Session 76

Ghostwish has connected.

Meany has connected.

Meany:Witches I hope you know.

Meany:Yo.

Liatai:Yo!

Liatai:Eep! SpookyTathi!

Ghostwish::&gt;

Liatai:And giant Kria. :B

Meany:She has her srs face on.

TMG has connected.

Liatai:Where do you even find these pictures? ... never mind I don't want to know. =w=;

Ghostwish:XP

Meany:Could be worse.

Meany:Considering that this is Ghost.

Meany:It could be far worse.

Meany:...Also, damn you brain.

TMG:<font color="#000000">find what pictures?

Meany:<font color="#330000">Stop trying to use Namekians as images for Killoren.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">He replaced Miron's portrait with something that is now gone.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Tathi's tokenart.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Oh. :V

Meany:<font color="#330000">http://i25.servimg.com/u/f25/15/55/38/63/mystic10.jpg

Meany:<font color="#330000">What does the Lia think

Meany:<font color="#330000">Acceptable analogue or brain being evil?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... brain being evil. :B

Meany:<font color="#330000">Thankee. :B

* Meany dunks head in holy water.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Namely because it would wreck immersion. :B

* Meany explodes.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Everyone would be quoting DBZ Abridged all over the place. *brick'd*

Meany:<font color="#330000">:PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

<font color="#0000ff">Dr. Hatari has connected.

Meany:<font color="#330000"> :P

Meany:<font color="#330000">Yo.

<font color="#0000ff">Railock has connected.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Yo.

Railock:<font color="#000000">doom

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Are you going to show everyone miron's lovely new portrait? :3

Meany:<font color="#330000">Miron's lovely new portrait is not there, Ghost. :V

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Liasilly removed it.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">We're in trouble.

Railock:<font color="#000000">why?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I just pulled the cat down... from a shelf up near the ceiling.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I have no idea how she got up there.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">But she's filthy. :B

Meany:<font color="#330000">That's nothing.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Our kitten climbs doors.

Meany:<font color="#330000">And just sits there.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">On top of the door? Oh dear. :B

Meany:<font color="#330000">Watching. *_*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Whoo. Dustcat.

<font color="#0000ff">VAE has connected.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Yo.

* VAE observerlynx tonight

VAE:<font color="#000000">also ,what happened to Tathi, vrg undead icon?

Meany:<font color="#330000">Aelian died again.

Meany:<font color="#330000">:P

Railock:<font color="#000000">she's pissed about the seaweed entangling tentacle rape

VAE:<font color="#000000">oh, did he died?

VAE:<font color="#000000">he's the kenny of akellon

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">No. =w=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">dies in every episode

Meany:<font color="#330000">Tech!

TMG:<font color="#000000">eh?

Meany:<font color="#330000">I need you to draw the circle for the Summon RAM spell.

Meany:<font color="#330000">I have my hands full with tanks, and bombs, and foxes.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh indeed. *draws a WH40K chaos daemon circle of heresy to attract the Angry Marines*

Meany:<font color="#330000">Let's hope this one works.

Meany:<font color="#330000">So far, all these summon things are hit or miss per use.

Meany:<font color="#330000">And the budget doesn't have room for multiple tries considering how expensive tanks are.

Meany:<font color="#330000">=w=

VAE:<font color="#000000">tanks and boobs and foxes?

Meany:<font color="#330000">Yep.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Seems a miss.

GM:<font color="#000000">Mmkay. So. Ram's delayed... who wants to fill VAE in on what's happened so far?

GM:<font color="#000000">Or would you rather jump into character questions? Or an unknown option 3?

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Miron gave Thomas his first kiss! So romantic. And then we all threw up.

Railock:<font color="#000000">option 3! which is probably dangerous

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Option 3!

Railock:<font color="#000000">Last time..was a lot of entanglement

GM:<font color="#000000">... crud, I don't actually have an option 3 prepared. =3=

GM:<font color="#000000">Option 3 is ice cream. :B

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">GORILLAS. *Bricked*

GM:<font color="#000000">This isn't a character question from the document, but eh, why not. Let's say ice cream was common in Akellon. What's your character's favorite flavor? :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Banana.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Blueberry!

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">Strawberry!

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">THE WHOLE DAMN THING.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">vanilla

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Chocolate. :9

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I like to try different kinds. And then take two flavors and mix them up.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Chocolate-vanilla twist! :9

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Neopolitan. :9

GM:<font color="#000000">Toppings, or is your character an ice-cream purist? :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Even more things that don't exist.. well okay. Uhm. Crispies. =w=

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Variety is the spice of life...try a variety of toppings

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Fudge. |9

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I dunno about that.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">My dad keeps tiny bottles of tobasco sauce, since he likes spice and the flavor.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And doesn't shy away from putting it on anything.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Fruit.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Under any circumstances.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">Same!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Waffles and peanut butter and tobasco sauce once happened.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">variety of normal toppings

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... Tabasco ice cream. ... Huh.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">My face when: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/545/OpoQQ.jpg

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I say...

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Walnuts.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">=w=

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Purist! Or sprinkles. Or whatever candy looks good. :9

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">but what does the dragon half say?

TMG:<font color="#000000">...great, now I wanna listen to Tobasco Magic, but thatt'll totally wreck my immersion for the game...oh well. Techno! :U

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Cherries too.

* Thomas Lazarus loves cherries. :9

Vargachixeniejir:<font color="#000000">'Have you ever tried'' eating ice cream when your very being courses with elemental fire? Keep your foolish words to yourself.'''

* Thomas Lazarus has mixed feelings on Miacherries. *bricked*

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">He prefers to let it melt and drink it like a soup.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">And particularly likes gumballs mixed in.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Haven't found his flavor yet. :&gt;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Ewwww gwoss~

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:40 lagcheck!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">:40\

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:40 at :40, yay.

* Dr. Hatari grooves. ~=3=~

TMG:<font color="#000000">checking end of last log and getting back IC...

GM:<font color="#000000">Hmm. While we're talking food, this is a character question, but with a little twist. Your character has the house/base/etc. to themselves. They can eat anything they want for dinner. What do they choose?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">probably something simple to cook since I dont have to make anything for anyone else, but still a nice meal

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I found a recipie I'd like to try.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">... trail rations are probably a cop-out. =3= *brick'd* What, you don't need to cook them! Besides. Otherwise I'd probably eat a box of cookies.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">It's called &quot;beautiful soup.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Can't I just skip dinner and get back to my studies???

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">I'm not going to lie. I have a soft spot for venison.

* Swallowtail scrounges leftovers. Any leftovers. Belonging to anyone. &gt;:9

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">*emerges past midnight from his workshop, coverd in grease and soot* &quot;....ugh, what time is it...hey, where'd everybody go?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You'll become anemic if you don't eat anything again. You need more iron. That decides it. I'm visiting the tree today. Liver and onions with spinach for Tathi! =3=

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">MAN THE BATTLEMENTS. &gt;:O

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

Meany:<font color="#330000">Next question? :3

GM:<font color="#000000">Hmm... anyone got one? :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Ohh~

* Thomas Lazarus thinks. :9

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">What's your favorite sport or pasttime? Spectator or participant, either or.

* Tathi looks up from her spellbook. &quot;Huh?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">sword practice

* Thomas Lazarus jabs with spinach-caked fork. &gt;:O

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">-.-;; Well, I suppose I'm rather obvious too. Archery.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">NOOOOOOOOO- MY ONLY WEAKNESS. *melt*

Edaric:<font color="#000000">I don't suppose I need to answer. :3 *lute strum* Sports, though... hmm. Never really had the time to settle down and watch any. Unless Ael's archery counts.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I paint. =w=

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">ram just got on skype

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Origami. Though freerunning is fun. I need to practice more.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">For sports, I prefer strong-man competitions.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I hope to beat my seventeen year streak sometime. :3

Edaric:<font color="#000000">How about you, Tom? :3

<font color="#0000ff">RAM has connected.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We played a lot of cards in the barracks when off-duty. All sorts of games. :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">... I was really bad at it. =w=;

TMG:<font color="#000000">And there's our ork dakka biker.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">But it was fun.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Allright, here's one. What's your favorite type of animal? I can tell you mine is NOT the rat.

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">HEATHEN.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Favorite?

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Snake.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">I suppose I would get mauled if I didn't say elven hound. ^^;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Cats. :D

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Birds. Though the insect kingdom has a lot to admire in it.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Though, I've seen some deer around my Cave.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">They're nice. :3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Favorite animal?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">..Little domestic cats, to clarify. =w=

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">...Any arthropod. Anything with a segmented body and an exoskeleton.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Favorite? Uhhhh.... dogs. The bigger and fluffier the better.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Crabs are especially cool.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Eh, animals are animals. they are useful or food or just decoration, no reason to favorite any of htem

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Also excellent inspriations for y devices. :U

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Crabs are delicious, as well. :9

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Crawdaunts.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Or is it crayfish?

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Either way, they're yummy.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Crayfish, crawdads...

Edaric:<font color="#000000">I don't know how you eat those things. I can't look at a lobster or crab or anything and not see either (a) a bug or (b) a miniature chuul. =w=;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Though I don't know why people just suck on the tail meat.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I eat the whole thing. :9

RAM:<font color="#990000">OI!

RAM:<font color="#990000">WOTS DIS DEN?!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">CHARACTER QUESTIONS. FREEFORM STYLE.

RAM:<font color="#990000">DEN WOTS DA QUESTION YA GIT?!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Hey, Shank. :3 Question is, what's your favorite animal? Though it kind of went off in a crabby direction.

TMG:<font color="#000000">YOU ASK YER OWN QUESTION, BOYZ!

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Crabby? No one is grumpy.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">It's just a pun, Swallowtail. =w=;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Oh.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Favorite animal? Ferret. Talf's hes vun. It's adorable.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">(oh, by the way, which DD comic was the 'iakka takka iakka takka' in, and what does it mean again? &gt;.&gt; )

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">I have one. It is vacation time, you can go anywhere, do anything you like. Where do you go?

Shankfang the Deffrider: <font color="#990000">(( Old one. Means happy dance. ))

TMG:<font color="#000000">(i've read through the whole comic, but didn't want to go search for that one---ah yeah, thought it was happydance )

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">This one feels weird, since I've been pondering an in-character vacation for weeks. =w=;

Shankfang the Deffrider: <font color="#990000">(( shortly after the end of the war in hell arc. ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Rainforests. :9

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">To be in the treeeeeeeeeeees.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">If they live up to their names, I'll be happy.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">search out someone to push him farther in his training

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hmm, tough vun. Hy've been chust about everyvere as a kourier. But...Hy tink Hy'd like to visit Amaya vith Talfeera vun day.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Hmm... home, probably. Back in Oakridge. See the family, eat some good home cooking, talk to old friends, catch up on the local happenings before hitting the road again. :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I kind of want to hang up my armor and go visit Redtree for a week. And goodness gracious, alone for a few hours would be nice. =w=;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Sunny, warm place with water. A rainforest, the beach, it doesn't matter. Someplace to walk and run and climb barefoot.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">What about you, Ael? Same as Tathi? :3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Uh-oh, I hear things falling. Going to check on the cat.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">HANDLE ANIMAL DISTRACTION SUCCESS! *hides*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy hef a qvestion! If hyu vere suddenly trust into de modern vorld, vat vould hyu tink uf it?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Children are vile now &gt;:O *bricked*

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">''I'm going to Nepal for a year. Ta.''

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not clanky enough! Too sleek and slim and fragile! &quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">So. Much. To climb. *_*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;My toughts...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">A lack of discipline and skill..warriors are just cogs in a machine instead of paragons of skill

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Holy crap. You can -take music with you now.- It's not as good as the real thing, but hey! It's music! And -- what are all these weird instruments? O_o

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;OH GARL SO FAST HOW DO HY GET VUN UF DOZE BIKES?!&quot; *_*

RAM:<font color="#990000">I take offense to that, Gamal!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Ahahah~ Youtube~ |D *nyancats*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

RAM:<font color="#990000">I happen to think of myself as a paragon of skill in my career field!

Railock:<font color="#000000">bombs may be powerful, but require more training of the mind than the body

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">How do they do all this without magic? :O

RAM:<font color="#990000">False!

Meany:<font color="#330000">Ladies, ladies.

Meany:<font color="#330000">You're both pretty.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Now shush, and let's get started, hmm?

RAM:<font color="#990000">It's not exactly easy to ruck out the 10+ miles to the bomb in full gear whilst carrying all your tools.

Meany:<font color="#330000">=w=

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hennyvun else?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Ah yes. We're an hour down now...and I'm ready and rarin' to go!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I think his argument is that modern warriors aren't magical and can juggle cars and bisect walls with scimitars.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">:B

RAM:<font color="#990000">I don't need magic I have a gun.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Magic's better~

RAM:<font color="#990000">XP

GM:<font color="#000000">Okay! Let's see, let's see, where were we...

RAM:<font color="#990000">I can shoot you from over a mile away.

GM:<font color="#000000">Ah yes, raiding a pirate stronghold. And there was entanglement. So. Much. Entanglement.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It hit a force wall~ :3

GM:<font color="#000000">And a magical trap... that was bypassed by a simple quilt.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">But we managed to skip the web!

RAM:<font color="#990000">The bullet got to you before the sound of the gunshot, you didn't have time to cast a spell.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Contingencies~

GM:<font color="#000000">-- ach! Hang on, the DM's nose and clothes are full of dust from rescuing the cat. Let's get this show on the road while she grabs tissues! ACHOO!

Railock:<font color="#000000">ram. wish spell. you and your entire army now lie dead.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Hmm...

RAM:<font color="#990000">Touche.

Railock:<font color="#000000">also, wish again, your nuclear weapons go off in their bunkers

TMG:<font color="#000000">(now hold on. Wish is extremely rare and there are very few mages who can actually cast it. And they can only cast it once or twice.)

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">You assume i need to cast it twice.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">You assume wrongly.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Gentlemen. It's moot.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You're forgetting the first rule of magic.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/It_100a6a_663520.jpg

TMG:<font color="#000000">wait what am I doing no don't get into this ddebate DX

TMG:<font color="#000000">Gametime!

RAM:<font color="#990000">Barking magic.

RAM:<font color="#990000">MAAAAAGIIIIIIIIC *comically shakes fist*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt follows the others past the blanketed statue, eyeing it suspiciously.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">I AM SAVING THAT PICTURE.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I dare to ask..but what is it from?

<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Iakka takka iakka takka iakka takka...&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">rail; that...I believe...

TMG:<font color="#000000">is the D&amp;D cartoon

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang continues to happydance.

TMG:<font color="#000000">and that character is the Dungeon Master

<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

* Gamal-Junayd checks out the next door

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;More keys needed?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's an old and popular meme image reposted thousands of times across the internets.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;We do not need keys.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus looks to the door. &quot;...&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I meant you, &quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt moves up with the others towards the new door. He nods to swallowtail as she moves forward.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Okay, happydance done.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom looks back to Aelian and Miron.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He holds up his (unloaded) bombchucker and prepares. &quot;everyone ready?&quot; He whispers back.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Something up?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Friend, I've a feeling we could be closing on the inner sanctums. If we're to prepare 'that arrow', this may be a good time to do so and hide it away.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;I've got it ready in my quiver, Thomas. If we don't find that vecnan, feel free to designate a target.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus offers a thumb of approval.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang readies his pistol. &quot;Hy'm alvays ready.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Brother Thomas, 'that arrow' would only stay enspelled for eight minutes. Is now when you want to prepare it?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Chust gimme a schot.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;M'ah.. it's now or --&quot; He breaks off.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">'Wish we knew how big this place was...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas stares at the door and furrows his brow. His pupils glow briefly.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Any evil back there, DM?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;A bag of holding isn't the same as magical stasis.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dat vould be konvenient.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh, danman.

You whisper to Dr. Hatari: Three evil auras lie beyond the door. Faint ones.

TMG:<font color="#000000">By the way. Very big important note if you're actually playing.

* Thomas Lazarus flinches.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 17 + 8 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Open Lock...

* Thomas Lazarus raises a hand in the air, looking serious.

* Thomas Lazarus makes a 'three' with his fingers.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Click -- &quot;? ...&quot; Swallowtail nods.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Thomas? Serious? *SNNNRK* Okay. I promise not to giggle.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;: TMG:<font color="#000000">The party is -trying- to take as many of the seawolves alive as possible, currently. All of them we can get. If the danger rises and we have to kill them to save ourselves, okay, but we're conciously making an effort of live capture on all of them.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Tech, that was me playing Miron. =w=;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Because it seems many of them were former slaves forcibly cursed as seawolves, and we want to give them to Salishea so she can---

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I have no idea if those lines were VAE or --

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ah. Suspected.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'll take that as a compliment. :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">Yep. Couldn't tell. ^^;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">MYSTERIOUS BLACK TEXT.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas hefts his sword and shield and approaches the door. He murmurs a brief prayer of protection while making ready. ((Shield of Faith cast.))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Whenever everyone looks ready, he promptly shoves the door wide!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang takes up position behind Thomas. Gun next to your ear. :3

* Gamal-Junayd has swords ready

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">*click*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Are you even doing that to be helpful or just to make me deaf =3=

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt's bombchucker is unloaded, but he pulls out a small writhing cloth sack (tanglefoot bag) and readies an action to throw it at anything that looks like a spellcaster, or a bigger/quicker animal

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Umm, both?\

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">He's an orc. Take a guess.

Seawolf Shaman 2:<font color="#000000">Two loud roars and a bark greet you as soon as the door opens! Roll initiative!

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((dexterity-10)/2) = 5 + floor((17 - 10) / 2) = 8&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; initiative!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Is it time for fightink now? &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 13 + 5 = 18&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Initiative!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Readied action go?

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 3 + 5 = 8&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; initiative!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 17 + 1 = 18&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Init

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Blah.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Initiative Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 12 + 6 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 11 + 2 = 13&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; Dex check!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... I suppose you did technically get it in before I called for init.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">Aelian has higher dex. By far. ^^;

Seawolf Shaman 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 18 + 3 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">What's Gamal's dex?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">For the million-way tie for 18 init, Thomas only has 12.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shank's is 20.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I'll take that as a yes. :B Tanglefoot bag toss at shaman!

Seawolf Bruiser 11:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 6 + 7 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+7 = 8 + 7 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">22

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Damn. Gamal's first.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Out of us 18ers, that is.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 19 + 1 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 13 + 7 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Ranged touch attack on the shaman! &#171; &#160;1d20+7-4 = 4 + 7 - 4 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; (dang, even with Bomb Tossing, it's two increments out of range..)

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">...rolling for scatter. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Set yo init, Gnoggleybolt.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d8 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;, counting clockwise from north of the shaman. It lands two squares in the rolled direction.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Just for future reference? I'll be putting the kibosh on readied actions when doors are thrown open for this dungeon. Both parties will be considered aware and ready for each other in this scenario. So. Be aware.

TMG:<font color="#000000">....readied actions are not the same as a surprise round...

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 14 + 1 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Readied actions can even be made -in- combat...

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Yes, actually, they are. They would go during the surprise round.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">By the way? You're challanging the DM during game time. Take infinity wisdom damage.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's kind of moot when both parties are effectively ready and just trying to win the quick-draw.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Which is what init represents in the first place.

TMG:<font color="#000000">No, if you readied actions and there was a surprise round, you'd get the readied action -and- the surprise round's one standard action....though, if the enemies are aware, -they- can ready actions, too. But eh, very well. Continuing on.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So unless you have a distinct edge, Lia's way is really best.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">DM has ruled. we can discuss changing the rule after the game

Tokens dropped onto map 'Saurosha Island Cave'Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">AT any rate, doesn't matter. Not Gnogglebolt's best throw. :B

Seawolf Shaman 2:<font color="#000000">The blue wolf snarls, pointing at Sszeyl. The air over the monk swiftly heats up, and a five-foot ball of flame drops on him from above! SR check - &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 19 + 3 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

TMG:<font color="#000000">&quot;I told 'em to hit orange smoke.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">&quot;....That orange smoke?&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">&quot;It wasn't my best toss.&quot;

Seawolf Shaman 2:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl, roll Reflex or take &#171; &#160;2d6 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 11 + 6 = 17&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; Ref save!

Seawolf Shaman 2:<font color="#000000">You just barely manage to dodge the rolling ball of flame.

* Swallowtail draws her tessen, waiting to see what the front line will do. Delaying to 17!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">We don't still have the Bard and Miron bonuses, do we?

TMG:<font color="#000000">&gt;:O forgot about that!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">No bard bonuses, and I think the dark knowledge has worn off by now.

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Afraid not. They only last a short time. ))

TMG:<font color="#000000">oh, nevermind

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Gotcha.

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( I have no idea what Dark Knowledge's duration is, though. I'll look it up now. ))

* Edaric reaches into his spell component pouch, pulling out a candy and a feather. Humming a little ditty, he tosses the candy vaguely in the direction of Bruiser 11.

Seawolf Bruiser 11:<font color="#000000">Will save - &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 11 + 6 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Seawolf Bruiser 11:<font color="#000000">The wolf doesn't seem amused.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... worth a shot,&quot; he says, swapping the spell components for the lute.

TMG:<font color="#000000">curses!

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi tilts her head briefly. &quot;Bard magic is so silly..&quot;

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hm. It doesn't list a duration at all.. so.. I would assume the duration is simply &quot;encounter&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Don't wizards have a spell like that, too?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 16 + 14 = 30&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; spellcraft! -5 if its necromancy or illusion, +2 if it's evocation!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Vat vas dat supposed to do, hennyvay?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Cuz the player is silly. ^^;

* Gamal-Junayd sprints forward, charging the shaman, right in between the two wolves, though keeping an eye on them. dodge on bruiser 12, combat expertise set to 5

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep. Tasha's Hideous Laughter. Bard 1, Sor/Wiz 2. :B

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Well of course. But the manner in which you cast it is so.. quiant.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+11+AMod = 15 + 11 + 0 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+DMod = 5 + 6 + 0 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey, at least if it fails, you can eat the spell components without fear.&quot; |3

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... except for the feather, I mean.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Dibs on fallen candy.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">done

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vy kan't hyu eat de feadder?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Focus.. =w=;&quot;

Seawolf Shaman 2:<font color="#000000">The sword cleaves straight through the wolf's defenses like they weren't there.

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang hums a little song to himself as he gleefully raises his pistol, aiming at Bruiser 12.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hmm hmm hmm. &#171; &#160;1d20+15+1 = 4 + 15 + 1 = 20&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1 = 14 + 1 = 15&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;! Quickload! &#171; &#160;1d20+10+1 = 14 + 10 + 1 = 25&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1 = 12 + 1 = 13&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Wait. =w=

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Isn't Flaming Sphere subject to Spell Resistence, anyway?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">it made a SR 22 check

Seawolf Shaman 2:<font color="#000000">It is, and I rolled it. Your SR isn't greater than 22, right?

RAM:<font color="#990000">She rolled for it already.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yes. It was mentioned.

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Not yet. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( But soon. &gt;:3 ))

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oh, also...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Both those shots were right over your shoulder, Thomas.

TMG:<font color="#000000">(.....ARGH! I just realized something! Remember that banisher grenade back at Max's place with the summoner jelly?)

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Enjoy the ringing in your ear.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Quit that. =3=

TMG:<font color="#000000">(I could have used one of my daily uses of Coolness Under Fire and took 10 to auto-succeed on it! &gt;:O )

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">You know he's gonna beat the snot out of you one of these days..

TMG:<font color="#000000">(must not forget I can do this!)

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Nah, I provide him with fire support. :3

Seawolf Bruiser 12:<font color="#000000">The bullets lodge in the wolf's upper arm, and it reels a little before whipping around with a snarl.

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Haloo!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Seems Shankfang's still happy from beating the trap.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hm. I can't really tell; were those lethal or nonlethal shots?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">All lethal, it seems. I saw no -4.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Those ones were lethal.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">He switches to non-lethal once they've been hurt a bit.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I forgot non lethal as well, heh. but one slice shouldnt be too bad

* Thomas Lazarus darts off into the battlefield and assumes a position with his back facing Gamal's. He twists his blade and attempts to pull the stroke just so that Bruiser 12 gets bludgeoned upside the head by the flat of the blade. (&#171; &#160;1d20+11+1+2-4 = 11 + 11 + 1 + 2 - 4 = 21&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+5 = 4 + 5 = 9&#160;  &#187; nonlethal slashing.)

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Done~ ))

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">D: My meatshield is gone!

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Swallowtail follows suit, though she's less careful about the nonlethal bit. &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 7 + 8 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; tessen slash! &#171; &#160;1d6+1 = 2 + 1 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You can get chewed up for being cheeky and trying to annoy me all day with the gun-in-ear bit. =3= I can remote heal.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Killjoy.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You could put it anywhere else &gt;:O

Seawolf Bruiser 12:<font color="#000000">The wolf ducks the blow, choosing to focus on the tin can before it that actually hurt it! Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 7 + 15 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+10 = 2 + 10 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and two claws &#171;  &#160;1d20+9 = 17 + 9 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+7 = 4 + 7 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+9 = 3 + 9 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+7 = 2 + 7 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">But your shoulder makes such a great brace for my arm!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'm 6'3&quot;, I doubt it. =3=

* Thomas Lazarus is quick on his feet and handy with that shield. All the attacks are defected!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I'm the same, buddy.

Seawolf Bruiser 12:<font color="#000000">Its eyes glimmer with a feral light, and it roars in Thomas' face -- ewwwww dog breath.

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.TMG:<font color="#000000">Attacks can have an allegiance, now? :o

RAM:<font color="#990000">The attacks defected?

TMG:<font color="#000000">Let's make ALL the attacks defect! :U

RAM:<font color="#990000">Are they on our side now?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oops. =w=;

* TMG snickers

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">--Your attacks belong to me now! &gt;:O

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">is someone using the basckstabber spell where their weapons twists around and hits themselves?

Seawolf Bruiser 12:<font color="#000000">FILTHY TRAITOR CLAWS. I never should have filed you.

Seawolf Bruiser 11:<font color="#000000">Dude. You file your claws?

Seawolf Bruiser 12:<font color="#000000">Dude. Don't you?

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Huh. My detect faggit-tree spell is going off.

Seawolf Shaman 2:<font color="#000000">I'd appreciate it if you two stopped sniping each other's personal grooming and ate this cloaky guy. &gt;:E

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas remains the image of tranquility. He simply squints slightly at the creature's roar and holds his defense.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">These wolves are now known as Bill and Ted.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnoglebolt curses in frustration at his poor toss of the unaerodynamic tanglefoot bag, but this time goes with a more aerodynamic object...a small, yellow rock. Gnogglebolt -very much hopes this one won't be off...toss! Ranged touch attack on an empty square, AC 5! &#171; &#160;1d20+7-2 = 18 + 7 - 2 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">where were you earlier, 18. :[

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">THUD.

Meany:<font color="#330000">18: &quot;Gettin' high.'

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">They must now go on an excellent adventure.

Seawolf Shaman 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 6 + 12 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Fort save, yes?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Roll fortitude, shaman!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And then a bogus journey.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Dangit.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Dude.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">His eardrums are too thick.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Spirit Shamans are watered down Druids.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Next time, try something in a Reflex ballpark.

TMG:<font color="#000000">hmm, move-action left...

Meany:<font color="#330000">Use it to tap dance.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt curses again as the shaman appears to be unaffected, and spends the other half of his turn with a move action starting on loading his bombchucker with a grenade. Will finish next turn, but making Use Tech Device check now... &#171; &#160;1d20+16 = 5 + 16 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;, DC 12, MR 1

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Grenade primed, loading commencing. End turn.

Meany:<font color="#330000">=w=

Seawolf Bruiser 11:<font color="#000000">With a snarl, this bruiser leaps at Gamal's back! Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 7 + 15 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+10 = 6 + 10 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and two claws &#171;  &#160;1d20+9 = 7 + 9 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+7 = 2 + 7 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+9 = 9 + 9 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+7 = 4 + 7 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;!

Meany:<font color="#330000">Two hits. :V

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You're not reading his AC correctly.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Poor Gams.

Seawolf Bruiser 11:<font color="#000000">If the bite hits, roll a Will save, good sir.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Oh?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">nothing hit

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Look in all the parenthesis. He used 5/5 combat expertise.

Meany:<font color="#330000">...Your AC tab is needlessly complicated, Rai.

Sszeyl has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">1st set of numbers is normal AC, second set is current, numbers is dodge target

Meany:<font color="#330000">But I will say no more.

Meany:<font color="#330000">It's legible.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">True. :P

Meany:<font color="#330000">What the hell is up with that token? &gt;:/

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But that's how programmers roll.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Keeps blocking me from accessing Sszeyl at all.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">int main(lololololololololololool)

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Hello.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">'''Goodbye. *_*'''

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Okay moonside.

Seawolf Shaman 2:<font color="#000000">This battlefield is starting to look like a deadly field of checkers.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">King me King me!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">The elf pulls back a hand as he calmly walks out onto the field, moving into flanking position with Gamal.

Seawolf Bruiser 11:<font color="#000000">Oh hey! I can jump the monk and get closer to the other side! :D

Seawolf Bruiser 12:<font color="#000000">Dude. Wrong game.

Seawolf Bruiser 11:<font color="#000000">But he just said!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Bone crusher.&quot; ...How does he sound so bored?

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Because he's an emo elf.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 3 + 10 = 13&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; Punch.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Like I said.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Nope.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Bill and Ted.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Hits the ground, leaves a nice dent.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">But misses.

Seawolf Bruiser 11:<font color="#000000">Nope.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">End turn. =w=

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">You should see his poetry. It's awful.

Aelian has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I don't write poetry.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">That's Aelian.

* Edaric hides book of songs. &gt;.&gt;;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">Aelian nocks two arrows at once and fires at Seawolf wolf (wtf I almost wrote poetryXD) 12, at point blank range to boot!! &#171; &#160;1d20+9-4 = 2 + 9 - 4 = 7&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+2 = 3 + 2 = 5&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+9-4 = 17 + 9 - 4 = 22&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+2 = 8 + 2 = 10&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187;! Nonlethal

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=w=;;;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">Done!

Seawolf Bruiser 12:<font color="#000000">Only one of the two arrows finds its mark, but you do get a nice roar for it.

Tathi has received initiative.Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi shoots off a series of dazzling bolts, each one zipping through the air shaped and flying like autumn leaves! &#171; &#160;1d4+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for 12, &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 4 + 1 = 5&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for 11, &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 4 + 1 = 5&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for the shaman and &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 2 + 1 = 3&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for 12 again!

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Done!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Wait..

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Is Tathi not CL 9?

TMG:<font color="#000000">why do I always imagine WoodMan when Tathi does that? x3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">CL 9 is when you get five magic missiles.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">... well shit.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Have another, 11. :&gt; &#171; &#160;1d4+1 = 4 + 1 = 5&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187;

* Tathi goes to fix macro.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Very good.

Seawolf Bruiser 11:<font color="#000000">Thank you very much ma'am -- OW.

* Dr. Hatari remembers always being all excited about CL 9 for magic missiles. lulz

Miron has received initiative.Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron opens his book, muttering an obscure prayer, and suddenly, he begins to glow.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Miron's evolving!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">into what?

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Socially acceptable!

Seawolf Shaman 2:<font color="#000000">The shaman steps back, sweeping an arm toward Thomas and sending the ball of flame rolling toward him. Roll DC 17 Reflex or take &#171; &#160;2d6 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You little turd! &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 18 + 4 = 22&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Reflex.

* Thomas Lazarus side-steps swiftly!

Seawolf Shaman 2:<font color="#000000">Oh, I'm not done.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">How the hell did that much armor move so quickly?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hax?

Seawolf Shaman 2:<font color="#000000">The wolf growls, pressing a blue-glowing hand to its fur. &#171; &#160;2d8+3 = 10 + 3 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; healing!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Boots of Hax. =3= *bricked*

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Bards will do as bards will do. Inspire Courage! +1 on attack rolls, weapon damage, saves versus fear. &#171; &#160;1d20+16 = 9 + 16 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Perform~

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.* Gamal-Junayd steps forward to bring his attacks to bear on the shaman. nonlethal, dodge on 11 as he watches his back, full combat expertise

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+14+AMod = 3 + 14 + -8 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+DMod = 3 + 6 + 1 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+14+AMod = 11 + 14 + -8 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;1d6+5+DMod = 6 + 5 + 1 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+9+AMod = 11 + 9 + -8 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+DMod = 4 + 6 + 1 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">-8?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+9+AMod = 6 + 9 + -8 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;1d6+5+DMod = 5 + 5 + 1 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Combat expertise and nonlethal strikes.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">-5 for combat expertise, -4 for nonlethal +1 for bard

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I just added it to the end instead of putting it in the base this time

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oh, that's how combat expertise works.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Indeed. -1 hit, +1 AC.

Seawolf Shaman 2:<font color="#000000">And there goes the slice that the shaman had just healed. Reopened. Right. In. The. Same. Place. OW.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Up to 5.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">but nonlethal this time!

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">done

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">unless you get superior combat expertise, then it's up to 20

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Here comes the firing advance!

Meany:<font color="#330000">In which case the enemy just starts to hate you to death.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">*Step Bang Step Bang!* Right for the kneecaps on 12! &#171; &#160;1d20+15+1+1-4 = 15 + 15 + 1 + 1 - 4 = 28&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1 = 10 + 1 = 11&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;! Quickload! &#171; &#160;1d20+10+1+1-4 = 6 + 10 + 1 + 1 - 4 = 14&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1 = 10 + 1 = 11&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!

Seawolf Bruiser 12:<font color="#000000">Jeez... even having one of its kneecaps shot out doesn't seem to be discouraging this creature.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">That's 12 damage for both shots.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Forgot BardDamage.

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom makes a hefty skidding side-step through the dirt and aligns with Swallowtail for a pincer attack on their enemy. He unleashes a swift three-swing combo into the beast. Fwoosh-swoosh-fwoosh! ((Hasted, flanking, non-lethal, bard-buffed full attack. &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 9 + 11 = 20&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+6 = 7 + 6 = 13&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;, &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 20 + 11 = 31&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+6 = 7 + 6 = 13&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;, &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 3 + 6 = 9&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+6 = 7 + 6 = 13&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;))

Seawolf Bruiser 12:<font color="#000000">Crit confirm?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Crit threat on the second swing. &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 15 + 11 = 26&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Seawolf Bruiser 12:<font color="#000000">CONFIRMED!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Nice.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;13*2 = 13 * 2 = 26&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Clonk. =w=

Seawolf Bruiser 12:<font color="#000000">And it seems that simple clonk was all it took.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Woo~

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">You mean Tom crit something instead of something crit Tom? STOP THE PRESSES.

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Done. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Lemme math for a bit. &gt;:d

TMG:<font color="#000000">Hey Thomas.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Hey I've been pretty critty these past few combats.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Thomas is a boss.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;19+26+13-40 = 19 + 26 + 13 - 40 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Meany:<font color="#330000">He crits wolves and doesn't afraid of anything.

TMG:<font color="#000000">You are now a master Headclunker. :&gt; (high-fives any DMFA fans around here)

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">But you say that to hatari, who is not. XP

Meany:<font color="#330000">:PPPP

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good -- excuse me?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#330000">He'll notice in a second.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Poor doktor.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ghost; I know. :B

RAM:<font color="#990000">Everyone makes fun of him.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">And Swallowtail darts around Thomas and the crumpling wolf to take up a flanking position near Sszeyl.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Hello.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">lulz, you are fools and failtrolls. =w=

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;This one is cheeky.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 8 + 10 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; tessen slash for &#171;  &#160;1d6+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;! &quot;Hello.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I choose not to obliterate games out of kindness. :3

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">+1 to attack and damage, I forgot. =w=;

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( =w= ))

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">that reminds me. I totally forgot to change Thomas' token art around..

TMG:<font color="#000000">hatari; ...huh? What are you talking about?

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Less ooc. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( More IC. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Chop chop. ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Fo rizzle.

RAM:<font color="#990000">He's a Cleric.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Right, well.

RAM:<font color="#990000">He could render the entire party obsolete.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Ticktickticktick. Finished loading the bombchucker--must shoot now!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Could do it with a fighter. =w=

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">HEY.

You whisper to Meany: ... Can you help me out here? I can't remember for the life of me if Sszeyl bought Swallowtail a Sublime Way item or not. =w=;

Sszeyl whispers: He did.

Sszeyl whispers: Setting Sun sandals.

Sszeyl whispers: So half of her HD counts as her max Maneuver level, and the items can go up to 3rd. :3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt finishes loading and cranking the pneumatic bombchucker, raises it, and fires at an empty space behind the wolf! (AC 5). &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 17 + 7 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;, MR 1

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">SHOONK! A small object goes flying...

Sszeyl whispers: The more expensive ones go to 6th, the most expensive go to 9th.

You whisper to Meany: Ah, thankee. :3 For some reason I hadn't noted t on her sheet.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">dr, better question is there a class you couldn't just about render most if not all the party obsolete with? heh

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Soulknife.

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Please stop baiting the doctor. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( He's close enough to reaching through the internet and choking us as is. ))

* RAM makes PUN-PUN!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">and the Alchemical Fire Grenade explodes behind him, dealing &#171; &#160;1d6+1d6+1d6 = 2 + 5 + 6 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage! (can reflex for half, DC 15) The first two are piercing, and the last one's fire damage! In additin, that entire area is filled with flames for one more turn! (anyone who enters or is still in there by Gnogglebolt's next turn will take an additional 1d6 fire damage, no save)

Seawolf Shaman 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 5 + 8 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( ahahahaha, no. ))

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Oh yeah! and add +1 damage from bardbonus

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">almost forgot

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Though weird. ))

Seawolf Shaman 2:<font color="#000000">CURSES, MY WEAK POINT! FIRE AND MUSIC!

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( His stats must be high, because I thought Shamans had a bad reflex save. ))

TMG:<font color="#000000">End turn.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Highway to hell plays. *bricked*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">wolf side probably has high dex

TMG:<font color="#000000">And that big area -is- still filled with flames, the burst is not being removed until G's next turn.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I'm on a Highway to Hell!

Seawolf Bruiser 11:<font color="#000000">The wolf snaps its jaws at Sszeyl! How dare you be so bored in my presence?! &gt;:E &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 6 + 15 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+10 = 1 + 10 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and two claws &#171;  &#160;1d20+9 = 13 + 9 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+7 = 4 + 7 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+9 = 16 + 9 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+7 = 4 + 7 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; !

Sszeyl has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Ow. Ow. And Ow.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Owie.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Done?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;My turn.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron: Miron opens his book, muttering an obscure prayer, and suddenly, he begins to glow. Tathi: Miron's evolving! Gamal-Junayd: into what? Tathi: Socially acceptable!

* Seawolf Bruiser 11 tears a chunk of flesh away and spits it to the floor.

VAE:<font color="#000000">if this wasn't OOC, i'd nom

* Thomas Lazarus flinches a little as he gets a trio of cuts.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 5 + 5 = 10&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 14 + 5 = 19&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; Flurry punches go!

Seawolf Bruiser 11:<font color="#000000">One hits!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dat looked ekseedinkly painful.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d8+5 = 1 + 5 = 6&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Dice gods don't like me today.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Lethal or non?

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Oh please.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Non.

Aelian has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;These are barely iconvieniences as far as pain goes.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Sszeyl has mastered the art of true warrior taunting.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Psst. Sszeyl. Adjust your HP? :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Doing maffs.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tom took 5, 5 and 5. So Sszeyl gets the leftover 18 damage.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;11+7+11 = 11 + 7 + 11 = 29&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;29/2 = 29 / 2 = 14.5&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">14.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Unless you round up.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">Aelian nocks two arrows at once and fires at #11, at point blank range to boot!! &#171; &#160;1d20+9+1-4 = 20 + 9 + 1 - 4 = 26&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+2+1 = 3 + 2 + 1 = 6&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+9+1-4 = 8 + 9 + 1 - 4 = 14&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+2+1 = 5 + 2 + 1 = 8&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187;! Nonlethal!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Indeed.

Seawolf Bruiser 11:<font color="#000000">Roll that crit!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">That should be 33, though?

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">Hello crit. &#171; &#160;1d20+9+1-4 = 10 + 9 + 1 - 4 = 16&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The damage on each hit gets divided in half, with the upper value going to the non-cleric.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So 5/6 split for each hit.

Seawolf Bruiser 11:<font color="#000000">Drat! No confirmation, though I'm sure that arrow to the knee will be making this wolf reconsider his career choices. When he's not, you know, in a snarling, bloody rage.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">18 for Sszeyl, then.

Tathi has received initiative.Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">Done!

RAM:<font color="#990000">Seawolf: &quot;I used to be an adventurer, until I took an arrow to the knee.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">*pirate, not adventurer.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi shoots off a series of dazzling bolts, each one zipping through the air shaped and flying like autumn leaves! &#171; &#160;1d4+1+1d4+1+1d4+1 = 4 + 1 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 1 = 13&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for 11, &#171;  &#160;1d4+1+1d4+1 = 4 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 7&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for the shaman!!

Aelian: <font color="#7f00ff">(( done! ))

Miron has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Perheps de pirates schould chust leaf us alone?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Italics were supposed to be on leaf...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Like they'd leave the shipping lanes alone if we left them alone?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Burn under the light of justice, pirate scum!&quot; The light around Miron congeals into two bright points on his fingertips! &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 11 + 4 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+4 = 4 + 4 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;It vas a pun.&quot; -_-

Seawolf Bruiser 11:<font color="#000000">One slams into the raging wolf for &#171; &#160;1d6 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage!

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">6/10, didn't shout about St. Cuthbert enough. *BRICKED!*

Seawolf Shaman 2:<font color="#000000">Ow ow ow ow hot hot HOT

Seawolf Shaman 2:<font color="#000000">.... hmmmmmm. Amayan, you look tasty.

Seawolf Shaman 2:<font color="#000000">Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 15 + 9 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+3 = 4 + 3 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and two claws &#171;  &#160;1d20+3 = 7 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+3 = 9 + 3 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 4 + 1 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&gt;:O

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 10 + 7 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Will save...

* Thomas Lazarus narrows his eyes.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Hmm.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu hokay, Svallowtail?&quot;

Seawolf Shaman 2:<font color="#000000">A solid bite managed to sneak through the ninja's defenses, but she dodged the claws.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;I can deal with this one, if you need to focus on the shaman.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;I fine. Masked man, you have shaman?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Our Shaman friend just entered the full-attack range of both Gamal and Thomas. ))

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now that I have no need to watch my back, he will fall.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( He is buttcreamed. ))

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Servink uf lead, komink right up.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Strum, strum~

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Why, Hatari, why. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( What did I do to offend you so much that you had to use the word buttcreamed. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( So many mental images. ))

Shankfang the Deffrider: <font color="#990000">(( I think it was quite appropriate. ))

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">I thought you were into that kind of t--*MORE BRICKS*

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">NEW WORD OF THE DAY EVERYONE. Buttcreamed.

* Gamal-Junayd drops almost all his defenses (no combat expertise, dodge on shaman) as he launches intoa full attack on the shaman

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">nonlethal still

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+14+AMod = 6 + 14 + -3 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+DMod = 5 + 6 + 1 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+14+AMod = 2 + 14 + -3 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;1d6+5+DMod = 2 + 5 + 1 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+9+AMod = 5 + 9 + -3 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+DMod = 1 + 6 + 1 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+9+AMod = 3 + 9 + -3 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;1d6+5+DMod = 5 + 5 + 1 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

TMG:<font color="#000000">......owwwww.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and the dice gods hate me

Seawolf Shaman 2:<font color="#000000">Even injured, he's a quick little bugger! At least one hit.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">done

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Liatai:<font color="#000000">Shankfang?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Kneecaps und elbows, tvo most painful joints to get schot out.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hope you don't need those joints there, buddy! &#171; &#160;1d20+15+1-5 = 12 + 15 + 1 - 5 = 23&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1+1 = 11 + 1 + 1 = 13&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;! Quickload! &#171; &#160;1d20+10+1-5 = 12 + 10 + 1 - 5 = 18&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1+1 = 7 + 1 + 1 = 9&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">At the Shaman.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Nonlethal, btw.

Seawolf Shaman 2:<font color="#000000">Oops. I guess he kind of did need them. To stand, if nothing else.

TMG:<font color="#000000">...shouldn't it be CRACK CRACK? it can't be dakka dakka, it's not fast and repetative enough. :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">:P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Does the fellow's flaming sphere persist?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">It can be whatever I want it to be, Techy.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Orks don't have &quot;Crack&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yeah I've been just barely holding off from pointing out there aren't even three shots, much less automatic ones. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">They have &quot;DAKKA!&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh!

Shaman's Flaming Sphere:<font color="#000000">POOF

TMG:<font color="#000000">Of course

TMG:<font color="#000000">&quot;DAK DAK&quot; then. :&gt;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Technically that should have gone away on the shaman's turn. :B

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And the flames from the--oh, whups, combat not over yet

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">excuse me a moment folks. gonna go make a snack as I missed lunch. :&gt;

Meany:<font color="#330000">One second.,

Meany:<font color="#330000">Neices.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Ugh.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Und hyu tought an arrow to de knee vas bad. At least doze don' replace you knee vith lead.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom sloughs off his shield and attempts to rush the final foe to finish this battle up! ((Two-handed, lethal, 2 point power attack, charging bard buffed single attack. &#171; &#160;1d20+11+1+1+2-2 = 14 + 11 + 1 + 1 + 2 - 2 = 27&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+12 = 1 + 12 = 13&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;))

Seawolf Bruiser 11:<font color="#000000">A mighty blow!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hah, you rolled a 1.

Seawolf Bruiser 11:<font color="#000000">... but still not enough to take this one out for the count?! Good grief!

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Done. ))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">What do you mean 'hah'? =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You are such a god damn pest today. *bricked*

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi! I vanish!&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Poof.

Tathi: <font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Crap did I already use that spell?&quot;

<font color="#7F00FF"> Tathi mutters in Elven..

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">And an invisible slash for the bruiser! &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 2 + 11 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+2+3d6 = 4 + 2 + 13 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; lethal

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">What? You gotta admit it's funny!

Seawolf Bruiser 11:<font color="#000000">Sheesh! Big AND quick!

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Actually, given its duration, it might still be active. DM's ruling.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">TWO-HANDED TWO-POINT BARD-BUFFED POWER ATTACK!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And rolled a 1 on damage.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt?

Meany:<font color="#330000">Back.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I think the dice gods are trolling us today.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I was just writing down all the modifiers for tracking's sake, not being dramatic. =3=

TMG:<font color="#000000">ack!

TMG:<font color="#000000">Sorry

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">The flames from the grenade earlier die down.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Not laughing at you, just the hilarity of the situation.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You're lucky this is all not happening! *fist* =3=

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">and...hrm. Not really anything he can do at the moment...

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Eh, pass

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You gotta catch me first! *hops on deffbike*

Meany:<font color="#330000">Doo dee doo.

Seawolf Bruiser 11:<font color="#000000">The wolf savagely mauls Sszeyl once more! Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 17 + 15 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+10 = 4 + 10 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and two claws &#171;  &#160;1d20+9 = 10 + 9 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+7 = 1 + 7 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+9 = 7 + 9 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+7 = 2 + 7 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;!

RAM:<font color="#990000">Dot dot dot...Ellipsis.

Sszeyl has received initiative.* Thomas Lazarus flinches once more. Atleast he's a pretty tough guy.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;At least you're competent. That's more than I can say for your friends on the boat.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dey barely put up a fight.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 17 + 8 = 25&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+8 = 14 + 8 = 22&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; Flurry punches, go!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Forgot my str mod last time.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">=w=

Seawolf Bruiser 11:<font color="#000000">Both hit!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d8+5 = 8 + 5 = 13&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 5 + 5 = 10&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187;

Seawolf Bruiser 11:<font color="#000000">Lethal or non?

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Boxing for the win.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Non.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Punch him in the schnozz!

Seawolf Bruiser 11:<font color="#000000">Very good, sir. =3= Ow.

Aelian has received initiative.TMG:<font color="#000000">that's deck him. :B

Tathi: <font color="#7f00ff">(( back! ))

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sszeyl, Thomas, are you okay?&quot; a disembodied voice asks.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Just in time!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Aelian and Tathi's turns.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It is not so bad, yet, that we need to worry.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;That is not a yes.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">Aelian quickly fires off a trio of arrows at the last one in the span of a heartbeat, and at point blank range to boot! &#171; &#160;1d20+11+1-4 = 1 + 11 + 1 - 4 = 9&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+2+1 = 5 + 2 + 1 = 8&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187;, &#171;  &#160;1d20+11+1-4 = 3 + 11 + 1 - 4 = 11&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+2+1 = 6 + 2 + 1 = 9&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+6+1-4 = 17 + 6 + 1 - 4 = 20&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+2+1 = 1 + 2 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; damage! Nonlethal!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;I am operating at one my capacity. Quite fine.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;That is not a yes either.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Lol1.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Yes, then.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+reflex = 17 + 11 = 28&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187;

Seawolf Bruiser 11:<font color="#000000">Only the last arrow manages to find its mark.

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Lia doesn't have fumble rules, dude. ))

Tathi has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;True. It's not. But we will be alright soon.&quot;

Seawolf Bruiser 11:<font color="#000000">-- Is this beast STILL upright?!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Tomas, hyu hef healink schpells ready, right?&quot;

Tathi: <font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Melee happy toads..&quot;

<font color="#7F00FF"> Tathi mutters under her breath as she draws out a wand.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">PEW PEW! Here comes some magic missiles at ya, wolfy! &#171; &#160;2d4+2 = 5 + 2 = 7&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; damage!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Mm.&quot; He's focused.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Done!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Goot.&quot;

Seawolf Bruiser 11:<font color="#000000">Well. He's upright.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He's mutating!!

Seawolf Bruiser 11:<font color="#000000">... but it doesn't look like he'll be for very much longer.

Miron has received initiative.Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron can't fire into melee without accidentally hitting someone... so he passes.

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Liatai:<font color="#000000">Guah, laggy init button. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Gamal!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">okay

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Finish him!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">lets finish this off, dodge on the guy just in case, step up, no expertise, nonlethal

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">or is that blocked by someone invisible?

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey! Watch step!&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Yes, there is someone invisible here.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so that blocks me and I have to go around or what?

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Gamal, you pig, trying to feel up a girl like that. You can't even see her! :P

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">You are standing on foot -- DX

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You can move through friendly occupied squares.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">yes but I can't fight from friendly

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Thank-you. =w=;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Oh, dere's Svallowtail!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so tumble into square next to him and make one attack

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Haloo Svallowtail!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">actually, since I can't make more than one..continue tumble till accross from thomas

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+14+AMod = 3 + 14 + -1 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+DMod = 2 + 6 + 1 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Seawolf Bruiser 11:<font color="#000000">OUCH. Even panting, bloodied beyond belief, and reeling, he STILL dodged it.

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hokay, den. Hy'll finish him.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">MOAR KNEECAPPING! &#171; &#160;1d20+15+1+1-4 = 8 + 15 + 1 + 1 - 4 = 21&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1+1 = 9 + 1 + 1 = 11&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;! Quickload! &#171; &#160;1d20+10+1+1-4 = 3 + 10 + 1 + 1 - 4 = 11&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1+1 = 11 + 1 + 1 = 13&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Nonlethal.

Seawolf Bruiser 11:<font color="#000000">And down he goes!

GM:<font color="#000000">Well done, adventurers. Combat is over!

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Phew! Everyone allright?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Thank you miss soulstealer. :3

GM:<font color="#000000">Now, do you want to keep init through the session, or roll anew each encounter?

* Thomas Lazarus watches the creature go down and looms for a moment.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Roll each new encounter. ^^;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Sounds good to me.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">SUDDENLY!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Ninja.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">eithers fine

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He jabs his blade in the ground and draws out his healing wand. Healing time.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt lets out a breath as the last one goes down. Quick on the take, he's already getting out three more manacles and passing them out.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Two paths..and another door...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;2d8+2 = 8 + 2 = 10&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; for Sszeyl, &#171;  &#160;3d8+3 = 15 + 3 = 18&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; for Tom, &#171;  &#160;1d8+1 = 5 + 1 = 6&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; for Swallowtail. :9

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thank-you.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Might want to heal them quick. By the way they were acting, I suspect they were barbarians. You know how they are when their anger runs out.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Taddi makes a goot point.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Not nearly enough. &#171; &#160;1d8+1 = 7 + 1 = 8&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; more for self and &#171;  &#160;2d8+2 = 8 + 2 = 10&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; more for Sszeyl.

* Gamal-Junayd looks over the door it look same as last two?

* Thomas Lazarus prods Swallowtail's shoulder with a Minor Wounds cure. 1 last HP get.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Precision healing on Sszeyl there. :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dey kould very easily succumb to der vounds ven der bloodrage ends.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Aand everyone should be back to full.

* Dr. Hatari marks off charges.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Quite a few paths. Where should we go?&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">The door looks quite similar to the other two. Grubbier, though.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">does it look like it hasnt been used as much?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy see tvo more padds, und a door.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">With the party taken care of, Tom takes Tathi's advice and assesses/stabilizes the seawolves as appropriate. Heal check: &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 16 + 10 = 26&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

GM:<font color="#000000">If anything, it looks like it's been used more. Lots of handprints and grime.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...hrm.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">'Hmm..this is a major path compared to previous doors. Anyone shine some light down those paths?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, what we can -not- have is leaving this hub, then some more hostiles coming from -another- path back here and freeing their buddies.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">After a bit of checking and dragging and dressing, Thomas murmurs, &quot; ..There.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks at Swallowtail.

GM:<font color="#000000">The shaman will wake within the hour -- 42/68 HP with 4 nonlethal damage keeping him out -- but the other two are stable and out cold.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;How often can you do that vanish-from-sight thing?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus frowns at the Shaman. &quot;...&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Four more today. Only for six seconds.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">'What about that wand we found? We could send someone to check the other two paths under that things power.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, I see. Well, you are still good at walking quietly, right?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ahh. Is clever, masked man.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Oh yeah, the magic wand doohicky...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy kan see in de dark, und be schneaky. Shell Hy scout vun uf de padds?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt shakes his head at shankfang. &quot;No no!&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus looks at Shankfang with the most incredulous look ever.

* Thomas Lazarus looks back to the captives.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just let someone use the wand on Swallowtail. She's the quietiest of all of us, I think.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Right, forgot about de vund.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..The shaman is drifting and fussing.. he'll awaken before too long.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;I will try. But cannot see in dark. Will need to rely on light they have, if any.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So give him another good knock on the head.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Ready to vanish, Swallowtail?&quot; Tathi asks, and holds up her hand- oh, she has the wand again.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=w=;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vell, dis path ends at less ten sixty feet.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..It's.. not.. a very..&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Be mindful. I have no idea how long the spells in this wand will last. Try to keep a hand in front of you.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh who am I kidding, I know consciousness doesn't work that way but the mechanics are as they are. =3=

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Le add &#171; &#160;1d8+4 = 1 + 4 = 5&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; nonleathal damage. :V

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Nerv pinch!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy kan go, instead. Hy'm not qvite a qviet, but Hy kan see in de dark.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ohey, if anyone could do it safely, it's the nerv-hitting monk. :U

Seawolf Shaman 2:<font color="#000000">37/68 HP.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Good one, sszeyl

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Only if he actually spent points on that skill.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Er, no shankfang, we -need- someone quiet...&quot;

Seawolf Shaman 2:<font color="#000000">Well, at least now he'll spend more than an hour unconscious.

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( There are no points to spend, and it's not a skill... :V ))

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy em chust puttink out anodder option.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Stealth I meant.

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Oh that. ))

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;I will go. Quick and quiet.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...hrm.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Anyone else good at sneaking that CAN see int he dark?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi, do you know if the seawolves can see in the dark?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus stands.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Yo.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;If they can't, then I don't think it likely they'd use those other two tunnels often if they don't keep them lit themselves.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Hrm..&quot; She ponders.

* Thomas Lazarus glances to Aelian.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 1 + 8 = 9&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; Knowledge, nature!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;hmm...they might be able to smell&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...wait a minute.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Like animals can&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sszeyl.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">LOLNOPE.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 12 + 7 = 19&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; knowledge nature!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy chust saeed Hy kan do both.&quot; -_-

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;You -can- see in the dark, I mean really see in the dark, can't you? And you're also decently good at walking silently?&quot;

You whisper to Ghostwish: They can smell anyone that comes within 30 feet of them.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Yes.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">None of us believe you.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">For good reasons. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Which is why I just volunteered.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Might want to be careful. They can smell you if you get too close.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Right then. Tathi, go ahead and bespell Sszeyl with the invisible wand thing.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Unless Move Silently can't be made untrained, which I'm pretty sure it can.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sszeyl, try not to engage in anything if you -do- see anything. Just run back to us.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Must fight the urge to punch him.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Repeatedly.

TMG:<font color="#000000">...yes it can, but you just admitted you don't have any ranks in it, therefore, you are not the ideal choice.

TMG:<font color="#000000">wait, punch who? Shank/ram or me? :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Gnogglebolt.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Yes, but I have +5 just from dex, which isn't bad

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Yes it is. =3=

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">+10 Move Silently. Your argument is invalid. =3=

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You're a ninja. You don

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">*don't count.

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Can we move along? ))

TMG:<font color="#000000">why? &gt;: He just said don't get into any fights while invisible and possibly drunk off the power of being invisible, and Sszeyl is well-known for biting off more than he can chew. :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">But yes. Let us continue. Tathi? :B

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot; I will need to buy night-vision potions when back in town. &quot;=w=;

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( This ooc bitching is getting tiresome. ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Perhaps that's something you should consider.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;C'mere, you silly ninja.&quot; Now you have to wonder what that sounds like in Amayan.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Why would someone want to punch you for that.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Now IC.

GM:<font color="#000000">... come to think of it...

GM:<font color="#000000">I hate to rain on the parade, but one of Tathi's forbidden schools is illusion, isn't it?

TMG:<font color="#000000">...erm...ghost?

TMG:<font color="#000000">There was a change of plans--uhoh

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">............ffffffffffffffffffff-

GM:<font color="#000000">Can she still use an illusion-spell wand?

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh no. xD

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Yes. XP

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">I.. believe she has to UMD it? I am not sure, actually.

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( We're doomed. ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Actually you just flat can't.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">give it to the bard\

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( So very doomed. ))

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">XD

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Bwaaaahahaha. Yah. Wizards don't even get UMD.

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Give it to the bard. ))

Edaric:<font color="#000000">0:3

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Give it to the bard. :V ))

TMG:<font color="#000000">only bards and rogues get UMD as a class skill, interestingly enough.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">... I'm just gonna see how many times meany will repeat what railock said. :&gt;

* Ghostwish twiddles thumbs. :3

* Ghostwish checks the weather.

GM:<font color="#000000">Get in-character, Ghostwish.

* Ghostwish checks his horoscope. &quot;Bricks huh?&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">:3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We are waiting on you, douche.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Ooo! What GM image is that? :P

GM:<font color="#000000">A smile with sharp teeth. Chop chop. :P

RAM:<font color="#990000">TrollGhost is troll.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Frog in the what-. It's hard to tell through the cursing, but Tathi seems to be having an issue with the wand. &quot;It's made through the exact same process!! Why would it be different!?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;What is problem?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Oh my.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Having difficulties?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">God I love this Snape voice.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi sighs, heavily, and looks over at Edaric. &quot;C'mere, you spoony bard. My neglect in the school of illusion is preventing me from using this wand.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Spoony? =3=&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;I will tactfully resist the urge to make a jibe about your bardic music remark now.&quot; :P

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Shutup before I cast METEO on you. :P

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Huh, Hy didn' know dat kould heppen.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">The wand itself is still invisible, right? :B

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Such is magic.&quot; She says, and carefully hands him the invisible wand.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Yes.

TMG:<font color="#000000">So it looks like Tathi's playing with the air. x3 Heh

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Already made that joke. XP

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... say, which end is the magic one? Just to be sure?&quot; &gt;.&gt;;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Oh gods that glare.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">Aelian is totally ruining your move silently checks with all that laughing.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;My eksperience vith magic iz mostly from my sorceress fiance, so i don' know so much about vizards.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;No, no.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus regards the stone doors mutely for a moment.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Please take your time.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Okay okay, I'll try.&quot; &#171; &#160;1d2 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;It is not as if we have a schedule.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Eyeflare. *_* Detectin' Evil.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Edaric points the wand toward Sszeyl... and vanishes.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... wrong end.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">XD

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Amusing.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">I need to make a fort save to not BUST A RIB.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt's hand meets his forehead.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ed, hyu so silly.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi facepalms dejectedly. &quot;Oh mercy, you weren't kidding.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Something taps your shoulder, Sszeyl, and you become invisible for five minutes as a disembodied chuckle is heard.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;I am going now.&quot;

You whisper to Dr. Hatari: No evil detected within your range of vision.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Ed, hey Ed!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;I shall take the eastern path, if no one objects.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Is empty.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;That's west.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Already checked.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Hm.&quot; Thomas walks back to his sword, tugs it from the ground, and cleans off the blade.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Clockwise. Never Eat Sour Watermelon. ;)

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( I stoped caring the same time you learned to type. =w= ))

Railock:<font color="#000000">http://io9.com/5898035/google-maps-quest-view-turns-your-commute-into-an-rpg?utm_campaign=socialflow_io9_facebook&amp;utm_source=io9_facebook&amp;utm_medium=socialflow

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Now down to business. ))

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... now how do you dispel this again? The only way I know is with a spell or attacking something...&quot; &gt;:d

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Before you were born???

Railock:<font color="#000000">google maps april fools joke..dragon quested the whole world

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hennyvay, Ed!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ed Ed Ed!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah Shank?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Tink uf hall de pranks ve kould pull vith dat vund.&quot; :3

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;As far as I know.. you can't.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks down the unlit pathways, listening and waiting for Sszeyl's return

* Thomas Lazarus recollects his shield and also watches and waits. &quot;...&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">You get no response... until Tathi speaks. &quot;Well, crap. That's good to know. Now who or what...?&quot; =w=

Edaric:<font color="#000000">You hear a thunk to the east. &quot;... well kicking the wall didn't work. Picky spell.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;I swear to the hunt, if you grab my ears..&quot; Aelian says, suddenly looking very paranoid.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Taking 10 on that Move Silently.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;10+7 = 10 + 7 = 17&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; =3=

* You roll to yourself: 1d20+9 =&gt; 17 + 9 = 26Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Hello.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Goodbye.

You whisper to Meany: Three heads swivel in your direction.

* Thomas Lazarus smirks faintly. &quot;We could arm-wrestle or something. I would be amused to see whether the spell discerns winner from loser to see if it dispels itself.&quot;

You whisper to Meany: Might want to make quick with that escape.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hmm, dat's not a bad idea.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Running.

Railock:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thunk the shaman again. extra protection to make sure he doesnt wake up.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">You all hear running.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Lots of running.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Now see, if they had done experiments like this back in the academy, I might have been more interested in illusion.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Problem?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ahh, drat, I was hoping to make the elves sweat a little more -- running noises.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ohey Sszeyl.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus glances south.

* Gamal-Junayd moves to guard against anything following

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">You know I'm still invisible, right?

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I'm using the Hidden token state.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Uhoh.&quot; Gnogglebolt perks up as his ears wiggle, and he tightens hold on his bombchucker.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You said we heard lots of running. =3=;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;&quot;Vy de runnink?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;''...Sszeyl? Is that you?''&quot; He whispers to the air.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Chimeras.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Elemental.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:O

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;They saw me.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Gun up!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, lovely.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Wait...did they see you, even invisible?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I guess we'll have to deal with them first..lights forward!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas immediately begins spellcasting.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Oh yes.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Were you detected?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Yes yes yes.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Less talk.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;More weapons.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Deed dey chase hyu?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh--!&quot; Gnogglebolt starts hushedly cursing in many languages, as he does, as he fumbles with his things.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Did not stop to check.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Fair enough.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Uuma dela, we can handle them.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20 = 11&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Listen check. Can I hear approaching CHimeras?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ack! Quick!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sszeyl, were any of them small and physica?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No, you don't.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Like, oru size?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;No.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;And made of flesh?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">number one thing I'm getting gamal next...a frigging light source. can't believe I forgot.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Larger.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">More cursing. There goes that idea.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;They looked like Giggles.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vell, Hy don' hear dem...&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;...g..giggles? ...dare I ask?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;But not stiched together.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Or at least, everyone can only assume it was cursing, due to the frustrated way in which Gnogglebolt speaks foreign words

TMG:<font color="#000000">waig, size of Giggles..okya, hold on

TMG:<font color="#000000">DM need a pause while I look somehting up

TMG:<font color="#000000">Real quick.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Long story,&quot; the bard's disembodied voice says. =w=;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;There was also an elemental.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Giggles?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;I didn't have time to get a look at it.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">'Shall we advance?&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">...crap. Okay then, DM, I need a ruling

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Get ready.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">hey, guys! I asked for a pause!

TMG:<font color="#000000">Railock, stop moving

Liatai:<font color="#000000">SPIT IT OUT.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">:\

TMG:<font color="#000000">GM, Giggles was only Large-size?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You've spent like 60% of your time budget asking for us to stop.

TMG:<font color="#000000">or was he bigger? I can't remember?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Giggles was large-size.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh, okay. Would you rule that, on a living specimen, caltrops would be effective?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You'll have to see, won't you?

TMG:<font color="#000000">well, Gnogglebolt -sould- be able to judge sizes and know...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Alright kids. Here comes a bunch of buffs for the whole party.

TMG:<font color="#000000">I'll make an Int check if you want, for that.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Just go.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Please get your ass out of the ooc.

Meany:<font color="#330000">And into some IC.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">YAY BUFFS!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas invokes a powerful Blessing of the Righteous over the party. Everyone's weapons become good-aligned and deal and extra 1d6 damage per strike. He also casts Mass Aid, giving everyone a +1 morale bonus to hit and &#171; &#160;1d8+9 = 3 + 9 = 12&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; temporary HP. And he casts Divine Protection, giving everyone +1 luck bonus to AC and saving throws. Phew.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Int check to judge spacially whether caltrops are big enough to affect something the size of a large animal, like chimeras. &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 5 + 5 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

GM:<font color="#000000">It's not just a size issue, you know.

GM:<font color="#000000">Now go.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">There's a cascade of holy energy wreathing around everyone.

GM:<font color="#000000">Shoo shoo.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Ooo, pretty!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;--Ready.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">At least it makes the bard somewhat visible.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">psssssssst. hey. hatari.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">....result of int check, please? Oh for the love of--fine, forget it.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Make a word bubble wiff all da buffs. :&gt;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt readies his bombchucker, but doesn't know what to load it with yet.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom marches on.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">DM move at your leisure, ma'am.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Lle auta yeste&quot; Tathi says.

TMG:<font color="#000000">wait a second

TMG:<font color="#000000">why are we moving forward?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Laggy motion, please hold.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">cause gamal and thomas are.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Seriously

TMG:<font color="#000000">If the things saw Sszeyl, aren't -they- coming to -us? This is a aperfect bottleneck here...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Because the Chimera's aren't coming for us.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">... seriously?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wait, everyone!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let them come to us!&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">They aren't coming.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Because they -are- coming for us.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Or not.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We heard them not coming.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dey hain't koming!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sszeyl said they saw him, they're coming!&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And these buffs don't last all day.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;You assume they're coming.&quot; She says, readying for battle as they spot the first ones.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If they aren't here already..they arent coming alone. And I'd rather not wait for someone to slip behind and order them to attack us while were dealing with the door.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;No, dey hain't.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">..okay, -now- who's doing all the info OOC and not IC?

GM:<font color="#000000">Indeed. They seem to be waiting in this hallway, and pounce forward with a roar as you appear!

GM:<font color="#000000">Roll init.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Initiative Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 11 + 6 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Meany:<font color="#330000">Listen, you.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((dexterity-10)/2) = 5 + floor((17 - 10) / 2) = 8&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; initiative!

Giggles-Cousin 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 11 + 1 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thank goodness. &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 6 + 1 = 7&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Oy vey. Init. &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 7 + 1 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Meany:<font color="#330000">Listen checks were rolled.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Is it time for fightink now? &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 18 + 5 = 23&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Initiative!

Meany:<font color="#330000">The results announced.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">REALLY? Same init? DURNIT.

Giggles-Cousin 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 7 + 1 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 2 + 5 = 7&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; initiative!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Admittedly.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I didn't roll one.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">But eh.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 6 + 2 = 8&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; Dex check!

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Damnit railock, quit switching dice with me. :P

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 1 + 7 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 2 + 1 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; invisibard go!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Invisibard fail. =3=

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi's dex is 17.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">pfft you've always had bad dice

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">What's with everyone rolling such bad init?

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Does.. anyone feel like we just made some god of chance angry?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy don't.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Oh, dere hyu are.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Thar we go.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Feuer frei! &#171; &#160;1d20+15+1-1 = 13 + 15 + 1 - 1 = 28&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1d6+1 = 12 + 6 + 1 = 19&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;! Quickload! &#171; &#160;1d20+10+1-1 = 5 + 10 + 1 - 1 = 15&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1d6+1 = 5 + 3 + 1 = 9&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;! All damage good aligned! Bang bang!

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Gnogglebolt... we are not to keep these alive too, are we?&quot; =w=;;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">At number 1.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm pretty sure that's an angry monster.&quot; He hefts his steel. &gt;:I

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Gamal! Could you hold back for just a little bit? I'd like to.. introduce.. these monsters to some copious amounts of pain.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy sure as hell hain't tryink to keep dem aliff.&quot;

Giggles-Cousin 1:<font color="#000000">The shot hits the creature's flank, just below its wing. The goat head turns to look, the lion head roars, and the dragon head's mouth sparks.

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Delay until after Tathi

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Both shots, or just the first?

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">crap, before I forget, knowledge arcana, yes?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah, forget them unless they back off on their own.&quot; Gnogglebolt grits his teeth.

Giggles-Cousin 1:<font color="#000000">Just the first.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Gotcha.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi pulls out a small, glass cone, pointing it towards the enemy, as she chants in elven, &quot;Ring wing!&quot;. Immediately afterwards, a blast of frigidly cold wind, ice, and water hits the area, dealing &#171; &#160;9d6 = 30&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; points of cold damage, reflex DC20 for half! (does allow SR)

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">ACK, misclicked, sorry!

Giggles-Cousin 1:<font color="#000000">One of them lopes forward, mouths agape!

Tathi has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Oh, hallo dere beastie.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Knowledge arcana for these, yes?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Aye!

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+20 = 16 + 20 = 36&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; Knowledge Arcana!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You are so lucky I don't have Shoot from the Hip yet.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">YES! Looking for paritcular weaknesses or resistences. :&gt;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Attack fast -- Pelor's holy might will smite it with each blow!&quot;

Giggles-Cousin 1:<font color="#000000">Chimeras are deadly predators that coordinate their claw attacks with their three heads to deadly effect, and they possess breath weapons based on the color of their draconic head. As these are red-dragon chimeras, you'd expect a 20-foot cone of fire. And yes, for Aelian, they are magical beasts. :3

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Gah. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Thawing meat for dinnah. ))

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">WEEEEEE

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Bugger, didn't think it would move so fast..&quot; Tathi mutters as she moves up close..

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 16 + 6 = 22&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; concentrate!

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Casting defensively..

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Holding up a small glass rod as she chants the phrase, &quot;Lanta en' kalale!&quot;, Tathi sunders the battlefield with a blinding blue streak of lightning! DC17 for half damage, or suffer the full &#171; &#160;9d6 = 37&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; damage!

Giggles-Cousin 1:<font color="#000000">OW OW OW &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 11 + 7 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Giggles-Cousin 2:<font color="#000000">You can see the creatures' bizzare skeletons briefly. &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 18 + 7 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;37/2 = 37 / 2 = 18.5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl whispers: Just a quick question. Has it been five minutes ic yet? :V

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Thank you.&quot; Tathi says to all the melee lovers. &quot;Now please, kill them quickly.&quot; She says.

Player &quot;Sszeyl&quot; is not connected.Player &quot;MeanyNope,&quot; is not connected. You whisper to Meany: Nope, you're still invisible. :3

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative. Sszeyl whispers: Excellent! And do I get another use of my belt yet?

You whisper to Meany: Yep! New encounter. :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vith pleasure.&quot; &gt;:3

* Gamal-Junayd falls into a stance he hasnt used before for a second before bursting into a flurry of danceing swordwork. Dervish Dance begun. Dodge on far chimera 2, auto tumble for full movement speed without attacks of opportunity, no combat expertise

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">1st strike

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+16+AMod = 2 + 16 + 3 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;2d6+8+DMod = 7 + 8 + 0 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Don't forget buffs!

Giggles-Cousin 1:<font color="#000000">Hit!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">2nd

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">they are in there

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">ah, mkay

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+16+AMod = 12 + 16 + 3 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;2d6+7+DMod = 11 + 7 + 0 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Giggles-Cousin 1:<font color="#000000">Hit!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+11+AMod = 12 + 11 + 3 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;2d6+8+DMod = 6 + 8 + 0 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Hrm.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">spin back for another loop hit while flanking

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">These things have 10ft reach, right?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+11+AMod = 12 + 11 + 3 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;2d6+7+DMod = 11 + 7 + 0 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I hope not.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and to end the dance...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">done

Giggles-Cousin 1:<font color="#000000">And down it goes, well and truly dead, its three necks neatly sliced open, and with a wing cut clean off for good measure.

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Did you remember your +1d6 damage? :B ))

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">yes

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Nize.&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Unless he deals 2d6 all the time. ))

* Swallowtail looks impressed. :o

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Grand show of swordsmanship!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;See how much nicer it is when they've been softened up first? Gamal could have sliced that one up and served it for dinner!&quot;

Sszeyl has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">The elf-kin golf claps.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Gamal seems to be humming as he's dancing. off tune, but humming very happily

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Hrm.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Darnit, can't charge.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Oh well.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt watches the bloody show uneasily. &quot;... Now I really hope these things aren't smart or not-savage enough to consider backing off, that one didn't even have a chance... &quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Do get over it.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">The Drow blurs forward.

TMG:<font color="#000000">You didn't hear that, you ran off.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Tech, please don't tell others what they heard and didn't hear.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It's not a long distance to be heard.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Warning number 1.

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Hrm. ))

* Thomas Lazarus flicks his eyes towards Gnogglebolt. &quot;..'Tis a monster, friend. A Chimera.&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Reading is a standard action, si? :d ))

TMG:<font color="#000000">right, I'll keep it as internal monologue next time. oy....

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Reading, or readying?

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( I'm wondering if I could Ready a flurry. ))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Such abominations have no place in nature and threaten the civilizations of all.&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Readying. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Sorry. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Trying to get more work out of that class feature. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'm... not certain. Does a flurry require a full attack, or just a standard action?

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Full, I believe?

* Ghostwish checks.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">ful

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(don't like conversations in combat, but responding anyway...) Gnogglebolt shoots a disapproving glance at Thomas. &quot;I don't judge something based on where they came from. Only by what they do.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Then, since you moved, no readying a flurry. You could ready a punch, though. Or a maneuver.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I ready a Mountain Hammer unarmed strike for when/if this thing passes by me in range.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Done. :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy'm pretty sure chimeras are evil, brodder.&quot;

Giggles-Cousin 2:<font color="#000000">And that time is now.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Right now, what it is doing is trying to eat us.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dat, too.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus rolls his eyes. &quot;Very well.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Mountain HAMMER!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Watch it miss again.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 16 + 9 = 25&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; Drow strike for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4+1d6+2d6 = 2 + 4 + 1 + 6 = 13&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; damage that bypasses DR and Hardness.

Giggles-Cousin 2:<font color="#000000">HIT!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">W00T!

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Chimeras. Evil, capracious creatures. They only have enough intellect to further enhance their evil.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Dragonhead just got suckerpunched.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Truth be told, I didn't know any of that. It was the three monster heads and wings on a lion's body that tipped me off to the whole abberation thing.&quot;

Giggles-Cousin 2:<font color="#000000">The creature's dragon head blinks dazedly as it is struck from nowhere -- but now its keenly visible target is within its grasp. The lion head tries to bite Sszeyl! &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 18 + 12 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d6+4 = 6 + 4 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Tought so. In vich kase, Hy tink most here vould agree to chase it down even if it deed run.&quot;

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Hit.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">:V

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">And 5 damage down the middle.

Giggles-Cousin 2:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl takes 5, Thomas takes 5, and I think that's a shave of temporary HP off both of you.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Actually, it's a magical monster, not truly amoung the ranks of the freaks and the whatsits, but, eh, semantics.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Oh ho ho, I could tell you about some aberrations.. the gibbering mouther, for example..&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Some other time, perhaps.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">To clarify, Thomas was using aberration as a word and not a meta monster type. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;We have things to do.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">I once one-shotted a Gibbering Mouther.

TMG:<font color="#000000">oh farking--

TMG:<font color="#000000">crap, lost what I was typing.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Is dat as nasty as it sounds?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Depends on whether or not you listen to it.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;So, earplugs?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt rolls his eyes irritably at everyone as they talk. &quot;''Well ezxcuse me if I'd rather know that on indivdual case-by-case rather than assume of a group. like, i don't know, some small greenskinned people, or a type of elf with dark skin.''&quot; He clatters forward under the weight of the cargo pack, pulling out another small cloth sack, and tosses it at the second Chimera. Ranged touch attack on the chimera! &#171; &#160;1d20+7-4+1 = 18 + 7 - 4 + 1 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">If that hits, the Chimera is now ENtangled (and all that applies) Also make a DC 15 reflex save or be glued to the floor

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;.. You know, I'm not sure if that would work enough. Thanks for the new research topic!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">*would work or not. wtf fingers

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;As I said.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Do get over it.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">And end turn

Giggles-Cousin 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 3 + 7 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Giggles-Cousin 2:<font color="#000000">GLUED!

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Awww, the poor little drow is annoyed. How cute.&quot;

Aelian has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu are velcome, Taddi!&quot; :3

* Thomas Lazarus frowns. &quot;Those are examples of people For god's sakes, man, that is a Chimera. It has a red drake's head roaring at us!&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">Oh you are SO mine.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">Aelian nocks two arrows at once and fires at the chimera, at point blank range to boot!! &#171; &#160;1d20+9+1 = 10 + 9 + 1 = 20&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+6+1d6 = 4 + 6 + 5 = 15&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+9+1 = 13 + 9 + 1 = 23&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+2+1d6 = 5 + 2 + 5 = 12&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187;!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(man, there is -way- too much conversation in this combat, but I keep getting drawn into it myself. &gt;_o )

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Wow! Thomas, that spell of yours really is something!&quot;

Giggles-Cousin 2:<font color="#000000">Aelian's study of magical creatures has served him well. One arrow lodges in the goat head, and one lodges in its wing joint!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh talk during combat all you want. I don't restrict it.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">It's called battle dialogue.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Talking is a free action. :3

TMG:<font color="#000000">oh yes, and with -4 Dex from Entanglement, the chimera has 2 less AC as well, if that matters for anyone else's attacks

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Tomorrow we're going to discuss drapes during a dragon fight.

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;So, I've been thinking about the decorations at the new tree home. How're you with green drapes, Aelian?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why are you talking about drapes -- there's a chimera right there.&quot; =3=;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Just so long as we have shag rugs!&quot; Okay I'm kidding now. XP

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Orange is more your colour. Perhaps a burgandy.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;That's a fall color, silly.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">:&gt;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy don' know much about drapes.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">ehhhh okay if the DM says so. &quot;For the love of Garl, Thomas, all I'm saying is if something stops trying to fight me, I'm not going to keep fighting it. Nor did I really -expect- that to happen here. I simply always leave that option open.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oop, nature calls, one moment. Carry on.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas advances a fair ways before thrusting an open palm out towards the Chimera and grunting -- a golden impact strikes the creature's hide! &#171; &#160;4d6 = 20&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; holy damage, DC 15 will save for half.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Yes, and it's quite underwhelming, really.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;It's vay over dere, tangled in a net und glued to de floor.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Giggles was much more dangerous.&quot;

Giggles-Cousin 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 17 + 6 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; I can roll Will at least.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;We had to use an elemental gem on him.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I'm just hoping someone with a light source moves up so we can find those elementals that are meant to be with em

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy don' tink it's much uf a treat hennymore.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Singular.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Really, now it chust feels like ve're pickink on it. Hy kinda feel bad.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;As do I.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Not enough to stop, though.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Oh, definitely.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">His gauntlet smolders slightly. To Gnogglebolt, he remarks calmly, &quot;Very well.. you're entitled to that stance.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;But as an Inquisitor and agent of the people's safety, I cannot let such unnatural monsters go free to range about and prey on passers-by. It's my duty.&quot;

VAE whispers: AFAIK, if the argument fires up again, Miron will probably join in, on the side of Thomas and other such. There's no value in keeping it alive, the law doesn't say anything either, and it could bite everyone in the ass if it returns.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;I will more than gladly point out which ones are dangerous and which ones aren't!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Aaand Thomas-respect/trust just took another dive. Gnogglebolt just grits his teeth and continues on.

VAE whispers: I'd write something myself but haven't been following long enough, besides am not thinking I run in miron mode well enough ATM

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Eidder vay, dis vun iz definately schtill tryink to eat us.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">*Gnogglebolt doesn't say anything aloud, though, and continues on

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Hy vonder how Chimera tastes?&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd just seems lost in the dance, oblivious to anything but the dance and the enemy

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It can take as many dives as you like. Sometimes protecting the world from horrible flesh-eating red-eyed monsters isn't all glamorous and gallant. They could cause a Redtree all on their own.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Given this is a red-type, probably spicy.&quot;

VAE whispers: Screw it, i'm joining in

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Huh. Vun uf hyu vill hef to lemmee know if hyu get de chance. Vegetarian und hall.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Oh, there are ways around that.&quot;

Giggles-Cousin 2:<font color="#000000">The creature roars as the holy light sears into it.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;I've heard tell of something called tofu.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Bland stuff, but it absorbs flavor redily.&quot;

You whisper to VAE: By all means. :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Made from beans.&quot;

Miron has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Tofu, huh?&quot;

You whisper to VAE: Heck, it's even Miron's turn. :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy vill hef to try dat.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Brother Thomas is right. Look, we have wasted quite enough time deciding the possible fate of an abomination. Say, Gnogglebolt, do you hold tribunalls before killing a leech on your leg, or a rabid dog? &quot;

* Thomas Lazarus sighs in exasperation.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;I'm all for mocking the combat ability of a chimera.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I did not mean to provoke a 'thing'. Please, let's just proceed.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Can we get back to more important things now?&quot;

You whisper to VAE: Shall I take this attack, or would you like to?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Like schooting?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Come on, I've got rugs to pick out and everything!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;But there is an elemental in the next room over.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Perhaps the sealed one?&quot;

VAE whispers: play it off, keyboard cat. I'm not quite set in the situation, just looked around this place

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Sealed?&quot;

* Dr. Hatari poked the init bar. =3=

You whisper to VAE: ... crud, I can't remember the chant Miron usese for Sound Burst.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">She's typing.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Let it flow.

VAE whispers: ok, wait a moment

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Just curious. It's been a while.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;That reminds me. Spices!&quot;

VAE whispers: Saint Cuthbert, you who hear of all wrongdoings, grant me the voice of the Cudgel that Never Forgets.

* Thomas Lazarus looks over his shoulder slowly.

Miron:<font color="#000000">The archivist strides forward. &quot;Saint Cuthbert, you who hear of all wrongdoings, grant me the voice of the Cudgel that Never Forgets!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Apparently the rug and spice and small talk is registering all at once.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">o_o;;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">There's that grin again. It's like she's chewing on your soul.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d8 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; sonic damage on the chimera!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Spices?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">also a fort save, remember?

Giggles-Cousin 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 9 + 9 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Fort...

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Of course. We always have fine spices.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;I know a merchant in Thalinde who has some good spice.&quot;

Giggles-Cousin 2:<font color="#000000">The creature seems to be bleeding from all six ears... won't be long now before it falls!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">=3=

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Good! Shankfang, kill that thing so we can go shopping!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Go Swallow!

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">I cannot get close enough!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vith pleasure.&quot; &gt;:3

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Did you try working the shaft?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Finishing strike! &#171; &#160;1d20+15+1-1 = 15 + 15 + 1 - 1 = 30&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1d6+1 = 11 + 4 + 1 = 16&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;! Quickload! &#171; &#160;1d20+10+1-1 = 18 + 10 + 1 - 1 = 28&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1d6+1 = 10 + 4 + 1 = 15&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;! Eat lead!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt watches the chimera...question. with the weirdness of 'turns', can't tell what it's doing for real, but can you abstract what it's like right now? Still agrresively snarling and swping at anything it can reach, or is it laying down, trying to cover its head or something? (and to be very, absolutely clear, neither myself OOC -or- Gnogglebolt IC actually expects the second one. Just asking the question.)

RAM:<font color="#990000">...Cute.

RAM:<font color="#990000">&quot;Naaaaaaiiiil, who is it?&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">&quot;Someone asking how to use the dragon balls.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">&quot;Did you tell him to work the shaaaaaaaaft?!&quot;

Giggles-Cousin 2:<font color="#000000">Well, right now, it's dead.

Giggles-Cousin 2:<font color="#000000">But of course it was swiping and snarling. It's a chimera. =w=;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">=3= the joke is much older than that, youngster. XP

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Let's seriously trim some of the OOC please. It's harming the mood and progression speed.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Yes, I know.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Out of combat?

GM:<font color="#000000">Combat is over, yes.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Right! So, what was this about an elemental?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Hurry up.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">As the second one goes down, Gnogglebolt lets out of breath. 'For the record, since that chimera didn't seem to give up the fight, no, I'm not unduly worried that it's now dead.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy kan't see it from here.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Hrm. Looks watery.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Contrary to what you all believe, I'm not actually insane. Seems I just have an exceptionally poor way of articulating myself.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Thought it was a wind.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd is continusing his dance, still seems lost ot it, looking for a new foe

Bound Water Elemental:<font color="#000000">A glowing rune circle sits in one corner of this large room and floating in the center, with blue crackling lines of arcane energy going toward it, is a vaguely humanoid-shaped glob of water.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">By the way, Gamal.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;And hang on--I'm going back to check the main hub. Need to make sure that nothing's coming through that used door.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang strolls right up to the sealed elemental, looks up...

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;''Aiya! Ed' i'ear ar' elenea!''&quot; Tathi exclaims.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Enjoy some Dancing Lights around you.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And waves.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Unless someone else would rather check.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Haloo!&quot; :D

Bound Water Elemental:<font color="#000000">The elemental does not respond.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">whats the light radius on those?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;....wait a minute...is that...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">5ft. =w=

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Gnogglebolt, get back here!&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus sighs lightly and assumes a non-confrontational tone, &quot;I understand. I did not accuse you of such. Your live and let live stance is admirable. I'm simply saying.. I think this type of beast is simply too dangerous and aggressive to be let loose. It's almost as bad as a fiend or an undead.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Do you speak the tongue of water?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt rushes forward. &quot;is...could this bee...the source of the island cloak?&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd slows down as his dance ends...and stops, panting from the strain

* Thomas Lazarus raises a brow. &quot;...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang zontinues to wave, waiting for a response.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Haloo? Kan hyu hear me?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;... I speak water-tongue.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">''&quot;That does it. I'm picking up all the elemental tongues.&quot;'' Tathi says in elven.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas mentally consults his studies on outsiders. :. Knowledge: Planes &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 8 + 10 = 18&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt winces at Tathi. &quot;Actually...I do not. It's based off of -your- kind's prose-speech, and I don't know any of them...but it might know the others.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Really? Curious. I did not know it took after elven.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hrm.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Aren't any of our casters able to use Tongues? =w=&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is it evil?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Ed?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just look at this and tell me if this is the source of the magic anti-dragon fog.&quot; MMeanwhile, Gnogglebolt looks at the thing and cycles every language he knows.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;I speak water-tongue,&quot; Swallowtail snaps, a little louder.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;That would be the bard's speciality, yes.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas had been acting as though he assumed it were not evil, but, at Gamal's request, he invokes his powers to confirm. Detect Evil.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi has a long look at the runes. Check needed?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Lagcheck :50?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Feedback request flooding the DM. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Common, GNome, Halfling, Dwarven, Draconic, Goblin, Orc, Gnoll, Giant, Auran, Terran, broken Ingan.

Meany:<font color="#330000">:BBB

Meany:<font color="#330000">:49

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(when the DM is able to process) Does the water figure make -any- visible reaction to any of them?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:49 at :51.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">aaand nevermind. :.

VAE whispers:, just so you know, the control of Miron is back to you again =^.^=

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Let's say, :51 lagcheck?

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Ah! You do! Could you try and build a rapart with this elemental? It's not wise to just cut them loose without at least asking them not to kill you.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt jumps and looks to Swallowtail. &quot;Ah--you do? Excellent! See if you can communicate with it, please.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">....uhoh.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Lialagcheck :50

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">MMmf! Hi ninja. :P

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;But if it's not evil, it doesnt deserve to be bound.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:50 at :52. -.-

TMG:<font color="#000000">....crap

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">yeah I'm getting conc- well, no, there she is.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Aww, damn lag.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">.. wait, was that a response or a check? :51

TMG:<font color="#000000">DM buffer overflow.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">CRAP.

RAM:<font color="#990000">HUGHESNEEEEEET! *shakes fist*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:51 at :52.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">COME RAM. BRING YOUR C4. WE GO TO HUGHESNET. &gt;:(

TMG:<font color="#000000">Let's slow down a bit, let the DM catch up...

TMG:<font color="#000000">Lialagcheck again at 52

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">ffffffffffff- :52

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:52 at :52, yay.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Seems she's catching up, at least.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Ohey there Lia!

Bound Water Elemental:<font color="#000000">First off, Thomas! It is not evil.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Welcome back to the present!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">:53

Bound Water Elemental:<font color="#000000">Tathi, a Spellcraft check will be needed to assess the runes.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:53 at :53.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 13 + 14 = 27&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; spellcraft! -5 if its necromancy or illusion, +2 if it's evocation!

Meany:<font color="#330000">I just noticed.

Meany:<font color="#330000">The elemental has mammaries.

Meany:<font color="#330000">:BBB

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">I.. don't even see a human form in it..

TMG:<font color="#000000">Neither do I. :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">it has a vary vague female form

Meany:<font color="#330000">Your eyes need to be checked then.

TMG:<font color="#000000">I think I vaugely see a head, but that's it

Meany:<font color="#330000">:&gt;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Very vaguely

Bound Water Elemental:<font color="#000000">The elemental does not respond to any of Gnogglebolt's languages... but when Swallowtail speaks up, the glob of water shivers, and a sound like waves against a sandy shore is heard.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">To Gamal, mostly, &quot;It's not evil. Elementals are not my planar specialty.. but.. I'm passingly familiar. Usually they're unconcerned with mortal concepts of right and wrong. They're simply not very much like us.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">oh wait, is it turned to the side?

Meany:<font color="#330000">Yep.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;... it is saying 'help me.'&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">I kinda see it, yeah.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;In any case, no, it's not evil. I can say that with certainty.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks excited as it responds to Swallowtail.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Den vat are ve vaiting for?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well then..it's bound here and is probably just as much a slave as anyone you seek from teh redtree book...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;How do ve let it out?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Right, it needs help.&quot; Now, what does Tathi need to do to release this? Dispel magic? Rub Sszeyl's face all over the runes?

* Gamal-Junayd steps forward and attempts to slice his sword into whatever hte runes are, if nothing else, to possiblydisrpt them

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;I can break the rune.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Okay, everyone, let's wait just a moment and think here. We can take very good advantage of this situation if we do this properly.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Namely.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;If this thing -is- aintaining the anti-dragon fog...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Kan ve chust...rub avay de runes?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;We can bring in Max, and maybe Salishea herself, -right away-&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Ohey, Gamal just attacked the runes.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Can we prepare to contact them now, just before we release it?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;This is our real job, not necessarily fighting the pirates. The dragons can do that.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas pays the elemental relatively little heed. He's more concerned with keeping an eye out in the largely unsecured room.

You whisper to Ghostwish: The circle seems to be an elemental binding circle -- likely created by something akin to a Planar Binding spell. Dispel Magic, targeted on the circle, will take care of it, as will rubbing out the runes -- beware of magical backlash if you do that -- or, you can destroy the four crystals that the magic tethers seem attached to.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It'd take a while, but, yes. Assuming this is the ward. The sending spell takes about ten minutes to cast. Max gave Tathi a scroll with it.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Right? Everyone like the idea of some dragon backup?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Allright, your list of choices. Well, after Gamal's done eating backlash, because that's what happens when you attack the runes.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Gamal, roll a Will save.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Will Save : &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 4 + 4 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi, can you tell us if this is really the ward, or something else?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;I can take them out with a spell. Once. However, there's four power sources nearby powering these things. I suspect crystals. That's usually the standard fare.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">You take &#171; &#160;2d6 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; electricity damage as the runes spark and spit arcane backlash at you before glowing brighter again.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Or, wait, DM, did you mean just for this circle?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt yelps at the sudden activity.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Den ve chust need to destroy de power sources, yah?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Next time, Gamal? Wait for the wizard's wisdom.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">There are, indeed, four crystals inside this circle. The magical tethers that are tied to the elemental have their other ends tied to the crystals.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;And this is why we don't just go smashing thigns without knowing what they do first, Gamal!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm...that..didnt work too well.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;This is why we think things through.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Shankfang?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Target, crystals. Fire at will.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;WAIT!&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Everyone should back up first.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hold it!&quot; Gnogglebolt suddenly looks extremely concerned.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Corellon help me, what?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus looks over. &quot;...?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vaaaaaaat?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot; Tathi. Tathi. Ow. Off my foot please. &quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wait just a minute. I know the pirates have had silly things going on so far, but I -still- would rather overestimate than underestimate them. If we free the elemental, -right now-...wouldn't it be smart on the pirate's part to have something that would instantly alert them?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy tink de poor elemental hes been in dere long enough.&quot; &gt;_

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;OH! Sorry Ed! Still invisible?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yep.&quot; =w=;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;The wizards said target them, dont see why we can't now. It's a slave just like all those other captives, more so by far than the mosntrous chimeras ou just sought to protect...but now you dont want to free it as soon as possible? Is your compasison only extend to living and breathing things?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;So, can we say, wait ten minutes for that contacting Max with the ten-inute spell first, -then- free it?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Gnogglebolt.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Sounds reasonable.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;We don't know if this is the only binding.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks at gamal critically. Hopefully what he just said explains things.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt blinks.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Gnogglebolt, Hy'm pretty sure dey already know ve're here. My gun hain't eksactly qviet.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Don't even know if this is the only binding? Er...well. Can you spend some time and study it?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Remember. They're covering an island with these things. I would be very impressed if this is the only one.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I just don't want to go into this with no information. Like we did with the ship.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Mmmmm noms :9

Bound Water Elemental:<font color="#000000">The blob of water shudders again, and the same surf-sighing sound is heard.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Well..&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Spend more time with it in captivity when it isnt even hostile enough to snarl or swipe at us? Just free it already.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;And no, I will not. Because right now, I see a creature that is the very essence of the wilds, held prisoner and slave, and I want it freed first and not after. It might even help us.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We could just ask it.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks at Shankfang. 'Your gun has a limited distance it can be heard. I'm concerned about the pirates having something that will instanlty and immediately tell each and every one the elemental is free.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If they do..let them come.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Swallowtail, what did it say?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy tink hyu are givink de pirates too much kredit. Svallowtail, vat deed it chust say?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Same as before -- 'help me.'&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If this is the kind of defenses they have when they have had their flagship stolen, they are not that much of a threat beyond the wards.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt cradles his head, his voice rising in pitch and irritation. &quot;I'm not meaning anything about trying to keep it captive, I just don't want every single pirate on the island to know where we are, right now! Like I said, better to overestimate than underestimate.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Underestimating gets us killed, or at least makes oru job harder than it has to be.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Shankfang, fire!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I just want information first before acting.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;And vat if de elemental is in pain right now?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Well.. it is begging us.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Sszeyl rolls his eyes.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy sure don' vant to ekstend dat.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">FIRING!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;After this.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Need attack rolls, Lia?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt just covers his face in exasperation.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;We all need a break from one another, obviously.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I do need damage rolls, but no attack rolls.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Is Thomas bonus still active?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It is.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep!

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Annnnd it's time to order pizza!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom looks about the cavern again. &quot;...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">*BANG* *Click* *BANG* *Click* *BANG* *Click* *BANG* *Click*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Swallowtail, ask it if there are any more like it around here, quickly please...&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt watches as Shankfang starts shooting the crystals

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;4d6 = 10&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;4d6 = 10&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;4d6 = 11&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;4d6 = 21&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; All these bindings.. there's a powerful arcanist on this island, somewhere.&quot;

* Swallowtail speaks in the elemental tongue -- and before the elemental can answet, there is a sudden flash of light.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Maybe a couple, Thomas.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;However.. these shamans we've been meeting.. if enough of them-&quot; But she gets cut off by the flash of light.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">DAKKA!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Dak Dak. :B

Bound Water Elemental:<font color="#000000">You can feel the floor rumbling a little beneath you, and as soon as one crystal is gone, the elemental uncurls, lashing out with a watery limb at the remaining ones.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">DAKKA!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Haloo!&quot; Wave wave wave!

Bound Water Elemental:<font color="#000000">The circle's runes are washed away, and now, a tall humanoid shape of water stands before you, legs trailing away into a growing puddle.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well that certainly gets his attention. He grips his weapon and shield a bit more tightly, but doesn't raise them. He frowns and regards the creature silently. &quot;...?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Er, swallowtail, please quickly ask it if it can stay here and answer our questions, explain we want to stop the ones who did this to it...

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;And apologize for the delay in its freedom. We had some amoungst us who did not understand.&quot;

Bound Water Elemental:<font color="#000000">The creature speaks in a sigh and a rumble like the surf against a rocky coast, and Swallowtail bows her head, replying.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;The spirit thanks us, and wishes to ask us a boon.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:D

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Of course! Would it be willing to answer a few questions concerning its captors as well?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;A boon each, or chust vun total?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt blinks. &quot;Er...tell it we will be glad to help, but can it answer a few questions first? First and most importantly, ask it if it was being forced to sustain a spell that prevents dragons from seeing the island.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;It speaks of three other spirits bound within these caves,&quot; she translates as the elemental speaks.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt's eyes go wide.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;I knew it!&quot; Tathi says gleefully.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's times like this I hate being right&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now we're in real trouble.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hm..&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;There's no way these shmucks could make a spell to cover such a wide area with just one binding!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So...three more eh? shouldn't be too hard.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Its time among us is short, but it will direct us to one other, if we are quick.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;This is very, very bad.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;So, ve hef more elementals to saff! Hy em likink dis adventurink schtick!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ask it if the ones who bound it know if it is free.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Yes, please do! Perhaps we can follow a series of freed elements to our objectives!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hurry.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;It does not know.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt groans again.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ack, barking dog.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;We'll have to assume that if the seawolves didn't know we were here before, they do now...&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus glances at the Gnome as he makes his token remark. &quot;...&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just great..&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Vy?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy see no reason to assume dat.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">It's like his catch phrase, isn't it?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We've been wiping the floor with them. Have a little faith.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Speaking of which, we should move our prisoners to the galley before moving on.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Shankfang..can you check if theres anything else in this cave? back in the nooks and crannies? since you can see in the dark.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes, I was just going to say. We need to go back and grab the prisoners.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Well, before that, let's have our wet friend lead us to the next elemental.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hokay!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Make sure no other seawolves stuble across them and free them.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Scout Orc scouts!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">*Stumble

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;It would be very bad to fight the same ones twice.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Its time is limited. Manacled prisoners are not.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dis path goes far.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus glances off east and frowns. &quot;.. Worse than Barbarus..&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah..not good. lets check the other branch, see if it looks like they meet up&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Swallowtail, ask it for directions to the next elemental.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy don't vanna risk running into more pirates.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt glares at Shankfang.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Door!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Should've thought of that before you jumped the gun, hey?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Oh schut up, brodder. Hy didn' jump henny gun.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;I.. just had an odd thought cross my mind.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Has anyone else noticed how.. massive these caverns are?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Swallowtail?&quot; Gnogglebolt looks back to her, waiting for her to talk to the elemental.

Gamal-Junayd whispers: theres a fog of war error, I'm seeing a chunk of tables north of where we are in the cave

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;De caves go verrah far.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Lia's afk.

TMG:<font color="#000000">...oh, whups

TMG:<font color="#000000">right

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Don't go too far, Gamal.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah..we'd need an army practically to hold every twise.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Not what I was getting at, not quite.. Big cave.. big owner.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Peekink down dis odder path.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh dear.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hold on.

* Thomas Lazarus looks incredulous. &quot;..It could just be a cave. I doubt the owner makes it in their own size.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Dog was barking for good reason.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Anodder door.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I..can't see my token anymore

Liatai:<font color="#000000">HOLD STILL

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Certainly.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Or these are simply natural volcanic caves...&quot; (darn, don't have knowledge geology. :B )---!!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Uhoh! D: * TMG all stops

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The cat's stuck behind the washer.

RAM:<font color="#990000">D: Liatai:<font color="#000000">I have no idea how she got back there, but she can't get out. One moment.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Good Shadow! :O

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Better go save her. =w=;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ohno! Go rescue cat! D: Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Welp, we're paused. :3

RAM:<font color="#990000">Super Lia to the rescue!

Meany:<font color="#330000">Makin' dinner.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Cat rescued!

RAM:<font color="#990000">:D

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Yay!

TMG:<font color="#000000">now waiting for lia to catch up and process everything...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">My guess is she was exploring the limits of her newfound leaping ability and jumped on the washer, not expecting the slippery surface.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Shankfang ran off exploring half the map while you were afk. =w=;

Meany:<font color="#330000">Might want to just vworp sszeyl along.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Not in a position where I can move dynamically.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ack, cat's mewing again. =w=;;;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Explorer Orc explores!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You should probably hold off while the narrative feedback and planned encounters are disabled. =3=

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oof, and I see someone cleared fog to t he east.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh well.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d4 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Sorry.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Were you the intrepid explorer, sir?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">gamal was with shankfang

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Yes I was.

GM:<font color="#000000">Roll Reflex.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">at least until he moved to fast and my token disapeared heh

GM:<font color="#000000">Three times.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">both of jsut him?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 18 + 8 = 26&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Reflex!

GM:<font color="#000000">Just Shankfang.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Like a BAWS!

Meany:<font color="#330000">Oh dear.

GM:<font color="#000000">Where are those other two times?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 4 + 8 = 12&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Reflex!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 3 + 8 = 11&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Reflex!

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">D'ohohoho~

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">-_-

GM:<font color="#000000">Friends, let this be a lesson to you.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">At least that first roll was good.

GM:<font color="#000000">Explore when the DM is actually here, yes?

Meany:<font color="#330000">:B

GM:<font color="#000000">K-CHUNK.

GM:<font color="#000000">The floor opens wide beneath Shankfang, and he falls into a pit, taking &#171; &#160;1d6 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage. But oh, that's not all.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">That's it, next group comittee meeting, item on the agenda: no one goes off on their own, no one does anything unless everyone's ready. :B

GM:<font color="#000000">See, the trapdoor has a springloaded lid.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">D'ohohoho~ |3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Now to rescue the ork

GM:<font color="#000000">So Gamal, you just saw the floor open beneath Shankfang, he fell, and the floor closed up again over him.

GM:<font color="#000000">Shankfang, you are now in a dark, narrow pit.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Ow.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#330000">Filling with sand.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt blinks as he hears an odd noise from Gamal's direction.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Gamal? What just happened?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey...gonna need help here...Shank just..fell through the floor.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He can wait. What has the elemental been saying? =w= *bricked*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Heywhat?!&quot; D8

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Huh, dat vas onekspected.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I go as close to the trap as possible, and try to open it if I can,

GM:<font color="#000000">Strength check, good sir.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Strength Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 1 + 2 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">lol nope

GM:<font color="#000000">No dice.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Hahah.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Nope.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">*Click*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">*BANG!*

GM:<font color="#000000">You were pushing on a part of the floor that wasn't a pit.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Bullet through the floor!

GM:<font color="#000000">Ow. Shankfang, roll Fort.

GM:<font color="#000000">And Reflex.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Er, ceiling for me.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Probably gonna need Thomas here..I can't make it budge&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">oof

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;For the love of Garl, too much too fast all at once...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Where is it?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 9 + 8 = 17&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Reflex, &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 4 + 5 = 9&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Fort!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Where is it?&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd outlines the trap that took shank

GM:<font color="#000000">Well, luckily you avoided the riccochet. Unluckily, you're now deafened for &#171; &#160;1d6 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; rounds.

GM:<font color="#000000">The lid is stone.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;This cunning plan was not thought all the way through!&quot; Gnogglebolt groans as he moves slightly to the side to get a better view of the area Shankfang fell in.

GM:<font color="#000000">And to find it, roll Search.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 7 + 2 = 9&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; Int check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Lolnope.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Argh. Swallowtail, quickly, ask the elemental for the directions to the next one.&quot;

Bound Water Elemental:<font color="#000000">The elemental's 'face' turns toward the pit group. A sigh of waves.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... Did that really just happen while we were talking with a new face?&quot; =3=;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;DEM, DAT FLOOR IZ TICKER TEN HY EKSPECTED!&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;It would help us to hold off the sentries, but now, its time is too short for that.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes, Thomas, yes it did, and this is why I did not want to just go off half-prepared&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">So...about how deep am I?

Bound Water Elemental:<font color="#000000">The elemental sweeps a watery hand west and points toward the stone door.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">10 feet deep.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I knew something like this would happen. Garl, I hate being right sometimes.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well.&quot; He sighs.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hmm...

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Can I roll again yet? :3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You may.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt follows the elemental's hand. &quot;That one over there? Okay, thank you.&quot; he says in common. Though he knows the elemental can't understand the words, it might get the general idea of gratitude.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 12 + 2 = 14&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; Int check!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Nope.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;There are other bound elementals. That answers my only question. Excuse me ...&quot; he regards the creature hesitantly. &quot;... ma'am.&quot; He bows to the elemental before walking past.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Gamal?

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Elemental spirits do not have genders, Thomas.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus sighs lightly and approaches the others to help with freedom.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I know where it is I saw him go down

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Beg your pardon,&quot; He speaks up before kneeling to help search. =w=; &#171; &#160;1d20-1 = 16 - 1 = 15&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">sorry, was getting pizza

Bound Water Elemental:<font color="#000000">The elemental bows its 'head' and sinks into the floor. Soon, only a wet patch of ground is left.

* Gamal-Junayd tries to outline it with gestures from his sword

GM:<font color="#000000">Tathi?

GM:<font color="#000000">Roll Reflex.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">olololol

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">XD

GM:<font color="#000000">With Gamal's help, you can see -- vaguely -- the trapdoor imprisoning Shankfang. Now Tathi?

GM:<font color="#000000">Reflex please?

* Ghostwish looks up from munching on pizza. &quot;Whaaat?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">-_-;

GM:<font color="#000000">Reflex. Can you roll it.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+reflex = 4 + 7 = 11&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187;

GM:<font color="#000000">Oops!

GM:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d6 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; falling damage and a 10-foot spring-loaded-door pit for you, too.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You're having fun with this, aren't you Lia?

GM:<font color="#000000">Me? Naaaaah.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;AUGH! Damnit, no one move, there's traps everywhere!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Are too.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The good news is that you had temp HP to absorb that.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Will everyone stop doing things without thinking or looking first?!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You're such an ebil GM.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 4 + 2 = 6&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; Int check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">:B

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Shutup Gnogglebolt. I didn't hear any suggestions about searching for traps from you.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Maybe she's just fair. =w=

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oh lord I hope Gnogglebolt steps on one.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Aelian, help me out?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The bad news is that it's undeniably been 9 minutes worth of talking and shenanigans since Thomas cast his spells.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Buffs and HP fade.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">For being a smartass.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Oh yay, I'm visible again!

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Yes, let's get you out of there.&quot; He says helping her out.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Um.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">HUP!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Didn't tathi fall in a spring loaded trap?

GM:<font color="#000000">Strength check, Aelian.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">The trapdoor is spring loaded!

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((strength-10)/2) = 17 + floor((13 - 10) / 2) = 18&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; strength check!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt stays put for the moment. Well, if you can't teach'em, use'em. He watches everyone else walk about and be unwitting trap-detecotrs.

GM:<font color="#000000">You manage to hold the trap door open! ... now how is Tathi going to get out?

* Gamal-Junayd tries to push on the lid over shank again to open it

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Strength Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 5 + 2 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi points up at Ed. :3

GM:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl, you can see where Gamal is pushing.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;This is it?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 16 + 4 = 20&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; Strength check!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks at the one Tathi fell in that got yanked open. &quot;By the way, I've plenty of rope and a grapple hook.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;All right, gimme your hand, I gotcha.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, nevermind then.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;It's 10 feet, gnogglebolt.&quot; She says, and promptly climbs out of the pit with the help of Edaric. &quot;Thanks.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">The pit over Shankfang also opens!

* Thomas Lazarus rubs his chin and raises a brow. &quot;...&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl's hands are occupied.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Can we jam these open?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang looks up from the bottom of the pit, spinning his pistol on his finger.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm confused.. what's the point of these?&quot; =w=;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hey, guys. Vatch hyu schtep, dere are traps here.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Trap someone.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;And lock them in.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;I know. Or at least, think I know.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;They suffocate or starve.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">'Escaping slaves.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;No bodies to marr the landscape.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Good point.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Ooh.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;These pits aren't deep enough to kill someone.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Good point.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">'Capture more slaves.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks at Swallowtail, then down the passageway. &quot;Then this passage likely leads to where the captives are kept.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang holsters his pistol and stands up.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">... did she just use a contraction? Huh. :.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Now Gamal, please get Shankfang out.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;This lid is heavy.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#330000">Actually.

Meany:<font color="#330000">If it's 1d6 damage?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;But we have to prioritize. There's no way we can help the captives to freedom until all hostiles are subdued.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd reaches down to give shank a hand up

Meany:<font color="#330000">It's enough to kill a Caster.

Meany:<font color="#330000">:&gt;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">isnt only 10 feet non lethal damage?

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">No, it's not. -10.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">And... actually.. isn't it?

Meany:<font color="#330000">1d4 hp.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;That and we've still got to break the other spirit-seals.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#330000">So it's -2.

Meany:<font color="#330000">And they need to stabilize.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">And if someone's fragile enough to die after 1d6, they wouldn't want them as a slave anyway.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Nonlethal you say? :V

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang accepts the helping hand and climbs out.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Thank you, captain obvious.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Tenk hyu.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">=_=

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Allright.. definitely staying behind Swallowtail... if that's okay with you, of course?&quot; She says, smiling to the ninja.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Anyways.. before we go getting carried away some more, let's secure our prisoners in case a patrol wanders in behind us, eh?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Si.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'll feel safer knowing they're in the galley.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu are goot at findink traps, hain't hyu Svallowtail?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;No lightning bolts.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Sure.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes, thank you, Thomas. &quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:O

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let us get that taken care of.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">HEY!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">TECHY!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">GUESS WHAT!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Who stays here while they are transported, to make sure no one ewscapes out the front?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi giggles. &quot;Deal.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">TECHY!

TMG:<font color="#000000">wat.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Spit it out

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000"> I SEARCH FOR TRAPS!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">=_=;

Meany:<font color="#330000">Are you quite done?

Meany:<font color="#330000">Can we move on? =w=

GM:<font color="#000000">Riiiiight. Now. So. Where are you going, what are you doing?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Techy'll get it.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Both appropriate and inapporpriate for the situation, ram. ^^;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt muses at Gamal's question.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Okay, who's going to drag the prisoners back to the boat, and who'll stay here at the mouth of the cave?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can do either, but considering my relative combat ineffectiveness, but also high load capacity, I can help drag prisoners back.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Right, about done trying to cajole the party at the moment. &quot;Sszeyl, if you don't mind. We can do it and still be safe if we see danger.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy kan schtay.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;I'll go with Tom. :V&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll stay.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;If that's what you mean, Thomas.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Alllrighty then.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I think I'll stay&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Quite.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;ALright, let's move back to the three-way hub.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;All of us, so the ones who are staying can interdict that spot.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I won't move too much, due to lightsource lag, but which spot do you mean?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Following Tom's steps through the field of traps.

TMG:<font color="#000000">zooming out, pointing on map...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I see.

TMG:<font color="#000000">That's a defensible location that can be cut off with people stationed there. The current area is far too big to effectively block.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">That's as far as I dare move any light sources. Lag is rough.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And in the meantime, Gnogglebolt, Sszeyl, and Thomas can start dragging the prionsers back to the ship and lock 'em up in the bottom hold.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Fair enough. A better solution, anyways, would be simply asking,

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">But of course, if nothing actually happens, no movement is even needed.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If we stay, we say we should move all the way back to the first door, with the tables. &quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">We can just say 'we do this'

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Are there any problems with transporting our quarry to the Sahuagin Queen?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">^ what Hatari said

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Not here.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Nein.

GM:<font color="#000000">No problems at all.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Good, good. :57

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:57 at :57.

TMG:<font color="#000000">(rail; the tactical purpose of interdiction is to cut off the maximum number of routes with limited resources and minimum exposure to yourself. The mouth of the cave is easily defensible, but only blocks two directions; in and out. The next room blocks three directions)

TMG:<font color="#000000">(while not loosing much exposure, at least, relative to the current cavernous room)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Before too long, after all the manacled seawolves are aboard the ship, Thomas and company return to the cave. He releases a breath and dusts his palms with a few light claps.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Everything work out okay?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt clatters behind Thomas, pack still jangling with manacles.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; It's hot out here.. . Yeah. We're ready to go again. I'm kind of surprised we have this many berserkers in chains without a single accidental kill yet.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well enough. None of them even woke up yet. They'll be in for a surprise..chained to the very place -they- held people captive.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Now.. how about those wards?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;The spirit pointed this way.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes, ward next. The elemental pointed that-a-way&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus nods.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt poitns to the door to the west

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Off ve go!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Big door.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Might need help opening that, Thomas.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Waiting for DM move...

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">unless you want us to move indiviudally

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas threads his shield on his back and uses his sword's scabbard as a pole to poke along the ground as he advances. =w=;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... okay, how many light sources does this group have?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">We need to trim some.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I have none.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">That I know of.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom has one.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I have a 60 for darkvision.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Checking...Gnogglebolt has none.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Wha -- You don't need a light source to represent darkvision! No wonder! x3

TMG:<font color="#000000">if SHank's is from vision, that's personal light

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You can still see, yes?

TMG:<font color="#000000">unless-oh!

* Tathi has torch!

TMG:<font color="#000000">Raaam! Hvae you had a -real- lightsource this whole time?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Better?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Well, how am I supposed to do it then?

Meany:<font color="#330000">Doesn't Gamal have a candle from dancing lights?

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ram; go into Vision in the Config tab of your token

TMG:<font color="#000000">Select 'darkvision'

GM:<font color="#000000">Much. But there's a problem.

Meany:<font color="#330000">You don't need a lightsource if you have your vision set to Darkvision.

TMG:<font color="#000000">-that lets you actually see-

TMG:<font color="#000000">^ what meany said

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Hello.&quot;

Seawolf Shaman 5:<font color="#000000">Namely, four problems.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">right now gamal has nothing. 5 foot doesnt mean much while I'm with the group

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt peeks around. &quot;Oh, not good--&quot;

Seawolf Shaman 5:<font color="#000000">Four wolves with flaming paws.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Oooooh...

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Oh no.

RAM:<font color="#990000">That's how it works.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">They're full Druids.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom looks to Gnogglebolt.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..? What is it?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt is quickly fumbling with his bombchucker!~ Init?

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Shamans.&quot;

Seawolf Shaman 5:<font color="#000000">Roll init, yes, those of you who can see each other.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Four of them.&quot;

Seawolf Shaman 5:<font color="#000000">That would be... everyone but the humans, I believe.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;They have have spells already going.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Morenemiesduh!&quot; Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 2 + 1 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Geh..&quot; He raises his guard.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Oh, gooty.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 4 + 2 = 6&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; Dex check!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">...Oh.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I can't see them.

* Ghostwish spits pizza everywhere. :&gt;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((dexterity-10)/2) = 18 + floor((17 - 10) / 2) = 21&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; initiative!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Looks like Gnogglebolt forgot how bad human sight is. xD

Meany:<font color="#330000">-.-

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Correct.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Cuz I did. Hey, I had a Thomasderp moment!

Meany:<font color="#330000">Ram, may I have ownership of Shankfang for a second?

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 19 + 5 = 24&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; initiative!

Meany:<font color="#330000">Perhaps I can help fix it.

Seawolf Shaman 5:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 7 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+3 = 5 + 3 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I have the darkvision on, but it doesn't reach far enough.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Ah.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Well then. :V

TMG:<font color="#000000">...what do you mean 'doesn't reach far enough'? You have 60ft DV, right?

TMG:<font color="#000000">And that's it?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Yes, I do.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Meany:<font color="#330000">I see them because I have 120ft.

Meany:<font color="#330000">:&gt;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">They are, apparently, more than 60 feet away.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Yes they re

TMG:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt can see because -he- has Lowlight vision, which doubles lightsource range for me

Aelian has received initiative.TMG:<font color="#000000">and Sszeyl can see because drow have 120ft darkvision

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">So, no init for me, I guess.

GM:<font color="#000000">Aelian!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Supah sadface.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Straight ahead!&quot; Aelian warns, drawing a shot.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Brb.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hrrmm..&quot; He atleast raises his shield towards the south.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">Aelian quickly fires off a trio of arrows at Seawolf Shaman #3 in the span of a heartbeat! &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 4 + 10 = 14&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+1 = 5 + 1 = 6&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187;, &#171;  &#160;1d20+10 = 10 + 10 = 20&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+1 = 8 + 1 = 9&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 9 + 5 = 14&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+1 = 8 + 1 = 9&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; damage!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">oops, forgot t set init, just did

Seawolf Shaman 3:<font color="#000000">One arrow manages to find its mark in the dark, judging by the snarl.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">Done!

Tathi has received initiative.Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi seems almost.. giddy? Is that a good or a bad-

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi gestures and chants, and then flings her hand forward, sending what looks to be an arrow made out of fire towards the enemy... That is, until Tathi cries out, &quot;Bragollach tel'llach!!!&quot; and it suddenly detonates with an ear-pounding explosion, dealing &#171; &#160;9d6 = 48&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; fire damage to every poor sap unlucky enough to get caught in it! Reflex 18 for half!

Seawolf Shaman 4:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 17 + 8 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Seawolf Shaman 6:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 5 + 8 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Seawolf Shaman 5:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 14 + 8 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Seawolf Shaman 3:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 13 + 8 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Well. That answers that. Done!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">O_O

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Glad you found a decent target for your magick, Tathi.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Nize.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ooh, by the way

Seawolf Shaman 4:<font color="#000000">The air fills with a chorus of howls and the smell of burning fur -- even the humans can see the shapes, if just for a moment before the flames obscure them.

Miron has received initiative.TMG:<font color="#000000">Even though it doesn't make any difference for init or surprise, I'd think that the blast of fire illuminated the hall for a split-second and outlined the four wolves. :U

TMG:<font color="#000000">ah, yes. ^^

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">:B

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Diola lle, but I think it all comes down to luck of the draw. Whoever acts quickest, so on and so forth.&quot;

Tathi whispers: &quot;Thank you&quot; You've been forgetting. :P

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Spellcasters... we know how to deal with them well. Aelian, give me an arrow, we'll sort them out.&quot;

Seawolf Shaman 5:<font color="#000000">A ball of flame is lobbed at Thomas -- &#171; &#160;1d6+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fire damage if a &#171;  &#160;1d20+9 = 14 + 9 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; touch attack hits!

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Oh, yes, here you are.. Sorry, kind of strange to see you so.. sociable.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">Arrow give!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Dx

Seawolf Shaman 3:<font color="#000000">A ball of flame is lobbed at Gamal -- &#171; &#160;1d6+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fire damage if a &#171;  &#160;1d20+9 = 14 + 9 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; touch attack hits!

* Thomas Lazarus burns!

Seawolf Shaman 6:<font color="#000000">A ball of flame is lobbed at Thomas -- &#171; &#160;1d6+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fire damage if a &#171;  &#160;1d20+9 = 2 + 9 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; touch attack hits!

Sszeyl has received initiative.Meany:<font color="#330000">I live.

Meany:<font color="#330000">But.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Even Thomas manages to dodge that one. Although just barely.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang pats out the flames on Thomas.

Meany:<font color="#330000">I require a ruling from Hatari and Lia.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Tira ten' rashwe!!&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu hokay, Tomas?&quot;

You whisper to Ghostwish: Translation? :B

Meany:<font color="#330000">On Charging Minotaur.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and the temp hp are long gone right?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep.

Ghostwish whispers: Ah ha, remembered that time eh? :P That's Look out or be careful. :&gt;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;--Ehn--yeah--I can take a lot more than that. Fire just hurts..&quot;

Meany:<font color="#330000">Since it says the bullrush attempt is part of a charge, and a charge is a double move+attack, do I still get that charge attack?

TMG:<font color="#000000">The bullrush replaces the attack, as far as I know.

* Gamal-Junayd doesnt dodge, and has to put it out

TMG:<font color="#000000">I think there was even a WotC rules demonstration to the effect.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">tech, he specifically asked hatari and the dm, for whatever indiscernable reason. XP

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I think we need to talk about these items later, but we'll roll on for now.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The charging minotaur technique does damage on its own, I assume. But. I don't think Sszeyl could use this today.

Meany:<font color="#330000">They knoow the most.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You get an orky pat-down as well, Gamal.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Railock's been playing since 2e. :&gt;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">When you attune to a martial adept item, you select the technique you're attuning for, and then 24 hours later, you can access it.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">^ That, I thought that was the rule. ^^;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sszeyl's belt should be stuck on Bone Crusher for the day.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">you'd have to take it off and go without it for a day to change it

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Unless you took Martial Learning or something as a feat I suppose.

Meany:<font color="#330000">A) that means only he's been at it longer, not more knowledgeble. B) I'm asking about Tome of Battle thing.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Oh right. =w=

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">oh you mean that book railock's been translating to pathfinder, right..

Meany:<font color="#330000">In short, when I want his input, I'll ask.

Meany:<font color="#330000">So shut it.

GM:<font color="#000000">Your turn, good sir?

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Yeah, well, don't be surprised when people start shunning you when you ask. Just sayin'.

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( I won't be. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( I'll just start doing these things without asking. :3 ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">=_=;;

TMG:<font color="#000000">....what just happened?

GM:<font color="#000000">Double move, done, yes?

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I'm debating a charge attack.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">But no.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Just double move.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">My AC is crap enough as is.

Seawolf Shaman 4:<font color="#000000">A ball of flame is lobbed at Sszeyl! &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 4 + 9 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; touch attack for &#171;  &#160;1d6+3 = 6 + 3 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fire damage.

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;They sure do like their fire.. I thought I would have detered them from that idea already..&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Hmm...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">How can I not see them in the darkness; they're holding fires D: *bricked for Samcomments*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">D'oh.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/It_100a6a_663520.jpg

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">:P

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Just remind me to get rid of the light sources later.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">There they are!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh that's better. |D

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Well, no matter what, Gnogglebolt can't do anything but draw something or begin loading his bombchucker with only a move-action, so that's what he does. Exactly -what- he loads his bombchucker with is to be decided. End surprise turn.

GM:<font color="#000000">Mmkay, the rest of you, roll init please! :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Init &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 16 + 1 = 17&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Initiative Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 12 + 6 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 19 + 7 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Is it time for fightink now? &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 11 + 5 = 16&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Initiative!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Ninja turn, Gnogglebolt, that was an error.

Aelian has received initiative.Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">...hmm. Choosing a Flash grenade. Use Tech Device check to prime as part of beginning to load the bombchucker (as part of the surprise turn I just took, not ninjaturn): UTD &#171; &#160;1d20+16 = 7 + 16 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; DC 12, MR 1

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Primed and loading begins.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Uff. Wait just a moment, I'll have this for you soon --&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">Aelian glances at Miron?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Silence arrow, pointy-eared -- uff.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">He means delay. :P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3 I wonder if Liatai is amused by playing our Miron.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I bet she is.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">You're way too nice. He would have finished that. BUT. Delay to after Miron. :P

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'm so bad at it. I'm so not hardwired for grump. x3

Tathi has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You can come to me if you ever need a spare cup of CONFRONTATIONAL AND BAWLS &gt;:O

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi quickly moves to a new postion, and points down range.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">That is why I moved over here. =3=

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi points her hand at Shaman #3, &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 18 + 6 = 24&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; and unleashes TWIN beams of fire at them for &#171;  &#160;4d6+4d6 = 16 + 16 = 32&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; points of damage!

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">ACK, actually.. could I split those?

Seawolf Shaman 3:<font color="#000000">The smell of burning hair is renewed, and -- oh, sure.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Trying not to kill. ^^;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Indeed. That's how it normally works.

Seawolf Shaman 3:<font color="#000000">Well, you got this one. :B

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Thank you, one at 5 please. ^^

Seawolf Shaman 5:<font color="#000000">Attack roll?

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 6 + 6 = 12&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187;

Tathi: <font color="#7f00ff">(( serves me right. XP ))

Meany:<font color="#330000">Nah.

Seawolf Shaman 5:<font color="#000000">Ouch! Missed it by a hair. A burning hair.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Dice gods is douchebag.

Meany:<font color="#330000">:V

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Tathi: <font color="#7f00ff">(( you and me, meany. Let's go tp his house. &gt;:O ))

GM:<font color="#000000">Go forth, desert man!

Meany:<font color="#330000">But.

Meany:<font color="#330000">He has a restraining order against us.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Remember?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Which looks the most..hurt?

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">DISGUISES.

Seawolf Shaman 3:<font color="#000000">That would be this one.

Meany:<font color="#330000">AHM TOO FAT. YOU'RE TOO MILITARY.

Seawolf Shaman 6:<font color="#000000">Followed closely by this one.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">BUT I FEEL SO PRETTY.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Gamal needs to make us more cold treats.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Then he can be our dessert desert man. *bricked*

Meany:<font color="#330000">THOSE HEELS LOOK GOOD ON YOU.

Meany:<font color="#330000">BUT THE PURSE DOESN'T MATCH.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">I KNOW, HATARI LET ME BORROW THEM.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Charge seawolf 3, dodge vs 5, and no combat expertise, but nonlethal

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+16+AMod = Invalid expression: 1d20+16+AMod.&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;1d6+8+DMod = Invalid expression: 1d6+8+DMod.&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">hit the one for dance not regular so ignore that

GM:<font color="#000000">Ladies, ladies, you're both lovely. Now. ... Gamal your macro is borked there. :B

Meany:<font color="#330000">Dohohohoho.

GM:<font color="#000000">Ah. :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+14+AMod = 16 + 14 + -2 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+DMod = 3 + 6 + 0 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">done

Seawolf Shaman 3:<font color="#000000">A solid strike! Not quite enough to bring it down, though.

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom charges downrange, sword trailing at his side. He swings the flat of the blade towards Shaman 5's face with all his strength! &#171; &#160;1d20+13+2-4-2 = 1 + 13 + 2 - 4 - 2 = 10&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+7+4 = 9 + 7 + 4 = 20&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oops. owo;

Seawolf Shaman 5:<font color="#000000">A little less strength, and a little more accuracy, there, boyo. :B

* Thomas Lazarus nearly throws his sword away! D|

Miron has received initiative.Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Done!&quot; Miron says -- but no one within 20 feet can hear him. Or anything. He shoves the arrow back toward Aelian and mimes shooting. &gt;:O

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I only needed a five or a six to ruin your day &gt;:E

Aelian has received initiative.Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">^^;

TMG:<font color="#000000">argh. Teenyrin is lost in darkness and I can't use map explorer to move it.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Rhakladspmfask;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Thanks. XD

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR- oh.

TMG:<font color="#000000">there we go

TMG:<font color="#000000">thankyou

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">Aelian draws back his longbow, and lets fly at #5 &#171; &#160;1d20+12-4 = 20 + 12 - 4 = 28&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; damage, nonlethal!

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">CRITICAL SILENCE!?

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+12-4 = 14 + 12 - 4 = 22&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187;

Seawolf Shaman 5:<font color="#000000">Roll it!

Seawolf Shaman 5:<font color="#000000">YEP!

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">Holy smack, longbow is.. x3?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Nonlethal sniper headshot! How does that even work?!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yes.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">I DON'T KNOW. &#171; &#160;1d8+1+1d8+1 = 1 + 1 + 6 + 1 = 9&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187;!

Seawolf Shaman 5:<font color="#000000">The arrow flies silently, lodges in the creature's shoulder deeply -- and cuts out all sound in a 20-foot radius.

* Thomas Lazarus raises a brow as things fall silent. But after a pause, he smirks. They used his adviiice yaaay I'm smart. |O

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Who was that? :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang dashes forward, and levels his flintlock at number 3!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Boom.&quot;

* Dr. Hatari whistles. &gt;.&gt;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&quot;In tthe silence zone, no one can hear you yip.&quot; Saved in the log. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+15-1-4 = 20 + 15 - 1 - 4 = 30&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1 = 14 + 1 = 15&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage!

Seawolf Shaman 3:<font color="#000000">What? I can't hear -- SON OF A BITCH THAT HURTS.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:O

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Crit confirm?

TMG:<font color="#000000">!! Crit gunshot, too? xD

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+15-5 = 10 + 15 - 5 = 20&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Crit confirm!

Seawolf Shaman 3:<font color="#000000">CONFIRM!

Meany:<font color="#330000">Gun's crit x is? :V

TMG:<font color="#000000">x3 as well

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Now, was pistol x2 or x3...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">3

TMG:<font color="#000000">pistol is x3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">x3, eh?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Most ranged weapons are x3.

TMG:<font color="#000000">The kneecap to end all kneecaps.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">45 non-lethal damage!

Seawolf Shaman 3:<font color="#000000">Small problem, Shankfang.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oops?

Seawolf Shaman 3:<font color="#000000">Even with the nonlethal damage, your aim was too good.

TMG:<font color="#000000">oh, you -are- encforcing a houserule of enough nonlethal damage kills...didn't know that.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Alas.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's not actually a houserule.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I do believe his kneecap ceases to exist.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Umm...oops?&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">(hatari; everywhere I've seen basically says, as little sense as it makes, you can punch someone in nonlethal all day and it will never kill them)

Seawolf Shaman 5:<font color="#000000">The wolf forgoes the sputtering flames and tries to maul Thomas! Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 2 + 9 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+3 = 5 + 3 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and two claws &#171;  &#160;1d20+3 = 10 + 3 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+1 = 11 + 1 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 4 + 1 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

TMG:<font color="#000000">(but liatai's word goes)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hmm.

* Thomas Lazarus does not look amused as he deflects the barrage.

Seawolf Shaman 6:<font color="#000000">The wolf forgoes the sputtering flames and tries to maul Gamal! Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 18 + 9 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+3 = 5 + 3 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and two claws &#171;  &#160;1d20+3 = 12 + 3 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+1 = 17 + 1 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 2 + 1 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Seawolf Shaman 6:<font color="#000000">Er, Sszeyl.

Seawolf Shaman 6:<font color="#000000">Not Gamal.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt winces as one of them hits the dirt. Permanently. Well...at least we can be resonably sure the shamans aren't converted slaves...

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Bite'd.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Edaric moves closer to the light and begins to play. +1 attack, damage, fear saves, you know the drill.

Sszeyl has received initiative.TMG:<font color="#000000">....does the wolf have tenfoot reach or something? O.o

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It stepped back post-attack.

TMG:<font color="#000000">their tokens are not adjacent on my screen...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I can't hear the music. :E

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Okay

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh. :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">missed that

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Right.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The silence folks don't get the buff. ^^;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Sszeyl taps Tom.

TMG:<font color="#000000">...oh no! Gamal, Sszeyl, and Thomas are denied bardmusing! Dx

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Points to Tom, then to 4.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Points to himself, then to 6.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">And jerks thumb at Edaric, who is mutely strumming.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Then le move.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">AoO.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Roll it.

TMG:<font color="#000000">nononodon't go ten--danigt!

* Thomas Lazarus pauses ... then nods.

Seawolf Shaman 6:<font color="#000000">Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 5 + 9 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+3 = 5 + 3 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; !

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Bitch, please.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">My turn. *_*

TMG:<font color="#000000">...ending move -right- there?

TMG:<font color="#000000">I have Otto-syndrome, man.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:B

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Not in the mood to debate it.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Ssh.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 4 + 9 = 13&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; Gauntlet, meet face. *_*

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Nope.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">End turn.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">so about the tp'in... :P

Seawolf Shaman 4:<font color="#000000">Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 18 + 9 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+3 = 4 + 3 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and two claws &#171;  &#160;1d20+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+3 = 4 + 3 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 1 + 1 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for the monk!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Bite'd.

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.TMG:<font color="#000000">....wow, a flanked PC. That's -really- a good place not to be. :B Ah well.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">It actually is.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Considering they suck at rolls today.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">:&gt;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt foreing-curses as Sszeyl moves in the worst posstible position. But, he has a ticking bomb in his bombchucker right now! Fortunately, it's not actually a 'harmful' one, or Gnogglebolt would definitely get the loner...but considering what this bomb does, and Sszeyl's deicipline of his body, if anyone can shake this one off, it's him. SHOONK.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Aiming at a square 110 feet away, 1 increment out. Ranged touch attack against square, AC 5. &#171; &#160;1d20+7+1-2 = 5 + 7 + 1 - 2 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hmm. I can't find anything about nonlethal into lethal either. Which is weird. =3= We must have simply misunderstood it, since it wasn't supposed to be a houserule.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I've always thought too much non-lethal became lethal, too.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Really, it makes more sense to me that way. ^^;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Agreed.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Wait. Now I know why I thought that.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">FLASH! There's suddenly a brilliant flash of light! Everyone in that radius is automatically Dazzled for 1 round.. Make a DC 14 fort save or also be Dazed for 1 round

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You can't just keep punching someone forever and have it not do real damage.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Regeneration rules.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 10 + 5 = 15&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; Fort save!

TMG:<font color="#000000">(hatari; yep. Nonlethal damage -never- becomes lethal damage, RAW)

Seawolf Shaman 4:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 9 + 12 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Such as with the Tarrasque's own explanations.

TMG:<font color="#000000">(I knew that the whole time)

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Blinked at exactly the right moment.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">=w=

Seawolf Shaman 6:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 16 + 12 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

RAM:<font color="#990000">So did they.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You damage it and it counts at nonlethal. Until it goes to 0 with nonlethal. Then additional damage becomes lethal damage.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Hello, wolf.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I prefer the regeneration rules of handling it, really. You can kill people with riot weapons. =3=

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 15 + 11 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+2 = 3 + 2 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; tessen slash!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Especially, say, little animals or something.

Tathi has received initiative.TMG:<font color="#000000">Dazzled: The creature is unable to see well because of overstimulation of the eyes. A dazzled creature takes a -1 penalty on attack rolls, Search checks, and Spot checks.

GM:<font color="#000000">Tathi?

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">ack, sorry

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi makes a series of quick movements with her hands, and then points her open palm towards Shaman 5, at which a dark green orb of acid rockets towards! &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 9 + 6 = 15&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; ranged touch for &#171;  &#160;4d8 = 15&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; acid damage!

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">done!

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">sorry for delayed action.. fighting a headache. x,x I'm gonna find some peelz.

Seawolf Shaman 5:<font color="#000000">The acid strikes true, leaving a vinegary scent behind mingling with the burning fur. Ew.

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.* Gamal-Junayd slips around into position to flank one of those surrounding the monk, then slices with non lethal. dodge on 6, no expertise

* RAM returns, forgot to say he was going AFK.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Silly Ram.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I get bard song effect now that I'm out right?

Meany:<font color="#330000">As if we would paint you rainbow colours while you were gone.

Meany:<font color="#330000">And lock you in a trunk with clowns.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Silly Ram.

RAM:<font color="#990000">You mean, you wouldn't?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Damn.

TMG:<font color="#000000">actually, I don't think you do, rail...only if you heard the initial song. DM's call, though

Meany:<font color="#330000">No.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Ghost would.

Meany:<font color="#330000">I wouldn't.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">liatai? bardsong or no?

RAM:<font color="#990000">He would, wouldn't he?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah, you hear the bardsong, you benefit.

Meany:<font color="#330000">I'd lock you in a trunk with French people.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">It's not as though I've stopped playing. :3

RAM:<font color="#990000">D: Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+14+AMod = 9 + 14 + -1 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+DMod = 6 + 6 + 1 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

RAM:<font color="#990000">But...French people are stinky!

RAM:<font color="#990000">They don't bathe very often!

Meany:<font color="#330000">Exactly.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Exactly.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">done

TMG:<font color="#000000">....

RAM:<font color="#990000">You are just cruel!

TMG:<font color="#000000">We have a flanking daisy-chain here? O.o

Meany:<font color="#330000">Exactly.

Seawolf Shaman 6:<font color="#000000">Whock! You manage to cuff the side of the creature's head.

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Drat. XP

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Pardon me one extra moment.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Dog why are you asking to be let out.

Meany:<font color="#330000">You just went out.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Gtfo my room. =w=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom slides in and attempts to pummel the silence-zone'd shaman into submission! ROUND TWO, PUNK. &gt;:O ((Hasted, nonlethal full attack. &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 3 + 9 = 12&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+7 = 2 + 7 = 9&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;, &#171;  &#160;1d20+9 = 9 + 9 = 18&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+7 = 7 + 7 = 14&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;, &#171;  &#160;1d20+4 = 1 + 4 = 5&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+7 = 3 + 7 = 10&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;))

* Thomas Lazarus pretty much wings his sword across the battlefield again. =3=;

Meany:<font color="#330000">&quot;My my. You're really going to fight me. Well, not really fight. More like flailing angerly.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#330000">angrilly*

Seawolf Shaman 5:<font color="#000000">... man, who cast Grease on your sword's hilt?

Miron has received initiative.Teeny Rin:<font color="#330000">I admit nothing.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#330000">Nothing, I say!

Miron:<font color="#000000">... Miron how do you have no ranged weapons? :B

Aelian has received initiative.TMG:<font color="#000000">Liatai; we went over this IC once.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Tried to get him to use a crossbow, at least.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Point-blank refused. xD

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He has Wrack.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">HE ALWAYS HAS WRACK /Zoidberg

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Troof.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Amusingly as much as it comes up I think the only thing in the game that has ever been wrack'd is Vargichixeniejir

GM:<font color="#000000">How's your headache, spectral one?

* RAM tries contacting him vis Skype.

RAM:<font color="#990000">*via

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">just got back, no advil in house. x.x

* RAM offers Percoset.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">Aelian nocks two arrows at once and fires at Shaman #5! &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 6 + 8 = 14&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+1 = 4 + 1 = 5&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+8 = 6 + 8 = 14&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+1 = 7 + 1 = 8&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187;!

Seawolf Shaman 5:<font color="#000000">Both land silently in the bed of leaves over there.

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Look out, Thomas.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Precision ordnance coming your way.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I kind of like this silence zone. I need to get one of these for traveling. =3= *arrow'd*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">BANG BANG! &#171; &#160;1d20+15+1-1-4 = 10 + 15 + 1 - 1 - 4 = 21&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1+1 = 6 + 1 + 1 = 8&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;! Quickload! &#171; &#160;1d20+10+1-1-4 = 14 + 10 + 1 - 1 - 4 = 20&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1 = 12 + 1 = 13&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">don't you mean for discussion time? hehe

Seawolf Shaman 5:<font color="#000000">Nonlethal, I see?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Both nonlethal, at Shaman 5, whizzing past Thomas' nose.

Seawolf Shaman 5:<font color="#000000">Excellent.

TMG:<font color="#000000">And, utterly silently, two more holes are ripped in the shaman. Man, that's gotta be surreal.

Seawolf Shaman 5:<font color="#000000">Down it goes!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;How mhenny kneecaps iz dat today? Hy've lost kount.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">...

Seawolf Shaman 6:<font color="#000000">Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+11-1 = 3 + 11 - 1 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and two claws &#171;  &#160;1d20+5-1 = 11 + 5 - 1 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+5-1 = 11 + 5 - 1 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 2 + 1 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for the monk.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">We get all the prisoners to Salishae or however you spell it...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">She looks over them...

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Strummmm~

Sszeyl has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">WHAT

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">No sell!

RAM:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Why do so many of them have their kneecaps blown out?&quot; =3=

TMG:<font color="#000000">Hey Sszeyl, do a spinning kick. Hit'em both. :U

TMG:<font color="#000000">Do that kung-fu shit. :U

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 18 + 8 = 26&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+8 = 5 + 8 = 13&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; Flurry of blows! One for each, if that's okay? :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Okay, since that went under, just on 4.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Yaykungfu! xD

Seawolf Shaman 6:<font color="#000000">Well, choose which one you hit.

Seawolf Shaman 4:<font color="#000000">Okay. One hit. :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d8+5 = 1 + 5 = 6&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; :V

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Use the Tatsumaki Senpuu Kyaku!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Non.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Bitch, I can't do that yet.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I need like.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Five chuck norrises more awesome first.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Or a Dues Equis guy.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Ryu can do it.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Are you saying Ryu is better than you?

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Ryu is a cheating bastard.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">But yes.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Yes I am.

Seawolf Shaman 4:<font color="#000000">Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+9+1 = 10 + 9 + 1 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and two claws &#171;  &#160;1d20+3+1 = 17 + 3 + 1 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+3+1 = 16 + 3 + 1 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 4 + 1 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for the monk!

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Claw makes it through.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">The others are slapped off.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">=w=

TMG:<font color="#000000">up!

TMG:<font color="#000000">Sorry

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Tathi's a better Ryu than you!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">She can at least do a Hadouken!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Would you like me to come over there and show off my Wuxi finger hold?

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">*_*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Bitch you don't know the Wuxi Finger Hold.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Well, I'm about left behind in the darkness and would have to spend a whole turn reloading my bombchucker -anyway-, at which point both enemies will probably be down, so double-move under a medium load. Clatter clatter clank goes the cargo pack with a bunch of little arms connected to Gnogglebolt's limbs.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Want to test that theory?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sk-doosh.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You haven't even achieved Inner Peace yet.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">End turn

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 14 + 11 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; tessen slash!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I say again.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Want to test that theory?

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">She's nothing if not consistent.

Tathi has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Troof.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">SCIENTIST ORK TEZZTZ HYPOTHESIS!

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( NEED DATAZ. ))

GM:<font color="#000000">Spectral one, it's Tathi's turn when you come back.

VAE:<font color="#000000">night

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Ta. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Night, VAE. :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Night VAE!

<font color="#0000ff">VAE is disconnected.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">ack

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">right as I find some aleve

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Tathi, use the Hadouken!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Prove you're a better Street Fighter than Sszeyl!

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Sorry orky. No precise shot.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Aww.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">PEW PEW! Here comes some magic missiles at Shaman 4! &#171; &#160;2d4+2 = 5 + 2 = 7&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; damage!

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Seawolf Shaman 4:<font color="#000000">Well, there were some satisfying pained yips.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Well..lets see what I can do to end this. fulla ttack, dodge on 6, no expertise

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">nonlethal damage

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+14+AMod = 7 + 14 + -1 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+DMod = 6 + 6 + 1 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+14+AMod = 14 + 14 + -1 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;1d6+5+DMod = 1 + 5 + 1 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+9+AMod = 7 + 9 + -1 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+DMod = 6 + 6 + 1 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+9+AMod = 11 + 9 + -1 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;1d6+5+DMod = 2 + 5 + 1 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

RAM:<font color="#990000">...For some reason I'm picturing Sszeyl...

RAM:<font color="#990000">Doing that crazy DBZ dodging shennanigans.

Seawolf Shaman 6:<font color="#000000">Ker-clobbered! The pattern of flanking has been destabilized!

RAM:<font color="#990000">While being attacked from both sides.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">step forward and done

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Surely I can do this on the third attempt. That's a lucky number. =3= Tom charges Shaman 4 and attempts a brutal flat-bladed overhead swing into its noggin! &#171; &#160;1d20+13+2-4-1 = 15 + 13 + 2 - 4 - 1 = 25&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+7+2 = 1 + 7 + 2 = 10&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Nah.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I'm not Goku enough.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I am, unfortunately, Yamcha.

Seawolf Shaman 4:<font color="#000000">SMACK!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">=w=;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">For now.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Don't be so hard on yourself.

TMG:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yamacha's here!&quot;

Seawolf Shaman 4:<font color="#000000">That was not the sound of your sword hitting the wall. :3

TMG:<font color="#000000">*BANG*

TMG:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yamacha's dead!&quot;

Miron has received initiative.Aelian has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Elros was our Yamcha.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You're our Nappa.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">oh come now, you've at least graduated to raditz or nappa level.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I thought he was Tien?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Nappa!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">But I don't have my Child Psychology degree yet!

TMG:<font color="#000000">&quot;Your power level is....one Raditz..&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">.. so it Thomas our Goku? :P

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well he does get left behind and forgotten enough to be Tien..

TMG:<font color="#000000">Thomas is our Goku.

TMG:<font color="#000000">So very much. :B

GM:<font color="#000000">Ahem.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Gnogglebolt is our Krillin.

GM:<font color="#000000">Aelian? :B

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">BWAAGH

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">That one snuck up on me. XD

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Shite, do I need an Owned count now? D8

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Tathi is our Gohan.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Miron is so very much Dende.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Sneaky is my job. Bad turn. =3=

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">who would gamal be then?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Nail.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Swallowtail is...our Chiaotzu?

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">Aelian nocks two arrows at once and fires at the last wolf, at point blank range to boot!! &#171; &#160;1d20+9-4 = 17 + 9 - 4 = 22&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+2 = 2 + 2 = 4&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+9-4 = 5 + 9 - 4 = 10&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+2 = 7 + 2 = 9&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187;!

* Sszeyl slaps Shanfkang.

TMG:<font color="#000000">if I hadn't already said Sszeyl was Piccolo with Vargie as Nail (wait a second, didn't we do this alread?)

TMG:<font color="#000000">(It seems our answers have changed. :U )

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Who am I, then?

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Aw., I don't even get to be Krillin? :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">You're useful.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You're the German Oni from hell. *bricked*

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">(Krillin owned count goes up)

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">...

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Barbarus.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Which one?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Gaz or Mez?

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Barbarus is Mr. Popo.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">LOL

Seawolf Shaman 4:<font color="#000000">Sneak sneak sneak. &gt;.&gt;;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Why is this so completely attention-consuming

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Fine, Hy guess Hy'll fineesh dis vun, too.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">HEY &gt;:O

* Thomas Lazarus grabs

Seawolf Shaman 4:<font color="#000000">CURSES

Meany:<font color="#330000">&quot;I'm terrifying and a potential rapist. But I'll never say it out loud.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">I do match gohan at times, don't I? Glass cannon, psycho problems..

Meany:<font color="#330000">&quot;Beat him to within an inch of his life.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Kneecaps kneecaps kneecaps. &#171; &#160;1d20+15+1-5 = 15 + 15 + 1 - 5 = 26&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1+1 = 9 + 1 + 1 = 11&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;! Quickload! &#171; &#160;1d20+10+1-5 = 8 + 10 + 1 - 5 = 14&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1+1 = 10 + 1 + 1 = 12&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!

Meany:<font color="#330000">&quot;AND HANG HIM UP BY HIS ENTRAILS.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">AND HANG HIM UP BY HIS - yup. :P

TMG:<font color="#000000">Okay, we didn't even make Killoren into Namekiens and we're already sidetracked by DBZ abridged. xD

Seawolf Shaman 4:<font color="#000000">Another kneecapless victim awaits Salishea.

Meany:<font color="#330000">I blame myself.

Meany:<font color="#330000">I sorry.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Except for the daddy issues. Sorry Gohan, but my dad's 10 chuck norrises over you. :&gt;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I still wanna know which one I am!

Meany:<font color="#330000">FINE.

Meany:<font color="#330000">You're Super Kami Guru.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Happy? :P

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:D

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">ROFL. Oh gods. He so is. He SO is.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Naaaaaaiiiiiiil!

GM:<font color="#000000">Combat's now over. :3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so..who's Vegeta?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">No, wait...

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">WAIT.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...combat over?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Sszeeeeeyyyyyyyl!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">There we go.

TMG:<font color="#000000">erp

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Phew.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">that was not meant to be in quotes

GM:<font color="#000000">And Thomas returns to the world of the hearing.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Shall we hurry and get these to the boat?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Take his coat!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">As Gnoggle leaves it.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Agreed. We've got a number of prisoners now.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Now, then... shall we get the door out of the way and leave off here for the night?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt apoproaches, and gets out...three manacles.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Let the healing commence! &#171; &#160;3d8+3 = 13 + 3 = 16&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I think this may loop back around to the area with the traps. should we confirm?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He looks forlornly at the definitely dead one.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Sure. I have a mort op tomorrow, so I can't stay up too late.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;2d8+2 = 8 + 2 = 10&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; HP for Sszeyl.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d8+1 = 6 + 1 = 7&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; for Gamal.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I'm not apologizing for that.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ironic that our first accidental kill wasn't from Tathi...but Shankfang.&quot; he looks over in the half-orc's direction, then dismissively waves a hand. &quot;Don't worry, I'm not upset about it. Much. We can at least be somewhat sure the shamans -aren't- converted captives...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..There we are.&quot; Smoldering wand is smoldering.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;... is it supposed to do that?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy vasn' apologizink, hennyvay.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not saying we should stop trying of course, though.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">wow.. aleve kicked that headache to the curb something fierce. o.o

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It's just seen a lot of use lately.&quot; He waves it in the air briskly.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Yikes. Careful not to overload it, Thomas!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">27 charges left. I actually do count every one.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Ohey Ed.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt shakes his head at Gamal.&quot;No, we've already taken down one of the elemental seals. Let's keep it moving and get the others as quickly as possible.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Before every pirate on the island converges to stop us. Or gets away.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I just thought making sure we have a loop completed would mean less watching our backs.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I've still got my most powerful few spells left if they do.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;At this point, it's sadly unavoidable. Wehther we confirm that or not doesn't change that there wasdoor that direction.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;At this point, it's sadly unavoidable. Wehther we confirm that or not doesn't change that there was another door that direction.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 9 + 8 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Ninja locksmith sets to work. &gt;:d

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Come on, let's drag these prisoners over here and prepare to breach this door to the next seal...&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 5 + 8 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hold a moment, please.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 4 + 8 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;I think we lost one, Gnogglebolt..&quot; Tathi says, noting the body to the east.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm curious about this camp..&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 17 + 8 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Finally!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm? Yes, Thomas?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Hy'm down a qvarter uf my ammo.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes, I already saw, Tathi...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy've never gone dat low before.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas looks about slowly, checking out the many bedrolls and like scattered around.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Yes, let's give this place the once over. Also? My spells are a little past half way gone.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;You should carry more then. &quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">The hammocks and bedrolls are largely empty. You find a half-drained bottle of some kind of alcohol here, a deck of cards there... nothing terribly valuable.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Oh, don' get me vrong. Hy schtill hef over seventy schots left. Und my gun only holds a hundred.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">For the sake of lootkeeping, the tally so far today is 5 shamans and 2 brigands.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Guess they just congregated here.. not many clues.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt nods to Tathi. &quot;Thank you for the notification. Keep trying to use those funny little resuable wands, if you must.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy chust usually hef a chance to schtock up by now.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He turns back. &quot;Very well. I'm ready.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Yep.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Really, I've been trying to use them up. I think this magic missile one is nearly done.&quot; Tathi says, smiling.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Loops back.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Mmm, toasty...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Reminder: Delete the shaman lightsources.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;So let's gather them up, and go drop em off.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Thankee. :3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Er, I don't think we have time for -that-, Sszeyl..&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let's just pile them near this doorway we're about to go through.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;First, I'll check the door for signs of ambush.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ehm... could someone with a light come by?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Something within easy reachable distance.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Swallowtail's cursing.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Ed has faerie fire on him now.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thank-you.&quot; &gt;:d

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Pardon.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">lia, can you drag the still-live shamans here?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">thankya

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang takes up his usual position behind his Thomas Shield.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas does his glowing pupil trick once again and frowns at the door. Detecting Evil.

You whisper to Dr. Hatari: There is no evil within range of your sight.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Seems clear.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">If everyone looks ready, he attempts to open the (hefty) doors and push the path wide.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Gun up!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Empty binding seal.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Unless it's an air one.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Empty?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">(&quot;Hey, you there?&quot;)

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt squints his eys.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">In auran.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi squints. &quot;How.. unusual. What language are those symbols?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...waaaitaminute.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He suddenly jumps.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas advances a few paces, glaring about at the room.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey! The mazian technical lingo!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Auran!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;This must be an -air- elemental!&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">A whooshing sound replies. &quot;(Who's there...)&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;TREASURE.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus stops.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Over there.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi peers into a nearby corner. &quot;Gentlemen, this may be their treasure room.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt suddenly makes a bunch of blowing sounds.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;(Haloo! Ve are here to save hyu!)&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">in auran. &quot;Freinds to free you.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">(&quot;People methodically burning through this place, beating pirates and slavers, and letting you guys out.&quot;)

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">(&quot;How are you today?&quot;)

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt replies in Auran. &quot;(We're here to set you free, and put a stop to the ones who did this)&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">A whoosh. &quot;(Hurry. Please.)&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi..should shankfang target the crystals again?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">if there is such things

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom's guard lowers somewhat as he concludes that the room is clear.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Your choice Shankfang, I have a spell that could end it, or you can shoot it.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">(&quot;Hokay! Firink!&quot;)

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt asks. &quot;(We will hurry, yes, but why specifically/ What's wrong? Is there something we don't know?)&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;(We already freed the water spirit.)&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;(It draws upon us.)&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;3d6+1 = 10 + 1 = 11&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;3d6+1 = 6 + 1 = 7&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;3d6+1 = 7 + 1 = 8&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;3d6+1 = 12 + 1 = 13&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Four shots at the crystals!

GM:<font color="#000000">These crystals seem to be made of sterner stuff. They're damaged...

* Thomas Lazarus simply regards the spot where the voice is coming from with a neutral expression.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Grr...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;3d6+1 = 11 + 1 = 12&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;3d6+1 = 8 + 1 = 9&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;3d6+1 = 9 + 1 = 10&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;3d6+1 = 7 + 1 = 8&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;

GM:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 9 + 4 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Will save...

TMG whispers: by the way, I've got a good air elemental [pic in my image library if you want, unless you've already got something :o

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; So noisy.. =w=#&quot;

You whisper to TMG: Heh. Thank you, but it's unneeded.

GM:<font color="#000000">Anyone want to roll planar knowledge?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Knowledge?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Ha!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Knowledge: Planes &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 2 + 10 = 12&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ouch.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I skipped that chapter. Not enough fiends. =3=

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 18 + 8 = 26&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; knowledge planes!

GM:<font color="#000000">Buffeting winds suddenly swirl away from the circle, and the lights of the circle wink out.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Go TathiKnowledge!

You whisper to Ghostwish: Well, air elementals aren't the only elementals native to the Elemental Plane of Air. And that explains why you can't see anything there. It's an invisible stalker.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Careful.. that was an invisible stalker. They're a bit unpredictable.&quot;

* Dr. Hatari is now picturing Tathi dressed as Patchouli Knowledge for the Halloween party.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;A vat?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt takes a step back.

GM:<font color="#000000">A breath of wind blows through the room... a sigh. &quot;(Thank you. The ward tries to compensate by drawing more on us when one circle is damaged.)&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hrm.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;(....Spirit of air? Are you still here?)&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;(...Oh no. That means the -other- two are even worse now?)&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">(&quot;Hyu are velkome.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">)

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Someone keep us in the loop please?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(&quot;Where is the 3rd ward? so we may free the next?&quot;)

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">(&quot;Den ve'd betta get a moff on!&quot; )

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;One moment, Tathi, he won't be here long...&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;As we break each ward, the others are drawn on more...it's draining the other two fiercely now I believe.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;But we can NOT hit the third ward without finding the fourth as well this time!&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;(Hehehehe~ Here, there, everywhere~ The rock is sturdy. It will remain. It is the anchor. The flame is small. Seek where heat is needed most. A kitchen? A forge? I don't know.)&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Each time we break one, the remaining are even further ddrained. If we destroy the third one, the fourth and remaining will have a terrible drain on it.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;(Free the flame. The rock is the strongest of us. It will remain.)&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;We'll have to find and destory them both at the -same- time this time.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Air says rock can hold, but we need to free flame fast.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, wait..&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">(&quot;...Vy kan' hyu chust giff us a schtraight ansver?&quot;)

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;(Thank you, spirit of air.)&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Very well.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Shall we?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Must.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nevermind what I just said.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">fight urge to pounce hoard.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;We have to free the -fire- spirit first, then the earth one.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">A whoosh of air later, the voice silences.

* Thomas Lazarus rubs his chin. &quot;...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vell den, let's nab de treasure und get a moff on!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;The spirit of air said the earth one was touch enough to endure it, but the fire spririt is dying fast.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">*tough

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Right, let's grab all these ill gotten goods quickly, and get moving! We need to save the fire elemental!&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Now then! Does anyone want loot before moving on?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt points to the pile of treasure. &quot;ANd we can come for -that- later.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Knowledge: Planes for self-reference. &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 5 + 10 = 15&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Treasure later. It will stay.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Saving lives more important than gold anyway.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">YES.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That would torture them. But they will not perish even from being killed in our world.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I will punch all that say no.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">LOOOOOOOOT!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Or at least, preventing suffering is more important than any material wealth. That's just greedy.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;It didn't say where the others were. there might be a map there, we should look for any sort of clues as to where it is,&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;We can come back for it later, don't worry.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">2300 gp, 8000 sp, Aquamarine (600 gp), Azurite (14 gp), Banded Agate (7 gp), Deep Green Spinel (80 gp), Deep Green Spinel (120 gp), Sardonyx (60 gp), Smoky Quartz (30 gp), Arcane Scroll (2 x Command Undead (150 gp)) (total 150 gp), Divine Scroll (Light (12 gp 5 sp), Cure Light Wounds (25 gp), Obscuring Mist (25 gp)) (total 62 gp 5 sp), Pearl of Power (2nd level) (4000 gp), Potion of Cure Light Wounds (50 gp), Potion of Shield of Faith (+2) (50 gp), Ring of Force Shield (8500 gp), Wand of Ghoul Touch (5 of 50 charges) (450 gp)

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Less talking, more action! Let's move!&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Saved.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">ooh ring. heh

GM:<font color="#000000">And I'd say this is a good place to leave off for next session.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...alright, I'll look for a map -quickly-. If anyone wants to grab something while I'm doing so, fine.&quot; Gnogglebolt searches for a map...but apparently doesn't find one before everyone's scooped everything up anyway.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Time until Tathi notices the pearl of power.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Five.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Oh well.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Four.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Three.

GM:<font color="#000000">Have we any noms today? :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Man, nothing useful to me. Except maybe that ring.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Noms Nomnomnom...

TMG:<font color="#000000">Hmmm.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">I fear my nom memory may have been damaged by headache. x.x

TMG:<font color="#000000">Well, it was almost all combat.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Can't think of much.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">And no. She's more interested in saving the elemental.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">If the ring can be used whie dual wielding would be nice, heh

Meany:<font color="#330000">What kind of wizard are you?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hmm, noms...

TMG:<font color="#000000">a Good one. :B

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">One who's more than just spells.

Meany:<font color="#330000">And Railock, ring of force shielding produces a heavy shield.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Like I said.

TMG:<font color="#000000">ah, even better answer, ghost. x3

GM:<font color="#000000">Om nom? Nom?

TMG:<font color="#000000">Hmm...

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Nom the DM for trap trolling. Don't worry, you'll get yours. :P

TMG:<font color="#000000">I just can't think of much. All combat, little roleplaying.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Tathi, and Shankfang.

Meany:<font color="#330000">For battle dialogue.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">OH. Nom Thomas for &quot;What are these people talking about&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Or at least, not much significant character development

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Miron for continuing to behave better than he ever has before?

Edaric:<font color="#000000">I'd call getting a wand of invisibility significant. &gt;:3 *brick'd*

Meany:<font color="#330000">Tom for &quot;Stress Levels at maximum. Abort!&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">OH. Nom Ed for invisible shennigans. :P

Meany:<font color="#330000">Ed for &quot;Damnit, invisible again.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Ed for &quot;Which way does the magic come from? Oops, not this one.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Seconding Ed's. XD

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We still need to try invisible arm-wrestling.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">I'm game. :3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">meany for panic run back from the chimeras

Edaric:<font color="#000000">... you'll probably beat me hands down, but mehh... :B

RAM:<font color="#990000">Swallowtail for best damn set of keys ever.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Nahh. Ability checks are all variance and nonsense in 3.5.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tathi could beat Tomi like 40% of the time.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">They're stupid. :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">(actually, I read mention of something like an arm wrestle in D&amp;D before.)

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Rolls a nat 20. Tomiko is airborne.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&gt;:D

TMG:<font color="#000000">(Rolls aren't even needed for an arm wrestle. Higher Str core wins, auto.)

TMG:<font color="#000000">(can't remember -where- I read this, but I did...)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well, depends on if you cheat or not. :B

GM:<font color="#000000">Any more noms?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Hmm...

RAM:<font color="#990000">Nom nom nom...

* RAM always tries to get everyone at least one nom. Still need...Gnogglebolt and...Gamal?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">yes

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Chimeras are people too!&quot; &quot;But they aren't&quot; &quot;You don't KNOW! &gt;:O&quot; &quot;But I do =w=;&quot; &quot;Racist!&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Yes!

RAM:<font color="#990000">Gnogglebolt for that!

TMG:<font color="#000000">|B

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Didn;'t Gamal have another voice of reason moment?

RAM:<font color="#990000">And Gamal for DDR MASTAH!

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">My addled brain seems to remember that. |D

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Between the half dozen OOC trainwrecks and general anti-camaraderie I'm beginning to have second thoughts about the boat. :E

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">which boat?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Well, there was a trip made back to the boat.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">That's probably the cause.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">It's something about the proximity of water. &gt;:d

Edaric:<font color="#000000">This is my theory. &gt;:d

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">WATER IS OUR ANTI-CHRIST

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">River of Doom.. could be.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We could have that gypsy curse.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so boats in general cause problems?

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Would explan why we all went crazy near the water spirit. :.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">... you're RIGHT. :O

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">THAT DOES IT.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">LIATAI. DESERT MAPS.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">FOR NOW ON.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">*oasis's everywhere* GODDAMNIT

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We're like rock pokemon! *BRICKED*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">... But it wasn't very effective. *BRICKED*

* RAM uses C4!

RAM:<font color="#990000">It's super-effective!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">c4 on water? ...not very effective

RAM:<font color="#990000">No, on the rock types.

RAM:<font color="#990000">And yes, C4 is eactually very effective on water.

GM:<font color="#000000">Thomas - 100 XP - Can I have my own pet silence zone? Please? Edaric - 200 XP - Wrong end of the wand. :B Tathi - 200 XP - Battle Dialogue. Shankfang - 200 XP - Battle Dialogue. Gnogglebolt - 100 XP - &quot;Chimeras are people too!&quot; &quot;But they aren't&quot; &quot;You don't KNOW! &gt;:O&quot; &quot;But I do =w=;&quot; &quot;Racist!&quot; Gamal - 200 XP - Dance of Death

RAM:<font color="#990000">We clear out our demo hole with it when it fills up from rain.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">38072 here. :.

TMG:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;32400+700+100 = 32400 + 700 + 100 = 33200&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;. Adding the EXP from last session I didn't get in.

RAM:<font color="#990000">34450..

RAM:<font color="#990000">Only another 1550...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">did I miss the amount for combat?

GM:<font color="#000000">And add 1500 from battles. Level 8 people, add 1700. Below that, add 1900.

RAM:<font color="#990000">WOOT!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">ah okay.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;3320+1700 = 3320 + 1700 = 5020&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

RAM:<font color="#990000">LEVEL 9!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">erk

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">lvl 9

Meany:<font color="#330000">DING.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Improved Critical!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;33200+1700 = 33200 + 1700 = 34900&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Iakka takka iakka takka iakka takka!

Meany:<font color="#330000">First level of Tattooed Monk.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Now what to get. *_*

TMG:<font color="#000000">...I will note that levelups won't happen until we're off this island, not to rain on everyone's parade, but just making sure. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">39572 for tathi, 18400 for Aelian.

GM:<font color="#000000">You'll have lots of time to decide. While I have you all here, I have an announcement.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">First level of gunman here!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Yes, Techy. I know.

TMG:<font color="#000000">announcement? o.o good or bad....

GM:<font color="#000000">Next week's game, I'll probably need to take off. I've got a rash of petsitting jobs, and I'll still be adjusting to the new sleep and driving schedule.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Or if we simply sleep on the boat.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Like last session. =3=

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">dervish 4..when we level up..I can cleave during dance, heh

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">You heard her folks!

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ohhh.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">FILLER FAIR!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">awww...heh

RAM:<font color="#990000">I also have an announcement, actually.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Can do. :B

RAM:<font color="#990000">Was gonna wait until Monday for it.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Righto. Acknolwedged Lia, probably no Akellon next week.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Technically I'm supposed to, but I think I can trust you all to not be terrorists.

TMG:<font color="#000000">...!! D: Liatai:<font color="#000000">Wait!

RAM:<font color="#990000">I'm deploying.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Don't say it here.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">o.o

TMG:<font color="#000000">No ram! Don't do anything you could get court-martialed for! D: TMG:<font color="#000000">or--

TMG:<font color="#000000">oh.

TMG:<font color="#000000">o.o

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">logs man

RAM:<font color="#990000">I won't get in trouble for it.

RAM:<font color="#990000">ANyway...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so///no posting akellon logs till monday!

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">oo-rah killer. And no, he's in no danger.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">We have no idea what company he is in.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I leave a week from tomorrow.

Meany:<font color="#330000">He's in all of the companies.

Meany:<font color="#330000">...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so does that mean your schedule will be up int he air again?

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">How long does the air force deploy for?

RAM:<font color="#990000">6 months.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Ouch.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Same as the marines.

TMG:<font color="#000000">wait...ohhh man. Does this--does this mean you won't be able to be around for games anymore, ram?

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Good luck to you, brother.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Indeed. Good luck. Stay safe.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I may, actually, still be able to make Akellon on Saturdays, depending.

TMG:<font color="#000000">....Huh.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Definitely not, I think.. he'll be deployment schedule. Internet is spotty, but hey, who knows?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Ghost.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Air Force.

TMG:<font color="#000000">I assume that's as long as you're not actually under attack and disarming bombs and stuff. :B

RAM:<font color="#990000">Internet is, like, one of the top priorities when setting up a base.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">what about greedverse?

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">rofl, think I don't know? I was comm. SPecifically, data. :P

RAM:<font color="#990000">Anyway, I can't give out any details on where I'm going yet.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAA.

TMG:<font color="#000000">No problem

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Yes?&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">YOU SUCK. FIX MY PRONZ.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Suffice to say, I will be quite safe where I am.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Fuck you!&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">What was that!?

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;I said aye sir!&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Mmkay, shall we take this to IRC? :B

RAM:<font color="#990000">Sure.

GM:<font color="#000000">Campaign file's been saved.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Righto! IR-oops!

TMG:<font color="#000000">ALmost forgot to update token

TMG:<font color="#000000">...nevermind. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Funniest louie ever. XD

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Saving campaign.

<font color="#0000ff">RAM is disconnected.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Ready for shut-down, draconic one?

<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Aye. :3

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Shutting down! ^^

<font color="#0000ff">Ghostwish is disconnected.

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