Session 58

Faerie has connected.

Ghostwish has connected.

Meany has connected.

Meany:Yoyoyo.

Ghostwish:Tathi plans on picking up Teleport, along with a few other support spells. :&gt;

Liatai:Heyo! :3

Liatai:If people want to preload the Lorellon maps, feel free to do so now. I'll be marking them player-invisible when the session starts proper.

Meany:Rapid loading is back. :V

Meany:Neat.

Meany:OHNOES.

Meany:Lazarus Estate full of Red Xs.

Liatai:Oh no! D:

Liatai:Try restarting MapTool?

Faerie:Same for me.

Meany:One sec.

Meany:YAY.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Dang. What the heck is up with the maps lately? &gt;:\

Meany:<font color="#993300">Canal is X free!

<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Ultimately? It's probably the size of the maps. Have you considered exporting some, saving them to your computer, and just deleting them from the campaign?

<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

Meany:<font color="#993300">No dice. D:

Meany:<font color="#993300">Hello?

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Hrm?

Meany:<font color="#993300">Okay, whew.

Meany:<font color="#993300">Router flicked off for a sec. :V

Meany:<font color="#993300">Thought I'd disconnect here, but it never seems to.

Meany:<font color="#993300">Kinda cool. :V

Meany:<font color="#993300">So...

Meany:<font color="#993300">What is to be done? =3=;

<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

Meany:<font color="#993300">:/

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I have -- I've got a ton of maps exported. ^^;;;;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Have you tried exiting MapTool and re-entering it, Meany?

<font color="#0000ff">Faerie is disconnected.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Yikes then.

<font color="#0000ff">Faerie has connected.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It seems last time it was a cache issue that got resolved by doing that a few times.

Meany:<font color="#993300">Yes.

Meany:<font color="#993300">One sec, going at it again.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">And same for me, I just restarted and it's still X's

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hmm...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Is the canal okay for you, Fae?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">One moment, let me get a Rin to let you see if the tokens are X's.

<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">I see everything. :.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">*:&gt;

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Canal is all fine for me.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Oops, lunch time, brb!

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Yeah, I see no problems on Canal.

Meany:<font color="#993300">:C

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well... hmm. Let me try something really quick.

Meany:<font color="#993300">...

Meany:<font color="#993300">WAIT.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">WHAT :O

Meany:<font color="#993300">That is the same clumsy wizard from the Arcane District of Castleton!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It is! Good eye! x3

Meany:<font color="#993300">Also.

Meany:<font color="#993300">IT'S DORF.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... well no wonder that elf looks uncomfortable. He's scoping out the elf to see if he'll be a good scout. :B *AXE'D*

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Something something Tomiko with the elf fetish, not Dorf.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">&gt;.&gt;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:P

Meany:<font color="#993300">No.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'm going to try exporting the Lazarus Estate map and putting it on the Swap.

Meany:<font color="#993300">But he doesn't like seeing people with good strong legs laze about.

Meany:<font color="#993300">&quot;GIT OFFA YER BUMS, AND GIT TAH WHORKIN.&quot;

Tokens dropped onto map 'Lorellon - Canal'Dorf Aias:<font color="#0000FF">YE IMPOSTAH

Stout Dwarf:<font color="#000000">OCH

Stout Dwarf:<font color="#000000">YE'LL NEVAH CATCH MEH


 * Stout Dwarf stumps off as fast as his dorfy legs can go.

Dorf Aias:<font color="#0000FF">GOT YER BEARD

Dorf Aias:<font color="#0000FF">GOTCHA

Stout Dwarf:<font color="#000000">OCH

Meany:<font color="#993300">Wait no.

Meany:<font color="#993300">It's Dorf's evil twin.

Meany:<font color="#993300">Also, afk. :V

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Okay, uploading...

<font color="#0000ff">Dr. Hatari has connected.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Is a Hatari! :O

<font color="#0000ff">VAE has connected.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Is a VAE! :O


 * Dr. Hatari crunches and creaks. =3=;;;;;;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hatari, VAE, when you have time, please help us out a little. People are having trouble loading the Lazarus Estate and seeing red X's, but say that the canal is fine. Is this true for you, too?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Let's see.

VAE:<font color="#000000">looking at it

VAE:<font color="#000000">also i'll need to make noms at some time after


 * VAE has slept most of the day

VAE:<font color="#000000">except for about 3 hours of RP back in Far Recon

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Wow. Canal looks great.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Loading estate.

Dorf Aias:<font color="#0000FF">LOOK CLOSER

VAE:<font color="#000000">what canal?

VAE:<font color="#000000">I just see the main path

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'll need to sneak an audience token around and reveal fog to check for X's. But, the front yard loaded just fine.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and then VBL

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The Lorellon - Canal map. :P

Tokens dropped onto map 'Lorellon - Lazarus Estate'VAE:<font color="#000000">I HAVE NO TOKEN AND I MUST SEE

Dorf Aias:<font color="#0000FF">SUDDENLY, TOMIKO GETS A VISITOR.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mea, lazarus estate

Liatai:<font color="#000000">For people who are seeing red X's, I've uploaded the Lazarus Estate map to the Swap's Documents. Maybe exiting out of this MapTool instance, opening another, and importing the map will help? There are no secrets on the map.

Tokens dropped onto map 'Lorellon - Lazarus Estate'<font color="#0000ff">Faerie is disconnected.

Dorf Aias:<font color="#0000FF">... joo followin' me?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I don't see any X's so far.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yep. It's 100% for me.

Dorf Aias:<font color="#0000FF">SAME.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Awesome. :3 Two people with fully loaded maps.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Good job with both maps, by the way. Pretty!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">-- Oh! Check the Cygnet, too. Added the cargo hold.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Thank you. x3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I noticed tech suggested last night I should have made it.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That would have been lulz

VAE:<font color="#000000">canal is OK

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It would have looked like ass. I've never even placed an object in maptools before.

VAE:<font color="#000000">?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD Oh dear!

VAE:<font color="#000000">why ?

VAE:<font color="#000000">I use loads of objects

VAE:<font color="#000000">they can have descriptors, and non-normalised sizes

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Noob.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Because I'm not much for actual visual design, I suppose.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">All of my creations in Minecraft and lego creator where always these hilariously bare-bones pragmatic constructs.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Like a box house. Or a single-block staircase rising to the skybox and turning at uneven 90 degree angles in a corkscrew. Or a pivoting dynamite catapult that I stuck onto one random base yellow brick and gave the flying vehicle tag.


 * Dr. Hatari is apparently the worst designer ever. :P

<font color="#0000ff">Faerie has connected.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Any luck, Fae?


 * Faerie coughs

Faerie:<font color="#006666">&gt;.&gt;

Faerie:<font color="#006666">So ah...restarting the client, it helps to close the client...and then start it up again. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I noticed that last time I got red X's for the docks map.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... yes, it does. XP *bops Fae on the head with a marshmallow*

Faerie:<font color="#006666">(I got that first part, but apparently the second part slipped my mind. &gt;.&gt; )

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Also yes, fixed.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">As far as I can see.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The first time I reloaded the docks map, about half the X's revealed themselves. The second time, everything was fine.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">And canal is fine.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But today everything was fine the first time.


 * Dr. Hatari scrolls around the canal checking out the adorable tokens. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Also, I'm surprised people noticed the clumsy wizard, but not the traveler and his dog, who have appeared in every town you've been to but Redtree. x3

<font color="#0000ff">VAE is disconnected.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Are they secretely going to be important later? :O


 * Dr. Hatari snrks at Amayan rogue.

<font color="#0000ff">VAE has connected.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#0000FF">IMPOSTAH.


 * VAE mroweth

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">I was blending!

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">come on, don't tell me that dwarf doesn't look familiar. :P

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Liatai, how'd you manage to change the colors so well?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I didn't. XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I just pulled it out of my token library. The Dorf resemblance didn't even click until you said it just now. XD

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Och!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It was a random dwarf image I'd tokened a while ago. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I wonder if Liatai is passingly familiar with Blazblue or if these are just the fruits of Meany's tokening labor.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">They're largely the fruits of Meany's labor.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'm more familiar with Guilty Gear than Blazblue. ^^;


 * Dr. Hatari sort of made a =w=;; face when he noticed Jin Kisuragi standing in the middle of a street wearing about-to-flip-his-shit face.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">His entire campaign storyline begins with weirdly marching through the capital city and butchering random people that get in his way.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... oops? :B I just thought he looked kind of like a sullen, colorful, eccentric wizard -- not one you'd want to cross, but not like that. ^^;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">No. He literally begins his storymode on a psychotic break and goes postal in the capital streets. =w=;;;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The Honda token is also hilarious.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oof. x3 I can understand the =w=;; face, then!


 * Dr. Hatari is probably the only one who'll appreciate the amusing Touhou groupings. x3

Meany:<font color="#993300">VAUDVILLE.

Meany:<font color="#993300">I mean, back.

Meany:<font color="#993300">8C

Meany:<font color="#993300">Still Xs.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">:U

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">What worked for me was completely closing out the client and reconnecting/reloading.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Did you try closing this MapTool instance, opening the Lazarus Estate map in another one, and then reconnecting to the server?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Lazarus Estate is in the Swap's documents.

Meany:<font color="#993300">I'll try.

<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.


 * VAE bears forth the gifts of Ramen

<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

Meany:<font color="#993300">Yay. :D

Meany:<font color="#993300">Worked.

Meany:<font color="#993300">Also, dang.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Woo! :D

Meany:<font color="#993300">Tom's house is smaller than expected.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">.... Smaller?&gt;:E


 * Liatai GNAWS ON MEANY. &gt;:E

Meany:<font color="#993300">I expected something on the size of Versaille.

Meany:<font color="#993300">:B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Considering Liatai was up until late o' clock and it's still pretty, I have no complaints.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I didn't build the other two floors because of time constraints. XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">what do you think Tom is, a capitalist?


 * Dr. Hatari contemplates asking about second floor for lulz.


 * Liatai gnaws on Hatari. &gt;:E

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;:E=w=;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

GM:<font color="#000000">Okay! Everybody here, everybody loaded?

GM:<font color="#000000">Please evacuate the Lorellon maps in favor of the Cygnet!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Mom, what happened to the second floor? There was a revolution, tommy. There are five worker families living in there now.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Wakka wakka.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Chaos took over every second floor in the galaxy.

GM:<font color="#000000">I left your tokens in the same positions where they were last game, but moved the NPCs around. Feel free to adjust.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">D:

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

Ezer:<font color="#006666">Ezer does what a dog of his palyer once did. Hide in an area where it's nice and shady. In this case, a stairs.

Amadre:<font color="#0000FF">Hi. :D

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'll be back in one shake.


 * VAE 's glasses are steamy from ramen

VAE:<font color="#000000">how much time has elapsed since coming on board?

Ezer:<font color="#006666">Gah!

Amadre:<font color="#0000FF">Where ya goin? :&gt;

GM:<font color="#000000">Good question! Let's find out.

Ezer:<font color="#006666">Ezer bounds OVER Amadre, to the other stairs.

Ezer:<font color="#006666">...

Ezer:<font color="#006666">Then back over Amadre again, and up the net to the crow's nest. I climb, you know, being a cat.

VAE:<font color="#000000">who is amadre?

Amadre:<font color="#0000FF">You gotta come down sooner or later. :)

VAE:<font color="#000000">will there be kittens/

Amadre:<font color="#0000FF">How could you forget? It's the elven hound that keeps tackling Miron. :P

Ezer:<font color="#006666">...

Ezer:<font color="#006666">Why would I have kittens with a dog? :[

Ezer:<font color="#006666">I'm not even female! D:

VAE:<font color="#000000">I was asking who's amadre, see

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">D&amp;D universe. You can be a half-anything half-anything.

VAE:<font color="#000000">since &quot;jumping over her&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Today is the 1st of Yondallon, and it's mid-afternoon. The Guardians have finally set forth on their journey to the west, to make strides toward finally getting the dragon out of Sszeyl's head once and for all, as well. as a few other errands that have been asked of them. For one, the delivery of a mysterious letter... speaking of which, who has the letter?

Ezer:<font color="#006666">...

VAE:<font color="#000000">dogs bang back to back, but cats actually do jump over.

Ezer:<font color="#006666">Over, not on her. :x

Ezer:<font color="#006666">...

VAE:<font color="#000000">as in, the way you'd think

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">AWESOME: http://scifi.icanhascheezburger.com/2011/11/15/sci-fi-fantasy-science-fact-time-lapse-view-of-earth-from-space/

Ezer:<font color="#006666">Exer claws VAE. &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 1 + 5 = 6&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d3+1 = 2 + 1 = 3&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Ezer:<font color="#006666">&gt;.&gt;

Ezer:<font color="#006666">You win this time.


 * VAE claws back

Meany:<font color="#993300">I saw that, Ghost.

Meany:<font color="#993300">Was epically boring.

Meany:<font color="#993300">:V

GM:<font color="#000000">It's been about half an hour since the Cygnet shoved off, and they've been making good time down the river. You can still see Castleton behind you on the southern bank if you look.


 * VAE is of lynx

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">x.x

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">You fail at life, Meany. XP

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Why does thing need to move so much?

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( Ghost, the planet itself froman orbital view isn't interesting. ))

GM:<font color="#000000">Now... who has Silverthrush's letter in their inventory? =3=

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( Yes, it's pretty and lights up. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( Anything else? No. :V ))

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron spends time on-ship by perusing the brewmaker, and trying not to look out of windows

GM:<font color="#000000">Or do I need to give it to an NPC? :P

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( I believe Tathi had it. ))

Miron:<font color="#000000">He sits on the floor, in the corner of one of the rooms

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Kindly move your token to a room, Miron. :3

Miron:<font color="#000000">The one with no windows, of course.


 * Kelsey Selkirk peers in. &quot;... What're you doing in the crew's quarters?&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( ...There are no guest rooms with no window. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( windows* ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The windows have curtains.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Silverthrush... Silverthrush... you know, if I can't even place the name, I highly doubt I have the letter.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Which is why he just got scolded. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">*hic* &quot;Sitting. Want some?&quot; Points him to the brewmaker

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Okay then, -I- have the letter. :E

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well, think of it this way. Water coming in is trouble, too.

Kelsey Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sir, I'm sorry, but you can't stay here, this is the crew's bunk.&quot; &gt;.&gt;; &quot;Is there something wrong?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">. ..

GM:<font color="#000000">Feel free to move wherever you like and do whatever you like. Take it away!


 * Thomas Lazarus looks up from his reading, noticing a commotion.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; =3=

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron just stares, trying to think of everything wrong with the fact that the floor moves every time he takes a step, he has a bloody drow to take care about, and they could literally sink every minute.

Miron:<font color="#000000">And then, how to say it in one sentence.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi's on the front of the ship, just enjoying the waves.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;You like river?&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus peeks in.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Brother?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Where should.. I go then?.. *hic* .. miss.. er.. mister.. whoever you are?&quot;

Elros:<font color="#006666">Elros is on deck, just enjoying the air. He's never been on a ship before that he can remember, but finds it generally pleasant.

Miron: <font color="#0">(( to selkirk ))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; =w=;;;;;;;;;;;

VAE:<font color="#000000">the token looks a little misterly

Kelsey Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;You could go anywhere else... is there a reason you came in here?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Sszeyl does not find it pleasant. He's clinging to the rail. =w=;;;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot; *hic* There are no ... windows. *hic* ... It's safer. &quot;

Meany:<font color="#993300">Actually, for someone of a gnome's stature.

Meany:<font color="#993300">A porthole is a viable means of escape.

Meany:<font color="#993300">:D

VAE:<font color="#000000">Does he know how to swim, I ask?

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;It's relaxing. I haven't been on a boat in a while.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#993300">Actually, yes.

Meany:<font color="#993300">Everyone knows how to doggy paddle.

Meany:<font color="#993300">It's instinct.

Meany:<font color="#993300">=3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">also, hmm. I wonder why did I not record the spells from back in Sargano's tomb into his spellbook, all of them. From the scrolls


 * VAE facepaws at the thought. Stupid lynx

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tell that to people who drown in a thrashing cold panic. =3=

Meany:<font color="#993300">I will. =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh, quit being a bother to our hosts and come out of there, Miron.&quot; He offers Kelsey a fretting smile.

Kelsey Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's fine! Not the first time we've transported people who are afraid of the water.&quot; ^^;


 * Sszeyl creeps across the rail.

Kelsey Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;If that's all it is, you can always nip down to the hold. No windows there! Or the galley.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Then stumbles over to the hatch. =w=;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;An.. inquisitor .. fears nothing, miss! *hic*&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron, with an uneasy walk, stumbles out of the room.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Also, jeeze, it's like two o clock.&quot; =w=;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;When were you on a ship last?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">And in lieu of climbing down stairs in this, he just drops. =w=

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Slow fall, ftw.

Kelsey Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot; -- !! Sir, are you okay?!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Quite.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus indicates the upper-left passenger's quarter.

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor, unsurprisingly does the same.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Just couldn't climb in this turbulence. =w=;;&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">And falls on Sszeyl.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Mmmm. Seventy years ago? Sounds about right.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I've got my things in that room if you want to --&quot; =e=

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Wait, Miron just... fell on the floor? :B

Meany:<font color="#993300">He's drunk.

Meany:<font color="#993300">:B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The hold is down the trap door. That ladder just goes back up to the deck.

Elros:<font color="#006666">...I hear a commotion. Do I really want to know? =3=;

Meany:<font color="#993300">Yes.

Elros:<font color="#006666">...no, no I don't.

Meany:<font color="#993300">Yes you do, because you need characterization. :B

Elros:<font color="#006666">:B


 * Thomas Lazarus sighs lightly.

Stanley Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;'''Oy! Everything all right down there?'''&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">He tripped.


 * Thomas Lazarus gives Kelsey an 'I'm sorry' look. ^_^;

Elros:<font color="#006666">But it's peaceful up here. D:

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Come on, you.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus helps Miron up and makes sure Sszeyl is okay.

Kelsey Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;Everything's fine! Just got two people who aren't used to the river yet.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thank you... brother *hic*&quot; Miron has fallen quite bad, protecting the brewmaker from harm by his body.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Sszeyl rises to his feet, all vampire-ish from the movies.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Not a drop must spill, see.

Stanley Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;A'right, give a shout if you need a hand.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">where did Thomas go?

VAE:<font color="#000000">supposedly he follows him

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Thank you for the concern. :3&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Into the southern room.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The galley, I think it is.

VAE:<font color="#000000">(found)


 * Sszeyl shows the artisan's kit. &quot;I'm a painter, so if any of your crew have free time for a portrait, give me a ring. Totally free of charge. :3&quot;


 * Edaric is strumming a tune and swapping tales with the sailor at the stove, while Terri listens raptly. :3

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 17 + 14 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Perform check...

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( Suddenly, Genies. ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">lolwut

Elros:<font color="#006666">Elros takes a peek downstairs. Just to make sure you lot aren't getting into trouble.


 * Swallowtail blinks. &quot;Always forget, how long elves live.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron sits at the table, head in arms, staring forth. &quot;Fourteen.. days&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Goodness..&quot; ^^;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That rather reminds me. Where was it you're from originally, Miron..?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">is that guy a mage? given he has kitty familiar

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;...is Miron alright? As much as he can be?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;*hic* Kemmer...&quot;

Scarlet:<font color="#000000">Nope! I'm not his familiar. I'm Stans. :D

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It can't be Mazio. They're all water there, aren't they?&quot;

Scarlet:<font color="#000000">*Stan's.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It.. isn't&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus nods to Elros.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not anymore..&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus seems to realize now what Kemmer is, and looks as though he regrets bringing it up. &gt;.&gt;;;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;A-ah.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;because of those.. *hic* cursed, damned.. spiderfuck spawn DROW&quot; *slams fist on table*

VAE:<font color="#000000">Drunk Miron is funny

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Quite.


 * Thomas Lazarus sighs lightly and nudges Miron with the toe of his greave.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Imagine a three foot four gnome slamming fist on table

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Mr. Miron!&quot; Terri looks aghast. D:

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;Funny.&quot; Airquotes.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hey, now. Watch that language around our youngster.&quot; =w=;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&#171; &#160;1d20+8+mod = 4 + 8 + = 12&#160; <font color="#993300">&#187; Craft (painting) check!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I hear a commotion from below. Want to come and see if I can't torch someone to quiet things down?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Youngster.. you mean Terri?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">brb, nature calls

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not good idea on the water...&quot; :B


 * Thomas Lazarus is caught. =3=;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Amadre, leave the smelly cat alone.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">The three-section-staff is slowly getting decent decals. :9

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ah... human youngster.&quot;

Amadre:<font color="#0000FF">Awww. :

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Anyways! You should pace yourself better, brother. It's still early and you've went and gotten totally sloshed. And I know you can hold your alcohol, so there's no excuse.&quot;

Mateo Selkirk:<font color="#000000">A kid clambers up into the crow's nest... &quot;-- Kitty!&quot; :D

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi pokes her head in. &quot;I could hear the racket from on front of the ship. What's going on?&quot;


 * Mateo Selkirk holds out a hand for Ezer to sniff, balancing easily on the rigging.


 * Thomas Lazarus makes a dismissive 'not a big deal' gesture with his hand.

Ezer:<font color="#006666">Hello. You're not a dog. :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Just some discussion.&quot;


 * Ezer licks mateo's hand.

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;Miron is a...tad drunk. That's all.&quot;


 * Mateo Selkirk scritches! &quot;You're a nice kitty! Wanna help me keep watch?&quot; :D

VAE:<font color="#000000">where the fuck do you get hornets in second half of november

VAE:<font color="#000000">or really huge wasps

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">They're probably trying to get inside your house to escape the freeze.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Drunk?&quot; Tathi rolls her eyes. &quot;Lightweight.&quot;

Ezer:<font color="#006666">Ezer just kinda smiles at Mateo. You don't speak cat, either. :3;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That's what our yellow-jackets were doing before I went all axe-murderer on them.


 * VAE used raid. since it was outside his room

Mateo Selkirk:<font color="#000000">Really now?

VAE:<font color="#000000">inside, he uses shoe

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;Well, let's not make this a competition.&quot;

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;...at least while we have children around.&quot;

Elros:<font color="#006666">=3=;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron looks at Tathi. &quot;Lightweight.. *hic* ... I could outdrink you any..day.. young miss!&quot;

Mateo Selkirk:<font color="#000000">Suddenly, quiet catspeak. &quot;-What's your name, kitty? I'm Mateo.-&quot;

Ezer:<font color="#006666">... :O You can talk?

Amadre:<font color="#0000FF">Hi! Hi! Hi! Pet me?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Raid in the perimeter of the hive I could get at. Survival daggers on the ones that drunkenly wandered into the kitchen to die of slow risidual poisoning and/or temperature loss.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 15 + 8 = 23&#160; <font color="#993300">&#187; Craft painting to get some colour in these outlines. :V

Mateo Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;-Yeah! But shhhh. It's a secret.-&quot;


 * Dr. Hatari went through like 25+ yellow jackets. =3=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">heh


 * Dr. Hatari was wondering when they would be all dead finally.

VAE:<font color="#000000">during the summer, sometimes I get that in a night

Ezer:<font color="#006666">I don't think I could tell anyone, even if I wanted to. =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">a little less.. record was 16 i tink

VAE:<font color="#000000">our college seems to have an assload of them coming from somewhere.

Mateo Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;-Dad speaks animal, too, a little. He doesn't do it too often.-&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Also we have giant daggers laying around pretty much every square inch of the house, so it was the most weapon-like thing I could grab in the kitchen. Being a real weapon, it worked fine. :P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But I digress from game. &gt;.&gt;;

VAE:<font color="#000000">hee

Mateo Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;-Wanna help me keep watch for a little?-&quot; :D


 * Terri happily pets the elven hound.


 * Thomas Lazarus gives Tathi such a =3= look after her remark.

Ezer:<font color="#006666">Sure! I don't know how, but I'm not going down there for a while. =3=;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Wanna make that a bet, gnome?&quot;

Amadre:<font color="#0000FF">Yaaaaay! ^_^

Mateo Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;-What'sa matter? Seasick?-&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;*hic* I .. do!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Give me a break. Miron beat Anise.&quot; =w=;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You can't weigh more than sixty pounds.&quot;

Ezer:<font color="#006666">Who, me? No, just dogs. D:


 * VAE shall be proud of that day. Ever


 * Edaric clears his throat. &gt;.&gt;;

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;Could you two at least wait until we're on shore?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey, this is just our first day, and we do have kids around. Let's take it easy and not make a reputation as drunks, yeah?&quot; &gt;.&gt;;

Mateo Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;-Ohhhhh. Okay! Don't worry, I'll help keep you safe from dogs!-&quot; :D &quot;-It's really easy t'keep watch -- just look ahead an' yell out if you see anythin' dangerous!-&quot;

Mateo Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;-... or make a loud noise or somethin.'-&quot; :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why .. on shore.. *hic* There are no.. waves there. And drow... drow everywhere.&quot;

Ezer:<font color="#006666">I can...meow kinda loudly.

Mateo Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;-That works!-&quot;

Ezer:<font color="#006666">Exer climbs up onto the railing. Since he's a cat, and has good balance.


 * Thomas Lazarus rubs his chin. That... would be the second time in the relatively short span he has known Terri that she would have seen them getting into a drinking competition. And probably the fourth time she saw one of the guardians totally plastered. =w=;;;;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Good point.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">I wonder what did it take for someone with 17 con to get drunk this quick


 * Mateo Selkirk takes out a spyglass and looks over the horizon proudly, as the magic fades.

Scarlet:<font color="#000000">A cat hops up into the chair near Miron and sniffs at the brewmaker. :9

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Cats! ... the familiar.. of witches!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Like.. *hic* .. Pamela!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">After the painting is done, and is drying, the Drow cracks open one of the books about the Underdark war, and starts reading.

Scarlet:<font color="#000000">Purr purr purr... lick at the brewmaker. :9

VAE:<font color="#000000">what was he painting?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Brother.&quot; ^^;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's.. trying to bewitch.. my *hic* .. brewmaker!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It's just a friendly cat. My mother has a cat familiar.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#993300">Just decorating a weapon.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Wizard or sorcerer?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;YOUR MOTHER?&quot; Miron looks shocked.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=w=;

Scarlet:<font color="#000000">Ooh, this is tasty. :9 Lick lick lick.

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;The majority of cats are not nefarious, you know.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus shoos Scarlet from the brewmaker juices. Who knows what that'll do to your metabolism. I don't. D:

Elros:<font color="#006666">Then again, trying to reason with a drunk man... &gt;.&gt;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nefarious... only because *hic* .. you haven't ... seen them.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;You're drunk, Miron.&quot;


 * Scarlet nuzzles Thomas' hand and purrs as she is shooed.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I.. aren't .. *hic* .. drunk. It's.. the ship making me.. move like that.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Oh? Is it the ship that's also pumping large quantities of ale and spirits into your blood? Interesting ship.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Actually, neither. She's a mage. She has always stressed the apparent importance in the different terms and titles, even though most people use them interchangably. Not that I would otherwise know any better.&quot; ^^; &quot;But she's certainly not some incredible wizard with city-leveling magic or anything.&quot;

Scarlet:<font color="#000000">Purrrrr.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">:D

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Mmmm, a spellscribe maybe?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Spirits... that's why we're.. *hic* here... to exorcise.. *hic*&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus gains 1 x Scarlet.


 * Thomas Lazarus pets. |3

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;Alcohol, she means.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Alcohol.. spirits? Never.. seen one.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#993300">Because Cole ain't here.

Meany:<font color="#993300">:D

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Only.. water. Bloody... buggers.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Maybe .. if a fire.. and *hic* water.. spirit.. you know..&quot; Miron laughs.


 * Scarlet keeps purring, eyes closing.

VAE:<font color="#000000">next day wil lbe funny.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Annoyed inquisitor with a headache of century.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I don't think so. She's a civil servant that helps with the Pelorites and their duties. She even knows some healing spells. But, I don't believe they're divine. Something about.. assembling arcane.. something-or-other with the positive energy plane.&quot; ^^;;

Elros:<font color="#006666">Oh good gods, hangover on a ship. I may have to jump overbord.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I couldn't even begin to tell you how it works. But I know she isn't a divine anchor like me.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">adept?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Da.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron pours himself more .. stuff from the brewmaker. It has apparently been somewhat .. reinforced.


 * Thomas Lazarus has been adopted. Oh no. Will save to break away from his master's control. D| &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 16 + 7 = 23&#160;  &#187;


 * Thomas Lazarus intervenes. &quot;Hey, now.&quot; Miron's drink is pilfered!

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">When suddenly.

Scarlet:<font color="#000000">The purrs start to quiet down as the cat drifts into nap-ville. Seems she's completely unperturbed by the waves and the fact that she's laying on armor. |3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You're going to pass out before nightfall at that rate..&quot; =w=;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you... want one too... *hic* wait for.. your turn!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Hello.&quot;

Selda Griswold:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hello.&quot;

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;Miron, perhaps you might want to stop? Or at least switch to something else?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Aren't these for coffee, anyways..?&quot; =w=

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">The heavily cloaked drow moves in short bursts, leaning against the wall. =3=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Not dwarven ones.

VAE:<font color="#000000">That's the brilliance of it

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;So here is where the people are at.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus waves.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also, if only Gnogglebolt seen this XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">rememmber his attitude to booze


 * Sszeyl waves artisan kit. =3=

Cob Oress:<font color="#000000">&quot;We have some aboard if you'd like that. Not much, but some.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Hey, Terri. =3=&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron looks at the source of movement/

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Immediately, the Drow gets to work painting- again!

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hi Mr. Sszeyl.&quot; :3 &quot;Still gettin' used to the ship?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;DROW! .. and there's .. tWO OF THEM!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 14 + 8 = 22&#160; <font color="#993300">&#187; Crafting some artz. And second blow! &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 10 + 8 = 18&#160; <font color="#993300">&#187; !


 * Thomas Lazarus droops slightly.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;No, Miron. I'm just an elf with a hood.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron attempts to stand up.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;You're dreaming again.&quot;

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;Maybe if we're lucky, Miron will just pass out drunk?&quot; &gt;.&gt;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;And yes, Terri, I am.&quot; =3=

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You look.. like a drow.. I know...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; There's just one. And it's Sszeyl. You're definitely going dry for the rest of the day.&quot; =w=;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;You drank too much beer, Miron.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;That's your brother, Miron.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;You're dreaming again.&quot;


 * Edaric sighs, shakes his head... and keeps playing.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;So.. the second one... must be an impostor!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Hurry and wake up before Thomas eats your breakfast.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;My .. brother... they all.... Them! ... *hic* Those .. spiderfuckers.. did it!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;How blue. =3=&quot;

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Mister Miron!&quot; &gt;:O

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron once again appears more aggressive.. well, not like it has an effect, given his state.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I should be thinking like Thomas.

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's a bad word!&quot; &gt;:O

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And not laughing at Terri's responses.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Miron! Language, before I sic the hounds on you!&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Terri, hold this. =3=&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Bad word... for bad *hic* people.. not people... Seize them! Both!&quot;


 * Sszeyl passes a paintbrush, and a canvas over to the little girl.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ooooookay, that's enough of that, I think.&quot; =w=;


 * Edaric keeps playing... Miron, make a DC 16 Will save or face being... calm. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron lifts his hand and swings it wildly, pointing at &quot;both&quot;.


 * Thomas Lazarus deposits Scarlet onto the floor gently before standing.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">The drow gets up, and goes to his room real quick, coming back with some books.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 19 + 10 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; - +2 on mind affecting things ,to save.


 * Scarlet blinks sleepily before purring drowsily and drifting back to sleep.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Come on, brother. You're getting a detox spell before you burn down the ship or something attacking the Sszeyls.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">But on the way back, seeing Miron acting so...Mironly.

VAE:<font color="#000000">wait, that doesn't apply


 * Thomas Lazarus guides the gnome back to their room. =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">+8 only. .it was illusions and enchantments

VAE:<font color="#000000">not sure if this was enchantment

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">He bobs Miron on the head. =3=

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Dancing Lights around you, now.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It was, I think. Calm Emotions.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;ASSAULT! MURDER!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">So then it does

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron attempts to hit the drow with his fist,but before he turns over, he's gone.

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( brb. ))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;(Pelor give me patience.)&quot; =3= He drags Miron out of the place.

Miron:<font color="#000000">He looks at the lights around him for a moment, looking cross-eyed.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lights.. .wisps! We need.. *hic* an exorcist!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;They .. burn.. *snore&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We need to exorcise some spirts, alright.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus deposits the gnome on a bunk. =w=;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Apparently ,the inquisitor fell asleep.

Cob Oress:<font color="#000000">The cook just shakes his head and chuckles. &quot;... and the captain said you were worried about our reactions to a drow on board.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi sighs, propping open her spellbook.. Let's see what spells she can copy down today. Maybe Terri will take an interest in the flip side of magic. ;)

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Sszeyl cracks open the books again, and checks some paragraphs.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron lies down on the bed as placed, drool beginnign to drip from one corner of his mouth.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">She eyes some of the 5th level spells out of Asterac's spellbook. Those would be -damn- useful. But, let's see what the 4th ring offers.


 * Thomas Lazarus also takes a seat on a bunk and falls into prayer.

Cob Oress:<font color="#000000">&quot;Don't think I caught most of your names, either. The captain's got them in his logbook, but I haven't seen it. I know Edaric, Terri.. caught the name Miron... Say-ell?&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus takes 15 minutes to fill an open spellslot with Remove Poison.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahaha

Tathi: <font color="#ff">(( all the while miron is raving drunkenly. :P ))

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Hmmm. Greater Wings of Air. Interesting. What book is that in?

Hakutaku:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;HOW DID ... SHJOO GUYS FIND THIS PLACE?!&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Spell Compendium. It improves your flight maneuverability, I believe, if you have a flight speed. One moment.

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;Yes, the one who just had to be dragged out of here.&quot;

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;He's...not usually that bad, I thought. Not usually so drunken.&quot;

Cob Oress:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's a relief. Thought I'd have to mix up hangover remedies every day.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">After a little while, Thomas opens his eyes and unfolds his hands.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Sszeyl.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;More Z than S.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Ah, so it is.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Congratulations, Terri.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ah, yes. Wings of Air, Greater. The subject must be capable of flight using wings, and it improves the creature's maneuverability by two steps.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">You get to see one of the first images of Mrystina of Zaughim in over a hundred years.

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Who's that?&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus quietly intones a spell and lays a hand over Miron's forehead. A soft glow later, his system is safely purged of toxins and spared the eventual hangover he so totally would have deserved. But I'm being generous because I understand you hate boats and you've had a rough week and stuff. =3= *cure so~ounds!*

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;The Leader of the Drow before Zilvudar.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... actually, Remove Poison doesn't remove the hangover... but details! x3 We'll let it slide this time.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;She was the Head Priestess of Lolth, and is now long dead.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">*Neutralize Poison

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well. Good. =3=

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;She doesn't look happy.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">oh man

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;She hardly ever was, I imagine.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">miron might totally flip out at the image, if he sees it

VAE:<font color="#000000">That is, if she was known among the drow enemies

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;She got to her position by killing her sisters, and her best friends, and forever cut off the power to make new ones to cement her rule.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">She was... if only by reputation.

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( She was never on the front lines, I imagine. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">^That.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It probably is one of those rare few bonafide evil Drow we see so few of in this world. :B *assassinated(

VAE:<font color="#000000">Not in the front lines ,but some knowledge.. i imagine after the drow got chopped there were &quot;WANTED&quot; posters of her

Meany:<font color="#993300">:B


 * Thomas Lazarus hops back on his bunk and takes out one of his books from earlier.

VAE:<font color="#000000">kinda like after WWII people were looking for high-up fascists

Miron:<font color="#000000">*snore*

Meany:<font color="#993300">...

Meany:<font color="#993300">Oh wow. =3=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He keeps the slumbering gnome company for a while and continues to catch up on his planar cosmology and diabolism reading.

Meany:<font color="#993300">I probably read the room assignments wrong.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">From the wiki: One of the five Great Houses targeted by the Order of Orgolloyss, whose members are to be killed or assimilated on sight. House Zaughim was a highly devout house, producing a great many strong priestesses in Lolth's name. The head priestess of Lolth before Orgolloyss' takeover of Ezzebek was a member of House Zaughim -- Mrystina of Zaughim. She was slain by Zilvudar of Orgolloyss himself, before the whole of the city, with just a touch and a willed thought from the Chief Monstrosity. This formally established Zilvudar's rule of terror over Ezzebek and surrounding territories. Without their head priestess, and with their Matron Mother slain by Zilvudar's agents, House Zaughim fell into disarray and was quickly routed. It is now considered an extinct house. If any members still live, they are either well-hidden or no longer in Orgolloyss-controlled territory.

Meany:<font color="#993300">Because that's the room Sszeyl was in.

Meany:<font color="#993300">=3=;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I don't think there were any yet.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Mmmm. Thunderlance might be just what she's been looking for. Something to handle those targets the others are fighting.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The rooms hold four people each, anyway.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I just randomly picked a room no one was in yet.

Meany:<font color="#993300">Ah.

Meany:<font color="#993300">Kay.

VAE:<font color="#000000">that'd be funny

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron ending up in Sszeyl's room

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Miron has to sleep in the bunk over Sszeyl's bed.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It also has no ladder.

VAE:<font color="#000000">*nod*

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahaha

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">DEAL WITH IT.

VAE:<font color="#000000">when he wakes up will be funny

Meany:<font color="#993300">&quot;Hello, handsome. Was it good for you?&quot; &quot;...*girlish scream that shatteres the window*&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Bwhahahaha

Meany:<font color="#993300">&quot;Sszeyl! Stop traumatizing the gnome!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">he'd probably jump out of it

Selda Griswold:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oy, Cob, got anything ready? I'm starved -- hm. Crowd in here.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus would probably have gotten strange looks from the crew while reading these books, anyways. =w=;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Energy Spheres is interesting too. And now I forget how many spells a day I can scribe into my book. XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">One. :B

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( I imagine he has these horrifying leather-stitched bleeding grimoires and such like the Codex Damnorum and Necronomicon. Being read by this sunny dopey Pelorite to pass the time. ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">The Drow rolls up the canvas once it's dry.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 1 + 8 = 9&#160; <font color="#993300">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+8 = 16 + 8 = 24&#160; <font color="#993300">&#187; Double crafting of painting. No whammies!

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Close enough!

Cob Oress:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hash browns're almost done. Any of you hungry?&quot;

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hash browns?&quot; :9

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Oh definitely.&quot; Tathi says, finally looking up from her spellbook.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus is missing hashbrowns. D:

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;Mmm, some food might be nice.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Terri gets to see the figure of a hunch-backed old drow man in a long purple coat, with a narrow, birdlike face glaring out at the viewer with one solidly white eye.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Not presently. =3=&quot;

Cob Oress:<font color="#000000">The smell of frying potatoes and onions is drifting through the ship's halls temptingly...

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Amadre, be a dear and go fetch Thomas. He's probably hungry.&quot;

Amadre:<font color="#0000FF">Woof. :D

Amadre:<font color="#0000FF">Bark! :D

Scarlet:<font color="#000000">I heard hashbrowns! :D

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">This room smells like steel and drunk. =3=


 * Thomas Lazarus looks up.


 * Cob Oress nudges the cat's face away. &quot;Not for you, love.&quot;

Amadre:<font color="#0000FF">Oof. &gt;|

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Now what're you doing here?&quot;

Amadre:<font color="#0000FF">Woof! Wag wag wag. :&gt;

Scarlet:<font color="#000000">Purrrrrrr? {83

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Shhhh.&quot; D|

Amadre:<font color="#0000FF">&gt;:O. Fine! She clamps down on Thomas' gauntlet, and pulls, trying to pull the big templar along.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">What's that you say? Terri's stuck in a well? D:

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 17 + 8 = 25&#160; <font color="#993300">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+8 = 7 + 8 = 15&#160; <font color="#993300">&#187; Crafting some pictures...

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Ooh.

Amadre:<font color="#0000FF">Woof! ^_^


 * Thomas Lazarus returns, fetched. =3=;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Good girl. Thomas, want some hashbrowns?&quot;

Amadre:<font color="#0000FF">Wag wag wag. ^_^

Terri:<font color="#000000">Petpetpet. :D

Amadre:<font color="#0000FF">^.^!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh. Certainly!&quot;


 * Cob Oress serves up a plate full of fried potato.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Behold, an image of a young, svelte Drow in flowing gray/purple garb, holding spheres of black fire in his hands, while smaller spheres hang from his ear lobes as decorations. The look on his face is very akin to Tathi about to inflict grievous harm on someone.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">:9


 * Selda Griswold wastes no time in tucking in. &gt;:9


 * Dr. Hatari is super tempted

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">to go warm up oven for hash browns.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... okay, I admit it.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Fuck it I'm doin it :O

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi and Aelian happily munch on the hashbrowns, and seems like Tathi has finally decided on the Orb of Electricity spell. Here goes..

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I made it hashbrowns because we're having hashbrowns for dinner. XD

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 1 + 12 = 13&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; spellcraft! -5 if its necromancy or illusion, +2 if it's evocation!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">SON OF A 1.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">... pitifully, with the plus to evocation, it'd make it. XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Not quite. It's 15 + spell level.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">DOH

Elros:<font color="#006666">Elros nibbles hashbrowns, and sincerely hopes he's not about to get electrocuted by tathi. :B

Meany:<font color="#993300">:B

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">I thought it was 10. x.x

Meany:<font color="#993300">Am I the only one here who doesn't like hashbrowns/

Meany:<font color="#993300">?*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">So no Orb of Electricity from Asterac's spellbook until you gain a rank in Spellcraft.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">FREAK. :P

Selda Griswold:<font color="#000000">&quot;So. Adventurers, huh.&quot;

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;Last I heard.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Si.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Dang it, I think I borked this..&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I used to not like hashbrowns at all.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But that is because I got them from the highschool.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And they were shit. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">hashbrowns are nice

VAE:<font color="#000000">even microwaved

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Thomas gets a rolled up bit of canvas handed to him. &quot;Pass that to Miron, with the message to remember whom he should blame for his waking nightmares.&quot;


 * VAE approves

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Ooh, someone is definitely -not- feeling sympathetic.

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's just evil.


 * Thomas Lazarus looks up from his eating. &quot;?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">you get the VAE award

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Hmmmmm.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">It's the Mrystina of Zaughim painting.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas sets his fork aside for a moment and takes a moment to look at the image. :.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Strum, nom, strum, nom nom, strum...

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Edaric.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Nom?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hmm. It's a good image.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Oh how to ask this.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... But while I have no idea who this is, I'm pretty sure he would just be furious.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Do you know any place they sell Amayan music?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Isn't he always?&quot;

Tathi: <font color="#ff">(( afk a sec ))


 * Thomas Lazarus sighs lightly.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You know, as a matter of fact, he's not.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It's just around the guardians.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Hmm.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus points a fork at Sszeyl accusingly. =3=

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;He needs to learn to let go of that anger. Of that guilt.&quot;

Tathi: <font color="#ff">(( I return! ))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It doesn't exactly help matters that you clearly egg him on about it.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Anger and guilt should be catalysts to action, not driving forces.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;So.. while he's in the leaden mace, he turns into this sunshine spewing, rainbow farting faerie?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian pauses in mid-munch. What.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I wouldn't describe it quite like that. But he really is a totally different person amongst friends.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Yes, I do. Because I have done nothing to earn his anger, and I'm not going to let him just plow around with it.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I've been trying to get him to ease up on ya'll, but...&quot; ^^;

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( Props on the Hatari. ))

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Honestly, beyond the pres-pranks, I've left him be.&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( His mispelling of y'all gives me hope for humanity. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( Just like every time someone mispells Snooki's name. ))

Ghostwish: <font color="#ff">(( its yall, you non-texan heathens. ))


 * VAE rofls

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">=3=;


 * Dr. Hatari doesn't understand.

Selda Griswold:<font color="#000000">Oh gee, look what time it is. It's time to take some hashbrowns and leave while the adventurers sort out their difficulties. &gt;.&gt;;

Meany:<font color="#993300">SILENCE, COWBOY.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Woss with y'all buggers?

Meany:<font color="#993300">GO BACK TO YOUR FOOTBALL.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">o.o


 * Ghostwish lassos Meany. &gt;:O


 * Meany chokes.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#993300">NO.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#993300">TAKE ME WITH YOU.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#993300">DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THESE PEOPLE. D:

Scarlet:<font color="#000000">Omnomnom potato scraps. :9

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That's not the point, Sszeyl.&quot; &gt;: &quot;..Sometimes you need to be the one to give a little to smooth out a dispute, even if you're in the right. People's egos and wounds and pride are not something you can treat indifferently.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You need to exercise temperance and tact sometimes. Even if you're alone at first.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Until you learn fireball and lightning bolt, and then you can go to town on them.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=w=;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">=.=;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">I already can, meatsack.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Silence, you!


 * Thomas Lazarus sighs lightly. &quot;..Anyways. You're under no special obligation to be nicer to him than you already are. I know that.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I just want us to get along better.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;But out of respect for you.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;I shall give him a chance.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">One.

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( :D ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( Snugglecat arrives! ))

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;It would be nicer to have the crazy little dwarf a bit closer to the rest of the party. He gets a bit jarring at times.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Thank you. We're going to be on assignment with you for some time, I imagine. The better we get along.. well.. the better.&quot; ^^;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Know this.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;When Tebryn arrives, Miron shall be respectful toward him.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;For if Tebryn commands Miron be reprimanded, I will have to comply. =3=; Saying no is not an option.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hmm..?&quot; He thinks a moment. I'm not sure if Thomas has or has not heard that name before.


 * Thomas Lazarus blinks.

VAE:<font color="#000000">HAHA NOPE

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Who might that be?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">like that'll ever happen

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;To use your language.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;My boss.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I see.. from, ah, Ezzebek?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Sszeyl, you can demand respect all you want. But if you don't have the ability to rip reality open over their heads, you're better off earning it. If you can bring Miron to respect you, he'll probably respect your boss. Otherwise, I don't see it happening.&quot;

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;...not of the group who wants you killed, I hope.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Respect. Goddamnit I'm a wizard.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Another Orgolloyss monk?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Yes.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You know, I was a wizard in my original setting. =3=

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">WAS THAT A CRITICAL MISS?

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&gt;:P

Meany:<font color="#993300">Shall we move on, or is there more planned rp? :o

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Yes, I can see this meeting going disasteriously. Miron will be all drow this and drow that, and then try to interrogate him. Or drink him under the table. Maybe both.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Fair point. I had no actual RP points to bring up this afternoon. Idle talk could continue indefinitely or not.

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD


 * Thomas Lazarus sighs.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Back sorry got called in for potato chopping.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">HASHBROWNS!? :O

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Probably.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes. :B

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;Perhaps we should just keep Miron gagged? Or perhaps confined to a room?&quot;

Elros:<font color="#006666">:B

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;So, Sszeyl, it would be vital for you to work on your relationship with Miron, or forget about introducing your boss at all.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;That's a tad.. extreme, Elros.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Shut up you, let the Elros continue talking.,

VAE:<font color="#000000">AHAHAHA

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nomination

VAE:<font color="#000000">that was win

Meany:<font color="#993300">:V

Meany:<font color="#993300">So, onward to next scheduled plot point?

GM:<font color="#000000">Onwards! But first. Might as well pick out your cabins.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We're not always drunk and fighting, Terri. I promise. =3=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron waking up with the picture of someone he hates the guts of staring at him with a gift note?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Just ....... well, a lot, I admit.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">But not always.

Elros:<font color="#006666">I'm just saying. =3=;

Meany:<font color="#993300">3, for me.

Amadre:<font color="#0000FF">Woof! Wag wag wag. :&gt;


 * Edaric clears his throat. &quot;... uhm... anyway... Sszeyl... I... admittely haven't bought music in six years.&quot; =3=;;;

Elros:<font color="#006666">I guess I'll have 1 then.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Dang. :V&quot;

Terri:<font color="#000000">Which one should I have? :o

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Terri should probably also stay in 1, with Elros and Ed.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Our good influences.

Elros:<font color="#006666">Whichever one Tathi and Aelian aren't in.

Amadre:<font color="#0000FF">Hi. :)

Ezer:<font color="#006666">...I am sleeping on top of this dresser. :[

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I was originally going to have you stick with us, but...... =3=;;;;

Amadre:<font color="#0000FF">Well there's a big puppy on the opposite end of the room, staring at you.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Yeah just stay in the other room while we get drunk and make innuendos. =w=;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Ezer:<font color="#006666">Hate all you dogs. Hate. :[


 * Swallowtail sneaks into Cabin 2. A whole room for me? :D

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Can't imagine why no one wants the three extra bunks in room 4. &gt;:P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh. I suppose Terri could stay with Swallowtail.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Come with me, Teeny Rin. We will discuss assassination techniques and braid hair.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I ........ somehow forgot we had a fourth unoccupied room.


 * Dr. Hatari clasps forehead.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Why am I dumb

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">-- er, I mean. :B No assassination techniques when there's a little girl around.

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">Woops, Tavia just claimed one. Make that 2.

Amadre:<font color="#0000FF">On the dresser, you. &gt;:|


 * Thomas Lazarus wakes up to DROW ON BED WHAT D:

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">GOOD MORNING LOVER.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Bunk above you, silly.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I HAD NIGHTMARES ABOUT THIS

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Because, really.

GM:<font color="#000000">Okay! Lemme open up the trip itinerary...

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">&gt;:P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Checking oven. :3

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Spellchecks out the ass incoming...

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">How is Thomas going to climb up a bunk bed?

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">In armor?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I like how it's well-established that he just can't take off his armor. XD


 * Thomas Lazarus clanks in his sleep.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Come to think of it... there's very little risk of assassins on the water. Would Tom still wear his armor to bed?

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">...

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">When's the last time you bathed?

VAE:<font color="#000000">good habits are permanent

Liatai: <font color="#0">(( SUDDENLY. ASSASSINS ON WATERSKIS. *BRICK'D* ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep. We are a Jackie Chan movie

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Heh. No, I was just getting to that. Seeing as how it is a pretty safe location, Thomas does disassemble his armor and set it aside.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">=3=

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">VAE. Before we go and meet the Lazarus' family, miron and Tathi need to get wasted. Just so Thomas can be like HI MOM MEET MY FRIENDS THEY'RE BARFING ON THE PORCH NOW.

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Despite the jokes, he has been pretty good about taking Max's advise and keeping the armor fresh and sanitary.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">rofl

Brian Toris:<font color="#000000">Max's? &gt;:|

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Sorry. I meant Tharky.

VAE:<font color="#000000">he must have such a rash, after sleeping in armorpants


 * Brian Toris flips a table. &quot;I GIVE UP. &gt;:O &quot;


 * VAE brick'd

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( If there was time during previous session, Thomas was actually planning to visit the Pearldust, pause, go into an alley, roll around in mud and dirt for a moment, and then head inside with a &quot;|D&quot; expression to buy something from Brian. ))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I understand why Kan needs to prank Marius so badly, now!

GM:<font color="#000000">The night rolls on smoothly... the ship keeps drifting under the watch of the crew during the night, and when morning comes, you can already see the walls of Lorellon on the horizon. The three massive bridges over the Long Road River and its forks, known collectively as the Drakespines, arch over the water ahead, and if you look north, atop a hill, you can see the towers of the royal castle overlooking the city.

GM:<font color="#000000">... of course, some party members may be avoiding looking out the window as much as they can. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">#3#

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;GOOD MORNING MIRON.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">:D

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 5 + 4 = 9&#160; <font color="#993300">&#187; Profession Cooking check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&gt;/

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 10 + 4 = 14&#160; <font color="#993300">&#187; Profession Cooking check!

Cob Oress:<font color="#000000">SUDDENLY.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">There.

Cob Oress:<font color="#000000">&quot;Who's cooking?&quot;

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">Hi. :D

Selda Griswold:<font color="#000000">&quot;I smell food...&quot;

Amadre:<font color="#0000FF">Lick lick lick! Wakey wakey!

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">YOU HAVE AGGRO'D THE CHEF&gt;

Hakutaku:<font color="#FF0000">Mu D:

Stanley Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;Breakfast!&quot; :D

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Yo. Makin' tea and toast. =3=&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;For hangover friend, so he doesn't bother y'all in here.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oven again. Flippin' hash. :O

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">And now, vacating the kitchen so the chef can get back to his babies.

Mateo Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;Breakfast!&quot; :D

Scarlet:<font color="#000000">Breakfast? :D

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Miron has a cup of tea, and a few slices of toast laid out next to his bed.

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">Oooo! Kitty kitty! Hi!

Scarlet:<font color="#000000">Hi!

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">What do you smell like? Sniff sniff.

Elros:<font color="#006666">Elros hears something being shouted about breakfast, and goes to investigate.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron wakes up from his dream.. surprisingly enough, his head doesn't hurt even.... he open his eyes, only to see... a picture of a drow he has seen a thousand times while still with the dwarven regiment, the price of a modest castle printed above it. A being loathed in all civilised lands... Mrystina of Zaughim. &quot;ARGH!&quot; Miron jumps from the bed, into what'd be an active pose if he wasn't over a metre above the ground...

Miron:<font color="#000000">*CRASH!*

Scarlet:<font color="#000000">I smell like water and fish and kitchen scraps and all kinds of shippy things. :D You smell like cities and trees.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi rolls her eyes. &quot;And that.. would be Miron.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahah

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;...if he caauses any damages to your ship, I'm sure we can pay for your repairs.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Miron grabs his mace about to strike.. then he realises there's no enemy.. it's a painting.. and he's on a ship.


 * Thomas Lazarus cracks an eye.


 * Thomas Lazarus was still in morning prayer.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Are you alright, brother?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... Bad dream?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">A ninja and a little girl walk into a kitchen. The little girl's long hair is braided, and she looks happy.

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;G'mornin'!&quot; :D

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thomas... bloody hel.. who the hell made...&quot;

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;Good morning. Slept well, I hope?&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus sighs lightly and is quick to explain.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;He painted that while bored, to show Terri.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I can't guess why he insisted on you having it. I thought it would make you mad.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We boarded the ship like, an hour ago... then I went to get a drink.. now I wake up with that blasphemy overhead.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Good morning, Terri. You got your spells this morning, I hope? I never did catch how sorcerers manage that.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">It could be worse.


 * Thomas Lazarus shakes his head lightly.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">I could have painted her with your head.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">:D

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Silly..&quot;

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Huh? Oh yeah! You're a wizard.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You got totally wasted and started causing a scene.&quot; =w=;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Who .. he... wait.. that bloody drow!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I put you to bed. It's been a whole day.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I got wasted? I just had a few drinks.. well, I did add in some...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Be careful with the proof on that Dwarf brew thing.&quot;

Cob Oress:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 16 + 10 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Cooking check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">:V

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">It's like your 2.5 times better than I am.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It must have been ridiculously strong to tip you. You can drink past where most humans would die.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah.. I added in some.. stuff.&quot;

Cob Oress:<font color="#000000">The ship is filled with the downright delicious smell of sausage, eggs, and various other calorie-laden simple breakfast foods.


 * Thomas Lazarus shakes his head with a small smile.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;To help my stomach .. the ship was making me sick&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well go easy on the 'stuff' next time.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;No harm done.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot; I.. did I .. At least&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi's busily scribing away at her spellbook again

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That reminds me.. I should give the recipe to Anise.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus scoffs.

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;Go easier than you went last time, at least.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;She would probably be breathing fire if she had access to whatever you had.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's what we drunk back then.. when dealing with corpses. To not go sick, you know.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Allright Energy Spheres, level 4, let's give you a shot.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 14 + 12 = 26&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; spellcraft! -5 if its necromancy or illusion, +2 if it's evocation!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You'd think dwarves only drink ale, wouldn't you?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">That's a success. ^_^


 * Thomas Lazarus falls quiet for a moment, but nods after a pause.

Mateo Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;So, you're a wizard, and a sorcerer, and a lute player, an'...&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Ranger.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Monk.&quot;

Amadre:<font color="#0000FF">Woof! Elven hound!


 * Sszeyl cracks open a book, begins reading.

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">Woof! Me too - ooo is that bacon?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The more you know...&quot; The gnome smiles somewhat.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Rainbows!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Though.. wait a moment.. If I got so drunk.. how come I feel fine?&quot;

Mateo Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;Like Dad!&quot; :D Aelian gets an excited look. &quot;Are you an archer, too?!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Must be practice I guess..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I gave you a neutralize poison spell before you went casting badly aimed Wracks at people.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You were about to.&quot; =w=;

Selda Griswold:<font color="#000000">&quot;Five silver says that scrawny elfboy couldn't even string the captain's bow without help.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">He smiles a bit. &quot;I am. Trained the elven way. Tavia there is my companion.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Who? Me, or the half-elves?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Aelian. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah...looking at this thing those people would deserve it fully.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus dons a flat look. &quot;Come, now.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Seriously, I hope that.. bitch is getting grilled on at least three layers of the nine hells at once.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;It's one of those unwieldy composite things, isn't it?&quot;

Ezer:<font color="#006666">Ezer bounds over, and on top of the bookcase.

Mateo Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;Com-pause-it?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I don't even know why you decided to learn such a horrible spell in the first place. I understand that it serves a good use in battle... but it's kind of unnecessarily agonizing for the target.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Besides.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... I was just speaking to Sszeyl after you fell asleep. You two fight too much, you know.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It is just a glimpse of the wrath the evil shall suffer in their afterlife.&quot;

Elros:<font color="#006666">I'm also part elf, and not terribly round. &gt;.&gt;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We're supposed to be comrades.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Yes, large bows designed to use the strength of the wielder. Elves tend to shun them for the more elegant style of bows.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Fight? =3=

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Easier to enchant too.&quot; Tathi comments.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">I play with the gnome, and he grows angry.


 * Stanley Selkirk pauses in wolfing down his food. &quot;Mmrph -- curvy-like, I think. Like the captain's.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">---Aht! &gt;:|

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thomas.. you know what is the sole reason we have to follow him.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">*spritz bottles Vargie through 4th wall* =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">Like captain's wife's butt?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oven again, brb


 * Ghostwish levels the brick cannon on VAE. *_*


 * VAE leaps over the bricks, onto Ghost's face

VAE:<font color="#000000">don't piss off lynxes


 * Ghostwish eats him. OM NOM NOM.

Vargachixeniejir:<font color="#000000">'''Cute. As if I'd be driven off by -- ack! Pfffffffft! Stoppit!'''

VAE:<font color="#000000">Eat claws!


 * VAE slashes

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Glady! They add character! *dips them in BBQ sauce*

Faerie:<font color="#006666">...did someone vomit alphabet soup?

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Because that's what that thing's name looks like.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">:B

Vargachixeniejir:<font color="#000000">Burn.


 * Thomas Lazarus does his typical little light sigh.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm well aware of the parameters and duties of that mission. But you know I meant the Guardians. We were with them long before it all came up.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..I know he antagonizes you and plays with your past. But he's willing to behave himself if you do the same, you know.&quot;


 * Dr. Hatari noms.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Perfect golden.

Stanley Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;'''You wouldn't shun 'em so much if you'd seen what the captain can do with 'em! I've seen 'im shoot an arrow straight through a bird before. Skewered it an' kept right on going!'''&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;And Matt will totally kill us if Terri comes home saying spiderfucker what were you thinking.&quot; =3=;;;;;;;;;;;;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Ah, but was he able to get the arrow back afterwards?&quot;


 * Swallowtail mutters in Amayan. &quot;(He's louder than Loo-i-thil.)&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">(&quot;Yeah, I noticed. =3=;&quot;)

Stanley Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;'Course not, it landed in the river.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;True... and I still don't know what to think of it, why I did.. I suppose that the fact I found out there's another gnome around Castleton... but well.. it seems like even though he's one of us... he doesn't seem to understand either... perhaps it's age, but then, Commander Ashmore.. Flint.. you, Richter.. all of you are too..&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;There in lies the problem. A fine bow for a hunter, but in battle, you want to conserve your arrows. Never know when you'll get more.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..'We are, too'?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I mean.. you are young...yet you see..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...Hmm. You could be right. I don't see.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;But I suppose we've had this conversation a million times, anyways.&quot; He offers a faint smile.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed. With not much outcome.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah well.. we have orders to carry out&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus stands and nods.


 * Thomas Lazarus stretches in the hall.


 * Thomas Lazarus bumps the deck roof. =3=;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron stands up as well, and follows.

Miron:<font color="#000000">0_0

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Good morning. Everyone.&quot; =w=;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Totally ignoring the tea and toast left for him.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What's .. everyone doing here?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Ass.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Morning!&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I totally forgot about those.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Haha

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Chew on one.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Morning, Tathi.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Chew on what, Miron? :V&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus leans over the book-shelf and peers at Terri.

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( Because as said before, without quotes, it's not IC. ))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Good morning.&quot; :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Hallo.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ahahaha

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Did you remember to brush your tee~eeth?&quot;

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Mornin'!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That fucking painting.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Buh! =3=

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;I thought you'd like a new dart board image. :.&quot;

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;... uhhhh...&quot; &gt;.&gt; &#171; &#160;1d20+9-5 = 1 + 9 - 5 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Bluff...


 * Elros hopes the boat isn't imballanced by all these people in the bow. &gt;.&gt;

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( Olololol. ))

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi facepalms. &quot;Tavia.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">That sounds like a SUPER NOPE to me.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Amadre.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Darts... aren't quite enough for that filthy whore&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;GNOME.&quot;

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">:D!

Amadre:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;D!


 * Thomas Lazarus nudges Miron! &gt;:O

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;Miron, do mind your language.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;.. of the devil and his so-&quot; &quot;Argh!&quot;

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">Annnd the gnome finds himself being tackled by hounds as big as he is.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron is dogged once again...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=w=;;;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Mind your language, Miron, or you get hounded.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Evil .. beasts! Get.. off me!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 4 + 0 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Str check to lift dog off.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You get a cup and some fresh water and brush those teeth, young lady.&quot; =w=

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Just a heads up, I'm on my own for supper, so I shall be jetting over to sonics later. :&gt;

Miron: <font color="#0">(( Lolnope ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( Kay. ))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I may not be able to stop all the sailor-talk, but I can make sure you follow your dad's rules.&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( So, shall we hit fast-forward, and get to plot? =3= ))

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Okay.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">These dogs had macros. Where'd they go?


 * Liatai wolfs down food. ^^;;;;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">shutup and rp you troll. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">indeed.. this is fun

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( afk. ))

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 14 + 3 = 17&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; strength!

Amadre:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 14 + 3 = 17&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; assisting!

Amadre:<font color="#0000FF">Twins indeed. XD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The &quot;plot&quot; is more of this. Just in Castleton. And then later, in Tom's house. :P

Elros:<font color="#006666">Elros chuckles a little at the dogs. &gt;.&gt;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Ready to clean your language up, Miron?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Unless Jin attacks or something.

Miron:<font color="#000000">The dogs don't budge

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Screw you, Tathi. Both of them!&quot;

Jin:<font color="#000000">You raaaaaang?

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I guess you'll just stay on the floor then.&quot; Tathi says, smirking.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;geff off my fashe!&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">WRONG JIN. *whaps the DM with a pillow* XD

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron spits.

Mateo Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;What's a whore?&quot;

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">:3

Amadre:<font color="#0000FF">:P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I don't know which would be worse. =w=;

Miron:<font color="#000000">There's a dog pressing his furry body on his face.


 * Thomas Lazarus turns to stone. =3=

Stanley Selkirk:<font color="#000000">And the room goes awkwardly quiet.

Selda Griswold:<font color="#000000">&quot;A lady of bad repute.&quot;

Mateo Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh.&quot;


 * Mateo Selkirk keeps eating. :9

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi facepalms even harder. &quot;Tavia, SIT.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sheff a whoe! Fo etting eh dogsh on me!&quot;

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">And guess where that puppy just sat her furry butt down?

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron is struggling heavily.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Tap the floor three times when you're ready to behave, Miron.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">=.=; I cannot believe this is happening.


 * Thomas Lazarus is about to join the dogs in gnome-sitting. ^_^#

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well. I guess I'm ready to timeadvance. XD

Jack Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;'''Oie! Someone gonna help me and Kelsey bring the ship in or are you gonna eat all day?'''&quot;

Stanley Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;We're comin'!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Try using ghost sound on the dogs? Let's see how the concentration roll will work

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi calls back. &quot;Eat all day, thanks!&quot;

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;I'll help. Better than staying with these crazy people.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Ultrasound whistle, see .. &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 10 + 7 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">What was the DC for restrained casting?

Jack Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know your way around a ship?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">If you're actually grappling? It's just impossible for somatic component spells. 15 for verbal-only.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">... But you're not actually grappling so whatever. =w=

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm, what's ghost sound as per components?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well, the dogs are on him..


 * Dr. Hatari checks.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Verbal, Somatic, Material.

VAE:<font color="#000000">all three

VAE:<font color="#000000">lawl

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Skip all three for the gnome racial version, I think. Spell-like abilities are just point and shoot.

VAE:<font color="#000000">neat!

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's what it is, see

Jack Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;Mr. Saelian, know your way around a ship?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Take that, elfdogs. With your ridiculous almost-mullets.

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">HATERS GONNA HATE.

Miron:<font color="#000000">The dogs hear a sound coming from the corner...

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;...not terribly, but I'm sure I can learn quickly?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">it's a sound opposite to them.. it's ultra-sound!

Jack Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;Bringing a ship into port's difficult for a first-timer... how're you at climbing?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*sound beyond them.

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">Doesn't that just hurt the dog's ears?


 * VAE fails at puns even.

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;I can climb acceptably well.&quot;

Jack Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;Swoop and Mateo are up in the crow's nest watching for the harbormaster's signals. Just follow his lead and try not to fall over, yeah?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Dunno.. don't remember it clearly

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">M'Iunno.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Liatai is the dogmaster here


 * Dr. Hatari was just thinking that. =w=;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ask Liatai. Whatever she says is automatically fact.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">not everything

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It'll catch their attention, probably, since you're trying to make a sound like a dog whistle. But depending on how loud the sound is, yes, it could hurt their ears.

VAE:<font color="#000000">she got the effect of carbon monoxide woefully wrong.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes, I did. =w=;;;;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Intention is to get their attention, or to chase them off

VAE:<font color="#000000">whatever would work

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">D:

VAE:<font color="#000000">the gnome haz honor, he no admit defeat, see.

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">Tavia perks her ears up.. but doesn't budge. Well disciplined hound, that.

Elros:<font color="#006666">Elros nods. Climb &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 2 + 6 = 8&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;So much for breakfast.&quot;

Elros:<font color="#006666">:[


 * Thomas Lazarus heads up to the deck.


 * Edaric munches.

Elros:<font color="#006666">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 13 + 6 = 19&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187; Let's try this again. Clearly, he just doesn't have his sea legs yet.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;There's still food here, y'know.&quot; Munch munch.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Remember, three times.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuffk..&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus remains unobtrusive and observes, staying well out of the sailors' way. :o

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Mr. Miron, if you don't stop using bad words, I'm gonna -- I'm gonna wash your mouth out with soap!&quot; &gt;:O She sounds deadly serious.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">XD XD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So adorble.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;The hounds will be glad to help in that endeavor, Terri.&quot; Tathi says, but she looks like she's barely containing her laughter.

Miron:<font color="#000000">. ..

Miron:<font color="#000000">''Fourteen more days... Cuthbert help me.. ''

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;I mean it!&quot; &gt;:O

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">XD!

GM:<font color="#000000">Anyway! Shall we assume that Miron does, eventually, get off the ground? :P

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Eventually. ^_^

Jack Selkirk:<font color="#000000">Hopefully by the time that the Cygnet pulls into port. The waterways of Lorellon are heavily populated by ships, both on the river proper and on the canalways that lace their way through the city.

Kor:<font color="#000000">Huff... umph... squeak!

Kor:<font color="#000000">-- WHAT DO YOU MEAN I MISSED BREAKFAST.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi's glee is unending.

Kor:<font color="#000000">BITE. &gt;:E

Ezer:<font color="#006666">Clearly rat, you need me to chase you over here.

Miron:<font color="#000000">After getting up, Miron runs off to wash his face, mouth, EVERYTHING

Ezer:<font color="#006666">:3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">REVENGEANCE.

Ezer:<font color="#006666">Sorry, I'm atop this book case. Good luck reacing me. :3

Miron:<font color="#000000">He doesn't touch food today, equal parts of it being ship, and of having dog arse on him for over an hour.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Hatari, stop groping people. :x

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Quit it, Kor, you're the one who ignored my summons.&quot;

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Also, do we have a port map?

Jack Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;Here we are, first stop. We'll be pulling out on the 4th in the morning, all forgiving -- be here by sunrise on the 4th or you might have to do a little swimming to catch up!&quot; :3


 * Dr. Hatari scrolls for the date. =3=;;;;;;;;;;;

Jack Selkirk:<font color="#000000">And for the sake of the log, dawn of a new day -- Cuthon 2nd. The weather is clear and crisp.

Jack Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;You're welcome to stay on board if you don't want to pay for inn stays -- they get right expensive in Lorellon.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">A two day holdover, then? T'was my next question.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The ship arrived in Lorellon in the afternoon. The 3rd is the holdover day.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Mm..&quot; He seems a little self-conscious about something for a moment.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Meany, you with us?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I think I'd like to stretch my legs a bit. And I.. definitely need to visit the family while I'm here.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">which map?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I can only imagine the worries I put into their heads with that short sending..&quot; He sounds a bit guilty.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Cygnet, for now -- Lorellon Canal next.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Unless the party's skipping straight to the Lazarus home.

Stanley Selkirk: <font color="#0">(( '''Oie! Get off me!''' ))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm not sure what plans everyone had to spend their 'day off'. Lorellon is a wonderful city, and you can find everything in the world here.&quot; :3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'll start pasting tokens. :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..But you're all certainly invited to join me when I go to visit my parents. I'm certain they would love meeting you all.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;(It might also.. just be a good idea.. =w=;;;)&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;That would be delightful!&quot;

Tathi:

<font color="#0000FF">*hugs the DM token!*

Tathi:

<font color="#0000FF">*hugs the DM token!*

Tathi:

<font color="#0000FF">*hugs the DM token!*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll be happy enough to stand on actual soil.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And I'd be equally glad to meet the people that raised such a brilliant inquisitor.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">|D !

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Did you hear that Sam, I got called brilliant.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Hmm. Should I go get dinner now, or later...? &gt;.&gt;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">oops. there's the tummbly rummblies. Time to go snatch dinner. I shall return within 30 minutes to the hour. :&gt;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Heh! Shall we call a break then, seeing how dinner is looming? XD

Faerie:<font color="#006666">(I need to some time in the next hour, as that's when the cafeteria closes.)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Seems like this is a good time for a break, then.

GM:<font color="#000000">All right, let's call a break for noms of both sorts, especially since Meany has gone unresponsive.

VAE:<font color="#000000">i guess so

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">:o

VAE:<font color="#000000">I nominate Sszeyl twice

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Nomming Vae for Potty Mouth, Consquences. XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">Adversarial gift.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Nomming Thomas for Big Daddy. XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">and The haet. It shows.

VAE:<font color="#000000">you know, &quot;don't interrupt Elros&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">WHHRRRRRRRNNNNNNN!!!! &gt;8E

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Nomming Sszeyl for I LOVE SHIPS SO MUCH *blarf!*

Elros:<font color="#006666">&gt;.&gt;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Nomming Elros for KEEP ME AWAY FROM THESE PEOPLE! X(

Elros:<font color="#006666">You all suck. And not just Tathi.

Elros:<font color="#006666">&gt;.&gt;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">*_*

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">off to sonic's I go

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I nom Meany and Vae for keeping the party disagreements rich and deep in the background, even while at the front it's usually just lulz and trolling. :P

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Right, well, I guess I may as well go get noms, too.

VAE:<font color="#000000">But, it was preciious

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean... Tathi went on with a reasonable suggestion

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I don't suppose I can nom Terri for knuckle-biting cuteness. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Elros: Couldn't we just restrain him? Or close him up somewhere?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tathi: *continues*

VAE:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl: Don't interrupt Elros, he's got a point

Meany:<font color="#993300">Back from possibly announced AFK.

Meany:<font color="#993300">=3=;

Meany:<font color="#993300">Family wanted to move two tvs and an entertainment stand.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hullo. We went on break since two party members are off to get noms and you were awol.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We also did nom(inations).

Meany:<font color="#993300">Noming Doctor for &quot;Please keep trying what has been tried before because it failed in the past.

Meany:<font color="#993300">Tathi for BORK.

Meany:<font color="#993300">Swallowtail/Terri for Girl Time.

VAE:<font color="#000000">what doctor?

Meany:<font color="#993300">Noming Miron for PFFFFT. HATE. HISSSSSS.


 * Dr. Hatari has a doctorate in adventure.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Broken arm? Sleep at an inn.

GM:<font color="#000000">Miron - 200 XP - Potty Mouth. 200 XP - For keeping party disagreements as being more than just trolling and snarling.

GM:<font color="#000000">Elros - 200 XP - Oh please don't make me stay -- I've been here ''one. Whole. Day.'' &gt;:

GM:<font color="#000000">Thomas - 200 XP - Party Dad. Play nice, all of you. And brush your teeth!

GM:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl - 200 XP - For keeping party disagreements as being more than just trolling and snarling.

GM:<font color="#000000">Swallowtail - 200 XP - You have to wonder, when the trained assassin is considered one of the safest members of the party to leave a little girl with...

Meany:<font color="#993300">When she's in ninja mode, no.

Meany:<font color="#993300">But thankfully, she's in 'Girl time!' mode.

VAE:<font color="#000000">oh and earlier today, Sandor was creeping on yet another new female

VAE:<font color="#000000">and a security guard punched him, then threw him in a room with a video and sexual harrassment training tapes, and locked

VAE:<font color="#000000">Was hillarious.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ahahaha

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Awesome

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sandor is the best love-hate PC.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Now he's plotting revenge on him

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah,.. the random shenanigans on Far Recon are awesome

VAE:<font color="#000000">Usually when there isn't any run going on

Meany:<font color="#993300">Oh, Doktor.

VAE:<font color="#000000">wait, there's still some stuff in my IRC log

Meany:<font color="#993300">When Thomas gets high enough HD, will he also provide Ressurecion services for the Mace?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Certainly. It's only two levels away.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'll post on our IRC

Meany:<font color="#993300">Cool. :V

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It'll actually be quite a weighty issue for him, when the time comes.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Holding the power of life and death in the palm of your hands, deciding who lives and who remains lost with limited resources.. there's just no way to shoulder it casually without becoming a more callous person.


 * Meany pats.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Consider, if you will, that he will have the capacity to bring non-combatants and victims of heinous crimes back to life, and undo terrible evils. And yet, practically, the resource drain is so enormous that even if the party became insanely altruistic, we would rapidly lose the ability to fund the spell. By necessity and realism, cases of using it like that will need to be abstained from.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And that's just a rough decision.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Heh, sounds like Thomas will have a headache out of it

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Absolutely. As I'm sure any cleric does.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It'll be interesting.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Indeed.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">I am back!

Faerie:<font color="#006666">And not being a ninja!

Faerie:<font color="#006666">You hear me? D

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Welcome back, ye pirate. XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Did you get your EXP?

Faerie:<font color="#006666">x3

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Aye, cap'n.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Lookit the catfolk they're so pretty :O

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahah


 * VAE still has memories on one of his Kebre NPCs getting called &quot;catfolk&quot;

Mischievous Catfolk:<font color="#000000">Yes, prrretty... look at the prrretty, not the smokebomb being planted under the bridge, yes? |3

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;I see your eyesight is fine.&quot;


 * Hooded Catfolk bops his companion. Hsssst! Quiet!

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;What else brilliantly obvious shall you enlighten us with today&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">|D

Meany:<font color="#993300">Have we moved over to the next map yet?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I believe we're in transition limbo while Ghost eats supper. Atleast for the moment.

GM:<font color="#000000">As a matter of fact, yes! You can start Lorellon RPs if you like while we wait for the spectral one if you like.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 10 + 5 = 15&#160; <font color="#993300">&#187; Spot check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">I do believe I see you, Rogue. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Don't fall in the canal. ... ... ... It's deeper than it looks.&quot; =w=;;;

GM:<font color="#000000">Ah, Lorellon, capital of Akellon. A sprawling, canal-filled medieval metropolis. Everywhere you look, people of all stripes mingle and wander the streets going about their business -- you'd swear you saw a half-dragon and a lillend having a talk on one street corner.

Amayan Rogue:<font color="#000000">Don't call the guards and we're fine, eh, signore? =3=;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Have a chat with the Amayan native, and I'll let her choose, si si.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We're not allowed. You're in straw. Those are the rules.


 * Edaric looks over at Thomas and grins. &quot;Sounds like the voice of experience talking there.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You betcha.&quot; =w=;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lorellon... Nice to see a city that isn't a sprawling den of crime for once.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;as is standing on something solid&quot;

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;There are so many people!&quot; :O


 * Sszeyl pulls his hood closer.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;It's far too cold.&quot;

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Ooh! It's a pretty lady on a boat! Hi pretty lady!&quot; :D

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;My ass it is. The mountains where you lot are from are colder.&quot;


 * Liatai debates being evil and having Terri roll a Balance check. &gt;|3

Terri:<font color="#000000">&gt;:O

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yes. There's some, of course. But you have to dig a little further under the surface. The Knights and guard keep the city in pretty good order. And most low-calibre would-be criminals would find most of the city to be quite dangerous to &quot;operate&quot; in.&quot;


 * Sszeyl gives Miron a sound bob on the skull.

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Mister Miron, I still have soap in my pocket!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Behave yourselves, on that note. Less will fly here than it would in Castleton.&quot; ^^;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well.. means less work for us, doesn't it?&quot;

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Are you ignoring me? Oooooh!&quot; &gt;:O


 * Thomas Lazarus nods faintly. He smirks at Terri for a moment.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Has Swallowtail spotted the man in the straw? :V

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I've never visited, but I'm certain there's a Mace headquarters in the temple district.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Why would I have? He's in the straw. And he's just a cameo. :P

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Ah. =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I would be all about shopping, now that we have a few days, but... ... ...&quot; =w=;;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm still kind of deeply in debt from my last loan.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">:B

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah, there is... though it's a bit smaller than in Castleton&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The city officials feel they can take care of themselves, see.&quot;


 * Dr. Hatari snrks at shop names.

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;I'd ask about the shopping, but...I'm not sure what I could really use.&quot; :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">*by themselves

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Actually, the Mace outpost in Lorellon is the central one for central Akellon. So it's pretty large. Just not as busy. It's even attached to Cuthbert's temple.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Fancy.


 * Dr. Hatari imagines a big animatronic Cuthburt outside making a 'smash' motion over and over.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron wasn't in Lorellon, ever

VAE:<font color="#000000">he probably just got some ridiculous bit of &quot;knowledge&quot; told to him


 * Thomas Lazarus frets a little.. (|3

VAE:<font color="#000000">He knows there's a central in there... but well, poor memory can do wonders

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Mm.. was there anything that sounded fun, Terri? I know a nice bakery near here..&quot; Stalling stalling. (|3

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">I return, full of cheese sticks, tater tots, and bacon cheeseburger.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;I see you, trying to weasel out of family time.&quot;


 * VAE is jealous

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( Yo. ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Your gall bladder cries out in dehydrated rasps.


 * VAE ate a bread with dogfood corned beaf and pickle, and a pot of ramen

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">And now I need to feed a certain puppy. ^.^;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You ate some dogfood? =w=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">See, corned beef has two variants

VAE:<font color="#000000">the US one which is looking like meat

VAE:<font color="#000000">and the english one which looks a lot like dog food

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Where is it?&quot; Terri stands on her tiptoes and looks all around. Granted, she only comes up to the human adults' waists by doing so.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh, haha

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's nice though.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I guess I should take a photo some time and show ya

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Duckies!&quot; :D


 * Thomas Lazarus guides the guest Toris over.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Which reminds me, I need to get some ducks. :p&quot;


 * Terri follows, with a :D expression.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Douglas is chowing down. :&gt;

Bakery Girl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hi there! Excuse me! Care for a free sample? Fresh from the oven!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Here we are. Don't worry about the money. I can certainly afford to treat a guest. Atleast, unless you're thinking of hitting me up for magic swords or something.&quot; =w=;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi peers at the dwarf a moment...

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;You...&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;.. seem very familiar some how.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;...&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Och.

Stout Dwarf:<font color="#000000">&quot;Whaddyou want, elf? Outta the way.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Are those catfolk?&quot;

Stout Dwarf:<font color="#000000">Och. Foreigners.


 * Sszeyl leans over the rail to spy on dem. :V

Mischievous Catfolk:<font color="#000000">They are! Northern catfolk, by the markings. One seems to be dangling a fishing rod into the canal.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Far Northern, or the same degree of Northern Barbie shows?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Certainly. Two, please.&quot; :3

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">... should I have Tathi suddenly whip out dorfanese on the dwarf? XD

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nuh-uh! You just said you were in debt! I'll cover it, I got enough.&quot; :D

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Poor Tom.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Makes me almost sorry for sending him to Debtor's Prison.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Almost.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I see. That's very responsible of you. ( Crap. =w=)

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron loiters around the drow, watching him like a hawk.

Bakery Girl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Here you are! One for you... and one for you. They're a new recipe, using pure Keratan cinnamon!&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( Snugglecat says hi.&quot; ))

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi narrows her eyes at the dwarf.. and then grins, before she says, &quot;&quot;Oh pure noo? Juist some silly dwarf wha cannae be bothered tae socialize fur he's raisin' mair deils than a kin lig hunting taverns?&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus eats his in pretty much two bites. :O :9

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Translate that, DM. :P


 * Thomas Lazarus double-takes to the south as Tathi goes full Demoman. =3=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">aahhaaha


 * VAE thinks he'll have miron have come in with ACTUAL dwarven

VAE:<font color="#000000">like when Pitr from User Friendly got spoken to by real russians

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I swear I'm never letting you near that dwarf again. You mimic his accent entirely too well.&quot;

Stout Dwarf:<font color="#000000">&quot;Och, lass, ye dinnae ken much about cities, d'yeh? When someone's walkin' down the street, they got a place ta get ta, och!&quot;

Stout Dwarf:<font color="#000000">&quot; Right barmy hippie woodfolk. &quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi just grins.

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( GM? :v ))

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;That was fun.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hm?

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Far Northern, or the same degree of Northern Barbie shows?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">One is cougar-marked, but they all show the white, lighter fur of the far northern catfolk.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Ooh. :.


 * Terri nibbles happily.

Tathi: <font color="#ff">(( totally nomming myself for demomanning an npc off the map. :P ))

Bakery Girl:<font color="#000000">&quot;These are the sample sized ones -- there are glazed ones, larger ones, and ones with nuts inside.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">WEREN'T YE A SHOPKEEP?


 * Thomas Lazarus folds his arms into his robe sleeves and looks content. |3

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">YER RAT WON'T KEEP BITIN' MEH

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Ello ello ello.

Claustrophobic Elf:<font color="#000000">D8

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">What's all dis den?

<font color="#0000ff">Faerie is disconnected.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Most horrified-looking elf ever.

<font color="#0000ff">Faerie has connected.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And then there were Drow.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Fuck dammit, errors.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Quick Sszeyl! Roll to start a riot!

Bakery Girl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hello there! Free samples?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">=3=;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Ooo, don't mind if I do! Thank you!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">But.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">I'm in a Cold Weather outfit.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">With a coat+hood.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron stands behind the drow, ready to pacify him if needed.

Claustrophobic Elf:<font color="#000000">Too -- many -- people -- around -- here D8

Androgynous Half-Elf:<font color="#000000">It's okay mom, calm down.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">They can probably still tell you're a drow by your face. Unless you're wearing a ski mask.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Which would probably be equally intimidating, really.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Kind of a funny thought, that.

Tokens dropped onto map 'Lorellon - Canal'Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;No, no, it's fine.&quot; *pulls off ski mask. Civilian shrieks louder*

JohnDoe2 4:<font color="#0000FF">I HOPE YOU'RE NOT FEELING CROWDED MA'AM.

Claustrophobic Elf:<font color="#000000">D8 !!

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">I feel so silly tonight. What the hell was in those tots? XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... John Doe is Axe Cop? :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We put on.... &quot;DISGUISES&quot; XD


 * Faerie thinks Androgynous Half-Elf is kinda cute. &gt;.&gt;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">*SNRK* It was his disguise, ever so briefly. Now he's stars, until you finish your sketch. :P

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( Qorach's McNinja. ))

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">(pssssst. It's a girl.)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I honestly can't remember if it's a girl or a guy. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Just go and ask

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;So, where's your house, Mr. Tom?&quot; :D

VAE:<font color="#000000">Excuse me.. are you female?

Tokens dropped onto map 'Lorellon - Canal'Bakery Girl:<font color="#000000">&quot;The larger ones are just inside, only two copper a bun.&quot;

Faerie Alex:<font color="#006666">Pardon me, may I ask you a question? :o

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Let's get some, Aelian!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Mm. It's closer to the heart of the city. I've been a little worried about it, actually.. but I'm probably just being silly.&quot; ^_^;;;;;;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;They make good sweets here. We should get one for the road.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;We'll take ten.&quot; Aelian says, handing over a silver.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">&gt;.&gt;

Meany:<font color="#993300">This is Miron.


 * Faerie innocents

Meany:<font color="#993300">http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=-LDNlgznLVs#t=302s

Bakery Girl:<font color="#000000">&quot;This is enough for five.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">I SAID FIVE. XD

Faerie:<font color="#006666">You sure have a funny way of pronouncing it. xP

Meany:<font color="#993300">Liar.

Bakery Girl:<font color="#000000">&quot;And I'm not the one you should be giving money too, anyway -- you'd have to go inside for that!&quot; :3

Meany:<font color="#993300">:V

VAE:<font color="#000000">which one?

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">...You know what? =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'll take the honeyed nut-roll. Also I love the universe you've put in your hair.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">I don't really care right now if you're afraid of me.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You're in luck, Fae. x3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">http://dothack.wikia.com/wiki/Hiiragi

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The character's male.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;What's going on over here? :V&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Wow.


 * Dr. Hatari was totally fooled. =w=;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">... this video is hilarious. XD

Bakery Girl:<font color="#000000">&quot;Free cinnamon roll samples! Made with pure Keratan cinnamon. Would you like one?&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">they even had that angry kid who's probably past puberty by now. XD

Bakery Owner:<font color="#000000">Thank you! :)

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">VAE, any idea what that fuck is saying? I can't even tell what language it is. XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">Dunno

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Liatai: Hey now, I do swing both ways. &gt;.&gt;

VAE:<font color="#000000">it isn't english

Faerie:<font color="#006666">I mean um...


 * Faerie coughs

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Sure. :V&quot;

Terri:<font color="#000000">I'll get a glazed cinnamon roll! And here, 4 copper -- you're covered, Tom. :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Omf.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Next time I'll need to preface &quot;I'm broke&quot; with &quot;by adventurer standards&quot;. =w=;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Five buns get. :&gt;


 * Thomas Lazarus could probably still live in the city for months with his money.

Bakery Girl:<font color="#000000">&quot;They're fresh out of the oven -- two copper pieces inside will get you a larger one, or a larger glazed one, or a larger one with nuts!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">The first one to ask Tathi to put two in her hair gets fireball'd.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;...Hmm.&quot;


 * Terri munches the cinnamon roll -- she needs both hands to hold it. ^.^

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Hey, Dragon.


 * Thomas Lazarus schomps. :9

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">What do Bronze Dragons like to eat? :V

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Thank you.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Drow.

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey, should we get some for your mom and dad, too?&quot; :D

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I like them already&quot;

Elros:<font color="#006666">I don't know why I'd say anything, movies don't even exist here for me to make that joke on.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;That's actually why I bought extra.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">:o

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( VAE, that was OOC on Ghost's part. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( For me, I'm talking to the MacGuffin. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( =3= ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Oh, Terri. :o&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Omf.

VAE:<font color="#000000">okay

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;What does your Aunt Salishea like to eat?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">consider my response OOC too

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'll bet they would like that, actually.&quot; :3

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( Gotcha. ))

Vargachixeniejir:<font color="#000000">The dragon spirit is smolderingly angry and quieted by the seal.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and people

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sharks!&quot; :D

VAE:<font color="#000000">FUCKING USE BRACKETS OR /ooc


 * Thomas Lazarus sweatdrops. &quot;Sharks??&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's shovel handle arse fucking confusing otherwise.

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;An' sometimes pearls. But she's not picky!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Fist in palm moment.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Thomas. Where is the fishery? =3=&quot;?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">''Pearls are even worse that is not a food. =w=;;;;;;''

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Oh wait.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Silly me.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;It'd spoil by the time we got to Resca.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;D..don't bother, I think. They wouldn't have sharks this far from the coast.&quot; ^_^;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;...Why?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;They dwell in the ocean. ... Well. Mostly. I'm not really the expert. But I sure know you don't just find sharks in the river.&quot; =w=;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;There were some at Castle Osyluth.&quot; :3 Omnom free samples.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;...Exactly how would I know that?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Those were undead.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;The first shark I've ever seen was undead.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;And I only saw it's face. =3=;&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Still sharks!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I know. Just explaining.&quot; :.

<font color="#0000ff">TMG has connected.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh hullo.

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( AVAST GOOD TECH. ))

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Tech! You missed it! Thomas woked up with Sszeyl in bed!

TMG:<font color="#000000">DON'T send me a log

TMG:<font color="#000000">I'll read the transcript later

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;I've seen Aunt Sal eat a whole shark in one bite before! Just -- num!&quot; :D


 * Terri claps her hands together like an alligator's jaws.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Well then. &gt;V&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;We'll just have to get a bigger one for her.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;But first.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Oh my god.


 * Thomas Lazarus politely keeps his thoughts to himself. =w=;;;;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">It's like if Dosve was a woman.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">And Human.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Hello.&quot;

Bakery Owner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hello! What can I get for you today?&quot;

<font color="#0000ff">TMGreal has connected.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Have you any fresh pies today?&quot;


 * Terri omnomnoms cinnamon roll.

<font color="#0000ff">TMG is disconnected.

<font color="#0000ff">TMG is disconnected.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron follows the drow up, as pretty much every time.

<font color="#0000ff">TMGreal is disconnected.

<font color="#0000ff">TMGreal is disconnected.

Bakery Owner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Every day! What flavor would you like? Blueberry? Blackberry? Strawberry-rhubarb? Apple? Cherry? Lemon custard? The pumpkin is popular this time of year, especially with our hot chocolate.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">So many berries that I have never heard of. V:

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Blackberry please, and how much for some hot chocolate, actually? :.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">I have 500+ GP, why the fuck did I bother asking?

Bakery Owner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hot chocolate is a silver piece, or 12 copper pieces if you want to take the mug with you. A whole pie is 20 copper pieces.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">A few days ago, I could have probably bought the damn store. =3=

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&#171; &#160;0.12*9 = 0.12 * 9 = 1.08&#160; <font color="#993300">&#187;

Bakery Owner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Slices are three copper pieces each if you'd prefer that.'

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">This is why it's awesome to go shopping as an adventurer.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It's like if you were a rock star. Or a genie.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Whole pie please, and nine hot chocolates with mugs. =3=;&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Two GP, I believe it is? :V

Bakery Owner:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;20+(9*12) = 20 + 9 * 12 = 128&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Bakery Owner:<font color="#000000">1 gold piece, 28 copper.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">1 GP 3 SP, it is then. Keep the change. :&gt;

Bakery Owner:<font color="#000000">The extra coins go in the tip jar. &quot;Thank you very much, sir! Have a good day!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;You too. :&gt;&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Miron is handed a mug of hot chocolate.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Hot chocolate for everyone.


 * Thomas Lazarus has sticky gauntlets. :9

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&gt;:O

Terri:<font color="#000000">:O

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...Mmm...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Tathi, could you.. uhm..&quot; =w=;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Make sure you brush teeth.&quot; |3

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Le pass the mugs around while perfectly balancing a pie on his head. =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Could you help me without graffiting my outfit like mad?&quot; =w=;;;;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Then dual wielding a mug, and a pie.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You fool. You will take -10 to Eat Pie!

Miron:<font color="#000000">''Am I that eager to drink anything from *him* .. ''

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You need the Two-Food Eating feat! *bricks*

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi smirks, and promptly helps the silly templar.

Bakery Owner:<font color="#000000">The mugs have whipped cream atop the hot chocolate, and are decorated with a blue to purple gradient glaze. They have the bakery's symbol, a ship on a starry field, on them.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Thank you. Also I swear to Pelor I am going to curse that Catfolk one of these days.&quot; =w=

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;There, all clean. I suspect you didn't want your mother cleaning the corners of your mouth with us watching, hrm?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;What did he do to make you hate him so much? :V&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Ooooo, tasty!&quot; Tathi says. sipping the chocolate.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Please don't get a sugar high.&quot; ^.^;;;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh, it's nothing that serious. He's a good guy.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Curses are quite 'that serious.' =3=;&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'll just go crazy if he keeps shooting that silly ring off every ten seconds.&quot; =w=;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Sip. :9 &quot;... Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen you on a sugar high, Aelian.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus raises a finger and says matter-of-factly, &quot;Nonsense.&quot;


 * Edaric has a whipped cream mustache. :d

Miron:<font color="#000000">Prestidigitation to spike Tathi's drink with something up to GM choice if possible. Revenge for dog ass.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;And you never will!&quot; He says, huffing.. up until Tathi shoves a mug of chocolate under his nose. Uh oh, Miron.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;In a temple of high level monks who can touch you and will you to die, they are. :. I assume you don't have that stigma here?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Just a little something-something to make him only target himself with clown drawings and rainbow patterns.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">(it shoulbe be able to change taste as well as colour, right?)

Elros:<font color="#006666">Elros wonders whether Aelian could even get a sugar high. Alcohol sure, but sugar? meh.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes, it can. Your call on what the taste is, though.


 * Thomas Lazarus waves a hand in the air. &quot;We still have dread curses like those on the surface..&quot;

<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Dog fur?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;But the point is, they don't have to be.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Doable.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;They can be righteous censures, too.&quot;

<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Go forth.. preferrably just while she's sipping it

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Ack! Pbbbt! WHat is wrong with that!?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... Or just little seals to keep mischievous cats from being totally annoying to anyone but themselves.&quot; =w=

Miron:<font color="#000000">said Tathi, not Aelian

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Huh?&quot; Tathi says, and takes a sip. She grimaces, and then glowers.

Miron:<font color="#000000">unless i fail at reading

You whisper to Meany: Sszeyl: &quot;In a temple of high level monks who can touch you and will you to die, they are. :. I assume you don't have that stigma here?&quot; Thomas Lazarus: &quot;Just a little something-something to make him only target himself with clown drawings and rainbow patterns.&quot; Miron: (it shoulbe be able to change taste as well as colour, right?) Elros: Elros wonders whether Aelian could even get a sugar high. Alcohol sure, but sugar? meh. Liatai: Yes, it can. Your call on what the taste is, though. * Thomas Lazarus waves a hand in the air. &quot;We still have dread curses like those on the surface..&quot; Meany is disconnected. Meany is disconnected. Miron: Dog fur? Thomas Lazarus: &quot;But the point is, they don't have to be.&quot; Liatai: Doable. Thomas Lazarus: &quot;They can be righteous censures, too.&quot; Meany has connected. Miron: Go forth.. preferrably just while she's sipping it Aelian: &quot;Ack! Pbbbt! WHat is wrong with that!?&quot; Thomas Lazarus: &quot;... Or just little seals to keep mischievous cats from being totally annoying to anyone but themselves.&quot; =w= Miron: said Tathi, not Aelian

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;...You realize he'd actually enjoy that.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">ah, I fail at reading

VAE:<font color="#000000">and am as bad with comments as owl, now

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( Thankee. ))

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">She twitches her ring to dispel the effect... and then makes Miron's outfit mirror the coloration of a Wee Jas'n necromancer.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Good. As long as everyone isn't turning into some kind of performance art and making fart noises every time they walk, he can delight himself all he wants.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;No spoiling chocolate, Miron.&quot; She says, taking another sip and trying to get Aelian to try again.

Tokens dropped onto map 'Lorellon - Canal'E.A.:<font color="#993300">You called?

Miron:<font color="#000000">. ..

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Yes, burger with fries please.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN! &gt;:O

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I HATE THAT SPELL &gt;:O

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Can we please stop this. =3=&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Screw this.. ah well, it'll go away after a while.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;And enjoy the chocolate.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You didn't spend two hours with a dog ass in your face!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Until we go to enjoy Tom's parent's company?&quot;

Terri:<font color="#000000">&gt;:|

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Mm..&quot;


 * Terri makes Miron's hot chocolate taste like soap. Righteous sip. &gt;:3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I suppose I should stop putting that off and go catch up with them.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Miron! Language!&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">this talk of a necromancer does bring something up though. XP

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You're all formally invited to come with.&quot; :3

Miron:<font color="#000000">Well, lucky that Miron didn't drink anything yet...

Miron:<font color="#000000">He's trying to stare the chocolate into submission.

Terri:<font color="#000000">... aw, that's no fun.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Said I will come... as soon as the stupid spell wears off&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Sooner or later, I'd like Tathi to get occupied with Seeds business long enough to take a break from the party, just so I can bring in this character I've dreamed up. Tech, a while back, toyed with the idea of a necromancer who raises deathless instead.. and I'd like to do that with a sorcerer, utilizing leadership for his deathless cohort. :P

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Dis-spell it, then.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">(said it earlier... he isn't eager to take anything from the sszeyl. )

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;I'll come with you, if you don't mind.&quot; Not like he's really doing anything else, either. &gt;.&gt;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">HELLO LEADEN MACE. :&gt;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Can't you dispel it yourself?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Like I should waste one of my spells... we aren't on a ship anymore.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Out of curiosity.. is there an actual purpose to that theme besides trolling? :P


 * Edaric wipes his mouth. Goodbye, whipped cream 'stache.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi rolls her eyes, and dispels Miron's outfit. &quot;But you look so good in red and black.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That shop was different.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">It is an interesting one. But yes, mainly trolling. :P


 * Terri dismisses her own prestidigitation. Normal hot chocolate.

<font color="#0000ff">TMGreal has connected.


 * Dr. Hatari unleashes Brick House.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">OWOWOWOWOWOWOW XD

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( Yo. ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tyler M. Greal.

<font color="#0000ff">TMGreal is disconnected.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Goodbye.

<font color="#0000ff">TMG has connected.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">tech, if you're here:

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Sooner or later, I'd like Tathi to get occupied with Seeds business long enough to take a break from the party, just so I can bring in this character I've dreamed up. Tech, a while back, toyed with the idea of a necromancer who raises deathless instead.. and I'd like to do that with a sorcerer, utilizing leadership for his deathless cohort. :P

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">HELLO LEADEN MACE. :&gt;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You know, being actual experts, I don't think they would actually be that likely to flip their shit on deathless. Probably the opposite effect of most people. :P

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron points towards his cup. &quot;Anyone wants this.. I.. am not thirsty.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">NO

VAE:<font color="#000000">NO FUCKING DEATHLESS

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Haha

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Bwahahahahahaha. XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">THEY ARE THE EPITOME OF WRONG

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Of course not, that would be necrophilia.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">You're only making me want to do it -more-, VAE. :&gt;


 * Liatai is brick'd so many times.

VAE:<font color="#000000">NOT IN MILLION YEARS

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">ROFL LIATAI. WHAT THE HELL.

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( Caps. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">AND IF YOU DO I'LL TALK IN ALL CAPS

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( Too much of it. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">ALL THE TIME

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Here's your halo. I found it rolling around on the ground.

VAE:<font color="#000000">THEY ARE EVERYTHING THAT'S WRONG WITH SPLATBOOKS

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">9.9

GM:<font color="#000000">Anyway! Shall we move on before this goes entirely off track? x3

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Yes. =3=

Liatai:<font color="#000000">-- ack, BRB.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Vae is basically correct. The lore is completely ass-backwards and contradicts all the rest of their established planar and magical workings regarding undead. Deathless can be completely represented by good-aligned Ghosts, which already existed. The EB type is so asinine it should be specific to that setting. =w=;

Meany:<font color="#993300">Here's an Idea.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And don't even say 'MAGIC MAKES NO SENSE WE CAN PULL ANYTHING' it doesn't work like that. =w=;

Meany:<font color="#993300">A ghost PC.

Meany:<font color="#993300">:&gt;


 * Ghostwish starts rolling stats. :)

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yes, Hatari

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ghostwish: Sooner or later, I'd like Tathi to get occupied with Seeds business long enough to take a break from the party, just so I can bring in this character I've dreamed up. Tech, a while back, toyed with the idea of a necromancer who raises deathless instead.. and I'd like to do that with a sorcerer, utilizing leadership for his deathless cohort. :

Meany:<font color="#993300">Ghosts have +4 LA, if I recall.


 * VAE lynxhugs Hatari

TMG:<font color="#000000">Nooo, not my idea D:

VAE:<font color="#000000">you are my hero!

TMG:<font color="#000000">However, I will say I personally find nothing wrong with deathless. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">lolololol

VAE:<font color="#000000">TECH, GHOST, AN ARSE WITH YOU!

TMG:<font color="#000000">it's good Ghosts that are the anomaly, not deathless. Negative energy = evil. It's basically the expy of the Dark Side here. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">No, No, No, No

TMG:<font color="#000000">Even if you use it for good, it stilll corrupts

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The magi-science behind it doesn't work. The entire type was an asspull because they wanted Eberron to defy conventions.

TMG:<font color="#000000">But anyway. Carry on with the game, you folks. -3-

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That's about all.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Um, hatari...

TMG:<font color="#000000">Deathless existed before eberron.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Book of Exalted Deeds?

Meany:<font color="#993300">Ahem.

VAE:<font color="#000000">An undead takes energy from the negative plane

Meany:<font color="#993300">This looks like IRC chatter.

Meany:<font color="#993300">:&gt;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh, yeah, that's a credible tasteful source. :P

TMG:<font color="#000000">Yes, get back to the game, you peeps.

VAE:<font color="#000000">The positive plane thing would be... just a living thing

VAE:<font color="#000000">It assrapes how planar mechanics works

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Anyways. It's a big derail.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Yes. Back to the game!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Let's get back to game in game and IRC in IRC.


 * TMG sits to watch

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Ending this argument with this: You're missing the point of deathless entirely.. they were meant to be something thrown at an evil party, which D&amp;D wasn't designed for, and thus why they seem so out of place. :P

Meany:<font color="#993300">-.-

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Now, game on. :&gt;

TMG:<font color="#000000">ghost. -_-

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That ... nope. :P

Meany:<font color="#993300">To the IRC with that.

Meany:<font color="#993300">To the IC with us.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Meany, get yer but on irc, why aren't pings working?

TMG:<font color="#000000">Got something unrelated to this. :B

GM:<font color="#000000">Right, where were we.

GM:<font color="#000000">Oh, right, about to make with the embarrasing stories.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Who's arm is that, DM? :P

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Jakob's and Dan's. I just use it for &quot;uhm excuse me talk is going on across the table when the game should be going on.&quot; :P

GM:<font color="#000000">Speaking of which! Whenever you're done with refreshments, and Tom is convinced to stop stalling, head over to the other Lorellon map!

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">There.

TMG:<font color="#000000">testing

TMG:<font color="#000000">can anyone see this?

GM:<font color="#000000">The sun starts creeping lower in the sky as you approach the nobles' sector of town... people in fancy clothes with smooth, uncalloused hands, and often long hair. The houses get bigger, farther apart, and fancier, and many of them are old, especially by human standards.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes.

TMG:<font color="#000000">weird...


 * Edaric fidgets with his cloak clasp and ties his hair back again, looking around at the well-dressed people in his adventurer's garb. &gt;.&gt;;

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;Hmm. Maybe I should've gotten something better to wear when we were back in town.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">The ninja has somehow found time to slip into something less midriff-revealing.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Sszeyl straightens out, and sharply cracks several joints as he goes into a straight-backed, head held high and tilted slightly, eyes narrowed in a glassic Noble Squint.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi.. hurries along. She's less than fond of human nobles. -.-

Meany:<font color="#993300">Testing.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yo.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Pink. :V

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">^^; &quot;Don't worry about it, Ed.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">How Sakura.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You don't have to primp yourself up where we're going. We're a family of warriors.&quot;


 * Terri walks along with a straight posture, nonetheless, looking around at the nobles. &quot;Which house is yours, Mr. Tom?&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus guides the group along until his own estate comes into view. &quot;This is the one.&quot; :3


 * Swallowtail looks up... and up... at the three-story mansion. o.o

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;How...strange.&quot; =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">|D

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;For a warrior clan, I'd expect something more akin to a fortress.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;A fortress in the middle of Lorellon?&quot; ^^;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron sighs

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Do your clans not dispute?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;So! I say we start with the basement, fight our way to the throne room, and loot everything on the way!&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus strikes the knocker on the doors a few times.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi smirks widely at Thomas. &quot;Kidding.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi!&quot; But that was a snerk. x3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;No, silly. My father was knighted for his service to the nation and crown during his own adventuring days. Our, as you say, 'clans' cooperate.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..I mean.. not all of them I suppose. But generally.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;How strange.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000"> &quot;Start from top would be easier, walk out front door afterward...&quot; =3=


 * Thomas Lazarus sweatdrops. ^^;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;You're right, Swallowtail. And we should blow out a few walls to ease the operation too.&quot;

Elros:<font color="#006666">=3=;

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;If you're that concerned, I'm sure we can find some castle occuppied by a ner-do-well, and whose owner isn't family of one of ours.

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;

Walter Elmbor:<font color="#000000">One of the large oak doors opens, to reveal a well-dressed elderly man. &quot;-- Ah, welcome home, sir.&quot; Both doors are opened. &quot;Are these your companions?&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus smiles and nods.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yes. Pardon the lack of notice.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It's good to see you again.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Looks like Thomas takes after his dad. The last minute planning of an adventurer and all.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hello, good sir. Inquisitor Steelsprocket at your service.&quot; *bows slightly*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Something like that..&quot; ^^;;

Walter Elmbor:<font color="#000000">The man nods. &quot;I can say much the same, sir. Your mother and father have been much concerned about this adventuring business.&quot;

Walter Elmbor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Please, come in.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I can only imagine.&quot; He enters.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Oh, he's been fine.&quot; Totally not critical'd multiple times or anything.

VAE:<font color="#000000">fun thing.. .Miron likely hasn't got the guy being a servant

Terri:<font color="#000000"> &quot;It's fancy inside, too.&quot; :o

VAE:<font color="#000000">He probably thinks it's one of the family mmembers

VAE:<font color="#000000">hence the greeting

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Can I also take a moment to say how pleased I am to have a Helsing for our butler? XD

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">roflroflrofl

Liatai:<font color="#000000">A -- XD There I go pulling out tokens without knowing their canons again!

Ezer:<font color="#006666">Cats are totally welcome, right? :o

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">He's a werewolf butler and a former vampire hunter. XD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And a million other crazy anime tropes. Rest assured your ass is grass if you stain the carpets.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">ACID SPLOOSH-

Walter Elmbor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Your mother is in the sitting room at the moment. Shall I call for her, or would you prefer to go to her?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh, no. I'll see her.&quot;


 * Terri seems entranced by one of the fountains. :3


 * Thomas Lazarus begins to head down the hallway, but lingers.

Elros:<font color="#006666">Elros is impressed. Quite the fancy building here.

Walter Elmbor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Very good, sir. You and your companions will be staying for dinner, I hope?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;( Dare I tell them to make themselves comfortable...)&quot; =w=;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Bloody hell.. it is nice to see someone who isn't a necromancer having a mansion.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I imagine we will.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I doubt they'll get the choice.&quot; x3

Walter Elmbor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Very true, sir. I will inform Elizabeta.&quot; :)

VAE:<font color="#000000">http://www.macromeme.com/dog/apple-store-hook-up.html This is hillarious

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm home.&quot;

Nina Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Tom!&quot; :D

Nina Lazarus:<font color="#000000">An old woman sets down her book as a cat looks up and stands, heading over... and then she pauses, eyes widening.


 * Thomas Lazarus offers the most sheepish. Smile. Ever.

VAE:<font color="#000000">http://www.macromeme.com/cat/watering-the-owl.jpg

VAE:<font color="#000000">Meany

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's so you

Meany:<font color="#993300">And the ensuing lacerations.

Meany:<font color="#993300">Are so you.

Meany:<font color="#993300">:D

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">X3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I see we sprung for the extra-dramatic pipe organ. *bricked*

Nina Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;W... w... what happened to your hair? Where did it go -- you didn't even ask -- you look like some kind of --&quot; She looks close to tears, but laughs, smiles and hugs Thomas all the same. {8)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Sorry..&quot; He smirks compulsively and hugs his mother back. ^^;

B&#228;rli:<font color="#000000">The cat winds itself around Thomas' ankles, purring.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It's a long story.. it was just, you know, in the way.&quot; ^^;;;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hey there little bear.&quot; He scoops up the cat. :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Oh that's soo touching.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Where's Tomiko to ruin it? =3=

B&#228;rli:<font color="#000000">Mew! Purrrrrrrr~

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I dunno some swamp or something 700 miles from here. =3=

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Oh look here she comes down the stairs..


 * Thomas Lazarus looks back to the others.


 * TMG ....suddenly imagines Tathi punk'ing Thomas

TMG:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, Tom-tom, you told me you had such a big, comfortable bed here! When do we get to use it? &gt;;3 &quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm so sorry I didn't write sooner.. it's just.. uh..&quot; ^^; &quot;..Well. Things weremoving at their own pace, sorta-speak? I tried I really tried. I've still got the blank parchment on me.. I just needed to be here to tell you all this.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... good grief, Tech. x3

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">... who are you and what have you done with Tech?

Faerie:<font color="#006666">TMG: Well, maybe Mrs. Lazarus is the kind of mother who wants grandchildren.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">&gt;.&gt;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">DON'T YOU DARE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WOULD START. D:

TMG:<font color="#000000">give Thomas's mother such a start. x3

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">STOP TEMPTING ME.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">STOP IT.

Nina Lazarus:<font color="#000000">Grandchildren...? *_*

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Well, you know what would be an even better punking...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">FFFFFFFFFFF-- &gt;:O

Faerie:<font color="#006666">...if one of the male party members said that.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">&gt;.&gt;


 * Ghostwish shoves Elros forward.

Elros:<font color="#006666">:[

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;--Anyways. I'm being rude.&quot; He recomposes himself.

Elros:<font color="#006666">I am not gay, dammit.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Everyone, this is my mother, Lady Nina Lazarus.&quot; =w=;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Hello.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh hello, mother Nina! Tom-tom's told me so much about you...&quot; just a subtle enough hint. x3

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Hello there!&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">But joke's probably run its coruse by now. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">QUIDDIT.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Greetings!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Ghost of Calrach? D:

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;Salutations.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">aw!!!

TMG:<font color="#000000">If only Calrach were there!

TMG:<font color="#000000">He knows Ventriloquism! &gt;:D

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Inquisitor Steelsprocket at your service.&quot;

Nina Lazarus:<font color="#000000">The woman laughs quietly. &quot;Oh, Tom, it's okay; from what your father told me, there's more to tell than a simple letter would be able to tell, and we got an early visit from you this year!&quot; She smiles to the party. &quot;Hello, everyone -- oh, my. There are quite a lot of you! Are you all Tommy's travelling companions?&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Alas, 'tis not to be...oh well. Carry on, everyone. x3


 * Thomas Lazarus looks a little relieved by that. (:3

B&#228;rli:<font color="#000000">Purrrrrrrrrrr~ The cat climbs up and rests on Thomas' shoulders.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Yes, I am Tathi Eyllisaearsithek, evocationist.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Aelian Cyadarith, woodsman.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus rubs on B&#228;rli's head absent-mindedly.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The silly familiar has actually gotten me to remember umlaut codes.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Sszeyl of Orgolloyss. Monk.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">alt+0228 on numpad.

Nina Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi, Aelian, Sszeyl... my, a whole rainbow of elves!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron Steelsprocket - Inquisitor of the Leaden Mace.

Tathi: <font color="#ff">(( are there sea elves in Akellon? ))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Our catfolk and halfling friends were indisposed.&quot; (|3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There are. They're the elves Swallowtail is most familiar with.

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;Elros Saelian, ranger.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">barbarus is about to be -all- kinds of indisposed...

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Oh I don't know. We'd need a sea elf and a wild elf to get the full spectrum.&quot; She says, smiling.

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Teria Toris -- m'honored t'meet you.&quot; Terri shuffles her feet a little and smiles.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hahahaha

Meany:<font color="#993300">Possibly indisposed in pieces.

Meany:<font color="#993300">All over the floor.

Meany:<font color="#993300">=3=

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That so sounds like he's getting married.

Meany:<font color="#993300">Imagine it.

TMG:<font color="#000000">:B

Meany:<font color="#993300">Luethil at the alter in a tux.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">D'aawwww isn't she adorable? |D

Meany:<font color="#993300">Densharr giving away Malibu Bridal Barbie.

Meany:<font color="#993300">:D

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Yup that's Thomas' daughter! Say hello to grandma- ow bricks

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">D|

Nina Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's lovely to meet you, too, dear..&quot; Though she does give Thomas a curious look. A child? With adventurers?

TMG:<font color="#000000">venezuela whispering in Luethil's ear. &quot;Strike them all down wih your hate, and your training will be complete.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">She's older than she looks.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">She's actuall a Celestial.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">:D

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Swallowtail.&quot; She bows.


 * Thomas Lazarus catches the look. &quot;--Ah. I suppose it's way past time I explained why we're here.&quot; He smiles a bit nervously.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Edaric Tonmor -- I'm the entertainer.&quot; :3

Meany:<font color="#993300">TMG, you forget.

Meany:<font color="#993300">Luethil would still need to kill Honduras.

Meany:<font color="#993300">There can only be two.

Nina Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Oh! Wait until your father gets here, he'll want to hear all about this.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;--Mm.&quot; He nods.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Suddenly, Santa Clause.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Right down the chimney.

Elros:<font color="#006666">Wrong holiday time, Sszeyl. Wait a month.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..But.. Terri is just a friend of ours along to also visit some family. She doesn't.. you know. Get into danger.&quot; ^^;;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">I will be tactful.

Nina Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;He's been so worried after that sending -- I can't believe you can cast a sending already!&quot; She hugs Tom again. &quot;Why just a year ago, you were so proud of being able to cure moderate wounds!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">And not point out that you are wrong.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">:B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She hasn't gotten into danger while I've been in the party you wildly irresponsible original guardians. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Hey.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">She had a Dragondog with her.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">=3=

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Crap D|

Nina Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;Come, come, come in, sit down, make yourselves comfortable!&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">One second

Elros:<font color="#006666">We haven't really been in danger at all yet on this trip, though best not to mention, perhaps. &gt;.&gt;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Leaned on chair arm and it fell to pieces again. Need to get a new one. :I

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh well for now.

GM:<font color="#000000">SUDDENLY.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">TOMIKO!?

Meany:<font color="#993300">WORSE.

Meany:<font color="#993300">TOMIKO'S HUSBAND.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">EA!?

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">ohgodthebricks-

Alexander Lazarus:<font color="#000000">The door to the south flies open with a BAM! And there's a man with long white hair standing there... with a piece of bacon he confiscated from the kitchen, but that quickly disappears. &quot;TOM!&quot;

Alexander Lazarus:<font color="#000000">Suddenly, a templar is bearhugged.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Jump!


 * B&#228;rli knows the routine. Jump onto mama's shoulders now~

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">83

Meany:<font color="#993300">Wow.

Meany:<font color="#993300">She's like.


 * Thomas Lazarus looks like he is in a vice.

Meany:<font color="#993300">Less than half his HD.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">A &quot;normal person&quot; yes. :P

Meany:<font color="#993300">Less than a third.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hey.. dad..!&quot; He makes a feeble attempt at returning the hug. X3

Alexander Lazarus:<font color="#000000">Good grief, is this family full of superstrong giants? The newcomer tousels Tom's hair playfully before releasing him. &quot;It's good to see you! Welcome home! Got a haircut, I see!&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Poor Miron, stuck in the middle. :B

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">And now Tathi is overcome by giggles.

Elros:<font color="#006666">Elros looks behind the couch, and snerks a little.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Alas, poor Miron, we knew him well. Killed by bearhug.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Fff..


 * Dr. Hatari now has like four pieces of chair on the desk and its arm on the ground. =w=;;;;;;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Must focus. &gt;.&gt;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... wow. o.o How old was this chair?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Not that old. Parts of an adjustable slide arm.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ah. x3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I just gotta put it back together later.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Ack..can't..breathe..

Miron:<font color="#000000">Squished Inquisitor

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yep.&quot; ^^; &quot;It's really good seeing you both again. I've had.. so much on my mind these past few months.&quot; He looks a little sad for a moment, but continues smiling.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I suppose the short version isn't that much of a secret.&quot; He adjusts his Inquisitor's insignia on his armor. (|3


 * Alexander Lazarus looks down. &quot;-- Oop. Sorry.&quot; ^^; He picks the gnome up off the ground.


 * Nina Lazarus covers her mouth with one hand, looking at it curiously. &quot;The Leaden Mace?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That's right.&quot; He rubs the back of his head. &quot;..Brother Miron, here, and I've been mulling over it for some time. A while back, we ended up getting mixed in with these adventurers. The mastermind isn't here with us, I'm afraid. But it seemed like a chance to do some important good.. you know? There were some folks right there in the city they were helping save from mortal peril.&quot;

B&#228;rli:<font color="#000000">Hello there, fellow cat!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I wouldn't have even.. known about it in the temple.&quot; ^^;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;--They promoted me to a knight errant, by the way.&quot;

Amadre:<font color="#0000FF">We totally weren't on the furninature. &gt;&gt;

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">Totally. &gt;&gt;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Inquisitor...don't be ashamed of your proper title.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron grins.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I like how B&#228;rli could probably kick the pups asses. XD

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And forgot to introduce myself. Inquisitor Steelsprocket, of the Leaden Mace society at your service.&quot;

Amadre:<font color="#0000FF">&gt;:O!!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Mm.&quot; He nods once.


 * Thomas Lazarus folds his arms and looks thoughtful, and still a bit nervous.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Their adventuring business actually.. took us out of the city to a little town called Redtree.&quot;

Alexander Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;It sounds like there's more of a story here than should be told standing around in the foyer -- come on, take a seat.&quot; He looks over at the party. &quot;Are there enough seats? -- One moment.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus starts.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh. Duh; of course.&quot; ^^;

<font color="#0000ff">TMG is disconnected.

<font color="#0000ff">TMG is disconnected.


 * Alexander Lazarus brings chairs over just in case.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Luckily we have deity-like powers of Chairamancy.

<font color="#0000ff">TMG has connected.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It was a nice place. But... well.&quot; He looks away, very awkwardly, letting a bit of a silence build before he manages to kill it. &quot;There were a lot of people missing.&quot;


 * Dr. Hatari is getting talked to IRL and multitasking. &gt;:O

TMG:<font color="#000000">Brb. Can't load the last item on lazarus estate.

<font color="#0000ff">TMG is disconnected.

<font color="#0000ff">TMG has connected.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;They had a true fiend harassing them out of the woods.&quot; He looks highly uncomfortable at having admitted that.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Sszeyl keeps his hands warm by holding the pie. =3=

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Mmm. Warm.

<font color="#0000ff">TMG is disconnected.

<font color="#0000ff">TMG is disconnected.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron sits down next to Thomas.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;A bunch of folks had been killed. And their priestess. It was pretty ... pretty terrible. But we went in and put it down. Rescued a lot of them while we were at it. And it just kind of got to me.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">BRB, assume the Lazarus parents are gasping and laughing at all the right places. :B

<font color="#0000ff">TMGreal has connected.

TMGreal:<font color="#000000">blah.

VAE:<font color="#000000">more laughing than gasping

VAE:<font color="#000000">his father looks like a rambo.

TMGreal:<font color="#000000">testing

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I just.. could not get over how idealic and innocent that town was. It was exactly the kind of life I had wanted to lead some day as a priest. Nurturing a community, and devoting myself wholly to giving it succor and boon. And to see how.. totally fragile that was - to see it totally destroyed by something outside their own priest's control?&quot;

<font color="#0000ff">TMGreal is disconnected.

<font color="#0000ff">TMG has connected.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I guess it just shook me. Awake, maybe. To see that the world was actually in the kind of state of affairs where something like that could even.. happen.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus pauses again and offers a nervous smile.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I joined up with the Inquisitors of the Leaden Mace the first day we got back from saving those people.&quot;

<font color="#0000ff">TMG is disconnected.

<font color="#0000ff">TMG is disconnected.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I think I can do the world a lot more good as a hunter than waiting for people to get hurt, and then react. Even if it's less flowery and charming day by day. I struck down that devil with my own sword. My own arm.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..That's something to do for people. That stopped a whole lot more evil from coming true than healing and doting and advising ever could. ... From me, anyways.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I guess I was also kind of terrified to tell you this story until I saw your faces again... I'm really sorry.&quot; ^^;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;--But, I'm doing well. We all are. No casualties! A bunch of monsters in Castleton and beyond have been laid to rest since then, even. I've been promoted to a full Inquisitor doing work out of the mace.&quot; :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..We even, in fact.. ah..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We got a summons to Resca a while ago. From Salishea. A dragon. Paladin.&quot; ^^;;;;;;;


 * Dr. Hatari takes a moment to attempt to reassemble chair. :9

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Back, reading up.

<font color="#0000ff">TMG has connected.

TMG:<font color="#000000">trying this again...

TMG:<font color="#000000">TMG: someone whisper from here, plz? :U TMG: * Thomas Lazarus starts. Thomas Lazarus: &quot;Oh. Duh; of course.&quot; ^^;

Sszeyl: <font color="#993300">(( Yo. ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ah-HAH

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Chair fix

TMG:<font color="#000000">anyone whisper? ^^;

Nina Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;A real fiend?&quot; Nina looks horrified. &quot;Sun's light --! To think such things prowl the world... They're supposed to be very powerful...&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">before I loose connection again? ^^;


 * Dr. Hatari ignores all the extra pieces laying around. =w=;;;;;;;;;

Alexander Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot; -- Did you say Salishea?&quot; The knight looks very impressed. &quot;The Storm Knight of Bahamut?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That's exactly what I thought.&quot; He remarks quietly.

Meany:<font color="#993300">...Um.

Meany:<font color="#993300">Tech.


 * Thomas Lazarus looks over.

Meany:<font color="#993300">I can't find that line. =3=;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Do you know her?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'll try.

Meany:<font color="#993300">Went back to what appears to be a halfway mark on my log without it poofing up.

TMG:<font color="#000000">way too far

TMG:<font color="#000000">it was just before my firest disconnect

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">There ya go.

TMG:<font color="#000000">ah! Thank you, hatari

Meany:<font color="#993300">And I didn't see it before that. :B

Alexander Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not personally, but her legend has spread across the kingdom from Resca to the Nieva Mountains and beyond. She had a hand in sending a red wyrm to his final rest, they say, along with countless other agents of Tiamat. How did you catch her attention?&quot; o.o

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;The child is her niece. =3=&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus nods. ^^;


 * Thomas Lazarus remarks with a nervous laugh. &quot;We were, ah, thinking of buying her a shark to eat when we arrived to visit.&quot; =w=;


 * Terri nods, too, looking proud. Alexander looks over at her for a moment in a new light.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Multiple sharks.&quot;


 * Alexander Lazarus laughs! &quot;A fine idea!&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus clearly finds the idea strange, still, but when in Rome.

Alexander Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Speaking of which, you're all to stay for dinner.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#993300">When in Rome we do as Fae does.

Meany:<font color="#993300">Because he is.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">o.o

Meany:<font color="#993300">The most interesting man in the world.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">XD


 * Faerie snrk

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Honoured to be your guests.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">No

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Quite. =3=&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Delightful!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">When in rome, don't write &quot;Romanes eunt domus&quot; on walls.

Nina Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;Does the Leaden Mace make you cut your hair when you join?&quot; :.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">^^;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Heh.. no, we aren't the army.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;No. I've only had it this way a very short time. Does it look okay?&quot; =w=;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You should have seen Flint.. he's hairier than Tom ever was.&quot;

Nina Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;It looks good! It's just very different.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;--Oh!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;How could I forget.. the fiend.&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">Why do I feel like I should be calling a gnome a liar...? =3=;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It was a -- drat. What was it again.&quot; =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 10 + 2 = 12&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Come on... he is hairier

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Ehhhhhhhnnnnn? =3=

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 5 + 1 = 6&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; memory!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Derp.


 * Thomas Lazarus huffs. &quot;I've been studying this, I should know.&quot; He rubs his chin and seems thoughtful.

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">Hairier? The guy had hair to his waist. :P

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;One of the Baatezu agents of Tiamat.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 16 + 3 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; unrained plane check knowledge, for lulz

VAE:<font color="#000000">*untrained

VAE:<font color="#000000">success?

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 15 + 6 = 21&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; knowledge planes!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes -- now dang. What were they called. XD

Miron:<font color="#000000">Abishai, Thomas..

Liatai:<font color="#000000">A white abishai.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ah, yes. Thank you brother.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;An Abishai devil.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">I have read something about those buggers.. to think I first pondered using Positive energy to kill one.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That would have been disastrous.&quot; ^^;


 * B&#228;rli is purring on Thomas' lap this whole time. |3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Scritch scritch pet. :D

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Anyways...&quot; He looks at the floor a long moment.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... I suppose that's the size of it.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed... It is lucky you have slain it first.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I've been using the templar training they gave me. Not just being there for sentiment and ornament's sake -- actually going out, and doing something to help the people with it.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And he does it well, I have to say.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm certain. This is what I want to do with the rest of my life.&quot; He seems confident for just that moment.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You should be proud of your son.. he advanced to a full Inquisitor in the shortest time I have seen in the last fifty three years.&quot;


 * Dr. Hatari examines chunks of plastic and ball bearings from the floor. I wonder what these used to do.... D|

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Just as soon as he learns to stay clear of the wizard's spells.&quot; Tathi says, giggling.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We're careful. Really.&quot;

Nina Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;And we are... though you know we'll never stop worrying about you, Tom. It's very, very dangerous, inquests, adventures... but you could be doing so much worse than fighting for the sake of the downtrodden and innocent, protecting them from things like that fiend.&quot; :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..It's still not half as dangerous as what Tomi is out doing.&quot; =w=;


 * Thomas Lazarus beams!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;What is your sister doing, Thomas?&quot;


 * Alexander Lazarus laughs! &quot;Wrestling ogres, from the sound of it!&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus chuckles a bit. &quot;Yes..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;She's a monster hunter. She's out west somewhere with a smaller band than us hunting down wyverns and trolls and things on commission.&quot; ^^;;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;She has always been... a lot stronger than me. I'm probably still nowhere near her ability to handle another fiend.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;But hopefully, that's changing.&quot;

Alexander Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;Speaking of which, where did all of you meet? I can't imagine all of you are inquisitors... I can only imagine the look on the high inquisitors' faces if a drow tried to join, for one!&quot; :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">|D;;;;;;;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">... this is not a good time to forget how exactly Tathi came to be with the party... XD


 * Thomas Lazarus glances at Miron.

TMG:<font color="#000000">...is thomas going to explain the -real- reason he cut his hair? xP

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Didn't she just show up outside a goblin lair? :P

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">RIGHT.

TMG:<font color="#000000">hatari; yeah, she did. Then got possessed.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Should he, tech? :P

TMG:<font color="#000000">By a dead goblin. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sadly, we aren't.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Mmm, I was on the same assignment as they were, investigating some goblins. So, we teamed up, and haven't managed to come unglued yet.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And well.. there's a further reason on why the drow is with us.. or rather, why we are with him.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">well, I'm sure -someone- is going to blurt out something related to the most recent Pamela adventure ad the Lazaruses will get curious. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Truth be told, I was deathly afraid of this psychotic stalker who wanted to keep me as her unliving doll for the rest of time because of my hair. So I cut it before we went off to ransack her castle and kill her. :3&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Pfft.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;What's for dinner mom |D&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I'd been turned into a statue by a cockterice when the party saved me. Since then I've been the party's scout and Tathi's lover.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Thomas could come p with a more roundabout way than that. :P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">He might. But he is actually avoiding that little detail for now.


 * Edaric chuckles. &quot;Would you belive in the basement of a sculptor's house? Your son and the others came by during the business in Redtree and rescued Aelian and I --&quot; Edaric clears his throat and shoots a quick look at Miron as if to say 'not now.' He then nods to Aelian. &quot;And I'm the annoying tagalong that won't stop playing the lute.&quot; :P

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We're admittedly not the best influence on children, you know, ever.&quot; He jokes with a small smirk.

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;We were bein' thief-catchers!&quot; :D

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ohh, right. The party. The name we carry. Sszeyl, do you have that insignia sketch still?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We're called the Vigilant Guardians.&quot; |3


 * Swallowtail hasn't said anything. &gt;.&gt;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">:o

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Is anything the matter?&quot; He looks her way.


 * Swallowtail shakes her head. ^^;

Dr. Hatari whispers: It did not hit me until exactly this moment.

Dr. Hatari whispers: She's sitting adjacent to a grand master of the Iron Heart school. =w=;

Alexander Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's all right, dear. Is there something wrong?&quot;


 * Swallowtail shakes her head again, but looks even more embarrased. =3=;;;;;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Some of our number are super shy.&quot; Tathi says, smiling.

You whisper to Dr. Hatari: ... you know, that didn't occur to me, either. :B

<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

Dr. Hatari whispers: I've wondered on occassion who the world's greatest martial artists in-setting might be. Surely some unknowns. But two of the tops... probably Zilvudar and Alexander. ^^;;;


 * Thomas Lazarus watches curiously for a moment, but relents.

You whisper to Dr. Hatari: Indeed... it's almost a shame Swallowtail doesn't know much at all about the Kellon martial art schools. ^^;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Anyways.. I.. I guess that's the story.&quot; He rubs the back of his neck again.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm so sorry I didn't say anything until now. I just.. I don't even know. I was terrified of putting the pen to paper, I guess.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Says the person who tackled a devil.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi narrows her eyes at Thomas a bit. &quot;MIster and Misses Lazarus? I promise to crack the whip on your son to make sure he writes. At LEAST once a week.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">D:

Alexander Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm not complaining. It ended up meaning you came by to visit sooner this year -- and brought along friends!&quot; :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I--I've got Sending now!&quot; ^^;;;;;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Letters. Hand-written. At least a page.&quot; She says, her smile widening.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Terri!&quot; =w=;;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I should send your father something, too!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">D8

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's only been a day!&quot; x3

Elros:<font color="#006666">Elros eyes Tathi in a 'Really, in front of his parents?' sort of way.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Oh come on you know this is fun!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Be that as it may... trust me; he's pacing around the shop worrying sick over you.&quot; ^^

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm sure he'll appreciate it.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;LIke parents you forget to write to?&quot; Oie, she won't quit. :P

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">D8

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">But I tried so hard!

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's okay! I'll write a letter an' send it before we get back on the ship!&quot; :D &quot;... but you're probably right. Max an' Mama have prob'ly got their hands full makin' sure he's not goin' crackerdog...&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus relents with a nod, and smiles.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I can understand how he feels...&quot; ^^; &quot;...maybe that's why I've been feeling so guilty.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus fidgets. (|3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ahh--what's for supper?&quot; Subject change!

Elizabeta Marigold:<font color="#000000">You beat me to it! DX

TMG:<font color="#000000">oh dear, not again...

Elizabeta Marigold:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah -- excuse me --&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Dun dun DUUUUUUUN.

Elizabeta Marigold:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm sorry to interrupt, but supper will be ready in about ten minutes.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus offers a small wave. :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Brb, 1 moment.

Elizabeta Marigold:<font color="#000000">The young lady nods in return. :3 &quot;Are there any allergies among those present that will need to be observed?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">''If only my Common was better... must not embarrass self before warrior... ^^;;;;;; ''

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">That made me realize how silly an elf with allergies would be.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Full elf here. Aelian?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">(&quot;She's asking if you're allergic to anything.&quot;)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Speaking of avoiding horrible things trying to kill us, and talking about that all night..&quot; =w=; &quot;Tathi, how has your Seeds project been going?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Not a one. Lucky thing too. My human parent got hay fever from time to time..&quot;


 * Swallowtail shakes her head.

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">:)

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;Speaking of that. :|&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">Sszeyl gives that girl such a look.

Miron: <font color="#0">(( allergy to drow ))

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;It's just now started, but I'm so excited! We found the perfect tree to base the Great House on, and we've already found some wood elves to start the treatment and construction. I am actaully hoping it will be done by the time we get back so I can begin Seeds in earnest.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#993300">&quot;When are you going to get around to scrying that forest I told you about? :|&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What seeds?&quot;


 * Miron no understand

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Stay fixed, chair. ;_;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;When I can scry myself, Sszeyl. And it's my project to give my people a new home, Miron.&quot;

Elizabeta Marigold:<font color="#000000">&quot;Excellent. Please make your way to the dining room whenever you wish.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's... wonderful.&quot;


 * B&#228;rli is curled up, asleep on Thomas' lap.


 * Thomas Lazarus carefully tries to deposit the cat on a free bit of couch. :9 Sleight of hand. &#171; &#160;1d20-5 = 10 - 5 = 5&#160;  &#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">''Atleast it wasn't negative. =3=''

Tathi: <font color="#ff">(( the cat goes flying across the room- ))

B&#228;rli:<font color="#000000">The cat yawns and stretches out. Now you have a big cat sprawled out across your entire lap. |3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">(:3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Anyways, barring any other significant points I happen to be missing, shall we have the party eat dinner and leave off? :3

Nina Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, B&#228;rli. You silly old bear.&quot; x3

B&#228;rli:<font color="#000000">Purrrr~

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">My one weakness.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Adorable. D:

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">And money lenders. &gt;.&gt;

GM:<font color="#000000">Sounds good to me! Shall we nom while the party noms?

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">And cats in general.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">And wolves.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Also lightning bolts.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">And arrows.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">And holy water flasks. &gt;.&gt;;;;;;;;;;

Meany:<font color="#993300">Thomas.

Meany:<font color="#993300">For Reading Rainbow.

Ezer:<font color="#006666">I'm Tom's weakness? Interesting.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Nomming Thomas for family hijinx. XD


 * Nina Lazarus picks up B&#228;rli and drapes him over her shoulder like a shawl.

Meany:<font color="#993300">Seconded.

Ezer:<font color="#006666">I'll have to make a note of this. :o

Meany:<font color="#993300">Miron for not being a hateful little gremlin for five minutes, once again. :3

Meany:<font color="#993300">No one else did anything since last noms.

Meany:<font color="#993300">Except the Prest war.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm sure the whole affair would have been like 100x more deathly embarassing if either of tech's characters were present. Especially Calrach. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tech, we need a better solution for writing you in when you can play. So you can play. =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">negative nomination to anyone who ever mentions deathless again.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Uhg. ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">also, nomming Tathi for Fake Dwarf Accent


 * Ghostwish sits on VAE's head. ^_^


 * VAE bites. I'm here to chew ass and kick bubblegum.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Haha yes.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nomming Terri for creative soap uses.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Seconded. XD

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Oh, nomming VAE for inadvertently bombing the boyfriend. XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">nom to sszeyl, for the sudden realisation of being rich.

VAE:<font color="#000000">In the cake shop i mean.

GM:<font color="#000000">Any more?

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Nomming the DM for HOLY SHIT DETAILED MAPS. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm

VAE:<font color="#000000">Seconding that, Ghost.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">But also denomming her for BEING UP AT 3 AM MAKING THEM. XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">no, that's a show of dedication


 * VAE approves

VAE:<font color="#000000">Best work is done after pi-time

VAE:<font color="#000000">that is, 3:14:15 AM

Liatai:<font color="#000000">To be fair! I do tend to do my best and speediest on things like maps and essays when crunch time loometh! XP

TMG:<font color="#000000">I couldn't see any of the maps. &gt;:

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Why not? D:

TMG:<font color="#000000">Loading kept freezing. Even opening a new MT instance didn't work

VAE:<font color="#000000">Liatai.. i live like that.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;:

TMG:<font color="#000000">transfer window showed no activity

VAE:<font color="#000000">Everything i got to do... last minute

GM:<font color="#000000">Right! Before this gets into a discussion of the DM's sleeping habits. :P

GM:<font color="#000000">For All - 700 XP for roleplaying!

GM:<font color="#000000">Thomas - 200 XP - Meet the parents!

GM:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl - 200 XP - You say she eats sharks? And inedible objects? IRON CHEF TIME. &gt;:|

GM:<font color="#000000">Tathi - 200 XP - I swear to make your son write often. With force if necessary. 200 XP - OCH.

GM:<font color="#000000">Did anyone not get any nom XP? I think I got everyone at least once.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep, i think you got all folks

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Give Terri extra.

TMG:<font color="#000000">cept for me, but I was absent, so that's excused. &gt;.&gt;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">OH. NOM TOMDAD FOR BEARHUG. :P

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">(sitting at 25264 xp now)

Meany:<font color="#993300">Four thousand exp until next level.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Did I do them justice, Hatari?

VAE:<font color="#000000">how?

VAE:<font color="#000000">25k?

Meany:<font color="#993300">24k.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Of course! :3


 * VAE just crossed into 23K territory

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">I thought they were great.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">I got nom xp in the first nom.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I've never actually had the parents in a game, before.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">VAE - Rabid RPing.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It was just Thomas and Tomiko that were old PCs.

VAE:<font color="#000000">More like me being gone all summer

Faerie:<font color="#006666">And then kinda died thereafter. &gt;.&gt;;


 * VAE just realised the nominations have increased in value

Faerie:<font color="#006666">And at 22670 if I'm correct.

VAE:<font color="#000000">In other words, they accrue pretty quick

VAE:<font color="#000000">There used to be times where Tathi was well behind Miron :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">25715 on Tom's sheet.


 * Dr. Hatari should get scribe scroll or something. =w=;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Saving campaign...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... fffff I have two more towns to make by next week. XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">owch

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">For what its worth, Lorellon looked amazing.


 * VAE dislikes mapmaking, kinda


 * Ghostwish pesters Liatai for Tasher sketchies, causing the workload to go critical mass.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And you'll have it if we ever return. ^^;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">BOX TOWN HERE WE COME. XP


 * VAE tends to just make up shit on the spot

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Personally, I kind of like how Blaquestone did maps in Mistfall2.

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's kinda scary and tiresome.. every place needs to have a sensible size and layout, then the streets and all, too..

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Heh, I couldn't skimp on the -capital- and on a PC's home. ^^;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... I can skimp on Bridgeton. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We basically had a small set of situational ambience maps. They were very small and generic. The details were narration. Oldschool style, before all this graphics bullshit ruined it and gave us this inflated sense of visual entitlement. =w=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">^

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">A good passage out of a novel or an epic description of a scene heard from across the table.


 * Ghostwish puts Hatari back in his wheelchair. &quot;Okay old timer..&quot;

Faerie:<font color="#006666">You could farm out map duties to someone else. o.o

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Just a thought. &gt;.&gt;

VAE:<font color="#000000">nevar

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That and a little battle-map's good enough. Better, even.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Saved us going bonkers on token adjustments. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean.. Far Recon is fucktons of fun ,and there aren't any maps

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's IRC stuff

TMG:<font color="#000000">Liatai; two more towns? Party isn't going to hang out in Lorellon for awhile? o.o;;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Saving campaign..

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Depends. But I kind of got the vibe that everyone wanted to get on with the adventure. :P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Not that long. We only have one more day.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">There's not really any business in Lorellon.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">I'll just shut sound off as I scuttle away to skyrim. :&gt;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I might not even map Bridgeton, it'll be so short of a stop. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">SKYRIM!!! 8E

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There was actually a mini-quest.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I don't care either way

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Though no one stumbled across it. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">oh?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Drat.

TMG:<font color="#000000">ehhhn! I thought something was going to happen in Lorellon to keep the PCs occupied until, OOC, I could rejoin the game! D:

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The bakery was handing out free samples in an attempt to drum up more customers because the Rooster's Tail had gotten a suspicious spike in customers.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">If you get a free day, I demand you dismiss plausibility and bring a PC into the game that day, mister.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ooh!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... suffice to say, Rin didn't see the back rooms for that reason.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">None of this self-imposed-exile-to-preserve-timeline or whatever stuff. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">spiking them with something, I suspcet

TMG:<font color="#000000">-_-;

VAE:<font color="#000000">or.. a new character for techie?

TMG:<font color="#000000">It's actually not just that, hatari.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">And don't worry. There will be ways to bring Techaracters back into the swing of things no matter where the party is.


 * Liatai has plans.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Part of it is timeline, yes, but more of it is there being heavy RP and my 'character' there, but completely silent because I'm not. That's the worst possible thing to me

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Good! Good! :O

VAE:<font color="#000000">I agree ,Tech

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Look. I understand what you're saying.

TMG:<font color="#000000">There's just no way to avoid that disconnect

VAE:<font color="#000000">One of the more annoying things, which i managed luckily to rationalise

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... and given how many storms I rolled, there will be delays... :P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But it's a game.

VAE:<font color="#000000">was how Miron was supposedly followign group into Freida's lair

VAE:<font color="#000000">They have done stuff he wouldn't have let slip without nothing

VAE:<font color="#000000">And well, he couldn't remark as I wasn't here

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's the reason I so badly wanted him off while in slovakia

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You cannot seriously tell me going into quiet lampshade bot mode is so legitimately horrible that you would rather just not play Akellon at all. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">It is.


 * VAE speaks from experience

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And if you do I will call it out as arbitrary and irrational.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Hatari, actually, yes. I am seriously saying that. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">It would work for some of the less .. pulldown characters

TMG:<font color="#000000">Because the -return- is an absolute nightmare of trying to backtrack

VAE:<font color="#000000">Like.. Trofim would have been fine

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And you're well-known for being OCD-riddled with arbitrary, irrational decicions. :E

TMG:<font color="#000000">so I'd rather have a character offscreen entirely.

VAE:<font color="#000000">this time, I have to agree with Tech

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Shall we take this to IRC so as not to clutter the log?

TMG:<font color="#000000">right, sorry. x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">um. .truncation, Lia?

VAE:<font color="#000000">this is at the *end* of the log

VAE:<font color="#000000">you can just chop it off after I process it

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">What I'm saying is you need to get over that, since it's objectively just not that big a deal and we would rather have you play the game when you can play the game. People miss and go botmode all the time. =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">nope.

VAE:<font color="#000000">it makes for inconsistent storylines

VAE:<font color="#000000">which is ouch.

TMG:<font color="#000000">hatari, I will respond to that on irc


 * Dr. Hatari facepalms.

TMG:<font color="#000000">liatai, please close down server. :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">er, ghost.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You're just playing devil's advocate like you do for everything. Shush. :P

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ghost, please close down server.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I aren't

VAE:<font color="#000000">I 'm of the same opinion

VAE:<font color="#000000">And if you noticed, I did the same

<font color="#0000ff">VAE is disconnected.

<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

<font color="#0000ff">Dr. Hatari is disconnected.

<font color="#0000ff">Faerie is disconnected.

<font color="#0000ff">TMG is disconnected.