Session 68

Meany has connected.

RAM has connected.

Ghostwish has connected.

Railock has connected.

Meany:Herping around, the derping tree~

Ghostwish:Yaaaay!

Meany:*studio audience applauds*

Liatai:Doo be doot doo... yeah, I realized this morning I forgot a very important room in any lair/dungeon.

Liatai:A larder. :B

Ghostwish:The treasure room?

Ghostwish:The trap room?

Ghostwish:Oooo!

Ghostwish:The party dies horribly room!?

Meany:Suddenly.

Meany:Paula Deen's pantry.

Meany:BUTTERLANCHE.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Lia~

Meany:<font color="#660000">Lia lia Lia~

Meany:<font color="#660000">You know that chest out of Races of the Dragon that acts like a deep freezer?

Meany:<font color="#660000">How common are those in Akellon?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Angriz's Chest, yep.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Fairly common among those who can afford it.

Meany:<font color="#660000">So adventurers, the stupid rich, and dragons.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Ololol.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Stupid cheese popcorn.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Now my fingers are yellow.

Meany:<font color="#660000">But it's so good, I can't stop.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Look down at your belly.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">That should stop you. ;)

Meany:<font color="#660000">Never has before.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... and right under Objects. THERE'S the coal. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">where??

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Objects &gt; Items &gt; Coal. It's its own category.

* Liatai facedesks. x3

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">LOL what. XD

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">oh god it is.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Olololol.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Silly.

<font color="#0000ff">TMG has connected.

Meany:<font color="#660000">HALLO, SIR.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There. Larder. x3

TMG:<font color="#000000">just hopping on because I can, so I can leave this here

Meany:<font color="#660000">We missing le VAE.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Shall we summon him?

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Yes, someone drive a light tank out into the open and park it.

TMG:<font color="#000000">and away now

Meany:<font color="#660000">Or at least get the requisite four hours of screaming VAE, SERVER UP GET IN HEAH started.

* RAM charges forth in his T-127.

RAM:<font color="#990000">&quot;BLAZE OF GLORY RUN!&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660000">Oh, that reminds me.

Meany:<font color="#660000">How are the letters for military vechicles determined?

* Ghostwish opens fire in his bdrg1b! *BANG* &quot;I give up!&quot; *BANG* &quot;I give up!&quot; *BANG* &quot;I give up!&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">(it's a french tank)

Meany:<font color="#660000">Ghost, your joke backfired.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">i c what u did thar

RAM:<font color="#990000">It's decided by the guys developing it.

Meany:<font color="#660000">For when I saw that, I thought of Looking for Group.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">-- What the --

RAM:<font color="#990000">I don't know how they decide it for the most part.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ghost why is Pell a Spy. XP

Meany:<font color="#660000">And the Bloodrages' &quot;We Surrender&quot; charge.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">lolololoololo

RAM:<font color="#990000">However.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">SPY!

* Tathi burning hands.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ooooh.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Nice portrait.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">I was wondering how long it would take someone to notice. XD

RAM:<font color="#990000">I do know that E# means it's an experimental mod, and when it's accepted it turns into A# for accepted.

RAM:<font color="#990000">For example, M16A2 means it's the second eccepted mod of the M16.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Except for the Navy.

RAM:<font color="#990000">They do it weird.

TMG:<font color="#000000">are you guys forgetting hatari?

RAM:<font color="#990000">NO ONE CARES ABOUT HATARI!

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">yah

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">He doesn't even have a tank.

TMG:<font color="#000000">out again...

Meany:<font color="#660000">http://lfgcomic.com/page/145

TMG:<font color="#000000">testing

TMG:<font color="#000000">okay...away again

Meany:<font color="#660000">Test successful.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Launch the missiles.

<font color="#0000ff">VAE has connected.

<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

RAM:<font color="#990000">There's the VAE!

* VAE mroweth

<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">We can haz game time naow?

Meany:<font color="#660000">We must call down the Doktor.

VAE:<font color="#000000">did I drop or is it just quiet

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">You dropped.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">This is all in your head.

<font color="#0000ff">Dr. Hatari has connected.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I SEE A DOKTOR!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Guh!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I live!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Surprise grandma visit. ^^;

* VAE mroweth

VAE:<font color="#000000">better than surprise buttsecks

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Vastly so. :B

RAM:<font color="#990000">Unless Liacute is into that sort of thing.

Meany:<font color="#660000">PANCREAS.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ah, That gives a whole new meaning to Liatail

* Liatai thwaps the VAE. XP

RAM:<font color="#990000">Mmm, Liatail...

* Liatai thwaps the RAM. XP

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I see Ram is feeling especially douchey today. :P

Meany:<font color="#660000">His douchebaggery is maximum.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Mmkay, wolfing down lunch, reading end of last log...

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Did someone say liatail!?

RAM:<font color="#990000">But I thought Liacute was a dragon?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Meany... maximum would mean it'll go down

TMG:<font color="#000000">Hello. Okay. So. My original 'plan' that I got talked out of was trying to go somewhere other than home for a few hours...but right now, I'm at home, and neither parental units are here. They never bothered to check the comp. One won't be back for hours, but the other could be back at any time

Meany:<font color="#660000">Yes, his doucebaggery will deplete in a while.

TMG:<font color="#000000">I could play for a little bit...but if I hear the outside door opening, I'll go ahkldflhsdhs and be gone for good.

VAE:<font color="#000000">What the fuck is going on, tech?

Meany:<font color="#660000">Sort of like how radioative waste slowly becomes safe.

TMG:<font color="#000000">I'm being sneaky. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Why?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">=3=

* VAE gets all the news last, it seems

* VAE arghs

* RAM is too much of a nice guy. He can only maintain this level of douchebaggery for a short time.

TMG:<font color="#000000">and, er, not 'gone for good' as in GONE gone, just, gone for the rest of he day as I turn the monitor off and quickly move somewhere else and look busy. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">ololol *skeptical*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">That's what happens when you avoid Liatalk, I guess... ^^; Sorry VAE, I thought someone'd told you. Tech's grounded.

VAE:<font color="#000000">What happened?

TMG:<font color="#000000">Long story that I didn't tell anyone.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Parents being recockulous.

* VAE awaits the executive summary

Meany:<font color="#660000">VAE, it is not helped by you not appearing in Liatalk anymore.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Ninjaed.

* VAE would comment on that, but can't be arsed

TMG:<font color="#000000">gklkug

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well that was fast.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well there goes that. ^^;

RAM:<font color="#990000">POOF!

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Shoot RAM in the tracks at the end of a match and his douchebaggery shoots through the roof. :&gt;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Directly proportional to my level of RAGE.

TMG:<font color="#000000">crap. Turning off. Sis caught me.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Strangle here

VAE:<font color="#000000">*her

<font color="#0000ff">TMG is disconnected.

* RAM wonders which sis.

GM:<font color="#000000">So... that aside... how's everyone else today?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sadly I do not have a log. And there was a detail I wanted to check.

RAM:<font color="#990000">MY CHI IS MAD FOCUSED, YO!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Fresh, given I have spent mst day sleeping

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The town Altonor mentioned as having devil troubles -- what was it called?

* VAE is of lynx

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yoriver

* Dr. Hatari goes afk to make breakfasts.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh? Which detai? Log's on the wiki -- oh! Yoriver.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Thanks.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Cats are fighting me for popcorn.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Uggh. Been sneezing like no tomorrow since visiting the cat lady's house. =w=;;

Meany:<font color="#660000">BACK, FELID DEMONS.

Meany:<font color="#660000">BACK.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'm glad I had the foresight to prepare a change of clothes. Cocoa's not vaccinated yet, and I had no idea what kind of condition the 13 cats would be in.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Cat Lady: &quot;And this is Ringo -- I call him that because he has the rings on his tail, and he brought ringworm into the house when he came.&quot; Me: &quot;Oh... I see...&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Cat Lady: *shows me a cat with short hair and explains that he was normally a Persian, but they had to trim his hair for his ringworm treatment...* Me: ( D8 That means it wasn't that long ago!)

Meany:<font color="#660000">I now have bigcat and purrcat.

* Meany is drowning in cats.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Toxicat lady, it seems.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Got home, shucked clothes into the washer, showered immediately. =w=; No ringworm for our critters. Hopefully.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">ewwwwwwwwww

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">mmm, liatail in the shower...

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">OHGODBRICKS-

* Liatai thwaps the Ghostwish. XP

* Meany harpoons Ghostwish.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Shall we?

VAE:<font color="#000000">BWHAHAHAHAH

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">bwehehehe, yes, lets!

Meany:<font color="#660000">LAST TIME.

Meany:<font color="#660000">ON DRAGON BALL Z.

GM:<font color="#000000">Roll call!

Meany:<font color="#660000">Yo.

* Dr. Hatari stares. =w=;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">FREEZA CAME OUT OF THE CLOSEST. FOR THE FIFTH TIME.

RAM:<font color="#990000">MY CHI IS MAD FOCUSED, YO!

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">SPY AROUND HERE! *fwoosh!*

Meany:<font color="#660000">Freeza: &quot;God damnit, people, stop locking me in this closet!&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">oh yes, today's prank on liatai was changing pella's portrait to blue team spy. :&gt;

VAE:<font color="#000000">as an aside

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Nice. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">http://www.srcf.ucam.org/~dm510/leadenmace.jpg sketches of leaden mace badges

RAM:<font color="#990000">Silly Ghost.

VAE:<font color="#000000">now with labelling

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">404

VAE:<font color="#000000">http://www.srcf.ucam.org/~dm510/leadenmace.jpg

GM:<font color="#000000">Last session on Akellon... Derpy dragon antics!

GM:<font color="#000000">Well, granted, it wasn't all derpy dragon antics. -- Ack dog barking, one moment.

VAE:<font color="#000000">We are the knights who say DERP!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">So if I become a junior analyst I get to emblazon my armor with the German imperial iron cross?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Fucking sign me up. *bricked*

VAE:<font color="#000000">Sort of. yes.

VAE:<font color="#000000">The Tabard of the Great Crusade used the same symbol IIRC

Meany:<font color="#660000">Or.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Thomas can take up the Hospitilar PrC. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">A cuthbertian relic. Thing is, junior analysts generally lack scrying spells so while training they serve the general cleric/divine caster purpose

Meany:<font color="#660000">http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0c/Cross_of_the_Knights_Hospitaller.png

VAE:<font color="#000000">This was thought up ages ago, it's just that now i stumbled upon them and inked them so they actually can be resolved

GM:<font color="#000000">For one, while Miron and Sszeyl continued to grate on each other, Shankfang discovered that the party has been bringing along a baby dragon this whole time.

GM:<font color="#000000">Tathi also did not blow up any guards.

Meany:<font color="#660000">And Tathi's twin sister Ithat tried to seduce Aelian!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hy'm avezum like dat.

GM:<font color="#000000">After a bit of fun with Polymorph, the party noted the arrival of a black pegasus and its rider, and rushed out to meet them... forgetting the details of their prearranged meeting, but it seems to have worked out somewhat okay. Key word, somewhat.

GM:<font color="#000000">Shall we take it away?

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">First order or business, someone cast Sleep on Miron.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">*shot*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Pet pet pet.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">But you bet your ass they bought carpets on my watch. &gt;:(

VAE:<font color="#000000">Good luck with that.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">... I'm going to be remembered as the craziest wizard they've ever met, aren't I?

VAE:<font color="#000000">I think he'd have a bonus to his already high save

Kep'salion:<font color="#000000">The pegasus accepts the petting, nudging Shankfang playfully every now and then.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Pft. I have 4 more.

Amadre:<font color="#7F00FF">HORSIE! Hi! :&gt;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:D

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Afk 2 minutes. :.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">OVenz.

VAE:<font color="#000000">actually, if he's gone...

VAE:<font color="#000000">VAE is called by nature

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hy'm avezum like dat.

VAE:<font color="#000000">BRB as well

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">*&quot;Iz a goot Pegasus!&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;'Fraid you caught me before I had the chance to rustle up anything more filling than trail rations. You're welcome to some of those, if you want them?&quot; The drow smirks.

Shankfang the Deffrider: <font color="#990000">(( I have no idea what happened there, ))

Kep'salion:<font color="#000000">The pegasus leans its head down and sniffs cautiously at Amadre.

Amadre:<font color="#7F00FF">Lick! Hey! You taste like glue!

Kep'salion:<font color="#000000">Snort. =w=

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang gives the puppy some pettinz, too.

Amadre:<font color="#7F00FF">I like this place. ^^

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;We certainately do have a full schedule now. We have to get this crazy, furniture tossing monk down to some dragon on the coast, and then hopefully we'll be headed towards the Veld.&quot;

* Pellan'zyne is looking over at Thomas. &quot;... Father Lazarus?&quot; Oh dear, he's gone staring-at-inanimate-objects again.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;I.. am not sure what his rank within the church is.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">He's just a Pope.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Murder-spicy breakfast get. :9

* Thomas Lazarus blinks a few times in surprise, and looks up.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh.. ah. Pardon me.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Furniture-tossing? You'd think a detail like that would have made it into the letters.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus waves a hand lightly. &quot;I'm just an ex-templar.. I never completed any more serious clerical training than the basic acolyte teachings.&quot; ^^;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I suppose my magic just came into its own.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Ah. You weren't there for the pew incident.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Pev incident?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">back

Pellan'zyne:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's more temple-based training than I've had, at least.&quot; ^^; &quot;The gods work in mysterious ways.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That is so.&quot; He nods solemnly.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;And the cart incident.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;And the thesaurus.'

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... I'm sorry. I'll have to beg your pardon.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It was good meeting you, Altonor.&quot; He stands and bows.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Violent much?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">:B

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Mentioning the thesaurus does get a slight amused reaction from both drow. Seems the story's spread. |3

* Altonor stands as well. &quot;On your way so soon?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">:BBB

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">A highly distraught-looking templar turns and departs back into the woods, cradling his chin in one hand. &quot;...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs8/i/2005/325/1/b/A_Kitty_For_CT_by_henu.jpg

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">*_*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Bai, Tomas!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Wave wave wave!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Ta.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron turns around, with a slightly surprised look.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Pell, maybe you'd best go with him.&quot; &gt;.&gt;;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">There we are.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good luck, Brother.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Now before you all break camp and follow him.. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Lolnope.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Is this for OOC reasons?

VAE:<font color="#000000">as in, Hatari having to poof?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It was a deliberate timeline setup for something tech wished to do, yes.

Pellan'zyne:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah -- wait! Sir Thomas -- blast. If he gets lost I'll find him.&quot; ^^;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I don't have to poof.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ah

VAE:<font color="#000000">you are very lucky.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas has his reasons for disappearing, is all. Carry on.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Of all the people Thomas is the one whom Miron will allow to do this without investigating what's up

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">ololol

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;... hmm.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">SUSPICION!!1!! averted.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I will have you roll Survival or a Wisdom check, though, Thomas.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">nat1nat1nat1

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The path Arivan led you on through the woods is convoluted and not well-travelled.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh good. &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 18 + 2 = 20&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Meany:<font color="#660000">HA.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">damn.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You can find your way back to Thalinde without a problem. x3

* Dr. Hatari didn't want shenanigans just then anyways.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Lies and slander! Shenanigans are always welcome!

VAE:<font color="#000000">phone

Meany:<font color="#660000">Quickly while he's gone, cram five hours of exposition in.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">For what it's worth, the source of Tom's consternation is probably not all that difficult to deduce. He looked like someone just announced his family was killed or something and zoned out the instant Yoriver's problems were mentioned.

Meany:<font color="#660000">*shot*

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Seems there's at least one tracker here who might be able to help with that if it's needed, judging from the cu sith.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">cu sith

VAE:<font color="#000000">?

Meany:<font color="#660000">Green dogs.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Heh. I was about to say. Tavia here could find him on scent alone.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Cu sith, cooshee, elven hounds.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">They get to be as big as horses.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Do not let them chase you in a straight line.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Let miron think about that for a moment.

Meany:<font color="#660000">They can suddenly burst to 5x their movement once per day in a straight line.

VAE:<font color="#000000">back

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also

Miron:<font color="#000000">O___O

Miron:<font color="#000000">As big as horses...two of them...

Miron:<font color="#000000">KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;This is the closest I've been to one. Excluding the wardogs, of course.&quot; :. &quot;You must've trained them well for them not to be attacking drow as soon as they catch a whiff of our scent. How old are they?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">(OOC of course, hence no italics)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well, they need something to make up for their inability to grasp technology more advanced than bows and arrows, natural frailty, and procreating slower than pandas. =w=

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Oh still pups, the both of them. And while they've been around Sszeyl this entire time, they still don't acknowledge drow as elves so.. good luck getting them to obey.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Und dey're kute, too!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Pet pet pet.

Miron:<font color="#000000">*shudders*

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not planning to risk it, no worries there.&quot; |3

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Just as well.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;As long as they stay away from me...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Green is so very not a Drow coloue.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;They also have this strange affinity for chasing small folk around. First Gnogglebolt, then Miron, and then even that halfling inquisitor!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Her as well? *snrk&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Poor Gradia. One'd think...&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Speaking of which!&quot; Altonor points back at Sszeyl. &quot;You didn't introduce yourself.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;We really need to curb that out of them. When they're full grow, they could pick up a gnome or halfling with ease.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">*grown

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;No, I didn't. Let's fix that.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy vill hef to varn Talfeera about dat before she schows up.&quot;&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tell me about it... wouldn't be the first time a dog did that.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Flourishing bow for a quick second. &quot;Sszeyl of Orgolloyss.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Well if you don't mind a little slobber on your collar, Miron, it'd be the quickest you've ever gotten to work.&quot; Tathi says with a giggle.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">A brief hesitation, then a grave nod. &quot;I see. Well met.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Well met.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron says nothing, just frowns.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, aside from the issues in Yoriver and Braxton Falls, was there anything any of you wanted to talk about with me? I'll admit, I'm curious as to why Cal'tel's taken such a vested interest in you, but that'll probably clear up with time.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Well.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;I did have a few questons for you.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;But the Inquisitor takes priority. Go ahead, Miron.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;I'm not exactly certain why he's taken such an interest in us. We were honestly just an adventuring group that had been cobbled together.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">''Because we were the only ones foolish enough to do his bidding, yet reputable enough not to have an arrest warrant on our heads? ''

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'd assume that he thought the presence of two inquisitors means his... mail will get delivered safely.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">And of course, wanting us gone from Castleton for a time 

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hm. Thank you for delivering that safely, by the way. The more forewarning you can get of House Rilynasek operating in an area, the better.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, inquisitor?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Forewarned is forearmed.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm not sure Miron ever said he had questions. *scrolls*

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">It never accured to us that he -didn't- have questions.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">How awkward. :P

* Altonor seems to be waiting for a question from Miron.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Well that's all I can think of, if anyone else has anything? Don't think I want to pester him about the rest of my family, even if he has been in the Veld.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy hef no qvestions. Hy em schtill gettink schpun up on dis konvoluted plotline.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I recall Pell'anzyne told me you had something to ask yourself.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Afraid Maelstrom's the only Eyllisaearsithek I've crossed paths with. Aside from seeing some of the wine.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">something I had to ask you myself* ?

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;OH. The wine.. Did he really do what he threatened to do? Is it.. well.. colorful?&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;... I did, but there's time for that later.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Something with regards to... home.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;12+6+7+6+7+6+7+6+3+(5*8) = 12 + 6 + 7 + 6 + 7 + 6 + 7 + 6 + 3 + 5 * 8 = 100&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

* Pellan'zyne clears his throat quietly. &quot; Pellan'zyne. Wrong accentuation. &quot; &gt;.&gt;;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">who's got a link to the logs? Having a hard time keeping up with what we've covered and what we haven't..

Sszeyl: <font color="#660000">(( Was that supposed to be whispered? ))

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Other than that... the only thing I can trust you to answer reasonably is where did you get a black pegasus from? I thought they didn't even come in that colour.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">http://akellon.wikia.com/wiki/Session_Transcripts

Sszeyl: <font color="#660000">(( Oh, derp. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Derpghost is derp.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Iz a pretty kool kolor, tough..&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Pegasi? They can be practically rainbow colored. They're nearly fey in all rights.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yet black isn't a colour of the rainbow...besides it does carry certain.. associations. &quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;... you know, Kep, you've never actually told me where exactly you come from,&quot; the drow says, looking aside to the pegasus.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;I said that to mean any color.&quot;

* Kep'salion ruffles his wings cheekily.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">He is the lord of all Horses.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shadowfax?

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;One of the upper outer planes is my best guess, since someone likes to keep secrets.&quot; |3

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Shadowfax is to Kep as Clint Eastwood is to Chuck Norris.

Kep'salion:<font color="#000000">Snort. :P

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Pet pet.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">OH GEEZ

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">We never mentioned the wine before!!

VAE:<font color="#000000">what?

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm no expert on the whole planar business.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Okay, backing up a bit.

* Dr. Hatari is familiar from IRC.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Wait. Wine? What wine?&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#660000">&quot;Tathi's finally going out of linear progression.&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#660000">&quot;Back away before she explodes. =w=&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi just peers at Sszeyl. &quot;Do you have dragons in your head again or something?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Neither am I. For at least the last twenty years, my specialisation has been in matters of death gods and their servants. And other assorted dabblers in matters of undeath.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Duh.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy know about guns...und technology...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;But dat's about it.&quot;

Pellan'zyne:<font color="#000000">&quot;Arborea, perhaps?&quot; :. &quot;I've never thought about it, either.&quot;

Kep'salion:<font color="#000000">Snort. |3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Perhaps. Pity brother Thomas isn't with us at the moment.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The most knowledgable person on planar phenomena has left the building!

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 9 + 8 = 17&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; knowledge planes!

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Pbbbbbbbbbt. :P

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... now I need to check. Where -are- paladin mounts summoned from? :B

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Typically the plane that their god resides in.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hammerspace. *hoof'd*

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Upper planes.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Your Mom's house?

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Excuse me a moment.

* Ghostwish blows RAM's track off.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">^_^

VAE:<font color="#000000">Equestria

* RAM oneshots Ghost with his massiva cannon.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Your gunner is drunk! Ricochet! I just killed your driver. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">As an aside, got three kills in the SU-85 Cabriolet on El Halluf today

VAE:<font color="#000000">one of the two games I played

RAM:<font color="#990000">Except he's not drunk! I confiscated all of his vodka! Your tank just got opened up like a tin can.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Though that does remind me. We've had a long journey.&quot; The armored drow walks over and puts a hand on the pegasus' mane, glancing over at Shankfang and Terri. &quot;Had your fill of petting pegasi for now?&quot; :3

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Silly boy. I replaced your fuel tank with a mini bar. Your gunner can't even see straight.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Silly Ghost, that was a decoy tank. My real tank is just fine.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Wait. Wine? What wine?&quot; (reposting)

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Mm-hmm. He's really pretty.&quot; :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Vargie chews on a tank.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Unrepetent.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;But...but pettinz...&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Wait you're not the decoy? Um. Crap. I gave the enemy arty permission to use the decoy as target practice...

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Careful, you'll stoke his ego.&quot; |3

* VAE shoots Vargie with 107mm Zis-8

* Kep'salion tosses his head playfully.

VAE:<font color="#000000">The Salvation War all over again, I uess

You whisper to Ghostwish: What's Tathi's uncle's name again?

Ghostwish whispers: HOW COULD YOU FORGET!? *sob*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy vill hef to race hyu zumday.&quot;

Ghostwish whispers: Calreth. :P

You whisper to Ghostwish: Thank you. Couldn't find my notes. ^^;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;You ride?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Summon Dagula.

Meany:<font color="#660000">*Go Forth And Die starts playing*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy ride, yah. But not horses.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;What, then?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;My Deffbike!&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;... your what?&quot; &gt;.&gt;;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;A noisy metal contraption from the gnomish lands.&quot;

Pellan'zyne:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ehm... Mazian device, as far as I understand.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&gt;:3 !

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Iz a Mazian device. Like...a mechanical horse, eksept vith veels.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Und very, very fast.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;We might just have to take you up on that someday. Never had the chance to test ourselves against a Mazian contraption!&quot; &gt;:3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy look forvard to it!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That would be an interesting thing to watch.&quot;

* Altonor nods. &quot;Though I think it's time tonight that you had your rest, Kep'salion.&quot; He pats the pegasus' mane fondly, and the winged horse vanishes with a small sparkle left behind in the air.

VAE:<font color="#000000">He is from MLP, isn't he?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

Amadre:<font color="#7F00FF">Awwww. Horsie!

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Bye-bye, Mr. Pegasus!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Aww, no more pettinz...&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Anyway. The wine, you said, Tathi?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Yes. You mentioned my family name as a wine?&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;It has your family name on it, at least. Comes from Vantir Refuge, though. Quil's mad about the stuff.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Only wine I've ever seen that's rainbow-colored.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:O

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Rainbow kolored?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Rainbow-colored!? Why does it have my name on it? Who manufacturers it?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm, would Craft(alchemy) give info?

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Couldn't tell you. I just know it's a Vantir Refuge vineyard. It's pretty famous... damn it, what was the name...?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Sounds tasty!&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Started with a C... Cal-something?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi's eyes go wide.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Calreth.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;That was it!&quot; :3

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi slaps her a hand to her cheek. &quot;Oh trees.&quot; She groans.

VAE:<font color="#000000">lia, i asked something ? :3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... I'm not sure. Craft (vitner) would probably yield more. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Or Knowledge (local).

VAE:<font color="#000000">Still, it's mildly related. Same way a chemist would know a thing or two about brewing :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">okay, both

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 18 + 9 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Craft (alchemy) and &#171;  &#160;1d20+7 = 13 + 7 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Knowledge(local)

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;I almost dread the answer.. but.. how 'potent' is the wine?&quot;

* Liatai scrambles for notes. XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You've heard of this Eyllisaearsithek wine. Supposed to be related to elven moondrop, sweet enough to satisfy any elven palate, but strong enough to satisfy the stoutest dwarf. Oh, yes, and it glows in addition to being rainbow-colored. :B

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Never tried it myself. Quil says it's got quite the surprising kick, though.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I have heard of it in the army. Potent enough to get a dwarven soldier go down after a jug or two.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy vould like to try dis vine!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Oh lords and ladies. He did it. He actually did it..&quot; Tathi mumbles to herself.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu know about dis vine, Taddi?&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;You could try looking in Reed. That's where I pick it up if I'm in the area. Vantir's dangerous for drow.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;It has my name, you silly. The worst part is, I know who makes it.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sounds like the inquisitor's asked the only questions he wants to right now. So, Sszeyl of Orgolloyss. What did you have to ask?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Und vo iz dat, Taddi?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Apparently, before the real enemy revealed itself, a dwarven detachment got their hands on some in an elven warehouse. Needless to say, the reinforcement they were to provide to the next day's attack.. didn't quite happen. The resulting fuck-up and punishment for those guilty was still being talked about years afterwards. And, amusingly enough, those involved didn't regret it at all.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;First question.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;How much has Rhylinar decided to share about my assignment with you?&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;The self-imposed one, or the one Zilvudar pushed onto you?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;My varainar.&quot; She says, and those who don't understand elven, she translates a moment later. &quot;Uncle, mother's side. The.. craziest Eyllisaearsithek to live.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">I hope that doesn't contradict any war history. Either way, Miron heard it from older dwarven soldiers so the story might be a bit inflated.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Ooh, that name, Zilvudar, is pronunced with such frost.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Both.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">hee, nice.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Your opinion of him is yours.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Elven has different words for uncles on either side? Just like slovak

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">It does actually. XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">mother's side is ujo, father's side is stryc/stryko

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">I wonder. How closely related is your language to ancient swedish?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ooh, nize. Hyu need to get zum for us!&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Enough of both.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;if you visit him, and know me, you'll likely wake up on the ground outside the inn by next morning..&quot; Tathi comments dryly.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Iz dat a goot tink, or a bad tink?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Hmm, good.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;A wise man once said alcohol is both the cause and the solution to most life's ills...&quot; *grins*

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Next question.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;He's always been wild. Folks used to call him Fey Mind. He didn't care terribly much for tradition, just where the secrets of moondrop were concerned.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Once, as a prank, he concocted a poisonous wine who's dire effects included ear enlargement, suddening animal impersonations, and bubbly flatulence. If the forest hadn't burned down, he'd likely still be a fugitive of sorts.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*laughs*

* Edaric snickers.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Did you know of an elderly Drow woman in the castleton area not too long ago?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;But I remember his pet project. Everyone, even I, thought he was nuts and berries to even think about it, but by the sound of it, he's pulled it off and even slapped the family name on it.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Nize.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not personally.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Your uncle seems like a fine man, Tathi.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">If only she and her father had taken on a similar direction, instead of causing fire-related mayhem 

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Miron, he's the kind of elf who would set himself on fire just to experience it.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Sszeyl pointedly looks at the peanut gallery.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">And just stares blankly.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;As opposed to setting barons on fire?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Har har har. Now would anyone like to guess the madness that was his branch dream?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;He vas askink for it...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;To...make goot vine?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Funnily enough, Miron's mood does tend to improve as soon as alcohol is mentioned XD

Pellan'zyne:<font color="#000000">Kids these days... ^^;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Surprise surprise.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Branch... dream?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sounds like a hallucinogen.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;More than that. So much more than that. He wanted to make the best of the best of wines. Oh, what is it you non-woods folk say? Pipe dream?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Anyway, fey wine. He wanted to make fey wine safe for mortals to drink. Moondrop is just an approximation of fey wine. My uncle wanted the real deal.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Were those your only questions?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Isn't that.. stupendously lethal?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;No, I'm waiting for the peanut gallery to quiet down.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;I'm sick of talking over them.&quot;

* Altonor glances at Pellan'zyne with a mischievous look.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;To mortals, yes.&quot; She says, and then pauses as she looks to Sszeyl.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Sorry Sszeyl, but you know that anyone would rather get drunk than get involved with drow politics.&quot;

* Pellan'zyne looks at Altonor confusedly... then flatly says &quot;No.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Actually.. speaking of drow politics...&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Anyway, he wanted to make it safe for mortals to drink. Some way to defang it without taking the punch and taste out. Sounds like he's done it.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy em schtill tryink to katch up on de politics...&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Okay what was Altonor wanting? XD

Pellan'zyne:<font color="#000000">&quot;I don't even have that prepared today.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">oh god a silence spell XD

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Order of the Orgolloys seems to be constantly mentioned...given you are their enemies, I might actually learn something about them that isn't a dupe.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Silence.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Sszeyl's eyes go red ever so slightly at -enemies-.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">But it reverts as he slowly looks to the two Divine caster Drow. =3=-

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;First of all... who is &quot;Orgolloys&quot;, even? I have never heard of such a deity.. demigod of some sorts? Or just a powerful outsider?&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">The other two drow look at Sszeyl. The floor is open, monk.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">brb, getting a snack!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Orgollyss was of the First Elves.&quot;

Pellan'zyne:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sszeyl would best be able to answer that. In our time in Ezzebek, the Order was on the level of the Cult of the Elemental Eye -- or so we thought. Small, insidious, dangerous in large numbers, but rarely found in such large numbers. And after the coup, they wanted us all dead, so we've hardly had the chance to sit down and talk philosophy with them.&quot; &gt;.&gt;;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;When Lolth was excommmunicated, along with her descendants, Orgolloyss and many others were seperated from the main group by a cave in.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Cult of the Elemental Eye as well ? For Cudgel's sake...Only thing missing is worshippers of the Ebon Triad.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;He taught the others how to survive the dark, and learn self control. And when the barriers had broken down, they decided Lolth was no longer worthy of them upon seeing her society.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;They broke from her, creating the cycle of reincarnation we benefit from today.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;And eventually, deposed her.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;At the least, I would say Demigod.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;He regularly returns to the world in new incarnations.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I see. What does he teach?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;The Drow have been under Lolth's influence so long, they cannot even interact with each other in a safe way.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;And that the only way, for the moment, to cow them into anything approaching self control is through fear.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*nods*

Pellan'zyne:<font color="#000000">&quot;Mm... not so much the Ebon Triad, then. Hextorian, Vecnan, and Erythnul worship was quickly quashed in favor of the Queen of the Demonweb Pits in those days. To read Lolthian scripture, you would come away with the impression that Hextor, Vecna, and Erythnul were Lolth's pawns.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">=3=;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Even Saint Cuthbert teaches that without fear of punishment, law would have no meaning.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Mmm.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Since the peanuts have quieted down.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">LOUD NOISES!

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">HEY I JUST REMEMBER MY OTHER HALF OF THE FAMILY BLAH BLAH ELVEN SHIT BLAH

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XP

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Third question. You have been in the aboveground longer than I. Are there Dwarvish and/or Elvish outposts that a Drow can safely approach?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;At least something. As for the above.. once or twice, I have heard of individual demented warlocks and acolytes worshipping either the elemental eye, or chained god.. but never of actual cults.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Openly? No. I'd stay away from Riverwind Valley if I were you, too.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Lagcheck :27

Sszeyl: <font color="#660000">(( :27 ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">'Kay, cool.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Hmm, drat.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you're looking to spend any time among dwarves or elves in large numbers, invest in a hat of disguise.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;I believe I shall, when it comes to that phase of research.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Man, no vun likes de Drow.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why doesn't it surprise me.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;As I was saying before.. I am perhaps one of the only elves who knows about this Orgo business. Everyone else is going to regard you as 'the same old drow'.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;I noticed. :|&quot;

Pellan'zyne:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, granted, they have good reason not to, regarding... almost all of us.&quot; ^^;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">They do have this habit of trying to kill the world and torturing their enslaved prisoners.

VAE:<font color="#000000">*snrk* HAhaha

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Hmm, one last question.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Since you, I imagine, have traveled far, which Human government would you suggest investigation for replacing the Orgolloyss system?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">''Especially given Lolthians are live and well again.... Guardians of the Thread, what a new name for old... ''

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;... heavy question.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Want a honest answer, Sszeyl? Look at the Braxton Falls. Asides from the regrettable ogre business I couldn't attend to, they have hardly any crime.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Bleh.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll have to get back to you on it. And definitely not Braxton Falls.&quot; The drow frowns at Miron.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Yes and lack of crime is the only sign of a successful civilization..&quot; Tathi remarks dryly.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Miron.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It is what makes a successful civilisation possible, Tathi.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Kindly learn to tell when someone is talking to you.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu also kan' even schneeze at de vrong time viddout gettink arrested for not hevink de proper papers...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If anyone, I strongly doubt you are the person to learn it from.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Besides.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Braxton Falls is clearly the Melvin of governments.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Melvin?

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Braxton Falls boils down to what the Orgolloyss system is.&quot;

* Altonor nods to Sszeyl.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Minus the pointless Sadism.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's like saying oatmeal is the same as dung, minus the smell and the flies.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Melvin is the nerdy intelligent kid from your gradeschool math classes that reminded the teacher they forgot to assign homework after the bell. :P

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;An overly beurocratic system like that will strangle itself to death before a new elven generation has awakened. The exact series of events is unknown, but Braxton Falls will be changed or forgotten before an elven child hears about it.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And everyone was like, &quot;FFFFFFF MELVIN &gt;:U&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;tech&quot; would also work.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">:B

* Ghostwish golf claps. :P

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Thank you for answering my questions.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;To the contrary. Only a society taking care of strangling evil and crime within itself will make it through instead of rotting from within, just as a man whose wounds are cleaned instead of letting them rot with pus.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;You're welcome.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Your ignorance is baffling.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;I'll leave you to it.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Who was that directed toward?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tathi

VAE:<font color="#000000">She said it will strangle itself

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Mine was to Miron.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and Sszeyl to Miron i believe

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;I was not starting an argument. I was stating a fact. Braxton Falls will be vanish like so many other failed bureacracies that the elves have watched suffer and die over the millenia.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I meant Sszeyl's statements. I see. :3

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">you really need to make that clearer, meany. XD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I don't know.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">:B

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That would suggest the Orgolloys are doomed, and we aren't having a problem right now... yet the facts point to a different direction.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Orgolloyss, as it is, -is- doomed.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... I did have a question, but it might be painful to ask.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm rather amused by the thought of Sszeyl straight-faced telling someone, &quot;Thank you. Your ignorance is baffling. Good day.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">He is like that. And they do hate each other.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">She rolls her eyes. &quot;Yes Miron. This civilization that is less than a century old and currently looking to change itself is such a great basis for your argument.&quot; She says as she gets up.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;We're leaking citizens at a rate we cannot support.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;In a few decades, we will have nobody left to govern.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Well I've had enough of the ignorant dwarf. I need to go write a letter to my uncle. Thank you for meeting us, and thank you for your time.&quot; She says, giving a respectful curtsey to the two drow.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">Aelian gets up as well, giving a curt bow.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Respectful bow. =3=

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Meeting you was indeed... interesting.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Tenk hyu for lettink me pet you Pegasus!&quot; :D

Amadre:<font color="#7F00FF">Amadre however.. oh god Altonor. Dog missile, 12'oclock!!

Miron:<font color="#000000">*Nods with his head, but doesn't bow. Miron bows to no drow XD*

Amadre:<font color="#7F00FF">WOOF - licklicklicklick Bye now! :&gt;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;The pleasure's mine. Take care of yourselves --&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 7 + 12 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Reflex save!

Dr. Hatari whispers: *sliiide* &gt;.&gt; :B http://www.thetangledweb.net/forums/profiler/view_char.php?cid=56778

Amadre:<font color="#7F00FF">How's that for jealously, Miron? He caught the dog in mid-air.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Wow. Now that's the first time either one of them has shown affection to a drow.&quot;

<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

Miron:<font color="#000000">''It's times like this I wish I was taller... ''

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vell, it's not like dey're bad pipple...&quot;

* Altonor is chuckling, giving the dog a cautious ruffle before setting her down.

Dr. Hatari whispers: I'll point out, when we originally did stats and such, I ended up using the same sheet for DF and over-writing everything. =w=; That's based on the DF Tomi. And the stat rolls we used in the campaign were extremely high-powered compared to Akellon.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Mmm, I'd say it's a fine sign they're headed in the right direction.&quot;

<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Or that they smell of sausage.&quot;

You whisper to Dr. Hatari: Ooooooh. :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Sniff sniff.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Miron, I'm soaking you in the next sausage vat we see.&quot;

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">&quot;Here, I'll guide you back --&quot; Suddenly, half-orc. O_o

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;No, no sausage.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660000">Last I saw, Tathi mentioned the dogs showing affection for Drow.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Stupid maptool crash.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">so pre-noming that. HEY U DUNT SMELL LIKE SAUSAGE!

VAE:<font color="#000000">seconding that

VAE:<font color="#000000">Scientist Shenkfang tezzts hypothesis

Altonor:<font color="#000000">That does get a genuine laugh. x3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dere goes hyu teory, Miron.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It.. seems so.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dey are chust goot pipple.&quot;

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll guide you back to the clinic. The path gets a little treacherous after dark.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hokay! Bai Altonor!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">SUDDENLY!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">HALF-ORC HUGS!

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">&quot;And Altonor, if the weather gets bad, come to the clinic, Margaret or not.&quot; &gt;:|

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Suddenly.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Roll that touch attack, Shankfang. &quot;!!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Typhoon.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 16 + 12 = 28&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Hug attack?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Grapple check? :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">''I bloody hope he leaves soon enough... the tracks won't stay fresh forever.. ''

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 1 + 9 = 10&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;? Strength plus BAB?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Correct sir.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">HERP!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Ololol.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">With a reflexive action, the mithral-armored drow jumps back, out of reach... looking quite confused.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Aww...

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Eh... nice to meet you too.&quot; &gt;.&gt;;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Your retardly affections have been spurned.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Feel bad.

* Teeny Rin is bricked!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Fine, no hugs. Bai!&quot;

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">Make Wisdom checks, or Survival if you have it.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Wisdom. As an aside, trying to recall way.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20 = 19&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Wisdom check!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((wisdom-10)/2) = 12 + floor((13 - 10) / 2) = 13&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; wisdom check!

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 12 + 11 = 23&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; survival!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 3 + 2 = 5&#160; <font color="#660000">&#187; Wis check!

Miron:<font color="#000000">I'm a city Inquisitor. What is this wilderness thing you speak of?

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">IT'S THE GREEN!

You whisper to RAM: Shankfang notices that the path they're taking is different from the path they came out on. But, it does still end at the clinic.

You whisper to Ghostwish: Aelian notices that the path they're taking is different from the path they came out on. But, it does still end at the clinic.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hmm...&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Hrm. That was a different path.&quot; Aelian notes.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Once on the way away from the camp.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 11 + 5 = 16&#160; <font color="#660000">&#187; Spot check!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Yah, it vas...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">To see if Miron has those feathers again.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Not now, you oaf... I have better means.

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">&quot;And here we are.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">=3=

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Hmm.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">What time is it by sunlight? &gt;:U

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Too late to fetch a cat?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There is no sunlight. It's dark out. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Darn.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The group's holyman is nowhere to be seen around the clinic.

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">&quot;Can you find your way back to the docks well enough?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Damnit, I think Thomas got lost in the woods somewhere.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus whispers: Thomas has made his way back to the Cygnet.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thank you, but we can.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Yep.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">So then the party spends the next six hours looking for Thomas, only to find him by the boat sucking on a lollipop. :P

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ve appreciate de kvuncern, tough!&quot;

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll keep an eye out for him. If he's not at your lodgings, please let me know?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">:9

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Sure.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Thank you.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And farewell, for now.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;I don't suppose you know where the local post is?&quot;

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">Insert directions here. &quot;And safe travels to you, as well.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">GPS LOCATION ADDED.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Bai!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">HUG ATTACK TAKE 2!

Miron:<font color="#000000">Once the group goes about their business, Miron splits off, heads for a pub... has a beer, then after a while heads for Inquisitor Geas 's house.

VAE:<font color="#000000">No business leaving in obvious tracks as to where he went

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">This drow is less instinctively-trained to avoid potential grapples than the other one. :B &quot;Er --!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And SQUEEZE~!

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 3 + 10 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Grapple to wriggle free -- D: VAE:<font color="#000000">and now, nature calls though this is luckily a .. swifter call to take care of. BRB

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 5 + 9 = 14&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Grapple to hold on!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:D

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Okay, okay, setting the poor Drow down now.

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">&quot; Mister courier, please let go -- thank you. &quot; ^^;;;;;

VAE:<font color="#000000">back

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">Ow ow ow. I only have an 11 Con, man, take it easy -w-;;;;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Make goot use uf de medicine, Herr Maraddel!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You still have a higher Con than I.

VAE:<font color="#000000">as an aside, Miron's theorem, from today. &quot;If there's an evil deity out there, the probability that there's a drowish cult of it approaches 1&quot;

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">&quot;We will, thank you.&quot; ^^;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">Seriously, Tharizdun, even?

VAE:<font color="#000000">For DMFA and Chronicles of Jakob Pettersohn readers - it's essentially DP's Dark God

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Wave wave wave as he leaves, taking Terri on the Deffbike back to the ship.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Not a very original dark fellow, is he.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi sets off to the ship, where she sets down and writes a letter...

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">-Varainar,

VAE:<font color="#000000">well, more like the more detailed portrayal of the church of christ the furry that was hijacked by him

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">I suppose this is not the best way to start a letter, but what the twit is this I hear about a wine bearing our family name!?

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">I know a lot of people laughed at you when you started that project, but did you really have to go and slap our name on it? What would Your-Sister-My-Mother say? And don't you dare answer with what (Brother in law) would say!

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Speaking of who, have you heard about him recently? Apparently, he's out over-throwing some corrupt government back in the veld. I worry about Mother. She's in that area too. She would never leave his grave.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Write back as soon as you can, but don't you dare send any of that awful wine!

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">- Neice

VAE:<font color="#000000">Shall I place Miron at Geas's house?

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Knowing her uncle, Shankfang will get to try that wine a lot sooner than hoped.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">She'll send the letter first thing come morning, before the ship departs.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Back at the ship, Tom stirs from his room, hearing new footsteps tapping about on deck.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Afk for a while. Got dishes to do, because idiot nephews and nieces are coming over. :/

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Knock knock, at Tathi/Aelian's door.

Amadre:<font color="#7F00FF">And the very second Tathi opens her door, dog missile!

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Dangit! Amadre! Down!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 13 + 3 = 16&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm, is Lia lagging?

Amadre:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 3 + 5 = 8&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; :&gt;

* Thomas Lazarus staggers back holding a happy dog, apparently. =w=;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hello.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Sorry Thomas.&quot; Tathi says, wearing a bathrobe. &quot;You needed something?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">According to IRC, Liafrozen.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">D: Liatai:<font color="#000000">Okay, back, I think.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Just client-side, or also connection lag? (:13)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Everyone back to the Cygnet? :13

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:13 at :13, I mean.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Very good.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Yar!

* Thomas Lazarus smiles a bit and sets the giant green puppy down. &quot;Well..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;To tell you the truth, I wanted to know if you wished to communicate with your father.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus dons a slightly more serious expression. &quot;..I kind of want to hear from him, myself.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Her eyes light up a little. &quot;Ah! A sending! Hm, yes, that would be nice.. but that spell is limited to what.. 21 words?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Twenty-five.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Back at the Cygnet, Shankfang settles into his room and gets to work cleaning his pistol. Never good to let it get too dirty.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... hey, Sszeyl. Quick question for you; got a minute?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It also wasn't designed to be sent to people I don't know. But if you can give me a good enough idea, I can fool it. ... More importantly ...&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Meanwhile, in Thalinde, Miron approaches the Geas residence...

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Still quite short. Hrm, what to say. How could we ask him what is happening?&quot; She says, and then sighs. &quot;No wonder I write letters. I'm too wordy.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... This has kind of been weighing on my mind ever since Altonor spoke of it. I really, really want to hear from another source just what things are like up there.&quot; He seems serious.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Knocks on the door, and braces himself for dog impact.

* Liatai scrambles for Raerarael token. =w=;;;

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Pssssst. The room is over here.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Anyone got a male wood elf? :B

Linc:<font color="#000000">WOOF. WOOF WOOF.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Let's see.

VAE:<font color="#000000">No. Elves come in &quot;female&quot; and &quot;poofta&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good evening, Inquisitor.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Ah. About the devils and demons, hrm?&quot; Tathi says, and nods. &quot;Well, you've used this spell. What do you think a good message would be?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Discounting the fact that I have no clue what elven Maelstrom would look like... =w=;

* Aldwin Geas looks around, before looking down to notice Miron. &quot;Evening to you too, Inquisitor. What brings you here so late?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I do have some decent sorcerer tokens.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">I can describe him, you goof. :P

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">But any token will do. :P

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well... a few things.. most important of which is.... If you have noticed, Altonor, the drow that has been causing trouble in Braxton Falls has shown himself 'round these parts.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hmm, not very much room. Shankfang takes his cleaning to the galley, where there's a nice big table instead.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">I think I found a decent pic..

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">It's close to what I had in mind: http://www.oocities.org/melekcua/azmadi.jpg

VAE:<font color="#000000">Funny

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Haloo Kob!&quot; Wave wave wave!

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">His hair is -kind- of coppery.

* VAE imagined him having a beard

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">... elves don't have facial hair. XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">Wood elves might.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">No. XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">They just have morning wood, right?

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Like a boss.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And there he goes, making a huge mess on the galley table.

Cob Oress:<font color="#000000">=w=;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Anyway, yah, I invisioned a coppery-haired wood elf with tathi's eyes. Since, that's where she got them from.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Grrrr.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Upload problems.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Forget it. =3=;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;I want to ask him how he is. But I also want to ask what's going on up there. And I want to ask him how mother is! Augh! 25 words is so short!&quot;

* Dr. Hatari catches up.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now... I, alongside the rest of the group have actually spoken with him. I... tried to collect a few feathers that have loosed from the pegasus.. let's say that the beast is more perceptive than I expected and I aren't trained for undercover work.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;However, what he doesn't realise is that we passed to, and from the place he camps at, and that you have your... large friend here.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I know. I apologize for that. If it's any consolation, I can follow it up with more sendings on other days. We're still on a river ride, afterall. But for the time being..&quot;

Tokens dropped onto map 'The Cygnet'Raerarael:<font color="#7F00FF">SUDDENLY.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh wait he's right here, nevermind. *bricked*

Raerarael:<font color="#7F00FF">WHAT'RE YOU DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER *foom-pow!*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I don't care how many HD you have you're an elf and I am a Lazarus. =3= *sit*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;In other words.. approaching the place as soon as he drags his ass out of there, and scrambling for some forgotten bits might be well worth it. I doubt he has the skill or patience to look for every bit of fur, feather, hair, or other things that might be used.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Anyways. :B

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Right then. Let's try and keep it short. Well I guess we have no choice in that matter.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus rubs the back of his neck. &quot;I'm not very good at them, either.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I believe that our cause would be helped greatly by being able to see where that drow is moving through... .especially since meeting him in person, his reputation as a dangerous criminal and madman was well verified.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;But I do want to know if he has, in fact, met fiends there. That is the height of my concern..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I don't need to remind you what just one devil did before.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;No, I remember. Now let's see, I know how to make him know it's from me, but.. it's kind of wordy. How good are you at elven?&quot;

Aldwin Geas:<font color="#000000">&quot;A useable scent trail works better the fresher it is -- let's go, I'll ask my questions on the way.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thing is, he migh still be present. We need to approach with caution.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hopeless. But you can speak the message yourself.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Oh! Good! Hope you don't mind hearing it all in elven then.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Though, his ..colleague Arrivan did tell him to come hide in the house if the weather shows to be bad.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;May the Cudgel aid our cause. Let's go.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus nods. &quot;That's quite fine. I relayed a Gnomish message for Gnogglebolt earlier.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I am pretty good at Sendings!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You can ask me for help!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Metal Gear Mace.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Roll Spot and Listen.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We'll come to you when we need help with the topics of guns, deffbikes, Talfeera and hugs.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 10 + 3 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Spot and &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 12 + 5 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Listen

Aldwin Geas:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now... you said you talked to him? And got a name?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">But...but then you'll never come to me for help!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes. Altonor appears to be his name, though for what I know, it might be fake.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;After all, he does understand what scrying is about... which is a part of the reason I couldn't keep the feather samples. &quot;

* You roll to yourself: 1d20+18 =&gt; 18 + 18 = 36* You roll to yourself: 1d20+13 =&gt; 17 + 13 = 30Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Allright. I think I've got it. Ready? How much do you need to know to send to him?&quot;

Aldwin Geas:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's more than what the Braxton crew's had to go on. Ready to go to work, Linc?&quot;

Linc:<font color="#000000">Wruff! And the wolf starts off in an easy lope.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Heh.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Czechoslovak Wolfdog was the product of cross-breeding german shepherd with wolf for just this purpose

* Aldwin Geas pauses as they pass the Marathal residence, but keeps moving. The wolf doesn't stop.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Now I have the mental image of these two as border guards from a socialist movie.

VAE:<font color="#000000">was.. well, it still is.

* Thomas Lazarus sighs and rubs his chin. &quot;Enough that the universe will be able to single out his identity amongst everyone else who has ever existed. But that's easier than it sounds. I already know his name. Perhaps tell me what he's like, and a story. I imagine that'll suffice to 'know' him.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">heh. Sending.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Imagine scrolls of sending used for mental spam.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">lulz

VAE:<font color="#000000">good thing spells are pricey.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Also Ghostwish, this was my sorcerer idea for Raerarael. http://postimage.org/image/px0r1mrlp/

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But Imageshack is being a whore.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I bet there are wizards whose all higher slots are Sending.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;HA. Easy. He's got hair somewhat like mine, but it looks like it's been bleached copper. I got my eyes from him, and my will. As for a story? Well. He died. During the war, but a copper dragon brought him back to life.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">They go to the pub, see a lot of people. then spam them wth adverts.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">hmmmmmmmm

* Aldwin Geas holds out a hand as they approach the campsite, directing Miron and the wolf into the brush.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It was before you token'd up yours. I just wanted to upload it. =w=

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Carry on.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron nods and slowly goes toward the brush, keeping behind the wolf.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">I can't get over that nose, or the black hair. XP

Miron:<font color="#000000">''I hope he doesn't fart. ''

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hair can be recoloured

VAE:<font color="#000000">Lia knows how to do ti

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">BRAAAPPPPPP-PPPPP-PPPP

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">think you could recolor that hair, Liadragon? It'd make a good profile pic. :&gt;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I see..&quot; He rubs his chin.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">The drow is laying on a bedroll near the embers of the fire, breathing deeply and evenly. Oddly enough, he's still wearing his armor.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;And he's about as half as wild as my uncle. Well, crap, you weren't there for that, were you?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I could, but not right now.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm

VAE:<font color="#000000">one thing

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Interesting. I would never have believed someone had they told me I would be getting into so much dragon business this year.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Can I use spellcraft to check for alarm spells around?

* Thomas Lazarus shakes head. o.o

VAE:<font color="#000000">or Detect Magic

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It would be Detect Magic.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Well, pistol is now cleaned.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">But the table is a mess.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Observing the site, Miron casts Detect Magic. Any alarm spells or such around?

Meany:<font color="#660000">I return.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">She sighs. &quot;We just recently heard of my uncle as well. You might think I can be crazy at times. Well, he's a hundred times worse. He has, apparently, recently concocted an extremely potent moondrop wine, dyed it every color of the rainbow, and then named it after our family.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Carbon residue everywhere.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">None, but the drow and his armor light up like a fireworks display to magic-vision.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">But the gun is nice and shiney.

* Thomas Lazarus smirks faintly. &quot;It sounds like you have quite an interesting set of relatives floating around.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Don't remind me.&quot; She remarks dryly.

* Cob Oress is chopping vegetables with a bit more vigor now, trying not to look at the table.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;If we meet, I hope it's under better circumstances than we've had lately.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">To Edaric.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Yes, what is it?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Definitely. Considering half my family are wizards, it could end badly for us.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">^^;

Miron:<font color="#000000">''Bloody hell, just where did he get that tin can? ''

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;You're eighty-seven, you said, right?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Yes.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Finger up to Aldwin, if he notices. No alarm spells or such.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;And I think I've heard you say before that you're... not even a full adult to drow, right?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Correct.&quot;

* You roll to yourself: 152-124 =&gt; 152 - 124 = 28VAE:<font color="#000000">*thumb up, not finger

VAE:<font color="#000000">that could be a fuck you

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;In any case, I am ready. I prepared Sendings when I got back to the Cygnet. I'm sorry to be asking you to send your father a message all of a sudden, and to spend part of it on questions about foul business. I just.. really have to know this.&quot; He smiles a bit sadly.

* VAE facepaws.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;It's allright. I think I have the message figured in my head.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... And the Underdark War ended... 124 years ago?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Twenty five words, on the doubt.. Never thought it was so hard to just count words..&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus nods, and begins pre-casting the Sending ritual.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">*dot

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Yes.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus murmurs, &quot;Know what you mean.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Mmm, much betta. Nize und klean.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Daddy, it's Tathi. On my 12th Summer, brown rabbit hunter. Heard of trouble in Veld, need to know if true. Fiends? Corruption? Send back soon.&quot; All in elven of course.

* Thomas Lazarus invokes Sending!

Miron:<font color="#000000">''Still, more enchantments than a clever sorcerer trying to sell a shitty horse. I hope nothing's inbuilt in it. ''

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... then if the ages we got from Braxton Falls were right, and Arivan is 152... he was 28 during the war. But he said he served in Lolth's army. Wouldn't that be... comparatively, sending kids to fight wars?&quot; &gt;: Tathi whispers: When Tathi was 12, she practiced catching rabbits with her dad. Tathi got up too close, however, and spooked the rabbit out of the bush. It leapt, landed on Tathi's face, and kept right on going. He's teased her about it ever since.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;A drow is physically mature at age 25.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Hey I'm 28. =3=

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;But yes.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Kids.

* Aldwin Geas nods.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'M TELLING.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Though, at the later points of the year.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">war*

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;They used fighters of much younger age.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Mostly as cannon fodder and zombies after the fact.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang does, of course, clean up his mess. After all, it wouldn't do to get carbon residue in the food.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;I wonder how long it'll take him to reply. Will I hear it too? Or just you?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:O

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Kitty!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Pet pet pet.

You whisper to Ghostwish: Were there any nicknames Tathi had as a kid? Or elven words for daughter?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Thankfully, you'll hear it. I doubt I could retell an elven sending without you laughing in my face and not knowing what he really meant to say.&quot; =w=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">(I assume Geas is doing something, or is he waiting for Miron?)

Tathi whispers: Her uncle often calls her &quot;Taffy&quot;. Let me see what daughter is..

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Miron, he's ECL 15.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">You're already dead.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">:B

Tathi whispers: Aralanna seems correct.

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD

Aldwin Geas:<font color="#000000">He's waiting for Miron to see what he does.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ave Caesar. Morituri te salutant

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi smirks a little. &quot;Practiced my name any, Thomas?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;That's just mean. Even I stumble on it.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus immediately slumps his head. &quot;...&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi laughs out loud!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ely..searis..thek..?&quot; =w=;;;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron slowly sneaks back for a moment, and whispers. &quot;No alarm spells or such, but his armour is lit up like a housefire. You, or me?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm sorry.&quot; ^^;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Getting better, at least.&quot; She says, wagging a finger at him. &quot;Eyllisaearsithek.&quot; How does she say it so fast holy crap-

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">(:3 &quot;Eylli..saer-sithek.&quot; He mumbles absently while awaiting the sending.

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi!&quot; And you hear a muffled BOOM in the background. &quot;I'll have to send back to you later, aralanna -- facefull of bearded fiends at the moment! Not so cocky with lightning coursing through your --&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus looks a little surprised at the boom sound amongst the elven.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Is he quite alright?&quot;

Aldwin Geas:<font color="#000000">&quot;Two pairs of eyes are better. Let's sweep the perimeter.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*nod*

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi's eyes widen.. but she smiles faintly. &quot;Chain lightning, that boom. His signature spell. Why, if he threw everything he had into it, there's a few less devils in the world right now.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Suddenly Displacer Beasys.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">beasts even.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; His expression tightens just a little. &quot;So it's true then?&quot;

Aldwin Geas:<font color="#000000">Move Silently -- &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 9 + 8 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">But then she sighs heavily. &quot;Well, there's our answer. He's standing off against devils even as we speak.&quot; She says, and balls her hands into fists.. &quot;While we stand here on a ship.. If only I knew teleport.&quot;

* You roll to yourself: 1d20+2 =&gt; 10 + 2 = 12Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 2 + 0 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Move Silently.. oh Bastet let it not be a 1.

VAE:<font color="#000000">*headdesks*

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">bdiqahsbdjkas rofl

VAE:<font color="#000000">At least sleepers have -10 penalty

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Hey VAE?

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Elves don't sleep. They trance. :P

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Duh.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron freezes, having kicked into something.

GM:<font color="#000000">Listen and Spot.

* Thomas Lazarus closes his eyes and pauses. &quot;... Thank you very much Tathi. Let me know if you would like to Send to anyone else in later days. In the mean time, I need to send to a relative of my own.&quot;

* You roll to yourself: 1d20+18-20 =&gt; 13 + 18 - 20 = 11Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I can't believe there are that many fiends there..&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;No, thank you. Hearing he is at least okay and very much in his element is worth very much to me. Who might you be sending to?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Spot &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 20 + 5 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Listen. ''Oh fuck, should have stayed back. ''

GM:<font color="#000000">FFFFWIP!

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">I CAN SEE NOTHING, BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;My sister. She's should already be closer to Yoriver than we are. Discounting the fact that we're still sailing further away to see Salishaea.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">An arrow flies from somewhere to the east and lands a good five paces in front of Miron. Either it's a bad sniper, or a warning shot.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Quick! Behind cover! Those IS's reload speed is horrible!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm confident she's twice as capable as me at handling a fiend. She ranges in northeastern Akellon as a giant-slayer.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">''Fuck... ''

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Well if she gets along with the great unicorn man as well as we do, she should be fine!&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Meanwhile, the armored drow leaps to his feet, drawing a scimitar and holding his shield at the ready. He's halfway across the clearing in an eyeblink.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Damn him all devils, and me, for being a fucking gnome-shaped chunk of wood 

* Thomas Lazarus smiles a bit faintly. &quot;..We'll see. If we could scry, we could speak to people better than with this silly Sending spell. But for now, it's what we have.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Haloo Sszeyl, Edaric!&quot; Shankfang calls cheerily as he climbs up onto the deck.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Excuse me.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Initiative - &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 6 + 2 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

* Thomas Lazarus heads back into his room.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Edaric's still shocked by the Drow's words? =3=

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 17 + 0 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Initiative

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Hello.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hello what.

* Dr. Hatari scrolls. XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">Why

VAE:<font color="#000000">Why don't I have hold person ready today.

* Dr. Hatari suddenly notices the other conversation.

* VAE headbangs

RAM:<font color="#990000">Because you touch yourself at night?

VAE:<font color="#000000">A faillynx am I

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 13 + 3 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">*Altonor and Miron rolling init* Me: &quot;Oh that's WHAT&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">me and ram will track you for it later

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">Not at night, I told ya.

Aldwin Geas:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 18 + 2 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">uff. At least Geas acts first.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">you are -so- dead. XD

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vat are hyu guys up to dis late?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Might well be.

VAE:<font color="#000000">But it was inevitable, if so :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">At least I do get to use the battle music I found XD

* RAM rolls into the clearing in a KV-3.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;I trance from the twenty-fourth, and first hours.&quot;

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Squeak squeak squeak, Good. She's asleep. Time to go raiding for cheese!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You know, that would be an amazing character epitaph. There's a gravestone somewhere. 'Miron Steelsprocket' &quot;Atleast I got to use that battle music I found.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ah, dat's right, Hyu elves get to skip out on hevink to schleep. Lucky bastards.&quot;

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Squeak. I guess that magical slimming wasn't so bad. I can squeeze under doors again! Squuuuueak- *pop!*

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 12 + 14 = 26&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; Hey, where'd that rat go?

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">:B

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 13 + 10 = 23&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; Sneaksneaksqueak sneaksneaksqueak!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron does have a trick up his sleeve though, in a way.

VAE:<font color="#000000">One of his spells can make his mace into Axiomatic, also with some bonus

Aldwin Geas:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lay down your arms! Leaden Mace!&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 18 + 7 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; touch attack --

VAE:<font color="#000000">This guy is pure chaos

Meany:<font color="#660000">Altonor Sunders Aldwin,.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Lays down his own arms. =w=

VAE:<font color="#000000">I lawl'd

VAE:<font color="#000000">That was evil, but funny

Meany:<font color="#660000">I am evil, but funny.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 19 + 17 = 36&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+1d6+1d6 = 3 + 6 + 5 + 3 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; as the scimitar, flickering with silver flame, flashes toward the inquisitor.

Meany:<font color="#660000">:B

Meany:<font color="#660000">Like I said.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Crt confirm - &#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 19 + 17 = 36&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Did I mention how DEAD you are? XD

Meany:<font color="#660000">You're already dead. =w=

Meany:<font color="#660000">Double crit.

VAE:<font color="#000000">*headdesk*

VAE:<font color="#000000">Instant kill

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">lolololololl

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">lololololololol

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Well. There's your backup down.

VAE:<font color="#000000">third confirm, i don't want to see

VAE:<font color="#000000">*shields eyes with his paws*

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">bweeeeeeeehehehehehe

Meany:<font color="#660000">Someone put Rin in that clearing.

Meany:<font color="#660000">I want to see this.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">ack. last it

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You filthy spiderfucking swine.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">And this is the end of Miron.

* Teeny Rin grabs pompoms and roots for the drow. Kick that dwarf's ass!

Meany:<font color="#660000">But.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Spare the handsome if stupid bishounen.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So little group camaraderie.. =w=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">One thing... that was lethal damage he did, right?

Linc:<font color="#000000">BARK! &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 16 + 9 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+6 = 2 + 6 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">as in, visibly stabbed him?

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">good gods everyone is crit-threat. XD

Meany:<font color="#660000">Scimitar is slash, you silly.

VAE:<font color="#000000">okay, slash

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean.. because there are these silly merciful weapons and such

Altonor:<font color="#000000">The drow deflects the wolf's teeth with his shield almost offhandedly.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm, wait though

RAM:<font color="#990000">I don't even want to know what his AC is...

Meany:<font color="#660000">31.

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">And amidst all this chaos as a certain gnome gets his ass handed to him on a spinder-spun silver platter, is Kor, raiding the ship's pantry looking for crackers.

Meany:<font color="#660000">+5 armor, +5 shield.

Aldwin Geas:<font color="#000000">Hard to tell from here in the thick of battle. You just know he's down.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron is higher in initiative order than Altonor. was that a readied action he did?

Meany:<font color="#660000">Rings of protection.

Miron has received initiative.Meany:<font color="#660000">And possibly an Ioun stone.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">That was an AoO. Aldwin tried a grapple.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ah

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Keep RPing you trolls. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">I need to look up wrack in the book

VAE:<font color="#000000">moment

VAE:<font color="#000000">because if he did do this to an inquisitor Miron is going full on

<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Hey.

Meany:<font color="#660000">RAM's char had a question for mine.

Meany:<font color="#660000">So until he asks it. &gt;:O

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Now that it -is- your turn, do you look to see what's happened to your backup, or just see him fall and assume the worst?

Miron:<font color="#000000">As a minor action, Miron does look.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Concern for comrades is important.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Actions are now divided into the following.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">especially you're 'enemy''s comrads. :&gt;

Aldwin Geas:<font color="#000000">He's still breathing... and that doesn't look like anywhere the amount of blood that he should have lost with a slash like that.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Minor, Major and EL SUPREMO.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Enemy's ?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hahaha.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Aahhaha

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">yes. :&gt;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;So...vat iz hall dis Hy hear about dragons?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;You know my order follows reincarnation, correct?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy hef heard dis mentioned, yah.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;My previous incarnation was an ancient red dragon.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:O

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;He's...refusing to join with First, and is frankly stronger than I am, so he needs to be sealed, or he starts going on rampages.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">He taps the gold scale on his neck.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;This artefact strengthens the seal, as he's since learned to work around it.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy kan imagine dat gettink annoyink after a vile.&quot;

You whisper to Meany: '''Speaking of which, meat. Do you remember our deal?'''

Sszeyl whispers: Of course. Come to collect?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You... seriously injured an Inquisitor of the Leaden Mace.&quot; ''How the hell he isn't dead? That blow should have. ''&quot;Lay down your weapons and surrender.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas has knelt below the port-window of his room, even though the skies are a murky black right now.

You whisper to Meany: I can wait a few more minutes until you're alone.

* Thomas Lazarus clasps his hands together and bows his head. He performs a second sending.

Sszeyl whispers: How courteous.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Listen carefully. I need you to get to Yoriver for me. Contain the situation. Find Raerarael. Help those people. I am begging you. Please hurry.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">now what to do...

Sszeyl: <font color="#660000">(( Thomas does the Gendo Pose. ))

You whisper to Dr. Hatari: ... You can play Tomi's response if you want, I'm not sure I could do it convincingly. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">so when is Thomas gonna get the wisdom wrecking sending from his sister? XP

Tokens dropped onto map 'World Map'Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... Tommy? ...&quot; There's a great pause. &quot;We're in Deeproot ... we don't even have horses.&quot; Another lengthy pause and a sigh over the sending. &quot;... But I guess we could get some.&quot; Yet another pause. &quot;You sure know how to pick favors.&quot;

Dr. Hatari whispers: Naturally.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm, would checkmate's light cause AoO ? To know whether to five-foot step before.

Meany:<font color="#660000">EA shouts in the background.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">casting spells always does unless you defensive cast.

Meany:<font color="#660000">&quot;GET OFF THE PHONE AND HELP VOREL.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">What Ghost said.

Tokens dropped onto map 'The Cygnet'* Liatai snerks. x3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">Fine. Shift closer to Geas first.

Dorf Aias:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;OCH. OCH. OCH.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So yes.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That happened.

* Dr. Hatari rubs palms together.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Hmm.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;To be frank, it's getting more tolerable.&quot;

Dorf Aias:<font color="#7F00FF">Fun fact: Dwarves can cheat the sending spell, because och techically isn't a word, and yet they have an entire language devoted to it, kind of like drow sign language!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;I'm learning about his past, and am starting to build a plan for how to forgive him.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Which should give me and First enough strength to absorb him.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Forgiff him? First?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;First is the very first incarnation of this soul.&quot;

You whisper to Meany: You can just feel the scoff from the dragon.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Och is kind of like Chinese. You can inflect and accent it to have 12 different meanings, without using different characters!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Merging with him means to cease to exist as an individual.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Becoming one with the millions of years of memories and identities.'

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron touches his mace. &quot;Saint Cuthbert,whose Cudgel breaks the blasphemous and evil, grant a drop of your strength to your faithful.&quot; If I understand right, the weapon ligths up and works as +3 Axiomatic for seven rounds.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dat...kinda sucks.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Done?

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Not really.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also +1 bonus against fear effects for any allies around.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yes, done.

VAE:<font color="#000000">20 feet, i think

VAE:<font color="#000000">and done, yes

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;But yes.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;My theory is that the dragon who keeps giving me headaches whenever I use his proper name, is lingering much in the same way a ghost does.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;He is clinging to things he left undone in his life.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;By understanding what those are, and coming to forgive him, it will rebound upon him.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Me forgiving him will be as if he forgives himself.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Thwip! &#171; &#160;1d20+16-4-2 = 8 + 16 - 4 - 2 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Thwip! &#171; &#160;1d20+16-4-2 = 17 + 16 - 4 - 2 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 4 + 3 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Thwip! &#171; &#160;1d20+11-4-2 = 11 + 11 - 4 - 2 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 6 + 3 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Three arrows sail through the air toward Linc.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Because in all the ways that matter, we're the same person.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">also, wat the hell

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Mmph. Why do I keep dreaming about raining down artillery cover?

* You roll to yourself: 40-6-7-9 =&gt; 40 - 6 - 7 - 9 = 18* VAE thought it was an arrow trap. Clearly not

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Hy vould radder go on to vatever afterlife avaits me, und hopefully schpend de rest uf eternity vith my fiance.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Oh bastet. This looks like being set up to failure from the start.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Roll Spot.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">You forgot the fourth initiative roll.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Spot

* You roll to yourself: 1d20-2 =&gt; 3 - 2 = 1VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron is blinded with holy anger.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;And that will be what happens.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;For you.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;For us, we are born again.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">wasn't fourth the dog?

GM:<font color="#000000">Aha! You spot where the arrows came from! There is a sniper -- at -18, 6, behind the tree's trunk!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Until our First feels there is nothing left to learn in the world.'

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Which...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Is why after I am dead, regardless of what I want, I will not be able to be raised.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;My First is ready to move on.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Guh, trying to mark it.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Huh. Hy vill not disparage hyu belief, but dat iz onfortunate.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Yes.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">''Fuck.. there's a second one.. We're dead, aren't we? Maybe he'll torture us... that's why he kept him alive, isn't it so? ''

Altonor:<font color="#000000">The armor-clad drow moves forward, silver flames flickering along the blade of his scimitar...

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">...Oh lol.

Miron:<font color="#000000">''Either way.. i'll go down fighting.. just like my Maester back then ''

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">His sword is Anaxiomanic.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Anarchic, silly

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Whateves. =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Things are looking bad for the internal group dynamic of the Mace members. One way or another.

RAM:<font color="#990000">You are so screwed, Miron.

VAE:<font color="#000000">They sure are.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">.. why are you cleaning out his desk, Thomas?

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 19 + 17 = 36&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+1d6+1d6 = 5 + 6 + 4 + 1 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Steel flashes once! &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 20 + 12 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+1d6+1d6 = 1 + 6 + 6 + 3 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Twice! &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 13 + 7 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+1d6+1d6 = 2 + 6 + 3 + 6 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Thrice!

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Two crit confirms - &#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 2 + 17 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+12 = 12 + 12 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/Smileys/CMForums/to_hell.jpg

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Luckily for Miron...

Altonor:<font color="#000000">It's all nonlethal damage.

RAM:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy guess ve vill chust hef to be kareful not to let hyu die hennytime soon, den.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">How much damage did he do?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Erp!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy guess ve vill chust hef to be kareful not to let hyu die hennytime soon, den.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Good luck with that.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">ugh. no need to ask

VAE:<font color="#000000">about 49 even without confirms

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;16+16+16+16+17 = 16 + 16 + 16 + 16 + 17 = 81&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; That much nonlethal damage.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Ask Thomas to tell you about the time I tried to ride a dire wold.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">wolf*

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Or fought an owlbear skeleton on my own.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy heard about dat! He! Dat must hef been avezum!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Yes, it would have been.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;But the darned thing bit me before I could mount properly. :/&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Aww.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Theme song : The Sewers from Les Miserables

Linc:<font color="#000000">Out of the corner of his eye, as he falls, he can see more arrows striking Linc, knocking the wolf to the ground...

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Gold Guns Girls playing here. XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">that was the fight, wsnt' it?

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Is it ever going to be enough?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You know, fortunately, Miron has 50 HP.

VAE:<font color="#000000">He does. Unfortunately, crits.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Because that would have been enough non-lethal damage to kill most party members.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">yup! XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Lagcheck - :32

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;But yes. I am going to go practice some katas now.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">:32

Sszeyl: <font color="#660000">(( :32 ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Good good.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Oop, sorry.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It's fine, Sszeyl.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hokay, bai!&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oop. Phone.

Sszeyl whispers: There, how's this?

* Thomas Lazarus stands, and sighs.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Atleast that's something of an assurance.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm, does nonlethal damage above twice HP kills?

VAE:<font color="#000000">like excess positive energy?

VAE:<font color="#000000">(with regards to Hatari's remark)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sort of. Once you've taken enough non-lethal HP damage to go unconscious, if you keep taking more, it counts again as regular lethal damage.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So if you take over 2x your HP in non-lethal, it's still fatal.

VAE:<font color="#000000">*nod*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You can still be killed by riot police weapons, etc.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Heh, that was cat lady. x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">and yeah

VAE:<font color="#000000">Javert's suicide is the correct song I think

* VAE found it among the list - Severs was one of the preludes

VAE:<font color="#000000">The text eerily fits

VAE:<font color="#000000">Valjean It's you, Javert I knew you wouldn't wait too long The faithful servant at his post once more! This man's done no wrong, And he needs a doctor's care. Javert I warned you I would not give in I won't be swayed Valjean Another hour yet And then I'm yours And all our debts are paid. Javert The man of mercy Comes again And talks of justice

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Turns out I made a good impression on her! She's been acting as good PR and advertising for me at the vets' offices around town. Woo! :D

Sszeyl: <font color="#660000">(( :D ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#660000">(( Congrats! ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hooray Liamonies. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">GET A PHONE. &gt;:O

* Dr. Hatari is bricked.

Sszeyl: <font color="#660000">(( You'll have enough clients to start a firm soon. ))

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">YES GET A PHONE

* VAE congrats liatai

* Ghostwish gets hit by the ricochet brick.

VAE:<font color="#000000">It seems the songs in the MP3s I have are chopped differently

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">And big congrats too! ^_^

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">:B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 8 + 6 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Dog Eat Dog would be it normally, but the dialogue is slapped on top of Javert's suicide in mine

RAM:<font color="#990000">W00T!

VAE:<font color="#000000">And poor Linc will get the shaft of this

* RAM gives Teh Liacute congradulatory scritchies!

VAE:<font color="#000000">since it doesn't look like they are using nonlethal on him

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Consciousness seeps back slowly... your arms and legs are bound in rope, and the armored drow is knelt over you, taking his hand off your shoulder.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Pfft. Didn't you see the -4s?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Too focused on what to do.

* Thomas Lazarus frowns down at his lap. Too much on his mind. Too many more messages to Send... but they'll have to wait a day. After sleep.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">How could I sleep, now..?'

You whisper to Meany: '''It will do. Now, I require your hands and your voice for roughly eleven minutes.'''

Sszeyl whispers: ((Your number is showing.))

* Thomas Lazarus sighs. &quot;..Maybe Miron will be a sending left for the Commander.&quot;

You whisper to Meany: '''((Ack. I mean. &gt;.&gt;;))'''

You whisper to Meany: '''((Ahem. Yes. Where were we.))'''

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Well, with his question answered, Shankfang heads to bed himself. Is sleepy.

Sszeyl whispers: So long as you don't do anything destructive to bring down -more- restrictions on us. Go ahead.

Cadamon Gardner - Sending:<font color="#000000">A voice drifts into Thomas' cabin... &quot;Sending on Commander's behalf. How are you faring? Status of current mission? Seeking clarification on suspected Lolthian agents reported by Steelsprocket. What happened? Please report.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus jolts. &quot;?!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Yes!

* Thomas Lazarus fucks up the return sending by talking to himself--*BRICKED BY PLAYER*

You whisper to Meany: I told you, didn't I? My favor won't hurt us.

Miron:<font color="#000000">''... you can, I'll never tell you the password... Geas died with his mouth shut, and you might as well kill me... *spits* Both of you wretches.. I see you brought her in as well... Tathi and Freida... side by side like sisters.. ... '''What .. where... Inquisitor Geas... that filthy dog.. He .. how come I'm not dead? 'Miron's eyes blink open.

Sszeyl whispers: Us. You never said anything about anyone else. Or if it involved fire.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron does have odd dreams :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#000000">In the hold, Sszeyl's hands begin to move, and he begins to speak quiet words of Draconic.

VAE:<font color="#000000">or rather, impact induced hallucinations

You whisper to Meany: '''Be quiet for a moment, little puppet. Just catching up with a relative.'''

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You... what?! Where is Geas..Criminal.. &quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Get it out of your system.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">''At least.. if we go missing, Gradia will be able to locate Geas or me with ease... and then there'll be a real arrest warrant. ''

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Out of my system? So you killed him already, I see...&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Your hunter friend is fine, as is his wolf. He'll wake before sunrise.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Arivan vouched for him and took him back to his home.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And I should believe that, why?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom furrows his brow. Lolthian agents...? Tch... brother... your bias is perverting your reports. Atleast stick to the facts. Oh well. &quot;..*Not* Lolthian agents. Internal rebel group. Too complicated for Sending. Scrying perhaps. More importantly, have confirmed multiple accounts of disaster in Yoriver. Fiends infiltrating ranks.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;You're not dead, are you?&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Physically speaking.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Pwnd.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ack, sacred canine duty.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm not dead ... yet.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You speak as if I was a coppersworth adventurer, and not an inquisitor. But you might as well - there's nothing to learn from me even if you managed to break me.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">With the sending response sent, and little else left to do, Thomas stands. Even if the commander takes his advice, it'll be over an hour before anyone magically contacts him again. He sighs and leaves his cabin.

VAE:<font color="#000000">heh

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'll have to reread the log as most of the stuff that happened other than my involvement passed me around.

* Thomas Lazarus looks around the boat idly.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">brb, seeing what the plan for supper is

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; &gt;:I

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Where is everybody.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Hold.

Miron:<font color="#000000">''Saint Cuthbert teaches us that disaster rides on folly like a clown rides on an ass. Why the fuck did I obey Geas and went sneaking around myself as well? This could have been our victory... ''

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Room.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Bed.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Gnogglebolt I see you here but you're grounded. =3= *wrench'd*

Miron:<font color="#000000">Tied down like a pork shoulder.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Hee.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Fits in as well. Tech had a cheat check on his device last week.. suppose Gnogglebolt is working his ass off tinkering.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Okay, back.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang wouldn't mind if you came and chilled with him for a bit.

* Sszeyl finishes speaking words of Draconic, and a growled whisper in the same language returns.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">True.

You whisper to Meany: '''There. Was that so bad?'''

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;.&gt;;

You whisper to Meany: Go ahead and have your meat back, little puppet.

Sszeyl whispers: Always a pleasure to do business.

Sszeyl whispers: Oh look, here comes First for another try at absorbtion.

Sszeyl whispers: Ta.

VAE:<font color="#000000">As an aside, if I can ask OOC

* Thomas Lazarus folds his arms into his robe sleeves and approaches Edar--rrr on second thought.

VAE:<font color="#000000">did they have a chance just with Geas's roll?

* Thomas Lazarus leaves the LiaNPC along and asks a party member.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I am wondering whether it was the fault of the roll of 2, or overall hopeless

VAE:<font color="#000000">especially due to the archer there.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Hello.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Good evening.&quot; :.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Say, Sszeyl..&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Sszeyl.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">:B

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sun's light, I have no intention of trying to 'break' you. I just want to know what made you think it was a good idea to try sneaking up on a trancing trained warrior who you know was a soldier living in a society where paranoia can make the difference between life and death.&quot; :|

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;When you all returned to the ship, was Miron with you? Something has some up. I got an important sending from the Mace back in Castleton and can't return it today. I'm hoping he can foot the report.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;No.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I can't find him anywhere.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;I assumed he was with the local mace branch.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Making trouble, as always.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">For party's sake, if you go after him, wake up Tathi. |D

Liatai:<font color="#000000">And for OOC's sake?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It was the 2.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Speaking of which.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I didn't even know there was a local mace branch here.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It wasn't a good idea. It was the best we could do given the circumstances.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Altonor rolled a 5 on his Listen check. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;I'm thinking of joining.&quot;

* VAE just rolls up in a corner like the dumb lynx he is.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Miron's head epxlodes.

* Thomas Lazarus blinks and reels a few inches. &quot;... Really?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron already thinks it is that

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Yes.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">I just wanted to know myself.

* Thomas Lazarus seems genuinely astonished. &quot;Even with all the cross thoughts you've had with Miron and Ashmore?&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Right. Second question. Why go through the trouble?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;I respect Ashmore as a person.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Besides... no, we weren't after your life however hard that might be to believe for you. We are the Leaden Mace, not House Helvirahel, or your lolthian Guardians of the Thread.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;As a Comamnder of Men, I disrespect him for not knowing Miron better.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;From how loftily you talked about Braxton Falls, you must have heard about the little calling cards I left behind.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;But...I know now that I was wrong.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Miron is not as he is with us, among you.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;He is a good person with you.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Guardians of the Thread?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;So, if I willingly give Ashmore -and- Miron limited command over me for a brief period of time, and in so doing learn how to better myself as a person by being able to deal with Miron-types without argument...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;It's worth a few headaches.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And yes.. I have heard of your crimes against the local government.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus blinks several times.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Sszeyl..&quot; He sounds awed.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That's incredibly mature of you. I'm really impressed.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;But calling cards?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Sszeyl looks blank.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">And that's when the door swings open, and a bed-haired Tathi pokes her head out. &quot;You two talk loudly enough to ruin a necromancer's experiments!&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Back up a bit. Who the devil are the Guardians of the Thread?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Why is everyone so surprised when I do that.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I mean, for anyone to do that.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Oh. =w=&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know it yourself. So do I.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Hi Tathi.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;No, I honestly don't.&quot; =w=;;;

* Thomas Lazarus shrugs at Tathi. ^^;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;I've never heard of any Guardians of the Thread. And if they're Lolthian, they're my enemies as well as yours. Who are they?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then... it is perhaps better that you don't. Might be that one of your friends is letting on less than he admits.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Peek.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">She sighs, and steps out, in the bathrobe again. &quot;So. Joining the Leaden Mace? Might be good for you, actually. Law-worshipping, religious order with a perchence for wiping out corruption and devil worship. Could teach you some things, I think.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">D|

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Am I super-loud?

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">WHAT?

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Just one thing.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Are ve hevink a liddle meetink here? Vy vas Hy not invited?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Sszeyl looks srs.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It's nothing go to bed.&quot; =3=

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Srs bsns.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Bamf.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;If I start turning out like Miron, I want you to punch me.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">''Do I tell him just how much we know... but then, if it sews discord between him and Cal'tel..&quot;''

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi quirks an eyebrow, but then smiles. &quot;As hard as I can.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang sads.

Miron:<font color="#000000">''Saint Cuthbert teaches us that evil sooner or later dies gnawing at its own innards .. ''

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vell, hokay. Guess Hy'm not invited...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Tom's just touchy on being loud.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">brb. nature calls again.It's slightly cold in here

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Who wants to go find Miron? =3=&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus rubs the back of his neck. &quot;Although, you know.. as admirable as that decision is in overcoming the way you've felt and how they've treated you..&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;What's this about Miron?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Not just anyone can join for the simple purpose of being put under command.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It's a pretty serious commitment to the organization's ideals. It's a duty.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And back into his room Shankfang goes. Way to go, Thomas. He's all sad now.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Hey. &gt;:O

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Yeah I could care less. Sorry Shankfang. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">back

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Hi Swallowtail.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 15 + 7 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">What.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;And Ed.&quot;

* Edaric does not step on anyone's head on his way down the ladder.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">lolololololol

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Huh, party down here.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=w=;;;;;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;And me in my robe. What a party huh?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And he thought you were nice, Thomas.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; I was just looking for Miron really.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Yes, again, what's this about Miron?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas doesn't like Shankfang. =3=

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You are a poor liar, Altonor. Either about not knowing, or about being cautious.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, I'm going to bed, unless there's... what's going on about Miron?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Clearly.

* Thomas Lazarus shrugs sheepishly. &quot;Have you seen him?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">She shakes her head. &quot;I thought he'd be with you?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((wisdom-10)/2) = 5 + floor((13 - 10) / 2) = 6&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; wisdom check!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'd like him to cast a Sending for me. I'm out.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Hur dur.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;No.. I came back to the ship first.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I assumed he'd be with you all.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I bet Thomas kicks puppies, too.

Tavia:<font color="#7F00FF">He tries. &gt;:)

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Such a jerk.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 12 + 7 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Sense Motive btw. Does he really not know?

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Look, it's been a long day, it's the middle of the night, you interrupted my trance, and now you're making vague references to cryptic things I know nothing about. Can you talk straight for a moment?&quot; :|

Altonor:<font color="#000000">He really doesn't know.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;But he didn't come back with us... oh trees damn it.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let's say that it's one of the ... plural pen names your friend Cal'tel uses. &quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;He said he was going to get drink.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;...&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;What.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;But then, I doubt that he accounts to you his every move, and every action.. however despicable.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">And now he's laughing.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">She sighs heavily. &quot;Who wants to take bets it has something to do with Altonor?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">She hits the door behind her. &quot;Aelian! Get up!&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus rubs his temple and closes his eyes. &quot;...&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Huzzawhat?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;We have to go!&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Why?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You laugh now... but who sews wind will reap a storm. &quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Miron'


 * Thomas Lazarus sighs softly.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">s being a moron!&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;...&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;And?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider: <font color="#990000">(( Getting pizza, brb. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#660000">(( Ta. ))

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">She hits the door again. &quot;And we have to save him!&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">There's grumbling and shuffling about.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;He who -- hahahaha!&quot; He's laughing too hard.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Must we?

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Tom?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;I'll be ready in a second..&quot; Tathi says, going inside and shutting the door. &quot;And get Kor while you're out there! He's raiding the mess!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Yes?&quot; He drones somewhat politely.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Skies above you sound just like Cal'tel.&quot; XD

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Am nam nam nam, mmmmm, bread.

Scarlet:<font color="#000000">Hi rat! &gt;:3


 * Thomas Lazarus walks into the mess.

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Sputter-squeak! What the!? Away with you, feline fiend! Shoo! Shoo!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Korllect. +1 rat.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Are you okay?&quot;


 * Edaric knocks on the door of the Green Cabin.

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">AUGH! UNHAND ME!

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20-9 = 6 - 9 = -3&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; grapple! Unhand me you fiend!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Shankfang? Have you seen Miron? Tathi's about to go inquisitor-hunting.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Trololol.


 * Thomas Lazarus sighs again. &quot;Yes. I just imagine Tathi is correct. Although maybe he's at the bar..&quot; Grapple. &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 17 + 9 = 26&#160;  &#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Perhaps so. Although evil, one thing I can't deny is that he's smart.&quot;

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Viva la Squeak!! Strugglestrugglesquirm!

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Oh gods the laughter's just been fuelled again.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Eh.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Perhaps while we're in town, I can get that cat.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">=w=


 * Thomas Lazarus isn't his sister. Kor gets some reassuring finger-pettings. Also he isn't being crushed in a machine-press-like grip.

Miron:''<font color="#000000">He is a madman. Dangerous madman... ''

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Perhaps.&quot; He smiles half-heartedly.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Thanks Thomas. Allright, I'm putting ten gold down, right now, that Miron has done something stupid. Who's taking this bet?&quot;


 * Altonor holds up a hand, trying to catch his breath. &quot;Hoo... hahaha...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Not me.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus hangs his head defeatedly. &quot;...&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Nope.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Okay. Okay. So where did you hear Guardians of the Thread from Cal'tel?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Miron? No, Hy hef not seen him since ve left de Maraddel's house.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;No one? Damn.&quot; She says, turning and heading up the ladder as she mutters, &quot;And scribing gets expensive too.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang steps out the door and into the hallway, noticing everyone gathered there.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Let's go then..&quot; T_T

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I didn't need to hear it from him... &quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Was it in one of his letters?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">To Thalinde.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Go on, I'll bet that's where it was. He always gets dramatic in those things.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;He does.. which is his sole failing.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">The group searches any tavern that's open, and then I bet Thomas suggests heading to the Leaden Mace branch. Or does he know about it?

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 5 + 2 = 7&#160; <font color="#660000">&#187; Int check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 6 + 1 = 7&#160; <font color="#660000">&#187; Cha check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Search, and Gather Information.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He doesn't! As far as Thomas knows, this town has no Mace branch.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">You can make Gather Information checks. Should I assume everyone is searching?

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Well shit. And yes we are!

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((charisma-10)/2) = 8 + floor((15 - 10) / 2) = 10&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; charisma check!

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((charisma-10)/2) = 13 + floor((10 - 10) / 2) = 13&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; charisma check!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 6 + 12 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I dunno, is Shankfang invited this time?


 * Thomas Lazarus attempts to assist. Mortifiedly. &#171; &#160;1d20 = 13&#160;  &#187;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Of course.


 * RAM looks pointedly at Thomas.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;No sign of where he went, but I did get the name of an inquisitor living in town.&quot; Ed would have invited Shankfang, at least. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I am not the group leader don't get all pouty and bitchy for life just because I didn't invite you into a private conversation. :P

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;There's a fellow named Aldwin Geas, lives on the border of the woods, aberration hunter, Leaden Mace Inquisitor.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Perheps ve schould check dere first, den.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Booom shaka laka.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">To that place. =w=

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thread, thread, thread... why would he make a reference to thread, that you would think was Lolthian...&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;You don't happen to remember the text of the letter, do you?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">And away the party goes!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Because like all of Lolth's agents, their self-importance gets the best of them.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ker-vworp.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Allright, up you go, Thomas.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus sighs wearily and knocks at the door.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; This is embarassing.. =w=;&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And it fits so beautifully. Protecting the cult of Lolth where all three of you call home these days .&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Look, I don't know where you're getting your theories from, but -- what.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Did anyone else just feel a chill?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We apparently need to hurry before Miron dies from being a jerk. =w=;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Somewhere you either lost a lot of information or twisted some up.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I don't need to twist what is twisted enough.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hmm...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Le peek through window!

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">Oddly enough, it's not an inquisitor who answers the door, but a very bedraggled-looking elf.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Fatcat lap-invasion. :O

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Ohey!


 * Thomas Lazarus quirks a brow. &quot;..?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Pella?&quot; Tathi remarks curiously.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Good evening Mr. Marathal.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Herr Maraddel?&quot;

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">&quot;Arivan,&quot; he corrects wearily. &quot;I'd imagine you're here looking for your foolhardy friend.&quot;

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let me just finish patching up Mr. Geas and Linc and I'll be right with you.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom's expression sags a little more. &quot;...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy imagine hyu know vere he iz?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yes..&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi's eyes widen a bit, and then she slaps her hand to her forehead. &quot;Miron.&quot;


 * VAE lawls

VAE:<font color="#000000">This is priceless.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Are they okay?&quot; He drones wearily.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">I give you 2nd place for rocking the boat. XD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm kind of glad tech isn't here. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">He would be flipping his shit.

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD

RAM:<font color="#990000">He would.


 * Arivan Marathal mutters while applying salve to the wolf's wounds, &quot;They'll be fine. I did tell you that our primary weapons were enchanted to deal no permanent harm.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;GODDAMNIT YOU LYNX&quot; I can hear it now.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">EVICTED FROM PARTY.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">And you hear that laughter? Of someone flopping around on the floor in the background?

Ghostwish:''<font color="#7F00FF">That's me. ''

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;True dat.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Either way, this was bound to happen. Miron had other plans, but meeting the bugger in person convinced him he's a danger, besides, this should have gone well.. .totally should.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Lovely. So, where is our dwarf, and is there enough left of him to splatter over this city?&quot; Tathi remarks dryly.


 * VAE curses dice.


 * Thomas Lazarus rubs his brow. &quot;I'm... ... ...glad to hear it.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">This is worse than Sandor fucking up that computer with a 1

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well then, let's hear it. I could use a laugh. What theory have you cooked up regarding us?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I could leap to conclusions and offer you platitudes, but first.. I.. think I should simply ask where to find brother Miron and then be on our way for the evening.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;And lock him in a cage until we're out of town.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;A theory? Like it matters. You would be a criminal even without it, and guess what, so is Cal'tel.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">:B

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">&quot;Where else? At Altonor's campsite.&quot; The healer borrows a scrap of paper and writes a quick note before sweeping out the door. &quot;Come along, let's collect him.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;This should be grand.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;And amusing.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus follows along.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Vworp vworp vworp.

Thomas Lazarus:''<font color="#FF0000">This is how parents must feel when they pick up their kids from Juuvie. ''

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;He must be vun paranoeed liddle gnome, yah?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Dwarf.&quot;


 * Arivan Marathal is muttering in Undercommon under his breath during the walk... those who understand realize that he is cursing rather fluently.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Juuvie?

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Such language.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dvarf, right.&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#660000">(( Juvinile Prison. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#660000">(( Or Juvinile Penitentiary. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ah

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It's prison for douchebag kids.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">And Mirons.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Is THAT what drow use for bastard? Curious.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Who look like kids.

VAE:<font color="#000000">we do have those in slovakia ,though douchebag kids is a bit of an understatement

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">&quot;(When I see that man again I am going to knock some sense into that damn fool head of his,)&quot; you might catch.

VAE:<font color="#000000">What kids you know have a beard?

VAE:<font color="#000000">And are almost century and half

RAM:<font color="#990000">I was able to grow an epic beard by 15.


 * Arivan Marathal winces. &quot;Please keep the D word quiet in town.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Oh. Right. Sorry.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">(&quot;You -are- speaking Undercommon.&quot;)

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">I have scottish blood. Nuff said.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">In undercommon, of course.


 * VAE jealous. VAE had a shitty one by about 16, besides, no moustache until far ,far later.

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">&quot;(It would feel blasphemous to curse in Celestial.)&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">German, Irish and Scottish. Make for epic facial hair.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Uncle joked that unshaved I look like Amish

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">Into the woods~

Meany:<font color="#660000">English, Polish, German.

Meany:<font color="#660000">:B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">To Grandmother's house we go?

Meany:<font color="#660000">Awesome mustache.


 * Thomas Lazarus stops.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Mister Marathal.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Slovak, slovak, slovak ,and a bit of jewish

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes?&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">JEEEEW!

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">... that's a religion, not a gene pool XD

RAM:<font color="#990000">Don't tell them that.

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD The first religion I heard of that can be told by looking at someone's face.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I was contacted by my local Mace branch's commander a short while ago regarding some unrelated but serious matters and requested that they scry on me to establish Message communication. If they do, it would probably be happening sometime soon.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Though, I guess the ethnicity would technically be Hebrew.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I can wait here if you would like.&quot; He sounds a bit forlorn.

VAE:<font color="#000000">not really. For one, jews are split in at least two branches, and there's lots of mixing.

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nonsense. It's about time this mess gets sorted out. Mace involvement or not.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Tathi?&quot;

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sun's light we should be allies.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Sszeyl?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You.. are absolutely right, Mr. Marathal. Thank you.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He follows.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Do you have any Invisibility or altering magic in you left?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vy kan' ve hall chust get along?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;I have forsworn illusion to better focus in evocation. But if you mean polymorph, yes, actually.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Well, if Al will agree.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;And you, of course.&quot;

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">&quot;... who's Al?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;I can run you ahead, morph Al into someone else, and let the meeting continue.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">When you said Al I totally thought you meant Daveak. :B

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Oh.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">who is al, actually?

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Take a wild guess.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;I am pretty sure he would have a hat of disguise or something?&quot;


 * VAE confuzzled

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Arivan?&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus murmurs, &quot;I'm of the opinion Mr. Marathal is right. ... Lieutenant ... you know, I'm loathe to speak of it. I'm going to ask Miron myself.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">How does that go to al?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I assume Al is Altonor.

Sszeyl: <font color="#660000">(( ^ ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Al is also something I call Daveak by. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Different game.

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nonsense again. Altonor walks around Braxton Falls undisguised.&quot; The healer has a stressed tone to his voice. &quot;I've said it before, I'll say it again; he enoys courting danger. But to hear him speak of it, it has a broader purpose. Likely the same reason you don't disguise yourself, Sszeyl.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Well then, let's be off.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Complete disregard for humans posing a threat?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;We have a gnome to beat senseless.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Someone did that already once.

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">&quot;... okay not the same reason at all.&quot; &gt;.&gt;;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;He iz tryink to get pipple used to seeink Drow valkink about, yah?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">olololol tech is going to be so mad.

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">&quot;The courier -- Shenkfang? -- has it.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">as an aside. .since they aren't talking at the moment

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Shankfang, actually. Hy onderstund my accent kan be a bit tick.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">He takes care to stress his name properly.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Probably best say that the rest of the party is a bit time-shifted with regards to Altonor and Miron

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">&quot;If we can build up a reputation of even one drow bearing our symbol doing good deeds, it opens the door for others to do the same.&quot; He nods. &quot;Shankfang, my apologies.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;It's okay Shankfang. You should hear them trip over my name.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Then she smirks. &quot;What's my name, Thomas?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Ugh, at least yours isn't Draconic.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;I still can't pronounce any of those.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus looks determined for a moment.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Eylli-saer-sithek?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... hey.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hang on.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Where's Terri?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Eyllisaearsiddek? Dat hain't so herd.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Asleep, I would guess.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Last I saw, with Mateo on a little date. =w=&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">-_-#;;;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi looks like she's trying to keep from laughing.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll go back and check. This drow politics stuff goes over my head anyway. &quot; =w=;;;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu schould hear Talfeera's full name.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Thank you very much, Ed.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Don't get ambushed~&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Good luck~&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Swallowtail, could you please join him?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm suddenly worried by the thought..&quot; He sighs.

VAE:<font color="#000000">As an aside.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Ololo, Lia.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;I? ... Yes.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">New plan calls for subcontracting Swallowtail whenever covert work is involved.

Meany:<font color="#660000">So much pressure to finish that map.

Meany:<font color="#660000">And we didn't use it this session.

Meany:<font color="#660000">:BBBBBB

Liatai:<font color="#000000">At least it's done. XD

RAM:<font color="#990000">There's still a few hours left.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Two and a half at most, you silly.

RAM:<font color="#990000">What? It's only 8!

Meany:<font color="#660000">VAE's five hours ahead of you.

RAM:<font color="#990000">On a Saturday!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">*Four. :B

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">&quot;Altonor, I've got our little stray's chaperones.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">As they come into the view of the camp, Tathi lets out an elven curse to rival Arivan's.

Meany:<font color="#660000">It's two in the morning on his end.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Thank you, Hatari.

RAM:<font color="#990000">He can handle it!

VAE:<font color="#000000">one in the morning, thank you

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Hello~&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's a relief. I was about to wait until I could summon Kep again and airdrop him.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Haloo!&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">There is a bound inquisitor by the fire pit.


 * Thomas Lazarus looks flatly at Shankfang.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I see Altonor took inspiration from Gus

VAE:<font color="#000000">With Voltie pestering Firo

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vat?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD


 * Thomas Lazarus looks to Miron and rests his hands on his waist with a sigh.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Brother, what's going on?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's .. a long story.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;I suggest you start now.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Your commander is probably scrying this place right now. =w=&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;May ve ontie him?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Miron, what in the gates of hell have you been up to!? Why did we just go to the house of a knocked out inquisitor to find you, only to find you here, hog-tied like some crazy gnome game!?&quot;


 * Altonor signs to Arivan. &quot;(He thought Cal'tel was a Lolthian agent.)&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">brb, getting supper

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">A small snerk from the healer before he covers his mouth.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Well, that explains much.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What in the gates of hell? Doing my duty as an Inquisitor... and if anyone ever asks me to sneak somewhere i'm taking my mace and stuffing it up his ass.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Brother, I recieved a sending from Cadamon. I began looking for you to clear something up and help return some messages to them.&quot;

''<font color="#0000ff">TMG has connected. ''

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Someone's got a wounded pride.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Go ahead, if you can keep a leash on him and teach him not to wake trancing warriors.'

Sszeyl: <font color="#660000">(( Tech. ))

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;But that's for a longer story.&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#660000">(( You're going to be so mad. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Techie!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">wut

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hokay!&quot; Untie untie.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">How u connect

TMG:<font color="#000000">Stroke of luck on two counts.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Tech, what are you doing here? ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Count von Count one of them&gt;?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Oooh you are gonna be so pissed.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Shut the fuck up peanuts!! XD

TMG:<font color="#000000">1) Sis was sleepy when she caught me, and she was either absent-minded enough or didn't care enough to mention it to family.

RAM:<font color="#990000">TROLLOLOLOLOL!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">This is going to derail e'rything!

VAE:<font color="#000000">bwahahaha

TMG:<font color="#000000">2) I have been left completel alone in the house, but not for long.

VAE:<font color="#000000">want the short story, or the whole thing.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Someone shoot him a log.

TMG:<font color="#000000">So, I'm not actually around to play, just to sign in and get logs.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Short story - Metal Gear Mace meets the anger of the dice.

RAM:<font color="#990000">He doesn't have long. Short.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Someone give me liatalk log?

TMG:<font color="#000000">And--

TMG:<font color="#000000">DON'T give me maptool log here, please. ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">The log will go on the wiki tonight

TMG:<font color="#000000">Just someone shoot a whole thing onto a swap

VAE:<font color="#000000">you can check it later.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Danmna; the point is I'd like to read now. ^^;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">One moment.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ookay, i'll save for ya.

TMG:<font color="#000000">So,n anyone got an HTML-log in progress, that'd be cool

VAE:<font color="#000000">moment

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Anyways, quit sneaking on here and risking your folks wrath.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Liata;s got it, it's okay danman

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">back OH GOD TECH'S HERE

VAE:<font color="#000000">ah well.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">TECH

TMG:<font color="#000000">Hatari; risk-free, for now.

RAM:<font color="#990000">And tell your fam I said hi!

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">TECH

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">TECH

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">TECH

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Miron's hogtied. :P

TMG:<font color="#000000">....GODDAMMIT.

Meany:<font color="#660000">He's tied with hogs.

VAE:<font color="#000000">So is Aldwin Geas

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Bwahahahahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">I told you, dice wrath.

TMG:<font color="#000000">PLEASE tell me that Gnogglebolt is at LEAST offscreen.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Yes.

VAE:<font color="#000000">He is, mostly

RAM:<font color="#990000">Yes he is.

Meany:<font color="#660000">He's having a teaparty.

VAE:<font color="#000000">we assumed he's busy tinkering

Meany:<font color="#660000">With Terri.

TMG:<font color="#000000">-whew-. Thank goodness for that, at least.

Meany:<font color="#660000">And Mateo.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ahahahahah XD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">This log is going to be epic.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Okay, uploading partial log.


 * TMG fumes

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">WHY WAS I NOT INVITED?!

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh well.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Essentially. He and Geas used the wolf to track his footsteps ,and go to collect something to scry on Altonor. The rest, you will learn

TMG:<font color="#000000">Also; I knew it.

TMG:<font color="#000000">I freaking -knew- Miron would go the same way as Trofim. &gt;.&gt;

VAE:<font color="#000000">He didn't. He tripped, that was the whole thing.

VAE:<font color="#000000">A 2 on a Move Silently roll when they were up there.

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">That's what happens when you pass by the house of a trained tracker and sniper who's keeping his eye out for people passing by, inquisitor. ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Remember there are arrest orders on the above bugger from Braxton. This would have helped greatly, and is an entirely reasonable thing to do.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Uploaded.

TMG:<font color="#000000">...I don't hjave time to get into a fight over that right now. ^^;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Hokay.

TMG:<font color="#000000">And now, I shall read partial log...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Akellon Swap, in drafts, PartLog - Session 68

TMG:<font color="#000000">and you guys, go ahead and keep playing. I'm going gone again and leaving cmpy in silent running.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Do I care. Point is, no matter how much you dislike it, Miron isn't quite as nuts as Trofim.

VAE:<font color="#000000">in fact, asides from paranoia about drow, he's pretty sound.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yes yes yes we know you both see the world through your respective colored glasses. :P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Playtime.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">I have to agree with the lynx on this. The only thing he screwed up was what Tathi is about to bring up.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Not answering! &gt;_-

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Brother, I recieved a sending from Cadamon. I began looking for you to clear something up and help return some messages to them.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Also, Miron is now untied.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;So let me get this straight, Miron. You tried to sneak up on someone who has survived assualts from my father, a wood elf and sorcerer who could lay waste to our party, and dragged some poor inquisitor along with you!?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron tries to stand up. all his muscles hurting, and his robe with several long slices, exposing the leather armour below.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Needless to say he doesn't succeed at first.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Le help stand!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not at him.. besides, if I hadn't tripped on that bloody root...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Kome on, hyu hokay?&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can tell you what I saw. I was in trance, heard the two inquisitors and a wolf sneaking up, and reacted. Pell came out and took care of Geas and his wolf, I healed your little friend, and he proceeded to insinuate that we were in league with Lolthian agents, among other things.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Bloody forests.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus folds his arms and sighs.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Nnngh!&quot; Tathi says, grunting in fury..

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The other things, I hadn't had to insinuate.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus holds a hand aside. &quot;Please..&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Okay Miron, we are putting this to rest right now. He is not lying. And we have proof of it, Thomas and I!&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;He'll be fine. I'm impressed, actually. Took three swings of Skybreaker to knock him out. Most people tend to be out for the count after just one.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot; Thanks &quot; to Shenkfang as he stands up finally.


 * Thomas Lazarus approaches with a small frown.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu velkome!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Proof of what?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;We Sent to my father. And he responded.. In the midst of fighting bearded devils.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm going to let..&quot; He gestures around, vaguely, &quot;..this go ignored because I know you think you were doing what was just.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;But Cadamon just asked me to corroborate your reports.&quot; He frowns.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And that's a proof of what? That the area has devil problems.. in addition to madmen attempting to cause mayhem?&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus tenses.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Please. Hear me out, brother.&quot;


 * Altonor starts to extinguish the fire while the inquisitors talk.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I shall speak to you, brother, though I'd rather do so in private.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;These men are clearly not Lolthian agents. You're letting your bias get the better of your judgement. There is a plot at work here we actually need to work on solving.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..But it's not one of Drow and Lloth and spiders.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">as an aside, where the hell is Tathi's token from?


 * VAE notices there's a new one yet again

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Fey Winds. Webcomic.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">On Fey Winds, was it?


 * VAE dunno that one

Liatai:<font color="#000000">http://kitsune.rydia.net/index.html

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I cast a sending to Raerarael personally earlier, with Tathi's help. To confirm the status of matters in Yoriver.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;He was in active combat against fiends. Even if you think everyone's lying or a fool, brother, that proves there are multiple devils there.&quot; He frowns.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I agree with that.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;A few less, thanks to my father apparently.&quot;


 * Altonor rolls up his bedroll and stashes it in his bag.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I want your help in getting this information back to commander Ashmore. I'm out of Sendings.&quot; He pauses and looks to the two Drow. &quot;..And I'm beginning to think we just need to lay this fued to rest. Desperately.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I see... &quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;What even brought you here without telling me?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;That's the thing that's bugging me. You tried this stunt with minimal strength. Against someone we know to be powerful.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">A cunning strategy.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">No....wait.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">What's the opposite of that?

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660000">RETARDED?

</b>Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom's limit break meter fills some more. *_*;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Yes! Thank you!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I will tell you later... there's much to tell. And we should indeed speak with the Commander. After all, the Yoriver Mace branch would surely know about what's taking place there... &quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I imagine so. Cadaman is no doubt sending out inquiries with magic to confirm my claim.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And such trouble isn't going to go unnoticed. I wouldn't be surprised if they actually went off with letters of command, requesting help from other towns. &quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;You probably are going to scoff at me saying this.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;But talk to the lieutenant and not the commander.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus looks up sharply. &quot;Why?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">What about the Lieutenant Commander?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The Lieutenant and the Commander are head and neck of the body that each branch is.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;The commander is a cousin of the count, a viscount in his own right.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tell me something I don't know.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Your ears seem to be out of alignment.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;We'd die of old age before he finished, Miron.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;The left one is ever so slightly higher than the right.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">=3=


 * Thomas Lazarus sighs.

Miron:''<font color="#000000">And they call me misguided and paranoid.. ''

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Roy Stanford is the lieutenant. He'll be able to give you a less biased picture.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;However, he is first of all a Mace officer. You haven't ever bothered to check how our organisation works, have you?&quot;


 * Altonor scuffs out the campfire's ashes.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'll pass that along. Thank you.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The promotions are carried off on merit, not on service age, which is why I am still an Inquisitor despite having spent decades in service. &quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Anyone who was deemed capable enough by the High Commander to go through senior, lieutenant, and commander ranks has my trust.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus rubs his brow. &quot;If there's actually an infernal incursion going on up there, brother, then that is exactly the kind of thing that demands our attention and our skepticism of everyone. But that will have to wait for some days yet.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed. Now, let's go...&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus gives Altonor a weary look. &quot;... May we?&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why are you asking my permission? Take him.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus nods. &quot;Pardon me then.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hokay, let's go den. Ve kan kontinue dis on de schip.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;We are so terribly sorry about this.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus appears to be only grudgingly heeding Miron's request, and doesn't bring up any of the other matters bubbling in his thoughts.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Sszeyl waves as they leave.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Yah, vat Taddi saeed.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Bai!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed.&quot; *turns to Altonor.* &quot;I suspect this isn't the last time we meet. Until then... safe travels.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Let's return to the Cygnet and untangle these strings. I'm sure the Castleton Hostel is in an uproar.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Hmm.&quot;


 * Altonor makes a weary grunt and waves, heading deeper into the woods.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Wave wave wave!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Least friendly greeting Miron could think of.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">You and your lines. :P

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes, let's.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Guess what Miron?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Taddi, cast teleport!

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;You can never, ever, fault me for blowing off some noble who deserved it, ever again.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Because this? This took the cake and the chef who cooked it!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Ta.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I was doing my duty, not just faffing around. Besides, I said it once already, we aren't filthy assassins like the drow.&quot;

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">&quot;... just to be certain.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;No.&quot;

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is this calling-out-on-late-night-calls going to be a constant while you're in town?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Not likely.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy hope not...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We're leaving.&quot; Flatly.

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">&quot;Because if so I'll need to adjust my trancing schedule.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Would there be a point to it once it failed once?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Come dawn.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;We probably won't let Miron off the ship until we're gone.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Ooh, gotta hurry and get that cat then. :.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You have no command over me, d..Sszeyl&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;If he keeps this up, we'll assign him an escort.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;I wasn't finished, Miron.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*fumes*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Our business in this town is quite concluded and we're scarcely welcome by anyone.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I would very much like to continue our journey by river.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;As would I.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Same.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can't wait to leave this place behind, either.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Miron, you are in desperate need of self-control.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;I advise you learn some.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;From Thomas, if at all possible.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus sighs. &quot;Let's argue on the boat, please.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Yes, away from this poor bedraggled fellow.&quot;


 * Arivan Marathal nods wearily, opening the door.

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">&quot;... and would you do me a favor?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;A dog's voice doesn't ascend to high heavens, Sszeyl. Be more concerned with matters you understand.&quot;

Arivan Marathal:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ask Cal'tel what in the Shining One's name he was thinking.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Poor Thomas. As shitty as anyone else's day has been... with all the events and concerns going on in his mind, he's shaking like a leaf.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Why? You never seem to. :&gt;&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">At Miron.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Thomas? Are you allright?&quot; Tathi asks with concern.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Kan ve please get back to de schip before hyu tvo schtart fightink?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*stares in response*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Let's just go. I'll be better after some sleep.&quot; =w=;;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">I'm just glad that when Thomas snaps and mows everyone down in the post office with an uzi, Tathi will be the one he spares. ^^;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Bluff &#171; 

<i> &#160;1d20 = 13&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

</i>Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Like I want to fight anyone tonight.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 20 + 1 = 21&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; sense motive!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 6 + 3 = 9&#160; <font color="#660000">&#187; Sense motive check!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20 = 2&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Sense Motive!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hurr...

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Tathi's old age comes in handy.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">MY EYES SEE THROUGH YOUR SOUL. &quot;We'll talk later.&quot; She says simply.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">She can see through the lie.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Ah hell nah biatch, you did NOT just call me old.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Fuck no he's not alright. He hasn't been alright for weeks. He's like an overwhelmed skinny kid and people won't stop piling food onto his plate.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">VARGIE IS YOUNGER THAN YOU.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Just for your 20. ;P

RAM:<font color="#990000">Shankfang is nice to him, too...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I didn't say he wasn't. XD

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I don't think I have seen a weapon like that.... and his armour has more spells on it than a shitty mule sold by an unscrupulous sorcerer.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">That was directed at Ghost.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Regarding Thomas going postal.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">We all know he'll kill Miron first and Gnogglebolt second. Then Sszeyl

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Nah.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well lets just say I WENT TOKENFACE SHOPPING. *_*

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">He'll try to kill me.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">And fail.

VAE:<font color="#000000">First because it'll be the one he snaps at, and catch him by surprise, the second two for making every bad situation into worse one XD

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Surprise?

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Lol no.

VAE:<font color="#000000">No, that was Miron.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Oh. =w=

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Yeah, probably.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tom actually attempting to kill him would catch him pants down

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Liaping? :45

Sszeyl: <font color="#660000">(( :45 ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:45 at :45.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ah.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">are we seriously debating who he'll shoot first? XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I just for once have no NPCs involved. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">brb nature call once again. Cold tea in cold enviroment...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Resting my hands. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">In that case.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Vworp vworp vworp.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">March march march back to le ship.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">QUICK LET'S INTERROGATE EVERYONE IN THE CITY.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I'M GONNA GO TALK TO AN NPC NOW!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ugh. Long day. Tired. Hy'll be in bed if hennyone needs me.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus makes his way to his room aboard the Cygnet, keeping an eye back on Miron in hopes of his following.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">To bed~!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Goodnight.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Miron, we'll talk about this tomorrow. Orders or no, that was a foolish endeavor at best.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm, I wonder how will Miron react.. Maybe he'll ask Swallowtail for some help in training silent movement.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Come on Aelian. You're practically sleep walking.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;I don't know how you elves do this..&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Gootnight, Tomas. Schleep vell. Hy get de feelink hyu need it.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;The festivel of the moon lasts for a week. Straight.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Sszeyl sneaks off before dawn, and purchases a cat. =w=

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi mails her letter!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">lols kittenz

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron does follow. Nothing he can do can turn the situation now.. besides he's angry at himself for obeying a stupid suggestion from Geas in the heat of the chase.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Once again, like back in Redtree, the inquisitor feels like an utter failure.

Tokens dropped onto map 'The Cygnet'Miron:<font color="#000000">Not that he'll admit it to anyone of course.


 * Thomas Lazarus crashes in his bunk and leans on the wall with a sigh.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;So.. what's this about Lolthian agents, anyways?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">back to ship map?

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Mew.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;One of them was a Pelorite healer, brother.&quot; He slumps his face against his knuckles. :/

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... d'awwwwww. x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">what token Vuz has?

VAE:<font color="#000000">is a question mark

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Let it load. :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That just means its loadin'.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Let it load.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ah

Meany:<font color="#660000">NINJA.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Lock'd and loaded ?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Cute kitty!

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">I was in the wrong maptool window when I did that.

VAE:<font color="#000000">no load yet, besides, Cygnet stuck at 98/99 so far

RAM:<font color="#990000">Shankfang is gonna have a field day when he sees Vuz.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ookay

VAE:<font color="#000000">reloaded, helps

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also, Vuz is supercute

VAE:<font color="#000000">almost like the owl/kitty gryph i found on dA

Meany:<font color="#660000">She's a Norweigan Forest Cat.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Leaping to conclusions like that and reporting them to HQ.. you know, you could bring down some serious wrath on the wrong heads.&quot; He frowns. &quot;Everyone is going to be giving you relentless crap for that for days, brother. But I'm willing to hear you out atleast. Why do you even think that's the case?&quot;


 * VAE purrs. Those are soo pretty

Meany:<font color="#660000">Thomas is a good boss.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Is this because of Braxton?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*sigh* &quot;It's a long story. However, main culprit is the message size Sending allows - and to my defense, I told Commander Ashmore to check with Gradia Thorngage who has seen the same things as me, and is more magically capable in the way of communication.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">To clarify, he meant, 'why do you think they're Lolthian' and not 'why do you think I'm giving you a chance'.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I know

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Go away fatcat not now there are plots &gt;:U

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hatari: *typetypetype--POW cat nuzzling face* &quot;DX&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3


 * Thomas Lazarus sighs lightly. &quot;Very well.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;But let's elaborate. Pell'anzyne himself likely isn't a cultist... however, he is still hiding the whole city.. potentially more, of what I am now sure most of are Lolth's cultists.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660000">Warning, warning.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Thomas1 Reactor is going critical.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Abort.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Abort.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;This isn't an innocent refuge as you might think, of men like him. From the &quot;plan&quot; a part of which I have heard I can infer that his position is about as weak there as it is here.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Somewhere far away, a healer mutters in his dreams about how people keep pronouncing his name wrong. *brick'd*

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">SHE CAN'T TAKE NO MORE CAP'N

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... What?&quot; And now the player isn't sure if the jungle city detail was something he heard IC or not.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The jungle city detail was heard by Thomas.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Freaking scene details from last week I forget you.

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Thank you. ))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...Brother.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The city he mentioned during the time we were together? At that point, I almost gave him the benefit of doubt.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Miron.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Wait, what? Who is that? What is that? I don't remember this. Did the DM explain that? Is that part of our objectives?

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">trollol

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;However, one of his later remarks... and later what we heard during the scrying..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;If I may be jarringly frank..&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*nods* &quot;I will understand if you are.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I don't care about Drow civilization existing.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That's not our job to stop.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660000">Thomas has mastered the verbal bitchslap.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Give him his black belt, and word hands.

RAM:<font color="#990000">She jus' can' do it, Cap'n! She needs more Dilithium Crystals!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He relents a moment and listens, atleast.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;What about this scrying detail?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It is not our job perhaps, but mine it is. The cult of Lolth wiped out my home from the map... I don't trust the drow, you have learned.. but this is worse than that. These are the same people under the same leadership, and hidden from everyone's sight once again.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;This place is the new Ezzebek.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;But now to your question.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus sighs. &quot;... That's ... a fair point. But I still don't think you should treat Pellan'zyne and Altonor like they're marauders. They're subverting Lloth, too, brother.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We could help them.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660000">So it becomes Miron's vendetta. =w=

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">does he get an awesome mask and start an underground internet movement?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Shit..

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm suddenly thinking that sounds cool. &gt;.&gt;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What I have heard was .. .a fragment of Gnogglebolt proposing a scheme which even Pellan'zyne didn't believe would work. Involved getting help from the Aureate palm... and if I understood right, somehow removing their leadership without anyone else doing anything. The drow, those who are master assasins, and whose readiness I have witnessed today.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

Meany:<font color="#660000">He will don a black cloak, and a mask.

Meany:<font color="#660000">And blow up Big Ben.

Meany:<font color="#660000">No.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Just a passing mask.

'' You have disconnected. ''

''<font color="#0000ff">VAE has connected. ''

''<font color="#0000ff">RAM has connected. ''

''<font color="#0000ff">Ghostwish has connected. ''

''<font color="#0000ff">Dr. Hatari has connected. ''

''<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected. ''

RAM:<font color="#990000">Trollghost is troll.

VAE:<font color="#000000">anyways

VAE:<font color="#000000">pasted him back, from front of Geas's house

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Last lines ah saw

VAE:<font color="#000000">so, did everyone get the last bit of Mirontalk?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Miron: &quot;What I have heard was .. .a fragment of Gnogglebolt proposing a scheme which even Pellan'zyne didn't believe would work. Involved getting help from the Aureate palm... and if I understood right, somehow removing their leadership without anyone else doing anything. The drow, those who are master assasins, and whose readiness I have witnessed today. Liatai: XD Meany: He will don a black cloak, and a mask. Meany: And blow up Big Ben. Meany: No.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yes

VAE:<font color="#000000">same as me then

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Probably same for everyone.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Darn you Liatai.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Unless Lia was lagging a few seconds.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Your lag issue has infected me.

Meany:<font color="#660000">And reversed.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Download is perfect, upload is craplicious.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You have...

Dr. Hatari:''<font color="#FF0000">Packet gluttony syndrome. ''

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Even Pellan'zyne himself, naive as he is, didn't think it would work. It would be a waste of lives on our side for .. what. And no, we aren't trying for the same. These people.. they are like a wounded soldier shielding a rotting wound from the field medic because all he can think of is keeping his leg.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">That's the last I saw, too -- oooooh new Miron token.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">lololoololol

VAE:<font color="#000000">What new token?

VAE:<font color="#000000">he did it again? fucker?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Huh. No, just a new portrait.


 * RAM missed it...

VAE:<font color="#000000">This is just expanded version of the same portrait I used for the TangledWeb sheet

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I see.

VAE:<font color="#000000">because Ghost replaced token portrait with TF2 Spy

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">I didn't replace anything, actually. You didn't have a portrait. XD

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That.. and I can never see someone like... Altonor as my ally. The man is insane. He might, at a time, be fighting for the same cause, but more by accident than anything.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Even if he *wasn't* a drow I would have no reason to like him.&quot;

''<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected. ''

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;He is an anarchist and a madman.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm not sure I follow your analogy brother.&quot; He frowns. &quot;..But I do know I've made friends with atleast three Drow. And I never thought I would before this. I have traded cookie recipies with some of them. Walked and talked with other 'sun raiders'. I have seen and spoken with one of Zairith's students through a mirror. Do you know how terrified I was when I thought I was speaking to a true-blue Llothian underground Drow?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I DECLARE ANARCHY!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;.. I wasn't, as it turns out, and he was completely rational and even-tempered.&quot;

''<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected. ''

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;There's nothing wrong with them, and they're doing a good thing trying to get more people out of that cult's hands. Like the student I saw.&quot;

''<font color="#0000ff">Railock has connected. ''

Meany:<font color="#660000">Yo.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I don't honestly care very much if Braxton has warrants for Altonor, brother. They almost arrested me, three times.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Me! Thrice! While I fought for their lives!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Which, at large, is a pointless endeavor. Trying to empty a prisoner's bucket with a tea spoon&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What for? They certainly didn't try to arrest myself, brother.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I don't care if it is. Fatalism is not an excuse to arrest them.&quot; He frowns.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Because they're retarded.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;This isn't fatalism, it's realism. Besides, i was out to arrest noone.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Because I did not always have my papers ready. Because I had a weapon out while I rescued a man dying in one of their gutters. Because I broke curfew looking for ogre magi eating people.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*wasn't

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I couldn't stand it there.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know, you should have requested permission from the local Mace branch.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660000">Except.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">He did. :B

Meany:<font color="#660000">He had it already.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Olololol.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I did.&quot; He sighs. &quot;This isn't about Braxton Falls being annoying, anyways.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It might seem odd to you.. but order, if it is to have any meaning ,must be enforced with regularity. You didn't have your papers ready.. a villain could have said that as well.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... Gnogglebolt is going to go ballistic over this.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom probably shouldn't know what that word means but bear with me.


 * Thomas Lazarus just squints. &quot;?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I don't know, he's hung out with Gnogglebolt enough, and archers. :B


 * Ghostwish ponders. &quot;Yeah, actually, ballastic being used like that didn't come around until complex warheads.&quot; :P

RAM:<font color="#990000">Meh, whatevs.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What, brother? I say it once again, we weren't out to arrest him, I'm not a fool.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I had to strong-arm my way through five layers of beauracracy to help and save those people's lives, brother. It may have helped someone in some situation, but it relentlessly hindered us.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">He's got two firearm users hanging out with him.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Technically, Common isn't English, so we could assume it's a translation? :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">um

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sure. :B

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">*cue pink panther music* Okay, I can't hit the kitchen anymore. Damn cat. I need to find a new place to satisfy my high and refined appetite!

VAE:<font color="#000000">There are spells like fireball

VAE:<font color="#000000">If anyhting goes ballistic, they do

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Now THAT is clever. XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">remember, this isn't our world, dummies

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Hmmmm!! Sqquueeeezzzee-- *POP!*

Terri:<font color="#000000">Zzz...

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Zzz...

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Sniff? Sniff? Now could there be anything to eat in here?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;*sigh* If I knew it was this bad, I'd have helped. I was busy researching a number of things. But still.. this is the fault of the exceptional circumstances that took place. &quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus rubs his head. &quot;Well, what was the point then, anyways? Haven't we learned enough? Do we really need to keep monitoring them?&quot;

Terri:<font color="#000000">There are some muffins that may or may not be animate.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Isn't the other one a paladin?&quot;

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Oooo! Muffins! *bites*

Meany:<font color="#660000">TEETH.

Meany:<font color="#660000">THEY HAVE TEETH.

Meany:<font color="#660000">BEWARE.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The point? get something.. .anything for Gradia to be able to scry on Altonor. The man is dangerous, and I figured being able to watch him would decrease the amount of trouble he gives to ... practically everywhere he turns up in.&quot;

Attack Muffins:<font color="#000000">*bites*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Why do you keep claiming he's dangerous and crazy?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It would have worked, I think, if I wasn't an idiot.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;What did he do?&quot;

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">AUGH WHAT THE SQUEAK

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">KOR THE MIGHTY! &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 9 + 7 = 16&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d3-4 = 1 - 4 = -3&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187;!

Meany:<font color="#660000">Healing bites only work on undead, Kor.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You had an attack muffins token.


 * Dr. Hatari asplode.

Attack Muffins:<font color="#000000">For the horde! And the hoard! &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 19 + 1 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d3-1 = 1 - 1 = 0&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What did he do? Releasing prisoners, causing chaos and mayhem.. the accounts of the Braxton Mace branch only matched well what I have read in Lorellon.. both in text and between the lines. And you have heard him talk just as well as I did.&quot;

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">OW! Why you..

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">OH THE HUMANITY relatively speaking.

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">KOR THE MIGHTY! &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 17 + 7 = 24&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d3-4 = 1 - 4 = -3&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187;!

Attack Muffins:<font color="#000000">For the horde! And the hoard! &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 6 + 1 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d3-1 = 2 - 1 = 1&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; ... on the bright side you killed one muffin.

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Ah ha! EN GARDE!

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">KOR THE MIGHTY! &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 10 + 7 = 17&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d3-4 = 2 - 4 = -2&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187;!

Attack Muffins:<font color="#000000">For the horde! And the hoard! &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 2 + 1 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d3-1 = 3 - 1 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;


 * Thomas Lazarus slumps. &quot;He released Braxton prisoners.&quot;

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Die, you delectable little scoundrels!!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Imagine for a while how much force is tied up by the constant trouble he causes. .. Inquisitors that could have been looking for the ogres.. &quot;

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">KOR THE MIGHTY! &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 16 + 7 = 23&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d3-4 = 2 - 4 = -2&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187;!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;They're an overzealous police state. I just told you they almost arrested all of us.&quot;

Attack Muffins:<font color="#000000">For the horde! And the hoard! &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 1 + 1 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d3-1 = 2 - 1 = 1&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Anothe muffin down!

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">NOW I have you!

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">KOR THE MIGHTY! &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 5 + 7 = 12&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d3-4 = 1 - 4 = -3&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187;!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;They were not in line.&quot; He dons a cold look. &quot;Aelian was dead and they asked me if I had my papers when I tried to get their help.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Almost arrested you.

Attack Muffins:<font color="#000000">Ha! Missed! &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 2 + 1 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d3-1 = 3 - 1 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">HA! So did you! Try THIS on for size!

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">KOR THE MIGHTY! &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 12 + 7 = 19&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d3-4 = 2 - 4 = -2&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187;!

Attack Muffins:<font color="#000000">Ow! Why you little rodent! &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 6 + 1 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d3-1 = 1 - 1 = 0&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Mew.

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">That's MR rodent to you!

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">KOR THE MIGHTY! &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 7 + 7 = 14&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d3-4 = 3 - 4 = -1&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187;!

Attack Muffins:<font color="#000000">Attaaaaaaack! &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 13 + 1 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d3-1 = 1 - 1 = 0&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Terri is gonna be so upset with you when she wakes up, Kor.

RAM:<font color="#990000">You're killing her Hoard guardians!

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Ha! I am Kor the Black I am - cat!? Crap!

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Bat. Bat.

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">KOR THE MIGHTY! &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 19 + 7 = 26&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d3-4 = 3 - 4 = -1&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187;!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I did not become an Inquisitor to uphold that kind of pseudo-tyrannical beauracratic regime. The spirit of the law is what matters. It was meant to make society functional and safe. It's supposed to be for the people. Not some engine through which they have to tip-toe or risk the noose while innocent.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Once again... without your papers, and without any other proof, you could have been anyone... Would you prefer a town like Castleton, where all sorts of things happen practically every day?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Why am I being spammed with muffinbattle. XD

Attack Muffins:<font color="#000000">Attaaaaaaack! &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 11 + 1 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d3-1 = 3 - 1 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;


 * Terri blinks blearily awake.

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;..............................&quot;

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Kitty.&quot; :o

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">I shall be your undoing- STOP PLAYING WITH MY TAIL MINIATURE FELINE DEMON!

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">KOR THE MIGHTY! &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 9 + 7 = 16&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d3-4 = 1 - 4 = -3&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187;!

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Le tail chew. =w=

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">:B

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">This must be the weirdest dream Terri has ever had. There's a rat fighting animate muffins, while a kitten chews on its tail.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tyrannical.. I see you were listening to Altonor for a while too much, haven't you.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sometimes I wish I had his oratory skills.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It was my opinion long before meeting him.&quot; He looks annoyed.

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;...&quot;

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;...................................&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Look, it's not the point.&quot;

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why are you eating my hoard guards?!?!?!&quot; &gt;8O

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If I haven't visited Braxton myself, I'd have thought it is one of the nine hells, between you and him. But I concede.&quot;

Vuz:<font color="#660000">What's a hoard/

Vuz:<font color="#660000">?*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;If you choose to uphold your duty to the law to the letter, I will never stand in the way of that.&quot;


 * Swallowtail blinks awake.

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Mew! :D

Vuz:<font color="#660000">People.

RAM:<font color="#990000">How loud was that, Liacute?

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Kor's sitting there amidst many destroyed muffins, blinking. Hoard what? What did lizard girl say?

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;... kitten.&quot; o.o

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;But they're not Lolthian. And they're not helping them! Your perception of the futility of their efforts does not matter, brother. You can't just report that they're assassins or something.&quot; :|

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Hoard guardians.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Roll Listen, with a -10 for being asleep.

Vuz:<font color="#660000">You just stole from a Dragon.

Vuz:''<font color="#660000">Why are you not running? ''

Terri:<font color="#000000">&gt;8|

RAM:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20=10 = 14&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Listen.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Dammit.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You can hear it.

RAM:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20-10 = 14 - 10 = 4&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;HUZZABUH?!&quot;

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">But.. but.. I was hungry! &gt;:

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I am not convinced about Cal'tel, to be honest. And I had to inform the commander, besides contacting Braxton is all he needs to get the full picture. &quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20-2 = 2 - 2 = 0&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;


 * Edaric sleeps through it. =w=

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Stole.

Vuz:<font color="#660000">From.

Vuz:<font color="#660000">A Dragon.

Vuz:''<font color="#660000">Why are you not running? ''

Miron:<font color="#000000">*shrugs* &quot;Perhaps it wasn't the most accurate report... but in effect, it amounts to the same.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang jerks awake, and &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 6 + 6 = 12&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; reflex save to avoid falling from bed.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It is hard to elaborate when you have twenty five words to speak once a day.&quot;


 * Terri snatches up the rat. &gt;8|

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Very bad rat.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Brother, I am confident that our commander Ashmore will take reports from Braxton Falls with a grain of salt. Not unlike how Cadamon asked me to corroborate your report of Lolthian agents. Which I'm afraid I could not.&quot; He sighs. &quot;..Speaking of which, I only mentioned to him in response the business about Yoriver having fiends in the vicinity.&quot;

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">This is oppression! I demand squeakification!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;If you have sendings left, they're probably at wits end trying to scour details about this whole fiasco, as we speak.&quot;

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Bat at the rat. :D

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Bat bat.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang springs out of bed, and charges across the hall, pistol drawn, looking about frantically.

Attack Muffins:<font color="#000000">Oog... avenge us, master...

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Mew. :.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That is another matter that needs to be taken into account...&quot;

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Kor ate my hoard guards!&quot; D8

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">GWAH!! NAKED HALF-ORC!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vat heppened?! Vo do Hy schoot?!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I've already asked someone to move on the city and look into the matter.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Not naked, silly.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;... no shoot.&quot; =w=;;;

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">:P

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang doesn't sleep in the nude.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Anticipating your distrust of Tathi's father.&quot;

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Shoot the Rin.

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Kor makes a break for it!&quot;

Vuz:<font color="#660000">She is eating your mind.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Whom did you ask?&quot;

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Le trip.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Topless, yes, as he is not wearing his armor.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;My sister.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . . &quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Kor vat?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;At least she is trustworthy.&quot;


 * Terri points at the decimated muffins.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also

Meany:<font color="#660000">Ololol.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm glad you feel that way.&quot; =3=

Meany:<font color="#660000">You say that now.

Meany:<font color="#660000">But in five hours.

Meany:<font color="#660000">THE WHOLE CITY WILL BE ON FIRE.

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">*burp* If it's any consilation, they fought deliciously.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I wonder, becuse I kind of lack notes of it. How many scrolls did they get from Richter?

Meany:<font color="#660000">EVEN THE PARTS THAT AREN'T FLAMMABLE.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Two scrolls.

VAE:<font color="#000000">because I know one was used by Miron to learn Sending as a spell

VAE:<font color="#000000">but I for some reason suspect there were two

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Kor! Dat vasn' very nize! Terri vorked herd to make doze muffins!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">despite either my failure to write it down, or it getting token-lost at some point

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas deliberately leaves out the part about his sister being an actual supernatural threat and criminal, unlike Altonor.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;.&gt;;;;;

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Hey!! They attacked me! And I was only trying to eat them!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Oh bastet

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Le snatch up the rat!

VAE:<font color="#000000">And Miron doesn't know that

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20-9 = 10 - 9 = 1&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; grapple! Unhand me you fiend!

VAE:<font color="#000000">He just infers from what he seen of Tom's family

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Bat at the rat.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 16 + 9 = 25&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Grapple.

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;... also there's a kitty.&quot; :o

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Dawwww kitty :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Now, apologize to Terri!&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;... how he apologize? He is a rat.&quot; =w=;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Either way.. I'll inquire about it myself when the time comes. I know some inquisitors around the Charred Veld.. and who knows, some of them might be still alive.&quot;

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Squeak!&quot; Squirmsquirm!

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Headbonk. =w=


 * Terri giggles and scritches the kitty.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;He iz Taddi's familiar. He's schmoter ten you average rat.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Now.. I don't suppose a night being spent hog-tied helped Miron recover spells?

Vuz:<font color="#660000">That's not saying much.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Schmoter?&quot;

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Squeak! Prideful puff.


 * Thomas Lazarus sighs lightly. &quot;We've informed the mace, and atleast ... Tathi's dad and my sister are going to be there. I'm very confident if something is amiss, it'll atleast be contained until our journey takes us up there.&quot;

Vuz:<font color="#660000">:D

Liatai:<font color="#000000">When dawn comes, Miron's spells will be restored.

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Nuzzle purr tailbaff.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Apologize, Kor!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;In the meantime... let's just... try to get to Resca without killing each other.&quot; He double-facepalms and rests a while.

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Squeak! Squeak squeak! Struggle.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Why would we kill each other? =w=&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now. . I think there still should be a scroll of sending somewhere... at worst case, ask me tomorrow morning.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus glances up.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Smarter.&quot; Shankfang says, with some difficulty as he works past his accent.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Do you need to ask?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I only used one of them to learn the spell myself.. and I pumped Richter by two.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ohh. Still does not speak Kellon.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Oh the arguing thing?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Pff, that's not enough for me to kill anyone. =w=&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Don' hyu see how sad hyu made Terri?&quot; Wink wink at Terri, let's hope she plays along.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Very good.&quot;


 * Terri pulls a &gt;: face.

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Squeak! Squeak!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">WearyTom crashes with a flump.

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Squeak! Nodnodnodnod.

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Squeeeeeeeeak? He looks over at Terri.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy figure he vill schow it zumhow.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">So does finely chopped inquisitor.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;See how sad she iz? Now apologize.&quot; He sets Kor down next to Terri, so that he may apologize properly.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Mortals. =w=

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660000">I know, right?

</b>Vuz:<font color="#660000">Must.

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Fight urge.

Vuz:<font color="#660000">To pounce.

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Wait, I'm a kitten, the hell am I saying.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">PETTINZ DISTRACTION!

Terri:<font color="#000000">Will scritchies distract you enough?

VAE:<font color="#000000">sszeyl is getting funnier than Trofim with his skull

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Purrr.

Vuz:<font color="#660000">You are safe for now, vermin.

Vuz:<b><font color="#660000">THIS TIME.

</b>Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vell, Kor?&quot;

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Bring you feline demon!

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Squeak. Kor puts on his best apologetic face.

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;I accept your apology.&quot;

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Reread that last exclamatory sentence.

Vuz:<font color="#660000">It is incomplete.

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Little kitty rolls on Shankfang's hands.

Vuz:<font color="#660000">So fluffy. :D

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dere, much betta. Now, run along, Kor. Und schtay out uf trubbe, or Hy vill sick de kats on hyul!&quot;

Scarlet:<font color="#000000">Wait what.

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Grumblegrumblesqueak.

Scarlet:<font color="#000000">THERE IS ANOTHER CAT IN MY TERRITORY.

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">WHAT CAN I EAT IN HERE?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We have... linnens...

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Miron.

Scarlet:<font color="#000000">Mrrrrrrrrrowr.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Eat Miron.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">That's all. =3=

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Thomas wakes up to his entire wardrobe full of holes.

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">I kid. :P

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Mew! :D

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">SHIT-CAT

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy em sorry for hyu muffin hoard, Terri. Ve kan make zum more tomorrow, hokay?&quot;


 * Scarlet scratches at the door, slinking back and forth and sniffing under it, tail twicthing.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And the purrkitty gets moar pettinz.

Vuz:<font color="#660000">I smell cat. :o

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Pounce.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas is afflicted with (Exhaustion). He lays in bed with one arm dangling over the floor, indifferent to the plight of the animals. =3=

''<font color="#0000ff">Railock is disconnected. ''

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's okay. If they couldn't stand up to a rat, I don't think they were very good hoard guardians anyway.&quot;

Scarlet:<font color="#000000">Sniffsniffsniff. Hello, small one. I am top cat around here.

Vuz:<font color="#660000">:O

''<font color="#0000ff">Railock has connected. ''

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ve need to make zumddink tougher. Bagels, maybe.&quot;

Vuz:<font color="#660000">You white and orange like momma!

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Wait.

Vuz:<font color="#660000">I'm a cat.

Scarlet:<font color="#000000">My territory. Sniffsniffsniff. Why do you smell like baked goods?

Vuz:<font color="#660000">I can't see orange.

Vuz:<font color="#660000">:O

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">You know what food is more formidable than muffins?

Teeny Rin:''<font color="#FF0000">Steaks. ''

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Rats in here.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Eating muffins.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Or is it stakes.

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Sniffsniffsniff.

Meany:<font color="#660000">The ultimate food guardian.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Baguette.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">DR5/Slashing!

Scarlet:<font color="#000000">The table by the stove is mine. But I shall allow you to coexist here. =3=

Scarlet:<font color="#000000">Oh yeah, watch out for the giant bird.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu are hokay, yah? Chust Kor attackink hyu muffins?&quot;

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Bird?

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Mm-hmm. I'm okay.&quot;

Vuz:<font color="#660000">But just so you know.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Look at Shankfang, making sure Terri's okay. He's like a big brother!

Scarlet:<font color="#000000">The captain's bird. You'll know when you see him.

Vuz:<font color="#660000">The black thing on two legs is mine.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">What me? =3=

Scarlet:<font color="#000000">That's fine. The loud one with short blue headfur is mine.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You're not black, Tom.

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Bitch, you the whitist white guy in all creation.

Vuz:<font color="#660000">whitest*

Scarlet:<font color="#000000">Where did you learn such language, kitten? Are you an alley cat? :|

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">For all the crap I got about this outfit being all Necromancy the first time they saw it? Pfuh. =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Double-standards.

Vuz:<font color="#660000">My dad was a wandering Tom. :D

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hokay, goot. Hyu schleep vell, Terri. Hy em across de hell if hyu need hennyddink.&quot;

Scarlet:<font color="#000000">I see. =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I am not your dad. =3=

Scarlet:<font color="#000000">Enjoy your stay in my territory.

Scarlet:<font color="#000000">I'm off to warm myself on my human's stomach.

Vuz:<font color="#660000">It's so exciting!

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Ta~

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Gootnight Terri, Swallowtail.&quot; Goodnight kiss on the forehead, and back to bed he goes.

GM:<font color="#000000">So, shall we nom and end here, or are people raring to go?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Meanwhile, in Akellon. http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg6jxmW1SZ1qzn9vco1_500.jpg

RAM:<font color="#990000">I can keep going!

RAM:<font color="#990000">I have Mountain Dew!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

RAM:<font color="#990000">My Chi is mad focused, yo!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I was kind of wanting to move to the next area. {:3

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">I second Hatari.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I hate this town. Fuck it in its fucking ass etcetera god I'm so tired. =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Zzz.

GM:<font color="#000000">Fair enough. Any noms while I prep dialogue?

Meany:<font color="#660000">Hmm.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Thomas for calling Miron on his irrationalism.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sure.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Kor for epic battle.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">GM nom for Miron surviving a CR 16 encounter? :B *brick'd*

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">nomming Shankfang for KOR THE TERRIBLE, PART 2

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Nomming Thomas for attempted therapy

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Miron for brave last stand! Except versus a totally non-lethal-fighting paladin so he's still okay.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Tathi for DADDY~

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Nomming Miron for rocking the boat, LIKE A TATHI.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Miron for daring to dream.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Sszeyl for &quot;MUST GET KITTY!&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660000">Seconded.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Nomming Thomas for Sendings, Part 1 and Part 2. :&gt;

Meany:<font color="#660000">Seconded.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tathi for family stories.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Seconding Sszeyl's nominations.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Shankfang for KINDERGARTEN COP.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Noms for the NPCs. All around. Too many to count. XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nominations. Sszeyl for Kitty Lover

Meany:<font color="#660000">Oh god.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh no.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Shankfang now has Arnold Schwartinigger's voice.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Then ,the one Ghost called in earlier.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Shankfang is now speaking in an

Meany:<font color="#660000">Cannot unhear.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">YOU SAID IT.

RAM:<font color="#990000">xd

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">AHNOHLDMIND.

RAM:<font color="#990000">XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">I can't remember what it was.

VAE:<font color="#000000">during the midsession

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ah!

RAM:<font color="#990000">Shankfang's prenom?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Sniffing!

RAM:<font color="#990000">That's it!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Scientist Shankfang tests hypothesis

Meany:<font color="#660000">Shankfang for Dragon Info.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm gonna shamelessly nom myself.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Edaric forr The Truth Ain't Pretty.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">For putting events into motion for epic crossover. *_*

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ah

VAE:<font color="#000000">Sister

VAE:<font color="#000000">Seconding that nom.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Seconded.

VAE:<font color="#000000">thirded, you mean

Meany:<font color="#660000">No.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Jinx.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Sszeyl for dragon exposition.

Meany:<font color="#660000">You now owe me a soda.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl for in-head dragon talking

VAE:<font color="#000000">The Mortals. thing had me lawl.

VAE:<font color="#000000">New Trofim perchance?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Apparently not Gnogglebolt and Tathi are both holding ominous &quot;WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER&quot; talks over Tom's head. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">*now

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also. Tathi for epic family

VAE:<font color="#000000">THe thing with the wine, and the letter home was awesome

VAE:<font color="#000000">especially the letter home

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Meany: Edaric forr The Truth Ain't Pretty. ((What was this for?))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I can't talk Tathi.&quot; *Van Helsing voice* &quot;I'm too busy not looking at explosions I'm walking away from.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Also nom Meany for kitten antics if that wasn't mentioned. Twas amusing.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Think that's about all I got. =3=

Meany:<font color="#660000">He asked about child soldiers.

GM:<font color="#000000">Miron - 600 XP - You should get more for a CR 16 encounter, but meh. :B 200 XP - The Tathi Award! 200 XP - Going Down Fighting.

GM:<font color="#000000">Tathi - 200 XP - Hi Dad! Oops, you're fighting hellspawn? Okay, cool, call you later. 200 XP - My uncle did what.

GM:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl - 200 XP - Vuz Fuzz. 200 XP - Devilish Deals with Dragons.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I really need to get myself in a &quot;walking away from an explosion&quot; picture.

GM:<font color="#000000">Thomas - 200 XP - Attempted Therapy. 200 XP - Telegraph Man. 200 XP - Hi sis. There are devils, can you handle that for me?

GM:<font color="#000000">Shankfang - 200 XP - I must test this hypothesis! 200 XP - Babysitter.

Meany:<font color="#660000">GHOSTWISH.

GM:<font color="#000000">Edaric - 200 XP - The Truth Isn't Pretty.

Meany:<font color="#660000">GHOSTWISH GET YOUR TEXAN ASS IN HERE.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">What. XD

Meany:<font color="#660000">You forgot EXP last night.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Or rather, thursday.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">He gave us 800.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Whatever could you be- damnit hatari, ruin my fun will you!?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Or 600?

Meany:<font color="#660000">When did this become known?

RAM:<font color="#990000">WOO! Level 8!

RAM:<font color="#990000">I has it!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We recorded it anyways, it's all good.

Meany:<font color="#660000">I didn't. o-O

Meany:<font color="#660000">I just know heard of it.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That's okay. XP is universal in DF.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We're leveling the faction.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Is there sufficient downtime on the ship to level, Lia?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Of us.

GM:<font color="#000000">Let us recommence our travels. Today is Yondallon 12th, 1221 CA, the dawn of a new day... And yes, there will be sufficient downtime.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">33072 here. :&gt;

VAE:<font color="#000000">About 1200 XP until levelup

RAM:<font color="#990000">WOO!

Meany:<font color="#660000">Afk.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">33915

GM:<font color="#000000">And even better, for some, if you look out the window in the morning... there are snowflakes in the air.

GM:<font color="#000000">Not many, but some.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">A few sessions and a scrap or two and Tom will his the big leagues of magic. :O

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Maybe I can cast Geas and make the quest for you to all ''shut the fuck up. =3=''

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD

Meany:<font color="#660000">5.5k needed for level here.

VAE:<font color="#000000">also, 33915? Is it just me or are some folks playing premium and converting XP from other characters?

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD


 * VAE haz almost 27k now


 * Edaric is zonked out this morning. The morning music some Guardians are accustomed to is silent today, for the performer is snoring.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hmm. That is something.. but you did miss, like.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Two months of games. =w=;

RAM:<font color="#990000">I think they get it all from minisessions and such.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Two sessions?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Wait, since when do minisessions give XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">they never did.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Nevermind, then.

VAE:<font color="#000000">They are generally just side bits that need played

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:11 lagcheck.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">:11

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Cool, thanks.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:11 at :11.


 * Swallowtail is up on deck, watching the snow as the Cygnet gets underway.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas is awake in the morning, having gotten to sleep early, and is, as usual, sitting on his legs and praying before the window.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi Company comes around near early morning, Tathi with her spellbook in tow.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron eventually wakes up as well, with quite the back ache from lying hogtied, and then lying some more resting.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">As usual, they head straight for the mess.

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good morning, Ms. Tathi, Mr. Aelian.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Good morning Terri!&quot;

Miron:''<font color="#000000">Awch... and bad goes to worse.This is almost worse than the actual wounds... I wonder how's Geas doing. ''

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I think Shankfang is getting used to the bunk bed! He has no problem getting out of it this morning!

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">After a yawn, Aelian manages a good morning to Terri.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . . Morning, Brother.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">After an hour (how does any human sit like that for an hour) Tom rises and draws a deep, slow breath. Then relaxes.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Good morning.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Snow, I see.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus pauses.


 * Thomas Lazarus glances to Sszeyl. &quot;Have you ever seen snow?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Guten Morgen!&quot; Shankfang calls out, rubbing sleep from his eyes as he walks into the galley.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Snow... Not a bad thing at all. The soil will rest&quot;


 * Cob Oress is making bread pudding this morning.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And takes a seat at the table, yawning. Dear lord, is it even possible for a mouth to open that wide?

Cob Oress:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 2 + 10 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;No.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The studio audience boos at the nearly-sentient food.


 * Cob Oress grumbles a little, but it does smell okay.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">:3 &quot;It's my favorite weather pat--your kitten is adorable.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">In the meantime, Miron takes out his prayerbook, and goes on with his morning prayers, as well as preparing spells.

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just three more days an' you'll get to meet my brother, Mr. Shankfang! :D

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Yes.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Her name is Fuz.&quot;

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;What's today?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">:B !

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Vuz*


 * Thomas Lazarus pats. ^^

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dat iz hall? Hy em lookink forvard to it, Terri!&quot;

Mateo Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yondallon 12th!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Very good. Did you have cats in Ezzebek? Are you familiar with taking care of one?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;No to the first, yes to the second.&quot;

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Last time we went from Thalinde to the hills...&quot; :d Terri calculates.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;I took care of LiNeer on the way to Castleton.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Of course, with our lifestyle, you could very nearly let her raise herself and it would work out.. the way we travel..&quot; =w=;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;May I take a look?&quot;

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not even three days! We should get there on the 14th!&quot; :o

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Purr.

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Headbonk onto armored hand.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Sure.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas checks the kittens health. Veterinary skill go. &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 19 + 9 = 28&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Completely healthy kitten. :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;She's in good shape.&quot; :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">:D

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Just keep an eye on her while we range around and everything should be fine. Especially around the.. &quot;puppies&quot;.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;They could probably kill her on accident while playing.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Even betta! Hy kan' vait to meet him!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Oh, I plan to not let her out of my sight for a while. =w=&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus simply nods. He steps out.

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;I think you're gonna like Max.&quot; :3

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;I wonder if the dogs are still around?&quot; :.


 * Thomas Lazarus waves lightly.

Tavia:<font color="#7F00FF">Ohmygod hi! Hi! Hi tall person! It's been like a whole.. day since we've seen each other!


 * Thomas Lazarus smothers Tavia's face with rubbings.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy em sure Hy em gunna like Max.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">After a while, Miron himself is done.

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;it's gonna be nice seein' Skycaller an' Rufus again.&quot;

Tavia:<font color="#7F00FF">Yaaaaay. ^^

Miron:<font color="#000000">He stares out of the window for a while....

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;He hes dogs? Vat kind?&quot;

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Blink dogs!&quot; ^.^

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">OhgodIdidn'twarnmironaboutthething


 * Thomas Lazarus blinks.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Blink dogs?&quot; :.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;What are those?&quot;

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Pounce!

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;They're dogs. But they blink. An' teleport. They're real smart, too.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;:O

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:O

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Do they steal all your breakfast?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Avesome!&quot;

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Falterpaw might.&quot; =w=

Miron:<font color="#000000">The kitty latches onto Miron's robes.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I just had a thought. Sorcerors don't get familiars, do they?

VAE:<font color="#000000">they do

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( They actually do. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">They do get familiars.

Vuz: <font color="#660000">(( In Path they don't. ))

RAM:<font color="#990000">We need to decide what Talfeera's is!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Fun thing. Original concept for Trofim was a far less insane sorcerer

Vuz: <font color="#660000">(( Unless they take that one bloddline. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Party needed a cleric.. and it clicked together

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Vole.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Vole, that's a fun word

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I think her familiar is a ferret.

VAE:<font color="#000000">In slovak, it's the 5th degree of &quot;ox&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">http://whatcom.wsu.edu/ag/comhort/nooksack/ipmweb/blue/images/Vole_adult.jpg

VAE:<font color="#000000">the form you address with

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's like a mouse.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Except extra fat.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It.....&quot; *carefully tries to grab the cat.*

RAM:<font color="#990000">Was it? I know her picture has a ferret.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Anyway, that can wait!

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Climb climb. :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang is about ready to start eating the table here!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">In fact, there he goes!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Omnomnom.

Cob Oress:<font color="#000000">Lo, bread pudding is served!

Cob Oress:<font color="#000000">-- D8

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Gnaw gnaw.

Cob Oress:<font color="#000000">&quot;Stop destroying the galley.&quot; &gt;:|

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">How is putting up with us worth the like pathetic gold we paid them? =3=

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Argh... go down kitty.. you are fluffy... also.. not that huge... erk, don't move so suddenly..&quot;

Vuz:<font color="#660000">But you're so boney!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:O

Vuz:<font color="#660000">It's easy to climb on you!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;FOOD!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">OMNOMSCARFGULP!

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">O.o

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Sorry I can fix that. =w=;&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Good lords, Shankfang.. slow down before you inhale the table..&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Mmf?&quot; With his mouth full, he can't really talk.

Miron:<font color="#000000">*carefully.. very carefully pets kitty with a finger, ready to bolt away at any sudden movement*

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Purr.

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Lick.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">In a display of how unlike his twin he is, Thomas prepares a repair spell and magically reinforces the table. =3=; &#171; &#160;4d8+8 = 19 + 8 = 27&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; repairing!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">This table kicks ass now. Is it better than before?

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">At about 11 o'pocketwatch, Thomas can hear a voice from nowhere... &quot;Inquisitor Lazarus, respond if you can hear this. We can see you.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang does, however, slow down his eating.

Cob Oress:<font color="#000000">The table is repaired of years of wear and tear. It looks like new!


 * Thomas Lazarus flinches and looks up.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yes sir. Recieved.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I.. hope you don't have parasites.. or some plague or something...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You.. aren't gonna go away, are you?&quot;

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Me?

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Not unless black thing picks me up. =w=

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You. Why does it feel it understands what I tell it.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Speaking of. Yoink.

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;Excellent. We had to recruit Junior Archivist Goldworthy to manage the messaging segment of the scrying, and combining two casters into one scrying is often difficult business.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Cats are perceptive.&quot;

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Aww.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Disturbingly so.. Uff&quot;

Sonya Goldworthy:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hello sir.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Moneybags XD

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I see.&quot; Thomas appears to be talking to himself.

Cadamon Gardner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good morning.&quot;

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Hi, other cat!

Scarlet:<font color="#000000">Hello, small one!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Hello disembodied voice from above.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">After a while more of staring out of window, Miron goes to join others in consumption.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Ugh, during breakfest? Really now?&quot; Tathi mutters.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Haloo scrying people!&quot; Wave wave wave!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Morning.&quot;

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Pounce!

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;I see you have collected new allies.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I would ask you how the cookies were, but I imagine my report set a more dire mood.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Scrying people? Who's scrying?&quot;

Tavia:<font color="#7F00FF">Ohmygod. OHMYGOD. SMALL CAT PERSON!

Tavia:<font color="#7F00FF">Hi! Hi! Hi! You're so small!


 * Thomas Lazarus looks to Miron. &quot;It's commander Ashmore and the other members of the Castleton branch.&quot;

Amadre:<font color="#7F00FF">Look at you! Look at you! Are you a puppy!?

Cadamon Gardner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good morning, Inquisitor Steelsprocket,&quot; comes a disembodied voice.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . . &quot;

Vuz:<font color="#660000">:O

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;InquisitorSteelsprocketReportingCommander!&quot;

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Strange green things!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... and dramatic final boss music just kicked on my music player. XD

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron straightens up and shoots a glance to the roof.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I requested that they establish a scrying and message link so that we could explain the new developments last night.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;How strange.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I have no idea how message works and if everyone can hear this or not. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Apparently!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">I call a case of GM says so.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Opposed?

VAE:<font color="#000000">I call Rule of Funny

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I order you to fight to the death.&quot;

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;Please do. Your sending communications were highly fragmented and highly disconcerting, inquisitors. What has been happening on your journey west?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">I wonder what'd be the chance of Miron going Yescommander! and beginning to wonder about it in half an hour.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Everyone can hear. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Is it bad...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Eheh..&quot; Tom folds his arms and looks at everyone rather nervously.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">That I'm fighting the urge to have Zairith try scrying and messaging at the same time as this conversation? :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Floor is yours, Tom, Miron. =w=&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Commander.. eh.. Have you estabilished contact with the Braxton Falls Leaden Mace?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&quot;Inquisitors, please hold. I'm getting feedback from another magical communication.&quot; *static noise*

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;I'll just helpfully correct you when you're wrong.&quot;

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">'We have, and have recieved their report. However, they are also confused by a number of the inquiries you have made.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Suddenly, Tathi's family scries the scene and begins messaging.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Yes, it is bad.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;You want them to hear it from you, not from me. Now out with it, before I start talking.&quot; She says.. and looks pointedly at Miron.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Don't cross the streams.

VAE:<font color="#000000">bwhahaha

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">A fifth scry comes through from Mazio, advertising STUPENDOUS STANLEY'S TONIC

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy hefn' been around long enough to hef henny input.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thomas.. perhaps to clarify this.. it might be better to go .. to one of the... other rooms.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Oh no.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">^^;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;You're staying -here.-&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus pauses. &quot;Possibly.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus glances up.

VAE:<font color="#000000">oh bastet. Is Miron sweating now...

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Commander Ashmore?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And Sszeyl, you are not my superior.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It is true we don't necessarily need to concern unrelated civilians in these matters, brother, but I'm beginning to think things would be less complicated in our lives if we began.. being a little more open.&quot;

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;Inquisitors, the scrying only lasts for nine minutes. Begin your report.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . . I have seen what that has brought forth.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus sighs and awaits input.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Actually, Miron.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">I am your superior.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">*pulls out High Commander badge*

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&gt;:O

VAE:<font color="#000000">AHAHAHa

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">*shot relentlessly*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Very well.&quot;


 * Dr. Hatari boggles over how to begin summarizing the last month of Akellon. XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&quot;Drow politics, invisible blue giants.&quot; *brick'd*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Commander Ashmore.. uh.. matters are as I reported..except certain ..details couldn't be fit into the message.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus clears his throat lightly.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Specifically... the situation with the drow is a bit more .. .complex. That said, I insist on my reccomendation at the end of the last message.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Uh oh, how to speak in dogwhistle mode...

VAE:<font color="#000000">So that he knows an d everyone else is given mushroom treatment

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I am so brainfarting over what we have an have not reported. Uhg. =3=

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Stupid slow timeline. =w=;;;;;;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Any specific details you request knowledge of ?&quot;

Cadamon Gardner:<font color="#000000">&quot;We've tried scrying on one of the subjects, though the services of a more skilled analyst will likely be required. I've never seen so many anti-divination measures. &quot; ^^;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;With regards to the ... extended audience&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I see..&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;You're beating around the bush, Miron. I don't like it when people beat around the bush. That's cruelty to nature.&quot;

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;We have knowledge of the events in Braxton Falls and the hag covey. You are to be commended for your actions there.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That's enough. I want to cooperate with Pellan'Zyne's suggestion, brother. We have nothing to hide from anyone present, so let's speak frankly.&quot;


 * VAE hisses. Fuck holidays, with a rake

VAE:<font color="#000000">how do you cooperate with a suggestion, anyways?


 * Liatai has a licking cat holding her hand.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron stays silent for a while, letting Thomas speak.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Hi Cocoa!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We were en route to deliver a letter to Thalinde from Cal'tel, as I imagine you remember from earlier pre-departure reports. We arrived in the town and met with the person it was addressed to -- who revealed that he was, in fact, a Drow from the underdark war living incognito amongst the villagers. As their local healer. A pelorite, surprisingly. Pellan'Zyne filled us in on his relationship with Cal'tel and the other Drow we had heard about -- a wanderer in mithril plate, riding a pegasus. They call themselves the Sun Raiders. Apparently an arm of the old Llolthian government they sent to the surface world that developed resistance to daylight.&quot;

Cadamon Gardner:<font color="#000000">&quot;... a Pelorite drow?&quot; The disbelief is audible.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It.. appears so. I took.. steps to confirm it close to certainty.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Pellan'Zyne had us meet the third Drow -- Altonor -- and we exchanged many words. By his accounts, he has been playing vigilante in and around Braxton Falls and other locations, fighting off monsters and freeing those he perceives unjustly imprisoned.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Last warning..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;His mount appeared to be celestial.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I believe he was a paladin.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Altonor is sought with numerous arrest warrants all over the region, mostly Braxton, however.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And from my assessment, he appears to be dangerous and deluded.&quot;

Sonya Goldworthy:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not very paladin-like. They tend to uphold the law.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Furthermore, another member of their band, a Drow named Rhylinar.. I've met. I consider him a friend. And while there is a vast degree of information I don't know about him, or his fellows, or all their ties, I can say they're all friendly. To most of us.&quot; He looks to Miron.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;As for the above.. the entire matter has a more sinister side, as you have surely learnt from Braxton Falls.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 17 + 10 = 27&#160; <font color="#660000">&#187; Knowledge Religion check.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">On Paladins of Freedom.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;And they're not Llolthian. They apparently want to work to extricate Llolthian Drow from one of their existing cities.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You've definitely heard of them.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Paladins of freedom.. might as well be virgins of fuc...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Excuse me, commander.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I know nothing of this city except that it's in a jungle. Apparently brother Miron feels they are covering up the existance of a Llolthian cult.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We've had some disagreements the past few days. That is no doubt a source of our.. diverse and confusing reports.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;They indeed are. From what we have intercepted it appears there is a whole city somewhere out of Kellon borders that's essentially a new Ezzebek.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus sighs lightly through his nose.


 * Thomas Lazarus doesn't argue.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The Sun Raiders are but a small minority there, and by covering up its existance they are aiding whatever plots the Lolthians have set in motion.&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#660000">&quot;If it's out of Akellon's borders, how is it the Maces problem?&quot;

Cadamon Gardner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Actually, Brother Miron brings up a very good point. I have heard tales of paladins that uphold the principles of independence and personal freedom over the law. Only tales, mind you. I've never met any.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">To Tathi.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Although.. some of them at least don't appear to be evil.. it amounts to the same.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot; Okay that does it.&quot; Tathi says as she promptly stands up, and stares directly at the scrying detector. &quot;Your inquisitor here decided it would be prudent and his duty as he so prudently claims to lead a foolish and head-strong attack against these said drow, despite the fact they had been proven to have survived encounters with a powerful and dangerous sorcerer many times more powerful than our present company! Oh, and to top it off? He lead an unwitting inquisitor into the attack as well.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">acccck

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tathi WHISPERS in outrage!

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot; Okay that does it. &quot; Tathi says as she promptly stands up, and stares directly at the scrying detector. &quot;Your inquisitor here decided it would be prudent and his duty as he so prudently claims to lead a foolish and head-strong attack against these said drow, despite the fact they had been proven to have survived encounters with a powerful and dangerous sorcerer many times more powerful than our present company! Oh, and to top it off? He lead an unwitting inquisitor into the attack as well.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">POLITELY!

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">SHE'S SO ANGRY SHE CAN'T YELL

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Foolish and a headstrong attack? You really think I was there to arrest him?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Purr.

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;Inquisitor.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I am *not* an idiot, Tathi, and you won't make one out of me in front of my superiors.&quot;

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;Report.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes, Commander!&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus rubs a temple and looks slightly embarassed.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang just eats.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;You are an idiot, and the only reason you are still alive, is by the mercy of a couple of drow!&quot; If that's not the greatest insult miron could ever recieve..

Terri:<font color="#000000">Pet pet pet the kitty.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=3=; Be careful he can Wrack you know.

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Your face is warm. :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It's like stubbing your toe SO HARD.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You don't even KNOW.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">lololololol

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">D:

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;*sigh* As I have reported, this &quot;Altonor&quot; is a criminal sought for numerous counts of disruption of public order, sabotage, and even causing bodily harm to both city officers and inquisitors in Braxton falls..&quot; *grinds teeth at the mention, and is visibly distraugth but tries to continue,*


 * Thomas Lazarus murmurs, &quot;Please, the scrying will only last a few minutes.&quot;


 * Aelian is glad that he's too far away across the table for Thomas to take it out on him after Tathi said something inflammatory. /Liatai

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Aaand breakfast finished. Pettinz mode activate!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Ah-HAH! Time dilation plays into Hatari's favor! THE RUBBER BAND IS ON THE OTHER CLAW NOW, SPELL DURATIONS!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I have been tasked by the Braxton Falls Mace to help with his possible apprehension, or at least easen the troubles. Suffice to say, after failing to obtain scrying foci during the meeting, as I have intended, I and Inquisitor Geas have during the night, approached his camp in order to collect something with such potential... &quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Fine.&quot; Tathi says, throwing her hands up. &quot;The fact he won't even speak of it only proves it. The path of a coward outlines his guilt.&quot; Tathi says, the last part in elven.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I ... tripped over a root when attempting to comb the area for such, which alerted him.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">What is this I don'

Miron:<font color="#000000">*Miron is shaking by this point*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Pettinz for the kitteh and puppehs!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">I have three cats right now.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Three.


 * Thomas Lazarus sits in his chair stiffly. It doesn't help that he knows the scrying sensor, and his entire organizations eyes, are focused dead on him even as Miron speaks. =3=;;;;;;;

Sszeyl: <font color="#660000">(( *capsizes from the cats* ))

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;This... resulted in a fight... where both myself... and Inquisitor Geas were .. injured.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">You had your ass beat.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Like a bongo drum.

Cadamon Gardner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Are you all right now?&quot; You can hear the D:

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Tell the whole story, gnome.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Nonleathal damage.&quot;

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lieutenant, you cannot send a healing spell through a scrying sensor.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I am allright.. physically.. and this is the whole story.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Weapons had Mercy.&quot;

Cadamon Gardner:<font color="#000000">&quot;I know that, Commander.&quot; &gt;.&gt;;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Again he lies.&quot; Tathi says, standing up again.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I can confirm Pallan'Zyne returned Inquisitor Geas and his hound to their homes and tended to their wounds properly.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Sorry Pell I typo'd.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Ah! But another speaks the truth.&quot; Tathi says, sitting back down.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What else is there to say? That I woke up tied like a pig for sale?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">See this is why I call him Pella.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">But that's a woman's name. =3=

Tathi:''<font color="#7F00FF">Pella. ''

Pellan'zyne:<font color="#000000">Honestly it's not even the hardest drow name out there. =w=;;;

Tathi: <font color="#7f00ff">(( XP ))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=3=;;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">You should see my birth name.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Even -I- can't pronounce it.

Pellan'zyne:<font color="#000000">I had a cousin who had five X's and an apostrophe in her name. &gt;.&gt;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Easy. Michael Jackson. *shot*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I believe the only thing I owe my life to was that killing us would make him show his true intent too soon. Even speaking to him in his custody reveals he's an anarchist and delusional.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus looks upwards. &quot;We have since left on ... understandably frosty terms with all our friends intact.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;More importantly.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Miron's gone insane.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah, right

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;He seemed like a pretty kool guy to me. Even de puppies liked him.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yet he spreads lies, and lives a life of crime.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Yes. Cooshee coordially greeted him, and yet Miron swears he is scum of the earth.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Altonor brought to our attention an issue in Yoriver. He claims the ruler has taken to indescriminate hangings, and is hand-picking the local Mace authorities to keep his ill deeds secret with corruption. ... I do not know how accurate that is. Brother Miron, of course, thinks it is a fallacy. But I did perform a sending on a third party in the area.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy deed dat at vun point.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;The father of our elven friend was there, and he was in combat with devils mid-Sending response.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm extremely concerned.&quot;

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;The portion of your report dealing with Yoriver is indeed highly concerning.&quot; Said in Ashmore's usual deadpan.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;There does appear to be trouble brewing in there, however untrustworthy a source this man is. &quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy like to tink Hy turned out hokay.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660000">...

Meany:<font color="#660000">No.

Meany:<font color="#660000">I will not imagine E.A. as a Mace member.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So perfect.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">*_*

Meany:<font color="#660000">&quot;Commander by 19, what is this I don't even&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">XD

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">As soon as we get our Akellon, Dorf Fortress cross-over? It's happening.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I suggest reaching the local Leaden Mace branch, perhaps even the surrounding towns... If I can have your permission.. I used to know a number of Mace members in the Charred Veld area..&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus folds his arms. &quot;... Altonor suggested speaking with their Liuetenant commander. Under the impression their commander has been compromised.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I have no doubt he is a biased source. But I also believe him.&quot;

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;There has been a noted high rate of corruption among lower members of the Yoriver Mace. More concerning is the notion of devils roaming the streets. Contact these Mace members if at all possible, Inquisitor Steelsprocket, and keep us informed of their reports. Your primary mission, however, should take priority at this time until your path takes you north.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Altonor is a madman. If you have to, speak with both and corroborate their reports.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus sighs lightly. &quot;..That would be fair.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;But...de puppies liked him! He kan' be dat bad!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Better yet, has any report of trouble reached the High Commander? In such a situation I can see the Yoriver detachment asking for reinforcements quite often...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Shouldn't be too long.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And as ordered, Commander.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">OH YEAH

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">HAY COMMANDER CAN SSZEYL GET AN INVITE PLZ

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">THIS RAID AIN'T HAPPENING. WE GOT A FUKKIN DROW

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">olololol

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">BITCHES.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">ASSUME THE POSITION.

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;According to the learned Toris, two of the seals to be forged are to come from the High Mage Kerishorak, of the desert, and Calaserian of the North. Have you an estimate of when you may be travelling to them?&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">UR DPS IS FAIL AND ASS

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">YOU DUNT EVEN HAVE WEEPONZ

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Now back to two cats.


 * Thomas Lazarus raises his brows. They've talked to Nathaniel.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">brb, bio!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;After Salishea, presumably in the next week.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... Not at this time, commander. We've yet to affect travel plans after Resca.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Or not. =w=&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It's on the schedule! D:

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;As soon as you have an estimate, inform us.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Somewhere.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Under the side-quests. =3=;;;;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yes sir.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes Commander.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Righto. =w=&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus draws a weary breath. &quot;That approximately.. concludes our report.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That.. approximately..does.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ahahah

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We look awful.

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;We will continue to corraborate reports. If the situation is truly as dire as it appears, they will be calling for reinforcements, and as you will be going in that direction, we may send some of our own with you. Inquisitors Carthan and Berilan have been highly interested in your reports.&quot;


 * Dr. Hatari unlocks achievement: Inquisitor Clownshoes.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'll bet.&quot; He adds with a flat smirk.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;At least someone.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Perhaps some additional members would be helpful. =w=&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus freezes.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I don't know if he can take that right now Sszeyl. o3o;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron is visibly happier at the prospect of two of his colleagues joining them soon.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What additional members?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;But teleporting them out here would be so expensive.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">back~!

Cadamon Gardner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Archivist Malino was caught sleeping on a bestiary of fiends, as well.&quot; ^^

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You mean someone from Braxton? I wouldn't mind. *snrk*&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;No.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;I mean people the party can tolerate.&quot;

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;That remains to be seen. The scrying is nearing its end.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;And work with amiably.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Good luck on your end, then~&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus salutes in place.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;One day, I'll get Richter a massive printing of one of those.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;To use as a bed&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'll continue sending reports as the situation develops, sir.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*Salutes as well*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I shall report any further ... deviations, commander.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:''<font color="#FF0000">Oh god. ''

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;See to it, inquisitors. Remain vigilant.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:''<font color="#FF0000">Do they know about the sending. ''

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=3=;;;;;;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Always vigilant.&quot;

Alberic Ashmore:<font color="#000000">&quot;Castleton branch, dispelling scrying.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Oh, something you should know.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;The Dragon Sended to someone last night.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus jolts his head to Sszeyl. &quot;What.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The scrying sensor has winked out.

Miron:<font color="#000000">As soon as the sensor winks out... Miron approaches closer to Tathi.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Can you tell who??&quot; D:

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;I do not speak Draconic.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Only that he wasn't happy with the responce.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;I'm going to turn you into a drow elf, Miron.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Urg! I didn't think he could do that..&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">reponse*

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Why would you think that?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... I guess it can't be helped ...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;You watched him mail a letter back in Braxton.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus narrows an eye and frowns.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Because he's dead?&quot;

Miron: <font color="#00FFFF">I. Am. *not* a coward. And next time we are reporting to the commander, you shut up.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Ow.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Teal.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Yah. ow. &gt;|(

VAE:<font color="#00FFFF">The colour of ice.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">It burns my corneas.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">No it is not. Cool, almost clear blue is. XD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">His text harms you with all the power of its icy fresh hatred!

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">That is pain XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">Depends on ice depth.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Goddamnit.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Three cats again.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Please no colors like that.

You whisper to Meany: '''Mmm... discord...'''

RAM:<font color="#990000">Hi cats!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">There's a fairly long pause.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Tom, he is not dead enough to toss you around like a paperweight. =w=

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;No. Because unlike you, I prefer them to hear the truth. And I stand by my statement. I don't know how to make it permanent yet, but I will find out. And next time you botch up like that and attack potential allies? You. Will. Be. A. DROW. Forever.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">And then Thomas notices Cob.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">And Mateo.


 * Thomas Lazarus clears his throat.

Sszeyl whispers: Just now noticed?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Good morning.&quot;

Unknown command: &quot;me's face looks like 8O&quot;. Try /help for a list of commands.* Mateo Selkirk 's face looks like 8O

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Pet pet pet.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Tathi.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Druid spell.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Reincarnate.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;The druids are quite good at transformations, aren't they? Good point, Sszeyl... but how the hells did you know that?&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus sighs lightly.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Say what you wish, missy. I have heard worse threats now and then.&quot;


 * Cob Oress has even stopped chopping vegetables to listen. O_o

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;I'm a follower of reincarnation.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Why would you think I'd not know the relevant spell.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Please, friends.. let's just masquerade as friendly allies until our journey takes us back home..&quot; =w=;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Well.. you're an underground dwelling elf. Druids are a rare thing down there. Though.. come to think of it, I think some dwarves have a cave varient of the green guardians.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;As do we.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">&quot;Our magic is mostly arcane, but some Divine casters pop up.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus ruffles his hair and stands.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Shankfang.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I owe you a story about dragons. Deck?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hokay!&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Epic response.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron turns around, and leaves as well, unlucky as he is without eating anything. Blergh, not like this conversation did anything good for his stomach.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">One last pettinz, and to the deck!

Terri:<font color="#000000">So fuzzy~! ^.^ Vuzzy fuzzy!

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">So yeah.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">That happened.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And remember, hag. There's more to magic than blowing up barons.&quot;

Tavia:<font color="#7F00FF">Kittykittykitty- oh hey people were talking?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;So, schtory time?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Meanwhile, the bard is still asleep. =.=

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron actually goes abovedeck, to get some fresh air. At least the ship is moving a bit more calmly today.


 * Thomas Lazarus practically drapes himself on the railing with a sigh. &quot;Atleast that got out in the open before I blew a nerve.&quot;


 * Swallowtail is watching the snow. :D


 * Thomas Lazarus glances back to make sure no Selkirks are too close.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">ooooooo

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Purr rub purr.

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Lick.

Vuz:<font color="#660000">:o

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">baleful polymorph is only a 5th level spell.. could I modify that into an unwilling polymorph spell? :&gt;

Vuz:<font color="#660000">You taste like soot!

Meany:<font color="#660000">I'd say metamagic it. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">As an asside (too amusing a typo to correct) VAE will have to think up a list of old Miron's colleagues at some point. At least something to think of during the week.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Baleful polymorph does a few other (devastating) things.

Terri:<font color="#000000">Aww, not like saffron and incense? That's what the MM says I smell like. :.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">In 24 hours the victim loses their mind and their soul.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And they become a true animal.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">^_^;;;;

Meany:<font color="#660000">:BBB

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">rofl. I was thinking more no loss of spell abilities or anything. Just, BAMF. Drow!

Vuz:<font color="#660000">Smell and taste are different.

VAE:<font color="#000000">You do that, someone'll end up wracked

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;The reason we are traveling to Resca is, ultimately, because of Sszeyl. There are other reasons too. But that is the most important one. Apparently.. monks of Orgollyos are groomed to be vessels for the soul of their powerful reincarnate leader, Orgollyos. Apparently.&quot; He pauses and looks aside for emphasis.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">dangit.. wanna have tathi track down thomas for the talk.. but getting sleepy. -.-

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well... we very recently discovered Sszeyl actually does have a powerful reincarnate soul in him.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Sszeyl deed tell me a liddle bit about it, how his past incarnation vas a dragon vo doesn' vant to merge vith 'First.'&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Only it's not a monk of his order. It's Vargachixeniejir.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">It is nearing midnight. So what say once Shankfang's filled in, we do noms and call it quits for the night, picking up near the Hills of Gilforen?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yeah I'm just doing this because Shank has been out of the plot loop way too long. :P

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dat iz de Dragon's name, yah?&quot;

Miron:''<font color="#000000">I am *not* a coward. A coward would have fled... I stood there and tried to defend Geas... tried to... and the drow... ''

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;He was a devastatingly powerful red dragon. He was killed after the underdark war by several other dragons and an army. I think he also had an army? I'm not a historian.&quot;

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660000">Big army.

</b>Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660000">Powerful army.

</b>Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Then how did you lose.

Miron:''<font color="#000000">It was not his mercy.. killing an inquisitor would have branded him a criminal everywhere.. he had no other choice.. of course he had not, he'd be dead if he was that insane... he calculates... ''

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660000">Shut up.

</b>Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;The point is, he's a powerful soul. He made an immense footprint on history. His very being is so substantial that he's capable of supernatural feats, even in death. It's one of the hundred steps one would take to become a demi-god. He has possessed Sszeyl before, made him do things.&quot;

Miron:''<font color="#000000">Of course he had to... it's no more mercy than when I keep suspects alive... i'm indebted to noone.. well, Swallowtail and Thomas.. but that's all of it. ''

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dat sounds onpleasant.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;If Sszeyl ever died... that soul could get out. And if he possessed someone who wasn't a groomed-from-birth disciplined monk of Orgollyos.. they might have.. worse luck than Sszeyl in containing him.&quot;

Miron:''<font color="#000000">Maybe he even collected samples.. will scry on me himself. For Cuthbert's sake, he could.. ''

Meany:<font color="#660000">Actually.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;So we've been looking for the dragons that originally defeated Vargi.chixeniejir.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">MY STORY MY RULES.

Meany:<font color="#660000">The fact that he had to -have a seal installed- implies that it'd be even worse.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Suddenly, for no reason at all obvious to anyone else, the gnome goes pale.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;For seals, right?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660000">Like baleful polymorph soul destruction type worse.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yes. One of them is already in place. And it has helped.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">I feel the need to remind you.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;But it won't be done until we see the other dragons. Such as Lady Salishea near Resca.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">It's incomplete.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;He schowed me de artifact on his neck.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">No I mean the component Nath made is itself unfinished.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That is why brother Miron and I escort him.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That is why we guard him.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That is, probably, why we were attacked by the minions of the swamp dragons. Just before we met you.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Huh. Dis iz qvite an interestink plot Hy hef schtumbled upon.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;And I shudder to think... of who he just cast a Sending to.&quot; He frowns.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Note he has completely forgot the mention of the letter.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Ololol.

Miron:''<font color="#000000">He probably will... I hope I can perceive of it... after all that time with Zairith I could.. hell.. what if I'll have to covertly.. I must learn antiscrying wards as soon as I can. ''

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660000">Good...good.

</b>Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Who cares about the letter. =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Fuck that letter seriously.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I am going to deck Cal'tel.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu seem to hef a hebit uf makink powerful enemies.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Wrong letter.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">So I wonder when the whole party is going to get horrendously shitfaced...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Then yes I forgot. =3=

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">The dragon possessed Sszeyl and mailed a letter of his own.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">I mean.. when Tathi's Uncle writes back. With a package. that glows. XD

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">While in Braxton falls.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Never saw it IC. =3=

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF DAMNIT UNCLE-

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">You watchd him while Possessed!Sszeyl did this.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ffffff

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">He bumbed into you.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;So it seems.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">...actually, Thomas was the only one who -did- see it IC.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron wouldn't have let it happen. . at that time I had him watch Sszeyl almost all the time

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Aside from Edaric.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;But now you know. It's what Gnogglebolt's adventuring group is up to.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660000">Ololol.


 * VAE shakes fist at holidays

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vell, den Hy guess it iz a goot tink Hy em here. Sounds like hyu guys kould use my firepower, yah?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Why.. why is my family stupid, and messing up with my characters even, indirectly.


 * Thomas Lazarus grunts and offers a weak smile.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And why am I stupid

VAE:<font color="#000000">And why are holidays stupid

Meany:<font color="#660000">Internet.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I can't deny it.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">*VAE GRRS*

Meany:<font color="#660000">Exposure to the internet leeches brainpower.

VAE:<font color="#000000">so that's why I have none left

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Forgive my melancholy. It has been, as you've learned, a rough. Month.&quot; =w=;;;;;;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">It's going to be worse.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">Because Barbie is now part of the Mafia.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">He's a Wiseguy.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Okay! I think Shankfang finally has heard the plot. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">After like half a dozen games.

VAE:<font color="#000000">*headdesks*

VAE:<font color="#000000">At this time....

GM:<font color="#000000">Okay, let's get final noms. x3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hey, no problem. It heppens. Chust hef to set hyu jav und ride it out.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Miron for Tathi-Trolled, part.. I lost count. Xd

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nominating Ashmore. &quot;No problem, report in the middle of everyone else&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Thomas for OH GOD WHY ME

Meany:<font color="#660000">Tathi for CALLING THE DWARF OUT WITH CEILING BOSS AS HER WITNESS.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Seconded.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tathi and Miron for SHOWDOWN AT SCRY O CLOCK. &gt;:O

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tathi for &quot;PRESS THOSE BUTTONS. PRESS THEM.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">LULZ

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">PRESSPRESSPRESS

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Can I nominate everyone in the audience for 'oh hey. epic discussion and report- OMG KITTENZ&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660000">Shankfang for PLOT pt2.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nominating Sszeylkitten for innocuously rubbing around Miron

RAM:<font color="#990000">Sszeyl for &quot;Oh, by the way, dragon cast a Sending.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hahaha.

VAE:<font color="#000000">While making him nervous already.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Seconding epic report with backdrop of contented kitten play.

RAM:<font color="#990000">&quot;Thought you should know.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660000">Tom's every other setence is now a Flat What.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And yes, sszeyldragon needs a nomination, alongside with report.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">ololol yes.

VAE:<font color="#000000">You know.T

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That timing was amazing.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Commander Ashmore probably Raegfaced.

VAE:<font color="#000000">There 's something to be said about him getting to do stupid shit like this with TWO INQUISITORS AROUND

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;WHAT--*cut off*&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">What can I say.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660000">I have a gift.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean, Thomas and Miron look like Thompson and Thomson from Tintin

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660000">*sniff* I'm so proud.

</b>Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas Thompson and Thomson is now a boss encounter in my campaign I'm never going to run.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Printed.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Hee...

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD

Meany:<font color="#660000">No no no.,

Meany:<font color="#660000">Thomson 'Tommy Gun' Tomas.

Meany:<font color="#660000">He's spanish.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Seriously. They make the Ankh-Morpork city watch looks successful.

GM:<font color="#000000">Any more?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You know

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Vae

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You should draw a collage

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Of epic Inquisitor fail

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Where Miron is just tripping over a root.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yes.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And Tom is taking cookies out of the oven.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sparkling.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I should

Meany:<font color="#660000">I can't think of any. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">And Flint falling in the pit. :B

RAM:<font color="#990000">That's all I've got.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tom and Miron playing cards while Tathi blows up three men in the background.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&quot;All clear. *k-chunk* GODS DAMNIT. *fall*&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean.. it almost seems like the universe is bent on making them appear like Inspector Clouseau

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Any sixes?&quot; Go fish. *KER BOOM*

VAE:<font color="#000000">Seriously.

GM:<font color="#000000">Tathi - 200 XP - A button that says &quot;DON'T PRESS?&quot; Oh boy! My favorite!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hahah, well.

VAE:<font color="#000000">This is now Pink Panther set in the middle ages.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">They may never seem badass.

GM:<font color="#000000">Miron - 200 XP - Showdown at Scrytown! 200 XP - I am NOT a coward.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But atleast we've stopped some serious threats.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">In the end. ^_^;

GM:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl - 200 XP - Oh by the way dragon sending. =3=

GM:<font color="#000000">Thomas - 200 XP - Mr. Exposition

Meany:<font color="#660000">=3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">800 XP until level

GM:<font color="#000000">Shankfang - 200 XP - Plot!

Meany:<font color="#660000">Lucky.

Meany:<font color="#660000">:B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Saving campaign...

RAM:<font color="#990000">Fun fun fun!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm Mr. exposition in every campaign D:

RAM:<font color="#990000">Wait!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm..

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">A QUEST GIVER NPC. D:

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

Meany:<font color="#660000">Wait no.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Mind if I roll my level 8 HP?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Go ahead. :3


 * Thomas Lazarus grows glowing '!' mark. =3=

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Thomas where did that exclamation point come fr- OH MY GOD-

Meany:<font color="#660000">Not in Dorf Fortress.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">QUESTMIND.

RAM:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d10-2 = 4 - 2 = 2&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; HP gain!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">True.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Hrm.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Hrm.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">looks like you're... lower tier. :P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But Tomi just doesn't give a shit about the plot.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's more like, &quot;Hey you. Can you scout? ARE YOU SURE? =3=&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660000">Unless it involves killing.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Okay let's go.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

Meany:<font color="#660000">I think however.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ouch, RAM

Meany:<font color="#660000">She will enjoy fighting Robilar.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also, he got 6 Con?

VAE:<font color="#000000">WTF


 * Liatai pictures Sam trying to give exposition. :B

Meany:<font color="#660000">The guy who one-shots Blue Dragons.

VAE:<font color="#000000">does he have lung cancer from the exhaust?

RAM:<font color="#990000">7 Con.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">He was a sickly half-orc in his bio. :B

Meany:<font color="#660000">Even better.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I made Con my dump stat.

VAE:<font color="#000000">well, sickly half orc and sickly is a difference

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Then his parents exploded.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">He had some gray hairs.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Even better.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Ololol.

Meany:<font color="#660000">Watch him have some Martial feats.

Meany:<font color="#660000">&quot;MOUNTAIN HAMMER.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Nah I already told him they don't work with guns.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">He was all like, &quot;&gt;:O&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">So I could have at least average Cha and Wis.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Yep.

VAE:<font color="#000000">just.. what shitty stats did you roll?


 * RAM needs to find a good PrC for him.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You know, Ram.

VAE:<font color="#000000">what I hear makes Trofim look well-statted

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Mageslayer may be something.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Campaign ffile saved!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'll see if it can be ranged.

RAM:<font color="#990000">My rolls weren't that bad. Just...one of them was a 7.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Mageslayer? What book is that from?

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Saving!

RAM:<font color="#990000">Besides, he's a ranged fighter! He doesn't need a high Con!

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Saved a log too

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Okay yeah, you can easily qualify for Occult Slayer if you get improved init and weapon focus for your gun. It's a full-BaB class that lets you deal extra damage to enemies that can cast spells, and you can reflect magic targeted on you as a free action a few times a day. d8 HD. Good stuff.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Complete Warrior.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I just nabbed Weapon Focus this level.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Next level I'll see about Improved Init.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">See you all in IRC? :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">ugh

RAM:<font color="#990000">Yar!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sure.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">SERVER COMIN' DOWN


 * VAE discovered a plot hole caused by misreading

VAE:<font color="#000000">moment

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">O NUUUUUUUU

Tokens dropped onto map 'The Cygnet'Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">What?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Wait a moment...

VAE:<font color="#000000">Apparently Tathi said the last part, the thing about the path of the coward in elven.

RAM:<font color="#990000">OGOD DORFS EVERYWHERE!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">HEY.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">lololololololo

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">THERE IS ONLY ONE OF YOU.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I MADE IT CANON EARLIER.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Now, how the fuck did Miron understand that.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">GET OFF.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Suddenly, all as one.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Unless he knows that particular word somehow

Ghostwish:<b><font color="#7F00FF">&quot;OCH.&quot;

</b>''<font color="#0000ff">Ghostwish is disconnected. ''

'' You have disconnected. ''