Session 129.5

Ghostwish has connected.

Ghostwish:Ruthil. :3

MR. KORD:HELLO.

Liatai:Mmkay, gimme a few more minutes, gotta whip up some dinner. :9

Clint:Okay!

Liatai:Having fun, are we? :P

Clint:Maybe. :3

Clint:READY? :3

Liatai:Scarfin' down dinner

Ghostwish:Makes you watch this: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/617187

Liatai:Not clicking =3=;

Ghostwish:But it's castlevania!!!

Ghostwish:I can't watch without laughing. XP

Liatai:I think I saw this last night. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yup. XP

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR ASS. XP

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Shall we? :3

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">We shall.

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;I don't really need to be here in person, do I? I mean, I could always meet her in person and-&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;She can teleport.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">...

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Aelian looks distinctly like a cow at the slaughterhouse.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi just smirks, and starts the incantations on the mirror.

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( :3 ))

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( CRAP XD ))

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">The mirror fogs over, and appears black for a moment before suddenly clearing with a wave of a frowning elven woman's hand. She is -- oh for Pete's sake I'm trying to keep her clear so I can find her to impersonate. =3=;

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">Anyway. Lemme start that over.

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">The mirror fogs over, and appears black for a moment before suddenly clearing with a wave of a frowning elven woman's hand. She is seated on what looks like a massive root in a dim earthen tunnel, with a cloth, an apple, a pear, and a clay cup sitting beside her. The distant flickering everburning torchlight casting shadows over her probably does not comfort Aelian any. &quot;Tathi. Is your father there?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">MOTHER OF GOD SHE LOOKS LIKE A DEMON QUEEN. O_O;

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</i>Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">MAGIC.

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">HALP

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">HALP

Magic:<font color="#660000">wat

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Mmm. I think he's up and about upstairs. Why?&quot; Tathi asks innocently. That's a.. +40 to sense motive?

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;He knows better than to scry me during lunchtime. Who is scrying for you?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi rolls her eyes. &quot;No one! I'm scrying myself, thank you very much!&quot; She says haughtily.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">For Magic: Aelian is meeting his future mother-in-law through a scrying link. :B

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">ANd she's scary as all fuck.

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;Really, now.&quot; She smiles the tiniest bit. &quot;That is tremendous. Good job, dear.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Well I also figured out Daddy's favorite spell, too!&quot; Tathi says with just a HINT of pride. Just a little.

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;Marvellous, honey; I always knew you could do it once you set your mind to it.&quot; The smile lingers a bit before flickering out with the next shadow. &quot;Now. Time is limited. Did you scry to chat, or is there something you need?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Just to chat! I suppose you've heard of the Vigilant Guardians? Probably not. You've more likely heard of the Arguing Guardians. It's the adventuring group I'm with.&quot;

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;How old are they?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Not elven.&quot; Tathi replies simply.

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hm. So asking the locals will yield nothing.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;They might have heard of us? We just helped clear Yoriver of a devil infestation! Dad was here for that.&quot;

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;I meant the dead, Tathi.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Oh for the love of- necromancers.&quot; Tathi says. Her mother can probably hear her eyes rolling.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Did we forget one of Tathi's forsaken schools is necromancy? |P

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;Though, that reminds me. Where is your dear father? Nearby?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Shall I random a location or is he gone? :3

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">DON'T TELL HER |D; *brick'd*

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">*w*

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Why? Is he in trouble? Again?&quot; Always the daddy's girl...

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes, for worrying me sick these past weeks. In the middle of a devil insurgency cut off from the world with no word, when there are drow, fiends, and corrupt magistrates about... Tsk.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Yeah, well, scry him yourself! I'm talking to you now, not him!&quot; Tathi says, huffy. &quot;Do you talk to anyone but the dead out there? What have you been doing? Are you the only elf who stayed?&quot;

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( test ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yo.

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( hewwo ))

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;No. There are a few of us that still remember our duty. Very few, unfortunately.&quot;

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;What have you been doing, aside from following your father's footsteps?&quot; That flicker of a smile returns.

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Ohshitohshitohshitohshit-

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;I started a new home for us. For one.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">THANK YOU CORELLON!&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I take it that wasn't actually said. XP

Aelian: <font color="#9900ff">(( errant &quot; mark. XP ))

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Yup. Eytherinu. A new home for us, wood elves! I've started it south of Castleton.&quot;

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;... In the heart of human territory.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;It's a fey wood!! How could I say no!?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;But you didn't know-FFFFFF-&quot; Aelian slaps a hand over his mouth.

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">Flicker. The smile's gone again. &quot;Tathi, who is that man.&quot;

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</i>* Railock throws popcorn at ghost

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;That's Aelian.&quot; And that's all she says. Ohhhh here we go. |P

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">White. As a sheet.

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do you often include your adventuring companions in your scries to family members, unintroduced?&quot; :|

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Okay not so bad maybe I can-

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;He's my lover you collosal twerp!!&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">MOTHEROFFUCK.

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;Your lover?&quot; And the scrying sensor gets a scrutinizing look... You know she can't see through it... Can she?

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod she can't, right Tathi!?

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Wizards. *shrug*

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">GODDAMN-

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;Aelian. Full name and occupation. How long have you been courting my daughter?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Yes! What? Dad didn't tell you!? What do you two do, talk about trees or something!?&quot; Oh, wow, so the cat's out of the bag. Elves even throw that jab at each other.

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</i><font color="#0000ff">Railock has connected.

</i><font color="#0000ff">Magic has connected.

</i>Railock:<font color="#000000">yeah. you know theres a tornado warning over in fort worth right ghost?

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi, I haven't spoken with your father in over a month. Full name and occupation, Aelian.&quot; &gt;:|

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">AelianCyadarithrangeroaktreeseveralmonthsma'am.&quot; o.o;;;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Oie, calm down. She's just a blow hard. Isn't that right mother dearest!?&quot;

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;Slow down and enunciate clearly, boy. Your Elven accent is downright human.&quot; :|

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Oh my god mom, you do not just call someone human! He's half human!&quot;

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;I was calling his accent human, not him. What is your bloodline?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;High elf ma'am.&quot; He says, sounding noticibly less like a chipmunk about to get fed into a wood chipper this time.


 * Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek tsks.

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;Age?&quot; She shouldn't sound like she's reciting from a form and filling it in.

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Then why does she have a form in her OW.

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Twenty six.&quot; Oh gods here comes the cradle robber jab.


 * Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek tsks again. &quot;Just a baby.&quot;

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;How did you meet and begin courting my daughter, Aelian?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">She stole me from the DM OW

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;I was, uh, petrified.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Mom for the love of the green stop inquisitioning my boyfriend you're almost as bad as Miron!!&quot; Tathi blurts.

Railock:<font color="#000000">no one. and I mean No. One. Is as bad as miron

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is Miron another one of your lovers?&quot; :|

Railock:<font color="#000000">hahahah

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">There's no response. Tathi is gagging.

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Aelian actually manages a hysterical laugh.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Mother what manner of spirit just possessed you no no no no no no no no.

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Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, how was I supposed to know? You have a human-blooded lover and didn't tell me, and with what you got up to in the academy...&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Mom!&quot; Tathi snaps. &gt;:|

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;A letter would hardly kill you, dear.&quot; :\

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Oh god I'm half terrified half excited to hear these stories. =3=

Railock:<font color="#000000">yes it would then sheyth might intercept it and use it against her

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;It would if it had a fire rune on it! I'm very much considering that right now.&quot; &gt;:|

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;Who is Miron, then? You're very conveniently avoiding that detail...&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;He's got the soul of a lolthian. Let's leave it at that.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Maybe I can- &quot;Miron Steelsprocket. A gnome of the Leaden Mace. Also a victim of the Burning but apparently he is a little.. unsettled. Tends to see worshippers of the demon spider in everyone. He is.. very caustic and argumentive.&quot;

Railock:<font color="#000000">he's more lothian than drow are

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Not really. =3=;

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;I see.&quot; There's a pause as she flips out a book and starts looking through it. &quot;I imagine your scrying is going to fade soon, so one last question. How does the week of Bahamon 20th look for you?&quot;

Railock:<font color="#000000">well, the drow WE deal with in akellon

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">WHAT

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Ugh, fine. My place or yours?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">WHAT NO

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yours, if it's ready. I'd love to see this new sanctuary and this lover of yours with my own eyes.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot; That spell that kills with a look does she know that. &quot; =3=;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;She's not going to kill you!!&quot;


 * Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek makes no comment.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Look, my mom isn't even scary. She's like, half a foot shorter than I am. She's just being a git. Par for the course.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Death can come from small things!


 * Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek writes something in her book.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">How far off is that date?

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">Today is Bahamon 6th, so that's the week at the end of the month -- the 18th-24th.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Right, just send me a scry and I'll see about teleporting back there. And don't bring any dead things, okay?'

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;OH. I nearly forgot! We might be getting a visit from Lord Angess! And your brother.&quot; Oh gods the venom in that last sentence.

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;Of couse I'll scry first --&quot; A soft sigh. =3= &quot;What did he do, Tathi?&quot;

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;He didn't make a spaghetti tree again, did he?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;You remember his little experiments? The bubbles? The farting wine? Yeah well he finally succeed with the fey drink.&quot;

Railock:<font color="#000000">is this the same one that does the wine?

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">The what wine?

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;And guess what he named it. GUESS, Mother!!&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The farting wine? -- Frobscottle! :D *brick'd*

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</i>Railock:<font color="#000000">heyo hatari

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;Bottled unicorn flatus?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Oh that would be better. Eyllisaearsithek!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;And he sent me bottles of it, mother! It looks like someone liquidated a rainbow!&quot;

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;... What.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Yes!&quot;


 * Aelian is entirely too glad the attention has been deflected off of him. Tathi's mom one scary b- OW.

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;... I may need to postpone my visit by a few days. Apparently your uncle Calreth needs his ears tweaked.&quot; &gt;:\

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Don't bother. Come. He'll be here soon enough and we can ambush him. Wait didn't he marry that wild elf? &quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">The more I learn about your family, Tathi...

Railock:<font color="#000000">run aelian. while you still can

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes.&quot; Eyeroll.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Okay, hold on, I know this walking slab of armor of a human we can bring. He should be able to handle her. For a minute or two.&quot;

Ruthil Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">The spell begins to flicker. &quot;We'll see. I have a few tricks of my own.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Now go get safe! D:

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( yay, fun mini. :3 ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Log saved. :3

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