. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh dear, has it been my turn for long? :v

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Not terribly. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">no

Jason Storm:<font color="#FF0000">Jason takes advantage of his concealed position, and casts a spell he prays will buy the group a little more breathing room -- if only for a moment.

Tokens dropped onto map 'Mountain Pass'Failed to paste token(s) with duplicate name(s): [Silver Dragon]Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Token placement permission please~

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Blind one's still confused!&quot;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">If you drive it further away I swear I will carve you like a pumpkin! &gt;:O *brick'd*

Tokens dropped onto map 'Mountain Pass'Failed to paste token(s) with duplicate name(s): [Silver Dragon]Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">S'not workin. Lia? o3o

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It's because I've got a token with the same name out. Lemme fix it.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That would explain it. x3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Try now.

Tokens dropped onto map 'Mountain Pass'Silver Dragon:<font color="#FF0000">With a snow-displasing SWOOSH, SWOOSH, one of the silver dragons from the earlier tussle rises up over the chasm, having arrived for another bout! ...Or so it looks, smells, and sounds until a skeptic comes over to discover otherwise. Jason casts Major Image.

Jason Storm:<font color="#FF0000">Done.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Whoa!&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye) has received initiative.Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;Huh, it's like one of Bryne's illusions...&quot;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;...&quot;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;Has anyone told my companions that we have dragons attacking us?&quot;

Distance Macro:<font color="#000000">The distance from you to enemy is &#171; &#160;sqrt((horizontal^2)+(vertical^2)) = sqrt(145 ^ 2 + 200 ^ 2) = 247.0323865407&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Ooh, -just- wthin.

* Jason Storm hisses shushes. &quot; Don't risk them hearing us saying the 'I'-word.&quot;

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">The distant one snarls. &quot;Orn.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain pops up from the hatch again, and scans for the closest dragon, incidentally, #1 again.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;Anyone?&quot; &gt;.&gt;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain repeats the same motions as before, as he focuses his will into an extra-far-reaching beam. Ranged touch attack! &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 12 + 12 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;How??&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">and spell penetration check: &#171; &#160;1d20+12+4 = 7 + 12 + 4 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Wait Tathi could.&quot; &gt;.&gt;;;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Tathi use the silly telepathy thing!&quot;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;Exactly. I saw Byrne fly back down and cast that mind-link spell, so I'm assuming someone here is still in contact with them...&quot;

Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">&quot;''Svabol?! --''&quot; It then growls out a deep sound of pain.

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth whispers: at this point am I closer to the silver or the party should tathi actually notice?

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Which one!?&quot; She barks. Wow player glanced at the perfect time.

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">&quot;Vi orn hofiba tepohaic annisha! Zhaan mojka vur confn spical poktosh. Yth tepoha ehtaha wer ithaeledarok!&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Oh, assuming that hit then. &#171; &#160;6d6 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; eldritch damage!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">And popping back down, closing hatch. End turn.

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">&quot;'THRIC!'' Malairi! Tir ti jaseve ve tenpiswo!!!'''&quot; &gt;8E

You whisper to Railock: Closer to the silver.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...??&quot;

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth whispers: so what, 4 rounds back 3 to silver? or less?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt's head snaps up in worry as he hears the draconic words drift down.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Blitznak! Stop them!&quot;

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">&quot;Si geou svent wux shio!!!&quot; &gt;8E

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;They're gonna bail!&quot;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;Stop them from what?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;The one -- we were using it the whole trip!&quot; =3=;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;...Oh dammitall.&quot; =3=

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;They know Sszeyl's here, they're going to call in reinforcementys!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Don't let them get away!&quot;

Malcolm Walker:<font color="#FF0000">Malcolm squints one eye at the appearance of the Silver. He draws out two more arrows in his free hand, and hopes for an opportunity to ambush a White soon. He stays in cover until then. (Additional delaying.)

Tathi has received initiative.Distance Macro:<font color="#CC0000">The distance from you to enemy is &#171; &#160;sqrt((horizontal^2)+(vertical^2)) = sqrt(85 ^ 2 + 200 ^ 2) = 217.3131381210&#160; <font color="#CC0000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Stop them..?? Do you have any suggestions?&quot; =_=#

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tir ti xikin ricin ekess wer wopsit. Si geou xoal ekess clax wer Ithaeledarok. Gethrisj natorki dout ehaism, malai.&quot; The airborne dragon turns in the air.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Baaaah, too many ranges to check.

Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">&quot;Si mi xoalir, malai!&quot; the other one roars, wiping its sparkling face on the mountainside.

VAE:<font color="#000000">again, when someone drops within 220 of candle

VAE:<font color="#000000">he can do stuff

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">~Bryne! Mael! We're under attack!~

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oh quitcher bitching ghost, I made a handy-dandy macro to do it for you. -3-

VAE:<font color="#000000">though wait, where's tathi even

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Just use the measuring tool to get horizontal distance.

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( *gibb-slaps glitch* wrong range!!!! ))

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">&quot;Si geou svent wux!!!&quot; &gt;8E &gt;8E &gt;8E

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"><i>I wish I knew what they were bickering ab--

</i> Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"><i>...On second thought, no.

</i> Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"><i>I have enough bickering. =3=

</i> GM:<font color="#000000">Tathi?

* Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth looks, sees distance

GM:<font color="#000000">Are you going to do anything?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;The glittered dragon is out of commission, everyone focus on the other one!&quot;

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">~Can you hold out without me? were almost to the silver, and are not likely to reach you swiftly, but perhaps with his aid we could return quickly~

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;I... should have prepared more fireballs.&quot; Tathi does nothing.

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Every. Fucking. Spell. Medium range.

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth whispers: yeah since the silvers closest, gonna hope I can get to it and then hitch a ride back at this point. 200 fly speeds are much faster than 40's

Meany:<font color="#000000">May I suggest Magic Devotion as a feat for you, Tathi?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom sighs darkly. &quot;..There is nothing we can do to keep them from retreating. And now our transport is ruined. We're stranded, and we're in a bad way. I think..&quot;

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">&quot;DARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!&quot; the little one roars at the sky.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Same here, Tathi.

Meany:<font color="#000000">It's a one a day ability which lets you deal untyped damage as an attack.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We should get the attention of the true silvers.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#000000">Check it out.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Wouldn't help.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">I think a Red Dragon roar ought to have done the trick.

You whisper to Glitch: &quot;HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!&quot; is what that translates to. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Done; there's nothing Tom can do to the stratosphere yo.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Enlarged spell, which I have, would have. But it's been use.

Bryne ap Emyr has received initiative. Gnogglebolt whispers: yeah, removed all but one &quot;a&quot; and got it to work

Huge Silver Dragon:<font color="#000000">Maelgwyn and Bryne arrive at the site of an avalanche, where a silver dragon easily the size of an elephant is delicately trying to dig through the rubble, making low reassurances in Draconic.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Maybe I'll be able to hit the blinded one, if it doesn't move on its turn, which is unlikely.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">~Le Sigh~ Oh well.

Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">The blinded one keeps trying to clear out its eyes, to no avail. It roars something that isn't in Draconic.

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">The other one swoops toward the trucktrain -- go, readied actions!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ohgod all the actions

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">calling out loudly to announce oneself&quot;Hello there! I saw your battle and came as fast as I could to help! But it now seems my friends, left behind, are under assault as well good dragon! Since no doubt you are quicker than us, would you be able to aid them, while we try to dig up...I'm guessing your ally?&quot;

Malcolm Walker:<font color="#FF0000">Malcolm swivels and takes a pair of shots! &#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 9 + 13 = 22&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+13-5 = 5 + 13 - 5 = 13&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">~I am with the silver, and am asking if it can aid you. It seems to be trying to dig up a companion, perhaps the other one that went missing~

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">&quot;'''Wux shilta ti pok udoka, orn hofiba! Yth geou tepoha wer Ithaeledarok!'''&quot; it roars at the illusion, claws extending toward Sszeyl.

VAE:<font color="#000000">second is nw near us?

VAE:<font color="#000000">means candle can do shit

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Swallowtail performs a pseudo-teleporting ethereal charge! Sudden strike: &#171; &#160;1d20+13+2+2+3 = 8 + 13 + 2 + 2 + 3 = 28&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+2+1d6+3+5d6 = 6 + 2 + 1 + 3 + 18 = 30&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Huge Silver Dragon:<font color="#000000">The dragon swivels, peering at the newcomers evenly for a while. &quot;My child, not my ally, children of the winds. Where are your companions?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+13+3+5 = 13 + 13 + 3 + 5 = 34&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+6+(1d6*2+14)+3+2d6 = 7 + 6 + 2 * 2 + 14 + 3 + 7 = 41&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; The monster leaps up, fire pouring from its two side heads as the Red's horns impact the poor beast. Burning Blade, Mountain Hammer.

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">PAK! OW!

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">The tessen and fist hit in concert!

Jason Storm: <font color="#ff0000">(( I see Jason speaks Draconic. Does he figure, based on their open yelling, that the illusion has fooled the dragons? ))

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">Yes.

* Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth points bad down the road to where the cairrage is &quot;Your child then...is trapped under these rocks then? how far?&quot;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">How high up is the Dragon currently?

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d6 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;&#171;  &#160;1d5 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;&#171;  &#160;1d4 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Huge Silver Dragon:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not far. I have done most of the difficult work.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I believe #2 is swooping the carriage.

* Adulian doesn't want to accidentially hit her allies with an AoE. &gt;.&gt;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So, like, 20 feet.

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">Yep. Very close.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">In the meantime the cat turns towards the assailant, its back arched. . . and mrows. However, to those nearby, the mrow sounds like someone just fired a cannon. Sound Lance &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 20 + 12 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Spell Pen

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">You could aim above the carriage.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;10d8 = 51&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage, Fort save DC17 half

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">ME-OW!! &#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 16 + 17 = 33&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">oh look it's cocoa  MROWR 

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh my god

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">If that kills it

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">death by pussy

VAE:<font color="#000000">Probably not. Worth a try, though

VAE:<font color="#000000">AHAHAHHA

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">tom probably won't complain about candle again if it does

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">I'm a tomcat &gt;:3

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">No, not killed. Still did a lot of damage, though. XD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;MROWETH&quot; *mortal kombat slow-mo falling backwards death*

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">(Flame Strike) Adulian looks to the sky, her eyes narrowing and beginning to glow with an orange light. She raises a hand upward, where it holds for a moment before she sweeps it back down and yells out, &quot;Burn all things to ash, Spirit of Fire!&quot; Flame Strike, make a DC 21 Reflex save for half of &#171; &#160;12d6 = 44&#160; <font color="#CC0000">&#187; Fire damage! &#171; &#160;1d20+12+2 = 3 + 12 + 2 = 17&#160; <font color="#CC0000">&#187; Spell Penetration!

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Massive damage? :3

Young Silver Dragon:<font color="#000000">You can see a pair of wings and a head emerging from the snow.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Oh dammit.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">That certainly doesn't beat the SR. =3=

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">Nope, sorry.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">The third head lets out the distinct Red Dragon roar, grinning at the damage. =3=

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well, you'll get another opportunity here in a few turns.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">I'm being plot convinient today!

* Adulian is stymied once again by RNG. *Sigh*

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+27 = 10 + 27 = 37&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d8+8 = 10 + 8 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; The dragon's teeth snap out at Sszeyl!

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">If that hits, prepare to roll Grapple. &#171; &#160;1d20+37 = 20 + 37 = 57&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom takes half of that 18 damage.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000"><b>=3=

</b> Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Remember your 15 temp HP everyone.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+13+5+3+4 = 17 + 13 + 5 + 3 + 4 = 42&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Not even close.

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">The dragon grabs Sszeyl in its jaws, and takes to the air once more!

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000"><b>&quot;Well, at least you managed to do better than the transvestite we killed earlier.&quot;

</b> Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">How far into the air?

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000"><b>&quot;How's the burns?&quot;

</b> Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">That's the third head speaking, btw.

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">Token adjusted.

Edaric has received initiative.Huge Silver Dragon:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- How far, wind children?&quot; The dragon prepares to take flight.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">... Come to think of it, Tom did &quot;nothing&quot; this round. May he act at the end of the init routine?

Huge Silver Dragon:<font color="#000000">&quot;Si geou qe spical, danthe ir. Jilg temep.&quot;

Young Silver Dragon:<font color="#000000">&quot;Kruth, opsola,&quot; the young one says with a trace of a whimper.

GM:<font color="#000000">He may.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000"><b>&quot;You look rather small for a dragon of your age. Or are you fat for a young dragon? I can never tell with whites.&quot;

</b> Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh no..&quot; Tom remarks in a haunted whisper as he spies events unfolding outside.

* Edaric swears in Draconic, running outside.

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not far, justWould you have me stay here, or could you help speed us over there?&quot;

<font color="#0000ff"><i>VAE is disconnected.

</i> <font color="#0000ff"><i>VAE is disconnected.

</i> Sszeyl:<font color="#000000"><b>&quot;By the way.&quot;

</b> Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not far, just (rough distance estimate) Would you have me stay here, or could you help speed us over there?&quot;

<font color="#0000ff"><i>VAE has connected.

</i> Sszeyl:<font color="#000000"><b>&quot;What part of grappling the thing wielding fire in your face, with your face sounded like a good idea to you?&quot;

</b> Sszeyl:<font color="#000000"><b>&quot;Hope you're not too attached to your eyes, worm.&quot;

</b> VAE:<font color="#000000">wha happen

VAE:<font color="#000000">did ethe server go down?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">No.

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">no just you

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You DC'd.

Distance Macro:<font color="#000000">The distance from you to enemy is &#171; &#160;sqrt((horizontal^2)+(vertical^2)) = sqrt(45 ^ 2 + 40 ^ 2) = 60.2079728940&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;What can I do --&quot; Ed hastily throws a feather and tart into the air! Maybe the dragon will laugh at the meager attempt?! (Thank you. :B) &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 17 + 10 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12+4 = 14 + 12 + 4 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">Nope.

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt! Sorry.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt rushes out to view as he hastily pulls his Omniwrench from his belt. He takes his Omniwrench, and....aims at the dragon,

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt rushes out to view as he hastily pulls his Omniwrench from his belt. He takes his Omniwrench, and....aims at the dragon, with the wrench.

Huge Silver Dragon:<font color="#000000">&quot;Stay here. The agents of Tiamat are too strong for just two children of the winds, no matter how powerful.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">But then there's a POW! Attack roll &#171; &#160;1d20+12-2 = 18 + 12 - 2 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">What the -- OW

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Nicked him for &#171; &#160;3d6 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage!

Adulian has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Adulian, and Thomas!

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Hmmmm...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Go ahead. Typin' heah.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Empower is 50% more damage, right?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Almost.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Multiply the base dice by 1.5, yes. But it doesn't stack with other damage modifiers, such as maximize.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That would be max dice + 50% of base dice, rolled.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But basically yeah.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">VERY WELL.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Assuming I can get this damn template to draw properly. =3=

Huge Silver Dragon:<font color="#000000">The humongous silver dragon takes flight!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">If it's a relatively simple idea, you could just describe it and leave the tool out.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Are you even using the right template??

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">No, this is important.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">what is it about templates that's so hard for you? Everyone else manages it. O.o

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Kay.

Meany:<font color="#000000">Describe the problems you're having.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Yes, describe. Talk.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Exposit.

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">&quot;We have already put some of them to rest, though I was with them at the time.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">don't just throw your hands up this time.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">I try to draw the damn thing, but when I try to finalize it the template doesn't set like it showed. &gt;:|

Young Silver Dragon:<font color="#000000">&quot;Who are you? Father called you wind-children...&quot; The young one, heavily injured, tries to struggle out of the snowpack.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Like that.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">okay, -which- template are you using?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">And I don't see any template at all.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Use the eraser tool and erase it instead of undoing it.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">I was trying to draw it the opposite direction. &gt;:|

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sometimes the template tool is glitchy like that.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">which template are you using, anyway?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">---what

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">trying to make a 10-foot square area.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">What in all the name of...

Glitch:<font color="#000000">it's the map

Liatai:<font color="#000000">?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I'm having a problem too. I select a tool, then I put my cursor around to start.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">If you're trying to flamestrike, Adulian, just narrate, it's cool. ^^;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">But the &quot;template&quot; cursor is, like, offset three or four squares./

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">*shrug*

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">It's not Flame Strike.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">What is it?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Offset from my real cursor, I mean.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Cometfall.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">I'm trying to make the 10-foot square rubble area.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well... I see a sqare under the dragon?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Anyways, don't sweat it. We get the idea enough that the template isn't crucial.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Hmm, seems to have finally taken.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...dragon's not on the ground, you know that, right?

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Doesn't matter.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Doesn't really need to be. As it so happens, comets are fast.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Alright.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">NOW.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">(Cometfall, Sudden Empower and Maximize used!) Adulian holds both hands up, reaching out as if grabbing something. Slowly, what seems to be a portal opens about 40 feet above the Dragon. Once it reaches sufficient size, a 400 pound comet comes streaking out as Adulian cries out, &quot;Cometfall!&quot; Reflex save DC 23 for half of &#171; &#160;72+6d6 = 72 + 25 = 97&#160; <font color="#CC0000">&#187; damage and to avoid being knocked prone! This 10 foot area is now dense rubble!

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">WHAT THE FRIG -- &#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 20 + 13 = 33&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">wow

* You roll to yourself: 97/2 =&gt; 97 / 2 = 48.5Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Montage of people going all like,

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;&gt;8O&quot;!

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Oh come on. =3=

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">Holy schnike. That comet just SMACKED the dragon's hindquarters -- it twisted just barely out of the way enough to avoid a hit to the chest.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&#171; &#160;97/2 = 97 / 2 = 48.5&#160; <font color="#CC0000">&#187; Damage, then.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">at least it doesn't have evation? :B

GM:<font color="#000000">Tom?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Righto.

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">a dragon with two levels of rogue for evasion. man that'd be horrible

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">OI!

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Not done yet!

Meany:<font color="#000000">Um.

Meany:<font color="#000000">Alduin?

Meany:<font color="#000000">White dragons take double fire damage.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh, okay. Go ahead.

Meany:<font color="#000000">Was that fire damage? :V

GM:<font color="#000000">*writes down idea*

* GM is brick'd.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">No, not fire damage.

GM:<font color="#000000">Tom?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'll wait on Adulian. She has some fast-casting.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Not done with my turn yet, GM. :B

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth whispers: nah, monk would probably be worse. add wis to AC and flurry of blows?

GM:<font color="#000000">Oh? Cast away, then. Though unless that's Sudden Empower, your spell will have taken a full-round action to cast, correct?

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Nope.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Nah. We actually looked that up.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">She doesn't have to spend a full-round action imbuing metamagic. It says so specifically for her class.

Young Silver Dragon:<font color="#000000">The dragon struggles beneath the snowpack. &quot;... Help, wind-children... please.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh! Carry on, then.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Forgive me, this spell isn't pre-typed.

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">she has to pick when she memorizes her spell choice for hte day to have it with empower instead

* Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth goes over to help the dragon. too bad theres nothign evil to smite around or I could help heal it

Young Silver Dragon:<font color="#000000">Strength checks to shift rocks and snow, or you could try breaking the rocks and such instead if you have techniques to do so.

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">adamantine warhammer. even when elder mountain hammer is down, I ignore hardness of less than 20, so yeah, using elder mountain hammer, and divine surge whenever they are up, to break all the rocks

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000">on the other hand, I have a negative strength mod. I'm useless

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">(Curtain of Electricity (Hypothermia, Elec typed), Quickened!) Next, Adulian holds her hands apart, and electricity begins to jump between her palms. The arcs become more and more frequent, until she finally thrusts her hands out, and the electricity shoots towards the Dragon as she cries out, &quot;Curtain of Electricity!&quot; DC 20 Fortitude save for half of &#171; &#160;10d6 = 38&#160; <font color="#CC0000">&#187; Electricity damage and to avoid becoming fatigued! &#171; &#160;1d20+12+2+1 = 16 + 12 + 2 + 1 = 31&#160; <font color="#CC0000">&#187; Spell Pen!

Young Silver Dragon:<font color="#000000">You can help keep the dragonling calm? :B

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">CRACK!!! &#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 18 + 17 = 35&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

* You roll to yourself: 38/2 =&gt; 38 / 2 = 19Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Oh, and the electricity crackles over the Dragon like a coat.

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">~Miss Eyllisaearsithek, the silver we saw earlier is heading your way while I rescue it's child from rocks, It will reach you far faster than I could~

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Good! Good! SILVER DRAGON ON THE WAY!&quot; Tathi yells.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">19 damage, no fatigue. Damn you and your high-rolling saves.

* Edaric shields his face as the comets break up the rocks right nearby.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">End turn.

GM:<font color="#000000">Okay, now. Tom!

* Aelian is within reach, yes?

GM:<font color="#000000">Within reach of...?

* Bryne ap Emyr casts...freedom of movement. on the you know, off chance it might help it free itself from the crushing grip of the rocks

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000">casting it on the dragon

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Dragon!

Young Silver Dragon:<font color="#000000">Squiggleslip! o.o

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Righto.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Now Tom's turn.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"><i>Stupid underestimating -- stupid complacence -- stupid letting him fall into these situations -- stupid, stupid!!

</i> That's all Tom's mind can process while he watches in horror as everything falls apart. ''It's about to get away -- with Sszeyl -- nothing will matter anymore. There'll be nothing I can do.. I'll have failed everybody..'' Tom trembles at the thought. But he also sets his jaw. His brow furrows. His fists clench.

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth:<font color="#000000">&quot;Can you fly? is your wing injured?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He kicks open the carriage door and goes tearing off down the path, kicking up dust in his wake from the supernatural speed of his boots. He mutters something dire mid-sprint, making urgent hand-signs as quickly as he can.

Young Silver Dragon:<font color="#000000">The dragon slides right out of the broken rocks. o.o It looks around, checking its bloodied limbs and torn wings.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Just below the dragon, Tom crouches and leaps for absolutely everything he is worth! With a white flash, he streaks upwards in a teleporting blur to ''just. Barely. Close. Enough...'' to try and grab the dragon's tail. ((Tom casts Knight's Move. Melee Touch Attack: &#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 8 + 17 = 25&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;))

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">HIT!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom has grabbed onto the beast's tail, shuddering with desperation and fury. He grips and bares his teeth. ''<small come="come" on...="#DEFAULT">work... WORK... ''<small come="come" on...="#DEFAULT">&quot; Caster level check to overcome SR: &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 7 + 12 = 19&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">Gwoar?!

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">You're good!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well then.

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000"> ~Though we've freed the child, I believe it will need much healing before it can fly again~

Young Silver Dragon:<font color="#000000">&quot;I... think I can. But dad said to stay here...&quot;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Huh, I thought they had higher SR than that. :.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom unleashes the only thing he has that will work. He focuses all of his frustration. All of his trials, all of his irks, all of the tribulations, every ounce of pressure battering against the walls of his temperance, every mote, every spec, every accumulated spark -- And there is a MASSIVE explosion of black and purple flames wreathed in electricity on the dragon. Tom unleashes all of his pent up hate and hits it with Harm. Will save at DC 22 to take half of 120 damage, dragon.

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 7 + 12 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Aelian: <font color="#9900ff">(( Thomas bellows &quot;TAAAAAAATTHHIIIIIIII&quot; in this attack. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">wow

Aelian: <font color="#9900ff">(( NO REGRETS *brick'd* ))

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">Ohohoho. Now question about Harm. Is there a minimum HP can drop to with it?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">There is. 1.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Harm

VAE:<font color="#000000">yess, HP 1

VAE:<font color="#000000">if it took any subdual, though

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's fucked

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom's grasp slips free, and he falls 40 feet, smoking with blackfire. D: &#171; &#160;4d6 = 13&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">If I had known Tom was gonna use Harm I would have waited until after his turn. &gt;.&gt;

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">BWOOOOOOOOOOOM. The violet flames, electricity, and cometwork all take their toll -- the dragon tumbles through the air, snarling -- &#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 5 + 17 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Its erratic movements as it tries to right itself throw Tom to the ground.

Aelian has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Well Tom wasn't really in a 'planning' state of mind. |D ))

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Sorry, am I within the dragon's reach?

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( No I think it's still elevated. ))

GM:<font color="#000000">*hangs on the edge of her seat!* *brick'd*

GM:<font color="#000000">Nope! Its mouth is occupied. You're safe from AoOs!

Meany:<font color="#000000">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JRvsvxGDRE

Meany:<font color="#000000">Tom's new theme music for fightin'. :U

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh my god you have this

* Dr. Hatari saves forever

Liatai:<font color="#000000">What is it, for the Hughesnet stymied?

Meany:<font color="#000000">G Gundam's fight music.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ah. x3

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Aelian quickly fires off a trio of arrows at the dragon in the span of a heartbeat, and at point blank range to boot! &#171; &#160;1d20+17-2+1+3 = 19 + 17 - 2 + 1 + 3 = 38&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4+3 = 8 + 4 + 3 = 15&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187;, &#171;  &#160;1d20+17-2+1+3 = 14 + 17 - 2 + 1 + 3 = 33&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4+3 = 3 + 4 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+12-2+1+3 = 9 + 12 - 2 + 1 + 3 = 23&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4+3 = 8 + 4 + 3 = 15&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; damage!

VAE:<font color="#000000">I like the comparison between Tom's harm and Miron's

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">Aelian lines up... lets a single arrow fly.......

VAE:<font color="#000000">pent up frustration vs holy anger

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">Right into the beast's eye, and through to the other side.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I had a critical mass of fucks to give and then it went nuclear.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Win x3

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000"><b>&quot;I told you not to get attached to them.&quot;

</b> Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">It lets out a final roar, and tumbles to the ground.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000"><b>&quot;You fool.&quot;

</b> VAE:<font color="#000000">It's called don't piss off the templar

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl, I hope you can slowfall that far.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">30ft.

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">The impact shakes the whole mountain -- Reflex save, Tom!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Whuh-oh. &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 14 + 6 = 20&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d6 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fall damage for Sszeyl, then. :B

Huge White Dragon 2:<font color="#000000">And Tom avoids getting landed on by a dragon.

* Thomas Lazarus desperately rolls aside!! O_o;;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">The dragon armor shifts, the side heads regressing entirely to be mere red metal overlays of actual arms while the wings fair.

GM:<font color="#000000">Do you want to re-aim the other arrows, Aelian?

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Suddenly huge, they cut off the bulk of the fall, leaving Sszeyl to crater into the dragon corpse.

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Ehn... would they hit with range penalties..?

GM:<font color="#000000">Yes.

* Thomas Lazarus coughs in the dusty backdraft.

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Sure then!

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000"><b>&quot;You looked like you needed that, Thomas.&quot;

</b> Sszeyl:<font color="#000000"><b>&quot;Feel better?&quot;

</b> Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; ..Oh.. so that worked.. that's.. good.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus fwump.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;Impressive.&quot; :o

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tom!&quot;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;That was interesting, Inquisitor Lazarus&quot;

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">The cat gives him an aproving look

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Swan Song!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt lets out a breath of relief.

VAE:<font color="#000000">initiative ended?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;M'o'kay.&quot; Smolder, prone. =3=

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good job guys, but there's still one more!&quot;

Jason Storm:<font color="#000000">&quot;Don't send up jubilations just yet!&quot;

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth has received initiative.Candlestand has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">oh, another dragon

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Though it is blinded...&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">derp

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Question.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Can a Medium creature initiate a grapple with a Huge creature? Or only up to Large?

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">The kitty pounces at Tom, and touches his cheek with its paw. &#171; &#160;1d8+5 = 3 + 5 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Cure Light Wounds.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Only up to large, I think.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That is illegal, correct.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Damn.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">....Well, I can still try something else...

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">What is the terrain like up where the blinded dragon is?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's simply impractical due to body widths, if nothing else.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Slanted snow, I believe.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Nevermind the disadvantage.

Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">A sheer rockface, pretty much, coated with snow and ice.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">Cat resting on his shoulder now.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">But, a larger creature can -initiate- a grapple with a smaller creature?

Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">Very steep.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sure. But the smaller creature can only attempt to escape/strike/etc.

Swallowtail has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It can't try pins and nonsense like that.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">So EL TIBURON had to have been fighting a dragon Large size or smaller? :.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Or was it LOS TIBURON?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Or he had a belt of the mountain. \o/

Liatai:<font color="#000000">True. x3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">IT WAS los tiburon

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...the hell, capslock

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000"><i>Oh.

</i> Glitch:<font color="#000000">Damn this keyboard, doesn't have indicator lights for the lock-keys. &gt;:E

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Swallowtail readies much like before! O.o

Swallowtail: <font color="#ff0000">(( Done. :B ))

Sszeyl has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Messenger's on deck.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;I've got an idea--not likely to work, but I can try it, maybe stall or distract the dragon...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Thanks to Shifting Assault I can ignore terrain modifiers when moving across a terrain.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">So can I move along the wallface, or must I jump+climb? :U

GM:<font color="#000000">Gotta climb, sorry. It's a mountainside.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Well Tathi did say Silver Incoming, so we could stall.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh, Tathi said that aloud?

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">She sho did.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Oh. well then..

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;If there waspossible way we could keep that dragon alive and busy until the Silver got here, the Silver could subdue it and question it!&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Again, not likely to work, but I've got something I can -try-...&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Everyone esel, get closer and get ready!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Hmm.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Sorry, cat.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000"><b>&quot;Closer to what?&quot;

</b> Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;To the dragon of course.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Righto.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Get in range, get nearer, whatever any of you need.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;maybe I can get it to stay where it is, or drop down the mountainside instead of fly off...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Double move.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Done.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;But if anyone's got any other plans, don't let me stop you from trying them.&quot;

* Swallowtail face-fans. &quot; .... Swan Song... &quot; =3=;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;I really have no clue if this will work.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Bleh. Dragon blood on face. Bad idea.

* Jason Storm darts his eyes around. &quot; Uhh--ahhh-okay--let's see..&quot; Adrenaline + time pressure + situation where you're fighting multiple true blue huge dragons! But Mr. Storm performs admirably, and makes a creative adjustment to his Major Image spell. He doubles the dragon while the White is still blind and none the wiser! The second Silver seems to manifest unnaturally in the air, and resembles the second one from their earlier fight. The dragon images move overhead to flank and suppress the stationary one.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;How long is that thing gonna be blinded for, anyway?&quot;

Jason Storm:<font color="#FF0000">Whoops.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;I could drop a tornado on it.&quot;

* Jason Storm darts his eyes around. &quot; Uhh--ahhh-okay--let's see..&quot; Adrenaline + time pressure + situation where you're fighting multiple true blue huge dragons! But Mr. Storm performs admirably, and makes a creative adjustment to his Major Image spell. He doubles the dragon while the White is still blind and none the wiser! The second Silver seems to manifest unnaturally in the air, and resembles the second one from their earlier fight. The dragon images move overhead to flank and suppress the stationary one.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&quot;That woulc certainly stop it.&quot;

Tokens dropped onto map 'Mountain Pass'Vonain (Goldeneye) has received initiative.Jason Storm:<font color="#FF0000">Ideally the second illusion should be to the north, but, maplimits. Done!

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000"><b>&quot;Yes, Swallowtail?&quot;

</b> Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Quit..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Bein'..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Dumb.&quot; =3=

* Thomas Lazarus twitch.

Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">&quot;''Kadenmakaid? Svaklar re wux?''&quot; The blinded one swings its head around blindly, calling in Draconic.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">The dragon head just chuckles.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain gestures and infuses his power, and another Earthen Hand bursts out of a frozen-soil part of the mountainside, right above the dragon. Now, since it's only &quot;Medium&quot; size, it can't actually initiate a grapple...but Vonain directs it, and it &quot;tries&quot; anyway, groping for one of the dragon's forelimbs. Come on, grab it back, you know you want to...don't just swipe at it, or fly away, grab it back and gnaw on it...

Tokens dropped onto map 'Mountain Pass'Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">if you want me to make some kind of &quot;taunt&quot; check...

Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">&quot;''Kadenmakaid! Anyui ve! Tir wux tepoha wer Ithaeledarok?!''&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Otherwise, turn ended.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">I wonder who will be the first one to be immature about this.

Meany:<font color="#000000">It caresses the forelimb lovingly. And speaks in Barry White's voice: &quot;Hey baby. What you doin'?&quot; The dragon falls off the mountain in horror.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Meany wins.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Oh my~

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">VAE get your head in the game my bet was on you!!1

VAE:<font color="#000000">?

VAE:<font color="#000000">abot what?

Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">&quot;Svabol wer --&quot; It swats at the grasping hand.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I was talking with ghost about space aliens and ships and EMP

GM:<font color="#000000">Malcolm's turn!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">The hand continues ineffectually trying to grope the dragon for as long as the dragon remains there.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">(it has HP and AC and can be attacked as normal if that comes up, btw.)

Meany:<font color="#000000">Can you type.

Meany:<font color="#000000">Without using words.

Meany:<font color="#000000">Can we try that, please?

Meany:<font color="#000000">You're making this too easy.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahahaha

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">(if nothing else I can get it to waste an action--what?

Malcolm Walker:<font color="#FF0000">He moves to try and prevent an immanent re-telling of the last Monk and Dragon love story. Run.

Smaller White Dragon 3:<font color="#000000">&quot;MARFEDELOOOOOOOOOM!!!&quot; &gt;8E

Glitch:<font color="#000000">you talking to me, meany?

Tathi has received initiative.Malcolm Walker:<font color="#FF0000">Done for now!

Meany:<font color="#000000">&quot;I do not feel comfortable being grappled there!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Damn, spider climbing dragons!!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt does his best to ignore the dragon screaming &quot;Death&quot; in his ear.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Ow, I think my eardrum popped.

RAM:<font color="#CC0000">So, I kinda need to go to bed soon. Gotta be up early tomorrow for the Parade Lap. &gt;.&gt;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;I'm out of spells for that range. But I'll be ready if he closes.&quot; She says, and readies an action to cast a spell if it closes.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">We'll be ending shortly after the battle ends. If you want to nom now, you can. :3

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom draws a deep breath and pats Candlestand on his shoulder.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Well move closer if you've nothing else to do...oh well.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Here we go again...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hang on,&quot;

RAM:<font color="#CC0000">Dammit I always forget what I want to nom. &gt;:.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;No prob&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">And with that, he also goes tearing off down the path, but significantly faster than the armored infantry did.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;Go on, Inquisitor&quot;

RAM:<font color="#CC0000">Tom for channeling his frustration.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">120ft Run.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Done!

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Rather spry today, Tom.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus catches breath. D|

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">The cat grasps his shoulder with its claws, holding tightly onto his robeplate.

Malcolm Walker:<font color="#000000">Quick, maybe we can flank him and keep him from doing anything stupid. *brick'd!*

Bryne ap Emyr has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">Voice coming from where a person's head would normally be; above the shoulders. Not from the dragon head.

Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+27 = 7 + 27 = 34&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d8+8 = 15 + 8 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; 2 claws &#171;  &#160;1d20+22 = 4 + 22 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d6+4 = 6 + 4 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; 2 wings &#171;  &#160;1d20+22 = 4 + 22 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 5 + 4 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Tail slap &#171;  &#160;1d20+22 = 1 + 22 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d6+12 = 9 + 12 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000"><i>Come on grab it back grab it back just grab it and wrestle with it don't fly away...bite it at least...

</i> RAM:<font color="#CC0000">And that's honestly all I can think of right now. Kinda tired.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Aight.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;3*12 = 3 * 12 = 36&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">yyyyeah the earthen hand is dusted.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000"><i>Cloe enough.&quot;

</i> Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000"><i>Close enough.

</i> Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">If you were truly sitting on Tomshoulder, come on up here, Candle.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Should've moved forward, Wizard, it actually worked...I got it distracted to stay put.&quot;

Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">The dragon tears into the hand with its claws, teeth, wings, and tail! &quot;'HA! Si tir ti tangis rigluin ekess ocuir wux ekess svent wux!'

Edaric has received initiative.Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;If White dragons are as famously 'dumb' as the stories tell, I can maybe get that trick to work one more time.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;But I wouldn't count on it.&quot;

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">bugger

VAE:<font color="#000000">Cat wasn't moved along with Tom

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yeah, no ownership or I woulda.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">No nets, no tanglefoot backs, no fire-damage items, derringer takes 2 rounds to reload...ah, hell with it. Gnogglebolt pulls out his Bombchucker and starts trying to load something else in it. Hardly will produce a scratch, but darnit, he's going to shoot the thing that killed his pet.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">end turn

Adulian has received initiative.Glitch:<font color="#000000">(--oh wait a minute.)

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(Blind dragon should have rolld 50% on each of its attacks vs the earthen hand. xP )

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You in bed or still with us, Ram? :v

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(it might have survived. xP Oh well.)

Huge Silver Dragon:<font color="#000000">A roar is heard in the distance... And a large silver shape explodes out of the valley with a roar!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Cavalry has arrived!&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus ducks a little. O_O

* Thomas Lazarus robe-tussle!!

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is that. . . a real one?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Felt like it!&quot;

Huge Silver Dragon:<font color="#000000">Wise choice, Tom. It half-claws, half-flies its way up the mountain. Now the DM needs to do some quick number crunching.

Huge Silver Dragon:<font color="#000000">Huge = -2 on attack rolls, yes?

Sszeyl: <font color="#0">(( Yup. ))

RAM:<font color="#CC0000">Ah, still here!

RAM:<font color="#CC0000">Sorry, was checking things!

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Yes. Usually counter-balanced by improved strength. ))

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Oh hi thar ))

* Adulian leaps from the carriage and moves forward!

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;So.&quot;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">And into range. &gt;:3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Size bonuses/penalties are usually included in creature statblocks

Huge Silver Dragon:<font color="#000000">Actually... hold on here...

Glitch:<font color="#000000">as in, listed attackrolls/ac and whatnot already acccount for it

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">afk 1 shake

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not just standing around while you all fight an enemy I can actually help you damage with my fire abilities and get their attention so they don't immediately flee makes me dumb.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">eating bread :E *bricked*

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;No, I am not arguing with you, I am asking you to explain your reasoning.&quot;

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">(Flame Strike) Adulian looks to the sky, her eyes narrowing and beginning to glow with an orange light. She raises a hand upward, where it holds for a moment before she sweeps it back down and yells out, &quot;Burn all things to ash, Spirit of Fire!&quot; Flame Strike, make a DC 21 Reflex save for half of &#171; &#160;12d6 = 38&#160; <font color="#CC0000">&#187; Fire damage! &#171; &#160;1d20+12+2 = 11 + 12 + 2 = 25&#160; <font color="#CC0000">&#187; Spell Pen!

Huge Silver Dragon:<font color="#000000">Halfway up the mountain, the dragon turns upward, and with a roar of &quot;IXEN!!&quot; tosses its horns toward the dragon -- and a ball of flame shoots forth! &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 2 + 7 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Spell pen

Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000"><b>ROARRRRR!

</b> The other dragon swings toward the incoming Draconic shout -- but the fireball is deflected by its wing. Not so for the flame strike, though. &#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 13 + 13 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

* You roll to yourself: 38/2 =&gt; 38 / 2 = 19Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Again with the high saving throws.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">BUT!

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Not done yet!

* Adulian has one more Quicken for the day!

Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">Go forth and attack!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKcBNysVl-I

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">(Call Lightning, Quickened!) Adulian points up to the sky, where the clouds begin to darken and you can hear the roars of distant thunder. Electricity arcs up the Half-Orc's arm as the clouds grow darker and darker, and you can see flashes amongst them now. Her eyes suddenly flare a deep blue, and she brings her hand down violently at the Dragon with a cry, &quot;Thunderbolt!&quot; Suddenly, a bolt of lightning streaks down from the sky straight at the Dragon! Quickened Call lightning, make a DC 20 Reflex save for half of &#171; &#160;3d6 = 7&#160; <font color="#CC0000">&#187; Electricity damage!

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Ooh, shitty damage roll.

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12+2+1 = 8 + 12 + 2 + 1 = 23&#160; <font color="#CC0000">&#187; Spell Pen!

Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 7 + 13 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">scratch damage. :B

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Woulda been great if you rolled that on your last save. &gt;:|

Aelian has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Aelian!

Distance Macro:<font color="#9900FF">The distance from you to enemy is &#171; &#160;sqrt((horizontal^2)+(vertical^2)) = sqrt(110 ^ 2 + 200 ^ 2) = 228.2542442103&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Aelian draws back his longbow, and lets fly at the white dragon &#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 14 + 17 = 31&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3+3 = 8 + 3 + 3 = 14&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; damage!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">om nom peanut butter sammiches

Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">One hit!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">the best food of last resort

Liatai:<font color="#000000">-- D8

RAM:<font color="#CC0000">Damn.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">rofl

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh jeez! Hatari! D|

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I didn't even realize -- oh man, at least you've got peanut butter sammiches. D|

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Relax there's a super-market like four hundred feet away.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Finish game.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh. =3=

RAM:<font color="#CC0000">I was gonna go to bed, but then I remembered I'm running the server and I don't want to leave it up all night. &gt;.&gt;

* Liatai forgets that not everyone lives in the boondocks and needs to drive 20 minutes to go get groceries. |D;

Maelgwyn ap Gwardnerth has received initiative.Candlestand has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm

GM:<font color="#000000">Everyone else, might want to start compiling your nom lists.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">The cat's eyes shine with burning flames of the sun itself. &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 11 + 15 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Ranged Touch Attack &#171;  &#160;1d20+12 = 17 + 12 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Spell Pen. Searing Light.

Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">Hit!

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;5d8 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage

Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">Killed by the gaze of a cat 200 feet away. Oh, for shame...

VAE:<font color="#000000">Really?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Wow

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahah

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">(Oh, I actually hope that doesn't kill-damn!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">damn damn damn. xD

Huge White Dragon 1:<font color="#000000">A beam of light shoots from the cat's eyes, smack into the dragon -- which quickly starts a tumble down the mountainside.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tom.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">I had something -really funny- planned. xP Or at least, I thought it might be...

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000"><b>&quot;Move.&quot;

</b> Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Not again!!&quot; D|

* Thomas Lazarus dive!

Huge Silver Dragon:<font color="#000000">The silver dragon swoops in between the falling dragon corpse and the pedestrians, sliding it away with a growl.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">Candle keeps on his shoulder.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Harmless 'plomf'.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh, thank you.&quot; |D

Glitch:<font color="#000000">and that's combat over?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also, what was it you had planned?

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">The armor breaks off, and crumbles to dust.

Huge Silver Dragon:<font color="#000000">Combat is over! Now in light of people needing to go to bed, we'll pick up next time with battle aftermath, unless people have anything urgent. :3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...I'll ask if I can post it after the session has been declared over--oh, well.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">May I post what I had planned? x3

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">&quot;So, that's for the dragons. . .now the question is how we'll get the carriages anywhere.&quot;

Jason Storm:<font color="#FF0000">Jason ceases his concentration, and the very convincing false dragons fade to nothing.

Meany:<font color="#000000">I wanted to do Tathi's bitchin' new outfit. :c

Meany:<font color="#000000">But Ghost ignored the invitation. :C

Meany:<font color="#000000">So now it must wait a week.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">This is what I was -going- to do if the dragon was still alive on my turn....

* Meany shakes fist.

Huge Silver Dragon:<font color="#000000">The dragon settles in the path, wings folded... Do it anyway, Ghost didn't take the hint. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Also I made all that crap between rounds.

* Dr. Hatari scrabled like crazy.

* Dr. Hatari loves it.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot; Hmm...gonna have to get drastic with this one...&quot; Vonain focuses his raw willpower, and causes a second frozen-soil hand to sprout again from the same patch of mountainside. It then begins to feel around, as if the giant hand were itself blind. *pat* *pat* *pat* *pat*...until it &quot;feels&quot; what is recognizably the dragon's head.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">erk

VAE:<font color="#000000">all what ccrap?

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot; Hmm...gonna have to get drastic with this one... &quot; Vonain focuses his raw willpower, and causes a second frozen-soil hand to sprout again from the same patch of mountainside. It then begins to feel around, as if the giant hand were itself blind. *pat* *pat* *pat* *pat*...until it &quot;feels&quot; what is recognizably the dragon's head.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">*SLAP*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:P

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Yes. The dragon just got recognizably open-handed slapped straight across the kisser.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">If -that- doesn't keep it occupied, nothing will. xP

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Pff.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">And that's what I would have done. :B

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Oh well.

GM:<font color="#000000">Nom time!

* Adulian glances to the sky, and as her eyes cease their glow so too do the clouds return to normal.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">(just for the record, would that have worked, Lia? xP )

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Thomas for telepathic elven. XP

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Gnogglebolt for MAH TRAIN

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Sszeyl for emblems

* Dr. Hatari did various silly research for this session.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh yes, and noms.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Sszeyl for fashions

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Tom/Tathi/Ed for TELEPATHIES OH NOES.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">(heeheeheehee. |D )

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I checked the HTML code to steal Aelian's font color for insertion within Tom's own line. |D

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Then made a silver dragon within like 2 turns of Jason's turn.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Okay, Ghost for Telepathy Ugh I was thinking yaoi

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tom for edumacation

VAE:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl for fashions and corsetry

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tathi for teasing.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Seconding gnogglebolt for MAH TRAIN

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It helped fuel my explosion so I guess it worked out okay. *_*

VAE:<font color="#000000">And Tom for epic HARM

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000">ram for remembering you had more people around that you could contact

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'm tempted to nom Storm for glitterdragon

VAE:<font color="#000000">his reaction was priceless O_O that worked?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I picked that spell explicitly because I knew it didn't allow SR.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm surprised it worked though because I only saw how awful his DC would be after I made the choice.

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">as an aside- Tom now has a turret x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Cat killed a dragon from his shoulder

Adulian:<font color="#CC0000">Nothing for my spell descriptions? I was rather proud of them. : VAE:<font color="#000000">*nod*

VAE:<font color="#000000">That is nommable

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Gnogglebolt for *raise wrench overhead, Tuskan raider hoot &gt;:O* MAH LIZARD.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">xD

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">UUUUURT! uurt urrt urrt!

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">A three part robe/dress. A long sleeved, high collared coat with a pleat near the waist and the ends of the sleeves. Walnut shaped buttons along the lower half of the coat. The green is deep forest at the waist and sleeve hems, turning to grass as it goes toward the shoulders, then back to forest green at the collar. The collar is patterned after walnut leaves. A tunic/blouse with a pleat along the hem. Also forest green at the hem and growing lighter toward the top, the garment has a built in sash, with the emblem Tathi chose at both ends. The third part is the pleated dress with the same color pattern as the other two, long enough to just cover Tathi's ankles at full stand. The entire outfit has bits of amber in irregular sizes along the seems, as if the clothes were made from pieces of trees. A pair of forest green shoes with walnut wood buckles come along, along with a laurel crown made from two branches of carved walnut wood made to resemble walnut leaves, and coated in amber. The crown is situated so that both ends would lightly press on Tathi's forehead gem when worn.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000"><b>There.

</b> Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sszeyl for legendary (lack) of danger sense.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">That is what you missed.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000"><b>LEGENDARY.

</b> Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Adulian for praying for the passing of a spirit, and caring about the life of a non-combatant animal.

VAE:<font color="#000000">seconding that one

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">...Candle for doom-mrow.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm sorry.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That was stupid as hell.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But I lost it.

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">In addition; the book has a framing along the edges of pages modeled after vines.

Candlestand:<font color="#000000">FUS RO MROW!

Sszeyl: <font color="#0">(( Seconding Alduin's nom. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">it was sound lance x3

Sszeyl: <font color="#0">(( Tom for HOLY FINGERRRRRR ))

Glitch:<font color="#000000">He is...dovahkitty...

Glitch:<font color="#000000">---ahahaha, it really was that, wasn't it, meany?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Actually

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&quot;This hand of mine glows with an awesome POWAAAAAH!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I was debating having him smolder and twitch and hold red pupils for a moment, like his sister when she's fired up with her own power...

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's burning grip tells me to defeat you!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Vonain for groping hand of CENSORED

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">...But it was funnier having him crash instead.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Seriouly

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&quot;Take this! My love! My anger! And all of my sorrow! SHIIINIIING FIIIINGEEEER!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Jerking off a dragon mid-battle x3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yeah yeah yeah I knew that would happen as soon as it began. :P

Meany:<font color="#000000">Tathi, Tom, and Mel for thought talks.

GM:<font color="#000000">Last call!

Meany:<font color="#000000">Ghost; gonna react at all to that awesome outfit? =3=

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Anything for playing four PCs? \o/ *brickburied*

Meany:<font color="#000000">Or do I have to knife a bitch?

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah fine

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hatari for multitasker

Meany:<font color="#000000">Hatari for multitasking.

* Meany high fives Vae.

VAE:<font color="#000000">he gets a honorary uterus *brick'd*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm just joking. Tom already has an XP lead.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Never saw it, sorry.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Mrf. Noooo. Don't wish that on anyone. =3=;;; *brick'd*

VAE:<font color="#000000">Lia, that was the point x3

Meany:<font color="#000000">I ain't askin' Tathi to react, I'm asking you. =3=

* Dr. Hatari does enjoy combat quite a lot more when there's urgency to do tons of stuff, though.

Meany:<font color="#000000">You silly.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Heh, I agree.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF"> Yeah but do I get anything for Tathi Aelian Kor Tavia Sheythsanthi more and more and more? NOPE

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Those are animals. =_=

VAE:<font color="#000000">I did get a nom for talking to myself for two hours

VAE:<font color="#000000">AKA Igor and Miron

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Plus you don't play them.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You go to IRC. :P

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">ELVES ARE NOT ANIMALS YOU RACIST.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yeah

GM:<font color="#000000">Going once...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM.

GM:<font color="#000000">Going twice..

VAE:<font color="#000000">Animals are far more advanced

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">NO. I LOVE YOUR SHOWER CURTAINS.

GM:<font color="#000000">Tom - 200 XP - Channeling one's frustration. 100 XP - Telepathy silliness! 100 XP - All right. Fess up. How do you know that. Magic can't solve everything. Gnogglebolt - 100 XP - MY TRAIN! 100 XP - MY LIZARD! Sszeyl - 100 XP - Heraldry. 100 XP - Fashion! 100 XP - Legendary lack of danger sense. Tathi - 100 XP - Telepathy silliness! 100 XP - Teasing. Adulian - 100 XP - Spellfire! 100 XP - Praying for Snarky's passing. Candlestand - 100 XP - Spell turret! 100 XP - MROW OF DOOM! Vonain - 100 XP - Distracting hand. Edaric - 100 XP - Telepathy silliness! Maelgwyn/Bryne - 100 XP - Telepathy silliness! 100 XP - Calling in the draconic cavalry. Jason - 100 XP - Glitterdragon?!

GM:<font color="#000000">Annnnnd.... crud I should calculate XP. =3=;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;67300+100+100+100 = 67300 + 100 + 100 + 100 = 67600&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I have a question.

VAE:<font color="#000000">. . . glitterdragon

VAE:<font color="#000000">who met a shameful end at the paws of a cat

VAE:<font color="#000000">it was Edward

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000">someone make glitterdragon into a meme

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Jason and Malcolm are level, like, seven, yes? Should they not be getting tremendously more XP from these dragon battles than us?

VAE:<font color="#000000">the Edward of dragons

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Are we... ARE WE ASCENDING THEM? MOLDING THEM TO OUR IMAGE? =3=

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I would like that. *bricked*

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000">hatari, are you trying to recruit MORE?!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Powerleveling!

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahah

* You roll to yourself: 3600+3600 =&gt; 3600 + 3600 = 7200VAE:<font color="#000000">this is their cow level

* You roll to yourself: 7200/8 =&gt; 7200 / 8 = 900VAE:<font color="#000000">bonus for whoever knows what i'm talking about

VAE:<font color="#000000">you get a cookie

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well, power-leveling someone on their life's revenge quest is a pretty fucking good recruitment angle if I've ever heard one, thank you. |D

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">D2 of course.

GM:<font color="#000000">... Holy smokes, you're right. (Earthworm Jim?)

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hatari gets a cookie

VAE:<font color="#000000">EWJ was awesome ,but it didn't have levels in RPG sense

VAE:<font color="#000000">. ..

VAE:<font color="#000000">Lia gets a cookie for liking a game I like, too x3

GM:<font color="#000000">You level 12s gain 900 XP each. The level 10s... calculatin'...

* You roll to yourself: 12600/8 =&gt; 12600 / 8 = 1575VAE:<font color="#000000">68500

Meany:<font color="#000000">69500.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;67600+900 = 67600 + 900 = 68500&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

* You roll to yourself: 12000/8 =&gt; 12000 / 8 = 1500GM:<font color="#000000">.... Holy moly.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">71615/78000

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Gettin closer to that Regeneration power!

GM:<font color="#000000">The level 10's gain 1500... and the level 7s... &#171; &#160;1575*2 = 1575 * 2 = 3150&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">LEGS FOR EVERYONE.

GM:<font color="#000000">.... would they have levelled up aleady? O_o

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000">maybe

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">There was the 1000 XP from last battle.

GM:<font color="#000000">What's the gap between levels 7 and 8?

GM:<font color="#000000">I didn't adjust that for levels, either.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It's why I asked. We might have leveled them twice by now.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">XP for 7: 21000

Glitch:<font color="#000000">EXP for 8: 28000

GM:<font color="#000000">... Holy moly, yep, I'm pretty sure you've levelled them already.

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000">7-8 takes 7k xp

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...what, really?

Meany:<font color="#000000">We gave them the most epic gift of all.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">How many times? |D

Meany:<font color="#000000">The gift of.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">3,000 EXP in a 7,000 EXP gap?

Meany:<font color="#000000">New HD.

GM:<font color="#000000">Once. For now.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">they had EXP already?

* Meany kicks Glitch down a flight of stairs.

GM:<font color="#000000">Yeah? And they also had another 1500 or so from the last encounter.

Meany:<font color="#000000">Would we be having this conversation if they didn't.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">huh.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">welp.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">POWERLEVELING!!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Did you hear that Malcolm, you can take a PrC level or something! \o/

Malcolm Walker:<font color="#000000">Thinking about it, actually.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">WARBLADE. *punch'd*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Draconomicon.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">DRAGON SLAYER.

Malcolm Walker:<font color="#000000">Let's talk more in IRC, shall we? Saving the campaign file...

Malcolm Walker:<font color="#000000">Don't have the right feats for it. &gt;: * Jason Storm gains access to level 4 spell list.

Jason Storm:<font color="#FF0000">And wow does it kick ass.

VAE:<font color="#000000">don't forget to save log

Bryne ap Emyr:<font color="#000000">really. we've gained 1k and 900. last time...if 900 is over 3k for them, the 1k would of been worse

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Will do!

* RAM waits.

GM:<font color="#000000">See you in IRC, all!

RAM:<font color="#CC0000">Really shoulda gone to bed about an hour ago, actually. &gt;.&gt;

GM:<font color="#000000">Server can go down now, Ram. Thank you. :3

RAM:<font color="#CC0000">No prob.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well thank you for hosting.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">away I go to bed. |P

<font color="#0000ff"><i>Ghostwish is disconnected.

</i> RAM:<font color="#CC0000">Now GET OFF OF MAH SERVER! &gt;:O

<font color="#0000ff"><i>Meany is disconnected.

</i> <font color="#0000ff"><i>RAM is disconnected.

</i> <i>You have disconnected.

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