Session 122

Glitch has connected.

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Liatai:... I will not stick a devil in the baths. I will not stick a devil in the baths. I will not... &gt;:d

Ghostwish:XP

RAM has connected.

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</i>Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Stupid fucking youtube google merge always keeping me logged in as akellonswap grumblegrumblesnarl

<font color="#0000ff">Railock has connected.

</i>VAE:<font color="#000000">was Ghost looking at porn with the communal account?

<font color="#0000ff">Dr. Hatari has connected.

</i>VAE:<font color="#000000">Ghostwish: Stupid fucking youtube google merge always keeping me logged in as akellonswap grumblegrumblesnarl

Railock whispers: actually not feelign that well. think it got too hot. gonna turn on ac and lay down for a bit see if it was just heat or I'm getting sick

Glitch:<font color="#000000">youtube doesn't have porn. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">you think

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Some questionable videos here and there, but nothing outright. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Yup. Best goddamn porn ever. PORN FOR YOUR EARS.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAONT0n5jOg

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Glitch, haven't you ever heard the saying, &quot;everything is a fetish?&quot; :P

Glitch:<font color="#000000">......

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Okay you got me there. :B

* Ghostwish has an extreme BDSM fetish with music.

You whisper to Railock: :( Okay, hope you feel better.

* VAE rofls

VAE:<font color="#000000">my poor lungs

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">1 hour?

Dr. Hatari:<b><font color="#FF0000">SMALL POTATOES.

</b><font color="#FF0000"> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EX1I2LI8Wc8&amp;list=FLSmb2NLz9nWaTVC40lOq06w&amp;feature=mh_lolz

* Ghostwish notes the same composer. :3

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Prime Chronus started one hour station. :3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hmm. Trolling detection thus far has failed. &gt;:d

VAE:<font color="#000000">You rolled a 1?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">^_^ Trolling is quite benign. Likelyhood of detection very low.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The only good trolling around these parts is the misuse of that term. :T

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Irony, in your words.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">:3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Just clowning. =w=

* Ghostwish honks nose.

RAM:<font color="#990000">The most brutal trolling of all.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d10 = 2&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187;

RAM:<font color="#990000">NOOOOTHIIIIIING!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 26&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 1&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187;

GM:<font color="#000000">So! How are folks doing today? :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">allright, so far.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Happy and giddy. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">neck pain seems to have gone away after applying heating balm, so far

RAM:<font color="#990000">Yar!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Present

RAM:<font color="#990000">Found an awesome new webcomic!

VAE:<font color="#000000">oh?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Housepets!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">drtgea

* VAE facepaw

RAM:<font color="#990000">Cat?

GM:<font color="#000000">I think it's high time we armed up with a relic of the past, a bit, before we delve into the depths of the Yoriver Mace basement and infiltrate the hidden shrine.

VAE:<font color="#000000">?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Character Questions?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">frozen.. peas..

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Holy crap when was the last time we did character questions? XD

* GM read Hatari's keysmash as &quot;DrgTea,&quot; which sounds like a truncated version of an old RPG's item. Hmm, dragon tea. :9

Glitch:<font color="#000000"> *grumble grumble wish that we didn't have ANOTHER battle to rush to since last sesssion grumble had something planned...*

GM:<font color="#000000">Quite a while ago! I've got one for you while I dig up the ol' document.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">You see everything as dragons. XP

GM:<font color="#000000">Guilty as charged. :B Anyway. What's an interest or hobby your character has outside of adventuring? It doesn't even have to be tied to the character's class or party role, it could be something small, but let's hear it. :3

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Well, mine's as obvious as the sun is bright.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Joyriding!

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;I run a sanctuary for elves without homes, primarily those lost to the Burning.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Doing your boytoy? :B

* GM pokes Shankfang. &quot;Is there something outside of biking, shooting, or Talfeera? :P&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">I like to invent new constellations, and design ameteur architecture.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;I do like how you're all packed together, nice and tight.&quot; Tathi says, and starts casting fireball....

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Trying to keep Edaric's cloudy head grounded. Does that count?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">No particular hobbies aside from practicing the steamcraft...

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Does drinking count as a hobby? Either way, I got a couple. Maintaining the archives, and indeed reading is one of them, occassional rhyme or a joke is another, and for third, I have a thing for interesting swears, and folk tales.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">...Hobbies...huh, very good question.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oddly enough, I fairly enjoy patrols, too.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Uh...

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">For a second, I thought Miron enjoyed fairy patrols.

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( DIE UNSEELE SCUM ))

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Folding paper shapes. I also enjoy climbing.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Walking through the town, seeing the city life go by, the grateful citizens acknowledging that they are safe because law is watching. . .&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Well, I like making things. Little contraptions, mostly just fiddling around really.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well.. there was almost always work to be done in the temple, and people to talk with. Occasionally I would do some fencing practice in the barracks, but we couldn't make too much of a racket because the hospital wing was just a few meters north of us.. ^^;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Back when I lived at home, I would play with B&#228;rli or Tomi and we would pester the grownups. |D

Edaric:<font color="#000000">People-watching. :3 My other main hobby's pretty obvious.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Though, some of the best times are the early mornings. There's something neat about walking through a sleeping city that's just beginning to rise up..&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sure enough, I'm usually tired and cold, and occassionally wishing it was someone else's damn shift, but still...&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Curious. If you have a grouped macro between many tokens, it will roll the first value it finds, even if one of the macros has a different one.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Especially if the night before's been a drinking one.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Haha... I get what you mean, Miron. ^^

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Hm. I prefer twilight, when the city is going to sleep.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">I like midnight.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">For hide bonuses? &gt;:O

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Uh huh. And how many times have I had to drag you out of bed, lazy bard? |P

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">There is something evil in the air at that time.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Reminds me of home.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">No, so no one sees her blush when she sees a cute one.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Oh.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lastly. . . I still recall a good bit of both alchemy and glassworking. It was an odd sort of neat seeing Max in his small glassworks.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">I also like swimming, even if not riverwalking.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">...I want to get a pool installed at home, Gnoggle.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">You cannot fight me on this.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It ... reminds one of the good things back at home.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Where the heck do you even consider home?

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">The city I have six hundred years to buy up piece by piece.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">When you stop being a landbaron and pick one place to settle down, we'll talk. :B

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">... I admit it. I have a few journals, at my home, that contain short stories. I wonder if any have survived this crisis; Whitaker likely authorized a search of my home and personal possessions as soon as he was able.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Maybe I should open a potion shop when I retire. Could run a distillery in there, too, that'd be neat.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"> Does drinking count as a hobby? =3=c

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Meh, I'm never going to. I'll probably kick the bucket in service.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;'s the way to go for a Macer. Standing up, not giving an inch.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">...Not sure what this guy's hobby would be. Upon reflection, he really -should- have one because he doesn't like his warlock magic and would be doing something in his offtime that takes his mind off of it (so practicing magic definitely isn't his hobby)

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">But damn if I can't come up with anything. &gt;:E

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;My profession leaves little time for hobbies.. especially when my profession is my lifestyle.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Default Warlock hobbies: painting while on drugs.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;'s what I sort of liked about that archivist kid up there. Sure, he had it backwards as with trousers overhead and glasses on his arse, but, he didn't give an inch.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If he was my apprentice, I'd have been damn proud.&quot;

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">There's nothing like hammering out a piece of steel to help you get over the day. I used to like patrols more, but now, the winter makes my leg ache, so I've got to go out with it mummed up or get one of the mages to put a warming spell on it. :\

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Here's an idea.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Collect different holy symbols of Kord from different regions.

VAE:<font color="#000000">. ..

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">See how they differ, and how they're made.

VAE:<font color="#000000">GYM BADGES

Liatai:<font color="#000000">*snrk*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That's not much of a timekill between-the-day hobby.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Hmm. That's interesting...but not active enough.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Yeah, what hatari said. :B

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Tae-Kwon-Leap.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Ah well.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Or as it is known in Akellon.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Can come up with something later.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">The Water school.

GM:<font color="#000000">Lessee, today is March 23rd, so... &quot;Whom does your character most love in all the world?&quot; Hmm, could be a hard question.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Not.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">... I have to pick one? ^^;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Yup. Easy.

Burmice:<font color="#000000">&quot;Myself, of course. Did you say hard question?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">You shut up

VAE:<font color="#000000">you aren't even in the game yet.

Burmice:<font color="#000000">&quot;Make me.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well, mom's still around. |D

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Do you even have to ask? I'm marrying her, after all. :P

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;A difficult question. Do I love? Perhaps not.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">A tie between Swallowtail and Tebryn.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Difficult question. There are many sorts of love.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">What Miron has said.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Link the TVTropes Four Loves page?

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">OKAY.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">That's a convenient excuse, missy. :I

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheFourLoves

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;This site requires JavaScript and Cookies to be enabled. Please change your browser settings or upgrade your browser.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Saved by the addons. \o/

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">... *surreptitiously snuggles a cat* *brick'd*

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">...that -is- another good question...unfortunately, father and mother were my only family and, uh, bad things happened there...and since then, I haven't formed any real close ties with anyone else since then (I liked Morgan, but my relationship with her was strictly professional)...well, since the criteria is love -most-, even if it doesn't have to be &quot;much&quot;, then I suppose that would be my father, who's still around.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">aaaaah I have to choose just one frfom my family? Dx

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;What scars, birthmarks, tattoos, or other identifying marks does your character have? What stories lie behind them, if any?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">WELL.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">There's the scar over my right eye.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">My left pinkey is bent awkwardly after stickin my hand too far in an engine when I was young...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">That came during a delivery.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">I have a tattoo on my hip of a swallowtail butterfly. I got it shortly after my fifteenth birthday.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">It was... a sign of pride, a rite of passage.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Animals like to chase my bike. :B

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Several lingering defensive scars from the fighting I do, though they're so few compared to the real veterans of my Order.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">...there's, of course, my entire forearm, but that's another story.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I've broken my nose several times, that's why it's all funky-shaped.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Not a one. Besides wild elves, a lot of elves tend to be skin purists. No tattoos and scars are repaired..&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, if you want it that way, fine. The Leaden Mace I love as my family, because they are one.But, out of the living, and out of the ones I keep in touch with, Sister Anise is truly a sister to me. Friendship, goes much the same, with the old Bourbon Triad being my best friends, though Tom, Flint and Richter come very close. As for unconditional love, Saint Cuthbert, for he is one with law, justice and just retribution, and gives me the might to carry them out. And as for the last... Senior Analyst Thorngage *goes slightly red*&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well, I have a couple scars now.. one under my left eye, a few gouges and dark spots on the upper body that remained after particularly nasty wounds got cured over..

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">..But all of those, I've gotten while a Guardian. ^^;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I've got a few more scars over my abs, those are from various fights.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Well, you don't get to be an adventurer without your share of scars and dings, though life's been pretty good to me so far. :3 I have a few scars on my back and shoulders from the time I got jumped by a ghoul.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Scars? A good lot of mine are burns from that fucking hellhound.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Some more combat scars on my back, some on my arms, some on my legs...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I remember when you first got healed from that battle. =3=;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And the scar across my cheek? I got it in Jones's Rock - I cut myself shaving.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I paint my horns, just because I like how it looks. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You drew yourself like one of those psycho horror clowns. *bricked*

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Three of the Monsters are clerics of Orgoolloyss.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Part of this complete breakfast.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">They go through our ranks, and remove scars or injuries periodically. We are not allowed to have a record of our failures, or we appear weak.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you live through, you aren't weak.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Mmm, and I think that's about it.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Appearance and fact may be separate, but they are still in play, even in the Orgoll city.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">It also serves to break down our resistences to the training.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">We have less and less to hold on to that is ours.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That said, there's a bit of a story to the cut. Enough said it happened on 1209's Day of the Fist.&quot;

* Grant Warner points to his left not-leg. &quot;I'm a front-liner, and it's a duty I bear proudly. Got a fair share of burn scars, a cut over my right eye a drunkard gave me with a broken bottle on a lucky shot, and all kinds'a dings and scrapes. Got a pretty wicked-looking set on my stomach from where I nearly got disemboweled by a displacer beast once.&quot;

* Roy Stanford pops out his glowing eye. &quot;... now that I think of it, this needs a wash soon.&quot;

Iymmur'ss:<font color="#000000">&quot;Does havin' a front paw that used to be of some other folk count as 'scar'?&quot;

Iymmur'ss:<font color="#000000">&quot;If so, well, there ya got it.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">One last one. &quot;Does your character have any siblings? What sort of relationship does he have with them?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">No. Only classmates.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Heeeeeeee~ No comment.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Never had any siblings.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Sisters! Four of 'em. There's Teasel -- Tiana, she's a year older. Rachel, four years younger, and then the twins, Kathy and Kirstie. They're two years younger than Rach. :D

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Got one! She's always been a pain, but, when it comes down to it, we look out for each other...

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">...I think I may have had elder siblings. I do not recall.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">If I do, they are not in Ezzebek anymore.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">If I don't, nothing of importance is lost.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I think everyone present has become acquainted with my twin by now. |3;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Nope!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Unless you count the rest of the Deffriders. They've been like family to me since my parents died.

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">Had a brother; he got killed in the line of duty about a decade back. My sister's still off somewhere in Kaduar as far as I know. Fell in love with the tropics.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Older brother, Radan, and younger sister, Milica, I think. See, we used to call her 'cabbage', after a magic accident that had cabbage leaves grow frm her head. She was messin' with one of my mother's spellbooks, she had sorcery talent like her.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;So .. I'm not entirely sure of the proper name.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Regardless, doesn't matter now, does it?&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">Outside of the brotherhood of the Leaden Mace, I do have an older brother. He serves in the Kellon army, or at least, serves there to the best of my knowledge. At the last I heard, he was stationed somewhere in the far north.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">lapcat :o

Liatai:<font color="#000000">she -never- does this

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And it's all because of the drowish filth. And now they come, the same filthy spiderfuckers that laid their filthy rotting hands on our city, and pretend to be all just and righteous, like that filth Altonor. I swear, our law isn't hard enough with scum like him. If I was in charge, they'd all hang by the roads, by a fucking hook in their filthy black ribs.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hi Cocoa!

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">As has been said, the ones who did that are kinda dead. :V

VAE:<font color="#000000">hey Cocoa

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Might be best to just move on and find reasons to hate Altonor personally.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">There ain't a shortage.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not all of them, besides, their filthy cult lives on, and it can happen again. There's a whole city out there somewhere swarming with them like a rotting corpse swarms with maggots.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;One day, I'll bring the foot on them.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Isn't half your life over and done with already?

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Might be time to stop being a soldier.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">And start being a general.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;General? Me? I have always been an inquisitor. But. .. I don't mind that much, if it's what the High Command considers best.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;After all, how would the Mace get anything done if everyone who knew how to do a job would get pushed upwards?&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Might as well just put one of those RoboCop mech walkers in command, for all the compromising that would get done then.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I can build one! :D

Teeny Rin:<b><font color="#FF0000">HALT. PRESENT HALL-PASS.

</b>GM:<font color="#000000">Righto! So, before the tinker starts building Skynet, let's get down to business!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">*snrrrk*

GM:<font color="#000000">Phoooooooone &gt;:E Anyway.

GM:<font color="#000000">Last session on Akellon -- the Leaden Mace Headquarters of Yoriver was breached! The interior was something of a sorry sight, with possessions everywhere, no sign of Charles Whitaker, and a weasel having stolen his chair. A few free souls, however, were released from imprisonment, paralyzed by osyluth venom, but alive.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'm not sure if Gamal noticed last session, or if it was in fact recorded, but Tom did cast an AoE heal in the jail for.. 19, I think.

GM:<font color="#000000">Another member of the Leaden Mace was rescued from being entombed in the basement wall -- unfortunately, her friend wasn't so lucky. Breaking through the newly-walled-in cells, the party, along with three Yoriver Mace operatives, burst into the hallway that Lieutenant Stanford recognized as connecting to the Hextorian shrine beneath the building.

GM:<font color="#000000">We join our heroes as they filter into the hallway and prepare to breach the shrine's door...

GM:<font color="#000000">Take it away, gentlemen!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Waitletmemoveintoplace.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt hurries forward, adjusts his still-active belt, and sets his eyes ahead.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;I expect a lot of resistance here. This shrine is likely a stronghold for them.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Let dem resist! Ve shall defeat dem!&quot; &gt;:D

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt spares a glance at the ladder &quot; Where does that go, again?&quot;

* Swallowtail ducks behind the ladder leading up to the ceiling.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">... &gt;:|

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oh nevermind. :O

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Roy Stanford: &quot;That ladder leads up to the barracks, if I'm correct.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus brandishes wand then! &#171; &#160;2d8+3 = 9 + 3 = 12&#160;  &#187;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Up to the barracks, I think he said.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus brandishes wand then! &#171; &#160;2d8+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160;  &#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">There. =3=

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sim! Get your ass in here if you're coming!&quot;

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9900FF">This guy is so stealthy even I forget about him. XP

GM:<font color="#000000">Hm... guess Rail's still feeling under the weather. Who feels up to botting a dervish?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">... Liatai would you please heal Gamal. |D;

VAE:<font color="#000000">He's sick?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah, he said he was feeling poorly and went to go lay down a while. Guess he hasn't come back. ^^;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I nominate Ghost because macros.

* Glitch crosses hands, &quot;Challenge Not Accepted!&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Holy -schnikes- macros is right. O_o

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Missed that.

Ghostwish: <font color="#9900ff">(( MUZAK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TucKUi0jmHk ))

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Railock is the resident programmer aside from Danman. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Someone doesn't like flavor descriptions.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'm the resident kludgerammer.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Well, I know -how- to use his macros.

RAM:<font color="#990000">They're actually fairly simple.

GM:<font color="#000000">Volunteering, then, Ram?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Mmm, sure.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Just don't blame me if I get him killed. :B

GM:<font color="#000000">Ownership granted!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Rail is the wizard of coding, I'm the warlock or somesuch. Mostly tidbits of arcane knowledge and unholy kludging.

VAE:<font color="#000000">That's not to say I don't get things to work, but they usually require ritual sacrifices x3

RAM:<font color="#990000">Lemme give this a test real quick...

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">I'm assuming -- oh frack I forgot to mark some notes on Grant's sheet, test away.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#990000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 15 = 15&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+21+AMod = 15 + 21 + 2 = 38&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+9+DMod = Dam = (7 + 9 + 2) = 18&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;) Crit Threat! (Confirmation Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+21+AMod = 3 + 21 + 2 = 26&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;) (Crit Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam +1d6+9+DMod = 18 + 1 + 9 + 2 = 30&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;)

RAM:<font color="#990000">Yep, simple.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hm, if RAM has to test things

VAE:<font color="#000000">Is it a Research Grant?

* VAE brick'd

* Thomas Lazarus nods. &quot;Let's see..&quot; Tom takes his necklace symbol in hand and intones a prayer.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">There we are. Now, I'm assuming Hatari's still taking Swallowtail, but if anyone wants to try their hand at a Mace lieutenant or senior inquisitor, they're up for grabs. The DM can take them pretty easily if they're not -- Roy's character sheet is a mess, but he's pretty straightforward, and Grant's just a fighter.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;I could try to learn a thing or two about the room before we enter, if you like?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron's fell drained Light of Lunia is still up, huh? They last fr something like 10 minutes/ level

VAE:<font color="#000000">so roughly two hours, was cast before osyluth fight

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We do.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Forewarned is forearmed. I say go for it, if you can make it quick, miss Tathi.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Rushing only makes you rude kids, as they say.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Quick, no, it takes ten minutes to cast.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The group's defenses are bolstered with a soft golden glow of holy magic. Mass Aid is cast again for &#171; &#160;1d8+11 = 2 + 11 = 13&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; temporary HP. Thomas also casts a Circle of Protection from Evil on himself. Folks standing within 10 feet of him get +2 AC, saving throws, and immunity to a few spell effects versus evil.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lieutenant Stanford?&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;....Then I have to say I'm disinclined, if we're hot on the heels of a retreat.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;I can, however, do a quick spell that will allow me to read minds. Should give me a brief idea of how many are in there.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I suspect this chamber will be warded against such a simple scrying.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ten minutes is too long. Thank you for the offer, however.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Suppose it's up to the operational commander...ah, indeed, very well.&quot; Vonain raises one hand, with his greatsword at the ready in the other.

* Edaric starts. &quot;-- Hey, that's a thought, Tathi. Think it works through walls?&quot; :.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Ah, speaking of, any particularly strong magic auras within 60 feet of the door?

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;It does, believe me.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;She uses it to check if her sugar boy doesn't have another.&quot;

You whisper to Glitch: Yes, actually, a pretty strong one from about 35 feet north.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Actually, it's how I found out about your crush.&quot;

Tathi whispers: &#171;&#160;1d20+2 = 9 + 2 = 11&#160;&#187; bluff. XP

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . .&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Can we not talk about personal issues right now?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Fuck. What *else* has she found

</i>Edaric:<font color="#000000">Elven, to Aelian: &quot;( Miron has a crush? )&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Focus, people.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Aelian leans his head over to Edaric. &quot;( Apparently. Tathi played on a hunch, and struck pay dirt, it seems. Now she's been using it to heckle him every time he acts up. )&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain then leans towards Roy. &quot; Very powerful magic concentration about thirty feet from the door. Don't know the type.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">As long as we're taking obscene liberties, I made the saving throw.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">:3

Miron:<font color="#000000">I need... One of those rings Lyle had. I need to ask him. Vecna's dick in gruumsh's eye

</i>Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi, is your spell done yet? Time is at a premium if we turn out to be chasing someone.&quot;

* Roy Stanford looks aside to Thomas. &quot;What does your slayer's sight show, inquisitor?&quot; He nods to Vonain, with his glowing eye still trained toward the door. Kind of creepy, really.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He was distracted by spellcasting. With a start and a nod, he gives the doorway a glowing stare.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Well, no one said they wanted me to find out.&quot; Tathi says irratibly, and starts casting.

Railock whispers: I feel much better now. nausea is gone.

You whisper to Dr. Hatari: Fourteen strong auras, and one overwhelming, are just beyond the door.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">Ghost, draw your cone, please? :3

* Thomas Lazarus sweatdrops.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Okay there are a ton of them.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; This might be an ambush.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">I am here now. feeling better

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">1st round. Tathi doesn't detect Miron. *BRICK'D*

You whisper to Ghostwish: Within your cone, you detect 26 thinking minds.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Fifteen at least..&quot; Tathi mutters.. 2nd round.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Hearing this, bitch? Go fuck yourself, you and your fancy spells.

</i>Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Fourteen kind-of strong auras.. they're probably mortals, or imps or lemure or something weak.. ... ..but probably soldiers. And one very powerful aura. Definitely a fiend or possessee.&quot;

You whisper to Ghostwish: ... Give me a bit. :B

Tathi whispers: NU. &gt;:B

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain moves closer to the door at the statement of many numbers, and holds his hand out to the side, at the edge of the doorframe, waiting for it to open.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot; I believe that's about all the most useful intelligence we will get in a timely manner...ready to go, operational commander? &quot; Vonain asks Roy.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">...Why did I lose owndership of Gamal?

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot; Hold your impatient horses!!!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl moves.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Giant Killing Stance go. :V

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( I need to sit down and plan out how that stance looks. ))

You whisper to Ghostwish: Fourteen minds with an Int of 6, one mind with an Int of 4, one 10, three 14s, two 15s, one 9, two 16s, one 13, and one 20.

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( I imagine crouching being involved, but iunno. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ram - because Railock came back. ^^;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Lia, I need ownership of Gamal again. It reverted.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Oh, he did?

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot; They've got a brainiac in there.. there's a few average and bright minds, but the most are barely above animals.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">3rd round, HERE COMES THE FUN.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Hearing this, bitch? Go fuck yourself, you and your fancy spells.

</i>Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron is repeating the phrase in his mind, over and over.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's probably acceptable for it to be subtle, or even purely ki/tension based. It's the Sublime Way, not necessarily even martial arts. Course that just means you can pick anything. :v

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">You have to make a willsave first unless you voluntaringly fail. :P

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Which Aelian does.

Miron:<font color="#000000">He does, too.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 19 + 7 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 17 + 15 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 12 + 4 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Ffffff =w=;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi's face scews up a little. &quot; Really Aelian? That dress? Yeesh.

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Aelian turns a little red, and grins lopsidedly.

* You roll to yourself: 1d20+9 =&gt; 18 + 9 = 27Liatai:<font color="#000000">What's the DC, Tathi?

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">yes I'm back. nausea is gone. stupid heater had gotten turned on to over 80. I do'nt react well with heat

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Grant probably still made it.

VAE:<font color="#000000">doubt so

VAE:<font color="#000000">she's got Int 20

VAE:<font color="#000000">so that's 15 DC off the bat

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Exactly..

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's a level 1 spell.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">He did. It's 16.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Level 2, actually.

VAE:<font color="#000000">makes 16.. oh, so no pluses

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Detect Thoughts is Sor/Wiz 2.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Oh, shit, it is.

VAE:<font color="#000000">then he didn't

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh, so it is. .-.

VAE:<font color="#000000">see

Tokens dropped onto map 'Yoriver - Mace Basement'Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">17! ALL YOUR THOUGHTS.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm used to it being level 1 as a psionic ability. My bad.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 17 + 5 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 8 + 5 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 15 + 5 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 19 + 5 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 3 + 5 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 1 + 5 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">..Wait it's level 2 there too. &gt;:d

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 14 + 5 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 5 + 5 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 11 + 5 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 19 + 5 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 18 + 5 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 14 + 5 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 19 + 5 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 8 + 5 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain unconciously throws up as powerful a mental block as he can muster; will: &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 18 + 9 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; (I was going to say he doesn't block it, but realized that would be very ooc for him considering what he's gone through.)

Dragula the Deffbike:<font color="#990000">Miiiirrrrooooooon...

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+11+mod = 10 + 11 + 2 = 23&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Will save!

Dragula the Deffbike:<font color="#990000">Miiiiiiiirooooooooooooon!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Always with the damn will saves.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Fucking bike. You aren't even here.

</i>Dragula the Deffbike:<font color="#990000">I am always here, Miron.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Go away. You make no sense.

</i>Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Tathi hears Miron being crazy.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot; .. oh my god. Miron actually IS mentally deranged. I just heard proof. &quot;

Dragula the Deffbike:<b><font color="#990000">Alwaya

</b></i>Dragula the Deffbike:<b><font color="#990000">Always

</b></i>Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Perfect timing, Teeny Rin. XD

Miron:<font color="#000000">Go away. Leave. I command you!

</i>Dragula the Deffbike:<font color="#990000">You hold no authority over me, Miron.

</i>Miron:<font color="#000000">Or I'll exorcise your tin-can arse when I get my hands on you,you piece of mazian trash

</i>Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; If they're that dumb.. perhaps a Banishment is in order. They're no doubt fodder. I may be able to clear the room in one go.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hate to be a funkiller, but may we please return to IC and seriousness? ^^;

Dragula the Deffbike:<font color="#990000">That will solve nothing, Miron. There's nothing to exorcise.

</i>Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot; I'd recommend it. Seems like the majority of them are dummies. &quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">In the name of Saint Cuthbert, depart from my head you piece of cogshit.

</i>Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( hey genius. It IS IC. There's mind reading going on. ))

Dragula the Deffbike:<font color="#990000">What a great fucking day for a excorcism. Blow it out your ass!

</i>VAE:<font color="#000000">Sadly, yes. RAM chose an extremely opportune moment.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I'm talking about the whole bike thing.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Which is hillarious

VAE:<font color="#000000">But ... that is IC.

Dragula the Deffbike:<font color="#990000">It is IC. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">It's a funny running gag, but a bit inappropriate here. :B

Dragula the Deffbike:<font color="#990000">Miron is crazy.

VAE:<font color="#000000">The bike has been molesting Miron's mind.

Dragula the Deffbike:<font color="#990000">And it's totally appropriate.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ever since the ship.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">*sigh*

Dragula the Deffbike:<font color="#990000">Dealwithit.jpg

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot; .. Miron seriously thinks the bike is talking to him. My gods I'm actually afraid of him now. He's actually a lunatic.&quot;

Dragula the Deffbike:<i><b><font color="#990000">HI TATHI!

</b></i>Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">But because the bike is not within range of Tathi, She can't hear it. XP

You whisper to Ghostwish: Some of those Int-6 minds are throwing you a lot of thoughts of torture, death, and blood, holding the bulwark, protect the altar. You're getting a lot of impatience off Grant, and a lot of anger welling up. ''Focus. Goddamn adventurers are damn unprofessional. Let's end this already. They deserve all we can give 'em, NOW, before Charlie gets out of range.''

Dragula the Deffbike:<font color="#990000">Damn.

Miron:<i><font color="#000000">That's it. Saint Cuthbert, you whose radiant gaze banishes...

</i><font color="#000000"> &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 17 + 5 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Listen (tathi's whispers)

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">So Miron REALLY looks crazy in her eye. XP

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Excuse me but what are we waiting on :|

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain glances over his shoulder at the deer-in-headlights-Tathi. &quot;Are we waiting for something in particular?

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Focus.&quot;

Dragula the Deffbike:<font color="#990000">...It's officially canon.

Dragula the Deffbike:<font color="#990000">Dragula the Deffbike has a Machine Spirit. :B

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot; Thought so. The altar is in there, and it has a lot of dim-witted guards. I can't get a read on the bigger ones. Thomas, that banishment would be a lovely opening move.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot; I'm done. Let's do this.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Right.. Shankfang, can I take your spot?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000"> &quot;Trade hyu.&quot; :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; That's fine..&quot; Reposition.

* Roy Stanford and Grant take on similar stances, side by side, facing the door. &quot;On three.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000"> &quot;Hy kan use de cover to great effect, hennyvay.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Energy begins to collect in Vonain's palm.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom draws out his holy sword, clutches the symbol chained around his left wrist, and glares ahead. &quot;...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor snaps out of the mindchatter. &quot;I'm not talking to - I mean, ready, Lieutenant&quot;

* Edaric unslings his lute. &quot;We made plenty of noise getting here... Shouldn't matter if more's added, right?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Improved cover go! All cover bonuses are doubled!

* Thomas Lazarus faintly smirks. &quot;Considering we busted through a few walls? Go for it, friend.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus sobers and levels a hand outward. Magic begins to flare to life as he readies a spell!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+20 = 5 + 20 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Perform check... add Inspire Courage to that list! +3 morale bonus on attack rolls, weapon damage rolls, and saves versus fear!

* Gamal-Junayd draws his weapons

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;If the commander we are after is in there..just shout out who he is...and I'll do my best to see he drops first, safe for interrogation.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">oops, someone already made a bubble, sowwz

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 17 + 5 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+4 = 19 + 4 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; --

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">BAM! The door resists, but gives way -- to reveal a HUGE open maw, brimming with flames. Initiative!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Is it time for fightink now? &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 17 + 5 = 22&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Initiative!

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((dexterity-10)/2) = 8 + floor((17 - 10) / 2) = 11&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; initiative!

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 13 + 5 = 18&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; initiative!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 20 + 1 = 21&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 14 + 3 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 16 + 9 = 25&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Finally a good initiative roll!

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 14 + 2 = 16&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Dex check!

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 19 + 5 = 24&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; Initiative!

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 17 + 4 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 13 + 4 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 15 + 2 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 17 + 1 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Huge Hellhound 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 5 + 6 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(Initiative Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 7 + 9 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">DM, are we sticking by the provision of 'no readied actions versus obviously aware opponents'? Tom certainly was readying to cast Banishment ASAP.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Luckily he also got nat 20 init.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">enemies have gotten readied actions

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That .. .doesn't look like Whitaker, unless the picture in our files was done by someone with worse sight than Igor.&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 4 + 0 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

* Huge Hellhound 1 apparently took quite a few splinters of door to the face and needs to take time to clear them. Yep, that was the plan.

Barbazu 6:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 16 + 6 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 14 + 6 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 13 + 6 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 17 + 6 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 10 + 6 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 8 + 6 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 18 + 6 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Barbazu 6:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 4 + 6 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 7 + 6 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 19 + 6 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 4 + 6 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 16 + 6 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 15 + 6 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 10 + 6 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Glitch?

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Did Gnoggle have his no teleport do-dad active or not? :V

Swallowtail has received initiative.Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ack wait.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Gotta sort. ^^;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">huh?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Yes, no-teleport is in effect.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I made a note as such when the session started.

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9900FF">Dex of 13.

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Definitely the higher dex here. XP

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Dex of 17.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">Vonain, we tied, and have the same Dex.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 15 + 3 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; order roll!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Huh? 18 dex? Uh, okay. :B

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 17 + 4 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;?

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">18? Your token says 16, or so the DM thought...

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">Yes, your token says 16.

Swallowtail has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Okay, NOW we're good to go!

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Well, the player can't seem to find anything on the particulars that he's looking for. So, for now, he shall assume since the infamous opening round/flat footed rule is in effect, Swallowtail reacts faster than anyone and the Huge Hellhound isn't 'in melee' yet. Swallowtail sends bolts flying through the doorway and aimed for eyes before its any more than cracked open! &#171; &#160;1d20+11+3 = 17 + 11 + 3 = 31&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+3+4d6 = 3 + 3 + 18 = 24&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6+3 = 14 + 6 + 3 = 23&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+3+4d6 = 3 + 3 + 22 = 28&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Oh!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">it's 18 because dexgauntlet.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">But normal dex is 16

Huge Hellhound 1:<font color="#000000">The first bolt strikes, piercing its muzzle! The second one bounces off.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">All done.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">Note so on your token in the future. The DM checks those first, not character sheets.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Done, sorry.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I thought we had decided that was dumb? :.

Barbazu 10:<font color="#000000">This slimy devil sets its pike...

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...what was dumb?

RAM:<font color="#990000">You're flatfooted in the first round until you act.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You might have.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Its a rule I've been used to for years.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh! I don't know if Lia ever officially houseruled it.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'll let the DM tell me otherwise.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(if she does, I'll add it to wiki)

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's silly?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Because apparently it's impossible to actually be ready for combat before combat starts.

VAE:<font color="#000000">weren't we arguing about it last session?

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Gentlemen.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">This looks like IRC stuff.

Barbazu 10:<font color="#000000">This one performs a strange series of actions, whipping its beard around, snarling, and beginning to bubble foaming greenish-black ichor from its mouth...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Its a metagame mechanic. Just suck it up.

VAE:<font color="#000000">If you wanted to be consistent you'd have to say that you're flatfooted whenever you aren't engaging an enemy

Sheythsanthi has received initiative.RAM:<font color="#990000">It's dumb. &gt;:|

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Meany; yes, but it's rather important that Lia makes a call now, because it will affect quite a lot. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">It is.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Let's just move on.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">.......so, which is it, Lia? Is everyone flatfooted until they act or not?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">That kinda matters. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Clearly.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ignore whiners.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Clear as mud

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It exists for reasons.

GM:<font color="#000000">Sheythsanthi!

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">...Hey, Lia?

RAM:<font color="#990000">I guess dumb rule is in play, then.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Large weapons are -4 to use, right?

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;With a fine song already underway, I'll just provide what assistance I can.&quot; He says, drawing his bow..

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Generally, yes.

* VAE annoyed by it on principle. Being dumb, that is.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Because I just found a nice use for that spear. :3

Meany: <font color="#ff">(( Let me see if I can't find its info...shortspear, longspear, or normal? ))

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9900FF">Two arrows fly through the air to hit the huge hellhound! &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 7 + 11 = 18&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; Longbow attack for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 4 + 4 = 8&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; damage and &#171;  &#160;1d20+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; longbow attack for &#171;  &#160;1d8+1 = 1 + 1 = 2&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; damage!

Huge Hellhound 1:<font color="#000000">The arrows clatter off its rock-hard hide.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">..That doesn't seem right. His attack routine is +11/+3?

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">why..is shankfang in row one when a melee person isn't?

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9900FF">Oh, I missed one entry. Sorry.

Barbazu 4:<font color="#000000">This one also begins to foam at the mouth, stamping its glaive against the ground.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We traded so I could have better line of sight for a Banishment.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Rail; because he didn't expect the enemies to be immediately behidn the door and he was going to shoot around the corner with an Improved Cover bonus

Barbazu 2:<font color="#000000">The back row is filling with a war-chant...

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">he shouldn't be in front at all unless theres not enough melee.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well it was his idea you were afk. :T

Glitch:<font color="#000000">it was an on-the-fly swap.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Because I double all cover bonuses I receive.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Okay, so large weapons are one upgrade damage.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">For shortspear, that's 1d8, for long or normal, 1d10.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Muy bueno.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...but yeah, he's going to be firing a ranged weapon in a melee threatened square, so unless Gunman has a class feature that avoids it, he's going to pull an AoO. &gt;.&gt; So yeaaaaah there's that.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">it's still somethign stupid shank. you aren't melee. do'nt go up front. you can get in covor AFTER we've cleared the door entance

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(he still gets his improved cover regardless, though.)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Just a normal spear.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Excellent.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Improved cover, so suck it.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I almost typed sphere, WTF self.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Means it can be thrown.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahah

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">And also has no reach.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Phear mah sphear

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">First things first, Haste!

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">...no shank. you wont get that cover really. it's right there. it btes around the door

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">you need to get out of htere

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You just want to be where I am.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Rail; actually no, standing adjacent to a corner or wall -does- grant cover. :B

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">cause I'm useless if I'm not, and you can still fire if you back up? YES

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Now stop distracting me. &gt;:|

Glitch:<font color="#000000">The only way it wouldn't grant him cover is if any of the enemies occupied a square on -our- side.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">^

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Improved cover, so suck it.

VAE:<font color="#000000">. ..

VAE:<font color="#000000">Altar with a six-spoked wheel

GM:<font color="#000000">Shankfang, are you going to shoot, or just keep inviting people to suck it?

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">um. the hell hound is large. he can count as not adjacent to corner. and easily reach around

VAE:<font color="#000000">Chaos Undivided.

VAE:<font color="#000000">We are cleansing heresy, aren't we.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">There will probably be room within 1 action now take it to whispers you're pulling people out of immersion.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">or reach weapons. you have no cover from any of them

VAE:<font color="#000000">eight

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang reaches around the corner, shoves Rose in the hellhound's face, and fires! &#171; &#160;1d20+19-4+1+1+3 = 1 + 19 - 4 + 1 + 1 + 3 = 21&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6+2+3 = 14 + 2 + 3 = 19&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Force damage!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Ooor I can roll a one. &gt;:|

Huge Hellhound 1:<font color="#000000">.... HOW DID YOU MISS? :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I didn't miss, I jammed. &gt;:|

Huge Hellhound 1:<font color="#000000">Well, that works.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&quot;YOU MISSED, HOW COULD YOU MISS HE WAS THREE FEET IN FRONT OF YOU.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">but yeah, gunjam... aaaand AoO. &gt;.&gt;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;OH KOME ON! VY DOES DID ALVWAY HEPPEN?!&quot; &gt;:O

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">or the hell hound swatted his hand away

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(unless Gunman has special feature, don't recall)

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">No, it was a one. It jammed.

Huge Hellhound 1:<font color="#000000">Shankfang thrusts his gun into the enemy's face -- and hears the one thing that would make any seasoned gunman want to back up quickly.

Huge Hellhound 1:<font color="#000000">*click*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Technically it still counts as an attempted attack and takes up your action. Buteh.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">My turn is pre-typed now.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Yaay me.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Naw, he gets an AoO.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Though my AC is currently, like, 30+ thanks to cover.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">no. it's not

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Yes it is.

Huge Hellhound 1:<font color="#000000">The hellhound takes exception to this clicking thing -- BITE &#171; &#160;1d20+20 = 2 + 20 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;2d6+12 = 7 + 12 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; plus &#171;  &#160;1d8 = 1&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fire!

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">that thing is much larger tha and a small corner like that hsould mean nothing

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Rail.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">That's not how it works rail.

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Almost forgot mah circle.

RAM:<font color="#990000">SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!

RAM:<font color="#990000">Seriously, now you're just starting to piss me off.

GM:<font color="#000000">Gentlemen?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">As long as you can draw any line from any corner of one occupied square to any corner of another and have it go -through- and obstacle, cover is gained.

GM:<font color="#000000">If you would please take this to IRC? It's Hatari's turn.

GM:<font color="#000000">Thank you.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">that's. stupid as shit cause if it walked halfway in it would get cover

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Are you fourteen years old

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Shush

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Both of you

Ghostwish whispers: If kicking needs to start, lemme know. :\

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom holds his blade out horizontally, raises his voice, and shouts a prayer of admonition. The Hellhound and, hmmm, the Barbazu's around it going clockwise, starting at #6. Assuming any HD resist. This spell can banish up to 22 of them back to Hell. Demon slayer's improved SR check: &#171; &#160;1d20+3+1+11 = 6 + 3 + 1 + 11 = 21&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; DC 27 will save.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">And like I said the last time. Rolling for individuals. :E

Huge Hellhound 1:<font color="#000000">The hellhound has no SR, so you're good there. &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 6 + 9 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">ooh!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">ZOT!

Huge Hellhound 1:<font color="#000000">The creature begins to smoke and dissolve, howling to the ceiling -- It burns away to ash under Pelor's radiance!

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;BY THE POWER OF THE IMMORTAL GOD EMPEROR...&quot;

Barbazu 6:<font color="#000000">Bypassed this one's SR with that roll... &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 19 + 5 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Will save!

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;HA! Eat it, you fiendish inbred scoundrel of a mutt!&quot;

<i><font color="#0000ff">Railock is disconnected.

</i>Barbazu 6:<font color="#000000">POOF

Barbazu 1:<font color="#000000">SR roll? :3

<i><font color="#0000ff">Railock has connected.

</i>Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Right! &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 2 + 15 = 17&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Barbazu 1:<font color="#000000">You're good! &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 17 + 5 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Darn. :c

Barbazu 1:<font color="#000000">No chance! Another one bites the dust! SR?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;:o

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(wow, beats SR on a roll of 2? :o )

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Unfortunately, if the labels are anything to go by, that's the best the spell can do for now.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If it was this simple every fucking time. . &quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ah, it goes by HD?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Indeed, 22 HD worth of devils.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I thought you meant 22 individuals. ^^; Derp!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now we just wait and take them on as they stream in through the door.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Rounding down.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Yeah, that's how these kinds of abilities usually go, cumulative # of HD.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

VAE:<font color="#000000">2x caster HD is kinda common

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... I'll let that second barbazu slide, then. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&quot;Can affect up to this much&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">That was my derp. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I didn't notice. :.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Anyways! Yes, done.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah, the hellhound plus two barbazu would be 24 HD.

Barbazu 13:<font color="#000000">This one slides into the gap, and -- two well-armored choices. O.o

Barbazu 13:<font color="#000000">... WELL. You look important, black-coat. &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 5 + 10 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 7 + 5 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 6 + 3 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;!

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">Whoosh and whoosh!

* Grant Warner cracks his knuckles and steps in.

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 16 + 15 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 8 + 5 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+10 = 11 + 10 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 1 + 5 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Two flashes of a steel foot for your ugly face! &gt;:|

Barbazu 13:<font color="#000000">OW!

Barbazu 3:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 3 + 10 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 9 + 5 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 10 + 3 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; glaive jab for Grant!

Aelian has received initiative.Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Right, let's chop that one down a peg, shall we..&quot; Aelian says softly as he lines up a shot.

* Grant Warner dodges out of the way of the blows easily enough. &quot; Tsk. Silversheen. Knew I forgot something. &quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Aelian quickly fires off a trio of arrows at Barbazu 13 in the span of a heartbeat, and at point blank range to boot! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-2+1+3 = 9 + 15 - 2 + 1 + 3 = 26&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4+3 = 3 + 4 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187;, &#171;  &#160;1d20+15-2+1+3 = 3 + 15 - 2 + 1 + 3 = 20&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4+3 = 7 + 4 + 3 = 14&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+10-2+1+3 = 3 + 10 - 2 + 1 + 3 = 15&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4+3 = 5 + 4 + 3 = 12&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; damage!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot; Should've asked the other Radiant Trinity squads who arrived before we left, they brought lots of silversheen...&quot;

Tavia:<font color="#9900FF">And Tavia is on guard! Done!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You and your triples. We're fine as is without them.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Don't get territorial.&quot; =3=

Barbazu 13:<font color="#000000">Two of the arrows hit, and black blood shows through on the creature's cloak.

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Vonain! My soakifyer can spray over a wide area, but I need to be where you are!&quot; (delay till after Vonain)

Vonain (Goldeneye) has received initiative.Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Got it, gnome.&quot; Meanwhile, the collected energy grows exceptionally bright in Vonain's hand, before he sticks it around the corner--fortunately, not provoking AoO since the only one in range has a whole wall in between--oh shit, reach, that's right. 13 could make an AoO.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">(I do get cover, though.)

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Wait, unless you did something to Barbazu weapons that made them fight normally...I can't remember. :B

Barbazu 13:<font color="#000000">You're 15 feet away, I can't do shit. =3=

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">bottom line, does #13 have--oh. Okay.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">If you say so. :U

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Question.

Barbazu 8:<font color="#000000">You should see a doctor about that, man. *BRICK'D*

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">With Vonain's hand sticking around the corner of the door, it suddenly erupts in a massive blast of eldritch energy!

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Can I five-foot step, and use a move action to draw? :V

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(Yes.)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Not sure. -- Oh?

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Muy bueno.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Everyone in that cone takes &#171; &#160;5d6 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage!

Barbazu 9:<font color="#000000">Any save, or SR?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yeah.

Barbazu 9:<font color="#000000">Yeah to which?

Barbazu 9:<font color="#000000">Drawing and moving, SR, or save? ^^;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sorry, Meany question. Yes you may draw a weapon after taking a 5ft step.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Oh yeah, a save because cone

Barbazu 9:<font color="#000000">What kind, and what's the DC?

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Reflex save DC 20 for half damage

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">and...yes, SR does apply, as well.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Guess I better do that first.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">One for all, or one for each?

Barbazu 9:<font color="#000000">One for each, please. You've got... *counts*

Barbazu 9:<font color="#000000">... 11 checks to roll. ^^;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Got it. One moment.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10+4 = 7 + 10 + 4 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+10+4 = 14 + 10 + 4 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+10+4 = 13 + 10 + 4 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+10+4 = 4 + 10 + 4 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+10+4 = 10 + 10 + 4 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+10+4 = 5 + 10 + 4 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+10+4 = 5 + 10 + 4 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+10+4 = 11 + 10 + 4 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+10+4 = 7 + 10 + 4 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+10+4 = 19 + 10 + 4 = 33&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+10+4 = 15 + 10 + 4 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Barbazu 9:<font color="#000000">Whew! All successes. No finangling there. |D;

Ghostwish: <font color="#9900ff">(( MUZAK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQBFF54eU_k ))

Barbazu 9:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 17 + 7 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+7 = 14 + 7 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+7 = 19 + 7 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Thank you, Spell Penetration and Greater SP. |D

Barbazu 9:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 17 + 7 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+7 = 2 + 7 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+7 = 10 + 7 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Barbazu 9:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 6 + 7 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+7 = 12 + 7 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+7 = 10 + 7 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Barbazu 9:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 1 + 7 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+7 = 18 + 7 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Barbazu 13:<font color="#000000">The light EXPLODES through the room, leaving behind VERY charred devils.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good aim, Radiant.&quot;

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">wait

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">not done yet, that was my standard action.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Now I move. :B

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Of course you move there.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Damnit.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well, it's your character, so move as you will. :B Can you erase your template, too?

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Shuffle to the right--and that -definitely- provokes AoO from #9

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;He needed you to backup. Bad enough we have someone with a gun up front...

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain moves forward, with his greatsword at the ready.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">'The front' has moved well past Shankfang now, quit being bitter.

Barbazu 9:<font color="#000000">POKE. &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 10 + 10 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 4 + 3 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">woah I did that IC.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">which I am perfectly valid for doing

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt, meanwhile, skitters forward under the weight of his load as he grabs the gun-apparatus of the Soakifyer.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Just as Vonain did, Gnogglebolt points the nozzle of the gun around the corner!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Not de best time, Gamal.&quot; &gt;:|

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">All evil outsiders and undead in that smaller template take &#171; &#160;2d4 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage each, no save, no SR.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang is busy unjamming his gun.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;What is --&quot; SPLSSSSSSSSSH

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Sure it is. if thomas's magic hadn't sent that hell hound back to where it came from, you'd be in deep shit right now. stay in the back where our swords can protect you.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh right, you haven't seen this yet, mister Stanford...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;He vouldn't hef been able to touch me from around de korner, now shut up.&quot; &gt;:|

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt says jovially as the entire area becomes very damp...as the devil screams presumably start. :&gt;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Sure he could have. it's just reach aorund with that huge muzzle of his. And why chance it. you should stay in back. OUT of reach.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;.... Is that liquid safe?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;He tried. He failed. Hyu argument is invalid.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Just holy water, sir.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;We can't protect you from enemies if you stand in front of us, blocking our access.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt then glances at a needle-gauge on the side. &quot; Only two shots left... Oh yeah, yeah, it's just holy water!&quot;

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Note to self.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Feh, like hyu kan't chust dancerolltumble by hennyvay.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Normal water to us, but the bane of these hellspawn!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot; wouldn't be so sure of that,&quot;

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Get a dex-boosting ioun stone.

* Roy Stanford advances, then, without another thought. &#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 18 + 17 = 35&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+6 = 10 + 6 = 16&#160;  &#187; The devil accosting Grant gets a fist!

Barbazu 13:<font color="#000000">PUNCHED back to hell! How embarrasing...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">x3

Miron:<i><font color="#000000">Just holy water. Sure. Burned a hole in my robe the last time you splashed me.&quot;

</i>Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 3 + 12 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+6 = 6 + 6 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+7 = 11 + 7 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+6 = 9 + 6 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Two more strikes for number 3!

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;It's exausting. I can't do that all day. You try pulling off that much effort every couple of minutes. And I shouldn't have to. &quot;

Dragula the Deffbike:<i><font color="#990000">That's because you're slightly evil.

</i>Barbazu 3:<font color="#000000">This one protects itself a bit better.

Edaric has received initiative.* Edaric keeps up the music!

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi peers through the battlefield, and nods to herself. &quot;Leave that space open, please!&quot; She says, pointing at 34, 6.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Misters Shankfang and Gamal, I would put forth that now is a very bad time to critisize each other's choices of battle placement.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Oh chust quit hyu bitchink already.&quot; &gt;:|

Edaric has received initiative.Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;You can shout at each other all you want as soon as the last hellion is dead.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Erasing devils as they fall, never mind. Gamal, you're still up. ^^;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">okay was about to ask

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Just as a reminder, holy water doesn't hurt evil people. :B

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;In fact, by all means, take what time you need to work out your differences later, it's just that now is not that time.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;I'm going to give that group to the right of Gamal a chilling surprise. Might want to keep yourself out of that area.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">It was something he did that actually did do, like 1 point of damage to Miron

VAE:<font color="#000000">one of his things blowing up

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(nah, it wasn't even that much.)

VAE:<font color="#000000">That said.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Actually, enough room has opened up now, that I can draw as part of a move action.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Nice.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(but you can say it burned a hole in your robe if you want, that's fine)

VAE:<font color="#000000">I think I did back then. Something of that sort, some minor effect it had

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Battle is a perfect time to discuss it. If someone falls, we won't get a chance to after.&quot; He moves in. tumbles in. half speed, so dc 15, 17. 19, 21, 23. full combat expertise for +5 AC. and strike at number 12. merciful. dodge will be on...5. (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 18 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+18+AMod = 18 + 18 + -2 = 34&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+6+DMod = Dam = (6 + 6 + 3) = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) Crit Threat! (Confirmation Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+18+AMod = 18 + 18 + -2 = 34&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Crit Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam +1d6+6+DMod = 15 + 1 + 6 + 3 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">done.

VAE:<font color="#000000">That said, if it actually did hurt people with evil allignment, I could just about see some radical LG paladin on some city council instituting everyone has to take a drink, daily.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Meaning anyone of evil allignment would die to internal burns, like if you drink lye.

RAM:<font color="#990000">That would be amusing. :B

Barbazu 12:<font color="#000000">The barbazu takes a ringing blow to the head, and reels, but stays up!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ohhhhh no you don't.&quot; Tom adopts an unusually aggressive tone of voice.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Battle is the ONE TIME I get when you all clam up and cooperate without bickering!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">oh shit I just got it, how things like my soakifyer and a blunderbuss is supposed to work when they don't need attack rolls but instead make cone effects; roll a normal UTD check anyway. Quickly checking for retroactive malfunction... :B &#171; &#160;1d20 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; (need 3 or more)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You will not take this from me.&quot; &gt;8|

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(safe!)

Miron:<font color="#000000">*snerk* &quot;Isn't it, brother?'

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Then rather than bickering mid-battle, why not keep all your focus on making sure everyone survives the battle? Much better expenditure of breath.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I NEED THIS. *bricked*

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;I won't let you die on me if I can help it, and I hope you'd give me the same.&quot;

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;You need an outside consultant to instill some discipline in your troops, inquisitor?&quot; The smith cracks a small smirk, eyes still forward.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;If talking and fighting takes your breath away...you should exercise more.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot; Good luck. &quot; =w=;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain just sighs and leaves that hanging. Takes two to tango.

Barbazu 5:<font color="#000000">Gamal gets poked at twice with a glaive! &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 11 + 10 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 9 + 3 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 20 + 5 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for [1d10+3

Barbazu 5:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d10+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; -- crit threat! &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 11 + 5 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

* Gamal-Junayd dances aside

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">oh damn crits...

Barbazu 5:<font color="#000000">No crit, but one strike hits, and begins to bleed.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well, you've got some holy buffer vitality atleast.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">oh we still had the 13?

Barbazu 14:<font color="#000000">The lieutenant gets poked at twice with a glaive! &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 13 + 10 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 7 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 16 + 5 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 7 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Yep, that was just before you returned. Tom Aided and Protected the party.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The golden square is his protection aura.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">What does the red box mean? :V

Liatai:<font color="#000000">DM reference.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The Barbazu are doing a strange frothing war chant.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Effects unclear.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl moves, to attack 7. &gt;:U

VAE:<font color="#000000">well, Miron might rain on their parade

VAE:<font color="#000000">Earth Reaver the clump of them.

* Teeny Rin settles into Tathi's called space. =w=

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl reaches into his satchel bag, and moves into a stance similar to iajutsu; or attacking while drawing a weapon at the same time. Suddenly, he moves, lunging forward slightly, with the malevolent hell-spear launching out with Sszeyl gripping the handle, and aiming to impale a devil with frigid hate! Giant Killing Stance, Rabid Wolf Strike: &#171; &#160;1d20+12-4+3+4+1 = 13 + 12 - 4 + 3 + 4 + 1 = 29&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Stab for &#171;  &#160;1d10+6+3+2d6 = 7 + 6 + 3 + 9 = 25&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Damage.

VAE:<font color="#000000">sure, they're immune to fire, but still, there's 4d6 physical

* Thomas Lazarus seems surprised.

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( Ignore Stance, I forgot toedit out the words. ))

Barbazu 7:<font color="#000000">WHAT THE F--

VAE:<font color="#000000">nice

Barbazu 7:<font color="#000000">The devil screams as the spear pierces its belly -- and the other devils kick up a howling shriek!

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl vents smoke from his nose as a challenge to them.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Done.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nice work.&quot;

Barbazu 9:<font color="#000000">Well, you've CERTAINLY gotten their attention, Sszeyl. &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 6 + 10 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 6 + 3 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; plus infernal wound, &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 4 + 5 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 7 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Gamal can take an AoO if he pleases, as can Roy.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">PHONE &gt;:E

VAE:<font color="#000000">THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl casually smacks aside the spear thrust with a sweep of the shaft of his own spear.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 18 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+18+AMod = 18 + 18 + -2 = 34&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+6+DMod = Dam = (6 + 6 + 3) = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) Crit Threat! (Confirmation Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+18+AMod = 16 + 18 + -2 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Crit Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam +1d6+6+DMod = 15 + 2 + 6 + 3 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">..Was someone controlling Roy?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh wait phone. Right. |v

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Grandma was phone. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">wait, did they read that one in the creepypasta episode?

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 19 + 17 = 36&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+6 = 6 + 6 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Gut punch!

VAE:<font color="#000000">AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT and WHO WAS PHONE

Tathi has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">though, day of all the blood was I think funniest

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi, bold as ever, moves up to here. Has that devil taken it's AoO today?

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">9, respectively.

Barbazu 9:<font color="#000000">Believe so, ma'am.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Well then! Concentration incoming..

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 20 + 13 = 33&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; concentrate!

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">SOMEONE's a little focused today!

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi pulls out a small, glass cone, pointing it towards the enemy, as she chants in elven, &quot;Ring wing!&quot;. Immediately afterwards, a blast of frigidly cold wind, ice, and water hits the area, dealing &#171; &#160;10d6 = 31&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; points of cold damage, reflex DC20 for half! (does allow SR)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yesssss they left me an opening, nothing's going to stop me from icing these guys, FINALLY.&quot; *brick'd*

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">STOP READING MY MIND.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Roll athst SR, then! You've got seven checks to roll. :3

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 9 + 10 = 19&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; caster check! +1 if it's evocation! +4 to overcome spell resistence!

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 13 + 10 = 23&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; caster check! +1 if it's evocation! +4 to overcome spell resistence!

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 15 + 10 = 25&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; caster check! +1 if it's evocation! +4 to overcome spell resistence!

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 13 + 10 = 23&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; caster check! +1 if it's evocation! +4 to overcome spell resistence!

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 14 + 10 = 24&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; caster check! +1 if it's evocation! +4 to overcome spell resistence!

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 14 + 10 = 24&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; caster check! +1 if it's evocation! +4 to overcome spell resistence!

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 1 + 10 = 11&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; caster check! +1 if it's evocation! +4 to overcome spell resistence!

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">I think they all have a little SR, so get--OMNBRLRB*washed away in rolls*

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Teeny Rin a casualty? Bonus. &gt;:3

Barbazu 4:<font color="#000000">It seems to lose its potency a little as it goes out -- this one is untouched.

Barbazu 12:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 19 + 7 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+7 = 16 + 7 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+7 = 10 + 7 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Barbazu 8:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 17 + 7 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+7 = 12 + 7 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+7 = 8 + 7 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Barbazu 9:<font color="#000000">When the ice clears, one casualty remains -- the rest seem wounded, but mostly annoyed by the cold.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Well, that was..&quot; She says, pausing a moment to blow a wisp of ice off of her fingers.. &quot;.. chilling.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl casually spins his spear and bops Tathi with the flat of the blade.

* Thomas Lazarus karate chops Tathi's head from behind.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Bad joke.&quot;

Barbazu 8:<font color="#000000">Poke poke! &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 7 + 10 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 1 + 5 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for Gamal!

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi gets mauled by associates. XP

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Hey! I thought it was grand!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">|D

* Gamal-Junayd dances around the pokes. he makes it look easy

* Shankfang the Deffrider throws a bullet at her.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;What? Did it send a shiver up your spine or something?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi just snickers, even amidst the chaos. &quot;Hey! Cool it!&quot;

Barbazu 11:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl's about to get mauled! &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 17 + 9 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+2 = 1 + 2 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+9 = 6 + 9 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+2 = 6 + 2 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; CLAWS!

Miron has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Tom..you yell at me discussing battle tactics..but not her bad puns...what's up with that?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl just keeps spinning his spear, smacking aside attacks.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hey, I chop'd.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lemme see.. balconies, battery ,barkeeping, too far, ah, barbazu!&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 15 + 13 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; DK Foe Planar

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Geez. Everyone's so icy all of a sudden.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Apparently, sszeyl got it right - strike for the gut, their hide is weakest there.&quot; All get +2d6 damage.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu guys chust need to...chill.&quot; Shades.

VAE:<font color="#000000">momnt

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ack, whiny dog, be back in two shakes.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ned to check something

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">And Sszeyl bops Shank with the spear.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ow! Dad vas chust kold!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">uff, good

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">*Dat

VAE:<font color="#000000">Blah. the altar and all that is evdence

VAE:<font color="#000000">Can't nuke it. *sigh*

Miron:<font color="#000000">After having a look at the situation, the inquisitor spits, mumbles &quot;Cock of Vecna, fuck it rotten.&quot; and gestures towards the devils. Barbazu 7 &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 4 + 9 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Touch Barbazu 2 &#171;  &#160;1d20+9 = 2 + 9 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Touch as bolts of sickly light launch towards them

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">You can add +3 morale to your ranged touch attacks atleast.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Unless you already did. D: VAE:<font color="#000000">that's what I did.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">+1 size bonus?

VAE:<font color="#000000">At most it could be +10 ,but I think i did account for size in BAB

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">DID YOU REMEMBER YOUR LUNCH I KNOW YOU'RE FORGETFUL.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I did. Had microwaved fish fingers

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">brb, puttin' pizza in oven

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">My mistake. Gotta let it thaw a bit.

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( Hmmm. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( Miron done? :V ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Jehovah's Witnesses. o.o

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( Set them on fire. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">What the -frack- I live in the middle of the woods. XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ahahaha

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Don't you live in a thorp?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well

VAE:<font color="#000000">Waiting for the results of the attack.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">That's the best word for it, yes, Hatari. XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">NOWHERE IS SAFE.

VAE:<font color="#000000">pfft.

VAE:<font color="#000000">You should dorfl them.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Tell them you're a Satanist.

VAE:<font color="#000000">that is, argue until they go packing.

RAM:<font color="#990000">That'll get rid of them. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hhaha

Barbazu 7:<font color="#000000">It hits this one, but not the other!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Lia, you were into witchcraft, right?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Put on exaggerated wiccan thing

RAM:<font color="#990000">Then as they leave, put a soda can on the ground and pretend to worship it.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;2d6 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; it is, and a level drain on top.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahah

RAM:<font color="#990000">Guy I had Biology class with did that.

RAM:<font color="#990000">True story.

Barbazu 7:<font color="#000000">The fiend shrivels in the tainted light, leaving behind an oily smear.

Swallowtail has received initiative.Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">The ninja vanishes from sight in a blurred smoke plume. Elsewhere, an unprepared bearded devil #5 gets an awfully close shave from Swallowtail, the demon-barber of Fleet street. &#171; &#160;1d20+12+3+2 = 15 + 12 + 3 + 2 = 32&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+2+1d6+3+4d6 = 2 + 2 + 2 + 3 + 15 = 24&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; *_*

RAM:<font color="#990000">He and a bunch of his friends got ahead of a group of Jehovah's Witnesses and started worshipping a soda can.

Barbazu 5:<font color="#000000">Devil-barber, more like -- YOU JUST CUT OFF PART OF MY BEARD &gt;:E

VAE:<font color="#000000">remember the extra 2d6 from Miron

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Oh, wait.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">That was pre-typed before dark knowledge.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Enjoy &#171; &#160;2d6 = 11&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; additional clippings.

Barbazu 5:<font color="#000000">NOOOOOOO D|{

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">|D

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Done.

Barbazu 10:<font color="#000000">Poke poke for Gamal! &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 4 + 12 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+5 = 10 + 5 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+7 = 7 + 7 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+5 = 8 + 5 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; !

Sheythsanthi has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">can't hit the broadsie of a barn without a nat 20 can you?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">oh, sorry, was book hunting

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9900FF">The elven inquisitive takes aim at Barbazu 3! &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 2 + 11 = 13&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; Longbow attack for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 8 + 4 = 12&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; damage and &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 1 + 6 = 7&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; longbow attack for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 4 + 4 = 8&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; damage!

Thomas Lazarus:<i><font color="#FF0000">You weren't kidding when you said you weren't a battlefield senior, sir.. =w=;

</i>Barbazu 3:<font color="#000000">Defnitely wasn't. The arrows clatter wide, one of them bouncing off the altar and making it emit a dangerous-sounding low, pulsing hum.

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9900FF">No, I was not. &quot;Beware that altar..&quot; He mutters calmly.

* Thomas Lazarus gives it a pensive look. &quot;..It's not.. doing something now.. right?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Where did 7 go? &gt;:U

Barbazu 4:<font color="#000000">The devils scream in response to the sound, and this one moves into position to attack Sszeyl!

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Not yet.&quot; Hello, ominious is my middle name.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Miron melted him with evil.

Barbazu 4:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 20 + 12 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+5 = 5 + 5 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; POKE

Barbazu 4:<font color="#000000">CRITICAL POKE &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 9 + 12 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

RAM:<font color="#990000">SUPAH POKE!

Miron:<font color="#000000">See, I'm the good kind of evil.

Barbazu 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 12 + 12 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+5 = 3 + 5 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+7 = 19 + 7 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+5 = 7 + 5 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; more pokes for Sszeyl!

Barbazu 12:<font color="#000000">Claws for Gamal! &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 1 + 11 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+4 = 4 + 4 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 8 + 11 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+4 = 4 + 4 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; !

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl leans to one side, holding his chest from the damage, and doesn't even block the two following spear attacks.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">They just miss.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Horrifically.

GM:<font color="#000000">Shankfang!

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl takes three damage after Temp hp, and Shield Other.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Clearing my jammed gun, can't do anything. &gt;:|

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And they'll probably all be dead next time my turn rolls around.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oh well.

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Sheythsanthi: <font color="#9900ff">(( okay NOW putting pizza in oven. XP ))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas continues emiting blessings and intoning provisions from his god. The party gains even more holy armament to fight off the devils with. A golden sheen overtakes weapons and tensed fists all around. ((Thomas casts Blessing of the Righteous. Physical attacks become Good aligned to overcome devil DR, and gain yet another 1d6 of damage.))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He also advances slightly, covering the new front line in his circle of protection from evil.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">So.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">All done!

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">A hell spear is shining with Holy power.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">...I have got to whack one of these things with my sword. I have so many d6s on this thing it's not even funny. xD

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">I bet that bug devil is -so effing embarrased by now-.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Didn't Serrierr take care of that?

Sheythsanthi: <font color="#9900ff">(( feedin' dogs! ))

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Move, old man!&quot; .... says likely the only person here in middle age. &gt;:|

Glitch:<font color="#000000">what's Edaric's bardsong bonus, again?

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;You youngsters.&quot;

Barbazu 5:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 6 + 10 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Always so hasty.&quot;

* Grant Warner blocks the glaive with his arm -- thanks for the reminder, Glitch. &gt;:3

Sheythsanthi: <font color="#9900ff">(( back. :3 ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">+3/+3, morale.

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">It's +3 on attack and damage. &#171; &#160;1d20+15+3 = 13 + 15 + 3 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+5+3 = 4 + 5 + 3 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; on 2!

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">Oh, almost forgot. HOLY KICK. &#171; &#160;12+1d6 = 12 + 1 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Give yourself an extra 3d6 damage, grant. |D

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Miron Dark Knowledge'd for even more.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">3d6? Shit, forgot the archivist, too. Thanks, brother. &#171; &#160;13+2d6 = 13 + 8 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Barbazu 2:<font color="#000000">NO THANKS &gt;:O

* Thomas Lazarus watches the kick retroactively double in damage. |D

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Known bonuses labled. Any I missed?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Dark knowledge, bardsong, blesssing?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(aside from Thoma's Protection aura)

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(and Aid.)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas cast Mass Aid, so -- right.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I believe that is everything.

Barbazu 3:<font color="#000000">It -- keeps -- clawing! &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 19 + 11 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+4 = 5 + 4 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 19 + 11 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+4 = 3 + 4 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for Gamal!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">kay. :U

Barbazu 3:<font color="#000000">Did both of those hit? :.

VAE:<font color="#000000">brb

Barbazu 3:<font color="#000000">If so, Gamal... You also get SMACKED with its beard. Euuuuugh, it's coveed in green slime left behind on your wraps... &#171; &#160;1d8+4 = 3 + 4 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; extra damage, and you need to make a Fort save.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Hmm.. probably. Even with the aura, I think Gamal's AC was 30.

Aelian has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">yes they did hit

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Swallowtail is visible, right?

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">it's 27

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">befor aura

* Swallowtail is visible.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Fort, Gamal?

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(Fortitude Save : &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 11 + 9 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You're good!

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Aelian quickly fires off a trio of arrows at Barbazu 11 in the span of a heartbeat, and at point blank range to boot! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-2+1+3 = 11 + 15 - 2 + 1 + 3 = 28&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4+3+3d6 = 6 + 4 + 3 + 6 = 19&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187;, &#171;  &#160;1d20+15-2+1+3 = 10 + 15 - 2 + 1 + 3 = 27&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4+3+3d6 = 7 + 4 + 3 + 10 = 24&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+10-2+1+3 = 15 + 10 - 2 + 1 + 3 = 27&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4+3d6 = 3 + 4 + 9 = 16&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; damage!

Tavia:<font color="#9900FF">Tavia continues to guard, done, and away to get pizza!!

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">She's small, but reasonably fast. She almost never gets injured by anything but spells. Roughly half of which never even deliberately target her.

Barbazu 11:<font color="#000000">11 went down -- oh drat.

Barbazu 11:<font color="#000000">I'll send your third arrow to the one behind it, then.

Barbazu 2:<font color="#000000">... whiiiiiich killed that one too! \o/

Vonain (Goldeneye) has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Holy bulleets. &gt;:|

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Oh there's a space I can move into! Excellent. (was looking up the overrun rules because I thought I'd have to charge through the devil ranks to get anywhere. -3-

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... Can't you fly? :.

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">BACK. And: Aelian grins triumphantly. &quot;Guns. Pshaw!&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">*headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sorry XD

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">No no, thank you. xD

Aelian: <font color="#9900ff">(( MUZAK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4fHOjSYtfQ ))

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">I was about to eat 3 AoOs. :B

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Vonian: THOMAS. Thomas: Yes?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">This reminds me of a time when Blaquestone was making a useless character we all hated who had multi-classed into a level 1 of like 6 different classes and couldn't contribute anything to our 3 person party.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Vonian: I can -FLY-.

Barbazu 5:<font color="#000000">CURSES &gt;:O

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And I once had to remind him, 'CAN'T YOU CAST SPELLS?'

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And he was like, &quot;SHIT.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">True story.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">How is he doing?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Good. Just busy.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Those translucent eaglewings appear on Vonain's back as he lightly lifts off from the ground, moves to hover over Swallowtail's head, as he dips forward as he winds up to swing his greatsword down in a vicious chop, as it begins to charge up with eldritch energies!

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;.&gt;

* Swallowtail covers face with forearm expectantly.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">SWING at #5! Many bonuses! &#171; &#160;1d20+10+2+3 = 16 + 10 + 2 + 3 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Barbazu 5:<font color="#000000">SHIIIIII -- Hit!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">And now.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phyGr71F03w

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">SUPER CHARGED OUTSIDER BANE ELDRITCH BLOW DARK KNOWLEDGE BLESSING GREATSWORD STRIKE! &#171; &#160;2d6+3+3+2d6+5d6+2d6+1d6 = 5 + 3 + 3 + 8 + 14 + 8 + 2 = 43&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Barbazu 5:<font color="#000000">WHAT IS THIS AN ANIME -- AAAAAGH *splorch*

Aelian has received initiative.Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Aelian: <font color="#9900ff">(( XD!! And here I was thinking Dragonball Z. ))

Aelian: <font color="#9900ff">(( And given our party? Abridged. ))

Gnogglebolt:<i><font color="#000000">only two shots left....ah, what good are they if I don't use them?

</i>Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Now, who's who?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Gnogglebolt is definitely Krillin.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Actually, I might suggest you use your guns.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Or maybe Chiaotzu.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">They have 3d6+3 damage mod right now afterall.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">They'

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">And bypass DR.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">They're both pretty useless. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt points--hmm.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">GOODBYE SHANKFANG-*explode*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">You know, I don't think I've used the Omniwrench Derringer yet.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Well up to you, just saying, they're buffed with stuff the water wouldn't get. I think.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Thomas is just dopey and strong enough to be a goku. But there's not really a match for everyone.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Yyyeah combat won't be getting back around to me.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt skitters slightly aroudn the corner, holding the soakifyer nozzle in one hand as his other hand pulls a large wrench from his belt. He...aims the wrench at one of the barbazu between the legs of his allies?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Pow! At Bearded 8! 1d20+9+3]

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">erm. I said.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Pow! At Bearded 8! &#171; &#160;1d20+9+3 = 10 + 9 + 3 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">The Macers on the front lines flinch &quot;''Fuck! Warning'' next time, theorist!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">back

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">By the way?

Barbazu 8:<font color="#000000">Hit!

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">I suggest the following theme addition to Vonian.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">*brick'd*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;No no no Gnoggle! Dat's all vrong!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu didn't efen spin it or hennytink!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Not everyone has to be flashy.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Derringer Damage, as a hidden barrel in the wrench shoots out a small pellet, infused with allied energies! &#171; &#160;3d6+2d6+1d6+3 = 8 + 10 + 3 + 3 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Und hyu vere lookink at him de entire time! Hyu need to look avay from de target!&quot;

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( should not have gotten the mental image of WWII propoganda posters at the mention of 'allien energies'. ))

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I don't have the confidence attitude of a gunmaster like you, Shankfang!&quot;

Barbazu 8:<font color="#000000">The devil snarls, clapping its elbow to the new hole in its chest.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(end turn)

* Roy Stanford spares a short glance east, with a cocked eyebrow. Mazians.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">A short glance, though. There are devils that need destroying.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Grant, prepare to duck.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Or, dodge depending on if Gamal wants to dance this way.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">happy he didn't call you coffs x3

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+17+3 = 18 + 17 + 3 = 38&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+6+3+3d6 = 4 + 6 + 3 + 15 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; strike 1, &#171;  &#160;1d20+12+3 = 7 + 12 + 3 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+6+3+3d6 = 5 + 6 + 3 + 11 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+7+3 = 4 + 7 + 3 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+6+3+3d6 = 4 + 6 + 3 + 8 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; !

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Righteous fist. &gt;:|

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">Two devils fall quickly, with one strike each, but the last one learned from its predecessors.

Edaric has received initiative.Edaric:<font color="#000000">Strum~ &quot;How's it going up there?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Pretty good.. mopping up.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;They don't stand a chance.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt's eyes go wide as he suddenly realizes his mistake.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">step to the side. still full combat expertise. start with 14, then 8, then 12. move through them

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 8 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+18+AMod = 8 + 18 + -2 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 5d6+6+DMod = Dam = (21 + 6 + 3) = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 13 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+18+AMod = 13 + 18 + -2 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+4+DMod = Dam = (13 + 4 + 3) = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He can't cover all the devils with the projection from his belt anymore. One is going to be uncovered. If he guesses wrong when they start bugging out...

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 11 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+13+AMod = 11 + 13 + -2 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 5d6+6+DMod = Dam = (17 + 6 + 3) = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 4 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+13+AMod = 4 + 13 + -2 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 5d6+4+DMod = Dam = (21 + 4 + 3) = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Man, I didn't even get to shoot once.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">whoops. one of those attacks lacked &#171; &#160;2d6 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; of damage

GM:<font color="#000000">Well, I'd say your choice just became easy, Gnogglebolt.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">the 2nd one

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Stupin RNG.

Sszeyl has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 19 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+8+AMod = 19 + 8 + -2 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 5d6+6+DMod = Dam = (20 + 6 + 3) = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) Crit Threat! (Confirmation Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+8+AMod = 9 + 8 + -2 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Crit Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam +1d6+6+DMod = 29 + 5 + 6 + 3 = 43&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">oh. I didn't even need last one

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You always complain about shooting. :T

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt breaths a sigh of relief as he sees more of the devils go down, and settles making sure his belt is pointing at the last one standing.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hey, ate least you got to fight. &gt;:|

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Tathi, if this doesn't finish it, you can manage?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I was just spellcasting, this sword is a backup. |T

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Still got to fight. &gt;:|

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">By what metric of fight? So did you. :T

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;If she doesn't, sure you'll find lots of volunteers.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You just did bad. |D

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Easily.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I had the most brutal contribution of all.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">NOTHING! &gt;:O

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Grant.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well carry a sidearm or grenades or something. \o/

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#0000FF">&quot;Duck.&quot;

</b>Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">But then I would have another weapon to enchant and it gets so expensiiiiiive.

* Grant Warner ducks!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Don't enchant the backup.. thats what makes it a backup. =w=;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">But then it'll suuuuuuck.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl does some spinning, building momentum, then impaling the Devil with the hellspear. &#171; &#160;1d20+12+3+1-4 = 8 + 12 + 3 + 1 - 4 = 20&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; The thing flies through the air, if it does hit and not kill, it is still -impaling-, the shaft is still in the torso. &#171; &#160;1d10+6+3+3d6 = 5 + 6 + 3 + 9 = 23&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Holy Damage.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Pretty sure it would do more than clearing a chamber and ending the battle in round 2 having done nothing but moan. Now shush, all your problems are created by you being stubborn. &gt;:O

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">NO U!

Barbazu 4:<font color="#000000">You've made a devil-kebab!

Barbazu 4:<font color="#000000">.... though I think you're supposed to cook it first, it's still howling and squirming on the shaft.

Tathi has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Woe to tthe conquered.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi shoots off a series of dazzling bolts, each one as bright as the sun as they go zipping through the air, shaped and flying like autumn leaves, headed right for the las devil! 25 damage!

Barbazu 4:<font color="#000000">Yikes! Overkill much, Tathi?

Barbazu 4:<font color="#000000">There's only chunks of the devil remaining on the spear.

GM:<font color="#000000">Combat over!

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">She just grins, blowing dust off her fingers. &quot;Dazzling.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus lowers his sword.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..And we didn't find Whitaker anywhere on the premesis.&quot; He frowns.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Aww.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl lifts the spear, and the dead devil with it, before imperiously sweeping.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Let's be done with this altar, and then we can go looking for him.&quot;

* Shankfang the Deffrider finishes clearing his gun, and glares down at it.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">The devil sails through the air, and impacts the far wall.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, if I was him I'd have legged it too.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dere has got to be a vay to keep dat from happenink.&quot; &gt;:U

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi, the altar is evidence.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot; And one more notch for Hellcleaver.&quot;

* Roy Stanford grinds a devil's skull beneath his boot. &quot;Status.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain looks around. &quot;Everyone standing, no casualties, injuries unknown.&quot;

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Untouched, sir.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy'm fine.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I think Gamal took a scratch.. and the barest knicks on Sszeyl and I.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom walks over and gives Gamal a cure spell. &#171; &#160;1d8+5 = 8 + 5 = 13&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Make a CL check, please, Tom?

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain then steps forward and, with his greatsword, sets about beheading the unconcious devils.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 15 + 12 = 27&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; because of his Healing domain.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Unless someone protests.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;All in order, lieutenant.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">No protest here, certainly.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Evidence? No, it's evil. And a sanctuary for devils. Let's destroy it and move on.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;It tried to shove it's damn beard down my throat at one point.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Does anyone here speak the devils' tongue?&quot; &gt;:|

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;No. The altar itself-&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hold on, both of you.. just settle down.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can figure out a little. Not an expert though.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Let's be practical.&quot; He looks to Roy.

* Thomas Lazarus shakes his head.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">So, no one protests at the devil-beheading?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Can anyone identify the magic on it, first? Is it doing something? Binding fiends?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Who the hell would?

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Just checking.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can.|

Miron:<font color="#000000">Detect Magic cast, and &#171; &#160;1d20+20 = 7 + 20 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Spellcraft

* Roy Stanford growls, lifting up one of the devils. &quot;Take this thing to Lyle. It may know where Whitaker went.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Hold on, I'll have a look.&quot; She says, casting detect magic.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 15 + 18 = 33&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; spellcraft! -5 if its necromancy or illusion, +2 if it's evocation!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">(so, DM, grey X devils become red X?)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I just want to know. At worst, we can destroy it and keep the remains. They and testimony are enough evidence for anyone.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Oh!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Okay, so that is a protest, one devil left unbeheaded.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I doubt that without a priest, the altar itself will do anything.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Uh-oh.

GM:<font color="#000000">Miron, Tathi, please roll Will saves.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;You haven't seen many infernal altars, have you, mister Miron?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Ffffff-

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+will = 17 + 12 = 29&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; +2 if its enchantment!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 1 + 10 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

You whisper to VAE: Oh dear.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom shrugs at the others. He acts on Roy's request, and grabs up the devil, bending its arms behind its back and carrying it without much effort.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...aaaand autofail. :B

You whisper to VAE: Oh deary deary dear.

VAE:<font color="#000000">haha

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh, wait.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I love the irony

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It isn't drawn, but Miron is in Tom's circle of protection.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">If that helps.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">.... Hold on a moment... &gt;:d

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It'll last almost two hours.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">..... Tom?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Hi. {:3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Your party members may feel inclined to kiss you. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Ewww wait which ones.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">brb oven timer

Miron:<font color="#000000">I definitely won't, though I might buy him a beer or a case.

GM:<font color="#000000">Because two wispy shapes shot from the altar straight for the observers, Tathi and Miron -- they encircle your friends, and you can see grasping claws reaching into them -- but passing straight through!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">back

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Hey, I have hungry dragons to feed.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Get over here. &gt;:U

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi lets out a shrill shreek, ducking away from the force. &quot;Don't scan it! Don't scan it!&quot; She yells.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom flinches! &quot;Disembodied devils! Stay close!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">BUT.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;They can't possess you in the circle.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain curses and rushes to get closer to Thomas.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">VONAIN HAS PERMANENT DETECT MAGIC.

* Edaric grabs Aelian and yanks him closer.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">I already -knew- it was magic, Sszeyl.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well yeah, but he doesn't understand magic that well.

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( Not so fun now, huh Glittch? ))

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thomas has a protective barrier up.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Can I hit them with a force weapon?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I think you actually can.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;They can't make it through that&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Hold up, hold up, I got this.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy got it.&quot;

Ghostwish: <font color="#9900ff">(( I love it when DM's take advice. Now we have a very clear example of why perma-detect is BAD BAD BAD. ))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Gah.. both of you, then! Before they flee!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;So..can you ...exorcise the entire altar?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang takes aim and lets one fly! &#171; &#160;1d20+19 = 9 + 19 = 28&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+2 = 10 + 2 = 12&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage!

GM:<font color="#000000">The shapes swirl around each of you in turn, howling, clawing, screaming, but their claws don't touch you.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Not right away, no.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Unless buffs are still up?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;But eventually.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Not even me.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Damn.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The buffs should still be up. Not dark knowledge, granted.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hellspawn filth. Must have been hiding there.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl puts the hellspear away.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Then make that, like, 31 and 15.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;One of my powers can hit the incoporeal.&quot; Vonain holds out his hand, which collects energy, and starts firing off as many Spirit-Modified Eldritch Blasts as it takes to either destroy the spirits, or make them run away.

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Commander! We leaving this thing intact, or not?!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+21 = 3 + 21 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Religion - can an altar spawn them, actually, or were they hiding there?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang fires, and fires, and fires!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Save your bullets, friend, my power has no practical limit.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">I HAVE UNLIMITED POWER! *brick'd*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Don't worry.. he has a ridiculous number of bullets.&quot; |D;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">DAMMIT THIS IS ONE THING SHOOTING CAN ACTUALLY FIX DON'T YOU FUCKING TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME! &gt;:O

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- hrm -- Will destroying the altar halt its powers?&quot; Roy looks to the party members.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">It was just an IC suggestion. xP

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 15 + 10 = 25&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Knowledge Religion check.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I doubt this is actually its power.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Knowledge: Planes &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 13 + 10 = 23&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

You whisper to VAE: You've never heard of an altar that spawned devil spirits before, at least.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Perhaps..&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And this is an OOC slap in your fancy pants face! &gt;:O

You whisper to Meany: You've never heard of an altar that spawned devil spirits before, at least.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">What's the actual roll needed, DM?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The devils were here before, is my guess.&quot;

You whisper to Dr. Hatari: You've never heard of an altar that spawned devil spirits before, at least.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I have never bloody heard of an altar cranking out devils before. Not once.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang IC ignores Vonain and keeps firing. &gt;:|

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I've never heard of an altar that spawned devils by itself. I'll bet they were just hiding within it. Still..&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And I'm the bloody expert.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl considers.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You never know.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It is evidence.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Perhaps it has a hidden compartment.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;More importantly.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Against Whitaker Charles and Whitaker Hector.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Let's stay safe -- and look, there are doors.&quot;

Sszeyl has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Where a summoner is hiding, or an artifact that summons them rests.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;He could still be here!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;And is not part of the altar itself.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- That door was not there last time.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then we shall examine the altar, under protection of brother Thomas's spell, but not now.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">LOOT!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Fine.. at worst, we can cleanse it tomorrow, or let Serrierr destroy it, or somesuch.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I can prepare a consecration another time.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Lia, do force boolets kill the devils?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It will get destroyed, but not before it's due.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Swallowtail, be a dear and check the door please.&quot;

* Roy Stanford flinches as EXPLOSIONS go off right beside him. &quot;--?!&quot; Someone's not used to gunmen.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tom. follow her.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Check the door, and get taken? No thank you please.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We can't afford one of the devils going after her.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That said. . .&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">And Vonain's Spirit Blast is also helping Shankfang's force bullets.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We could send Sszeyl.'

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;We can't afford the devils going after anyone. Everyone stay close to tom.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">They dead yet?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl turns. &quot;The Dragon consumes spirits that get too close.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The mess hall.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Player is nomming onion rings and trying to catch up. :9

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Perhaps I can guard Swallowtail while she works?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Assume Tom moves where prudent.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now that you have shouted it out loud, there's no point.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Would have made for a nice bait.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">No Vonain's blasts aren't let me have my moment of usefullness! &gt;:O

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Remember, Devils aren't stupid, that's demons.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">You really need to lose this stupid concept of 'usefulness'.

Tokens dropped onto map 'World Map'Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Shit! Fucking coffs, a little forewarning would be goddamn appreciated!&quot; Grant is holding one ear.

Renia:<font color="#FF0000">Demons can be smart too!! *flail* &gt;:O *bricked*

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;I also agree we should bring Serrierr here at a later time for cleanup.&quot; Vonain says offhand as he continues to shoot the incoporeal wraiths.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;OI, GRANT!&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">It takes a while, but they flee, sinking back into the altar.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl looks to Swallowtail, looking for a reaction.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;HY'M SHOOTINK NOW!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:P

Miron:<font color="#000000">No. Demons aren't smart. They're a bunch of gibbering chaos-spawned raging scum. They can be wicked and ingenious at most, but never smart.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Much like most of the drow

* Roy Stanford releases a breath. &quot;... Sheythsanthi. Can you manage the devil alone?&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;...And on the contrary, my friend miron, devils need not necessarily be intelligent. Why, they are creatures of evil, but also strict order and procedure. Following a procedure like a drone--that takes very little intelligence. But being able to adapt and change as conditions do, to come up with new plans and ideas to take advantage of your surroundings on the fly? Some Demons are known to do that.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">You're talking to that bike again, aren't you?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

Dragula the Deffbike:<font color="#990000">Hey Miron.

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9900FF">Uh, sorry, player is lost. What devil?

Dragula the Deffbike:<i><font color="#990000">You suck

</i>Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Neither axoims are universally true, but being ordered does not necessarily require intelligence, and being adaptive does not require stupidity.&quot;

Miron:<i><font color="#000000">Leave me be ,you filth.

</i>Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom was about to bring an unconscious devil up to Mr. Petersen.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Someone should be alerted as to the nature of this altar. Perhaps Lyle can encircle it, trap the devils within.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">The devil that was trying to possess Tathi?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Of course, now he's sort of unable to leave.

Dragula the Deffbike:<i><font color="#990000">I will always be here, Miron.

</i>Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9900FF">Wasn't there, like, spells and bullets chasing it off?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">They went back into the altar.

Dragula the Deffbike:<i><b><font color="#990000">Always

</b></i>Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Right.. we'll deal with the altar in time.&quot;

Barbazu 14:<font color="#000000">This devil.

Barbazu 14:<font color="#000000">Hello.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh :U

Sheythsanthi:<i><font color="#9900FF">OH

</i>Glitch:<font color="#000000">Nevermind.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Everyone, I'm going to walk to the doors. Move with me please. The circle will be in power for almost two hours.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Lets investigate.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Got it.&quot;

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Easily.&quot; He says, as his longsword comes out in a flash, and promptly ends the devil.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">wait wut

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Senior inquisitor --&quot; But it's too late.

* Dr. Hatari shakes head.

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9900FF">What?

RAM:<font color="#990000">We wanted to keep that one alive. :P

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Adaptive?An amusing way to call it. Like sewage in a barrel-&quot;

Sheythsanthi:<font color="#9900FF">........................................

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What the. . . &quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Vecna's dick in Gruumsh's eye!&quot;

Sheythsanthi: <font color="#9900ff">(( *facepalms* ))

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Hy tought ve vere keepink dat vun?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What in Malcanthet's winged cunt did he...&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain just stares at Sheythsanthi.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;That was our source of information, Simtherzairvin!&quot; the lieutenant shouts.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;....Case in point, Miron.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Miron. you seem to speek of goddly body parts very familiarily. HGave you had much experience being buggered by them or something?&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Following procedure, not thinking intelligently.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Not paying attention to his surroundings.&quot;

Sheythsanthi: <font color="#9900ff">(( yeah, sorry, can't react to this. I didn't know what was expected, OBVIOUSLY, and sheyth would have never done that. :| ))

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain shrugs and walks past Sheyth.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck this with a summoning rod. We're .&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Shut up, triple&quot;

Glitch whispers: that three strikes rule is sounding better and better. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... Could have asked. ^^;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ehh

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Miron, I know you can think of more insulting names to call him.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">This does happen.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Triple is just being lazy.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Put some effort into it.&quot;

Sheythsanthi: <font color="#9900ff">(( I didn't even know what devil you were talking about!!! ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It wouldn't be an out of character assumption to make. &quot;Take care of the devil&quot; could easily be mistranslated. ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">This is actually fairly realistic in terms of fuckups.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Move on.

VAE:<font color="#000000">People make goofs

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">And it just too perfectly ties into what Vonain had just said, too. x3

Sheythsanthi: <font color="#9900ff">(( SHEYTH DOESN'T. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( Too bad. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( He just did. ))

Sheythsanthi: <font color="#9900ff">(( No, he didn't. I did. ))

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;He's a fucking little triple demonspawn with a big mouth. What else should I call him?|

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You know, I did explain it explicitly before you acted, in response to the question. &gt;_&gt;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">....Though.

RAM:<font color="#990000">And by extension, him.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I....-do- feel a bit for Ghost right now.

VAE:<font color="#000000">He did, and so did you.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">This is how I feel every time I get Gnogglebolt wrong.

* Roy Stanford growls. &quot;.... We'll find another. Simtherzairvin, report to Archivist Petersen and get him to contain the spirits in this altar. We're moving on.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Where Gnogglebolt -should- be one way, but I mess it up.

VAE:<font color="#000000">In the same way Miron talked to Gradia ten feet from Tathi

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Though in this case, the root problem wasn't inability to form the correct thoughts, but simply not paying attention. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Okay, that's an improvement, but you're sttill being stingy with your insults.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">So. Eh. :B

Thomas Lazarus whispers: He so deserves this for not paying attention, good on you.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Apply some of that gnome cleverness.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">or how Trofim healed up Milla Banshee

* Thomas Lazarus sweatdrops. &quot;...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;A..anyways..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Shall we investigate the rooms?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What in lolth's webbed arse od you even fucking know about swearing? I never fucking heard you curse.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;In common.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Proceed.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Opportunity lost, no point in mourning over it. Still work to do. Let's move on.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; ..Seriously?&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">(and DM move?)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Let's be distracted by something a little more important than that atleast.&quot; =w=;

* Grant Warner mutters aside to Sheythsanthi as he passes. &quot; For what it's worth, Sim, would have done that myself if he hadn't been so set on tryin' to talk to it. &quot;

* You roll to yourself: 1d20+6 =&gt; 17 + 6 = 23Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Sheythsanthi, will you please...open the door in front of you?&quot; Vonain says slowly and loudly, though more in a way to ensure everyone else is hearing him and anyone can speak up against it if they want.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">But it could also very easily be mistaken for the tone one takes with someone they think is slow.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;No source of information should be discarded without due investigation, Warner.&quot; Oh dear, somebody heard that.

* Grant Warner winces. &quot; Right, sir. &quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lieutenant Stanford is right.Knowledge is a weapon.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tossing it away means handing weapons back to the enemy.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">The door is opened, to reveal several thick iron strongboxes.

* Thomas Lazarus cranes his neck to peer about in there.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Probably not a rogue commander in those.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Check for auras of any stripe, and move on?&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Come back later?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Good idea.&quot; Tom's eyes glow blue.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Looks like evidence lockers or somesuch. It is for later.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain likewise stares into the room.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Refresh my memory a moment; does holy water glow as magic or good? :.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'd say good

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...Probably both.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hm. It's a product of a spell.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'd rule both.

VAE:<font color="#000000">nah, not magic, i think

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean, it passes through SR

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Though, -teeeeechnically-, Holy Water is listed as an alchemical item, which are quasi-magic-but-not-actually-magic

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You both get some dim auras in the middle chest on the far western wall.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well, you make it with a 1st level spell, and it has magical properties.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(only spellcasters can make alchemical items, to wit.)

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;...Small, dim magic aura.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Yay loot! \o/

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom glances aside, then shakes his head. &quot;No fiends, anyways..&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Probably just items.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Let's go.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Come back later.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Since Ghost seems to have gone AFK, I'm going to set Sheythsanthi to follow orders. ^^;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom moves up northeast, taking slow paces to make sure everyone can stay in the safety of the warded circle.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain then flinches, and pinches his nose. &quot; Except smart fiends can hide in objects the same way the can in people...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then we'll deal with them later.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm aware..&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh well, too much effort for too little gain.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;But there's precious little I can do about that.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed.&quot;

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;... This door's new. Wasn't here when we first came down here.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus squints.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Escape tunnel perhaps?&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Then let's find out what's on the other side.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;How about you let our trap experts give it a look first?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Swallowtail, if you'd oblige?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Er, uhm.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Sir.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Did anyone touch up Sszeyl with cure spells, by the way?

* Thomas Lazarus glances aside nervously. &gt;.&gt;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You are the best one with traps here.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">He never mentioned being hurt much

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Truth be told I don't know where he took all that damage from.. ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Critical hit from a beardy.

GM:<font color="#000000">The large amounts of blood spilling out of his wound might give you a clue.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Buuut &#171; &#160;1d8+5 = 5 + 5 = 10&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; for Sszeyl!

GM:<font color="#000000">CL check?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 1 + 12 = 13&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">D: GM:<font color="#000000">... The cure spell doesn't seem to take.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Drat..&quot; Tom focuses on Sszeyl and addresses his retroactive massive bloodloss. :B *bricked*

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi glances over. &quot;Um.. that isn't natural at all.&quot; She says. There a knowledge she can roll to figure it out?

GM:<font color="#000000">Planar would work, Tathi.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It's their weapons. The Barbazu.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 18 + 18 = 36&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; knowledge planes!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Happened before.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Cure Critical Wounds (Domain) &#171; &#160;4d8+12 = 13 + 12 = 25&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">CL: &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 19 + 12 = 31&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 4 + 13 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Planar

GM:<font color="#000000">Tom's right -- the barbazu deal wounds that bleed uncontrollably with their glaives.

VAE:<font color="#000000">wait, why did I even.

* VAE kneejerk roll

GM:<font color="#000000">Luckily, that one did the trick!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well, at least, it made us waste a poor roll

Glitch:<font color="#000000">brb

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;There..&quot; He wipes his brow, and gets a little Drow blood on it. &quot;Sorry, Sszeyl.. I completely missed that one.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Say something if you're bleeding everywhere, okay?&quot; ^^;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I'm kinda numb at the moment.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Isn't there some trick to get around it though, that doesn't involve brute force?

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;From the spear.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ah.&quot; He eyes the spear blandly.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 17 + 10 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Search, search...

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl put it awa already.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well he would've. :v

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">... it's kind of unnerving searching for traps with a bunch of warriors and tall folks crowding you. &gt;.&gt;;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;No traps, but is locked.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Sorry. Would it help if weee said your hair looks nice today?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, that can be helped easy. Shenkfang?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Though before...&quot;

* Grant Warner knocks on it experimentally... &quot;Take a step back, if you want to avoid splinters.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Aura scan, brother?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hmm?&quot;

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Right. Not used to having an exorcist along.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Dwarven Lockpick.

* Gamal-Junayd shields his face with his blades, clothes can catch rest of splinters

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;See anything, Inquisitor?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom squints at the door with his slayer's sight. Detectin'.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">back

You whisper to Dr. Hatari: Looks clean.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shooting out locks doesn't work, VAE. :P

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"> How do I keep forgetting I can do that I am such a doofus..

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain also casts his vision forward as well.

You whisper to Glitch: Looks clean.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Doesn't it? Door have hardness, but you do force damage

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yes, sir. Nothing within the first forty feet or so..&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">you could probably one-shot the door and call it a shot out lock

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Nothing magical that I can sense.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">His attention wanders to the altar, which gets a quiet glare.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I tried before.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ugh.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">It just jammed the lock.

VAE:<font color="#000000">That's something that should have a provision for

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean

VAE:<font color="#000000">they fucking give you gun related healing

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good enough for me.&quot; &#171; &#160;1d8+5+10 = 4 + 5 + 10 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; He lifts up his metal leg, and WHAM! (That also was a duergar lock. ^^; And the DM didn't think shooting locks actually worked.)

VAE:<font color="#000000">but such an obvious ue, and nope

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">That's Pathfinder.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Pathfinder, you can shoot out locks.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(in honesty, it really depends on the lock and how it's designed.)

VAE:<font color="#000000">well, RAM's the expert

VAE:<font color="#000000">He should explain

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It works only because the entire assembly is essentially blown out. Rarely is the housing of the lock and the door joints sturdy enough to endure slugs colliding with it.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Well...

RAM:<font color="#990000">^

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(things like padlocks and internal latchlocks can be blown out. Things like deadbolts, you can destroy the mechanism, but the deadbolt stays behind.)

RAM:<font color="#990000">Uh, actually, no.

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">WHAM!! A neat hole is punched through the door where the lock used to be.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(though, once you've blowin out the mechanism and made a nice hole, you may or may not be able to reach in and pull out the deadbolt.)

RAM:<font color="#990000">It destroys the connection between the door and the bolt.

* Roy Stanford nudges the door open.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">well then -that- just depends on -where- you're shooting. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... Well that's kind of ominous.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Which, if you're shooting a deadbolt lock, you're gonna be shooting there.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Obviously.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;...Long corridor. Yeah, probably an escape tunnel.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi leans over, peeking in. &quot;That's.. a bit of an addition, don't you think?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Makes me wonder where it goes.&quot;

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;.... That's new. And ominous.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Long hallvay.&quot; :.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Anyone knows where we are? I mean, with respect to the surface.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;What buildings woudl this lead under...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What's above there.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom ponders.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;....&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;You know, I can't help but wonder if possibly this leads to the castle.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Really, it would take a specially designed lock.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;This is the edge of the barracks, if I'm correct...&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ram; yeah, something like how safes are designed, where if you crack a glass plate inside, all the bolts slam down and permanently seal it.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Would make sense, gold-eye.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Uh.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...which, unless I am mistaken, is exactly what happened to that chest you tried to shoot out.

RAM:<font color="#990000">That's a movie safe. :P

Glitch:<font color="#000000">No, those are real things.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I've read about them, not in movies.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I was thinking about something more like the locks we use on our safes.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relocking_device

Liatai:<font color="#000000">ANYWAY.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Nerds, nerds.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You're both nerdy.

GM:<font color="#000000">Ominous hallway.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Let's move on.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(what Lia linked, there you go, ram.) But yes, moving on! :U

RAM:<font color="#990000">Which is just a hunk of really thick steel with, like, three four-inch deadbolts that lock it shut.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;I'm just going to point out that is a delightful place to lay all manner of traps, or perhaps one very large and nasty one.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Mr. Seldriot?&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;If we all squeeze together, we can go down the hallway while still remaining in Thomas's protective influence.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Can your spell protect us all down this hallway, Thomas?&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good point.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Can we all stay close enough to thomas if we go down the hallway?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Swallowtail, can you have a look there?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom is squinting at the hallway, cradling his chin. &quot;What do you think of.. flying down the tunnel, prodding the ground hard as you go, in front of us?&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Though, like any problem, it can be solved with explosives.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;No problem.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It seems like it would be the best way to check for pit traps.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">True. :B

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain floats up and hovers, his translucent ghostly wings extending again.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wait.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He nods. &quot;Okay.. this circle only extends about ten feet away from me..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;So.. we'll need to all hug to stay inside of it in there.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas suggests everyone hug to solve the problem. Canon.

* Roy Stanford fishes an amulet out of his pocket, and touches Vonain's ankle as he passes -- Protection from Evil! &quot;It won't last long, but long enough to check the hallway.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus smacks his forehead. D| &quot;I didn't think of that! I'm an idiot..&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh! I thought I was just going to hover just in front of you while still in Thomas's aura.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;But this works, too.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">As long as I won't have to hug Tathi. Or Vonain, or Gnogglebolt or Aelian ...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well.. lets go.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom follows not very far behind Vonain's wake.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain starts floating forward with his greatsword out, which he uses to take small swings at bits of the floor--and at the walls, and even the ceiling. Just in case.

Tavia:<font color="#000000">It takes some finangling, and deciding which strong person gets a dog on their shoulders...

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Tap. Smack. Slice. Strike.

* Grant Warner is eventually coerced. =w=#

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">buahaha

Tavia:<font color="#000000">Woof! Hi. You smell like cigarettes. Ride? :D

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">The weight of the greatsword and the small swings behind it are hopefully forcefull enough to hit any pressure triggers based on typical humanoid weights...

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl picks up the gnomes.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">And holds them like bundles under his arms.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"> &quot;Good enough..&quot; |D;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Argh!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What the fuck!?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">brb tiny dog is giving me The Face.

* Tavia looks like she's having a grand old time. :D

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">And apparently, the hallways is traversed without incident. &quot;Seems clear.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What the flying fuck&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sacred --

* Grant Warner, less so. =w=##

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well I guess it's just normal canine duty now that its only up to me. =w=;;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oops! Sorry Vonain, almost lost you in the fog. :B

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain rounds the corner--and then sighs, as his shoulders are let down.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Cave, tunnels, unworked.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Escape tunnels then. Could they..be trying to get back to the fortress? or the castle?&quot;

* Roy Stanford crouches by the corner, taking a look around...

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah, I'll bet money this leads to the castle. Whitaker is probably out of our reach, and we're not equipped for this, especially if they count on us coming this way.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;We'll only be walking right into a trap we can't get out of.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 15 + 11 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;How far off would you say is the castle?&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;... There are two sets of tracks. &quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Who knows.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Unless anyone else has any bright ideas, or if the entire group is dead-set on continuing, I think we'll have to wait until the Steel Shepherd's seige breaks the castle.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;We could tell them about this path, but if it does go to the castle, then there's no way it doesn't have obscene defenses and guards.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If it goes there.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Even so, this is priceless information.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain then turns to look at Roy.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'd expect it to go elsewhere.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We could break the siege if this goes inside the walls.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;If the tunnel leads into the castle. We could help them break the siege faster. If it doesn't....then we need to find out where it goes.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Long paths are hard to build underground.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;But what is your evaluation, operational commander?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We could infiltrate and lower the gate.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Do you have any other estimates or guesses?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;This probably leads to the closest place for safe egress.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot; Very recent. &quot; He stands up. &quot;... Go back if you wish. I'll follow for a bit longer.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's the sensible way to build an exit tunnel.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain frowns at Roy.

* Thomas Lazarus frowns and shakes his head.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;If the underground tunnels are most of the distance...then they might of just tapped into this as a path, letting nature do most of hteir digging.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;One of the sets of footprints is smaller. Inquisitor Brushgather is still missing.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;...Surely you don't mean just yourself.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm going with you,&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;There's no reason to split up. Let's just be thorough.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy vill go.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We shall see. Press on.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Though, we should probably notify the other groups.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Anyone's got a sending free?&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed. If you truly want to continue, you most certainly aren't going alone. No one goes alone down here. To be alone is to die, or worse. You may be a macer, but I'll accompany you regardless.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">*Vonains says to Roy.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom shakes his head. &quot;It would take longer to cast than it would take to just backtrack and tell them in person.&quot;

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;He's right, commander. 'Sides, you going alone after Whitaker nearly got you killed last time. Brushgather's not one to sneeze at, either.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not like any single one can go back without getting under fire by the devils, either.&quot;

Tavia:<font color="#000000">Wuff. |D

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I CAN GO *entire party strangled*

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot; Shut up, dog. &quot;

Tavia:<font color="#000000">SLURP. |D

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hah.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Except Sszeyl, maybe.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Very well. Just a bit farther, to ensure that he wasn't left behind to stall us.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well.. I'd rather not bank on them not wising up and collecting a body before trying to jump a lone Sszeyl. We've seen that they have Hamatula.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That would be a difficult duel for any of us.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;So, Grant, I might need someone to look after the hounds from time to time. You available?&quot; :3

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck off,&quot; comes the reply. &gt;:\

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">|D;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas maintains his Slayer's sight. &quot;..I think the immediate danger has passed. I'll keep a look out for disembodied spirits.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Onward, then.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">(DM move?)

GM:<font color="#000000">Copied everyone over to Yoriver - Underground Again. If you would please follow? :3

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">If only I was level 10 mumble grumble stupid floors.

Miron:<font color="#000000">This place looks familiar *brick'd*

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Cheesecake

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(that probably wasn't the word we used last time to signify loaded-up...)

Edaric:<font color="#000000">... Come to think of it I should collect a few more code phrases, in case I ever need to set an Alarm again. :3c *brick'd*

VAE:<font color="#000000">I hope it wasn't

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">So many tunnels!

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">I can pronounce it now. :| Cheeeez-cake.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">whats up with cheesycakes?

GM:<font color="#000000">Say sammich when you're loaded!

VAE:<font color="#000000">dalokoh bar

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">Cheesecake Sammich?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">sammich

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">sammich

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">sammich

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Mmm, sammich...

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">SAMMICH.

GM:<font color="#000000">RIGHT! Sammiches. Any mid-session noms before we continue?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Plnty

VAE:<font color="#000000">Plenty.

GM:<font color="#000000">We'll have one more encounter, I think, then call it tonight.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Probably.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tathi and RAM for bike story.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Seriously. He couldn;t have chosen a better moment to drag it in.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Poor Miron

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Alarming telepathy was kind of amusing. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Then there's Vonain gloating.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:B

VAE:<font color="#000000">(speech about adaptability, right before a macer fucks up hard)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Vonain for surprisingly cool with being pointman trapspringer.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tom for We'll advance by hugging

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tom for DON'T TAKE THE ONE MOMENT AWAY &gt;:E

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#FF0000">I NEED IT. 8|

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">yeah. tom for don't take my peace and quiet combat time away

RAM:<font color="#990000">Grant for Dogcar.

VAE:<font color="#000000">seconding Grant

VAE:<font color="#000000">He's got it for granted

VAE:<font color="#000000">*brick'd*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Shankfang &quot;DOING IT VRONG :E&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Shankfang for a very similar &quot;DON&quot;T TAKE AWAY MY HOOTING THINGS WHEN IT'S USEFUL FOR ONCE&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">....Shooting.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Swallowtail for beard trimming.

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">I did it because it needed to be done, not because I liked it. There's green fur all over me now, who has green dogs?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">HOOT HOOT!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh that was just me really liking Sweeny Todd references.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">She just moves up and sudden striked a dude. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">ooh

VAE:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl

VAE:<font color="#000000">for &quot;Come on, you can swear better than that.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">That was just .. . surreal

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Mmm, miron for attempted telepathic harassment HORRENDOUS BACKFIRE

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">She knooooooooooooows.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">It could be worse.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">On 'the other side', Tom lights up the tunnel very well with a Light of Mercuria spell. &quot;..Run out of most of my support prayers already. Mostly personal combat magic left. I'll fight on the front if we need to again.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl could have failed his save.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">And Tathi would have wandered into one of Vargie's therapy sessions.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Then I will trade places with you in the marching order, Thomas.&quot;

* Roy Stanford nods. &quot;We'll retreat should we encounter heavy resistance.&quot;

Meany:<b><font color="#0000FF">My mother was a witch. She kept tabs on us, and kept taking from our hoards before we could challenge her fiscally. I ate her face at one point.

</b>Meany:<i><font color="#0000FF">Hmm Hmm. And what do you remember of your father?

</i>Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Nod.

Meany:<b><font color="#0000FF">Mom laid our eggs in his carcass.

</b>Meany:<i><font color="#0000FF">I see.

</i>VAE:<font color="#000000">haahaha

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm happy to hear that.&quot; Vonain says himself.

RAM:<i><font color="#990000">I think you have surpressed anger issues stemming from you lack of a father figure growing up.

</i>Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Ahem.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">I would like to switch spots with Shank.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Thank you.

* VAE grew up without a father either, and one thing his anger isn't is &quot;suppressed&quot; x3

* VAE proud Taun

RAM:<font color="#990000">Naw, you just have both.

RAM:<font color="#990000">When your suppressed anger becomes unsuppressed as well is when you need to worry.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">I think I'd like to switch spots with ed. healers should be better spread out thhrought he party

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">thank you

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also, Miron with Ed?

GM:<font color="#000000">The tunnel continues for a long, long time. It has very few branches, surprisingly, and most of the areas that are branched off have been sealed by cave-ins. With Aelian and Roy on the trail, though, it's fairly easy to follow the one set of footprints the lieutenant is interested in.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I'd like to switch places with Gamal to troll Rail. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">needs to be reasonably frontline-ish

Edaric:<font color="#000000">But &gt;: Edaric:<font color="#000000">I can be support &gt;: *brick'd*

VAE:<font color="#000000">Thankee

Miron:<font color="#000000">I need to close up, see.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">You should be back here, Edaric.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">ed can be support from anywhere in party

Edaric:<font color="#000000">BUT D: Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">You are a bard.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I'll switch with Ed.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">You are not a front liner, and will never be a front liner. =3=

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">Besides. do you know how bad tom would crack if a sword cut your life short?

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">brb one second

Edaric:<font color="#000000">... A man can dream... =3=; I used to be the front-liner...

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Get back in line, bard.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">But then you got squishy, so now you aren't.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&gt;: Edaric:<font color="#000000">I have more HP than you! &gt;:O *brick'd*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I have 5 more AC than you. :P

Miron:<font color="#000000">You two said something about HP?

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Ladies.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Ladies.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Quit your incessant bitching.

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">.... How do you function as a group?

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">I am trying to mack.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">What is this function you speak of?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">... *surrepititiously plans a bunch of Novice Sublime Way items for Ed's birthday. =w=c* *bricked*

Miron:<font color="#000000">We do mostly by running into things wanting to kill us whenever we're about to start killing ourselves.

GM:<font color="#000000">Eventually, though... Listen checks, please?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 14 + 5 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Lissen up!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20 = 4&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Listen.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">WHAT?!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Spot: &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 8 + 5 = 13&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Listen: &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 6 + 5 = 11&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Listen: &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 11 + 3 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Spot: &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Listen: &#171;  &#160;1d20+4 = 1 + 4 = 5&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Listen: &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 20 + 2 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">:.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(Listen Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 14 + 1 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Spot Check : &#171;  &#160;1d20+0 = 3 + 0 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+2+1 = 15 + 2 + 1 = 18&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; listen!

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 9 + 13 = 22&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; listen!

Tavia:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 10 + 5 = 15&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; Listen!

Kor:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 7 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; listen! Someone just unwrapped some cheese!

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 15 + 12 = 27&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Listen check!

Player &quot;GlitchYou&quot; is not connected.GM:<font color="#000000">Distributing results...

You whisper to Glitch: You hear a woman's voice laughing, and a man's voice chuckling ahead... &quot;Stop kidding yourself. There's no escape -- not from us. We offer you an honorable death in combat -- isn't that what you've wanted?&quot;

You whisper to Meany: You hear a woman's voice laughing, and a man's voice chuckling ahead... &quot;Stop kidding yourself. There's no escape -- not from us. We offer you an honorable death in combat -- isn't that what you've wanted?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">WHAT WAS THAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

You whisper to Ghostwish: All of you hear a woman's voice laughing, and a man's voice chuckling ahead... &quot;Stop kidding yourself. There's no escape -- not from us. We offer you an honorable death in combat -- isn't that what you've wanted?&quot;

You whisper to Railock: You hear a woman's voice laughing, and a man's voice chuckling ahead... &quot;Stop kidding yourself. There's no escape -- not from us. We offer you an honorable death in combat -- isn't that what you've wanted?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus walks along, with wisps of intense silver light showing the way for all (sunrod strength, each.) He seems none the wiser.

You whisper to VAE: You hear a woman's voice laughing, and a man's voice chuckling ahead... &quot;Stop kidding yourself. There's no escape -- not from us. We offer you an honorable death in combat -- isn't that what you've wanted?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi hisses quietly. &quot; They're going to kill someone!! Move! Quickly!&quot; She whispers urgenly.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 8 + 11 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Someone else up ther. thomas, full steam ahead, we'll all stick close to you just in case.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus looks back. &quot;???&quot; He sprints ahead!

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 8 + 10 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 17 + 1 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Onward!

* Gamal-Junayd follows thomas closely

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- That's --&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Initiative?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt tenses up. &quot; Someone's in trouble. Time to move quickly.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes -- come on!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I won't move without DM blessing, but Thomas will do a Hasted Run.

Miron:<font color="#000000"> &quot;Indeed. Forward!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl and Gamal are the fastest.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain and Gnogglebolt move forward with the group.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">We should be blitzing them right now.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Gah.

VAE:<font color="#000000">we should

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Just waiting on Lia to get things setup I assume.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">and leave our anti possesion protection? that's just what the enemy needs is to possess gamal

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Oh look.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Lunch.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">I'll take pleasure in wracking his little arse in that case.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Halt!&quot; He points his sword.

Sszeyl whispers: ''I won't be able to get one to come in again. Can you draw them on your own?''

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;In the name of the Leaden Mace!&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">The cavern opens up into a small chamber, split into two tiers, with a rickety ramp connecting them. Two erinyes stand with bows drawn on the ridge, and in the center of the ramp... a halfling, with a patch over one eye, a shield in one hand, and a sword trailing blue mist in the other.

* Dr. Hatari begins redrawing the Circle.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt checks his belt once more, then looks ahead. &quot; I think I got them, but being closer would help, just in case.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">is the halfling looking our way or theirs?

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">The halfling raises the sword, pointing it to Thomas in a return challenge. &quot;No. It is you who will halt.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">...we need to add auras for tom

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">man, I'll have used up so much incindigas by the end of this...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&gt;:|

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Manliest Halfling.

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( MUZAK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeuzYv9K3BM ))

GM:<font color="#000000">Initiative, if you please!

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((dexterity-10)/2) = 1 + floor((17 - 10) / 2) = 4&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; initiative!

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 19 + 5 = 24&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; initiative!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 14 + 4 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(Initiative Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 19 + 9 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 16 + 1 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Is it time for fightink now? &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 13 + 5 = 18&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Initiative!

* Thomas Lazarus grits his teeth. He murmurs quickly aside to his superiors, &quot; A fellow you know?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 11 + 1 = 12&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 17 + 9 = 26&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 20 + 0 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Init

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Thomas, is he possessed?&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot; Yes -- Inquisitor Brushgather. Don't be fooled by his size. &quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 7 + 2 = 9&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Dex check!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Don't know -- can't concentrate on it right this second.. sorry..&quot; He raises his sword.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Detecting Evil would take a standard action.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Are you ally or enemy of fiends, halfling?&quot; Vonain calls out, his tone neutral.

* Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather sets his sword and shield. &quot;Come. None will pass.&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 5 + 4 = 9&#160;  &#187;

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 1 + 5 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 11 + 5 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 9 + 4 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Really? That line was old when I wore short pants.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 20 + 2 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain glances at Thomas. &quot;I'll take that as a 'yes'.&quot; He says, though, to Thomas, it should be obvious what he really means by that.

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Miron. you still wear short pants. Compared to normal at least.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I wear a robe, you sand-filled twar.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*twat

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;If you wore pants. they'd be short.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That was pretty good though. XP

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Fight now, bicker later.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Challenge akcepted.&quot; &gt;:3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And if you had half a wit, they'd call you a person.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Well, he definitely doesn't have bikes in his brain, now does he?&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Gamal are you going to take your action. :B

* Thomas Lazarus covers his face with his free hand.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">You're up. :B

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;In Cuthbert's name, what does it take for you people to focus!&quot; the lieutenant snaps.

* Gamal-Junayd runs up. full combat expertise. up the ramp at full speed, tumble dc 25 for full speed tumble through same space as the halfling. when he reaches him, somersaults over, slicing once with his sword as he goes over (spring attack) and then up to the top of the ramp. dodge will be on halfling (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 10 = 10&#160;  &#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+18+AMod = 10 + 18 + -5 = 23&#160;  &#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+6+DMod = Dam = (11 + 6 + 0) = 17&#160;  &#187;) ''

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Batter up. Swing, batter batter batter swing.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">patience glitch

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Seriously Thomas! I heard him thinking to it and everything, like it was speaking to him!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">do you have the notification that I'm typing turned off?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... Where are you going?

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor is conspicuously silent.

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">The blow deflects off the halfling's shield, and sparks fly onto the ground!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It .. .it wasn't.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">X3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;She's lying, trying to make me into the insane man she imagines me to be.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;So miron wants to ride shanks bike or something? Shankfang, I'd make sure your bike is locked up if mirons around.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Now is not the time.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I -- whatever! Devils!&quot; &gt;.&gt;;;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Horseshit! You were having an adamant conversation with it! Threatening to exorcise it or something! Look, I hate technology just as much as the next wizard, but that was lunacy.&quot;

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">&quot;A true warrior does not run from a challenge.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Iz Dragula gettink in pipples heads again?&quot;

Swallowtail has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Okay, back from an unannounced afk.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why would I ever exorcise a bike? Unless it was possessed, I mean.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Tactical assesmen.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Swallowtail makes like her namesake, and becomes invisible before any of the enemies even lay eyes on her...

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Is the Brushgather a friend or foe?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">We're not sure.

VAE:<font color="#000000">haha

VAE:<font color="#000000">guess.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">We want him alive, at any rate.

VAE:<font color="#000000">He's pretty intnt to kill us, for a friend

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hey may or may not be possessed, but we definitely want him alive.

VAE:<font color="#000000">okay, what did swallowtail just do?

VAE:<font color="#000000">how did she move through there?

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Using a Run action, she crosses the battlefield and runs up the cliff face like it were floor.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Ninja.

VAE:<font color="#000000">oh

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Speed Climb.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Ninja. They get.. spiderwalk, ain't it?

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">She remains crouched by one of the Erinyes without breaking her cloak. Done.

Aelian has received initiative.Glitch:<font color="#000000">She held down B while running and there was a red triangle at the base of the wall. :U

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;You were talking to it- wow, do my ears decieve me? Did she just do that? That Swallowtail is quite impressive.&quot;

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( *whaps glitch* Bad. XP ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's kind of like spiderwalk, except you fall off the wall if you end your turn there.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...so -exactly- like Mario! :D

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">... Yes. =w=;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... that sounds familiar, where is that -- OH. XD

Glitch:<font color="#000000">|3

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( you guys are -terrible- XD ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">*snrk* Okay but seriously, Aelian's turn. :B

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( what- FUCK, soryr. ))

Miron:<i><font color="#000000">I *need* to get a means to shield my mind.

</i>Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Let's open this up with a few good points.&quot; Aelian says as he nocks two arrows at once and fires at Erinyes 2, at point blank range to boot!! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-4+1 = 12 + 15 - 4 + 1 = 24&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 4 + 4 = 8&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+15-4+1 = 20 + 15 - 4 + 1 = 32&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 2 + 4 = 6&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187;!

Miron:<i><font color="#000000">Maybe it'll even keep the bike out.

</i>Erinyes 2:<font color="#000000">Crit threat!

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">HELLO CRIT. &#171; &#160;1d20+15-4+1 = 13 + 15 - 4 + 1 = 25&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 1 + 4 = 5&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; wait longbows are x2 or x3?

Tokens dropped onto map 'Yoriver - Underground Again'Erinyes 2:<font color="#000000">x3.

Dragula the Deffbike:<i><font color="#990000">BOO.

</i>Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">VERY WELL. &#171; &#160;1d8+4 = 2 + 4 = 6&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Heeee, when he makes a point, he really makes a point!&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">he -said- times 3.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">er, she.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Yeah, and?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's counted.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...oh!

Erinyes 2:<font color="#000000">Not only did you skewer the erinyes twice, you gave the DM a nice easy number to math with, so thank you. :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Once originally, once beside the confirm roll, once after.

Erinyes 2:<font color="#000000">... ow.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">missed the initial damage.

Edaric has received initiative.Miron:<i><font color="#000000">FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF YOU PIECE OF METAL FUCK JUST FUCK OFF.

</i>Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Thank gods i dropped detect thoughts for that.

Tokens dropped onto map 'Yoriver - Underground Again'Dragula the Deffbike:<i><font color="#990000">Language, Miron.

</i>Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+20 = 3 + 20 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Inspire Courage -- might as well start off right. :3

Edaric:<font color="#000000">+3 on attack rolls, damage rolls with weapons, saves versus fear, you know the drill.

Miron has received initiative.Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Miron! \o/ The power to fight back was within you all along! The power of imaaaginaaation!~ Just imagine a rust monster friend!

Tavia:<font color="#9900FF">ACK. Totally forgot poor pooch. They ran up and gaurdedededed.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Ed. your music this time around is just..lacking that certain something. Maybe you need to be up front a bit more, so as to get a better feel for how it is on the front lines, to really bring out the best in those fighting. &quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm, what's present speed?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Is there Haste or not?

Dragula the Deffbike:<i><font color="#990000">I feed on rust monsters.

</i>VAE:<font color="#000000">wait

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh, no, I don't think so.

VAE:<font color="#000000">what am I

VAE:<font color="#000000">that was not what gave us 30, anyways.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Only Ed knows haste.. oh that. That was a scroll Vonain cast from days ago.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Basically, was wondering whether Miron has hopes of closing up. Apparently not.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Although, I do have to wonder.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Unless Sszeyltrain

Glitch:<font color="#000000">What was Bushgather's reaction to a turban-headed man vaulting right over his head like it was nothing? :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Right after his declaration of none will pass? :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Calling him a coward for leaving melee.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh huh, missed that.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..EXCEPT THAT GUY.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;AND THAT NINJA I GUESS.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;FUCK YOU GUYS. D|&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">and eventual;ly

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">AND THE GUY WHO CAN FLY

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">&quot;You keep cowardly company in these days, those who I once called brothers.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;The challange, good man..was to pass you. You didn't say, none will defeat you. you said none will pass. And Lo...I have passed. Challenge accepted, and beaten. Don't try to change the challenge after you find you couldn't keep it challenging.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oooooooooh. xD

* Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather ignores Gamal, still focused forward.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Sick burn!&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Now -that's- getting a nom from me.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'll second it because it's even spelled nicely -- *TURBO-BRICKED*

Miron:<font color="#000000">Regardless ,the inquisitor mumbles and is once again enveloped by pale, sickly light.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Also

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Eladrin, elementals, emaciation.. erinyes!&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 1 + 13 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Dark Knowledge.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh poo.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">What does that yield?

Dragula the Deffbike:<i><font color="#990000">Sorry, I ran over that page.

</i>Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Erinyes... see Succubi. *browses through* &quot;Succubi, see Erinyes.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Eh?!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">haha

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;CIRCULAR REFERENCES? WHAT IN MALCANTHET'S WINGED CUNT&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;SUCCUBI ARE FUCKING DEMONS!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<i><font color="#FF0000">D|

</i>Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Literally!

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl looks at the tiny man.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;FUCK THIS!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;If he is an enemy.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Give me a quick run down of his skills.&quot;

Erinyes 1:<i><font color="#000000">No thanks.

</i>VAE:<font color="#000000">end turn

Glitch:<font color="#000000">.......and even though Miron's not long for the game, I have to nom for how clever that is to explain his failures. xD

VAE:<font color="#000000">I have a canon for the whole class feature.

* Glitch could never hope to be such a quick thinker

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Liatai:<font color="#000000">-- Oh, wait, sorry. D|

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Was Miron done?

VAE:<font color="#000000">An archivist can, though unknowingly, access the entirety of his knowledge through the book.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Swordsman. Capable swordsman.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">If he can't remember something. . .burned pages, smudged words, circular references, depending on what went wrong

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hokay, let's try dis again.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">and yes. Light of Lunia wil lbe useful next turn

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Though as we've proven. not THAT capable. couldn't stop someone when he said he would.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;You don't count, Dancer of the Sands.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">you know.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Why not?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Hmm..&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Preferred style of sword, mehod of attack, tenacity on a scale of one to ten.&quot;

* VAE mildly annoyed Sound Burst is level 2. Because Level 4 slots are the most bloody needed.

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Use your fucking eyes.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I'm a drow, I know rapiers.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang fires at Erinyes number 1, the bullet skipping off the lip of the cliff before flying at it! &#171; &#160;1d20+19-4+3 = 6 + 19 - 4 + 3 = 24&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6+2+3 = 14 + 2 + 3 = 19&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Force damage!

* Dr. Hatari enjoys Grant+Sszey. |D

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also, if thre's a lesson, never enough wrack prepared.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I barely know how Thomas wields the longsword.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;I bet Sszeyl, Vonain, Tomiko, Masabel, even Swallowtail would have no problem getting up here.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;For a similar reason I don't count.&quot; Vonain replies back.

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">Hit!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Volley time!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Precicely.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oh, Hasted, BTW.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Ps.. psst.. Sszeyl.. this is a bastard sword..&quot; |D;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang tosses a bullet into the air as he fills Rose's barrel with powder. As the bullet comes down, he pulls the powder horn from Rose and points it straight up in the air. The bullet falls neatly into the barrel, and Shankfang levels and fires!! &#171; &#160;1d20+19-4+3+1+1 = 6 + 19 - 4 + 3 + 1 + 1 = 26&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6+2+3+1 = 8 + 2 + 3 + 1 = 14&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Force damage!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Good question, is that a human's shortsword or a halfling's longsword?&quot; :.

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">Another hit!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Not done yet, bitch! Shankfang powders Rose and tosses her up in the air! As the gun spins and falls, he throws a bullet straight down the barrel, then catches it on his finger, spins and fires! &#171; &#160;1d20+19-4+3+2+1 = 2 + 19 - 4 + 3 + 2 + 1 = 23&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6+2+3+2 = 9 + 2 + 3 + 2 = 16&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Force damage!

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;That's a bastard sword?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I thought what Vonian had was a bastard sword.&quot;

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">BANG! Another hit!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;No, I've got a greatsword, or claymore if you prefer. It's bigger.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; That's some make of greatsword, it's huge..&quot; ^^;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Can I roll something higher than a 10, please? &gt;:O

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;What is with you humans and your over-large swords.&quot;

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">What are you complaining about?! You're hitting! OW DX

Glitch:<font color="#000000">fun fact I just discovered; Claymore is literally Gaelic for great sword. :U

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;It's like you're trying to make up for a diffiency in some area with volume.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(well, an angelicization of it)

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">But wait, there's more! Final shot, the half-orc pours powder into Rose's barrel as he...plays hacky-sack with a bullet? He pulls the powder horn away, kicks the bullet up and into the barrel, then aims and fires! &#171; &#160;1d20+19-4+3+3+1 = 19 + 19 - 4 + 3 + 3 + 1 = 41&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6+2+3+3 = 12 + 2 + 3 + 3 = 20&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Force damage!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Granted, but it still implies a style.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oh if only I had improved Crit!

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( That style being RAAAAAAAAAAA ))

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">Happy? OW

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Subtlety's a thing for philosophy, not combat. If you're going to kill someone, you might as well kill them a whole lot.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;It could be worse. you should see the fullblades some ogre's wield.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Yes, happy. :B

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">Shankfang takes this erinyes from a proud, ready stance, to a panting, bloody mess.

Vonain (Goldeneye) has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;With rapiers, it's easy. You apply enough force to move your enemy's attack out of the way, and you poke him where his armor doesn't defend.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Quick, quiet, minimal mess, minimal expenditure of energy.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah, well, I just bash through the armor.&quot; Vonain then rises up into the air as he charges diagonally upward at full speed!

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Which is all well and good if your opponent is weaker than you, but if they're not, it becomes a test of who can mash each other tthe longest.&quot;

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tell you what. We survive this, you come by the forge, I'll give you an education. Your ignorance is painful.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;The skill there is in training endurance.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Not in skill with the blade itself.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">His path takes him five feet off the ground here, where he swings his greatsword in a wide full-circle arc from above his head, down, and up again. &quot;Now none shall pass here.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">End turn.

* Thomas Lazarus doesn't mind the banter as much now that it's non-hostile and they're winning. &quot;...&quot; |3;;

* Roy Stanford attempts to ignore the banter. =.=;

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ven it komes to chopping, Hy prefer da Choppa.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang gestures to the seldom-used axe at his side.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Clank clank waddle huff adjust belt, raise Soakifyer nozzle, SPLSSSSHHHHH on Erinyes 1! &#171; &#160;1d20+8-2+3 = 7 + 8 - 2 + 3 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; ranged touch attack!

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;A nice weapon. I prefer my hands...or my sais.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF"> &quot;God I miss them.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">zai*

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">I keep forgetting that.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Good gracious, can you aim that far? O_o

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;My mace and my book, all the stuff I ever need.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Range increment of 50 feet, maxrange of 150, like was set out when we made the device. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">One heck of a super soaker.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">brb. java is starting to eat tons of resources

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Only three range increments instead of five. Or ten. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">jerver

<i><font color="#0000ff">Railock is disconnected.

</i>Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">It's very pressurized. :B

<i><font color="#0000ff">Railock has connected.

</i>Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">The stream of holy water impacts the side of the cliff.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt lets out a somewhat undignified snarl/squeak.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">End turn.

Gnogglebolt:<i><font color="#000000">I was sure I had that!

</i>Erinyes 2:<font color="#000000">The other erinyes drops its bow, drawing a longsword covered in scarlet flames in one fluid motion, and turning straight toward thin air.

Meany:<b><font color="#0000FF">&quot;I.&quot;

</b>Meany:<b><font color="#0000FF">&quot;See.&quot;

</b>Meany:<b><font color="#0000FF">&quot;You.&quot;

</b>Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain's eyes widen as he suddenly realizes. &quot;Swallowtail they can see you!&quot;

Erinyes 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 13 + 14 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 6 + 5 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+9 = 6 + 9 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 4 + 5 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; -- Whoops. The DM misread. It's just a plain sword, covered in flaming designs.

* Swallowtail squints. Challenge accepted.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Very pressurized, I see

Miron:<font color="#000000">you'd do better pissing at her.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Well, you probably wouldn't

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&gt;:O

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;DAT'S CHEATINK!&quot; &gt;:O

* Swallowtail suffers one slash, but dodges the other. &quot;-- Tch.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Hatari.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">I have a question.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yo

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;They can? Fuck.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Can I combine Rabid Wolf Strike with a grapple check?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">No, I don't think so.

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">.... Hey, math folks, got a question for you, too.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Damn.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The Strikes assume just that, weapon attacks.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Mnyes?

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">We've got a right triangle, here, with this ramp.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Some techniques can specifically be paired with non-swings, but they all explicitly say so.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Pythagorean Theorem.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">squrt((length^2)+(height^2))

Glitch:<font color="#000000">er

RAM:<font color="#990000">Or however the hell you spell it.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">squrt((length^2)+(height^2))

Glitch:<font color="#000000">ack

Glitch:<font color="#000000">sqrt((length^2)+(height^2))

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Aha.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">There/

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Well.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Put that in brackets.

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">30 feet long, 12 feet high. If I was to stand at the 15-foot mark, how high up would the hypotenuse be?

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">How high is Brushgather's position off the ground?

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Because I can probably make a Mighty Throw on him.

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">That's what I'm trying to ask.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;sqrt((30^2)+(12^2)) = sqrt(30 ^ 2 + 12 ^ 2) = 32.3109888428&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Presumably 6 feet.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Damn.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Need 10 feet to incur fall damage.

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">.... yes, that'd make sense, wouldn't it?

* Dr. Hatari skips equation, uses logic.

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">Eh. I can reach that high.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">This is how I passed math. *bricked*

RAM:<font color="#990000">:B

* Grant Warner moves into position. &quot;Fuck. Falstaff, get the fuck down from there!&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...Oh, I just now got what the question was asking. :B

* Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather doesn't respond.

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Gotta add artificial height to be a challenge, eh, shortstack?&quot;

* Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather doesn't respond, eye on Thomas now that he's set foot on the ramp.

* Thomas Lazarus advances up, frowning.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">His eyes glow blue. Detect Evil, anyways. This is curious.

* Grant Warner growls. &quot; That's not him. He would have made a comeback. &quot;

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">Strong aura.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl watches the little man.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... Can't tell.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Well..&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus invokes a quickened Divine Favor, Haste, and keeps his domain power on standby. His form erupts with blue flames, and his raises his blade. &quot;..Either way..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You should know better than to stand in the way of this cause.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I like your methods, Senior Inquisitor Warner.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">scratch that

VAE:<font color="#000000">he was whispering

* VAE apparently fails at recognising font size

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Not whispering, exactly, just quieter than before. Grant's not a whisperer. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">So Miron could have heard him, believably.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Oh, fine.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;One way to know for certain.&quot; The lieutenant moves into position, hand glowing blue, and reaches up -- &#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 13 + 17 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; touch attack!

* Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather makes a sudden blurring motion with his longsword -- &#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 11 + 18 = 29&#160;  &#187;

RAM:<font color="#990000">:O

RAM:<font color="#990000">Wall of Blades? :O

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Is that for the round, or for that one attack?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Just one.

RAM:<font color="#990000">If it's Wall of Blades, just the one.

Sszeyl:<i><font color="#0000FF">Good.

</i>Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">If, indeed, that is what is happening.

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">No good! He's hit -- and a blue glow overtakes him. He stands, unmoving, for a while.

* Thomas Lazarus raises a brow. &quot;..What..&quot;

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">&quot;.... Out of my way, Moscran.&quot; And now the DM needs to look up the halfling racial mod on Jump checks.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">it's -6 for every ten feet of speed below 30

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20-6+2+2+13 = 4 - 6 + 2 + 2 + 13 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<i><font color="#000000">BOING!

</i><font color="#000000"> Apparently not willing to wait, the little man turns with a swish of his coat and leaps across the gap!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot; Oh no you don't....&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">wouldn't he also have to jupm UP 6 feet?

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I see.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Plan B, then.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">He would.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">and thats a dc 24

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I think he closed in a little first, no?

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">Hm, so I would. Very well.

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">Up, and THEN jump.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">does that give me an AoO?

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">If you want to take one.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">He takes 10 on that bullshit skill you use. *bricked*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">....thaaaaat sounds ominous.

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">... Actually, he DOES have ranks in Tumble.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">I would. (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 15 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+18+AMod = 15 + 18 + -2 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+6+DMod = Dam = (8 + 6 + 3) = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) Crit Threat! (Confirmation Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+18+AMod = 18 + 18 + -2 = 34&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Crit Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam +1d6+6+DMod = 17 + 4 + 6 + 3 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">and taking 10 on tumble is only possible cause of a class skill

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10+5+2 = 14 + 10 + 5 + 2 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">Does that Tumble check work?

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">But that's more than enough. he's got a high tumble for armor

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">oh yeah

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">Armor, right.

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">Subtract 1 from that, the DM forgot.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">What's that you say? STRUGGLE STRUGGLE AGAINST THE RUBBER BAND? ON YOUR CLAW? *bricked away!*

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">if you move half speed it's dc 15. full speed dc 25

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain's eyes widen as the halfing completely leaps right through Gamal's attack.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot; Not good.&quot;

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- What did you do, commander?&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Watch.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Gamal, it looks like you actually have some competition!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..?&quot; He knits his brow and does so.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..!&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus suddenly dawns a look of realization.

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<i><font color="#000000">Elder... MOUNTAIN... HAMMER!

</i><font color="#000000"> &#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 19 + 18 = 37&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+7+1d6+6d6 = 2 + 7 + 4 + 19 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Pretty clever, commander.&quot;

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">Crit confirm - &#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 13 + 18 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;So...who's side is he on now?&quot;

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;32+1d6+7 = 32 + 5 + 7 = 44&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

* Thomas Lazarus winces.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain is left blinking.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Warblade?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Field exorcism? Neat.&quot;

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">.... Given how thoroughly he just chopped that erinyes down the middle, it may be easier to tell.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not for long.&quot; He looks to Thomas.

Sszeyl has received initiative.* Thomas Lazarus nods.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">...Kill stealer. I did all the hard work.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Right..&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<i><font color="#000000">I have got to learn what that trick was.

</i>Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">Spellcraft might be able to tell you, if you're referring to what I did.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl turns to look at the other enrinyes.

* Thomas Lazarus speaks up. &quot;Inquisitor Brushgather, I'm a trained exorcist. I can get that fiend out of you before the protection ward wears off!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+20 = 13 + 20 = 33&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Spellcraft

You whisper to VAE: Protection from Evil.

Sszeyl whispers: ''I'm going to attack that one. If you have the power to draw her to you, use it if you're still hungry. Or don't. It's your lunch.''

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . .I need to write down that spell.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Unfortunately, I don't have spellcraft. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+24+mod = 12 + 24 + 0 = 36&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Jump check!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">A mystery, then.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">...but, Vonain's eyes light up as he hears Thomas's words. Ohhhhhh...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Sounds like Tom already figured it out by clues besides spellcraft. Remember, the commander had an amulet he used to cast Protection From Evil on Vonain, earlier.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl makes a running jump, reaching out for the harpy woman, eyes turning red, hands curled like talons, mouth open showing sharpened teeth.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<i><font color="#000000">Wow, this long and I...I didn't even know it worked like that....

</i>Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+12+3 = 8 + 12 + 3 = 23&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Touch attack.

Erinyes 2:<font color="#000000">Hit!

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+12+4+3 = 17 + 12 + 4 + 3 = 36&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Grapple check. &gt;:U

Erinyes 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 11 + 14 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; No chance!

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl flies through the air, graps the erinyes by the throat, and forces her to the ground with his momentum.

* Swallowtail manifests slowly out of thin air, as a chameleon-like cloak bleeds off of her. She's already standing in a defense stance. It faintly lowers as her opponent gets monktackled.

Tathi has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">One more thing.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">In Uncle voice.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh right, Grapple damage.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">I believe I can deal unarmed damage?

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">F'shizzle.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep yep. :3

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Hrm. I'm hardly even needed here.&quot; Tathi muses at the devastation.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl's hands flex, and a serious of sharp cracks fill the air. &quot;Die, now.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Were you ever?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d10+6+3 = 7 + 6 + 3 = 16&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Bike.&quot; Tathi says simply.

Erinyes 2:<font color="#000000">Lethal or non?

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">That depends.

* Thomas Lazarus eyerolls.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Intrrrogation remember

Erinyes 2:<font color="#000000">... well the dialogue makes it obvious. XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">We need one

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d2 = 2&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; 1 lethal, 2 non.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">WHELP.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Erinyes is defiant

Erinyes 2:<font color="#000000">.... You're awfully arbitrary, for a monk. *brick'd*

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">|D

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Shut up. You and your bike.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">You'd leave a man's life to chance?! (or woman-thing's, as it were. :B )

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Was there any response from Brushgather at Tom's remark?

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Well, as Tathi notes the nonlethal takedown in process, she holds off. End turn.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl flips a coin. Your luck holds out. He flips it again. Your driver's doesn't.

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">Isn't that battle done?

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">Not immediately. He's surveying the battlefield. No, the erinyes under Sszeyl is still alive.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well, not technically. The Erinyes could cast, or escape.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But probably.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Not escape!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Not while I'm here! And...have incindigas left. &gt;.&gt;

Dragula the Deffbike:<i><font color="#990000">Since when was I Tathi's bike?

</i>Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well she could cast unholy blight or something, I dunno. I'm just saying she can still do things.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">Tumble DC 40 to move 10 feet as 5 foot step. putting me next to erinyes...and slice and dice it on down with mercy

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">no expertise. dodge on...the halfling still just in case

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 8 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+18+AMod = 8 + 18 + 5 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+6+DMod = Dam = (9 + 6 + 3) = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 16 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+18+AMod = 16 + 18 + 5 = 39&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+4+DMod = Dam = (10 + 4 + 3) = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) Crit Threat! (Confirmation Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+18+AMod = 20 + 18 + 5 = 43&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Crit Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam +1d6+4+DMod = 17 + 1 + 4 + 3 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 2 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+13+AMod = 2 + 13 + 5 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+6+DMod = Dam = (7 + 6 + 3) = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 8 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+13+AMod = 8 + 13 + 5 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+4+DMod = Dam = (8 + 4 + 3) = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 10 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+8+AMod = 10 + 8 + 5 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+6+DMod = Dam = (9 + 6 + 3) = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">The screen fills with numbers and it falls down.

Miron:<i><b><font color="#000000">YOU UNHOLY FUCKING PIECE OF DEMON CURSED SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT. YOU. YOU GAVE THE FILTHY WHORE MEANS TO CALL ME INSANE. YOU PISS ME OFF EVERY TIME YOU WHO SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ABLE TO TALK. YOU CAN'T. OR I'LL MAKE YOU NOT TO.

</b></i>Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Woe to the conquered.&quot;

* You roll to yourself: 13+20+11+10+13 =&gt; 13 + 20 + 11 + 10 + 13 = 67Dragula the Deffbike:<i><font color="#990000">No.

</i>Erinyes 2:<font color="#000000">... That is pretty much how things go with Gamal on board. :B

GM:<font color="#000000">Combat over!

* Swallowtail snaps her tessen shut and nurses the slash wound with a palm.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Lieutenant Standford.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl stands up, holding the unconscious erinyes by one hand on her throat.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Mmm, dat vas fast.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well.. that went efficiently.&quot; Tom's attention drifts to Brushgather. &quot;...&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain breaths a sigh of relief.

* Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather nods with approval, wiping off his sword before descending the ramp. &quot;Quickly, then, exorcist.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">He then turns his eye to the halfling. Not out of the woods yet.

Miron:<i> <font color="#000000">YOU WILL. THIS IS MY HEAD AND IT IS ME WHO RULES OVER IT. GET OUT! I BANISH YOU!

</i>Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;If a Battle isn't over quickly..it's more likely to be a war.&quot;

Dragula the Deffbike:<i><font color="#990000">...

</i>Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Shankfang, get ready with your gun.&quot; Vonain says as he holds up a palm, energry swirling around his hand.

Dragula the Deffbike:<i><font color="#990000"> No

</i>Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yes, sir. Glad to see this resolution instead of another fight with a brother.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy'm alvays ready.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas kneels and holds onto a rosary, and begins the exorcism process.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;This one's probably going to make a bolt for it. Gotta hit it hard and fast.&quot;

Miron:<i><font color="#000000">You. I can see you. You. Will. Pay.

</i>Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi, if you've any spare magemissiles, that would be helpful.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom probably only has 9 rounds to try this, so taking 20 is technically not an option! Checking rules..

Dragula the Deffbike:<i><font color="#990000">Ooooh, scaaaary. I'm shaking in my tires.

</i>Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">Four minutes, actually.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh, good.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Very true indeed, this is one time--oh? ...Well.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">I do have four levels of cleric.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">So, how long does a normal exorcsim attempt take? Multiply by 20. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor approaches the bike &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 20 + 7 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; with his mace.

Miron:<font color="#000000">pfft

Miron:<font color="#000000">what

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d20+0+4 = 13 + 0 + 4 = 17&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Versus DC (10+possesser HD+Cha mod)

VAE:<font color="#000000">Attacking something that isn't even there

VAE:<font color="#000000">and he gets a crit

Dragula the Deffbike:<font color="#990000">The mace passes straight through, since I'm not actually here.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">However, Tom takes 20, since time is not of the essence and flood rolls are stupid.

Dragula the Deffbike:<i><font color="#990000">You're gonna have to try harder than that, Miron!

</i>* Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather remains standing the whole time. .... It's vaguely comical, seeing this serious, grizzled short fellow who barely comes up to Thomas' waist standing up straight.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . .&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Miron, what are you....&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">So... 20 rounds, I presume? In seconds, that'd be 120 seconds, in minutes that's two minutes.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I ...&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;.... Never mind I don't want to know.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl looks to Swallowtail.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm not feeling well.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">So, can take 20 with two minutes to spare.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I'm sorry for stealing your kill.&quot;

Dragula the Deffbike:<i><font color="#990000">Since when are you ever feeling well?

</i>Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;It is fine. There will be others.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Give or take, yes. There's a lot of energy channeling and murmuring going on as Thomas engages in unique spiritual combat with the fiend.

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Aelian glances back at Edaric. &quot;Something amiss, Ed?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor walks to a cave wall and rests his forehead on the cold stone.

Dragula the Deffbike:<i><font color="#990000">Look, you're making everyone think you're crazy.

</i>Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">&quot;... If it gains control again, do not bind me. It can use my skill to escape.&quot;

Dragula the Deffbike:<i><font color="#990000">But we know you're not, right? :P

</i>Miron:<i><font color="#000000">What the actual fuck. You should have known it can't be there.

</i>Miron:<i><font color="#000000">It makes no sense.

</i>Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain remains at the ready, the energy waiting to be unleashed from his palm. He glances over to Tathi again. &quot;Wizard? Any bolts of magic left?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You don't need to tell me twice. I recognize that technique..&quot;

Miron:<i><font color="#000000">And I'm not even drunk this time What..

</i>Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..But it won't.&quot;

Dragula the Deffbike:<i><font color="#990000">It's all in your head, Miron.

</i>Dragula the Deffbike:<font color="#990000">SUDDENLY!

Miron:<i><font color="#000000">I'm not listening.

</i>Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Ghostwish?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Seriously though don't go overboard, you're milking this more than playing your damn PC. =w=;

Dragula the Deffbike:<font color="#990000">Imaginary bike in your face.

Miron:<i><font color="#000000">You aren't there.

</i>* Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather 's fists clench, and his teeth grind -- that's the only outward indication of discomfort he gives. A smoky winged shape rises from his shoulders...

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi just gives the warlock a flat look. &quot;And what exactly would a bolt of magic be?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Miron! Come on!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's dangerous to go alone in the Underdark.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Magic missiles, whatever they are. Blasts of pure force.&quot;

Miron:<i><font color="#000000">And I'm coming. And you can'd do shit about it.

</i>Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl watches the smoke.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I can make attack rolls if you really want. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sorry.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Those can affect the incoporeal, and we only have one shot at this...

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Oh well.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just. . .headache. Needed to cool down.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">*we may only

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Was that a Zelda reference :P

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Did you see something?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;No food for him again today, it seems.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;I do.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor has a determined look ,once again

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!&quot; &gt;:D

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..There.&quot; He takes a deep breath himself.

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Ed, what's going on?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You are free, and the ground around me is warded.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">As the wisp begins to rise, Vonain unleashes his power as it forms, before it can geta way! Spirit Blast, ranged touch attack &#171; &#160;1d20+10+3 = 6 + 10 + 3 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;, for &#171;  &#160;5d6 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage if it hits.

Miron:<i><font color="#000000">That's it. There are no bikes. I have handled worse shit than this. I will stand through. No bikes at all.

</i>* Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather reflexively dodges out of the way, and makes a motion to draw his sword as the bolt whizzes by his head, before he stops himself.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">And then we light it up like a plane flying over Normandy beach.

Dragula the Deffbike:<i><font color="#990000">Keep telling yourself that.

</i>* Dr. Hatari bricks. :E

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Miron wandered off and was staring at something.&quot; Shrug.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">miron's been possessed by the spirit of a bike. he will get a leather jacket, and go riding bikes downt eh road

Miron:<i><font color="#000000">You aren't. I don't care.

</i>Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Wandered off? Could something of taken him while we weren't looking?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Aelian quirks an eyebrow, and then looks over at Tathi. &quot;Okay, be serious. Was he really crazy-talking in his head?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm an inquisitor. I can handle myself.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Yes!!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Where do you want this thing?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">So, Devil eats boolets?

VAE:<font color="#000000">.. . pfft

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron has a First. The first bike ever constructed.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You guys are killing me, here.

VAE:<font color="#000000">irs machine spirit

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl takes the sword, and offers it to Swallowtail with the scabbard. &quot;I don't think this is your type of weapon, but I'd rather not asume.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">it just assumes the form of Dragula

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">yes, let's get back to the proper game.

GM:<font color="#000000">Devil eats boolets. Let's wrap up and do final noms, since we're getting off-track, and it's getting late.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Enough of this bike bullshit. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">c4

VAE:<font color="#000000">wat

VAE:<font color="#000000">I can't even smiley now

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...ah, well, okay.

Dragula the Deffbike:<i><font color="#990000">Careful, or I'll start appearing to you next.

</i>RAM:<font color="#990000">C4?!

* RAM detonates.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3 But you can make explosions! *brick'd*

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Nomming Miron for all the madness. XP

* Dr. Hatari neganoms for bike nonsense detracting from real characterization. :T

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Gamal for &quot;Challenge accepted and beaten. Don't be a spoilsport and change the rules if you can't win.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well. It's half-real. I did run with it once the token appeared there for no reason.. but eh.

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's vaguely real.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oh yes, and Miron for &quot;CIRCULAR REFERENCE?!?&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">^ That.

VAE:<font color="#000000">don't think bike silliness in this half of the game deserves noms.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That would be fine if we could all be mature about it and keep shit in perspective.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">Miron for circular reference and fighting a bike in his head over getting called insane by tathi

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nomming Grant for magicless detect possession.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">it was entertaining if nothing else

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Thirding circular reference.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Ed for Creeping Unease of Miron.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi for &quot;GIRL, HE CRAZY.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">She's actually afraid of him now. A stupid gnome is one thing, but a CRAZY gnome? Hell nah.

VAE:<font color="#000000">haha

RAM:<font color="#990000">...

VAE:<font color="#000000">Bast, that was such a silly moment to pick it.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Tathi needs to get possessed by Dragula next time it happens. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Eh. That'd break the last bits of real characterisation there are from it.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yeah I would pretty much just walk out and call this Muppets if that happened. =w=;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Naw. It's better if the whole bike thing is fake.. and Miron really is crazy.

GM:<font color="#000000">By the way, just for trivia's sake, when Tathi said &quot;they've got a braniac in there,&quot; it's because I gave her Int scores without identification. She was reading Gnogglebolt's 20.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">......

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Teehee.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">bweeheeheehee. xD

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">yeah. the bike..is kind of annoying and just pushing mirons buttons randomly. his reactions and the fact he played with it and ran with it was the entertaining part

RAM:<font color="#990000">Mmm, fair enough.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Also, yeah... the bike is fine for small jokes, but turn it down in the future, please. ^^;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Aww.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean, he's close to snapping throughout all of Yoriver

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Hey.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Don't 'aww' ffs. =w=;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">cause he could just flat out ignore it. that's why I nommed miron for it

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">If you're that bored with Shank, reroll.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">What if we all start making up psychosis manifestations? :3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">no. -3-

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">:(

VAE:<font color="#000000">Now there's the added burden of trying to plan for capture of bloody Altonor. And bast no

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">A. we aren't playing Cthulu. B. we aren't playing Malkavians. Thus....FUCK NO.

GM:<font color="#000000">Any more noms?

VAE:<font color="#000000">That'd turn very old verydast

VAE:<font color="#000000">*fast

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Here's hoping the Swallow can respond to Sszeyl next session. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's funny whn it happens once in a few dozen sessions.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I try to cut off RPing swallowtail when combat ends, more or less.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I don't consider her my character.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I just played a ninja once. :v

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Done with noms.

VAE:<font color="#000000">aside, Lia, Miron sort of consciously decided to ignore the bike, in a bullshitting himself into sanity sort of way

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I got nothing else.

VAE:<font color="#000000">So it sort of has an IC limiter on it now

VAE:<font color="#000000">(if you noticed, when he was leaving)

GM:<font color="#000000">Tathi - 100 XP - Thought-reading. I'm telling you, he's crazy! Shankfang - 50 XP - Bike Haunting. 100 XP - YOU'RE DOING IT VRONG! 100 XP - Exorcism via Bullet. Miron - 50 XP - Bike Haunting. 100 XP - Erinyes -- see succubus. Succubus -- see erinyes. What -- Vonain - 100 XP - It doesn't take a lot of brains to be lawful, he says in the police department... 100 XP - Point man! Thomas - 100 XP - We'll advance by hugging. Solution to all life's problem's. |D 100 XP - EXCEPT PARTY BICKERING. 8| The one solution to that seems to be combat. Sszeyl - 100 XP - You can swear better than that. 100 XP - I have no idea how to sword. Gamal - 200 XP - Challenge accepted, and beaten. Don't change the rules just because you can't win. Grant - 100 XP - Magicless Detect Possession.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;51100+100+100 = 51100 + 100 + 100 = 51300&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">still holding back combat xp huh?

VAE:<font color="#000000">58950

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Combat exp I presume will be handed out at the entire end of Yoriver at this point.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">61772

VAE:<font color="#000000">is Vonain just 51k?

GM:<font color="#000000">Truth be told, I'm waiting to see what people's XP counts are going to be at the end of this. XP got messed up by some folks saving in tokens and some folks not.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">56400.

VAE:<font color="#000000">that sems low even for him

GM:<font color="#000000">See what I just said. =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">64915/66000

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">59650 here.

GM:<font color="#000000">Saving campaign file... Please do not turn off your MapTool...

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">saving da campaign..

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">aahhhh can't wait till level 12 then I get Holy Blast.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Campaign file saved! :D

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Dimensional anchor on fiends at will!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Ready for the shutdown? I've got a drive to clone.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I can't wait until level 12 because Turn Attempts -&gt; free AoE healing.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Finally, fast recovery phase. |D;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ready!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">moar feetz for me!

Miron:<font color="#000000">I can't wait until level 12.. wait, I can

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Down we go!

Miron:<font color="#000000">I actually don't give a fuck

<i><font color="#0000ff">Ghostwish is disconnected.

</i><i> You have disconnected.

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