Session 74

VAE has connected.

Dr. Hatari has connected.

RAM has connected.

Meany has connected.

Dorf Aias has connected.

<font color="#0000ff">TMG has connected.

</i><font color="#0000ff">Ghostwish has connected.

</i><font color="#0000ff">Railock has connected.

</i>Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You need to get to the config and neuter it.

* VAE mroweth

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hallo!

Meany:<font color="#330000">&quot;This game is brought to you in 67D.&quot;

Railock:<font color="#000000">hey lia!

Meany:<font color="#330000">&quot;More dimensions than your brain can understand.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">LIA!

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">YAY! Liatai!

* RAM glomps and nuzzles!

Meany:<font color="#330000">YoLiaz~

TMG:<font color="#000000">Also; yes, I am only playing a hero. I'm only playing a hero same way you, and ram, and everyone else is only playing a villain. I don't expect anyone to change for me, nor am I going to witch myself. if that means we can't play together, oh well. In truth, I expected that. I'm just thankful I was pointed to it since it's now FtP, I've always wanted to give it a shot.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">My shift key on one side of the keyboard is stuck &gt;:E

VAE:<font color="#000000">wait who are you speaking to?

VAE:<font color="#000000">and what game?

TMG:<font color="#000000">ANd lastly, when reading the new user guide, it seems there are &quot;character slots&quot; that I have, and as an FtP, I only have two. A character slot is a character tied to a server.

TMG:<font color="#000000">And apparently, once I plop one down, it can't be changed.

VAE:<font color="#000000">what game is now FtP

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">City of Heroes/Villains

Liatai:<font color="#000000">City of Heroes/Villains

VAE:<font color="#000000">ooh

TMG:<font color="#000000">So I -was- going to try it this morning, but with that kind of irrevocable and very limited resource commitment, I backed out until I could get the lowdown on all the servers.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Oh no!

Meany:<font color="#330000">Sticky keys!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Why does Gamal have a green box? :B

Meany:<font color="#330000">St. Patty's day.

VAE:<font color="#000000">because he's greenie

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well, I can help you with that.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The only two actually populated servers are Freedom and Virtue.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Virtue has RPers, Freedom is general.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">There you go. :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">I noticed. Those two had &quot;medium loads&quot; while everything else was &quot;light load&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">I gravitated towards a light load one first, naturally, before I realized the slots thing.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Anyway!

RAM:<font color="#990000">I don't even remember which server I went to first.

TMG:<font color="#000000">No more talky abotu this. Now is time to synch with Akellon!

VAE:<font color="#000000">which map?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also, lynx had a fun day today

RAM:<font color="#990000">Oh, infinity.

GM:<font color="#000000">Resca for now, my feline friend.

RAM:<font color="#990000">That's the one.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Got drafted into helping our department's folks at today's science fair

GM:<font color="#000000">Give me a bit more time to settle in. :3

TMG:<font color="#000000">hatari; also it shouldn't surprise you tat the first server I clicked was &quot;Guardian&quot; :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well, I still have two additional slots from old account privs.

TMG:<font color="#000000">danman; oh, wow! Yesterday, -my- college had a science fair, too! :o

VAE:<font color="#000000">Spent most of the day troubleshooting people's hovercrafts, like most of us, packing stuff up.. got a tshirt, free lunch, leftovers, and nicked eight high quality pencils from the fuckloads there were and a roll of tape

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So just let me know where you guys wanna rendezvous and play. :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">Liatai; I've heard rumors we may be expecting Liamom audience. o.o

Meany:<font color="#330000">:O

TMG:<font color="#000000">Confirm? :U

* Meany quickly throws bleach on RAM.

* Meany quickly throws bleach on Ghostwish.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Whyfor bleach?

* RAM now has bleached fur!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">If she's awake, she may audience. She's pretty tired, though, so she's probably going to take a nap instead. ^^; Might pop in later, depending on how she feels.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Cooooool.

* Meany quickly throws bleach on self.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Awwww. Rest well, Liamom!

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">I might pick up CoX too..

* RAM gets his dirty jokes ready.

Railock:<font color="#000000">is it free to play?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Yes.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The more the merrier. I've been wanting people to play with. :B

Railock:<font color="#000000">what can you not do as a freet o play?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hee..

VAE:<font color="#000000">I might pick it up to

VAE:<font color="#000000">*too

RAM:<font color="#990000">Umm...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Use the auction house.

GM:<font color="#000000">Right then, let's see... where the heck did we leave off last time.

VAE:<font color="#000000">depending

VAE:<font color="#000000">how well is it known to work in linux?

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">I believe we had just accepted a mission from big silly dragon.

Railock:<font color="#000000">though..I just got notice I'm allowed into the guild wars 2 beta when it still needs an NDA to get in..can't split play time too much

TMG:<font color="#000000">(and darn, cuz it would have been cool for Liamom to be around, especially for the beginnin, have a small scene planned before we leave the cave that would have been a -perfect- establishing character moment from Liamom's perspective of the game...)

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Also, she kinda skipped over Tathi's question.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That's about it. They have some other things, like custume pieces and classes and crafting. But for the most part, those weren't immediately available in full retail until you hit a certain level and unlock quest anyways.

* TMG rereads end of last session log

VAE:<font color="#000000">What map?

GM:<font color="#000000">Resca, as said, my feline friend.

VAE:<font color="#000000">well..

TMG:<font color="#000000">Danman; Resca, she already said

VAE:<font color="#000000">I see tokens nowhere

Meany:<font color="#330000">Map Explorer. :V

VAE:<font color="#000000">nah, just zoomout

VAE:<font color="#000000">found it

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Frig, Tangled Web isn't letting me log in. One moment.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ah yes. Gnogglebolt was giving Storytime to Gamal. :U

TMG:<font color="#000000">Railock; you remember it right? (if not, I think a log's up on the wiki...) Gnogglebolt basically gave the formation of the group and what their style/goals are in a nutshell.

Railock:<font color="#000000">yes

Railock:<font color="#000000">and hatari saying he'd heard it a million times or soemthing hehe

VAE:<font color="#000000">In a nutshell

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Anyone want to throw a character question up for warmup while i wrestle with TangledWeb?

VAE:<font color="#000000">because the party's nuts

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yep

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Sure!

Railock:<font color="#000000">I put forth the thought...that if the characters weren't nuts...they wouldn't be adventurers

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Adventuring is oft described as a suicidal job. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well..most of them aren't

TMG:<font color="#000000">You make a difficutl point to refute, rail. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron is a witchhunter, Thomas was a templar and now is one too, Sszeyl is doing it as a side-job

VAE:<font color="#000000">Besides, there's the subtle point of rolling in piles of money

GM:<font color="#000000">Today be St. Pattie's Day, aye?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It always amuses me how that's never a PC's motivation.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Aye!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Not really, never

GM:<font color="#000000">... today's question is boring. :B

Railock:<font color="#000000">yes. if you want me to nix the green halo I can

GM:<font color="#000000">And we've done it before.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Is it? Oh, no wonder there's a 'lucky leprechaun' promo for CoH. :B

Meany:<font color="#330000">Ahem.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Red dragons, spike traps, beholders, acid, giants, divine wrath, tombs, undead, assassins...

GM:<font color="#000000">So!

RAM:<font color="#990000">D: Meany:<font color="#330000">Barbarus.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Whenever I stick Vladim somewhere, that *is* his motivation

Meany:<font color="#330000">He be in it for the lootz.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">.. sorry, couldn't hear you over how suicidal it is. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">Monets.

VAE:<font color="#000000">*Moneys

Meany:<font color="#330000">No no.

Meany:<font color="#330000">An army of composers is far worse.

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;What's the luckiest thing that ever happened to your character?&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">LET'S TAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF THE MM.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">OH HERE'S ONE.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">'Tarrasque'.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Need you ask?

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Unpetrifying my boyfriend to be?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#330000">Or was he a painter? &gt;.&gt;

Meany:<font color="#330000">I can't recall.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Well for one, I wasn't put to death quite when I expected to be.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#330000">Well, this one time, in band camp....

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Ditto, although with her father looming on the horizen it's kind of up in the air- OW! Quit hitting me!&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">When rescued by the Guardians seconds from being sacrificed. Is not hard to pinpoint. All else pales in comparison.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">...

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Luckiest thing... probably the fact i'm still alive after all those years..&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus assumes nyoro~n face. {:3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I dunno, really..&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">since mine is pure background....&quot;When he survived a sandstorm without proper shelter.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Luckiest thing....I suppose growing up with the parents I had is pretty up there They taught me everything I knew when I arrived in Akellon, and it served me well.

* Thomas Lazarus is not characterized by &quot;Good&quot; luck. :P

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Easy. Stopping to help that little kid in Mazio.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;That's what drew my fiance's interest in the first place.&quot; :3

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Being unpetrified is up there. As is catching that invisible bird Briarclaw. So's being free to wander with friends. So's meeting Aelian all those years ago. So's... eh, I consider myself a pretty lucky guy all around. =3=

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Maybe the fact that I got drafted into the Mace.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Says he who rolls many natural 1s in combat. :P

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Hey D: Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Derp bard lololololol

Meany:<font color="#330000">It could be worse.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Now if the question were unluckiest thing, then we'd talk. =3=

GM:<font color="#000000">That actually is in here.

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;What's the worst stroke of fortune your character's ever had?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">oh dang. hey, Liatai, can you look at your DM calendar notes for a second?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">that's definatly more likely to get a response

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Heh.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Like Thomas can talk.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">He didn't die.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I don't really want to think about all those. =w=;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Hey! Thomas! I found your luck. :P

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">I am with Thomas. =w=;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;The fire when I was 8. 'Nuff said.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well... what happened to Kemmer probably doesn't count as good luck.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Hmm.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Let's see.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">There was the time I was almost sold as a slave.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">But instead was thrown into an evil heirarchy.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">So yeah.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">=w=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I could have stopped you from dying. I had prepared for it and everything.. but..

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Getting caught by those goblins. =w=;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Though...when I think of it... The fiasco with Altonor... and many other fuckups..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#FF0000">SHADOWY ILLUMINATION D: Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">No! not the illumination!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Let's see... homeland burned to the ground, father killed, brother killed, hit on by nobles left and right, almost been arrested many, many times, boyfriend got killed, oh, and now i have to put up with Miron's annoying attitude left and right.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Anything to add, Swallowtail and Thomas? :3&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Quit being a whiner, it's not a competition. Elves. =3= *flame'd*

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Well, there was the time I physically struck you with a dragon.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The question is more like, when do I not have bad luck&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">*blows smoke off finger* :&gt;

* Sszeyl picks up Max and throws him at Tathi. =3=

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi... *my* annoying attitude?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Here it comes.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Ladies, ladies.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Failed mission, sold in underground human trafficking market, unspeakable things happened, was about to be sacrificed to dark gods because necromancers were highest bidder, far from home and would likely return in disgrace, if returned at all, due to failed mission. =w=

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Can we save it for when the cameras are rolling?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">...well, I -would- answer unlikiest thing that's happened, but that would just put everything in a bad mood. So I won't say it.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Kicked in the head by a camel, Fiance killed in battle, parents burned alive...&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">*whistles* &quot;A challenger appears..&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Liatai; do you have your DM calendar notes? I have a question

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Spit it out, man. :P

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Between you being a stuck up cow, gnogglebolt a saboteur, and your tagalong pretty boy. my manners sort of fade into the background&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh, okay.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Man, we have a lot of tragic backstories here. =3=;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Except Thomas.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">tragic drives people insane. insane = adventurer material

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I thought it was an adventuring requirement?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">thomas? his sister was tomiko.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Wait.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Counting from the day -after- Gnogglebolt finished the trucktrain (which itself was a day after leaving Thalinde), and counting the present day, how many days have passed?

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Barbarus has no tragic past.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Has it been six?

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">=w=

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yondallon 13th was the day after leaving Thalinde... what's today. &gt;:9

VAE:<font color="#000000">grr

VAE:<font color="#000000">lynx is leaving tomorrow

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yondallon 18th. So 5 days.

TMG:<font color="#000000">this is why I asked if you had your calendar notes ready, lia. :B Also; darn. -one- day short.

VAE:<font color="#000000">his mother came about, unannounced and is already pissing him pff

* VAE is seriously pondering just quitting as he can't even think about character questions properly

GM:<font color="#000000">Let's get this show on the road, hmm --

GM:<font color="#000000">OH CRUD.

GM:<font color="#000000">MY TOKEN'S NOT GREEN.

VAE:<font color="#000000">what happen?

TMG:<font color="#000000">Unless...--oh?

VAE:<font color="#000000">So it isn't

TMG:<font color="#000000">...oh. xD

VAE:<font color="#000000">Meh

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Mine is green! :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">So yeah

* RAM pinches Lia for not having a green token!

VAE:<font color="#000000">this might be a chance for Liatainess to steer Miron along, and learn the ropes if matters won't improve in the following minutes

GM:<font color="#000000">Here we are, that's fixed.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">GM, when did you start making such incredible coffee?!?!?

GM:<font color="#000000">Where were we? The party had just spoken with Salishea... but does anyone remember what their dragon-given mission is?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I do!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Kill dem pirates!

TMG:<font color="#000000">Liatai, a rules question. You're very faimilar with Complete Adventurer, right? I looked through the expanded skills section. under Craft, it mentions how since the time to complete an object is the DC times the check result, one can voluntarily raise the DC by +10 to finish the item faster. Are you allowing that?

GM:<font color="#000000">Not quite, Tathi. =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Actually it was take down their anti-dragon cloak. :P

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Yeah!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">.. doesn't that have the same result?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">But we're gonna kill them in the process, of course.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Of course, Tech. That's in the PHB.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Yes, I remember. Go to Saurosha Island, find the Sahuagin Queen, disable its wards. Optional: disable the crew.

GM:<font color="#000000">Sounds about right. Now, Salishea did say where the ward is likely to be coming from. Do you remember?

TMG:<font color="#000000">Liatai; ooh, alrighty.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((wisdom-10)/2) = 19 + floor((13 - 10) / 2) = 20&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; wisdom check!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">^^;

GM:<font color="#000000">Does &quot;spiritbound vessel&quot; ring any bells, Tathi?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Ah yes. The ship has an outsider spirit bound to the vessel, likely granting the ship its supernatural powers

GM:<font color="#000000">Cookie for Gnogglebolt.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Right! Break the eberron stuff! :&gt;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And anyway, I am going to retroactively craft dem Extra-Tangling Nets by the day, with voluntarily increased DC.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">we need a banish! heh

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">How fortunate. I have improved banish.

GM:<font color="#000000">And the DM is going to grab some tea, so commence starting RPs whenever you like. :3

* Thomas Lazarus brandishes sword. *_*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;That was..a a most interesting story.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">5 days, including present day. 1st day. Normal DC for ETN is 20, voluntarily increasing to 30. Taking 10 on the craft, Craft (tech device) 10+20=20. Multiplying result for progress by silver pieces; &#171; &#160;30*30 = 30 * 30 = 900&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;This sounds to be primarily a stealthy, delicate mission.. So.. I'll leave most of it to Aelian and Swallowtail.&quot; Tathi says, smirking.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;So...Hy get to schoot tinks?&quot; :3

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Oh lovely. Hollar if I need anything demolished then?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">converting silver to gold, subtracting from ETN market price. 900 -&gt; 90, &#171; &#160;170-90 = 170 - 90 = 80&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;You can just point, if that works.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Repeating process exactly identically for the remaining 4 days. 2 extra-tangling nets would be completed, one is in-progress with 80gp to go.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Adding to inventory.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy like schootink tinks...&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And now getting IC for Gamal.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt smiles. &quot;I'm glad you think so. but yes. That's our group, how we came to be.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;it's been quite life-altering, I'll tell you that.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Yes, but unless we intend to kill all of the pirates ourselves, it's best left to a delicate touch. Of course, if it comes to blows, I wouldn't mind the loud retort of those shooters of yours alongside Mela en' coiamin's magic.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;How cute.&quot;

* Dr. Hatari still imagines Sszeyl in Snapevoice. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Well you know how I imagine tathi and thomas. :P

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">*/disneyfaceswap*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Chust say de vord, und Hy shell fill de air vith lead.&quot; &gt;:3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Do I? =w=;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Sszeyl offers a odd feathery thing to Swalllowtail. &quot;A small magic item. Creates a magical whip that attacks and binds enemies you designate. Not particularly devastating, but I imagine you can put it to a cleverer use than I.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;So yeah. Now you probably have a good idea of the troupe you'll be working with on this outing. I look forward to seeing what you can do and how you operate.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Turn to Page 394.

You whisper to Ghostwish: Elven translation?

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">this. :P http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2011/10/20/15/enhanced-buzz-25037-1319140724-0.jpg

Ghostwish whispers: Love of my life

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Gnogglebolt has Winnie the Pooh's voice. ))

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">GODDAMNIT MEANY

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">CANNOT UNHEAR.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh bother.

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Miron has the NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION voice. ))

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">SHUT UP

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Oh. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( And Shankfang has The Joker from the Dark Knight's voice. ))

* Shankfang the Deffrider has Joker voice?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Yes, Joker voice.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">I.. don't hear that.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ehhhhhhnnn no, don't see it personally.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sorry. :B

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Eh. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Anyone else got one, then? ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The Joker had no accent and was a genius madman. :B

* Swallowtail accepts the feather, looking over it curiously.

TMG:<font color="#000000">yeah, I can't hear that one either. Shankfang may do the &quot;March of the Joker&quot;, but only in thematic style, not voice. :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">Shankfang still has Jagervoice.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Fair enough.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I am best in battle on the front lines, or weaving through the enemies, distracting them as my blades cut them down.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">I just hear shankfang with this loud and crazy orcish yelling.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oi! Wot's dem humies doin here!

* Dr. Hatari imagines Shankfang with very slightly lower chaos cultist voice. :B *shot, so many shots*

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">I was thinking more warcraft style. :.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">STOP POKING ME!

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">theeeere ya go. XP

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm. Useful. Well, looks like we might be casting off soon...might as well gaather our stuff.&quot; Gnogglebolt moves around the cave and picks up a few trinkets that fell out of his cargo pack, clacking as he goes, until he picks back up Granch's ledger that he was holding earlier. He moves around to a wall of the cave and sits/eans against it.

VAE:<font color="#000000">screw it

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">oh god the pooh voice. cannot unhear.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Anxious?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Liatai, you have full control of Miron

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( It was you who originally proposed it, you fool. :V ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Lynx, out

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">LIES AND SLANDER.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">See ya. ^^;

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( ? D: ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Ta. ))

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">go play wot, vae!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Might come back far, far later

<font color="#0000ff">VAE is disconnected.

</i>Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">bring tanky lynx vengence!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He sits down, just waiting until the rest of the party starts moving out. but for now....if anyone gives a close look at him, he's holding the ledger open in front of him, looking at it...but without really reading it. He's just staring into space at some point through the book, with somewhat of an uncharacteristic morose expression.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Thomas.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian, with ever sharp elros- OW - elven eyes, spots Gnogglebolt and mosies over.

* Thomas Lazarus looks aside and inclines his head slightly. &quot;?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;On this little excusrion, I may lapse in my control of the dragon.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;You know, that look is usually when I tell Tathi to put her spellbook down and go to bed.&quot; He says to Gnogglebolt, smirking.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I am ready to go whenever you all are. The sooner these pirates are dealt with, the less people they can sell into slavery.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Uhh.&quot; owo;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;I have a personal vendetta against slavers, and it might exploit that.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hmm...

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Uhm.. may I suggest not doing that? Allowing an evil dragon control is never, ever a good idea.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt doesn't seem to respond immediately to Aelian, or even notice him. After a few moments, where Aelain must be sure that Gnogglebolt has completely left the building, suddenly, &quot;Three and a half months.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;I did not say I would allow it to happen.&quot;

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">A little dragon peers up at Gamal, appraising.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Techy, Imma need your help! Now that I have TL, how would I go about making/upgrading my stuff? :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well.. thank you for the forewarding.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian quirks an eyebrow, leans over, and waves a hand in front of Gnogglebolt's face. &quot;Hello? Akellon to Gnogglebolt..&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;I said my ability to prevent it might be...less than normal.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">*warn

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ram; later! DX

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;You're welcome.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Lovely.. Thomas, got some handy control spells prepared?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Kay!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">irc is back up

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">Staaaaaaare.

* Thomas Lazarus murmurs nervously, &quot;Are you kidding? None of us can do anything if that ... happens. =w=;;;;;&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi groans, and rubs her forehead. &quot;Well. Let's just hope it doesn't happen, hrm?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:03 lagcheck?

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Quite.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">:04

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:04 at :04, yay.

Tathi: <font color="#ff">(( pssssssssssst. hey railock. I think lumi's staring at ya. :p ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Dragons dragons dragons dragons

* Gamal-Junayd looks at the dragon, clearly at unease, and as he's sitting down, leaning away.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes? May I...help you?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Although, now is as good a time as any..&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus swings his right arm slightly, catching the holy symbol chained around the hand. He intones a soft chant and gestures to Sszeyl. Their platinum rings pulse with a modest glow.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Shield Other get. +1 deflection AC, +1 to saves, half damage. That whole shebang for 8 hours.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Wonder twin powers!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Activate!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">*ring bumb*

Tathi: <font color="#ff">(( *fireballs the both of you* ))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">SHAPE OF, *fire*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Oooh, glowey...&quot; @_@

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">just a heads up, I will be afk for a period later on. Gonna make SAUSAGE BALLZ. :&gt;

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just wanted to make sure you knew these're my friends. You don't seem like a bad person. But if you are a bad person, an' you're fooling us, an' you do anything bad to them, you're gonna have to answer to me. Okay?&quot; :|

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks up at Aelain. &quot;Three and a half months. Three and a half monts since we ended Granch Redmaw's operation.&quot; Gnogglebolt looks down to the book again, and points to the entries. &quot;And 'sales' to the Sahuagin Queen took place months before that.&quot; Gnogglebolt sighs. &quot;I've just been thinking...big thoughts. Those people...are almost certainly not going to be found anywhere near the Sahuagin Quen now. If they're slavers, they must have been...&quot; Gnogglebolt closes his eyes and tenses up. &quot;...re-sold...to someone else as a slave. I don't think i'll be able to cross off a single entry in this ledger.&quot; Gngglebolt opens his eyes, then snaps the book closed. &quot;But then again. The Sahuagin Queen surely had other 'suppliers', other ways of stealing people. And they've been in operation for longer than weven this book indicates. Years?&quot; He leans back and sighs again. &quot;And they're only a part of a larger operation here on this coast. Those who kidnap people, break their souls with coercion, and...use them as nothing more than chattel...it's just horrible. And there's no way we can end the whole operation today, nor get back everyone who was lost.&quot; Gnogglebolt looks back up at Aelian again. &quot;But...I can't despair. There will always be wrongness, suffering in this world. What matters is that we end what we can, when we can. Save as many as we can from the fate of suffering. Today, at least, we can end the threat of the Sahuagin Queen.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Sorry for walloftext. :U

* Liatai is bowled over. O_o

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">ALART

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">if I wasn't being stared at by a dragon I might have something to say to that, heh

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Well, if it means anything, I believe this party is perhaps the best equipped to take a sizable chunk out of this slaving operation.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy kan schoot dem!&quot; :3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt huffs in an affirmative way. &quot;Indeed. Anyway...thanks for listening to all that. I just always have so many big thoughts in my head, needed to get it all out.&quot;

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">Staaaaare. I know my response was lost above the wall of text. :B

* Gamal-Junayd looks at the dragon, clearly at unease, and as he's sitting down, leaning away.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes? May I...help you?&quot;

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just wanted to make sure you knew these're my friends. You don't seem like a bad person. But if you are a bad person, an' you're fooling us, an' you do anything bad to them, you're gonna have to answer to me. Okay?&quot; :|

TMG:<font color="#000000">Railock, scroll up. :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">Look back--nevermind

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">Says the little wyrmling. :B

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Oh it's no problem. Now if you could help me everytime Tathi gets an idea for a new spell..&quot; ^^;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I CAN HEAR YOU.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus walks over casually and lays a reassuring palm over Teri's head. &quot;Now, now..&quot; |3

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;And such lovely ears too!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Trust in the judgement of Kethie.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I will treat them with the same kindness they treat me. So if they are not bad people, I would have no reason to deal harshly with them now would I? Wouldn't it be better to save your anger for the slavers, over those who would be your allies? Susicion without reason only leads to reasons being found that don't exist.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt snort-chuckles.

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">&quot;I knowww. But if I didn't say it an' something DID happen I'd feel bad.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus glances to Gamal. He offers an awkward smirk. &quot;...&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He puts the ledger away and stands up, all the little balance arms, waldos, and straps of the cargo pack moving with him. &quot;Well, let's see about when we're departing...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I believe with an outlook like that, you'll become popular fast. With almost all of us.&quot; ^^;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;As soon as you're ready. We can take off from the balcony.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd looks over at thomas

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Almost?&quot;

Ghostwish whispers: *prods* Tathi's question? :P

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh yes indeed.&quot; Gnogglebolt says, coming up behind Gamal. &quot;I think I like you already.&quot;

You whisper to Ghostwish: Patience, young elf. ;P

Ghostwish whispers: RABBLERABBLERABLLE

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">&quot;I don't think you are gonna do anything bad, Mr. Junayd, but I hadta say it.&quot; ^^;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Terri iz very protectiff uf us, hain't hyu Terri?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang smiles and wraps the wyrmling up in a hug. :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm very confident you'll learn exactly what I mean in time. Beg your pardon if I would rather let that play out naturally than predispose you to negative perceptions of anyone.. oh.. but.. this is a poor topic to be on already, while just meeting someone..&quot; =w=;;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Before we go, let me give you a blessing. You'll be on the front lines with Sszeyl and I, I imagine.&quot;

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">Hugg'd. ^^ You're going to smell like warm metal, incense, and saffron all day...

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">HAY YOU SMELL LIKE STUFF.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I can think of worse things to smell like.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">YOU SMELL LIKE NOSE.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;It is good to know who will be watching my back, and who's back's I should keep the closest eye on for the blades of enemies.&quot;

* Tavia eats Rin.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Saffron and incense smell gooooood. :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Back from unannounced afk.

* Thomas Lazarus invokes another simple prayer, and lays a finger on Gamal's shoulder. He casts Magic Vestments! Gamal gets an additional +1 armor defense bonus to his armor.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">8 hours long.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">all that talk about suspicion and dont have any...and I'm the character who hasnt shown anythign of what he looks like past his eyes, totally covered. god you all are quick to not judge clothing as anything but cultural heh

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Well, melloneamin, are we ready to go?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">You did not see my original outfit. =3= *brick'd*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Robed guy, you are -not- the weirdest friend we've had.

* Thomas Lazarus looks at Tathi. &quot;?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">... actually, we're on the coast, I should switch back.

* Gamal-Junayd quickly stands

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I am&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">that...scares me to the sort of friends you've had

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Ahhh, much better. =3=

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I'm a big Half-Orc biker who shoots things and hugs people.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Agreed. =w= *bricked!!!*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You are not that weird.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">In fact, you're not even the most secretive or mysterious friend we've had, either.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;What?&quot; She asks Thomas.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">You'd be surprised how one can pull off that without even covering their face.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Mmm, I bet Sszeyl appreciates that outfit, Swallowtail.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Beg your pardon. I just don't know who that is.&quot; ^^;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Wink wink, nudge nudge.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I assume.. Aelian?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">She smirks. &quot;Sorry, wood elven term for 'friends'.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ohhh.&quot; :3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I thought the elvish word for friend was &quot;Mellon&quot; *BRICK*

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Then she smirks a little broader. &quot;Now say it. Melloneamin.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well! Yes.&quot;

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good luck, everybody! Be safe!&quot; :O

TMG:<font color="#000000">wait...

* Thomas Lazarus pauses. &quot;Melloneamin.&quot; :9

TMG:<font color="#000000">that IS the elvish word for friend here, too! O.o

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..We'll see if I ever remember it.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Just with a suffix, presumably for plural. o.O

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Melloneamin?&quot; Oh wow, not even the accent messes it up. :3

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">She grins. &quot;Good, hallaer.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..M'ah.. my long-lasting blessings are all cast.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I am ready to go.&quot;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Right then! All aboard for Pirate Island? -- Oh, Sszeyl, Tathi, Aelian.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I'm not a body person, Shankfang.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt heads over to Max. &quot;Ready to go, too.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I'm a personality person. :3

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Would you like to leave your pets here?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I mean, come on.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">To me, you're all physically hideous.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi smirks. &quot;Yes, I'll leave Amadre here.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">With your pale skin, and no eyeshine.

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;A kitten among pirates... I can only see that ending poorly.&quot;

Vuz:<font color="#330000">Pounce pounce.

Vuz:<font color="#330000">Purr.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Actually, would it be allright for Tavia to come? She's trained to attack.. and pounce Miron, thanks to Tathi.&quot;

Lumisteria:<font color="#000000">Yaaaay! :D

Miron:<font color="#000000">*grumble*

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Oh, and I'm bringing Kor. He can sneak and swim.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy tink Hy shell leaff my Deffbike here, too. Not gonna be much use on a pirate schip.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus frowns. &quot;I don't know, Aelian.. what if they have attack magic?&quot;

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">Fucking slave driver, I swear..

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;She's not as tough as us.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Mmmm. True. Allright, she'll stay here.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( AFK 1 shake. ))

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">HEY! HEY! I'm even more fragile than that mongrel! What about me!? Where's the concern for me!?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You're a horrible troublemaker.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Uff... good. One less distraction to worry about.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">No one cares about you.

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">Ilka tuka tak, you!!!

TMG:<font color="#000000">...wow, you're good at Miron, Liatai. xD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ilka tuk tak. :P

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">That was one line. :P

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Yep.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Exactly.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Still, he's right. :P

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">Pile on the dragon when you're ready to go. :3

TMG:<font color="#000000">Nailed 'em in one line. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Work on your Orcish, Kor.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Thank you for your hospitality, Madame.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dragonpile!&quot; :D

Salishea:<font color="#000000">&quot;Return safely.&quot;

Ghostwish whispers: *frets!*

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Yes ma'am.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hokay!&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd very reluctantly piles on the dragon, unsure he is worthy of riding such a powerful beast

Salishea:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hysvear shafer thrae bensvelk.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">oops, out of room, looks like Thomas gets to walk. :P

* Maxissoren nods.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Ten persons.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Maximum load. :U

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Gamal, then? I'm not certain we were introduced as well as we could have been. Maxissoren. Max is fine.&quot; :3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Gamal is fine.&quot;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">The dragon walks out to the sunlit balcony. Even ten people on his back don't seem to impede his speed any.

Sszeyl whispers: &quot;And how are you feeling?&quot;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">The dragon nods, before looking to the sky and raising his wings. &quot;All strapped in and ready to go?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Strapped in. Ready? Not in the slightest. Let's do this. =w=&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Aye!&quot;

You whisper to Meany: Annoyed by your constant prattle.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Hey Max... what's a barrel roll?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy em ready!&quot;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm not going to do a barrel roll while we have new fliers, Tathi.&quot; :P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Fatcat is apparently trying to climb inside my nose. Oof typing impeded

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">right, time to start making sausage balls. XP

* Gamal-Junayd double checks his attachment, then triple and quadruple checks

Sszeyl whispers: &quot;Well, this has to continue if we're to work together. Don't you want to be free of my 'petty and meaningless' existence?&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Hmm. Animals to impede typing.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Mmm, ordering pizza...

TMG:<font color="#000000">Imma go get a gekko. :U

TMG:<font color="#000000">OOh! Speaking of, I have new updates for them. Will say on IRC if anyone's curious.

Meany:<font color="#330000">D'awww.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Bigcat standing in window.

You whisper to Meany: '''Your little attempted therapy sessions do not help toward that end, puppet. Be silent and leave me to think, or I wil force you to be.'''

Meany:<font color="#330000">Kitten hiding under him while watching storm outside.

Meany:<font color="#330000">|3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Awwwwwww :D

TMG:<font color="#000000">hhmm. Holding the mellow second gecko today instead of fiesty first gecko. :U

TMG:<font color="#000000">echo aaaaaaaaw for kittinhide! |D

RAM:<font color="#990000">Silly kitty.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Aaand brb, bafroom.

* Thomas Lazarus takes a seat next to Max's spine and wraps an arm around a binding. He watches his feet for a bit.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Oh.&quot; He glances up to Swallowtail. &quot;Miron and I were musing.. might you know anything about how pirates fight?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;They fight dirty.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We've no guesses of what to expect.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#330000">...

Meany:<font color="#330000">Watching recorded shows.

Meany:<font color="#330000">St. Patrick's Day ninja appears.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Cannot unsee.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Auhg brb again

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Need to clean lenses

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Use what is available. Trick and trap. Take what is seen.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Which reminds me.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">The Drow's form starts bleaching rapidly.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Bam.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Useful trick.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Quite.&quot;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hold on tight, we're taking off -- now!&quot; And there's no wiggle-warning this time. Just a bounding run -- one step -- two steps -- leap off the balcony and into the air! You can see a flock of startled tropical birds take off from the trees below.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Must.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Fight urge.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">To birdhunt.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

* Gamal-Junayd holds on tight

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Back.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I had taken a -2 to decipher script thanks to fatcat nuzzlings all over lenses. =w=;

TMG:<font color="#000000">...birdhunt! Of course! xD

TMG:<font color="#000000">I had recalled that some time ago.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Was wondering when Sszeyl would do it again.

TMG:<font color="#000000">It was so hilarious. xD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sszeyl can now wall-run and steal a blunderbuss. His birdhunting capabilities have risen by atleast two factors. :U

TMG:<font color="#000000">awww, that's not as funny as his sling. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Except.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">That I can now use it in conjunction with some Stone Dragon things.

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">After a while of climbing, the dragon's wings slow into an easy, rippling glide. &quot;Here we are at our cruising altitude of about 500 feet above sea level. We'll be at Saurosha in about forty-five minutes.&quot; :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">To totally ruin an ostrich's day.

* Thomas Lazarus returns to shamelessly clinging. =w=;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Well, reading a book would be a mite bad idea in this whipping wind....

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ve schould totally do a flyby. Hy kan schoot dem, und Taddi kan trow fireballs, und den ve kan kombat drop in de middle uf dem und seriously fuck der schit up!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Exactly how could we do that when our objective is stealth? =w=&quot;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">Luckily, as mentioned last session, the wind's not quite as bad as it should be. The harness has an enchantment on it that lowers the wind speed to something a little more comfortable around the passengers. Like a wind-wall windshield. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Except Max can't see them yet.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt shouts back to Shankfang over the wooshing wind. &quot;I don't think that's an option, Shankfang! Dragons like max can't even SEE them!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... Which is the whole point of us going first.&quot; =w=;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah, what Thomas said!&quot;: Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy know. Chust sayink dat vould be avezum, iz hall.&quot;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Besides! 500 feet's a little outside normal fireball range.&quot; |3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I think Tathi can actually fireball inside 720 feet. :.

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">'Every now and then you get an upstart mage who decides that trying to ping the dragon in flight with a fireball is worth 'points.'&quot; =3=

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Really? Huh, lemme check.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I thought it was 400 + 10/level.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... Seriously?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">400 + 40. :3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">40

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so a lvl 10 has 800 ft, and lvl 20 can hit 1200

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;I never claimed they were terribly intelligent upstart mages.&quot; =3=

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">However.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">DERP. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;How mhenny points?&quot; :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Most upstart mages don't get to mid levels.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">-3-

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">but a base lvl 5 wizard can even do 600

TMG:<font color="#000000">...cursing at an altitude of 1,000 feet, then? :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">*cruising

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah, let's say that. :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">although I imagine there -would- be a lot of cursing if one of those lvl 20 upstart wizards starts pining at 1,000 feet...

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Usually they lose count when the dragon lands nearby and asks them to cease and desist.&quot; =3=

TMG:<font color="#000000">*pinging

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We're above flak range.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy'm sure.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">What kind of lunatic mages make a game of shooting artillery at dragons. =3=;;;;

</i>Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Speaking of upstart mages.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;...Oh dear, I can't quite figure out how to translate it to this language.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;One moment.&quot;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Try Elven?&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">allright, sausage balls are in the oven

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Undercommon does not translate well to Elven either. :B&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">timer started, and brb again

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hm..?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Orcish?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Auran?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;You and your family, I assume, are on Zairith's do-not-scry list?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Gnomish, maybe?&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd leans over and takes a cursory glance at the ocean passing below.

<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

</i>Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">back!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I doubt he has any special knowledge of them. Any more than any other elven families, really..&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">I miss anything?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Unless I've missed something.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You're not secretly some kind of royalty, are you, Tathi?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy bet she is.&quot; :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You never know~&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi squints a little. &quot;Define.. royalty..&quot;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Zairith... oh, 'Mr. Ebonwood.' Whose family are you asking about?&quot; Waiting for Meany's return.

* Thomas Lazarus smirks a little. &quot;Uhhhhh. Blood relatives of the heriditary ruling class? I don't even know that elves have monarchs.. it was just a jest.&quot; |3

<font color="#0000ff">Visitor from Hammerspace has connected.

</i>Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi smirks. &quot;We don't. Rulers are selected by ability, not by blood. But, well.. My family name is very old, I know that much. And no less famous thanks to my father's bloodline.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Visitooooor. :o

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Brb, pizza's here!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It was.. copper blood, right?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Then again.. it's kind of confusing. There are lines of rulers, for example. Parents who rule a kingdom grooming their children to rule, and so on. Is that a royal family?&quot;

Visitor from Hammerspace:<font color="#0099CC">Hewooo, Liatai.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;And yes. Copper.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Sure. Although I guess if it's some sort of republic, they're not really royalty in the usual sense.&quot; He rubs his chin and ponders. &quot;Just famous, I suppose..?&quot;

Visitor from Hammerspace:<font color="#0099CC">brb

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;--Hey wait you're dodging the question.&quot; =w=

<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

</i>Visitor from Hammerspace:<font color="#0099CC">back.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Well, I don't know how to quite translate it.. My name is known amoung many elven courts, but we're not rulers. Just.. a lot of famous or infamous elves in the line. Apparently Eyllisaearsitheks are crazy and powerful.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">lastlineyousaw, meany?

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;And what was it again? Am I royalty?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#330000">Shankfang: &quot;Orcish?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I suppose that's as much of an answer as there is.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;I believe the phrase you're looking for.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Is a great name.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Mmm, pizza...

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I think so.&quot;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Zairith... oh, 'Mr. Ebonwood.' Whose family are you asking about?&quot; Repost.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Yours. The Pearldust, and of course, Salishea.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;I think he might have the common sense to avoid it, but if he does not, I'd like him not to offend a paladin's sense of decorum. Especially given his...predisposition.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Akellon: Where when we say a trip is going to take 45 minutes or 18 days, then by god, that's how long it's actually going to take.. *bricked*

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Kitty.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I'm sure people can keep gonig and do a 45 min trip in 8 hours

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Easily.

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Salishea has extensive anti-scrying wards about, in addition to her own natural spell resistance. As far as the Pearldust? Well. Lumisteria told me he'd already seen her natural form during a scrying. And Grandfather is quite certain that he knew from the moment he stepped into the Pearldust what we are.&quot; |3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">We could spen two whole sessions on this 45 minute trip.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Very good.&quot;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;We don't exactly hide it as well as some. Though that's purposeful.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi smirks. &quot;I've heard copper dragons speak wood elven perfectly.&quot;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;... hmmmm. Well, this may be a rough landing.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Define 'rough'?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Should we just jump off when your low enough?&quot;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can see... what I think is Saurosha Island from here. It's got a thick bank of fog about it. I can barely see the tops of the trees, much less the beach from this far off.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I'd really rather not!&quot;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's over that way if you want to take a look.&quot; Spot checks?

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+2+floor((wisdom-10)/2) = 5 + 2 + floor((13 - 10) / 2) = 8&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Spot!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Lulz/.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 7 + 10 = 17&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; spot and &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 13 + 11 = 24&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; listen!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 14 + 5 = 19&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; Spot check!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20 = 15&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Spot!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20 = 1&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Spot!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnome spot. &#171; &#160;1d20 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Spot: &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 5 + 2 = 7&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Wow, pretty skyline. :3

RAM:<font color="#990000">Ed is blind!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Spot Check : [1d20+0)

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">I'll be fine Edaric, quit watching me!

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 15 + 3 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Gamal, roll, please? Your syntax was a little off.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;No Ed, hyu're lookink de vrong vay. Over dere!&quot; Points.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Parents being silly.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Asking me to unplug the router in the middle of a huge thunderstorm.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Lolnope.

Meany:<font color="#330000">=3=

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Spot Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 9 + 0 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Aelian: <font color="#ff">(( if it's on a surge protector it'll be fine ))

You whisper to Ghostwish: For Aelian - He can see the island, all right. And the weather around it is... clear and mild. You can see it plainly.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Lolnope.

You whisper to Meany: He can see the island, all right. And the weather around it is... clear and mild. You can see it plainly.

You whisper to RAM: He can see the island, all right. And the weather around it is... clear and mild. You can see it plainly.

Meany:<font color="#330000">But the storm is miles off. We're just seeing the lightning and rain.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Results given.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;That's.. odd. I can see the island clearly. And I don't see any fog.&quot;

* Meany counts four seconds between bolt and thunder. =3=

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Same. Clear.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It must be the magic.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dat iz definitely de islund. It looks nize und klear to me.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Could it be this anti-dragon magic?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt blinks. &quot;I...I see the fog.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Probable.&quot;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Possibly.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;.... buggering magic &quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi quirks an eyebrow at gnogglebolt. &quot;How?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Ten degrees down, four degrees to the right.&quot;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thank you, Sszeyl.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;You're welcome.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;It's beach, where you're heading right now.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah, a soft landing at least.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;... you see fog, Gnogglebolt? Where? I see no fog. Looks clear.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">i'm guessing the dragonspirit explained flying terminology to sszeyl huh? XD

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(I -am- seeing the fog, right? I wasn't whispered any results for my spot...)

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">You're talking to a guy who hails from where giant spiders are the preferred mounts.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;M'ah.&quot; He wraps a pair of leather supports around both his hands and stands near Max's spine, squinting.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No, there is no fog, as everyone can see as the island draws closer.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;As long as we can get on the surface without breaking our legs, we can take the rest from there, Max.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">The dragon just helped apply spider transport knowledge to flying.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">I still find it hard to believe they developed a 3D form of navigation. XP

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Chust...try not to krash? Please?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Oh. That would have helped to know. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">*shrug*

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;All right. The ward Salishea put on me won't stick if I land, but I can hover a few feet off the ground.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;That works!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt blinks again. &quot;No, wait...we just passed through it...I don't see it anymore. Yes, I see the island and the beach, now.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Disbelieve if you wish. =w= Spiders can travel in 3D.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So..jumping it is then.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">jumping spiders! heh

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks back to Shankfang. &quot;Yes, remember Max can't actually land without being detected.&quot;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll be flying or swimming nearby. Is there a signal we can agree on for you to use if you want to call me in?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;I can send up some dancing lights? =w=&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hmmm..&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;... how loud does this signal need to be?&quot; Tathi says, smirking.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">are we hovering yet?

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Wait, I've got it.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...A signal...I think I can come up with something, if it doesn't have to be covert.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy know, Gnogglebolt. Dat's vun uf de reasons Hy vould prefer he not krash.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">No, not Dancing Lights.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Dancing Knights!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Us fighting is going to generate light and thunderstrokes like crazy.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It should probably be distinct. :P

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">Not quite yet. The dragon hovers over open ocean for a moment, fishing in the pouch at his side. &quot;Tathi, you're the only arcane caster aside from Edaric, right? Do you know how to send, or can you read a scroll with it?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Easily.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh. Miron can spontaneously Send.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">oops! brb, checking sausage balls!

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Brb. Going to make a snack/get tea/use baffroom. ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Nnnno wait. I'm not so sure now. Maybe he prepares spellslots? &gt;.&gt;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;All right -- who's up nearest to my shoulder? I'll pass this back.&quot; A scroll is held up in a dragon paw to be taken.

* Dr. Hatari checks class.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah, Miron prepares spells.

TMG:<font color="#000000">hatari; from what I remember, Archavist is supposed to be wizard version of arcane caster. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">*divine caster

TMG:<font color="#000000">*divine

TMG:<font color="#000000">Doy. Right. Silly me. @_@

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Clerics are already that. :B But that sounds right now.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I must have been thinking of something else.

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Send away when you're ready to be picked up. Now...&quot; The dragon begins to glide downward. &quot;I'm going to need to rely on you to tell me when I'm getting close.' .:d

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">*&gt;:d

TMG:<font color="#000000">No, clerics get full spell list automatically, but nothing outside of that.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang takes the scroll and passes it back, since no one else is. :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">Wizards collect spells and can have as many spells as they have room in spellbooks

TMG:<font color="#000000">that's how the archavist wroks, from what I was told

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">They still prepare spellslots. The only archivist similarity is finite spells.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Little slower...angle up slightly...slower...slower...&quot; Gnogglebolt starts calling out, plus angles and degrees.. He's -actually- been in a flying machine before too, and knows what he's doing.

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">Everyone please switch to Saurosha Island when possible!

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">back! with sausage balls! nummy

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Woohoo! Beach party!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Okay about a hundred feet...seventy-five...slower...slower...thirty, okay, start hovering! Now just a little lower... a little more...&quot; Gnogglebolt shouts over the buffeting wings.

* Gamal-Junayd unbuckles himself then jump/tumbles off

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Alright, close enough! Everyone off!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas leaps off the dragon's back with a 'hup' and skids in the sand.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang drops off as well, looking out over the forest.

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">Sand is kicked up in a small cloud as Max hovers just over the beach, trying not to let his long tail touch ground. &gt;:d &quot;Here?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">For the record, Ghost, Tathi was handed a sending scroll by Max.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt unbuckles and hops over the dragon's side, hitting the ground with the others.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">To signal for return.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Uhoh.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Lialacgcheck? :26

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Thanks. Tathi and Aelian hop off, landing quite gracefully.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:26 at :26

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh, okay.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Meany? Ya there?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">with the fog, there was no way to tell the size of hte island right?

* Swallowtail lands nigh-silently.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl's the only one who hasn't disembarked yet...

Tathi: <font color="#ff">(( No fog, that's dragons only. ))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Thank you, Max.&quot; He covers his face with his forearm to shield from the kicked up sandspray.

GM:<font color="#000000">There is no fog over the island. Only in your dragon guide's eyes.

Shankfang the Deffrider: <font color="#990000">(( And Gnogglebolt for a little bit. ))

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu coming Sszeyl?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">He probably has RL matters again. His folks were jeering him and all.

GM:<font color="#000000">Three rocky hills rise up from the middle of dense tropical forest around the island. The air is comfortably warm, the sun is shining... it would be a pleasant vacation spot, almost, if it wasn't for, well, pirates.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">how big was the island then?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Why is that not surprising?

GM:<font color="#000000">It's a decent-sized island. A little bit larger than the one Salishea had her lair on.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi quietly notes this island as a future target for wood elven takeover. &gt;:)

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Back.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">After everyone's on the ground, Gnogglebolt looks up to the 'hovering' Max, billowing a huge cloud of sand everywhere with every wingstroke. He holds up a thumb.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;We're good, Max! Go on, climb!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Bai, Max!&quot; Wave wave wave! :3

* Maxissoren nods. &quot;Good luck!&quot; Instead of climbing, though, the dragon backpedals a little... and drops.

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( ... ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Did y'all miss my message? =w=; ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Apparently.

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Brb. Going to make a snack/get tea/use baffroom. *repost* ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider: <font color="#990000">(( Oh yeah... ))

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">He disappears below the water's surface a bit before lifting his head over the water. &quot;I can't see you, but I'll be around. Remember the scroll!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Weird trees.&quot;

Maxissoren:<font color="#000000">The serpentine head dips back below the water's surface.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">And so began the story of Nessie.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;These are tropical trees. Normally, they'd have me watching out for wild elves. But for now, we've got a dragon-jammer to destroy.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So..where to next?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus draws out his heavy blade and looks up to the treeline. &quot;...&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt takes a momet to double-check all of his equipment.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 11 + 5 = 16&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; Spot check!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Now we begin exploring, I suppose.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 9 + 5 = 14&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; Listen check!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Pistol drawn!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">OH GOD MOVING FOOTPRINTS

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">You know, Elros would actually be -useful- here. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Knew I should have extended those footprints. Pay no heed to the multiplication. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Ahwell. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Yeah except he wouldn't.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">What am I, chopped liver?

* Liatai rolls: 1d20+5 =&gt; 5 + 5 = 10* Liatai rolls: 1d20+5 =&gt; 16 + 5 = 21* Liatai rolls: 1d20+5 =&gt; 17 + 5 = 22* Liatai rolls: 1d20+5 =&gt; 3 + 5 = 8Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We would have to A) Remind him that he could track and B) get his attention on the maptools window. :B

* Gamal-Junayd sees if there is any obvious tracks or signs of civilized passage in the area

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hokay, let's go kill tinks.&quot; &gt;:3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Survival Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 15 + 1 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Oh right, we -do- have Aelian. Sorry.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Jerk! *hmph*

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 4 + 11 = 15&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; survival!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">What are the Survival checks for?

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">:V

Aelian: <font color="#ff">(( oh, sorry, thought you called for one. ))

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Well, Aelian has a look around. Does he spot dem tracks?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">He can see dem tracks!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">gamal was seeing if there was any obvious signs of intelligent things passing, since he doesnt have track for old tracks

Liatai:<font color="#000000">That would be a Spot check, Gamal.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Tracks! Over here!&quot; Aelian calls.

* Thomas Lazarus follows.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Should we follow?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt finishes checking his items in his pack...and then comes to trying to decide which weapon to have ready first. Blunderbuss? Bombchucker? And if Bombchucker, what ammo? Hmm....Well, his meoment is already reduced for now. he gets his bombchucker ready, andalso takes out an extra-tangling net, a thunderstone, and an electrical alchemical grenade, hooking them onto his belt.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:o

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hssst. May be scouts about.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Shell ve follow dem?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He looks up and follows the others, somewhat slowly and clankily.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 1 + 7 = 8&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; Move silently check!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Mm.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">=w=

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt glances over to Swallowtail. &quot;Oh, good point.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Stupid sand.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;How do you recommend we avoid scouts, Swallowtail?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Most of us, er, aren't used to that kind of thing...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ve kould schoot dem...&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Stay quiet, walk on rock or soil and not sand. Sand leaves tracks.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;.&gt;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;And let me and swallowtail out front.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt moves off of the sand...but with his cargo pack jammed full of things, it clanks and clatters a bit as he moves. -3-

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;And...how should I remain quiet?&quot; He says, looking helpless.

* Swallowtail looks around. &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 19 + 3 = 22&#160;  &#187; Spot

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas makes a point of keeping Swallowtail and Aelian within about fifty feet of himself.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 3 + 10 = 13&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; spot and &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 13 + 11 = 24&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; listen!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy kan be schneaky, too. Shell Hy kome vith?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Aelian, you see tracks, where lead?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;North, along the coast.&quot;

* Edaric looks back at Shankfang with obvious skepticism. =w=;

* Thomas Lazarus murmurs to Gnogglebolt, &quot;Can't be helped. Just keep distance between yourself and the sneakers.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy chust prefer not to.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;..&gt;Right. Okay.&quot; Gnogglebolt replies to Thomas.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">This is why you should have a bag of holding.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">But noooo.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">'Magic.'

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 14 + 9 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Move Silently, &#171;  &#160;1d20+7 = 1 + 7 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Hide

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">:B

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">It's the pink hair.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 9 + 5 = 14&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Move silently, &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 19 + 5 = 24&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Hide!

* Swallowtail trips over a root and faceplants. Silently in the sand, at least. :B

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 7 + 12 = 19&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; hide and &#171;  &#160;1d20+12 = 13 + 12 = 25&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; move silently!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Apparently, Shankfang can hide, as he melts into the trees.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Adorable. ^_^

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;.........&quot; The ninja looks up and spits sand. &quot;... false start. I try again.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Hide Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 14 + 6 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Move Silently Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 14 + 6 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi successfully makes her will save to keep from breaking into giggles.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 17 + 7 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Hide. :B

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Ninja vanish! &gt;:O

* Gamal-Junayd seems to be successful at hiding as well

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">So silly, Swallowtail.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">WELL TOM I GUESS WE BETTER STAND OBVIOUSLY OVER HERE AND BE REALLY LOUD.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;... there is a ship.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Green blends in very well with the forest. :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">WHAT.

* Swallowtail gestures to the rest of the group to approach. &quot;Galleon. Ship. This way.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">oh damnit he failed his listen check. =3=

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Sneak sneak sneak.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt perks up and slowly ambles after the others.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Doubt me, will you Ed?

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Well, look at it from an outsider's perspective. You've done nothing but be loud and huggy and enthusiastic and loud and shooty. :B :B :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">brb, mum wants sausage balls. dey guud. :&gt;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">afk

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Fair enough, mein freund.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;... is Tanish make.&quot; Swallowtail frowns.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Sounds like our ship.&quot; He whispers.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;And is manned.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Didn't Salishea say that the Sahuagin Queen was a tane-built ship?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt whispers

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;People with... fur?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Time to kill tinks?&quot; :D

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;''Yeah, that sounds like our target...huh? Fur?''&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Fur?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fur.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hold your horses.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Tathi, Miron?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Like dog-men.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Huh.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Gnolls?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ahhh crud.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">and brb again, bio. XP

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Being called to family dinner. ^^;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;What do you know about this.. hiding-from-dragons magic? How's it work? Is it anchored somewhere?&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Break time? :V ))

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">oops. break time? XP

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt quickly and furiously waves at Shankfang. &quot;''No! No killing yet! If we know where they are and they don't know where we are, we have time to gather information and plan our assault!''&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 3 + 18 = 21&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Knowledge Arcana!

RAM:<font color="#990000">Break time, yar!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;-Then- we can 'kill things'.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">brb,bio

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah, need break time. ^^; Can't blow off the relatives on a holiday.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Plus, you know. It's corned beef and cabbage. :9

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy already hef an assault plan, tough. Go in, kill tinks, leaff. Simple.&quot; :3

TMG:<font color="#000000">...heh. xD

RAM:<font color="#990000">Enjoy!

TMG:<font color="#000000">Right then. Break time it is!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">=w=;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;You forgot, make sure everything we want dead, IS dead.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Don't know when I'll be back -- I'll bring my phone, though. Gah, I'm sorry. &gt;: Liatai:<font color="#000000">But everyone wants to clap eyes on Mom, too.

TMG:<font color="#000000">No problem, Liatai. ^^

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dat iz part uf de 'kill tinks' bit.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Are you leaving your house?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes, unfortunately.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Hey, we might even gain +1 Liamom when you get back. :U

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Okay.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Is okay, Liacute.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Go enjoy dinner wif your family.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Double checking now, can prevent having to return later.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Yes. We can all leave this up and go do other things.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Okay. It'll probably be an hour or two at least. Strategize, talk amongst yourselves, do whatever.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Well, for my strategizing, it requires DM-input on the environment, so.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vich iz also part uf de 'kill tinks' schtep uf my plan.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">I'm cool with putting this whole thing on hold until you get back. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Step one, get on board.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Step two, shoot people.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Step three, ????

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Step four, profit!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Don't forget our actual reason for being here is to neutralize the wards.&quot; He remarks flatly at the bloodthirsty ones. &quot;The whole island is warded. Our target might not even be aboard that ship.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">So, I'm going to head afk now. Prolly gonna play some xbox.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Then perhaps we should move inland.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">What about CoX? :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vunce again, part uf de 'kill tinks' schtep. Vy are hyu pipple hevink such a herd time onderstundink dis? Is simple!&quot; :/

TMG:<font color="#000000">...would say trying CoH, but no -way- I can run that, maptool, browser, and chat at the same time. :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">Yeah, er, ram, might want to put the brakes on the IC now. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oh hush Techy, we're not actually doing anything.

* Dr. Hatari is honestly just trying to get some map exploration in before making a breakneck hooligan charge for the pirate ship battle. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Let me have my shennanigans.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Hatari; that's exactly what I want. But we can't -do- that without Liatai. :B

RAM:<font color="#990000">Troof.

TMG:<font color="#000000">so Imma just go afk, do other things.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">back.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">lols

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Liatai left go away.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">I saw. :&gt;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">So now, we have lots and lots of backstories and plots to jam up her log. :P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ghostwish Meany says he can't get back in, he wants kicked.

<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

</i>Dorf Aias:<font color="#7F00FF">OCH.

<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

</i>Meany:<font color="#330000">Been out for like ten minutes.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You missed nada.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Fighting Gravellers. &gt;:U

Meany:<font color="#330000">Damn their Selfdestruct.

Meany:<font color="#330000">PEEPS.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Well crap.

Meany:<font color="#330000">THE TEA AND CARDS ARE APPEARING AT LIADINNER.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Liatai's family is pulling out the tea and cards.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">She might be delayed.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">lulz

Meany:<font color="#330000">Ayup.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">it's..no longer a holiday event. St. patty's day should be pulling out guinness

Meany:<font color="#330000">I'm so sending her back that. :V

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">fine with me, heh

Meany:<font color="#330000">Done.

<font color="#0000ff">Visitor from Hammerspace is disconnected.

</i>Meany:<font color="#330000">Mmmm.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Sis going to go get Taco bell in a bit. =w=

Meany:<font color="#330000">OH NOEZ.

Meany:<font color="#330000">IRISH WHISKEY IS IN PLAY.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Is it cause of my comment?

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Darnit. Liatai has confirmed no drunk DM tonight. :P

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">awww

Meany:<font color="#330000">:p

<font color="#0000ff">VAE has connected.

</i>* VAE mroweth visitingly

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Liatai is at a family dinner so it's on break

VAE:<font color="#000000">I know

VAE:<font color="#000000">what's been going on?

<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

</i><font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

</i>Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">We got dropped off at the Island. and then it went on break

VAE:<font color="#000000">Now certain annoying as fuck people are asleep, so I can at least linger about

VAE:<font color="#000000">Anyone can send me a log of up to now ?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ghost, am looking at you

* VAE looks at ghost

<font color="#0000ff">Visitor from Hammerspace has connected.

</i>Visitor from Hammerspace:<font color="#0099CC">aaaaaand I'm back.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">still on break

Visitor from Hammerspace:<font color="#0099CC">k

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Okay, I'm back.

* VAE mroweth

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Yeah!

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Yaaaay!

VAE:<font color="#000000">So you are here ghost?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Arse kiss you!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sorry. There was a baby. My mom goes gaga for babies. ^^;;;;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">They do make good sacrifices to the dark gods.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Okay, owl doesn't have a reasonable maptool log, Ghost is clearly not giving a shit

VAE:<font color="#000000">what's been going on up to now?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah, no, the Irish whiskey is a tradition. It's the only time the Tullamore Dew comes out. That and Christmas.

RAM:<font color="#990000">LIA IS BACK!

* VAE wonders whether to either play or watch along

TMG:<font color="#000000">hup!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Play! :D

TMG:<font color="#000000">Gimme a minute to turn off mah xbox.

* RAM glomps and nuzzles and squeeeeeezes!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">We're about to storm a pirate ship.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">And I have no idea where your sheet is. ^^;;;;;;;

VAE:<font color="#000000">ugh

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's also outdated

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's on tangledweb.. rrgh

* VAE notes down UPDATE FUCKING SHEET

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Got a link I can put in Miron's token for reference?

<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

</i>VAE:<font color="#000000">It's outdated and incomplete, but yes

VAE:<font color="#000000">i'll slap it there myself

Meany:<font color="#330000">:V

VAE:<font color="#000000">added

Meany:<font color="#330000">So, what's up??

TMG:<font color="#000000">and I'm back and ready. :U

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh, and is there still any expectation of Liamom audience? :U

TMG:<font color="#000000">or is that a no go?

GM:<font color="#000000">Ahhh, now it feels like a holiday. =3= Liamom is going to sleep, the splash of whiskey in her tea knocked her out.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Okay

* VAE should try to apply it to his family

GM:<font color="#000000">Shall we get a roll call going?

* VAE 's incredibly annoying family member is asleep, which liatainess didn't hear, and well, lynx got nap too, which made him considerably less pissed off.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Yo.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">My Chi is mad focused, yo!

Meany:<font color="#330000">Ghost disconnected from the server.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I'm here

Meany:<font color="#330000">Railock, can you spam him through text?

Meany:<font color="#330000">texting*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I see him on the connection list

TMG:<font color="#000000">Present!

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Meow.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Present means nothing if he isn't looking, or otherwise afk.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Also, yo.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">The f are you talking about?

RAM:<font color="#990000">How much you love balls in your face.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ghost, you arse, you run the servr

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">And?

Visitor from Hammerspace:<font color="#0099CC">Here in the background.

GM:<font color="#000000">Sounds like we're just missing Hatari.

RAM:<font color="#990000">He's cooking.

VAE:<font color="#000000">send me the log

VAE:<font color="#000000">you have me on skype

GM:<font color="#000000">Might as well start to describe the ship while we're waiting, what do you say?

Meany:<font color="#330000">I've been disconnecting left and right. Sorry. =3=;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Say &quot;please&quot; you bloody communist lynx.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Suresure.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh yes indeed. :o

* VAE doesn't

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">No log for you then.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Kiss me furry arse then

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt moves up with the others to try and get a vantage point to see the ship from.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Nyeh! :P

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">And sure Liatai!

RAM:<font color="#990000">Dooo eeeet...

Meany:<font color="#330000">Also.

<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

</i>GM:<font color="#000000">The ship is a full, two-masted Tanish galleon. The bow is facing you currently, and you can see the figurehead, a gargoyle-like creature with webbed fingers and toes. A sturdy gangplank is set between the ship and the beach, and you can see a few humanoid figures moving around. The sails are furled, and the anchor seems to be in place. Anything further would require a few checks.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20 = 2&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Spot check?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">XD

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">spot check to try and see what type of humanoids

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Spot Check : [1d20+0)

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 15 + 3 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Spot check

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Spot Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 3 + 0 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

VAE:<font color="#000000">And railock wins maptool syntax again

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Hidden lookouts anywhere?

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 15 + 10 = 25&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; spot and &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 10 + 11 = 21&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; listen!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vat schip? Hy don' see a schip, guys.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Arcana knowledge, nature knowledge, and spot checks might help.

GM:<font color="#000000">Rail, fix your Spot macro. ^^;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 7 + 18 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Arcana knowledge

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Spot check for depth details &#171; &#160;1d20 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;, but as for more basic details, what is the ship's orientation to the island? Is there a pier it's docked to, is anchored in some small bay, is it resting on the beach, what?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">HA! Knowledge checks. As if.

* VAE facepaw

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 12 + 7 = 19&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; knowledge nature!

VAE:<font color="#000000">why the hell do you folks even bother with macros for things that are so much faster to type?

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 1 + 8 = 9&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Knowledge, nature!

GM:<font color="#000000">It's anchored in a small bay to the western side of the island.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 13 + 18 = 31&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Knowledge Arcana!

GM:<font color="#000000">... come to think of it, I should have asked for Knowledge after Spot. :B

Gamal-Junayd whispers: I did, and just did again. I think maybe when you moved us over somehow you'd done the previous unfixed one

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">So, the boat is floating in the water, but--oh, gangplank between the ship and the beach. So it is resting -very- close to the beach.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I tend to macro a lot onto my token, it helps if anyone needs to run my character for me, they dont have to look at my sheet, it's all on the token.

You whisper to VAE: You can see six figures milling around on deck, one of which is noticeably more muscular than the others. Human and canine alike... werewolves? Gnolls? Something else?

VAE:<font color="#000000">except they need to look onto the sheet anyways to see what's *sensible*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm.. six of them there. People, and what looks like gnoll. Why am I not surprised...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I only macro a few things. Like init, attacks, other oft-used things.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+2+floor((wisdom-10)/2) = 14 + 2 + floor((13 - 10) / 2) = 17&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Spot!

You whisper to Ghostwish: For Aelian - You can see six figures milling around on deck, one of which is noticeably more muscular than the others. Human and canine alike... werewolves? Gnolls? Something else? Maybe Tathi would know. But you do know what the figurehead depicts, an aquatic cousin of the gargoyle known as the kapoacinth.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Gnolls, huh? Dey make such luvly blood schplatters ven hyu schoot dem.&quot; :B

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Hm. Lovely. They like sea gargoyles.&quot; He says, pointing at the figurehead. &quot;That's a kapoacinth.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Gnolls...and a 'sea' gargoyle? Interesting...&quot;

You whisper to Ghostwish: Tathi also sees the figures, and knows that they're not quite werewolves, by the webbing between their fingers and the green or blue tint to their greyish fur. Those? Those are seawolves, predators driven by a curse that often hide among normal sailors then take over ships to use as homes for their pack.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Quite. An aquatic cousin of the gargoyle.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Oh, yes.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Not werewolves.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">And those who rolled over a 10 can see the ship's name; &quot;Sahuagin Queen.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;And not gnolls either.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Not Gnolls? Kan Hy schtill schoot dem?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Those are seawolves. Cursed creatures that hide amoung sailors to steal their ships, so as to have a home for their packs.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Might Tathi know any strengths or weaknesses, Liatai?

GM:<font color="#000000">Lemme see your check result.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Never heard of 'em&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What's the difference to gnoll?&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Oh yeah a 31's definitely high enough. =3= I shall whisper.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;How dangerous are they?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt observes the ship as well, though he can't make out the details very well...except for &quot;Sahuagin Queen&quot; painted on the side. &quot;Okay...let's go over what we need to do, and what we know--'seawolves'? I've not heard of them either....do tell, Tathi?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy kan schtill schoot dem, right?&quot;

You whisper to Ghostwish: Seawolves were once human -- and only humans can contract their curse. They luckily don't have any sorts of resistances to normal weapons like werewolves do, but they can shift between three forms. To cure their curse, which takes effect during the new moon, a victim must recieve a break enchantment or remove curse spell, but it has a tendency to resist being removed by weak casters.

* Dr. Hatari has been bakin' bacon.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Any weapon should work fine, honestly they're just humans unlucky enough to contract the curse. They have three forms, much like a lycanthrope, but curing their curse can be.. tricky, if you'd like to hear about it.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...I would like to hear it. Not necessarily that we'd use it, but the more information, the better. Tell us everything.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Does this curse warp their personality into something completely different?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Nah. As long as Hy kan schoot dem, Hy'm hokay.&quot;

You whisper to Ghostwish: Yes to Gamal's question.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;You're saying these are like lycanthropes?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Hmm..&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Well, the curse kicks in during the next new moon, a victim must either be given a break enchantment or a remove curse spell. It seems to be entirely a magical disease. And yes, Gamal.. it is a mind-warping virus.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Would it warp their minds into indulging in slavery if they would of had nothing to do with it before hand?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hrm. So it -is- just like lycanthropy, just an...aquatic-adapted strain?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;It's only loosely related to lycanthropy, actually. The uncanny transformations are either pure coincidence, or perhaps the madness of the disease's creator, if it has one.&quot;

<i><font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

</i>TMG:<font color="#000000">Welcomeback, meany. Lastlineyousaw?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I don't suppose you know if it can also be cured like lycanthropy, then..? Now? Now that they're in the full throes of ... seadoghood, or what have you?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#330000">So not in the mood right now. =w=

TMG:<font color="#000000">...buh?

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;And as far as I know, Gamal, it merely steers the victim towards evil.. another uncanny coincidence with lycanthropy.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Brb, oven

Tathi: <font color="#ff">(( DM? :&gt; ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Tathi has it. Chaotic evil, specifically.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Unless something plot critical happened while I was out.

Meany:<font color="#330000">I do not care for the log.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We haven't dealt with them yet... we can discuss this sort of thing once they are lying down in heaps.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh. Hrm.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi's been tossing her giant loremaster cajones around.

VAE:<font color="#000000">She has balls

VAE:<font color="#000000">and it's cojones, you fail

VAE:<font color="#000000">Clearly, too much steroids. How often was she using &quot;enlarge person&quot; ?

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">you've never heard a mexican say it. It's cajones. Hell, to be more accurate, it'd be cajonehs.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just wondering if it's worth trying to see that they do live for a curse, of if we should show no mercy.&quot;

* Liatai tosses a fish at VAE's head. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;We were going to show mercy? =w=&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;When was this decided?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We'll need to interrogate at least some of them, anyways.. the higher ranking ones by preference.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;It's.. not well known. The disease is somewhat rare, thankfully.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm...how easy does it spread? &quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;We're getting off track anyway. Our mission here is to drop their dragon-jammer.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt nods to Gamal. &quot;Indeed. Still, killing everything isn't our primary goal anyway. So, let us review what we do know. Tathi, I have a few more questions for you.&quot;

You whisper to Ghostwish: However you could describe a DC 13 Will save. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy never heard hennyddink about mercy. Hy tought ve vere chust gunna kill dem.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Bit of a question.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Can we move off the highly visible beachfront when planning?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">=w=

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Lirimaer, where do you pick all this up, anyway?

TMG:<font color="#000000">Meany, I think we're hiding in the trees.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;It can very, very dangerous to the common sailor, or a peasent. But to adventurers? We should be allright, barring bad luck.&quot; Literally, DC13 will save.

You whisper to Ghostwish: Assume I don't know what the Elven means and require translation, please. :B :B :B *brick'd*

TMG:<font color="#000000">The ship is to the north, as far as I know.

Gamal-Junayd whispers: for gamal's specific acrobatic style..hoe far of a jump would it be from the edge of beach/pier to the ship, withoug using any gangplank? and is it a jump mainly up, or accross

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Really.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Really really.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;And I like my books, dear.&quot; She says, smirking.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Because where we are on the map is not hiding in trees.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Direction of the footprints and all.

Tathi whispers: &quot;Lovely One&quot;. :P

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">It's on the border of beachfront/soil.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I...only have a +2 to will saves.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">4 here

You whisper to Railock: Depends where on the beach you jumped from. At least 10-15 feet up and 25 feet long.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Lol.

TMG:<b><font color="#000000">from the northern direction

</b><font color="#000000"> we are hidden, meany.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">+9.

TMG:<font color="#000000">That's all that matters, we're good unless Lia says otherwise.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You're a monk. You have max save progression for all saves.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Could someone help me with some Pythagorean theorem?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I CAN!

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Yes?:&gt;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">What's C if A is 15 and B is 25?

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">The ONLY formula I ever us. XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">225+525

VAE:<font color="#000000">er 625

Gamal-Junayd whispers: ah damn. distance isnt a problem but can only reach 8 feet high without a roll. no dramatic effortless jump accross the gap heh

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's 750

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt turns to look at everyone in a rough circle. &quot;Alright. So, here's what we know. The Sahuagin Queen is a spiritbound vessel. The binding spirit is -probably- the source of the shroud that hides the ship from the senses of dragons. However, none of the dragons mentioned that the island itself would be shrouded. Tathi.&quot; Gnogglebolt looks her direction.

VAE:<font color="#000000">27.4

RAM:<font color="#990000">No.

RAM:<font color="#990000">29.1

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;You are the most knowledgeable of such magic here. What are the odds that the source of whatever hides the ship itself is -also- shrouding the island? Or are they likely two different sources, two different effects?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">bullshit

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Rounding up to units of 5, is all good.

VAE:<font color="#000000">octave said so

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Knowledge Arcana, I am assuming?

RAM:<font color="#990000">What's 625+225, VAE.

VAE:<font color="#000000">850...

VAE:<font color="#000000">*headdesk*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep.

* VAE fails today

RAM:<font color="#990000">VAE.

* VAE fails so fucking much

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 16 + 18 = 34&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Knowledge Arcana!

RAM:<font color="#990000">Never, EVER doubt me when it comes to math.

TMG:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;sqrt((15^2)+(25^2)) = sqrt(15 ^ 2 + 25 ^ 2) = 29.1547594743&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 17 + 18 = 35&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Arcane

VAE:<font color="#000000">I will doubt you plenty

You whisper to Ghostwish: It's quite likely. What's affecting the vessel shouldn't be also affecting a whole island. There's probably another ward on the island, if not several.

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's just ... better to do so when I'm more mentally acute than today

You whisper to VAE: It's quite likely. What's affecting the vessel shouldn't be also affecting a whole island. There's probably another ward on the island, if not several.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Bad news. The discovery of our draconic friend being unable to see the island likely means they have not one, but two wards.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;One on the ship.. and one somewhere on the island.&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Btw. ))

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well... If I were to wager there's more of them,i'd likely win a hefty sum. Tathi's right.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then I'd suggest...we take out the one on the ship, which is far more mobile..and then deal with the one on the Island.&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Did what I was saying earlier make it in? ))

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I see. Well then. Let us prioritize.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Yay, more tinks to kill!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:3

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">brb, supper!!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If they run on the ship without a ward..our draconic friends can take care fo them.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That makes sense. The island can't float away.&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( About having to fight the urge to take this island as a second lair, for the beachfront property. ))

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;If we were to take out the island's ward, the Sahuagin Queen could escape. If it does, it's own ward is still active, and they can set up shop somewhere else.&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( =3= ))

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;If we take out the ship's ward, the island is irrelevant.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No, that didn't make it in. But is funny. XD

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt nods to the others. &quot;Yes, indeed.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">brb, phone

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Would be best to take out both in case. They are pirates. Can steal another ship if this one is not warded.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;But we can deal with the second one later, as was stated.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot; S&#236;.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Plus, den ve get to kill more pirates.&quot; :3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now...though we can't know this for sure, just -how- likely is it that the ship's own ward is, in fact, on the ship itself? Check my thinking, Tathi. If they hide the source of the ward on the ship itself, it would travel with them and be under it's onw effect. If the source were elsewhere, and it were disabled, the ship would be visible.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Are these reasonable assumptions?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Even if they steal another ship, they'll have to spend time moving the ward ,and enchanting it to take it. Hell, we can't know if they don't have another island base somewhere.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">back!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">ANother question for Tathi.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Bacon complete.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy belieff dat kommon sense dictates de vard koverink de schip iz, indeed, on saeed schip, Gnogglebolt.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It is thick-cut take 20 bacon and amazing.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:O

* Dr. Hatari reads.

* Liatai jealouses. &gt;:d

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Our draconic friends have specifically said they cannot sense the ship, even when it is out at sea. This likely means there is a ward on the ship.&quot;

* RAM steals some bacon!

* Dr. Hatari is up to date.

* RAM omnomnoms stoled Hatari bacon. &gt;:d

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Alright. So, here's what sounds like should be our plan of priorities...we should engage the sip first, and attempt to disable its ward, possibly without even encountering the crew if possible. If we do that, the ship can be found by the dragons, but in the immediate moment, they probably would still be covered by the island. So then, after disabling the ship's ward, we could immediately look for the island's ward. If they take the ship out from the cover of the island, Max can intercept them. If they stay in the island, we'll have the ward down eventually. Lose-lose situation for them.&quot;

* Dr. Hatari bites esophogeal bacon. :E

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Anyone see any flaws with this?&quot; gnogglebolt looks around.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;How we disable ward without encountering crew?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If we take the ship..and cannot find the ward..even if we can..it may be easier to just sink it so none escape justice.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wolves smell.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmmm&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Sounds fine. We'll have to storm the ship sooner or later.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Looks like Shankfang is going to be some shooting.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt grins to Swallowtail. &quot;After I ask a few quesions of you, Swallowtail.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy see a very big flav.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If we disable the ship's ward...&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;How much do you know about these 'spiritbound' vessels?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We could just signal the position of the ship to the dragons somehow, no?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 19 + 18 = 37&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Knowledge Arcana!

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;I was not trained in their sabotage.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;If ve disable de krev viddout fightink dem, den Hy don' get to schoot hennyone!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Not quite, Miron. They can't see the ship. It's shrouded in mist like the island.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">*ward, rather.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">not crew.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;And if it's next to the island.. well. Wards spill over.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's not exactly what I was asking, Swallowatil. Are you familiar at all with their capabilities?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I forgot.. &quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;But if they try and take off after the ward's gone? We'll get to see a draconic shooting gallery.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*The inquisitor facepalms

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;That is answer. I did not study them. I know only that spirits are bound to them, often against their will, and they grant powers to ships.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Max can probably beat a real leviathan at its own game.&quot; He smirks.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;The power depends on the spirit.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;..Hrm.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well. The specific question I had in mind was this. Tathi, maybe you might know something about this too.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Can the spirit actually 'sense' what is around the vessel? Can it sense anything in contact with the vessel?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Any result form that knowledge on spiritbound vessels? :&gt;

* Thomas Lazarus quirks a brow. &quot;...&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I gave you the knowledge earlier and you're an Eberron DM. XP

Tathi: <font color="#ff">(( doh. XD ))

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Oh no no, nothing like that. The spirit is all but blind to the world around it. It's basically an engine of sorts, in this case, for the ward.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt grins. &quot;Excccelent.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Hold your horses.&quot; He frowns. &quot;What're you getting at?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Because, I've been pondering the conundrum of how to approach the vessel undetected.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;In fact.. if we can somehow commune with said bound spirit.. It might actually help us.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">If only certain other bound spirits were so blind.

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#330000">I heard that.

</b>Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Unless it is willingly helping them.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;As Salishea implied.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Legends are told of spirits helping their.... what is word. Free-ers.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Liberators.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Yes, we'd need to know if they captured the spirit, or bargained with it. A shot in the dark, I guess.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Liberators.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do we just have to destroy the spirit's container to dispel the ward? or do we have to deal with the spirit with some sort of banishment?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;I do not know.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt grins up at Thomas. &quot;This.&quot; He takes the top off oh his cargo-pack, stuffed with things to be bigger in volume than himself, and pulls out...a strange contraption. It's a large, shperical helmet with thick leather cowling around the bottom, and several bladders and hoses around it.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:o

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;What better way to approach a waterborne vessel than from underwater?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;.... how we enter ship then?&quot; =w=;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Hrmm..&quot; He examines.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Both works, actually, although I would recommend destroying the container. If we just banish it, they could replace it. But destroying the mechanism frees the spirit, which could then be banished if it turns out to be hostile.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ven deed hyu get vun uf doze?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks at swallowtail. &quot;The ship is made of wood. Wood can be cut, it can be croken.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;What, in Alobal's name, is that?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">if only we had underwater effective explosives. move in, plant a bomb, run like hell...one sunk ship.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;... does not cutting ship make ship sink?&quot; =w=;;;;;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Depends.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Can you make a big enough cut?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks at Shankfang. &quot;Picked it up in Resca. They had many of them, for obvious reasons.&quot; Shankfang recognizes it, it's a 'seahelm'

RAM:<font color="#990000">Hee, explosives. :3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">My dungeon! D: *brick'd*

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;If you are careful, the air pressure will keep the water from rising.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks up at swallowtail, and grins wider. &quot;Yes.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hang on now --&quot; =w=;;;;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Though there are still ways to cut a hole without sinking it.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;We had caves like that, that mages needed to summon air elementals to lower.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Ah. Melloneamin, I have considered sinking the ship. There is a problem.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;What if they've still got slaves on that thing?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;But...but den Hy don' get to schoot hennyddink!&quot; D: Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Sinking the ship does not destroy the wards. And what Edaric has brought up too.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus is still considering. &quot;...&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt pauses. 'Well, that's thwen why I'd be careful to cut the hole to not sink it. Or at least, only very very slowly.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Okay lia

VAE:<font color="#000000">The charsheet of miron is fully up to date

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Really, I'm just thinking of a way to -enter- the ship from underwater, not necessariloy sink it.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So we sink it..after we destroy the wards, and clear out any slaves.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Gnogglebolt, may I suggest another idea?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;We'd be condemning innocent people to a watery grave for the sake of getting rid of a few pirates.&quot; =w=;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;If we board the ship from a lower deck, ther's a chance we can go undetected at least for a little while. Perhaps long enough to find this 'container' for the spirit.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vy kan' ve chust assault from de front und kill everyone?&quot; =3=

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Innocent people who'd likely die soon anyways..but yes, it isn't that brilliant a plan. Still, a good fallback.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;But no, not necessarily sinking. Forget that part.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Gnogglebolt, may I suggest another idea?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes, Tathi?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;But..if we could climb the ship...it might allow us to get a few people on the ship before the main assault force attacks from the gangplank. Allows less of a chance the people on deck will head below to kill any captives.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vy must hyu make komplicated plans?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;You could use that.. device.. to simply come up the ship from the other side, perhaps unexpected. But that makes me think. An underwater route might not be safe. These are aquatic foes, afterall.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt nods to Gamal And Tathi. &quot;Yes, I had also thought of simply rappeling up to the top deck from the water with this. Anything's possible. And--er...hrm. Aquatic foes, you say?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;What kind?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Salishea warned us not to underestimate them. And there's only one helmet. That means one infiltrator, alone. I don't like any plan where we split up and approach a galleon crew of dangerous marauders. Not to mention the ship is moored and still covered by the island's wards. The regular crew could easily bail out, and then be storming the beach all up and down on high alert and poised to fight us anyways.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm... makes me think&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I say we should simply assault them head on.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Those are called seawolves for a reason, Gnogglebolt. I'm not sure if they can breathe underwater, but they can certainately swim.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Together, protecting each other, and prepared.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I still have two flying potions left from the fiasco with miss Lundy.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just one helm? Not much use for any real assault then. If it were three or four? That might of been a plan. Charge the gangplank may be our best bet afterall.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Finally, zumone vo agrees vith me!&quot; Shankfang smiles and slaps Thomas on the back.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fly up, firebomb them,. and then attack from water while they deal with the fire?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus staggers. =w=;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ships, after all are made of wood.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;No, I have to side with Edaric on any attack on the ship itself. There could be innocents aboard.&quot;

* Liatai turns on Pirates of the Carribbean music. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..True. They are slavers.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy like hyu schtyle, Tomas.&quot; |3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If there's slaves on board, a firebomb attack would endanger them more then the slavers.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt nods to Thomas. &quot;That actually is what I was thinking of. I wasn't discouting the frontal assault entirely.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;They are seamen. They hlikely have effective methods for dealing with such things.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;What I was thinking.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Besides, if anything, slaves are kept below deck.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;And chained.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;If there's an entire squad assaulting them from the beach...they're much less likely to notice someone sneaking up from below.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well..flying might help a few get there faster..but other than that...I say we head straight for the gangplank and hit them so fast they dont have time to react.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;And...I suppose Miron's flying potions would also be useful here.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus frowns. &quot;..But what if the one person sneaking up from below encounters the captain?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I am liking the frontal assualt more and more.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;So, say we have three infiltrators; one with this seahelm, two with the flying.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;So.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Can seawolves breathe underwater?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Never undervalue what a good distraction can do.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It's too risky. It would mean the infiltrator's death or capture.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Taddi agrees, too!&quot; :D

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Everyone else engages in a loud diversionary assault from the beach.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;We deal with the ship, then the island?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No, but they can hold their breath for a dang long time.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Incoming Half-Orc hug, Tathi!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;The seawolves will be distracted.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">OHGOD

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+reflex = 8 + 7 = 15&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">In fact, you can see something cresting the waves of the bay right now, like a dolphin rising for air, before dipping back under.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then the three infiltrators can rapidly approach the ship and come in from below. The one with the seahelm cuts a hole in the side, the two flyers dash to meet there.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 5 + 5 = 10&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; Spot check!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 15 + 10 = 25&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Hug attack!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Darn. &gt;:/

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Spot Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 5 + 0 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Oh the crushing hugs!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then, while everyonew else is still busy with the fight topside, the three infiltrators look for the ward.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I don't know.. wouldn't that take hours of work?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Um. Gnogglebolt?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Except that the three infiltrators will be lacking from the forces above. &quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Bad news. Your underwater plan is scrapped. There's some of them in the water.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hence, flyover, and drop a few alchemist's fires on.. maybe a fireball.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus watches the water.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;One thing is sure - if we allow them to escape, or kill us, the slaves are up to a much worse end.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Watch. Every so once and a while one of them comes up for air. I'm not sure how many are there.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt glances at Thomas. 'Er, no. Not if someone knew what they were doing. Like me. Though I was wondering if anyone else might be able to.&quot; He glances to Miron. &quot;Yes, the infiltrators will be alone, but there will also be much less of anything of the enemy belowdecks because they will all be busy on top too.&quot; He then glances to Aelian.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Oh.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Well, that one stops him.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;If there are already some in the water, then darn. There goes that.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So..Frontal charge?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Thank goodness.&quot; =w=;

Seawolf:<font color="#000000">You can see them rise up to the surface every few minutes; seals with the furred heads of wolves.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Thought so. They can't actually breath water, but they've got a set of lungs on them.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy say ve chust assault dem from de front und krush dem vith sheer, overvelmink brute force.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah, the brute force approach.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;...They're kinda pretty. =w=&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">(Disappointed, liatai. when I was a DM, I -wished- my players would come up with clever circumventing plans like this. : )

TMG:<font color="#000000">&gt;: Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You make it sound so much less organized and elegant than it actually is.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm still for the flyover, *then* an assault*

VAE:<font color="#000000">TMG

VAE:<font color="#000000">Talk about it

VAE:<font color="#000000">in the Dark Pegasus game I ran

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Be disappointed all you want, you're dealing with smart villains. ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">The folks bypassed half the dungeon

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( The plan wasn't actually advantageous to a frontal assault. You just want to use the seahelm. :P ))

RAM:<font color="#990000">Techy, they're sea wolves.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Though Miron's plan *is* valid, or at least I don't see why it wouldn't work

RAM:<font color="#990000">Of course they have forces in the sea.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">and what happens when they fail to put the fire out, VAE?

RAM:<font color="#990000">That's just logical.

VAE:<font color="#000000">The ship burns out, and we *still* come out ahead

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;If we're quite done analyzing and talking on the beach -- they're all around us and we're bound to be spotted sooner or later.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Let's get moving.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's unlikely, and still work

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;I see one big one and five small ones.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">VAE earns one evil point.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Agreed. Let's move.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Right then.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy...don' tink lightink de schip on fire iz such a goot idea. It's a galleon, und kould very possibly hef kannons.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Acutally.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I note one big flaw with the frontal assault.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Kannons dat reqvire black powder to fire.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">can we see any cannon pots?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">ports*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm, ammo detonation would be a problem... but then, if it happens, our problems are still dealt with.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No cannon ports.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;A lot uf black powder.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;We're going to be visible and obvious, we will be seen before we board the ship.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Besides, if it has cannons... they could use it against us as soon as they spot us.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">They must have other ways of repelling invaders.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Inevitably.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">any visible catapults? those might still have greek fire

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Believe me, I have seen folks hurt by shrapnel ,and it isn't pretty.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;What's to stop them from simply kicking the gangplank off? Then we can't get on and they can pick us off at their leisure with arrows and ballistae.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Fortunately, it's a galleon.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We could fly? Or put it back? Or climb?&quot; &gt;.&gt;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Right then. Gurth gothrimlye. Let's get them.&quot;

You whisper to Ghostwish: Translation?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dat iz vy hyu moff fast. Kill de sentries, schtorm de gangplank.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Two people can fly, with the leftover potions.&quot;

Tathi whispers: NEVAH. :P

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Thomas, if they do that and we try that, we'll be under fire. From lower ground.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm in for starting the attack.&quot;

Tathi whispers: &quot;Death to our Foes&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I do not like that tactical position.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Me neither.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;:|

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;And we could do what about that?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Surely we can give the boarders some covering fire, Shankfang is always talking about shooting...if we shoot enough at em they'll have to keep their heads down.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm just thinking about this and wondering how anyone else is thinking the frontal assault can possibly succeed if they can deny us access to the ship so easily and quickly if they see us coming.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;As an aside.. Tathi's modus operandi is setting things on fire. If anything there is vulnerable to being set off, we're far better off if it does *before* we hop on&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We could have ranged attackers secure the gangplank first, then.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I'll be using lightning mostly.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Direct fire, and much less chance of fire.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;And no, in case you're wondering, I'm not still talking about the seahelm. I just didn't think about -this- until now.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I seen that work so well last time.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ve kan only get tree odder pipple aboard oddervise. How does dat help us?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vun uf vom vould be in danger before even gettink near de schip.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;A frontal assault iz really our best option.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You done overanalyzing this and paralyzing us with unconstructive planning?&quot; -_-

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;How, thomas? How does that work? The edges of the top deck have solid railing walls. If they duck, we can't hit them. Then someone could just shimmy to the ganplank gap and cut the gangplank loose.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Brother.. I have proposed what I think a working plan half an hour ago.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Is there any boxes or build up on the beach that might be close to the height of the ship?

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Whatever we decide, should decide quick.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;They are patrolling.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Actually.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Evirontment question.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">What's the rough estimated distance beween the gangplank on the beach and the nearest cover on the island?

* Thomas Lazarus looks to Miron.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Brother, pass me a potion of fly, please.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*passesThomas one of the pair of potions*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Not on the map. So more than 30 feet. ^^;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Svallowtail iz right. Let's chust freakink go already!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;There. I'll lead and secure the entrance.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi smirks. &quot;Oh wow. Thomas dropping in the middle of their ship? Sszeyl should go with you.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Thank you.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh, that's closer than expected.

Miron:<font color="#000000">*nod*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Not 30 feet.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">More than 30 feet.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;I would go if you'd let me. But I know you won't.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">=3=

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy kan use de odder und provide air support, if hyu like.&quot; :3

TMG:<font color="#000000">If we at least get to the nearest trees/boulder cover before the gangplank, we can indeed blitz--er.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There's about 60-80 feet of beach between ship and cover.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;May Saint Cuthbert smite the foes that cross your path, Thomas. We'll be following.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Good luck.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">How much more than thirty feet? Estimated from our vantage point?

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Actually, yes, I think Shankfang would be a better wingman up there.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">AH.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Hrm.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If I was just a bit faster...I could rush the distance.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">That is indeed problematic as I was thinking.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;...I concur.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Up to you all.&quot; He mumbles and draws out his shield.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Gamal, I think you should charge in with Sszeyl.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tom, hang on.&quot;

* Edaric hums a phrase and taps Thomas' shoulder. Consider yourself blurred.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, the first thing we need to do is get over to that treeline along the beach undetected.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Charging in in what I expected to be doing, no problem. I hope he can keep up.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Yes, Miron? Give that other potion to Shankfang. He'll have a clear shot on everyone if he's above them.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;If we're detected before then, all is lost.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Their fire's gonna be on you. Every little bit helps.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Allright.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:3

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Before the battle, tathi casts detect invisibility. Should let her see any sneaky ninjas. :P

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Potion get!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Thomas.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*passes it on*

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Here.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Pistol ready!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Lemme draw a bit more map. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Sszeyl offers a feather token. =w=

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Bless you the Cudgel, too.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Magic whip. One more attack for when you're fighting.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...?&quot; =w=;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">quick break then? brb for bio. :P

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Since I'm quite slowed down under all this weight, and I do have a reliable way of delivering ordinance at range, I think I can stay on the beach and bombard the deck while our quick members rush the gangplank and secure it.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You hold onto it.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Very well.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;How's -that-? Not all of us rush the gangplank at once.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Do I not get any buffs? : Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&gt;: Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You will. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:D

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Right then..&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;The quick ones first while us slower ranged fighters cover them, then we follow. How's that sound?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;And yes, with air support.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus uncorks the fly potion and chugs it.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&gt;:3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Potion chugged!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Pistol out and ready!

* Thomas Lazarus drops the bottle in the sand, and then mutters a spell.

* Thomas Lazarus casts Shield of Faith on himself.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt holds his bombchucker and gets a few more of his ordinance out of his cargo pack and clips it onto his bandolier.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Ebil grin in place. &gt;:3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Right. I've got about five minutes of toughness.&quot;

<i><font color="#0000ff">Visitor from Hammerspace is disconnected.

</i>Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Alright. Let's go.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Form up on this map, please!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom invokes a Mass Aid spell. Everyone gains. &#171; &#160;1d8+8 = 8 + 8 = 16&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; temporary HP and +1 morale bonus to hit for 8 minutes!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">...Where can I find the effects of the flight potion, btw?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's the Fly spell.

TMG:<font color="#000000">er. Quick question.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Shall we call session here, or is it going to be a short fight?

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Also, no one ever did answer me.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Ship first then island, or ship then discount the island all together.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/fly.htm

TMG:<font color="#000000">Which cardinal direction is the ship relative to the beach the gangplank is tied to?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh for crying out loud.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Me and Jamal are the fastest in the party short of fliers.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ship then island was the implied plan.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The bow is facing you. :P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">What's a bow? :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Front of the ship is in your direction.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">meany what's your speed?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">...Call session?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Are you high?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">It's only 9!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">He always suggests that. It's his schtick. :P

TMG:<font color="#000000">that's...not what I was asking. I was asking because I need to know in what orientation to put Gnogglebolt in the formation.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Okay.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Where shall be the head of the column?

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">50.

TMG:<font color="#000000">He should be &quot;behind&quot; the rushers relative to the ship.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Imagine a ship.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">back

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The ship is west of the beach, in the water.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I'm 45 so shouldnt be that far behind you

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The front of the ship is facing you.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oriented north-south.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Is THAT enough for you? :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron is 20ft

TMG:<font color="#000000">West of the beach. Okay. Yes. -that- is enough. :&gt;

VAE:<font color="#000000">where to slap him?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">That means gnogglebolt should be over here.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Okay, what we are basing the formation on?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Speed, or arbitrary?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang stands beside Tom, grinning excitedly ast his companion. &quot;Hyu ready to kick zum ass, Tomas?&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Fast melee guys up 'front', everyone slow and with a ranged weapon in back

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Fly, then fast runners, then everyone else.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well, Miron is slow melee guy XD

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">thomas and shank are flying. gamal and sszeyl are the rushers. You should probably be in the third line.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Fast guys go first while ranged guys cover them, onnce fast guys have scaled the gangplank to hold it, everyone else follows

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">As should gnogglebolt.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Absolutely.&quot; Srs bsns face Thomas.

GM:<font color="#000000">Copying!

TMG:<font color="#000000">...Tathi and sszeyl should probably switch places

VAE:<font color="#000000">move gnogglebolt then?

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh well. :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">Nevermind.

VAE:<font color="#000000">he should be third line

TMG:<font color="#000000">we ARE in the third line.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">What. No. XD

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Battle music playing &gt;:3

VAE:<font color="#000000">no

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Let's go!

VAE:<font color="#000000">third line vertical

VAE:<font color="#000000">not third olumg

TMG:<font color="#000000">......Liatai, permission to temporarily vandalize your map?

TMG:<font color="#000000">I can undo it after.

VAE:<font color="#000000">lines go that way

GM:<font color="#000000">Uhm, excuse me.

GM:<font color="#000000">May I interrupt to tell you that mapswitch has occurred?

TMG:<font color="#000000">...eh. Nevermind. :B

* Dr. Hatari is on new map. :3

GM:<font color="#000000">Please go to the Sahuagin Queen.

* Ghostwish is too. :&gt;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Okay, there we go.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Wait

RAM:<font color="#990000">Loading...

VAE:<font color="#000000">How does this even work?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Loading...

RAM:<font color="#990000">Loading...

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean,.. the flying guys are no further than anyone else,

GM:<font color="#000000">Now adjust. I give you ten minutes.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We have to spawn somewhere. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt is exactly where he should be in this formation, as far as I can tell.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Adjust? I'm ready for init! &gt;:3

RAM:<font color="#990000">We fly ahead at full speed, tangle them up, then the rest of the party storms forth.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Let's go!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Putting Miron in front, then

TMG:<font color="#000000">Miron, where are you going

TMG:<font color="#000000">No!

TMG:<font color="#000000">Miron is not a speedy guy!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Why?

TMG:<font color="#000000">He has 20ft move speed!

TMG:<font color="#000000">Max!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm true

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">tech is still not on the new map apparently..

TMG:<font color="#000000">Better. Also, again, Sszeyl and tathi should probably switch

GM:<font color="#000000">Gnomes. =w=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">but then.. second line has people with 50 and 30

RAM:<font color="#990000">Thomas here?

VAE:<font color="#000000">so does first

TMG:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl's going to rush, Tathi gives covering fire

TMG:<font color="#000000">so rusher should be in front

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">............

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Tech.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">The formation is oriented towards the north.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Not west.

VAE:<font color="#000000">So he's on the wrong line too

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">NOW we are switching to a western front.

TMG:<font color="#000000">I am on the sahuagin queen map.

TMG:<font color="#000000">The ship. Is to. The west. Relative to the party.

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Gentlemen. ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">....... Can I go ahead and point out real quick that Thomas is going to take a run action and immediately negate the purpose of this obsessively assembled formation? =w=;

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Please calm down. =ww= ))

TMG:<font color="#000000">wait, are we disagreeing to agree?

VAE:<font color="#000000">now all you need is to swap Sszeyl and Swallowtail

TMG:<font color="#000000">I think Swallowatil's a rusher, too.

VAE:<font color="#000000">With a speed of 20 below Sszeyl ?

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean.. if you are saying 30ft/round and 50 ft/round characters go at the same pace

TMG:<font color="#000000">Gamal was going with Sszeyl, too. Or so I heard.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Hey, Ghost...

VAE:<font color="#000000">you might as well have Miron with the 30ft/round ones

Ghostwish: <font color="#0000FF">LET'S GO ALREADY

TMG:<font color="#000000">I am rapidly losing my grip on what's supposed to be going on.

RAM:<font color="#990000">THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL!

RAM:<font color="#990000">AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Here.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I have fuck all idea, as well

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Let me help.

GM: <font color="#000000">OKAY!

RAM:<font color="#990000">THROUGH THE NAZI LINES!

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">PRIMO VICTORIA!

VAE:<font color="#000000">I thought I knew back on the other map

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Drop your convoluted plan.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We're assaulting the ship.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">ROLLING INITIATIVE

VAE:<font color="#000000">Guys, simple

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's not that hard.

VAE:<font color="#000000">arrange tokens in speed order

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((dexterity-10)/2) = 16 + floor((19 - 10) / 2) = 20&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; initiative!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Is it time for fightink now? &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 5 + 5 = 10&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Initiative!

VAE:<font color="#000000">then, group

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We ready to begin assaulting in init? :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Initiative Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 17 + 6 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

GM:<font color="#000000">Consider this your surprise round, and roll init!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 18 + 2 = 20&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; Dex check!

TMG:<font color="#000000">When Liatai calls for it. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 10 + 0 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Init

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Alright.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Init it is.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 15 + 5 = 20&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; initiative!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 12 + 1 = 13&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 14 + 3 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Only one standard or move action.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Damn, can't double move. =w=

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 10 + 1 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Railock:<font color="#000000">gets us closer for the charge!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I can move into effective firing range. I'm happy.

GM:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt, roll init!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnome init! &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 12 + 1 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">BRB.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Only one standard or move action, hmm~? Let's see.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Sorry, was called by mother to do something real quick

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">...can I roll a UTD check and say that Gnogglebolt's already loaded his bombchucker?

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm, bugger

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It's okay, I had to deal with gas. Someone must have bumped the stove and turned on a burner without igniting it.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah, roll.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">as in, tin the six seconds before the surprise round?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron has no attack that goes beyond Close range

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah, roll.

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Liatai:<font color="#000000">Go, desert man, go! :D

VAE:<font color="#000000">Play it off, desert cat!

Railock:<font color="#000000">Move forward as fast as I can, drawing weapons as I go, nothing special with just a move action

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">UTD check against DC 12 to prime Alchemical Grenade (impossible to fail excepting MR), MR is 1. Use Tech Device: &#171; &#160;1d20+16 = 5 + 16 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Aelian has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">done

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Bombchucker has a primed Electricaql Alchemical grenade loaded.

GM:<font color="#000000">Half-elf hunter, go!

GM:<font color="#000000">-- oh.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian sneaks on up, low and quiet. Rolls needed?

GM:<font color="#000000">Three 20s in init. Ah well. :B

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">20 dex. Sszeyl?

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">14

GM:<font color="#000000">If you're using Hide/Move Silently, you can only move half speed unless you accept a higher DC.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Looking at this... initial position doesn't really matter

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 9 + 12 = 21&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; hide and &#171;  &#160;1d20+12 = 9 + 12 = 21&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; move silently!

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">What will that get me? :&gt;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">To there, silently and hidden.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Excellent. :&gt;

Tathi has received initiative.Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Done!

GM:<font color="#000000">And now for the wizard!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">er, re-sort my init? I'm below the pees I should be. Should be with Thomas

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">*peeps

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hm, so there is a reason for Miron to buy or otherwise get Sound Lance later on. ranve.

VAE:<font color="#000000">*Range

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi points her hand at Seawolf Bruiser, &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 4 + 6 = 10&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; and unleashes TWIN beams of fire at them for &#171;  &#160;4d6+4d6 = 17 + 19 = 36&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; points of damage! Geezus. She could have hit them from a whopping 180 feet away!

VAE:<font color="#000000">but then.. meh. He's a close range attacker

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Thankya. :&gt;

Tathi: <font color="#ff">(( what the toot- how does Tathi have 19 dex? Did someone cast a boost? ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">...Why didn't you Fireball him? =3=

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Hello? Ship? Flammable?

Seawolf Bruiser 1:<font color="#000000">Unfortunately, the beams of fire go way, way wide. Quick bugger! He turns and roars at the group.

VAE:<font color="#000000">That's the point, sort of

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Slaves, etc. We argued about this already. :P

Sszeyl has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You missed the memo.

GM:<font color="#000000">Go monk go!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">19 Dex? That can't be right. I only have 20, and that's with magic items!

VAE:<font color="#000000">ooh!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">-- OH

Tathi: <font color="#ff">(( yeah. dropping it back to her usual 17. WHO BEEN TAMPERIN'. &gt;:O ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">light of lunia is medium

Liatai:<font color="#000000">DUH.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Tathi, your beams of fire should have hit.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Done.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Flat-footed.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Oh. FLATFOOTED. XD

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Yup!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">How did I get moved back five feet? =w=

Seawolf Bruiser 1:<font color="#000000">Well, the roaring remains, but it's accompanied by the sound and smell of sizzling fur and flesh.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Gotcha, furball.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Ninja approach...

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas simply kicks his init up to 20+1 with this prep round, in hopes of taking a full-round run before dem wolves do, next round.

TMG:<font color="#000000">And they're flatfooted until they actually take a turn! &gt;:3

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt, go!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Init adjusted.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt raises his freshly-loaded bombchucker as the grenade inside ticks, points it up towards the ship, and pulls the trigger! Ranged Touch Attack (against a square, will point out in next post if success) with an MR of 1, &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 17 + 7 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Aiming at the square 15, 5

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I see. :3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">AC 5, effectively. Drawing burst.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Everything in that burst takes &#171; &#160;1d6+1d6 = 5 + 6 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; piercing damage, plus &#171;  &#160;1d6 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; electrical damage. In additon, make a DC 15 Fortitude Save or be dazed for 1 round!

Seawolf Bruiser 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 5 + 11 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Seawolf 3:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 11 + 6 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">with a CHOONK, the bombchucker propels it's ordinance, a small round object that impacts the deck in an electrical explosion!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">End turn.

Seawolf Bruiser 1:<font color="#000000">You can hear pained yelps in the middle of the CRACKABANG!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Ed moves closer, drawing a crossbow.

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;For once, one of these things had worked *clap*&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Be nice. ^^;&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sorry, noticed a map error.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang takes to the air, cackling maniacally as he shoots forward. Can maybe roll intimidate check? Maybe make some of them flinch or something?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh no. The ship is MUTATING! *bricked*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Went too far.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Single move action.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There.

TMG:<font color="#000000">there is an intimidate in combat action under the intimidate skill

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">60 flight speed.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">He has a fly spell active. 60ft fly. :3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ohhhh.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">isnt fly 60?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Derp. Sorry. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Intimidate is, I believe, a standard action.

Miron has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yes, you can intimidate in combat for actual bonuses. However, you have to threaten in melee. Also it's a standard action.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And the result is they become shaken one round.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">IE worthless for non-necromancers.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sorry. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">would the werewolves be magical enough to count for Dark Knowledge (arcane) ?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">They're magical beasts, does that count? And they're seawolves. :P

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Rats.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I think it does

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oh well, still cackling maniacally.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! READY TO DIE, FURRIES?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!&quot; &gt;:3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 4 + 7 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+3 = 16 + 3 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+3 = 5 + 3 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+3 = 20 + 3 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+3 = 5 + 3 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+3 = 13 + 3 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Don't mind me.

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor whips his book of everything open. Sandpaper.. Sahuagin (what?) Serpents.. Separation of Church and State.. wait, that's too far...*opens book at another end* This is it.. Wolves, Sea. ! &#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 5 + 18 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Dark Knowledge (foe, arcane)

VAE:<font color="#000000">Neat

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Uh oh, there was a nat 20 in there.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I don't like the look of that.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Init, you silly.

Miron has received initiative.TMG:<font color="#000000">I believe that was their collective init for the next round.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah, was sorting.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hmm, good point. :3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;See folks... asides from the fur getting on fire.. these buggers have a few weak spots - mainly legs, the anatomy's a bit messed up...&quot; Everyone gains +1d6 to damage on attacks

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Neat. :o

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">1d6? oh nice

TMG:<font color="#000000">...-all- attacks? Just melee? Ranged included?

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Miron:<font color="#000000">Moving forth 20 ft, and casting Light of Lunia to use next turn

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">All physical attacks I assume.

VAE:<font color="#000000">All attacks

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh, VAE.

VAE:<font color="#000000">That's why I use it instead of Tactics now

VAE:<font color="#000000">?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You can move, or cast, not both.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Surprise round. Move or standard action.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Then, just cast

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">declare dodge on the bruiser, combat expertise set to 5, and charge

VAE:<font color="#000000">because it's a Medium range

VAE:<font color="#000000">gonna hit with it next turn, anyways

VAE:<font color="#000000">okay, frack

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">You fool.

VAE:<font color="#000000">weapon damage rolls

VAE:<font color="#000000">not as brilliant as I thought

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">You've moved into flanking territory.

VAE:<font color="#000000">but still, works for Shenkfang and Tom and all those

* VAE thinks it's a bit unjust

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 8 + 13 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;2d6+8 = 8 + 8 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ehn, spells are fine for damage. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">as in, hitting with a weapon and with a spell not that different

TMG:<font color="#000000">'weapon damage rolls'. Hmm. Would that count grenades/alchemical items, I wonder?

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Yes. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">those don't hit specific spots

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( The effect says weapon damage, so it counts. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Thank you, wizards. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">If anything, single-target spells should count, from the description of it

Seawolf Bruiser 1:<font color="#000000">Your sword carves a nice slice out of the seawolf's side, and it snarls at you... and its eyes begin to gleam red.

VAE:<font color="#000000">but meh, whatever

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;You're mine, big guy.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">why are the flying guys the ones not qquite there yet?

* VAE surprised

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Poor init.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Give it about 6 more seconds. ;3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And Railock buff yourself 16 more HP and 1 AC before you get eaten please. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Flying monkeys =^.^=

Seawolf 3:<font color="#000000">While Gamal taunts the big one, a smaller one steals up behind, and proceeds to open up on the desert man's back. Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+7+2 = 15 + 7 + 2 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and two claws &#171;  &#160;1d20+1+2 = 16 + 1 + 2 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+1+2 = 10 + 1 + 2 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 4 + 1 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;, and if the bite hits, roll a Will save, human.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Desert man is dessert

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Will Save : &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 20 + 4 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">bites the only one that landed

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">FUK UR DISEASE

Seawolf 3:<font color="#000000">No curse for you, but dang, that stings.

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.TMG:<font color="#000000">Fly, thomas, fly!

TMG:<font color="#000000">...also.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The heavily armed and armored Inquisitor puts on a surprising burst of speed, and sprints the entire length of the beach and gangplank in a sand-tossing charge.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Flying inquisitor XD

TMG:<font color="#000000">Thmaos, and Shankfang, you guys should probably note your altitude. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nobody expects the Kellon Inquisition!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I am picturing Thomas flying all Mary Poppins.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Actually.

Seawolf 3:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 7 + 7 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; bite AoO!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">With an umbrella.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas provokes 2 AoO's.

Seawolf Bruiser 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 18 + 14 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+9 = 6 + 9 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; bite AoO!

* Thomas Lazarus moves right on past his ally. &gt;:3

Seawolf Bruiser 1:<font color="#000000">OUCH. Yeah, roll Will, human.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">So help me.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;:O &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 6 + 9 = 15&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">By the skin of your dice.

Seawolf Bruiser 1:<font color="#000000">No curse for you, but those powerful jaws crunching down on your leg as you zip in for a landing can't have felt good.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Wait.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Blur chance. &gt;:O

Seawolf Bruiser 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Seawolf Bruiser 1:<font color="#000000">LUCKY DUCK.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Noep

* Thomas Lazarus remembered a bard's buffs and dodges!! &gt;:3

VAE:<font color="#000000">a 7ft tall armoured DUCK OF DOOOOM!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Done.

Aelian has received initiative.Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian draws back his longbow, aiming at the magical beast, and lets fly &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 10 + 15 = 25&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+5+1d6 = 4 + 5 + 6 = 15&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; damage!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Which one?

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">For the bruiser!

VAE:<font color="#000000">nice

VAE:<font color="#000000">only one there

VAE:<font color="#000000">Seawolf bruiser

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Wait, there's another one!? Crap. At 15,6

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">TMG: Thmaos, and Shankfang, you guys should probably note your altitude. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">On the ground. :B

Seawolf Bruiser 1:<font color="#000000">That arrow sails straight into the beast's side as it lunges for Thomas, and its lunge takes it all the way down to the deck with a THUD.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Um

VAE:<font color="#000000">15,6 is the only one

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Says you.

VAE:<font color="#000000">so?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Where's the another ?

Tathi has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">not in initiative, or map

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Hey, GM.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Are these guys on four legs? =w=

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Bipedal.

VAE:<font color="#000000">dont' think so

VAE:<font color="#000000">they are furries

Sszeyl:<i><font color="#330000">Excellent.

</i>Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi shoots off a series of dazzling bolts, each one as bright as the sun as they go zipping through the air, shaped and flying like autumn leaves, headed right for Seawolf 3! 20 damage!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">*/Burns

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Think werewolves with webbed fingers and toes.

Seawolf 3:<font color="#000000">And down goes this one in a light show!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Slimy furries

VAE:<font color="#000000">Just like half of DeviantArt

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Done!

Sszeyl has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">(or 17/18 of FA)

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&gt;: Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Stole my kill.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Oh well..

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Double move.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Done.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Melamin, how do you make your magic so lovely, yet so dangerous?&quot;

Aelian whispers: &quot;My love&quot;! :P

* Thomas Lazarus grips his shield strap and narrows his eyes. &quot;...&quot;

Seawolf 1:<font color="#000000">One lunges for Tom! &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 20 + 7 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+3 = 4 + 3 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; bite attack!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;These can't be the real crew they send out raiding, they aren't very good at fighting...&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Daddy always said magic comes from the hearty. Maybe I do take after him.&quot;

Seawolf 1:<font color="#000000">Crit confirm &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 15 + 7 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Seawolf 1:<font color="#000000">And roll Will.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">*heart

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">THOMAS'D. &gt;:O

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 12 + 9 = 21&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">IT HITS TOM- oh wait

Miron:<font color="#000000">*Cringes at the wanktalk*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">BLUR!

Seawolf 1:<font color="#000000">CURSES. &#171; &#160;1d100 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Seawolf 1:<font color="#000000">YOU WIN THIS TIME, GADGET.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">--I mean.

* Thomas Lazarus dodges again? :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You're welcome. :3

* Thomas Lazarus looks surprised. =w=;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Yee! Careful, Thomas!&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus half-heartedly shouts; &quot;Thanks Ed.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Double move onto the gangplank, drawing her tessen.

* You roll to yourself: 1d10 =&gt; 3Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Edaric, mellon, would you cast that one Aelian? Like, always?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Hey!&quot;

Seawolf 5:<font color="#000000">This one tries to bite Sszeyl's left forearm! &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 14 + 7 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">*on aelian

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;If I could make it last longer, I would!&quot; |3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sszeyl also has 16 temporary HP to draw from first, thanks to the mass Aid spell.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Something to do with a certain Tathi's expression that always cracks me up http://www.eshop-rychle.cz/fotky2183/fotos/_vyrn_169Alobal.JPG

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 12 + 7 = 19&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; Will save!

GM:<font color="#000000">Go, gnoggley one!

Seawolf 5:<font color="#000000">No Will save needed, you're not human.

Teeny Rin:<i><font color="#FF0000">You monster.

</i>Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">it's a racist curse

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">What the f- XD

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Does that mean I'm immune, too?

TMG:<font color="#000000">hup

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">What IS that, vae? XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep, only humans contract the curse.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Sweet! Screw you, low will save! I don't need you!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Aluminium foil

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Well then

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">PRAISE THE FUCKING FOIL. MAY IT PROTECT OUR BRAINZ FROM DEM ALIENS.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Al - aluminium Obal - packaging

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Hmm. Well, considering he can't move very far anyway, Gnogglebolt spends a fullround action reloading his bombchucker with more ordinance. Another alchemical grenade, another UTD check, MR 1! Use Tech Device: &#171; &#160;1d20+16 = 12 + 16 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Loaded. Must fire next turn OR ELSE. End turn.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">You know it's a good device when it has an OR ELSE footer on the instructions.

* Edaric fires a crossbow bolt! &#171; &#160;1d20+6-4 = 18 + 6 - 4 = 20&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8 = 6&#160;  &#187; at seawolf 5!

VAE:<font color="#000000">As an aside folks, dunno how many played and care

* You roll to yourself: 1d10 =&gt; 7* VAE was reading the website of Diablo III in the department on thursday

Seawolf 5:<font color="#000000">Wha -- OW THAT WAS MY CALF.

VAE:<font color="#000000">seems like Blizzard did with it the same as WoTC with transition from 3.5 to 4th ed

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">there's asinine things like spell damage being based off weapon damage

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 9 + 11 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Finally. &gt;:3

VAE:<font color="#000000">well

VAE:<font color="#000000">the crossbow bolt

VAE:<font color="#000000">it should have a +1d6

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;BANG!&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh yeah. =w=;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What did I tell you, dummy?!* *rages*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh wait, duh. &#171; &#160;1d100 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">This shall henceforth be the session is nearly-forgotten-buffs. x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Edaric, you oaf

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang takes aim and lets one fly! &#171; &#160;1d20+15+1+1 = 9 + 15 + 1 + 1 = 26&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6+1 = 15 + 1 = 16&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">At which one?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">At number 1!

Seawolf 1:<font color="#000000">The bullet sails right on through the beast's upper chest.

Miron has received initiative.Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Folks, when I tell you where to aim, it's not for laughs. Look at Shekfang, he's got it right.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Less talking, more fightinng.&quot;

Seawolf 1:<font color="#000000">It howls in rage and claps one clawed hand to its chest, where the bullet left its mark.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&gt;:3

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Srs mode monk.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Anyways. First bolt of Light of Lunia, ranged touch on werewolf 1 &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 9 + 6 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">-Wait.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">How far do those howls carry?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu like dat? Hy got plenty more lead vere dat kame from!&quot; &gt;:3

Seawolf 1:<font color="#000000">Solid hit!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d6 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">And

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Because water carries sound farther than air.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 1 + 6 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Another greeting from the angry inquisitor.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Which misses.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">And I think the wolves in the water may have just been told we're attacking them.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;.&gt;;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Sound carries further in water, yes.

Seawolf 2:<font color="#000000">Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 5 + 7 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and two claws &#171;  &#160;1d20+1 = 8 + 1 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+1 = 20 + 1 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 4 + 1 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; on the disguised drow!

RAM:<font color="#990000">But it doesn't transition well from air to water.

Miron:<font color="#000000">And moving forth 20ft.

Seawolf 2:<font color="#000000">Crit confirm - &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 18 + 1 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">No confirm.

* Thomas Lazarus takes 2 damage. &gt;:.

TMG:<font color="#000000">on the sound through water; what Ram said.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Sound traveling well through water only works if the sound -originates- in the water.

RAM:<font color="#990000">It would have to -start- in the water to carry.

Seawolf 4:<font color="#000000">The other one...

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Forgot the half-damage thing in my hp calcs.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Lulz.

Seawolf 4:<font color="#000000">Leaps over the side of the ship.

TMG:<font color="#000000">wait, #4....oh, don't you--I KNEW IT

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Oh bugger, where is that one going?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;If they didn't know we're here before, they do now.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus narrows his eyes.

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Gamal can you take care of this fellow for me?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll do my best&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus watches the water intently. &quot;Thank you.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">5 foot step, dodge on 1, no combat expertise, full attack

TMG:<font color="#000000">Can gnogglebolt shout something?

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Oh boy.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Three words.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Here comes another speech.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+14+AMod = 11 + 14 + 0 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;2d6+6+DMod = 8 + 6 + 0 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">*/Mayuri

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+14+AMod = 15 + 14 + 0 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;2d6+5+DMod = 11 + 5 + 0 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+9+AMod = 17 + 9 + 0 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;2d6+6+DMod = 3 + 6 + 0 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Shout if you like.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Also.

TMG:<font color="#000000">don't forget your+1d6

TMG:<font color="#000000">to each attack

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+9+AMod = 1 + 9 + 0 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;2d6+5+DMod = 8 + 5 + 0 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I remind you that Gnoggle's voice is Winnie the Pooh.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">that's why they are 2d6 and not 1d6

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">what do I roll to avoid critical fumbles?

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">And you are now reading Thomas' lines in the voice of Morgan Freeman.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=w=;;; ?

Seawolf 1:<font color="#000000">I think it's pretty safe to assume that this seawolf is no longer a threat.

VAE:<font color="#000000">=O.0= Railock did something clever for once.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt sees how the fourth one goes over the side, and suddenly, the dispersal of the enemy is not so good. &quot;SSZEYL! MOVE NORTHWEST!&quot; He shouts.

* VAE approve

Seawolf 1:<font color="#000000">Considering it's a pile of giblets.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Railock; there are no fumbles for mundane things in this game, because we have tech devices.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;How far North West.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas nods at Gamal with an approving frown.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">no fumbles for rolling a 1 in combat? okay

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;JUST STEP!&quot; Gnogglebolt shouts back.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">A 1 is just an auto-miss. No other rolls needed. :3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">...erk!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">She is both nicer and meaner than Ghost.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">EAST.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">East, he meant.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">northEAST

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Your path is clear.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Got my cardinal directions confused for a sec.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and done

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 89&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas rises up a few inches off the deck, sloughs off his shield with a clatter, and soars off in a small arc after the fleeing seawolf. He mutters a prayer mid-flight, and a few pseudo-electrical flickers of power trail behind him and his blade. ((Charging blade, strength domain power. &#171; &#160;1d20+16 = 12 + 16 = 28&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+11+1d6 = 4 + 11 + 4 = 19&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;))

Seawolf 4:<font color="#000000">A very nice chunk is carved out of the seal-like creature, leaving a deep red gash in its back, but it's still flailing its flippers...

VAE:<font color="#000000">This is totally an anime

Aelian has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">For now. &gt;:3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Tch.. Shankfang!&quot; He calls for support fire.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean, where else you get attacks like that

* VAE reminded of Wargreymon vs. Megaseadramon

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian draws back his longbow, aiming at the magical beast, Seawolf 5, and lets fly &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 10 + 15 = 25&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+5+1d6 = 1 + 5 + 1 = 7&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; damage!

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Done!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well, Thomas is kind of hardcore anime. :B

Seawolf 5:<font color="#000000">One thing you can say about Aelian's marksmanship, it's consistently good.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;HY SCHELL RAIN LEAD UPON HIM!&quot; &gt;:D

Tathi has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">There's your support confirmation, Thomas. :3

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi points her hand at Seawolf 5, &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 8 + 6 = 14&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; and unleashes TWIN beams of fire at them for &#171;  &#160;4d6+4d6 = 12 + 14 = 26&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; points of damage!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Done!

Seawolf 5:<font color="#000000">Yikes! Well, if that didn't kill him, it came darn close.

Sszeyl has received initiative.Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">I should not have been so sorely tempted to have tathi tell Thomas to yell really loudly so she knows where to aim.. and then Thomas gets a lot higher pitched as the fireball detonates. The disadvantage of calling in artillery. XP

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Five foot step.

TMG:<font color="#000000">...well, Sszeyl's need to move is needed no longer, but Gnogglebolt's said enough outside of his turn this round. :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">ah vel.

TMG:<font color="#000000">makes no difference

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">To Flurry.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Or not to Flurry.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">That is the question.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well.

* Sszeyl considers.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">If you don't flurry...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Flurry the Furry!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You can facecrush. *_*

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Elucidate? ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Bone Crusher, once/encounter.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">....

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I could kiss you.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">But that would be weird.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Save it for the doujin.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Sszeyl gives the beast a look.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">As his eyes slowly bleed to white, and his hand stretches forth.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8+1 = 11 + 8 + 1 = 20&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; Melee attack...

Seawolf 2:<font color="#000000">Hit!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">And the monster has it's face seized in the monk's hand.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">ack, brb, bio

* Dr. Hatari imagines mortal kombat sfx.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Bonecrusher.&quot; &#171; &#160;1d6+4+1d6+4d6 = 1 + 4 + 3 + 9 = 17&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">(&quot;GRT OVR HRE&quot;)

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">And squeeezes.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Also.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Make a forft save.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">fort*

VAE:<font color="#000000">forfeit save?

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD

Seawolf 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 12 + 6 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">You successfully avoid the secondary damage.

TMG:<font color="#000000">...but in this case, it may not matter... &gt;.&gt;

Seawolf 2:<font color="#000000">A yelp of surprise gives way to a scream of pain, and it begins to claw wildly to remove the monk from its face. &gt;8O

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Done.~

TMG:<font color="#000000">or--oh! it -is- still up.

VAE:<font color="#000000">durable fuckers

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">This is the third god damned time it's rained today.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Swallowtail keeps her tessen open,waiting and watching.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nice pirate tokens

Seawolf 5:<font color="#000000">The wolf Tathi fried with her rays of flame suddenly shudders, fur falling to the deck and dissolving in oily-looking puddles. A charred human corpse is left behind.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">They look like such sore losers while dead.

* Dr. Hatari is bricked.

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">Who doesn't?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Except Lenin, but that's because he's embalmed

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">They have such, &quot;This is bullshit&quot; faces. :P

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Cannot unsee. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt sights down with his bombchucker, and fires again! Ranged touch attack on a square, effective AC 5, also I forgot -2 for range increment last time (not that it would have mattered). RTA: &#171; &#160;1d20+7-2+1 = 15 + 7 - 2 + 1 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; (there's a +1 bardbonus, right?) with an MR of 1.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">+1 aidbonus, not bardbonus.

TMG:<font color="#000000">oh, aid.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Right.

Seawolf 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 2 + 6 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Fort, right?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Reminds me of LFG

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's all morale bonus. *shrug*

VAE:<font color="#000000">the dwarves firing the huge cannon

TMG:<font color="#000000">Fort yes. But things are a little different this time.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">back!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">The area in that burst suddenly explodes with sudden frost! The temperature around drops noticeable, and incide the frigid explosion, the creature takes &#171; &#160;1d6+1d6 = 5 + 1 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; piercing damage plus &#171;  &#160;1d6 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; cold damage, and &#171;  &#160;1d6 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Dark Knowledge damage! And since it failed the Fort save, it's initiative drops by 2 for as many rounds as the cold damage.

Seawolf 2:<font color="#000000">I don't think that will be an issue.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Probably not.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It drops in init from second to last to last.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Then it dies. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">it died slowly

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Do you also insult it? *bricked*

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Bard on deck!

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 40&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">No no no.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">It's shipper on deck.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">:B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang shoots across the deck, zipping over the other side, aiming down at the last seawolf.

TMG:<font color="#000000">(railock, anyway, did you notice those MRs I kept calling out with every Use Tech Device check and attack roll?)

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;'Sup, bitch?&quot; &gt;83

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">what about them?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang takes aim and lets one fly! &#171; &#160;1d20+15+1+1 = 7 + 15 + 1 + 1 = 24&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6+1 = 12 + 1 = 13&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage!

TMG:<font color="#000000">(those are -my- fumble checks, if I roll equal to or below the MR. Which, in some cases, is greater than 1, up to 5. Even greater if I cobble together a shit device.)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Now there's really no need for name-calling.&quot; said the battle-Thomas. =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">he farts in battle?

TMG:<font color="#000000">(that's why normal peeps don't fumble in this game. )

Seawolf 4:<font color="#000000">Well, that did it, nonetheless. The creature stops flailing.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ugh, how is that not an area attack?

GM:<font color="#000000">Combat Over!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Folks, try to keep the large one alive.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">...Well.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Too late.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Frontal attack. Quite effective.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;It seems the ones that haven't reverted..are probably still alive.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">The corpse may sink and alter the others anyway. We should move quickly. (will say IC)

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Silly Tomas. It's alvays time for meed-battle insults.&quot; :3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">how many entrances to below decks are there?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hrrm.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt waddles forward under the weight of his cargo pack.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;A door, and a trap door.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tom, can you get him to not die, and tie him up?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Flit flit flit.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Aye.&quot; He flies back to the dying bruiser.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Let's get below decks, and quickly. We need to press the surprise.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, with that howling, we probably need to move fast, check for captives&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The others.. screw them. Saint Cuthbert will deal with them himself.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Shall we check what's in the deckhouse?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">With that, I'll attempt to open that big cargo trapdoor

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Perhaps the Captain.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Whtat tathi said. That corpse is now sinking, or floating in the water. The ones in the water will notice soon. And with all that rukus, anything below has had time to fortify. Let's go.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus stoops and quickly dresses the creature's wounds. Stabalize attempt for Seawolf Bruiser. Heal &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 13 + 9 = 22&#160;  &#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tie him up, too. We don't want any shit to go on behind our backs.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Alright. But I'm horrible at knots and don't have any rope.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Unfortunately, the cargo door seems to be bolted from below.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm..&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I got one better.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I'll check the small one then

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Be my guest.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy do tink ve need to vorry more about de rest uf de enemies in und around de schip, und less on keepink vun aliff for information ve may or may not acqvire, dat may or may not be useful.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;No rope on a ship? There's bound to be plenty.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt reaches into his cargo pack...and brings out an odd set of what looks liek a cross between manacles and chainmail gloves.

GM:<font color="#000000">Before I forget. Oh lootkeeper?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Use tech Device check to apply, DC 15, MR 2. &#171; &#160;1d20+16 = 2 + 16 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">....fffff

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Salishea the dragon asked for us to fetch a living one if we could. We can spare a few extra seconds on him.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yep?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Well, for adaptive shackles, the malfucntion means it doesn't work, but it isn't obvious.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Oh, right. Forgot dat.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">It only -looks- like it works until the prisoner tries to test it.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You got shackles that can &quot;malfunction&quot; =w=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">*headdesk*

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Forgeting a dragon's words is never wise.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron will SO punch him if it happens

GM:<font color="#000000">Every seawolf you encounter, unless otherwise noted, has a longsword, leather armor, and a light steel shield. Every Seawolf Bruiser, unless otherwise noted, has a +1 longsword, +2 padded armor, a light steel shield, and 6,000 GP.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh well. It's not going to wake up in a few seconds randomly.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It still has negative HP.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt secures the chainmail gloves on the prisoner. &quot;There, that should hold.&quot; (and it occurs to me I should have whispered all that to Liatai. )

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It'll take days for it to recover unless it has fast healing.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(Obviously, you should play as if you don't know what I just said.)

VAE:<font color="#000000">Why? I men noone knows IC.. nd OOC it doesn't matter

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">You jinxed it.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so, small trap door, open or barred?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Which is why I said

GM:<font color="#000000">The small trap door is unlocked. Roll Spot if you're trying to open it.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron is SO going to punch Gnogglebolt if he escapes the manacles

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Alright. Where to next? The trapdoor?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Gamal, hold on, we're securing a prisoner here.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The cabin ,perhaps?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt is done securing the prisoner.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is the prisoner secure? are we leaving someone up here to watch him and keep an eye out for enemy reinforcements?&quot; as he is, yes, trying to open it

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Hoo-doggies. :O

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Spot Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 6 + 0 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The doggies are rich. :9

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;What we do with prisoner?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus is bricked.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Break in, see what's inside. Otherwise they can just jam the trapdoor with us in it.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If there's any of them hiding in the cabin, that is.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;I check.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Throw him under a staircase until the ship is secure.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;So far, nothing. Later on, i'm gonna ask him a few friendly questions with the aid of Saint Cuthbert.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas picks up the bruiser and does so.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">...Actually.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 11 + 4 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Listen, &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 10 + 6 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Search, &#171;  &#160;1d20+8 = 13 + 8 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Open Lock.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang flits over to the trap door, using that fly spell for all it's worth. :3

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;This door is quiet.&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 12 + 8 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &quot;Has hard lock.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Liatai, can I make a spot check to see if Gnogglebolt notices the shackles didn't engage properly? There's nothing covering it. It just says 'a malfunction only occurrs when the shackles are being placed on the prisoner, however, the malfucntion may not be immediately apparent to anyone but the prisoner.&quot;

* Swallowtail takes 20. &#171; &#160;20+8 = 20 + 8 = 28&#160;  &#187;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Click!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Weee.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hup, door opening!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Swallowtail. I say it once again. Have you considered joining the Mace?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Flit flit, pistol trained on door!

* Gamal-Junayd opened the trap door as well, his 6 spot probably saw nothing

Liatai:<font color="#000000">6 Spot saw nothing.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We could do with someone as skilled in locksmithing and subterfuge as you. Never mind combat skill.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The bad shackles pretty much just mean it's going to be really annoying for Salishea's interrogation later. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Ready to fire, in case there are any nasties waiting on the other side.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 16 + 5 = 21&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; Spot check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">How about that 21?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">To which I say lulz h'ohwell~

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Odd how you ask her that only when she's using her rather.. roguish skills.&quot;

You whisper to Meany: Sszeyl sees five sets of eyes.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Ahem.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;We've got contact down below.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Five.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus turns. &quot;...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hup!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Shall we drop in and say hi?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Well then. Several corpses with possible survivors coming up. Let's do this.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Flit flit!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You praise a baker for baking bread, not for shoveling horsedung.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hai. Who goes in first?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;This is where her prowess shines.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Miron has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;My defenses are still up. I'll lead.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Although.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll be more than happy to drop in&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll go in second.&quot;

TMG whispers: and I'll whisper this one. it's not clear on what exactly the malfunction -does-. The Escape Artist DC for adaptive shackles is supposed to start at 30, and any time they make and fail a check, the DC increases by 3. But it doesn't mention whether a malfunction means it doesn't work at -all- and has no Escape Artist DC at all to check (as in they can just slip their hands out of it) or if the adaptive part doesn't engage.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">DM; Some of Tom's buffs are minute-based.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Hai?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Has it been 8 minutes?

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">When did you become Japanese?

TMG whispers: need you to make a DM call on that one. Magic &amp; Mayhem, page 169

VAE:<font color="#000000">she totallly is japanese

VAE:<font color="#000000">Kasane Teto or something

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Nope, your buffs are fine.

VAE:<font color="#000000">notice the pink hair

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Her entire culture has been hinting of strong, asian influence. Where have you been since we saved her? :P

RAM:<font color="#990000">Swallowtail: &quot;I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so!&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">-- ACK

Liatai:<font color="#000000">ACK ACK ACK

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Quit being earth-savvy. Maybe Hai is an Amayan thing. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">SI

VAE:<font color="#000000">?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">NOT HAI

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">AHahahhaha

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Lia your karate training is showing XD

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">L

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">O

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">FUCKING

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">L

RAM:<font color="#990000">Not Japanese influence.

* Liatai FACEDESKS

RAM:<font color="#990000">Italian, mostly, if memory serves.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I. Need caffeine. XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">One moment. XD

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas recollects his shield, secures it, and drops into the belly of the ship!! &gt;:|

* RAM offers tea.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Good luck~&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oy, VAE, don't move.

* Gamal-Junayd tumbles in after him

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Luck is for the unbuffed. *bricked!*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Okay, who's going in after Thomas?

VAE:<font color="#000000">why not?

TMG whispers: ...well, whenever you have a free moment to check up on the adaptive shackles, that is. Seems you're rather busy at the moment.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There's room for two on the staircase.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron's def going up front

RAM:<font color="#990000">She's arranging for vworp, duh.

TMG whispers: :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">he even bloody stated it

VAE:<font color="#000000">he's gonna go second in

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Maybe I should go next, then.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">because the DM said so, that's why.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Miron apparently. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yep

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">For good range support?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Or not.

VAE:<font color="#000000">he has a single lousy power that's over close range

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi and Aelian go down side by side as soon as the heavies are down there.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and plenty of HP

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Great.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I think it's combat soon as two go

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I am going in with Thomas.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I have darkvision.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Too late, Miron already did.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">gamal dropped in soon as he could but I think were in init

GM:<font color="#000000">Miron? Thomas? Roll initiative.

Miron: <font color="#000000">&quot;Saint Cuthbert help us.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Neo-init: &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 16 + 1 = 17&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 20 + 0 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Initiative

* Thomas Lazarus puts up his shield! &gt;:|

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Hey, Lia.

GM:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 7 + 7 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+7 = 15 + 7 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+3 = 13 + 3 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+3 = 14 + 3 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">How long has it been?

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">You never answered. =w=

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I think.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom's dex is 12.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Your buffs are still active let me work &gt;:E

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">So...the trapdoor is -open-, righ? Everyone up top can see down?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm, what do we want

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( I was asking about moar Face Crushing. ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">=3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">taking one of the big ones down with Wrack, if it flies

VAE:<font color="#000000">or buff with Recitation?

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Also. ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Recitation does what exactly?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">This is the surprise round.

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( You are now picturing Snape crushing someone's face with that lovely dull surprise expression. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( *_* ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">XD

Miron has received initiative.Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah yeah you can facecrush again.

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Sorry. D: ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">moment

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Lemmee down nekst, Hy kan fly near de ceilink und provide heavy range support from beyond melee range!&quot; &gt;:d

VAE:<font color="#000000">recitation

VAE:<font color="#000000">+2 luck bonus on attack, damage, AC and saves

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hell yeah.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">For everyone?

VAE:<font color="#000000">+3 if you are worshipperso f Saint Cuthbert

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That would push Tom to 29 AC.

VAE:<font color="#000000">so, do it now?

* VAE has just one

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Man, I gotta step up my buffs! &gt;:9

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yep, I'm about to get full-attacked by six monsters with multi-attack. ^_^;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Er five. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">dibs on your stuff.

TMG:<font color="#000000">....I hope this doesn't happen.

TMG:<font color="#000000">&quot;HEALER'S DOWN!&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">&quot;NEED A REZ!&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">&quot;OUT OF MANA!&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">&quot;AAAAH!&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">&quot;AAAAAAAAAH!&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">&quot;AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!&quot;

Meany:<font color="#330000">Freiza smirk face.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">good fucking god we are such closet nerds...

Meany:<font color="#330000">&quot;I feel real good about my life right now.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Closet? :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Most likely, in the close quarters of a ship's belly...those who are good at close in work should be next.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">VAE, does that buff effect everyone, or just one/a few?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I believe it's area effect.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;That is my purview.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron raises his prayerbook high, and intones with a deep voice. '''Saint Cuthbert, You who safeguards the Law of the Heavens, hear the voice of Your faithful. For thus says Your holy writ: &quot;The heavens smile when the righteous take up arms against evil.&quot; Your Cudgel smites the lawless, may it grant us strength. Your Cross strikes fear into the hearts of the vile, may it grant us resolve. Your Holy Word purges corruption, may it deliver us from its touch. Fill us with Your Holy might, so that we become tools of your judgement upon the wicked. Amen! '''The air around him warps and you can almost feel the presence of countless spirits of inquisitors past in the room.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">six word limit! *BRICK'D SO HAR*

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">hard too.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">All allies within a 60-foot radius of Miron.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yeah!&quot; &gt;:3

VAE:<font color="#000000">60 foot radius, I was drawing it

Liatai:<font color="#000000">So... yeah. Everybody. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ghost, surprise round

VAE:<font color="#000000">they def' didn't expect a ranting inquisitor to enter

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">oh right.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">3 word limit!

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">XP

TMG:<font color="#000000">Radius goes up, right? Is this a circle or a sphere? :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You can roll a Dark Knowledge, too, I think.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy kan schtill fly. Hy kan flit around near de ceilink und rain lead down on dem.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 16 + 18 = 34&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Dark Knowledge (foe) Because fuck yeah

Meany:<font color="#330000">Miron: &quot;The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">And, because of succeeding by more than 10

Miron:<font color="#000000">it's +2d6

Liatai:<font color="#000000">WOO.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Go librarian go! &gt;:D

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Miron...I love your buffs.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fear the might of the Leaden Mace, those who are faithless.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Agreed!

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">HA! Man, is that all we keep that dwarf around for? Buffs? XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">owl.

VAE:<font color="#000000">where did you pull that text from?

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">biblical.

* VAE sees

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas advances a pace and keeps his shield leveled high while making an opportunistic sidelong slash at Brigant 4. (Fighting defensively. &#171; &#160;1d20+13-4 = 19 + 13 - 4 = 28&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+5+2d6+2 = 8 + 5 + 11 + 2 = 26&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; and Thomas' AC rises to 31.)

* VAE wrote the one he used during the spell thingy session

Meany:<font color="#330000">Ezekiel 25:17.

* Thomas Lazarus holds the line. &gt;:|

Meany:<font color="#330000">A la Pulp Fiction.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hang on, the DM need to do math. &gt;:d

* You roll to yourself: 51-26 =&gt; 51 - 26 = 25Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh wait. That was a critical threat. Confirm roll. &#171; &#160;1d20+13-4 = 14 + 13 - 4 = 23&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Seawolf Brigand 4:<font color="#000000">The wolflike creature is suddenly sporting quite the deep -- CONFIRMED!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">O_o &#171; &#160;26+1d10+5 = 26 + 9 + 5 = 40&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">as an aside, Ghost

Seawolf Brigand 4:<font color="#000000">Forget the deep gash bit, that creature went DOWN.

VAE:<font color="#000000">the spell's description specifically states &quot;by reciting a passage from your holy book&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Lia, how high is the ceiling down there?

VAE:<font color="#000000">or declaration

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas casually decapitates the creature with a one-handed sword swing as he advances.

VAE:<font color="#000000">The above was meant as cuthbertian battle prayer.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Huh. Unusual. I hope it actually states how long it takes to cast the spell, or an evil DM could go to market with that.

Seawolf Brigand 4:<font color="#000000">Apparently, the might of Saint Cuthbert's own and Pelor's own is too much for this one.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh wait, it's only dying not dead.. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">1 standard action

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well it was just a little decapitation! Not very much you know. *bricked*

VAE:<font color="#000000">Because CoDzilla

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Done. ^^;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The ceiling is 10-15 feet high.

VAE:<font color="#000000">heh, how awesome this is

RAM:<font color="#990000">CODZILLAAAAAA! *Shakes fist*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">-- Bwahahaha. XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Guess what just came on my music player.

VAE:<font color="#000000">walk in, casually chop down an enem

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&quot;AXE COP~&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Perrrfect. &gt;:3

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/475816

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Init?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">AXE COOOOP, AXE COOOOP &gt;:P

VAE:<font color="#000000">Put on Imperative

VAE:<font color="#000000">*Imperativa

VAE:<font color="#000000">SO fits this mode of combat

Seawolf 7:<font color="#000000">... uhhh. o.o;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hee, Axecop.

Seawolf 7:<font color="#000000">... uhhhhh BITE &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 20 + 7 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+3 = 6 + 3 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">oh dear geezus. XD

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">=3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Every time. =w=;

Seawolf 7:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 19 + 7 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; confirm &#171;  &#160;1d100 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; blur

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">=3=

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">HAIL OUR LORB AND SABIER, GEEBUS CRITZ

Seawolf 7:<font color="#000000">Drat, still hit.

Seawolf 7:<font color="#000000">But not confirmed!

TMG:<font color="#000000">well, confirming is impossible. :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">his AC is too high. :B

RAM:<font color="#990000">20 still confirms.

TMG:<font color="#000000">(unless it was another nat 20 )

RAM:<font color="#990000">nat 20, I mean.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Please stop tempting fate, tech.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">We don't want to see Tom lose the rest of his lushious hair.

* TMG tempts all over the place

Seawolf 6:<font color="#000000">Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 4 + 7 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; !

Seawolf 6:<font color="#000000">Yeah that one bit metal.

TMG:<font color="#000000">..ehyWAIT!

TMG:<font color="#000000">it wasn't called! &gt;:O

TMG:<font color="#000000">COME AT ME BRO

TMG:<font color="#000000">There. :&gt;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The confident-looking iron-clad inquisitor is still bitten from around the tiniest of openings in his defense. &quot;--Tch.&quot;

Seawolf Brigand 1:<font color="#000000">Bite! &#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 10 + 14 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Blur &#171;  &#160;1d100 = 72&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

RAM:<font color="#990000">...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">His blood has still not yet spilt, however.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Gonna hate myself for this, but...

RAM:<font color="#990000">Will save?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">did blur wear off?

VAE:<font color="#000000">72

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh yeah. Will save. &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 7 + 9 = 16&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">the brigand made it

Seawolf 8:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7+2 = 17 + 7 + 2 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+3 = 4 + 3 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; bite! And good call. But you're safe!

VAE:<font color="#000000">don't forget +2 to the save

RAM:<font color="#990000">Giggidy.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Okay, all!

VAE:<font color="#000000">?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well--I'm sure glad I insisted on going first.&quot; He speaks up.

GM:<font color="#000000">ROLL INIT! Except Miron and Tom.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 8 + 1 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((dexterity-10)/2) = 10 + floor((17 - 10) / 2) = 13&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; initiative!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Is it time for fightink now? &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 19 + 5 = 24&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Initiative!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnome Init! &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 12 + 1 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">WOOHOO!

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 14 + 5 = 19&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; initiative!

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 5 + 3 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 18 + 2 = 20&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; Dex check!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Initiative Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 15 + 6 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Consistent Init is Consistent. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;BANZAAAAAAIIIIII!&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus murmurs over his shoulder. &quot;Ya'll might not want to be stuck in this corridor with me just yet..!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Thank you fly spell! Shankfang flits past Miron, floating up near the ceiling, out of reach of the sea wolves. &gt;:3

Seawolf Brigand 1:<font color="#000000">GROWLSNARL.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Hold still! I'm gonna fireball down there!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;With your allies down there?!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">That was... 2 squares, damn. No full attack.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">But still...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;She might be joking! Maybe.</small.>.&gt;;;;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi-troll grins broadly.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang takes aim and lets one fly! &#171; &#160;1d20+15+3+1 = 20 + 15 + 3 + 1 = 39&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;5d6+1 = 18 + 1 = 19&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage at the remaining brigand!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Syntax why u get eaten

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">CRIT CONFIRM! &#171; &#160;1d20+15+3+1 = 2 + 15 + 3 + 1 = 21&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Thankfully, MR is 1.

Seawolf Brigand 1:<font color="#000000">CONFIRMED!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">...How much do you add for confirmed crit?

TMG:<font color="#000000">Double damage.

VAE:<font color="#000000">a;sp

TMG:<font color="#000000">er, wait!

TMG:<font color="#000000">Waitwait

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Not in this case.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Roll again, or just double result?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You add in the base weapon damage and non-variable modifiers again.

TMG:<font color="#000000">flintlock pistol

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So another 3d6+1

TMG:<font color="#000000">time THREE damage for cirt

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh right.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">6d6+2

Liatai:<font color="#000000">HOLY -- Wow.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah, roll. x3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I think we have another dead brigand, heh

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You don't triple the bonus damage from dark knowledge.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Is it x3, or 3x weapon damage?

VAE:<font color="#000000">guns have nasty crits

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Roll 19+6d6+2.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;21+3d6+2 = 21 + 15 + 2 = 38&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;!

Tathi: <font color="#ff">(( well of course. Crits are headshots. :P ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Just take (19+3d6+1+3d6+1) to crit him by the rules. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">eyeshot, in this case

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Boom.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;38+3d6 = 38 + 6 = 44&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Seawolf Brigand 1:<font color="#000000">The bullet lodges straight in an eyesocket!

Seawolf Brigand 1:<font color="#000000">The wolf howls to the ceiling, clawed hands clutching at its bleeding, oozing eyesocket as it reels.

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 84&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

GM:<font color="#000000">Go dervish go!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Headshot.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">is this the epic combat of epicness, or what?

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">No.

* Thomas Lazarus grimaces slightly.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... uh-oh. :58 lagcheck.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">This is too lopsided to be combat.

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's like..everyone became competent all of a sudden

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">This is a culling.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We are all blenders today, and all our buffs are successful. :x

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Culling~

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We haven't even taken a point of non-temporary HP damage yet.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Culling~

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm, someone might wanna flank the bruiser, too

VAE:<font color="#000000">er ,brgand

Teeny Rin:<font color="#000000">&quot;Play it off, dervish cat.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Where your buff go, Miron?

RAM:<font color="#990000">This is the party right now.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Dunno

RAM:<font color="#990000">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWxBrI0g1kE&amp;ob=av2n

VAE:<font color="#000000">I didn't undo it

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Okay, he just seems to fall downt eh stairs as he goes into a rolling tumble and then launches himself behind the line of seawolves next to tom. (can take 10 on jump and tumble even in combat for 27 tumble 32 jump, DC for tumbling through a square at half speed, 20 movement to get down and behind) Then he comes up and out of that to slash at the one he flanks with tom, combat expertise is at 5, dodge on seawolf brigand

RAM:<font color="#990000">:59!

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( :59 ))

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+13+AMod = 15 + 13 + 0 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;3d6+6+DMod = 10 + 6 + 0 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It sticks to us post-casting regardless, no? It's not a persistent emanation?

Railock:<font color="#000000">that was to seawolf 6

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:59 at :00, I think it's clearing up.

VAE:<font color="#000000">not sure.. 60ft radius for 8 rounds or so

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh, gawdammit Gamal.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Now there's no way Gnogglebolt can hit more than 1 wolf at a time with another grenade. :x

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Roll with it. ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

TMG:<font color="#000000">And the three were all lined up perfectly, too...

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( :B ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Why bother with grenades now? Save them fofr when useful

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">done once that hit goes through

Seawolf Brigand 1:<font color="#000000">The dervish rolls, slashes, and perfectly cuts this one in half.

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Fellow players tend to screw those plans up. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( *daggers at Tathi* :B ))

RAM:<font color="#990000">Lia is lagging...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">this gives flanking to both miron and thomas, and as a melee type, that's what he thinks about

VAE:<font color="#000000">*nod*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Welcome to the world of area nukes. Otto has rued you assholes for over a year and recalculated areas ''constantly. :P''

VAE:<font color="#000000">because with flanking and all bonuses Miron has _11

VAE:<font color="#000000">+11, and 3d6 damage, Might as well finish someone off

TMG:<font color="#000000">...wait a sec.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Every single shot I ever made was recaculated an average of twice. :P

TMG:<font color="#000000">Why is Gamal not on the init?

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( :02 ))

Miron has received initiative.Liatai:<font color="#000000">:02 at :02. Yay.

VAE:<font color="#000000">because lia forgot to add him

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's why

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">no. my fault. I cut and pasted instead of just dragging through blackness

RAM:<font color="#990000">YAY!

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Also, wasn't that attack at Seawolf 6? =w=;; ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ehn, his init was 21.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">it was, seawolf 6 I said one between him and thomas

Liatai:<font color="#000000">ACK

Liatai:<font color="#000000">BLAH

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Okay.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm still happy with the result. :B

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Miron has the dancing feever. ))

TMG:<font color="#000000">um, danman?

VAE:<font color="#000000">wondering about movement

TMG:<font color="#000000">I think your token movement might be lagging Lia. -3-

VAE:<font color="#000000">and yes, dancinf fever

Seawolf 6:<font color="#000000">Well, it's still a good slash.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And not, because she was lagging before I did it, too

VAE:<font color="#000000">Cause and effect, bloody tech

VAE:<font color="#000000">wait, is 1 alive?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Sea brigand 1

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yes.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">1 is alive, because the DM derped.

VAE:<font color="#000000">because he just changed

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Aww.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Miron's gonna kill him.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It was simply a mistake.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I wanted to kill him.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Oh well.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">S'all good.

TMG:<font color="#000000">oh -that's- what she was ack-ing about.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Allright, then &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 8 + 11 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; as the inquisitor swings his mace at the wolf.

Seawolf Brigand 1:<font color="#000000">Your chance will come, Sszeyl, as Miron just barely missed.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Got all your buffs in there?

VAE:<font color="#000000">hm, no cookie

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">+1 aid, +2 recitation, +2 flanking, all that good business?

VAE:<font color="#000000">wait

VAE:<font color="#000000">6+5.. y

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

VAE:<font color="#000000">all good

Sszeyl has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ah well.

GM:<font color="#000000">Go drow!

VAE:<font color="#000000">wait though

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">The monk casually walks down the stairs.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">And lashes an open hand at the wolf cyclops.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ohg!

VAE:<font color="#000000">wait

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">?

VAE:<font color="#000000">+1 for masterwork weapon, i think

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Or not.

Seawolf Brigand 1:<font color="#000000">Those durn masterworks. Roll damage!

VAE:<font color="#000000">i mean, his BaB is 5, plus bonuses

VAE:<font color="#000000">wait

VAE:<font color="#000000">confused

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( VAE is confused! ))

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Brigand 1 is attacked brutally, over and over, out of chronological order.

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( It hurt itself in its confusion! ))

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Damn time magic!

TMG:<font color="#000000">Dammit Renia!

VAE:<font color="#000000">bab 5, bonuses 5.. meh, I must have added it

Seawolf Brigand 1:<font color="#000000">You already took my eye what more do you want!!! &gt;.E

VAE:<font color="#000000">never mind

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Your life.

VAE:<font color="#000000">you will get it

Seawolf Brigand 1:<font color="#000000">Son of a bitch that hurts. And I should know.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Your loot!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Now where were we, princess.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">AND THE BRIGANT IS RETROACTIVELY FINE FOR THE SECOND TIME.

TMG:<font color="#000000">...um.

TMG:<font color="#000000">errrrr...danman?

Seawolf Brigand 1:<font color="#000000">Okay, Sszeyl, attack. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">what this time?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You're welcome for that. &gt;:3

TMG:<font color="#000000">Are you forgetting Small-size +1 to attack? ^^;

Seawolf Brigand 1:<font color="#000000">FFFFFFF

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Is that lead ball still lodged in there, too? &gt;:3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( ALL OF MY HATE. =3= Not really, no. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Oh well. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">4 BaB +1 size +1 masterwork ,+5 bonuses

VAE:<font color="#000000">I aren't

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ohh. Okay.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I just account size inside BaB

Seawolf Brigand 1:<font color="#000000">Oh.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Because I bet that would really, really hurt.

TMG:<font color="#000000">And no Str bonus, I assume.

VAE:<font color="#000000">noep

TMG:<font color="#000000">Okay.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Everything's cool!

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#330000">Does anyone else have something to say?

</b>VAE:<font color="#000000">There's a reason I wanted to get some of that

Seawolf Brigand 1:<font color="#000000">OF COURSE IT HURTS. &gt;.EEEE

Tokens dropped onto map 'The Sahuagin Queen'Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">HE IS RETROACTIVELY ATTACKED FOR THE THIRD TIME!! *BRICKED*

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">HE IS RETROACTIVELY FINE FOR THE THIRD TIME.

Renia:<font color="#FF0000">Wow. *munches popcorn* :3

Seawolf Brigand 1:<font color="#000000">--- not as much as this is going to.

TMG:<font color="#000000">The timewave has fallen off the mutable timeline! (/achron)

VAE:<font color="#000000">he wanted to say *fuck*

Seawolf Brigand 1:<font color="#000000">Attack, monk!

VAE:<font color="#000000">because he;s dead either way

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Now let's see...

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">+1 aid, +2 reci, right?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">WAIT!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">if 16 could send him into dead dead...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I think I forgot some dama-*BRICK'D!*

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( *dusts off hands* ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Confirm buffs? =3= ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Actually

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yes.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Wait

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">+3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Wait

VAE:<font color="#000000">For cuthbertians, the bonus is +3

TMG:<font color="#000000">Seawolf Brigand 1: OF COURSE IT HURTS. &gt;.EEEE

VAE:<font color="#000000">I think

VAE:<font color="#000000">you are the same faith as yourself

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">SERIOUSLY?

VAE:<font color="#000000">unless it doesn't apply to you

Renia:<font color="#FF0000">lols

TMG:<font color="#000000">Actually, he should be saying &quot;Okay, alright. paradox resolution in my favor!&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">You did say that when you cast it. :B

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( All together, these buffs are +3, +4 if I were Cuthbertine. ))

TMG:<font color="#000000">&quot;Take that, causality!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">*headdesk*

Seawolf Brigand 1:<font color="#000000">OH JUST ROLL DAMAGE. &gt;.EEEE

* VAE rofls

VAE:<font color="#000000">it does say yat

TMG:<font color="#000000">...wait.

TMG:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh no, Casuality strike back!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">+2 or +3 if of your faith

VAE:<font color="#000000">you are of your faith

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8+2+1 = 11 + 8 + 2 + 1 = 22&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; Melee attack.

TMG:<font color="#000000">&quot;Causality came back to bite me in the ass!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;3d6+2 = 9 + 2 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; if anything

Renia:<font color="#FF0000">I like how they keep saying wait.

Seawolf Brigand 1:<font color="#000000">Yeah this one's down and probably dead no matter what happens. =3=

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">The Drow's hand once again finds someone's face.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Why do you all come to me to die? Bone Crusher.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">wait, does it or not?

* VAE idea

VAE:<font color="#000000">Have them both strike him at the same time

VAE:<font color="#000000">sort of explains the mess

VAE:<font color="#000000">Mace plus melee kick

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d8+4+2d6+4d6 = 1 + 4 + 7 + 16 = 28&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">And squeeeze.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and yeah. I do fail horribly

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Talk about an awkward moment to emote squeeeze. *BRICKED*

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Holding the shattered remains of a woman's face in his hands, the Drow cocks his head slightly and smiles at the remaining wolves.

Sszeyl:<i><font color="#330000">&quot;Next.&quot;

</i>Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Aelian has received initiative.Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">zzz- huhwha!?

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Oh!

GM:<font color="#000000">WAKE UP ELVES.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vo vants der eye schot out und face krushed nekst?&quot; :3

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Is it my turn? Really? Finally?

VAE:<font color="#000000">that said

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Well. Could I see any of the enemies if I mooooove.. here?

Renia:<font color="#FF0000">Time has righted itself. =3Q

VAE:<font color="#000000">how much HP did it have left after the gunshot?

* VAE wonders

* Renia poofs.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep! You can see 6 and 7.

VAE:<font color="#000000">what was it just what we were arguing about

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Let's not find out. :P

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I wanna know how much it had left, too!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">7 HP.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahhaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">So Miron and Sszeyl sort of killed it in sync

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Damn, almost one-shotted it.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Synchronised swimming first, now synchronised murder

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian draws back his longbow at point blank range at the magical beast, and lets fly &#171; &#160;1d20+16 = 3 + 16 = 19&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+6+2d6 = 1 + 6 + 6 = 13&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; damage!

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">At 6!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Also.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Who all remembers all their noms for today?

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">:3

Seawolf 6:<font color="#000000">Oof! It's just barely conscious after that. Arrows to the knee, man. They hurt.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Not me, because i wasn't bloody around

VAE:<font color="#000000">Were there any?

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.RAM:<font color="#990000">Remembers?

TMG:<font color="#000000">Mostly combat today, not much for noms.

RAM:<font color="#990000">But...we haven't done noms yet. What is there to remember?

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Nom-worthy things. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( I almost typed Mom-worthy things. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Ololol. ))

RAM:<font color="#990000">Oh, that's what you mean.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Timefuck might count as an anti-nom XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">we derailed the timeline four times

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( &quot;Dear Ma, today I killed people by crushing their skulls in my hand, just like you taught me!&quot; ))

* Thomas Lazarus lashes out in a series of high-speed slashes. One attack on Seawolf 6, two on Seawolf 7. &#171; &#160;1d20+11+2+2+1 = 20 + 11 + 2 + 2 + 1 = 36&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+5+2d6+2 = 2 + 5 + 6 + 2 = 15&#160;  &#187;, &#171;  &#160;1d20+16 = 9 + 16 = 25&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+5+2d6+2 = 8 + 5 + 6 + 2 = 21&#160;  &#187;, &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 14 + 11 = 25&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+5+2d6+2 = 3 + 5 + 6 + 2 = 16&#160;  &#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">So many complex stacking buffs in play.. owo;;

Seawolf 6:<font color="#000000">Well this one's dead.

RAM:<font color="#990000">That first one is a crit, too.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas otherwise holds his ground and guards the staircase. Done.

Seawolf 7:<font color="#000000">And this one is, too.

* Thomas Lazarus whips his sword at the floor to liberate it of a trail of blood and fur!

Tathi has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Tathi time!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Yay!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">I can haz sight from here?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi shoots off a series of dazzling bolts, each one zipping through the air shaped and flying like autumn leaves, headed right for seawolf 8! &#171; &#160;1d4+1+1d4+1+1d4+1+1d4+1 = 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 1 + 3 + 1 = 13&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; damage!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Done!

Seawolf 8:<font color="#000000">The wolf takes the needle-sharp bolts, beginning to have a clouded, fearful look.

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.* Thomas Lazarus whispers a prayer under his breath after the attack, &quot;'' Rest in peace, free from your afflictions, whoever you were -- may your gods receive you properly, for good and ill, and may they have mercy on our souls for those of you who did not want to fight us this day. Amen.&quot; ''

* Thomas Lazarus faces the last seawolf with a heavy frown and glare.

VAE:<font color="#000000">heh

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;So merciful, Thomas.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">As an aside. Miron just did an ubercharge

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Ooh, someone's playing into their Snape voice. =w=

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt is leaning down in the hatch, and prepares to prime a grenade to drop down the hatch...and sees the look in the seawolf, and hears a few snatches of words from Thomas' whisper. Making a split-second reaction, he shouts the words &quot;Drop or die!&quot; Holding a grenade in his hands. If the creature does not do so -immediately-, Gnogglebolt primes and throws it.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..They could have regular slaves among their ranks, you know.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;They could have been innocent, once.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;They deserve our prayers.&quot;

Seawolf 8:<font color="#000000">Can you drop prone when it's not your turn?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Either way. Saint Cuthbert will sort the chaff from the grain.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;If they were innocent, once, then they deserved pity, once.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Maybe.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I assume it's a free action.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'll check.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Not rules as written, I don't think, but given the circumstances, I was hoping DM could fiat.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If any live, we can see about restoring them. But for now, it would be to dangerous to seek to save them all.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Drop Prone Dropping to a prone position in your space is a free action.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;They're crazed, diseased humans. They're worthy of at least some pity.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yes, he can drop prone right now.

Seawolf 8:<font color="#000000">Ker-prone.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang grins toothily down from the ceiling, pistol cocked and aimed. &quot;Eidder vay, dey're schlavers demselves now. Pity or no, dey need to be put down.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not any more than the undead who, too were people once.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Fine.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;I shall show them pity.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt...just holds his grenade in his hand.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Okay then.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;And make their deaths painless.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Dammit!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Instead, he comes down the stairs himself.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Right, let's just make this quick.&quot; He reaches into his cargo pack, and this time, pulls otu a set of masterwork mundane manacles.

Seawolf 8:<font color="#000000">The wolf whimpers... and then leers.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; He stares down with a stony expression for a moment.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just how many of those you got?&quot;

Seawolf 8:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7-4 = 10 + 7 - 4 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+3 = 4 + 3 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; attack from prone on Gnogglebolt!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy don' like dat look! Gnogglebolt, back!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt stares back at the leering wolf.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;You don't -seriously- think we're going to leave you free to stab us in the back here, do you?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That fucker!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Such cheek.&quot; He narrows his eyes.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">!!!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">brb

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Oh, that was an attack. o.o

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Er.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Fucker just attacked my future brother-in-law.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Scratch Gnogglebolt's line.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">May I kill it now?

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Get in line.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes, you may.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I have grievance with his profession. *_*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt suddenly yelps and jumps back as it attacks. &quot;Alright, take it down!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Though note.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">His prone-ness gives him +4 ac on your gun attacks.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;HYU VILL NOT HURT MY BRODDER!&quot; &gt;:O

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">DIIIIIIEEEEEE! &#171; &#160;1d20+15+3+1 = 12 + 15 + 3 + 1 = 31&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;5d6+1 = 12 + 1 = 13&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;! Quickload! &#171; &#160;1d20+10+3+1 = 6 + 10 + 3 + 1 = 20&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;5d6+1 = 19 + 1 = 20&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!

Seawolf 8:<font color="#000000">Well, now it's dead.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..It changes nothing..&quot; He remarks a bit more coldly than usual. &quot;..No matter their current depravity, villainy, and bloodthirst.. there could've been a time when it wasn't so.&quot; &quot;... Or perhaps not, and they were always pirates.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Now, where were we before this? Oh right, combing the vessel.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*spits* &quot;That was new.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He sighs. &quot;... I suppose the gods will know.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">How are people feeling? Awake? Aware? Sleepy?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt, though he scuccessfully dodged the attakck from the prone wolf, is now just standing, staring down at the bullet-riddled corpse with a troubled expression, as he still holds the manacles in the air.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He sighs.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, at least I tried. That's what matters.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I haz soda.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang glares down at the body, before floating down to Gnogglebolt.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Doors all around. Which way should we go next?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Come. We're not done.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He puts the masterwork manacles back in his cargo pack.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Swallowtai, we require your door busting abilities~&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Are hyu hokay? Did it get hyu?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Snape's voice should not be so peppy.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">It's a sin against nature.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">As usual I

TMG:<font color="#000000">I am alert and fired up.

* Sszeyl 's right hand is still dripping gore.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I still have a litre of Dew.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm fine. But that's a given.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm...anyone know where slaves would normally be kept ona boat this size?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I see a corridor down there.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Hmph.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;My guess would simply be below decks. I'm not much for know how big ships work.&quot;

Seawolf Brigand 4:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 85&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; stabilizing check.

Seawolf Brigand 4:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 39&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; stabilizing check.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Nothing, Techy?

Seawolf Brigand 4:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 38&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; stabilizing check.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi and Aelian come down, watching about carefully. &quot;No survivors hrm?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Either way, good work. They xouldn't have gone down faster in a river with chain and ball.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Might be barracks, might be sla--captive hold.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;If you wish additional fodder for Salishea.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then should we head down again?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;This one is still alive.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom glances quickly to # 4. &quot;..!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;...I think.,&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Coup de Grace?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lock him up, perhaps.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; He kneels and stabalizes it. Or tries to. &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 1 + 9 = 10&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Haha, nope.

Seawolf Brigand 4:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 62&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; check

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Can has?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Uh-oh. &gt;.&gt;;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Always good to have several of them..&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Convert a spell slot

Seawolf Brigand 4:<font color="#000000">Still alive, but losing HP fast!

Miron:<font color="#000000">Cure minor wounds

Miron:<font color="#000000">+1 HP, stabilised

Seawolf Brigand 4:<font color="#000000">Okay, stable.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Or not...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;M'ah. That works.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron touches the half-dead wolf.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:/

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Alright,&quot; Gnogglebolt pulls out the masterwork manacles again. &quot;I suppose these -are- getting used.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I aren't doing this gladly..but it's for a purpose.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Still nothing, Techy? Or did you just miss my line?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Agreed. ... Besides ...&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He claps the masterwork mundane manacles around the seawolf's wrists and legs.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ram; pardon?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Are hyu hokay? Did it get hyu?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Waaaaaaay back there.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Stick 'em in a corner, that'll hold him--eh?&quot; Gnogglebolt looks up to Shankfang.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Liatai, is this trap door unlocked?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh. Erm.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Perhaps the lady Salishea, in her wisdom, knows a cure for them. At the very worst, she'll see to their proper fates eventually.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Hmm.

Shankfang the Deffrider: <font color="#990000">&quot;Hy vould radder kill him here und now...&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...I'm...okay in that I have no physical injuries.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Sszeyl has daggers for thre brigand.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">the*

* Thomas Lazarus glances to Sszeyl.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Perhaps so. And in before, they might reveal something useful to us. And the more we get, the better&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Und...oddervise?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">At Gnoggle.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.. and it works doubly for interrogations.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Friend, if I knew for a fact they were doing this of their own free will, it would be different.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt breifly glances at Shankfang. &quot;...Let's keep moving.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks up to Thomas and nods in agreement.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;I suppose that makes you better than me, Thomas.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We are keeping them because they might be of use, not because of what they are.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">The trapdoor is unlocked.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Right now, I am too eraged by memories to care.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;There's a corridor down at the front of the ship on this deck, let's check down there. Entire decks at a time.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It's a poor time to worry about it either way. Let's finish our sweep.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">But, as before, I recommend a Spot check.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just to be sure there's nothing left behind us to cut us off.&quot;: Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Can I move one of those barrels on the side on top of it?

GM:<font color="#000000">You may!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed. Let's not waste any more time.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Spot

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 1 + 5 = 6&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; Spot check!

GM:<font color="#000000">Provided you can roll it. They're full of water and well over 100 pounds.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Lolnope.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt goes up to one of the doors and listens. Taking 20. &#171; &#160;20+2 = 20 + 2 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Blind inquisitor is blind.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20 = 17&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Spot!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I do so

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Just cargo.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">wait, don't open the trapdoor yet!

TMG:<font color="#000000">We're checking these other doors here.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Making sure that it's hard for any enemies below to come up while looking around.&quot;

You whisper to TMG: Silent.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Just to make sure there's nothing hostile behind us.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">15 str, can it be done?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It can be done.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Any results on the listen from this door?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">tech, I'm doing the same. blocking anyone from coming up while we look around

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I just gave them to you -- :41 lagcheck.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt...pulls out his blunderbuss.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">str check or it just happens?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It just happens.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He points it at the doo...and tries the handle. Which, of course, rattles locked.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Lialagcheck :41

TMG:<font color="#000000">*door

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">If it's within your push/drag load, just go for it. There's no active resistance on goods. :B

* Gamal-Junayd rolls the barrel into position, sits it as well as he can, and heads to join the rest

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">:41

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:41 at :43

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">My door is unlocked! opening, with 17 spot!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And with the rattling noise, he stps back and readies his blunderbuss in case something bursts out of the door from the other side.

TMG:<font color="#000000">...uhoh.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah, I'm laggin'. Go forth, type on, I'll catch up.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Guys, I think Lia is lagging.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Seems like it.

VAE whispers: Also, complete miron's sheet, I think I forgot nothing, is on tangledweb, listed on his token

RAM:<font color="#990000">:/

VAE whispers: You feeling confident likely having to play him next week?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Bummer, yo. :44

You whisper to VAE: More confident now. :3

TMG:<font color="#000000">On the typing on; well, we did, but now we have two actions waiting for DM response. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:44 at :44. :3

TMG:<font color="#000000">So game is in limbo at the moment.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Shankfang and Gnoggleybolt opened their respective doors.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Empty!&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It seems to recover a lot faster when I don't have IRC up.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Gnoggle's is locked.

VAE:<font color="#000000">also, tathi got neat new token

RAM:<font color="#990000">Yay!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh. :.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;You want unlock?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian readies an action to fire the second a hostile sucker shows up.

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( She had that all game. ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">She's had that the whole session. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">I know

VAE:<font color="#000000">I never had time to remark

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Did Gnogglebolt hear -anything- on the other side of the door after he rattled the handle?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Ready action as well, same as Aelian.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Nothing heard.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">*the locked handle, that is

* Gamal-Junayd waits next to tom as people check doors, weaposn at ready

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yep&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So..how many do you think we might save amoung our prisoners?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Was there any audible response--okay.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt steps aside for Swallowtail and nods to her.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Gnogglebolt has a ledger of people he's hoping to track down.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He raises his blunderbuss, pointing it at the door, ready to shoot if anything bad is behind it.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang aims over Aelian's shoulder, his pistol right beside the half-elf's face.

* Thomas Lazarus can only offer an uncertain shrug.

GM:<font color="#000000">Lootkeeper? I have another note for you.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">OH NOES

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Certainly.

GM:<font color="#000000">Unless otherwise noted, Seawolf Brigands have a +1 rapier, +2 padded armor, a +1 light crossbow, and 1,000 GP.

* VAE is imagining Lootkeeper Hatari as Science Vessel from SC

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Saved.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 10 + 8 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Open Lock!

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 14 + 8 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Open Lock!

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Click!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">The elf quirks an eyebrow. &quot;Is that magical equipment? Pricey.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is empty. Smells like wet dogs.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus simply keeps his guard up while watching the other two doors.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Better hope there's nothing in there, Aelian, or this gun is going off right in your ear. :3

Gnogglebolt:<i><font color="#000000">Captive or enemy?

</i><font color="#000000"> gnogglebolt thinks to himself as the door opens...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Lucky bastard.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">^^;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">...and there's nothing behind it but a few beds.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Smells like wet dogs, you say?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I think we've found the barracks. Let's check the other doors.&quot;

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">Sniff sniff. ACHEW!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt moves to the next door, blunderbuss at the ready again.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Rattle rattle locked.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Gun next to your face now, Thomas. :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">*Click*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=_=;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 12 + 4 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Listen, &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 18 + 6 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Search

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hold.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;There is trap on this door.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">apparently I am utterly terrifying while wearing bright orange hot pants.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Carry on.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Bu--*asplode*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">83

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt furrows his brow. &quot;A trap, you say?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hmmm...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Trap is good sign.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Show me. If you can't jam it, I can.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;S&#236;. Simple poison needle trap.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 5 + 5 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Disable Device...

* Thomas Lazarus mutters a very simple prayer and lays a finger on Swallowtail's shoulder. Guidance. Have a floating +1 bonus.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ilka tuk tak...&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;You wish to try? Is tricky.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt gets into his pack and pulls out his toolkit.... and watches Swallowtail do not-so-well. &quot;Indeed. Tricky is my specialty.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Ah well. Atleast she was not harmed.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He jimmies forward with his own tools. Disable Device: &#171; &#160;1d20+16 = 4 + 16 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;I am immune to poison.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus raises a brow. &quot;...&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt has far, FAR more success. The trap is child's play to him.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Huh.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;So for future reference, I could just trigger those.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">The little poison needle *clicks* and jams. &quot;All too easy.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He puts his tools away and readies his blunderbuss again.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 1 + 8 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Open Lock now that the trap is gone...

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 13 + 8 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Open Lock now that the trap is gone...

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">THERE. &gt;:E

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">|3

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Click!

RAM:<font color="#990000">Sszeyl...

RAM:<font color="#990000">Just hope it's not one of these. http://www.giantitp.com/comics/images/oots0036.gif

* Thomas Lazarus opens!

* Thomas Lazarus glances about. &quot;...&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus glowers. &quot;?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What's going on?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Pft.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Knowledge: Religion to identify the altar's god. &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 1 + 6 = 7&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It's empty.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;But there are clues.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">The most dangerous thing there is the ants.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hennyddink?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You'd need to roll a Search check first.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Ah.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt pokes his head in. &quot;Just another empty room. One more to go. We can do clues later, after the whole ship is secured.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus points to the other door.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yes.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The sign of the deity of entity the altar is for is not immediately obvious.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">*or entity

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He pays the room no further mind then.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Good job not mentioning it to the local religion buff

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 1 + 8 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Open Lock

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">... &gt;:E

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is that one locked, too? Shankfang, I think you may need to move for swallowtail.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Ehn he'll see it later. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Because from the angle Miron was m he couldn't' see the altar XD

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 2 + 8 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Open Lock!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nevermind&quot;: * Swallowtail takes 20.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Click!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dat vun took a vile, Svallowtail. Losink hyu touch?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Another empty room. Clear.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Smells like magic science.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Magic bits, a cluttered desk, a small ritual table.. the ship's crew probably included a priest.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Okay, second deck secure. let's move to next deck.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ritual table?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Sure. I didn't look at it close.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;And all be advised, we may expect to yet encounter a priest.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lemme see..&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;One last room on this level.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let's go.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Best to know what to expect.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;At least theres been no signs of wizards...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Meh, priest schmiest. Hy'll chust schoot him&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">To Miron, &quot;Fine. But don't get carried away. We're still moving.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*looks around the room, then approaches the altar*

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Masked man, this room. Has alchemy.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;No time for turning over every leaf, miron! We cn do lat later, after we're sure nothing's coming up to get us.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 19 + 18 = 37&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Religion knowledge

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Miron, roll Search.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I just had to say something...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Forewarned is forearmed, gnogglebolt&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 13 + 7 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Search

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;No one ever listens when I say that.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Hrm. Let's look around. Make sure we haven't missed anything.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 8 + 4 = 12&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; search!

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 17 + 7 = 24&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; search!

* Thomas Lazarus shrugs faintly.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Allright then. Let's head north and make sure they're not dying.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Interesting. The deity's sign wasn't immediately obvious. Small, unobtrusive, and if you hadn't looked on the bottom of the candlestick holders, you barely would have seen it.

* Gamal-Junayd goes back up towards the front, then onto the stairs, and peers around at what's up on deck, see if any reinforcements have arrived

Liatai:<font color="#000000">But now that you have, it's Vecnan.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas looks to Swallowtail, but ... he notices Gamal doing just what he was about to suggest.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wait, there's something here.. Nerull's rotten dick.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Vecnans&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Whonans? =3=&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's why it was hidden...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vecnans?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus raises a brow and smirks faintly. &quot;Not Nerullians?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Spot Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 5 + 0 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) for whats up on deck, see if anyone new has come

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;What's a Vecna?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Vecna.. the god of undeath, magic and secrets. One of the Ebon Triad.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 15 + 8 = 23&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; knowledge religion!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ah.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">No rolling for me.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well. Let's keep on. There are more rooms.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;A Vecnan priest?&quot; Gnogglebolt makes a face. &quot;Eugh. I've only heard vauge stories and rumors.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Hmm.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Cole, the magic cup has been in their hands.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's how they like it, they say.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Feels like I'm missing out on a party.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Vecna, Lord of the Unknown. His clergy always operates in secret.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">That gun is next to your ear again, Thomas. 83

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;There's not much to say. They're conspirators and black magicians.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No one new is coming that you can see.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, right..&quot; Gnogglebolt notices the last door. &quot;Okay, last door on second deck. Let's clear it.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;How nice.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is quiet.&quot; Open!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Be careful. This spells bad trouble.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So..two doors in the rear of the ship, one on this floor and one up above, as well as below. which one first?&quot; or did we open the one up above?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas looks about.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... It's the galley. Empty.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Did not open the one above on deck.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Unlocked, but we went down below.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt freezes. &quot;Wait, we didn't open the one up above?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Quite.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Not yet.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ve kan check it vunce ve head back up.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;That...was probably the captain's quarters, if this is anything like a normal ship I've been on.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Quick, cursory search of the room..

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 15 + 4 = 19&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; search!

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 17 + 7 = 24&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; search!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Shall we continue on down?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You find some delicious snacks.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... Probably.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lets just double check the one up here first&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Ain't touch'n em. &quot;No, let's check the captain's quarters now.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Safest to make sure nothing might be left up here to aid and free the prisoners.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let's just give a quick double-check of the captain's quarters up top now.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus sighs. &quot;Yeah. Now that you mention it, we should.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hokay!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">So, who wants the gun next to their face this time? 83

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt peeks into the room.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed. Needless to say... if we find any Vecnan cultist, it is imperative we take him alive. Their ecrets could be invaluable to the Mace.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Looks clear.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Okay, empty. Good.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh noes =w=;;;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Are you done?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sorry Liatai

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Are you error-bombed? =w=;;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now let's go to the next deck.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Nope, I'm good.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;... hmm.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Quick search again.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Very good.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 6 + 4 = 10&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; search!

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 1 + 7 = 8&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; search!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 14 + 7 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Search

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Search Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 15 + 3 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas simply remains on deck and peers inside.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi was bent over. *^_^*

GM:<font color="#000000">You find some things in the chest aside from the navigational equipment on deck.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahah

GM:<font color="#000000">On the desk, I mean.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Oh? Like?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Take the maps if nothing else. as wella s any logs and such

VAE:<font color="#000000">what stuff?

VAE:<font color="#000000">and Tathi finds nothing XD

GM:<font color="#000000">A courtier's outfit (30 GP), a porcelain idol of a well-dressed, dignified, and smiling man holding a purse of gold and a flail (300 GP), a bag of exotic incense (100 GP), four pounds of soap that smells like dusty sandalwood (2 GP total), and a six-ounce bag of dried cherries (3 GP).

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron and Gamal do

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Holy -shit- dried cherries are expensive. O.O

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Wood-smelling soap? This guy has good taste. :.

VAE:<font color="#000000">What does the man look like?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Petty edible loot recorded.

TMG:<font color="#000000">*smacks forehead* I should've thought to have Gnogglebolt take the maps and logs.. Good thinking, Gamal.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oooh, cherries...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Interesting..this captain likes to live in luxury&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 13 + 8 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Local in fact... is the idol someone?

GM:<font color="#000000">Roll Religion knowledge, Miron.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 20 + 18 = 38&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Religion

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Well, he is a pirate captain.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Religion. I got it.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vy are hyu surprised? It's a pirate kaptain.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">You know it's someone having to do with Dartane -- Holy CROW.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Crow?

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( =3= ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Map explorer locked up. ))

RAM:<font color="#990000">I'm still good.

Miron:<font color="#000000">In the meantime, Miron is examining the statue

GM:<font color="#000000">Yeah, that's a god, all right. Specifically, Zilchus, a Tanish god of commerce. He resides over Power, Prestige, Money, Business, and Influence. His worshippers are reputed to be ruthless in matters of business, but highly scrupulous, as that flail is used to chastise the dishonest. &quot;Zilchus teaches that the desire for power, prestige, influence, and money can be overwhelming in the world of mortals, but this desire must be tamed in one's own life so that it can be more easily exploited in others. The profit motive is viewed as something that improves the quality of all endeavors. Worshipers of Zilchus should strive to recognize the opportunities to increase their power, prestige, money, and influence and seize hold of them in order to one-up the competition. Zilchus teaches that politics and war are only aspects of trade, using words or lives as currency rather than precious metal, and should therefore be approached in the same way. One's own currency, whatever its form, should be spent more wisely than ones' rivals spend theirs.&quot; http://www.canonfire.com/wiki/index.php?title=Zilchus

GM:<font color="#000000">Reflavored slightly for Akellon, of course.

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Er, windows explorer. ))

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Zilchus.. a Tanish trader god.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">ah, so you -did- use Zilchus over Xolbar

TMG:<font color="#000000">or Xerbar, or whatever he was

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If anything, he sounds like someone Barbarus would like.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Barbarus would probably prefer his brother Kurell. :P

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Barbarus would probably love being on a lycanthrope pirate ship in general.&quot; He jests somewhat sarcastically.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It must be stolen.. that's no deity a pirate would worship.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">For your natural 20, here. http://www.canonfire.com/wiki/index.php?title=Kurell

VAE:<font color="#000000">wht does kurell have to do wit hthis

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy em lookink forvard to meetink dis Barbarus. Sounds like a fun guy.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Miron: &quot;If anything, he sounds like someone Barbarus would like.&quot; GM: Barbarus would probably prefer his brother Kurell. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">ah

VAE:<font color="#000000">I see

<i><font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

</i>Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Let's keep moving people!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;He certainly.. is that, if nothing else.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Time to head back down&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas casually remarks to Gamal in passing, &quot;..Good to have you along, by the way. You're sharp, and handy with those scimitars to boot.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Pardon, the DM is grabbing soda. Got any mid-session-ish noms?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Yah, Hy vant to kill more seavolf pirates!&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">mid-session? XD

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt nods in assent as Gamal and Thomas decend the stairs. &quot;Indeed. You are proving to be very handy.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Mid-session at midnight.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">PREPARE YOURSELVES.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thank you, you are a pleasure to fight beside as well, much better than some I've worked with in my career.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">WE'RE PLAYING PAST DAWN.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">awesome

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm

RAM:<font color="#990000">Thomas: The return of &quot;COME AT ME, BRO!&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Well, we can stop here if you like. :B

* Gamal-Junayd moves the barrel he placed over the trap door

RAM:<font color="#990000">NO!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">no no no NO

TMG:<font color="#000000">I'm still fired up, too! &gt;:O

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">luuulz

RAM:<font color="#990000">I still have Dew!

GM:<font color="#000000">I was just planning for one more battle, and maybe some dialogue if people were still awake. :b

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm pretty sure Meany will raeg.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nomming Thomas for battlestance.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Unless anyone's -actually- dropping here, I say keep going. ^^

TMG:<font color="#000000">Gamal for just Being Sharp In General

VAE:<font color="#000000">i'm OK to go ,since it's the last time in very long i'll see any Akellon

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Let's see... noms...

GM:<font color="#000000">I'd like it if Miron was here for the dialogue, so I'm good to go if you guys are.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Sszeyl for I CRUSH YOUR FACE!

VAE:<font color="#000000">The wiping down sword after cutting up two wolves

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Thomas for anime sword flying attack over the deck

VAE:<font color="#000000">Seconding

VAE:<font color="#000000">Flying inquisitor for the win

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Miron for Magnifying Glass. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z28lwyQjuTY&amp;feature=fvwrel

VAE:<font color="#000000">More Leaden Mace battlemusic

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I was flying, too...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Miron for religion? where? gotta figure out which

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Any problem, Citizen?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Gnogglebolt for &quot;Dropping ordnance!&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Nooh!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">lulz

TMG:<font color="#000000">Thomas for Deep Thoughts and Doubts

TMG:<font color="#000000">(and did anyone even -read- Gnogglebolt's deep thoughts at the beginning of the game? The wall of text? :B )

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Swallowtail: &quot;Damn lock...dammit...DAMMIT! Taking 20 =3=&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">(That was supposed to be very internal character-developy....)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It was more like deep thoughts and pity. He's deadly resolute these days.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I did. :p

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Stop begging for noms.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Dealing with heresy is what I make a living from.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Pity, then.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">gnogglebolt for I wanna use the deep sea helm in my tactics no matter what

VAE:<font color="#000000">I wasn't there.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hahahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">meh

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Miron for &quot;BURN THIS MUTHA FUCKA DOWN!&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">ghostwish; i wasn't begging. I just mentioned it -once-, since it happened at the beginning of the game and I didn't think anyone remembered.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Very well. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tathi and Aellian due to the selfcongratulatory speak that made Miron gag

VAE:<font color="#000000">you know, Aellian groveling about how awesome her spells are

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Gnogglebolt for LEDGER QUEST: More roman numerals accrued than Dragon Quest.

VAE:<font color="#000000">It was hillarious

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">of all the things to get nommed for.. why do i ever bother sometimes...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">thomas for politenes in combat requests, please deal with this one, and the thank you after

VAE:<font color="#000000">Seriously, I laughed

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Why do I keep getting left out during noms? &gt;: Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hey, you've nommed me for &quot;words&quot; like three time. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Shankfang!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Halloween Harry

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">You've been nommed twice.

VAE:<font color="#000000">he flew in, and he shot monsters

VAE:<font color="#000000">Halloween harry

VAE:<font color="#000000">and anyone who didn't play it as a kid can kiss my furry arse :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hmmm.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Except I haven't, Ghost.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">VAE's was my first.

<i><font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

</i>Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sszeyl for: I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT MERCY I WASN'T GONNA GIVE.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Unless you meant Herr Doktor's. Then disregard.

* Dr. Hatari is now picturing Sszeyl in the card-crusher meme.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Except with faces.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Instead of cards.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt

GM:<font color="#000000">Any more? Meany, we're doing mid-ship noms.

VAE:<font color="#000000">for Who Wouldn't Surrender to a Maniac with a Handgrenade

VAE:<font color="#000000">Seriously

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">lulz

VAE:<font color="#000000">Holding a grenade, close-range and asking for surrender

Meany:<font color="#330000">Let's see..

Meany:<font color="#330000">Miron for BUFFS.

* RAM always has to remind people that, yes, Shankfang is in the party too, and did nom-worthy stuff. Is honestly getting a little annoying.

Meany:<font color="#330000">BUFFS EVERYWHERE.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh yeah.

VAE:<font color="#000000">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb0QONOFrNE

VAE:<font color="#000000">This is the game

Meany:<font color="#330000">Shankfang for All in the Family.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I wanna nom the party collectively.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">For Flawless Double-Victory.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hee

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ram; today's session was mostly combat, and noms are supposed to be for roleplaying.--oh!

TMG:<font color="#000000">Shankfang for &quot;DON&quot;T YOU HURT MY BROTHER&quot; instant-protective-instinct

TMG:<font color="#000000">-that- was good. :&gt;

Meany:<font color="#330000">Let's see.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Aelian for SNIPAH.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I might be a bit selfcongratulatory then - Miron ,Tom and Shenkfang for epic entrance.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Swallowtail for utility ninja.

TMG:<font color="#000000">andif we're going to get through one more combat and dialogue tonight, we oughta get -going-.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Five against two? What will we do in the afternoon?

TMG:<font color="#000000">Perhaps should hav e svaed noms for later days, told everyone to save a log and reveiw later.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Ugh, I usually argue agianst dice noms.. but since aelian badly needs noms, I won't.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's 12:30 though, really.

VAE:<font color="#000000">It reminded me of a joke

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">oh. wait, it doesn't matter. DM disregards em anyway last I check.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We've been down this road before.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">People want to continue now..

GM:<font color="#000000">Thomas - 100 XP - Battle Stance 100 XP - ANIME CHOP. 100 XP - Prayer for thine enemies.

VAE:<font color="#000000">A russian soldier goes on the border line

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">In 10 minutes, they'll be asleep. :P

GM:<font color="#000000">Gamal - 200 XP - You're a sharp lad. In more ways than one.

GM:<font color="#000000">Miron - 300 XP - Investigator! 300 XP - Religious trivia? WHERE? *_* 300 XP - Awesome Recitation

GM:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt - 200 XP - Deep Thoughts with Gnomes. 200 XP - But -- but the seahelm! 200 XP - Who wouldn't surrender to a maniac with a handgrenade?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hundred chinese soldiers, come fight me

GM:<font color="#000000">Swallowtail - 200 XP - Damnit -- damnit -- TAKING 20 200 XP - Utility Ninja.

GM:<font color="#000000">Tathi - 200 XP - Lovebirds. Aelian - 200 XP - Lovebirds. 200 XP - Sniper!

GM:<font color="#000000">Shankfang - 200 XP - DEATH FROM ABOVE!!!! 200 XP - You. Yeah, you. Get your filthy claws off my future brother-in-law. NOW. *_*

GM:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl - 200 XP - Face Crusher

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas hits level 9. *_*

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well, a chinese regiment shows up

GM:<font color="#000000">I'll tally any others after this bit coming up.

GM:<font color="#000000">Now then! Who's first down the stairs this time, and who's second?

VAE:<font color="#000000">after a while, he comes out again

RAM:<font color="#990000">Jealous~!

TMG:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;29750+200+200+200 = 29750 + 200 + 200 + 200 = 30350&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

GM:<font color="#000000">And are we keeping init or rerolling?

VAE:<font color="#000000">200 chinese soldiers, come fight me

VAE:<font color="#000000">same

VAE:<font color="#000000">after a while.. 300 chinese soldiers come fight me

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Alright.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Wait.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I go second&quot;

Meany:<font color="#330000">Did we get combat exp?

Meany:<font color="#330000">=3=

RAM:<font color="#990000">31300 now.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'll take a liberty out of spirit of fairness and say..

* Gamal-Junayd pulls up the trapdoor

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Let's keepinit, just for expediency's sake. Even thought Gnogglebolt's really low in it.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It has definitely been 8 minutes.

GM:<font color="#000000">No combat EXP yet.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom's buffs fade.

VAE:<font color="#000000">But this time.... one badly wounded soldier climbs over

RAM:<font color="#990000">Combat exp will be at end, I assume.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and shouts to the rest of the chinese

VAE:<font color="#000000">DONT GO! ITS A TRAP THERE&quot;S TWO OF THEM

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Unfortunately, everyone's Aid HP also fades.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Aelian.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Which buffs were Tom's, again?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Think anything's down there..?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tom's only party-wide buff was Aid. +1 hit, temp HP.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We'll find out soon enough. After you, brother.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I'd like to go down first, if it's allright. =w=

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Dark vision.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Plus I kill people's faces.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Mm..&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can see in the dark, too.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">(lowlight(

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Please note the lack of quotation marks.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ugh

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Hahahahahah.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Very well.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I also has Darkvision!

VAE:<font color="#000000">then ignore mine, too

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Anyone have a light they can take with em?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Also, lowlight vision is effectively meaningless in Maptool.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">=w=

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Got an everburning torch somewhere there.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas descends with his guard up. Full-defense movement to the lower deck.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;I do.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">After the knight.

GM:<font color="#000000">Who's second? Sszeyl? Okay.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Or at worst...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">So, we keeping init? Someone put forth the idea, but it was never confirmed or denied.

* Thomas Lazarus boggles.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... Really?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">*theaddesk*

TMG:<font color="#000000">I voted for keep init, just to keep things moving quickly

* Gamal-Junayd will attempt to roll on down and off the side fo the stairs next

VAE:<font color="#000000">Good job sszeyl

TMG:<font color="#000000">...nevermind, init was cleared

GM:<font color="#000000">Roll init again, all.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Okay, let's just go.

VAE:<font color="#000000">shamans have low fort, in general

VAE:<font color="#000000">Wrack would have done him

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((dexterity-10)/2) = 8 + floor((17 - 10) / 2) = 11&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; initiative!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 9 + 1 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 11 + 1 = 12&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Is it time for fightink now? &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 7 + 5 = 12&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Initiative!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Initiative Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 19 + 6 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 14 + 5 = 19&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; initiative!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnome init &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 10 + 1 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 15 + 3 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 7 + 2 = 9&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; Dex check!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; initiative

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Is the flight potion still in effect?

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Take the warrior.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Definitely not RAM.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;The magician is mine.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Only 5 minute duration.

Seawolf Brigand 3:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 13 + 7 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Seawolf Shaman 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 14 + 3 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He offers the barest grunt of acknowledgement.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Roger. Not used to magic effects. Never really used them before.

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">suprise round or normal?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Totally fine. Never be shy about asking.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Normal round.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I'm not.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs29/f/2008/046/2/3/OP_Card_Crusher_Meme_2_by_c0rkydawL.png

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Probably gonna need someone's help working spells once I make my Orc Chandak after we hit level 11.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">what asinine thing was that?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Just a meme. :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">okay, take 10 tumbling down and past them, dodge on shaman, combat expertise at 5, once I tumble into position, attack the shaman

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Since it suddenly became super-relevant (o_o;) Tom's full-defence AC for this round is 28.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+9+AMod = 11 + 9 + 0 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+DMod = 6 + 6 + 0 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Seawolf Shaman 1:<font color="#000000">What the flipping human. O_o

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ofQUBauhIAQ/TSQsA30LOlI/AAAAAAAAAHw/c2fhrtl9oy0/s1600/cardcrusher7.jpg

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">... Or not. :x

VAE:<font color="#000000">and this is yet more why Miron should go second. Buffs

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I am remembering why this is my second favorite meme.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">After Handsome Face.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Done

Seawolf Brigand 3:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 14 + 14 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Tumble check, moving south..

VAE:<font color="#000000">meh, wouldn't have helped actually. No surprise round here this

TMG:<font color="#000000">...wait.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Gamal can take 10 on a tumble?

TMG:<font color="#000000">In combat?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">dervish ability

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">He's a Dervish.

Seawolf Brigand 3:<font color="#000000">The wolf snaps at Gamal's legs as he leaps up from his roll! &#171; &#160;1d20+14+2 = 11 + 14 + 2 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+2d6 = 5 + 3 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Seawolf Brigand 3:<font color="#000000">And roll Will if that hits, of course.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh. Huh. Suspected as much.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Insane combat flips and impossible dance-fighting are his thing.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Movement Mastery can take 10 on jump, perform dance, or tumble even if stress and distraction would normally prevent me from doing so

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">but all the fancy moves in the world don't mean shit when the enemy rolls high.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">he can AoO tumble?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">oh his turn

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's his regular turn silly. :P

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">So much for Flawless triple victory.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Will Save : &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 10 + 4 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Seawolf Brigand 3:<font color="#000000">Just BARELY.

TMG:<font color="#000000">...oshit

Aelian has received initiative.TMG:<font color="#000000">...oh

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">wait

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">did he move past me and tumble or just move?

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Hrm. Where might aelian be able to move on the deck above to have sight?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tumble.

Seawolf Brigand 3:<font color="#000000">Tumble, my good dervish.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">He rolled it and such.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">.. where swallowtail is, likely. -.-

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">missed that

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Also.

GM:<font color="#000000">Where Swallowtail of Shankfang are. You might get a shot at the brigand from the spot south of Shankfang, but the creature is counted as having cover.

GM:<font color="#000000">*or

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Hold on, I could jump down from where Thomas is. :3

* Dr. Hatari has been listening to this.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Feels like good Gamal theme mebbe. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY-cG0z6Hug

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian draws back his longbow at point blank range, and lets fly at Seawolf Shaman! &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 12 + 12 = 24&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+2 = 8 + 2 = 10&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; damage!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">...

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Done!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I DIDN'T DO IT.

Sszeyl has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I guess I deserve this.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Okay.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">he hasnt even pulled out his dance routine yet. heh

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">The monk moves forward, bloody right hand extended for a third time.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">*_*

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8+2 = 7 + 8 + 2 = 17&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; Melee attack.

Seawolf Shaman 1:<font color="#000000">Hit!

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">That belt sure has paid for itself today.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Once more, face grab.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;I suppose I should start wondering about the moral consequences of doing this.&quot;

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#330000">&quot;But to be frank, we are having far too much fun.&quot;

</b>Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Morality iz overrated. KILL!&quot; &gt;:3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=w=;;

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#330000">&quot;Bone crusher.&quot;

</b>Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d8+4+2d6+4d6 = 1 + 4 + 8 + 10 = 23&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187;

Seawolf Shaman 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 14 + 12 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Fort!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks down the trapdoor with a very worried expression.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">And the shaman gets to see the elf's eyes go red and green before it dies.

Seawolf Shaman 1:<font color="#000000">Thick-skulled shaman.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">onoes

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Oh right.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">The fort for the Bone Crushing.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi, I vanish.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Poof!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Not even a pained yelp? =w= I need to do better next round, it seems.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Right, I'll be watching for you.&quot; See Invisibility is still active, I hope. ^^;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">10 minutes a level. ^^

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 18 + 7 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fan slash for &#171;  &#160;1d6+1+3d6 = 1 + 1 + 10 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; !

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Pink aura??

Teeny Rin:<i><font color="#FF0000">Her style-rating is SS!!

</i>* Teeny Rin is bricked.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Gotta admit, she looks damn nice in that outfit.

Seawolf Shaman 1:<font color="#000000">The wolf turns -- and savagely attacks what looks like thin air to everyone but Tathi. Bite &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 14 + 9 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and two claws &#171;  &#160;1d20+3 = 12 + 3 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+3 = 4 + 3 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+1 = 17 + 1 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 2 + 1 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi sighs, and mutters to herself, &quot;I might as well stop preparing the big bangs. I'll never be able to use them with this group.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Oh dear. &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 16 + 6 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Whew!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Hmm.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Too bad Sszeyl doesn't like her looks.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;No, it's just the environment. You should've -known- that a ship would be an enclosed space...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&gt;:3

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Sure, twist my words.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">You'd need a listen check to even hear that.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I'll be sure to tell your wife you hit on humans while she was gone.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Twist nothing. You said we're ugly. That includes her.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">WITNESS'D

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I've hit on no one.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">...Gnogglebolt is -literally- standing right next to Tathi. But oh well. If is to be disregarded, then disregard.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So..sneaking up on these guys seems a bad idea..maybe you should stick to unlocking things.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang slides into the stairwell, 5 foot step...

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Mutters to herself. What, do you mutter at the top of your lungs or something?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Peekaboo.&quot; :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;She will be alright. Timing was imperfect, was all.&quot; Oh init implications. You so uncanny.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Does the...whatever bonus Miron gives for damage apply to the Shaman?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Probably not. I doubt it holds over between encounters.

RAM:<font color="#990000">&gt;:3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">dont think he's given it yet, has he?

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">yeah, I didn't add that bonus to aelian's attack. :\

Liatai:<font color="#000000">10 minutes each Dark Knowledge, I think, but okay.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No buff, then.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">oh? so I could of added 2d6 damage to my strike on the shaman?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Weeelllllll *bricked*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">So, no?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No buff.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Nah.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">DAMMIT RAIL!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Eat lead!&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+15+2+1 = 16 + 15 + 2 + 1 = 34&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1 = 14 + 1 = 15&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;! Quickload! &#171; &#160;1d20+10+2+1 = 6 + 10 + 2 + 1 = 19&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1 = 9 + 1 = 10&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Even if it doesn't seem very intuitive, it's probably how the mechanic ought to work. It is a limited uses magical power and all.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">On the Shaman.

Seawolf Shaman 1:<font color="#000000">CRACK! Ah, THERE goes the skull.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Rule number tvo, de dubbel tap.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Mm.. I'll corner him..&quot; Thomas darts off, moving quite fast for such a large armored fellow.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Uh-oh, may be lagging.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Sword &amp; board style slash! &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 16 + 11 = 27&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+5 = 5 + 5 = 10&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Done!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:51 lagcheck.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">seawolf shaman transforms into level 20 douchebag... wow.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">:51

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">DOUCHEBAG LAGS CONNECTION. DOUBLE KILL HIM. &gt;:O

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">:52

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:52 at :51.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Timewarp yay. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">... My clock just turned over. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu hokay, Svallowtail? Gamal?&quot; Shankfang calls down from the top of the stairs.

GM:<font color="#000000">For the lootkeeper, Shamans have unless otherwise noted Spear (mwk), light crossbow (mwk), +1 leather, +1 light wooden shield, 8,000 GP

Tathi has received initiative.Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;I fine.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm keeping an eye on them.&quot; He glances to where Swallowtail (probably) is. &quot;... Well. Sorta-speak.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Thank you. Recorded.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Goot, goot.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm fine, just a small scratch, still one more to take care of&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi makes a series of quick movements with her hands, and then points her open palm towards seawolf brigand, at which a dark green orb of acid rockets towards! &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 4 + 6 = 10&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; ranged touch for &#171;  &#160;4d8 = 24&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; acid damage!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Schouldn' take long.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;And it looks like we found the cells...no one in them though.&quot;

Seawolf Brigand 3:<font color="#000000">That glob of acid burns a nice hole in the barrel nearby, but not a scratch on the brigand.

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.* Thomas Lazarus frowns darkly. &quot;How many of their crew have they recruited out of their merchandise..?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Gods forgive us.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Too many, Hy'm sure.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Does it matter?&quot; =3=

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hopefully none from that leger you have...&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt...stares helplessly down the trapdoor. There's -nothing- he can do right now. Nearly everyone one of his options is AoE, and the only ones that are targeted come under the effect of penalties for firing into melee.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Pass.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">HA. hypocrit! XD

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You could go Madness Combat style and hurl your weapon at his head *bricked*

Edaric:<font color="#000000">I'm sort of in the same boat as you. &gt;.&gt;; Hm.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Yeah, this is what happens when there's trigger-happy melee around and nice wizards who only hit allies accidently.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;And I'm hoping they haven't 'recruited' any at -all-!&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Bardsong! A few chords of lute music drift down into the lower deck. +1 on attack and weapon damage rolls, as well as saves versus fear!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Ed' i'ear ar' elenea! Can't you at least hold one down or something!?&quot;

Miron has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">what does it take to climb down?

VAE:<font color="#000000">how many feet?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Ha! Silly wizard!

TMG:<font color="#000000">...do magic RTAs come under effect of firing into melee penalty?

You whisper to Ghostwish: Translation? :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I don't have to worry about my ranged DPS hitting my allies!


 * VAE await decishun

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Probably. But it's almost never actually observed.

Tathi whispers: By the sea and stars!

TMG:<font color="#000000">Hmm. Interesting.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ten feet to reach an open space, if you choose the one west of Sszeyl. .

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">That's because your ranged dps is pathetic, like Aelian's.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">T_T

VAE:<font color="#000000">west?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Ouch. She insulted your deeps.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Excuse me? Two attacks for a total of 6d6+2 is anything but pathetic.

VAE:<font color="#000000">there's Swallowtail there

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Two?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You're kind of whipped. *bricked*

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">I get 16 at 8d6.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">West, not east.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And how many times can you do that a day, hmm?

Miron:<font color="#000000">Actually

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">OH NO.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Five times. And at that point, the army is dead.

TMG:<font color="#000000">....where the heck is Miron going?

Miron:<font color="#000000">*cast Inflict moderate wounds converting a level 2 slot*

TMG:<font color="#000000">?????

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Yeah, I can keep going until I run out of ammo.

TMG:<font color="#000000">on WHAT?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">All 500 rounds of it.

Miron:<font color="#000000">On Hand, dummy

TMG:<font color="#000000">But what's the targte? You just moved miron -away- from the combat!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Pffffft. Too slow. Give it up son, you're a rifle trying to compare to an artillery piece.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Aha. :3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I see.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Move into proper space

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Which reminds me.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Now, &#171; &#160;1d20+5+2 = 17 + 5 + 2 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Force Palm touch attack

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( We never did get that particular mechanic question answered. ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">?

Seawolf Brigand 3:<font color="#000000">Solid hit!

Miron:<font color="#000000">For &#171; &#160;2d8+5 = 9 + 5 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( If Miron cast an Inflict spell to a touch attack. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">That's how it's delivered

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( And Sszeyl picked him up, then struck an enemy with Miron. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ahahahah

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">luuuulz

VAE:<font color="#000000">YES

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Does Miron still need to roll an attack to release the spell? ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Technically.

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">If you did that..

VAE:<font color="#000000">don't think so

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">it would target Sszeyl.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ack, I'll BRB.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Dervishtime.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">And Miron would take damage from being used as a weapon. XP

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Artillary is kinda useless when your allies are in the middle of the impact zone.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Slash'em up.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Silly wizard.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Hello captain obvious. Guess where this argument started?

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Yup. That's right. You're back at start and you didn't even collect 200 clams. You. Fail.


 * Thomas Lazarus blinks.


 * Thomas Lazarus blinks again.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Is that another trap-door back there?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I didnt notice it hag gotten to my turn, sorry, too much reading the argument spam

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Yes? Is this supposed to be surprising?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well someone's all snappy. :x

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">okay...full attack on the wolfy

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Iz a big schip.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I thought human ships had at least six decks...&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">dodge on final wolf, no combat expertise

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Guh.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+14+AMod = 1 + 14 + 1 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+DMod = 1 + 6 + 1 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">that's a nat one. end attack or just keep going?

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ouch1. Keep going.

Tathi: <font color="#ff">(( wow. the dice love you. ))

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+14+AMod = 20 + 14 + 1 = 35&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;1d6+5+DMod = 6 + 5 + 1 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">then a crit threat

TMG:<font color="#000000">No fumbles, remember. Just keep going in your attack sequen--whoa!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Liatai doesn't end full attacks on 1's. That's a screwed up rule that harms multi-attackers.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+14+AMod = 20 + 14 + 1 = 35&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;1d6+5+DMod = 2 + 5 + 1 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">20 again...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">True story: we

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:o

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Snap.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Roll again!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">do I roll it a third time?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+14+AMod = 8 + 14 + 1 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;1d6+5+DMod = 1 + 5 + 1 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

TMG:<font color="#000000">hatari; wait, are you saying that rule is -actually- in a book somewhere--HOLY!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Kitten.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tech; yes.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Uh. Tech. It's stock. :P

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">PHB.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sorry, kitten was pouncing me.

TMG:<font color="#000000">did Gamal just auto-kill? o.o I think we might have -that- houserule in play...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+9+AMod = 8 + 9 + 1 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+DMod = 3 + 6 + 1 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) 3rd attack for this

TMG:<font color="#000000">and what page on this nat1 ends attack? O.o

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Attack Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+9+AMod = 1 + 9 + 1 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;1d6+5+DMod = 3 + 5 + 1 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

TMG:<font color="#000000">What page of PHB?

VAE:<font color="#000000">I am all for an autokill

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and ends with another nat 1

RAM:<font color="#990000">Hi Cocoa!

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">UH NO

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">NO AUTO KILLS

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We had a lizardfolk Monk in an ECL 18 campaign with Shoja who couldn't punch for 140 damage, but he could haste flurry for over 12 attacks.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Count how many times we've been critted and then ask for auto-kills! That hurts PCs, not monsters!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">1, 20,20,8, 8, 1

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">He always, ALWAYS rolled 1 on one of them.

VAE:<font color="#000000">So?

VAE:<font color="#000000">I don't care

Seawolf Brigand 3:<font color="#000000">Either way, it's well and truly dead.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And it made his giant attack sequence worthless.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And never did

TMG:<font color="#000000">Hatari; Yes, I get your point. Page number in PHB?

VAE:<font color="#000000">NO1CURR

TMG:<font color="#000000">also; hmm. Ghost has a point. :x

VAE:<font color="#000000">NO1CURR

VAE:<font color="#000000">NO1CURR

VAE:<font color="#000000">NO1CURR

VAE:<font color="#000000">NO1CURR

VAE:<font color="#000000">NO1CURR

VAE:<font color="#000000">NO1CURR

VAE:<font color="#000000">NO1CURR

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">M'I'unno. I took their word for it.

VAE:<font color="#000000">NO1CURR

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">.....

VAE:<font color="#000000">NO1CURR

VAE:<font color="#000000">NO1CURR

VAE:<font color="#000000">NO1CURR

VAE:<font color="#000000">NO1CURR

TMG:<font color="#000000">wtf????

VAE:<font color="#000000">NO1CURR

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">You wanna get kicked?

RAM:<font color="#990000">VAE.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">wut

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Truly...I think the dragons overestimated these pirate..there has been no real challenge among them yet.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Stop.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Now.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Kitten.

TMG:<font color="#000000">What the fuck was that, danman?

Meany:<font color="#330000">Get yo ass.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Out of my face.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Very nize, Gamal.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Perhaps.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hey, you're one of the few people who's name Shankfang's accent doesn't totally slaughter.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Something feels amiss, though.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Him being a dumbass.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dere iz schtill a door, und at least vun more deck.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">it was no1curr

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">...

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Are these.. holding cells?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Brig.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">No one care. a response to ghost whining

TMG:<font color="#000000">danman; what the hell does that even -mean-? And why was it spammed?

TMG:<font color="#000000">Yeah, don't ever do that again, danman.


 * VAE will

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;And their leaders may have gone in to the Island...I had heard there was a swordsman of note among them to challenge myself against...&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">At any time it's expedient and apt

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Healers.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Mm..&quot;

TMG whispers: Lia, tell him to never spam like that again, please. That was just horrific.

TMG whispers: please

<i><font color="#0000ff">VAE is disconnected.

</i> You whisper to TMG: I have other things on my plate.

Dorf Aias:<font color="#7F00FF">Oops! Ah slipped.

<i><font color="#0000ff">VAE has connected.

</i> TMG whispers: .....huh


 * Thomas Lazarus draws out a wand.

RAM:<font color="#990000">XD

Meany:<font color="#330000">=3=

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, if these -are- cells, they don't have anything in them...&quot;

Meany:<font color="#330000">Are you done being dumbasses, dumbasses?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d8+1 = 2 + 1 = 3&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; healing for Gamal. &quot;The captain is a notorious pirate.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Theres a door, and a trapdoor, and chests over here...&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Okay, one moment, I need to rewrite a few things. Roleplay amongst yourselves.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;And we -still- haven't seen wherever the spirit is being contained.&quot;

VAE:<b><font color="#000000"> GHOSTIS AN ARSEFACE

</b>VAE:<b><font color="#000000"> GHOSTIS AN ARSEFACE

</b>VAE:<b><font color="#000000"> GHOSTIS AN ARSEFACE

</b>VAE:<b><font color="#000000"> GHOSTIS AN ARSEFACE

</b>Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Really

<i><font color="#0000ff">VAE is disconnected.

</i>RAM:<font color="#990000">Seriously?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I am trying to play.

<i><font color="#0000ff">VAE has connected.

</i>Meany:<font color="#330000">Can we continue?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Both of you shut up and RP. Or just shut up.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Seriously, VAE.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Enough freaking spam.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d8 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom also heals Swallowtail for &#171; &#160;1d8+1 = 5 + 1 = 6&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thanks for the healing...always nice to have some around, in case battles go sour.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">=^.^=

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Just goes to show who's more mature between him and railock...

VAE:<font color="#000000">Did I ever claim to be mature

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Ghost, serious, keep to the rp, and do NOT bring up old battles.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Okay we're done tonight.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Chests! Loot!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nope.gif

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Forget loot, we can go back for it later.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Not putting up with you guys.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;We have one more deck to clear, at least.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Okay, hold up a moment.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Right, right.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Yeah, fuck it. I'm tired of this too.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Might as well.. I need to pack up stuff *shrug*

GM:<font color="#000000">What just happened.

Meany:<font color="#330000">I suppose we should abandon the chat, so Lia can talk with Ghost and VAE alone.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;The spirit bound object? will we actually be able to tell what it is on sight?&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">....you weren't even paying attention, Lia? ^^;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">:13


 * VAE rofls

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">You didn't see the spam?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">no, she had said she was going off for a second

RAM:<font color="#990000">Little bit of a spat, is all.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Seems to hvae been resolved.

GM:<font color="#000000">I leave for a few minutes and jeez.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Right, guys?

TMG:<font color="#000000">I don't want to end the game here, but I'm going to stop for a minute and let the DM sort this out.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:13 at :13, I'm lag-free.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Woohoo!


 * Dr. Hatari has zero god damn interest it trying to wade through Ghost and VAE doing caustic one-upsmanship bickering.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">I've got a flight tomorrow that I can sleep on, so I'm good for going on, but if this idiot is going to keep on, I'm not for continuing the game.

GM:<font color="#000000">Ghost, kicking VAE was just as immature as the spam. Which, VAE, was also highly immature. Please do not do it again.

GM:<font color="#000000">Now, are we going to get back to the game or have another spam slap-fight? Hint; the answer is A.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Ghost, please do not aggrivate VAE.

Meany:<font color="#330000">VAE, please don't aggrivate Ghost. :V

Meany:<font color="#330000">There, now it's equal.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">-.-

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So..did anyone tell us what these spirit bound engine thingymabobbers actually look like?&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Now then.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">would the children get back in the game, thanks?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's magic. I assume there will be glowing.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Usually crystals. Shining.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Shiney?&quot; :o

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, at least we know that.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Alright. One more trapdoor. let's move, folks.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Theres a door as well

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Or--oh, dang.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy tink ve schould check de door, first.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;One more door on this decxk.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">(they're so invisible!)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;and..are they small enough they might be kept in one of these chests? Maybe as a sort of disguise?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Door first, then we go down&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Gun up!

Meany:<font color="#330000">No they're not.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Just as a note? I'm going to be down to wands here pretty shortly. I didn't have time to prepare spells for fights like this.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Blunderbuss readied.

GM:<font color="#000000">Is anyone searching this room, or no?

Meany:<font color="#330000">You just have poor sense of vision.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 12 + 4 = 16&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; search!

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 16 + 7 = 23&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; search!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Yes, we are searching the room to the north.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Search Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 4 + 3 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

GM:<font color="#000000">Lootkeeper?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20 = 11&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Search, because I might get lucky.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">No has Search skill.

GM:<font color="#000000">Prepare for a massive addition.

GM:<font color="#000000">:3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Or not.

GM:<font color="#000000">1200 gp, 8000 sp, alexandrite (500 gp), lapis lazuli (12 gp), moss agate (9 gp), sardonyx (70 gp), a bolt of silk (50 gp), a pair of soft rabbit-fur gloves (60 gp), an ebony jaguar statuette with eyes and claws that shine with white Continual Flame (2000 gp), an ebony miniature depicting Corellon Larethian holding a silver rapier (800 gp), an ivory sundial with numbers made of deep green spinel (1000 gp), an Arcane Scroll (Charm Person (25 gp), Knock (150 gp)) (total 175 gp), an Arcane Scroll (Blink (375 gp)) (total 375 gp), an Arcane Scroll (Keen Edge (375 gp)) (total 375 gp), a Chime of Opening (3000 gp), a Divine Scroll (Hide from Undead (25 gp)) (total 25 gp), and a cold iron +1 kama (4304 gp).

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">YAY LOOT!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Might as well open them all, just in case they disguised it in one of these chests&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">....I said, IC, loot later. -_- Oh well.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Is that a Kama?

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;How did you guys miss all this!?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Gimmie. :O

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Imma kill people with their own loot.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Saved.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Let us NOT stop and IC sort through the loot -right now-. Let's say everything was thrown into bags and lets move.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">yes tech, until no one could answer if it would be to big to hide inside a chest, at which point it's double check to make sure the ward isnt hidden in one

TMG:<font color="#000000">No one take any of the loot individually right now. No time for that.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Tech, chill a little, too, hmm? ^^;


 * Gamal-Junayd checks the door at the aft of the ship to see it it's locked

RAM:<font color="#990000">Was gonna say that myself.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Now, are any of the frontliners coming up to the room to the north to back up--ah, there you are thomas

RAM:<font color="#990000">You beat me to it, Lia.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Actually, if it's anything like eberron? We're looking for something -big-. XP

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( For someone wanting to keep the game going, you're in a rush. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( For the record, I am not for keeping the game going. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( I'd like to call it at next oppertunity. ))

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Say hi to my gun again, Thomas. :3

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( But that's just me. ))

TMG:<font color="#000000">Meany; exactly.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">It's sitting next to your face.

GM:<font color="#000000">The door is unlocked.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">nobody told me when I asked, so it's a crystal of undeermined size

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">But! I dunno. I apparently got info on these ships that I either never saw or completely forgot cuz I'm drawing a blank. XP

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Doors unlocked. kick it in and rush as a group?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Blunderbuss at the ready, someone opens the door I presume. If no one else, Gnogglebolt does.

GM:<font color="#000000">Listen checks?

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( That's kinda typicall for you, Ghost. ))

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Listen Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 17 + 1 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">ya think?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">....uhoh. Listen: &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 18 + 2 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 8 + 2 = 10&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20 = 8&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Listen!

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Your memory sucks. :B ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 15 + 5 = 20&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187; Listen check!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+2+floor((wisdom-10)/2) = 7 + 2 + floor((13 - 10) / 2) = 10&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; listen!

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 9 + 10 = 19&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; spot and &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 5 + 11 = 16&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; listen!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 2 + 5 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Listen

GM:<font color="#000000">You can hear someone walking in the next room. Boots, so at least it's not a clawed set of paws.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt qwuickly holds up a first.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Breech und klear?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Someone's in there.&quot; He whispers.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; He looks to Gnogglebolt.


 * Gamal-Junayd puts his hand on the nob, and begins to slowly turn, just enough where it could be opened

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Good.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Boots. Not claws.&quot; Aelian whispers.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Let's kill them.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;On three, we rush in...&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Everyone be ready.&quot; Gnogglebolt holds the blunderbuss high.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Bugger.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Don't suppose anyone speaks Tanish?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;one&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Chust kick de door in, Tomas.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;two&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">speak who now? XP

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Lolnope. :B


 * Thomas Lazarus readies.

GM:<font color="#000000">Didn't think so.

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Spanish. ))

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;But don't shoot unless they seem hostile.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;three&quot; gamal kicks in the door and follows it with a tumble in and accross

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Spellcasters, Comprehend Languages. ))

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;How likely&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus rushes into the room!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang follows behind!

Gamal-Junayd whispers: this is your plot bunny bastard isnt he?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Aw yeah. =w=

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Who the hell is this?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And POSE!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Sszeyl casually stolls in.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Bloody hand held aloft.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">*_*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks around and takes split-second stock of the situation. Injured seawolf, robed human.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Looks like a cultist.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu! Identify hyuself, now!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And waiting for immediate response of them from the DM before any further actions

Miron:<font color="#000000">*loudly* &quot;Leaden Mace! Lay down your arms!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">assuming that's anything like the guy looks like &quot;I...dont think he's a captvie, and thus is probably a pirate of his own free will.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">...well, Gnogglebolt -was- gonna say that, but was going to wait...

Rosario Paz:<font color="#000000">You can see a cloaked figure with his back to the door, removing some things from the chest on the far corner. He whips around, blinking at the group, holding healing supplies and a scroll in his hands. And he smiles at you. &quot;Well, you certainly know how to make an entrance. What arms?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Who are you.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;And why shouldn't I kill you?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;....Who are you? Identify yourself.&quot; Gnogglebolt calls from behind.


 * Thomas Lazarus says nothing yet.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">*Click* Pistol cocked and ready!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt puts his blunderbuss away and switches for his bombchucker.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">what sort of things was he taking from the chest?

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 20 + 18 = 38&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Knowledge Arcana!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Spot Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 7 + 0 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">This guy appear to be a spellcaster?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lay down whatever you hold, and raise your arms above your head.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And he...loads it. Six-second use tech device check, DC 17, MR 1. &#171; &#160;1d20+16 = 20 + 16 = 36&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Rosario Paz:<font color="#000000">&quot;... and violent to boot. You may call me Rosario Paz, ship's chaplain and doctor, and you don't want to kill me because I can help you.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Epic loading!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">This one's not a bomb, but the Extra-Tanggling Net. Will keep in the barrel.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt steps forward.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ship's chaplain?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;And if you are part of this ship, how and why would you help us?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;That really just gives me more reason to kill you to be honest.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Might want to expand on that help.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You might want to expand on the &quot;chaplain&quot;&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Help us, huh? Well, this is a slaver ship we were sent to disable. Start talking.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;What exactly do you do here?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;At least tvo uf us are very, very trigger heppy. Eksplain.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt's bombchucker is raised. Ready action to fire: any sudden movement.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Quick.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian whispers something to Tathi, who giggles and nods.

Aelian whispers: &quot;Bloodthirsty like a bunch of mountain orcs, huh?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Remember, An inquisitor only asks twice. The second time, it hurts.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20 = 6&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Listen check, can I hear what Aelian whispered?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Definately not.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Damn, these pointy ears are useless.

Rosario Paz:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not very patient for dragon hires, are you? Believe it or not, inquisitor, I don't want to fight you. Fighting only leads to premature death, after all, and no one wants that, unless you happen to be one of those vile Nerullian sorts. Granted, I'm only assuming from your ecclectic group makeup and apparent power in destroying about half the pack with ease that you're one of Salishea's or Locarath's sorts.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt keeps the bombchucker trained on him. &quot;...You're very well-informed.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;But you haven't actually answered our questions.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Schmot guy...&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Enough, are you the vecnan priest here?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm starting to lose patience.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi, ever since he said 'chaplain' that was obvious.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Though really, there is only one question that matters.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nice job masking the symbols.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Are you or are you not a part of the slaving operation? And if you claim no, you better have a -very- convincing story.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If we were *just* hired thugs, it'd have worked&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Well them, I am ever so glad to see that my party was smart enough to line up single file in front of a known spellcaster.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vy do hyu tink Hy'm behind dem hall?&quot; :3

Rosario Paz:<font color="#000000">&quot;In good time, good gnomes, in good time. First you need to help me before I can help you. Simply satisfy my curiosity as to what you're searching for, and I can help you. I'll even hide your involvement from the captain should it be possible. But to do that...&quot; He raises a finger, still smiling. &quot;I need to know what you're after.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">It could be worse, we could of lined up in a line away from him allowing lightning bolt or something. but really, with the room available in here, theres not much choice. AoE attacks will hit

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Vecnan cultists are one of the things.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt frowns.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas finally speaks -- and it's a soft incantation, and a few flourishes of his off-hand. He invokes detect evil, and orients it to only catch Rosario in the radius.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;He's stretching our time.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Actually...

Rosario Paz:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is it treasure? A particular acquisition? Or perhaps the wards?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tell us what kind of 'help' you would offer us, first.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Moving out of the room, taking cover around the wall. :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Yay tactics!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt dearly hopes the others are smart enough not to blurt out our objective.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He's a priest. =w=;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;No. the only thing relevant is whether he admits to being one of them.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">What kind of crazy AoEs do you anticipate?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Were here to shut down the slaving operation, and bring to justice everyone involved.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi narrows her eyes.. &quot;Since when does a follower of the Secret Keeper divulge secrets so easily?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That said, I do have an elixir of truth.&quot;

Rosario Paz:<font color="#000000">&quot;As the elf so accurately assumed, mine is the Lord of Secrets, good trigger-happy Mazian gnome. A secret for a secret, you understand?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Never said it was going to be easy, or voluntary.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I had enough of this crap. Seize the heretic, Thomas!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hey, Hy'm de trigger heppy vun! Schtop schtealink my schtick, Gnogglebolt!&quot;

Rosario Paz:<font color="#000000">&quot;This organization is beginning to run its course.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Hrm. That's the one trade in information a vecnan will honor without question. Odd little wrinkle in their philosiphy, I think.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Depends.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;DON'T. MOVE.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...You'll forgive me if we are a bit on too delicate an edge here to say anythin--&quot; Gnogglebolt tsiffens as Miron shouts.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And Tathi as well.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;by Alobal, he's probably just waiting for you to do something so foolish.&quot;

You whisper to Dr. Hatari: Yep, he registers as a very strong evil aura.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; He glances back.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Dare I hazard a guess? Is it inflict wounds you have readied? Or maybe just a teleport?&quot;


 * Gamal-Junayd upon hearing miron's command, tenses up and ready's an action to break into a dervish dance attack routine against the if combat breaks out

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thank you, Tathi. Miron, please do not try to provoke again.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I'm not sure what vecnans like to fling. But I know spellcasters. Unlike some people.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Seriously?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... The ward.&quot; He answers simply.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy agree, no reason to provoke de priest if ve don' need to.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi, if he did something to him, he'd be as good as dead.There's enough of us here.&quot;


 * Rosario Paz chuckles, and unfurls the scroll. &quot;See for yourself,&quot; he says, displaying the text of the scroll. You can roll Spellcraft if you like.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 12 + 14 = 26&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; spellcraft! -5 if its necromancy or illusion, +2 if it's evocation!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 2 + 17 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Spellcraft

Shankfang the Deffrider: <font color="#990000">&quot;Not dat Hy mind hevink anodder target to schoot...&quot;

Rosario Paz:<font color="#000000">It's a Cure Moderate Wounds prayer scroll.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Why would you do that.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">When Read Magic would be much easier? =3=;


 * Thomas Lazarus doesn't really bother. He has no mind for spellcraft.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;So you're serious about negotiating with us then?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">yes, cast a spell when the simplist thing like that might send the non spellcasters with no clue into combat mode

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;FIne. You heard. We want the ward.&quot;

Rosario Paz:<font color="#000000">&quot;The wards. And through them, to shut down the organization, I see.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;All of them, not just one.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt keeps silent as the others spill the objective. Oh well, seems necessary now.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm, if this goes in this manner, Miron will likely try to wrack him or something. Bargaining with a vecnan as equal.. ugh, no

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Please don't.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Sszeyl is just plain quiet.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Observing the blood on his hand.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'm pointing it out first. It is, or it does seem to me, perfectly in character.


 * Thomas Lazarus simply observes. Carefully. Both parties have bets placed and wagers on the table. Every action has consequences.

Rosario Paz:<font color="#000000">&quot;To come here, you must have walked past one.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;....So the wards -are- disguised.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang just chills behind cover, ready to start firing if need be.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Built into the ship masts and their extensions down through the decks?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Ahhh. Clever. But who installed such a system for them?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Told you to just torch this wretched place. Would have dealt with it all.&quot;

Rosario Paz:<font color="#000000">Does the smile ever leave this guy's face? It hasn't left since you first clapped eyes on him.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas interrupts with a rather different line of inquiry;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He points his sword at the seadog in bed.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Who were they?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;After we made sure of lack of captives..torching it would of been a definate good choice.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt is visibly grateful for Thomas' change of subject.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Bombchucker is still raised, though.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh..and you haven't confirmed if my suspicions were correct, so you havent actually divulged a secret yet.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Yes he has. I would have had to comb the ship with detect magic to find those wards.&quot;

Rosario Paz:<font color="#000000">&quot;Him? Amayan, I believe. At least he spat that tongue rather fervently at me when I tried to treat his wound.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm unsurprised.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt frowns.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Le shrug.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;....And what does that mean?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Look back at Swallowtail.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Allright, next question. Are there any slaves on this ship?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;And if he doesnt confirm they are in the masts, you may yet have to.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">How's she take that bit of info?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;As in, where did this 'amayan' come from?&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">aw, crap, my bad, I thought he said they were in the masts.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;How did he come to be on this ship?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Wait. Oh no.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">no it was gamal guessing as the most logical place if we've past em and not found em

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The wards... are in the loot.

Dr. Hatari:<b><font color="#FF0000">Clever bastard.

</b>Rosario Paz:<font color="#000000">&quot;You've arrived about an hour too late for finding our merchandise, of sorts. They've been taken to the caves for inspection and pricing.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">do we have crystals in the loot?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I was just joking. :P

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Not a problem, dat's our nekst destination...&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...We have no way of confirming if what you just said was true. If it is, though, we are thankful for that at least.&quot;

Rosario Paz:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now, there are two secrets you didn't know. You owe me one. Tell me, what do you know of spiritbound vessels?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt doesn't answer that one, obviously.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Spirits bound to physical constructs.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Full stop.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ahem. you said we walked past a ward. that does not, in fact, tell us where it is.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor is trying to look calm, but you can see the throbbing veins on his forehead and neck

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Kan zumone kalm Miron down? He looks like he's about to blow.&quot;

Rosario Paz:<font color="#000000">&quot;On the ship. Likely in an obvious place you simply passed over. Do you know how to achieve your objective?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That would be because he understands the type of person we're parlaying with.&quot; He remarks evenly.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...&quot; Gnogglebolt doesn't answer that one either. He figured the magic types would know what to do.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Check to see everyone on the ship is dead, then set it on fire? =3=&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We know just enough for ourselves.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I would guess that beaching the ship and then burning it down would accomplish the goal&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Und kan hyu schtop dancink around de ansver und chust giff it to us schtraight? Hy hain't against schootink hyu if Hy hef to.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Also, prepare action. If he looks like he's to move, or cast a spell, wrack him.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;In de knee.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Very painful.&quot;

Rosario Paz:<font color="#000000">&quot;A poor solution, as the veil isn't the only ward on the ship. Now another secret is owed to me. Which dragon hired you?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;And I'm starting to agree that were just wasting our time here.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Salishea.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus seems faintly amused for a moment. &quot;...?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi sighs and rolls her eyes. &quot;Would you all stop? You're only working us deeper into debt.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed. We've got places to be--&quot; Gnogglebolt glances at Sszeyl.

Gamal-Junayd whispers: do I know of any famouse dragons from the desert or nevermind the monk has no sense.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Right.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Kan Hy kneecap him now? Please?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;yeah, I think we're near the end of this, too.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I never said you can't.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;This is a poor charade.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Charge!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;We've wasted time, and we are rather on a bit of a tight schedule here. I only have one more question.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">!!!

VAE:<font color="#000000">you don't

Rosario Paz:<font color="#000000">&quot;Shooting an unarmed healer is bad karma, you know. And I would hold your fire if I were you.&quot;


 * Gamal-Junayd launches into combat

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And that is because?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot;

Rosario Paz:<font color="#000000">&quot;Call off your Moscran first.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good thing I chose my ammunition carefully.&quot; Gnogglebolt...grins.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... Nah.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu're a priest, probably a kleric. Hyu are far from onarmed oh dammit...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas approaches.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">gamals going to dervish dance. move and full attack, though he's pulling his punches for non lethal

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You are a heretic in the eyes of the Church, and criminal under the law of the crown&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas is likewise moving to apprehend.

TMG:<font color="#000000">er...might want to hold on that, railock...

Rosario Paz:<font color="#000000">The man unfurls the scroll the rest of the way and speaks an -- arcane word?

TMG:<font color="#000000">or--

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">it's why I havent moved the token

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">forget it tech

TMG:<font color="#000000">nevermind.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">this situation is a wash.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">READIED AXCTION!

Rosario Paz:<font color="#000000">He dissolves into mist.

VAE:<font color="#000000">well, readied action, Lia

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Readied action!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">If we're going non-lethal, I'll shoot for the kneecap, I guess.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">....

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Or not.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Ha.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Ha.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Ha.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Knew it.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I wanted to wrack him as soon as he does

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Word of recall. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ah, illusion

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Weee. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( :3 ))

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">No.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Duh. :P

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Quick action.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Oh

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">You don't get readied actions/.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Pretty much

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Idiots.&quot; Tathi says, and walks off.

Rosario Paz:<font color="#000000">&quot;Pity indeed,&quot; the man's voice whispers.

Gamal-Junayd whispers: does that take one of my uses of dervish dance or do I get to keep it?

Miron:<b><font color="#000000"> &quot;Idiots&quot;

</b>Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Oh? And Miron? You can't interrogate a vecnan.&quot;

Rosario Paz:<font color="#000000">&quot;Had you only kept your patience for a short while longer, you would know where exactly the ward was.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;They're immune.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;They are immune to pain?&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus glances flatly over his shoulder. &quot;...&quot;

Rosario Paz:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ta.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Yes. They will die before they speak.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know...if were going to be talking secrets..have you ever heard of lying?&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus looks back.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You better hurry.&quot; =_=

You whisper to Railock: Keep your dervish dance opportunity.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron just reaches a nearby wall, bangs his head on it once, then presses it on to cool.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;We gave away far more information to him, than we gained in return.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt is taught as a cord, still aiming his bombchucker at the empty space.

Gamal-Junayd whispers: thanks

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Surprisink, Hy vasn' de vun to jump de gun on dis...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And it would all have been different had you fucking shot him.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; Can't believe it.&quot; 

Miron:<font color="#000000">*bash*

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Aww well.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;At least this one's dead.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Le rip the top of his skull off.


 * Thomas Lazarus rolls his eyes. &quot;Quit raging. All of you. He was ready. You acting sooner would have had that result sooner.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">aaaand this seems a good place to leave off.


 * Thomas Lazarus blinks. O_o

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi sighs, and starts to cast detect magic. Here we go, DM.

TMG:<font color="#000000">...wait, what?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;You realize that every time a question exchange was answered, he got a straight answer, and we got the run around?&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Um.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Meany

TMG:<font color="#000000">Seriously?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Jeeze.&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Seriously. ))

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">that..one wasnt dead

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Brutal.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..What is your problem with them, anyways?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I noticed. Which is why I said nothing.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt stares openmmouthed at Sszeyl.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;What was that for?!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;I do not abide slavers.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus baps him in the head.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That was a slave.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;He was an injured man...we could of attempted to cure the curse, and sent him to justice.&quot;

You whisper to Ghostwish: Only a lingering magical aura, quickly fading, remains. The wispy trail leads upward, through the ceiling.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Perhaps at one point.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;No longer.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Does it matter? A far worse man escaped our clutches just now.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;And now it is moot.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I don't abide cold-blooded murder And it sounded like that man ACTUALLy was an innocent--yes, what Thomas said!&quot;

Tathi whispers: No sign of the ward?


 * Thomas Lazarus frowns harshly. &gt;:|

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vell, vat's done iz done.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Because all of you, pussyfooting around him.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;We'll talk about this later, Sszeyl.&quot;

You whisper to Ghostwish: Oh! Not in this room.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;--He was ready.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;If you wish. My answer won't change.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt stalks out of the room.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy'm gonna leaff hyu guys to bicker.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I do not want to hear you all going on about this the whole trip.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">okay

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Miron, your ignorance is astounding. Did you not just hear that there was NO way of apprehending him? That was word of recall. Without locking this entire ship in a dimensional anchor, there was -no- way of catching him.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... what now?&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">-now- this is probably a good place to leave off.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... er, Tathi, roll Spellcraft. :P

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi keeps scanning around, her eyes aglow. &quot;Now shutup. I'm looking for the ward.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;So, Taddi, henny idea vat eksactly dat guy used to escape never mind, qvestion answered.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;He probably had his escape prepared before we came in...The only difference we could of hoped for was a more equitable exchange of half lies and stepping around the truth.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 20 + 14 = 34&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; spellcraft! -5 if its necromancy or illusion, +2 if it's evocation!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">That was Gaseous Form, not Word of Recall.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I assume it was actually mist form and not word of recall. =w=;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">UGH, I am falling asleep. who the hell said word of recall?

TMG:<font color="#000000">You did.

RAM:<font color="#990000">You.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;He only could do it because he was given the fucking time to &quot;

You whisper to Ghostwish: There is a magical aura coming from the front of the ship, though.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not even the high cleric of fuck-all will cast a spell with a blade in his gut.&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#330000">(( Me. ))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Of course we did. We didn't know who he was until he had the time.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Are you done being stupid yet Miron?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Now can we please just continue our mission?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ever since he said &quot;chaplain&quot; it was obvious.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Because when you are, I'll tell you where he is.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;But then, I should have done something&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Leaving off the game here? Anyone? :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Svallowtail, umm, hyu hokay? Dat volf in dere vas Amayan...&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Tech, let it go.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes..lets finish this search, then destroy the boat. open the final trap door.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fine. Where is he?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Game's over when I say it's over. =w=;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Okay, okay.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tech the co-GM

TMG:<font color="#000000">But I'm just saying, I'm finally starting to run on Empty, too. :B

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;I do not wish to talk about it.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">I thought that was it. One more battle and dialogue. But ah well. If continue, continue~

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Not good enough. Maybe I'll just let him tally off before he manages to wretch more information out of you.&quot;


 * Gamal-Junayd sighs, and opens the hopefully final trap door

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hokay. Chust...if hyu need to, hyu know vere to find me.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">We've continued through other's tiredness before. Would be silly of me to ask different.

You whisper to Ghostwish: Did you get my note about the front of the ship?


 * Thomas Lazarus frowns at Tathi.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;He didn't wretch a word from me. Tell me where he is.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Please quit it. What do you think he's up to?&quot;

Tathi whispers: that's where he is or where the ward is? I'm not trusting my brain anymore.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;This is a matter of life and death. Vecnans are no joke to fool around.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">The hold below this deck is dark, dank, smelly, and full of rack-like beds. You can see chains, as well.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know..if all he did was turn into mist...he might still be around, listening.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">search the slave hold

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Search Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 4 + 3 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

You whisper to Ghostwish: All you know is it's a strong magical aura.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, then we should torch this place indeed.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Gas or not, he'll burn up.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">She shakes her head. &quot;No. I'm doing this for your own good. Follow me.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Swallowtail heard Shankfang, right? His offer to listen if she ever needed to talk?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah, after making sure he wasn't lying about the slaves being gone. Not going to trust his word at all on anything.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt pjerks up and follows Tathi.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; He follows grudgingly.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Nothing in the slave hold but chains and refuse.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron eagerly follows.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi points at the figurehead on the front of the ship. &quot;There's the ward.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Very well.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Of course&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Do you want to dispell it, or shall I Mountain Hammer it?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Yeznumebbelobsterpie?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi, you are brilliant.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can try&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Dispel magic, on figurehead?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;How do you think we should undo it, Tathi/ What's the best method?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">She smiles faintly. &quot;Not really. He wasn't cryptic enough. What's the only thing sturdy enough to hold a strong magical charm that we've walked past? The stone figurehead.&quot;

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">It'd take something a little stronger than Dispel Magic.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas turns back, and collects the captive seawolf from below decks.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I should've seen it earlier.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm, that won't work.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Wait, I thought this was supposed to be a live sea-gargoyle?&quot;

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot; Hey. Hey. &quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Well, if you want to go the physical destruction route, I could use some boosting.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt jumps!

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Oh hello figurehead.&quot;

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot; Thought I heard new voices. Who're you lot? &quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Tiamat's three arses.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi quirks an eyebrow, and looks over at the figurehead. &quot;So you can talk, eh?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Directly behind you.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;....What are you?&quot; Gnogglebolt quickly asks.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Didn' Tomas mention hevink, like, improved dispel magic or zumddink?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I'm flanked by NPCs!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I have a posse!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Aww...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Yay!

Gnogglebolt:<i><font color="#000000">Please be the spirit please be the spirit please be the spirit...

</i>Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot; Stuck is what I am. Hey, lemme out of here, will ya? &quot;


 * Gamal-Junayd goes to help thomas, just in case they wake up he has backup

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Sure.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;STOP.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl gets the mighty backhand if he even tries...


 * Thomas Lazarus has simply secured the second prisoner and is checking on the first idly.

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot; Think I'm in this gargoyle thing's mouth. &quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I'm done letting you all make mistakes.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">As if you could actually stop me.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Silly wizard.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks at Tathi. &quot;Yes? What is it?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi carefully climbs out on the front of the ship, and peers into the mouth of the figurehead, detect magic going.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">So tempted to break it now.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">=w=;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes, no more mistakes would be a very good thing.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">And let her be eaten by the wolves.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You are the one to talk.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sszeyl, hold yourself. tathi is absolutely right.&quot;

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">A deep red gem glows buried in the kapoacinth's throat, lending the statue's eyes and mouth an eerie red glow.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;She's been the -only- one right so far about anything, it seems.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Yes, Miron, talk. And you and me are going to talk about vecnans, and how they only show themselves when they have the advantage.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I am trusting her judgmenet in these arcane matters now.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;And how frontal assualts never work on them. They have to be lured out.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;And how zone of truth and other spells do not work on them.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Trust how you will.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;And lots of other things you're dead wrong about.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Do not presume to speak for me unless I say you may.&quot;

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot; Hey, don't fall, toots, you're the best shot I got of leaving this dump behind. &quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;But that's later. For now, shut your filthy mouth. I need to work here.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Don't even start bickering, or I'll sic my NPC posse on both of you. :B

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Allright spirit, talk. Is it a gem I'm looking for?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Noone said anything about a zone of truth.&quot;

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot; Yeah, that's it. I can see you. &quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wait, hold on.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;A few handy men is all you need.&quot;

Tathi whispers: Spell types in effect?


 * Thomas Lazarus simply sighs and stands before dusting his hands.

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot; Give it a crack and I'm outta here. Come on, do it!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt gets into his pack and wquickly whisp out a grappling hook and rope. he ties the hook to the rope, and throws the hook to tathi, holding ont othe rope.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Miron, your mouth is open again. Try and work on that, will you?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;In case you fall. Be prepared.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Shut the fuck up, Tathi.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Thanks Gnogglebolt.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Alright. Sic em, my NPC posse!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;No, Miron, you be quiet now. let the woman who actually knows what she's doing work.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...What's going on?&quot; :.

You whisper to Ghostwish: Hooboy. Conjuration, enchantment, and abjuration, for starters.


 * Gamal-Junayd heads on over as they seem to be up to somethign

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;We found it, Thomas.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Tathi found it.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;She's talking to it.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh. Well, good.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;We found the SPirit, and the wards. It was the figurehead the whole time. tathi's trying to work on it right now.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;As opposed to a band that goes onto tea-talks with cultists, and lets themselves be milked for info. If he interrogated you he wouldn't have gotten more.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;No funny business spirit. I've got a nasty spell prepped.&quot; She says, reaching in to grab the crystal. She's going to have shocking grasp prepped if the spirit tries anything.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I suppose that Vecnan told us secrets in return afterall.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;..And miron is being needlessly distracting Thomas, do something about it, please?&quot;

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">The gem's lifted out without much hassle.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yeeaahh I've heard Tathi. We could all stand to cool off a little.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Please?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi comes back onto the ship, with gem in hand. &quot;Right then. You seem to be speaking common. Who might you be, spirit?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Cant we all worktogether on finishing this mission? Leave the bickering for when were back, safe, and can go over the problems without putting us into further dangers?&quot;

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot;Call me Selthom.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;This is the mission right here, Gamal. This was the mission all along.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;This is part of the mission.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; He tilts his head.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Appropriate knowledge checks?

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot;And who're my gallant rescuers, eh?&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus looks to Swallowtail briefly. &quot;A ... spirit?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;He! Hyu vill learn, nevbie. Taddi und Miron are alvays at each odder's troats.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...You'll pardon us if we're not in a talkative or information-giving mood.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes. Spirit in gem. Tathi, be careful. Spirits can be good, or evil, or neither.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's better if they were at the enemies throats.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;We just had a very nasty run-in with a keeper of secrets.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Tathi, what do you hope to learn, here? Perhaps if the island ward is fueled by a similar spirit?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;The Vigilant Guardians. Now maybe you could tell us a little about you? We're a little wary of just loosing a spirit.&quot; She says, and looks up. &quot;Thomas, do you have a soul-scanning spell ready?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Nasty in a manner of speaking, yes.. :P

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot;Smug Tane number 2, huh.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Nize? Yah. Likely? Fuck no.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..S-sorry. I don't. Used already.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt smacks his forehead.

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot;C'moooooon,&quot; the gem whines. &quot;I've been stuck in this thing for five decades. Just lemme out and I won't bother you.&quot;

Gnogglebolt: <font color="#000000">buggering magic.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Actually.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wait, hold on.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I am technically level 9 and do have detect evil at will right now... *bricked* ow okay.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;What do you intend to do if let out?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Lovely.&quot; Tathi says, rolling her eyes. &quot;Miron, care to keep your insults to yourself for two seconds to check this spirit's alignment?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I need to rest and reflect. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Spirit, how much do you know of what actually happens on this ship?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20 = 4&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Sense Motive? Anything from that?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Not with a roll like that, no.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot;Too much 'cause that fatass witch won't shut up about it when she gloats to me.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">can you prepare a lower level spell into a higher slot?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..If I might offer a suggestion.. let's simply ask it if it can tell us about the other pirates, and then let it go?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">because I got two level 1 slots empty

VAE:<font color="#000000">and no free on 0

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Well, I'll take that as a good thing. First.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Lady Salishea did say it was forced into their service.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do these slavers really take their captives to a cave on the island?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wait a moment. She might not have complete information.&quot;

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Lia...

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Excellent.&quot;


 * VAE asking something

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes, you can.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Another question.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">wots dat?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Give me a few minutes. *prepares Detect Evil into level 1 slot*

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I have to say this is strange to me actually. Elves typically make alliances with elemental spirits. Just.. what kind of spirit are you, Selthom?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">tell me when doen

VAE:<font color="#000000">as in, appropriate place in conversation

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I'm still curious if Swallowtail took notice of Shankfang's offer to listen later if she needed to talk...

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot;A bored one, and a freaking tired one.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor is focused on his prayerbook.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Wait! Spirit, are you maintaining an anti-dragon ward on this ship?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Ha ha, and I have long ears. A straight answer, please? We already had fun with a black robe fleecing us for information.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt nods to tathi. &quot;Good thinking.&quot;

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah, hence the tired. Look, when're we gonna make with the freeing here? Come on!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You have waited for years, can wait a bit longer. At least until I finish the fucking spell.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Selthom, listen.. I'd like you to be free too, but I am getting this sneaking suspicion you might be an undead spirit intent on harming the living. I need a straight answer. What are you?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot;

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not undead.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt...frowns. &quot;...Okay. Spirit, I know you must really, really want to be free after so long of service, but you can stand to wait a bit longer I'm sure. And we aren't certain yet you might actually be an adversary. You =a-re trying pretty hard to be freed without answering our questons.&quot;

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot;Look, if you've gotta know, I serve a dragon god, all right?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I have heard of elemental bindings like that. Jasidians do it.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, if you want to be less tired, feel free to drop the ward and anything else the pirates were having you keep up. Then you'll be less tired.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas proceeds to finish healing Swallowtail and Gamal's wounds. &#171; &#160;1d8+1 = 8 + 1 = 9&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d8+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; healing for each.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Bahamut or Tiamat?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;.. One head or six?&quot; Tathi asks.

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not that simple, desert man.&quot;

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot;Can't actually drop anything unless the captain of the ship says so or I get freed.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">or I get freed?

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot;And you're not gonna get that Tanish prick to agree to drop the ward, so lemme go already!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hrm. I was afraid of that. But you still haven't answered, spirit--which dragon god do you serve?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi curses. &quot;Damnit.. he's not lying.. if he's bound, unwillingly, he's under restrictions.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">He's asking us to do that, after all

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I think he meant as an alternative, not as a consequence. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">also.. how long does preparing level 0 spells?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Wait. Wait just a moment.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do you mean to say that he is actually being prevented from answering our questions?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">As far as I can tell, 15 minutes. ^^;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi nods.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Now ve're chust teasink de poor guy...&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;....Spririt.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;If we free you from the gem.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi sighs heavily.. &quot;Allright everyone.. I am not seeing much option here. Be ready for a fight, but hopefully Selthom here is at least honest. If not? I've got some spells ready.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Does it have to be the captain who controlled you, or just the current captain of the ship. Because I think by pirate's rules or something...we've just captured this vessel, and thus, are the new captain, and can command you if that is so.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Can you stay around and give us proper answers to our questions?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fucking WAIT&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Of course.&quot; =3=

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The spell will just take a few more minutes.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Um, danman, I think you can just say Miron has it now.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yep, that's about it&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus watches flatly, anticipating something nasty just for that.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Now would be a very good time.

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot;One thing you pick up living among pirates for so long, they got a code. You're not captain unless the crew names you captain, and you just killed half the crew. Ew. That's a messy one.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Sorry.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">The thoroughly pissed off inquisitor stands up, and waves his hand &quot;May the unerring sight of Saint Cuthbert reveal all that is vile.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I'm not even sure if those rules apply in your contract, Selthom.&quot;

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot;Look, I promise if you let me go I'm not going to fight you. I don't break promises. Breaking promises gets you whipped.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*detect evil*

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">You know what could have prevented this mess?

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">If someone had multiclassed as Paladin.

You whisper to VAE: Strong evil aura.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">:B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, were the new crew, we jsut have to pick one amoung us to be the new captain.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Look, I get detect evil at will when we next sleep.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">:P

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Right. I had enough of this shit.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If evil aura was shit, this one would be an otyugh.&quot;

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot;Look, is it treasure you want? I know where they stashed some treasure, I can tell you if you'll just let me the fuck out of here.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt glances at miron. &quot;What does your magic aura sa--&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Um.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... Does that mean it's evil?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=w=;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Does that mean good or bad?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Bad as fuck, as far as I can tell.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Interesting.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you release him, be ready for a fight.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;..... dammit &quot;

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey! I just told you!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I suddenly have a better idea.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Lovely. Then we are at an empasse.. we HAVE to release him, you understand? That breaks the ward for good.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I say, torch the ship, keep him in and drag him to Salishea.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Let's give him to Max.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">-_-

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt jumps up.

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot;I may be a devil but I don't break promises!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's a brilliant idea, Thomas!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah, right.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;yes! Excellent idea!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi jerks. &quot;Devil!? Lords and Ladies, they used an infernal spirit!?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;A devil spirit.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You're going to Max.&quot;

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot;What -- wait. Who's Max. Who's -- oh no not that paladin bitch.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I still say...were the new crew. we elect a captain, perhaps Thomas over there, he can then command the spirit to drop the wards.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;No.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;The paladin bitch's nephew.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, at least the gem is portable. Bag it and let's go.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Don't forget the ship.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;No no no, this guy is not getting loose! Bag, now!&quot;

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wait wait wait wait waaaait!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;He can have our captives, too.&quot;

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot;H-how's your dragon friend gonna find ya? Huh?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let it burn.&quot;

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot;The ward's over the gem!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;So?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We know where his home is.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus turns back.

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just lemme go and I'll be outta your hair!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;From what I understand.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;If we put something in one of those magic bags, any effects are confined to them.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi, ture or false?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Seawolves collect.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">*true

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Like we believe you, hellborn shit.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy say ve let him out und, if he tries hennyddink, ve kan chust kill de fuck outta him.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;No.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;If it is a bag of holding.. yes. Not all magical containers follow that rule.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That'd be a moronic idea.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;No.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Okay. Ba--what?&quot; o.o

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;But even with a bag of holding, you have to keep it closed.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;No what?&quot;

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot;Come onnnnnnnnn, I just wanna go hooooooooome.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;And..if he is evil, and doesn't try anything..he'd be free to plague others.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We already got fucked once today, don't let it be twice.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;No releasing him.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Not yet, anyway.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not until Max sees the fuckery.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It is a devilish spirit. It could be an arch-devil for all you know. They are cunning manipulators and must not be released into the mortal world.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Do not do anything it asks.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Oh, okay.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Right then. Bag. Now.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Or, if dat bag uf holdink bit vorks, ve kan do dat. Hy hef vun right here.&quot; :3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Anyone?&quot;

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">&quot;Aren't you namby-pamby goody-two-shoes sorts supposed to help -- ?!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Once again, brother Thomas is right.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">BAG'D.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;No.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Bag presented!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">And drawstring drawn tight. :&gt;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;You will be free, eventually.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm an inquisitor. We make a living dealing with shit like you&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Or not.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Just not now.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Alright.&quot;

Figurehead:<font color="#000000">Muffled swearing and curses upon you in Tiamat's name, swearing you'll be held in dungeons of eternal torment with his key.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi actually looks half shocked. &quot;An infernal spirit!? Really!? What in the madness were they thinking!? Just the long-term implications alone..&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tee-hee

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And if you think we're supposed to help... go call the god of morons.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Eh.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Unfortunately, learning what tha thing is, we can't trust it's information actually corroborates the Vecnan's in regards to where the captives are.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;It makes sense.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;But, we have to find the island ward, too.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;Adventurers like us would go out of our way to help a neutral or heavenly spirit. Except Miron, of course.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;With any luck, they -will- have been telling the truth, and the two will be in the same place.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">&quot;An infernal spirit will be assumed to deserve it.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">All right, here's a good place to wrap up for a while.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What madness? Hellish spirits can be useful, if bound.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Indeed


 * VAE needs to bloody pack up

GM:<font color="#000000">Let's wind down and get the last-minute noms out of the way, eh? :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also, ugh

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt suddenly stares at Miron with the most enraged expression.


 * Dr. Hatari still lulz at the pirate faces.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Now let's see...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Sounds good to me.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Just before it fades away, and he looks back to Tathi.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Tathi for statue climbing.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; 'A useful abomination is still an abomination'.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Agreed!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Right?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Ignore him, Gnogglebolt. He's spewing lies just to try to contradict and bait me.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;An useful abomination beats one that's used against you any time.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;A thick hole needs a thick plug.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">She smirks. &quot;They're not even useful. A willing and helpful elemental can provide four times the power.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#330000">Hmm.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Shankfang for Nice Guy.

TMG:<font color="#000000">...where did Thomas go?&gt;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Again?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Gamal for &quot;Fuck this. Knife.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">shankfang for wanting to talk to swallowtail after the drows violence

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'll nom Gamal for trying to help as peace arbiter. =w=;;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You'd be surprised I have seen neat things done with this.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#330000">Thomas for DEVIIIIIIIILS.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas is just a few paces to the north.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">She holds up a finger in a teacher-manner. &quot;If you ever chance across a stone elven castle, watch it. There's an earth elemental on guard.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh, there he is.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">thomas for caring for the captives as everyone rushes for the gem

VAE:<font color="#000000">That was the most amusing spirit I seen in a while

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">He assumed we were summoning Max soon.

VAE:<font color="#000000">nomming it

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But perhaps not.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also... nomming the Vecnan

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Don't nom living enemies XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">He must have had a hell of a time looking at the group. I mean, not laughing

VAE:<font color="#000000">I don't care.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Tathi for Only One WHo Knew WHat Was Going On

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's another way of saying we failed horribly

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">goddamn nomming the hell out of that vecnan. Fleeced the shit out of us he did. XD

Meany:<font color="#330000">Or rather.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Oh.. Miron knew too

Meany:<font color="#330000">\Only one who cared.

VAE:<font color="#000000">he just didn't want to say immediately

Liatai:<font color="#000000">And he really was about to tell you exactly how to free the spirit, too. :P

RAM:<font color="#990000">Seconding the Vecnan nom.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">And Liatai? You played him -perfectly-. Black cloak all the way. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">He has a semblance of tactical discourse.. it's just the rage gets the better of him at times

VAE:<font color="#000000">That would be total win

VAE:<font color="#000000">freeing a devil to deal wit hus

VAE:<font color="#000000">*with us

Meany:<font color="#330000">Don't excpect this party to do productive things.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">exactly

VAE:<font color="#000000">I love him already

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Urhg. Can we stop bickering over that already. It was pretty much a garaunteed no-win thanks to action economy procedure. :P

Meany:<font color="#330000">We do productive things when we want to.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Hmmm.. actually.. no..

Meany:<font color="#330000">And not before.

Meany:<font color="#330000">=3=

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">I think his plans went a lot, lot deeper.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">See? See? I told you he gave me plotbunnies. XD

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Plotsies. :&gt;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Can I self-nom for -not- being the one to rush the Vecnan? *brick'd*

VAE:<font color="#000000">No

VAE:<font color="#000000">That was fail

VAE:<font color="#000000">In fact, I still regret not wracking him

VAE:<font color="#000000">Probably owuld have failed, given my luck

RAM:<font color="#990000">Fail for not attacking someone during negotiations?

VAE:<font color="#000000">but still would have been a lot less lame than this

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But action economy procedure.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">Today went better than expected.

VAE:<font color="#000000">No

RAM:<font color="#990000">What the fuck are you smoking?

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">I got to kill lots of slavers.

VAE:<font color="#000000">You don't negotiate with Vecnans

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">So yay.

Sszeyl:<font color="#330000">:|

RAM:<font color="#990000">And why the hell aren't you sharing?

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's the &quot;better dead than red&quot; sort of thing

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tathi decried us, but there was ''still nothing we could have done. =w=;''

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">if he hadnt been able to swift action out of it...would of sliced him up heh

GM:<font color="#000000">Okay, any other noms?

VAE:<font color="#000000">If he hadn't been able to swift out

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Nomming gnogglebolt for helpful gnome. :&gt;

Meany:<font color="#330000">I'm waiting for the obvious neganoms for killing that guy.

Meany:<font color="#330000">:B

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">(I hope your kinsman doesn't drive you to madness)

VAE:<font color="#000000">he wouldn't be standing there like a dick of a porn watcher.

VAE:<font color="#000000">nope

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron doesn't care for that, and neither do I

TMG:<font color="#000000">(At this rate, he's getting close. :B)

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">We'll never kill him.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Truth be told, that guy was a red herring.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">He's going to have 15 more escape plans than infinity. :P

RAM:<font color="#990000">Shankfang doesn't care much, either.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I thought for sure someone would go &quot;DEATH KNELL FUEL RIGHT THERE.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#330000">Oh?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">lulz

Meany:<font color="#330000">Ah.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Heh

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">And honestly?

VAE:<font color="#000000">If Igor evver gets into play

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">I thought he had cloud of knives ready to go. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">He'll have death knell at will at a time

RAM:<font color="#990000">Death Knell?

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">The party all nice and lined up like that.. ohhh it would have been ugly.


 * RAM does not know many magics.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That's not how cloud of knives spreads, Ghost. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">good luck doing it when blind and writhing on the floor

Meany:<font color="#330000">That's Wall of Blades you're thinking of.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Why do you think Shankfang decided to go tactical and went around the doorway for cover?

Meany:<font color="#330000">:V

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Ah, thanks.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Wall of knives, cloud of blades. CODZILLA. :P

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Basically, an Evl buff that kills a creature in the negatives and grants you enhancement bonuses.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It would have proced our million readied actions.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Soul eating.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Yummy yummy.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Nasty.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Yup. He readied first. XP

GM:<font color="#000000">Okay!

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">He probably woke up and readied it that morning.

GM:<font color="#000000">Tathi - 200 XP - Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea.

GM:<font color="#000000">Shankfang - 200 XP - Nice Guy.

GM:<font color="#000000">Gamal - 200 XP - Peace Arbiter.

GM:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt - 200 XP - Let's give him to the DRAGONS. &gt;:D

RAM:<font color="#990000">31500.

VAE:<font color="#000000">wait, no

VAE:<font color="#000000">that was Thomas

RAM:<font color="#990000">4500 to level 9! :D

TMG:<font color="#000000">Wait, does Tatho's nom mean the same one I gave? &quot;Only one who knew what was going on?&quot; Actually, I'd give two separate noms for both figuring out the Vecnan AND the figurehead

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ehn.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Thomas and Miron suggested it at the same time

VAE:<font color="#000000">Thomas to Max, Miron to Salishea

TMG:<font color="#000000">...and didn't ghost nom me for helpful gnome? :B

GM:<font color="#000000">I may be misremembering. =w=;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh well.

GM:<font color="#000000">Okay, who's level what now?

VAE:<font color="#000000">that was a spite nom ,as opposed to other gnome being unhelpful

VAE:<font color="#000000">8

Meany:<font color="#330000">8.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">8

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">9.

TMG:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;30350+200 = 30350 + 200 = 30550&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;. Gnogglebolt is level 8.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">waiting on combat xp. should be enough to level.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">8

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Lucky bastard, Thomas. So jealous.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">8

GM:<font color="#000000">If you're level 9, gain 1300 XP. If you're level 8, you gain 1850. Lower than that, you gain 2000.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Lucky nothing. I've been within a stone's throw of leveling for a month now. XP

TMG:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;30550+1850 = 30550 + 1850 = 32400&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Lia holding me back for balance.

Meany:<font color="#330000">&#171; &#160;32970+1850 = 32970 + 1850 = 34820&#160; <font color="#330000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">33350 nao!

VAE:<font color="#000000">31805

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">2650 left!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Another combat session and we'll probably see more people leveling

Meany:<font color="#330000">Woot.

Meany:<font color="#330000">1.2k.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Meany's real close, too.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">He'll prolly level next combat, yeah.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Eh.

Meany:<font color="#330000">Doesn't matter.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Ding. Hello loremaster. ^_^

Meany:<font color="#330000">I don't level until we get back to Resca.

VAE:<font color="#000000">XP saved

VAE:<font color="#000000">One last note lia

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">And Aelian repays his death level. Is he back to being two under Tathi again?

VAE:<font color="#000000">because am gonna shower and stuff

VAE:<font color="#000000">If we ever meet the cleric again

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">no.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron attacks first, asks questiosn second

Meany:<font color="#330000">Tathi's at 9, Aeliian is at 5...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Wrack and don't let him open his mouth, got it. :P

Meany:<font color="#330000">:B

VAE:<font color="#000000">And full on with wrack and whatever else it takes

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">he's vecnan. You don't catch him. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron is only burned like this once XD

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I can agree with that. evil cleric sighted, time to blade dance him into the ground

VAE:<font color="#000000">To be honest, I was thinking the guy is an illusion.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You can while he's flat-footed. :P

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">if he keeps going after a vecnan, he's gonna be char broiled. XD

Meany:<font color="#330000">Are we done?

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">STOP IT BRAIN

Liatai:<font color="#000000">We done.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">IT'S VECNAN

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Good game, all. :3

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">NOT VEGAN

<i><font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

</i>RAM:<font color="#990000">Verily!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Campaign saved. :3

RAM:<font color="#990000">I got to kill things!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Debating

Liatai:<font color="#000000">To bed/IRC/wherever? :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">and sheet updated ,too

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Liatai?

VAE:<font color="#000000">And to packing

VAE:<font color="#000000">and shower

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">And Aelian repays his death level. Is he back to being two under Tathi again?

VAE:<font color="#000000">and see ya laterz, lot laterz

Liatai:<font color="#000000">He's level 5, Tathi's level 9. ^^;

RAM:<font color="#990000">irc for a few minutes, then bed for me.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">he's 6 now.

VAE:<font color="#000000">See ya tomorrow guys

VAE:<font color="#000000">after travelling is done

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Why does his token say level 4?

<i><font color="#0000ff">RAM is disconnected.

</i>VAE:<font color="#000000">and mail me the log

TMG:<font color="#000000">Yeah, I think he has to manually catch up the next level, too...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sure thing, VAE.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">It says level 5. O.o

VAE:<font color="#000000">and. sorry for being an ass half the game. Frustrating circumstances.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">HD 4. ^^;

<i><font color="#0000ff">VAE is disconnected.

</i>Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">shows 4 HD to me as well

TMG:<font color="#000000">I see HD 4

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ah well, we can fix later.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Whoah.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">uh yah... he should be 5.. O.o

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Vae apologized for something.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">yeah, but dont rub it in his face

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">I'm leaving before the server nukes. &gt;.&gt;;;;;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Right. :P

Dorf Aias:<font color="#7F00FF">HE DID WHA!?

Dorf Aias:<font color="#7F00FF">YOU! DOPPLEGANGER! WHAT DID YA DO WITH MAH LYNX!?!?!?


 * Dorf Aias bobbles.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">your lynx? the do you argue with him just to have ana rgument partner?

Dorf Aias:<font color="#7F00FF">SHADDUP YOU COMMY HIPPY MUTANT!

Dorf Aias:<font color="#7F00FF">SAVIN

Dorf Aias:<font color="#7F00FF">SHUTTIN DAON.

<i><font color="#0000ff">Dorf Aias is disconnected.

</i><i> You have disconnected.

</i>