Session 112

Glitch has connected.

Meany has connected.

Dr. Hatari has connected.

Ghostwish has connected.

RAM has connected.

RAM:So, what kind of trolling do we have today?

Ghostwish:None. The campaign file went up late.

Meany:Liar.

* Dr. Hatari noms.

Ghostwish:Find the trolling then.

Meany:You have have a list of trolling methods.

Meany:I've seen it.

Meany:Article fifty-six is 'induce paranoia.'

Dr. Hatari:http://www.twogag.com/comics/2012-02-27-TGAG_114_Observed.jpg

RAM:...

RAM:I wanna do this now.

Meany::P

Meany:<font color="#660033">Hmm.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Could Ghost or Hatari say something?

Meany:<font color="#660033">My window appears to have moved a few centimetres to the right.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">?

Meany:<font color="#660033">Cuts off people's names.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">dsfgds

Meany:<font color="#660033">Oh, poopy.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Yaaay.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Thanks.

Meany:<font color="#660033">http://www.twogag.com/comics/2013-01-04-TGAG_245_Old_Friend.jpg

Meany:<font color="#660033">This is the kinda treachery you need to be a Drow Betrayer. Except you don't leave them able to speak.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Or use their arms.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Or alive at all, if you can manage it.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Heh, so I'm not the only one who read that and thought of drow. :B

Meany:<font color="#660033">Hey, Lia.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Since apparently Tarnade Keep is too out of the way for Railock to sign off on it.

Meany:<font color="#660033">What happpened to the land the old Castleton Castle occupied?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:P It's been reapporopriated. The government still owns it -- the Aureate Palm branch office is an old part of that castle complex, actually.

Meany:<font color="#660033">WAIT.

Meany:<font color="#660033">We've been doing this the wrong way.

Meany:<font color="#660033">We don't buy new land to build an entirely new building.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...Hey, Lia. I don't suppose we can say Edaric and Gnogglebolt switched positons before engaging in the battle, huh? I did mention during the last game I wanted to keep Gnogglebolt in the middle of the marching order...

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Meany; what the heck are you going on about?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;7d6 = 25&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Lia; (oh, thank you. ^^ )

Meany:<font color="#660033">Railock asked me to ply my idea engine-ness pursuant to the not being a bank shoved into a McDonald's thing.

* Glitch sighs in exasperation

Meany:<font color="#660033">Anyway.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I like how that's now the common expression.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Howzabout we either buy land right outside the city wall, or buy underground areas from the Gutter Kings.

Meany:<font color="#660033">And be like the Ninja Tutles.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hatari; I certainly don't. :/

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm pretty sure the Gutter Kings don't own any land.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It would kind of disregard what they are.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">^ what hatari said about the Gutterkings, though. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">they are, technically speaking, -criminals-.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">If the wikia fluff is any indication, their whole basis is grown off of stealing from government property and amassing followings of thugs and lackeys.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I rather like the idea of having a dedicated HQ, instead of being slapped onto the side of Gnoggle's workshop as an afterthought.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Dang I need to update that, but you're pretty much right. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">It was not an afterthought geezus people.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Your words seem to be contradicted by the map. :B

RAM:<font color="#990000">Techy, like, 50% of the place is dedicated to a single massive workshop.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I put everything that was necessary in the map.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Another 30% is living space.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">'Necessary'?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ram; space use does not equal afterthought.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">And no duh.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We're pretty much done here.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">The workshop -has- to be big.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">The pad of adventurers need not be so much.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">'Pad'.

RAM:<font color="#990000">And the last 20% is kitchen, entryway and storage.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We need an HQ designed by someone with some common sense. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi's -house- is bigger. XP

RAM:<font color="#990000">There's nothing truely dedicated to the trappings of an adventuring company.

RAM:<font color="#990000">It's all &quot;hey, I have this space here that can kinda work for what you need. Don't mind the people walking in and out, or the cooking food.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Yes, ram, the entire wing is dedicated to the adventuers. Who, as others have pointed out, are primarily nomadic in the first place.

RAM:<font color="#990000">But nothing that gives off the appearance of &quot;we are a dedicated, professional and legit adventuring company.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">That's what we need.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Who said we wanted to be that? Aside from Gamal and Barbarus.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The bank wedged into a corner of the McDonalds has everything necessary for its operation too. Now quit rationalizing.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">No one else is interested in that.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Contrary to popular belief, appearance is, indeed, everything.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I'm interested.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Barbarus is still paying the rent on that old HQ.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm increasingly interested on the basis of opposing your pointless opposition of the other guy's idea just to keep the damn biased map around. :T

Meany:<font color="#660033">Perhaps we could just buy the building, the surrounding buildings, and merge them.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Doktor has a point.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Why the hell are you so adamantly against this anyway?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ignore whatever agenda-pushing thing he says.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">You guys can't be serious.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's to keep the map.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">It's his map.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Of course he's going to go against it.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">This is surprising to you???

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&gt;_- Just let it come out IC anyway, enough with the OOC discussion.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Game hasn't started yet. :3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Cheeky doesn't suit you, hatari.

* Edaric raises his hand. &quot;Uh, hello, do I count for nothing? A little professionalism'd be good. I mean. We're practically world-shakers by now.&quot; ^^;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">What.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">XD

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">WALP. NO MORE PUNS FOR YOU, HATARI. BEST KILL YERSELF. AYUP.

Glitch whispers: Can you please open up the game? Or at least start with the charQs?

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">A little professionalism would suit us well. *sagenod*

You whisper to Glitch: No.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Oh ho little miss won't tell us a thing about herself.&quot; &gt;:P

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Right. Because I am a professional. =3=

RAM:<font color="#990000">Even the NPCs think it's a good idea!

Glitch whispers: ........what. No charQs? You?

* Tathi slides an elven karma sutra under swallowtail's nose. :3

You whisper to Glitch: Railock's not here yet, now please stop, pardon me, bitching in whispers. Listen to what the others are saying instead of instantly refuting it.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">I do not speak your elven moonspeak. =3=

Glitch:<font color="#000000">You know, I made the map -with- both Lia and Meany helping and both of them vetted it the first time around...

Glitch:<font color="#000000">now it';s not good enough for anyone?&gt;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">It has pictures, darling. Graphic ones.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You also gave me a week-long fight for wanting to put in WINDOWS. =3=;;;;;

RAM:<font color="#990000">We've also evolved as a group.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The group's grown and changed; the space needs to grow and change to reflect that.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">....week long? I just handed it to you and let you do that.

Tathi: <font color="#9933ff">(( I remember that, and if I remember something, boy howdy it was bad. XD ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Pfft yeah after I fought you for weeks.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I'm sorry, but it's just not sufficient for the adventuring group we are now.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">And Gnogglebolt did -feliberate- future-proof it by adding more rooms than we had people in the party at the time.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">*deliberately

Liatai:<font color="#000000">And Gnogglebolt also bitched about it. =3=

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ugh these people MADE me put in windows =3= &quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I remember that DISTINCTLY.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">That's not gracefully handing things over.

You whisper to Glitch: ... I realize my tone may have come off as attacking. I'm sorry. :( Please let us know if you start feeling that way?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Well I still don't see what you think is so necessary about windows in a building designed like a bunker for adventurer defence--a direct result of what happened to the first place we stayed at--but I'm not going to open up -that- wound again.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It's also a HOUSE and a HEADQUARTERS. XP

Meany:<font color="#660033">You want to know the bad thing about bunkers?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">This is just compounding the matter that you have absolutely no concern for taste of making an appreciable HQ. :T

Meany:<font color="#660033">They are difficult to abandon, are not meant to be a primary place of living, and have no windows because they're supposed to be underground.

Meany:<font color="#660033">A fallback point.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Though I will say this.

Glitch whispers: yeah, time's come and gone. &gt;.&gt; I just don't want to give up the map, it serves everyy existing need adequately but everyone wants more and I don't, as you say, have the social IQ to convince them otherwise...

Meany:<font color="#660033">You took init, built a map, made it look good if not for the intended audience, then from an objective standpoint.

<font color="#0000ff">Railock has connected.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Hat's off about that. But it is time to grow once more.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Yo.

Railock:<font color="#000000">how much tiem do I have?

Glitch whispers: besides, if they move, then Gnogglebolt will just build a new workshop out the new place anyway, no commuting. I don't even want to -mention- that yet unless this nose-dive is impossible to pull out of.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We haven't done anything yet.

You whisper to Glitch: People wouldn't be raising complaints if they considered it adequate. ^^; The group's grown to a point where 'adequate' doesn't cover it anymore. That's the social IQ part of it; the group needs a more expansive, impressive place because they have a more impressive presence now.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Except bitch and fight amongst ourselves.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">yeah but I'll be first and I was wondering do I have time to take care of anything before my turn

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Which we could chalk up to getting into character at this point. *bricked*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yes, you do.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We haven't even begun to settle in.

Glitch whispers: ....do you think this would work as a compromise? Buy out the adjacent lot, then expand the building and build more -onto- it, rather than abandon it?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">okay

Glitch whispers: if you think that would work, I'd really appreciate it if you could propose it...

<font color="#0000ff">VAE has connected.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">brb

You whisper to Glitch: A place that's less than 30% of a larger building doesn't imply &quot;powerful, successful adventuring company.&quot; It implies &quot;mall kiosk,&quot; or &quot;we can't afford to buy a bigger place, so we owe this guy and pay rent to his bigger organization.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">good job not even mentioning server is up

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">have ghost text me when it's time then, trying to put together a new computer chair to replace my broken one

Glitch whispers: the expand idea? &gt;.&gt;

You whisper to Glitch: ... And frankly, I know you like that map, but it's way outdated.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">He did, silly. It's why I got on.

Glitch whispers: Make the adventurer-side bigger in its own right?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Okay.

You whisper to Glitch: Are you listening to what I'm saying?

You whisper to Glitch: Expanding the map would make it even more bloated and laggy, too. It's hard enough to find tokens on it now.

Glitch whispers: well, you haven't even really said--oh. ....Well, what about Tathihouse? That one's -really- hard...

You whisper to Glitch: If it comes to it, I'll be calling everyone so we all can have input on the building of the new HQ, so Gnogglebolt can still have his workshop... but it'll be more streamlined.

You whisper to Glitch: Tathihouse is also not meant to be a day-to-day map.

Glitch whispers: well, then at the very least, could you tell everyone to do that 'call everyone for input of new building' as an -ic- thing? Perhaps a day where we all work on the map, but stay in-character...

You whisper to Glitch: But can you see what the problem is with the &quot;bank in a McDonalds&quot; idea and why people are having issues with it? ^^;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">CAT

Liatai:<font color="#000000">ACK

Liatai:<font color="#000000">SHE'S BOUNCING EVERYWHERE

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Scared the heck out of me ^^;;;;

Meany:<font color="#660033">You know what's scarier?

Meany:<font color="#660033">GRENADE.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Sillly Cocoa. x3

Glitch whispers: No, unfortunately, I still don't, but I'm willing to accept it without understanding just to try and move on.

You whisper to Glitch: Hmmm. How best can I try to describe it...

You whisper to Glitch: Sorry, I had to step AFK a moment. And no... in this case the OOC discussion is brainstorming that precedes the IC conversation. It's like you planning &quot;aha&quot; moments. :3

Glitch whispers: ...what I still -really- don't understand is why expanding won't work because, if you guys really do make a new map from scratch and Gnogglebolt has to add his workshop into it, it will -still- be -just as big-, and much bigger because everyone's adding more to the 'adventurer' side...

You whisper to Glitch: It's ironing out details and planning the scene.

Glitch whispers: the whole map being just as big and bigger, I mean.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">back. :3

You whisper to Glitch: Not really. Bigger doesn't always mean better and more streamlined. :3 I can fashion a map that I think will work well, and if all else fails, Gnogglebolt can use the old building as solely a school, and thus have even MORE space.

Glitch whispers: Gnogglebolt will not have the two things he's a part of in two different places. No commuting. :B

You whisper to Glitch: ... Why not?

* Meany launches sticky bombs at Ghost.

Meany:<font color="#660033">&gt;:U

You whisper to Glitch: Commuting is the one thing he's BEST at!

* Ghostwish just drinks. :3

You whisper to Glitch: Come on, you can't tell me Gnogglebolt wouldn't enjoy helicoptering to work in the morning. :B

Glitch whispers: Neither he nor I like the idea of there being any possibility of him working in his workshop and missing out on developments with everyone else if he can't just walk through a door and hear what's going on.

You whisper to Glitch: Commuting in a Mazian device would also be advertising the school passively.

Glitch whispers: It's an information-blindness thing.

You whisper to Glitch: So invent a monitoring system. :3

Meany:<font color="#660033">So.

Meany:<font color="#660033">What are we waiting on now?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Nothing, I hope...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes I know we'll be starting soon, I just need to think of how to word things.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Probably cooldown.

You whisper to Glitch: Anyway... the bank in a McDonalds thing. Lemme try to explain from an economics standpoint. In business, real estate often equals percieved success and affluence. Location, location, location, I'm sure you've heard that before. Think of a mall... say you see two new clothing stores, you've never heard of their brand before, never seen them anywhere else. They're brand new to you.

* VAE used a hard cider bottlecap to fix a somewhat bork'd microphone stand

VAE:<font color="#000000">macgyver lynx ftw :3

You whisper to Glitch: One of them has a small store that you can barely get through without pushing aside clothes and furniture. One is larger and has more open space. Which would you be more inclined to think is more successful and a more worthy place to shop?

Glitch whispers: so, what's the problem with suddenly doubling or tripling the size of the building and dedicating all the rest to the Guardians, giving them a greater-than-50% overall of the whole thing?

You whisper to Glitch: Could you follow my logic for a moment, please? I'm trying to explain the problem. ^^;

Glitch whispers: You're saying that the store with more open space is better off, right?

You whisper to Glitch: I'm not saying anything. I'm asking you, if you were to look at them, what would you think was the store that was better off?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">... I'm going to play a warframe mission. IRC ping me when you guys are done.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sorry. :(

Glitch whispers: Or at least looks nicer. (subjectively. Personally I wouldn't think so, I'm much more inclined to efficient and maximum use of space, but I can at least accept that's the perspective of everyone else.)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'm trying to explain a difficult concept. ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Explain what to who?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">This is the worst thing to open a session with. :T

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">That IRC for OOC only rule is looking better and better by the day, huh?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hatari - I know but I can't let this fester. :(

Liatai:<font color="#000000">In the meantime...

VAE:<font color="#000000">I wholeheartedly agree with it, Ghost

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Liatai, I could do character questions for you?

VAE:<font color="#000000">At least, when game starts

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sure, that'd work, Ghost. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">And anyone can get those - Bobcat has them in

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Okay!

Tokens dropped onto map 'Yoriver - Underdark'DM:<font color="#9933FF">WOW this chair is comfy.

DM:<font color="#9933FF">Right! Let's see.

You whisper to Glitch: Ah... therein may lie some of the problem. ^^; Again, social IQ versus engineering IQ.

DM:<font color="#9933FF">Hrm, for the 12th, it's a question I think any class with companions can skip. |D

DM:<font color="#9933FF">12. Does your character keep any pets?

You whisper to Glitch: As for the expansion idea. I know you live in a more populated area than I do... but have you ever had, like, a Wal-Mart move into an area near you that hasn't had one before?

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Kor's not a pet, he's a pest I pamper entirely too much.&quot;

Kor:<font color="#9933FF">Ungrateful wench..

Glitch whispers: Which is why I'm saying I'll just accept that's what everyone else wants if you say so, but why wouldn't expanding the building and dedicating more space to adventuer not work? Ahh....actually, yeah, kinda. Truth be told, I'm actually in a very small isolated suburbia. It got bigger and we got a shopping area with a Safeway only a few years ago.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Duh.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ehh. I'm not one for animals, and animals tend to repay it in kind. Then, there's Striga, she isn't mine, though I do get her a rat or two every so often... does it count?

You whisper to Glitch: Do you pay much attention to your local news?

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Yeeeah, rather obvious as to why I shouldn't answer this, hrm?&quot; He says, as he ruffles Tavia's ears.

Glitch whispers: ....not much, no. &gt;.&gt; Wasn't until I started hanging out on the internet that I started consuming any news at all, really. I was too young to care back then. ^^;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Naw, no pets here. Talfeera's ferret is enough. :B

You whisper to Glitch: Often when a big store moves into a small area, there's a bit of an uproar. Space needs to be appropriated for it, local regulations need to be obeyed, there might be a smaller business in the planned area, traffic needs to be reconsidered... And there are people who will constantly resist the encroachment of big business into the area no matter what.

You whisper to Glitch: Castleton is a pretty cramped little city. Already, the building that the Guardians are in is comparatively the size of a mega-mart.

Glitch whispers: Actually, all I remember was 'excited'. &quot;Yay we don't have to drive to the next town over to get groceries!&quot;

You whisper to Glitch: Let's be honest, Gnogglebolt at some point is going to need to commute. The Guardians aren't going to be moving into Fort Gaerlun.

DM:<font color="#9933FF">Gamal? Thomas? Gnogglebolt?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tom is the friend of all life *brick'd*

VAE:<font color="#000000">He's got a pet bee

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I keep Snarky as a pet. :B

DM:<font color="#9933FF">SO MANY PETS~

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Gah, dog whining, need to relocate.

DM:<font color="#9933FF">Careful on those stairs!

DM: <font color="#9933ff">(( I forgot that hatari said to ping him. XP ))

DM: <font color="#9933ff">(( I texted railock ))

DM:<font color="#9933FF">Someone asks your character to describe her family. How does she answer?

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;What did they do now.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Dutiful, definitely. Mother's a local paladin, dad's a ranger. I grew up knowing responsibility as natural as breathing.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Weak.

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;This is your business how?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">A lot like me, considering how I got most of everything of me from my parents. Except my sister, she was the family oddball.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">We're all a bunch of misfits and delinquents. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why the hell do you need to know? The time has long passed.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">We ride around, making a huge racket, spraypainting grafiti everywhere. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Good times.

DM:<font color="#9933FF">Ooo. This one will take some thought. What mythological figure best personifies your character?

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;.. wow. Hrm. Hera maybe?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and I am backand sitting in nice new chair

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I don't really know any mythological figures except the most superficial ones. :B

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Hercules.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Didn't he enslave like one hundred children once? &gt;.&gt;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;But... I suppose it can't harm you to know that my family owned a glassworks in Kemmer. Spare a coin for Radan's glass  It's the best that Kemmer has  .. we had it above the door, a piece of a longer call my father wrote up. But eh. Thanks to ninefold damned drowish scum, none of that exists anymore.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Hercules.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=w=;

Meany:<font color="#660033">Didn't Hercules murder his wife and children.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I've got a few I could chose from. Chose any hunter figure and there's a connection somewhere.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">And kill himself due to stupidity?

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Artemis.&quot;

You whisper to Glitch: I can see this is going to take some more talking. We'll have to talk more about this later -- and please don't try to shut it down because it's OOC, okay? {:3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oh, wow.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I don't even know.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I don't think there's a god of guns and hugs.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And Gnogglebolt.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hephaestus.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Doomrider.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">ALL OF THE COCAINE!

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">http://1d4chan.org/images/thumb/5/57/Doomrider_NANANANANA.png/600px-Doomrider_NANANANANA.png

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Yeah, Doomrider works.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Except, you know, minus all the drugs. :P

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Hades.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">FOR SLANNESH!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">PORN FOR THE PORN GOD!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">SMUT FOR THE SMUT THRONE!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">... does Fharlanghn count? {:3

DM:<font color="#9933FF">What is your character's least favorite food?

Viceth:<font color="#000000">Yoda, I would be.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so, what are we waiting on to start?

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Yoda's not mythological you senile old goof. :P

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">lEAST FAVORITE?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oops.

Viceth:<font color="#000000">Care, I do not. |3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Least favorite?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Meats.

* Shankfang the Deffrider is vegitarian.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Drow.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Vegetarian?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Vegan. :B

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Euuuuuugh probably haggis. =w=; Bad memories of childhood. Making that stuff makes the place stink for days...

* Shankfang the Deffrider gains Psychic Vegan Powers!

Viceth:<font color="#000000">Movies, become stories. Stories, become legends. Legends, become myths. Myths, Mythological are.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Mythological figure, eh? Are there any myths regarding inquisitors anywhere? Perhaps the furies/erinyes of themselves, spirits of holy anger and just vengeance... not the sort we're fighting today, though. I'd look patently stupid in one's garb.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Vegan is much worse. Friends don't let friends go vegan.

Viceth whispers: there, just to back you up

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">But...

Meany:<font color="#660033">Vegan is the hispster of diets.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">But being Vegan gives you psychic powers!

Meany:<font color="#660033">No.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Having aids gives you psychic powers.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Don't make me call the Vegan police.

You whisper to Railock: .... Dang, you threw me for a second, I thought that really was him speaking. |D (IC)

Meany:<font color="#660033">Being vegan gives you hipster.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Cold pudding.

Viceth whispers: haha. ghost in the machine! nah, just using the fact I have control and same color to make em think you might be pushing the point

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Probably giant ants.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Eh. I'm fairly open to new foods. I'd have to say poorly made ones.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Least favorite? *pause* *long pause* *... loooooong pause*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;:. ......

Altonor:<font color="#000000">... Food's food? :B

DM:<font color="#9933FF">Does your character have any phobias? What are they and how intense are they? How have they impacted his life?

Masabel:<font color="#000000">Augh, what is that surface stuff, the spun sugar stuff. Cloud candy?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">..Vegetable casserole. =w=;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Fire.

Masabel:<font color="#000000">Way too sweet, way too sticky.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Not as bad as it used to be, though.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I have agoraphobia. I can't look at the sky for more than a few seconds.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">And being out of caves generally makes me want to murder people from anxiety.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Not really.. ... ..I guess I'm a pretty brave guy! I mean, I worry about some things. But I think those are all pretty reasonable worries, context considered. ^^;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">..Yeah.. I do.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">But it's a secret.

Viceth:<font color="#000000">Agoraphobia is fairly common among drow, Sszeyl. ... Not that I have it to as great of a degree as I used to. I quite enjoy the sky. Especially on the rare occasions when I'm on the surface during a storm.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Least favourite food. . . Stale dwarven army rations, probably. They aren't a wonder even proper, but if they get wet, after a few days the bread will taste worse than your foot wraps.&quot;

Masabel:<font color="#000000">Explains why you've been hit by lightning twice.

Viceth:<font color="#000000">|3

Altonor:<font color="#000000">... There a word for fear of losing control over yourself?

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Sanity.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Probably.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">I can feel the shakes trying to catch up with me as we're going down into these tunnels...but I've got it under control.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">There's a phobia for everything

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">What I fear... I do not wish to say.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">we need to encounter someone with a phobia of being hugged

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I... I really hate sailing. Does that count? It's... there's a reason we can't walk on water - we're just not meant to go around it. Besides, if you ever experienced a tunnel flood, you won't look at water the same way again.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Roll two percentiles to determine your phobie. 100,100 is a fear of phobias. You cannot handle your peers being afraid of things!!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">... Claustrophobia. I guess I need to start owning it if I want to get better at getting over it.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Though my shakes aren't so much claustrophobia as it is the environment itself bringing up...memories.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000"> This kind of place is where it happened.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">... And is there a word for a fear of being alone? :.

Meany:<font color="#660033">There should be.

Meany:<font color="#660033">But I couldn't find it.

Meany:<font color="#660033">YOU HAVE FAILED ME, GOOGLE.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">The claustrophobia thing doesn't really hit me unless I'm alone in a tight space. I'm fine here, for example, but if I was alone? Hooboy... ^^;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;The phobia related to the etreme fear of being alone is known as Isolophobia, Autophobia, or Monophobia.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">my fear? fear of never being known. fear of failure to achieve the fame necessary to prove my parents were right.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Huh. :V

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Haphephobia. Touch me and find out.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">...Wait.

Masabel:<font color="#000000">Hey Firaira.

Masabel:<font color="#000000">Not touching you~

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...I've found -two- different ones for fear of being alone.

Meany:<font color="#660033">What if Ed went blind/deaf from a failed save?

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">*TWANG* &gt;:(

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&quot;Monophobia&quot; and &quot;Autophobia&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">That would be hell. D|

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I see what you mean. It's not a phobia... but I prefer being around people I know, especially when I sleep. Beats having a drow or another scumbag creep in on me, see.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I would cure him. =3=

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Meany; careful, you're edging into One territory, there.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">One?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ram should know. &gt;.&gt;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">haha

RAM:<font color="#990000">...One?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...but I don't want to talk about it, because I don't want to give the DM daymares right before starting the game. ^^;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ram; metallica?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ah, is it a song about solipsism or something?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">.....You could interpret it that way, sure. &gt;.&gt;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Let's leave it at that. &gt;.&gt;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Solipsism would be a nightmare if it was true! D|

RAM:<font color="#990000">Oh, that One. :B

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">I don't know. The thought of all of you being fictional is somewhat amusing.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm pretty sure if a Metallica song could give you daymares you're under a social obligation to man the fuck up or get off the internet. :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">at least no one has Epistemophobia

DM:<font color="#9933FF">How does your character dress on a typical day?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ohhhh THAT song.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Robes, maybe a nice dress. Sometimes nude. Depends if I'm just staying home.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hatari; not so much the song itself, but the movie the song was based on/inspired from.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Pants and a shirt.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Lia; oh, so you do know of it? &gt;.&gt;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">robes. robes for every season of the year

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">now can we get to the game? cause you know what'd be awesome? getting through two combats instead of just one

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah, a music history professor I had was a big fan of war songs and anti-war propaganda. Very interesting. I saw the music video in high school.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Everyone being fictional? That's ... plain out bad. All of the heretic scum, all the affronts to law and common sense I have spent my life fighting.. it'd have to be me thinking them into existence.. Just.. no.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">:)

Meany:<font color="#660033">We're probably not going to even manage one.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Railock; we would have had to start three hours ago if we wanted that. :B

Meany:<font color="#660033">^^;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Boots, trousers, holsters, couple bandoliers of powder horns and a bunch of ball ammunition in a BoH.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And, of course, no shirt. :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">bs

* Tomiko Lazarus gestures frankly to herself. She's basically wearing street clothes already. Black pants, boots, a vest, chain belt, and fingerless gloves.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">if people payed attention, thought ahead, and pretyped/used macros it'd be no problem

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Lia; ah yes, then you do indeed know of it...

Meany:<font color="#660033">43 turns per round.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Shoulda woulda coulda. NEVER GON HAPPEN.

Meany:<font color="#660033">It is going to be -a long damn time.-

GM:<font color="#000000">Right, where'd we leave off. Right! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE! &gt;|D

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I wear -- *TRAMPLE'D*

* Gamal-Junayd charges, combat expertise at max

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oh god, Lia's not running the Beardeds as one or two blocks in the init? Crap. &gt;.&gt;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 1 = 1&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+17+AMod = 1 + 17 + -2 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+6+DMod = Dam = (11 + 6 + 0) = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Crap nothing, I don't want to see an enemy turn take 12 consecutive bleeding glaive swings.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and tumble full speed of course past 1st glaice

Green Fiend 5:<font color="#000000">One fiend takes a step back and sets its glaive...

Green Fiend 2:<font color="#000000">Ouch! The tumble threw off your aim.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; I don't know if I'm in range of all of them, I need to be a little closer! Melee folks, prepare to move up after our magic artillery drops some--dangit, Gamal.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">done after that. I'll expect many many attacks

Tokens dropped onto map 'World Map'Otto Werner:<font color="#FF0000">Got no business callin' yourself &quot;artillery&quot; if you can't drop a safe fire pattern onto that kind of formation.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; Everyone with melee, try to advance slowly as a wall if you can, don't close the distance until after our mages have softened them up! Unless Gamal needs to be bailed out.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">Since when did we start taking tactical advice from an engie? =3= *wrench'd*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">dude, I'm on the extreme edge. there is TONS of room to drop AoE's

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Since Gnogglebolt has given good tactical advice in the past.

* Altonor ignores. Obviously ignores. |D

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">as will masabel

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">He has?

Meany:<font color="#660033">Less chatter.

Meany:<font color="#660033">More murderin' devils.

Meany:<font color="#660033">*is brick'd for hyprocrisy*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Dropping the anti-teleport cone as it is for a moment.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Glitch, kindly remove your template.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">thats a cone of pain

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ram; yes, actually--ack

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">oh that's glitch, thankfully

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'll ask for it when it's needed. But for now, the battle will be a mess of templates.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Alright. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">So unless you want to keep redrawing it... :P

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Well, if everyone would use ctrl+Z :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">ah well, no biggie

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ram; yes, Gnogglebolt has done battle plans in the past.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Probably his best moment for that was during the Briarclaw arc.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">...Divine folks, do any of you have Protection from Evil up?

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Hells and damnit.. I need to get some new spells.. all these bloody fiendish traits are really pinching my firepower.&quot;

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">That, however, IS a template of pain, but not a cone. Everyone within it? Prepare to roll Will saves! Good creatures within the noxious blast take &#171; &#160;5d8 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage and are sickened for &#171;  &#160;1d4 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; rounds -- a successful DC 19 Will save reduces that to half and removes the sickening. Neutral creatures take half the damage and are not sickened, but may make a DC 19 Will save to further halve the damage. Miron takes one quarter of the original damage and may make a DC 19 Will save to halve that damage, if he's in that blast.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 19 + 10 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I think that's divine folk singular. And CoPFE was cast earlier today. :x

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+will = 11 + 12 = 23&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; +2 if its enchantment!

Kep'salion:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 10 + 5 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 8 + 15 = 23&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Will save: &#171; &#160;1d20+19 = 10 + 19 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+will = 19 + 7 = 26&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; +2 if it's enchantment!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">...erp

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;29-10 = 29 - 10 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Just made it.

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">Just for reference? &#171; &#160;26/2 = 26 / 2 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;26/4 = 26 / 4 = 6.5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;26/8 = 26 / 8 = 3.25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 10 + 5 = 15&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(will save was 9, not 19)

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 6 + 7 = 13&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&#171; &#160;1d20+11+mod = 20 + 11 + 0 = 31&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187; Will save!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Maximum Nope.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">God dammit, why is it always will saves? &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 7 + 2 = 9&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Will: &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 10 + 9 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 9 + 8 = 17&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; Will save!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">By ther skin of my teeth as well.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">EVASION~

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Does that apply here? =3=;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Only applies to reflex.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Crap. :V

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">No sickening...but both my character's Aid hp is eaten through.

Draugrim:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 16 + 1 = 17&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; will save!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&#171; &#160;27/4 = 27 / 4 = 6.75&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well. That was simple.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&#171; &#160;7/2 = 7 / 2 = 3.5&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Four for me.

Kor:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+will = 8 + 9 = 17&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; Kor obeys only cheese!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">All three of my characters had their Aid HP blown off immediately. No other damage.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hwuf!&quot; Gnogglebolt takes the brunt of the blast, but he looks neither ill, nor even damaged.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Wait -- one moment.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Hrg! Not again, witches!&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You said Magic Circle against Evil is in effect, Hatari?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">No.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">What's CoPFE, then?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It only lasts 110 minutes. It was cast at the beginning of the day, before we even met the Baron.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Thankfully, I'm CN.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ohhhh.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl does a llittle spin, and the great coat he's wearing scoops up most of the smoke around him, and swirls it away.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">There goes my extra HP, but no sickness.

Viceth:<font color="#000000">Ahem, erinyes.

Viceth:<font color="#000000">SR checks.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh! Sszeyl, spell resistence?

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">...

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 4 + 10 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Will save

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 2 + 12 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for Sszeyl, &#171;  &#160;1d20+12 = 13 + 12 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for Viceth, &#171;  &#160;1d20+12 = 8 + 12 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for Masabel, &#171;  &#160;1d20+12 = 19 + 12 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for Altonor.

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">... wow, the young ones are completely safe.

* Thomas Lazarus takes no extra Shield Other damage. \o/

Viceth:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 1 + 14 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Will save!

Meany:<font color="#660033">Viceth breathes deeply from the smoke.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Like it was a rose garden.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Mmmmm.

Meany:<font color="#660033">That's good brimstone.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+fortitude = 15 + 6 = 21&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187;

Viceth:<font color="#000000">I've put worse things into my lungs over the years. *brick'd*

Swallowtail has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Swallowtail!

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Swallowtail crouches and vanishes in a slight wisp of smoke. She stalks deeper into the battlefield while still putting generous distance between her and the many soon to be born craters. Friendly and hostile targeted alike. She holds position while still vanished.

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor coughs as the blast irritates his lungs somewhat. &quot;Did they feed them beans for a month, or what in the foothills of fuck/&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And now sacred canine duty calls. AFK!

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;53172-1000 = 53172 - 1000 = 52172&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">What's that?

Masabel whispers: do I assume I still have masabel and viceth to bot?

Meany:<font color="#660033">Ghost put a number to the amount of bullshit Tathi will suffer before snapping and killing us all.

Meany:<font color="#660033">That is him lowering it.

Green Fiend 2:<font color="#000000">Gamal is swiped at with the glaive! Glaive &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 5 + 9 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+4 = 5 + 4 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 7 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;!

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#990000">Ohey, I'm still controlling this guy, aren't I?

Meany:<font color="#660033">:V

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi grimaces, suddenly and violently. &quot;Kya!&quot; She cries, but it doesn't seem to be entirely from the attack, no.

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#990000">...Crap, I don't have the elvish speak website! D: * Gamal-Junayd adroitly dodges them

GM:<font color="#000000">Only if you want to, Ram. Though if you're going to RP as Rae... Think more Kordite, less Boccobite. |3 *brick'd*

GM:<font color="#000000">http://www.grey-company.org/Circle/language/intro.htm

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#990000">I have no idea what that means. :P

* Meany prowls.

GM:<font color="#000000">More bombastic, less reserved. :P

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">more tomi. less scholar

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Tanya awra..&quot; Tathi mutters. &quot;Oh but you little bastard.. is this really how you shrug off this life?&quot; She mutters in elven..

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#990000">I can do that. &gt;:3

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi, you all right?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Yes.. I'll.. live. Kor, however, is dead.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Wat.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- What?&quot;

Firaira has received initiative.Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;He didn't survive.. That attack.. it killed him.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">kors dead? did no one heal him after last combat?

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Too much damage at once. ))

Malachite:<font color="#000000">No!! D8

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Then we best make sure we don't have any other casualities.&quot; She says sternly as she advances forward.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Wait

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Hatari

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Is afk.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Revivify, does it work on familiars?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It does.

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( It won't get her back that exp, though. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( :V ))

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Problem solved!

Aelian has received initiative.Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">HEY NOT DONE

VAE:<font color="#000000">. . . Would Tom really agree to using it on a rat?

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( That is a question. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Still your turn, Ghost. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Kan Tomas not brink him back?&quot; &gt;: Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Shit, I have to wait for my turn, though. Unless I can use the scroll as an immediate action?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Like, something he might need on *people*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh god who died

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">I don't know. Hatari, when you get back, tell me how this works.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Kor.

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Kor. ))

RAM:<font color="#990000">Kor.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ko

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Kor died.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">the rat

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Wait isn't he immune *bricked*

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">On the plus side.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;So it got him. . . I always figured he'd be immune to this sort of a thing.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">We get meat stew tonight.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">:D

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">but..wait. isn't kor like...evil?

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">In a lightning fast motion, Firaira draws a pair of arrows and fires on Green Fiend 2! &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 7 + 11 = 18&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8 = 4&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; damage and &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 15 + 11 = 26&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8 = 3&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; damage!

VAE:<font color="#000000">See Miron's comment

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Hatari, how does the Revivify scroll work? Do I have to wait until my turn, or can I do it immediately?

Green Fiend 2:<font color="#000000">Are those arrows silvered?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">YES! The arrows should be silvered! The silversheen!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Mmmm... decisions decisions.. do I let them revive Kor or not.. improved familiar is a handy thing....

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">And Kor, his joke is kind of done..

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Track how many arrows you're using though, the silversheen only works on 20

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">Yes, they are.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">if you get an outsider familier, make it kors soul in new form

Green Fiend 2:<font color="#000000">THOCK. One of them hits, and the wound lets off a plume of violet smoke.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Badass form!

GM:<font color="#000000">Aelian?

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">I'm just now done. |D

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yeah sorry, catching up.

Malachite:<font color="#000000">''Nooooo! Not Kor! You wee little bastard, there was so much food left to torment you with!''

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Revivify works just like Tom described it IC. It's a touch range standard action.

Malachite:<font color="#000000">Rae!

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;We need to spread out! Don't let them get another blast like that in!&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It has to be applied to a corpse within 1 round of it becoming a corpse.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Standard action, so I -do- have to wait my turn. *looks at the init limbo*

Malachite:<font color="#000000">Let's murderize 'em. &gt;8|

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So after the thing that killed them takes its next turn, it is too late.

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#990000">&quot;I am so sorry Tinu(ma-something?). I swear, they will pay!&quot; &gt;:E

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Aelian nocks two arrows at once and fires at Erinyes 1, and yes, they're silvered!! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-4 = 16 + 15 - 4 = 27&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+15-4 = 18 + 15 - 4 = 29&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 7 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187;!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Tinuamin = my daughter.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Getting IC...

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">Not aligned, though?

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#990000">That's it, Tinuamin.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl blinks.

Tavia:<font color="#9933FF">The hound comes running out, growling.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">I'm sorry, aligned???

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">That is his entire reaction to Kor''s death.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">End.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain turns his head as he hears the announcement of death, then looks forward to Thomas. &quot;Sir Lazarus! The scroll you gave me--will it work? Should I use it?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">On a rat that will likely die again next round?

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">Are his arrows Good? Holy? Anything?

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Familiar pocket spells exist for this reason. ))

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Silver!

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( As do haversacks/bags of holding. ))

Meany:<font color="#660033">And afk.

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">Ack, sacred canine duty, BRB.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Technically Tom could have instantly cast Delay Death on Kor when he died, but... I was afk and everyone has already reacted, so...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We'll say I didn't have line of sight. &gt;.&gt;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Are you... serious? There's always more rats, and the scroll can save the life of one of us.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I'm sure we could say you still could and excuse afk... :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Lia's call, though.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I... hate to do it.. but.. don't. Kor is dead, and it ripped into me. At this point, as much as I loved that little fat rat.. he's a weakness. To me.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oh god she's starting to talk about parts of herself as 'weaknesses'

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Just go.&quot; She says, gritting her teeth. &quot;Kill them before they take anymore.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus seems torn, but hesitantly shrugs. &quot;..Alright..&quot; He grips his sword. &quot;The call's made, I guess. Let's stay focused..&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&quot;This body is a weakness....I will become more....&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">&quot;Left arm damaged beyond use. Jettison left arm.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">Moar afk.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">http://xkcd.com/933/

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain was starting to reach for the scroll, but he looks back at Tathi with a concerned expression after she speaks, though he instead returns to face the enemy.

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#990000">&quot;Are you sure, Tinuamin?&quot;

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#990000">Italicize that in your minds. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom is a pretty big bleeding heart. But he's not such a big bleeding heart that he would spend one of three revives during a small army battle. On a rat. After the owner said, 'don't'. Barely.

* Thomas Lazarus is bricked.

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">The arrows stick, but don't hiss in the same way the wounds of the bearded devils did.

Green Fiend 4:<font color="#000000">Glaives for Gamal! &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 2 + 9 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 10 + 3 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+4 = 10 + 4 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 9 + 3 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

* Tomiko Lazarus seems perplexed while holding against the wall. She looks at the party and rapidly headcounts.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">not like it's a bee after all

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Who's Kor??&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;A rat in rusty armor.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;What the.. are they not the same as the bearded ones?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus squints. &quot;They aren't, Aelian. They're a higher rank of hellion.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Hey that rhymes.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dey shall die all de same.&quot; &gt;:|

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Knowledge: Planes (Self-reference mainly) &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 9 + 10 = 19&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Erinyes lack the weakness to silver that the lower fiendish legions have. Holy weapons still do the trick, though.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...what do all those green boxes mean on the Beardeds?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Wouldn't you like to know.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">something about readying their glaives? I think I saw that earlier...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">They're DM reference, let's leave it at that.

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#990000">Raerarael claps his hands together, pointing them at fiend number 2.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Well, can you describe what it looks like they're doing? :B &quot;He waves his hands and mutters an incantation.&quot; Casting a spell. &quot;He holds his crossbow up, looking for an opportunity for someone to come in range.&quot; Readied action. Paraphrased from the DMG. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom does his best to explain in battle. &quot;Some fiends resist anything but holy weapons or special metals. Some, just holy weapons. And for some, it takes both at once.&quot; He points at Aelian. &quot;Just silver should work alright on the green ones. Erinyes need blessed brands.&quot;

Green Fiend 20:<font color="#000000">They seem to be setting their glaives in a pincushiony phalanx.

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#990000"> &quot;Sgiathatch kosta... Lightning crackles around his hands before shooting out at the fiend! Chain Lightning, &#171; &#160;12d6 = 52&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage, reflex throw Ican'trememberwhat for half damage...

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Thankye. :&gt;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Dangit.. well, we need to take them down, quick like.&quot;

Green Fiend 2:<font color="#000000">Roll SR.

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 16 + 12 = 28&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Is it?

Green Fiend 2:<font color="#000000">It is! &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 16 + 7 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Reflex!

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">So that's why my silver knuckles didn't punch through her DR the last time..

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#990000">Did he make the save?

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#990000">I don't know what the DC is.

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#990000">I'm new to spellcasters. :B

Green Fiend 2:<font color="#000000">The lightning ZAPS the creature -- it's spell level plus appropriate ability mod, without feats involved. :B

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Rae has a +6 Charisma. That means the save DC of his spells are 10 + 6 + the spell level.

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#990000">Ah, cool.

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#990000">So.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Back.

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#990000">The lightning crackles over the fiend for a moment...

Meany:<font color="#660033">Need to make any saves?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Not us.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Meany; nope. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh. Oh oh, dang. Liatai. Big question, about the environemtn.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&quot;where&quot; are the Erinyes? Are they like, standing on top of a battlements-wall in the tunnel?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Or is that the other side of a wall, or what?

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">This person would also like to know how high the gate is.

GM:<font color="#000000">Aha! Yes! Thank you! I knew I forgot to describe something.

Meany:<font color="#660033">I just realized Sszeyl needs to do something awesome.

Meany:<font color="#660033">BUT WHAT. D: Glitch:<font color="#000000">Indeed, what exactly are we looking at. :B

GM:<font color="#000000">As your round the tunnel in the cavern, swords gleaming, spells a'slinging, you catch sight of your goal -- the duergar fortress. One thing you can say about duergar architecture, if nothing else... it certainly is... blocky.

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#990000">Suddenly, Raerarael whips his hands apart and shouts! &quot;...Bragollach!&quot; The lightning suddenly burst forth, jumping from fiend to fiend, taking on the shape of a crackling blue dragon! Each additional fiend stretching to number 21 takes half of 52 damage, reflex save DC 22 for half, again!

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#990000">Shall I roll 12 seperate SR checks? :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Architects after my own heart.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Gyah. Dwarven stoneworking was lost to this race..&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">He could pull a Master Asia. And ride into battle standing on Draugrim's back. Like, literally, just standing on the middle of his back. Arms folded. As the wolf charges into melee.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The Duergar believe that effort supersedes the need for skill. It certainly shows.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">NOTHING COULD GO WRONG.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Draugrim would murder him.

Meany:<font color="#660033">...

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">NOTHING.

Meany:<font color="#660033">How far could Sszeyl throw Draugrim?

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Probably not very far at all. He's humongous.

GM:<font color="#000000">The building is built into the wall of the tunnel -- how deep it goes, you can't be certain. A blocky wall with only a few arrow slits in it holds the main gate, and a few gleaming everburning torches, obviously placed there by the new owners due to the fact that they have more ornamental holders. The wall itself is about twelve feet high, and very thick -- you can see a shelf beyond the battlements where the erinyes stand. Two doors stand on either side of the upper level, and behind it is a blank, flat wall with the same sparse arrow slits and occasional torch.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Unless you somehow have the Devastating Throw technique.

Meany:<font color="#660033">...

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Okay, so the wall indeed does -not- go all the way up to the ceiling.

Meany:<font color="#660033">What about Tomiko?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Excellent.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Just take a freaking Swordsage level already, you're already roleplaying it. *bricked*

Meany:<font color="#660033">EXP penalties. D: GM:<font color="#000000">Rather Pueblo-like really, except drab, grey, and dreary. And oh yes. Smelling of brimstone. The air is getting pretty warm in here.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">And ten feet, to answer your question.

Meany:<font color="#660033">:C

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">ask lia for a freaking rebuild :) heh

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Meany - I'd consider Monk to be the favored class of Orgolloyss drow.

Meany:<font color="#660033">:V

Meany:<font color="#660033">Merci.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I need to move closer...but they could still run like the last one. Vonain! Can you fly up to the battlements and make sure they don't get away?&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Consider it done...&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">Which reminds me.

Green Fiend 2:<font color="#000000">Okay... Ram, which devils are you chain-jumping to?

Green Fiend 2:<font color="#000000">And no need to keep rolling SR, to make it simple. Just give me a series of numbers. :B

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#990000">Every one from 21 left.

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#990000">So, 21, 8, 6, 5, 7, 20, 17, 18, 19, 1, 4, and 3.

Green Fiend 21:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 5 + 5 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 14 + 5 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 13 + 5 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 5 + 5 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 4 + 5 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 17 + 5 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Oh yeah, and don't forget everyone, especially Gamal, Tomiko, and Sszeyl; you all have +10 base move speed

Green Fiend 21:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 5 + 5 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 9 + 5 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 3 + 5 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 1 + 5 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 9 + 5 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+5 = 10 + 5 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek:<font color="#990000">All fail!

Kep'salion:<font color="#000000">Question, does that also apply to flight speed, or just to land?

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">All speed, I think...lemme double-check.

* Altonor laughs. &quot;He says, ignoring the pegasus!&quot; &gt;:3

* You roll to yourself: &#171; &#160;45-26 = 45 - 26 = 19&#160; &#187; =&gt; Invalid expression: &#171; &#160;45-26 = 45 - 26 = 19&#160; &#187;.Glitch:<font color="#000000">...that wasn't aloud or IC. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Should have dropped impersonation, sorry.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">probably doesnt stack with my boots

Altonor:<font color="#000000">That was a response to Gnogglebolt: &quot;I need to move closer...but they could still run like the last one. Vonain! Can you fly up to the battlements and make sure they don't get away?&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">Glitch Classic (tm)!

Meany:<font color="#660033">:V

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Going to get that fiendish nadorhuan for what she's done!&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh -that-

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh! Yes, if you can as well Altonor, get up to those battlements and engage them!&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Get the far one if you can, I'm slower.&quot;

Green Fiend 3:<font color="#000000">Whoa! The sheer amount of jerking around and clattering of armor is making the cavern ring, completely ignoring the thunder that accompanies the blast!

Green Fiend 3:<font color="#000000">CRACKABOOOOOOM

Meany:<font color="#660033">Cue the cave-in.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Gamal; do your boots give an Enhancement bonus to speed?

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It's just a twelve foot high fortress wall..&quot; She lowers her head and grins.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..That won't keep me out.&quot;

* Altonor grins. &quot;Save your mana, boy, and let the warriors cover it. We'll manage!&quot; &gt;:3

Tathi has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">yes

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Lia; Looks like it should apply to both fly and ground move. It just says &quot;All allies in 60 feet gain a +10 enhancement bonus to their speed scores&quot;, emphasis mine.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;I believe I can do that..&quot; She says, leveling two fingers towards the devil..

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi makes a quick gesture chant, and tosses out a handful of iron and copper pellet, which flash and form into a rolling ball of lightning! Eek!

GM:<font color="#000000">Oh yes! The cavern is roughly 30 feet high in the middle, tapering to about 20 on the edges.

Tokens dropped onto map 'Yoriver - Underdark'Ball Lightning:<font color="#9933FF">BZZZZZZAAAPPP!!! Reflex DC 20 to take half of &#171; &#160;10d6 = 38&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; points of shock damage!

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 15 + 10 = 25&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; caster check! +1 if it's evocation! +4 to overcome spell resistence!

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">No AoE's? Supah sadface.

Erinyes 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 16 + 11 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; The erinyes attempts to dodge!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Gamal; Oh, well, if your boots give an enhancement bonus, then yeah, the Mass Longstrider doesn't stack...

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Should work still on everyone else, though. :B

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;HYA!&quot; WHOA! Lazaruses and Aelian, you might want to duck -- that black wing's downsweep came close to your head!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom squints a bit. &quot; Actually.. yes.. I can break their formation.. I can call down a Holy Rain on the gate. They'll be forced to break ranks or burn to death.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dat vould be very helpful.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; Don't spook them until I'm closer!&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus is slow!!!1! &quot;Right.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That other caster of theirs.. she's mine.&quot; *_*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... Where's Rin?

Meany:<font color="#660033">Rin is here and everywhere.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Aelian's pocket.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Now and always.

* Teeny Rin nibbles -- gack

Kep'salion:<font color="#000000">The pegasus LEAPS over the front lines, swooping up to the ramparts and landing with a clatter! &#171; &#160;1d20+13-2 = 2 + 13 - 2 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; HOOF! &#171; &#160;1d6+5-2 = 2 + 5 - 2 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 3 + 17 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+1d6 = 5 + 6 + 6 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; -- Altonor attempts to deliver a ringing blow to the erinyes' head!

Erinyes 2:<font color="#000000">The blows miss, but it hisses.

Meany:<font color="#660033">And projectile-vomits an anaconda on Atlonor.

Erinyes 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 18 + 14 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 5 + 5 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+9 = 10 + 9 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 7 + 5 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; longsword attack!

Masabel has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Rail, your go!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt nods in triumph as he watches the Erinyes clash back with Altonor. &quot; Good, I was worried about that one trying to bail...&quot;

* Altonor takes the first hit, but doesn't seem daunted. &quot;That's it, hellspawn! Come on!&quot; &gt;83

Meany:<font color="#660033">Is VAE alive?

VAE:<font color="#000000">yes

VAE:<font color="#000000">why?

* Masabel charges forward using the new speed, attacking number 2, tumble past 2's glaive &#171; &#160;1d20+20 = 19 + 20 = 39&#160;  &#187; DC 25, past3's glaive &#171;  &#160;1d20+20 = 2 + 20 = 22&#160;  &#187; dc 27. attack for &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 2 + 15 = 17&#160;  &#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+5+1d6 = 4 + 5 + 6 = 15&#160;  &#187; frost

Masabel:<font color="#000000">one AoO has a chance

* VAE mrow at owl

Green Fiend 3:<font color="#000000">Glaive &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 10 + 9 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 7 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Masabel:<font color="#000000">oh +3 to hit from charge and spell bonus, so 20 to hit

Green Fiend 2:<font color="#000000">Which one is she attacking?

Masabel:<font color="#000000">that will miss

Masabel:<font color="#000000">2

* Meany docks with VAE. Grants lynx long-range firing capabilities, greater mobility, and radar jamming.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahah! The LYNX-OWL MEGAZORD

Green Fiend 2:<font color="#000000">It's barely standing now, reeling and dripping black ichory blood.

Masabel:<font color="#000000">done

Green Fiend 2:<font color="#000000">Glaive &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 19 + 9 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+4 = 14 + 4 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; on Masabel!

Green Fiend 2:<font color="#000000">Ouch! Looks like the first one hit.

Masabel:<font color="#000000">but doesn't get past temp hp

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">allright, gonna start dinner. afkish.

Tomiko Lazarus has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Tomi time! The fiends just keep piling in front of that door...

RAM:<font color="#990000">Heh, all I can think of now VAAUF. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">And certainly don't forget +10 base speed. :U

RAM:<font color="#990000">Thanks for that, VAE. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Let's see, let's see.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Industrial Strength Lazarus time. First a few pre-narrative checks. Jump: &#171; &#160;1d20+23+12+4 = 18 + 23 + 12 + 4 = 57&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;, &#171;  &#160;1d20+39 = 9 + 39 = 48&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Meany:<font color="#660033">...Hmm.

Meany:<font color="#660033">For the Owl-Lynx Megazord, proper name being Forest Hunter Megazord, I'm imagining the transformation music and artistic style of Wild Force Power Rangers.

* Tomiko Lazarus goes thoom-boom-boom across the battlefield in a blur -- for someone so supernaturally heavy, she's also unbelievably fast. She stoops mid-sprint and LAUNCHES through the air. Clearing a twelve foot leap doesn't even look that difficult to her, and the wall explodes with debris upon her landing. She's still moving at a blur, though, and bounds again -- right at the she-devil!!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">The Tomiko Hulk.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Plus then we get to be truly sentient, and have the cores of our existence be ping-pong ball sized crystals given to young adults.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tomi uses haste, longstrider, and Sudden Leap to jump up the wall, then tackle the Erinyes. Touch attack: &#171; &#160;1d20+22+1 = 11 + 22 + 1 = 34&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Grapple: &#171;  &#160;1d20+27 = 9 + 27 = 36&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Damage: &#171;  &#160;3d6+8 = 16 + 8 = 24&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Meany:<font color="#660033">...Hey.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She clears the distance and fucks shit up like the superhuman that she is.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Can I pick up multiple Gnomes as part of a standard action? :V

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">There's no hope for this one. &#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 19 + 14 = 33&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">No. :B

Meany:<font color="#660033">Because putting both Gnoggle and Miron in the fight would be very action economic.

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Shankfang!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Actually, thanks to the Longstrider, I have -just- enough motive power to blanket them all in the no-teleport zone...

Meany:<font color="#660033">Good, I can focus on Miron then.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Go Mistah Gunslingah. :U

* Tomiko Lazarus laughs uproariously!! The Erinyes is getting strangled as a little red shines out of her eyes.

Miron:<font color="#000000">For some reason I have a bad feeling of pre-cognition.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Haste is a +2 bonus, right?

Viceth whispers: how are the raiders about catching people in AoE's? avoid at all cost?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh. I forgot stance. Make that &#171; &#160;24+1d6 = 24 + 1 = 25&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; damage on the Erinyes. Tomi never switched to Leaping Dragon. Didn't have time.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">+1 to attacks.

Player &quot;Viceth&quot; is not connected.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">+1, right.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang starts with a shot that ricochets off the ground before hitting its target! At Erinyes 1, &#171; &#160;1d20+19-4-1+1 = 19 + 19 - 4 - 1 + 1 = 34&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6+2 = 14 + 2 = 16&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; force damage from the glowing bullet!

You whisper to Railock: Avoid if at all possible. Viceth is certainly an experienced enough warmage to know how to do so and still be effective.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">doesn't Aid also give a +1 atk/dmg morale bonus?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Then make that 35 and 17. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">imma here, sorta

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">...In the Erinyes' case, the bullet ricochets off the ceiling. :B

Viceth whispers: just...had a great plan till tomi and altonor made it so If I hit the eryines I hit a party member. darn melee couldn't of just formed a line this time

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">Today is not this erinyes' day. Tomiko is spattered with fiend blood and the remains of a hissing black down feather.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Aid gives a +1 morale bonus to hit, yes. It stacks with Haste.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Bullets sipping past your face, Tomiko!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">*zipping

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It does not give +1 morale to damage. Only Edaric's bardic music (commonly) does that.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Because tomiko's face brings all the bullets to the yard..

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">C-c-c-c-combo time!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Second shot, Shankfang tosses a bullet behind his back as he dumps powder in the barrel of Rose. He points the flintlock up, the ball landing in the barrel, and he points and shoots! &#171; &#160;1d20+19-4-1+1+1+1 = 2 + 19 - 4 - 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 19&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6+2+1 = 21 + 2 + 1 = 24&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage!

Viceth:<font color="#000000">btw, what does that green square mean? set vs charge?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">DM reference.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">time to put fishsticks in the oven. :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But, so we can guess.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">At what, Shankfang?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Sunnova two. Same target.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">To Viceth controller: Glitch:<font color="#000000">&quot;Green Fiend 20: They seem to be setting their glaives in a pincushiony phalanx.&quot;

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">No luck this time.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Guah! DX The radio just went off and scared the heck out of me and the dog.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">C-c-c-c-combo breaker!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">So, there's no -guarantee-, but it -looks- like they're readying their glaives.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Cat gives zero fucks as always. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Final shot, Shankfang tosses a bullet up and catches it in his teeth as he fills Rose with more powder, before forcefully spitting the ball into the barrel and firing! &#171; &#160;1d20+19-4-1+1+1 = 1 + 19 - 4 - 1 + 1 + 1 = 17&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6+2 = 17 + 2 = 19&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And jams. =3=

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">Too much spit in that spitball, there, champ.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">End turn. &gt;:|

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I told you pulling that thing apart on the table was a bad idea!&quot;

Sszeyl has received initiative.Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">backish

* Tomiko Lazarus seems strangely at ease with having folks shoot the thing she's grappling. A common monster hunting scenario, mayhaps?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dat has noddink to do vith it!&quot; &gt;:E

GM:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl's up! Vonain is on deck.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Hup! Rightyo. Getting ready.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot; Heh, technology.. &quot; Tathi mutters under her breath.

Meany:<font color="#660033">I LIVE.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks back as Sszeyl starts to move. &quot;Don'tgrabmeyet I'm fine!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Miron, lean a bit toward Rararael would you?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*leans towards Sszeyl* &quot;What, you need anything?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Holy water, can give you one or two.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">And the Drow bodily picks up Miron once he's in reach.. *_* &quot;We're going to the front, Inquisitor.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I ... AAGH!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">And holy fuck he zooms through to the front, leaving a trail of cherry-red rocks in his path.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&quot;Here ya go.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Done. :v

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . .Fuck it with a sky whale's dick... good thinking.&quot; The inquisitor lands on his feet as he's let go.

Green Fiend 18:<font color="#000000">Watch out, Gamal! Glaive &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 3 + 9 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+4 = 4 + 4 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 10 + 3 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;!

Vonain (Goldeneye) has received initiative.Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">The translucent ghostly eagle-wings that had been on Vonain's back earlier suddenly become visible again, as Vonain simply lifts off from the ground and speeds diagonally upward in a straight line! (Run full-round action, x4 speed)

GM:<font color="#000000">Ed, Gnogglebolt, and Viceth are on deck!

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">My Erinyes won't be taking any AoO's on anyone. She's being strangled by a madwoman.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">With his greatsword in hand, he flies just a few feet above the battlements and pulls to a stop on the other side, and simply lets himself fall to the battlements (a 5-foot drop, 10-foot at -most-, so should be no damage), where he alights with his greatsword raised.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">End turn.

* Edaric runs forward, taking stock of the situation -- &quot;Whoof, duergar really don't care for embellishment.&quot; Ready for your buffs to be improved? :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh god numbers

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">lulz, brb, gettin FISH STICKZ

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Inspire Courage! But... it seems significantly more powerful this time. That +1 morale bonus to hit has just been improved to +3! You also gain a +3 morale bonus on damage rolls and a +3 morale bonus on saves versus fear!

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">FRSH STRKS

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+20 = 12 + 20 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Perform for lulz.

Edaric has received initiative.Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">hup

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Better move up now or never, friend. I'd say they're at the cusp of being 'scared off'.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh, and if you want some more holy water.. get a bucket ready.&quot; &gt;|3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt doesn't need telling twice. Thanks to longstrider helping him move a little faster under the load of his cargo pack, he waddles forward as far as he dares before he adjusts his still-active belt and makes sure it's still aimed properly.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Noted!&quot; He responds.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">End turn.

Viceth has received initiative.* Viceth moves up, and casts Ice storm over the gates. 20 diamater, 40 high cylinder, so hits everything in the template he also uses a charge of bracers of the entangling blast. so &#171; &#160;(5d6)/2 = 18 / 2 = 9&#160;  &#187; damage, 60% bludgeoning, 40 % cold. no save, and anything that takes damage is entangled for &#171; &#160;1d3 = 3&#160;  &#187; rounds and that's gonna be a LOT of sr checks isn't it.

GM:<font color="#000000">Tom and Miron are on deck!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">but who's on first?

* Ghostwish ducks.

GM:<font color="#000000">Roll 'em! You're looking to get 17 or higher.

Viceth:<font color="#000000">sr &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 18 + 11 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; sr &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 10 + 11 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; sr &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 3 + 11 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; sr &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 9 + 11 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; sr &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 17 + 11 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; sr &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 5 + 11 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; sr &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 6 + 11 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; sr &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 14 + 11 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; sr &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 17 + 11 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; sr &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 9 + 11 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; sr &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 8 + 11 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; sr &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 10 + 11 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; sr &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 16 + 11 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; sr &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 6 + 11 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; sr &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 5 + 11 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; sr &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 6 + 11 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Viceth:<font color="#000000">3 missed

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Straws are drawn to determine who gets not-fucked.

Viceth:<font color="#000000">right to left, top to borrom?

Teeny Rin:<font color="#9933FF">They all get fucked because Keppler is hoarding the straws again.

Viceth:<font color="#000000">making it...15, 9 adn 24

GM:<font color="#000000">Already chose 'em randomly.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Perfect.&quot;

Viceth:<font color="#000000">The sudden ice storm freezes most of the bearded ones feet to the floor with a flash freeze

Viceth:<font color="#000000">&quot;I do'nt think we have to worry about them running out from your holy rain now.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative. Viceth whispers: since th effect doesn't stick around cept as entangled ones, want me to remove the template?

You whisper to Railock: Nah, keep it.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom marches up with a series of clanks, intoning a grim prayer, and drawing a vial out of his equipment belt and thumbing its cork off. He gestures at the gate as the liquid on hand vanishes -- and a storm cloud seems to materialize within the cave! Holy rain begins to fall over the same area that just got icestormed. Forecast: 100% chance of righteousness. All the fiends take &#171; &#160;4d6 = 17&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; damage, no save, no SR. The storm will persist for 11 rounds.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Ice storm!&quot; Of course! There's a spell I need to get!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">sweet!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Unfortunately, it's heavy rain. Anyone taking ranged attacks into or through it suffers -4.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Wow.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">This is for all the entangling, isn't it?

Meany:<font color="#660033">Tathi bounced back from her closest friend's death rather quick. :V

Meany:<font color="#660033">*fireball'd*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Closest friend?

Viceth:<font color="#000000">If you have entangles that'll last past 3 rounds...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">lawl

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Closest friend???? You sir, are a retard. Congratulations.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Is that not what Familiars are?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">They are not.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I think Meany was joking. Though he does have a point about familiars. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">What you think you know and what is actually happening are two entirely different things.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You're been in this campaign for like two years. You have no excuse to not know the relationship between Kor and anything else that lives. :B

Kor:<font color="#9933FF">FROM MY GRAVE, YOU SHEEP HUMPERS.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Perhaps because I have only been paying loose attention to Tathi.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Or pretty much anyone else.

Viceth has received initiative.Viceth has received initiative.Viceth has received initiative.Viceth has received initiative.Viceth has received initiative.Viceth has received initiative.Viceth has received initiative.Viceth has received initiative.Viceth has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">what the fuck

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Years. Unless you're Faerie, I rest my case. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">VICETH'S BREAKING THE ACTION ECONOMY. HAX. HAX.

Green Fiend 15:<font color="#000000">Fiends swiftly begin dropping like flies!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">*snrk* Sorry. It didn't like me deleting fiends. :B

Viceth:<font color="#000000">heh. was about to mention, they also take 3 damage a round from the entangle

VAE:<font color="#000000">Viceth is a fucking capitalist, breaking economy all the time

* Thomas Lazarus quietly adds a number of fiends to his list of vanquished. &gt;:|

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">yeah, it removes them from the init, which maptools insist on blaring abou.

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE- *dwarf'd*

Miron has received initiative.Railock:<font color="#000000">why I tend to do mass removals during npc turns when it doesnt

Railock:<font color="#000000">actually, I think it doesn't. that's the joy of mass aoe's

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It's okay I didn't actually count them. That would be hard. &gt;:| *bricked*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ooh. Good call, Rail.

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">It's okay, Sam. *bricked*

Samuel:<font color="#000000">Tom is actually smarter than me. Trufax. :.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Another -4 penalty? Good thing the fight will probably be over before I get to fire again, I guess.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is everything up top handled?Is it fine to just mop up these down here?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor once again flips his book open. &quot;Barbarians.. Barrels.. barristers, bartenders.. no, too far.. barbazu!&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 15 + 8 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Dark Knowledge (foe) on bearded devils

Miron:<font color="#000000">+1d6 damage, everyone, as the inquisitor slaps you overhead with the devils' weak spots.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It's only -4 to the things inside the holy rain storm. There are still plenty of fiends in front of it.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">...I don't suppose we still haveMiron's last dark knowledge bonus, so we? :.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Or has it been too long?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It only lasts for an encounter.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Ah.

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor's hand begins to glow with necrotic energy. (converting level 1 slot)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">it's still the most awesome party buff ability I've ever seen

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">You all have ADD. Spellcaster exposure.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6+3 = 12 + 6 + 3 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Touch attack on Green Fiend 3

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Careful, son. I think he has reach!

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Alternatively remember Tom gave you shield of faith. +3 AC.

Miron:<font color="#000000">For &#171; &#160;1d8+5+3 = 4 + 5 + 3 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; as the touch sears a hole in the devil.

Green Fiend 3:<font color="#000000">Glaive &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 2 + 9 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for Miron!

Green Fiend 2:<font color="#000000">Glaive &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 15 + 9 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 10 + 3 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for Miron!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">FailFiend.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">NotSoFailFiend.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Your smallness is no match for -- oh nevermind.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Second hits.

Miron:<font color="#000000">And gets rid of the Aid HP that I haven't ever bothered adding

Green Fiend 2:<font color="#000000">Unfortunately, while the wound itself is small, it's bleeding a lot.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">You suffer 13 Convenient damage.

Miron:<font color="#000000">The second fiend clearly has a good bit of experience fighing small and pissed off foes, as he swings low and makes a cut across Miron's right thigh.

Green Fiend 3:<font color="#000000">The other fiend grins -- spellcaster meat. Glaive &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 9 + 9 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+4 = 15 + 4 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 7 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for Miron!

VAE:<font color="#000000">second one hits (meets AC)

Glitch:<font color="#000000">don't forget Shield of Faith AC bonus

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Wait.

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's +3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I remember something important.

VAE:<font color="#000000">16+3 makes 19

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Using a reach weapon from behind an ally gives the enemy partial cover. +2 AC.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Miron should be okay!

Green Fiend 3:<font color="#000000">I'm right next to him.

Green Fiend 2:<font color="#000000">As amI.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh. XP

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...though, can Glaives be used against adjacent foes?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Then die Miron die

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck you with the six dicks of Hextor, all in turn, you filthy Aiperobos herder of Dis&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Many of the reach weapons can't...

* Dr. Hatari is bricked.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">it was AoO's

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Aside from the AoOs.

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Glitch:<font color="#000000">One just fullattacked at point-blank range

GM:<font color="#000000">Little peek behind the screen, here.

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor is looking somewhat worse for wear, with the second cut /not/ sealing itself magically.

GM:<font color="#000000">I've assumed the barbazu glaives are short-hafted and allow for point-blank melee strikes, because otherwise frankly? They pose very little threat.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And such makes sense

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...ah. :B Yeah, just looked glaives up, too...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Fair enough. It's a feat and an equipment option.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">okay, dropping combat expertise, 5 foot step in. full attack. starting with 2, then 4, then 18 then 12 if for some reason it's a string of crits downing one after another. dodge will be on 23

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 5 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+17+AMod = 5 + 17 + 3 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+6+DMod = Dam = (6 + 6 + 3) = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

VAE:<font color="#000000">heh. I wonder if the fiends actually understood any of Miron's curses at them

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Aaaaaand Granville's on fire again. The car wash this time.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 6 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+17+AMod = 6 + 17 + 3 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+4+DMod = Dam = (13 + 4 + 3) = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...oh shit, where did it--oh whew there it is. (saved by DM 'kindness'!)

RAM:<font color="#990000">Jeeze.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Burn, Granville, burn!!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Liatai; ohboy. o.o

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 14 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+12+AMod = 14 + 12 + 3 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+6+DMod = Dam = (14 + 6 + 3) = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 2 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+12+AMod = 2 + 12 + 3 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+4+DMod = Dam = (6 + 4 + 3) = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">only moving on to next one if previous is downed

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">don't suppose they have security cameras out there, do they Liatai?

Meany:<font color="#660033">My great grandpa's name is Granville, as I recently learned.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'm sure they do, and I'm sure it's being investigated.

Meany:<font color="#660033">That was surprisingly good catharsis, Hatari.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Thanks.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">In the meantime it's somewhat morbidly humorous at this point. ^^; *brick'd*

Green Fiend 4:<font color="#000000">Two fiends, down and out!

RAM:<font color="#990000">Morbid humor FTW!

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

Meany:<font color="#660033">WAIT.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt grins as the two furthest devils out that he wasn't sure were in the range closed in around the ice storm. Got 'em all.

Meany:<font color="#660033">What if.

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">No escape for this one... &#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 19 + 14 = 33&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Grapple versus Tomi.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Someone is using a retooled voodoo curse on your father.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Using Granville, the entire city, as a poppet.

Draugrim:<font color="#9933FF">guess who I just realized I forgot.. -.-

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You might escape. I could roll a two. &#171; &#160;1d20+30 = 19 + 30 = 49&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">NOPE

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">or another 19.

Swallowtail has received initiative.* Tomiko Lazarus doesn't look concerned whatsoever. She holds the struggling devil with one hand, grinning a wolfish grin.

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">Just gonna say that Fira ordered him to guard.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">The shadowy sniper appears temporarily, kneeling. Fwip, fwip! Number 23 gets a pair of sudden strikes. Second shot swerved to #12 if the first is a kill. &#171; &#160;1d20+11+3 = 7 + 11 + 3 = 21&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+4d6+1d6+3 = 2 + 13 + 4 + 3 = 22&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6+3 = 19 + 6 + 3 = 28&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+4d6+1d6+3 = 4 + 10 + 5 + 3 = 22&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain nods at Tomi as she keeps the one Erinyes under control. He then looks to the other one engaged with Altonor and his mount and prepares. Nowhere to run.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">In any case, she slowly crouch-walks aside while vanishing into smoke again.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Are Swallowtail's bolts silvered?

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">I never thought to have her ask for that, so probably not.

* You roll to yourself: 44-10 =&gt; 44 - 10 = 34Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Then again, I kind of go hands-off when it isn't combat. Up to you, really.

Green Fiend 23:<font color="#000000">THWOCK THWOCK. Both bolts stick, and the devil whips around, glaring to try and find the ninja!

Green Fiend 14:<font color="#000000">Stuck! DX}

Green Fiend 14:<font color="#000000">IT BURNS!

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">You can make a spot check against &#171; &#160;1d20+32 = 2 + 32 = 34&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; if you really want to.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">3 from entangle, 11 from holy rain? can they even attempt to survive that? before entangles gone?

Firaira has received initiative.Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">Firaira moves up quickly as she knocks two arrows, and lets fly at Green Fiend 3!! &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 5 + 15 = 20&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 6 + 4 = 10&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; damage and &#171;  &#160;1d20+15 = 18 + 15 = 33&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 4 + 4 = 8&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; damage!

Draugrim:<font color="#9933FF">That's when something massive and furry comes barreling up, nearly knocking many a member aside. &gt;:|

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Remember, +3 morale damage and +1d6 Barbazu damage.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Buffz

Draugrim:<font color="#9933FF">oh I forgot the 1d6

Glitch:<font color="#000000">and +10 mov

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d6 = 3&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d6 = 5&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Gha! Watch it, I need to keep my aim steady!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Don't think he can understand us, friend.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Well.. maybe..&quot; &gt;.&gt;;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; Not one of the smart animals like the dogs or Ko-- &quot; Gnogglebolt winces to himself.

* Thomas Lazarus gives the magical electro-wolf giant a puzzled look.

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">And done!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sorry crazy dog

Green Fiend 3:<font color="#000000">One VERY dead fiend! Firaira, do you want to aim that second arrow elsewhere? Or bolt? Which is it?

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Aelian nocks two arrows at once and fires at Green Fiend 12, at point blank range to boot!! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-4+4 = 4 + 15 - 4 + 4 = 19&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4+1d6 = 4 + 4 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+15-4+4 = 6 + 15 - 4 + 4 = 21&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4+1d6 = 3 + 4 + 2 = 9&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187;!

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">OH! Sorry!

Aelian has received initiative.Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">Yes, have it hit #1

Green Fiend 3:<font color="#000000">Arrows fly and stick across the field!

Tavia:<font color="#9933FF">Hold the phone, do they have reach?

Green Fiend 12:<font color="#000000">They have glaives.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">they have reach -and- short hafts.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">This means they have reach and no deadzone. Beware.

Tavia:<font color="#9933FF">The dog races forward, but stops short, going into a defensive stance. She's growling at them.

Tavia:<font color="#9933FF">Done!

Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek has received initiative.Raerarael Eyllisaearsithek has received initiative.Meany:<font color="#660033">His name is far too long. :V

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sheesh, the dog's going bonkers.

Meany:<font color="#660033">It's all that cocaine.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Someone ping Ram, please? :3

Raerarael:<font color="#FF0000">I trust everyone knows my last name by now.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Check.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Steam messaged.

Raerarael:<font color="#990000"> &quot;Sgiathatch kosta... Lightning crackles around his hands before shooting out at the fiend! Chain Lightning, &#171; &#160;12d6+1d6 = 41 + 6 = 47&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage, reflex throw DC 22 for half damage against Erinyes 1, &#171;  &#160;1d20+12 = 8 + 12 = 20&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; SR check...

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">JUST made it! &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 9 + 11 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">Now let's see how Tomi takes you stealing her kill.

Erinyes 1:<font color="#000000">... and puffing out her hair by proxy.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">That's Raerarael. I've been working with him for months. He's cool. Incidentally, it happens a lot.

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">Suddenly, Raerarael whips his hands apart and shouts! &quot;...Bragollach!&quot; The lightning suddenly burst forth, jumping from fiend to fiend, taking on the shape of a crackling blue dragon! Each additional to the right of number 12 takes half of 47 damage, reflex save DC 22 for half, again!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Warning, all; I am going to let the dog outside, and I'm going to take my lappy with me. Let's see if my net holds.

* Tomiko Lazarus squints and looks away from the Erinyes at it gets electrocuted to death and shoots chain-lightning everywhere. &quot;...&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... in a bit. :B

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">SR checks!

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She discards the body off the ledge with a casual toss.

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 6 + 12 = 18&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 15 + 12 = 27&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 17 + 12 = 29&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 12 + 12 = 24&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 12 + 12 = 24&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 2 + 12 = 14&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 10 + 12 = 22&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 2 + 12 = 14&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 11 + 12 = 23&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 16 + 12 = 28&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 12 + 12 = 24&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 18 + 12 = 30&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">&quot;Sorry about that, Tomi!&quot; :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Spammy. :B Use &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 13 + 12 = 25&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;(br) and copy/paste next time.

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">br?

Green Fiend 15:<font color="#000000">I think it's safest to just do this.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">line break

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">Oh, right.

Tomiko Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( BR in tags. It breaks For example, two BRs did that. ))

Glitch:<font color="#000000">put the BR in chevrons, ram

Glitch:<font color="#000000">it's an html tag

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">Yeah, I just forgot about it. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">By using br and putting them in chevronslike HTML I can do this

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...oops. That one was just b.

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">I get it, Techy.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">:B

* Tomiko Lazarus is gathering her hair back and pulling it straight. &quot;Yeah, yeah. It's fine.&quot;

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">You don't have to keep going. =3=

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Should get a pony-tail just for this..&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Guh, sorry guys, BRB.

* Raerarael steals all the kills!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Go ahead.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">In the meantime, you want to start gathering noms?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sounds like a good idea. *goes to get snack*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...not much to nom for pure combat. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...or DID she mean go get food break? :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Both, this'll be a while.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Uh oh. What's up?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Revenge of the rushed/bad lunch, let's put it that way. ^^;;;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Owch

VAE:<font color="#000000">gut rebellion

RAM:<font color="#990000">&gt;: Glitch:<font color="#000000">...indeedy, I am going afk for a bit.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Be back later.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">... The only nom I can think of that isn't tantamount to &quot;you did the obvious thing your class does&quot; goes to Viceth, for the combination magic. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Since that's Railock maybe Gamal can reap the XP. XP

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">heh

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">..Following xp with an emoticon looks weird.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">by your powers combined!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">we'll melt these fevils!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">devils*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I've got something coming up that may or may not be nom worthy. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Question: When Erinyes die, do their unholy swords vanish with them?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Because that could be an extremely significant source of loot if we've been neglecting it.

* Liatai peeks in.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No, their swords, bows, and ropes remain.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well then! I haven't been recording any of that before..

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">LOOOOOOOT!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Though why you'd want what amounts to 50 feet of silk rope created from hellfiber is beyond me. :B

RAM:<font color="#990000">You can sell it!

RAM:<font color="#990000">It's Hellfiber!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Heh... hellfiber. Punny. *brick'd*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Their swords are the larger concern. Each one is worth over 16,000gp, as priced.

RAM:<font color="#990000">You can't get that shit on the material plane!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Huh, what? No.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">. &gt;.&gt; unholy swords ho!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">An erinyes' longsword is just a masterwork one, out of the books.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Now the BOWS, that's another story.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The bow is a +1 flaming composite longbow with a +5 Strength bonus.

RAM:<font color="#990000">:o

RAM:<font color="#990000">Nice.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Huh, so they are. I wonder whose sword got me thinking it was Unholy'd.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah, those bows are something.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so 8900

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Any weapons a fiend wields are generally considerde Evil-aligned.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">*considered

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Maybe that was it?

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Okay, did I miss something or isn't there 1 still alive?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Doubt it. Oh well. Correction mentally noted.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">There is still one alive, yes.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">One Erinyes and four Barbazu.

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD

RAM:<font color="#990000">So, who's turn is it?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Seems like Tathi's.

VAE:<font color="#000000">You know what'd be amusing? one of the folks formerly in the temple *accidentally* dropping an eversoaking sponge into the holy water pool

Meany:<font color="#660033">Rae's.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Technically.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">He already took his turn.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Yep.

Meany:<font color="#660033">The Init machine is infallible.

Meany:<font color="#660033">How dare you imply otherwise.

Meany:<font color="#660033">BURN, WITCH.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tathi is up whenever Lia is back and better.

* RAM immolates the Init machine!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">8:00 PM. 1.5 rounds. AKELLON.

Hextorian Guardian:<font color="#000000">&quot;Pathetic!&quot; a voice rings out over the battlefield, as doors on either side of the upper layer swing open. &quot;'''This is what Hell has to offer us? We were assured you were elites, not fodder to be thrown before rebels to create a barrier with your dead bodies!'''&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; M'oohh..?&quot;

* Tomiko Lazarus smirks.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ohey, de boss?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Too bad my dem gun is jammed.&quot; =3=

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Dr. Hatari: Since that's Railock maybe Gamal can reap the XP. XP Gamal-Junayd: heh Dr. Hatari: ..Following xp with an emoticon looks weird.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">That's the entire reason why I always say exp. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">back, btw. :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not like you'd do any better, whoever you are. I could probably take you without even trying. Haven't seen anything in this entire town worth a good fight.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Filthy heretic and a fool to boot, considering the nine hells to make good on their promises... &quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt freezes as he hears the voice sound throughout the clamor of the battle.

Hextorian Knight:<font color="#000000">&quot;'''Rebels! This is your chance. Kneel, and you will be taken to stand trial. Stand, and be torn asunder.'''&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">There goes our element of surprise...but it was good whole it lasted.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;No, did is hyu chance!&quot;

Kor:<font color="#9933FF">''What element of surprise? Do you think battles are quiet?''

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I have a draconic threat to the very continent locked in my head.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Surrender und Hy von't put a bullet betveen hyu eyes!&quot; &gt;:O

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">You aren't a blip on my intimidation radar.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Tch. You must be joking.. ... ..you must be joking!!&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Let's make them stand trial instead. By fire!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">No idea why it clicked him to move.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We are no rebels.. we are servants of the law, that have come to make you answer for treason to the Crown of Akellon. Surrender now, or you shall face our wrath.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">JAVA'D.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy really, really hope hyu don't surrender.&quot; &gt;:3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Actually, from what I see, you should be the ones kneeling or risk being torn asunder. Tomi, do try to leave some for the rest of us.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Actually they're immune to f--*arrow'd*

Hextorian Knight:<font color="#000000">&quot;'''So you will not surrender. Then as is the Law, you shall be destroyed.'''&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Stupid six-knights.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy defy hyu law!&quot; &gt;:O

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;King Oberin would've found you out sooner or later.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The law is on our side, you filthy wretch.&quot;

Hextorian Guardian:<font color="#000000">&quot;'''Miserable hellions! Prove yourselves to your lord, and deliver him the hearts of these rebel fools!'''&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;You represent the law like those locked in asylums represent sanity.&quot;

Green Fiend 1:<font color="#000000">The fiends seem bolstered as much by fear as anything else.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Lia, can I move and still clear my gun on my turn? Or do I have to remain motionless?

Huge Hellhound 1:<font color="#000000">In the meantime... from the dark recesses beyond the doors comes a humongous coal-black shape with glowing red eyes. The very ground beneath its claws smolders and glows with infernal heat, and as it opens its mouth to howl, rivulets of fire stream down its body.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh wait, it's Oberon. Oberin was that cheapo MAC-only MMO.. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">ram; depends on if it's a standard or full-round action, probably...

Huge Hellhound 1:<font color="#000000">It LEAPS straight at Tomi! &#171; &#160;1d20+20+3 = 18 + 20 + 3 = 41&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d6+12+1d8 = 9 + 12 + 7 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage is headed her way as the flaming jaws open wide --

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...by the way. Lia? Are we supposed to--oh, nevermind, there it is. :U

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">OH NO A RED X

Liatai:<font color="#000000">NOOOOOO DX

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">not for me

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I see it. :B

Meany:<font color="#660033">...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I see it.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Dangit and I thought it was a cool image, too. XD

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">it's a cool looking puppy

Meany:<font color="#660033">Is that a Drowtales Demon Summon?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Nope.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I see the hound all well

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">It is a cool image. :3

Meany:<font color="#660033">It looks like one.

* Tomiko Lazarus narrows her eyes and raises her hands. Wall of Blades! &#171; &#160;1d20+22+1+3 = 5 + 22 + 1 + 3 = 31&#160;  &#187;

Meany:<font color="#660033">Of course five.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It's no good. She gets bitten!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Fight, tomiko! Fight the very incarnation of evil! DESTROY THE FLOATING RED X! :U

Huge Hellhound 1:<font color="#000000">The hound's jaws CRUNCH around her arm with bone-shattering force!

VAE:<font color="#000000">The floating red X is all that'll remain of it after her turn

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;How about this for some motivation. I'll make a special dinner tonight for the first person to gut themselves a puppy, their request, long as I know how and we have the ingredients. &quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain flinches as he sees the hellhound go after Tomi. My armor's not good enough to turn back something that big...

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;That is not a puppy!&quot;

Huge Hellhound 2:<font color="#000000">Another one leaps at Kep'salion! &#171; &#160;1d20+20 = 13 + 20 = 33&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d6+12 = 7 + 12 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">So, Lia? Can I clear my gun while I move? :.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sure it is. It's no more dangerous than one, Isn't it tomi?&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ram; do you remember if it's a standard or full round action?

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Downloading campaign file, I will brb. Also I will need a gamelog later, because I must restart client.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 19 + 13 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Ride check --

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hatari; gotcha

Glitch:<font color="#000000">will send.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Reconnectin'

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">you dont have to restart

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">disconnect, load file, keeps chat

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">then reconnect

Altonor:<font color="#000000">... hrm. Any of those buffs affect skill checks at all?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">you'll only miss what you had while disconnected

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I have to restart to fix the red X image bug, however.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">ah

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'll save a log. :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Uh, full round. But I'm asking because it's really not hard to clear a weapon while you're moving, and you can do other things as part of a move.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah, move while clearing, you're fine.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Sweet.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...so, you're taking a full-round action and a move action in one turn?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">No, I'm clearing it as part of a move.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tomi glowers and holds the beast back as well as she can. It chews on her arm -- but her toughness is ridiculous. 118 HP remain.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And a standard action.

<font color="#0000ff">Dr. Hatari is disconnected.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Like you can draw a weapon as part of a move.

Kep'salion:<font color="#000000">The pegasus whinnies loudly as its wing is crunched!

<font color="#0000ff">Dr. Hatari has connected.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And fixed.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh. Oh NOW you've done it, pup. ''Mages! We've got summoners up here!''&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">er...Lia, some of the new enemies aren't properly sorted in the init

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oh shit, hellkittehs!

Devilish Tiger 1:<font color="#000000">WHOOM. A giant red tiger leaps down from the ramparts just behind Miron -- Miron and Masabel get AoOs should they want them.

Masabel:<font color="#000000">AoO Frost - &#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 11 + 18 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+8+1d6 = 2 + 8 + 2 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Devilish Tiger:<font color="#000000">WHOMP. Another one leaps down on the other side of the cavern!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Holy wrath shall be my weapon!&quot; The inquisitor bashes the tiger with &#171; &#160;1d20+7+3 = 20 + 7 + 3 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">critical threat!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7+3 = 14 + 7 + 3 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Crit confirm

Devilish Tiger 1:<font color="#000000">... whoa. So Miron. Roll that damage, eh? :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I wonder if there's a feat that allows one to use a ranged weapon in melee. :.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d8+3 = 5 + 3 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and it shall be doubled

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">There is.

* You roll to yourself: 35-16 =&gt; 35 - 16 = 19Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:O

Devilish Tiger 1:<font color="#000000">CRACK. Miron's mace takes on a faint silver glow for a fraction of a second as it impacts the tiger's skull!

Tathi has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Share? Because that would kick ass for Shankfang!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You'll have to search yourself, however. I can only faintly recall this coming up with one of Blaquestone's terribad character ideas. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(Liatai, hit the initiative sort button. :B Some of the enemies are out of order, according to their numbers

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Hrmm.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi, watching from a far, concentrates.. and then ball o lightnin' moves!!!

Ball Lightning:<font color="#9933FF">BZZZZZZAAAPPP!!! Reflex DC 20 to take half of &#171; &#160;10d6 = 33&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; points of shock damage!

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 10 + 10 = 20&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; caster check! +1 if it's evocation! +4 to overcome spell resistence!

Erinyes 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 14 + 11 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Erinyes 2:<font color="#000000">The fallen angel screams as the ball of lightning follows her, swatting at it with her rope irritably as she tries to sidestep it!

VAE:<font color="#000000">what does Bleed 4 mean ,btw?

Kep'salion:<font color="#000000">*_* &#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 18 + 14 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+14 = 5 + 14 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Two hooves -- &#171;  &#160;1d6+5 = 5 + 5 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+5 = 6 + 5 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; -- and CHOMP &#171;  &#160;1d20+9 = 6 + 9 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d3+2 = 3 + 2 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">4hp/turn?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's for DM reference, I believe. But it means you're losing 4 HP per round.

Erinyes 2:<font color="#000000">What the -- HOOF'D

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Barbazu glaives leave bleeding wounds.

VAE:<font color="#000000">*nod*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">A big black horse on a big stone hill...first he stomp, then he chomp, then he stand still...

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also, someone finish off that tiger so that Miron can wrack one of the goons on his turn

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Why did I not write out Altonor's attack routine mumble grumble

Meany:<font color="#660033">How high is the wall again?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">12ft.

Masabel:<font color="#000000">12 feet

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Meany; 12 feet

Meany:<font color="#660033">Hmm.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Climb dc is...20? :v

* Meany checks.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You would need some special means of climbing faster than a normal person is allowed to, also.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hmm, wait. Sszeyl is fast.

Masabel:<font color="#000000">why?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;With a successful Climb check, you can advance up, down, or across a slope, a wall, or some other steep incline (or even a ceiling with handholds) at one-quarter your normal speed.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+17+3 = 3 + 17 + 3 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+1d6+3 = 3 + 6 + 3 + 3 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+12+3 = 15 + 12 + 3 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+1d6+3 = 4 + 6 + 6 + 3 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+7+3 = 2 + 7 + 3 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+1d6+3 = 6 + 6 + 3 + 3 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; The flames on the drow's blade glow silver --

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl also has the Longstrider bonus.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Cripe.

Meany:<font color="#660033">I can't get to the segment of wall I want without double moving.

Meany:<font color="#660033">:C

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">how much movement would it take if gamal jumped (auto getting 9 feet) to pull himself up and stand up? and could I tumble myself over long as I get that high? heh

Erinyes 2:<font color="#000000">The erinyes stumbles, and spins around like a top after the second hit, falling limp!

Masabel has received initiative.Liatai:<font color="#000000">You'd be able to reach, but you'd need to make a Climb check to pull yourself up.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">ack, afk a bit, bio

Meany:<font color="#660033">I'll lay out what I want to do.

Meany:<font color="#660033">I want to get from where Sszeyl is now.

Meany:<font color="#660033">To there.

Masabel:<font color="#000000">Soaring Raptor Strike. against devil tiger. Jump &#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 9 + 17 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;, if that meets the AC of the target, attack of Frost - &#171;  &#160;1d20+22 = 6 + 22 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+5+1d6+6d6 = 2 + 5 + 6 + 18 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Meany:<font color="#660033">And pummel those assholes.

Devilish Tiger 1:<font color="#000000">The tiger vanishes in a spray of blood and frost, leaving behind a puff of smoke.

Masabel:<font color="#000000">and switch to Island of blades stance, moving 5 feet to the side

Meany:<font color="#660033">Actually...

RAM:<font color="#990000">Doktor, what's that one website you use for all the D&amp;D info?

Meany:<font color="#660033">Since that tiger is out of the way...

VAE:<font color="#000000">SRD

Meany:<font color="#660033">I can go to the other pair.

RAM:<font color="#990000">He uses a different one.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">http://www.d20srd.org/index.htm

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Or

Meany:<font color="#660033">And beat them to death.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Sweet.

RAM:<font color="#990000">SRD doesn't have the suppliments.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">http://dndtools.eu/

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">For the non-core stuff.

RAM:<font color="#990000">That one. Thanks.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Getting a running jump decreases the DC by five, yes?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But double-check it if it looks weird.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's wrong a lot.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The SRD is reliable.

Masabel:<font color="#000000">anyone thats next to a creature masabel is next to, it's flanked

Meany:<font color="#660033">Ooooh.

Meany:<font color="#660033">It's doubled if I don't run-jump.

Meany:<font color="#660033">I see.

RAM:<font color="#990000">The SRD has nothing about using ranged weapons in melee. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Getting a running start halves the jump DC.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The DCs provided assume this already.

Masabel:<font color="#000000">done lia

Meany:<font color="#660033">According to srd, it dosen't double it.

Meany:<font color="#660033">^^;

Green Fiend 1:<font color="#000000">Glaive &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 10 + 9 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; plus infernal wound, &#171;  &#160;1d20+4 = 13 + 4 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 9 + 3 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; plus infernal wound for Masabel!

Meany:<font color="#660033">doesn't*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And by running start, they mean you move 20ft. You don't have to &quot;Run&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus has received initiative.Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ram; using a ranged weapon in melee typically counts as an improvised weapon.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">And there IS a &quot;pistol whip&quot; WoW feat.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I was just looking at it like five minutes ago. =3=

Meany:<font color="#660033">Same.

Meany:<font color="#660033">But.

Meany:<font color="#660033">I differ to you.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">All Jump DCs given here assume that you get a running start, which requires that you move at least 20 feet in a straight line before attempting the jump. If you do not get a running start, the DC for the jump is doubled.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Anyways. Roll me a strength check +4, hellhound.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Typically, yes. I'm looking for a feat that lets him actually -fire- it as normal.

RAM:<font color="#990000">If there is.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Wait, you mean fire the gun in melee?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Isn't there already a future Gunslinger class feature that lets you do that?

Huge Hellhound 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8+4 = 14 + 8 + 4 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Strength check...

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">back

RAM:<font color="#990000">Techy, no.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tomi takes on a dark red aura and gives the creature hounding her a swift knee-strike in the jaw. She doesn't seem intimidated at all. &#171; &#160;1d20+16+3 = 12 + 16 + 3 = 31&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;3d6+1d6+4 = 8 + 1 + 4 = 13&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;. She then grabs onto its mandible and chest... &#171; &#160;1d20+9+4+4 = 17 + 9 + 4 + 4 = 34&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

RAM:<font color="#990000">The feature lets him make AoOs with his gun.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">... Lifts it into the air ...

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">And throws it over her shoulder, into the holy rain.

Meany:<font color="#660033">CHOCOLATE RAIN

VAE:<font color="#000000">HAHAAH

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">back

* Tomiko Lazarus cracks a scary grin.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain was wondering which person he should help.

Huge Hellhound 1:<font color="#000000">Bowr? -- And then it SCREAMS!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">God dammit I take a -4 penalty firing into there! &gt;:O

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">That pretty much cinched it.

* Tomiko Lazarus walks towards the Hextorian knight.

Meany:<font color="#660033">:C

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Doom approaches.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Tomiko gets my killz.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Done.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Oh well.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Maybe next time.

Tomiko Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( To illustrate, Tomi used Snap Kick feat for a weak strike, then Mighty Throw and walked off. ))

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Also, the Hellhound is Prone.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ram; anyway, anyone can fired a ranged weapon in melee, you just eat an AoO yourself for it (though the concentration skill can be used to avoid AoOs, as far as I know. Not just for spellcasting!). If you want to use a ranged weapon -as- a melee weapon, then it's an improvised weapon with all those penalties that go with it and deals damage base on it's size, though there is the WoW feat 'pistol whip', but I can't remember the exact specifics of it, but the name is pretty indicative.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">If none of that covers what you're looking for, I have no the faintest clue what you're talking about.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">This pistol whip WoW feat sounds like what you should spring for.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Or a bayonet.

* Shankfang the Deffrider moves forward as he clears his weapon. Not gonna ask for a doublemove, that's pushing it. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Aaand end turn!

Sszeyl has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">A big-ass survival knife bound under the barrel of Rose would be pretty cool.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Eh, for that I have Quick Draw and I can just switch to my axe.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">You know what.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">But it would look Orky.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I'm going to at least try and get a kill this game.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I'm looking more for Gun-Fu! :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">The jump check is a standard action, right, not part of the move?

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Just for clarity.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I believe you can jump as part of your move.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Glorious.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And I found something that'll help. Defensive &quot;archery&quot; gives a +4 AC bonus against AoOs when firing while in melee.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Note that for every 10 feet above 30ft base movement you have, you get +4 to jump. So Sszeyl gets a ridiculous +16 to jump in addition to whatever his skill mod is.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Gonna pop this to get a feel of how it works practically.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl gets a little...aura? A faint outline of gold light around him. Lawful holy symbols start to glow and lift in the air as if wafted by a breeze toward him.

Sszeyl:<b><i><font color="#660033">&quot;Awaken...Via'thrunyaven!&quot;

</i></b><font color="#660033"> The Drow's right shoulder explodes with gold light. Every Lawful diety's holy symbol in the area -jerks- through the air toward him. Great slabs of the ground explode into powder, and rise up to meet him. The powder spirals around his arms, starting at the hands, and working upward. As it passes, gleaming black metal is left in its place, gold light pouring through the gaps, with many portions stylized after feathered wings. As the pauldrons are formed, two larger wings spread upward, displaying a red shield with a black eye at its center upon them. (Law Devotion activate. For one minute, Sszeyl gains a +3 sacred bonus to ac or attack, that he can switch between actions.)

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi goes a little pale.. &quot;What did he say!?&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ram; Pistol Whip is in the WoW Core book. I just posted it into IRC, to be polite to game and keep OOC in IRC.

* Thomas Lazarus double-takes.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Six dicks of Hextor... what is this?&quot; The inquisitor's cross begins to jerk towards Sszeyl

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Where in the world did that..&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not Vargachixeniejir --&quot; Strum strum watch watch --

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I already said. If I want to fight with a melee weapon I'll just switch to my axe.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Miron notes that his holy symbol seems like it is magnetically attracted to Sszeyl?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed.. this is holy power, it doesn't come from that filthy spirit.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Of course he does

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">And the drow just seems to...blur. It doesn't look like he's running at all, but the space between picking one foot up and putting the next one down grows longer with each stride.

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's fucking jerking towards him, it'd be hard not to notice

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">And &#171; &#160;1d20+16+8 = 15 + 16 + 8 = 39&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187; Jump check.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain's badge in his pocket jiggles ever so slightly as he raises an eyebrow at the spectacle.

You whisper to Meany: Any translation for that name? :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Just sort of floats up the wall to the immediate side of these fine gentlemen.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Dat's kool.&quot; :O

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660033">&quot;Cast in the Name of Law...&quot;

</b><font color="#660033"> The holy symbols on his shoulder spikes glow white....then red.

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660033">&quot;Ye Guilty.&quot;

</b>Railock:<font color="#000000">ordered food arrived, afk a sec

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Just a sec. ))

RAM:<font color="#990000">Big O!

RAM:<font color="#990000">It's Showtime!

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVuLideHsrs&amp;list=LLSmb2NLz9nWaTVC40lOq06w

Sszeyl whispers: Lucky Music Sage.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">The old man's face is devoid of all emotion, and his eyes seem glassy.... But turn done.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I was thinking more like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA7Xl5CtHRM

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Btw, the lawful holy symbol thing apples to Good and Evil lawfuls as well. So these Hextors should have some delicious religious confusion now.

Green Fiend 18:<font color="#000000">Glaive &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 4 + 9 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 9 + 3 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; plus infernal wound, &#171;  &#160;1d20+4 = 13 + 4 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; plus infernal wound for Gamal!

Vonain (Goldeneye) has received initiative.Hextorian Knight:<font color="#000000">&quot;What sorcery --&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">ha ha nope

GM:<font color="#000000">Ed, Gnogglebolt, and Viceth on deck!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The law is on our side. I said it already.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Vonain, you're up!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Hup!

<i><font color="#0000ff">RAM is disconnected.

</i>Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain knows he won't last long at all if the hellhound turns on him, but it's the biggest threat at the moment and it looks like the paladin needs help putting it down.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain moves into range--probably eats an AoO?

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Get back!&quot; the drow suddenly snaps, as the jaws of the hellhound snap at Vonain!

Huge Hellhound 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+20+3 = 14 + 20 + 3 = 37&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d6+12+1d8 = 3 + 12 + 4 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Oh you have -got- to be kidding me.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">--oh, wait, not a nat 20.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Whups. :B

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">SCARED YA DIDN'T I. *bats dice*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;54-19 = 54 - 19 = 35&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &quot;Hrgh!&quot; Vonain flinches as the jaws crunch onto his unarmored arm, as he wears only a breastplate.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">...but the two-handed greatsword suddenly blazes with energy.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Hideous Blow&quot; invocation as part of an attack! Vonain swings the claymore in a vicious chop! &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 20 + 10 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">:O

Huge Hellhound 2:<font color="#000000">Now THAT'S a crit threat.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Crit threat: &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 2 + 10 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Huge Hellhound 2:<font color="#000000">No luck confirming it, though.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">flug. Would have multiplied the invocation damage, too.

<i><font color="#0000ff">RAM has connected.

</i>RAM:<font color="#990000">Back!

RAM:<font color="#990000">Wireless died, had to hard-connect.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Oh well. The tiger is suddenly struck with an eldritch-charged outsider-bane greatsword! &#171; &#160;2d6+3+2d6+5d6 = 8 + 3 + 9 + 17 = 37&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

RAM:<font color="#990000">What'd I miss after...

RAM:<font color="#990000">GM: Vonain, you're up! Vonain (Goldeneye): Hup!

RAM:<font color="#990000">Don't need a transcript.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">One sec, sending.

RAM:<font color="#990000">NO!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...nevermind

RAM:<font color="#990000">I hate reading through those. =3=

RAM:<font color="#990000">It's always a jumbled mess.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Just...cliffnotes.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">(oh yeah, I forgot, and add +2 to both the attack and the confirm rolls...not that it makes any difference)

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">End turn

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Vonain just hit the hellhound with an eldrich greatsword strike that was pretty good.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That's about it.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Cool.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Oh shit, almost forgot my DR.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">+1 hp

Huge Hellhound 2:<font color="#000000">The blow cleaves a nice deep gash in the creature's side... and a small approving nod from the drow.

Edaric has received initiative.* Edaric keeps up the music!

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Viceth, Tom, and Miron on deck! Tom, be ready with that holy damage.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt decides to adjust his position, while at the same time pulling something from his bandolier. Gods, please let me be right about this...

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He chucks one of his outdated Banisher Grenades in the direction of the deviltiger! Attacking a square, AC 5. Use tech Device priming chec; &#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 13 + 18 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; checking for malfunction, touch attack roll &#171;  &#160;1d20+8 = 1 + 8 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; (minus either four or two for range increment but probably won't matter)

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">....well, that's a successful prime, but an auto -miss-...now to roll for scatter. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">since it still matters where missed grenadelikes land.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d8 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; clockwise from the north.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Thankfully, almost counts in horseshoes and planar flux munitions.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">now, to see how -far- it scatters, I need to actually figure the range increment here. (one sec)

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">standard range increment 10 feet, Bomb Bouncing ability doubles, so... *measures*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">60 feet, so that's two range increments beyond the first.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We're not grading you for your work like it's math homework. Just draw the template. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">So, two sqares to the south. Sorry.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(I only gave this thing a ten-foot radius? Huh.)

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Fortunately, that just barely catches the tiger. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Make a will save!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">DC 15

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Will Save vs. Go to Hell.

Devilish Tiger:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 13 + 3 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt curses as he spins the grenade wrong during the throw and it lands off course, and bursts with a loud humming sound and the area looking distorted as if a heatwave...

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">...and the tiger is still here.

* RAM noms cinnamon oatmeal. :9

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt curses again. End turn.

Viceth has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Rail!

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Quiet. =3=

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XP

Viceth:<font color="#000000">do supernatural abilties provoke AoO's?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Don't know. I don't think dragon breath, for example, does.

* Viceth moves up, fires off a Storm bolt. anything in the line takes &#171; &#160;5d6 = 15&#160;  &#187; Lightning damage

Green Fiend 1:<font color="#000000">OW *bleh*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Supernatural abilities are magical and go away in an antimagic field but are not subject to spell resistance, counterspells, or to being dispelled by dispel magic. Using a supernatural ability is a standard action unless noted otherwise. Supernatural abilities may have a use limit or be usable at will, just like spell-like abilities. However, supernatural abilities do not provoke attacks of opportunity and never require Concentration checks.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">SRD says 'no'.

Viceth:<font color="#000000">awesome

Glitch:<font color="#000000">just checked the AoO table. Does not provoke AoO.

* You roll to yourself: 101-15 =&gt; 101 - 15 = 86Viceth:<font color="#000000">hellhounds in the line as well

Huge Hellhound 1:<font color="#000000">The rivulets of flame are lanced with bright blue electric sparks leaping between the holy raindrops.

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Huge Hellhound 1:<font color="#000000">Speaking of which, what's the damage on those holy raindrops, cleric?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">First of all, the holy rain burns the fallen Hellhound for &#171; &#160;4d6 = 17&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; damage. Thomas then goes charging into the thick of the battlefield, winding around the gigantic fiends. When he closes on the ridge, he flashes out of sight -- taking to higher ground! Tom uses Knight's Move and teleports to assist the gate-crashers.

* Thomas Lazarus swivels around on the hellhound and levels his holy brand with a glare.

Miron has received initiative.Huge Hellhound 2:<font color="#000000">The hellhound whips around, with a deep, grinding growl... Its eyes smolder with preternatural hate.

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor whispers a brief prayer, grasping and subduing the cross on his chest. &quot; Saint Cuthbert, you who watches over his faithful with eternal vigil, protect the body and soul of your humble servant.&quot; He lets go of the cross, which once again jerks towards Sszeyl and points towards the sanctioned summoner: Mad dra koyr yv Axacrusis vmy' drny'kr drayn rayrk. (Infernal: Let the pain of Axacrusis flow through their veins.) Wrack DC 17

Huge Hellhound 2:<font color="#000000">What target?

VAE:<font color="#000000">owards the sanctioned summoner: Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">There are two sanctioned summoners.

VAE:<font color="#000000">SS1

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But I assume he means the female one.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Only one is in range

Huge Hellhound 2:<font color="#000000">Oh, sanctioned summoner. What kind of save is it?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Fort

Meany:<font color="#660033">You evil little gremlin.

Sanctioned Summoner 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8+2 = 17 + 8 + 2 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Fort save...

Meany:<font color="#660033">Attacking full casters with fort saves.

Meany:<font color="#660033">:V

VAE:<font color="#000000">Not full caster.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Prob'ly cleric

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Wow, heh, she's tougher than she looks!

VAE:<font color="#000000">but. . . as good as it goes

Sanctioned Summoner 1:<font color="#000000">The spellcaster glares down at Miron briefly before impassively turning back toward the oncoming death-Lazarus.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Kython's chained dick in its arse, holy goddamn fuck&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain immediately snaps his head around as he smells fel power running through the allied ranks...before he realizes it originated from the allied ranks.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">He refocuses on the hellhound before him. Can't worry about that now.

Ocahilon:<font color="#000000">No no no, you've got it wrong. Unholy goddamn fuck. *brick'd!!*

Green Fiend 23:<font color="#000000">This fiend snaps its fingers...

VAE:<font color="#000000">AHAHA

Green Fiend 23:<font color="#000000">....

Green Fiend 23:<font color="#000000">... and then proceeds to keep snapping its fingers madly.

Green Fiend 23:<i><font color="#000000">Why don't you work?!

</i><font color="#000000"> &gt;:E

Meany:<font color="#660033">SMOOTH JAZZ WILL NOT SAVE YOU.

Miron:<font color="#000000">You won't teach me how to swear, Tiamat's arse-licker.

Green Fiend 23:<font color="#000000">Glaive &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 16 + 9 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 7 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; plus infernal wound, &#171;  &#160;1d20+4 = 1 + 4 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; plus infernal wound for Draugrim!

Miron:<font color="#000000">Also ,subtracting 4 HP as Miron's wounds bleed

VAE:<font color="#000000">Heh.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hahaha - hahahaha -- 'hahahahaha!! Oh, that is glorious payback. Keep trying! KEEP TRYING YOU LITTLE SPINELESS SHIT!&quot; *w*'

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">i got the mental image of a stepping finger-snapping barbazu in a top hat

VAE:<font color="#000000">with a cane

* Tomiko Lazarus is obviously not a fan of devils escaping her for two months.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt's mood improves, and he grins again and surreptitiously pats his belt lovingly.

Green Fiend 23:<font color="#000000">You know, I was once on the show circuit. But kill one measly employer for being late... WHAM. Hell. =3= *brick'd*

GM:<font color="#000000">Gamal!

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">That's show business.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">... wait, if you were on the show circuit, were you a bard? How'd you end up in Hell if you're not Lawful? &gt;:.

Green Fiend 23:<font color="#000000">SILENCE.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">5 foot step, start with 1, move on to 18 with full attack

Meany:<font color="#660033">He wasn't a bard.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 13 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+17+AMod = 13 + 17 + 3 = 33&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+6+DMod = Dam = (10 + 6 + 3) = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Meany:<font color="#660033">-She- was an -dancer.-

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 9 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+17+AMod = 9 + 17 + 3 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+4+DMod = Dam = (10 + 4 + 3) = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Meany:<font color="#660033">VHAT A TWEEST.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 4 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+12+AMod = 4 + 12 + 3 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+6+DMod = Dam = (8 + 6 + 3) = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Miron:<font color="#000000">You have obviously never heard of lawful bards, Gamal. Where do you think military marches come from?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 11 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+12+AMod = 11 + 12 + 3 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+4+DMod = Dam = (7 + 4 + 3) = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Miron:<font color="#000000">*Edaric, not Gamal

Green Fiend 18:<font color="#000000">Three slashes, two kills. Not a bad ratio.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">done

Edaric:<font color="#000000">It's in the class mechanics, bards can't be lawful. :B

Swallowtail has received initiative.Edaric:<font color="#000000">We lose our powers if we get too stodgy. :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I'm sure theres some prc that's a lawful awful bard

Miron:<font color="#000000">This is inconceivable. Something needs to be done with this.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&quot;He's still alive? Inconceivable!&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">&quot;You keep using that word.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&quot;You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">&quot;I do not think it means what you think it means.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">I shall speak to Commander Coisurn. Braxton Falls shall educate the first crop of lawful bards in history of Akellon.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Emotion is chaotic, what can I say? Anyone who's been in the grips of high emotion knows that. :3

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Swallowtail stays just where she is, minding the devil-tiger moving on her flank. Fiend 23 gets a pair of shots once again, re-aiming for 12 if it is killed. &#171; &#160;1d20+11+3+2 = 1 + 11 + 3 + 2 = 17&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; ((I forgot +2 to attack from invisibility as usual.)) &#171;  &#160;1d4+4d6+1d6+3 = 2 + 14 + 1 + 3 = 20&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6+3+2 = 3 + 6 + 3 + 2 = 14&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+4d6+1d6+3 = 3 + 21 + 2 + 3 = 29&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*submerges under a mound of supernatural bricks*

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Whu-oh.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And yes, that reference was on purpose

Green Fiend 12:<font color="#000000">Well, the first shot went wide, but the second did its job.

VAE:<font color="#000000">(inconceivable before)

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">She fades out of sight again.. but not before shielding Tavia with her invisible self. Her vigilance is trained on the devil tiger.

Firaira has received initiative.Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;That rain is becoming problematic..&quot; The elf mutters, moving to a better position.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Sadly, the rain is going to be there for a whole minute unless Tom spends a standard action to dismiss it.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">And he ain't.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Agreed.&quot; &gt;:E

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I hope it doesn't stop soon, I still need to refill my barrel!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let it stay there and burn!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">At the very least, there are still human and devil targets in front of the rain.

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">Boosted by spell and skill, she moves into position, and then Devilish Tiger finds itself with two arrows flying at it! &#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 18 + 14 = 32&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 4 + 3 = 7&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; damage and &#171;  &#160;1d20+14 = 14 + 14 = 28&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; damage! (and I am correct in assuming the tigers are not barbazu and thus not subject to dark knowledge?)

VAE:<font color="#000000">you are

VAE:<font color="#000000">tigers are certainly not barbazu

Draugrim:<font color="#9933FF">Well, not that it matters terribly much, because INCOMING FUR.

Devilish Tiger:<font color="#000000">Tigers are not barbazu, no. :B

Draugrim:<font color="#9933FF">* &#171; &#160;1d20+19 = 18 + 19 = 37&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+7 = 2 + 7 = 9&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; damage!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Barbazu is just the diabolically correct term for bearded devils.

Meany:<font color="#660033">..Hmm.

Meany:<font color="#660033">What would be the ideal choice, dps wise.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">But not to be confused with -barbed- devils.

Draugrim:<font color="#9933FF">That's a hit? Ho boy, wolfy ain't done with you yet.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Which are Hamatula.

Meany:<font color="#660033">A ridiculously low save versus 4d6 fire damage.

Devilish Tiger:<font color="#000000">That's a hit!

Draugrim:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 20 + 15 = 35&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; trip!

Meany:<font color="#660033">Or two flurry attacks, reduced to +3 with buffs each?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Since you have +3 morale and +3 sacred to hit and damage, now is the time to flurry. As long as you're asking for optimal DPS.

Devilish Tiger:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 2 + 6 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; !!

Devilish Tiger:<font color="#000000">WHUMP.

Draugrim:<font color="#9933FF">Geezus, this wolf would've made a hell of a linebacker in another dimension. He not only tears into the tiger, but sends it sprawling in a manner that would make Alexander Lazarus proud.

* Swallowtail nods approvingly.

Draugrim:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr.&quot;

Devilish Tiger:<font color="#000000">The tiger yowls, flipping over onto its back and displaying its angry claws of DOOM.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Is the +3 sacred from a Tombuff?

Aelian has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's from ''yourself. XP''

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Good boy.&quot; She says in elven.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Except it doesn't apply to damage.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">+3 is ed buff

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">My bad then.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Ah, I see.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Still, accuracy.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">oh sacred. no clue on that

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... I have a cat trying to play Hungry Hungry Hippos with my hand.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You could get three swings in.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I say do it.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Hi Cocoa!

Meany:<font color="#660033">We're hasted?

Meany:<font color="#660033">Oh right, we're hasted. =3=

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sszeyl has 9 HD now, does he not?

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Aelian, seeing a helpless target, nocks two arrows at once as he runs up and fires at the prone tiger, at point blank range to boot!! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-4+4 = 15 + 15 - 4 + 4 = 30&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+7 = 7 + 7 = 14&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+15-4+4 = 18 + 15 - 4 + 4 = 33&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+7 = 5 + 7 = 12&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187;!

Meany:<font color="#660033">Si.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">we hasted? when?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So he has 9 HD at medium BaB progression.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Which means he gets a +6/+1 attack routine.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And can flurry for three swings.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No, we're not hasted.

Meany:<font color="#660033">No, he doesn't. ^^;

Meany:<font color="#660033">He has +5 bab.

Tavia:<font color="#9933FF">Not even minding the rain, Tavia runs up to get some of the fun!

Tavia:<font color="#9933FF">WOOF! &gt;:O &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 7 + 6 = 13&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 1 + 5 = 6&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; damage!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Really? Dang.

Tavia:<font color="#9933FF">And done.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Six levels of medium, three levels of slow.

Meany:<font color="#660033">:c

Devilish Tiger:<font color="#000000">The claws of doom do nothing, for the tiger is swiftly vanquished beneath the fangs of the faithful hounds.

Raerarael has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I see. I forgot to consider the PrC.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Ha ha! Nice kill, Tavia!&quot;

Tavia:<font color="#9933FF">Woof! Wag wag wag.

Draugrim:<font color="#9933FF">Killstealing whore. &gt;:|

RAM:<font color="#990000">Hmm...

Tavia:<font color="#9933FF">Ruff. &gt;:P

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">...How many Magic Missiles can I fire?

Tavia: <font color="#9933ff">(( ALL OF THEM ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Five.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It caps at five.

VAE:<font color="#000000">haha

VAE:<font color="#000000">I like &quot;all of them&quot;

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">1d4 damage and they auto hit, right?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">1d4+1, auto-hit, no save, Force, SR applies.

* Raerarael steps forward and starts throwing what look like magical versions of Malachite at number 12! &#171; &#160;5d4+5 = 8 + 5 = 13&#160;  &#187; damage, &#171;  &#160;1d20+12 = 3 + 12 = 15&#160;  &#187; SR!

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">Well, that was a shit roll.

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">End turn.

Green Fiend 12:<font color="#000000">No dice on the SR. The mini-Malachites dissipate before even hitting the creature.

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">&gt;:E

Huge Hellhound 1:<font color="#000000">The hellhound pulls itself to its feet, shaking off the holy water with disdan, and then leaps at what looks like the nearest lightly-armored target -- the mage!

Huge Hellhound 1:<font color="#000000">Though, it doesn't get far...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Ah yeeessssss, step closer into range. &gt;:3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">he's got 1 higher ac due to buffs

Meany:<font color="#660033">...

Meany:<font color="#660033">WALP.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Hatari was right.

Meany:<font color="#660033">I was wrong.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">wut

Meany:<font color="#660033">Alert the presses.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Apparently I didn't update Sszeyl's BaB.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh. Well.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That's a good thing to be wrong about.

VAE:<font color="#000000">That explains a lot of trouble

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Time for all of the punches.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Editing macros.

Hextorian Guardian:<font color="#000000">The suited woman steps back, throwing out a hand... Tomi? Please make a Will save.

* Tomiko Lazarus suspects spell nonsense.

* Tomiko Lazarus narrows her eyes into a steely glare. For just one moment, her entire being approaches perfect focus. (Immediate - Moment of Perfect Mind counter: &#171; &#160;1d20+20+mod = 6 + 20 + 2 = 28&#160;  &#187; Substitute a Concentration check result for a Will save.)

Hextorian Guardian:<font color="#000000">It is spell nonsense. But you've avoided paralysis very well.

* Tomiko Lazarus bares her fangs.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Because Diamond Mind!

Huge Hellhound 2:<font color="#000000">The hound's eyes flicker around the battlefield briefly... before aiming at the last creature to hurt it.

Huge Hellhound 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+20+3 = 18 + 20 + 3 = 41&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d6+12+1d8 = 12 + 12 + 4 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; on Vonain!

Huge Hellhound 2:<font color="#000000">The creature's jaws close with a sickening CRUNCH and the sizzle of burning flesh and cloth around the warlock's midsection.

* Thomas Lazarus notes it was wise to teleport up here for healing emergency duty.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">There goes your pelvis.

* You roll to yourself: 36-28 =&gt; 36 - 28 = 8Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;'Th' fuck was that..? Trying to scare me off..?&quot;'

* Tomiko Lazarus raises her head, and murmurs in a haunting tone. &quot;I'm going to keep your head.&quot;

Hextorian Guardian:<font color="#000000">&quot;No, rebel scum.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">aw, shit, was afk for a sec...

Hextorian Guardian:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just softening you up.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Updated Vonain's HP for you.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">ah, thankya.

Sanctioned Summoner 1:<font color="#000000">The summoner slides back with a blank look, making a complicated gesture and speaking in an arcane tongue...

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Ghaaargh!&quot; Vonain cries out under the assault from the tiger.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">apparently it did like the smaller morsels.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">(Hound!)

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Hound.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">My bad.

Sanctioned Summoner 1:<font color="#000000">Tomi? Will save.

* Tomiko Lazarus squints. &quot;Gnnrrnn!!&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 4 + 7 = 11&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Uh oh.

You whisper to Dr. Hatari: Tomiko's just fallen under a Dominate Person spell. Uh-oh.

Tomiko Lazarus whispers: Hold it.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;We need more people on the wall up here!&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus whispers: That has a casting time of 1 round, no?

RAM:<font color="#990000">You really, really like your will saves, don't you Lia?

Tomiko Lazarus whispers: http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/dominatePerson.htm

You whisper to Dr. Hatari: Really? I assumed standard. Lemme check.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'm saving myself using my encyclopedic knowledge of spells. *bricked*

RAM:<font color="#990000">Good thing you still have Iron Heart Surge, huh?

You whisper to Dr. Hatari: Ah, no biggie. Dominate was actually my second choice. My mistake.

You whisper to Dr. Hatari: Is Confusion better? :B

Tomiko Lazarus whispers: x3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll join you shortly then&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tomi has a will save of just +7?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Well, yeah.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Warblade.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Barbarian, actually.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Slow Will Save progression.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Oh, and Barbarian.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">that's not bad for a fighter type. gamal is 5

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Warblade thrown in.

You whisper to Dr. Hatari: And yes I fully expect her to Iron Heart Surge out of it if she makes her anti-confusion roll. :B

RAM:<font color="#990000">Oh, she's mostly Barbarian?

RAM:<font color="#990000">I thought it was the other way around. :B

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well it used to be 50/50. http://www.thetangledweb.net/forums/profiler/view_char.php?cid=56778

RAM:<font color="#990000">Ah.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Anyways.

* Tomiko Lazarus cringes and clutches half of her face at the redundant barrage of mental magic. She growls like a provoked beast and seems to be suffering from problems entirely apart from enemies in her face.

Tomiko Lazarus whispers: I think I'll take my chances on the confusion roll first, and have her try to break out of it if it ends up being some foolish / useless thing. Most of the choices are going to be things she would want anyways. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">....but what spell -did- the other caster use? :.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron raises his eyebrow, seems slightly impressed at someone actually managing to disco,fort the leaping wall of anger.

Miron:<font color="#000000">*discomfort

RAM:<font color="#990000">Wouldn't we like to know? :B

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">That would be spellcraft 83

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...usually, the DM describes spell effects...

VAE:<font color="#000000">But... roll on our turns ,anyways

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oh well.

Hextorian Knight:<font color="#000000">This knight uncaps a vial on his belt. &quot;By the Law of Hextor, you shall be judged and found worthy or unworthy.&quot;

Hextorian Knight:<font color="#000000">A storm begins to rise over the other stormcloud... where the rainfalls intersect, there is hissing, roiling steam. The cloud is an angry thunderhead, rumbling with black fire... and a driving rain begins to fall on the ramparts! You goody-two-shoes in there?

Hextorian Knight:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;2d6 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage, no save, no SR.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">...holy rain, and unholy rain. Nice.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;What is --&quot; Tom widens his eyes and levels his free hand at Vonain immediately.

* Thomas Lazarus cringes terribly!

Hextorian Knight:<font color="#000000">Oh yes... that's right.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck...Hextor!&quot; Vonain yelps in pain as the acidic rain falls on him!

VAE:<font color="#000000">I wonder what happen s at the interface

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck...Hextor!&quot; Vonain yelps in pain as the acidic rain falls on him!

Hextorian Knight:<font color="#000000">Vonain, are you considered an outsider?

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">.....

Hextorian Knight:<font color="#000000">If so, you take double damage.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Native outsider, but yes. &gt;.&gt;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Aaaand down he goes.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And one vonain, down

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">(Oh, did you accoutn for his DR from the hound attack, Lia?)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom opens his palm and lets his spell cast. With a pulse of white light, Vonain gets covered by a Close Wounds effect. Take &#171; &#160;1d4+5 = 4 + 5 = 9&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; immediate healing.

* Thomas Lazarus was seemingly expecting this.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh, actually no. So you have one extra hit point.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;9-14+9 = 9 - 14 + 9 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain staggers--nearly falls!--but Tom's expeditious spell takes effect and keeps him on his feet.

Sanctioned Summoner 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 14 + 18 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Concentration check --

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">The holy and unholy rainstorms overlap and hiss with reaction.

Meany:<font color="#660033">...

Sanctioned Summoner 2:<font color="#000000">This mage makes a quick gesture, and suddenly --

Meany:<font color="#660033">If you mix holy and unholy water, does it have an acid/base reaction?

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Yes I'm also a serious narrator sometimes DEAL WITH IT.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Are we looking at cholorine gas?

Devilish Tiger:<font color="#000000">TIGER! 2 claws &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 15 + 11 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+8 = 6 + 8 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 19 + 11 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+8 = 5 + 8 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;, and bite &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 13 + 6 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d6+4 = 2 + 4 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; on Sszeyl!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">It's just silver-dusted water both ways. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Suddenly, a tiger!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl just...bats the paws.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Not one of them makes it through.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ARCANINE I CHOOSE YOU!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Oh wait.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">--Oh. Dang. That's something. :O

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">One does.

Tathi has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">God dammit I would never be able to hit any of them now. Freaking rain forcing penalties on ranged attacks. &gt;:E

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">But it also catches on the arm armor, and barely does anything.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Lia, adding &quot;summon spells are a fullround action instead of 1 turn&quot; to the houserules on the wiki.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Read: Eats his aid hp.

VAE:<font color="#000000">?

Devilish Tiger:<font color="#000000">No, they're not.

VAE:<font color="#000000">why?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Forgot about that one too.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">So effectively nothing.

Devilish Tiger:<font color="#000000">I think.

VAE:<font color="#000000">as in, why should they be?

Devilish Tiger:<font color="#000000">This summon was feat-assisted.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">wait, what's not what--oh, feat-assisted. Quickened?

Devilish Tiger:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl, roll Grapple against &#171; &#160;1d20+16 = 3 + 16 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Rapid.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Malconvokers can summon quickly. Also you can metamagic summons with --

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh. Yokays.

VAE:<font color="#000000">But...

VAE:<font color="#000000">there aren't any actual malconvokers among the summoners

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&#171; &#160;1d20+16 = 3 + 16 = 19&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187; &gt;:O

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Who knows. =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">the one who was was hanged loong ago

Devilish Tiger:<font color="#000000">What do we do. XD

Miron:<font color="#000000">I do.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">GASP

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">SAME MODS

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(So, for normal, then we are treating normal summon spells with their proper casting times, that is one, whole -turn- and not a fullround action?)

Devilish Tiger:<font color="#000000">Roll again! &#171; &#160;1d20+16 = 5 + 16 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">EPIC STRUGGLE REROLL.

VAE:<font color="#000000">What do we do with an angry tiger early in the moorning

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&#171; &#160;1d20+16 = 19 + 16 = 35&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187; &gt;:O

Devilish Tiger:<font color="#000000">MADE IT!

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">SSZEYL BOSSES IT.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Pimpslap.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">No.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Bad cat.

Devilish Tiger:<font color="#000000">OW! ;~;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">:(

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi moves forward slightly, concentrating on the battle up ahead.

Ball Lightning:<font color="#9933FF">And that's when this little bugger moves over and-

Ball Lightning:<font color="#9933FF">BZZZZZZAAAPPP!!! Reflex DC 20 to take half of &#171; &#160;10d6 = 40&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; points of shock damage!

Huge Hellhound 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 3 + 10 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl looks at the tiger...and the shields on his shoulder spikes turn white again.

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660033">&quot;Cast in the Name of Law...&quot;

</b><font color="#660033"> ...They remain white. &quot;Ye Not.&quot;

Huge Hellhound 2:<font color="#000000">The creature howls with pain, a sound mingled with the screaming of a tortured soul.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">And he turns back to looking at the summoner.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Radiant! Back yourself out of here!&quot; The drow's sword, whose flames had begun to flicker in the rain, suddenly blazes higher with silver light. &quot;We'll give you an opening. Go!&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+17+3 = 5 + 17 + 3 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+1d6+3 = 6 + 6 + 5 + 3 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+12+3 = 11 + 12 + 3 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+1d6+3 = 4 + 6 + 5 + 3 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+7+3 = 20 + 7 + 3 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+1d6+3 = 4 + 6 + 5 + 3 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; all nonlethal on the hound!

Altonor:<font color="#000000">Crit threat &#171; &#160;1d20+7+3 = 13 + 7 + 3 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+6+1d6+3 = 2 + 6 + 6 + 3 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

* You roll to yourself: 20+18+18 =&gt; 20 + 18 + 18 = 56Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;I gotcha!&quot;

Huge Hellhound 2:<font color="#000000">CRASH!

VAE:<font color="#000000">As an aside

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He nods once, squinting in the unholy rain.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Did I praise Lia for the tokens?

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hah! They don't make warhounds like they used to.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">All four hextorites and the hounds are brilliant

* Kep'salion snorts.

Masabel has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Masabel! Tomi, Shankfang, and Sszeyl are on deck.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I've only seen two of the Hextorians so far, but they and the Hounds are very good.

Masabel:<font color="#000000">Full attack on the hellhound Full attack - &#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 16 + 14 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+8+1d6 = 1 + 8 + 2 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; frost, &#171;  &#160;1d20+13 = 9 + 13 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+7+1d6+1d6 = 3 + 7 + 2 + 3 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fire nonlethal, &#171;  &#160;1d20+9 = 13 + 9 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+8+1d6 = 5 + 8 + 4 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; frost!

Masabel:<font color="#000000">done

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Is Lia still doing that soft cover rule? I forget.

Huge Hellhound 1:<font color="#000000">The creature snarls as the frosty blade makes contact and hisses against its hide!

* You roll to yourself: 11+2+17+4 =&gt; 11 + 2 + 17 + 4 = 34Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Soft cover? :.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Having a person between you and your target.

Tomiko Lazarus has received initiative.Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Basically, the Heavy grants the medic healing him soft cover. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Unless you have reach somehow, I don't see how it's relevant.

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( I'm talking to put it to my benefit. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Putting the summoner between me and the tiger. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( :v ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( &quot;So, summoning a two-ton magical predator directly behind me was a terrible idea.&quot; &quot;Yup.&quot; ))

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tomi, still clutching her forehead with a confused look, shakes her head and growls! OH NO CONFUSION TABLE ROLL? &#171; &#160;1d100 = 75&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hahahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The red light coming from her eyes flares. The fiendish woman advances on her assailants with an ominous, mad look.

Sanctioned Summoner 1:<font color="#000000">NOT AS PLANNED

Glitch:<font color="#000000">ahhh, -that's- what it was. :B

Sanctioned Summoner 1:<b><font color="#000000">NOT AS PLANNED

</b>Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'M GONNA FUCKING EAT YOU, YOU LITTLE WHORES!!!&quot;

Sanctioned Summoner 1:<font color="#000000">A flicker crosses the summoner's expression briefly -- something akin to momentary terror.

* Tomiko Lazarus emits a bright red flash just an instant prior to exploding into scarlet flames! Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, now she's on fire. (Swift - Burning Blade technique: Until her next turn, Tomi's strikes deal an additional &#171; &#160;1d6+5 = 3 + 5 = 8&#160;  &#187; fire damage.)

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Full Attack (+Haste, +Rage): Punch 1: &#171; &#160;1d20+23+3 = 16 + 23 + 3 = 42&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;3d6+10+1d6+3 = 9 + 10 + 2 + 3 = 24&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Punch 2:&#171;  &#160;1d20+18+3 = 20 + 18 + 3 = 41&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;3d6+10+1d6+3 = 15 + 10 + 2 + 3 = 30&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Haste Punch: &#171;  &#160;1d20+23+3 = 11 + 23 + 3 = 37&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;3d6+10+1d6+3 = 9 + 10 + 1 + 3 = 23&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Snap Kick: &#171;  &#160;1d20+19+3 = 7 + 19 + 3 = 29&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;3d6+4+1d6+3 = 16 + 4 + 6 + 3 = 29&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor bursts laughing.

Sanctioned Summoner 1:<font color="#000000">Lethal or non?

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The punches are nonlethal. Well, probably. The confusion simply indicated 'get em'. The 8 fire damage per punch is obviously still lethal.

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( ...Hmm. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">probably lethal, given her state

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...hang on.... (tallies up the percentage chances of confusion....)

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Does Flurry of Blows attack roll still benefit from +str? ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Or does it just replace str+bab? ))

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...wow, that was like, the worst spell for them to cast in that siutation.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Of course. It benefits from everything.

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( I can't remember. ^^; ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's a normal attack.

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( then I have been doing it wrong since forever. ))

Glitch:<font color="#000000">COmbining all the possible outcomes of confusion, Tomiko had a 50-50 change of attacking the casters -anyway-. :B

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( YAY ))

Sanctioned Summoner 1:<font color="#000000">WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! Thud.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Did the count teach you this, amateurs?&quot;

Hextorian Guardian:<font color="#000000">... Tink?

Hextorian Guardian:<font color="#000000">What.

Hextorian Guardian:<i><font color="#000000">What.

</i><font color="#000000"> The suit stops punches. What.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Tomiko: &quot;Oh....poop.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Just to clarify, are you saying the 29 kick failed to hit the Guardian?

Hextorian Guardian:<font color="#000000">Yep.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Understood.

Hextorian Guardian:<font color="#000000">I forgot it was a kick.

Hextorian Guardian:<font color="#000000">*The suit stops kicks.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">New and improved insane Tomiko roars in the Guardian's face!!

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Done.

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">... She doesn't really ... seem any different than normal from when she isn't insane and being directed by confusion to 'blindly attack nearest creature'.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Funny, that.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Basically what I just said. Heehee. &gt;|3

* Thomas Lazarus sweatdrops as his sister goes completely bonkers out of control screaming about cannibalism and shaking the wall. But really, it's not that unusual. =3=;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang takes a step right, bringing the hound into view and firing a shot behind the back! &#171; &#160;1d20+19-4+1+3 = 7 + 19 - 4 + 1 + 3 = 26&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6+2+3 = 18 + 2 + 3 = 23&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage!

Huge Hellhound 1:<font color="#000000">The shot causes the hound to reel, landing on the ground and quietly smoldering in a holy puddle.

Masabel:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ada! How's it looking up there?!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; Guys there's still a pikedevil right in the middle of us I can't start collecting water until he's gone!&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Rainy!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Second Shot, Shankfang balances a bullet on his powder horn as he fills Rose, before letting it roll down into the barrel and firing at number 12! &#171; &#160;1d20+19-4+1+3+1 = 6 + 19 - 4 + 1 + 3 + 1 = 26&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6+2+3+1 = 9 + 2 + 3 + 1 = 15&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage!

Masabel:<font color="#000000">&quot;I got that!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d6 = 5&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">20 damage.

Green Fiend 12:<font color="#000000">Not QUITE enough! But at least it hit!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Final shot, he tosses a bullet in the air and fills his gun. Once he's done powdering, the Orc tosses Rose into the air as well, and the bullet slips down the barrel before he catches it and fires! &#171; &#160;1d20+19-4+1+3+2 = 13 + 19 - 4 + 1 + 3 + 2 = 34&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6+1d6+2+3+2 = 14 + 2 + 2 + 3 + 2 = 23&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage!

Green Fiend 12:<font color="#000000">That one did it.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thanks, Shaknfang!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">*Shankfang

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;All Hy kan do vit all dat freakink rain. Even Hy vould never hit hennytink trough all dat.&quot; =3=

Sszeyl has received initiative.Meany:<font color="#660033">I live.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Never got an answer, but we'll make due!

GM:<font color="#000000">Vonain, Ed, Gnogglebolt, and Viceth are on deck!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">What are the effects of unholy rain again? ^^; Need to check.

GM:<font color="#000000">Also depends on how cool you make it. *brick'd*

GM:<font color="#000000">It damages you if you're Good.

GM:<font color="#000000">It also makes it hard to see in it and hard to hear.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Good thing I'm neutral, and have no need to actually roll listen/spot checks.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Five foot step.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Oh, hello Summoner.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I have so many things to talk to you about.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">brb

VAE:<font color="#000000">Does Dispel Magic work on the rain ,btw?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You'd have to roll Spellcraft to ID the spell first.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I have no idea regardless.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">brb again

VAE:<font color="#000000">As an aside, preliminary battle plan is inflict crit wounds on Hextorian Guard. Fancy armour doesn't do squat against touch spells.

Hextorian Guardian:<font color="#000000">How are you planning to get up here?

VAE:<font color="#000000">walk? 20ft off?

VAE:<font color="#000000">waiit

Hextorian Guardian:<font color="#000000">She's 12 feet up on some ramparts.

Ball Lightning: <font color="#9933ff">(( 'up' :P ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&#171; &#160;1d20+3+3+3+6 = 2 + 3 + 3 + 3 + 6 = 17&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187; Sszeyl's armored hands start moving in great overhanded sweeps to pummel the Summoner, &#171;  &#160;1d10+6+3 = 8 + 6 + 3 = 17&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+3+3+3+6 = 8 + 3 + 3 + 3 + 6 = 23&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187;, &#171;  &#160;1d10+6+3 = 1 + 6 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187; again, and again, &#171;  &#160;1d20+7+3+3 = 1 + 7 + 3 + 3 = 14&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+6+3 = 6 + 6 + 3 = 15&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187;.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">No attacks made it.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Typical.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Move on. =3=

Vonain (Goldeneye) has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">That means it'll be time to be very evil, as I won't waste the second wrack on someone with clearly a melee class

VAE:<font color="#000000">i.e. high fort

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain staggers his way out of the torrential acid rain, but after he makes it through, he turns and takes a parting shot at the Knight who nearly bagged hi--wait FUCK dammit Sszeyl!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">now EVERY enemy left is in melee!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">I'm gonna eat a -4 no matter where I shoot.

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Let me see. ))

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Cry me a river.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Hextorian Knight is not.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh well. Got +3 morale and it's touch.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Precise Shot, mutha fucka!

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Deal with it. :V ))

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">oh right, I forgot about buffz.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Well, at any rate.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah, time for an earth reaver

VAE:<font color="#000000">One of two, second's keeps for dealing with the summoning circle

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I find my propensity for forgetting about a buff becomes less and less as the buff itself becomes better.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahah

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">+3/+3 is good. Thanks Ed. =w=d

Edaric:<font color="#000000">No prob =w=d

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain staggers his way out of the torrential acid rain, but after he makes it through, he looks forward and takes a potshot at the guardian down the way, being careful not to hit Tomiko! Energy collects in his hand and lances forward! (Ranged touch attack &#171; &#160;1d20+10+3-4 = 20 + 10 + 3 - 4 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; plus any other buffz?

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">:O

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">YUS.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Critical confirm! &#171; &#160;1d20+10+3-4 = 3 + 10 + 3 - 4 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">ffffff &gt;_-

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Why can't I ever get a 20? I have a freaking x3 crit bonus!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">and a better chance to confirm...

Hextorian Guardian:<font color="#000000">No luck on confirming, but that hits!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Eat &#171; &#160;5d6 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; eldritch energy, Hextorian Guardian!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">That was kinda poor. Oh well.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">End turn.

* Hextorian Guardian raises her shield, but the blast passes right through it. Eldritch smoke rises from behind the shield... and she glares. &quot;The Lords will hear of this.&quot;

Edaric has received initiative.Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah, they will hear of it. From ME!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Except dey von't, because ve'll hef killed ya!&quot;

* Edaric scans the group -- then pulls out a wand as he moves forward. Miron gets a wand tap -- &#171; &#160;2d8+3 = 12 + 3 = 15&#160;  &#187; healing!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 11 + 9 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; CL check...

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Miron's bleeding stops!

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor's wounds seal. &quot;Cudgel bless you.. fuck, I needed that.&quot;

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660033">&quot;Required obligation restatement that the accused are unknown to be possessed by malignant forces using their bodies to escape punishment.&quot;

</b>Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660033">&quot;Alive capture is preferred, but not necessary.&quot;

</b>Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">And the lawful holy symbols star jerking in the air again.

* Thomas Lazarus blinks in bewilderment. o_o;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">So.. ''lawyery. D|''

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">start*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;In other words, if the law of earth won't judge them, the law of heavens will.&quot;

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660033">&quot;Correct.&quot;

</b>Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">oh damn, I -did- get initiative

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Yep. ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Yeah, this Sszeyl is doing the Vargie voice...but it seems less forced.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Like Vargie was actively trying to make its voice more intimidating, this one is intimidating by default with this voice.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">And that's after subjective intimidation values.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Does anyone have any idea what might be going on with Sszeyl? You know, this time?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt waddles as fast as he possibly can to the holy rain, and the moment he reaches the edge of the very contained raincloud, he pops off the top of the holding barrel on his back for his soakifyer and turns around, putting the barrel into the rain and letting it collect water.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He also re-adjusts his belt...

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I am not sure... but I approve.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Pre-nomming Tathi for that. XP

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Tathi did get a translation of that name, Lia?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Nope.

Viceth has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Does anyone EVER know whats going on with him?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">brb oven, may be late for turn

* Viceth uses boots of swift passage to teleport up to the top of the wall

VAE:<font color="#000000">Heh. If it was Sszey'l he'd have hauled Miron up

Viceth:<font color="#000000">I'm over 200 years old, you can haul yourself up, young one. |3 *brick'd*

Raerarael:<font color="#000000">Hey, so am I!

Viceth:<font color="#000000">thren He'll use storm bolt again &#171; &#160;5d6 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Hey, I'm 147, who are you calling young!

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi scrunches up her nose in confusion. &quot;Lucky.. music sage?&quot; She mutters.

Hextorian Guardian:<font color="#000000">ZAP!

Miron:<font color="#000000">Rude drowish scum, lucky we're on one side today.

Railock:<font color="#000000">I haven't looked at actual item, I didn't even know I could take someone with me

Railock:<font color="#000000">didn't think so with something only 5k for 5 uses a day

VAE:<font color="#000000">I wasn't entirely serious.

Viceth:<font color="#000000">Rude? That's strange... I thought surface people preferred being called young-looking for their age. :. Learn something new every day... |3

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Miron:<font color="#000000">Not when it comes from a wisecracking spiderfucker of your sort, and when it's a blatant lie.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom steps out of the unholy storm and shakes out his hair with a labored sigh. He glowers up at the Hextorians and begins to glow and brim with holy power! A blue shockwave of light emits from Thomas as he unleashes all of his namesake's strength! A blur of blue sword hums into the Summoner. And, perhaps, then the knight. It's nasty. Tom uses Strength Domain power and Haste as free actions, casts a Divine Favor spell as a swift action, and takes -4 on his swings due to power attack. Here goes! &#171; &#160;1d20+14+5+3+3+1-4 = 5 + 14 + 5 + 3 + 3 + 1 - 4 = 27&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+13+1+2d6+8 = 7 + 13 + 1 + 9 + 8 = 38&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+17 = 13 + 17 = 30&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+22+2d6 = 1 + 22 + 9 = 32&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+22 = 1 + 22 = 23&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+22+2d6 = 4 + 22 + 8 = 34&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It's kind of interesting, seeing them do this back to back... Their power is a lot alike.

Hextorian Knight:<font color="#000000">The knight raises his shield quickly, and manages to block all but one of the slashes!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">But I targeted the Summoner first. : VAE:<font color="#000000">h! A blur of blue sword hums into the Summoner. And, perhaps, then the knight. It's nasty.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

Hextorian Knight:<font color="#000000">OH.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;: Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">--Wait, duh.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Those weren't nonlethal penalty'd.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Blocking is easy when nobody's hitting ya.

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( *Too much scrambling* ))

Sanctioned Summoner 2:<font color="#000000">Nevermind, he's down either way. Lethal or non?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Assume an extra -4 hit on the slashes. Tom would never swing to kill a possessed man.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I kinda am mad at you for stealing my kill, but I got my screen time, and failed miserably at my attempt.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Good show.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm, argh.

Hextorian Knight:<font color="#000000">It only takes two slashes. This one blocks the last swing.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Dude there's still a gigantic tiger and a knight, we ain't done. ^^;

Miron has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">Prob'ly not worth slapping an earth reaver there.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">The Knight hasn't been Judged yet, and the Tiger was found not competent to stand trial.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Heal, maybe?

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">:C

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">...Are they even possessed?

VAE:<font color="#000000">everyone nearby's fit

Dr. Hatari:<i><font color="#FF0000">Oh.

</i>Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I figured they were just straight-up ebil.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I thought of a magic item Miron could buy.

VAE:<font color="#000000">They likely are.

Devilish Tiger:<font color="#000000">... The tiger's fiendish and has an Int of 3. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">If you kill them, you won't find out

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Amulet that acts as Spectral Hand. So he can use his touch attacks at range.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and they still should be tried.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Oh?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It kicks ass for Necromancers.

VAE:<font color="#000000">That.. that has uses

Masabel:<font color="#000000">... I was about to say I'm still bleeding, but Miron'd probably gnaw his own hand off before healing a drow. *brick'd*

VAE:<font color="#000000">where is it?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Well then.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Fair warning.

VAE:<font color="#000000">74/74, arse you are

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Shankfang the Deffrider: ...Are they even possessed?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Iunno. Could just make it using Wondrous Item rules, if it isn't already stock.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<i><font color="#990000">I'm shooting to kill

</i><font color="#990000">.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">That's the thing, we don't know for sure.

Masabel:<font color="#000000">Bleed 2, still bleding.

Miron:<font color="#000000">You call that bleeding?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I just saw some NPC in Age of Worms use it against our party.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's basically just the spell that's important.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Perhaps when the tiger does something to showcase it's ebil, but at the moment it is just aggressive seeming. Further, this isn't a Detect Evil effect.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Okay, I guess wrack on the guardian, and here's hoping for a low roll

Railock:<font color="#000000">masabel may be bleeding..but she also still has temp hp left heh

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Especially against these guys that have an AC of almost 30.

VAE:<font color="#000000">moment

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I like how Tomi's fort save is 3 points higher than this attacks DC.

* Tomiko Lazarus is the biggest and the greenest.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm, fair point

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Danman

VAE:<font color="#000000">Fuck it, earth reaver it is, as it def. won't kill the summoner

Glitch:<font color="#000000">there's also the thing, how...well..

Glitch:<font color="#000000">you're kinda 4 feet tall

Glitch:<font color="#000000">and staring right at a 12 foot tall wall

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">h4x

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Miron doesn't have line of sight. He can't see the top from where he is. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm

VAE:<font color="#000000">Does he have line of sight where Tom and the rest of them are?

VAE:<font color="#000000">And good point... for most of the game I haven't even NOTICED there's a step slope, I'm just that ba

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I wouldn

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I wouldn't guess so, you have stood up against a one-story building before, right? ^^;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You could walk over there and drop an Inflict Light/Moderate wounds, Mass on the tiger and knight.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That's ranged by default.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Walk over where?

VAE:<font color="#000000">And ... I can drop stuff there that'll work

Glitch:<font color="#000000">that general area, I'd suppose.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Would where Gamal is be enough?

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean, for the gradient

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The middle or whatever, it doesn't matter. Decide this during the hour between turns. XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">there, I mean

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Iunno. Guess it's the DM's call? What's the range on Mass Inflict, anyway?

VAE:<font color="#000000">I can do Earth reaver which is medium, and plenty

Liatai:<font color="#000000">What Glitch said. What's the range?

VAE:<font color="#000000">thing is, we're discussing (and 100+10/level or so is medium)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Standing behind Gamal would reach... Just be careful not to kill the summoner, too.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Suit yourself. Just pick one. XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">He shouldn't die.. he got subdual damage done

VAE:<font color="#000000">so.. 7d6 on top of that shouldn't kill him

Gamal-Junayd whispers: altonor downed the hound up top before shankfang downed the one down below didn't he?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Danman; you remember that we've been running that enough nonlethal damage can still kill a person? :B

You whisper to Railock: Yep, as far as I can recal.

You whisper to Railock: *recall

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Especially when combined with lethal damage? :B

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She took 24 fire damage. 7d6 more could absolutely kill her. We shall find out.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Which was my initial worry, but... It'd have to be over his max HP

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Don't hit the summoner. Get him on like, a corner or something.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Not her

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So, altonor, since you were first to drop a puppy...what sort of meal do you want made?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh, other one.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Him, summoner 2, who just got nonlethal

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;What?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I said I'd cook a meal for the first to drop a puppy.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">AKA, Tom fucked up my battle plan :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Okay well we don't need to summon a session of congress to talk about this.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Go. XP

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can't hear you over the rain!&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Do you have any kind of ranged -heal-?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Because Vonain is in critical condition.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;For it is written the earth itself shall tremble and spit fire at those abandoning law, faith and reason, I command in Saint Cuthbert's holy name... BREAK&quot; The short inquisitor punches the ground where he's standing.... and a massive inferno surges from the ground.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">neeevermind.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Okay

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Vonain is probably fine with the best defense of them all.

Gamal-Junayd: <font color="#000000">&quot;Fine fine..I'll ask after you have your shower&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Behind behind really scary attention-grabbing people.

VAE:<font color="#000000">this hits the tiger, and the knight but not the summoner

Glitch:<font color="#000000">ah, perfect, that's what I was talking about. Good on ya.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Rock shards erupt from the floor and ceiling and fire lashes out from the newly manifested cracks &#171; &#160;4d6 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; physical &#171;  &#160;3d6 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fire and save DC18 reflex or be prone!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Turn over, for me at least. Saves

Devilish Tiger:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 10 + 7 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Hextorian Knight:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 15 + 6 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Miron uses Magnitude!

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">The tiger has also turn over'd.

Devilish Tiger:<font color="#000000">This is not the tigers' day for staying upright.

RAM:<font color="#990000">It's super effective!

VAE:<font color="#000000">hhaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tigers turns over?

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">Like.. you know when cats are in a playful mood and they roll

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also, I totally should have gotten Miron a periapt of wisdom or something. Awful spell DC's

* Gamal-Junayd steps back a bit, runs, jumps and...can I pull myself up? (Climb Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 3 + 15 = 18&#160;  &#187;)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You can!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">okay

* VAE bitten in the ass by himself being frugal.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">then, second move to move into position

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">will tumble past the enraged beserker tomi

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and done

Swallowtail has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">oh, declare dodge on...tomi.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">HE'S WATCHING YOU.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">and now every remaining enemy is in melee AND has soft cover. :B

Meany:<font color="#660033">...

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The air around her is like a hundred and fifty degrees, and she's basically frothing through her fangs.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah, Ass move on gamal

Meany:<font color="#660033">You can fly.

VAE:<font color="#000000">since the bugger has an obscene AC

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Gamal gets a bravery point.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Go upward until you have a direct line of sight on them.

VAE:<font color="#000000">chances are he won't hit him

Meany:<font color="#660033">Bam, soft cover gone.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...Oh yeah. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">as in, 29 was a miss

Meany:<font color="#660033">&quot;VEGETA.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#660033">&quot;I CAN -FLY-.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">her

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">okay main reason I'm going in? so that I'm closer to cofused tomi than viceth, and she doesn't step away from the big guy just in case

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">if you are a ranged user, wether weapons or rays, and you don't have the feat to negate the -4 in melee...you built it wrong.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Steely eyed and without wasting a moment, Swallowtail sprints for the wall -- up and over -- making it look like child's play. She readies her weapon at the Hextorian.

Swallowtail: <font color="#ff0000">(( Double move and -- ))

Swallowtail: <font color="#ff0000">(( Yeah, done. ))

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Poor swallowtail. Her best skills of assasination only work on targets we want -alive. :B

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Thanks to her ninja skills, she ascends the wall as easily as anyone else runs down a hall.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Woman, I defied gravity for six seconds.

Firaira has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">Tell me about it. If it was undead instead of demons, we'd be routinely getting 2d6 added damage from Miron

VAE:<font color="#000000">Even magic beasts, constructs and draconic stuff

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Devils. *bricked*

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">So does Firaira have a shot at our last target?

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">Er, 2nd to last.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah. He's very much not an expert on planars.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We have three. There is a tiger, and two knights.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Or whatever class the Guardian is. Probably cleric.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Firaira could aim at any of the targets, as long as she has the range.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">paladin of tyranny maybe

VAE:<font color="#000000">Maybe paladin

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">or blackguard

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Nah, she cast a paralysis spell.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Magic item?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Unless they get hold person.

Meany:<font color="#660033">She could be a Favored Soul?

Meany:<font color="#660033">:V

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Possibly.. but she's probably a cleric.

Meany:<font color="#660033">*all of the bricks*

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">Firaria carefully selects a few of her nonsilvered arrows, and aims a couple at the Guardian! &#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 13 + 14 = 27&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 8 + 4 = 12&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; damage and &#171;  &#160;1d20+15 = 15 + 15 = 30&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 3 + 4 = 7&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; damage!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Does that account for +3/+3 morale?

Firaira:<font color="#9933FF">Yup.

Draugrim:<font color="#9933FF">... see I knew I forgot something. -skills-.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Dog skills.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">=w=;

Draugrim:<font color="#9933FF">Well.. I'd think wolves get jump as a skill, don't they?

Draugrim:<font color="#9933FF">24 str.. 12 HD.. So, let's see..

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Nope.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Skills: Hide +2, Listen +3, Move Silently +3, Spot +3, Survival +1*

VAE:<font color="#000000">blah

Draugrim:<font color="#9933FF">Wow. Very well then.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Stock wolf, anyways.

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;Home of Doberman Propulsion Laboratories: The ultimate in watchdog weaponry. -- Chris Shaw

VAE:<font color="#000000">quote from Fortune, that seemed relevant

Draugrim:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 7 + 7 = 14&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; jump!! Let's see if the warlock gets a giant wolf landing zone.

Draugrim:<font color="#9933FF">DM call?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Nope.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Sorry, Draugrim. The height DC for a 12 foot jump, excluding your own height boni, is... 48.

Draugrim:<font color="#9933FF">But wolfy wants to play. T_T

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">'Course if you're like 7 foot tall you get a break.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Only the UberJumpMasters can make that. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Doggy would have better luck with Climb.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">BUT NOT THAT MUCH *dog gutter smack'd*

Hextorian Guardian:<font color="#000000">One arrow is deflected. The other hits home!

Aelian has received initiative.Meany:<font color="#660033">...

Meany:<font color="#660033">Do Fiendish Animals get immunity to Fire, too?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Knowledge (planar).

Meany:<font color="#660033">Since this isn't the first time we've done this, it should have come up.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Aelian, noting that one enemy is already under fire, moves to engage another.

Meany:<font color="#660033">I mean, we had that entire fiasco in the Crane Underground.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You could ask the expert standing next to you.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Excellent idea.

Aelian:<font color="#9933FF">Aelian nocks two arrows at once and fires at the devilish tiger! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-1 = 11 + 15 - 1 = 25&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+6 = 1 + 6 = 7&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+15-1 = 12 + 15 - 1 = 26&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+6 = 8 + 6 = 14&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187;!

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660033">&quot;Inquisitor Lazarus, have hybrids of animalia and quadreped fiends developed full immunity to fire yet?&quot;

</b>* Thomas Lazarus seems focused on swordplay with the knight. &quot;W--what??&quot;

Tavia:<font color="#9933FF">But an elven hound does get jump. Wow. XP

Tavia:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+16 = 20 + 16 = 36&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187;

Tavia:<i><font color="#9933FF">BOING

</i>Sszeyl:<b> <font color="#660033">Cursed language.&quot;

</b>Glitch:<font color="#000000">er, &quot;Fiendish&quot; animals aren't hybrids

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660033">&quot;Are the tigers immune to fire?&quot;

</b>Liatai:<font color="#000000">Climb check, Tavia?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">They're literally hell-counterparts completely native to the lower planes. :B

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Glitch, I'm not interested. ))

Tavia:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 10 + 4 = 14&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; =3=;;;;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh. Uh, a little! Not completely!&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well, Tavia's kind of hanging on the battlements Lion King style. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Actually, I'm with Meany here

VAE:<font color="#000000">otherwise there'd be no reason for them to look similar

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">HELP ME, BROTHAR

VAE:<font color="#000000">They must have a common origin with our planar tigers

Amadre:<font color="#000000">LONG LIVE THE KING. *paw'd*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There are two methods of making a fiendish animal.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">(1) native animal to the planes.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">(2) diluted descendant of a half-fiend.

Devilish Tiger:<font color="#000000">The arrows both stick! Impressive shots!

Raerarael has received initiative.Raerarael:<font color="#990000">Hmm...

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660033">&quot;Thank you. Hmm.&quot;

</b>Raerarael:<font color="#990000">Scorching Ray. What attack bonus do I use for it?

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660033">&quot;A guarunteed attack that will be resisted, versus committing to an assault....I've been out of practice too long, let's use the boy's memories for a moment, hmm?&quot;

</b>* Thomas Lazarus flicks his eyes to the tiger and Sszeyl. He raises a brow. &quot;I .. dunno what kind of fire-breathing you've got up your sleeve, friend, but I don't know if it'll be that effective!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">As an aside. Does confusion need Break Enchantment, or is Dispel Magic enough

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hint. Puke fire on knight

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You need to ID it first.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">It's a dc 13 reflex save.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Strictly meta-speaking, I believe dispel is enough. You might want to roll spellcraft regardless.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ah well ,got enough time until my turn

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">For half of 4d6.

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">Anyone?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sorry wut

VAE:<font color="#000000">Fixin' Tomi, see

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Ranged. ))

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">Scorching Ray?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">BaB+dex+3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">From Ed

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So... 6+5+3

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">Well then.

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">Too tired to think of anything cool right now, so...

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">Pew pew pew!

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Raerarael makes good on the sound effect and fires three lazors.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Heh

VAE:<font color="#000000">He does that beatbox mouth thing from Police Academy

VAE:<font color="#000000">you know, that one black copper who did it all the time

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">Three Scorching Rays at the Guardian! &#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 13 + 14 = 27&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6 = 9&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; is there a damage mod? And do any of the bonuses apply? &#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 14 + 14 = 28&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6 = 16&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;, and &#171;  &#160;1d20+14 = 5 + 14 = 19&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6 = 11&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187;.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I remember. :B

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">All touch attacks.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I have no idea if morale boni to damage apply to ray attacks.

* You roll to yourself: 57-9-16-11 =&gt; 57 - 9 - 16 - 11 = 21Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Lia can decide.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Sadly, nope. The ability specifically says weapon damage rolls. {:3

Hextorian Guardian:<font color="#000000">However, all three attacks hit!

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">Well then, there we go.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">The -attack- morale bonus applies to spells, as far as I know.

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">End turn.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">The -damage- bonus only applies to weapons.

Hextorian Guardian:<font color="#000000">The guardian backs up once more -- and fishes a whistle out of her pocket. FWEET-FWEET, FWEEEEEET!

Hextorian Guardian:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;4d8+10 = 19 + 10 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; self-healing!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Aw, dammit.&quot;

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">...Wat.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Use Knowledge: Arcana!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Iz...iz dat a vistle?&quot;

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">:O

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">I can do that, that's right!

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 5 + 10 = 15&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Knowledge (Arcana)!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It is! I suppose music does heal after all.&quot;

Raerarael:<font color="#990000">FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-!

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+21 = 12 + 21 = 33&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; Knowledge Arcana!

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi closes her eyes briefly.. and opens her mind to the wealth of knowledge within. Loremaster check. &#171; &#160;1d20+10+5 = 7 + 10 + 5 = 22&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; knoweldge check, much like bardic knowledge, on various topics.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+21 = 8 + 21 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Arcana

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;To modify our usual catchphrase, if there was any possible chance they didn't know we were here before, they definitely know we're here now...&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">It was obviously healing whistle, people. =3= *bricked*

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">QUIET.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I fucking told you so, shael vuk.&quot;

Hextorian Knight:<font color="#000000">The knight also backs up a step -- but frowns severely. &quot;Ye who proclaim your righteousness... Stand firm and face holy judgement! Dissidents shall wither in the light of the Law!&quot; If you are neither lawful nor evil, Sszeyl and Tom... You may make a Fort save for half of &#171; &#160;10d4 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 20 + 3 = 23&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187; Knowledge Arcana check.

Hextorian Knight:<font color="#000000">If you are Lawful or Evil, but not both, you may make a Fort save for half of 15 damage.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;!&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 1 + 9 = 10&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">&#171; &#160;1d20+9+mood = 12 + 9 + 0 = 21&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187; Fort save!

* Thomas Lazarus is hit hard with an unholy attack!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Guah!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 8 + 18 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Spellcraft. What was that?

You whisper to Ghostwish: The whistle seemed nonmagical... but the spell was likely a Cure spell. You've got a divine spellcaster here!

You whisper to Meany: The whistle seemed nonmagical... but the spell was likely a Cure spell. You've got a divine spellcaster here!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">The holy shields on the old man's shoulder pauldrons explode with light, harshly batting at the magic. :U

VAE:<font color="#000000">+19 actually

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;How quiant.&quot;

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660033">&quot;The other is a divine spellcaster. A Cure spell was used.&quot;

</b><font color="#660033">&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">-&quot;

You whisper to VAE: The whistle seemed nonmagical... but the spell was likely a Cure spell. You've got a divine spellcaster here! As for the knight... Castigate is the spell.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That..&quot; *whistles* &quot;I should probably learn that.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom takes 3 Shield Other damage, Sszeyl takes 4 from successful Lawful save?

Devilish Tiger:<font color="#000000">The tiger rights itself!

Tathi has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">... Why is this my GM token?

GM:<font color="#000000">Tathi, your move!

RAM:<font color="#990000">That...is an excellent question. :o

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">The other DM left sour candy in the chair.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi moves up again, and continues to keep her shocking habits on the move.

Ball Lightning:<font color="#9933FF">BZZZZZZAAAPPP!!! Reflex DC 20 to take half of &#171; &#160;10d6 = 26&#160; <font color="#9933FF">&#187; points of shock damage!

Hextorian Knight:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 9 + 6 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Hextorian Knight:<font color="#000000">And first blood goes to Tathi's ball of lightning!

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;2d6 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Seeing as that was clearly a willing Hextorian cultist, Thomas doesn't especially care. He locks eyes on the tiger.

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Not that he could technically save the man anyways. He can't take anymore immediate actions until after his turn. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Was that enough damage to plain kill him

VAE:<font color="#000000">?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I assume so. Mink said it got first blood.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Question.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">A drow and pegasus break out of the curtain of rain, the drow trying to shield himself with his shield. &quot;Almost there, Kep. Keep it together. Radiant! You out here?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Did Spell Resistence apply to the last attack?

VAE:<font color="#000000">well.. there's no X or other indicator

Hextorian Knight:<font color="#000000">Nope, not dead at all. Just first damage.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ohhhh.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">My bad.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Wait, how first damage

* Dr. Hatari is used to that expression meaning First Kill in shooters. XP

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">thers been a lot of nonlethal

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean, the Earth Reaver

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm still kicking!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">That was something like a dozen physical and eleven fire or so

VAE:<font color="#000000">pdef not nonlethal

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Seems we've got the last ones between the hammer and anvil now!&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">No worries. He probably just has DR 30/Forgot About That.

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660033">&quot;I will attempt to lock down the caster here. Can you destroy the animal with your magic?&quot;

</b>* Altonor pats Vonain's shoulder in passing -- take 20 healing. &quot;Good. Any further deaths on our side?&quot;

Masabel has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Who -- me? Ah, sure.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus is a little unnerved by Sszeyl randomly being someone else again. o_o;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">How many people are you D|

* Masabel use shadow jaunt to appear on the top of the wall, then moves in to the guardian

Masabel:<font color="#000000">done

Tomiko Lazarus has received initiative.Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;I haven't heard any new casualties yet!&quot; Vonain responds to Altonor.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Arright, enough fuckin' around. &quot;' Stupid.. '&quot; Tomi clenches her fists, raises her arms, tenses all of her muscles, and explodes out of the enchantment with a red shockwave of fiery soul power! &quot;' Do you think.. that I made it all these years.. without getting caught by any of you.. ' through LUCK?&quot; Tomi spends her turn using Iron Heart Surge to break out of her confusion! She gets +2 morale, superceded by Ed's stellar jams.

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.* Gamal-Junayd watches the sweat bead that had been building off drop off as tomi regains her own mental facilities

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">dodged a bullet there

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Yes you did. There was only like a 10% chance of her attacking the other caster.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">why do you think I spend dodge on you? had I been able to attack instead of double move, I would of max combat expertised

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660033">&quot;You are obviously confused as to who I am. This runs the risk of causing you to make or fail to make a reaction that could injure you beyond what is acceptable.&quot;

</b>Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;What??&quot; D|

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;--Oh, let's just beat 'em!&quot;

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660033">&quot;So I tell you plainly, I am the First the boy referred to. I have only sixty seconds of lucidity, so let's hurry up.&quot;

</b>Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Aha, there you are!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I can get behind that idea!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Only one shot.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang runs forward, combat rolls and fires at the Guardian! &#171; &#160;1d20+19-4+3+3+1 = 2 + 19 - 4 + 3 + 3 + 1 = 24&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;4d6+2+3+3 = 12 + 2 + 3 + 3 = 20&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage!

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Did you get a glimpse of what was going on with the bo -- the old man?&quot; The scarred drow looks aside at Vonain.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">God damn shitty rolls fucking GRAH!

Hextorian Guardian:<font color="#000000">Plink!

Sszeyl has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Combo broken. =3=

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660033">&quot;Cast in the Name of Law...&quot;

</b><font color="#660033"> The Shields turn white once more... and Red. &quot;Ye Guilty.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Have some melee touch attack, knight. &#171; &#160;1d20+12+3+3 = 7 + 12 + 3 + 3 = 25&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187;. &gt;:O

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">:C

Hextorian Knight:<font color="#000000">That's a hit!

VAE:<font color="#000000">That hits, yeah

VAE:<font color="#000000">for touch, it 's plenty

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Grapple. &#171; &#160;1d20+12+4+3+3 = 6 + 12 + 4 + 3 + 3 = 28&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187; :U

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Unless it's a Jedi Knight.

Hextorian Knight:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 19 + 9 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Grapple --

VAE:<font color="#000000">Then you just use force touch

Hextorian Knight:<font color="#000000">Nope, you've got him!

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I win.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sszeyl wins due to higher mod!

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain looks up at Altonor and shakes his head. &quot;I'm not entirely sure what that guy's deal is. Something like this happened back when we were egressing from the prisons...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">The old man grabs the knight -by the face- and lifts him up off his feet.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Something like this?&quot; The drow squints through the rain.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">...And starts to squeeze. &#171; &#160;1d10+6+3 = 6 + 6 + 3 = 15&#160; <font color="#660033">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd whispers: is that guardian backed into a corner like the vbl makes it seem, or does he have more retreat space?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Lethal or non?

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Let's go lethal.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Kinda...this one's a lot more intense than last time, though.&quot;

You whisper to Railock: There's a staircase below, but Masabel's blocked her off from it, mostly.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;And last time, he tried to run away, rather than help.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Since it's hard to do nonlethal head injuries.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yeah. I'm at a loss of how do you nonlethally squeeze someone's face

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Clamp the nose and lips closed?

* Teeny Rin is bricked.

VAE:<font color="#000000">That's like nonlethal impalement

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660033">&quot;The Law obeys one who can see the will of the gods as written by men. One who can come to a single absolute truth. Such is -not the case with you!-&quot;

</b>Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Turn over.

Hextorian Knight:<font color="#000000">The knight grunts and struggles, trying to get out of the unrelenting grasp...

Vonain (Goldeneye) has received initiative.* Thomas Lazarus gains +1 respect for law because he thinks that was cool! &gt;:O

* Thomas Lazarus is kind of Terri-impressionable... *bricked*

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Moving the +3 between attack and ac in between actions as per the devotion rules. :v

VAE:<font color="#000000">Judge Sszeyl, the cousin of Judge Dredd

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">at least terri's not watching this. or is she?

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Hang on, going high...&quot; Vonain then rises up to the 30-foot ceiling, a little more than 15 feet from the wall, and looks down on the tiger. &quot;Let's see if I can nail this...&quot; he collects a lot of energy in the tip of his finger, carefully lines up the shot, and lets fly with a long-range Eldritch Blast! RTA &#171; &#160;1d20+10+3 = 14 + 10 + 3 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">She would probably be audibly bawlin' over Kor's tragic and uncared for death.

VAE:<font color="#000000">who at?

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">ALAS. NO ONE CARED.

Gamal-Junayd whispers: you should SO have terri blurt ouy &quot;that was awesome said mr sszeyel&quot; or something like that

Miron:<font color="#000000">Striga cares... I think she wanted a taste of that tender, fat rat.

Malachite:<font color="#000000">I cared! Noooooooo! D| My teasing target!

Malachite:<font color="#000000">THERE WERE SO MANY SNACKS LEFT TO STEAL D|

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and rats on a stick to eat?

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">NO ONE (*WHO IS A PERSON) CARED.

* Teeny Rin is bricked.

RAM:<font color="#990000">So, I hate to be the guy, but about how much longer we got?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">sayin terri isn't a person?

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9tz4u3RxfA&amp;feature=player_detailpage#t=264s

VAE:<font color="#000000">Come on! 5:18AM and lynx getting sleepy

Liatai:<font color="#000000">As soon as Glitch tells me who his target is...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">GLITCH WHO YOU AIMIN' AT.

* RAM is tired and doesn't know if he has to do any works tomorrow.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The Tiger.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">I said the tiger!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">he said tiger

Devilish Tiger:<font color="#000000">Oh. :B

Devilish Tiger:<font color="#000000">Poof.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">think dm may be dropping off

RAM:<font color="#990000">Well...later today, actually.

Edaric has received initiative.Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom looks over his shoulder, squinting through the rain.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt just stays where he is, letting his barrel collect more holy water while he fixes the busted valve.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Alright, Sszeyl.. ... ..or whoever you are.. ... ..it's just us and these knights!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">End turn.

Viceth has received initiative.Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660033">&quot;You are alone now. No one is coming to help you. That witch that wars across the wall will fall to the Horseman soon.&quot;

</b>Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660033">&quot;Do you submit, mortal?&quot;

</b>* Thomas Lazarus looks a little bewildered. &quot;...&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl is getting so much noms from me for today

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Horsemen.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Horsemen*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">We've got Tomi and me here. :P

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I'm sorry.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">You've been out of it so long, I forgot.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Viceth, do sumthin'

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">War and Death. You're screwed now, Guardian!

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">If maptools had a screen-shake effect like modern video games, it would be going off constantly on my turns.

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660033">&quot;Conquest and Death, the First and Fourth ride with us. Do you submit?&quot;

</b>* Viceth casts Ice Knife at the guardian &#171; &#160;1d20+19 = 7 + 19 = 26&#160;  &#187; touch attack, if that glittering knife of icy doom its, it deals &#171;  &#160;2d8+4 = 4 + 4 = 8&#160;  &#187; damage, and make a fortitude check DC 16 or take 2 dex damage

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Actually, Tomiko is Conquest. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Moving init along to Tom to speed things along.

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Vargie is War. ))

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oh. Conquest, then.

Hextorian Guardian:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 1 + 10 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Viceth:<font color="#000000">done

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">The guy can clearly see this from between two of Sszeyl's fingers.

Viceth:<font color="#000000">see how you like lower AC

GM:<font color="#000000">Tom!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">adjusting

Railock:<font color="#000000">vargies war, tomi's conquest...is shank death? who's famine?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Barbarus.

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Barbie is Famiine. ))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom moves in to end the conflict. Not as terrible as last time, Tom aims for armor creases. Here goes! &#171; &#160;1d20+14+3+3+1 = 20 + 14 + 3 + 3 + 1 = 41&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+4+1+2d6 = 8 + 4 + 1 + 9 = 22&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+18 = 7 + 18 = 25&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+9+2d6 = 2 + 9 + 7 = 18&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+21 = 20 + 21 = 41&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+9+2d6 = 6 + 9 + 8 = 23&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Hextorian Knight:<font color="#000000">Lethal or non?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Two crit threats, sheesh. &#171; &#160;1d20+21 = 9 + 21 = 30&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+21 = 13 + 21 = 34&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Lethal for accuracy. So he probably just killed the guy.

* Shankfang the Deffrider is Death, yes.

Hextorian Knight:<font color="#000000">If he uses the third strike, yes, he would kill the guy. The second strike caused him to go limp.

VAE:<font color="#000000">keep him up, I suggest

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">In that case...

VAE:<font color="#000000">might have valuable info

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom halts what would've been the killing stroke. He knits his brow.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Hmm.&quot; He lowers his sword. Done.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Heal check: &#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 10 + 17 = 27&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also ,someone might ust want to get that ball lightning elsewhere.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Actually, I like the effect it has.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">As long as he isn't at like -9 or something, Tom doesn't bend over backwards saving him for now.

Hextorian Knight:<font color="#000000">... VERY limp. Tom's very neatly exploited a poorly-cared-for spot in the armor... and left a gaping slash though the man's stomach. (-9/92 -- death's door)

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Sszeyl holding this guy's face -right near it.-

Thomas Lazarus:<i><font color="#FF0000">Crap.

</i>Glitch:<font color="#000000">...wow, I love that.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&quot;As long as he isn't--&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&quot;He is.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">&quot;Dammit.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD

* Thomas Lazarus sighs grudgingly and extends a hand to the fallen cultist. &quot;--I should save this for someone who is not guilty of willing, knowing genocide.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The Hextorian gets &#171; &#160;1d4+5 = 3 + 5 = 8&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; immediate healing.

* Thomas Lazarus shows mercy and saves his life.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(no 1hp cure cantrips?)

VAE:<font color="#000000">XD

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660033">&quot;The descretion is, as has been for several decades, yours to use, Inqusitor.&quot;

</b>Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Not ones that would be able to reach him in time to not die.

Railock:<font color="#000000">not as an immediate action

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oh.

Hextorian Knight:<font color="#000000">Have you ever watched a bisected liver stitch itself back together?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Justice will be dealt to him, Tom. You are just allowing it to be done in full.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Mn.&quot; He seems unmoved.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Heretics like him don't deserve a death in battle.&quot;

Miron has received initiative.* Thomas Lazarus is thoroughly done.

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660033">&quot;Now, about the witch...&quot;

</b>VAE:<font color="#000000">Now. Wrack her with a bit over 1/4 chance of it working, or heal up Tathi which is juust on the edge of possibility?

Vonain (Goldeneye) whispers: By the way. I hate to distract you too much, but as Vonain is practically touching the ceiling, he can see down the other side of the wall -into- the fort, right? Unless that's a roof that connects to the battlements...

* VAE taking suggestions.

You whisper to Glitch: That wall behind you goes straight up to the ceiling.

* VAE too tired for sane tactic thought, see

Meany:<font color="#660033">Is Ghost still alive? :V

Meany:<font color="#660033">Wracking is more in lieu with Miron's character.

Meany:<font color="#660033">But healing could be helpful.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Barely.

Vonain (Goldeneye) whispers: Oh, I see, so the fortress is completely enclosed...got it.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Both are in lieu ,as this is not the last fight of today

Liatai:<font color="#000000">He could just wait and see what's going to happen.

VAE:<font color="#000000">As in, IC today

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Gah, all this mercy for the evil guys is making me sick. =3=

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Rail, get Gamal's attacks ready.

Railock:<font color="#000000">I am

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Honestly, I don't expect him to live, Shank. I know full well he's gonna be hanged. But, you know, he might know something that king Oberon needs to know. And the families of the people he has callously butchered might get some peace from his trial.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">So I do my duty.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Or they miiiiight be possessed. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Don't care.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Maybe, but that would be a bit much.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">They're touting scripture and damning the devils they summoned and have divine powers.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">They'd still get a bullet to the brain.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm, that's just about done with.&quot; The inquisitor looks about and wipes off his face. &quot;As much as I hate yer guts, this needs to be done&quot; {1d8+5] Cure Light Wounds on Tathi

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It'd be an awfully elaborate ruse if it were a possession.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d8+5 = 2 + 5 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">if they are possessed, it's more likely to be possessed by other mortals via magic jar or something

Miron:<font color="#000000">That's a better roll.

Miron:<font color="#000000">And end turn.

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.* Gamal-Junayd steps forward, dodge on guardian. activates burning blades. it slices, it dices, it cooks the food at the same time as...not really harming it at all. nonlethal from merciful enchants.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 16 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+17+AMod = 16 + 17 + 5 = 38&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+6+DMod = Dam = (9 + 6 + 3) = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) Crit Threat! (Confirmation Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+17+AMod = 1 + 17 + 5 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Crit Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam +1d6+6+DMod = 18 + 3 + 6 + 3 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 1 = 1&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+17+AMod = 1 + 17 + 5 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+4+DMod = Dam = (10 + 4 + 3) = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Meany:<font color="#660033">Buy one today!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 11 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+12+AMod = 11 + 12 + 5 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+6+DMod = Dam = (11 + 6 + 3) = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 6 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+12+AMod = 6 + 12 + 5 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+4+DMod = Dam = (11 + 4 + 3) = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Hextorian Guardian:<font color="#000000">FWEEEE -- Fwump.

VAE:<font color="#000000">So Tathi should be at 20. And. . . it is a go, IC - he hates her guts ,but they need everyone alive and fit.

GM:<font color="#000000">Combat finally OVER!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Finally indeed

Meany:<font color="#660033">Got energy for end of battle rp, or straight to noms and close?

RAM:<font color="#990000">YAAAAY!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Was that our longest combat ever? |D;

* RAM fwumps.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nom and close

GM:<font color="#000000">I think most people are falling over, so let's get noms and close.

VAE:<font color="#000000">This was quite good combat

VAE:<font color="#000000">And.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">I .. just woke up

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Finally!&quot; He then looks over at altonor &quot;So, Altonor, since I said I'd cook something for the first to down a puppy...what do you want me to cook for you?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">The old man releases the guy with a flippant thump.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ghost, Miron healed Tathi, Sszeyl hurt an enemy and the sky is falling over

VAE:<font color="#000000">Anyways, noma

VAE:<font color="#000000">noms

* Thomas Lazarus releases a breath and sags.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Uh...

* Gamal-Junayd then takes the time to strip the enemies of anythign useful, and bind them

VAE:<font color="#000000">Judge Sszeyl, cousin of Judge Dredd.

RAM:<font color="#990000">That.

VAE:<font color="#000000">That's for a double nom ,because it was consistent awesome throughout the session

RAM:<font color="#990000">And...I can't actually think of much. My brain's cooked.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Tathi sighs softly as she kneels down, and carefully searches the hood of her robe,,

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tathi for 'what's happening to Sszeyl?? Lately, I mean!'

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">...Why does he have a red-x?

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">.. and she pulls out a small, black lump..

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">I am fairly certain I didn't kill him.

Kor:<font color="#9933FF">It's Kor.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tomi for &quot;Fat lot of good did that confusion did ya&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Seconding. ))

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">miron for healing someone he haes

* Raerarael kneels down next to his daughter.

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Tomiko for 'This isn't my first time waring!' ))

Miron:<font color="#000000">I'm an inquisitor. I serve my duty,not my whims.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Vonain and Altonor for combat banter.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Nom: Sszeyl - All that First stuff

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">hates*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Tomiko - Epic battlerage

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Seconding Mirnom. ))

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">She sighs again, petting the still form.. &quot;And to think.. I caught him back in the academy..&quot; She says softly..

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Thomas - I don't want to heal you but I'M A NICE GUY.

VAE:<font color="#000000">econding

Sszeyl: <font color="#660033">(( Tathi for Dead Pet. ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">The knight is still dead, though.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And thirding tathi for The Late Kor, nobody misses him

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She exhales a few wisps of smoke -- and the light around her finally fades to darkness. She sways a little, but shakes off the stupor.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Despite tom healing him, and such.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">Which is odd.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Phew..&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">The old man's fancy armware haven't broken apart yet.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also. Sszeyl for Inquisitor delivery agent

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Not bad.&quot; She rests her knuckles on her hips while looking Gamal up and down.

VAE:<font color="#000000">seriously, that was hillarious

Raerarael:<font color="#000000">&quot;He's had a long life. Tens longer than most of his kind.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tie them up, and someone guard them.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh yeah. And of course, Tathi - Familiar death! D8

* Malachite sniffs. My last conversation with him was teasing him... Sniffle.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">isn't that just how you would of wanted?

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Yeah.. I'm going to leave his body with Nicodemus and the others.. He was close to them, I think.&quot;

Raerarael:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nicodemus?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">how few hp did he have? we should of had 13 temp from the buff..that was a big one hit

Liatai:<font color="#000000">....

Liatai:<font color="#000000">HOLD IT

Liatai:<font color="#000000">THE BUFF

VAE:<font color="#000000">AHAHAHA

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">xD

* Dr. Hatari double takes!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">THE BUUUUUUUFFFFFF XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">AAHAHAHAH

Dr. Hatari:<i><font color="#FF0000">The buff!

</i>Glitch:<font color="#000000">....what.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">if it would of saved him...say he's been faking it this entire time

VAE:<font color="#000000">The blackened rat remains magically ome alive

Glitch:<b><font color="#000000">what.

</b>Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

RAM:<font color="#990000">KOR RET0LIIIIIIVES!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">KOR HAD 13 EXTRA HP

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Are you--Aid?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Kor, smoking a cigar

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Seriously?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">he had 13 temp hp from the aid

Glitch:<b><font color="#000000">WHAT.

</b>VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;DIdn't expect me, huh?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I just saved tathi some exp

Liatai:<font color="#000000">HAHAHAHA OH WOW. XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">Seriously, this has to be

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">LEGENDARY.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Trolling Level: Kor.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Oh lord, that's hilarious! x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Kor smoking a cigar, in the blackened heap

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">&quot;Ahh, see, this is why you need to come to Erytherinu. We have a colony of rats, lead by a&quot; oh ffs guys.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">KOR BEATS BACK DEATH IN A GAME OF MOUSETRAP.

Tathi:<font color="#9933FF">Did he touch Kor? Did he? No.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">.....Yes. Perfectly IC.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">KOR PRETENTED TO DIE.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">JUST TO SCREW WITH TATHI.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Mass Aid doesn't need to touch someone. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">^

RAM:<font color="#990000">^

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I.. I don't touch people with mass aid. &gt;.&gt;; It's just an AoE thing.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">it's an AoE

Glitch:<font color="#000000">....Ghostwish, want to roleplay that our real quick, -then- we sign off? :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">*out

VAE:<font color="#000000">and Lia, write up the noms and XP in the meantime

RAM:<font color="#990000">That all the noms?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Uhhh let's see.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">The Drow lowers the bodies off the wall.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">And then hits the ground.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sszeyl for his

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">..however you would explain it. XP

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660033">&quot;I unfortunately am still bound here for thirty seconds.&quot;

</b>Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is there any way to make you stick around?&quot;

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660033">&quot;Kill the boy.&quot;

</b>Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Uh.. well.. hello there.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Without killing him?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That wouldn't work.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not an option.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Thanks for helping us.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;He can be a pain in the ass, but he doesn't deserve death&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Whoever you are, it was a honour.&quot;

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660033">&quot;You're welcome, Inquisitor. Good to see the Mace didn't crash.&quot;

</b>Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt, meanwhile, is still trying to funnel as much of the remaining rain into his barrel as possible.

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660033">&quot;And of course, good to see you again, Inquisitor Steeelsprocket.&quot;

</b>Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The Mace shall be there long after I'll fart into soil.&quot;

Masabel:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- (shit,) ada, you and Kep look like crap.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus carefully climbs down.

* Altonor huffs. &quot;Just the rain. Anyone need a lift down?&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd looks around, sees how many paths they can take from here

* Tomiko Lazarus glances to the fallen.

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">The armor starts to crack, and lose its shine.

GM:<font color="#000000">I'll give loot next time.

* Tomiko Lazarus picks up the summoner and guardian woman. &quot;.. Why did I say I would eat them..?&quot; =_=;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . . I seen him already?&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She carries them down with a hop.

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660033">&quot;Previous life. Before the boy was my current incarnation.&quot;

</b>Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So, which way? and can those who are injured be restored? We have a goal to accomplish here. ... Do we even have time to tend to prisoners? Much as I hate to say it, we need to shut the gate down, splitting up to take care of enemies may hurt that goal....&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Experience coming up? Tiiiiired...

GM:<font color="#000000">I know, I know.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . . Previous life? Who are you?&quot;

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660033">&quot;I was one of the first female members of the Leaden Mace to sign up. I can't remember my name at the time, though. Maybe next time, Inquisitor.&quot;

</b>Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . .&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">The hands of the armor have started to fall away.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">No dramatic scene of the corpse of Kor drawing a haggard, struggling breath?!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;By the Cudgel.&quot;

* Teeny Rin is bricked.

RAM:<font color="#990000">It wouldn't even be a struggling breath.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ghost may be asleep again, or just grappling with the idea. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Perhaps.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">ghost is too asleep I bet, lets ask about doing it at start next time

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">What???

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Yeah, let's drop the bombshell on him--

RAM:<font color="#990000">He has, like, +13 health over what it was before.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">Too tired to process.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so I guess we end here

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh, there he is.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">XP

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ghost.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">What?

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor makes the sign of Cuthbert's cross and ...just stares. &quot;A holy manifestation of a saint!&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">--wait, should I say it? :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">How about this.......

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Or should we surprise him later? :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We could keep RPing forever.

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660033">&quot;Not a saint.&quot;

</b>Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Let's stop cold turkey.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And resume next time.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Good idea, hatari.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Please.

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660033">&quot;The boy told you about the reincarnation system.&quot;

</b>Glitch:<font color="#000000">We'll drop it on you later, Ghost. x3

GM:<font color="#000000">Tathi - 100 XP - What's wrong with Sszeyl this time? 100 XP - Familiar Death Sszeyl - 100 XP - Cast in the name of the law, ye guilty. 100 XP - Inquisitor delivery! 100 XP - Past life dramas. Gamal - 100 XP - First one to shut down a puppy gets a treat! Miron - 100 XP - I serve my duty, not my whims. Thomas - 100 XP - ... I shouldn't be doing this. But I will anyway. *heals* Vonain - 100 XP - Combat banter! Altonor - 100 XP - Combat banter.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I'm too tired to even get into it. =3=

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660033">&quot;But now, I have to go.&quot;

</b>Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">combat xp?

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">The upper arms fall away.

GM:<font color="#000000">Will be given next session.

RAM:<font color="#990000">x3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Farewell.&quot;

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#660033">&quot;Good fighting with you all, and try to be alive when I next stop by.&quot;

</b>Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">yeah, yeah, mass aid and all that. gonna have to say the dice have already fallen. kor's dead.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">okay save

Sszeyl:<font color="#660033">And the shoulders disentigrate into the powder that formed them.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Whatever. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">give me one good IC reason to keep him alive.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Editing Vonain's EXP

Meany:<font color="#660033">Trolling Level: Kor.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I don't think anyone actually cared. It was just fun to make the discovery.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Uh, because he didn't actually die?

VAE:<font color="#000000">because it'd be hillariously IC.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;49500+100 = 49500 + 100 = 49600&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">And. .. I don't care either way

Meany:<font color="#660033">Aww.

VAE:<font color="#000000">It's just totally Kor's style.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It would've been such a Disney twist.

Meany:<font color="#660033">I was hoping that could be my awesome thing to earn a level.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I was loling.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Meany - There's lots more dungeon to go. :3

Meany:<font color="#660033">Oh well.

Gamal-Junayd whispers: aww...if it had been 800 xp, offering the treat would level gamal

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well, that was a fun fight.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Quite.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">If ridiculously long for 4 rounds...

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Indeed, 'twas much fun, everyone

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">yeah I'm sure most if not all of us will be 11 by the time were out

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">saving campagin..

VAE:<font color="#000000">As an aside.. if you remember what Miron told Sszeyl about Cuthbertian theology, how the spirits of the dead Cudgel's followers do the holy work even after death

RAM:<font color="#990000">Shankfang was ridiculously ineffective tonight, but oh well. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Also yaaaaay got to use some Nessian warhounds *dance dance* *brick'd*

RAM:<font color="#990000">Is that what those are? :.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">-Shankfang- was ridiculously ineffective?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Satisfaction level with Tomi throwing a nessian warhound aside and marching on full-casters: Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Maximum.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">My singluar contribution to the battle was, quite literally, making it -longer-. For plot reasons, yes, but still. :B

RAM:<font color="#990000">He missed several times, and his gun jammed. For him, that's rificulously ineffective. :B

Meany:<font color="#660033">Unfortunately, Sszeyl's previous life was an Orgoll born into the Veld area to gather knowledge about the outside world, and return that to the whole. Since that incarnation isn't a separate entity, Sszeyl doesn't qualify for it. :c

VAE:<font color="#000000">This fit in so well with - holy manifestation of a former inquiitor.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Anyway, I'm off! Beeeeeeed.

Meany:<font color="#660033">Ta.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And hell .. from what it told and what it behaved like, must have been one of the original templars that have founded the Mace

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Campaign saved!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Remember, I don't have a log.

Meany:<font color="#660033">That died early.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9933FF">allright, shuttin' down..

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">If somone could oblige, I'd be grateful.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yeah.. that much *more* reason for awe

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'll slap one up on the Swap. :3

<i><font color="#0000ff">RAM is disconnected.

</i>VAE:<font color="#000000">Martyrdom for a holy cause and all that

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Thank you.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Unless she got hit by a cart

<i><font color="#0000ff">Ghostwish is disconnected.

</i><i> You have disconnected.

</i>