Session 72

Ghostwish has connected.

Liatai:Ahhh crud I forgot how laggy drawing on a map while it was on a server was.

Meany has connected.

Meany:Pancreas. &gt;:O

* Liatai is searching for the trolling. :.

Liatai:*snrk* Found one, at least. x3

Ghostwish::&gt;

Meany:Hmm.

Liatai:Aw, you didn't replace Falterpaw with a trollface? I am disappoint. :P *brick'd*

Meany:Is the spit of mountains north of Onach it's own mountain range?

Meany:Or an extention of the Redridge?

Liatai:It's its own mountain range, nominally speaking. Geographically speaking it's part of the same mountain range that makes up the Redridge. What its name is, I haven't a clue. :B

Ghostwish:lulz, I only wanted to do that one.

* Meany finishes up Primera sheet. :v

Railock has connected.

TMG has connected.

Dr. Hatari has connected.

Visitor has connected.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:o Visitor returns!

Visitor:<font color="#0099CC">Hi there. :)

Visitor:<font color="#0099CC">How's everybody?

Meany:<font color="#660033">PANCREAS.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Yo.

Visitor:<font color="#0099CC">I'd prefer to keep my internal organs internal, thank you very much. :P

Meany:<font color="#660033">Darn, and we're offering their weight in kittens.

Visitor:<font color="#0099CC">These guys wouldn't accept kittens as IOU's: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repo:_the_genetic_opera

Meany:<font color="#660033">True.

Meany:<font color="#660033">But we're not GeneCo.

<font color="#0000ff">VAE has connected.

Visitor:<font color="#0099CC">Black Mesa might.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Yo.

Visitor:<font color="#0099CC">Meany, got a question: How much of a Sci-Fi buff are you?

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">He routinely masterbates to pictures of commander riker

Meany:<font color="#660033">Ew Riker.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Too much whiney bitch.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Resca map is up if people want to preload it.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Bitch you love that facial hair.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Nah.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Very funny. :B

* VAE mroweth

Hakutaku:<font color="#0099CC">Mrow to you too. :3

<font color="#0000ff">RAM has connected.

GM:<font color="#000000">So! Seems most of us are here... shall we do some character questions to warm up?

Meany:<font color="#660033">I am a fan, that much I will admit.

* VAE is all for

Meany:<font color="#660033">I am mostly a buff of the Stargate series though.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Also yes.

VAE:<font color="#000000">though, gotta pslap nommables into microwave

* RAM likes Stargate!

* Dr. Hatari is in awful shape today.. =3=

* Dr. Hatari sips Dr. Pepper.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Sure! Gonna start lunch.

* Meany casts Polymorph on Hatari.

* Meany morphs him into a better shape.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oof. What's with all the sick around lately? ^^;

* Liatai cooks chicken soup.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I woke up at 9 PM.. and then just kind of lay awake for the past 5 hours.. =_=

* RAM omnomnoms pizza.

Visitor:<font color="#0099CC">I liked SG-1. once they restarted the cast, I stopped watching it. How did they even stray from Abydos?

Meany:<font color="#660033">...Rephrase the question?

Meany:<font color="#660033">I have no idea what you're asking.

Meany:<font color="#660033">:B

VAE:<font color="#000000">I liked Babylon 5

Visitor:<font color="#0099CC">I watched SG-1 for about 2 seasons. Then, a year later, a brand-new cast was being used. W. T. F.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Babylon 5 was awesome!

Meany:<font color="#660033">Hmm.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Oh, that was story developments.

Meany:<font color="#660033">And..it was more than two seasons. :P

* RAM liked how the -entire- plot for Babylon 5 was planned out right from the beginning.

Meany:<font color="#660033">The change didn't happen until the very last season, as far as I recall.

Visitor:<font color="#0099CC">Ah.

VAE:<font color="#000000">also lia

Meany:<font color="#660033">There were ten seasons all in all.

VAE:<font color="#000000">lynx finally listened to the creepy pasta fplus today

VAE:<font color="#000000">Lawl

Meany:<font color="#660033">And five of Stargate Atlantis.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Two of Stargate Universe.

* VAE lost it at the Day of Blood, went on lawling like insane

Meany:<font color="#660033">Universe~ *_*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You held out longer than I did. I started laughing at Special Meat. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Special meat was just shitty writing

VAE:<font color="#000000">And believe me, on the SCP website ,we see worse quite often

VAE:<font color="#000000">Read this and lawl, Lia

VAE:<font color="#000000">http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1077 Some clueless person's idea of a proper report

VAE:<font color="#000000">ARGH

VAE:<font color="#000000">foiled again

VAE:<font color="#000000">http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1077

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I kind of lost it at &quot;And then she chopped off my limbs one by one&quot; &quot;I'm really good at typing with my nose!&quot; :B

* Meany pictures VAE with a metalic clawhand, and a cat, glaring at a screen.

Meany:<font color="#660033">&quot;NEXT TIME, GADGET. NEXT TIME!&quot;

* VAE quotes

VAE:<font color="#000000">The anomalous properties of SCP-1077 show when the epidermis of a living being is cut. All fat or otherwise gelatinous and unhealthy substances within a 6 inch radius are exhumed through the lesion. The area of exhumation appears to be spherical, and the deepness of the effect is correlated to the length of the cut.

Visitor:<font color="#0099CC">I can't seem to find any good Sci-Fi shows that are new, good, and consistenly released. I either read Homestuck or write for my own entertainment.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Seriously, it's one of the most hillariously dumb things I read in the recent weeks

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">back

Meany:<font color="#660033">Yo.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Umm...okay?

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Character questions? :&gt;

* RAM fails to find the humor, VAE.

Meany:<font color="#660033"> LADIES.

Meany:<font color="#660033">We are forgetting a key ritual.

VAE:<font color="#000000">One thing is &quot;otherwise gelatinous and unhealthy substances&quot; ... then there's the compulsive sharpening of it for no reason, and generally ,the utterly messed up tone for what's supposed to be documentation for a contained anomaly

Meany:<font color="#660033">We must offer cookies to the audience for good rolls this day.

Visitor:<font color="#0099CC">Hooray!

* RAM keeps all his cookies!

Visitor:<font color="#0099CC">booo!

* Meany gives Visitor cookies. :B

GM:<font color="#000000">Today's question is, March 3rd, &quot;It's the first day of truly good weather your character has seen this year. What does she do?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Need you even ask?

Visitor:<font color="#0099CC">*stuffs it into his bag of popcorn*

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;I'm singing in the rain~&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Perfect weather to test my new fall--er, flying machine!

GM:<font color="#000000">Granted, the new year in Akellon starts in what would be March in our world... well, that could still apply, March weather around here at least is pretty rainy and muddy. :B

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;What was your character's last pleasant dream?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Hang on a sec....

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good weather is a blessing for the good folk.. for one, tracks stay longer. &quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Mmmm. The forests were green again, I could see wood elven homes as far as the eye could see. And there was this black plume of smoke where Braxton falls was burning down..&quot; &gt;:P

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Oh yeah, Talfeera. Ride that 'bike'...&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Ho ho ho! Tathi was only wearing this-.. oh hi Terri..&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">.......

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;That by the time I go back to Ezzebek, there's nothing left to save. =w=&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nah, that smoke is your dear father's arse, after one of our fine inquisitors gave him a taste of his own.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">unplugging my headset crashed firefox...

RAM:<font color="#990000">Hrm, odd.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;I mean really. It would make everything easier.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Oh so that was your dream, eh miron?&quot; &gt;:)

GM:<font color="#000000">On the flip side, &quot;What was your character's last nightmare?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;That could probably be arranged, Sszeyl...&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Shiver. &quot;You have to ask? I keep seeing the flames again. The bodies. The smoke.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;That I was dying, and joining with First. Monstrously unpleasant.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Here we are. http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20040329

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Hmm, nightmare...

Miron:<font color="#000000">You have all read it

Miron:<font color="#000000">Commander Ashmore being Cal'tel

Miron:<font color="#000000">And Gnogglebolt his trusted aid.

Meany:<font color="#660033">No.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Ashmore takes off his face.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;The fire that stole my parents from me, taking my family from me once again.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">And there's nothing there. &gt;:.

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;What is your character's idea of a perfect meal?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Hmm, can't really think of a good nightmare. Oh well.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">SoIFoundOutTathi'sDadCanTeleport.BehindMe.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Perfect meal?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Bah. Meals get in the way of studying my spellbook.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;A delicious platter of fruits and veggies, with a kettle of hot tea.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;A fruity stew with bits of fish. A side-dish chopped walnuts and chicken bites. A desert of blueberries chilled in a river.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Why Sszeyl. That almost sounded elven.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Bah, if I didn't have to eat, I could spend more time building! But I do like fruits. :.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Roasted duck. Enough said!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">dense cornmeal with stewed sheep's meat, and black ale.

GM:<font color="#000000">This one has potential for silliness. &quot;Does your character look both ways before crossing the street?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Fuck no.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Come at me, cars. =w=&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">An inquisitor has to be alert at all times.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;I'm the one who runs over the people who don't.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Absolutely yes. Habit nearly everyone in Mazio develops.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Oncomming car+Mountain Hammer=Hilarity.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Typically, no.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Though, more than cars, it's due to the possibility of murderers behind a corner

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;You think that's the only time I look both ways?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;I bet you swing both ways, too.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I knew you'd hit Edaric at some point!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">The bromance is too strong to be otherwise!

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">ONLY FOR TOMMY.

* Thomas Lazarus looks up from spells. =3=

* Thomas Lazarus returns to spells. =3=

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You know Tom likes it.

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;What sort of sense of humor does your character have?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">HE HE HE HE HE HE HE.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">HE HE HE HEE HEEEEEEEEEE.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">A gnommish one, but it doesn't come out often. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Very, very silly.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;I tend to be one for more witty jokes.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Black humor.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Hah.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I dunno... I like having fun as much as every other inquisitor, I guess.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hey, Ed! Wanna see what happens when you turn a Bag of Holding inside out?&quot;

Visitor:<font color="#0099CC">*the number 42 falls out*

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Today's lesson is brought to you by Missingno.

GM:<font color="#000000">Hmm... someone give me a month. :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">OH FUC-

VAE:<font color="#000000">august

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">April!

GM:<font color="#000000">For August, &quot;If you had to characterize your character as an animal, which animal would you choose?&quot; and &quot;If your character were to characterize himself as an animal, which animal would he choose?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Wolverine. Sort of small, but when it gets pissed off, you don't want to be there.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Does a teddy bear count?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Hmm...no clue. :B

Meany:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl for -me- would be a badger. Totally disregards threats as legitimate, and is prone to violent anger.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I would categorize myself as a komodo dragon, though I don't know IC what that is.

Railock whispers: how do you want the background .txt file?

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">No match found. What kind of animal can destroy practically anything known to man but is as weak as glass, and is known for bouncing back and forth between incredible intellect and pure sillieness?

You whisper to Railock: Could you put it on the Akellon swap?

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Polar bear, maybe?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I don't remember ever seeing that third part. I pick hornet. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">As for self-characterisation...

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Aelian, however, screams lynx. Smart, fast, and deadly.

* Thomas Lazarus closes book of spells. =3=

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Probably a warrior termite. My strength is in my resolve, and in countless others fighting along. Also, I bloody hate spiders, too.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;A fox. It's always been something of my spiritual animal..&quot;

Railock whispers: uploaded. hope you like it

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">I hate to pull out the retard card and slap the crap out of the lot of you... but I don't think we're including the greater terminology of animal here. Meaning, no insects. :P

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Says who? Your DM is a biology student. :P

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You could pick a waterbear and I'd be cool with it. :P

Meany:<font color="#660033">Insects are part of the kingdom animalia.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Thought rejected. =3=

Meany:<font color="#660033">Thus, animals.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Deal with it. *shades*

VAE:<font color="#000000">That, and besides, then it wouldn't aswer the question of which animal they identify with

VAE:<font color="#000000">Because they'd have to choose something else.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Match found.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">African Army Ant. &gt;:)

GM:<font color="#000000">April... &quot;What did your character recieve for his last birthday?&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">o.o;

* VAE maintains. Termites and ants in general sort of fit within Miron's views of society.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">player memory fail. XD

Edaric:<font color="#000000">I was a statue on my last birthday. &gt;.&gt;; Life? :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The puppies for Tathi's, silly. :P

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;I was thrown down a flight of stairs.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">DUR HUR

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Technically, I haven't had one since joining the campaign.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">And Tathi bought Aelian a magic bow, though Aelian also spent his birthday as a statue. :B

Meany:<font color="#660033">Pancreas~

GM:<font color="#000000">You have permission to break the fourth wall for this question if you want to. &quot;What is your character's favorite type of music? Does he have any favorite musicians or bands/&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">Railock alive?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Last birthday.. before all this madness started. Anise got me a bottle of home-made, Richter new quills... &quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;I like the Various Artists.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Metal.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Is that an actual band? :.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">The harder the better.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Techno! :U

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Rock opera!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">No.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Techno.&quot; ^^;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Favorite band...I have many. Rob Zombie comes readily to mind.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">*proceeds to give a page-stretching music geek rant --* &quot;... uhm.&quot; :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Folks from Jones's rock sent a loud, sung greeting... at 3AM. I was dozing off at my spellbook by then.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">I do not often listen to music outside of when it is performed at work. I like woodwinds, though.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Music.. Nothign fancy. Folk tunes.. people's music.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Something that's good to drink by.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Oh please. We know you're all about the hip hop.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ahahah

VAE:<font color="#000000">Imagine miron singing death metal

VAE:<font color="#000000">dressed as a Nerullian cultist

Meany:<font color="#660033">Since everyone's around, shall we continue onward? :V

Meany:<font color="#660033">Or have I forgotten someone.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and doing his own effects

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hatari's been pretty quiet. One more question, then we start? :3

* Dr. Hatari is in Alex-mode. =3=

* VAE rofllynx's

VAE:<font color="#000000">Oh, that said

VAE:<font color="#000000">I should deal with skills and spells *headdesk*

* Meany injects Hatari with soda.

VAE:<font color="#000000">levelled last session ,remmber?

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;What is your character's idea of a perfect day?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Didn't we already do this one?

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;A day of peace, quiet, and painting.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Possibly, but the DM can't recall.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">It's good to revist questions as a character develops.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Riding down the road, Talfeera leaning back against me, watching the landscape fly by.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Good times, good times.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Branch commander congratulating me on solving a difficult case.&quot;

* Sszeyl steals Shankfang's music.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then going off to drink with the rest of the folks.&quot;

* Sszeyl puts in Bad to the Bone.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Sufficient.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Any day where I finish some new project

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Though... a day in which no new crimes happen, watching just the admiring faces of people as we walk by on patrol.. that'd be pretty neat, too.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Calm day near ocean, with lots of high places to climb to.

GM:<font color="#000000">Right then! Let's get this show on the road. Roll call?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Present!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">sdf

Tokens dropped onto map 'Gilforen Cave'Rolls:<font color="#7F00FF">STOP CALLING ME. I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU. *click!*

Railock:<font color="#000000">doom

GM:<font color="#000000">Oh hush, get in the basket. Kria's hungry.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">My chi is mad focused, yo!

Meany:<font color="#660033">ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

Visitor:<font color="#0099CC">SUBMIT NOW, SHEPARD!

GM:<font color="#000000">Now then! Where were we last Akellon... ah yes, the party had arrived in the Hills of Gilforen, at long last, and undertaken a short quest from one of the native dragons.

Meany:<font color="#660033">One of the native dragons.

Meany:<font color="#660033">So we know there are a plural of them.

GM:<font color="#000000">Loot has been looted, monsters vanquished, and everyone is at full health. Of course, Meany, there's Terri. |3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DIE DIE DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE! BWAHAAHAA!

GM:<font color="#000000">All in all, a splendid little excursion.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Umm, I mean...

* Shankfang the Deffrider clears his throat.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And skill points dealt with

GM:<font color="#000000">Now, though, it seems time to return to the dragon's lair. Would you please move to the cave entrance for vworping purposes?

GM:<font color="#000000">Oh, yes. And give my regards to the squiggly one.

VAE:<font color="#000000">wait, what the fuck

VAE:<font color="#000000">why aren't my token properties saved?

Meany:<font color="#660033">=3=

Liatai:<font color="#000000">They look fine to me. o.o

RAM:<font color="#990000">Because you touch yourself at night.

VAE:<font color="#000000">fine for level 7

RAM:<font color="#990000">You should probably stop doing that.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And what else can I play with?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Maptools has a habit of randomly reverting tokens.

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's like that woody allen quote

You whisper to Dr. Hatari: This is a reminder to save Tom's token. :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">To previous spaces, states, etcetera.

VAE:<font color="#000000">but anyways..

VAE:<font color="#000000">fuck

Dr. Hatari whispers: Thank you.

* VAE wonders just how much of his XP lack is due to a similar effect, now

VAE:<font color="#000000">wait now

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's why I say never use tokens for character sheets. Maptools is an instable client, and tokens should be expendable. ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">The XP is right, just stats didn't get a fix

VAE:<font color="#000000">or is ti

VAE:<font color="#000000">*headdesk*

Meany:<font color="#660033">:p

Meany:<font color="#660033">You leave Tea out of this.

You whisper to RAM: Shankfang may be noticing that his throat is getting sore as the day rolls on.

You whisper to Dr. Hatari: Thomas may be noticing that his throat is getting sore as the day rolls on.

VAE:<font color="#000000">actually

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=3= !

Tokens dropped onto map 'Hills of Gilforen'Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Heal check. &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 12 + 9 = 21&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">My player has saved a copy of me. Ain't I lucky

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang coughs a little, and clears his throat.

You whisper to Dr. Hatari: Yep, he's definitely starting to come down with something.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh dear.&quot; He sighs with a frown while walking back.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Fuck. Scratchy troat. Not a goot sign.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Vworped to the Hills of Gilforen map.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Seems like we might've brought Thalinde's bug with us.&quot; ^^;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;How horrid.&quot;

* Edaric clears his throat. ... then steps back away from Aelian.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Yah, Voopink Kough. Hy vonder if Hy hef henny uf dat Anti-kough hidink around here zumvere...&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">As does Aelian. ^^;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">:B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oookay then, everyone. Looks like before we get back on the Cygnet we're all doing a little check up to get this sorted out.&quot; |3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang rustles through his bags and such. Perchance some antitussives hidden away somewhere?

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Reimpersonate, Ramenstien.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">That was a delivery. What're you, a scalper =3=

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I did.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Don't know, do you have any on your sheet? :B

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;.... can dragons catch cough?&quot; O_o

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Dunno.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Little dragon was in Thalinde.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Let's go ask. =w= Sick people stay here.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Damn, I knew I should have stocked up on some myself.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Probably not. They're mighty. I'll check Terri.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;And we don't know who's sick yet.&quot; =3=

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dem, Hy knev Hy vas forgettink zumddink. Hy schould hef grabbed zum for myself ven Hy heard vat de delivery vas for.&quot;

Skycaller:<font color="#000000">Blink. &quot;Someone is sick?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Several someones.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus waves a hand slightly. &quot;It's quite alright.. I can--&quot; Guh =3=

Rufus:<font color="#000000">Hoo. ovo

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">At least she brought you with her this time, Rufus.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Such a cute lil featherduster :o

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Wait.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">=w=

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Which map is Liatai on? ^^;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Voopink Kough, from de last place ve visited. Hy delivered zum medicine for it, but forgot to schtock up on zum for myself.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">ram; bas wants you. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hills of Gilforen.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Pettinz for the floofy Skycaller.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">apparently we move to hills. XD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh. *mapswitches* :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Meanwhile, apparently in Max's lair again. &quot;=3= ???&quot; *bricked*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yes, so it seems.&quot; ^^;

* Skycaller accepts the petting, leaning slightly. &quot;It's for the best that you get that sorted out as soon as possible -- before you come in contact with the pups again. Have you been coughing?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt cautiously keeps hius distance from the coughing ones. o.o

Skycaller:<font color="#000000">Sniffsniffsniff.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;A liddle koughink und sore troat. It chust schtarted.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl don't afraid of nothing. =w= Screw you, coughs!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yes. I'm afraid we just came from a town with a bit of a whooping cough outbreak.&quot; Now wait, how the heck did we get back here before I grabbed everybody and forced a diagnosis.. &gt;:9

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yep, no need to make an ass out of a mite.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You forgot.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Time to assert myself. &gt;:o!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I bet it will pass on its own in a few days, either way,&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We'll just get this sorted out right now.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Nonsense. It's a highly contagious upper respiratory disease and I can cure it within a day if I determine exactly which of us is afflicted.&quot; =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Now everyone line up. Chop chop.&quot; =3=

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;But I'm fineee..&quot; Tathi whines. Darn healers!

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">Aelian's one of the first to line up. ^^;

Skycaller:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 11 + 12 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; diagnosis assist! The blink dog helps nudge reluctant people into line.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Brother, you are sounding just like Cadamon.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt lines up with the others.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Good boy. &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 8 + 9 = 17&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Skycaller:<font color="#000000">Girl. =3=

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang is not reluctant at all. He would rather not be sick.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Somewhat reluctantly, the inquisitor lines up with the others.

Skycaller:<font color="#000000">I'm the alpha female. Rockjaw's the alpha male.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas is simply looking for people displaying any symptoms. Also I was calling Aelian a good boy.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Although I understand your confusion. =3= *arrow'd*

Skycaller:<font color="#000000">Ah, pardon me. =3=

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I don't suppose I can apply that check to everyone for expedience? x3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You can, the DM is just looking for a token. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas goes about with cleaned off armor and a slightly humorous makeshift breathing mask/scarf examining everyone's throats. With the help of a little lantern wisp. |9

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Which of you need quarantined.. |9

GM:<font color="#000000">I missed yooooou~! Hope Undead Devin wasn't too rough -- ahem! Anyway!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm, what spells to choose, now

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">HE WAS TERRIBLE. I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Wait get back we're sick =3=

GM:<font color="#000000">Edaric, Thomas, and Shankfang are infected. Sszeyl would be, but he's a monk and thus immune.

* Shankfang the Deffrider coughs all over the DM.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hand of the faithful seems great

* Thomas Lazarus speaks up in a muffled tone.

VAE:<font color="#000000">if the other folks get little cuthbertine relics for themselves

GM:<font color="#000000">Ewwww coughstuffs =w=

TMG:<font color="#000000">Physician? Heeeeal thyself. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It looks like myself, Ed and Shank have caught the cough.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">whih Miron will take care of, probably

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm, Lia

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Figures.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">What about Aelian? &gt;:.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Sound Lance - is it auto-hit and just roll a fort save, or does it have to hit with a roll?

Skycaller:<font color="#000000">&quot;Very well. I can heal one of you today if you wish.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">CLEAN AS A WHISTLE, BITCH.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">What about Yamcha? =3= *arrow'd again*

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">*happy dance*

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Glad you're happy. =w= *cough*

* Thomas Lazarus blinks at the blink dog. With his eyes, to clarify.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh, is that so?&quot; :.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;I vote you heal Thomas.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Could be worse. I could have been a singing bard.&quot; :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy em villink to endure de kough so zumone else kan be kured.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;So he doesn't mess up healing the otheres in a coughing fit. =3=&quot;

Skycaller:<font color="#000000">&quot;A wise choice.&quot;

Miron: <font color="#000000">&quot;I'd prefer magical dogs nowhere near me.&quot;

Skycaller:<font color="#000000">&quot;You may wish to step back, then, Mr. Miron.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus rests his hands on his waist. &quot;(You know, I was going to spend my one Cure Disease spell on myself, today. I'm not a Flint.)&quot; =w=

Miron:<font color="#000000">*shifts away*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;But I appreciate your assistance, ma'am.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">telephone

Skycaller:<font color="#000000">A soft green glow collects around the canine's paws. &quot;Think nothing of it.&quot; A quiet rumble in a language none here speak... then...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Thomas knows other languages, too?

Skycaller:<font color="#000000">Thomas gets slurped. Cured!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh, no. Pardon. The parenthesis were just him speaking quietly.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">x3 !

* Thomas Lazarus laughs a bit. &quot;Thanks.&quot;

* Skycaller wags her tail.

Rufus:<font color="#000000">Hoo! ^v^

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Alright, Ed, Shank. I can cure one of you today, and one of you tomorrow. I'm afraid I've little choice but to pick one of you to sit in quarantine today.&quot;

Skycaller:<font color="#000000">&quot;Maxissoren may have a curative potion if you don't wish to wait.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Kure Ed. Hy kan vait.&quot; :3

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Cure Shank, I can wait.&quot; :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;So which of you martyr complexes are going to not volunteer, hmm~?&quot; =w=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... As suspected.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt snort-chuckles under his breath.

Skycaller:<font color="#000000">The blink dog gives a soft chuckle.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;No, Hy insist. Kure Ed. How kan he make music if he's koughink hall de time?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;I already said I'm not a singing bard. Besides, it'll be hard for you to aim if you're coughing.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Pardon the player 30 seconds. ))

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Cure Ed quickly. He's only a stone throw away from my consitution.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;The party can live without me making music. A stray bullet will hurt more.&quot;

* Edaric steps back as Aelian steps closer.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;It iz only vun day. Hy doubt Hy vill need to schoot at hennyddink ontil tomorrow.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;You never know in this business.&quot; =3=

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;I'll hold him down if need be.&quot; Aelian says with a smirk.

* Thomas Lazarus just rolls his eyes with a small smile.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Don't you dare, I don't want to get you sick too.&quot; =w=;

* Thomas Lazarus draws out a silver minted coin and flips it with his thumb. &#171; &#160;1d2 = 1&#160;  &#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Besides, Hy em a plenty goot enough schot to aim even if Hy'm koughink a lung up.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt has a hand over his mouth and is ever-so-slightly shaking. Apparently, trying to hide his mirth.

* Thomas Lazarus catches it and examines the head. &quot;Alright alright. I'll cure Shankfang and keep an eye on you, Ed.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">=3=

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( The player was looking up Treat Disease as per the heal skill. ))

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Yes! *cough* =3=

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Don' make me run avay from hyu. Hy em much faster ten henny uf hyu guys.&quot;

Dragula the Deffbike:<font color="#990000">Vroom!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Let's just get this sorted out before we go meeting with Terri or Brian or the crew.&quot; =w=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'll need a short while to pray first.&quot;

* VAE mroweth. Call ended

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy mean it, hyu vill never be able to katch me.&quot;

Skycaller:<font color="#000000">Blink.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">And so Thomas steps outside to kneel in the grass and fall into fifteen minutes of quiet prayer, before returning with a Cure Disease spell ready.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">How much does Dagula weigh?

VAE:<font color="#000000">anyways, Lia?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hm?

VAE:<font color="#000000">what I was asking about Sound Lance.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Oh, right. Blink Dogs.&quot; =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Get back here and take your medicine mister.&quot; =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">Is it auto-hit or a ranged touch?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ranged touch, I think. Let me look it up.

* VAE wonders, as it does have a fort save.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I'm...not sure how much Dragula weighs. I don't think we ever considered it. Lia?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Besides. You're always playing with the young'uns.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It's important you think of others when it comes to this sort of disease.&quot;

Visitor:<font color="#0099CC">gonna go. See you, guys.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">See ya, mystery blue man.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl lifts the Deffbike off the ground enough to not get traction.

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Ta. ))

Visitor:<font color="#0099CC">*Waves*

<font color="#0000ff">Visitor is disconnected.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;:9

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Nope, you're right. Auto hit, Fort half.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Fine, fine. But only because Skycaller here vould be able to katch me if Hy ran.&quot; Pettinz for Skycaller.

Rufus:<font color="#000000">Darn tootin! -v-

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Being a quick spell, Thomas merely mutters a few finishing words and pokes Shankfang in the back.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">Oh god the puns.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">So, Lia, how much -does- the bike weigh?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Ooo, green sparkles of health!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Disease cured.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Good question.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Right then. Ready to go bother Max and Terri some more?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Tenk hyu, Tomas.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;And you mister..&quot; She says, pointing at Edaric. &quot;Either you stay warm under a blanket or I'll warm you up with a fireball!&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Dagula is on the ground again after healing. =2=

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">An average motorcycle apparently weighs between 500 and 600 pounds.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Can look through the WoW book later to come up with a weight

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm ,then it's probably better choice

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">=3=*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And Dragula is larger and bulkier than that.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So perhaps another 25-50%

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes, ma'am.&quot; Ed chuckles.

* Thomas Lazarus smirks.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'll keep an eye on him.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu kan kuddle up nekst to Dragula if hyu vant. De incindiga-boiler iz qvite toasty.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">One more question. Given they are church affiliates - would Leaden Mace badges count as Cuthbert's holy symbols? If not, it'll get sorted IC otherwise

Liatai:<font color="#000000">They're not counted as holy symbols.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas will be attempting to lend Ed some medical assistance today and tonight, so in the event that he needs to roll a new save for disease, he can take his result or Tom's &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 8 + 9 = 17&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;, whichever is higher.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll pass, but thanks.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hokay.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 17 + 4 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Fort save to get it out of the way...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Nice.

* Thomas Lazarus wraps Ed up in winter clothes, and scarf-ties his face up with the clothes Mama Lazarus got everyone. |3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;There, now.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;As we were?&quot; :3

* Edaric muffles a &quot;thanks.&quot; =w= Chuckle. Cough.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm, Makes me wonder if Sound Lance is worth it, given Miron has wrack.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Doesn't sound lance also deal damage?

Meany:<font color="#660033">Sound Lance isn't listed as Evil? :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">It does, with fort save

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Or am I thinking of the psionic version..

Meany:<font color="#660033">Thus affecting alignment?

Skycaller:<font color="#000000">&quot;They are in the sitting room. Though you are welcome, by all means, to wander wherever you would like.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">thing is, the only advantage is distance - something with good fort, he might as well use Inflict critical wounds, which will deal more

VAE:<font color="#000000">and if something's fort is piss-poor, wrack deals with it.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Battle of the Lap &gt;:O

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Fatcat wins

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Heloo Rockjav! Vant pettins?&quot; :3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt follows the dog that phases in-an-out of existence into the cave

VAE:<font color="#000000">For some reason, Hand of the Faithful fits within Miron's paranoia. I wouldn't be surprised him casting it around his bed XD

* Rockjaw growfs.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Don't antagonize things four times your size, Shankfang.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Not unless you intend to wrestle them. =w=&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vorth a try.&quot; :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">of course, Hatari, one of the alternatives considered was Dismissal, which tries to kick out extraplanars if they fail a will save.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Vworp vworp vworp.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yeah, but, that's useless unless we know we're facing demons that day.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Now, to Terri and the puppies!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Mmm.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Extraplanars are rare.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Warm fire. |v&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">True. But then, we are quite often. Ah well.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Makes sense.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Pettinz for Mistwalker.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also.. Discern Lies... but then, zone of truth and Calrach

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">sorry, sorry, unnanounced afk. ^^;

* Lumisteria is speaking in Draconic. &quot;(And then Mr. Sszeyl got Vuz --)&quot; She switches back to Common. &quot;Hi!&quot; :D

VAE:<font color="#000000">well, his mug

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Haloo!&quot; :D

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We're back.&quot; :3

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">&quot;Did you get it?&quot; :O

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt is also meanwhile fidding with the little egg-like device he made earlier, jabbing into it with one of his tools.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Uf kourse!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We did.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Interesting creature, to say the least. Easily dispatched, however.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Had a nice hoard, it did.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hug and scritchies for Terri. :3

* Thomas Lazarus chuckles. &quot;Ah, yes, hoards.. did you tell your brother you gained one?&quot;

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">&quot;Of course!&quot; |3

Railock whispers: what map would I be starting on? wondering if you want my token placed ahead of time for whenever they get there.

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( *being nibbled while typing* &gt;:O ))

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi happens to glance over.. and notice what Gnogglebolt is doing.. She immediately scoots away.. ^^;;;;;;;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, that was an interesting excusion!&quot; Gnogglebolt says as he walks in after the others.

* Tharky is sitting on the floor, and had been writing, but had to dodge a cold drow and a huggy half-orc. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He looks down at the object in his hands as he's sticking his tool inside it. &quot;Shame though, this thing didn't work out.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">Aelian blinks, looks at what Tathi is looking at.. and does the same.

You whisper to Railock: Resca. :3

Barbarus:<font color="#660033">When suddenly.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron, busy thinking, notices everyone else has gone. He shoots an annoyed glance to Dragula, and proceeds to the &quot;living room&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#660033">As per the Sending Spell, the rock Tathi currently holds suddenly starts talking!

* Lumisteria hugs Shankfang back. :3

Railock whispers: should I drop the token on the small square or in the elsewhere? and then where to move it?

* Thomas Lazarus looks at Gnogglebolt's device curiously for a moment.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Rushed the construction, the initiator failed to go off. I think it fried itself before it could do anything. I can probably try and fix it...but it's not any more likely to work next time, it'l probably just fry again. Can only do so much with a rushed construction...will have to just make a new one properlym, I think.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Do you suppose it could've worked on non-summoned outsiders?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Deed ve miss hennyddink eksitink vile ve vere out killink tinks?&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#660033">&quot;This is A Pimp Named Barbie's Dreamhouse. Sending to confirm if stone was delivered. Please respond if so. Barbie out.

You whisper to Railock: Go with elsewhere for now. Technically, he'd be showing up in Salishea's lair, but that doesn't have a map.

Barbarus:<font color="#660033">&quot;

Tokens dropped onto map 'Resca - Coast and Market'Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Why do I have this item? My inventory is boggled enough. Someone take it. =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;What did he just say?&quot; =3=

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Offer it IC to someone then. :P

Barbarus:<font color="#660033">You opened the letter, and didn't hand it off to anyone.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Frostfur and the puppies get some pettinz, then Falterpaw, and lastly Whisperfang as Shankfang takes a seat on the couch.

Railock whispers: that's the dragon that's hired me to...deal with bandits right?

You whisper to Railock: To deal with pirates, yes.

* Whisperfang flops onto Shankfang. =3=

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Yeah, because that totally consistutes me taking the contents of said letter, doesn't it.. &quot;Here.&quot; Tathi says, handing it to Sszeyl. &quot;He wants to know if the stone was delivered.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy hes a lapdog!&quot; :D

Whisperfang:<font color="#000000">Less talking, more scritching, man. =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You know, he just heard that.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl takes the stone and looks at it.

* Thomas Lazarus folds his arms. |3

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;...How does this thing work? =w=&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Oh! Hend it here! Hy kan pretend Hy got it instead und it never made it to hyu guys!&quot; Scritchie scritchie scritchie!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks up to Thomas, and shakes his head. &quot;That's an entirely different set of gears. The point of this device is that it thrws out so much interfering waveforms that it disrupts the connection that holds a summoned creature on this plane. If something is actually here rather than projected through a summon, it would take something that would actually ause a planar shift to do that.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">*cause

* Maxissoren chuckles. He's been watching from the corner like a 20-foot-tall golden fly on the wall.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">15/25 words in reply used. =w=

* Thomas Lazarus looks to Gnogglebolt and speaks softly. &quot;Ah.. I see. A shame. That could be quite the weapon.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Don't ask me. I have no idea how to use it. I don't even know the spell to use it.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Miron, Thomas? =3=&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm, I wonder... Speak with dead might be quite useful at times

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">17/25.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well. We can both already cast Sending.&quot; ^^;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;No, how does one work one of these things?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Brother here is right.. it's some sort of enchantment similar to what we use.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;....Oh!&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">um...meany?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just speaking at it should be enough.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well. Uhm. It's working right now, actually.&quot; :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">Are you sure Sszeyl used -fifteen- words?

TMG:<font color="#000000">itr looked like five to me. -3-

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;...Oh. :.&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Combined with what Tathi said. =3= ))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;So. Say hello?&quot; ^^;

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Now it's been filled up. ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Any restrictions I should know about? :.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187; Knowledge Arcana check.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;There's some limit on words.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus chuckles. &quot;It only sends back the first twenty-five words.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Pfft, no Sending for me. =w=

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;...&quot; Sszeyl counts.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I haven't been counting. But. It's probably almost used up now.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu guys are so silly.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Well then, it's already used up.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Be back in two shakes.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">'Between me and Tathi, we said twenty-six words.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well. He got his answer, one way or another.&quot; :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Heh... that's why I almost always prepare my messages beforehand.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's ... quite an art, fitting as much information as can go into 25 words.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;How does one send a message with one of these things, then? =w=&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Not a reply, but sending.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Sending! It's the Twitter of arcanists?

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;I'm not sure what I dislike more.. how stupendously worthless that spell is.. or how often I find myself wanting to use it..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I've been talking with Tathi about us getting a scrying device to do some proper long-range conversing.&quot; =w=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">seriously. I wonder when someone houserules 140 characters instead of 25 words XD

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Scrying shard is so the way to go. =w=&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Yes, once we hit Resca and I find the proper scroll, we can leave this sending nonsense behind.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'll probably be able to pull it off myself, soon.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good work then, Brother.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 17 + 3 = 20&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187; Knowledge Arcana check.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;...Wouldn't we need something of Barbarus' to scry him? Or something of the people we're scrying at all? =w=&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We'll see..&quot; He looks down.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt, who has dstill been fiddling with his device, looks up at 'Max' and 'Terri'. &quot;Oh! I suppose we should, ah, fill you in on the details of our excursion?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well. Not necessarily.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;No. We know him well enough.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;It was quick and relatively straightforward, though.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You can scry anyone. It can simply fail if you don't have a good tie to them. Having a hair or the like makes it almost impossible to resist.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Ah.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Standard shrugging off magic effects through force of will and all that.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;But that rather raises a point I've been..&quot; He pauses and frowns.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Right, so, the debrief?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..On second thought, nevermind.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dat's easy to get around, tough. Perform a sendink first, let dem know hyu're gunna scry, den scry avay.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi heads over and takes a seat.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed... It's a very versatile spell. One can even use it to send messages across, like Commander Ashmore did&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl analyzes the rock. =w=

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 17 + 3 = 20&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187; Knowledge Arcana check.

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, I'd certainly be interested.&quot; |3 &quot;No casualties, I hope?&quot;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Aside from the ooze, of course.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Nope.&quot; =w=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">^^;; &quot;... Well, more or less.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Not a one.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Thankfully no. Thomas was able to keep the hell hounds it keep summoning at bay quite easily.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nope, we all came through in one piece ourselves.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Poor Swallowtail. She'll smell like burnt tires for days.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;And I thought of a new tactic for getting Thomas into the frontline fights faster.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Where is she anyway? =w=

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang can't help but chuckle at the memory.

* Thomas Lazarus rubs the back of his neck.

* Liatai is dog-squished. =w=;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Smoldering over there in the corner.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Good question.

Tathi: <font color="#7f00ff">(( I Suddenly wonder where douglas is.. ))

RAM:<font color="#990000">Hi Shadow!

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Swallowtail..?&quot; He asks aloud and.. looks about curiously. :o

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Quite so... brother Thomas here cut the wretched thing into pieces. &quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That's funny. I thought she was right behind us.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;She's a ninja.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;A what?&quot; =3=

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;A crisp.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Stealth operative as far as I know. =w=&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;They turn invisible.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Kay that was weird. Couldn'

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 14 + 8 = 22&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; knowledge local!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Or at least, she almost ended up as one thanks to Tathi's efforts.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus shrugs.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Couldn't move gnogglebolt at all, even double-clicking and making him show up underneath miron.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;It's some kind of foreign assassin, Thomas. A highly trained warrior that specializes in stealth.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Friendly fire happens..&quot; ^^; &quot;..I didn't know she was there, either.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;The important thing is that we're all alright now.&quot; =3=

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">&quot;And that the ooze is vanquished!&quot; ^.^

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Qvite!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Anyway! Time to figure out what's next on our list of things to do.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm, speak with dead might be a good idea, truly.

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ooh! Didja find anything magical? Max can identify magic stuff easy.&quot; :o

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Very vanqveeshed.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">level 3, too, so almost autosuccess

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Oh, actually, I believe we did.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh..&quot; :.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">On that note.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;There was a scroll..I took care of that one.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Allow me to post, for OOC future gp division purposes, el loot log.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Vanquished indeed!&quot; Gnogglebolt looks down at the device in his hands as he continues working on it. &quot;Could've been even quicker and easier if this thing had worked, though...&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">2100 GP, alexandrite (200 gp), black pearl (500 gp), bloodstone (30 gp), carnelian (50 gp), deep blue spinel (300 gp), jacinth (4000 gp), malachite (14 gp), red spinel (50 gp), two chunks of rhodochrosite (10 gp, 12 gp), star rose quartz (60 gp), gauntlets of ogre power +2 (4000gp), a heavy steel shield sized for a halfling (1170gp), another heavy steel shield bearing the sign of Kord sized for a human (4170 gp), a transparent brown liquid in a vial that smells faintly of earth and furniture varnish (Oil of Shillelagh (50 GP)), a bright green potion that smells like strawberries (Potion of Aid (300 GP)), and a lightweight rowan wand with a feather tassel (Wand of Levitate (33/50 charges) (2,970 GP)). So. Tathi, Aelian, Edaric, Swallowtail, Sszeyl, Miron, Gnogglebolt, Thomas, Shankfang.. 19986gp / 9 = 2220.66

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Everyone can expect 2220.66gp gain.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Adding that...

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">\o/

Railock whispers: what xp was I coming in at again?

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Thomas has money again!

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">:3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">498.6 of what I get goes to Sszeyl. I owe him munnies.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Anyone recalls what was on the scroll?

TMG:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;18473+2220 = 18473 + 2220 = 20693&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">For like, one town.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Bwahahaha.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'm buying me a parry vest.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Fog Cloud ,r ight

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">First National Bank of Drow.

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can, if you'll let me see them for a bit. Though, speaking of what's next. You're all welcome to stay here for the night, stretch your legs, enjoy being outside of a small boat for the evening, or we can all go back down to the ship and pick up the journey anew tonight.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Back to broke! \o/

VAE:<font color="#000000">So that should be deducted from Miron's share

VAE:<font color="#000000">Grah. I like how Miron buys next to nothing, yet he's still poor

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh! I'd like to speak with that fire-creature in your glass furnace for a time before we leave, though.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm in the process of learning the firetongue.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">1722.6 for me!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Considering the circumstances, it's perhaps a good idea. Now that we know poor Edaric has that cough, it would be a poor idea to bring him aboard a closed tight-quarters environment like the cygnet where it could spead.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Tomorrow I can cure him before we reboard.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Anyways ... how much was the scroll?

VAE:<font color="#000000">lynx needs to subtract, he guesses

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&#171; &#160;2220.66+498.6 = 2220.66 + 498.6 = 2719.26&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Nahh. Not for divine scrolls. *handwave*

VAE:<font color="#000000">ah ,good

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Smart idea. I was thinking about the pressing time of our mission, but that makes sense.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">1722.06, rather.

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;The cough?&quot; The dragon's whiskers shift forward a little as he leans down curiously.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">In a group like ours, we have two characters that can simply eat arcane and divine scrolls.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It'd be silly to charge ourselves.

VAE:<font color="#000000">True

<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also, fog cloud

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron can so use that for bitchin' visuals at a concert

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;A bit of whooping cough from Thalinde. The whole town was sick.&quot; ^^;

* VAE lawls at the thought

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I checked everyone before we came back here.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I'm debt free! :D

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;I'm not sick!&quot; Aelian says entirely too cheerfully.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Except you missy, open that maw.&quot; &gt;:O

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Heal check!!! &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 14 + 9 = 23&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ahh. Terri was telling me about it.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Can dragons even get human diseases, brother?&quot;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">... *chuckle*

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">&quot;Aaaaaah.&quot; :O

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi giggles quietly. &quot;Doctor Thomas. Fearless of any patient, no matter how draconic.. or immune.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">WOOSH!

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Thomas is bald now. XD

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">No cough!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Nuuuuu =3=

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">lol, couldn't help it. XD

* Thomas Lazarus pats Lumi's head. :3

TMG:<font color="#000000">....a little dragon opening her mouth wide for doctor inspection seems -far- cuture than it should be. |3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Everything looks golden. Admittedly I'm only assuming that's normal and healthy.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">*cuter

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Let me know if you cough though.&quot; |3

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">&quot;Mm.&quot; |3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Heh, golden. Punny.&quot;

<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu are a prolific punster, Tomas.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">oop! Didn't notice you DC'd, meany. Lastlineyousaw?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ack, snuggledog versus tea brewing downstairs. =w=;;;

* Thomas Lazarus folds his arms into his robe sleeves. |3

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Some of these puns are worth their weight in gold, I tell you.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">Crash so nyeh.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It was a golden opportunity.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You are asking for punishment.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Ugh.&quot; Someone hates puns.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">XD

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;A shining example of one if I ever saw it.&quot; |3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Silence iz golden, my friend. Best remember dat.&quot; :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&#171; &#160;2220.66+486.6 = 2220.66 + 486.6 = 2707.26&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Darnit max! You took my next one!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&#171; &#160;2058.86+2707.26 = 2058.86 + 2707.26 = 4766.12&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We're lucky they're gold dragons, and our friends.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We would probably have died by now if they were chromatic. =w=;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Make puns against a red dragon. CR goes up by 5.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Definately.

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">Or copper. Never ever ever try to go against a copper in a pun fight. Trust me. :B

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;All this pun business is as silly as fool's gold.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus rubs his chin. &quot;I can inform the captain we'll be staying the night. After that.. hmm.. well, I assume we'll hit the river once more.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt's just chuckling to himself as he sits down and continues fiddling with the egg-like device.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;That was a stretch, Tathi.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What are you saying, it's a golden opportunity!&quot;

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">&quot;Besides, fool's gold is tasty.&quot; :3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...So! Did you have anything else you wanted to talk or tell us about, Max...Maxissoren?&quot;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Max is still fine, you know.&quot; :3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;And that one was already used, miron. Puns are pointless if you say them more than once. :B &quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu eat fool's gold?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is that py-right?&quot;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Impressive.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu must hef a Golden Schtomach uf de Gotts.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=w=;;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;It's okay Max. I understand how annoying it is when someone can't get your name right.&quot; Thomas. :3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;He's got a heart of gold, and guts of iron.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Heyyy. I've been trying!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Really? Have you now? Let's hear how good you've gotten.&quot; She says, smirking.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Eyllisearisthek?&quot; {|3

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can't think of any other business that needs to be taken care of immediately. After all, from here it's another three days to Resca. There's plenty of time.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm...well, if we're going to be hanging around here for the day, I think I'll go and try and chat with the firecreature.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">She winces. &quot;Oh gods, keep working at it.&quot;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Except making sleeping arrangements.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Oh Tharky. =w=&quot;

* Maxissoren chuckles. &quot;Elemental, Gnogglebolt, elemental.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Got any mileage out of that pictureshow yet?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">Aelian chuckles. &quot;Eyllisaearsithek. You just kind of lean into it.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Or learn to speak Elven.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Elemental, then.&quot; Gnogglebolt smirks as he stands up and wanders away.

* Tharky starts a little that someone's addressing him. :B

* Thomas Lazarus hands head in defeat. =w=;;;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Hands head? =w=

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">You handed over your what now? :P

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">HEADS WILL ROLL FOR THIS MISTAKE, HATARI.

Tharky:<font color="#000000">&quot;Huh? Oh! The picture show. It's been making the rounds well enough. It's not the sort of story that you can tell to just any audience.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">ohgod I'm in punmode. =.=;;;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I has a lapdog. I'm not going to be getting up anytime soon.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Excellent. :3 Been thinking of making more.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;This mistake demonstrates utterly acephalous leadershi

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oops. :P

Tharky:<font color="#000000">&quot;I've been cross-referencing it with some contacts who have ears in the Girn Mountains.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;More general audience things.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Just illustrations for stories in general. :v&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt arrives at the glass furnac, and tries to engage in conversation with Kivan in broken Ignan, with Kivan helping coach him.

* Thomas Lazarus chuckles.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Cross-referencing what/?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well. I'll go let the Cygnet crew know we're staying the evening with friends, and make sure they're all cough-free too.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'll be back within the hour.&quot;

Tharky:<font color="#000000">&quot;One thing you rarely want to hear from a draconic audience is 'That's not how it happened!'&quot; |3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Moar pettinz for Whisperfang. Silly floofy doggy.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">That was the last time we ever saw Thomas.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">That's how my story ended. /Indigo Prophecy

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">The cook attacked him with a pan for trying to inspect him. It was awful. But tasty!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Afk a few~

Miron:<font color="#000000">The reasoning behind the attack was half-baked, to say the least.

Tharky:<font color="#000000">&quot;So I cross-reference all the stories I tell with contacts I meet across the continent, to try and get to the truth of it, where it came from, what variations there might be, before exposing it to my draconic audience. Sszeyl gave me a tale of Orgolloyss a while ago that I've been doing that with.&quot;

Amadre:<font color="#7F00FF">Doggies! Hi! :3

Tavia:<font color="#7F00FF">Wrong token. XP

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">&quot;Seeya, Mr. Tom!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Luck, brother.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Bai, Tomas!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Pet pet pet.

* Maxissoren counts heads.

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nine Guardians... let's see. I have six designated guest beds, large enough for two apiece, but there are also the couches here and the cushions in the library if you'd prefer not to share beds.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;So, in your cross-referencing, found any false information to the story?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Tathi and Aelian share a room. =w=&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;One bed for us and the dogs, that is if Tavia doesn't stay up chasing the blinks everywhere.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Remind me again what the details of the story were? ^^;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy em villink to schleep verever. Ven Hy vas vith de Deffriders, ve didn' alvays hef beds to schleep in.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">One minute.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Will do so via whisper. &gt;:.

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;I did show you where the bath was, if you wanted to wash off the dust of the road and the detritus of battle, right?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm, would Lesser Planar Ally be useful for anything at all, ever? VAE hasn't had any practice using it before, seems like one of the spells that comes handy once every year or so.

* VAE wondering hat the more experienced folks think

GM:<font color="#000000">To get it out of the way, no one aboard the Cygnet has the cough. Not even Elros!

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">player memory fail again. XD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I would advise against planar ally and similar spells.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Yah, Hy belief hyu did.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">*nod* On what basis?

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">okay where is the bath? I don't even see it on the map. XD

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;It iz down de left path as hyu enter, right?&quot;

* VAE sucks at char design, mostly. Needs to get knowledges.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">OH.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The room with the large yellow disc on the floor. One moment. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">They're outrageously complex and costly in time and other things, possibly including gold, for the purposes of striking a long-term contract with a being that is, in all likelyhood, simply a lot weaker than what you could have conjured for 8 rounds with the equivalent Summon Monster spell.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">In short

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's a pain in the ass.

VAE:<font color="#000000">*nod*

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Roleplay potential only.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Though, it mainly seems useful for non-combat purposes... ah what the hell. We do have the whole Mace for a reason

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yeah, that's why I'm asking, Ghost.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Up to you if you want an outsider to RP a contract with

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But I don't see much point; it would be weaker than any of us.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We're already overstaffed. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">It would indeed, with 6 HD. But then, the situation being as it is, there might be situations where an external hand might come... handy.

VAE:<font color="#000000">But then.. the Mace does that for us, mostly anyways

VAE:<font color="#000000">Meh

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Possibly. But I'd say a little too situational for one of your level-up spells.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Dibs on the bath by the way.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">That's what I'm thinking too.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Anyways. Speak with Dead is definitely useful, if we're gonna be investigating anything.

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you decide to take your paramour in there with you, just clean up after yourselves. That's all I ask.&quot; |3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">If you're undecided on new 4th level spells, I found these I liked; Mystic Aegis: Spell-parry. Instant, SR 12+CL versus one spell Healing Spirit (Conjures a healing pet. Close, round/2 levels (+1 level; healing spell), moves 30ft/round, heals for 1d8) Blessing of the Righteous (+1d6 holy damage plus good-imbued weaponry, round/level, all allies, standard)

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy kan vait ontil de rest uf hyu bade. Chust please don' take too long.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Which book are those from?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">PHB 2, mostly.

* VAE was looking at spell compendium

VAE:<font color="#000000">See?

VAE:<font color="#000000">That's something I forgot about

* VAE faillynx

* Dr. Hatari can has waffles :9 Continue RPs~

Meany whispers: Long ago, when Lolth was first cast down into the dark beneath by the elven gods, a band of her people were cut off from the rest by a cave in. They tried to carve out the rocks, but failed and so despaired. But the hermit Orgolloyss stepped forth, and taught the people how to survive in the dark places. How to grow strong through practice and meditation, so that no beast could harm them or steal food from them. Decades passed, and soon enough hermits had developed strength to smash boulders with their hands, that the cave-in was soon beaten to dust. But the hermits saw Lolth's society with horror and disgust. Serving no higher purpose than to appease the whims of a tyrant. The hermits closed themselves off again, becoming the deep fears of the Drow. And waited. Thousands of years passed, and Lolth went to war against the surface. Thee hermits waited, and waited, until at last their ancient enemy was weary from combat, and on the retreat with her army still far away. As one, the hermits came from the dark, and threw down Lolth's temples and clergy until none were left in the city-cavern. As the hermits felled those that followed Lolth as they returned from combat, the ancient Hermit Orgolloyss warred with Lolth herself. Weary she was, mighty was he. And at last, Orgolloyss threw down his enemy and smote her ruin on a mountainside.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Doot doo doo, chatting away with firelemental in Ignan, or atempting Ignan at least.

* Thomas Lazarus returns after bit.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl is still trying to figure the rock out. &gt;:9

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Seen Swallowtail on your way in?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh..&quot; He thinks. &quot;..No, actually.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Has she still not shown up?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;I'm worried about her. =w= Nope.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Back from unannounced AFK, reading up...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy kan go find her for hyu, if hyu veesh.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">If I wanted to be very, very evil, i'd take shivering touch from Frostburn

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I don't mind her keeping to herself, but it's unusual to lose a friend this long in a new place.&quot; =3=;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Let's go find her and then make ready for bed.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi quirks an eyebrow. &quot;Should we.. go looking for her?&quot;She asks hesitantly.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hokay. Eksuse me, Visperfang. Hy must go help find our friend.&quot; :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">I wonder who ever designed that spell. Touch attack giving 3d6 Dex damage with no save.

Whisperfang:<font color="#000000">Snore~

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Someone who hated Dragons. ))

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">=3=

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Desperately. ))

Dr. Hatari: <font color="#ff0000">(( Correct. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">hee.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">brb, bio. But Tathi and Aelian will come along if they go looking for Ninja-gurl.

VAE:<font color="#000000">that might be a way to pacify Sszeyl if he goes on a rampage again :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy hes a schleepink lapdog now.&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( I have more than 3d6 dex. =w= ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">so?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron has more than one spell slot

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Wiggle wiggle out from under the sleeping blink dog.

Whisperfang:<font color="#000000">Grrrmrrrrrrmwuff. =3=

* VAE is now seriously wondering what's liatainess's opinion on Frostburn, and the spell

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Sorry Visperfang.&quot; =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">A sensible thing would be to houserule a save on it.. it'd still be decent

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'm not gonna lie, they all look like the same Dingo to me. =3=;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Cat is after my tea &gt;:O

* VAE recalls

RAM:<font color="#990000">Hi Cocoa!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Back in high school, my cat spilled tea onto my keyboard

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Wiggle wiggle sliiiiiide.

VAE:<font color="#000000">It was very very sour tea with lots of bottled lemon concentrate

VAE:<font color="#000000">it actually burned out circuitry inside, i had to open the keyboard up and bridge it

RAM:<font color="#990000">Ouch.

VAE:<font color="#000000">the metal deposit on the foil went away

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oop, now she's decided to investigate the world under the quilt. :B I'm safe for now.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Suddenly.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Narnia.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">back!

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can tell you she hasn't left the lair. One of the dogs would have informed me if she'd left.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">She's in the loot vault.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Being all sneaky ninja thief. =w=

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">Pfffthaha yeah no. =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ah. Well..&quot; {:3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..I guess it's okay if that's the case.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;So, shell ve go ninja huntink?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;In the meantime.. do you mind much if I go to the library for a while? There are a few things I meant to look at...&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus shrugs.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;She's a big girl. I just wanted to make sure that.. ... ..I don't know. She wasn't lost or something.&quot;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;By all means. My home is yours for the evening.&quot; The dragon smiles. &quot;Make yourselves comfortable.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Iz dere henny tea available?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Saint Cuthbert bless you for that. I know how protective some folks are of their books... &quot;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes. That includes the larder.&quot; |3

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor shifts away..

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Call me paranoid.. but she is one of those ninjas.. if anyone could sneak past a den of dragons and their blink dogs..&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Scent.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Okay. You're a wood elf.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Can't hide that.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;I said paranoid.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;I know.&quot; :3 &quot;Ow! My arm.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vell, Hy'm gunna go see if Hy kan track her down. If hennyone vants to kome, feel free.&quot;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;I would know if she went into an off-limits tunnel. Trust me on that.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Anyways. Rolling for Speak with Dead which is DC 13 as level 3. &#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 17 + 18 = 35&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;And.. actually Sszeyl, there are a few ways to hide that.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang search mode, go!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Mmn.&quot;

* Shankfang the Deffrider blows bubbles out of his bubble pipe.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas has enough trust and respect in Swallowtail that he figures everything'll be quite fine. I mean, we've been cooped up on a ship for like half a month, she can go do whatever she needs to do as far as I'm *kunai'd in head* x3x

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas bows slightly and excuses himself to a guest room.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Pettinz for Mistwalker.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Heloo Rockjav. Vant henny pettinz yet?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well, atleast I know I won't be jumped by assassins in a dragon's lair. :9

Rockjaw:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why you want pet.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus disassembles his armor and begins cleaning it up.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;It's vat Hy do.&quot; :3

* Rockjaw growls grumblingly.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Now, asking again. What's lia's attitude to said shivering touch spell? Allowed, allowed with alterations or b&amp; ?

VAE:<font color="#000000">or she no haz frostburn?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hokay, Hy take dat as a no. Hi Ed! Vanna kome ninja-huntink vith me?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I honestly haven't looked at Frostburn's spells in much detail. ^^; Banned for now until I get the chance.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Skycaller gets pettinz, though.

* Edaric speaks up from behind the scarf. &quot;Don't want to risk getting her sick.&quot; =3=

Dr. Hatari whispers: Punpun was made with a lot of the extremely exploitable Frostburn content. It's something I'd advise you be wary of in general. Just my opinion.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi, after an immensely enjoyable bath with Aelian, heads for her room, last one on the south. While Amadre hides under the bed, Kor sets out for mischief central. Tathi leaves the arrogant rat to his fate.

Amadre:<font color="#7F00FF">So many blinkers. @_@

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ah, right. Hokay!&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;She went that way, though.&quot; He points to his left, down the western passage.

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Squeak. o.o

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hokay! Tenk hyu, Ed!&quot;

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 3 + 14 = 17&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; Hey, where'd that rat go?

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 3 + 10 = 13&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; Sneaksneaksqueak sneaksneaksqueak!

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Tonight shall be the night of 3s?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Means the second spell slot will stay open for time being. Lynx can't decide on nothing sensible.

Tharky:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not so much inaccuracies as a surprising lack of any reference to the story whatsoever.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Knock knock on bafroom door. &quot;Hallo?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">:.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Is that bad?&quot;

Tharky:<font color="#000000">&quot;Only two or three people I talked to had any inkling who the hermit Orgolloyss was.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus creates a tub full of water using his favorite Orison and scrubs and washes and cleans off his gear diligently. &quot; :9 &quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">No ninja in the bafroom. Hmm...

Miron:<font color="#000000">In the meantime, the inquisitor is messing with his spellbook, as expected.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Well, book of everything.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Dragon on the move!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:O

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Ninja spotted!

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Kor sneaks down the passageway, squeezed up against the wall, and somewhere, an unusually colored jungle animal plays a passionate melody on a wind instrument.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Sort of like Hitchhiker's guide on paper.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 2 + 5 = 7&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Move silently!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">X3

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Ohgodohgodohcheese- phew he's gone.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang makes a pitiful attempt to sneak up on the ninja.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 19 + 4 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Listen

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;(Good evening, Shankfang,)&quot; she says in Auran.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">!

Mistwalker:<font color="#000000">Zzzzzz....

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;(Haloo Svallowtail.)&quot; =3=

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Kor sniffs under this door.. what's he smell?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Food!

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">FOOD!!

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Is there enough space for the rat to squeeze under the door?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;(Hy hain't very goot at schneakink.&quot;) =3= &quot;How are hyu?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Not really. :B

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">A thousand cats! There must be some way in..

TMG:<font color="#000000">Especially as rotund as Kor is, I imagine. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Tech, don't you remember the slim-down episode?

Miron:<font color="#000000">*casts a spell to teleport Kor to the Plane of Infinite Kittens.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;(I am well. Watching the water. It is very pretty, lit from below on a dark night.)&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*casts a spell to teleport Kor to the Plane of Infinite Kittens.*

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi gave him a magical liposuction. It resulted in him quacking like a duck and floating around the ceiling. :P

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I hope I go there when I die. *kitten'd*

VAE:<font color="#000000">http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2559-j

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;(It iz qvite pretty. Hy hope to brink Talfeera here zumday. She vould like it.)&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">there, read the joke SCP

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">A dragon pokes his head into the glassworks. &quot;(Enjoying yourselves?)&quot; he asks in Ignan. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's a very old one, I dunno who even wrote it

VAE:<font color="#000000">Magical liposuction?

* VAE rofls

TMG:<font color="#000000">ghost; oh yeah, that.

TMG:<font color="#000000">..&gt;Darn. i miised the rotund rat. -3-

VAE:<font color="#000000">What even remained out of the rat?

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Why, this cheeky little bastard trying to squeeze under the door, that's what.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean, there'd be a half litre bottle of fat, and a few biits of fur and bone

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;(Svan Song vas vonderink vere hyu vere. Hy tink he vas vorried hyu hed gotten lost.)&quot;

Tharky:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not bad so much as very odd. You would think that a story about someone triumphing against one of the world's most vile goddesses, almost universally revilled, would be celebrated and told a thousand times over.&quot;

Railock whispers: my char is macroed, also, sorry if I missed it from asking earlier, but what xp was my char at again?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt jumps a little and turns around to see max. &quot;Oh yes, I'm learning a lot!&quot; He replies in Ignan, though it still comes out a little awkwardly.

You whisper to Railock: ... I don't remember. ^^;

You whisper to Railock: Halfway between levels 8 and 9.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Kor, roll an Escape Artist check.

Railock whispers: okay...28k and 36k...8k difference, so 4k over 28k or...32k then. thanks

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Son of a biscuit.. gonna have to calculate it.. XD

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well. This person winds down and makes with the sleepings eventually.

Kivan:<font color="#000000">Fwooshcrackle.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Hmm.&quot;

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 16 + 2 = 18&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; escape artist!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah, nope. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The DC for a tight space is 30.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Perhaps it would be because my government has a strict closed border policy. =w=&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Kor got stuck. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Crackleburnfwoosh!

VAE:<font color="#000000">So the rat is still a fatrat

TMG:<font color="#000000">Yay fatrat. |D

VAE:<font color="#000000">a ball of vaguely rat-shaped lard

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Glargen, snarfen, flarg- AUGH. UM STUCK!! Squeaksqueakfret.

Meany:<font color="#660033">....

Meany:<font color="#660033">Bwahahahahahahahahaha.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tathi carries it with her as an emergency food source

Meany:<font color="#660033">I discovered something. =w=

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">No response from Swallowtail?

VAE:<font color="#000000">?

Meany:<font color="#660033">A magic item that allows it's user to speak and read one language.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Silly fatrat.

* Swallowtail looks down into the water.

Meany:<font color="#660033">It's 500gp, so buy one, throw it on a familiar/animal companion, watch the talking animal lulz.

* VAE chooses item, picks C++

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;(... No, I am not lost. I am worried.)&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;(Vat iz vrong? Hy em villink to listen, if hyu are villink to schpeak.)&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;.. ugh, Aelian, leggo. Kor's gone and gotten himself stuck.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Huhwuzza?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tired templar enjoys the posh bed, and lays his head down to have some well-deserved unwinding thoughts. Partially unwinding.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Kor. Idiot.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Ohh. Agin?&quot; Aelian mutters sleepily.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;(I do not know what will happen when we arrive in Resca. And Panama's letter...)&quot; Swallowtail frowns. &quot;(How could he invite a filthy Tane into our guild?)&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi sighs, donning decency garments, and steps out.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;(Much less assume that Dartane is part of Amaya.)&quot; &gt;:|

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The day's events stoked his wrath. To say nothing of the greater concerns of the trip. But sleep finds him eventually.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">She glances about. And then grins. &quot;Oh, hello Terri.&quot; (if she's still there.)

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hi Miss Tathi.&quot; :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;(...Hy em schtill nev to dis group. Hy em afraeed Hy may need furdder eksplanation to onderstund hyu problem.)&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;I understand you're still a little peeved with Kor for his hijinx?&quot;

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">&quot;Uh-uh. We sorted it out.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Oh. Well, I guess I'll find someone else to harass him for his latest bout of idoicy..&quot;

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">&quot;What happened?&quot;

Vuz:<font color="#660033">Tussle chew play jump roll chase.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">She rolls her eyes. &quot;He's stuck under the kitchen door. I suppose if I hadn't slimmed him down he would have just rolled right through it.&quot;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">The dragon is selecting pieces of glasswork from a shelf and placing them in a bag. &quot;(Gnogglebolt, if I may ask you a question?)&quot;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;(How much is the good captain charging for ship fare?)&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">1,000,000.

TMG:<font color="#000000">(shite, I can't remember, OOC. Gnogglebolt would, though. :x

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Wait, what? Who is that? What is that? I don't remember this. Did the DM explain that? Is that part of our objectives?

TMG:<font color="#000000">(he had to pay it when he came on, didn't he?)

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">&gt;:P

TMG:<font color="#000000">No, ghost. &gt;:P

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">1 SP per mile... use the map. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">The battlecry of the dunderhead player.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Use the map, Luke!

* Swallowtail scowls at the water. &quot;(I am Amayan. The Tanes are our ancient enemies.)&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Ah! I think I figured this thing out now.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Nod nod.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;(Und vun uf dem vas hallowed into you order?)&quot;

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">&quot;What'd you figure out?&quot; She then looks over at Tathi... and snickers. &quot;Is he okay?&quot; x3

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;(Panama -- Barbarus -- said in his letter that he had recruited a Tane as a Guardian.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah! I think I figured this thing out now.&quot; Some say coincidences are the puns of history.. regardless ,the same sentiment goes through the inquisitor's mind at roughly the same time

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Besides being a little idiot? Yes, he's fine. I'm half tempted to just leave him there, but somehow I doubt it would actually deter him from doing it again. He's persistent, I'll give him that much.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;This sending stone.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">''Hmm, that'd be done with... now... ''

Mistwalker:<font color="#000000">... sniffsniff.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah, right, you're coming with--&quot; Gnogglebolt sarts out in stutering Ignan, but halfway through, decides to switch back to Common for ease of conversation for the moment. &quot;--us to Resca, that's right. Well, the captain charges a silver per mile, and we've about 200 miles to go, give or take.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;One sec, I'm going to try sending. &gt;:9&quot;

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Mrph! Mmph! Struggle. Squeak! =O.O= *FREEZE* Oh god who what how is that?

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's all?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What's going on?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;(Oh! Vell...iz dat so bad? Hy onderstund dat de Tanes are hyu enemy, but surely it iz onfair to hete hall uf dem. It iz like Sszeyl. Mhenny hete de Drow, but Hy hef known him to be noddink but a kind, honorable man.)&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron looks at Tathi

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;(Hmph. Deep-trench elves are not Tanes.)&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why stand in the doorway like a saint behind a village?&quot;

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">&quot;Like a saint behind a village?&quot; :.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi wrinkles her nose. &quot;It's a simple conversation, Miron. There's no demon summoners or regime collapsers here.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">lulz u gonna get et

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah... or rather, the statue of one.&quot;

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">HELLS WITH YOU, FINGER BITER!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;An old saying..&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;To Barbarus, message recieved. Surprised at recruitment. Confirm Tane recruitment. Wish well, and please respond.&quot;

Mistwalker:<font color="#000000">Sniffsniffsniff -- ker-SHEW! Enjoy that shower of dog snot on your hindquarters.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">With ten words to spare. =w=

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Where is everyone gone, either way...&quot;

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">''Oh god the embarrassment.. ''thank gods no one can see me..

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">&quot;Bed.&quot; :3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I thought I took shorter with that spell..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas is sleeping early in the north-easternmost guest room. =3=~ Zzz~

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;(Hy hain't sayink dey are. Hy em simply sayink it iz onfair to schtereotype. Vat iz it dat makes de Tanes hyu enemies?)&quot;

* Tharky is asleep on the couch beneath two blink dogs. =3=

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Early sleepers, are you?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Never mind the dogs... when the floor isn't wobbling under my feet like in that bloody waterborne coffin, I feel so much fresher.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;(What doesn't? They attack us, they chain spirits, they claim our land is theirs, steal our ships. They listen to the law of blood instead of the law of the spirits.)&quot; &gt;:|

Barbarus:<font color="#660033">&quot;Message recieved. Recruitment goes swimmingly. Tane is Primera, and say-&quot; Suddenly a much deeper, heavily accented voice speaks. &quot;Ask Amayan if she remembers Deci Draghi.&quot; &quot;That was him. Will Send again tomorrow. Ta~&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#660033">Deici* =3=

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">:.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;That was prompt.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">whups, missed Max's reply. &quot;Yep, that's all. I...was -about- to say that you could be forgiven for being so much more used to having a bed of gold and things to use it on, but then I remember that you've been living -as- a human in a human city, you should be used to it already.&quot; Gnogglebolt sticks his tongue out at the dragon.

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">The dragon sticks -- well, the tip of his tongue out in reply. That's a very long tongue. XP &quot;Some of us enjoy a nice cushy bed every now and then, too, you know.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I guess no one else wants to play into the next day.. =w=;

GM:<font color="#000000">When you're ready to timeskip let me know. =3=;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Ready. ;P

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">READY. Squeak.

Miron:<font color="#000000">''So many bloody dogs.. this will be quite some nigth''

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;From Terri's description of the trip thus far, I'm surprised that they haven't been charging you extra. Hmmm.&quot;

* VAE wonders whether to have Miron send to yet more old colleagues in order to flood Ashmore with info.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnoggleolt chuckles. &quot;Right. Well, if you come on with, say, twenty gold, that should cover you for the trip to Resca. And--oh, yes, that.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;(Yet, vould hyu say it iz fair to hete every vun uf dem? De drow kommited mhenny krimes against de surface vorld, yet ve konsider mhenny uf dem our friends. Hy myself em decended from de Orcs, a bloodddirsty race uf killers. Does dat make it fair to hete me, for de sins uf my pipple?)&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, it helps that the boat was only attacked one time, and we were pledged to the defence of the ship.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Not ready. I am trying to help Swallowtail.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...speaking of which, like Thomas, I'm so sorry terri was ever in any danger. D: &quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;(That is different. Descent does not equal raising.)&quot;

* Maxissoren chuckles. &quot;You know, the reason we sent her along with you was so that she could protect you all.&quot; |3

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Woman.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I have told you how I was raised.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">=w=

Miron:<font color="#000000">So?

Miron:<font color="#000000">I can understand where she's coming from.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Allright, who else wants to vote with me and make all the blink dogs hound miron tonight? :3

Meany:<font color="#660033">Yo.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Old joke is old. =w=;

Meany:<font color="#660033">^ that too.

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Have a good night when you turn in. I'm going to be awake for a while packing. Have you ever been to Resca?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;(... I suppose it is not worth worrying about until we meet. It is weeks away.)&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nope, I haven't. Ever step is a step further out from Mazio than I've ever been in my life.&quot; Gnogglbolt replies.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">*every

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;(Hall Hy em tryink to say, iz giff him a chance. He may be different from de Tanes hyu know uf.)&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;(It iz pointless to judge pipple before hyu meet dem.)&quot;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Be prepared for a flood of new cultural experiences and languages. Resca is a true, glorious melting pot for the coastal and island cultures.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">As a sudden unrelated aside,

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;(... If he does turn out to be a Tanish agent I reserve my right to stab him.)&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">MeanyOwl Personally, I would like a Magical Genesis ability. MeanyOwl Create a demi-plane where you are the alpha and omega. MeanyOwl Start a universe. *.*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebollt rubs his chin with an excited expression. &quot;I see! Should be a very fascinating experience, then.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Already exists.

Meany:<font color="#660033">:O

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Psion power, metacreativity, named Genesis. :P

Meany:<font color="#660033">Yes, I know.

Meany:<font color="#660033">I was asking for a magical equivalent.

Meany:<font color="#660033">:v

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;(If he iz, Hy vill help hyu. But ontil den, put it out uf hyu mind. No need to vorry hyu pretty liddle head over vat may be noddink.)&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Iunno. =3=

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you want the full experience, I definitely recommend the Rewyn Market. Especially if you have some way to breathe underwater.&quot; |3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah-Hmm...&quot; Gnogglebolt looks thoughtful all of a sudden.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;(Hy em sure Sszeyl vould not like hyu to lose schleep over dis, eidder.)&quot; Wink wink, nudge nudge.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm.&quot; =w=

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I will murder you and your family. =w=

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">With a spoon.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">A tiny baby spoon.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; Perhaps...if I have time... &quot; Gnogglebolt starts muttering things to himself.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Leave Talfeera out of this!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You can take Gnogglebolt, though.

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;I leave you alone with your inspiration.&quot; |3 &quot;Good night.&quot;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">....

* Maxissoren casts Mage Hand and pops Kor out from under the door. =3=

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang teases Swallowtail a little longer, before bathing and retiring for the night, himself.

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Be more careful next time, all right?&quot; |3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Ready for time skip!

* Thomas Lazarus is rudely awoken as a dragon explodes through one wall of his room and out the other. O_O *bricked*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnoglebolt wraps up his chat with Kivan, and with a better grasp on Ignan than before, goes to find someplace to sleep himself.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Ready for timeskip.

GM:<font color="#000000">Dawn of a New Day! Today is Yondallon 15th, and the weather is... &#171; &#160;1d100 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

GM:<font color="#000000">Clear, sunny, and pleasant!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">:3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Yay!

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi and Aelian rise bright and early.. and then Tathi strides over to a particular door.

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">Those of you who slept in the sitting room shared it with two curled-up dragons, who are still asleep, Terri hugging Max's tail. D'aww.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Sleep well, Kor?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">With his own bedrool, Gnogglebolt just packs it in on a bench in the main room, as the phase-dogs blink around everywhere.

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Hate you so much.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;My, someone's chippy this morning.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi reaches under the door, and extracts said rat.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">=3=

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good morning.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang slept on the couch. He's not too picky about where he sleeps.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You musta missed the line where Max freed Kor with a spell. :P

TMG:<font color="#000000">...I thought rat was already extracted? -3-

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh well.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">what? i did.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">OH.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Biiiiig yawn as Shankfang awakens, as well.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">As always, Thomas is early to rise. Dressed, but unarmored.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Brother, beg your assistance for a bit with my platemail?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I trance from midnight to four in the morning.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">So yeah. =w=

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">His armor sits on the floor next to the couch, along with the rest of his gear. Mithral may be light, but it's still not comfortable to sleep in.

* Maxissoren sighs in his sleep as he rolls over. The room heats up by about five degrees.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=w=;;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Anyone who comes into this part of the cavern finds Sszeyl...in what should by all rights be an exrutiatingly painful pose. =3= Lying on his chest, with his legs bent over his torso, and his feet resting on his skull.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ooooh, toasty...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Morning.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh well Miron is comatose. Time to play doctor.

Falterpaw:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ahh, good morning. Is there, ah, anything I can get you for breakfast?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">O_o;;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Are you okay Sszeyl?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Tea?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Comatose

VAE:<font color="#000000">Where?

Tharky:<font color="#000000">&quot;He's been like that for the past five minutes or so, I think he's fine.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Und maybe zum fruit, please?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I've never seen someone.. stand on their head quite like that before.&quot;

Tharky:<font color="#000000">&quot;... I think.&quot; =3=;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;I'm fine, thank you.&quot;

Falterpaw:<font color="#000000">&quot;Any preferences?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron is in the other room, besides, I was writing up a send.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt's still snoozing in his warm bedrool. |3 Zzzzz...

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">*bedroll

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Okay. :B

* Thomas Lazarus shrugs. =w=;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Oh pish. Quit starving yourself.&quot; Aelian says quietly. &quot;What do you have?&quot; He asks Falterpaw equally quietly, all too aware of the sleeping dragons.

* Thomas Lazarus nods curtly to Swallowtail in passing.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;I'm okay, yeah.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Not really, so long as dere's no meat. Hy'm vegetarian.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">what's the english word for a pub owner?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Bartender?

Falterpaw:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah, mostly fruits, vegetables, meats from the hunts.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The bartender isn't necessarily the owner of the pub, but, it could work.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Oh hey, Swallowtail, didn't notice you there for a bit. =w= Can't really turn my head quickly when I'm like this.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">O_o

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;A pair of apples would be fine.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl unfolds himself back into a less disturbing pose.

VAE:<font color="#000000">What words for such you recall?

Falterpaw:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah, very good.&quot; Blink!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Good morning, everyone.&quot; Thomas says softly enough to not wake any of the dogs. :3

* VAE just wondering since it came up

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hmm. I can't think of any specific titles honestly.

* Dr. Hatari would just call them the owner.

Falterpaw:<font color="#000000">Blink with a platter and a mug balanced on his head.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas stoops a little and quietly intones a Remove Disease spell before pressing a fingertip to Edaric's forehead. |3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Tenk hyu!&quot; Shankfang takes the mug and a small variety of fruits.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20-2 = 18 - 2 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Swallowtail, Tharky, perhaps this will be of use to you.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;The Tane, Primera he calls himself, cut in on Barbarus's reply to a sending last night.&quot;

* Edaric suddenly blinks awake, then calms down upon seeing it's just Thomas. &quot;... Oh. Thanks. Good mornin'.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Said to 'Ask the Amayan if she remembers Deici Draghi.'&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;.. how long did it take you to learn that?&quot; Says the curious, animal training ranger. ^^;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">....

* Thomas Lazarus beams. ^_^

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&gt;8| 

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You're welcome. Good morning.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt eventually wakes up and wanders into the living room.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Oh dear god no- D: Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">*murder ninja'd*

Falterpaw:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah, shorter than it took to learn your tongue.&quot; |3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Sip sip, nom nom.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Your quarantine is officially lifted, you may now rejoin us and shed your lepper's wrappings.&quot; |3

* Thomas Lazarus stands and walks off merrily.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yaaaaaay.&quot; |3

* Edaric unscarfs.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">He chuckles, and takes the apples for Tathi and he, promptly shoving the shiney fruit under the nose of the studious elf.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Anyways, since i'm on retarded time. Miron, either evening or morning, sends to Thorgar Garral, his colleague. (figured i'd make it easy for Lia since she was able to read a bit about his personality and expression) '''Short Miron sending, recall? Been ages.Listen, Commander Ashmore, big C, needs info about Yoriver mess. Anything? Would help me like Create Water a bartender. '''Lots of time passed since they worked together, so what rank, and place he's at now is pretty much your choice.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Thomas, you walk in on a murder-ready ninja and a ??? looking Tharky. =w=

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl is no longer bent over.

VAE:<font color="#000000">The non'bold bit was supposed to be in brackets, too

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Wha happen. |.

Tharky:<font color="#000000">&quot;... yyyyyou might not want to mention that sword in the vicinity of any dragons.&quot; &gt;.&gt;;;;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good morning.... sword?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;It's a sword?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus quirks a brow.

Tharky:<font color="#000000">&quot;One with quite the legend.&quot; Tharky lowers his voice. &quot; Deici Draghi. Amayan for Ten Dragons. The family that owned it renamed it every time that it was used to slay a dragon. Many of them were bronze. &quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;So, Taddi, Aelian, deed hyu tvo schleep vell? Dat iz, assumink hyu schlept at hall.&quot; Wink wink.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm, where's amayan from?

VAE:<font color="#000000">sounds a bit like romanian

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">:C

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">&quot;Oh.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well why in the world are we discussing such a morbid thing around good company?&quot; =3=

RAM:<font color="#990000">I think it's supposed to be more Italian?

VAE:<font color="#000000">at least, lynx's vague recollections of such

VAE:<font color="#000000">Romanian is in the same language group

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Oh shush, you say that like we're... we're...&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Elves?&quot; Tathi adds, taking a bit out of her apple.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Don't you start!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Fuckink like rabbits?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=3=

Tharky:<font color="#000000">&quot; It was lost sometime within the last two, maybe three decades. This Primera is bound to have a massive target on his back if he's got Deici Draghi and is using it in the way it was used in Amaya... &quot;

Tharky:<font color="#000000">&quot; Chromatics would try to slay him for the glory, metallics might try for vengeance. &quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I should have known it had something to do with that trouble-seeking cat.&quot; &gt;|I

* Lumisteria mutters something about bad words in her sleep.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Having apparently heard enough, he walks on.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;We can ask him, you know. =w=&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Ta.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Is de morning, yah?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">-- Oh crud, Sending.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Ja.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah, it's morning.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

VAE:<font color="#000000">I was wondering whether to RP as if no answer so far

VAE:<font color="#000000">Which... is possible though the target was a cleric (currently i'd say cleric/warpriest)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Crud, help me out. ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">How?

* Dr. Hatari slumps. =3=

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'm blanking on his personality. ^^;

* VAE needs to know what help ya need

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Why did you take down the Mace Tales, I could have used that =w=;;;;

VAE:<font color="#000000">whispering stuff

* Meany props Doktor up.

VAE:<font color="#000000">You can look in histor

VAE:<font color="#000000">History of the age

VAE:<font color="#000000">*page

* Lumisteria peeks over her brother's tail sleepily.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and I took it down because there are factual inaccuracies in it now. Needs fixing

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">&quot;... G'mornin' everybody.&quot; :3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good morning, miss Terri!&quot;

VAE whispers: Anyways, CN cleric of Hanseath, inquisitor... lemme, actually

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Goot mornink, Terri!&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus waves.

* Maxissoren yawns widely.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Morning, Terri.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">And char broils the party.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Roll new characters.

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">Good gravy that's a lot of teeth. &quot;Mornin'.&quot; :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;All our business is concluded, it seems, and everyone has a clean bill of health.&quot; :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Whenever our gracious host gets out of bed, we can depart for Resca.&quot; :B

VAE whispers: http://www.srcf.ucam.org/~dm510/macecurr.txt

* Maxissoren grumbles playfully and flicks the tip of his tail.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Goot mornink, Max!&quot;

VAE whispers: I uploaded the text file with what i expunged from the wiki here

VAE whispers: Hope it helps

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It's too late to play scary now, I know you're Max. |3

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Swallowtail? =3= You still alive?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">''Hmm.. no answer so far... but then, from what I know of him, might as well be drunk .. ''

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;You've been giving the wall that glare for a few minutes now.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes, I live.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;I think it's dead.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor prepares his daily spells, opens the door, and joins the rest of the lot.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Morning.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Psst, Miron's HP has been damaged for like two days now. :P

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;So.. how many of us would it take to roll a dragon out of bed?&quot; Tathi asks playfully.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">^^;;;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I could make a crane....&quot;

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lemme get out of the way first!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I suspect brother Thomas, his father and his sister would do.&quot;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Har har, I'm awake, I'm awake.&quot; XP

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Count me out.&quot; =w=;;;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Have you all eaten?&quot;

* Maxissoren rolls over on the giant pillow. His head is resting on the floor.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not quite so, unless I ate Tathi's rat when asleep.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus shakes his head.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Would explain the fuzz in my mouth&quot; *spits*

* Thomas Lazarus muses. :.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;You would go scuttling under the door looking for a meal, wouldn't you?&quot; Tathi casually comments.

* VAE imagines blink dog fur is everywhere

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Which cabin will Max stay in on the Cygnet..?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Omnomnom sipsipsip.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Haloo Visperfang.&quot; Petpetpet.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I suppose he could sleep above Miron..&quot; Fridge-horror. D|

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">20 ton dragon sleeping above you. D|

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;... that reminds me... this conversation would best be held in humanoid form.&quot; Ker-shapeshift.

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Don't worry about me. I've slept in some mighty strange places in my day.&quot; :3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Heh... Suppose my outlook on such a situation is rather flat.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'm no longer the prettiest one around. =3=

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;But, I am a little concerned for Tharky. Is there a place to sleep on the ship that doesn't have a window?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus considers briefly, then shakes his head.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I didn't realize Tharky was coming along, too. Is it a problem that they have windows?&quot; {:3

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I KNEW IT.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Tharky is a Duergar.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Why do you care? Put it this way. The pretty ones will go ugly with age.. such as me look the same all their life.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">The plot thickens!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I've been sleeping in the cargo hold, and it doesn't have duergar...&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">ERK

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Duergar?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Windows. Dammit meany, you made me say deurgar since I was reading that. @_@

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Laughing. So. Hard.

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;It isn't if you have other means to deal with aquaphobia. Unforunately, the calming spells I know only last for about ten minutes, tops.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh. Well then! That'll do.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why the hell do you even mention those sick fucks?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">-- snrk XD

TMG:<font color="#000000">Typo, danman.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Not canon.

VAE:<font color="#000000">An amusing one though

VAE:<font color="#000000">Everyone slips time to time, in regular speech too

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=3= Thomas ignores the weirdness.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Like &quot;Fucking fraction&quot; of one of the lab technicians in the materials lab

TMG:<font color="#000000">It's like that one xkcd comic where a character was typing on a IM while talking to someone right behind him.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well... I have my brewmaker, and still a bottle... of forification left.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm a little jealous, you can just manifest yourself into a properly cared-for, dressed up look in the morning.&quot; ^^;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I don't know, I could imagine a frustrated mathematician saying that. :B &quot;Fucking fraction! *throws papers*&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I guess we're already.. ready!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If Tharky wants.. I found it helps with fear of sailing quite a mighty lot.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">No

VAE:<font color="#000000">The guy, who's over 80

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not quite. I need to grab a few more pieces from the finishing room and finish locking up.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">His IM was supposed to be &quot;I can't afford to keep eating out this late&quot;, while the person he was talking to was talking about a toy giraffe, and the guy looked away from the screen and wound up saying &quot;I can't afford to keep eating out this giraffe&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">he was telling us when he was giving his first lecture

VAE:<font color="#000000">And instead of packing fraction, said fucking fraction

RAM:<font color="#990000">Hee.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Cue in tons of laughter

VAE:<font color="#000000">Packing fraction - the volume in a material occupied by actual atoms

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ah. Very well.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">differs for BCC and FCC/HCP structures in iron

VAE:<font color="#000000">not by much ,but still

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang dons his mithral breastplate in the meantime.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Come Tavia, say bye to the puppies.&quot;

Tavia:<font color="#7F00FF">Awwww.

VAE:<font color="#000000">as expected, it's a ratio - volume of structure vs volume of &quot;balls&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Heh, balls.

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;In the meantime, go ahead, take whatever you like out of the larder unless you'd prefer ship food.&quot; :3

* VAE enlightens people with material science

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yeah, atoms and their electron shells.

VAE:<font color="#000000">you assume they be spherical

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Coming, Terri?&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">BAAALLLLLLLS!

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Okay!&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Stay classy, Ram.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And for extra-terestrial hydrogen

VAE:<font color="#000000">SPACE BALLS

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Fruit get!

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;We're going to avoid the larder seeing how a particular someone was so intent on getting in there.&quot; Tathi says, glaring at a certain indignant rat.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Meh.. do you think the ship doesn't have any?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas lets himself in. :9

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I bet their food is as much rat as stuff here.. and at least here, it doesn't go sentient every now and then.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Ham. :O

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">It's too dangerous to go alone, take this!

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;HOpe you're safe for the rest of the ship, you spoony bard.&quot;

* Shankfang the Deffrider hands Thomas an apple.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=3=

* Thomas Lazarus takes a bit of cooked ham. :9

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">And an apple. =3= *doctor cane'd*

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good morning to you too, Ael.&quot; |3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang takes an assortment of delicious fruits and veggies.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tom came by and cast a spell. I'm contagion-free.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron takes some salt pork fat/bacon, bread and an onion.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Goot mornink Ed, Svallowtail. Schleep vell?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">He grins. &quot;Well, let's get going then. Seems like we're headed out.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'm a helper. :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Now let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO &gt;:O

Meany:<font color="#660033">To the Cygnet?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Swallowtail. Good to see ya. Still feeling flashy?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Glad hyu are feelink betta, Ed.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi peers at the dias.. &quot;I'm still curious about this..&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;(That spirits-damned Tane has Deici Draghi,)&quot; Swallowtail growls in Amayan. &gt;:O

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Shall we group for vworping?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Goot mornink, Rockjav. Vant zum pettinks yet?&quot; Pettinz for Skycaller.

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;What should be kept secret and what should be told is the... what is the Elven again? The mystery of life?&quot;

* Max smirks back at Tathi.

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;No, was it the chaos?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi groans..

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;That's an addage for secret family recipees!!&quot;

* Rockjaw gruffs... then headbutts Shankfang's hand.

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#FF0000">&quot;The way she goes on about superior elven this-and-that you would think she were a dwarf.&quot; |3

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;WE HAVE VERY GOOD EARS.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:D Pet pet pet.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">^.^;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">laughing so hard. XD

Rockjaw:<font color="#000000">... :| He holds his head there for about fifteen seconds.

Rockjaw:<font color="#000000">Gruff. Walk away. :|

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Petpetpetpetpetpet scritchie scritchie scritchie.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Wait.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nah, Thomas. Dwarves are sane, solid and reliable... most of them, anyways.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Bai Rockjav!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Deici Draghi is a proper name. Wouldn't Max instantly know it even if it's in another language? &gt;.&gt;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">*fridge horror*

Max:<font color="#000000">I wasn't in the room.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">I.. think so, actually, unless it's been translated in many languages..

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Oh thank goodness.

Max:<font color="#000000">Though, I do know Amayan.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Why, you should hear Ram's name in Tateari. :P

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Everyone here and ready?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Already on the cygnet map. =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You're just trying to slip your dramabombs across the table into play. =3=

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Maybe~ ))

RAM:<font color="#990000">Because apparently it has a precise translation in Tateari. =3=

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">What can I say, blitzkreig. :P

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yessir.&quot; =w=

* Max glances aside to Tharky. &quot; (Are you sure you're all right with this? We don't have to take the ship,) &quot; he says in Draconic.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;As long as I have your ear for a bit..&quot;

Tharky:<font color="#000000">&quot; (I'll manage. It's just three days.) &quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;What's Brian's favorite type of gemstone?&quot; 0:3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;My Chi iz mad focused, yo.&quot;

* Max pauses. &quot;... That's a very, very good question.&quot; :.

* Thomas Lazarus handwaves. |3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh well.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">hrm. Are we actually going to have a group-vworp, or shall I just cut/paste my token on my own?

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;He finds enjoyment in collecting almost all types of precious or semiprecious stone. You should see his hoard. If you think the pool's stained glass is colorful... A little light and the colors and reflections are just beautiful.&quot; :D

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'm copying and pasting, hold on. XD

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I don't really have enough money for any gifts..&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">HOLD YER HORSEZ

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..so I was going to spend all my money in Castleton buying a monstrous gemstone and then immediately sell it back to Brian.&quot; |B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">THERE'S TWO OF ME! :o

TMG:<font color="#000000">I was only asking cuz I noticed a few tokens were on the Cygnet already. :B Bu ah, okey-dokey, this works.

* Max chuckles. &quot;That's an amusing thought. But he's been pleased enough that your group has been a wonderful steady supply of gemstones.&quot; :3

* Thomas Lazarus is on the Cygnet now. =3=

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;He'll start running out of gold to pay you with and have to pay you with gems at this rate.&quot; X3

* Thomas Lazarus chuckles.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'll keep that in mind.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;A draconic gemstone exchange? How very amusing.&quot; Tathi says, smirking.

* Tharky hesitates when they approach the ship, not... quite daring to step on the gangplank. ^.^;;;;;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Oh shit. We all need ranks in appraise. -Fast-.

* Thomas Lazarus rubs his chin. &quot;Speaking of.. I'll have some shopping to do in Resca.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus looks to Tharky. &quot;?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">''Hell. I wish this thing went faster. Sitting on a floating coffin, with nothing to do... ''

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Heh! Scroll of Scrying, first thing. Then, oh dear.. Crystal balls are pricey..&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I -had- ranks in appraise, but when that skill was houseruled out of the game, they got reassigned. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">When was that?

TMG:<font color="#000000">Loooong time ago.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean.. I don't really recall

VAE:<font color="#000000">and what do we use instead/

TMG:<font color="#000000">Yeah, I don't expect anyone here does.

TMG:<font color="#000000">I was about the only one it affected, anyway. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Once more.&quot;

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;That is the place to do it. Have you ever been there? The markets are a treat...&quot; Max looks back to Tharky. &quot; ... It's okay. No one here is going to let you drown. Here, I'll walk on one side, Terri on the other. &quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Am I going to have to cast Aid to give you a +1 to fear saves, bard? |3

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Scrying shard. Cheap, portable, user friendly.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">VAE; we don't. We automatically know the values. It was done to make processing loot into gold quicker and easier.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Say, Tharky. Are ya sure you don't want a stiff drink or two?&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">I eman, goodness, just look at our most reent loot from this ooze fight

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Helps a load with seasickness.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hatari the loot-keeper is pleased by this expedient fat-trimming.

TMG:<font color="#000000">There were, like, ten gems, and we were just -given- the values of each gem by Lia. Tha wasn't an accident.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I think I recall.. was that bit just after Miron joined

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">I am so glad you all could not hear me when I looked up the price of a crystal ball....

TMG:<font color="#000000">That's how we've been running it this whole time.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hahaha.

VAE:<font color="#000000">When we spent a whole session almost dealing with loot

VAE:<font color="#000000">And some folks got negative XP awards for it

VAE:<font color="#000000">because stalling

Tharky:<font color="#000000">&quot;n-- nah, I'll be okay. I've been on ships before. For river crossings and not on small unstable gangplanks. &quot; &gt;&gt;;;;;;

Meany:<font color="#660033">Scrying shard.

Meany:<font color="#660033">750gp.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Nuff said.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It's alright friend.&quot; ^^;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">fine, fine, you magic item addict. Which book is it in?

Meany:<font color="#660033">MIC.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nonsense.. come down. I have my brewmaker.. and when you drop in a bit of fortifier..&quot;

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do I need to start singing to inspire courage?&quot; =3= &quot;It'll be okay.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You'll feel a lot better.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Figures. Liatai, you allowing this sucker?

Meany:<font color="#660033">I can select and whisper you the information.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah. And if I'm not mistaken, it's 1,750.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ugh, Magic items

Meany:<font color="#660033">&gt;:.

Meany:<font color="#660033">I need more fish then.

Meany:<font color="#660033">My memory failz.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Alright! Let's get this show on the road.&quot; |3

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Price (Item Level): 1,350 gp (5th)

Jack Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;More new passengers?&quot; |3

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">end assessment: worthless. The mirror is cheaper.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;yAH!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yep.. Terri's family.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes, ah--oh, the others didn't tell you when the trip began?&quot; Gnogglebolt says to the captain.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Yah.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">There we go.

GM:<font color="#000000">On the road you are! Disperse as you please. :3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, they do have money to pay for their passage, too.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Tharky, do you want to come down below decks? Can't see the water down there.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus shrugs. &quot;I didn't realize Tharky and Max were coming along.&quot; {|3

* VAE is wondering

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;I take it you're the captain of this fine ship?&quot; :3 Max holds out a hand. &quot;Max Toris. A pleasure to meet you. I hear you and your crew have been looking after my sister and company.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Jeeze, how am I the only one not completely terrified of the water but the only one in any actual danger of drowning. |I

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang puts away the fruits he nabbed from the larder, then returns topside for the fresh air.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Country folk.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Pffft. Neither I or Aelian or. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">also, any sending response? VAE just doesn't know if it's nothing, or if Lia is just forgetful.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Lia is busy. XP

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No response.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Yay! Time to pull her in a million directions! :&gt;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">SO EDARIC, ABOUT THAT HIGHLY INVOLVED ESOTERIC MAGIC DISCUSSION.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">HEY. HEY. HEY. ED. HEY. HEY. HEY.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">(we're going to die horribly, hatari)

Edaric:<font color="#000000">WHAT. XP

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">XD

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( You maybe, I've got Delay Death I can keep this up for 8 more rounds. *immolated* ))

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( SEVEN ROUNDS LEFT *burns* ))

Jack Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ayup. Jack Selkirk, captian of the Cygnet. Welcome aboard. You're headed to Resca, then, too? That's... 20 gold pieces per person, I'd say.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas descends below decks for the time being.

VAE:<font color="#000000">what the hell

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;I don't typically carry that much coin on me... would you accept payment in gems?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">chat froze, then a ton of it appeared

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">java.

TMG:<font color="#000000">danman; happens sometimes

VAE:<font color="#000000">also, on what road

* VAE wonders which map to worry about

* Max hands over two gems. The captain looks them over, and starts to say something, but Max holds up a hand. &quot;Keep them. Hlal knows, from the stories I've heard, you're owed them.&quot; |3

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Hlal?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Any response to further urging to join drinking by Tharky, btw?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Knowledge (religion).

VAE:<font color="#000000">was he last thing Miron said.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 3 + 8 = 11&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; knowledge religion!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You just know it's a deity's name. :B

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tharky, you are -not- conductive to knowledge!! &gt;:(

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 20 + 18 = 38&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Knowledge Religion

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron heard too, you know?

Tharky:<font color="#000000">&quot;N-no, I think I'll be okay. I think.&quot; =w=;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Aha!

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Allright. I'm headed down into the hold. Come down if you feel woozy, allright?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;I'm actually a little excited about learning how to scry.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus jolts.

* Thomas Lazarus hides Failblog. &gt;.&gt;;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Really?&quot; =w=;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">I'm hackin' yer failbook.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The Jester, the Keeper of Tales, Hlal is a Chaotic Good dragon goddess often depicted as a copper dragon with a ready grin and a happy glint in her eye. Her domain is in Arborea, and her portfolio is humor, storytelling, and inspiration. Domains Chaos, Dragon, Good, and Trickery.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">And Rune.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Forgot Rune.

* Terri tugs on Tharky's hand. &quot;C'mon, Tharky, let's get you below decks. The people here are real nice.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I've been giving a lot of thought to the next circle of magic. I'm sure I'll be ready for it soon.. Pelor has sent me some..&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">''Hmm...dragon god of jests... I'd have thought Tharky, but Max? ''

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas quiets down and looks distracted.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Back from unannounced afk.,

Meany:<font color="#660033">With tea and food.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Hmm..&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi tilts her head. &quot;What has your lord been sending you?&quot; She asks curiously.

Jack Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;... was that...?&quot;

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes.&quot;

Jack Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know --&quot;

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Quite well.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">Also Ghost.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Insights.&quot; He rubs his chin.

Jack Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;... is he going to be all right?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">It's a lot more transportable than a mirror.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Please wait here for a moment. I think I need to call a meeting.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">Less likely to break, and works for any class.

Meany:<font color="#660033">That can scry. :p

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;He's assured me so. Don't worry, we have plenty of fear-removal spells at our disposal.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Bag of holding / make whole, problem solved. =w=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas pokes his head up on the deck.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">bag of holding.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Pardon me everybody. Could I have the attention and attendance of all the Guardians in the mess for a minute?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It shouldn't take long.&quot; ^^;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hm?&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">MEEEEAAANNNYYYYYYYYY

* Thomas Lazarus descends.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">YOU BROKE IT.

Meany:<font color="#660033">I REGRET NOTHING.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron descends...

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oop, I'd better go take over for my sister, then. Thank you again, sir.&quot; ^^

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hokay!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What is it, brother?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt, wondering what this is about (like others do when Gnogglebolt does things like this), heads into the galley with everyone else to hear what Thomas has to say.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well..&quot; {:3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Haloo!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Why Miron, you're sitting next so Sszeyl

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">*next to Sszeyl!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">You say that like it's impossible.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">=3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I called this meeting because a new matter has come up. Or rather.. will come up soon, and.. there's no two ways about it.. I think I'll need help. It's a financial matter of sorts concerning all of us.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm sitting on my arse. Any problem with that?&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">That was not said aloud, danman.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Look for quotation marks. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">*sigh*

VAE:<font color="#000000">Then consider what Miron said a mental 4th wall break response

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">A-HEM. &gt;:P

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;How much money do you need? =3=&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt listens with a 'go on' face.

* Thomas Lazarus looks over flatly. &quot;I'm not just bumming for money again.&quot; =3=

* Thomas Lazarus folds his hands on the table. &quot;..Soon, I'll be able to raise the dead, like commander Ashmore and Blake.&quot;

Terri:<font color="#000000">:O

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Pelor has told me as such.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Nize.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Told you, brother. If you need any.. I have money to burn at this time.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That is... &quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I...see.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Either of the rituals I know of to do it, though, demand diamond dust as a sacrifice.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..A lot. A lot more than I can provide out of pocket..&quot; ^^;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Huh.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Heavy burden. Yet high honor that you are gifted such.&quot; Swallowtail nods solemnly.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why do you think such spells aren't cast daily, Gnogglebolt?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I was rather hoping we could agree to some amount to put together into a casque of diamonds for Guardian emergency use.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's a hard choice, every time.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;....Well, I'm sure we can create some pool of funds to draw from for purposes like this.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm all for the idea.&quot; :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Quite.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;My savings are yours, for that purpose, brother. After all, I don't have much to do with them these days.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus nods a little sheepishly. :.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Sounds goot to me!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Heh.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And then, someone discovered you can use graphite

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">Suddenly, DnD -&gt; Vlad Taltos setting

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Although, I must say that in due time, I think I'll have an option of my own--one that doesn't require such an outlandish expenditure. But I'll let you know about that when it comes up.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I think, for general purposes.. six thousand gold would be a safe value. To cast both the spell that can return a lost soul within a week of its death, and the more restrictive but cheaper combat variation.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus glances to Gnogglebolt. &quot;?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus nods, but doesn't really look like he follows. :.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just.. how?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He sighs. &quot;..Anyways.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt waves his hand. &quot;Yeah, I know, not really being specific here. I have to do some research first.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I just felt like I should state that now, while we're not short of money and headed to a large market.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That was all, everyone.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It takes spiritual concentration, and the help of spiritual beings to draw a soul back into a body.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;But it's a device seen around Mazio every now and then, I think I might be able to build my own replica. Turth be told, I've been thinking of it ever since I heard of what happend to Aelian.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">As a native Mazian, would Shankfang know about the Jumper Cable things Gnogglebolt's alluding to?

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;We could even deduct six thousand from the loot we got from the ooze and use that.&quot; :.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I ... aren't sure how some trinket is supposed to do all that.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;True..&quot; :.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Shankfang probably should have at least heard of them, if not ever seen one.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Does everyone consent to that idea?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( I could adjust shares I guess. :9 ))

* Swallowtail nods.

TMG:<font color="#000000">(...I already added the oozegold to my token D: )

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Are hyu talkink about vat Hy tink hyu are talkink about, Gnogglebolt?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi nods. &quot;I do, especially after-&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Yes, yes.&quot; Aelian says, interupting. &quot;We do.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">2220.6 gold for everyone, it was.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">2220.66.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Right, .66.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">A rather easily-remembered sum. All those doubled numbers. :B *brick'd*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">19986gp / 9 = 2220.66 &#171; &#160;(19986-6000)/9 = (19986 - 6000) / 9 = 1554&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well...I think it's really strange buggering magic but I suppose it's necessary. Yes, I'll chip in, too.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Surprisingly even. :.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's the work of the gods themselves.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;2220.66-1554 = 2220.66 - 1554 = 666.66&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">how much gold was subtracted?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">That is not a reassuring value difference. =w=;;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

TMG:<font color="#000000">....we all lost gold equal to the number of the beast, :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">no

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's 616

TMG:<font color="#000000">I hope this isn't an ome. :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">*omen

TMG:<font color="#000000">Danman; the common westerner says 666. :P

TMG:<font color="#000000">No one really cares.

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's not so, however

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well, then. I suppose that settles that.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">I don't care what the common westerner say, I care what it actually is XD

RAM:<font color="#990000">It's all in the translation. =3=

RAM:<font color="#990000">You say 616, we say 666.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;20693-666 = 20693 - 666 = 20027&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Done

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;May it not be needed anytime soon..&quot; He bows his head.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Thank you everyone.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">There's no &quot;right&quot; one. There's only two different translations of the text.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hear hear.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&#171; &#160;4766-666 = 4766 - 666 = 4100&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187;

* Swallowtail nods.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt then blinks and looks around to shankfang.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, right, you know of them. Those heart-starting reviver cables?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy hef heard uf dem. Never seen vun, tough.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Yeah well Revivify doesn't carry a 40% chance of malfunctioning and killing you. =3= *bricked*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;As a related thing... Saint Cuthbert has helped me.. I found out how to ask the spirit of a recently deceased a few questions. It might help our investigations in the future.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Perhaps..&quot; He frowns, thinking back to the last time that could have been used.

VAE:<font color="#000000">How can it kill you when dead?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah. I think I'll be able to build my own replica of those.&quot; Gnogglebolt nods to Shankfang.

* Thomas Lazarus sighs and stands. &quot;Well. That's quite enough morbid tactical planning for me, for now.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ooh, nize. Dat vould be very konvenient. Und a vole lot cheaper.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He nods to those assembled and slips back to the hall.

Stanley Selkirk:<font color="#000000">You can all hear the deck boss very clearly giving directions to shove off.

GM:<font color="#000000">Get your Yondallon 15th roleplay out of the way, folks, because we'll be jumping forward!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I think I've got something...hang on, lemme get a bearing on how to start it.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Gnoggle?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">That said, I been wondering

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Perheps Hy kan help make dem? Hyu know Hy hef zum skill in kraftink.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">...and I can't think of any good ways to open it up. -3-

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;I figured out how to work the sending stone, if you want to ask Barbarus anything. =3=&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Wold it be worth giving Miron a Choker of Eloquence? +5 or +10 (for greater) Diplomacy and Bluff wouldn't hurt

VAE:<font color="#000000">but then, he does have piss-poor stats in this respect, so I wonder if it's beating a dead horse

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt blinks and looks up to Sszeyl. &quot;Oh. Um....no, nothing for now.&quot; Gnogglebolt looks over to Shankfang. &quot;Well, I won't be making it exactly soon, but if you're around when I do, an extra hand could help, yes.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ehn. I wouldn't, were he my character.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I've never even seen him roll either.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I think when he was speaking with that old woman he had bluff

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Asking about Marathals from a roundabout way

TMG:<font color="#000000">but still, that's just not something Miron does. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Eeeehhhhhhhnnn I got nothin'.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Bardcorner. :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">With hatari on this one, not really useful for Miron. ^^;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ready to timeskip here. I'm getting antsy with this damn river trip. =w=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">He doesn't do it often, because he's bad at it.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I can't wait until we hit level 11 and I can make my Orc Chandak. Then we'll have 3 bards!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Even Altonor has spotted tha, which pisses him off somewhat.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Assuming Max sticks around that long, anyway.

TMG:<font color="#000000">hatari; well, er, are you okay with Gnogglebolt spending an hour or two talking to Miron, like has been repeatedly suggested? ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Which is why it would make some IC sense - the stuff we are dealign with..

Tharky:<font color="#000000">Hey, what am I, chopped liver? :P

RAM:<font color="#990000">Oh yeah!

Max:<font color="#000000">Of course not, chopped liver is for eating. :P

RAM:<font color="#990000">I forgot you were a bard.

RAM:<font color="#990000">4 bards, then!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You could time it better when the rest of the cast is occupied with something and not just explicitly waiting on you. =w=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">But then, it's obvious if someone is wearing something of that sort it isn't just for laughs

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron stays at the table, thinking.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I'm good for timeskip.

TMG:<font color="#000000">hatari; well, last time it was brought up, the plan was to hold the conversation after the Hills. Sorry if the IC doesn't work out OOC. ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">I don't care, either way.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Besides, IC it makes a lot of sense

VAE:<font color="#000000">As in, when else to pick than when nothing is happening.

Max:<font color="#000000">Musictalkmusictalkmusictalk.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ehhhh I've got to say I side with Hatari on this one. :B Why not do it when arriving in/around Resca, when the rest of the party is able to do things?

VAE:<font color="#000000">I.. I dunno. OOC dominating and deciding IC brushes against me the wrong way, whether it's tech's scripting or this.

* VAE doesn't care either way.

TMG:<font color="#000000">eh, I suppose I can put it off towards another time.

TMG:<font color="#000000">As long as neither Thomas nor Sszeyl think IC that Gnogglebolt was avoiding or delaying it on purpose.

VAE:<font color="#000000">brb for a moment. Nature calls

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... you know, I never expected I'd meet a dragon. Much less more than one. Much less one that sings. But... I didn't think that any singing dragon I would meet would be... you know... a tenor.&quot; =3=;;;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I've just begun running a bit dry on downtime RP things for this frakking river. =w=; Sorry dragonlady.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Heh, I understand. :B

GM:<font color="#000000">Okay! Let's kick into highspeed!

GM:<font color="#000000">Dawn of a New Day - Yondallon 16th, &#171; &#160;1d100 = 33&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; weather.

VAE:<font color="#000000">back

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's the bit of time when everyone's a druid

GM:<font color="#000000">Clear and pleasant again! Today you arrive in Passage, a knot of city outside of Resca.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It doesn't help that I got two hours of sleep either. ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">I know days like that.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'm surprised you are playing as well as you do.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's just one of many 2-hours-of-sleep Akellons at this point. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang awakens fairly early, and helps himself to some of the fruits he brought from Gilforen.

VAE:<font color="#000000">When I was GMing underslept last, it was pretty much pure fail. I think might have been the last nail in the coffin for Kebre.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well.. there was fun in that session.. just that when I could foul something up, I inevitably ddid

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt disembarks the ship asit pulls into the port of Passage, and like in Reed, vanishes for a few hours.

Miron:<font color="#000000">''Hmm... still no response. Maybe he just doesn't know the spell... Either way, I'll find when in contact with Ashmore.''

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas checks on Tharky the next day. {:3 Heal check: [1d20+9]

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">...

* Dr. Hatari squints.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 10 + 9 = 19&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Might have been the : Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">There. =3=

Tharky:<font color="#000000">He's asleep in the hall when Thomas wakes up.

VAE:<font color="#000000">:&#171; &#160;1d20 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">no.?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">D: Railock:<font color="#000000">Hatari...if your going to keep going for 2 hour sleep akellons, we need to get youa rind of sustenance in rl. then you'll be able to manage it no problem

VAE:<font color="#000000">Railock is here?

VAE:<font color="#000000">And being so very smart and funny as usual.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well it wasn't supposed to be 2 hours of sleep. :P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I just woke up.

* Liatai thwaps the lynx with a fish. =w=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Complete with a lack of spelling that'd leave e baffled.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And couldn't get back into it.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">At some time during the day on the Cygnet, he also leans against the railing, taking in the sights and air as usual...and has a few idle thoughts. ''Hmm, that little magic bird hasn't shown up again...we saw it first hardly a day after we left Thalinde, I would have thought that it would have caught back up with us again by now with a reply....oh well, I dodn't even know how it -found- us in the first place. Probably just got lost. Silly magic.''

VAE:<font color="#000000">Pork rinds work as sustenance IRL. It's Ring of Sustenance 

Tharky:<font color="#000000">At least he's got a blanket, so it looks like he meant to fall asleep in the hall...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Settle down, jesus.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh yeah, -where- are we supposed to meet Rail's char, again? :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Resca, now cool down. ^^;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well. Atleast he's not sleep-standing. =w=;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">That would end badly on a ship, I'd think. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I think I know what I'm using my open slot for today. =3=

TMG:<font color="#000000">cool down? o.o; I'm not upset or antsy over anything, I was just asking a question...

Meany:<font color="#660033">Trying to get a high-level magikarp with an old rod. &gt;:9

Meany:<font color="#660033">I'm making progress.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Liatai meant the resident feline, VAE guess

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Mmhmm.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas takes a seat opposite from Tharky and meditates. =3=

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... the kitten just came up and licked my cheek before sauntering off.

* VAE jealous

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Now I wonder what I did. =3=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">One of my cats tonguewashed my face once

RAM:<font color="#990000">Silly Cocoa.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Might be the skin grease, no&gt;

GM:<font color="#000000">This and tomorrow are the last days you'll be spending on the Cygnet, just as a heads-up.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">After a bout of prayer, Thomas cracks an eye and leans over to Tharky. He gentle shakes the bard's shoulder. &quot; You awake yet? That can't be comfortable.&quot;

Aelian: <font color="#7f00ff">(( sorry, was afk ))

Meany:<font color="#660033">Woot.

Meany:<font color="#660033">I am not going to lie.

* Tharky mumbles something in Draconic before muzzily opening his eyes. &quot;... mm? Oh. Good morning, Thomas.&quot; Wild red bedhead. =w=;

Meany:<font color="#660033">This boat has seen too much drama.

Meany:<font color="#660033">She deserves a spell in drydock.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">^^; &quot;Are you alright?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I've never slept against a wall before.&quot;

Tharky:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah. It's just easier to sleep where I can't... hear the water right there.&quot; &gt;.&gt;; &quot;... Besides.&quot; He holds up a hand with a ring displaying a simple scale pattern. &quot;Only need two hours.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ah.&quot; |3 &quot;Well, in that case, I suppose I don't need to worry about you overmuch.&quot;

Tharky:<font color="#000000">&quot;... wha'time is it?&quot; He tries futilely to pat down the wild bedhead. =w=;

* Thomas Lazarus pushes himself back up to his feet.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Dawn.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">Silly Tharky.

Tharky:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thanks.&quot; =w=

Meany:<font color="#660033">Water+comb beats bedhead.

Meany:<font color="#660033">=3=

* Thomas Lazarus pats the bard's dissheveled head before climbing up to the deck.

GM:<font color="#000000">Let me know when you're ready to timeskip to the next day! Ready?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Yes. Apparently that's all for this day. XD

RAM:<font color="#990000">Ready!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Any time

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">ready!

GM:<font color="#000000">Let's get a roll call real quick. Tech, Meany, you here too?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Must delay salishea's visit! Gnogglebolt goes to talk to Miron :U --oh er, yes, am here.

Meany:<font color="#660033">I LIVE.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Still no high level magikarp though. :/.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Silly Tech.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Fine.

Meany:<font color="#660033">We still have to go shark hunting.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Oh that reminds me..

TMG:<font color="#000000">danman; nah, was only mostly joking. -3-

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron is probably hanging either aroudnd the kitchen, above deck, or in the common room, depending what

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Spellcraft? :B

* VAE shrug

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Anyone got spellcraft or crafting to do?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Yar!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas casts a nervous eye on Elros.

VAE:<font color="#000000">well. In theory there's one more spell to learn, but waiting on Lia's stance before dealing with that, so no.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He has been standing there for over 70 hours.

* Thomas Lazarus is creeped out. *bricked*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt has -been- crafting, but since I haven't yet decided on what (looking through stuff right now, actually), I'll be rolling the craft checks retoactively later.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">VAE, mind if I visit a nightmare upon your gnome? :3

Miron:<font color="#000000">Tell that to me. Apparently I spent days sitting in the mess room.

VAE:<font color="#000000">?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Visit a nightmare? How?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Jumper cables!

VAE:<font color="#000000">and probably not.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Craft Jumper Cables!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Im for all fun

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Allright, let's see...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Seriously don't bother with the bloody jumper cables, I'll have Raise Dead and Revivify. =w=;

* Elros 's player hasn't touched the controller. =3=

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">''You find yourself in what seems to be a venerable crypt. Underground, certainately, and well kept. There are elven symbols etched into the stonework, and the roots of trees make up the support of the ceiling above. Candlelight flickers off coffins and offering bowls occasionally, and-''

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">''That's when she steps into view. An elven woman. Tathi? But she looks older. And there's no gem in her forehead. She's wearing dark brown robes, as well. She turns, locks eyes on you.. and scowls. She raises her hands, chanting something in elven..''

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ram; can't yet, the TS is higher than my current TL. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">''The lid of the coffin nearby slides off, and a rotten hand reaches out, pushing it aside entirely. Out comes a zombie, with eyes full of light, and adorned in the mithril armor of elven warriors. It climbs out of its coffin, drawing a long, slender longsword as it goes, before advancing on you, speaking harshly in elven. A lot of cussing, and a promise of death.''

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">The last portion of the dream is their swords gleaming as they advance..

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">The jumper cables revive for free, though.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">With an enormous fail chance. =3=

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">None of that silly diamond dust shennanigans.

TMG:<font color="#000000">No, not with an enormous fail chance. :P

* Max is around for exposition if anyone is craving it. =3= *brick'd*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And if they fail, we can still use your silly magic.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">After which the chance of getting the garaunteed rez from Revivify has been wasted. =3=

TMG:<font color="#000000">the MR was, like, 2 or 3.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Exposition on what?

TMG:<font color="#000000">and the jumper cables work on someone who's been dead less than 10 minutes, so this is basically if Revivify has -already- passed

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Exposition! :D

Meany:<font color="#660033">Dangit. &gt;:/

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;|I

Miron:<font color="#000000">''Filthy nerullian bitch! I knew it all along ! ...Saint Cuthbert, make me strong like the steel of my mace... The archivist's hand glows with a healing spell... and he wakes up sweat-drenched, and with a hand fallen asleep.''

Meany:<font color="#660033">I'm supposed to be able to get as high as lvl15s on this thing. And the highest I'm getting is 7s.

Dragula the Deffbike:<font color="#990000">HIIIIIIIIIIII!

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;It may be a while until we get an audience with Salishea once we arrive in Resca, anywhere from a few hours to a day or two from Kethie's estimation. Our family used to live there -- anything about the area you'd care to know?&quot;

Max:<font color="#000000">Said in general, anyone can respond. :B

Meany:<font color="#660033">Finally!

Meany:<font color="#660033">A lvl10!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wait, who's 'Kethie'?&quot;

Dragula the Deffbike:<font color="#990000">Did you have a nightmare?

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;What's the local lay of the land like?&quot; Aelian asks Max.

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Kethendaustrat. Salishea's granddaughter. She's about two decades older than I am.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">meany; check Bulbapedia for swpan percentages. :B

Dragula the Deffbike:<font color="#990000">You were tossing and turning in your sleep.

TMG:<font color="#000000">*spawn

Meany:<font color="#660033">I did.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Nearby, Thomas is watching the coast drift by mutely, drumming his fingers along the ship's railing. He apparently assumes the statement was directed at someone other than himself.

TMG:<font color="#000000">level 15sw probably have a really really low percentage

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Within the city? Urban, and with a lot of waterways.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah, I see. Ah....for first-timers to the city, what sights should we see first?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Goot mornink, everyone!&quot; Shankfang calls as he climbs up from below deck.

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Outside... you have to go a ways to get outside of urban areas, but the salt marshes are teeming with life, to say nothing of the ocean.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Good morning.&quot; He offers a faint smile over his shoulder.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Any tales of strange creatures nearby?&quot; He asks Max

Meany:<font color="#660033">I have a 100% of a magikarp, with levels anywhere between 4-15.

Meany:<font color="#660033">It doesn't list per level percentages.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Also, wheere is Max for exposition?

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Where should we go to charter a ship for shark hunting?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vill dere be tinks to schoot?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">For once, the inquisitor wanders abovedeck to get a breath of fresh air.

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, depends. They've got an arcane academy, of course... lots of temples... it's a really ecclectic city. It's hard to find a place that's boring.&quot; ^^ &quot;Everyone should go see the Rewyn Market at least once in their lifetime, I'd say. There's a museum devoted to the history of the coast, and of course, there are the Three Protectors.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus raises a brow and glances to Shankfang.

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Strange creatures are the norm in Resca, my friend.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..I had been meaning to ask, if you don't mind. How old are you?&quot; =w=;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:3

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Don't worry terribly much about the shark hunting.&quot; :3

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Wow! What about the local land? Are we expecting forests and the such?&quot; He asks Max.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Tventy tvo! Vy?&quot;

* Max gestures around. &quot;You can see for yourself.&quot; :3 &quot;This is a river delta. The soil is fertile, water is plentiful.&quot;

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;More grasses and marsh than trees. And, of course... the ocean. You should be able to see it now. Look downriver.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang does so!

* Max gestures.

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Ah, well, thank you for answering my questions then.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ohh~ just curious~&quot; =w=;;;; &quot;I never knew many non-humans before I met with the guardians and now I'm getting told left and right that for the other races of people around, it's perfectly normal to be eighty years old and a young person, or four years old and be old enough to hold a smart conversation, or be a hundred and eighty and look young..&quot; =w=;;;;;;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;My grasp of things feels so weak all of a sudden.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Any crypts in the area? Strange, lost dungeons?&quot; Tathi asks Max, and then her players goes to grab dinner right quick.

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;You ask that of the city that was once the capital of Kaduar?&quot; Max asks in response, raising an eyebrow with a smirk.

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor jerks subtly at the mention of crypts.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ah, fair enough. Hy heppen to be uf vun uf de...schorter lived races. Talfeera und Hy are hopink to find a vay to ekstend dat. Oddervise, she vould liff far longer ten Hy...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why do you ask?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider: <font color="#990000">&quot;Hy schould ask vun uf dese dragons about dat...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I.. see.&quot; He looks a bit thoughtful. &quot;An unfortunate fact of life, that. But one all couples are faced with. Admittedly, not often with such disparity as between gnomish and orcish ages.&quot; ^^;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Kaduar?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;But, you know..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;The passage of time in the afterlife is subjective.&quot;

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;There's a tunnel that was built about thirty years ago with glass walls, where people can walk and see the ocean... Ah, right. We have easterners here. Do you know about the jungles to Akellon's west?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy know. Hy chust...do not vant her to suffer trough my death, und vait so long before ve meet again in de afterlife.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Well okay smarty pants, give me a quick rundown of the history of this city.&quot; Tathi says, returning the smirk.

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Those, and several areas west and north, are the domain of the Republic of Kaduar.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy vould radder suffer dat a tousund times over ten force dat pain upon her.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; He simply nods and doesn't remark.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;!&quot; He frowns.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Jungles?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;What's a republic? :.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Republic..I think I read about it somewhere.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's... The people don't have a ruling family, they just pick a ruler every few years, usually from the rich and powerful.&quot;

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Long, long ago, before even Grandfather was alive, Resca, Passage, and pretty much everything up to Deeproot Swamp was Kaduan territory.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt has been listening with a rapt expression this whole time.

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;In the three hundredth century of our current age, the Republic of Kaduar and the Kingdom of Akellon warred, and the terriitory was lost to the Kellons. It's been in Kellon hands ever since. The remnants of the Kaduar people either were absorbed into Akellon or fled to the jungles.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..I understand your sentiments, friend. But I don't believe that's a very healthy outlook.&quot; He smiles a bit sadly. &quot;If I could be so presumptuous as to offer any advice.. I'd say to focus on the years that you do have together. Those are the times to form rich memories, to cherish each other, to love, and to grow. We all face our end sooner or later, and even the loneliest of this world's souls leave someone behind to lament their passing. It's an unfortunate fact of life.. but it's one we should learn to accept and cope with. Handle our grieving and move on, until our own time comes. In the afterlife, all are united forever, and those hardships will distantly behind us.&quot; {:3

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Wow. So.. you mention some magic schools earlier. Care to elaborate on those? I hope they're not necromancy..&quot;

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Resca was the former capital of Kaduar, and the Three Protectors I spoke of earlier are a remnant of that time. If you're interested in golems or similar magical constructs, I'd definitely reccommend going to see them.&quot; :3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That sounds compelling.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I have studied some lore of magical constructs back in Jones's Rock.. though i'm far behind ever being to mess with such myself... Still... interesting.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Besides.&quot; He trails off in a bit less happy tone. &quot;The path of extending one's life is a well-worn one. It never ends in happiness. Learn from the folley of dark men and fearful geniuses and do not follow.&quot; He closes his eyes and nods.

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know, it's a fallacy that all necromancy is evil... but I digress. The temples train divine adepts, but the Academy of Resca caters to all schools of wizardry.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It isn't that, Max&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's just that she wouldn't be able to raise a skeleton with both hands and a Belt of Might.. it's one of the schools of magic she has no idea about.&quot;

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ahh, I see.&quot; X3 &quot;Excuse me for the misunderstanding.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Oh I know that. I mean, my own-&quot; She starts, but shoots a glance at Miron and stops quickly. &quot;Anyway, it's just that when.. well.. some more ambitious wizards out there tend to only look to necromancy for a few reasons.. And the understand of magic isn't one of them.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hence, such spells are of no use to her. Am I right?: *grins*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Oh, belieff me Tomas, Hy know. Hy chereesh every moment vith her, und my greatest veesh kurrently iz dat she vere here vith me right now. Schtill, iz it so bad to desire as long a life as possible vith her? Belieff hyu me, ve hef talked uf dis. Ve do not desire to delff into dark arts in our pursuit. But, schould ve find an opportunity to ekstend my life, even if chust long enough to kompare vith hers, den kould hyu blame us for takink it?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Allright, so, tell me about the architecture of this area. Since it once belong to another nation, I'm sure it has its own style and sights.&quot;

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Could the same not also be said of the evokers who only want to explode things, and the conjurers who only wish to summon powerful beasts?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">While still paying close attention to Max, Gnogglebolt starts casting his eye in Shankfang's directio.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Naturally, I wouldn't.&quot; He smiles. &quot;..I'm just saying. There are many tales of men and women searching for the proverbial fountain of eternal youth.&quot;

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;The architecture? It's a hodgepodge.&quot; =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;The lesson is that those lives would've been better spent living, since it can't be found.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">His expression, if Shankfang catches Gnogglebolt's eye, is blank. Gnogglebolt's not making any particular face at the moment.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Oh lordy. Okay, what about local events? Any festivels or local shows coming up?&quot;

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;There's always something going on. And you're travelling with... what, three bards? We are a local show.&quot; X3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;It hain't as if ve plan to schpend our vole lives tryink to find a vay. Simply...keep our eyah und ears open, as it vere.&quot;

Tokens dropped onto map 'The Cygnet'Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I mean unless you know some crazy Chronomancer gnomes or something. But being put in stasis forever isn't really all that wonderful an alternative. =w=;

Renia:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;;3 !

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Fair enough.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;So how much do I charge for admission?&quot; Tathi says with a smirk. &quot;Aelian asked about the land, but what about the plants? Does this fertile soil produce any unique herbs?&quot;

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;In the words of Mr. Lazarus, you bet your britches.&quot; :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Are we there yet? =3=

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang is occupied talking to Thomas, who is in the opposite direction of Gnogglebolt. He does not notice the gnome's expression.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Eheheh.&quot; ^^;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">She giggles, but then stops, eyes widening. &quot;Um, before we get there.. any particular nobles we should know about? I'm going to pick my targets carefully for now on.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">Oh Corellon help me..

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;When in doubt, hold your fire.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ironically, the player knows a variety of methods to make Shankfang immortal without Necromancy.

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Even commoners could be dragons in disguise, after all.&quot; |3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">But that's heresy D: Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You are. Because if you make a mess again.I'm going to insist the local authorities keep you closed up until your head cools.&quot;

* Dr. Hatari awesomefaces.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You are the worst brain. =3=

Miron:<font color="#000000">You are getting the right spirit, brother!

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Believe me. The last place you want to cause a noble-related fuss is Resca. You could end up pulling five nations in with one fireball.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Not looking for immortality, just to live as long as Talfeera.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;No fair.&quot; Tathi says, sticking her tongue out, before twitching her ring and turning Miron's hair green. &quot;So, out of curiousity, any oddities from other dimensions lurking around? Any natural gates?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Might as well be immortality, I'm pretty sure she can push 500. =w=;

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Assume water elementals at the very least.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">No, gnomes only livee around 250

TMG:<font color="#000000">*live

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Ooooo! Okay, last and final question... which churches are most prevalent in Resca?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">They can top 500 according to the PHB.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Gnomes reach adulthood at about age 40, and they live about 350 years, though some can live almost 500 years.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">35o

VAE:<font color="#000000">ninja'd

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But I digress.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas returns to simply watching the coastline in a bit of a stupor. &quot;...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Still, not immortality.

Miron:<font color="#000000">That said &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 11 + 8 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Knowledge (local) What do we know about Rescan Mace.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Just an extension.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">allright..

VAE:<font color="#000000">Like american copyright laws

VAE:<font color="#000000">It isn't perpetual

VAE:<font color="#000000">just extended every now and then

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">free nom to whoever can guess where all those questions came from. ;)

VAE:<font color="#000000">Fey Winds?

VAE:<font color="#000000">the gates one seems familiar

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Nope. :&gt;

RAM:<font color="#990000">No idea.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Looking for Group?

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Nope. :&gt;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You don't need to keep asking about Resca; as soon as you bloody stop we'll be in Resca. &gt;:E

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">That LoTR DnDfication comic?

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Nope! :&gt;

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;The standard Kellon pantheon, of course. There's a lot of Deep Sashelas worship as well, and Obad-Hai. Pelor is always popular, Olidamarra as well... Bahamut worship is most common among the draconic crowd, and there's a lot of Fharlanghn research.&quot;

Max:<font color="#000000">*worship

VAE:<font color="#000000">grr tough

Max:<font color="#000000">DM why'd you write research =3=

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">:&gt;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tat actually makes it more interesting

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Hint: Notice the fact Aelian asked so many.. but then Tathi asked so many more.

RAM:<font color="#990000">That doesn't help me in the slightest.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Me neither. ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">it sure isn't DMFA. Neither Exterminatus Now...

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">Order of the stick?

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Nope. :&gt;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Give up?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nevar!

VAE:<font color="#000000">by persistence, I shall prevail

* Dr. Hatari stares. =3=

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Just say it already. XP

Meany:<font color="#660033">Can we please move on with this?

GM:<font color="#000000">Onward?

Meany:<font color="#660033">=3=

GM:<font color="#000000">Onward.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Fine. :&gt;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yes, for fuck's sakes.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">It was their knowledge skills. XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahahha

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi has -all- of them.

VAE:<font color="#000000">AHAHAHHA

GM:<font color="#000000">Dawn of a New Day! Yondallon 17th! You arrive in Resca! Wooooo~ &#171; &#160;1d100 = 90&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

GM:<font color="#000000">....

GM:<font color="#000000">... during a thunderstorm.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">OOOOOO

VAE:<font color="#000000">you fucking got me there

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">^_^

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, fuck.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">D: Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;So about the weather in Resca..&quot; Tathi starts...

* Thomas Lazarus folds his hands into his robe sleeves. On the deck, he simply looks up at the storm clouds and allows the rain to hit his head in complete indifference. &quot;...&quot;

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well we'll definitely have to wait a day before meeting Salishea with weather like this,&quot; Max calls over the rain. &quot;I'd hate to see anyone try to sail or fly in this!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I bloody hope this thing doesn't capsize in the storm...&quot;

Railock whispers: I'm not coming in here right, it'll be some event at a dragons place that takes place sometime here?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Feels kind of invigorating. |3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom must be a storm person.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang stands with Thomas. He doesn't mind the rain.

You whisper to Railock: Right. It's... admitedly probably not going to be this session. ^^; I'm sorry. Definitely next.

* Thomas Lazarus nudges Miron with his elbow gently. &quot;Say, brother.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Have you ever been to Resca before?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Resca? No.. never wandered this far southwest.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I think I have some business at the Mace headquarters here before we get carried away shopping and visiting our great Aunts.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">also, LIA!

VAE:<font color="#000000">The knowledge roll

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I see.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Mace in Resca.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">GAH

* Liatai throws papers

VAE:<font color="#000000">19 on local

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl seems so serene in the storm. =3=

Liatai:<font color="#000000">MISSED IT

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'll just take a look around then.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">as in ,total result 19

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Enjoying the rain, the lightning, the wind.

Dragula the Deffbike:<font color="#990000">Ohey guys!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Understandable, brother.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;God I love this surface weather.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">|3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There is Mace in Resca. :B A fairly decently-sized branch. Usually deals with a lot. And I mean a LOT. Of pirates.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What, if I may ask?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">*nod*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well, it's nothing serious.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">So Resca is the Port Oriss of Akellon XD

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Mostly I want to get this gold converted to diamonds for emergencies, and I expect them to have supplies. Also..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I've been in this templar uniform long enough.&quot;

Railock whispers: well if it's not anytime soon afterall...Im gonna go cook dinner. if something does speed up, use the irc to ping me I can hear those pings

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm not a templar anymore. People will be midlead if they ever recognized it.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hah! Casting away the last remnants of the old Thomas?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus smiles a little. &quot;If you want to look at it that way, I guess.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt brefily glances in Thomas' direction for a split second before lookig away again and moving about the rainy deck.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, can't say I disapprove. You'll just match in body what you long ago became in spirit.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Honestly I just don't want a priest to see it and think I'm slacking off in my duties by walking with you all.&quot; He chuckles.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Templar are for temples, not adventuring.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You are mistaking them for chandeliers.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;The differences are fewer than you may think. It's why I joined the Guardians in the first place.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Those are for temples, not able-bodied folks.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I know well enough. It's half the reason why Mace exists.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Does the Cygnet pull into the port of Resca then? :3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:34 lagcheck just out of curiosity?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">:34

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:34 at :34, yay.

Stanley Selkirk:<font color="#000000">Luckily, your captain is skilled enough to navigate the storm, and at about midday, the shouts of the deck boss over the wind, directing the other sailors to docking positions, can be heard.

Stanley Selkirk:<font color="#000000">Welcome to Resca.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Poor Tharky.&quot; ^^;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know...haven't met any back home, but it's said that the old templars of Cuthbert had a few similar problems. &quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Voohoo! Ve're here!&quot; :D

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He shrugs. &quot;It's not a glamourous duty, like being a knight or a paladin. It's more like being a city guard. Except inside a church. I felt like a living decoration at times.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm glad I got out with you all. We've saved lives.&quot;

* Tharky can be heard reciting a story under his breath for most of the trip into the city... those who speak Draconic realize it's a story of a rough voyage at sea that ended with the ship back in safe harbor with no losses. You also gain a +2 bonus on saves versus fear and attack rolls, but eh. :P

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">{|3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;City guards have it harder than you'd think. After all, being an inquisitor, a big chunk of your day is spent on patrols, unless you have other assignments.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">And now.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">We leave this boat.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">FOREVER.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Goodbye, Elros.

Jack Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, here's your stop, adventurers.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Wait, are you coming? =3= *bricked*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;A lot of the first Mace inquisitors came from city guards of burned-down towns and cities.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus nods to the captain.

Jack Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;Safe travels to you, wherever you're going.&quot; :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Sorry for all the crazy bumps and stops. It was nice meeting you Mr. Selkirk.&quot; ^^;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Bai Jack!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Thank you for transporting us, Captain!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;BAI STANLEY!&quot;

Mateo Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;Bye!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=w=;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I have worked under some of them, when I joined. They were the folks of the world, and when joined with the men of spirit... &quot;

Stanley Selkirk:<font color="#000000">&quot;LATER ON!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed, thank you captain! It'll take some time for me to offload all of my equipment and parts of my devices, though.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus nods at Miron. :. &quot;Interesting.. so a lot of them were templars.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Goodbye, and safe waters!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Bai Matteo! Get hyuself a gun!&quot; :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That makes sense to me, in a way. I definitely understand.. getting anxious and wanting to do more, after a while.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;May the Cudgel bless you all.: Cob Oress:<font color="#000000">Thank Fharlanghn. They won't be destroying the galley anymore -- I mean. &quot;Safe travels.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Thank you, and goodbye.&quot; =3=

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes.. It was after the war.. I didn't join all that long after the Mace had been created.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Vworping to next map.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Wait -- =w=;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas departs for the city. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu gonna go say gootbye to Matteo, Terri?&quot; Nudge nudge.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Vworp to Elsewhere first.

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Oh!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">... He gives the tallest bard a reassuring shoulder-pat or two. ^^;;

Meany:<font color="#660033">Elsewhere is not on map list.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">In Resca.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There are two blocks of fog of war cleared, one has an Elsewhere in Resca label on it. ^^;

Shankfang the Deffrider: <font color="#990000">&quot;Giff him a kees on de cheek, Hy tink he'd like dat.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">I ony lsee one

VAE:<font color="#000000">ah

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Shankfang.&quot; =3=

* Terri scrambles up the rigging and hands Mateo a piece of paper before scrambling back down.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">0:3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I thought we were going to be group-vworped. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Quit being ornery. =3=

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;I gave him the Pearldust's address so we can write back an' forth.&quot; :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I'm not! I'm matchmaking!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Ornery =3=

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;See, brother. After the war, the whole Veld was in a horrible state. The Mace was at first an emergency grouping. See, back in the north, Saint Cuthbert is .. a bit more revered than down here.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Where now?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt rents a room at an inn, then spens some time transporting the complected, but unassembled pieces of his trucktrain from the ship to the inn room.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Either way, after what happened, the church just didn't have enough templars, with enough experience, to keep order. So, they started taking in men from the army, Watches from broken cities.. Paladins and clerics of other faiths... &quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Upon arriving in Resca, you can see that Max wasn't exaggerating when it came to the ecclectic nature of Resca's buildings. Ancient stone structures with looming tall staircases sit side by side with wooden buildings with large porches, arches and round buildings side by side with the old Kellon square ones.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hmmm.&quot; :. He listens as they walk along.

GM:<font color="#000000">And despite the lancing lightning and rain, it's a riot of color.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The first High Commander was just a high priest of Saint Cuthbert given emergency powers by the church. The Leaden Mace was more of an incidental thing than a relic.. they were a type of weapon which could be cast and made quite quickly.. and people began to recognise us by them. Well, us..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Goodness.&quot; He looks about. &quot;..It's quite different from home.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy like dis place! It's so...silly!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt is likewise fascinated by the exotic city. :.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Well! Time to see the sights Max suggested!

Tharky:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lodging would probably be wise to find first!&quot; Tharky calls over the storm.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;It's amazing what happens when cultures clash, isn't it?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Aye! Max, any suggestions?&quot;

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hopefully by then the storm will have cleared up. Depends how fancy you want to get!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Oh, actually deciding on lodging first? Well, say GNogglebolt moves all his parts to whereever we decide after we've decided. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy em goot vith de basics.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Anything is fine..&quot; ^^; &quot;I'm trying to save up.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;See...whatever's the reason, the emergency divisions, made in this way, proved to be far, far more successful than either the old templars or anyone else on their own.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well.. I suppose there's something to be said for mixed unit tactics.&quot; He muses.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;But well.. in those days, inquisitors died left and right either way.... &quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Any taverns that cater to adventurers?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl pinches the bridge of his nose.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;In the end, the then-High Commander decided to open up, and let anyone be able to apply regardless of faith, job or reputation, as long as they brought in useful skills.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Taverns. Joy.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That was still during the war.. wasn't it?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's when myself, and a lot of other folks from the armies joined up, ones that weren't quite well-ranked or trained enough before.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not quite... it was shortly afterwards.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;See, Thomas, the Charred Veld has its name for a reason.&quot;

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;There's a place called the Venerable Fox that's a Talespinner, but there are five Talespinners in Resca. The Silver Wand is a little less cozy, but it's still hospitable. Conbeor, the owner, is a retired thief, it's got some of the best security around. The Drunken Wyvern's on the coast, and has some great food, but the crowd's definitely an adventurer sort.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus nods. &quot;I'm passingly familiar with the history. Mostly from what I've heard from Tathi, admittedly.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Drunken Wyvern sounds good, then.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Over the first few years, we helped rebuild towns, and defend the people from all sorts of outlaws therein.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh nooooooo fatcaaat

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;ZEither way, we just need to pick something and be done with it, so we can actually start exploring the city!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Yes, let's head for the Drunken Wyvern.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Agreed.&quot; ^^;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;So, everyone good with that?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Agreed! Hy vant to go eksplorink!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron is too focused on talking.

Max:<font color="#000000">The Drunken Wyvern is a common inn, so you can pay accordingly if you want a room. :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas makes sure Miron keeps up. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">5 sp a room then? YAr.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">...

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">damnit...

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl doesn't look happy, but he goes.

* Ghostwish tugs on Hatari's sleeve.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Does gnogglebolt need to rent a second room to store all the parts of the trucktrain?

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">How much did we make again? XP

Max:<font color="#000000">By now, the storm's cleared up. And yes, I'd say he does.

* Meany slaps Ghostwish in the face.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Scroll up and check. ;P

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;(19986-6000)/9 = (19986 - 6000) / 9 = 1554&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Bitch that was at the start of the session!!!

Meany:<font color="#660033">No.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">right then, -10 sp

Meany:<font color="#660033">It was a few hours ago.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Like.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Three.

Meany:<font color="#660033">=3=

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;There's something to be said about poverty breeding crime... besides, given the.. smaller involvement of everyone else, regions of the Veld did become a place where all sorts of scum congregated, thinking they are safe from the law.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">.5 gp spent!

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">You on drugs.

Meany:<font color="#660033">You lazy. :P

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">After everyone settles into the inn, and Gnogglebolt gets his stuff moved into it, he heads around to everyone else.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Alright! So! What's the first sight we should check out?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Never mind the remains of the drow.. those spiderfuckers claimed quite a few of us, though we didn't stay in debt. That was why I joined, in fact.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Those 'three protectors' sounded interesting.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">yeah, I cannot find it. -.-

Meany:<font color="#660033">GM, will we know when Railock's char is coming in, or should we instigate it.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I just reposted it. =w=;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You will know.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">1554?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;(19986-6000)/9 = (19986 - 6000) / 9 = 1554&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">ah.

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fair enough, we can pass by them on the way to Rewyn Market if you like.&quot; :3

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;The Mace outpost is near the Three Protectors, if our inquisitors have business there.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Beg your pardon for a bit. I'm going to look for our base of operations here.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*picks up at Mace*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh! Very good then.&quot; :3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's a good thing to hear!.&quot;

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;A dose of history, a dose of practicality.&quot; :3

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;To the marketplace! I have a scroll to hunt down!&quot; :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I feel guilty carrying around everyone's money in non-diamond format.&quot; =w=;

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Just consider it our investments.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy em savink my money.&quot; :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'll do my best.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That money, it's like a casket. Everyone needs it, but noone wants to have it in plain sight.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Ironically I have &quot;Casket of 6000gp in diamonds&quot; on the inventory entry. :P ))

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Ugh, that is the UGLIEST token I have ever seen. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">What is?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Atleast he cropped it decently. &gt;:P

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt. :P

Tokens dropped onto map 'Resca - Coast and Market'TMG:<font color="#000000">which token?

lol:<font color="#7F00FF">lololoololol

Max:<font color="#000000">The Three Protectors aren't mapped out, so it'll have to be narrated. While the inquisitors take care of business, Max leads the rest of the group to... well. O_o They'll definitely be an easy landmark to spot and meet at. Three enormous stone statues, covered in arcane sigils, in positions of rest in the center of a giant stone circle. One is a tall armored man, another is fashioned after a stocky tribal woman, and the last is a coiled stone dragon.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">As much as i'm tempted to agree, I have made worse sketches.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Very good then.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Biiiiiii.&quot; O.O

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">*biiiiiiig

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt has a grand time admiring the statues (and also suggesting ways they could be 'upgraded')

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Wow.. you'd think dwarves made those..&quot;

Tharky:<font color="#000000">&quot;The legend goes that these three statues are three of many, buried about the countryside, to awaken in times of great calamity when the very existence of the city is at risk.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Cooooool.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">COOL LET'S SEE IF IT'S TRUE *throws fireballs around willy nilly*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas does much as he said he would while gone. He pays the Mace for the unique clerical supplies he has in mind, 6,000 gold pieces worth of diamonds. Luckily the Gods track inflation, and the spell always demands only the current market value in *smote* ow okay okay.

Tharky:<font color="#000000">&quot;The last time they were recorded awake was in the first century of the current age, when a titan awoke in the nearby sea and began destroying islands.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks up at Tharky skeptically (or is that smugly?). &quot;...So, how come they didn't help during this war I heard about where this city changed hands?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">But Tharky can tell that Gnogglebolt's just ribbing. He really is interested in the history.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron follows him there, but not much to do asides from asking about drow and such topics. Hard to think of other things if it's handled off-screen.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Knowledge checks to the event and these statues? :&gt;

Tharky:<font color="#000000">&quot;The existence of the city and the existence of the leadership are two different things.&quot; :3

Tharky:<font color="#000000">&quot;There are ancient dragons that don't compare to the destructive power of a titan on the loose.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">...Thomas, you are The Question. :U

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Mysterious. :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">Hup! There it goes.

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sad but true.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I wonder what will it take for the church of Pelor to realize the same thing those of the Cudgel did about a hundred years ago.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">um

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I'm going to assume Gnogglebolt isn't near Miron at this time. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">nothing

VAE:<font color="#000000">And he isn't

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron went with Thomas

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hence, the two are next to each other

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">What about the Tarrasque? :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">or Fiendwurm

Tharky:<font color="#000000">Titans have a higher CR than the tarrasque. =3= *brick'd*

VAE:<font color="#000000">or Chichimec, just for fun. Because I love the concept

VAE:<font color="#000000">fiendwurm doesn't, i think

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's the highest CR thing in the monster manuals, regular ones

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He frowns faintly at Miron, but doesn't react very much. &quot;The Pelorite temple and Pelor himself doesn't have the same agenda, brother. It's apples to oranges. They do their own duty, and it's no less needed.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Not too much longer, Tom returns to the site of the stone guardians. He holds up a chain with a small casket along the end. &quot;..Here they are.&quot; He drapes the heavy new 'necklace' chain around his neck and lets the chest dangle.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">wow, if tom gets any more bish, elros is gonna turn green.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;By the way, that robe fits like you were born with it on, brother? *grins*&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">OHGODTHEBRICK-

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He's also shed his old robe-plate. He currently just has a heavy overcoat on, with some glimpses of armor underneath.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh, by the way, is Thomas' new outfit -exacly- as shown in the token, or can you describe the features?

TMG:<font color="#000000">ah

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Bishes are bitches. I can break a demon in half with my hand.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nice coat.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hey Thomas, where'd you get that bling?

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Practical.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahah

VAE:<font color="#000000">Swallowtail will go head over heels for Tom

* Thomas Lazarus shrugs slightly. &quot;The hostel gave it to me. I didn't ask for anything in particular.&quot; ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">and Sszeyl dies of jealousy

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy like de new look. Very kool.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt raises an eyebrow at Thomas' new appearence, but doesn't comment. And after a little more admiring of the exceptional work of the three statues, the party moves on to the watery market? Unfortunately, Gnogglebolt knows he won't be able to go around at least half of it, the submerged part...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Anyways. I've got my purchasing done.&quot;

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Onward?&quot; :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Your token looks all funny...

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( How so? :. ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Onward.&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( It's not square. ))

RAM:<font color="#990000">Taller than it is wide.

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Despite being a square frame. ))

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Oh. That's because I unlocked it and made the frame fit the picture. ))

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 20 + 2 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Arch + Eng.. what can Miron glance about the statues?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Figured.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Actually +5

VAE:<font color="#000000">I forgot to add the +3 int bonus

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oooo

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also, fuck you, dice.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Where were you when I needed the 20s.

VAE:<font color="#000000">where?

GM:<font color="#000000">Yes! Gasp! We have an actual map again! :B

GM:<font color="#000000">South, VAE.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ohh.. aquatic races.&quot; :o

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I've never met a sea-person before.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">there's a Fishmonger there?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt is very bight-eyed and excited as they move through the market, curiously checking out every shiny thing they pass.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I expect him to be an arrogant, obnoxious fellow with a knack for storytelling

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And in this case, 'shiny' being basically everything.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">QUICK LET'S ASK ALL THE NPC'S LIFE STORIES&gt;

GM:<font color="#000000">Many fishmongers, as well of merchants of... just about anything you can think of. There are even tinkers selling their wares!

VAE:<font color="#000000">also, any info on the statue golems?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Oooh, Hy vonder if dey hef henny eksotic sea-fruit or sea-vegetables...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Any screams at the blatant drow walking around?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:O

GM:<font color="#000000">The statues, from their markings, are greater stone golems of some sort, at least.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Tinkers?! Where? :O

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">I found the traveler with his dog. Do I get a cookie?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron was just looking at them briefly, but he's a gnome and he rolled high

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Gnogglebolt! Hy see tinkers!&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Mmm. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Lots of eyecandy. ))

Miron:<font color="#000000">''Nice work... I wonder if it's gnomish maesters who helped with it. ''

* Thomas Lazarus looks all about. :3

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Oooo. Sea elves. Don't see their kind far inland much.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Imagine it. There's much, MUCH more to the market than this. :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You were right, Max.&quot; :D

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;This place is pretty impressive.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It feels like a whole different world from Lorellon.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It is indeed.&quot;

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well? Why not explore?&quot; :3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I didn't know those in the profession of crafting superior devices could be found out here! I didn't know such knowledge existed outside of mazio!&quot; Gnogglebolt checks out the tinker's stalls, fascinated.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is Resca. If can be found, can be found in Resca.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang does the same, glad to see a little piece of Mazio so far away from home.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 12 + 1 = 13&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187; Cha check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Looking for tattooed monks. =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm, and now

VAE:<font color="#000000">Either get something +int, +wis, or the choker?

TMG:<font color="#000000">Forget the choker. Miron doesn't need it. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">But it isn't long before he makes his way to the food stalls, looking for some exotic vegetarian foods.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Listen to Hatari if not me. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Why do you say so?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well, there are a lot of tattooed people.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Same reasons Hatari said earlier.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Morning!&quot; Tathi says to the mage. &quot;Do you sell scrolls here?&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Hee, I know where you got the Tattooed half-elf token from. :3

TMG:<font color="#000000">that tatooed half-elf...do I recognize that artwork--aha! Yes, it must be. xD

Flamboyant Mage:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do I? Ma'am, what kind of purveyor of magical wares do you take me for? I have scrolls from all over the country and seas beyond!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Besides, with how the situation is, bloody drow and all, it might be important

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well, I mean, if you really want to suddenly start using diplomacy or bluff or something, go for it I guess. But the neck slot contains tons of super-useful cool other items. ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">I.. dont know any of them

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Amulet of nat armor, health, periapt of wisdom.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Stuff like that.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ah, those. Well, health.. Miron has 18 Con.

RAM:<font color="#990000">The Punchline is Machismo!

TMG:<font color="#000000">Yeah, just get yourself a periapt of wis for better spellcastibng or something. :B

* Swallowtail sticks near Sszeyl for the most part.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">She smirks. &quot;One scroll of scrying then, please.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; Despite his obvious interest in the Rescan market, Thomas lingers back a while.

Flamboyant Mage:<font color="#000000">&quot;Here they are! Language preference? Arcane or divine?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Arcane, please!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He approaches Gnogglebolt when an opportunity presents itself.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Let me know when I can roll again. :3

* Thomas Lazarus frowns slightly while looking down.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">750 gold speant? :&gt;

Flamboyant Mage:<font color="#000000">Yep!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Is something the matter lately, Gnogglebolt?&quot; He asks sheepishly.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You've been acting in a way that makes me think I offended you somehow.&quot;

Flamboyant Mage:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do you have need of a focus, as well? We have a wide variety of scrying mirrors!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnoglebolt, who is in hyper-excited mode of running from shop to shop, blinks and looks up at Thomas.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hnh?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;If I did, I apologize.. I didn't mean to.&quot; {:3

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">YAY! &quot;Thank you so much, and that was what I was just about to ask. Do you have a sturdy one, fit for adventures?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nah, he's just about as prejudiced as Miron, except for much less reasons.

Flamboyant Mage:<font color="#000000">&quot;From the simple to the complex, the sturdy to the conversation piece, we have them! Take your pick.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Um. Er.&quot; Gnogglebolt looks around, then back up to Thomas. &quot;Ask me later. Explore now! Things to see! Things to do!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm, this is funny. so spells and effects do go from wis.

VAE:<font color="#000000">er, from int

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's just spells per day modified by int

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Mmmnn.&quot; He makes a sort of unsatisfied whining noise, but lets it go.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He walks off looking around, quite interested in the exotic market.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Though, as Gnogglebolt darts away from Thomas to the next shop, he might very vagely catch on the wnd; &quot; absolutely no one in the world has any proper sense of timing...&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi notes one with a sturdy, but light iron frame. It's a polished mirror, and looks to be the tough booger of the lot. &quot;Oh that one. I was worried they were all going to be gilded sillies..&quot;

Terri:<font color="#000000">You may also hear a loud squee from a certain dragongirl. &quot;KETHIE!!&quot; :D

* Thomas Lazarus glances over. :.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Wince!

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">Aelian looks over.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;(What's a Kethie? =w=;)&quot;

Terri:<font color="#000000">Glomp! ^.^

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hmm?&quot;

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;I told you.&quot; ^^

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt eventually catches up with Terri.

Green-Haired Priestess:<font color="#000000">&quot;You did. Look at you, you've gotten taller!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh, it's a person. |3

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yaaaaay Kethie Kethie Kethie!&quot; ^.^

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi pays for the mirror, and quickly puts it in her bag of holding. -1000 gp

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Well! Terri seems certainly very excited to see you, 'Kethie'! Must mean you're a really fun person!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ah, old friend Hy assume?&quot; Shankfang asks as he approaches the gathering group.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Max told us we'd be meeting you, and, well, nice to meet you!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;So this is the infamous Kethie, hrm?&quot;

* Terri is bouncing up and down hugging the priestess, who is wearing the same white star on a blue background that you have seen around the Toris family's necks.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">D'oh. I don't rememeber anything about a Kethie. {:3 I must not have been paying attention during Max's explanations. I was talking about mortality.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">DRAHGUN.

Kethie:<font color="#000000">&quot;And these are the adventurers, then? Hmph, you need to learn a little more subtlelty, Terri.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;You can go meet the dragon, if you wish to Swallowtail.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Good day.&quot; ^^

* Terri pouts. &quot;Hey!&quot; :\ &quot;I can be plenty subtle!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;I'm going to be around soon, if I can find anyone who can help me with this...little change.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Little change?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Hello there, Kethie. I'm Tathi and this is Aelian. We've only recently heard of you.&quot;

Kethie:<font color="#000000">&quot;... What are you all standing around for? I'd like to catch up with my cousins. There'll be time for adventurer talk later.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Heloo! Hy'm Shenkfang, de Deffrider! Pleased to meet hyu!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Wave wave wave!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:D

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Aw, she hates us already. WAY TO GO MIRON.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh! Of course, terribly sorry. Catch up with you later Max, Terri!&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus chuckles.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Yes.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt zips off to another stall.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hokay. Bai!&quot; Wave wave wave. :D

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi heads off, and then pauses next to the traveler. &quot;Ah ha, you again.&quot; She says, smirking.

Traveler:<font color="#000000">&quot;?&quot;

Dr. Hatari: <font color="#ff0000">(( I can has fatcat. ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;I recall stories of those that walk as I do, of them gaining magical power from images inscribed on them.&quot;

Dr. Hatari: <font color="#ff0000">(( Capricious lap conquerer. ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;It was how I first learned of The Four Beasts.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Oh, I think we've seen you and that dog of yours in practically every town we've stopped at. I bet you travel a lot.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:O

* Traveler nods, still looking confused.

* Thomas Lazarus pauses.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;I intend to become one such individual...provided I can make excellent first contact with a coven member.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh, Gnogglebolt.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ondervater market trip?!&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">uh...huh. I dn't recall ever seeing this traveler and dog on any map before. o.o

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Really? :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">They've been on every city map except Redtree. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">srsly???

TMG:<font color="#000000">Nope. :B Must not have been paying attention, though...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I think I see an Aureate Knight here, if you're curious about the coastal paladins.&quot; He points nonchalantly. :3

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">I've noticed em for like.. the past three. XD

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;If you don't mind me asking, who are you? It'd be nice to know someone who sees so much of the world.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt blinks and looks up at thomas again. &quot;Oh! Er, yes, was on my to-do list, thank you.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Doo dee doo. =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Le stroll.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy need to see if hennyone else vants to go, too!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Miron, Sszeyl, Svallowtail! Dey hef tours uf de ondervater market! Vanna go?&quot; :D

Traveler:<font color="#000000">&quot;Excuse me, would you mind talking a little slower?&quot; he says in an oddly thick voice. &quot;I am deaf.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Not yet. =3='

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;I have hunting to do.&quot;

Traveler's Dog:<font color="#000000">The dog looks up at you curiously.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;OH!&quot; Tathi says, eyes widening. &quot;So sorry!&quot; She says, and does repeat it, quite a bit slower.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom seems mostly mesmerized just looking around at the people. :O

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt heads around the market, and eventually winds up back around where Shankfang is, near one of the entrances to the underwater half of the market.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">eyepain

Tavia:<font color="#7F00FF">HI!! Iz you a puppy? Wag wag wag.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">stabbing eyepain

Traveler's Dog:<font color="#000000">Wag wag wag wag. :3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Go rest your eyes, man. &gt;.O

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">never1

VAE:<font color="#000000">ugh

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">They will obey me!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">D'ohhhh~ {:3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt is...indeed -very- curious about the underwater market, and knows this is likely a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, for him...

VAE:<font color="#000000">Either way, armour amulet would be useless as Miron has a Ring of protection, and I think those give the same sort of armour ,so no stacking

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I would have something to buy if I wasn't so responsible and had everyone pitch in for diamondssss~ {x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">intellect is a headband..

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">but he leerily glances at the stall that enables the tours with magic. &gt;.&gt;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Miron? Svallowtail? Hyu tvo vant to kome?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">And givne that Amulet of Thoughts is a lot more expensive...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The armor amulet is natural armor.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;You look a little conflicted there, Tom.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Its own type.

VAE:<font color="#000000">also, there are the bracers

* Liatai scrambles for a name for the traveler. XD

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He looks aside. &quot;Ah.. heh.&quot;

* Ghostwish wonders which random number generator the DM is gonna use...

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">:P

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">*name

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I had just planned on buying something while I was here. Don't have enough now. But the diamonds were a good cause.&quot; ^^;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Where to?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Anything from Miron or Swallowtail?

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;How much do you need?&quot; :P

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;At this point I'm just loitering like a dumb tourist. I don't mind looking like a fool though, I guess.&quot; |3

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;I -- okay.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Miron?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus waves a hand in the air and huff-laughs, &quot;I borrow money from you guys like every single time we get a windfall! I need to stop!&quot; ^^;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Where to? I .. wasn't quite listening.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;De ondervater tour!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Under..water? How?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Magic.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">Doo dee doo. :.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also, Kethie is totally Hatsune Miku

Traveler:<font color="#000000">&quot;I am Lenwood, this is Celia. We travel.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Plus thirty years or so maybe. :P

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vell, Miron?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Good now let's get rolling with that entire pre-typed lifestory I know you have- HOLY BRICKS-

* Liatai dusts off hands. =3=

Traveler:<font color="#000000">&quot;You are?&quot;

* Meany builds a brick house on top of Ghostwish.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why not,&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let's go!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And nevermind you're taking Miorn with you 'll just get the next tour &gt;.&gt; Gnogglebolt zips off to another stall without missing a stride!

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Nice to meet you, Lenwood, and Celia, I'm Tathi and this is Aelian. We're part of an adventuring party called the Vigilant Guardians.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nonsense! Besides I have no idea what to buy.&quot; =w=

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Now let's see if hennyone else vants to kome!&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">FATCAN NO CAN EAT HEADPHONES DX

* Thomas Lazarus laughs.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well~&quot; ^^;;;;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;TOMAS, ED!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;If you really don't mind.. then..&quot; !

* Thomas Lazarus looks aside. &quot;What's up?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ondervater market tour! Vanna kome?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">His smile fades fast. &quot;...&quot; He shakes his head. ^^;;;;;;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Hmm.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Dare I hope I've had long enough to roll again? =3=

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah, you can roll again. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Come ,Thomas...this does sound interesting.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm wearing a hundred pounds of steel, Shankfang. I don't wanna go into any bodies of water, magic or no.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 13 + 1 = 14&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187; Cha check!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You guys have fun.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&gt;:[

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ed?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... ahh, why not. It's worth experiencing. How much do you need, Tom?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:3

* Thomas Lazarus rubs the back of his neck. Busted in front of the group, even. |3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Now to find Gnogglebolt, Tathi and Aelian!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;About fifty platinum. I'll pay you back. I always have, so far.&quot; ^^;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I wouldn't either, normally..&quot;

Traveler:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nice to meet you.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Here you go.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;GNOGGLEBOLT!&quot; :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Thanks, Ed. You're a pal.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt jumps and looks up at Shankfang.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">My poor spending habits have been reinforced again.. {|3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ondervater tour! Vanna kome? Svallowtail, Ed und Miron are komink too!&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">We all have our vices. =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I need to remember this lesson if I ever have kids. The dangers of spoiling. *bricked*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh! Er, I'm good! Still looking around things up here, so much to see! I'll take the next tour.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hokay!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">She smiles, and nods. &quot;Well, hopefully we'll meet plenty more times, Lenwood. Have a good day now!&quot; She says, waving and walking off.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Goddamn, it's like Shankfang's on crack!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Not gonna look around, Sszeyl?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;I am. I'm asking around for a certain group.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I was just about to go trying to find a ki-focus item, like your belt.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Having no luck at all.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">VROOM. :P

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I see. I can try to help, if you don't mind me being filled in.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Those who, like me, are hermits most of the time and fight unarmed.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">What are you two doing. XD

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">XD

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Ghost is being a troll.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">'The group is a cabal of such individuals who enscribe images into their skin for magical gain.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Yes. :&gt;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Meanwhile, Tathi and Aelian resort to Mario Karts, Resca map.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;TADDI, AELIAN!&quot; 

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">VRRRRRR-vrrrRRRRNNN HONK HONK

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He raises his brows and nods.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Ack! Yes Shankfang?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">That was right in your sensitive elven ear, by the way.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm, so now

Aelian:<font color="#7F00FF">Where did this green shell come from- *Brick'D*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well... I don't know anything about any tattoed martial artists, I'm afraid.&quot;

Quick Fishmonger:<font color="#000000">You know you can pick up all kinds of turtle shells from my shop -- *brick'd*

VAE:<font color="#000000">Either blow everything Miron has on +3 bracers of armour

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;But, well. I did atleast see one fellow with some really intricate tattoes.&quot;

Quick Fishmonger:<font color="#000000">Curse you, DM! I was ninja'd!

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">XD!!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ondervater tour! Vanna kome?&quot; :D

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Yes, I saw him too. But I am rather unwilling to bother elf-kin unless I am certain.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">or get +1 dex item for 1k, and the greater choker for 6k

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I could ask him like a fool on your behalf if you're worried about saving face.&quot; |3

VAE:<font color="#000000">leaving 2k gold, just about

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;I

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Well, Ghost?

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Absolutely!&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Get the bracers then, they'd be pretty awesome.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;I'm worried about him having the Dragon image.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:D

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;And thus being able to breathe fire.&quot;

Tathi: <font color="#7f00ff">(( sorry, was grabbing that skyrim song. XD ))

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Follow me!&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Since Miron's favorite tactic is 'force-palming', having better AC to srvive melee is a very good idea

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tech, I find your constant assertions, very ,very suspect.

TMG:<font color="#000000">*survive

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;A little fire breath never hurt anybody!&quot; |D

VAE:<font color="#000000">But yeah, it would make sense. Especially since given the price

VAE:<font color="#000000">the choker, he might be able to get later.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hi hi hi vater lady! Ve hef a group for an ondervater tour!&quot; :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Oh fine. =3=&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Let's do it together.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;So you can use your magic to sew my limbs back on.&quot;

Aquatic Woman:<font color="#000000">&quot;Heehee~! Well, you've come to the right place! Do you have your own magic, or would you like a spell?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus grins and heads off to the tattoed elf.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Umm, Taddi, Miron, do eidder uf hyu hef henny magic for dis?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well, there's a secret reason, too, Miron would look mighty silly with a choker.

VAE:<font color="#000000">He has a cuthbertine cross on his neck already

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">*snnnrk*

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Sorry, but my magic deals in explosions and revelations. Travel's not my strong suit.. though.. I should really consider picking up a scroll of teleport while I am here.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I wonder.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">How many elf-kin that I just passed.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Had a double-take.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">=3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Hey.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Underwater breathing.. no, not really.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">quit goading the mob, meany. :P

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You don't often find inquisitors needing to scour riverbeds ^^;&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You've got a top-knot and a kitten and an obvious Inquisitor with you.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You're about as un-Drow-like as they come.

Casual Guard:<font color="#000000">Luckily, you have those three factors and the fact that most of the resident elves are aquatic in nature working in your favor.

VAE:<font color="#000000">haha

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I'm not sure whether to thank you, or charlie-horse you.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Nope, none uf us know de schpells. Do hyu, perchance, hef henny schpecial group rates?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">|D

VAE:<font color="#000000">they might consider him someone who shapeshifted into a drow for the lulz

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I'll do both.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Ow |D

Aquatic Woman:<font color="#000000">&quot;How many breathing individuals are in your group?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Thanks. *charlie-horse*

VAE:<font color="#000000">2659+6451

Aquatic Woman:<font color="#000000">&quot;Including animals.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;....Okay.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;2659+6451 = 2659 + 6451 = 9110&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

* Thomas Lazarus chuckles. &quot;No need to be anxious. I can ask if you'd like.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Umm...eight!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;No, nine!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just let the rat drown, or give him mouth to mouth, Tathi.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;I'm not. I'm trying to remember how terrifying being in Zilvudar's presence was.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It will come out cheaper.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Forgot Kor.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;So that this looks trivial by comparison.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=w=; &quot;Okay.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Well, I was going to leave the animals here, but since Miron offered to pay for them, I guess they're coming to.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;He could just be a regular guy with tattoes, of course.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">*too

Aquatic Woman:<font color="#000000">&quot;For an hour's worth of water breathing for all of you, it would come to 270 gold pieces, and the guide's fee is an additional gold piece.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Probably. =3= What to ask, I wonder.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Um.. that comes to ... 30 per man?&quot;

Aquatic Woman:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you're willing to spend less time underwater, the spell's cost could be lowered.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Also, given he's elf-kin and we're not hiding our voices, he's probably heard us by now.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Let's go.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Even if that's so, the artist might be local and able to give you a better lead.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Yah, 30 each!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yes, I also thought that.&quot; =w=;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Howdy.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus hailing palm. |3

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Hailing kitten.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sigh.. I'm almost as bad as brother Thomas, aren't I?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Thirty gp paid! And an extra one for the guide!

Vuz:<font color="#660033"> BOW BEFORE ME.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;*Sigh*.. I'm almost as bad as brother Thomas, aren't I?&quot;

Tattooed Half-Elf:<font color="#000000">The two elven individuals look up at you... very strangely. Like they're not quite sure what to make of you both. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">That's normal.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Back at ya.

Miron:<font color="#000000">*counts out 3 platinum pieces from what Thomas paid him back.*

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Ed and Swallowtail both pay their 3 platinum.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi turns around, setting Kor on Tavia. &quot;Allright you two. Don't make too much of a ruckus. And that goes triple for you, Kor.'

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">WENCH.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;I couldn't help but notice your tattoos, and wished to inquire into them. =3= Oh, that's a terrible opening line. Should I have introduced myself first?&quot; The second half is directed at Thomas playfully. :v

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang is practically bouncing on his toes in excitement. :D

Vuz:<font color="#660033">Oh, Kor~

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi and Aelian pay their 30 gpz.

Vuz:<font color="#660033">You can always come play.

Vuz:<font color="#660033"> With me.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Nahh, it's probably fine.&quot; |3

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">Evil cat! I'm on 80 pounds of cat killing machine here!

Tattooed Half-Elf:<font color="#000000">&quot;What about them?&quot;

Vuz:<font color="#660033">Bring it, lardzilla.

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">And hey, where are you-

Tavia:<font color="#7F00FF">BONZAAAIII!!

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">OH SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL-

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Oh, Hy guess de pets hain't komink.&quot;

Tavia:<font color="#7F00FF">*SPLASH!*

Aquatic Woman:<font color="#000000">&quot;And there we are! Choose your guide, and then we'll put the spell on you. You're in for a treat!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Oh of course not. Can you imagine how any one of them would smell after being wet? Miron's going to be bad enough as is..&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Heloo! Vich vun uf hyu vants to be our guide?&quot; :3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Shut up, Tathi. Everyone knows wood elves only wash when the rain falls.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Well, I happen to be a collector of such art.&quot; The drow shakes back a sleeve to show his hand-tattoo. &quot;And was wondering if perchance, yours were of the magical sort, given their near-luminecence.&quot;

Aquatic Elf Boy:<font color="#000000">All four of the children raise their hands. Seems it's not going to be that easy. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">That young sorcerer is shota bait.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">And I cannot tell if it's a boy or a girl.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tht young sorcerer is totally Kaito

Tattooed Half-Elf:<font color="#000000">&quot;They are,&quot; he replies shortly.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hmm, tough choice. Vich uf hyu iz de nevest?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Do I need to keep an eye on you for other reasons?

VAE:<font color="#000000">if it's the same one I think you are talking of

Liatai:<font color="#000000">If it was a girl I'd label it a sorceress. :B

Tavia:<font color="#7F00FF">There's a big puppy happily swimming in the water.. with what looks like a half-drowned rat holding on for dear life.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Well this is going smoothly.

Kor:<font color="#7F00FF">ACCURSED INFERNAL HELL-SPAWNED FOUR-LEGGED THING OF DAMNATION-

Tavia:<font color="#7F00FF">Heeee, I'm all wet.

Sszeyl whispers: &quot;I can just tell this one is going to be snippy.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'm pleased with it!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Well? Which is the newest?

Sszeyl whispers: &quot;How's your day been, so far?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Hrm. Shall we put it to a test, Shank?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;I was wondering if you could share the name of the artist, or perhaps the power itself.&quot; Dare I risk Diplomacy? =3=

Aquatic Elf Boy:<font color="#000000">&quot;Avashtana is,&quot; the boy says, pointing to the sea elf girl.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vat do hyu suggest, Taddi?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Maybe we should try more words first.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">She smirks, and points at the puppy in the water. &quot;Who can tell me what kind of dog that is?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">My mod is only +3 anyway. =3=

Young Sorcerer:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's not a fair question. The others can't walk on land long, if at all.&quot; :\

* Thomas Lazarus smirks a bit and interjects, &quot;My friend here was just telling me of a particular order of tattoed martial artists he has been attempting to learn more of.&quot; |3

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Well, I don't exactly know many aquatic questions...&quot; ^^;;;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy vas gonna say Avashtana, because she's de nevest vun. Hy vanna get her zum eksperience!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Cut straigt to the chase why don't you.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We were only curious if you might have some insights regarding that. If not, beg your pardon.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">How dare you call yourself a goof. =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Hey, it works most of the time. |D

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Well, allright. Let's let the young one learn then.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Avashtana it iz!&quot; Shankfang gives the girl a big, toothy grin.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I could have said, 'are you a tattoed monk?'

Tattooed Half-Elf:<font color="#000000">The half-elven one raises an eyebrow. &quot;... Is that all? Why didn't you say so in the first place?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus shrugs. {|3

Sea Elf Girl:<font color="#000000">:D !

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">What an honest person.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:3

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;By the way?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hmm?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Frankly? Bad experiences with asking simple things of elf-kin.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;It's a cooshee. An elven hound. And those two are still puppies.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;It tends to result in someone being set on fire.&quot; =3=

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hokay, let's magic it up, den!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;She was just an extremist.&quot; =w=;

Aquatic Woman:<font color="#000000">&quot;Okay!&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">VAE, I'm stealing your thought.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Elven or any other, bitches stay bitches.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">what thought?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm sorry. I can only imagine that we've cultivated that exact look in the tattoed elf by this point.

Aquatic Woman:<font color="#000000">&quot;Kaito's going to check you for magic before you go in, just to make sure it took.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And he is now looking at us like we're some incredibly dangerous retards.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Poor Rai. Not in the game yet because of us. :C

VAE:<font color="#000000">AHAHAHAHA

VAE:<font color="#000000">AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Miron! Language! Dere's children around!&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">I thought Rail's character would have entered already. I'm still wondering what the heck his entry scene -is-, if it hasn't happened yet. :B

Priestess of Deep Sashelas:<font color="#000000">The priestess standing nearby gestures and chants, and a bit of a chill sweeps over you. She glances to the young sorcerer, who looks at you keenly, then nods.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">... I totally forgot about him. =w=;;;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hokay, ve're goot to go!&quot;

Avashtana:<font color="#000000">&quot;Follow me, please!&quot;

Railock:<font color="#000000">I've been told it's a scene that doesnt have a map

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">See Sszeyl, he's looking at us with those aqua blue eyes. :&gt;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You can bloody tell me that when they'll wipe the floor with yourass like with a dirty rag. &quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You'll know. You'll see the dragon.

Avashtana:<font color="#000000">&quot;Are you coming?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Miron?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;When their growth spurt hits, they'll be four times larger.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Please keep that in mind the next time I say gnome.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Miron! Language!&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Man this feels weird,&quot; Ed says underwater.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Annnd she wades into the water.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The next time you say gnome I will say a few things neither of you will like. &quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Taddi, schtop goadink him!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Keep that in mind, too.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Aaaahahah free, I'm FREE! If only for a few minutes!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Suffer my burden Shankfang~ *bricked!!!*

Amadre:<font color="#7F00FF">Hi! :&gt;

* Thomas Lazarus glances down -- then double-takes.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ve're here to hef fun! Please, for de luv uf Garl, put you mutual hete for each odder avay for chust an hour!&quot;

Amadre:<font color="#7F00FF">:D

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well what're you doing here by yourself?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus pets Amadre.

Amadre:<font color="#7F00FF">Wag wag wag. ^_^

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Perhaps you are right...&quot;

Vuz:<font color="#660033">Pounce!

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">OH GODS.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Don't get lost now. Resca is big.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">BREATH OF FIRE ALERT. XD

Vuz:<font color="#660033">Lick lick lick. :9

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ooooh, preeeettyyyyy...&quot;

Amadre:<font color="#7F00FF">Eek! hi kitty! ^_^

VAE:<font color="#000000">where's everyone

VAE:<font color="#000000">ah

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Wow.. now this is like another world entirely.&quot;

Avashtana:<font color="#000000">&quot;Welcome to the other half of the Rewyn Market. Most of the merchants here speak Aquan, so if you need a translator, please tell me, and I will be happy to do so.&quot; :3

* Dr. Hatari checks out the underwater map. :O

RAM:<font color="#990000">It reminds me of SCUBA Diving...

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Bloody hell... &quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">i spy dragon.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hokay, tenk hyu! Hy only know Kommon, Auran, Orceesh und Gnomeesh.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;That's it. I'm picking up the elemental languages.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I don't know aquan, either.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;And.. my, is that a dragon over there? It looks so... small.&quot;

Avashtana:<font color="#000000">The water is comfortably warm, despite the chill in the air above the surface, and if you thought the market on the surface was colorful...

Meany:<font color="#660033">GM is pulled in fifty directions.

Meany:<font color="#660033">:V

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy tink Hy see veggies over dere...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hell... who'd have said you can even have a market in such a place... I'd have thought their iron wares would rust..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well, great then! Ohhh, also, I'm in the market for ahh..&quot; He pauses and frowns. &quot;..Gosh what do we call these..&quot; He points to Sszeyl's belt. &quot;Ki-foci? Training items of the nine sublime schools?&quot; ^^;;; &quot;I'm trying to find an Ironheart vest like my sister used to train with.&quot;

Avashtana:<font color="#000000">There are stalls stacked on top of each other, even, and merchants on all levels between the surface and the seafloor.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;I'll help you look in a sec.&quot; Waiting for the guy to respond over here.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;They don't have many iron wares down here.. it's a completely different trade down here..&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor indeed looks across the stalls.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Which will be a while, given other developments.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I knoooow~

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm, would they have +3 braces of armour anywhere about?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'm just excited, parrying will be awesome.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">They would. :3 Now, question. Does Miron wear other armor?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Armor bonuses from Bracers of Armor and regular armor don't stack.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yes, actually.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Right

VAE:<font color="#000000">Which is why.. *headdesk*

VAE:<font color="#000000">There's a flaw in the whole plan

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">liatai keeps reminding me I need to add more animals in my maps. XD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

TMG:<font color="#000000">...yeah. That's why Hatari suggested the -amulet- of NATURAl armor, danman. :B

* VAE thought they were of the same type as the ring of protection

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tht turned out to be not the case

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Silly miron. Those silly bracers are for silly casters, like silly me.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Like I silly know, because bloody Vladim had those.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Heloo, miss aqvatic elf! Hy see hyu hef veggies here!&quot; Wave wave wave! :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">I thought they were deflection, see

VAE:<font color="#000000">*slumps*

Tattooed Half-Elf:<font color="#000000">&quot;And a student of the Sublime Way. Will wonders never cease.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Naw. It's a weird bonus. BRACERS GIVE YOU ARMOR. What.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Dabbler.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">And this is why I hate picking spells, items and whatever else

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh hey, he knows! |3 !

VAE:<font color="#000000">I always tend to have a gaping hole in reasoning

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi peruses the wares.. anything particularly shiny? :&gt;

Avashtana:<font color="#000000">The young aquatic elf translates. &quot;Yes, though they're unlike any you would find on the surface.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The Murlock is selling some nice MMMURRUGGHRHGLLRLRHG*BRICKED*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;May Hy try a sample?&quot; :3

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Excuse me sir, how much for the MMMRRRGGGLLLEMRRGGGLEEMRRRGGLLLE? :P

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We're so catching waterborne diseases for this.

Mermaid:<font color="#000000">There are a heck of a lot of shiny things. Pearls, sea glass, gems, abalone shells...

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Is it as contagious as the boiling blood?

Aquatic Elf Maiden:<font color="#000000">The aquatic elf nods upon translation.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Amulet of natural armour would be expensive as hell. That said, there's another region fo stuff to look at

VAE:<font color="#000000">druidic spell scrolls

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang smiles and tries a bite of one of the tasty looking veggies.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Those could be harder to 'buy' outside Eberron. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But who knows.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">This, as far as markets are concerned, is the Sharn of Akellon. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">also, when the hell did it get to be 3:39 AM

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Buy a reincarnate scroll.

TMG:<font color="#000000">well then, save up for the amulet or something. You just said so yourself that you have problems with pikcing spells and items like this, so you might as well just take Hatari's advice and get something he suggested. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Troll Sam.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">except the city goes down instead of up? :P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Pretty much! :P

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Mmmmm!&quot; Vegetarian heaven!

Tokens dropped onto map 'Resca - Coast and Market'Clint:<font color="#7F00FF">WHAT THE HELL IS THIS.

Clint:<font color="#7F00FF">I AM SO CONFUSED.

Clint:<font color="#7F00FF">AND- oooo! Shiny!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's whatever. Picking gear for traditional full-casters like that is usually a big pain.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Typical bard.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">=3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tech. I do have a problem like this, but I do manage somehow.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">If I may make a suggestion..

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Like 60% of Renee's budget went into just scrolls. There will always be those.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">picking gear for clerics and their bastard children is even harder.

* Edaric seems to boggle at the fishmen selling fish.

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's what i'm thinking of

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">them's a whole nother full caster full melee full fuckall.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Scha right, I can never have enough gold.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Whatever druidic spells that seem useful

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I've got a million things I wanna buy that would be useful! :P

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Delicious!&quot; Hrm, how are costs calculated for foodstuffs?

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Tathi eyes a particularly pretty pearl. &quot;How much for that?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Have you seen my shameless borrowing?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ehn, just pay for it like it was trail rations. :B

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">How could we not? That damn drow won't shut up about it. :P

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Successful trolling underwater: VAE:<font color="#000000">and if anything..

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm, Lia

VAE:<font color="#000000">how much would a +3 dex item cost?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Normal costs seem to only go up by 2

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">9000gp total.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The formula they use is enhancement bonus squared x 1000.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">1. Buy soup gear. 2. Buy fruits and vegetables. 3. Chop them, put them in soup gear. 4. Go underwater. 5. Sell 'soup.' 6. ??? 7. Profit.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">MAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFF

VAE:<font color="#000000">well, there you have it. That'd raise his AC by 2 like the amulet of natural armour, except be useful in other ways, too

VAE:<font color="#000000">also.. i wasn't sure if it's bonus squared, or 2 to the power of bonus

VAE:<font color="#000000">since from +2 -&gt; 4k and +4 -&gt; 16 k

Avashtana:<font color="#000000">&quot;One hundred gold pieces,&quot; the young elf translates.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Nah, it's just squared. For most items, really. Follows mostly the same rule. Except weapons.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm, what sort of items was dex-enhancing?

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Sold!&quot; Tathi says, handing over the gold.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">They're bonus squared, then multiplied by two, then 1000.

VAE:<font color="#000000">was it belt, amulet of what?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Gloves, traditionally.

VAE:<font color="#000000">righto

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Belts and tunics are also apparently legal choices.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Okay, then.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ahahaha

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Four days worth of veggies get! -2 gp!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron with Dominate Animal

Tattooed Half-Elf:<font color="#000000">&quot;The vests are sold about the market. You can try the clothier over there. As for local monks of the same tradition I hold. Have you been to the Silver Wand?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Dog troubles are over

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Can we please get back on track? =3=;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;!&quot; :3

* Thomas Lazarus bows.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;The whonow? =3=&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Hmm...well, assuming the actual maerkets are obviously much bigger than the given map and that the underwater group has explored a good distance already, Gnogglebolt heads over to the underwater tour start again. He hangs back a bit, still anxious about the whole thing.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Now...

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Thank you for sharing that much information, though.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">It's magic...but....the experience!

VAE:<font color="#000000">hah!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Druid version of scrying is level 4

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Cheater!

Meany:<font color="#660033">Get a scrying shard.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Avashtana, vere kan Hy find zumddink for my fiance?&quot; :3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">After mulling it over for a few minutes, Gnogglebolt finally makes up his mind.

VAE:<font color="#000000">now that's where it could get interesting.

Tattooed Half-Elf:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's a local inn. Every Sei, a group of us gather there.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Druids only need a puddle. =3=

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Tinkers don't get anywhere by not trying the newest crazy idea.

Meany:<font color="#660033">A natural puddle.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Not very mobile.

Avashtana:<font color="#000000">&quot;What does she like?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Cheater? for one time, Miron would be using his class properly, like a baws.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas browses the magical wares for a while.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He approaches the tourguide-stall. &quot;Hello there! I would, ah, like to explore the underwater half of the market!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Thank you. :3&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'll vent some pressure off of Scrambling!Lia and say he just buys the vest. I know its cost and effects. =w=

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">And once again.

VAE:<font color="#000000">actually,

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">The two mace members.

VAE:<font color="#000000">what'd such a scroll cost?

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Leave the dragonhost.

Aquatic Woman:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hee! Very good, sir! Do you have your own water breathing magic, or do you require a spell?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Alone. =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yes.

VAE:<font color="#000000">they are as incompetent as it goes

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You're just standing down there I'm like fifty feet away. =3=

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Hello, Madame.&quot; =3=

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I, er, do require a spell, yes.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;She's a Gnome sorceress. She likes schiny tinks, but noddink really ekstravagant. She also likes kute tinks, kalls me schnugglebear.&quot;

Kethie:<font color="#000000">&quot;So. You're the one. Shorter than I expected.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;I get that a lot.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas briefly sheds his overcoat and slips on his new vest. Fancy!

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know, we can help with that.&quot; :3

* Thomas Lazarus puts his coat back on.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Thomas fights.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Like a sir.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I would also like a guide and translator, too!&quot; Gnogglebolt says, looking at the sign in the stall posting the services and their costs.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Okay what the hell

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Shower theme from Psycho

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Why are you in my playlist

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;We can cover the magic, ma'am.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">What

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I don't even

TMG:<font color="#000000">!! Oh! Max and terri just came up behind Gnogglebolt. :o

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt seems to be doing a lot of jumping today. People keep sneaking up on him!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh! Hello again, Max and Terri!&quot;

Aquatic Woman:<font color="#000000">&quot;Very well.&quot; :3 &quot;A guide's service comes to a gold piece, then.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:47 lagcheck?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">:47

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( :47 ))

TMG:<font color="#000000">Lialagcheck at :47

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:47 at :47, yay.

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hi!&quot; :D

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( WOOLICIOUS. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm, what woudl a scroll of druidic scrying cost?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;25*7*4 = 25 * 7 * 4 = 700&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( 1,000,000. ))

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;Here, Gnogglebolt, this potion will cover your waterbreathing. Terri and I are set.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!

RAM:<font color="#990000">*Crushes Scouter*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">{:3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah! Most generous of you, thank you!&quot; Gnogglebolt takes the potion, though he doesn't drink it right that second.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">... I guess it won't work until tomorrow.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh well.&quot; He adjusts his clothes and walks back after a while.

Avashtana:<font color="#000000">&quot;Uhm... there are lots of shiny things about, and magical things as well if you would prefer that.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;...If you wish to talk, perhaps we should move away from these kindly people's stall? They have induldged enough of my madness today, I'm afraid.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, and er, I can leave my backpack and other effects with you, right? Many of the things I carry aren't waterproof...&quot; Gnogglebolt says to the stall manager. And he does, indeed, have a comically oversized backpack on himself overstuffed with all kinds of things.

Kethie:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not more than an assessment, and keeping an eye on you until the inquisitor returns.&quot;

Kethie:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good day, sir.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ma'am.&quot;

Aquatic Woman:<font color="#000000">&quot;Of course.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy don' tink Hy hef enough munnies for hennyddink magical, but zumddink schiny vould be perfeck, as long as it hain't too posh. She hes a simpler taste.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;...You're astonishingly polite for your parentage. =3=&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus raises his brows. &quot;...?'

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">agggh, stupid afks. why do you sneak up on me so?

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Max lead me to believe you and your...I'm sorry, I forget her exact relation to you. Salishea, would be raging harridans.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt removes his backpack, tool-bandolier, weapons, and his leather armor, storing all with the stallperson, leaving him in plain clothes, and he holds up the potion Max gave hi. &quot;Well! I suppose I'm ready.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Amadre's outrageous brohawk is ruffled fondly.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">|3

Amadre:<font color="#7F00FF">MAH HAIR IS AWSUM.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Vuz, save yourself.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I'm about to be moidered.

Amadre:<font color="#7F00FF">Oh hello new person! What do you smell like?

Vuz:<font color="#660033">Bounce.

Avashtana:<font color="#000000">Give me a price range, and gem or art object, and I'll give you some items. :3

Vuz:<font color="#660033">Bounce.

* Thomas Lazarus catches a kitten. =w=;

Kethie:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmph. Speaking of Grandmother. I've told Max where and when to meet tomorrow morning for the trip to her lair, and for the shark-hunting.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Up to 300 gp, and...let's go art object, methinks.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ahhh yes. All the more important, that, now that I'm completely flat broke. Again.&quot; =w=;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;The hunting is to be done so early?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;The lovebirds in our group will be grouchy~&quot;

Aquatic Woman:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just pick your guide, and off you go!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Tch.&quot; =w=; &quot;Revenge.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, pick...my guide?&quot; Gnogglebolt looks down at the three children of the waves. (they all excitedly raise their hands like they did before for the others?)

Amadre:<font color="#7F00FF">Sniff sniff sniff..

Mergirl:<font color="#000000">Yep!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm, Lia

VAE:<font color="#000000">Would dominate animal work on companions?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And all three children are just so adorable to Gnogglebolt. &quot;Oh..oh goodness gracious, how can I ever pick between any of you&quot; ^^; &quot;Ah...one moment, I have an idea.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">because if yes, then I SO see miron getting it to get back on Tathi :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">as an aside

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well. http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/dominateAnimal.htm

VAE:<font color="#000000">I know

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">According to this it's specifically needing to be an &quot;animal&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">it says nothing, thing is

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I assume most companions/familiars are magical beasts.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And what's an animal companion - plant?

Mermatron:<font color="#000000">Small Vial of Perfume (80 gp), Carved Steel Staff (130 gp), Shell Talisman (60 gp), Shark Leather Boots with Brass Buckles (10 gp), Shark Leather Boots with Gold Buckles (100 gp), Painted Glass Miniature (of a Ship) (40 gp), Pewter Chime (70 gp), Pewter Scroll Case (80 gp)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The same reason Kan can't use Animal Growth on Frisk.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I see

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Actually, that was fixed in errata.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Animal companions are animals, familiars are magical beasts.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh. Nevermind then. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">Good enoguh then

VAE:<font color="#000000">So, scrolls

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He reaches for his pack that he took off and pulls a small length of copper wire out of it, which he then uses a tool to snip into three equal lengths and show the three pieces to the kids. &quot;I'll snip one to be shorter than the other two and hide it behind my hands. Whoever draws the short one is the guide for this tour.&quot; :3 He then turns around to face away from the three children, ssnips one of the three wiers, then closes his fist around all three, pushing them so they all extend the same length away from his hand. He then turns around and holds his hand out for the three children to pick the copper wires from (rolling a 1d3, going from left to right: &#171; &#160;1d3 = 1&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;).

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">pity you can't get it or cast it. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">i can

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I believe our business with the Lady Salishea ought to take priority, of course. Perhaps after that, though, we'll look for this silver wand, eh?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Archivists can learn druidic spells

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Aye.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Indeed.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Also, Thomas.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">So, what miron looks for, in terms of druidic spells

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">CoDzilla. XD

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang looks over the various wares, and his eyes light up at the talisman.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Looks like you're my guide!&quot; Gnogglebolt says to the aquatic elf boy.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;In...reflection, I realize my words to you back after the Lundy incident were unclear.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus raises a brow and falls silent.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;You will face many trials. Do not let yourself become dark. Do not get sidetracked with the injustices of the world; do not become angry and bitter. And, when the time comes, let go.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">His expression says, 'Wait... what words?'

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dat! Dat's perfeck!&quot; -60 gp, shell talisman get!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;That is the clarification upon 'do not forget that you are kind.'&quot;

Aquatic Elf Boy:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll do my best, sir. My name is Kerithlan, and I'm happy to translate for you at any time.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus blinks once. &quot;... Eh?&quot; |D

TMG:<font color="#000000">...thank you, Sszeyl, for saying what Gnogglebolt's been trying to say this whole time. :D

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Have I been becoming that way?&quot; {|3

Kerithlan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Please follow me whenever you're ready.&quot; :3

Young Sorcerer:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wait... sir, ma'am, you don't have water breathing magic.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;You...have tones of it. Which is why I felt the need to clarify.&quot;

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's okay.&quot;

Max:<font color="#000000">&quot;You can say we're naturals.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus furrows his brow and looks down. He cradles his chin a moment.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; ... Really?&quot;

Young Sorcerer:<font color="#000000">&quot;... I see.&quot; &gt;.&gt;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt unstoppers the potion, takes a moment to down it, then slides into the water in his plainclothes, following the aquatic elf boy.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;It is something many would do well to hear.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Miron, Gnogglebolt...others...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I.. didn't notice.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Kerithlan! Right, he said is name, missed that.

Terri:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hi everybody!&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus looks Sszeyl in the eye and frowns, a bit anxiously.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:D

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Are you sure..?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hi!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Level 0 - know direction Level 1 - pass without trace, Speak with animals Level 2 - Splinterbolt (from Spell Compendium) Level 3 - Dominate Animal Level 4 - Scrying (druidic)

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Anyway, assuming the rest of the group is in another section of the underwatermarket entirely

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Swimming glomp hugged!

* Terri paddles around. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Anyone mind calculating costs?

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;I have needed to be reminded myself of it.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Or...not. Despite what I said earlier. :/

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The costs should be 25 * caster level * spell level.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Orisons count as 1/2, not 0.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">wow.. extreme deja vu..

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I..&quot; He rubs his chin some more. :I

VAE:<font color="#000000">well, given it's for learning ,caster level would be lower bound

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'll meditate on that. Thank you Sszeyl.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">why so, Ghost?

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&quot;Hey! Welcome you all!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">ebolt: Hmm...well, assuming the actual maerkets are obviously much bigger than the given map and that the underwater group has explored a good distance already, Gnogglebolt heads over to the underwater tour start again. He hangs back a bit, still anxious about the whole thing.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">dunno.. felt like we've done this before..

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Perhaps I haven't noticed yet afterall. I'll do some introspection.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Of course. As a hermit, it is easy for me to do all of those things.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Repost of my line way before. But, oh well.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl seems miffed by his own words.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Terri, you know have an excited Half-Orc attatched to you.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;You are welcome.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Enjoy that.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt....is at first breathtaken by going into such a colorful underwater world for the first time. nd not just because he's literally breathing water now.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And now

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">In fact, he's so mezmerized by the sights he totally forgets that bit, and just idly floats in the water.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I am afraid I have to withdraw soon. I am blinking and tipping over.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Need sleep.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Ta. :x

TMG:<font color="#000000">Seems we're almost done here, anyway. :B

Meany:<font color="#660033">Go sleep.

GM:<font color="#000000">Yeah, I'm kind of fading myself. ^^; Shall we nom?

* RAM injects Herr Doktor with crack.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Noooms

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">holy -shit- I lost track of time. o.o

* RAM also injects Lia with crack.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Yeah.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">NOMS! Tom - Fkin' elven pride!

Meany:<font color="#660033">We do that.

VAE:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;25*(1/2*1 + 2*1*1 + 1*2*3 + 1*3*5 + 1*4*7) = 25 * (1 / 2 * 1 + 2 * 1 * 1 + 1 * 2 * 3 + 1 * 3 * 5 + 1 * 4 * 7) = 1287.5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Miron - NIGHTMAREZ

VAE:<font color="#000000">That should be the cost

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Those were the ones I had saved.. now let's see..

VAE:<font color="#000000">also

Meany:<font color="#660033">Thomas: MAKE OVERRRRRRR.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Seconding Makeover. XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">can you take 10 on spellcraft checks for learning?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Sszeyl: I see you have tattoos. I also have tattoos.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Swallowtail: &gt;8|

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tathi: The Most Interesting Familiar In The World.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">After he gets his bearings, Gnogglebolt swims over to Kerithlan, and points down one particular avenue of the market that he'd like to explore first, which incidentally takes them away from Miron's vicinity. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">What? Kor? Interesting? XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">Seconding tathi for fatrat strikes again

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">More like...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">entertaining. :BB

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">comedic relief? :P

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And, ah, leaving that off there, and noms now. :U

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">which is what I was aiming for. XD

Meany:<font color="#660033">Gnogglebolt for &quot;Disregard dragons. Acquire technology.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">XD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Seconded

VAE:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;2629.5-1287.5 = 2629.5 - 1287.5 = 1342.0&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">lololololol

VAE:<font color="#000000">Seconded, that

TMG:<font color="#000000">I nom Sszeyl for what I just said a few minutes ago, finding the right words that GNogglebolt's been looking for to say to Thomas this whole time. |3

TMG:<font color="#000000">wait, what?

Meany:<font color="#660033">I shamelessly stole them from tvtropes.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Tathi: &quot;Are there any nobles I need to worry about?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">Because they fit.

VAE:<font color="#000000">tha again

VAE:<font color="#000000">nobles

TMG:<font color="#000000">'disregard dragons, acquire technology'? When did this happen? O.o

VAE:<font color="#000000">tathi and nobles

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Edaric and Shankfang for fucking Japanese manners. &quot;No no no, after you. :3&quot; &quot;No please, you should be cured.&quot; &quot;Oh no, I am not worthy, you please.&quot;

* Liatai has purrcat holding down foot.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Gnogglebolt ignoring the dragon rps, and fiddlng with his device.

Meany:<font color="#660033">=3=

Meany:<font color="#660033">Seconded.

TMG:<font color="#000000">....-ignoring-? He was participating! D: But, I suppose if I get a nom out of it, whatever. -3-

Meany:<font color="#660033">I saw no participation. :V

TMG:<font color="#000000">(also, from where on tvtropes did you shamelessly steal those words, meany? I'm curious now. :. ) And other noms...hmm...

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">awwwww.. do I not get anything for chasing down the repeating map NPC and religiously beating a name out of him? :P

RAM:<font color="#990000">Can I dual-nom myself and Thomas for &quot;Introspective and philosophical moment on the mortality of various races&quot;?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Miron for, suddenly, Mace history! TO THE EXCLUSION OF ALL ELSE.

Meany:<font color="#660033">http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/Pedestal

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD

Meany:<font color="#660033">Arc Words.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I second the nom that includes me because I am great. :V *bricked*

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD

Meany:<font color="#660033">Seconded dual nom.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Also.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Seriously, Talking about the Mace is a way that you can get Miron speaking for hours

Meany:<font color="#660033">I nom Swallowtail and Shankfang.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That and beers.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yes

VAE:<font color="#000000">Anyways Lia

VAE:<font color="#000000">can one take 10 on spellcraft when elarning?

Meany:<font color="#660033">For &quot;But he's so Tanish!&quot; &quot;I know! But you must.&quot; &quot;I can't!&quot; &quot;You must!&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Brother I found this ancient beer glass with the Mace insignia on it.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">*shot*

Meany:<font color="#660033">*shot so many times

Meany:<font color="#660033">*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Miron proceeds to talk for four years.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Seconding dual nom.

VAE:<font color="#000000">because lynx wonders if he can just scribe all down, or he can AHHAHAHAHA

VAE:<font color="#000000">Seriously

VAE:<font color="#000000">you got me lolling behind computer

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You can't take 10, sadly.

TMG:<font color="#000000">...darn, I just can't think of many noms for this session...

Meany:<font color="#660033">I do that.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Let's see hmmm~

VAE:<font color="#000000">aThat's what Calrach was!!

TMG:<font color="#000000">At least, none that haven't already been covered.

VAE:<font color="#000000">fine

Meany:<font color="#660033">Hmm.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Anything for spearheading the underwater tour?

TMG:<font color="#000000">Danman; you mean Cole? :B

Meany:<font color="#660033">Tathi for Scry-get.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Cole, ywa

Meany:<font color="#660033">Miron for Scry-get.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Seconded!

RAM:<font color="#990000">Both!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nor quite yet

* Meany spritzes VAE with water.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Rolling for learning, jsut so i can stuff them in spellbook

Meany:<font color="#660033">Don't turn down noms! &gt;:V

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Honestly, it's good you two are both getting Scry. Cuz..

VAE:<font color="#000000">When did I turn noms down?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'm only gonna have one 5th level spell slot.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean..

VAE:<font color="#000000">I need to

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 12 + 18 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Scrying

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">And one of the PHB2 spells? Yeah it's meteor punch. I'm sorry.

Miron:<font color="#000000">and there it is

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You're never getting rezzed.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 10 + 18 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Dominate animal

Meany:<font color="#660033">Why...does my tea. Taste how a horse smells. =3=;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 14 + 18 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Splinterbolt

Meany:<font color="#660033">Horse is one of those things you never forget the smell of.

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Oooo, can I roll for Scrying now, DM? :&gt;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 15 + 18 = 33&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Speak with Animals

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Like discetion frogs.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 10 + 18 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Pass without trace

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 2 + 18 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; know direction or what was it

VAE:<font color="#000000">all learned LIKE A BAWS

Meany:<font color="#660033">=3=

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 19 + 14 = 33&#160; <font color="#7F00FF">&#187; spellcraft! -5 if its necromancy or illusion, +2 if it's evocation!

TMG:<font color="#000000">...are those all spellcraft checks to learn spells?

VAE:<font color="#000000">yes

Tathi:<font color="#7F00FF">Woot.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Can't you only do that once per day? &gt;.&gt;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The frogs were not as bad as the fetal pigs.

VAE:<font color="#000000">beause he got scrolls

RAM:<font color="#990000">Oh god, now I can't help but picture Miron kneeling over a puddle in the middle of the road to scry.

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's for future, in a way

Meany:<font color="#660033">...OH GOD THE MEMORIES.

Meany:<font color="#660033">I had successfully repressed the pigsmell.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I don't care when liatai allows me to bring them in

Meany:<font color="#660033">=3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">i want to bloody have them noted down

VAE:<font color="#000000">because the last time I didn't do this

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">*snrk*

VAE:<font color="#000000">there's about six spells Miron hasn't learned

VAE:<font color="#000000">because I forgot about it after initial session

Meany:<font color="#660033">Now lessee.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Ed for scarf mummy.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Swallowtail for ninja hide.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Thomas for &quot;I will cure you and you will like it!&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">Shankfang for le pettingz.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sszeyl again for head-stand.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Not what you thought it meant.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I REJECT YOUR REALITY.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN.

GM:<font color="#000000">Heh... you guys have just about buried me in noms. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">QUICK MORE NOMS

RAM:<font color="#990000">This was a very rollplay heavy session!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">SUFFAARRR

GM:<font color="#000000">Any more? I'll probably give them out at the beginning of next session as a recap. :B

Meany:<font color="#660033">*brickhouses Ghost*

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Nomming Edaric for healer dodge!!!

RAM:<font color="#990000">Er, roleplay.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Actually

TMG:<font color="#000000">And I could hardly think of any myself. This felt like a session where not much actually happened. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Not roleplay heavy

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Nomming Terri for I AM SO SUBTLE *at the top of her lungs*

TMG:<font color="#000000">'Parrently everyone else thinks different. :B

* VAE was half the time, busy messing with books

Meany:<font color="#660033">I'm in no danfger of leveling.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Unlike Tom.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well.

Meany:<font color="#660033">So I'm good. =3=

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Atleast we finally got off the god damn Cygnet. =w=;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XP

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">No offense DM. :P

RAM:<font color="#990000">5900 until level right now. So, yeah. No chance of leveling here, either.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">HEY GUYZ LET'Z GET BACK ON DA BOAT

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But I'm thrilled to be in a world of new experiences and faces now.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I mean.

Meany:<font color="#660033">&quot;IT FEELS LIKE WE'VE BEEN ON THIS BOAT FOR MONTHS.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">If you think about it..

VAE:<font color="#000000">As an aside

RAM:<font color="#990000">GET TO DA CHOPPA!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The trip on the Cygnet was supposed to be, what, 15 days one-way?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Druidic scrying, with a puddle, feels a lot more like Miron, actually

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We doubled that in real-time travel. =w=;

Meany:<font color="#660033">=3=

Meany:<font color="#660033">And what have we learned from this, children.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Two words: VAE:<font color="#000000">Akellon awesome

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">We had an interesting ruling concerning the druidic scry in cold war. Wonder how Liatai will handle it..

Meany:<font color="#660033"> Greater. Teleport.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hurry up? :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">oh?

VAE:<font color="#000000">what was the ruling?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">*snrk*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Actually, 18-21 days, but point taken. :B

* RAM was thinking Greater Teleport.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">It had to be a standing, naturally formed body of water. Buuuuut a druid can make such things with shape earth and create water. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">what level is shape earth?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Create water, he has

Meany:<font color="#660033">55.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">I... forget actually..

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">High.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Renee can't cast it yet.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Soften Earth and Stone is level 2, though.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's on her to-get list.

Meany:<font color="#660033">&quot;Make a sinkhole!&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">Suddenly the entire city collapses.

VAE:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;25*3*2 = 25 * 3 * 2 = 150&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Fine

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Or atleast &quot;move earth&quot; is.

Meany:<font color="#660033">The Sun cast &quot;Move Earth!&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Make stone into clay. Have Frisk dig pit. Fill with water. Scry. ???? Profit? :B

Meany:<font color="#660033">But it failed!

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">XD!

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">It's all natural. *organic'd*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You know.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">Actually

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You can cast some basic spells through a scrying. And more through a greater scrying.

VAE:<font color="#000000">you can fill just about any pit

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You should cast that..

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And then mage-hand shatter other people's scrying foci.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And trollface.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Remote flaming sphere.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Technically...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Problem, wizards?&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">People are part of nature.

Meany:<font color="#660033">&quot;Make whole, biatch. =3=&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">YOUR OWN LOGIC.

Meany:<font color="#660033">USED AGAINST YOU.

RAM:<font color="#990000">And thus, if they dig a hole and fill it with water, it's been made naturally.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;:O

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Campaign saved. :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I think the important distinction

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Is that it has to be a pain in the ass.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Wait what about noms :O

Meany:<font color="#660033">Begining of next session.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'll give out noms as part of the recap next session. :3

RAM:<font color="#990000">Beginning of next session, remember?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Too many to sort through now. XD

Meany:<font color="#660033">Jynx!

Meany:<font color="#660033">You owe me a soda!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I thought you meant then also in addition to now!

TMG:<font color="#000000">hatari; lia already said noms for beginning of next--double ninja'd.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I'll fight you for it.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I NEED VINDICATION

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND BRO.

* Meany brofists with RAM.

Meany:<font color="#660033">BRO-FORCE POWERS, GO. &gt;:O

VAE:<font color="#000000">Meh,

RAM:<font color="#990000">Broforce oh yeah.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I will sort out the softening next session

Meany:<font color="#660033">....

Meany:<font color="#660033">My mind went to terrible places reading that.

VAE:<font color="#000000">As an aside

Meany:<font color="#660033">Terrible, terrible places.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">What you could do is just bottle a pool of naturally formed water. =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">I fail to see why the water reservoir can't be dug by hand

VAE:<font color="#000000">and filled with water with creating it

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Kind of weird how I just brought up how it's done in cold war, and suddenly, akellon brew too. XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Okay, folks, let's take it back to IRC. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">IMeh

Meany:<font color="#660033">iMeth.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Because apparently that's not &quot;natural&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">The new designer drug.

* VAE don't see how

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Hey!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">DROODS

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Liatai!

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">When're we going to have the next merge of worlds? :&gt;

VAE:<font color="#000000">whatever. There's enough water bodies around

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Roondar's head would explode if there was a whole gaggle of dragons in Boss Lady's chambers. XP

* VAE hopes never

Meany:<font color="#660033">Cast scrying on the ocean.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

Meany:<font color="#660033">Make super-large movie.

Meany:<font color="#660033">=3=

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Meany, that's what druids call 'wide-screen'. :P

RAM:<font color="#990000">Has to be standing water.

* VAE has a workable explanation for filler park

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Okiedokie. Saving campaign..

<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

VAE:<font color="#000000">So, you will process noms next week?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Use Earth to project movie

VAE:<font color="#000000">And i'll equip Miron then

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Saving log..

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Play Blues Brothers

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">???

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Profit

RAM:<font color="#990000">Deuces!

<font color="#0000ff">RAM is disconnected.

<font color="#0000ff">VAE is disconnected.

Ghostwish:<font color="#7F00FF">Annnd shutting down. See you crazies next week!

<font color="#0000ff">Ghostwish is disconnected.

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