Miron's Toasts

When anyone in the Leaden Mace Society is promoted, a new member has joined, or just whenever the gnomish archivist feels like it, Miron Steelsprocket is known to give witty toasts in verse. Here they are archived for your viewing pleasure.

On the occasion of Anise Berilan's acceptance into the order of the drunken masters - Ehlon 17th, 1221 CA

Ever since Anise had joined us

Every'un has gotten the gist

A soft heart and love of spirits

's coupled with a steel-hard fist.

Whether beating undead horrors

Pulling pranks or playing cards,

Not only an inquisitor

She's mastered the martial arts.

Promotion, it didn't miss 'er

However it might be sparse

May heretics and their lackeys

Feel her boot upon their arse!

On the occasion of Thomas Lazarus' acceptance into the Leaden Mace Society - Cuthon 2nd, 1221 CA

Tall and strong and clad in armour

Not used to a lady's kiss

Who once was a Pelor's templar

Now's a part of Cuthbert's fist

Raise a glass to brother Thomas

Though he rarely says a word

This overcooked inquisitor

Owes his life to his sharp sword.