Session 106.5

Railock has connected.

 Meany has connected.

 * Railock throws peanuts at everyone

* Railock throws peanuts at everyone

* Railock throws peanuts at everyone

Glitch has connected.

 * Railock throws peanuts at everyone

* Railock throws peanuts at everyone

* Railock throws peanuts at everyone

Tokens dropped onto map 'Grasslands'Puddle Glum:DOOM!

Meany:I'm here for absolutely no reason beyond laughing at yer pain.

* Puddle Glum throws peanuts at everyone

* Puddle Glum throws peanuts at everyone

* Puddle Glum throws peanuts at everyone

Puddle Glum:hey liatai. when the battles over, would you mind sticking around for a bit, I can roll up stats for the new chars?

Liatai:Sure sure. :3

Liatai:Lemme just get all the tokens and such in order.

Meany:Railock is abandoning the good ship Gamal so soon?

* Meany loots the ship as it sinks. Steals all the good china.

Puddle Glum:no. I've been asked to retire gamal as ana ctive pc when we get back to castleton

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">We can always shiv him in the liver later, then.

* Meany continues to loot.

Puddle Glum:<font color="#000000">nah he'll retire to being a back at base leader and organizer of the guardians as an actual organization, and probably start a school

Puddle Glum:<font color="#000000">So he'll be around on occasions like barbarous

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Start his own squad?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Oh god.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Gamal and Terri dual-command a squad.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Have adventures.

Puddle Glum:<font color="#000000">at least she'd be in safe hands. hehe

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Papa.&quot; &quot;?&quot; &quot;Sic 'em.&quot; &quot;WOOF&quot;

Puddle Glum:<font color="#000000">I'm looking up token art atm

Martin Sawyer:<font color="#000000">Oh, yes. Before I forget. It'd be a shame to let you go into battle unbuffed.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">I can do a lot of at-will self-buffing, though. :.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">but only so much.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">If it's something that stacks, pile it on!

Martin Sawyer:<font color="#000000">Serrierr, Altonor, Kep'salion, and the rest of the northern crew gain &#171; &#160;1d8+9 = 3 + 9 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; temporary hit points and a +1 morale bonus on attack rolls and saves versus fear. Mass Aid!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Ooh, that -is- a good one.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">It's almost as useful as Dark Knowlege.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">*mace'd*

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">...waitaminute...

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">oh, I can Aid myself any anyone around me at-will, actually. xD

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">that IS one of the ones I have on my own. :B

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Let'see, what other selfbuffs can I do.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">*aliens meme guy pose* Techmaster Glitches.

Martin Sawyer:<font color="#000000">Well, that would have been lovely to know before I wasted a spell. =3= What other spell-likes do you have again?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Heroism.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">*shot*

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">That's what I was -trying- to tell you before you put a spell on me! D;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">D: Martin Sawyer:<font color="#000000">You said self-buffs, not those that applied to others... but continue. =3=;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Well, since this was all offscreen anyway, just say I initially slapped a single Aid on everyone (it's not mass, but I can do it as often as I want) and you saved your own Mass Aid as a recharge for later. :B Anyway, let's see, I got Aid, Bless (redundant), Bless Weapon (will use), Divine Favor (will use)...and aside from my Aura of Protection, that's about it for actual self buffs. For the heck of it, I'll also slap Detect Undead and Detect Poison on myself. If nothing else, they'll be fodder for any dispels targeted at me. :B

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">I can also remove curses, fear, and paralysis anytime I want, but those are reactive.

Martin Sawyer:<font color="#000000">What's the CL on that Aid spell?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">The other real notable thing is a one-use Cloak of Chaos. That's an ace in the hole. (Caster Level 12th effectively, but it only matters for time, Aid hp bonus caps at +10)

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(sso it's three minutes and one hp better than Martin's, and that's it.)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Switching Altonor and Kep to Party NPC for these skirmishes.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Oh dang, I forgot to brush up on arial combat rules. *opens up moar books and reads*

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">*aerial

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">=3=

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">This is something you do right after declaring to have a fighf in the air.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Keep talking, I can read and...read...at the same time. :B

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Not shortly before.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">But that's coo.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Ohey, Kep'Salion, guess what, you can't hover and I can. :B

Altonor:<font color="#000000">After exiting the tunnels leading to the surface behind the prison, Tomiko, Viceth, Masabel, and Mr. Sawyer split apart from the aerial patrol, taking positions behind the prison.

Kep'salion:<font color="#000000">Wrong, my angelic friend! &gt;:3

Kep'salion:<font color="#000000">Feats - Iron Will, Flyby Attack, Hover

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Your fly is only Average! I'm looking at--oh. :B

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Well at least I can reverse direction and turn at 90o angles. :B

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Anyway, buffan...

Kep'salion:<font color="#000000">Speaking of which, as soon as the ground assault team was in position, the drow closed his eyes, holding out a hand and intoning a Celestial prayer. With a ruffle of feathers and the distant sound of hoofbeats, a black pegasus appeared, nudging the drow's hand (and earning a scritch as well).

* Altonor smirks. &quot; Remember how I promised you a good long flight? &quot; &gt;:3

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">and buff'd with important ones. Getting in character.

Kep'salion:<font color="#000000">The pegasus spreads his wings, looking eager. &gt;:) ! And then, he looks over at Serrierr. Headtilt.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrier follows...followed...what tense are we in? :B

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">I choked up.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(The centipede thought about how he moves his legs!)

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">wait, present tense, gotta be./

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Okay, carry on.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr follows after Altonor after they split from the group, and watches as the paladin of his own cause conjures his companion.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr smiles and speaks in Celestial to the pegasus. &quot;(May your hooves strike fast in this coming battle, bother.)&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr also reaches out and touches Altonor's Scimitar, and gives him Bless Weapon (good-aligned, +1 magic bonus if it wasn't already, autocrit)

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(Altonor used a scimitar, right?)

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Kep, Serrierr. Serrierr, Kep'salion. -- Oh, thanks.&quot; (Either I'm rubberbanding or you are. ^^; :48)

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Lialagcheck at :48

* Kep'salion headtilts at Serrierr's Celestial blessing.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:48 at :48

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Mkay, we good.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Oh. Huhm. He doesn't understand Celestial. &quot; =3=;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">...Tongues. :B

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(I kinda already 'pretended' people understood Serrierr even when he was speaking Celestial back in the Lyle mini. Thought it wasn't too out of line. :B )

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... when both Lyle and Altonor speak Celestial anyway... :B *brick'd*

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(besides, it's just magic 'can speak with anything', not actually -knowing- all languages)

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(when Serrierr was singing and everyone in the basement heard, I meant. :B )

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... which means it makes perfect sense Altonor would hear it as Celestial, since he understands Celestial. XD

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">...good point. x3 Picking that up in-character then! &quot;Hmm? Oh, I am an Eladrin, good fellow. No matter who I speak to, they can understand me.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot; Being a champion of the same cause as I, I'm surprised you didn't know that about me, honestly...which only further proves the point I made to Lyle earlier.&quot;

* Kep'salion nods in response to Serrierr, then. &gt;:3

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(although, why the pegasus who lives on the upper planes and -is- magically intelligent can't understand Celestial natively is another can'o'worms entirely. :B )

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Huh.&quot; |D; &quot;Well, I did tell you I don't know much about extraplanars. All eladrin speak that way, then?&quot;

Kep'salion:<font color="#000000">Blame the MM, it only says I understand Common. =3= *brick'd*

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Correct. All Eladrin are gifted with the mystical ability of understanding.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">And condescension.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">*shot*

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">No, you're thinking Archons.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">I'm a beer-brawl-buddy. :B

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">On paper.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">In the field, yaaaaaaaah no.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">*shot again*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(....not going to ask what you mean by that right now.)

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Learn something new every day. Right!&quot; The drow claps his hands, then lays them on the pegasus' side. A gleaming silver suit of chainmail barding appears on the equine creature, along with a saddle and a soft silver glow. &quot;So while we're on the subject of what eladrins can do. Can whatever you did to my sword work on Kep's hooves?&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...good question. Would 'horseshoes' count as a weapon for mechanical purposes on horses? :b

Glitch:<font color="#000000">does Kep even -have- any horseshoes?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hooves and bite attacks count as weapons by dint of being natural weapons. I'm pretty sure Serrierr's blessed Sszeyl's fists before. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">No, he never blessed Sszeyl's fists.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">He blessed everyone -but- Sszeyl because of th--Oh! Right right, monkfists actually count as weapons

Glitch:<font color="#000000">But that's something monks just do. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Otherwise, Bless Weapon does not work on natural attacks.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Where does it say that?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'm looking at the spell description right now.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">==Bless Weapon Transmutation Level: Pal 1 Components: V, S Casting Time: 1 standard action Range: Touch Target: Weapon touched Duration: 1 min./level Saving Throw: None Spell Resistance: No This transmutation makes a weapon strike true against evil foes.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">it says &quot;Weapon touched&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Weapons =/= natural attacks in D&amp;D mechanics.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It doesn't say &quot;manufactured weapon.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">....hey, if you wanna DM call that way, I'm not complaining. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Consulting the Liatalk experts.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(brb afk)

Glitch:<font color="#000000">back

Glitch:<font color="#000000">--crap, already an hour down, I got three hours left. Just go ahead and make DM-fiat, I don't wanna waste too much time on rulesmongering. ^^;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes okay it works. =w=;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I was just about to, in fact.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr reaches out and touches Kep, and the pegasus feels divine energy flow into his body.

Kep'salion:<font color="#000000">The pegasus nods again gratefully. He's practically prancing in place.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(and I would -love- to spam Divine Favor on everyone, that one's really good, but range is 'personal' only. And the duration is flat one minute, so Serrierr has to keep refreshing it on himself. Like mashing f5. :B )

* Altonor swings up into the saddle, affixing his shield and patting Kep's side. &quot;Ready?&quot; The pegasus snorts! &gt;:3 The paladin laughs. &quot;Right, let's go get 'em! We've got to get high enough to see the vault.&quot; He looks over to Serrierr. &quot;How fast can you fly, friend?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">With magic energy thrumming in both of the would-be aerial scouts, Serrierr crouches down and looks to the sky, waiting for the boom that would signal them to take flight.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Pegasus and paladin leap into the air, but turn around and look down at the crouching eladrin, hovering. &quot;... What are you doing? C'mon, up here. This building'll make a great vantage point for us to see the signals from.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I'm going to lol all of the times if one of you actually dies from this.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Perhaps not as swift as your steed, but I am speedy in my own right.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Nothing quite says 'fuck you' like four natural twenties in a row on crti confirm.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hrm, guess we'll have to settle for racing dragons.&quot; |3 &quot;Come on!&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah, if you say so. I am going to be a very obvious target once I rise above the building, however.&quot; Indeed, the eladrin is glowing as a faint sphere shimmers around him.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;But forward we go...and I shall light up the night.&quot; The eladrin grins.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(o shit...hey Lia. Something I totally forgot to ask earlier.)

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's our job. They see us, they won't notice the other teams moving in.&quot; The pair also have a faint shimmering silver aura, and Altonor grins, nodding back.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(I don't suppose...that the Pelor temple had a Large-sized crossbow or bow anywhere? ^^; )

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Really.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Really.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(shut it, meany)

Glitch:<font color="#000000">( :B )

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey, Edaric. Still hear us?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;WHAT?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">*shot*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Not likely. You could commission the smith for one, it wouldn't take long, but it wouldn't be masterwork.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Well, either way...Serrierr spreads his wings wide, and launches himself powerfully into the sky, quickly rising above the buildings as he surrounds himself with a nimbus of light, becoming a rising gold beacon in the sky.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">A pause. &quot;We can see the Kordites, they're making good headway. No flares yet, keeping an eye out.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(so, can't retroactively have it now, I suppose. Alright.)

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Once Serrierr has risen to about 500 feet high, he hovers in place, and looks down to survey the city beneath him.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Hey! There they go! They're climbing -- climbing -- the gnome's on the roof --&quot; Altonor draws his scimitar, casting a look around as well, though lower than Serrierr. About 120 feet off the ground, at the highest.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He then opens his mouth, and bellows in Celestial. &quot;(HEY, YOU BLACK-WINGED HARPY BITCHES! THIS SKY IS MINE NOW!)&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;( Come and get some of this. You know you want it.)&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">If he's gonna be a diversion, he might as well milk it for all its worth.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He folds his arms liesurely in front of his chest, with his meteor hammer coiled around one arm, and flaps his wings gently to keep his hover.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">And I presume right after this, Gnogglebolt's Big One hits the prison.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- (oh now he's done it,)&quot; Altonor mutters in Elven, then calls upward. &quot;Serrierr! We just want the ones near the prison, not the whole city!&quot;

* Altonor growls, now all but stranded as Serrierr hovers nearly 400 feet above him, likely out of earshot as well, as flaming arrows below them are nocked. &quot; Well, at least this'll be a welcome challenge, eh Kep? &quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Glowing like a second moon in the sky, Serrierr looks down. &quot;I'm sure I'm visible across the whole city right now. If I'm going to attract all their attention anyway, I might as well enjoy myself! But maybe I should stick close to you, then I could wreath you in my aura of protection.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Or would you rather be less visible than me?&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 17 + 4 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Listen check...

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">This would also be a 'yell', too. :B

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Trying to make sure he's heard by Altonor.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">-2 for each 10 feet of distance... that'd be audible within... 150 feet. Nope.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">the base DC isn't 0 though, if you're actually calculating that. :B

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">it'd be less than that, prolly -10 for 'a battle'

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I am.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">because like I said, he's yelling back. Not as loudly as--ah. Hrm.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Okay okay, Serrierr didn't rise to 500 feet then, he kept to 200.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(why Altonor isn't trying to get our of range of fireballs and arrows himself is beyond me)

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">*get out

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Because I want to see the ground.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Drow darkvision only extends to 120 feet.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">You can see the ground from 500--oh--ooohhh.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Hm. &gt;.&gt;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Alright alright, carry on. :B

Altonor:<font color="#000000">You sure you've been doing this for eons? =3= *SMOTE*

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">He's probably one of those newbie angels.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Created during -this- geologic age.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Guuuuys. Dx

Altonor:<font color="#000000">And then the boom.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Pre-cambrian Angels!

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Accept no substitute!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... Dinosaur angels. *scribbles down plot idea! &gt;:9* *BRICK'D*

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Actually.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">The Dinosaurs didn't appear until the Cambrian age.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm. I actually felt that. The little gnome indeed had quite the power packed into that gizmo of his.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'm not a geologist I don't know my geologic eras. =3=; *brick'd*

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Precambrian was when the planet was still settling into it's shape.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">And then comes the warcry. &gt;:D !

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Continents forming from iron rusting out of the oceans.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Atmosphere forming.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">A Mars-sized object impacting us head on.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr is scanning back and forth, looking for any shapes rising in the sky.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(wait a minute, aren't we attacking at twilight? Shouldn't we be on lowlight vision instead of darkvision? :B )

Altonor:<font color="#000000">And then laughter as the paladin and pegasus point toward a guard tower, where erinyes stand aiming arrows toward the pair. &quot;Sorry! You were warned, bard!&quot; &gt;:3 &quot;Keeping it down would be a challenge, but -- Hah! Planning on it!&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(waitnotsorry not going to bog down with minutia like that &gt;.&gt; )

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(carry on)

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Serrierr! There are our first targets!&quot; &gt;:3

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 15 + 2 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; init!

Night Angel 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 14 + 5 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 2 + 5 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 16 + 5 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr looks at the Erinyes on the tower, trying to aim arrows at the two. Serrierr throws back his head and laughs out loud, loud enough for the erinyes to hear. &quot;Look at this! The little harpy is scared! What's the matter, concubine of the hells? Can you not handle getting your hands as dirty as your soul?&quot; Serrierr calls out, insulting and taunting the fiend.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 20 + 3 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Serrierr has received initiative.* Puddle Glum has returned

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Ready Action. Serrierr focuses on the she-devils, and keeps up a hover in the air, and waits for at least two of them to rise into the air within 40 feet of each other.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">'end' turn.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hooboy.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I cannot find an adequete youtube video to describe the precambrian era in detail.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">hooboy what?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Lemme know if you want to learn more, later. |D;;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">55 squared plus 160 squared equals c squared.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Mathematicians assemble! &gt;:O *brick'd*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;sqrt((55^2)+(160^2)) = sqrt(55 ^ 2 + 160 ^ 2) = 169.1892431569&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">MT does have basic mathemathical functions like any good programming language. :B

Night Angel 3:<font color="#000000">One erinyes aims at the glowing angel with two flaming, evil arrows! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-2 = 11 + 15 - 2 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+6+1d6 = 3 + 6 + 4 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+10-2 = 5 + 10 - 2 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+6+1d6 = 4 + 6 + 3 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Both fly past the hovering eladrin. &quot;HA! Is that the best you can do? I've seen imps with better aim!&quot;

Night Angel 3:<font color="#000000">One erinyes aims at the glowing angel with two flaming, evil arrows! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-2 = 6 + 15 - 2 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+6+1d6 = 6 + 6 + 4 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+10-2 = 1 + 10 - 2 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+6+1d6 = 7 + 6 + 3 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;You're not even trying!&quot;

* Altonor grins. &quot;We'll make them rise. HYA!&quot; And paladin and pegasus streak off into the night, mounting a flyby attack!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(is there any reaction at all to Serrierr's taunting? Any indignant screeches at the least? :B )

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(or are they really totally stoic?)

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+17+1 = 14 + 17 + 1 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+1d6 = 4 + 6 + 1 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; nonlethal rideby attack!

Kep'salion:<font color="#000000">And a hoof! &#171; &#160;1d20+13+1 = 14 + 13 + 1 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+5+1 = 6 + 5 + 1 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Night Angel 2:<font color="#000000">OW!

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Oh my goodness!

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">It was a drive-by hoofing!

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Oh thos scoundrels!

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">those*

Altonor:<font color="#000000">The pair flap into the air above the watchtower, grinning down at the erinyes. &quot;Well? Come on!&quot; &gt;:D

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(...why the hell do Shiradi Eladrin have the Consecrate Spell-Like Ability feat...that would help if they actually had any elemental attacks instead of Holy Smite... )

Night Angel 2:<font color="#000000">Oh you asked for it. &gt;:E

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(I don't suppose I can quickswap that feat out for, say. Flyby attack as well? :B )

Night Angel 2:<font color="#000000">Aerial charge on the pegasus! &#171; &#160;1d20+14+2 = 7 + 14 + 2 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 6 + 5 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No you may not. =3=;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(since I haven't used that feat once)

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(darnit.)

Kep'salion:<font color="#000000">The erinyes' longsword doesn't even come close to touching the pegasus.

Serrierr has received initiative.Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Though in the future, I do suggest alternating that for Martial Study.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">*smote*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Serrierr!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">I'm typing, I'm typing.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">The taunts weren't nearly as effective as I'd hoped. :/

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">You're the least provoking person I've ever met.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Liatai taunts better than you.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Learn from VAE on this, if you wish to be better. :V

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(shut up. :/ )

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Or Ghost.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Whichever you can stand easier.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">That said, you can always post them OOC and we help you.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(it's the kind of thing Eladrin do. I'm making it up as I go along. Give me some credit.)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You are also provoked very easily. =3=; Anyway. Serrierr's turn?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">At any rate, might as well go with more of the same. Ready action, still hovering...and Serrierr turns upside down and starts hovering like -that-. &quot;Come on, I

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">At any rate, might as well go with more of the same. Ready action, still hovering...and Serrierr turns upside down and starts hovering like -that-. &quot;Come on, I'm bored! I don't even think you hate me!&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(readied action still waiting for at least two erinyes in flight and within 40 ft of each other)

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">--wait

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">all three are on the same tower?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">or were?

Night Angel 3:<font color="#000000">One of the erinyes scowls, aiming another set of arrows. (And yes... yes they were... =w=;)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I guess black was a bad color for the tower border.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Screw that! Can I take that action back?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh for crying out loud. =3=; Go ahead so as not to make the paladin do all the work. *brick'd*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I honestly didn't even zoom out enough to see them. I thought when you said mapless, we were really doing mapless. :B

* Liatai facedesks. ^^;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">well, as I think it's already been established they're with at least 220 feet...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">But yes, they're on a tower 40 feet up. The one fighting Altonor is 55 feet up.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">And fifty five feet away from you laterally.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr focuses on the top of the tower...and suddenly, it is engulfed in a blast of golden light! (20-radius burst...which means I might still be able to nab all three of them)

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">How far horizontally up is Serrierr?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">(Far too many r's in that name.)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">200 feet.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;10d6 = 36&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Holy Smite Damage!

Night Angel 2:<font color="#000000">Any save on that?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Also, will save or be blinded.

Night Angel 2:<font color="#000000">Also, roll a CL check.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Ololololol.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Oh yeah, and a will save will halve the damage as well. Anyway, CL check (for each one individually?)

Night Angel 2:<font color="#000000">Yes.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 7 + 12 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+12 = 3 + 12 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+12 = 7 + 12 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Night Angel 2:<font color="#000000">... The flash of light... seems to have done nothing... &gt;.&gt;;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Goddammit, and I've only got one left of those, too.

Night Angel 2:<font color="#000000">SR 20, sorry. ^^;

* Serrierr shakes fist at RNG. &quot;Great way to start this off!)

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">What have we learned, children?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Spell Penetration is your friend!&quot;

* Glitch smacks the peanut gallery

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;''HEY, SERRIERR! Gonna let me have all the fun?''&quot; &gt;:3

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Anyway, might as well end turn.

* Meany flies off into the distance, leaving a twinkle.

Night Angel 3:<font color="#000000">One erinyes aims at the glowing angel with two flaming, evil arrows! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-2 = 19 + 15 - 2 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+6+1d6 = 7 + 6 + 6 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+10-2 = 10 + 10 - 2 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+6+1d6 = 8 + 6 + 6 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">The first arrow manages to strike the Eladrin, but most of the damage is eaten up by the Aid. &quot;Oh come on, that's just a little prick! I'm starting to think you can't do any better than that!&quot;

Night Angel 1:<font color="#000000">Another one turns, dropping its bow... and pulling a rope off its belt. This is bad.

Night Angel 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 3 + 14 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; ranged touch attack on the paladin!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(rope? Why is rope bad?)

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...oh. For him. :B

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Lasso.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">The villanous version.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Tch!&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 12 + 12 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Reflex save to avoid entanglement!

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not good enough! Come on, face me like a real devil!&quot; &gt;:D

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+17+1 = 18 + 17 + 1 = 36&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+1d6 = 5 + 6 + 1 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; slash one! &#171; &#160;1d20+12+1 = 8 + 12 + 1 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+1d6 = 4 + 6 + 1 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; slash two! And &#171; &#160;1d20+7+1 = 15 + 7 + 1 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+1d6 = 1 + 6 + 4 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; slash three!

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Woo! Autocrit on that first one! &#171; &#160;1d6+6+1d6+12 = 6 + 6 + 5 + 12 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

* You roll to yourself: 11+29+11+11 =&gt; 11 + 29 + 11 + 11 = 62Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know, I'm beginning to think these aren't truly devils, my friend!&quot;

Kep'salion:<font color="#000000">Hoof &#171; &#160;1d20+13+2 = 4 + 13 + 2 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+5+1 = 5 + 5 + 1 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;, hoof &#171;  &#160;1d20+13+2 = 1 + 13 + 2 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+5+1 = 3 + 5 + 1 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and CHOMP! &#171; &#160;1d20+8+2 = 4 + 8 + 2 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d3+2+1 = 1 + 2 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Kep'salion:<font color="#000000">A valiant equine effort. Alas, not good enough.

Night Angel 2:<font color="#000000">The erinyes retaliates, slashing at the paladin! &#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 10 + 14 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 5 + 5 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+9 = 11 + 9 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 7 + 5 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

* Altonor deflects the blows easily. &quot;You know, I think you're right! They hit like schoolgirls.&quot; &gt;:3

Serrierr has received initiative.Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Human schoolgirls!&quot; &gt;:D

* Kep'salion snorts. &gt;|D

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Pathetic! Why, they're not even worth the effort it would take for me to go down there! In fact, I'm starting to consider going to find some real devils to fight!.&quot; But in actual action, Serrierr focuses on himself and a slight glow flashes on him. Renewing Aid. &#171; &#160;1d8+10 = 5 + 10 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Temp hitpoints regained.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Come, my friend! Let's go find a worthy challenge, there's no fun to be had here.&quot; Serrierr says bombastically.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">End turn.

Night Angel 3:<font color="#000000">One erinyes aims at the glowing angel with two flaming, evil arrows! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-2 = 7 + 15 - 2 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+6+1d6 = 7 + 6 + 2 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+10-2 = 16 + 10 - 2 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+6+1d6 = 3 + 6 + 5 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr's not even facing the erinyes anymore. He's turned away and is hovering in place.

Night Angel 1:<font color="#000000">The other one on the roof coils its rope once more, this time aiming for the pegasus. &#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 2 + 14 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Kep'salion:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 1 + 9 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Reflex!

Kep'salion:<font color="#000000">There's a sudden whinny of alarm as the flying mount is entangled in infernal rope, beginning to plummet! &#171; &#160;6d6 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; falling damage --

Altonor:<font color="#000000">A loud Elven obscenity should attract Serrierr's attention once more. CRASH.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;What is this? No, seriously, -what is this-? This isn't a fight. This is you shooting wildly, and me just siting here, waiting for you to get serious. Stop playing, show me the power of Hell. Show me the darkness you aim to ensnare the mortal world in. Show me power to match mine, that we may have a true contest!&quot;

Night Angel 2:<font color="#000000">Not to mention this one gets an AoO. &#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 5 + 14 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 8 + 5 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I...honestly don't see how that's much 'better', subjectively.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;81-14 = 81 - 14 = 67&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I didn't expect you to.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">These things are subjective.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, what's this? You've actually managed to inconvienience my friend?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr turns around to face the erinyes again.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">More 'energetic', I can see that.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 7 + 13 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Ride check...

* Altonor disentangles himself from the wings and rope. &quot;Kep. You all right?&quot;

Kep'salion:<font color="#000000">Snort. &gt;:\ More inconvenienced than anything.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">A proper goading is all about timing, your target, and our force of pesonality. You have to do it from a position of power in the battlefield, you have to know what to say to get your opponent to make a mistake, and you have to convey it in a way that the target finds offensive.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hold tight.&quot; And a voice rumbles from the alleyway... &quot;Mountain...&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(exactly. He's higher up, has only been hit once and only got a minor scratch, so power on the battlefield is covered. Target and specifcally offending the target I've been doing. If I were DM, I'd be having the devils screeching mad by now.)

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Eeeeh, no.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;... on second thought, this isn't so much of a hammer as a shredder.&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+19 = 5 + 19 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+1d6+6+1d6+2d6 = 1 + 6 + 6 + 1 + 9 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; !!

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Generically alluding to 'real' devils is kinda baseline banter.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">That is one BURST rope. Fibers drift to the ground as the paladin saddles up again, and the pegasus rises to its feet. &quot;Hup!&quot; And up they rise!

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Compare them to a specific kind of devil, perhaps a demon or daemon. Something that the devil species in question would find abhorent.

Night Angel 2:<font color="#000000">You again?! Longsword - &#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 12 + 14 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 5 + 5 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+9 = 8 + 9 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 8 + 5 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;That's it. I'm bored. Gonna go find me a Kyton to fight.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Clang, clang!

Serrierr has received initiative.Glitch:<font color="#000000">Meany; that's -exactly- what I said. :B I only left out the &quot;those hellcats over there look nice&quot;. :B

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, since you overgrown imps have actually managed to bother my friend, I guess you're worth something. I'm going to come over and say hellow now.&quot; And with that, Serrierr tucks his wings and goes into a dive, straight at the erinyes on the roof! (within 180 ft, right?)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep.

Night Angel 1:<font color="#000000">The erinyes hiss, and the one that had its sword in hand slashes at the approaching eladrin! &#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 8 + 14 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 5 + 5 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">That was an AoO.

Serrierr (5 ft above roof):<font color="#000000">At the very end of his dive, Serrier flares his wings and comes to a halt--and his meteor hammer goes shooting forward with all the gathered momentum! &#171; &#160;1d20+19+1+4+2 = 6 + 19 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;!

Serrierr (5 ft above roof):<font color="#000000">(damn, not a crit)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Which erinyes?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I told you, I'm not an expert at taunting, except for you Glitch. Ghost and VAE are Masters of it.

Serrierr (5 ft above roof):<font color="#000000">The one on the roof. The other two can't hit him and he can't hit back. There's a roof in the way. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">....

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The whole thing is a roof. =3=

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">It could also be that I can't see these goadings without thinking of early 90s saturday morning cartoons.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It's a flat-topped watchtower.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">well that would have been nice to know. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">So there are two on the roof and one hovering in midair.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Angel 2, then.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">It was kinda obvious.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Roll damage!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(no, it wasn't obvious to me. I thought it was a tower, with a roof.)

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Well, we've all had that moment in this game.

Serrierr (5 ft above roof):<font color="#000000">Damage! &#171; &#160;2d6+11+4 = 9 + 11 + 4 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">If it had been I would have called attention to the roof they were hiding under. :B

Night Angel 2:<font color="#000000">The meteor hammer SLAMS into the back of this erinyes, which falls from the sky! &#171; &#160;5d6 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Night Angel 2:<font color="#000000">CRUNCH.

Serrierr (5 ft above roof):<font color="#000000">&quot;And that's what I call 'The Meteor'.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey, that one was mine!&quot; &gt;:P

Night Angel 3:<font color="#000000">Longsword - &#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 1 + 14 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 4 + 5 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+9 = 8 + 9 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 2 + 5 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; on Serrierr!

Serrierr (5 ft above roof):<font color="#000000">Serrierr turns in midair and looks down at the other two erinyes, with a very wide-eyed and manic grin. &quot;Who's next?&quot;

Night Angel 1:<font color="#000000">This one backs up -- &#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 18 + 17 = 35&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Concentration check!

Night Angel 1:<font color="#000000">POOF. It vanishes.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Coward!&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I hate it when these things do that.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I can never be sure I've killed them all.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;And it takes days to feel comfortable in the shower again.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">*all of the spears*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">WHY! DO! THEY ALWAYS TELEPORT? WHY! DO! THEY ALWAYS TELEPORT? THEY ALWAYS TELEPORT! THEY ALWAYS TELEPORT!

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">You're assuming it teleported.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">And isn't invisible.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(misheard lyrics of System of A Down's B.Y.O.B. :B )

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(erinyes don't -have- invisibility)

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+17+2+2 = 8 + 17 + 2 + 2 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+1d6 = 5 + 6 + 2 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; A flashing, flaming silver scimitar slices in from behind the erinyes!

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">True.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">But you're assuming that they don't have gear.

Kep'salion:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 5 + 15 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+6 = 3 + 6 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; And a hoof for good measure.

Serrierr (5 ft above roof) has received initiative.Serrierr (5 ft above roof):<font color="#000000">&quot;Down you go.&quot; The meteor hammer swings in crazy circles around Serrierr, seeming to change direction at random, before it lashes out at the Erinyes, suddenly pulls back, circles around, shoots forward, gets yanked back, and then goes around Serrierr's back and over his shoulder as it shoots out once more!

Serrierr (5 ft above roof):<font color="#000000">Full attack, 1 &#171; &#160;1d20+19+1+4 = 18 + 19 + 1 + 4 = 42&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; 2 &#171;  &#160;1d20+14+1+4 = 7 + 14 + 1 + 4 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; 3 &#171;  &#160;1d20+9+1+4 = 10 + 9 + 1 + 4 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">....

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I completely forgot erinyes have Unholy Blight at will -3-;

Serrierr (5 ft above roof):<font color="#000000">Welp. :B I presume all three attacks were hits?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">In any case, all hit.

Serrierr (5 ft above roof):<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;2d6+11+4+2d6+11+4+2d6+11+4 = 5 + 11 + 4 + 9 + 11 + 4 + 4 + 11 + 4 = 63&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Serrierr (5 ft above roof):<font color="#000000">Thwock, crack, crunch.

Serrierr (5 ft above roof):<font color="#000000">(goddammit knew I should have tripped)

Night Angel 3:<font color="#000000">The erinyes screams, backing up, then raising its arms -- &#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 8 + 17 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Concentration check!

Serrierr (5 ft above roof):<font color="#000000">Please don't be a success.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;One kill, two escapes.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;not your best murdering spree.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Stop calling it a murdering spree.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Maybe when it stops being a murdering spree.&quot;

Night Angel 3:<font color="#000000">SR checks - &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 18 + 12 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+12 = 18 + 12 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(ah damn, DC is only 15+spell level, not 20+spell level to cast defensively. Shitskies.)

Serrierr (5 ft above roof):<font color="#000000">Cheeky bitch -just- made my SR!

* Glitch screeches at RNG. &gt;

Night Angel 3:<font color="#000000">Serrierr must make a Will save, or take &#171; &#160;10d6 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage -- Altonor and Kep'salion must do the same or take &#171;  &#160;5d8 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">erk

Liatai:<font color="#000000">SMILEEEEEEEY &gt;:O

Serrierr (5 ft above roof):<font color="#000000">Will save: &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 3 + 11 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

* Serrierr (5 ft above roof) screeches at RNG more.

Serrierr (5 ft above roof):<font color="#000000">OH! had a +4 to that save.

Serrierr (5 ft above roof):<font color="#000000">Protection from Evil and everything.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 2 + 10 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &quot;Hrm!&quot; Altonor raises his shield against the oncoming rush of hellfire and brimstone!

Kep'salion:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5+4 = 14 + 5 + 4 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Will save!

Serrierr (5 ft above roof):<font color="#000000">...did an 18 will result save?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Unfortunately, no. You'll need to roll another Will save -- also what's the radius on Serrierr's protection from evil effect?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Actually, doesn't matter... only Kep'salion made it. ^^;

Serrierr (5 ft above roof):<font color="#000000">20 ft, enough to include Alt and Kep.

Serrierr (5 ft above roof):<font color="#000000">Second will save: &#171; &#160;1d20+11+4 = 10 + 11 + 4 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Serrierr (5 ft above roof):<font color="#000000">Better.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 14 + 14 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; second save!

Serrierr (5 ft above roof):<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;28-15 = 28 - 15 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Serrierr (5 ft above roof):<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;107-13 = 107 - 13 = 94&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Luckily you're not sickened! &#171; &#160;113-28 = 113 - 28 = 85&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Serrierr (5 ft above roof):<font color="#000000">Aid hitpoints eaten away again. To the Erinyes, it looks like Serrierr -did- resist it. :B

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now that's more like it!&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+17+2 = 15 + 17 + 2 = 34&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+1d6 = 4 + 6 + 5 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;, &#171;  &#160;1d20+12+2 = 19 + 12 + 2 = 33&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+1d6 = 4 + 6 + 6 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; , and &#171;  &#160;1d20+7+2 = 10 + 7 + 2 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+1d6 = 1 + 6 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; ! All damage is nonlethal.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Crit - &#171; &#160;16+1d6+6+1d6 = 16 + 3 + 6 + 2 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

* You roll to yourself: 22-13 =&gt; 22 - 13 = 9Altonor:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;15+27+10 = 15 + 27 + 10 = 52&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">One -- two-- three! And with the third slash, the erinyes screams and burns away into naught but ash and feathers. &quot;Too bad it was at the end.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;You all right, Serrierr?&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(actually dead, not knocked out?)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It was enough nonlethal damage to do so.

Serrierr (5 ft above roof):<font color="#000000">&quot;As the saying goes, I didn't even break a sweat.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good! Maybe the next tower'll have a challenge, hah? Maybe we can divebomb a few hellcats on the way!&quot; &gt;:3

Serrierr (5 ft above roof):<font color="#000000">(if it matters, he takes this time to refresh all his buffs on himself and Alt &amp; Kep.) Aid on Ser; &#171; &#160;1d8+10 = 8 + 10 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; aid on Alt: &#171;  &#160;1d8+10 = 7 + 10 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; aid on Kep: &#171;  &#160;1d8+10 = 8 + 10 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Serrierr (5 ft above roof):<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed!&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Since you need to go, we'll cut it here.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">But now, I have my answer.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">How beat up will they be? Not very. :B

Serrierr (5 ft above roof):<font color="#000000">&quot;But we should also pay heed to our aerial reconnaissance job.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(I have one more hour, actually.)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Not long enough for another battle.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(it's only been three since I arrived)

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(ehtrue)

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Railock, you alive?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">It is time.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">And yeah. Definitely wouldn't be very beat up at all. If the going -were- to get tough, Serrierr has two big aces held back; a one-use 150-hp Heal, and a one-use Cloak of Chaos, which is like if you combined Fire Shield with Prismatic Spray.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">that is to say, really nasty

* Altonor looks south. &quot;No flares yet. We're good.&quot; And north, as a HUGE ball of electricity explodes behind the prison with a CRACKAZAP! Altonor grins. &quot;Looks like Vi's holding things well up there, too. Next tower!&quot; &gt;:D

Serrierr (5 ft above roof):<font color="#000000">&quot;Onward!&quot; Serrierr takes to the sky, shining brightly like a star.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">And I guess we can indeed end here.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Though, level with me.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">The real reason the Erinyes never took off is you just didn't want to deal with actual 3-D aerial combat, isn't it? :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh, really? Huh.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">They never took off because they know a shiradi outclasses them and didn't want to get in range of his meteor hammer. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ah. :B

Puddle Glum:<font color="#000000">so how many did you take down?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">The taunting didn't get through that?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Railock; three, with even more taken down offscreen.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">and you got logsaved, Lia?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">It is surprisingly hard to taunt rational people enough to over-ride the will to not die horribly.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">That's why, when you do find one, enjoy slowly murdering them.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Meany; that is why I actually asked Lia directly if they were actually reacting, or if they were remaining stoic. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Plus, these are -devils.- =3=

Glitch:<font color="#000000">But she never really answered that. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(unless I missed it)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">If they were demons, and thus more emotion-driven, you would have gotten a stronger response. But devils are regimented. Controlled. Disciplined. The basic banter of battle doesn't get to them.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Mm. Good point.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">If you'll remember, one erinyes was completely calm while Tomi was attempting to rip her face off.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I just would have liked more obvious indication of that fact. I kept up the banter mainly because it wasn't directly stated if it was having an effect or not, so I kept itt up in case it did. :B

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">=3=;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Live and learn.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">If you had actually said that the erinyes keep a calm facial expression and don't look affected much, Serrierr probably would have divebombed in the second or third round instead of the fourth. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ah well.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">So! If that's all, I believe Railock can bring down the server anytime. :U

Puddle Glum:<font color="#000000">actually

Puddle Glum:<font color="#000000">liatai, ready for stat rolling?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oh right, you wanted to statroll.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Roll away.

Puddle Glum:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;4d6d1 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;4d6d1 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;4d6d1 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;4d6d1 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;4d6d1 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;4d6d1 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Puddle Glum:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;4d6d1 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;4d6d1 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;4d6d1 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;4d6d1 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;4d6d1 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;4d6d1 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ouch on that first one.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I think the first one's rerollable. :3

Puddle Glum:<font color="#000000">okay, rerolling 1st

Puddle Glum:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;4d6d1 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;4d6d1 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;4d6d1 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;4d6d1 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;4d6d1 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;4d6d1 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Better. :D

Puddle Glum:<font color="#000000">16,16,15,11,11,11, and 17,15,14,13,11,9

Puddle Glum:<font color="#000000">also, how do you figure cohort gold?

Puddle Glum:<font color="#000000">npc for whatever level they are?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">NPC.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Yep. :v

Puddle Glum:<font color="#000000">okay thanks. /me pouts cause didn't get an 18 for his chars str hehe

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Also.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...was one of those rolls for the cohort? Because cohorts don't usually have rolled stats, they use an array.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Be a troll.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh bah. This is Akelloln.

Puddle Glum:<font color="#000000">I asked lia and she said rolled like pc

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">And steal Glitch's idea to have two cohorts at once.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">*Akellon. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">alrightalright...

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Because he's taking too long on his plot points.

Puddle Glum:<font color="#000000">how would you do two cohorts at once?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">*wrench'd*

* Glitch smacks meany

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Not my fault. &gt;:e

Puddle Glum:<font color="#000000">have the cohort have a cohort?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&gt;:E

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">No, one leader.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Never you mind, rail.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Two cohorts.

Puddle Glum:<font color="#000000">take leadership twice?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Nope.

Puddle Glum:<font color="#000000">break the system?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Leadership doesn't specify one cohort only, so yeah.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hey, if you get to exploit it, Glitch, other people should too. Spill it.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Break the system.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Well, namely. Cohorts -usually- get both a goldshare and an EXPshare. And there's no specific limit on cohorts, but having to split gold and EXP between -two- cohorts can easily break the bank and your progression.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Which is why Gnogglebolt's two cohorts will never actually join an adventure.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">They're on a different deal entirely. No EXP or goldshare because they don't take part in fights, the planned cohort's purpose is to run his city when he's away.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">So don't get more than one cohort -if- you actually intend them to fight along.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">And keep his buttocks well kissed.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">*wrench'd*

* Glitch rolls eyes

Puddle Glum:<font color="#000000">I..I'm pratty sure your only supposed to have one cohort

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Fortunately, WOTC didn't commit it to writing.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">So fuck what they wanted.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Really, the only reason that it -is- reasonable that I'm pulling off two cohorts is the entire fact they won't be in any adventures and will be offscreen during that time.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">So if your cohort is meant to actually come along and fight, yeah, you should probably stick to one.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Or.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">otherwise the rest of the party will likely start protesting the EXP and gold cuts. :B

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">You could forget the use of followers altogether.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">And just have an army of cohorts.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Now you're just being silly, meany.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">That's how I roll.

* Meany gets into a trashcan. Rolls down a hill.

* Liatai steps out to do sacred canine duty. =w=;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Server can go down whenever you please, Rail.

<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

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