Session 102

Railock has connected.

Liatai has connected.

Ghostwish has connected.

Glitch has connected.

Dr. Hatari has connected.

Liatai:... RAAAAAAIN &gt;:O

Glitch:That didn't work. I think the command was /server, actually.

Liatai:THUNDER TOO &gt;:O

* Dr. Hatari thought so.

Glitch:yeah, that was it.

Liatai:Then /server llearch.net. :B

* VAE mrow

Liatai:Then /join Liatalk

VAE:nevar.

VAE:and yeah, /server and /join

* VAE has it all scripted thouhg

Liatai:Then right-click on the tab that opens up and select &quot;Open This Channel At Startup&quot;

Liatai:Repeat for the other channels you'd like to join on startup. :B

VAE:who the hell are you explining

VAE:<font color="#000000">also #liatail

VAE:<font color="#000000">also #liatalk

VAE:<font color="#000000">don't forget the hash

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Tech deleted his Firefox settings. =w=;

* VAE giggles

Liatai:<font color="#000000">So we're helping him reconfigure Chatzilla.

VAE:<font color="#000000">faail :3

<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Lia pinged me in the middle of fighting a frost dragon.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Nasty things, them.

VAE:<font color="#000000">what game, owl?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sorry sorry ^^;;;;;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">It's okay.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Did you beat it?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Yes.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">After it aggroed a local population of Forsworn.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">=3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">what game?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Skyrim, Vae.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Skyrim of course.

VAE:<font color="#000000">you too?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The only game they play.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Yes.

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I know at least for Pell, fighting a blood dragon is a five- to fifteen-minute struggle. :B

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Be warned, Liatai.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The perils of being an archer. :B

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Frost dragons don't follow the pattern set by Blood and Brown dragons.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">An archer... using a touchpad. =3=;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">They will land, and get all up in your business.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">*blinks*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Unarmed/Unarmored skills+perks mod works, by the way. Nice addition for purist mage.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">JeezaLOU the skies opened all of a sudden.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">*looks at his piles and piles of dragon bones and scales*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Palpatine at long range. First of North Star up close. &gt;:O

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Raining hard, may DC.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I have stopped collecting those bones and scales. =3=;;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You mean you've stopped making lots of money then?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Too heavy, can't get a good price on them, can't craft them.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'm only collecting the scales. The bones are worth more in gold than they are in carry-aroundness.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Pst. VAE. What was the spoiler code on the forums again?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">My speech is at the point where I'm getting about maybe 35% of actual value.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Spoiler code?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Need perks up in there.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Yes.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;spoiler = 0&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">ohh

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Speech perks for gold are a waste.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Spoiler in square brackets.

VAE:<font color="#000000">spoiler in square brackets

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Accept getting hosed and still rake in hundreds of coins.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">With /spoiler to end it.

VAE:<font color="#000000">whatfor you ask?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">MAKIN A POST DAMNIT

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The greater bottleneck to getting money is merchants just not having enough freakin' gold on them. Which you can't solve without a lot of Speech perk investment. Which is subsequently a lot of waste.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Nope. Not accepting getting hosed -that much.- Plus it's IC for Pell to have somewhat decent Speech. So... yeah. :B On the bright side I've learned to shop at merchants who I've done quests for.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">They like me, so they give me a better deal. :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I meant for Meany. The skill is fine. Bunches of your scant perks thrown at something you get in ample supply by mid/late game regardless is just wasteful.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">'Course, there's mods to break the perk ceiling.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's like selecting a perk to get more iron arrows.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It shouldn't amuse me so much that because of that, the guards seem to be 50-50 on treating Pell normally/well or treating him like a thief. XD (I get a lot of &quot;Hands to yourself, sneak-thief&quot; and &quot;Don't think you can smooth-talk me like you can those shopkeepers&quot; mixed in with &quot;I've got a lot of respect for the Restoration school. Skyrim can use more healers&quot; and &quot;Lightly armored means light on your feet. Smart.&quot;) :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Oh lords Liatai.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">If you can find that mod that mutes the guards? GET IT.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Why? I like the guardchatter. XD

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">They are annoying, copy-pastes who randomly quote on your skills. XP

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Welllllll... You're new to skyrim.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It's better than Morrowind guards. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/15725#content

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">83

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">But when my level 60 something GOD OF DEATH goes waltzing down the street in full daedric armor with a hoard and lydia in full dragon plate, and this faceless buttfuck yells &quot;NO LOLLYGAGGIN&quot;... yeah.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;IS THAT HAIR COMING OUT YOUR EARS&quot; Nord!Tomi: &quot;... :T&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">WHAT. XD

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">What makes them say that? XD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Being a werewolf.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Ohhhhhhhhhhh XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... plus it never ceases to amuse me when the guards say &quot;Hands to yourself, sneak-thief.&quot; It makes Pellmuse make the most amusing &gt;8 face. XP *ARROW'D*

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">See, I -never- bothered with the companions. I got dragged all over fucking skyrim by random quests. It's still in my quest log.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It was that one book you stole from the Ordinators, Liatai.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">ACROSS TIME AND SPACE, THEY KNOW.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">They remember.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Yes. It has come back to haunt you, criminal scum.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">IT WASN'T A BOOK IT WAS A GOBLET D8

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">HALT

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I am the archmage of the college of winterhold. Werewolf. Harbinger of the Companions. Thane of Whiterun and Falkreath. Victor of the Battle of Whiterun. A land baron. And a dragonslayer eighteen times over.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">And that one girl still isn't afraid of me.

* Liatai curls up and hides. ;~;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Clearly, Primera needs to dust off the genocide gloves.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahahh

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Yeah.. Bethesda definitely didn't ramp up their reactions to - WAIT WAIT WAIT

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">This is one thing I will never forget.

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's still hillarious

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I made this dick of a toon a while back, orcish two handed slayer of all.

VAE:<font color="#000000">The guards got guts in Skyrim

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">It really was a fuckaround character.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Once he got up high enough with enough potions, I just started killing everyone.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">afk for a bit since vargoth's here

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Cleared entire towns.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">But, as I was returning to that one town, the very first one?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">This kid, since I didn't have the kill kids mod on, runs up and squeals I WANT MY MOMMY. The one I'd, ya know, cut in half.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">My reaction: &quot;..... I didn't need that peice of my soul anyway...&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Helgen? :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">(I think I named that toon Deigo the Prostate Plucker)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Amusing aside: While I was searching for unarmed overhaul mods, I saw one of them (a cheesier one) with a demovideo.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Or do you mean Riverwood?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Protagonist goes around Whitehearth owning faces for demonstration.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Suplex power killcam moves and such.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Very flashy and elaborate.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But then that bully-girl runs up.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">She just gets this regular right-click backhand offscreen.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Like, .5 second.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Moved on.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I lol'd.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">SHOW ME THIS. XP

GM:<font color="#000000">Let's get in-character first, shall we? :3

GM:<font color="#000000">I'm going to need to disappear for a little while around 6 PM Eastern to let out some spaniels, so let's get cracking while we can.

GM:<font color="#000000">Today's character question is... &quot; What's the worst illness your character has ever witnessed?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;When I was young, there was some manner of plague sweeping the human lands. I saw a few come to elven holds for medicine. They looked like zombies.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=1M-gvxjos4E#t=42s

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Eeeeegh that one Pamela Lundy hit her ex-boyfriend with back in the tomb looked pretty nasty.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oop.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I'll never forget when Edaric caught the flu. We called him Sir Barfsalot of Vomitham.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;.. we were ten. Stop looking at me like that.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">X3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Depends how you define illness. That cancer mage lurking in the Castleton sewers prob'ly takes the cake, though.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">popping back in. Disconnecting and reconnecting real quick.

<font color="#0000ff">Glitch is disconnected.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let's just say that I'm glad most sicknesses aren't sapient.&quot;

<font color="#0000ff">Glitch has connected.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I once saw a member of the Exploration unit come back with leprosy. The Monsters locked him in a cell so that we couldn't catch it.

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;What is the last thing your character does before going to bed at night?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">I don't sleep. =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well. I resided in the temple of Light in Castleton for almost ten years. It's a healing center in the heart of an adventurer's city.. ... ..you see some pretty messed up injuries and illnesses in that kind of place. I've seen folks infested with extradimensional parasites. I've seen one person falling apart and vomiting themselves away into dust. Slime. Blood ... some pretty bad stuff.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">is it just me or are we missing some people? (not just ram?)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Incidentally I consider myself very strong of constitution now. =3=

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Connection list looks shorter than usual.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(and can someone whisper to me the beginning of the charQs?)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">K

Glitch:<font color="#000000">thankya

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Eh. Usually a prayer to Sant Cuthbert. That is if it's my own bed i'm going to.&quot;

* Ghostwish punches VAE.

VAE:<font color="#000000">?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Posted!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">meh, unless any knows of awesome items for wizards, I'm just yanking from the DMG.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Why did you spoilertext the original post on top?

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">I write in a journal, when I have time and not people looking over my shoulder. Otherwise, meditation.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">To show what I was responding to. If I could modify it to say something besides 'spoiler', I would.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;...&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahahaha ghost that's a good one

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Define going to bed.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;NO.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;NO.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Ceremonies are bad for you. |3

VAE:<font color="#000000">and well, that's why we establilished the colours.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;We're skipping this one!!&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">For today, your usual tinker answers will instead be angelic answers!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Purple is yers, always

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Outsiders don't need to sleep! (I think.)

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Ghostwish; third eye gems.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">The dampening one in particular.

Miron:<font color="#000000">An angel of Kord that thinks?

Miron:<font color="#000000">IMPOSTOR!

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">It's a reverse Empower Spell thing that works on spells targeting you.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">And it's only 2.5k.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Blow out the candle, of course. No need for a repeat of the Great End-Table Fire of '15. That was not a nice way to wake up. =3=

* Serrierr meteor-hammers Miron's face.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Quit splurgin' on random goofball greens and save up for a rod. :P

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Or a runestaff.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Or a castle.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Or twenty-five immovable rods.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">=3=

Miron:<font color="#000000">*dodges* You are very ,very lucky Flint is a Kordite, and so I know not all of you are nutcases.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Liatai, you may begin pummeling meany at your leisure.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Flint's a kordite? :.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yep

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Did not know that.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Meant = Zoidburg purchasing.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And as above it led to Miron having a somewhat more favourable lookout on them.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Out of curiosity, what did you think he was, Glitch? :.

VAE:<font color="#000000">That said, what faith is Anise again? I can't bloody recall if she was too.

VAE:<font color="#000000">or Cuthbertian

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Heironian I believe.

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">Nah. Heironean.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Right, makes even more sense.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">nian, nean. =3=

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">okay. What rod was it that lets one shape spells?

VAE:<font color="#000000">The one in one's pants.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Spell sculpting in C:A.

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">Kord is too lawless, Cuthbertines can't appeciate a good party. =3= *brick'd*

Miron:<font color="#000000">Take that back, I challenge ya!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">To a drinking contest!

* Ghostwish runs.

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">I meant the priests, Miron. :P

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Liatai: Out of curiosity, what did you think he was, Glitch? :.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I didn't, actually. Didn't have him pegged as anything.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">But I did not expect Kord. :.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">His RP guidelines are clearly, &quot;STUBBORN. MANLY. &gt;:|&quot; Of course he's Kordite. *bricked*

Miron:<font color="#000000">Eh. A few of them are rather dry, true, but there are some that can appreciate the role of ale and spirits.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">*snrk!* XD

Glitch:<font color="#000000">hatari; who were you talking to there?

VAE:<font color="#000000">To everyone

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I meant Flint.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">brb

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...incidentally, I'm reminded of something...

GM:<font color="#000000">Last one for the day - &quot;What does the color red make your character think of? How does it make her feel?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Liatai once joked he and Tomi would hit it off.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Probably the least ridiculous time I've been shipped out of the twenty thousand the group has done. *bricked*

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">A certain dragon who doesn't apparently care for his own well being.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">:/

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Her? Ever seen a chick with a beard? Not even the dwarves do that, as much as some fucks would assert.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">The first thing that pops to mind? Ael's hair. Following that, autumn leaves and apples. So red's a pretty warm, comfortable, homey color for me. :3 As long as it's not that spilled-blood-red shade.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">The color red...

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That said... red makes me think of brothels, nobles, diabolists, blood and apples. So it's a thoroughly mixed feeling.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Blood. Power. Courage.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Red.. uhh. I suppose I'm not much into the whole color-symbolism thing. Bu~ut. It's something I associate with bold folks. Old fashioned inquisitors, bards, or possibly danger. There's always the whole.. work in a hospital side of it, of course.. ^^;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">there is no one thing that comes to mind whenever I see the color red. My mind shifts as the seasons, and how I feel about red depends on how I see it at the time.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Red's my favorite color. My very soul burns red! It shines through and shows off my birthright. I'm proud of it; bright and bold and easy for everyone to see. It's part of who I am! &gt;:3

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Rods have how many charges again? Lords, I haven't been anywhere near a high-powered game in so long..

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Metamagic rods are on a 3/day usage.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">^

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Some fewer.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">OH. Right. It's staffs that have charges. Bugger all.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Staves and rune staves.

* Ghostwish throws bricks.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">The color red...hmm...

* Dr. Hatari doesn't like consumable charges. Likes uses/day.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Less pencilwork and incentive to hoard uses.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Drow eyes. Which brings a whole cornucopia of feelings along with that association, from the burning hatred in a Lolthian priestess' to the lost, hurt eyes of the clan orphan, to the confident, bright gaze of the young Raiders.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Well, the more flamboyant tinkers and engineers like to paint their machines and vehicles red...

Glitch:<font color="#000000">brb afk

Miron:<font color="#000000">One day there will be far more red on the drow than just the eyes.

Miron:<font color="#000000">One day...

Miron:<font color="#000000">*clenched fist*

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahahah Tech. So .. the tinkerers are basically Ork

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">My answer is the same as Altonor's. Ultimately, I hate the color red. And black. And sometimes white too.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Red make dem chinez go fasta'

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Aelian. Definitely Aelian. And it's the kind of feeling that makes you feel warm on the inside.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">My hair isn't THAT red, is it!? Yeesh. Red reminds me of blood, which reminds me of the hunt. Mixed feelings, really.

Dorf Aias:<font color="#9933FF">Bah. Red is wine. Hells with it.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Eh, wine can be good stuff too. Not as good as a good ale, but better than water.

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">Hey, Dorf. Ever heard of Jackass Red? Got a kick to it.

Dorf Aias:<font color="#9933FF">Jackass Red? TO THE TAVERN.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Question~

Liatai:<font color="#000000">That's actually a wine name I saw on a shelf once. No joke. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahaha

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">My favorite would have to be Burning Head wine.

VAE:<font color="#000000">No wonder

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It made pretty good pot roast. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Which has a picture of a robot bear breathing fire on it.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">back

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I was like, &quot;What.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">hells that's a steep price on a rod.. oh well. Near infinite uses and all.

* Glitch scrolls back up...something suddenly clicks

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Clearly that's the best wine.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Wait. What.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Anise is Heironean?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I thought she was the Olidamarran!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">What. XD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That's Robin.

VAE:<font color="#000000">In slovakia we have &quot;c'uc'o&quot; -super cheap fruit wine that's the sort of shit homeless get drunk from.

VAE:<font color="#000000">What the *fuck* glitch

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Anise has said she's Heironean in-game a few times.

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">Boy. I'm a monk. =3=

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">If one invites a pure expresson of Law power onto the material plane, would it be themed like Mechanus, regardless of what Good/Evil morality that god might also have, since it's only the law aspect?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">A pure expression of law? Yes, that's mechanus.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Which is the DUMBEST name ever.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Mech Anus.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ahahhahaa

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Mechanus is just one plane and expression of law out of many. Mechanus would work.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Riiiiight.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But so would others.

VAE:<font color="#000000">CAN NOT UNSEE

* Liatai thwaps Ghost with a fish. =3=

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">However.

* Ghostwish scampers under the couch. :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You should not THINK LIKE THAT. &gt;:T

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I should not?

Miron:<font color="#000000">To think like that is unthinkable!

Miron:<font color="#000000">Unless you think you can outthink the thinkers who thought it up.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Meany; I think Hatari was talking to Ghost.

Miron:<font color="#000000">But to think that way isn't very thoughtful.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Fucking D&amp;D alignment planes are practically just justified biggotry and putting undue attention onto the incredibly meta and arbitrary alignment system. Do not tie your character or their behavior down to 'lawful' and 'chaotic'. Ever. It's the most tasteless thing. Have them be who they are first, and then select an appropriate alignment that conforms to them and their behavior afterword. Never consider their god damn alignment and what an alignment would do when you're considering their choices and motives. &gt;|T

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That influence is my #1 peeve against even having an alignment system.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Agreed, Hatari

VAE:<font color="#000000">Allignment system is descriptive, not prescriptive.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">... that's probably the best way of summing it up I have ever heard.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and people using it the opposite way... that's hwere Lawful Stupid and Chaotic Stupid comes from.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I'm talking about a feat.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">....

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh. |T

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Fine. *bricked*

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ahaha.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Which summons a pure expression of Law too help in a fight.

* Railock throws alignment out the window

* VAE goes to fetch it

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Then yes, Inevitables are who you want.

* Glitch quietly plays devil's advocate and disagrees with Hatari, but won't make a big deal out of it.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Your taste sucks etc.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Bu..bu..but we need allignment. Without it.. hell, how would the Hand of Saint Cuthbert work?

Railock:<font color="#000000">so you disagree with even gygax who made the system?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Well of course you can disagree. You have every right to be wrong. :P

Glitch:<font color="#000000">what rail said. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Railock, argument to authority.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Now then.

VAE:<font color="#000000">THat's such invalid logic.

GM:<font color="#000000">When we're ready, can we get back to the plot? *brick'd*

Railock:<font color="#000000">no glitch. you are disagreeing with gygax

VAE:<font color="#000000">Regardless of who does it.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">NOPE. POINTLESS ARGUMENTS AWAY. *shoves DM under all the plushies*

VAE:<font color="#000000">Unless Gygax joins in and proves his position, that's not an argument.

* Glitch shoves the arguments under the couch. &quot;Yes, let us move on.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Do not invoke the Gygax. You are not worthy. XP

* Railock could go hunt down that artical he wrote

VAE:<font color="#000000">(which he can't because he's dead. Anyone got a Ressurect spell?)

GM:<font color="#000000">Noooooo *plushie'd*

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">HEATHEN.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Or at least Summon Spirit from Arcanum

Railock:<font color="#000000">but,. shall we start? so we can derail the plot already?

GM:<font color="#000000">ON WITH THE PLOT!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">ack brb

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Yes, quick, let's get into pointless arguments in character. XP

Railock:<font color="#000000">on with the faffing about!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yeah. Less OOC and more IC faffint

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">VAE you smell like a horse and your mother dresses you funny.

GM:<font color="#000000">Last session on Akellon... the party exorcised the demons of infighting and bitching. At least for a little while. They also exorcised an erinyes, much more permanently.

* Ghostwish runs.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">back

Miron:<font color="#000000">Wouldn't that be erinyes?

Railock:<font color="#000000">we so did not exorcise em! we juyst are letting them steam and plot

Miron:<font color="#000000">I mean, the book said they are demons of anger.. might have been outdated.

GM:<font color="#000000">In addition! They summoned an eladrin!

GM:<font color="#000000">Actually no, if you look in the mythology -- *brick'd*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Yaaay \o/

GM:<font color="#000000">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erinyes

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Meanwhile, in this room, these kids are still freakin' adorable.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">STRANGER DANGER, TEENY RIN. STRANGER DANGER

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">D'awwwww. *favorite room*

GM:<font color="#000000">Anyway, they summoned an eladrin... who then proceeded to threaten their malconvoker ally. Oops.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Deities of vengeance? So they're trying to impinge on *our* domain!

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Collateral damage. Acceptable. *ducks*

Miron:<font color="#000000">I can make you collateral damage with a flick of my finger... choose wisely.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Keep your finger out of your nose, please.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Someone has a finger up their nose, someone a rod up their arse.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Depends on whether you're a gnome or an elf.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">And then, we ended with an accord being reached for the eladrin's terms of service.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Well I wasn't gonna bring Gradia into this, but okay!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Which will not be said as its modern acronym. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">This isn't going how I expected at all! D| *paperworked*

GM:<font color="#000000">Any more RP to do tonight?

Miron:<font color="#000000">Yo know...

GM:<font color="#000000">If so, kick it off!

Miron:<font color="#000000">I'd argue for summoning a celestial of Saint Cuthbert, normally.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Thing is, they're hound archons.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Nothing specific leaps to mind.

Miron:<font color="#000000">*scared*

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Yeah, actually. Eladrin wants to get to know everyone and get more information.

GM:<font color="#000000">So, get to RPin'! \o/

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;So...&quot; The gowling-eyed Outsider looks around the assembled group.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Highest maintenance summon ever. *bricked!*

VAE:<font color="#000000">You knw.. his name

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I had notes on something called a headband of the loremaster. Now I don't know where it is. Darnit.

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's an unholy mixture between &quot;ser&quot;, the command form of the slovak verb &quot;to shit&quot; and terrier.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;If we are to fight together, I should get to know you. I knew Thomas Lazarus's name because he Called me, and I knew Lyle's name because it was his mark on the ritual, but I don't know the rest of you.&quot;

* Lyle Petersen quietly slips out, still trying to light that cigarette. =3=;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">http://exiledlandsdnd.wikispaces.com/Headband+of+the+Lorebinder

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt, meanwhile, slowly approaches, completely wide-eyed. He's in as much awe as when he saw the Lantern Archon for the first time.

High Elven Priest:<font color="#000000">You may hear a slightly delayed reprimand from the other room about lighting a cigarette in the sickroom.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron bends towards Anise &quot;Pity Flint isn't here.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">that looks so third-partyish...

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;You there!&quot; Serrier suddenly points at Tathi. &quot;How about you, elf? What's your name?&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">eh, headband of intellect. fuck it, I ain't over thinking this.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">DAMNIT TECH

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It might be. Or it might be based on what you found. I wanted to see if it jogged your memories. XP

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">If not, ignore it.

* Anise Berilan bends a little closer. &quot; We'll just have to make sure we survive to tell him about it, huh? Can't wait to see the look on his face. &quot; |3

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Excuse me. I will go rendezvous with Lyle. &quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Tathi Eyllisaearsithek.&quot; She says, with a slight incline of her head. &quot;Well met. Evoker, Loremaster, minor diviner. Head of a project to revive the home of the wood elves.&quot;

Miron: <font color="#000000">&quot;Hah, The world hasn't seen a more jealous inquisitor, I guess-&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;You do much good then, Tathi Ellisaersithek. I'm glad you are on this team. I always did like working with elves...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">A weary-looking but relieved Thomas steps back and quietly observes, now that his work is done. ^^;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I was going to ask if you ever did work with the divines of the elven religions..&quot;

Malachite:<font color="#000000">That weapon... so shiny... The pseudodragon's eyes are on the eladrin's armaments. 83

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Most of Queen Mowell's subjects are aligned with the gods of elves, yes. Especially the Firres.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Queen Mowell. Hrm. What check is that?

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Queen... Mowell?&quot; :.

* Tomiko Lazarus has calmed somewhat, but still seems pumped. An electric energy and confidence has infused her. An agent of the god she worships and considers so close to her heart, right here, fighting the same fight! &gt;:3 !

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Nobility, presumably. =3==

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(Queen Mowel and her Consorts, the Court of the Stars, are the Eladrin version of the Demon Lords/Archfiends. DM's call if that's applicable knowledge or not.)

Miron:<font color="#000000">''I wonder if I should have tagged along... either way, I'll talk to the lot of them tomorrow, with a few spells to help. That said, staring at an eladrin like that takes a proper man. If I had just heard of it, i'd have thought he's a dwarf. ''

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I myself am not sure. ^^;

* Dr. Hatari performs surgery on Meany's extra eyes.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(Talisid and the Five Companions are the Paragons for the Guardinals. The Celestial Hebdomad are the Paragons for the Archons.)

VAE:<font color="#000000">.. .

VAE:<font color="#000000">there's a gnome templar? Here?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Why am I not surprised you know this? =3= *brick'd*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yeah he's been there.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Now I see one more person that Miron will likely talk to.

Dorf Aias:<font color="#9933FF">The dwarf glances over at Tomiko. &quot;You're nae gonnae challenge him tae arm wrestling, ur you?&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I noticed the gnome templar too. :.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">er, Archdevils, I meant up above.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I didn't, and to be fair, in his state Miron wouldn't have noticed a regiment of gnomes carrying the flag of Kemmer to war.

* Tomiko Lazarus shoots Dorf a look. &quot;Does this look like a bar to you? We're not spilling pretzels and passing around cocky stories.&quot; &gt;:|

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr looks over at Edaric.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Maybe later. *3*

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Queen Mowell and the Court of the Stars are the leaders of all Eladrin.&quot;

Dorf Aias:<font color="#9933FF">Bait, line, sinker. The dwarf grins from ear to ear. &quot;And ye ca' yersel' a Kordite!&quot; He teases.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr then shifts his gaze over to Tomiko, and smiles. &quot;I see you are bursting with excitement over there, human.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;May I guess that you are related to Thomas Lazarus here?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;There is a very striking resemblance.&quot;

* Swallowtail is just praying quietly in Amayan, offering praise to the spirit.

Dorf Aias:<font color="#9933FF">Aye, they're both wankers. *ducks!*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Distrations *tableflip*

Miron:<font color="#000000">Eh.. Tom is allright most of the time... he's just too quick to trust the wrong people.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl sits.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">And rubs his forehead some. Ow.

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;Are you all right?&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh here it comes. &quot;I am Tomiko Angela Lazarus, daughter of Alexander Demetrius Lazarus; the strongest human to have ever lived. Kord is our patron and forebear. It's such an incredible honor to meet one of his agents!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom folds his hands in front of his waist and remains humbly quiet. ^^;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr grins. &quot;I see. It is an honor then, to fight with one of his adherants.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;--Which reminds me!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I'm possessed by an undead. That thing is letting out huge amounts of positive energy with every breath.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;ALTONOR! We're going!&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Come one!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;It's annoying at the best of times.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Minus e.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You are going where?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr looks over at Sszeyl. &quot;Ah yes. I noticed that when I arrived here. I see that it is...mostly under control.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Would that I could help with that, but alas, I cannot.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;To collect the Kordite clergy! They need to see this!&quot; \o/

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Dragons are stubborn at the best of times, but this is ridiculous.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;All right, fair enough.&quot; The drow creaks to a standing position. &quot;Going to get the Kordites, of course, inquisitor. Didn't you hear downstairs?&quot;

Masabel:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey, can I come? I've never seen a full-on Kordite shrine.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi glances over at her father. &quot;Going with them?&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Never? You're in for a treat.&quot; |3

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">For the record, no.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I am idling on the main menu for skyrim.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Changing settings.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Not playing.

* Altonor looks back at the long-haired drow. &quot;(Will you be all right staying here by yourself for a while, old man?)&quot; in Celestial.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I did... I still don't like the thought of you two of all the people going off to do something alone.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr seems to brighten up. &quot;A place of Kordites? Ah, I wish I could travel with you, but I think my presense is rather too noticeable at the moment.&quot;

* Tomiko Lazarus raises a brow and sneers. &quot;...?&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;And who're you?&quot; At Miron. &quot;We don't need babysitters!&quot;

* Viceth waves dismissively with a quiet smile. &quot;(I'm pretty sure I can avoid trouble in a Pelorite shrine, brother. I'm older than you are, remember.)&quot; |3

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Suddenly, Serrierr seems troubled by something, and turns his head to face the praying Swallowtail.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You don't need babysitters, you need tamers&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He steps closer and kneels down to her level, reaching out with his hand that isn't holding his meteor hammer to lightly touch her shoulder.

* Tomiko Lazarus scoffs darkly. &quot;I could just leave any time. Ingrate.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Come on, Alt.&quot; She turns and walks into the back.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Miss Lazarus? May I come? &quot;

* Swallowtail starts -- and skitters away, kowtowing and keeping up the praying.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Don't see why you couldn't, as long as you keep up.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Actually.. Tom probably should.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr seems more troubled--and suddenly, he's speaking Amayan.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;It would be good to walk around a little and see other places in the city&quot;

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;(I'll keep an eye on him.)&quot; The elf offers, heading over to the pews.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We'll assume before she gets too far, Gamal hears a murmured, &quot;Sure.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hell.. he's busy with his summons.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;(No, little one, it is I who is not worthy of your prayers.)&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;(Worship is for the gods, and for the gods alone. We are merely their servants. We can never raise ourselves above them, or even you. Please, rise. You need not supplicate yourself to me.)&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I kind of like how Tomi just has no idea who the Braxtons are still, haha.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">The drow head back -- only to duck out again with apologies and raised hands as the -entire room of refugees- started at them. =3=; Alternate route go!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sszeyl.. if you aren't feeling well here, mind tagging along and checking on them?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;(Please, stand by me as an equal.)&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd gets up...and probably keeps up easily enough

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Repostin'

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi glances over at her father. &quot;Going with them?&quot;

* Tomiko Lazarus doesn't care which little babies get spooked by their presence. Good, even! &gt;:|

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Not this time, no.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">meany?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Wazzup?

VAE:<font color="#000000">see above

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron asked Sszeyl to tag along the bunch, basically to make sure they don't blow up half the town.

* Swallowtail remains knelt in prayer. &quot;(But you are an ancestral spirit --)&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Do they even want me? And furthermore, would you be willing to defy standing orders with Ashmore unless you or Tom tag along as well.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is it far to the kordites miss?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I mean sneaking past you two is fun, but not when it'll cost you your jobs.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You're right. And Tom can't...&quot;

* Tomiko Lazarus shakes her head faintly. &quot;Just through some tunnels. It's basically just down the street, underground.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Anise?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;(And I am here to serve you, not the other way around.)&quot; Serrierr replies to Swallowtail.

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sure, I'll go.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thanks a lot. Whack them if they get too uppity.&quot;

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;The Olidamarrans have some moonshine, but if you're looking for the good stuff, ask Dorf. He knows where I've stashed it.&quot;

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">And off she goes!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;(Please...I would consider it a personal favor if you stand by me as an equal. Truly, it is those of us who begin to believe they are deserving of your worship who Fall into the depravity of the Fiends. We can never usurp that which is meant for the gods. We must always be reminded of our own station.)&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'm still entirely confident I could take Serrierr. You little Braxton upstarts wanna go..?! I'm ready to break some greater devils by now! *_*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Calm down. -_-;

Miron:<font color="#000000">''Good... I'll need some of that to even consider sleeping tonight.''

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">but breaking braxtons sounds like fun

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">But Blazblue remixes are playing I can't calm down *_*

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;(You are a High Spirit -- but -- if this is how you would prefer to be honored...)&quot; She stands, still with head bowed and staunchly refusing to make eye contact with anything above Serrierr's ankles.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Ohhh boy. Swallowtail has a foot fetish. *DUCKS*

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr sighs, and accepts what progress he can gain as he stands back up to full height.

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">The Kordite travellers have been copy-pasted onto the temple of badassness. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt is still basically completely stunned. O_O

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr then looks over at Edaric. &quot;...And how about you? What be your name?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr then seems to squint at Edaric...

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Edaric, sir.&quot; ... The bard takes a half-step back, after seeing what happened last time the eladrin gave someone a particularly intense look. &gt;.&gt;;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Still squinting, Serrierr continues. &quot;And...what be your talent?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr moves to sit down cross-legged on the grass of the courtyard.

* Tomiko Lazarus comes tromping back to the Kordite hideout with the barest of ceremony. Her introduction is basically raising a fist and declaring, &quot;Holy shit.&quot; *_*

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;There's been a development!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Speak clearer.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Adventuring, lute-playing, and getting in trouble, sir.&quot; A trace of a joke? :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">ugh, she came downstaird

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yes. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">I forgo

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I knew it!&quot; Serrierr suddenly exclaims, pointing dramatically at Edaric...though his expression is actually the most excited one he's put on since getting here. &quot;You are a Heartsinger!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Forget I said anything.

* Thomas Lazarus looks over. {:o

* Gamal-Junayd looks around the kordite, sizing up the fighting force there

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..A.. pardon..?&quot;

Kordite Priest:<font color="#000000">A shout of welcome went up as soon as the group entered the room past the gate-guards, as usual -- &quot;What news?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;I doubt it, whatever that is, sir -- you don't want to hear me sing. I'm a lutenist.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Despite Edaric's words, Serrierr is still beaming. Practically literally. His glow is actually slightly stronger, and he looks very happy. &quot;All Art, in any form, is a Song.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Found a big-ass resistance sleeping under the Pelorite temple, and a dozen new folks just rolled into town. Had a big-ass battle in the streets and wrecked some of the devils. Got one of their big names. Now we're talking about getting everybody organized out there for a meeting tomorrow. We'll finally be able to rally for a real stand-up fight.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;And all Songs come from the Heart.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Wow.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Look at all that sap you spilled on the floor.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;My dork brother even arrived and summoned one of the Brawler's seraphim! Freaking awesome.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">You best get lots of pancakes to mop it up with.

Kordite Punk:<font color="#000000">&quot;Are you freaking serious?!&quot; *w*

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;And you are one of those who can bring power forth from this, a true Artist, a true Heartsinger. I am no Firre, but I too have an appreication for Song.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yeah, dumbass!&quot; &gt;:O

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;You also forget that within three days, the temple of pelor is likely to be under siege, Miss.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I love the Kordites.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So much.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr then leans forward and clasps his hands together. &quot;Play me a song, Heartsinger!&quot; While he looks happy and friendly, it doesn't seem like a request.

Kordite Priestess:<font color="#000000">&quot;The Pelorites, mounting a resistance? Hot damn, they'll need our help.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;The olidimarrans have taken up with them as well.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Hey! ..We're tough.. D|

Kordite Priest:<font color="#000000">&quot;Three days?&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yeah. They've got the holdout 'traitor' Macers, some adventurers, their templars, an angel from the big guy. And they're asking for us.&quot;

Kordite Priest:<font color="#000000">&quot;And here I was thinking these devils were going to give us a challenge. Three days to prepare? Where are they? We'll kick their asses back to Hell and down a few circles!&quot; &gt;:3

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">The collective machismo in the room threatens to ignite.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;How well are you prepared to fight a siege? If they have enough to actually lay siege against us, how prepared are you for such a battle?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">If they lay a siege, it means they can't concentrate elsewhere.

Smoking Kordite:<font color="#000000">&quot;Uh, hello? We're Kordites.&quot;

* Tomiko Lazarus half-turns and eyes Gamal. &quot;...&quot; Brow raise.

Smoking Kordite:<font color="#000000">&quot;We're always prepared to fight, whoever, wherever!&quot; &gt;:D

Miron:<font color="#000000">I am just thinking it, because my writer is an arse.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sieges though, as a rule..are generally not very glorious, or very fun for anyone around. Lots of waiting and starving, and not nearly enough battling.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">urgh. Dammit. System is locking up again.

Cocky Kordite:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then we'll take the fight to them when they retreat!&quot; *w*

Kordite Priestess:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's the spirit!&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">there we go.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Making them retreat, means outlasting a siege. which could easily take years.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...how does a desert nomad know anything about seiges? :B

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not with Kordites at the helm.&quot; |3

* Tomiko Lazarus scoffs. &quot;We ain't sittin' tight and chilling out behind some walls while we let some fiend dipshits walk all over the city! Not after we've rallied! We're done being under siege! We've been under siege!&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I think a Knowledge (military tactics) check is called for. :B

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We're going to finally turn this around into an offensive! This is the beginning of the end for those fucking devils!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">he's been a merc/traveler

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Offensives are far more fun, we just need to make sure it isn't againt overwhelming odds. Which may happen if htey have enough for a true siege.&quot;

* Tomiko Lazarus just shoves Gamal back a pace. &quot;Tch.&quot;

Kordite Priest:<font color="#000000">An agreeing shout goes up from the other Kordites. &quot;Just tell us where the Pelorites are holed up, we'll take care of the rest!&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Take that talk back to the temple.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Tralala.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">well, I guess it then does make sense Gamal is messing it up and mis-applying it. :B Seiges generally don't work the same if they're on a single building -inside- of a city. :B

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;They can't fit an army big enough to stop all of us inside this city. Let's go!&quot; &gt;:|

Glitch:<font color="#000000">perfectly IC moment of &quot;you don't know as much as you think you do&quot;? :B

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Uhm -- all right.&quot; Ed unslings his lute, sitting on the grass... and pauses for a moment, trying to think of what to play. What do you play for a celestial? =3=;;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... dangit, Edmuse. Dangit, earworms.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The next thing that popped into my head after I wrote that line? Tenacious D, &quot;Tribute.&quot; =w=;

* Gamal-Junayd tenses up, and jumps, flipping up and over tomiko in a tumble (take ten tumble of 40 to move ten feet as a 5 foot step, jump of 36 (9 feet jump) to do so over her) and lands with his hand tapping the back of her neck. &quot;They may not be able to fit it in the city, but they can summon one unending if they have enough summoners. I'm just trying to keep the view as realistic.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">My first thought was Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. *headhang* u.u

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;And don't shove me.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Excuse me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXqPYte8tvc

Kordite Punk:<font color="#000000">&quot;Who's the jumpy cold fish, Tomi?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr tilts his head at Edaric, almost as if he knows what Ed's thinking. &quot;And any song you play need not be a song played before. You could make one up of your own, string together your thoughts and feelings in the different tones and notes. But play whatever you feel dedicated to.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd: <font color="#0">(( and now I expect to possibly be killed for that. but I've been wanting to pull that off for a bit ))

* Tomiko Lazarus swats at the finger. &quot;We're gonna stop Montclaire.&quot; She fires an annoyed squint back before stalking back out into the tunnels. &quot;Come on. It's this way.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Stop him, yes. But the more of us who live to see the end, the better.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">To the punk, &quot;I don't know; my brother runs with them.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">So much for introductions.

* Edaric starts. &quot;R-right. ... &quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+19 = 10 + 19 = 29&#160;  &#187; He begins to play.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...aw.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">aw man.

Glitch:<b><font color="#000000">so close.

</b>* Thomas Lazarus hums to assist? *bricked*

VAE:<font color="#000000">did he fail?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You were hoping for a 30+, I take it. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...ghaa, do I play out the 'success' scene I had in mind anyway? &gt;.&gt; Ah well, I arbitrarily assigned that &quot;DC&quot; anyway. I'll say &quot;close enough&quot; and play out the cool scene I was thinking of. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(Yes. :B )

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I am Gamal-Junayd of the Vigilant Guardians, and yes, her brother is among the guardians ranks.&quot;

Kordite Priest:<font color="#000000">&quot;Right, Barna, you come with me, we'll go check out these Pelorites.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">As Edaric starts to play, Serrierr listens. He's motionless for the first few bars, then...suddenly, Serrierr abruptly stands up.

Kordite Priestess:<font color="#000000">&quot;In the meantime! Everybody, UP! Let's get this camp stowed up and ready to go! Betcha you mugs can't carry all this in once trip!&quot; &gt;:3

Cocky Kordite:<font color="#000000">&quot;YOU'RE ON!&quot; &gt;:D

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He reaches with one hand over to the rope coiled over his other arm The Meteor Hammer is uncoiled and the rope spread between his hands as the hammer itself lowers near the floor.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">You can't come into a hall where people greet each other with headslams and start talking dour realism!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;How about one trip while moving at a full out run?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr then begins tap-swinging the metal sphere in a vertical circle, in time with Edaric's beat.

Kordite Priestess:<font color="#000000">&quot;Aah, they're just scrubs. But what do you say, scrubs?&quot; &gt;:D

Kordite Matron:<font color="#000000">A replying shout goes up! &gt;:D

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He takes a few steps backwards, for more room. The Meteor swings faster and faster.

Masabel:<font color="#000000">&quot; Damn. I can see why you like these people, ada. So vibrant.&quot; &gt;|3

Miron:<font color="#000000">He's a bit excitable, that celestial of theirs...

* Edaric picks up the pace of the playing, trying to keep time with the swinging of the hammer.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;It is good to be in high spirits...as long as one doesn't let it blind you to the truth. &quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">And then...Serrierr plucks the swinging rope, and the Meteor Hammer shoots off in another direction! It then is yanked back to Serrierr, and suddenly, he's moving through an extremely complex series of motions. Twisting, turning, and the meteor hammer is swinging around and shooting off in seeminglyrandom directions. The hammer swings up, to the side, over his own back, and Serrierr is even using his wings to control the hammer. It's clear he's executing fighting forms with his weapon...but at the same time...

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">HomeStarRunner: &quot;Buuuuu~&quot; |U

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">it's clear he's a dancer. Perform (dance) &#171; &#160;1d20+21 = 6 + 21 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Should I tip him?

Miron:<font color="#000000">yep.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">I read that as trip.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">As long as you don't try to put it in his thong or something.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Oh, I meant trip.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He steps and swings in time with Edaric's song, encouraging Edaric to play faster, more energetically.

* VAE actually didn't as much misread it, as the first thought of his went to cow-tipping

VAE:<font color="#000000">which'd be functionally identical to trip in this case.

* Edaric attempts to keep it up! &#171; &#160;1d20+19 = 15 + 19 = 34&#160;  &#187; Does this count as assisting? :B

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Up, down, and around the Meteor swings, in dizzyingly unfathomable and unpredictable ways, all the while, Serrierr twists and turns his body in a dance to Edaric's music that fills the hall of Pelor.

Ball of Light 1:<font color="#000000">Even the archons are beginning to bob in time.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">that counts as a crecendo and finale. ;D

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Badguys are knocked out everywhere. Babies are rescued. Plucky comic relief sidekicks are avenged!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">X3

Miron:<font color="#000000">''I wonder how happy the pelorites are he's making a tavern out of their bloody temple. Our priests would have kicked him out, celestial or not. ''

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr dances harder as Edaric's music picks up even further, everyone in the Hall feeling the thrum of the music as Serrier glows. In fact, it seems he really is amplifying Edaric's music, and everyone is feeling their spirits lifted. The music reaches the finale...and the Meteor Hammer suddenly blazes with golden light as on the final notes, it is swung up, over, and down in a wide arc in front of him, impacting the courtyard dirt with a very satisfying impact, finishing the song and dance.

VAE:<font color="#000000">impacting the courtyard dirt with a very satisfying impact

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr's eyes are closed, but he is visibly breathing with his muscled, broad chest slowly rising and falling.

VAE:<font color="#000000">department of redundancy department much?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Thump, then. I missed that. Sorry.

Gnome Templar:<font color="#000000">Given that the nearby templars are also smiling, and some of them are also tapping their feet along with it, I don't think they mind too much, Miron. Clearly, they needed this.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hmmmm. What say we wind down to the day-transition sleepskip during which Lia can visit her clients?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Smashing idea.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Doable.

* Ghostwish smashes Hatari.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Splendid.&quot; Serrierr declares with his eyes still closed.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes, please, if we can. :3

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(wait,lemme finish this first please! ^^; )

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr reins in his meteor hammer and recoils it around his arm. &quot;Well done, Edaric. You are indeed a truly talented Heartsinger.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahahaha

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I am friends with a Firre. His name is Tharalon. He is always looking for new sounds and music. I will recommend him to you.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;He will be only too happy to make your acquaintance.&quot;

* VAE looked at one of the templar tokens. Mature Templar... PILF (Priest, and you know the rest) ?

* VAE lawls

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Expect a visit from him someday. Enshrining your music will be an honor for him, I am sure.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr then looks to Thomas. &quot;Perhaps Thomaz Lazarus could bring him to you sooner sometime. Tharalon will know to answer.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus flinches. &quot;M-maybe. I needed help just to do this. We'll see.&quot; ^^;;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, indeed. The Enemy first, of course.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">And that, Meany.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Is how you get Outsider attention.

VAE:<font color="#000000">No

Glitch:<font color="#000000">With a +30 result on Perform.

VAE:<font color="#000000">you walk around nude

Glitch:<font color="#000000">:B

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Enshrine --&quot; Ed waves a hand quickly, dismissively. ^^; &quot;I'm not that good! It's just nice to play and lift people's spirits around here. It was like a little slice of the Tricksters' Feast.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">(outsider is a word used for someone weird, right?)

VAE:<font color="#000000">like, a creep.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Remember Gamal's blade dances?&quot; To the Guardians. :3

* VAE not sure .. that ws what the joke hinged on

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It can be, yes, but usually outsider is used more for a foreigner, stranger, or pariah.

Miron:<font color="#000000">''I wonder if he knows any Holy Archons of Justice, too. ''

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr smiles and shakes his head. &quot;Edaric, I say this with honesty, as a being of the Upper Planes, you are uncommonly talented.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">''Maybe I should ask him. ''

Glitch:<font color="#000000">okay, now I'm done. |3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Go, Lia! Go do ze petsitting!@

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I shall get lunch and hang out with Vargoth while he's still here for another 20 minutes. :B

* Glitch afz!

Ball of Light 1: <font color="#000000">He says as archons bob above the pond not sixty feet away from him. =3=

<font color="#000000"> *archon bop'd*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Okay, okay. Off I go! x3

Miron:<font color="#000000">Shut up, lightball, you aren't of my faith.

Ball of Light 1: <font color="#000000">.. I forgive your zealotry...

<font color="#000000"> *brick'd*

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Unsanity wants to watch this.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Just so y'all know.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">By all means, he may. :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">He picked a lousy time to lurk. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">Our archons inspire awe and fear, instead of being reading lights with an attitude.

* Dr. Hatari fiddles with Skyrim mods.

VAE:<font color="#000000">also, who may what? Will we have a visitor?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Yes.

VAE:<font color="#000000">?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">We will have a visitor.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Once he stops being a derp.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">:B

VAE:<font color="#000000">who?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Highschool friend

<font color="#0000ff">akellon has connected.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...Um.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">You put the campaign name into what was supposed to be your own name, friend. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I presume you are Unsanity?

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Yo.

akellon:<font color="#000000">yes what is going on

akellon:<font color="#000000">how do i fix it

Glitch:<font color="#000000">You have to disconnect and reconnect with a different name/

<font color="#0000ff">akellon is disconnected.

<font color="#0000ff">Unsanity has connected.

Unsanity:<font color="#000000">ok did it work

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Yep. You are Unsanity.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Anyway, nothing's going on right now. DM is gone for now. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Should be back in maybe 10, 20 minutes though

Unsanity:<font color="#000000">ok what am i looking at because i came to watch

Glitch:<font color="#000000">see the little planet icon at the top-right?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Click on it, then click on &quot;Yoriver - Temple of Pelor&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">That's where most folks are at the moment.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Great grandma's coat got stuck in wheelchair.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Waged epic war to free it.

Unsanity:<font color="#000000">ok

Unsanity:<font color="#000000">lol how it get there

Unsanity:<font color="#000000">so how long has this campain been going on

Glitch:<font color="#000000">There are 52 weeks in one year. We are two sessions away from having played this game for a cumulative exact two years.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Today is session 102. :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">probably over two years

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">theres been missed weeks

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh, definitely longer than two years if you count the missed weeks. That's why I said &quot;cumulative&quot; :B

Unsanity:<font color="#000000">how doses the die system work on this one

Glitch:<font color="#000000">have you played D&amp;D before?

Unsanity:<font color="#000000">yes just not like this just paper and hand made grids

Unsanity:<font color="#000000">you no the old way

Glitch:<font color="#000000">well, the dice work the same way--oh, you mean how to roll?

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's more like two and half years though

Glitch:<font color="#000000">put 1d20+7 in square brackets ][

Glitch:<font color="#000000">or 3d6+3. Or 11d37+19. :B

* Thomas Lazarus suddenly blurs with motion and attempts to intercept the attack with his blade! ((Wall of Blades technique. Parry roll: &#171; &#160;1d20+mod = 8 + 13 = 21&#160;  &#187;))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... who was Tom countering? :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">god

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hello, visitor! :3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sorry I'm late. ^^; I have a good excuse, though. Cake.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">CAKE!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">My great-uncle's birthday is today, and I told my mom to pass on my regards, since family parties take -hours.- :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well... on my way back from petsitting, I realized I'd passed the place where they were holding the party.

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">Neat

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so you stopped by eh?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Me: &quot;... don't be a scumbag, Lia, just pop in to say hi. =w= &quot; So I did. :B

* Liatai now has cake. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Great victoly

* Dr. Hatari has high jumps, dodge-tap keys, unarmed/dual weild parrying, and the unarmed/unarmored skill overhauls working to satisfactory levels.

* Dr. Hatari will defeat the vampires with pwnchin &gt;:O

Liatai:<font color="#000000">This is how my family is. As soon as I mentioned I couldn't stay long (&quot;heading to work,&quot; I said), mom, grandma, and several other relatives immediately pounced and said &quot;Take a plate with you when you go! &gt;:O &quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">What is it with you people and messaging me when I'm in the middle of a fight.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Ambushed by a vampire assassination squad. &quot;lias back&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">My grandmother even got up and started trying to fix me a plate before I persuaded her that lasagna would be very difficult to transport through the twisty hill-roads. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ack sorry. XD

<font color="#0000ff">Unsanity is disconnected.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Speaking of vampires. I found a copy of &quot;A Game At Dinner&quot; in Skyrim lately. It was in the New Gnisis Corner Club. I may have squeed. Just a little bit. &gt;.&gt;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">A little slice of Morrowind~ |D

* Ghostwish slides in.

GM:<font color="#000000">So, who's here and ready to continue?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Wakka wakka.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">NOT ME.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Yo.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">NOPE. TOTALLY NOT HERE.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">WAAAAUGH

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">My two cousins are watching.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">So, lots of porn and violence, okay? Their mom would love that.

GM:<font color="#000000">Hi Ghostcousins!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I found a mod that added Jump and Speed enchantments to the game, but the author was too busy being an elitist and relegating it to a 'modders resource' to set said enchantments to apply to some kind of equipment.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">They just stared. You're apparently horrifying. No, wait, they were looking at Hatari.

* Ghostwish ducks.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Your family is fictitious. I know you play while stuck to some mucous sack plastered to the high corner of a room.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I love you. Marry me.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">ack!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">back

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Hi Glitch.

VAE:<font color="#000000">haah

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh there you are. x3

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Say hello to cousins.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ghost is the Gravemind

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Or shoot them.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I don't care. :3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oh dang, Lia returned -just- after I left again. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I went to watch some select scenes from Korra immediately after Tom's random wall of blades parry. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oops. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000"> Ghost's relatives, a big raised middle finger from across the big pond! Also, watching through people's shoulders is impolite!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">My cousin is trying to steal my keyboard. You may have found a challanger, VAE.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Fucking socialist&quot; yup.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">is your cousin as big a troll as you are?

VAE:<font color="#000000"> You meant, fucking commie eastern european lynx.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">It runs in the family. And she's a 90 lb 14 year old girl. TAKE A GUESS.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">as long as she's not a duck

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">We're not for official titles here, VAE!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">*creepy furry.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">what is going on here. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">(sorry for derailing the game, Liatai. XP)

GM:<font color="#000000">I don't know, Glitch.

GM:<font color="#000000">I don't know. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Glitch! Remove cranium from recturm! I haz family here. They are delicious.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">France france france.

* VAE proud to be a creep, too

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">ghost. that was wrong on so many levels considering waht you said earlier

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Don't. Even. Go there. You inbred commy.

VAE:<font color="#000000">http://wemeantwell.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/head_up_ass.jpg

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I'm not clicking that.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Good choice. It pertains to you. XD

GM:<font color="#000000">Shall we return to the plot?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Nah.

* Ghostwish ducks.

VAE:<font color="#000000">you don't want to look at your port- ghost got it.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Yes, yes we shall.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot; ... Tom, what's a firre? &quot; ^^;;;;;;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Better gear up for all that not paying attention you're about to do.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Where we last left off, the bigass Eladrin put on a dancing show. I have Safety Dance stuck in my head, and now you do too.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">What?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Oh.

* Ghostwish slaps Hatari. :P

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">No, no we don't. My music is blasting.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">GAME ON BE ATCHES.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Since when does one call farting &quot;music&quot;, ghost

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Kiss my ass and find out.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I WILL VIBRATE YOUR SKULL.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">:14 lagcheck liatai?

VAE:<font color="#000000">I will leave that to your cousin :3

* Glitch resists urge to tab away. -3-

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:14 at :15

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Seems good.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I'll sit on one later. I can assure you, this always happens.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Trying to hunt down a token. ^^;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hatari? Ya there? Ed asked Tom a question. :B

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Though this guy will probably end up answering it anyway, it's only fair to let Tom (try to) answer first. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; I have no idea.&quot; =3=

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Thought so. :B

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Doo doo dee doo.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You hokey Pokemon-like not-Angel divisions are a mystery to me.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hubba hubba zoot zot

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr softly smiles and shakes his head. &quot;A Firre is anther kind of Eladrin. I am a Shiradi, we are the Eladrin battlemasters an warriors.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Deba uba zat zat, a nom nom.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">*and warriors

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I still say it's num num.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hubba hubba zoot zoot

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's nom nom, definitely

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Deba uba zat zat, a num num.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Firres are the spellmasters and keepers of art among the Eladrin.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">A hoorepa hoorepa, a-huh hoorepa, a num nummmm.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ha-hoo hepa hoo hepa a-ha hoo-hepa a nom nom

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Seriously, cut it out.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We have IRC for facerolling.

GM:<font color="#000000">Right, sorry.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So..anyone up for racing on the way back?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;They are always looking to preserve and protect all those who produce Art of any kind.&quot;

Smoking Kordite:<font color="#000000">&quot;You're on, mummy!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;then...lets go&quot; and he takes off with his 5 speed

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Gamal the Snail.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">50 speed

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">missed the 0

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... this preserving doesn't have anything to do with confinement or petrification does it, I'd really like no part in that please.&quot; &gt;: That statement came out awfully quickly.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr blinks. &quot;...Why...no, not at all.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Whatever gave you that idea?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Bad experiences in the past, let's leave it at that...&quot; ^^;;;;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Congratulations Ed, you successfully confuddled a Celestial.

Smoking Kordite:<font color="#000000">Alas, the Kordite is but mortal, and only has a 30-foot land speed. :B

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;So! Is there anyone else here I should know?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Introductions will come as they will, I suppose. There are tons of folks defending this temple now, it seems.&quot; ^^;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr does take note of the elderly High Priestess, meanwhile.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt, I suspect

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">when they get back to the temple &quot;You need to train your legs more. The faster you can reach where you need to be in battle, the more likely things will go your way.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well met to you, High Priestess. You have done well, holding what seems to be the last bastion of this city together.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt's still just staring wide-eyed. He seems to be in a waking coma.

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's an honor, Serrierr. Thank you for coming to help us.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;In that manner, then...Thomas Lazarus?&quot; Serrierr looks over to him. &quot;If you would be so kind, could we convene so that I may be better informed on the exact details of the situation? So far, you have only given me somewhat of a vague idea.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;We certainly seem to be in unconventional warfare, which is the specialty of my kind, but unconventional warfare often depends on overlooked details.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm afraid I'm in a similar boat, but, very well. I'll do what I can.&quot; Off-screen. =w=

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I need to know who we all have on our side, how many Enemies have been seen, what battles have been fought so far, what supplies we have to work with...&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I am no master strategist, that is the job of the Ghaeles, but I will do my best.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Beh, alright. :B Offscreen it is.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Why am I having Serrier speak with Schwarzenneger voice from Conan the Barbarian?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Damn straight. *bricked*

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">So, assuming then Serrierr gets a tour throughout the temple and meets with the people present.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I thought we already agreed to sleep into timeskip before people came back and resumed faffing this scene out.

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">&quot;In that light... you have all had a long day. Please, rest wherever you wish. We will be holding our meeting shortly after first light tomorrow.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">did we? I never saw that. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Anyway, though.

Miron:<font color="#000000">*approaches Dorf*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Didn't Miron have something he wanted to ask~?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Say... Anise said that there's some booze 'round these parts...&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">and yes, but he'll prob'ly do that as departing.

VAE:<font color="#000000">He was just wondering whether he has met any of Saint Cuthbert's angels, and musing on whether to ask.

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Have you seen the forge-cavern? If not, just ask one of the lantern archons, and they'll show you the way. The meeting room is just off the forge-cavern.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">but first of all, booze.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;May I presume that I am invited to this meeting, High Preistess?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And that you know how to get some, too..&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Is ghost even here

VAE:<font color="#000000">if not, I am a moron.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">No shirt, no shoes, no meeting.

Dorf Aias:<font color="#9933FF">The dwarf looks over. &quot;Eh? Ahhh.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">I SHIRT FOR NO ONE.

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Of course, Serrierr... ... ... If... our tunnels are not too small for you.&quot; ^^;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can manage.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah.. today I'm gonna need a bottle or two just to think about sleep.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#000000">A KINDRED SPIRIT! :O *brick'd*

VAE:<font color="#000000">RAM

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Holy shit!

VAE:<font color="#000000">ABtP

Liatai:<font color="#000000">...

VAE:<font color="#000000">we need you too

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That isn't Ram dork.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">That wasn't Ram.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">That was me. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">wasn't?

Dorf Aias:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;She's git some hidden under a kip downstairs.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">-wait--

* VAE headdesk

Glitch:<font color="#000000">DAMMIT LIA! XP

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thanks.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Okay, i'm super confused now

Glitch:<font color="#000000">You had me going there for a sec! I was checking the Connections and everything!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You guys are the biggest rubes. =w=;;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Oh well. At any rate, Gnogglebolt is eventually led to a place of sleeping while still in a bit of a daze.

Miron:<font color="#000000">As Miron goes off to ethanolize his nervous system, he tops by the celestial for a brief moment. &quot;. . . Sir Angel.. or Eladrin... I .. if I could ask..?&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">so...is there a push for timeskip now, and should we start moving our tokens to the 'meeting' area? Or is the Kordites arriving going to be played, or what...

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Oh, nevermind. :3

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr, as he's walking about, blinks and looks down at Miron. Upon seeing him...Serrierr seems to wrinkle his nose a bit, but response. &quot;Yes? Go ahead, speak, what do you wish to ask?&quot;

Kordite Priestess:<font color="#000000">It's hard to miss the Kordites arriving. BANG BOOM SCRAPE SHOUT. Seems they brought all their supplies with them in one go. :B

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">*but responds

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's just..as you seem to be .. together with the rest of the heavenly spirits... have you met the Holy Archons of Justice that serve our lord?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(hey Hatari, maybe say Thomas is nearby for this one) &quot;Your lord? Ah...&quot; Then Serrierr quirks his head a bit--though his eyes are solid orbs of light, the way he moved his head is the way how someone would move their head when -rolling their eyes-. &quot;You mean Old Heavy-Handed.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes. I've met them.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The Kordites return. Vault Hunters everywhere look up and reflexively trip their &quot;Badass sighted&quot; random banter.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why do you ask?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisior frowns at the... . adjective. &quot;What. .what are they like? I have never witnessed one coming to earth.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I know about them from our holy books.. I ... I just wonder..&quot;

Kordite Priest:<font color="#000000">... they're singing a drinking song as they heft in crates of food, drink, and weaponry. |D

* Thomas Lazarus keeps his feet well out of the pool of faction bias. Impartiality and tolerance are Pelorite virtues. =3=

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">reposting. when they get back to the temple, to the smoking one &quot;You need to train your legs more. The faster you can reach where you need to be in battle, the more likely things will go your way.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr actually snort-scoffs. Celestials can do that? &quot;They're like the Lord they serve, I'll give them that much. I suppose if you are an Adherant of Old Heavy-Handed, you'll probably like them, too.&quot;

Smoking Kordite:<font color="#000000">&quot;How the hell -- did you get so fast?!&quot; *w*

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;The running of the bears.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">*shot*

Kordite Priestess:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oye. Tomi. What was your brother's name again?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Thank you.. thank you I guess.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Tom.&quot; She sets down a crate.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You can't miss him. We're twins.&quot;

Kordite Priestess:<font color="#000000">&quot;He a Pelorite?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr shrugs. &quot;I've run errands to the other Upper Planes from time to time. Personally, I dread having to visit the domain of The Cudgel.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">He a-going to kick your teeth in? =3=

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">*more shot*

Miron:<font color="#000000">''Ah well. What could have I expected... at least something.''

Kordite Priestess:<font color="#000000">&quot;I got some questions for him if he is.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why.. why would anyone dread visiting the Holy Basilica!?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;So regimented and controlled. Stuck-up and uncreative, the lot of them...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It is a place of order and justice where thousands of souls...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;...&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;By seeking to emulate the wind and the flame. All the strength in the world means naught, if you cannot get it to where it would best be applied.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yeah, he took after mom.. still gotten pretty tough lately, though. Cut down some devils with us a little while ago. Ahh.. it was a fun battle. They surrounded our whole hideout stable. Had a dozen of the fuckers on both entrances. Then just we Lazaruses held off the whole southern advance.&quot; She seems fond of the memory. |3

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Even the rest of the Archons aren't as uninteresting as the ones that serve The Cudgel.&quot;

Kordite Priestess:<font color="#000000">&quot;....&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Viceth's efforts are forgotten! \o/ *bricked*

Miron:<font color="#000000">''A celestial blaspheming...I think I have seen everything. ''

Kordite Priestess:<font color="#000000">&quot;WAIT A GOD-DAMN MINUTE.&quot; The Kordite woman suddenly rounds on Gamal and points. *w*

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr shrugs again. &quot;Oh well. At least even they have their uses, sometimes.&quot;

Kordite Priestess:<font color="#000000">&quot;YOU!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor appears at a loss for words.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm?&quot;

* Altonor reflexively starts before he realizes it's not someone pointing at him this time. *brick'd!*

* Thomas Lazarus frowns.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Was there anything else you needed, gnome? What be your name, by the way?&quot;

Kordite Priestess:<font color="#000000">&quot;Your name -- you said it was Gamal-Something of the desert-something. And what you said just now -- Did you fight an Edgar Alfarson in Castleton a while back?&quot; &gt;:3

* Dr. Hatari snerks.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Miron Steelsprocket, Inquisitor Miron Segras Ironwrit Steelsprocket, Braxton Falls branch... and ... I believe that I have no more to ask.&quot;

Kordite Priest:<font color="#000000">&quot;Gamal-Junayd of the... something.&quot; =w=;

* Tomiko Lazarus gives Gamal an inquisitive look.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes, yes I did. It was a friendly bout as part of the festival.&quot; (insert correct festival name, it escapes me at the moment

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and I told them gamal-Junayd of the vigilant guardians, heh

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh..? Fought Father Alfarson's boy, did you? How did that go?&quot; |3

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well-met anyway, Miron Steelsprocket. I would say I'm surprised at one of your kind revering The Cudgel, but actually, I'll thank you for it. Being different and free, not conforming to expectations, these are virtues we Eladrin hold dear.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Even if you'd choose your freedom in a way we wouldn't, I would defend to the death your right to choose.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;When it comes to grapples..he has the better of me. outside of wrestling though, I was able to wear him down.&quot;

* Kordite Priestess clears her throat in Tomi's direction.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;My kind.. most of my kind isn't anymore. My family were Rill Cleverthrush worshippers... In a way, his church was much like mine, just... quieter.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Miron grows nautious from the unabashed freedom-talk. Fort save!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">brb, checking on dinner, beating cousins, good times.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I see. Interesting.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Though of course, I should also say the reason why we Eladrin don't hold Old Heavy-Handed or his adherants in high esteem is their tendancy to infringe on the freedoms of others. Try not to do that while I'm around. It might make me mad.&quot; Serrierr says completely jovially, before walking away.

* Tomiko Lazarus raises her palms in defense and backs off.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Been distracted. Where'd V vanish to?

Miron:<font color="#000000">*frowns even harder*

Kordite Priestess:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hah! At least he's remembering what his mama taught him.&quot; &gt;|D &quot;Well now, we simply must battle!&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Who?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I am always up for some practice.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;...I sense a fight.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;A fight that I simply must watch.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr goes looking for a fight!

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">The high elf turns, quirking an eyebrow. &quot;A fight? Where?&quot;

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">She follows.

Kordite Priestess:<font color="#000000">Unfortunately, the priestess isn't statted out. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The tales of the wise fool compare the bees and the flies. The first ones serve their duty, the second ones know only freedom.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(where is the fight, incidentally? :B )

Kordite Priest:<font color="#000000">&quot;Might be a bad impression to wreck the Pelorite basement.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(oh. Curses. Foiled. :B )

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It's just a Kordite underground talking about a fight.

VAE:<font color="#000000">(that was supposedly said before the eladrin GTFO'd completely(

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Which they talk about like normal people use the word 'the'.

Kordite Priestess:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hah... right. Pelorites.&quot; =w=

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;But, should we not defer untill after we have cleared out the devils form the town? If we were engaged and became injured jest before they launched a sneak attack, it might mean some of them get away before we havea chance to crush them all.&quot;

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey, if we're sparring, I want a go, too! -- After the devils are gone, of course.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">wow bullseye. XD

* Tomiko Lazarus gives Gamal an incredulous look.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">dragged rin RIGHT onto tomiko. XP

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">MY EYE

Kordite Priestess:<font color="#000000">&quot;All right, who's got some paper. We need to start a fight club list.&quot; |D

Teeny Rin 1:<font color="#9933FF">GOTCHA BITCH

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;We could perhaps have a battle royale after for those who wish to join? Or a Tournament?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">At any rate, Serrierr spends the night patrolling the inside of the Temple, keeping his Sight peeled outside the windows to check for threats.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He can See that which others do not.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Heh. So he let the remark slide XD

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;There'll be time for that. Come on, we've got a big Kordite fightin' seraph right upstairs, just floating around. You need to meet him!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt has since gone to sleep.

Kordite Priest:<font color="#000000">&quot;A tournament! That sounds like just the thing to lift the bad spirits that'll be left hovering around!&quot; &gt;:D

You whisper to Liatai: should I have Miron inquire about the gnomish templar next to their bench before going to sleep, or tomorrow In-game

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;You. Serrierr. I'll keep this brief because being in your general vacinity is giving me sunburn.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Are you well-travelled in the mortal world?&quot;

Liatai whispers: How about tomorrow? :3

You whisper to Liatai: Fair.

You whisper to Liatai: Either makes sense for him

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">My cousin is such a neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( As are you. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cc0066">(( Programmer. :p ))

Miron:<font color="#000000">After a conversation with the thoroughly blasphemous heavenly being, the inquisitor sighs, gets up from his bench, and goes on a lookout for the booze stash Dorf was mentioning.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm?&quot; Serrierr turns to Sszeyl. &quot;I'm not sure what you would consider 'well-traveled', but I have visited the Materium before.&quot;

Masabel:<font color="#000000">The two warrior drow have settled into a corner for a trance. How they can trance through the Kordite entrance is a mystery.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;This is not my first visit.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl unrolls the painting of the gate with Salishea. &quot;Do you know this place?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr leans in and squints at the painting.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;...I'm afraid I do not. I am sorry.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">if your cousins a nerd, get her to start rolling up chars. prove she's one of us!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Actually, you would be better off asking a Firre, if you could contact one.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Thank you for taking the time to answer.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">ACK

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Back up!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Scratch Serrierr's lines.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl just backflips repeatedly back to his se-whatnow?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr leans in and squints at the painting.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;....Strange.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Backflip progress PAUSED.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;...It looks like one of the Mountains of Celestia. But...not exactly. Some details are different.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;...In fact, it almost looks like an artist's interpretation of one of the Mountains.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I could not accurately paint it.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;The memory was painful to look at.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;It is, even as a painting.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom spends the evening hovering about and doing this or that little odd thing, making sure folks (largely civilians) are taken care of and comfortable.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;...then I think this is indeed one of the Mountains of Celestia. And...you painted this yourself?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good drow, this is a truly splendid painting as well.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;My friend Tharalon would be ecstatic to see it.&quot;

Kan Redleaf:<font color="#000000">Tom will doubtlessly notice the pile of kids sleeping on and around a fox and a giant tiger.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Also WHY ARE YOU GOOD.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;This is the mountains of Celestia?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">these are*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Urge.. to.. d'aww.. overwhelming.. ... ..must.. retain dignity.. |X

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;It would seem so. The painting looks almost, but not exactly like one of them, but if you said this was what you painted after a mere glimpse of a memory...&quot;

Frisk:<font color="#000000">The fox seems to be using the (unarmored) knight as a pillow.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then yes. This painting depicts a slice of Celestia, is my guess.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I would just d'aww, really. Maybe even nap there too!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I can't look creepy; I don't even know them. |T

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;But.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">''Darnit. *bricked*''

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;That makes no sense.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;In fact...may I hold this painting for a few hours? I would like to admire it longer.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I believe this is the second time someone has made that connection.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Your brushwork is most pleasing to the eye.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;But this portal exists in the undersark.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">underdark*

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Yes, you may.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr blinks, then looks around.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;The Underdark, you say....&quot; Serrierr kneels down closer to Sszeyl, and leans in as if conspiratorily.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;...You want to know a secret?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Oh gods the ouch. &quot;If you feel like sharing one.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's not that hard to break into the Upper Planes. It's not that hard to break into any of the Planes.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Mortal magic can accomplish it.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Except the elemental plane of locks. Beware the native rogues.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">._.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl just locks up.

Olidamarran Priest:<font color="#000000">You mean Olidamarra's holy realms? |3

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;And if mortal magic can accomplish it, what do you think other Outsiders can do? What do you think we Celestials are usually busy with? Living our lives and...fighting off the random covert incursions of The Enemy...while we send our own incursions to them.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Such things are almost universally done on small scales, though. The larger the incursion, the quicker we find and crush it. If you say this is a portal from the Underdark to Celestia...this is not impossible, but I wonder why it was not closed.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;A mystery indeed.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Still locked up.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">You could probably poke him and he'd fall over. Locked in this pose.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr stands back up. &quot;I'll distance myself from you to keep that upstart stubborn dragon in your head from throwing further tantrums.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr walks away.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=3=;;; &quot; Hey.. are you okay? Calm down.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I think you should sleep tonight. =3=c

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We should ALL do the sleep! &gt;:O

Miron:<font color="#000000">Someone is spending the night in the company of a bottle or three already.

Sszeyl: <font color="#CC0066">&quot;Well that offends a major part of my existence.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Oh well.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr continues his vigilant patrol.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">cousins and I are watching DBZ abridged. aunt and uncle gonna hate me something harsh

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom seems vexed, but lets it go.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I was halfway surprised no one called me out on the Kria reference. :B http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_944.php

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&quot;IMMA PLANT ME A DUMBASS TREE!&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Lia; I must have missed it. By who? :B

GM:<font color="#000000">All right, choose your beds, settle in for sleep... because we're gonna be timeskipping!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Kordite Priestess. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well now, we simply must battle!&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ah well. :B

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Oh, yeah.

GM:<font color="#000000">The four northern rooms in the basement have open beds.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">And Serrierr does get the painting from Sszeyl before he walked away. During his patrol, Serrierr is frequently just staring at it, admiring every bit of it.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">This is a really nice painting!

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron ends up in the same room as Swallowtail and Anise. Considering he's carrying bottles, he's probably excused.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Buh, distraction comic. =w=;;

VAE:<font color="#000000">As an aside, Glitch, ever read the book relating to nine hells? I was just reminded of something.

VAE:<font color="#000000">According to one legend, St. Cuthbert became a full god when he sided with Asmodeus after he came up with the insight that without punishment to enforce it laws are meaningless.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">the Fiendish Codex books?

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep, there are two

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I've buzzed them once each, never read them in-depth.

VAE:<font color="#000000">one of the infinite layers of abyss, and one of nine hells

VAE:<font color="#000000">I read the hell one. It's good.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Essentially DnD hell is a corporate enviroment

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The Lazaruses crash a bit later than the rest.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">That much I knew.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Devils -actually- do paperwork. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sszeyl doesn't sleep.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">As usual.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Though he does do odd-jobs while everyone else does.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Safeguard safeguard...

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sweeping floors.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Doing dishes.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Polishing the pews.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Scrubbing the ceiling.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Sharpening the pews.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Sharpening the pews.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Hey!

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">83

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Sooooo.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Everyone be ready for timeskippy to next morning?

GM:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 75&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

GM:<font color="#000000">Dawn of a New Day - Bahamon 2nd, a snowy day.

GM:<font color="#000000">48 HOURS REMAIN

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

<font color="#0000ff">Liatai is disconnected.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">=3=c

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">You...what have you done?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">What the hells. XD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We're on our own.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I say we charge the main gates.

<font color="#0000ff">Liatai has connected.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Yo.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Song of time! Song of time! What do you mean we have to 'learn' it first? D: Glitch:<font color="#000000">Sent lia the few lines she missed, also.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Last I saw was me saying &quot;48 HOURS REMAIN.&quot; ^^;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">sent from that line already anyway. :B

* Gamal-Junayd gets up, and begins his morning stretches, before finding the kitchen, and offering to help with breakfast. (Profession(Cook) Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 4 + 13 = 17&#160;  &#187;)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ohrite, spells.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt eventually wakes up...as all the events of the previous day start catching up with him.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Man, so much happened.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom is up before dawn, and joins what is quite likely a large chunk of the rest of the clergy in quiet prayer in the garden.

Choir Leader:<font color="#000000">Hope you don't mind helping with LOTS of breakfast, Gamal.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">This person ... ... ... is used to sleeping weird hours, and is poised to sleep through the whole day unless disturbed. |D~

* Gamal-Junayd helps away. uses some of his own spices to help give a variety of meal choices

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&#171; &#160;10+5 = 10 + 5 = 15&#160; <font color="#CC0066">&#187; Cooking check, taking 10.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">=3=

Acolyte:<font color="#000000">There's not a lot of variety to be had... mostly vegetable stew and bread.

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">Firaira is about, but not involved in any particular activity. She sticks to herself.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">okay cousins are gone you can put your porn back on, hatari

Masabel:<font color="#000000">&quot;(Hey, 'Firaira.' Still sticking to whiteface?)&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Elves, at least the full one, are about early, trying to help around the compound.

Masabel:<font color="#000000">Sorry, in Celestial.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr also helps where he can. He even helped tend to the sick and injured during the night, in addition to looking out the windows for threats.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Vandal imps look in church windows. See 11 foot tall glowing angel glaring imperiously down at them. &quot;Well. That escalated quickly.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">She glances over. &quot;(In this company? Definitely. Especially with that uppity gnome.)&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Imps also gets smashed by a meteor hammer as big as they are. Through the window. :B

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Now -that's- escalating' it quickly. :U

Masabel:<font color="#000000">&quot;(Bah. He probably already thinks you're one of us since you were with us. Dad's still trying to make up with him for what happened in Thalinde. Think it'll work?)&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Lying in bed, the inquisitor sleeps, but doesn't rest. ''He's in the middle of a stable, with Gradia and the others on his side. &quot;Casters, fire!&quot;, her voice resounds through the dark, smelly surroundings. He obeys, and the middle of the building once again sets ablaze in a shower of rock and fire. As the smoke clears... instead of the drow and his wretches.. Tom, Swallowtail and Anise lie on the ground, some still,some twitching. Behind them Altonor is laughing. Suddenly... the Yoriver inquisitors show up, one of them carrying Saint Cuthbert's Hand. &quot;Traitors.. .you have sided with the renegades and attempted to sabotage our operation. Such warrants death.&quot;... moments later Miron sees himself standing in front of a noose, Gradia to his left and Marty to his right. A hard-faced dwarven inquisitor... it's Alaric Dellode, reads a long scroll with numerous accusations of disorderly conduct and heresy. He looks at Miron. &quot;I should have never taken you in, Steelsprocket. You are a disgrace, a pathetic failure hiding behind the Inquisitor's badge. You deserve A BOOT IN THE FACE&quot;... with those words, Alaric's face becomes that of Cal'tel and the inquisitor wakes up.&quot;''

Dorf Aias:<font color="#9933FF">The dwarf is up with morning prayer, and hey! Where's those other dwarves at- MOTHER OF TEXT

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">... oh dear, I hope that hammer is immaterial.

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">It's terribly cold outside, after all. =w=

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Nope. It wasn't. Serrierr smashed the windows before the imps could. :U 'DIS IS 'OW WE ELADRIN DO DA JUSTICE THANG.

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;(There is a reason we do not have leaden mace in elven lands. They are far too stuck in their ways. Now, for a direct answer? Probably not. He seems as leaden as his mace.&quot;)

Miron:<font color="#000000">''I haven't.. I couldn't..WHAT.. ARE.. DIE!'' *SMASH*

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(and just in case anyone missed it and is confused, this is not actually canon. -3- )

Luanne Selaren:<b><font color="#000000">Those windows are over a century old. *_*

</b>Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tomi sleeps like a rock, sprawled haphazardly over the not-quite-big-enough bunk. She dreams of food. ~D| *bricked*

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor falls from his bed, and wakes up.

* Swallowtail starts awake, snapping out her tessen. ... Does she sleep with that thing under her pillow?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt makes his way to the couryard and sits in the bench, idly watching the slowly moving Lantern Archons.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">So much to process from yesterday.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Good morning.&quot;

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;N'body move, I goddis --&quot; Anise rolls out of bed. WHUMP. =w=;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Uncharacteristically, it takes Gnogglebolt some time before he responds with a &quot; Mornin', Thomas...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">The Drow stops in, puts people back in their beds, and steps out. Is he covered in -flour-? =3=

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;... what the hell. &quot; =w=;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron struggles to gather himself up from the floor. &quot;Fuck... I .. fuck.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He's still staring blankly at the serene orbs of light.

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;You okay, Miron?&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">This entire church desperately needs a shipment of coffee, it seems.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Eventually, Gnogglebolt takes a deep breath and takes out a sheaf of parchment. It seems to be everything he wrote down from the readings of the boxy scanning device before it crumbled to pieces.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">...But even then, it seems like he's staring blankly past the papers, rather than at what's on the papers.

Miron:<font color="#000000">*sigh* &quot;If I tell you Gradia,I and Marty were about to be hanged and the judge turned into fucking Cal'tel of all the possible fucking fucks that fuck about in this fucking world, would that explain anything?&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">~D| ... ~D|{ The wall separating bedrooms gets kicked with a dangerously loud thud. Little fragments of dust and debris drift down from the room. &quot; Sudup..&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">And it was supposed to be boot in the head, I fucked up, ugh

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'm almost as bad as tech

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck.&quot; =w=;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Dinner time! AFK!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah. Fuck.&quot;

* Edaric decides to not do his warm-up playing in the same room with Tom's sister. =3=;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+19 = 17 + 19 = 36&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Perform check... because the ill and injured need lifted spirits, too. :3

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Come back~ you look delicious~ |D

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;8| !

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Despite what you've heard, it's not bards that are incredible and edible. |D;;;;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron attempts to dry himself with whatever bedsheets aren't completely sweaty, then puts on his robe, and begins his morning prayer.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom concludes his prayers and stands. He looks about, then up to the open sky. &quot;...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Let's see..&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">And a pigeon poops on his face.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">*all of the stabbings*

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Moments after Edaric starts playing, Serrierr is suddenly in the same room.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Through the Medium sized doors.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Though he doesn't seem to be dancing this time. He just 'happens' to be patrolling through here at the moment.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Today.. the high priestess had planned to have our 'group leaders' meet. And..&quot; He rubs his chin in thought. &quot;..I said I would meet the Inquisitor who left here. That elf fellow. Gosh.. I don't even remember his name. And then the real local Mace authorities. ... Although I'm not sure that'll be such a good idea anymore, after having aided and abetting criminals ...and.. destroying their fiends.&quot; &gt;.&gt;;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt blinks and looks up, then his memory comes back to him.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh yeah. No kidding.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let's definitely do our meeting here first, though.&quot;

Ball of Light 4:<font color="#000000">&quot; Excuse me... Vigilant Guardians? &quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">After a while, he gets up again, and cracks his neck. &quot;So... I should prob'ly find those inquisitors you told me about. I have looked at a few prayers not quite as easy to fuck around as Zone of Truth.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Good morning.&quot; :3

Ball of Light 4:<font color="#000000">&quot; Good morning. I hope you slept well. &quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm not so sure you should go into the den of--hmm? Yes?&quot; Gnogglebolt looks up as another Archon approaches. Gnogglebolt bows his head respectfully.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also, did I mention Swallowtail's token looks super cute?

Ball of Light 4:<font color="#000000">&quot; The High Priestess is convening a meeting now. &quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Lies. I am not cute. &gt;|

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt nods. &quot;Thank you. We'll be there shortly.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">A wild drow appears.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Is it some kind of NPC scout thing where they all hate being called cute?

VAE:<font color="#000000">you totally are. The lynxes said so.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt gets up from the bench, still looking through his papers.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...I think I can do it now, Thomas...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hmmm..? Devices to banish fiends?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">does Anise reply anything?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah. Like I was saying, the grenades I made earlier could only get rid of quickly-summoned things. It couldn't banish something like Serrierr in the way you brought him here.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...But I think I can now.&quot;

* Edaric stands and stretches after the morning's warmups -- and suddenly erks as he notices the celestial. &quot;-- Good morning.&quot; o.o

* Thomas Lazarus rubs his chin while looking at the ball of light. &quot;May I ask where the meeting is?&quot;

Ball of Light 4:<font color="#000000">&quot; I can guide you to the location, once you have gathered. &quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Okay, thank you.&quot; ^^;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good morning, Heartseeker. By the way, it seems that big meeting is going to be happening now. I believe you merit an invitation, if you are with the Vigilant Guardians.&quot;

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;I think the heads are going to be at that meeting thing this morning. Want to come? Clap eyes on them yourself?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;The Guiding Beacons showed me where it would be.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Oh yeah, and now the Kordites will -actually- get to see Serrierr.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sounds solid. Then i'll pick out the ones I want to dig at deeper.Like Lyle.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Unless they saw him last night and it wasn't actually played out. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt continues looking at his papers. &quot;...Though...I don't know if I'll have enough time to make one...&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Will just have to see...&quot; Gnogglebolt then heavily sighs.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; So much happened yesterday.&quot;

Zachary Alfarson:<font color="#000000">I think it can be assumed Serrierr was challenged to a brawl/spar at least five times. |D

* Thomas Lazarus nods to Gnogglebolt. &quot;It'll be something to try. I must temper your hope quickly with a reminder, however, friend;&quot;

Zachary Alfarson:<font color="#000000">And offered a drink... le's see, ten Kordites, probably ten times. |D

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Wait, I thought they didn;t want to do that until the fiends were gone?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">And didn't want to wreck the basement? :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">He grabs his mace, prayerbook, and the rest of kit. &quot;Let's go.. the shorter I'm in this fucking place the better.&quot;

Kelsey Alfarson:<font color="#000000">Eh. Put him on the List.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">List is good. |3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Many sorts of fiends, infernal and abyssal alike, are very skilled at swimming through reality. The problem with some banishment magic is that there's little keeping them gone. Something to consider. ... Not that I have the faintest how to keep a creature locked in a plane.&quot; ^^;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr accepts all challenges put down on the list. And he does drink and make merry with the best of them, at least insomuch as he could have while keeping up the patrol.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Dimensional Anchor box.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Thrown off a boat.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I see...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">Into an undersea chasm.

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">The Lioness is left to slumber. |D

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;..So, should probably focus on my Soakifyer, then.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">What Lioness?

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">Tomi.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ah

VAE:<font color="#000000">Was she in the same room?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Lia, is the meeting place that third room now revealed underneath the basement level?

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">In the room next door. Edaric buggered off, and Anise sure as heck isn't going to try to wake her. |D

VAE:<font color="#000000">bhahaha

* Gamal-Junayd approaches ed

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey ed, got a few questions for you&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt sighs again. &quot;Though... I still can't forgive him.&quot; He says quietly.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">No points for guessing who he's talking about all of a sudden.

* Edaric nods to Serrierr -- &quot;Oh hey, Gamal. What's up?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">where did the tokens go ?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom nods. &quot;Perhaps. There are some spells that banish outsiders and keep them gone.. but others don't work so thoroughly. It's an unfortunate common ability particular to fiends that lets them skirt around simple banishment.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, been thinking of ideas, and wanted to ask you about some magics I remember used back against the pirates and well..your far more approachable than tathi.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ah.. pardon. Rambling again.&quot; =w=;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Use Map Explorer. ^^;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It's easy to tell how often he spends reading about fiends. Tom follows the archon.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt blinks. &quot;No no, keep the information coming. It's very useful.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt likewise follows.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...And you did it, Thomas!&quot; Gnogglebolt also suddenly says.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnome seems to be jumping from one subject to the next.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Eh?&quot; He glances overshoulder while walking down below.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;You really did it! You brought one of them here!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;And it looks like he'll be a great help.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">This table is freakin AWESOME! &gt;:o

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I mean.. &gt;.&gt;;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron steps into the room, keeping pace with Anise.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;But..if I remember right...a few magics were used back then...one to silence an area around an arrow, and one, an invisible wand of invisibility...And I was wondering..do we still have those powers? And would they posisbly last long enough, and in enough numbers to use them to sneak a strike force into the enemies stronghold, get the leader, and either take him out, or bring him back here for exorcism like hte one performed last night?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus meaningfully takes a seat to the right of the priestess. =w=

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot; There, see the ones with badges? One-arm is Ansramil Hawkin. One-leg is Grant Warner. One-eye is the lieutenant. &quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;So you have a meeting hall here. I wonder for how long has this been in service.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*nods at Anise* &quot; Thanks &quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr, meanwhile, stays ready to lead Gamal and Edaric to the meeting area.

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not long... this used to be a storeroom.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">ugghghg

VAE:<font color="#000000">i moved miron to nullspace

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">The table does seem to be supported in the middle by burlap sacks.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You can right-click him via map explorer and select 'revert last move' incase Lia isn't free to help it.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 1 + 5 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Arch + Eng knowledge, just to check whether she isn't talking crap.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">TREACHERY.

* Edaric rubs his chin. &quot;I... don't know. I still have the wand. But what kind of wards would a guy like Montclaire have...? To keep these forces at bay for so long.&quot;

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">You have no idea.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If he's just possessed...he may not think wards were required. It would be nice if we had more intelligence...but if we could strike before the 3 days time limit are up, we could probably save a lot of innocents pain.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">''Blargh, fuck. I can't tell... Steelsprocket you're as dumb as a sack of bat shit. Must be the night.. eh. I'll question them later. ''

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot; Go ahead and take a seat, Miron. I'll stay standing. &quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let's bring it up at the meeting, then, all right?&quot; :3

Miron: <font color="#000000">&quot;Eh, looking at some of the company, I prefer standing here, unless Gradia shows up.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;May I suggest something?&quot; Serrierr says behind Gamal and Edaric--

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, yes, that would be what I was about to suggest.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you'll follow me, please?&quot;

* Edaric starts! &quot;-- How do you do that?&quot; ^^;;;;;

Miron: <font color="#000000">&quot;We might be forced to work together, but I won't sit at a table with Altonor if I can avoid it.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I never moved. I was standing here the whole time.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I return. Little cousin does not eat enough! Beatings shall come shortly.

* Altonor 's ears prick up, and then he quietly stands.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fine, lets go&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">We don't respirate. So we don't make sounds. Or move. Surprise!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr leads them to the meeting area.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron stares at him.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Right, quick synopsis, what I miss?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's the next morning.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron dreaming about BOOT TO THE HEAD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Folks are just waking up.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr has to duck and crouch to get around.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We're gathering down below in a meeting room.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and falling from bed.

* Altonor gestures to the table.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">...but he moves effortlessly. He almost floats, at times.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's on the Pelorite map. Just zoom outtalittle.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He takes up a position in the corner of the room.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Go ahead.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Nothing important has been said just yet, if Tathi/Aelian are about for it.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Feel free to remain seated. My two legs will do just as fine as four wooden ones.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Rae is there.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That's about it.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">With meteor hammer coiled around his arm, Serrierr folds his arms across his chest and waits for everyone important to arrive.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">...though he blinks as he looks around. Someone's missing.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">You're sitting on your dogs?!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; ^^;;; &quot; Probably asleep, still..&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Where's that fascinating Kordite woman? Tomiko Lazarus? Should she be here?&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...did Thomas just read Serrierr's mind and answer the question before he asked it? :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;She's still getting her beauty sleep.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Probably.&quot; Tom hangs his head and stands with an involuntary smile.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Damn straight. Best seats ever.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom goes to don his Mk 4 Hazard Suit before waking his sister. =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">But five or so minutes later, he returns.

* Altonor looks sideways at Miron. &quot;... Will you be able to see if anything's put on the table?&quot; =w=;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's not your problem.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">This person follows, late and looking morose. She's still holding her hair back in a bunch and brushing tangles out even as she approaches the table. Not a morning person.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just trying to be courteous...&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">And she takes a seat next to the chief of police without even hesitating. =w=

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi looks over at Tomiko and smiles sweetly. &quot;You look like crap.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;A courteous drow, huh? Sort of like a six foot gnome.&quot;

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, it's a moot point now. Stubborn asses.&quot;

* Altonor smirks. &quot;Enlarge Person,&quot; he mutters.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahaahah

VAE:<font color="#000000">AHAHAHAH

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh Viceeeeeth....

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Atleast I don't have a ridiculous armored grub riding my shoulder everywhere.&quot; =3=

Viceth:<font color="#000000">I'm a warmage, not a wizard. =3=

Glitch:<font color="#000000">How comprehensive is your spellbooooook?

Kor:<font color="#9933FF">Bwahahaha, she totally burned yo- wait.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">damn. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">*can* a paladin even cast that?

VAE:<font color="#000000">wasn't it a sorc spel?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I think Altonor was just making a point. :B

Altonor:<font color="#000000">I don't think so. I was just saying, &quot;it could happen.&quot; :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well, you can buy a potion of it for 50gp. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But we digress.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron actually grins for a moment. &quot;Only attainable through magic, you say?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">And walks off along Anise.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">As everyone files in, Serrierr speaks up. &quot;A-hem. Could I say something before we begin?&quot;

* Tomiko Lazarus leans back in her chair. She's probably only barely holding herself back from propping her boots on the table, and rubs her eyes with a palm. &quot; So.. what's on the agenda?&quot;

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">It figures an eladrin isn't one for protocol. ^^;

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">&quot;... You may, Serrierr.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Indeed. :B

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">If we had any more Kord at this table, there would be rope posts around the ring.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">I could make that happen.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">wh'os up for a battle royal right now, winner takes the title!

* Luanne Selaren looks to the Olidamarrans. &quot;Where are the Bakers? Have they come back from patrol...?&quot; &gt;: Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Mordenkainen's instant WRASLIN' ZONE.

Olidamarran Priest:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not yet, High Priestess. I wouldn't worry too much, though.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus frowns. &quot;...?&quot;

Olidamarran Priest:<font color="#000000">&quot;They kept us hidden for years, after all.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Actually, It's Mordenkainen's Instant Grappling Bullshit.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">no it'd be a cleric domain spell kords instant arena

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Now, I've been filled in on much of the situation as it stands, and I will be offering advice where I can, though strategizing and organizing insurgencies are the purview of Ghaeles more than me. That said, I know a few things. And I know we have some...very disparate groups in one place here. Some of which may very much disagree with each other...or perhaps try to deceive each other.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor nods, looking solemn.

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Be that as it may... I would like to scry on them if they haven't returned by the end of the meeting. We've already lost too many god souls.&quot;

* Tomiko Lazarus shoots Tathi a brief one-eyed glare.

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">*good souls

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">... Probably not the kind of deception he meant. *bricked*

VAE:<font color="#000000">They have lost the god souls.

VAE:<font color="#000000">OMG

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;If we are to have any chance at this, we must put aside our differences and accept that of others, but most of all, there must be no deception here, or we are doomed before we begin.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">sounds like a videogame plot.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I ask that all of you please relax your minds for a moment.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">The Spirit Engine, actually

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;You may sense my presence. Please do not worry.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor very very reluctantly lets go. It.. feels like shit when you're the one used to doing this.

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">So VERY glad I am not there.

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot; Is that the angel who grabbed Lyle by the throat last night? &quot;

* Ansramil Hawkin nods.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">everyone. project an image of the eladrin dancing on the table drunk!

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot; Keh. &quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr's eyes glow stronger. Discern Lies is in effect (though actually, it permanently is). OOC, he asked that everyone voluntarily fail their will saves against it, but if anyone does try to save, the DC is 20.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Motherfucker could've followed through and gotten me the smokes back.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">So, if anyone wants to try and resist the giant angelic being, make your will save now.

Miron:<font color="#000000">I could actually save against this more than half the time. Eh.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">*SNRK*

* Thomas Lazarus is a little hesitant, but complies.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Surprisingly compliant.

Olidamarran Priest:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 16 + 10 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Force of habit. |D *brick'd*

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Also, See Invisibility and Blessed Sight (super/instant Detect Evil) are also permanent effects.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Fail! :3

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Fail! :3

Dorf Aias:<font color="#9933FF">A little drunk, didn't notice.

VAE:<font color="#000000">DC 20 success

VAE:<font color="#000000">so he did sae.

Priest's Bardly Brother:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 18 + 8 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Ditto, force of habit. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">*save

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr's head turns towards the Olidamarran suddenly, but he doesn't look angry. He's just smiling.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Come now, Laughing Rogues. Save it for the devils.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I have no idea what gender that priest is.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I choose to believe male. =3=

Olidamarran Priest:<font color="#000000">&quot;Force of habit, friend, force of habit.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I don't suppose we could speed this up? =3=

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I presumed such.&quot; Serrierr's eyes glow strongly again.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Now that's a silly question.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Silly indeed

Olidamarran Priest:<font color="#000000">Yes, male. Spindly and pale, but male. :B

* Gamal-Junayd checks the speed. it's set to akellon level of faffing around. so no

VAE:<font color="#000000">That asid, would have expected Gradia to show up

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Anyway, assuming they do voluntarily fail that time, Serrierr nods to the High Priestess. &quot;Please proceed.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">She *is* the CO of the braxtons here.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Frig. :B

* Liatai forgot.

VAE:<font color="#000000">she comes in late.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Fell asleep.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Great grandma is asleep now, and I can't be up too much later than she. I don't know how, given she's hard of hearing, but she knows when I'm going to bed, and still awake.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Plus, I'd like to murder some imperials in skyrim before bed. =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">eh, owl, keep it up. I did back in slovakia.

<font color="#0000ff">Railock is disconnected.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Oh yes. And in case it matters.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hell, the one important game I stayed up 'till 5

<font color="#0000ff">Railock has connected.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">This isn't a spell, but if there are -any- magic effects of the Enchantment school in the room, Serrierr is automatically aware of them.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">*not a spell or spell-like

Railock:<font color="#000000">my maptools just randomly shut down

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Meany, if your argument is &quot;I would rather ditch the game and play something else&quot; then just do it.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron throws Gradia a quick greeting gesture. &quot;Bad night too, I suppose?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sheesh.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Railock; ouch. That happened to Lia earlier, too...

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">But that's rude. =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">well, not like there's much pertaining to his character now

VAE:<font color="#000000">*happening now

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot; Hmph. I forgot how much that malconvoker talks.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">that said, what would be rude is us having to accelerate because of him

Miron: <font color="#000000">&quot;Good to hear. I'll have to have a talk with him after this.

* Luanne Selaren clears her throat, and stands. &quot;Thank you all, for coming. And thank you again for all that you've done thus far for this town. With all of us working together, we should be able to put an end to this crisis once and for all.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">brb afk letting in dog

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Heroism. 83c

VAE:<font color="#000000">I suspect that'll flag up as lying

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Have you all eaten this morning?&quot; Pelorite grandmothers. =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; ^^;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">There are a few chuckles, nods, and a few muttered affirmatives around the table.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Good lord you'd get along smashingly with the Mrs. Lazarus..&quot;

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">&quot;I realize that we have several new arrivals, and if we're to be working together to save this city, we should introduce ourselves. I am Luanne Selaren, current high priestess of this temple of Pelor.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor looks slightly queasy at the mention of food. Drinking yesterday, bad dreams and not being a morning person sort of put a clamp on any attempts.&quot;

Priest's Bardly Brother:<font color="#000000">&quot;Jay Sawyer. Singer and occasional miscreant.&quot;

Kor:<font color="#9933FF">You people are fucking obsessed with introductions. I swear to cheese you've already done this twice and frankly-OW.

* Tomiko Lazarus seems to be more interested in examining Roy's strange ethereal eye. =3=c

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi bops Kor again for good measure.

Olidamarran Priest:<font color="#000000">&quot;Martin Sawyer. His brother.&quot; |3 &quot;Formerly head priest of the Olidamarran temple beneath the Bee and Flower.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">It's protocol, you stupid rat.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Gnogglebolt SParkgear, of Mazio. Tinker and Engineer.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks to his left down the table. Sszeyl's turn.

Kelsey Alfarson:<font color="#000000">&quot;Kelsey Alfarson. Priestess of Kord.&quot;

Kor:<font color="#9933FF">Careful, this rat may soon surpass Tom in intelligence.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Gamal-Junayd of the Vigilant Guardians&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;|

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Edaric Tonmor, adventurer, lutenist, Vigilant Guardian.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Swallowtail, with the Vigilant Guardians.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Inqusitor Thomas Lazarus. Of Castleton. Vigilant Guardian.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh yeah, and I'm Vigilant Guardian as well, de facto tactician and organizer.&quot;

Zachary Alfarson:<font color="#000000">&quot;Zach Alfarson. Kordite.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Tathi Eyllisaearsithek. Evoker, Loremaster, minor diviner. Head of a project to revive the home of the wood elves.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;Sszeyl. Vandrian, Guardian.&quot;

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;I am Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek, the Maelstrom!&quot; |3

Miron:<font color="#000000">Dog's arse you are, braggart.

* Tomiko Lazarus covers her mouth to yawn and blinks away some small tears. &quot; ..Pretty sure everybody's heard my whole schtick.&quot; =w=

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Aelian Cyadarith, archer.&quot;

Malachite:<font color="#000000">I'm his shoulder ornament, shiny-guardian, and food-snatcher. |3

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;Gradia Thorngage. Senior Analyst. Braxton Falls.&quot;

Dorf Aias:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Dorf Aias, cleric o' th' Forge Father!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Miron Steelsprocket. Inquisitor. Braxton Falls.&quot;

Anise Berilan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Anise Berilan, inquisitor. Castleton branch.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Roy Stanford. Current acting commander of the Yoriver Leaden Mace Society.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Flinch. =w=;

* Roy Stanford looks aside. Silently.

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Ansramil Hawkin, inquisitor, Yoriver branch.&quot;

* Tomiko Lazarus folds her arms and plays it off.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Play it off, keyboard cat!

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Grant Warner, senior inquisitor, Yoriver branch.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Altonor, no house. Sun Raider.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus nods. He seems like he was paying attention during all of the introductions. &gt;:.

Viceth:<font color="#000000">&quot;Viceth, no house. Sun Raider.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">An excuse to refer to people by their tokens names so the player doesn't have to remember! \o/ *bricked*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Indeed! XP

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr's gaze suddenly narrows at Viceth.

Miron:<font color="#000000">''Sun Raider... raids where the sun doesn't shine. ''

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">...but he doesn't say anything, and looks away again.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">It was quick enough anyone not already looking at Serrierr probably missed it.

* Viceth looks aside... and murmurs something quietly in Celestial, not quite looking at the eladrin.

Miron:<font color="#000000">I can barely see at the table. Safe to say I did miss it.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Being just over a metre sucks.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">I did offer you my chair. =w=;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Fuck you. With your chair.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'll skip the curiosity of asking why we've got so many Drow working on our side. I'm not picky.&quot; =w=

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr says something quietly in Celestial back across the room, trying not to disturb things.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Because one of them is an anarchist.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus sighs. =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">..Although, I honestly don't know either.. =3=c

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(who else in the room speaks Celestial, by the way? Aside from NPCs.)

Miron:<font color="#000000">Some of us prefer to learn languages we have actual use for. Though I do know two-three phrases in Infernal... certain prayers demand it.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I speak goblin! \o/

* Viceth chuckles. &quot;Simply put, most of us are here serving as backup for Altonor, who was already here trying to protect people, as I'm certain you know.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CC0066">&quot;I was in the neighborhood for other business.&quot;

* Tomiko Lazarus raises a palm and just smiles. &quot;Hey.. like I said. Don't have a bad word to say about you. Just don't see a lot of you folk around.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;A good thing.&quot;

Viceth:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm inclined to agree.&quot;

* Luanne Selaren takes out a pair of reading glasses and a piece of paper.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ah.. regardless. There are the further matters lying ahead of us.&quot; He defers to the High Priestess.

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">Aight.

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">&quot;... I suppose I should begin by informing everyone. I know why the count has given us a deadline of three days.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">I need to go now.

VAE:<font color="#000000">see ya owl

Meany:<font color="#CC0066">See y'all tomorrow.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">da

<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;two days now, right?&quot;

* Glitch thinks about Ram. &quot;Just a few hours nap&quot;, he said...

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">&quot;It is well-known in this community that this temple is Hallowed, and has been so for some time. The holy fountain in the courtyard is also well-known.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus raises his brows. &quot;...&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus suddenly dons a grave look.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr watches intently.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt, who has been staring at Miron most of this time, turns his head.

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Every year, on Bahamon 3rd, we re-cast the blessings of hallowed ground before winter truly sets in, and thus ensure that the blessings of the fountain continue through the winter.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Comprehension immediately dawns on Gnogglebolt.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So they seek to stop this hmm?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr mumbles something spiteful-sounding in Celestial.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Those fiends!&quot; &quot;Devilishly clever.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;If I may, High Priestess. The outsiders among us may not know about the powers of the Holy Fountain.&quot;

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- ah, yes. Do forgive me.&quot; ^^;

* Thomas Lazarus can't help but reflect on Cadamon and Ashmore. If their Lieutenant commander is already this scary, then the commander.. D|

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Long ago, when this temple was founded, the high priest recieved a vision from Pelor, as the sun shining through storm clouds upon this ground. He built the temple here and consecrated the ground, with the help of his flock and the celestials he knew well. He then gave a very special blessing to the fountain, before his passing... As long as it was filled only by the natural precipitation, and recharged each year with a hallowing, all water drawn from the basin would be holy.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt perks up at this...but he doesn't say anything.

* Gamal-Junayd looks at gnoggle thinking about the soakafyer

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">No, that would probably be sacreligious...

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Endless holy water? No wonder the fiends want this place taken down. It's practucally an artifact.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">...Then again, desperate times and desperate measures...

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">&quot;It requires quite a volume of silver dust, but we have never faltered in this duty... until this year. The rainfall has scarcely been able to keep up with the demand for holy water... so we have had to dip into the supplies of silver dust. Now, we are running very low.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt quickly deflates in his seat.

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">&quot;There is just enough water left in the fountain to perform scrying spells... little more. And with the rain giving way to snow...&quot;

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;High priestess, wait. You said natural rainfall?&quot;

* Luanne Selaren blinks. &quot;Yes, that is the rule...&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Could the devils be keeping the rain away?&quot;

* Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek practically jumps to his feet. &quot;High priestess, you have a druid staying here!&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I was just about to say..&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Does it count if induced by magic?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Even druidic magic?&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Kittymancer?! &gt;:O *tree'd*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;What about induced by prayer? And how much or little influence can magic have on it, really?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... But isn't controlling the weather high magic or something like that?&quot; &gt;:d

* Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek laughs. &quot;No, no, something simpler than that!&quot; He turns to his daughter. &quot;Tathi, you know what I'm talking about, don't you?&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Let's see who's still paying attention. *BRICK'D*

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">The legend.. *proceeds through martial kata* ..of ker-sploosh.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">The magic-talk has now lost Gnogglebolt.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you have any scrolls.. I can deal with druidic chants just fine.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yeah no surprises here. =w=;

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi, I know you've seen this trick before. Remember how the druids of Elsaeothi used to scry during a drought?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">I imagine Create Water wouldn't work

* Tomiko Lazarus leans forward and looks to Luanne. &quot;Respectfully, Mother Selaren.. what does this mean for us as defenders and, preferablly, evictors of evil influence?&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Holy water is all well and good.. for regular people to defend themselves with. But we have warriors here. We can do better.&quot;

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">&quot;We also have priests. Are you familiar with the calling of holy rain, Miss Lazarus?&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;What's to stop us from forming a plan of attack and toppling Montclaire's headquarters in the next two days?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Of course. They were able to create natural water for their scrying. I believe it's a fairly simple druid trick? Er, the water creating, not the scrying.'

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Saint Cuthbert teaches us that it is the prepared man who wins a fight, and no advantage is too small as to be unworthy.&quot;

Martin Sawyer:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah, that, I can answer.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..No ma'am.&quot; She remains surprisingly respectful.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oh yeah, I think I rememebr--didn't Thomas cast a spell once that was a torrent of holy water rain out of nowhere?

Martin Sawyer:<font color="#000000">&quot;Simply put, we don't have the maps. Our men and women were working on it... and then the Bee and Flower was raided. Our agents kept the maps with them, hence why, among many reasons of course, we've been working so hard to try to spring them.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Yes.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It was in Castle Osyluth.

Martin Sawyer:<font color="#000000">&quot;But now that we have Lorellon's Lioness and the Maelstrom on our sides...&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then...day one. spring them. Day two, attack their headquaters. day three...party?&quot;

* Tomiko Lazarus smirks pridefully.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Prison break as our first action.&quot; Serrierr suddenly speaks up.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I like this already.&quot; He grins

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes. But, in the meantime, we have a few other things that must be taken care of, as well.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;No, it would have to be truly natural water.. Only druids know how to do this. It's something of a mystery to the rest of us.&quot;

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">&quot;We are going to need more silver dust for the ritual. Several priests and templars have offered their holy symbols... but I would not dream of depriving them of their symbols of faith. Perhaps our Underdark allies may know of a source?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thomas, Tathi..remember in against the pirates...we had that invisible wand of invisibility..and the arrow of silence...we could sneak even thomas into a position with that kind of magics..once in position, I'm sure we can come up with someway to crack stone and make an entrance into the back of the prison...from there it's all about getting home safely, right? Tathi could teleport the ones who would slow us down back here.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Prisons are regarded as religious buildings by the Braxtons. *bricked*

Miron:<font color="#000000">Fuck you there.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Crack stone? Now that, I can do.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;We can certainly give it a good search. -- Hey. Come to think of it.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;And I'm sure distractions could be set up elsewhere, maybea few well placed brawlers to start a bar fight somewhere and attract any patrols.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom considers Gamal's idea.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you need anything solid, any kind of object or structure partially destroyed, as me.&quot; Gnogglebolt digs through his pack...and pulls out what looks like a brick of white putty.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can make stone into earth and mud the druidic way, if it would help.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tomiko... Eyllisaearsithek. Weren't you two raiding tax offices?&quot; &gt;:3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">*ask me.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;However... I hope you know who you are releasing. &quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Were there any in town you didn't hit?&quot;

* Tomiko Lazarus shrugs noncommitally. &gt;.&gt;;

* Roy Stanford frowns. &quot;... Loath as I am to encourage committing a crime, if we can't find a better source, that may be our only option.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Alright; yes.&quot; She sighs.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Typical..

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Suddenly, the Eladrin burst out in a laugh. The laughter of a celestial is rather unearthly, like a rattling bell rather than a mortal voice. &quot;Raiding taxes? Oh, that is delicious!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Right now...I'd almost say we release them all. anyone who is known to be safe, we take with us. the rest, we set loose on the town. if they are innocent, good. if they truly deserve to be in the jail...well, the towns sealed, they aren't likely to get away, and we can always clean em up before we open up the town. They'll give the devils more targets to chase.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;We can grab some hair or somethign to make tracking them again later easier.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;No.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Releasing anyone who isn't known to us is a bad idea.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr frowns at Gamal.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Gamal-Junayd, normally I would love this idea you propose...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I don't think we should leave anyone to the 'justice' of the new town guards, no matter their crimes.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why? it could cause confusion among the enemy. and confusion to the enemy in wartime can only help.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;But if we release, as you say, people who do deserve jail, then the innocents of this town will be threatened.&quot;

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Speaking of the 'new town guards...' With the discovery of the possession of the young woman last night, I must encourage even more strongly that we do not kill any officials that are encountered.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Eh.... worst comes to worst, up there they'll sort them out.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">(meant to Tom)

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(who did Miron just respond to?)

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(oh)

Miron:<font color="#000000">I am *not* gonna advocate killing my own colleagues, even if possessed.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;We won't have time to judge everyone. It's a risk, but with the quarantine, any real problem prisoner who isn't caught by the devils, will probably lay low. and before it's safe for them to move, we'll have real law enforcement in charge again, AND the hair locks to help track them down.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We want to get our allies, those we know.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;This town is fucked up enough without more scum in the streets than there is already.&quot;

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">&quot;If any of you encounter officials or guardsmen and are able to take them prisoner, please do. We now have the means to exorcise any possessing spirits, and they may be able to help us.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;If there were a way we could release everyone in prison so that only the corrupt tyranny of this town had to deal with it, I would advocate your ideal, Gamal. Letting real criminals loose could harm civillians before they are recaught, and that I cannot abide.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus gives Miron a glare. &quot;..No, brother. Worse comes to worse, they'll be trapped down there. And used for purposes blasphemous for me to even recount on this ground. And that is why I would rather not even leave the worst humanity has to offer to their clutches.&quot;

Martin Sawyer:<font color="#000000">The Olidamarran priest holds up a hand. &quot;Now, now, everyone, please. You're jumping ahead of yourselves.&quot;

Martin Sawyer:<font color="#000000">&quot;You have the Laughing Rogue's own at the helm.&quot; |3

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;...But other than that, it was a good idea.&quot; Serrierr finishes to Gamal.

Miron: <font color="#000000">&quot;Gradia, tell them something. This is insane.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Yeah, I wasn't entertaining any of these crazy ideas.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Take humans.. or whatevers .. prisoner. Sure.&quot; She raises a thumb and gives the Kordites a small smile.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Let the stealth specialists be the spearhead.&quot;

Martin Sawyer:<font color="#000000">&quot;If we don't know who's trustworthy and who isn't in the underworld, no one will.&quot; |3

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm?&quot; Serrierr looks at the Olidamarran. &quot;Adherants of the Laughing Rogue do indeed have the most cunning plans. Speak.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tom, and there's that much more innocents actually living in this town that the scum would give trouble to.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...What do you mean by that, uh... 'Sawyer'?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; I wasn't saying 'just let them run wild' that was a terrible part of the idea now shush.&quot; =.=#;;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The whole idea is terrible.&quot;

Martin Sawyer:<font color="#000000">&quot;We have a running list of arrests and executions that we've kept for... oh, at least a decade or two now.&quot; |3 &quot;We know precisely who should be released and who shouldn't... and who's no longer there to be released.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then what if we brought them back here, and everyone that can't be vouched for...you can run a temporary jail camp down here for them, hmmm?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Very good.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr grins. &quot;Aha. I see.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Most splendid.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I still don't like it.. eh.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;We can release every nonviolent 'criminal', then.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Even those we don't need ourselves.&quot;

* Roy Stanford frowns across the table. &quot;... I would ask how you've come across this information.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Think of what the rest of the town will say. That we're releasing criminal scum.&quot;

* Tomiko Lazarus laughs!

Martin Sawyer:<font color="#000000">&quot;The Rogue smiles upon those who take initiative, good commander.&quot;

Martin Sawyer:<font color="#000000">&quot;Who knows, maybe we could help you out a little, too. For the right price, of couse.&quot; |3

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I had never imagined working alongside Inquisitors -- nor that it would be this precious!&quot; |D

* Thomas Lazarus quietly clears his throat. =w=;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He's ignored. |D

Pelorite Templar:<font color="#000000">A voice calls down the passageway. &quot;The Bakers are coming!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*permafrown*

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">&quot; Thank the Shining One, they're alive. &quot;

* Dr. Hatari read that with an involuntary mental repitition of 'the British are coming!'. O_o

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Look.. this place doesn't even have the facilities to serve as a prison.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Who said we were going to be doing capturing before kicking the fiends out of town, Miron?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And with some here, I have no doubt that half of the thieves, muggers, conmen and murderers would be. .. &quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Common sense? The whole purpose of it is to gain more men to fight alongside?&quot;

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">&quot;What would you recommend, inquisitor? We do need a way to keep the possessed quarantined... oh. You mean the Olidamarrans. &quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Those, too... hell.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus rubs his chin.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;A-hem. Little Miron Steelsprocket.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;If we go to release the Olidamarrans for their aid, we will not be re-imprisoning them here.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Or at all, I imagine.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I can perform exorcisms. Perhaps with Serrierr's help.. I can evict any and all lesser fiends we find. And I have a few powerful spells to do the trick against any more potent devils latching onto mortal souls.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;But it will take time.. and need to be on hallowed ground, lest it risk disaster.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's what I have been saying. That we should *only* release those we need and know are on our side.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Rather than all of the rabble and scum that lurks in Yoriver's prison cells.&quot;

Martin Sawyer:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then we have an accord, inquisitor.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;If we release other criminals, then we will simply turn them loose to send the tyranny of this town on a wild goose chase.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;That will confuse them and divide their forces.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; All the rabble and scum are sitting behind desks.. &quot; =3=

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;No. We will send them to wreak havoc against the common folk.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's why I specified earlier '

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And we'll be justly branded as anarchists.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot; 'nonviolent' criminals only.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr turns his head to see the newcomers.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Suddenly, more cute rogues arrive!

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Sneaks are not inherently cute! DX *brick'd*

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;And this town could very well use some anarchy, little inquisitor Miron Steelsprocket.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Besides, if Commander Whitaker has any wits with him besides in his name, he'll not give squat about such rabble when there's the temple to take care of.And the summoners can deal with commoners one for a score.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus sighs and cradles his forehead. &quot; H'ohboy..&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hello, hello! Sorry we're late --&quot; The group of black-cloaked Olidamarrans approaches -- and pauses in the doorway.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The only place that can use anarchy is down there in the Abyss.&quot;

Rosanna Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot; Whoa! Is that -- a real angel? &quot;

* Tomiko Lazarus turns in her chair and gives the newcomers a look-over.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Welcome. We were just discussing matters you may be able to help with. Please come in.&quot;

Christina Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot; Are those drow? And elves? At the same table And there's no blood? Man! The world really has gone crazy! &quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr smiles at the newcomers. &quot;Well-met, followers of the Laughing Rogue.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I wonder if me setting next to you counts as elves sitting next to Drow, Mr. Stanford~? =3=c

Martin Sawyer:<font color="#000000">&quot;May I introduce the Baker family, former owners of the Bee and Flower Talespinner Tavern. Flynn, Ennis, and their daughters Rosanna and Christina. Former adventurers, you should get along swimmingly.&quot; |3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We're discussing on how to turn a sanctioned operation resulting from inquiry into spitting in the face of the law, the people, and our orders.&quot;

Rosanna Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot; Forget that! The Macers sitting next to Tomiko Lazarus! &quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">God damnit, sis. *bricked*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;It would seem this meeting needs to pause for a moment while this good family is brought up to speed.&quot; Gnogglebolt smirks.

Miron:<font color="#000000">''Some macers they are. Am I the only damn one here defending what should be common sense!?''

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Actually, we have some news that might help with that. Provided we can get people there in time.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmmph. Miron. you are inflexible. Things that cannot bend, inevitably break instead. We should rescue everyone. A second chance, especially after being broken free from a hell hole prison, could very well be the keystone of a new foundation of turning their lives around.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;But of course, your justice like most laws these days probably cares little for rehabilitation, and only for punishment.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">Given that the lieutenant has been eyeing the Olidamarran across the table, between shifting to glance between eladrin and gnome occasionally... no, you're not the only one, Miron. &quot;Enough.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Like a wheel.. turn it all day and it remains the same.&quot;

* Tomiko Lazarus eyerolls. &quot;As if there are even going to be real problem criminals left alive in the prison. You haven't been here. Seeing the masses of hangings.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;'Sawyer,' if that's your name, I would like to see this list. We should cross-reference who is to be saved and who truly deserves to be there before the operation begins.&quot;

Martin Sawyer:<font color="#000000">&quot;Of course.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Acting Commander Stanford speaks wisely.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Harmless people are being executed; they're not going to feed rapists and murderers. The only scum left are in charge.&quot; &gt;:|

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Would access to one of your finest investigators help, inquisitors?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Anyway.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;What news do you bring, Baker family?&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">The native Yoriver Macers all immediately turn.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And you're the one saying it...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You should take example from your brother.&quot;

Ennis Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;We stumbled across a very interesting scene on the way back here. Do you know 178 Linden Street?&quot;

* Tomiko Lazarus shoots a fiery glower south. &quot;--You should watch that mouth of yours, trigger-happy! I've been here helping people while you fire free! Shut it!&quot;

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot; That's Senior Inquisitor Sheythsanthi's house -- &quot;

* Thomas Lazarus speaks up firmly, &quot;We are done with that argument.&quot; He glowers at his sister.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It takes a lot more to intimidate me.&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ahem, some possibly vital information here.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus sighs and looks to the bakers.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Please continue; we're listening.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Again, that was said before Tom

* VAE just typed slow

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi perks up. &quot;Speaking of him.. Where is Sheythsanthi?&quot;

* Tomiko Lazarus stews and leans on the back legs of her chair. &quot;...&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;We encountered a group of devils en route to 178 Linden Street, looking to apprehend a certain wood elf living there. We managed to remove some of their hounds from this plane of existence... but from their conversations, they weren't the only ones on the way.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">... I should probably have capitalized Bakers.

* Dr. Hatari now imagines them arriving with muffins.

* Roy Stanford stands up and starts to head out.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Wait what!? They're sending devils to his home!?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">hey, nobodies stealing my baking scene!

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;What? Hey! Where are you going?&quot;

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Commander, you're one of the most wanted men in the city, get back here!&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She stops and observes. &quot;...?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;No, it may work out. If some of us go with him, head there, block of the devils, adn he shows his face there..he will attract a LOT of attention.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;attention that won't be on their jail. team two can move in and jail break the olidimarrans we need.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If it is so, I'm willing to tag along.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Helping out a colleague in need is our duty after all... so if I may...&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If gnoggle and Miron both cna break stone, we only need one of them, so Miron, you go with the distraction team to save the man from devils.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Um. Depending on how far away the house is, think of the time it took the Bakers to get here! It's probably already too late! What's the rest of what you have to say?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fair enough. Permission, Gradia?&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sheythsanthi is a good man -- he never deserved to be caught up in this. -- Wait.&quot; The lieutenant turns around. &quot;No. Not splitting our forces. Senior Inquisitor Simtherzairvin is one of the sharpest minds the Mace has ever known. If anyone would be able to glance over that list and tell for certain who needs saving, it's him.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then the distraction team makes an assault on the party that captured him&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr is watching the commander very intently, watching how far he gets.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;... We do have a crack adventuring team with us.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Either way, they make themselves noticed, and save someone.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr unfolded his arms and looked like he was about to do something, but stops when Stanford does.&quot;

* Tomiko Lazarus bites the end of her unlit smoking pipe and watches Roy. Less judgementally than before. &quot;...&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;....May I make a suggestion?&quot; Suddenly, celestial-amplified voice booming across the room.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi glances to her father. &quot;You think old Shey might still be up to his old ways? Keeping notes and records and everything?&quot;

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">&quot;... we do...&quot; The high priestess looks over the table. &quot;-- Serrierr, if you would, may I go first?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;And the eladrin should go witht he distraction. An angel appearing and pronouncing the man not guilty and the false mace guilty? It'll start helping witht he PR&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Gamal, stop. They're not a human army. Their manpower is not finite. Distractions aren't a tactic for use against fiends.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;They aren't false.. merely misled.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Or worse, possessed.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr looks at Luanne. &quot;...Please do.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus just seems very leery of using criminal fodder or splitting forces against an enemy that can literally infinitely self-replicate/reinforce when provoked.

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thank you.&quot; The priestess stands. &quot;Vigilant Guardians... clearly rescuing this man cannot wait. However, we will need to gather our forces before an attempted prison break. You are relatively unknown in this city and have experience working together as a group.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi sits back in her chair. &quot;Is this really happening?&quot;

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">&quot;I wish to charge you with the duty of rescuing this Senior Inquisitor Sheath -- Oh dear. &quot; &gt;.&gt;;;; &quot;Sheathsandy?&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sheythsanthi Simtherzairvin.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;For certain values of group.&quot; Gnogglebolt glances in Miron's direction.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">D|

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot; Sheythsanthi Norrearnith Simther.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's what always happens without a clear hierarchy and structure, Tathi. It is why chaos defeats itself.&quot;

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Yes. That inquisitor.&quot; ^^;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;For certain values of group, indeed.&quot;

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">&quot;How quickly can your group mobilize to rescue him?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Hush animal. I wasn't talking about that. I mean, is this really happening?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;We could potentially leave immediately...&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;A-hem.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;The very same man who used to chase me and my academy mates out of parties late at night, and now I'm going to help save his life?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;As much as I don't like them, animals have a natural wisdom that surpasses yours, Tathi.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;This is too good.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;May I please speak now, High Priestess?&quot; That..is actually quite respectful, especially for an Eladrin, to ask a mortal's permission.

* Tomiko Lazarus sneers south. &quot;...&quot; She begins fitting her pipe with weed. &quot; If you need a low-profile group.. ... ..take care, little brother.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom nods after Gnogglebolt. &quot;Post-haste.&quot;

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;Inquisitor Steelsprocket, I would appreciate your assisting the Guardians in this endeavor. Report on what you see, and remember, we are all currently on probation.&quot;

Luanne Selaren:<font color="#000000">&quot;You may, Serrierr. Thank you.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thank you.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh hello shitstorm how are you. =_=

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;The Bakers have clearly arrived with information about an incident in progress.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;It did not sound like their report is finished.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I would hear the rest of their report.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Before making any further plans.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just as chaos can dissolve into anarchy, laws can soldify into stasis. Neither extreme is worth bringing into this world&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's as much as we know... Serrierr, was it? From their talk, it sounded as though their commander had issued the warrant.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;You said you fought devils on the way to the house, and also that 'someone else' was on the way.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot; Of course. Sheythsanthi has always had an eye for the truth. &quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Then there's little time to lose. He sounded like a good man. He spoke out against that operation that marched the fiend-woman onto the temple's doorstep.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd stands

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well then. I belive it's time for the guardians to head out. we have a man to save.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt closes his eyes for a moment, as if grappling with something difficult, then opens them and stands. &quot;Hold it.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hear hear.&quot; Ed also stands. &quot;Let's go -- what?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What is it?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We haven't time.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;What?&quot; He frowns. &quot;The man's life is hanging in the balance.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I hate to be a divisive voice here, but...&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...If I am to accompany the Vigilant Guardians on this sortie, then Miron will not. If Miron does, then I will not.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Then dont'.&quot; Tom snaps warningly.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then fuck off, shael vuk.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We haven't the time for this.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I refuse, absolutely refuse, to take part in any further joint venture with him.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I will not put my life in danger because of him again. I can't.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Gnogglebolt.. even I am tolerating the stupid animal. And he attacked my father, something I should kill him for. But I'm tolerating his disgusting presence on this. Who knows? He might be useful and get killed. That would be nice.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus shakes his head and looks away. &quot;Can someone native tag along to show us the way?&quot;

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;I am afraid, civilian, you do not have a choice. We are already working in a joint venture, and I require eyes. If you would appreciate an extra layer of security...&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt sighs. &quot;...I'm sorry. I can't. I still can't forgive him. Not yet.&quot;

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;Inquisitor Steelsprocket.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Same to you, elven whore. Pity your bones are probably too thin for a hellcat to toy with.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...If you must take him with you, very well. I'll stay here. I can probably whip up something useful with that time.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes, Senior Analyst?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Gnoggle. I agree with you except for one point.&quot;

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;You may not harm a Vigilant Guardian during this venture. That is an order.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Another man should not suffer in the hands of devils simply because you can't stand to work with miron.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus glowers over his shoulder. &quot;We're not asking for forgiveness! No one has! This is tolerance! Cooperation to save a life.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nor do I intend to, unless they threaten me or my allies.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">my cousin is a fucking hipster, someone help me hide the body

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I thought you would understand by now that this is bigger than how we feel. Than how you or I feel.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">(I'm just saying that to mess with her)

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">I seen a hipster on friday

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So. What matters more, not working with a backstabber, or saving some innocent. Make your decision quick, but I know right now, I am going to save a man. Thomas, Tathi, Ed, others, lets go.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Leggings, a grandma cardigan, knotted hair, beard and white-rimmed glasses.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I almost tripped laughing

* Gamal-Junayd gets up, and walks to the bakers

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Let's go.&quot; Aelian says as he stands.

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;Very good. Now will both of you get to work and save that inquisitor.&quot; &gt;:|

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Show me where to go.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(Tomiko's not going with the guardians, is she?)

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;As ordered.&quot;

Flynn Baker:<font color="#000000">&quot;We can guide you. Let's go.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She heard 'you lot aren't well-known'. Well-known is an apt description for her. She mentioned sitting out.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I like Gradia's approach to problem-soling

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Would I really be that useful in this combat anyway?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Worried about him backstabbing? I'll order him not to.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Godspeed and good hunting.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;By the way, I heard something about a wand of invisibility.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">With Miron, it actually works.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;If that could be applied to me, perhaps I can accompany without revealing my presense too early.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd heads off witht he bakers, not caring one whit who's following. he has a man to save.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I also have some handy tricks.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;See y'later, Anise. Keep safe.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Oh!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;By the way, we're all going to get hurt. A lot. And not by devils.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Can't erinyes see through invisibility?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Before leaving, Miron actually attempts to pet Striga a bit&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If I find any, I'll bring ya a rat.&quot;

Striga:<font color="#000000">The owl... actually allows it.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I'm just letting you know, because, well... Shey-Sim has a thing for traps.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Many fiends can, yes.&quot; He frowns. &quot;..As we've had occasion to discover ourselves.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;In castleton, there was a full fucking barn of them.&quot;

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh yes. And all manner of gadgetry.&quot;

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;Be careful.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*pets the bird for a while, smoothing its feathers*

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh yes, I forgot about that. Well. Indeed, perhaps now would be a good time to show myself, especially if I am seen only with unknown people. They won't know I came from here.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">YOU COULD POSSESS KOR I'm just sayin'.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">omfg

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I am laughing so hard

GM:<font color="#000000">Well, there goes my attempt to save the party via clue-by-four. Ah well. =3=

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">So, my cousin is showing off this 'moron test' on her phone.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I breeze through it, get a B. I have a pulse apparently.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh yeah, Channeling, I totally forgot about that...eh, too difficult to pull off at this time.

GM:<font color="#000000">Shall we nom?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">So she does it, and fucks up instantly. XD

Miron:<font color="#000000">''striga.. never was into animals, but.. You're a nice bird, you are. I sort of wish I could do this to your master... ah well..''

* Gamal-Junayd is attempting to drag one of the bakers along to show him the way, he's not waiting for those who can't make up their minds

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Hold your horses we're going. =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">Noms? Hmm

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">hells, been too distracted by cousins to nom.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Just stuck in faff-talk limbo. =3=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well. First of all, nomming Gradia &quot;You are forbidden from backstabbing and treason.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I only caught a few.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Edaric - Jamming with a Celestial Miron - Goddamn Eladrin

VAE:<font color="#000000">Now.. who else. Nomming the eladrin for blasphemy! Seriously, Miron was leaving that conversation with very odd feelings.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">gnoggle bolt. sticking to the no backstabbers allowed

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nomming Tom for Voice of Reason VI:Return of Reason.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Summons can't really benefit from XP rewards.

VAE:<font color="#000000">but the player can.

VAE:<font color="#000000">we did give channeled awards like that.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Remember, it's only heresy if if they share almost all your beliefs. The Eladrin doesn't even do that. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">I said blasphemy

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(yeah, I counted the 100 EXP nom from last time on playing Serrierr towards Gnogglebolt... &gt;.&gt; )

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Seriously you are the highest maintenance spell ever I was warned about casting this by that Venatore guy. :T *bricked*

VAE:<font color="#000000">And it's technically still heresy - Heresy is essentially a non-canon belief.

VAE:<font color="#000000">To put it into a real world perspective, say Arianism was heresy, but same goes for worshipping pagan gods.

VAE:<font color="#000000">At least, that's the definition of it I know

VAE:<font color="#000000">It comes from the greek for &quot;choice&quot; somehow

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sszeyl for introspective memory investigation. IE, &quot;Do you know what this painting is? What's that you say? My religion and pillars of belief just got kicked out from under me? Okay!&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oh yeah, that. xD

VAE:<font color="#000000">What else. Nomming Sim/Tathi for.. well that whole thing with Sim being the law enforcement in the Veld before things went south. I like interwoven backstories like that.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Way to go by the way making a third person feel totally like shit, angel. :T *bricked*

VAE:<font color="#000000">hah, yeah.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Kord's angels are like dementor

VAE:<font color="#000000">*dementors.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Hey, that one was not my fault!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Anyone else would have told him the same thing!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Oh As much as I'm utterly disgusted by it

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nomming Altonor.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">And I'm gonna apologize to Lyle when I find him. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">The &quot;Enlarge Person&quot; response was just brilliant.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You shouldn't be disgusted with Altonor OOC. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">Why not? He is an arse. I just don't hate him for being essentially a SS trooper OOC.

* Dr. Hatari noms Gamal for &quot;nopenopenopenopenopenope.. *dragging NPCs away to adventure alone*&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">oh. Dorf

Liatai:<font color="#000000">That did make me chuckle. x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;Challenge him to a fight! Later? Eh, ye'r some kordite, lass.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Gamal dragging off the NPCs. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">He's super-nice and helps everyone. I don't even believe you think that statement is true. You troll too often. You spoil the believability of your own presentation. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">he's also an adrenaline junkie who lives to piss people off.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I didn't even say that out loud. Stupid meta Ghost. *bricked*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">He sent you an earnest apology letter and hangs out with Pelorites. :P

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I did no such thing. XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">The earnest apology letter was essentially gloating.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Hey, I try not to piss people off. It just happens. =w=; *brick'd*

VAE:<font color="#000000">Now, I do find him and the rest of the raiders hillarious, but that doesn't mean I like them.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That was Miron's psychosis/deformation of an obvious earnest apology. You shouldn't hold these thoughts OOC. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">Obviousness has degrees :3 This one is like when a lecturer goes on abou &quot;obvious proofs&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Augh, what is this. It's -too hot- in here, and it's -autumn.- What is this blasphemy. =3=

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Nnnnope, you're just contrary and stubborn and a little arse. Like how you won't go back into Liatalk and dress the childishness up as honor. ^_^

* Dr. Hatari ain't fallin for it you gotta improve your trollin level.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ahahahaha. Suit yourself then. I won't step in there again, regardless.

GM:<font color="#000000">Before we get too further sidetracked. :B Any more noms?

VAE:<font color="#000000">And I'm a big, hairy arse

VAE:<font color="#000000">lemme think

VAE:<font color="#000000">I suppose Gnogglebolt's flareout is nommable.

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;Who cares if that mace fuck dies, I'm not working with Miron.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">He never said that first part.

VAE:<font color="#000000">It was implied.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">He doesn't even think he'll be able to meaningfully contribute to it. He honestly thinks everyone else can handle it without him and he would be more efficient building something now.

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's like.. I love how essentially all the gnomes here are stubborn arses.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">On the one hand I'd sooner nega-nom for anti-party cohesion and delays. But on the other hand... we really do need to prune our fighting roster down by like... 500%... *bricked*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It... kind of was implied. ^^; &quot;I'm not helping to save this man because Miron.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">That said.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">Eh, Hatari

VAE:<font color="#000000">This is a large scale operation

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Honestly, Gnogglebolt's confused on why everyone seems to think the man will die if he doesn't go along.

VAE:<font color="#000000">The way to prune is designating task forces.

VAE:<font color="#000000">like we did now in fact.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and doing things in parallel.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Let's be totally honest here. Gnogglebolt has very little combat potential.

VAE:<font color="#000000">That said, did anyone ever track down that gnome Restren sold to someone?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Still planning to rectify this as soon as we return to Castleton, where he will -finally- have followers and can build some big stuff.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's the willingness to cooperate, not the practical contribution. We coulda been out the door ten minutes earlier otherwise.

Railock:<font color="#000000">you could have simply said that you aren't good in combat, specially ont he move, your staying here to help with missions later

Glitch:<font color="#000000">rail; that -is- what Gnogglebolt said.

Railock:<font color="#000000">no you said your not going cause miron is

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">After shitstorm initiating. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">indeed.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The order is important.

Railock:<font color="#000000">had you skipped the you aren't going cause miron is. no one would of had a problem with it

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt: &quot;...If you must take him with you, very well. I'll stay here. I can probably whip up something useful with that time.&quot; Gnogglebolt: &quot;Would I really be that useful in this combat anyway?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">but that was afterwards

VAE:<font color="#000000">His first was &quot;if Miron is going ,then I am not&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">to which Miron reacted &quot;Then fuck off, shael vuk&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tom doesn't really have any problem with leaving the, presently larger trouble-maker behind.

Railock:<font color="#000000">had you changed it to Gnogglebolt: &quot; I'll stay here. I can probably whip up something useful with that time.&quot; Gnogglebolt: &quot;Would I really be that useful in this combat anyway?&quot; then everyone would of been cool

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&quot;the order is important&quot;. And you guys say -I'm- too anal about details? -3-

Railock:<font color="#000000">your anal about the wrong details

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Welcome to human social interaction, Glitch. =3=;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's not a detail. It's obvious presentation/reaction. =w=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahaha, that's not a detail

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">1. Pick a fight. 2. Describe reasonable alternative.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">See the problem with the order? *bricked*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I was trying to play what Gnogglebolt was feeling right then! Dx

VAE:<font color="#000000">That's like that joke with the twelve-inch tennis.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well, that is correct

GM:<font color="#000000">Miron - 100 XP - Goddamn eladrins. 100 XP - Six-foot gnome conversation. Gnogglebolt - 100 XP - No backstabbers allowed! Gamal - 100 XP - Would you rather get hung up on bitching and infighting, or save a life? 100 XP - Dragging off the NPCs to adventure alone. :B Thomas - 100 XP - This is bigger than us. Be reasonable. Sszeyl - 100 XP - Memory investigation! Tathi - 100 XP - &quot;The very same man who used to chase me and my academy mates out of parties late at night, and now I'm going to help save his life? This is too good.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nobody is blaming you for roleplaying correctly

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And that's fine.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean, this party is built on fucking conflict

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The complains weren't, like, personal OOC complaints. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;48800+100 = 48800 + 100 = 48900&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's just tiresome to always speak in third person. *bricked*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hatari; oh. They sounded like it. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Lowest XP session ever.. =3=c

GM:<font color="#000000">Now then... thanks to MapTool suddenly shutting down on me, could someone else please be sure to save a log and send it along?

* Dr. Hatari peers at Mink.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Uh.. this was about as much &quot;complaint&quot; as when everyone mused about what will happen after Miron set half the folks there up a handgrenade.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">....

* Glitch thinks he has a new catchphrase. &quot;I hate human social interaction. @_@ &quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Saed

VAE:<font color="#000000">Saved

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">ARE YOU TRYING TO KEEP US ARTIFICIALLY BELOW 11? 8|

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I have autosave logs, as always.

GM:<font color="#000000">What? No...

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'll slap it onto the wiki tomorrow, I guess.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">... you pin her arms, Hatari. &gt;:|

* Dr. Hatari senses motive! &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 18 + 5 = 23&#160;  &#187; &gt;:O

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hatari has a +5 on sense motive?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yes, I gave myself +5 wisdom. Because I am amazing. *bricked!!!*

GM:<font color="#000000">RUN AWAAAAAAY~!!!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">SHE'S LYING. YOU KNOW IT. JUST LIKE SHE DID ABOUT YOUR MOTHER!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">STOP HER.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Seriously no I'm not trying to keep you below 11. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hatari? Wisdom? O M G next we'll learn Ghost has +5 Int and Tech +5 Cha.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I just wrote the noms people gave me to give. ^^;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'll tell you what stat I don't have a lot of.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Humility. *MORE BRICKS*

VAE:<font color="#000000">No, that's the wrong way to go about it.

VAE:<font color="#000000">The right way &quot;See, when I was young I was very vain.. but now i'm perfect.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">We done? :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">In mini-plot news..

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Kordite Fight Club is now a thing.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">as is the Great Cat Feud of Yoriver Branch.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Nobody really follows the rules, so, tell your friends!

VAE:<font color="#000000">What's Sim's position actually, ghost?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">:3

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Yes.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Did Liatai tell you actually?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">42.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I asked for position.. 42 is about 27 less than expected.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The first rule is, &quot;talk about Fight Club, bring your friends, we'll get drunk and have a ball! |D&quot; The second rule is &quot;Seriously brag about it and bring people, even better if they bring their own booze to pass.&quot; *brick'd* XP

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... as I realize this campaign file is saved as Sendable 69... &gt;.&gt;

VAE:<font color="#000000">bwahahah

VAE:<font color="#000000">Sendable 69

* VAE imagines creative uses of Mage Hand there.

VAE:<font color="#000000">well, we already had a &quot;Mature Templar&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Dammit lynx. XP

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Okay! Campaign file saved -- to ze IRC! |D