Session 32

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TMG has connected.

Faerie has connected.

Liatai:Two! Two people! :3

VAE has connected.

Liatai:Three! Three people! Ah-ah-ah.

Ghostwish has connected.

Liatai:Four! Four people!

VAE:are you doing an impression of count von count?

Kor:I demand a wheel of cheese! NOW!

Liatai:Why yes, yes I am. :P

Liatai:Kor, you will have to fight for your right to gorge on cheese! >:D

TMG:what map are we on? Wel left off on Forest D, right?

Kor:AVEEEENGEEENNCEE!

Ezer:Ooh, a rat and cheese. How delicious.

Liatai:Yep, go to Forest B or Forest D. Right now, we're between maps, so it doesn't matter much.

Kor:O.O Tathi! I need shocking grasp!

Liatai:I'd suggest preloading Forest D, however.

Tathi:Tough luck.

Kor:T_T

TMG:ohh, forest -B- is where we left off. huh.

Ezer:Ezer puts on his innocent face.

Ezer:I do that, even.

GM:So, four people.... Just waiting on Hatari and Meany.

MeanyOwl has connected.

GM:Speak of the owl! x3

Ghostwish:Hatari's not on messenger, so I can't spam the fark out of em. :P

Ghostwish:DM.

Ghostwish:How's the weather? :P

GM:« 1d100 = 100 »

Ghostwish:OSHIT

Ghostwish:OSHIT

GM:.... oh heck. XD

Ghostwish:What have I done!?!?

GM:You HAD to ask. XP

Ghostwish:I know. T_T

VAE:Hurricane?

Dr. Hatari has connected.

MeanyOwl:DOKTOR

TMG:...Ummmm :B

MeanyOwl:RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

TMG:Aren't we still on the same day?

GM:Hatari! Blame Ghost for the weather. XP

TMG:So are we NOT going to have the same situation as ghost's game? :B

MeanyOwl:No, today is yesterday. :V

GM:Don't worry, I won't spring it on you... suddenly. >:3

TMG:er...no? We left off right at the edge of witch territory, we're about to tavel the river

Ghostwish:It's no use Tech.

Ghostwish:I've doomed us all.

TMG:so whatever the weather already is today, it should stay that way :B

Ghostwish:It's no use Tech.

Ghostwish:Resistence is futile.

GM:ToDAY.

TMG:(hatari; Liatai rolled a nat 100 on the d100 weather check ^^; )

GM:ToDAY doesn't have anything to do with toNIGHT. >:3

VAE:Resistance is futile, you will be short-circuited

Kor:TOTALLY sleeping inside the tent this time. TOTALLY no reason. TOTALLY not metagaming.


 * GM cackles! >:D

MeanyOwl:Three minutes.

MeanyOwl:Everyone, start your idea engines.

Dr. Hatari::oGhostwish:For?

MeanyOwl:MADNESS.

Ghostwish:That's default!

GM:It might be a good time to ask this now. Does anyone want to change the NPC they're controlling in battle, or are we staying the same?

MeanyOwl:I do.

MeanyOwl:I am -not- ruining the Eagle's good luck again. :[

TMG:x3TMG:I can keep the bard

Ghostwish:I like me sniper. :>

Liatai:x3 Well, if someone else wants to change, you're welcome to switch.

MeanyOwl::UTMG:...is it just me, or does the map seem a little laggy?

Liatai:Or, you can pass off the druid to Faerie, if he wants him, and you can go without controlling an NPC.

MeanyOwl:Which map are we on?

Liatai:Forest B or D, your choice for now. Though I'd suggest preloading D.

Dr. Hatari:Can I.. can I control another PC? :U

Liatai:No. XP

Faerie:I'll take an NPC if anyone doesn't want one. :B

VAE:can *i* control Hatari?

MeanyOwl:You may have the Druid, if you so wish. :>

Liatai:What do you say, Fae? Want a druid? :3

TMG:Hmm. Just map B is laggy for some reason.

MeanyOwl:GAMETEIM


 * MeanyOwl launches beyblade.

TMG:*plays the beyblade theme song*

Liatai:Hatari, VAE, you good with your NPCs?

VAE:well, i have only one

Dr. Hatari:Sure am. :3

VAE:sadly Miron has no Beridze

Aelian:My ears are so very beautiful.

Tathi:Mine are bigger.

Aelian:T_T

Faerie:Sure, I've never played a druid before, but why not?

Liatai:Also!

Faerie:...


 * Faerie snrk at Tathi and Aelian

Dr. Hatari:I think he's mostly out of spells, so it shouldn't be so bad. |3

Ghostwish:I was just told that Aelian is somewhat obsessive with his elven heritage. :P

Liatai:Even if you've controlled the NPC before, you might want to look at their token. I've added a few things to each one. Forest D has the updated one. :3


 * Liatai points Ghost to the token. I've expanded on that. x3

MeanyOwl:GAH

TMG:"Pickin' up speend, runnin' outta time, goin' head-to-head, it's a way of life, ya gotta FALL, DOWN! MEET GROUND! To get back up again!"

MeanyOwl:I try double clicking, and it decides I'm trying to move. :/

MeanyOwl:Sorry, Lia.

Liatai:Not a problem. x3

Liatai:It does that to me, too. If I'd really wanted to keep you guys completely in the dark, I'd have boxed you in with VBL. XP

TMG:...hey, where'd the box on map D go? :B

Dr. Hatari:The most delicious mammal of them all. :U

Faerie:Liatai: Just checking on token properties, does "0-4-spells" mean 0 of 4 remaining?

Wild Boar:Oink oink. :B

Liatai:Oh! No, it means "Level 0 spells, 4 spells per day."

Faerie:Ah!

Liatai:If a spell name has a (*) next to it, that means it's been used.

Faerie:I see.

Barbarus: (( So. ))

Faerie:One * per use?

Barbarus: (( Shall we get this ball rolling? :3 ))

Liatai:Not exactly. Druids prepare their spells, so it means that spell's been used and can't be used again today.

Liatai:You'll notice Cure Minor Wounds is on there twice; that means he's prepared to cast it twice today. :3


 * Dr. Hatari is just getting sheets and music and such in order. Hmm~hmm.

Faerie:Oh, oh, I see.


 * Liatai is also getting music in order...

GM:Chime in when you're ready to go!

Ghostwish:MEOW MIX MEOW MIX

TMG:sheet open, checking last log...

Faerie:Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!

VAE:MROW! MROW!


 * You roll to yourself: 1d20+6 => 7 + 6 = 13

Dr. Hatari:As set up as I'll ever be. |3

GM:Meany, you're set to go, yes?

Barbarus: (( Not just yet. Being forced to relocate. ))

TMG:...I still cannot get over the cute lil' MInktokens.

Dr. Hatari:x3TMG:The current one looks as if he's trying to peek out of the token frame itself xD

GM:Hee. x3 It's one of my favorites, that's for sure.

GM:Though so is this one. :B

Barbarus: (( Yo. Less do diss. ))

GM:When we last left our intrepid travellers, they were drenched and covered in pumpkin.

Ghostwish:shuttin' mah eve'

Ghostwish:s down. :>

GM:Having soundly routed the vegetable menace, they now travel along the creek, in search of the witch Briarthorn's lair...

TMG:(er, isn't it briarclaw? :B )

TMG:(or is the witch Briarthorn, and the druid gruop Briarclaw?)

GM:Briarclaw. Yes. Had a momentary flashback moment. XP

TMG:*group

GM:In her rough draft stage, she was called Freida Briarthorn. But anyway! Trivia aside. XD

Koehel:During the walk along the creekside, Koehel begins to shift around and ruffle his feathers, hunkering down on Kethanis' shoulder.

Barbarus:« 1d20+4 = 20 + 4 = 24 » Spot. « 1d20+5 = 13 + 5 = 18 » Listen. :V

Tathi:"Eyes up here, cat."


 * Kethanis Whitebranch pauses, walking behind the rest of the group, and looks up at the sky. "... There's a storm coming."

Gnogglebolt:As the party begins to head out again, this time following the creek, Gnogglebolt speaks up.

Gnogglebolt:"Scouts, if you wish, you can proceed ahead of us to see if you can find anything that might mark Briarclaw's lair. If you see it, or if you see some other group of minions, do -not- engage, but return to us so that we may move in force."

Gnogglebolt:"And if there are other groups of minions in between here and wherever the lair is, we'll probably want to avoid as many of them outright as possible.

Faerie:...those fiendish ravens. Can we see them?

TMG:I don't think we're actually there yet >.>

Aelian:"Scouting is something I am quite good at. Shall I move ahead?"

TMG:as far as I know, we're still on map B and about to follow the river

TMG:we've got a ways to go

Barbarus:"I shall accompany you. :V

Barbarus:"Faerie:Oh, alright then.

Tathi:"Elven stealth?" Tathi says with a smirk.

Aelian:The ranger gives Tathi a look.

Drayco has connected.

Jalzar:"We may not have a choice," the lizardfolk grumbles.

Ghostwish:OPEN FIRE!

Elros:"I shall assist as well."

Ghostwish:*sprays Drayco*

Tokens dropped onto map 'Forest D'

Avatar:"Welllcome!"

Jalzar:"If we could only locate the means by which she controls those foul birds. Our approach would stand a far better chance of success."

Tathi:"I would suspect it is magical.. but it would not surprise me if she has passed off that duty to some manner of control device."

Tathi:Knowledge arcane, for such a thing? « 1d20+14 = 7 + 14 = 21 » Knowledge, Arcane! +1 if it's evocation!

Drayco:Inumo's looking for IP address.

Drayco:...Nevermind...

TMG:inumo's got the wrong version

TMG:he can't get in, period. :B

Drayco:Yes, hence the "nevermind".

Drayco:Gotta go, sorry.

Drayco is disconnected.

Liatai:Be right back, sorry. ^^;

Gnogglebolt:"Hmm. I don't know much about magic, but if she really has such a limitation, it would be quite advantageous to strike her operation there."

Tathi:"Or.. she could just be asking them for help."


 * Thomas Lazarus shrugs. "That's been my hypothesis.

Thomas Lazarus:"Tathi:She looks to the group. "I know it sounds crazy, but nearly all fiends, of all types, understand select languages and can be.. reasoned with to a degree."

Gnogglebolt:"Hrmph. Oh well."

Thomas Lazarus:"She would have to be some kind of arch-heirophant to simultaneously control the entire forest's worth of fiends with magic, wouldn't she?"

Tathi:"Quite."

Barbarus:"Don't give the universe ideas, Tom."

Thomas Lazarus:It's fine, we're not high level eno--*SMACK* D:Liatai:*snrk*

Tathi:She quirks an eyebrow at Barbarus. "What's that supposed to mean, kitty? You act if some evil yet incredibly cute being of terrible power is watching us right now."

GM:*peeeeeeer*

Elros:If she were to have such a device or spell though, would she not place its source somewhere guarded? We may have to fight our way in just to find it.

Barbarus:"Well of course. :O"

Gnogglebolt:"...Erm. Anyway. So, go on ahead, scouts, and if you see any enemy groups, come back and tell us of them, so we can avoid them."

Gnogglebolt:"And, Kethanis, if you were a witch who controled devilish animals, what sort of telltale signs would mark where your lair is?"

Miron:pffft

Gnogglebolt:"Sings that may not actually be obvious?"

Gnogglebolt:*signs

Aelian:Ohhhh DM, where be my skillz? :P

Kethanis Whitebranch:"It's hard to say, I wouldn't even fathom the idea if it were me." ^^; "But..."


 * Thomas Lazarus sweatdrops.

Miron:If he was a witch, he'd take care not to leave marks/

Tathi:"If I may pipe in? If she's half worth her spells, her lair will probably be hidden in some fashion."

Aelian:« 1d20+8 = 3 + 8 = 11 » Spot, « 1d20+7 = 16 + 7 = 23 » Listen.


 * Kethanis Whitebranch nods.

Ghostwish:well I was meaning sneak and stuff but okay! :P

Kethanis Whitebranch:"If it were not well-hidden, I would assume she would have been routed much sooner..."

Gnogglebolt:"Well, of course her lair would be hidden. I'm just wondering if there's anything that would let the scouts know of something that is hidden."

Elros:Elros looks around. spot « 1d20+10 = 12 + 10 = 22 »

Elros:And for the heck of it, listen « 1d20+8 = 14 + 8 = 22 »

Gnogglebolt:"Anyway, we'll begin walking along the river now, scouts, go on ahead of us..."

Kethanis Whitebranch:"She would likely pick a place with very little worked material, I would imagine. Beyond that, I'm uncertain."

Aelian:And a stealthily scouting I go!

Miron:Hmm, we are thinking of it a wrong way


 * Dr. Hatari can't help but notice the '#21' with dread. =3=;

Miron:Let's see.. what location would be the most strategic for the lair?

Barbarus:« 1d20+4 = 13 + 4 = 17 » Spot. « 1d20+5 = 10 + 5 = 15 » Listen. :V This time on possible lairs.

Barbarus:Er...

Barbarus:« 1d20+4 = 12 + 4 = 16 » Search. :V

Liatai:All three of you scouts first notice the boar in the center of a small clearing, snuffling along the riverside and munching on water plants. « 1d20+6 = 18 + 6 = 24 » « 1d20+2 = 12 + 2 = 14 »

Dr. Hatari:Mass Effect 2 - Suicide Mission just started playing. How cute.

Aelian:BAACOOONNN

Aelian:Kidding. :P

Liatai:And then... the eyes in the trees. Well over twenty of them, small, red, and keen, looking down at the river and sitting as still as statues. Ravens.

Aelian:Aelian grunts softly. "Birds, lots of them." He says quietly.

Barbarus:"I see them."

Kethanis Whitebranch:"Somewhere fortified, likely. If it were me, I would prefer an open grove... but considering she consorts with fiends, she may prefer something more reminiscent of their home territories."

Miron:Hmm, that might be sentries.. .we are getting close i guess

Elros:"I see them as well. And if that is the case, I must assume they've already seen us."

Liatai:... Miron, you're not with the scouts, are you? x3

TMG:erm!~

TMG:Miron, we're not with the scouts

Aelian:"Perhaps we should head back and tell the others."

VAE:urgh

Fiendish Raven 14:The birds give no sign that they have seen you, or that they haven't. They're just sitting still in the trees, watching.

VAE:though, the scouts are maybe 10 metres in front

TMG:er, danman.

TMG:It's not to scale x3

TMG:Imaaaaaagination.

TMG:Pretend the group is a ways back along the river. x3

VAE:see? That's why drawn maps are better

VAE:this stuff is confusing

TMG:...Erm, not

TMG:it's that there IS no map for where the main group is

Kethanis Whitebranch:"... Someone more familiar with fiends may be able to describe what to look for better. I am not so well-acquainted with knowledge of the lower planes." ^^;

VAE:exactly

TMG:...

Jalzar:"I can only tell you that I heard water."

Tathi:« 1d20+4 = 16 + 4 = 20 » knowledge, planes!

TMG:there is no map because it -doesn't matter-. When I was a DM, I would only lay down a map for areas that had combat

TMG:everything else was pretend

Luethil Aellonor:"... Stone. The floor and walls were rocky. We might be looking for a cave."

VAE:exactly!

Elros:"That may be wise. We're not to engage, after all."

Gnogglebolt:"A watery cave? Hmm that is a good start..."

Aelian:"Right then. Let's head back and let them know we've seen sentries."

TMG:danman; yes, exactly. The main group is in a place that has no combat.

TMG:Ergo, no map. :B

VAE:but they aare placed confusingly enough ...

Edaric:"Hope the scouts haven't gotten in any trouble. They've been gone a while."

Barbarus:"Very good. Let's go. :O"


 * Wild Boar begins to snort and paw at the river's side in an agitated way.

Barbarus:« 1d20+4 = 6 + 4 = 10 » Knowledge Nature on such behaviour? :o

Thomas Lazarus:"If they were in trouble.. I would feel it in my gut, I think." ^^;

Aelian:The scouts head back! :>

Gnogglebolt:gnogglebot continues walking along the river with the others, casting his eyes about for anything that seems unusual, though he hardly even knows what 'usual' is :B

Thomas Lazarus:"Perhaps a bit more literally than I'd like."

TMG:and after an indeterminant amount of time, the scouts return?

Liatai:Waiting to see if Meany responds to the results of his check...

Elros:Verrily we do head back! And report the results of our trip to the main group. "Up ahead, 5 ravens in a tree. Look to be about the same as all the other ravens we've encountered. And a wild boar, that doesn't look like trouble."

Barbarus:"That's...not right."

TMG:alex; may have spoken too soon ^^;

Faerie:^^;;

Aelian:"I saw 10, 10 evil birds."

Barbarus:"Thirteen."

Aelian:"Twelve!"

Barbarus:"Five in each tree, three on the rockface."

Faerie:...whup, I'm a dunce.


 * Faerie hadn't scrolled out to see the rest of the map. >.>

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt blinks. "Okay, so there's a lot of them."


 * Thomas Lazarus sighs quietly.

Edaric:"Rockface?"

Gnogglebolt:"Right, best avoid them if we can..."

Barbarus:"Yeah, large rocky outcropping ahead."

Tathi:"That could contain the lair."

Thomas Lazarus:"Sounds like that's worth a look."


 * Thomas Lazarus nods to Luethil

Barbarus:"Um...can anyone here cast that spell that detects other spells?"

Barbarus:"Because...I think there might be something in the water."


 * Thomas Lazarus nods again after a pause.

Edaric:"I can."

Elros:"I'm not exactly sure how we could avoid them, without going hugely out of our way."

Edaric:"Detect Magic? I can."

TMG:x3TMG:Sorry, dialoge for the DM, my bad ^^;

Liatai:x3Tathi:She quirks an eyebrow at Barbarus. "What's got you concerned, kitten?"

Gnogglebolt:"Hrm. Are the ravens close to that outcropping?"

Barbarus:"A wild boar stopped to drink from the river, and is slowly becoming more aggitated up ahead."

Gnogglebolt:"If so, then yes, we may indeed have to engage them..."

Barbarus:"Three of them are sitting on it."

Kethanis Whitebranch:"... That would explain a great deal..."

Miron:Anyone has any area-based spells left over?

Elros:"And those that aren't sitting on it have a view of it, I should think."


 * Dr. Hatari read that as 3 ravens sitting on the boar. Now picturing Boartron. >:o

Gnogglebolt:"Hmm...tactical options..."

Gnogglebolt:"Is it just the boar and the ravens?"

Tathi:"There's always the blast them all to peices and go in wands blazing decision. Or our scouts could try and find a way to sneak us in."

Kethanis Whitebranch:"The farms that have been reporting problems with their animals' behavior are all situated along this creek, or are close enough to it that a grazing animal might stop for a drink..." The druid seems lost in thought.

Elros:"As far as I could tell, yes."

Miron:If we strike first.... perhaps we scare them with a noise and blast a volley of arrows as they leave the tree?

Thomas Lazarus:"Respectfully.. we've come all this way, and are presuming to break into her lair. We have a strong concentrated force here. I propose we storm."

Tathi:She looks to Kethanis. "Now that is disturbing. Let's have a check with this water.." She says, and did anyone else detect magic on the water yet?

Gnogglebolt:"And Kethanis, forgive me, but my memory of magic gets cloudy--do any of the potions you gave us have the capacity to hide us from the devilish animals?"

Luethil Aellonor:"Scare them? They'll just fly off and report back to their master!"

Tathi:"They are fiendish, Luethil.. fear amoung them is rare."

Kethanis Whitebranch:"Unfortunately, no. They would work on the boar, but only if no one attacked anything else while under the spell's influence."

Gnogglebolt:"Hrm. I thought not. Well then, here is my tactical proposal..." Gnogglebolt looks to the whole group, possibly arranged ina ring now

Edaric:"I'll try checking for magic..." The bard strums a quiet chord and looks into the water, eyes glowing faintly blue for a moment. "... Yep. Lots of enchantment magic on this river."

Barbarus:Yeah, Barbie ain't flying with that formation.

Gnogglebolt:"We know two things about the ravens. One, they have no means of attacking at range, and two, they appear very fragile. It takes very little to bring one down."

Gnogglebolt:"And it is reported there are many of them."

Tathi:"Don't drink the water, folks." Tathi says, wrinkling her nose a bit.


 * Thomas Lazarus frowns to himself. Almost everyone nearly drowned in that water.. this may require a trip to the temple after the mission.

Gnogglebolt:"In all our previous engagements, there were smaller numbers of them, and even when letting loose, we never have been able to take them all down at range before at least one has a chance to fly away."

Thomas Lazarus:"..Indeed.."

Gnogglebolt:"So I propose that we do not try. Everyone stow your ranged weapons and conserve your ammunition. We shall move in a turtle formation, and be prepared to swat any of the ravens as soon as they close on us."

Gnogglebolt:"And if they decide to fly in the other direction, well, as said, there's nothing we can do about it anyway."

Aelian:"Perhaps those of us with better aim than sword hands should stay in the center of this formation. To deal with any that try to fly away."

Gnogglebolt:"The witch is already aware of our approach, though she may or may not know how close we are. If she does, then even sucess would not help. If she doesn't, she doesn't learn much more than she already knows."

Gnogglebolt:"Especially if she -is- in that cave."

Elros:"If we intend to reach the rock outcropping, that may be our best plan. And if this is her lair, I doubt we have much stealth left anyway."

Barbarus:Suddenly, blades sprout from the cat's leg, wrist, and elbow.

Barbarus::3Aelian:"!"

Thomas Lazarus:"That sounds like an excellent idea to me. I must admit, it's practically embarassing treating ravens like a military threat."

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt tilts his head at Aelian.

Gnogglebolt:"As said, that may nt be necessary."

Gnogglebolt:"Let us simply ignore them as best as we can, and make a break for the outcropping. No wasting ranged ammunition."

Miron:Everything is a military threat. A raven pecking at your eye can prove a most crucial distractiion, never mind that in a war, information is often what determines the outcome.

Gnogglebolt:"If the water is tainted and it's coming from that cave, I would say that makes it very likely that it is the witch's lair."

Barbarus:"You seem to forget."


 * Thomas Lazarus sighs at the expected rebuke. "..Brother, she's like, 500 yards away somewhere if we're right. And they weigh less than a potatoe."

Barbarus:"The boar is still there, and they...are quite dangerous. :/"

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt looks at Barbarus.

Gnogglebolt:"I had not forgotten. The toughest among us will be the head of this turtle formation."

Barbarus:"Then it's a spear-head formation?"

Luethil Aellonor:"Does it really matter? It's a raven-paste-making formation."


 * Thomas Lazarus offers the elf a small smirk.

Tathi:"Seconded. Shields and platemail up front, large, two handed weapons next, ranged folk behind them, spellcasters in the rear.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt chortles. "Indeed, let us not waste time on terminology. The weakest of us will be center, ringed by the tougher ones, with the tough-est- at the front. Everyone ready for it?"

Thomas Lazarus:"Mm."

Gnogglebolt:"Ah! ANd especially!"

GM:Take this time to arrange yourselves!

Miron:I'll go ahead then

Gnogglebolt:"While we're at not wasting arrows on the birds, -especially- do not waste any spells on them, anyone!"

Gnogglebolt:"Save all spells for when we enter the cave. A solid blow from any weapon can deal with a raven."

Thomas Lazarus:"I appreciate your bravery, brother, but your armor is lacking."

Tathi:Tathi rolls her eyes. "You hate magic, but you're ever so persistent about preserving it.." She mutters.


 * Jalzar gives a deep chuckle at the elf's statement.

Miron:Magic is a powerful tool, like any other.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt flatly glances at Tathi. "More out of 'no better option'. I may dislike magic, but I am no fool. It is our only explosive asset at this point."

Miron:Gnogglebolt is rather sensible in his appproach

Honduras:Hee-haw. Where do I go, master?

Barbarus:"Thomas."

Thomas Lazarus:"Very well."

Barbarus:"Can you ride a war-mule?"

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt pulls out his morningstar, but stays in the center of the formation.

Thomas Lazarus:"I--ah.. I've.. never even ridden a horse. ^^;"

Barbarus:"We'll have to fix that later, then."

Miron:*Miron pulls out his masterwork mace*

Barbarus:« 1d20+3 = 15 + 3 = 18 » Handle Animal!

Gnogglebolt:"Wait...Tathi, trade place with me."

Elros:Elros pulls out his two swords as well.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt moves out of the center.

Gnogglebolt:"I at least am wearing -some- armor, while you are not."


 * Thomas Lazarus offers Honduras a reassuring pat. "I'll keep you safe, friend."

Aelian:Grudginly, Aelian shoulders his bow and draws a longsword.

Tathi:"I would think that would mean you should be on the outside then, Gnogglebolt."

Ghostwish:oh. XD

Gnogglebolt:"There. Perfect."

Thomas Lazarus:"Let's advance."

GM:Last call, is this what you want?

Ghostwish:FORWAAAARD. MARCH.

Barbarus:« 1d20+3 = 9 + 3 = 12 » Handle Animal. :V

TMG:Clear.

GM:And let's roll initiative just to get it out of the way.

Barbarus:« 1d20+2 = 3 + 2 = 5 »

Thomas Lazarus:« 1d20 = 12 »

Gnogglebolt:Init! « 1d20+1 = 8 + 1 = 9 »

Tathi:« 1d20+3 = 19 + 3 = 22 » init!

Elros:init « 1d20+3 = 7 + 3 = 10 »

Luethil Aellonor:« 1d20+2 = 9 + 2 = 11 »

Miron:« 1d20 = 2 »

Miron:wee

Gnogglebolt:And pre-readying an action to swing his morningstar at anything that gets within range.

Miron has received initiative.

Liatai:Whoops. XD Don't mind me.

Dr. Hatari:Note that you can program your own characters initiative in the sidebar, if anyone cares to expediate things. :B

TMG:No surprise round, since we're all heading straight for known combat, and as we're not opening up with any ranged attacks, they won't be surprised either

Ghostwish:Holy crap. So you can!!! Nice catch, Hatari!

TMG:Uh, yeah :.

Dr. Hatari:Just saying, since our PC force is like a dozen strong. x3

Jalzar:« 1d20+1 = 8 + 1 = 9 »

VAE:screw this.. i have to run across things to refresh them all the time

VAE:real wonderful b85 is

TMG:...okay. Are there any -other- features you people would like that MT -may- already have that I may already know about? xD

Ghostwish:do what VAE?

Edaric:« 1d20+1 = 18 + 1 = 19 »

TMG:danman; post on the MT form.

TMG:Attach a screenshot, anf give them your specs

Aelian:« 1d20+4 = 12 + 4 = 16 »

TMG:*and

Kethanis Whitebranch:« 1d20+1 = 18 + 1 = 19 »

Ghostwish:aw, thought our NPC buddies were going on our turns. :P

Liatai:« 1d20+2 = 15 + 2 = 17 »

VAE:i won't, until my game on thursday (hopefully) - i have to check whether it happens in b63 too

Liatai:« 1d20 = 8 »

Dr. Hatari:That would have just been smarter. But here we go. :B

VAE:to make sure whether it's computer or maptool fault

TMG:haven't you BEEN running b83 for as long as we were? o.O

Ghostwish:Or you could just ask us? :P

TMG:erp

TMG:63Liatai:Are we done cursing MapTool and ready to go?

TMG:I'm ready :B

Ghostwish:I am! :P

VAE:yes, but on a different machine, silly

Dr. Hatari:Mmhmm.

Wild Boar:As the party draws closer, the boar wheels around with a loud SQUEEEEEAL! The ravens all snap their heads around as well, glaring down at the group as one.

Tathi has received initiative.

Tathi:"Here we go!" She says, aiming for lucky number thirteen! She takes aim with her shortbow, and lets an arrow fly! « 1d20+5 = 9 + 5 = 14 » for « 1d6 = 3 » damage!

Fiendish Raven 14:AWK! And one raven falls!

Thomas Lazarus:"--I take it they're not so territorial as to provoke a phalanx of armored humans?"

Edaric has received initiative.


 * Thomas Lazarus glances around after a moment. Oh wait. ^^;

Gnogglebolt:Does my readied action remain?

Liatai:Yep!

TMG:Okay. Anything that comes in range, smack...

TMG:brb

Dr. Hatari:I keep forgetting humans are a tiny racial minority. :B

Liatai:... Tech, what about Edaric? :B

Ghostwish:How weird.

Ghostwish:Tathi must bend the rules of time and reality even when she's not casting spells.

TMG:Oh! Edaric pulls out his rapier and dagger and readies the same action

Ghostwish:Cuz, ya know, she aimed for 13, yet killed 14 somehow. :P

Kethanis Whitebranch has received initiative.


 * Ghostwish teases the DM ruthlesly.

Liatai:... Oh. XD

Ghostwish:SWERVE SHOT. XP

Fiendish Raven 13:There, now I'm dead instead.

Liatai:Fae, you here?

Faerie:Oh!

Faerie:Derp :B

Liatai:Druid's turn. :3

Faerie:I realize


 * Faerie thinks

TMG:same schitck as my guys, as per the plan?

TMG:Save spells, move with group, prepare to smack anything in range?

Faerie:Kethanis looks around, while drawing his sling. He takes aim at Raven 7, and fires! « 1d20+3 = 3 + 3 = 6 »

TMG:Or that...

Faerie:...man, I am full of derp.

Faerie:It's within range, I think.

Liatai:The sling stone whiffs through the tree branches. Fortunately, rocks are easy enough to find on the riverside, so no need to worry about wasting ammunition. x3

TMG:Ooh :o shoot! Put a pause for just one sec. Liatai, can you fiat we all move as a group, or do we need to do that on our own? There -is- a way to do it... (with some slight finagling)

Fiendish Raven 7:The birds in the trees all spread their wings and glide in, talons extended, with a shriek.

Kethanis Whitebranch:"Hmm. River rocks must aim differently than what I'm used to."

Liatai:I can move you forward as a group, 20 feet per round. :3

Dr. Hatari:Sounds clean. Let's just do that during Turn transitions?

TMG:If we have to do it on our own, then we can do it by everyone readying an action to move forward on on someone's command on their turn, and then after everyone's readied, someone shouts the "forward" command. Repeat ad infinatum.

Fiendish Raven 7:« 1d20+4 = 7 + 4 = 11 »!

TMG:but yes, that works too ^^

Fiendish Raven 7:The first raven's claws barely even scratch the lizardfolk's hide... Here comes another one aiming for Edaric! Get ready to swat!

Dr. Hatari:Well, it's a standard action to ready, so.. could be messy.

Edaric:Mwk rapier - « 1d20+3 = 3 + 3 = 6 » « 1d6+1 = 1 + 1 = 2 »!

Dr. Hatari:..This plan has famously not survived contact with the enemy, anyway. :3

Fiendish Raven 15:« 1d20+4 = 3 + 4 = 7 » as the rapier slices just under the bird.

Fiendish Raven 21:« 1d20+4 = 6 + 4 = 10 » on the mule!

Fiendish Raven 9:This one can't quite reach the group.

Fiendish Raven 14:This one can! « 1d20+4 = 11 + 4 = 15 » on Miron!

Fiendish Raven 14:1 damage to the gnome as fiendish talons rake his face.

Fiendish Raven 5:« 1d20+4 = 9 + 4 = 13 » to Elros!

Fiendish Raven 6:This one provokes an AoO from Miron as it swoops in...

Miron:« 1d20+3 = 3 + 3 = 6 » as he swings at it with his trusty mace

Aelian has received initiative.

Elros:Elros's armor easily takes the hit, whether or not his AC is exactly current on the sheet.

Aelian:The ranger takes aim for #7! He fires off a quick volley at close range! « 1d20+7 = 20 + 7 = 27 » for « 1d8+1 = 7 + 1 = 8 » and « 1d20+7 = 16 + 7 = 23 » for « 1d8+1 = 3 + 1 = 4 »

Miron:And barely avoids hitting Luethil

Aelian:« 1d20+7 = 10 + 7 = 17 » supa crit!

Fiendish Raven 7:This bird now has a perfect spit in it for anyone who wants to try roasting it.

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.

Kor:Mmm, bird.


 * Thomas Lazarus sneaks forward a pace to reach one of the offenders with his blade. « 1d20+9 = 5 + 9 = 14 » « 1d10+4 = 10 + 4 = 14 »

Liatai:And this bird is now nicely carved.

Thomas Lazarus:#21, specifically. Not, you know. Jalzar. :B

Jalzar:Much appreciated. :B

Luethil Aellonor has received initiative.

TMG:Rock 'em sock 'em, elf barbarian!


 * Luethil Aellonor hefts her mace and gives it its first test-run! « 1d20+6 = 17 + 6 = 23 » « 1d6+2 = 6 + 2 = 8 » (On #6)

Fiendish Raven 6:CRUNCH!

Elros has received initiative.

Luethil Aellonor:Oh wait... ehn. Mace, club, whatever.

Luethil Aellonor:Killin' bit!

Faerie:Erm...can Elros hit the raven even if it's "10 feet above"?

Liatai:Oh! Sorry. It's melee-able.

Ghostwish:Hey. Can rangers aim for multiple targets with thier mult-shot feat?

Dr. Hatari:Yes.

Ghostwish:Awesome. :>

Elros:Elros takes a swing at Raven 5 with each sword! « 1d20+4 = 15 + 4 = 19 » and « 1d20+3 = 7 + 3 = 10 »

Dr. Hatari:..Hmm.. Although now I'm wondering something.

Liatai:Oof! My doggy co-DM says hi. :B

Ghostwish:HEWWO DOGGEH. :P

TMG:errm...

TMG:not seeing anything in the Manyshot description on that...

Elros:And assuming that one contacts, « 1d8+3 = 7 + 3 = 10 »

Dr. Hatari:Sorry. I checked it, its just one target.

Dr. Hatari:I was thinking of how Greater Manyshot worked.

TMG:if you have a high enough BaB for multiple strikes (or the rapid Shot feat), -then- you can attack more than one target

Liatai:The sword slices clean through. AWK!

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.

Ghostwish::Ghostwish::{Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt doesn't break formation, and keeps ready to move forward with the group and smack anything that gets close to him

Jalzar has received initiative.

Gnogglebolt:end turn

Jalzar:Jalzar sqings at the nearest raven that is alive.

Jalzar:He does so with his two claws

Liatai:1d20+5. :3

Jalzar:« 1d20+5 = 9 + 5 = 14 » and « 1d20+5 = 5 + 5 = 10 »

Dr. Hatari:OM >:O

Fiendish Raven 15:One of the lizardman's clawed hands swats the raven out of the sky in a puff of feathers and a bit of bloody spray.

VAE:end of l\ turn

Wild Boar:The boar SQUEEEEALS loudly again before charging in, tusks flashing in Honduras' direction! « 1d20+5 = 2 + 5 = 7 » for « 1d8+4 = 2 + 4 = 6 » damage!

Barbarus has received initiative.

Barbarus:Ready action to stab at anything coming too close. >:o Also.

Barbarus:« 1d20+3 = 5 + 3 = 8 » Handle Animal, Attack?

Honduras:Or, since I'm being attacked, do I auto-attack?

Dr. Hatari:He'll probably attack either way, considering.

Liatai:Fortunately, Honduras is auto-attacking to defend himself. x3

TMG:(handle animal may be necessary to ensure he doesn't try to bolt if things go bad, though, unless it really is a trained war-mule accustomed to battle)

Honduras:« 1d20+4 = 5 + 4 = 9 » HOOF! « 1d4+3 = 3 + 3 = 6 » damage!

Honduras:And I had just finished typing. :[

Liatai:Unless you're going for full attack -- aack, sorry. ^^; Go ahead, roll away.

Thomas Lazarus:"Shoot..! Even regular animals turning on us so fast? (I was hoping it would just run!)"

TMG:oh, nevermind

TMG:mules and donkeys are already stubborn enough for battle without special training x3

Miron:They are dangerous wild beasts even in their natural state/

Miron:The corruption of the witch only makes them more vicious

TMG:-and- they can go into a cave (while not being happy about it), whereas a horse will outright refuse

Wild Boar:The boar seems to have nothing but rage in its eyes for the party and everything around, even the ravens.

Miron has received initiative.

Miron:Miron takes yet another swing for « 1d20+3 = 17 + 3 = 20 »

Liatai:14, or 8? :3

Miron:8Fiendish Raven 8:AWK! And with a crunch, another scion of the lower planes falls to the Mace.

Liatai:Now for the big question. Is the party moving forward, provoking AoOs, or staying put?

Tathi:Staying put!

Dr. Hatari:I think if we held our ground for 6 more seconds, we would be clear.

Dr. Hatari:Stay put this time.

TMG:well, um... :B okay...

Tathi has received initiative.

Tathi:Tathi aims for the only one not in melee combat, which would be #9 (Beatles' song plays) She takes aim with her shortbow, and lets an arrow fly! « 1d20+5 = 5 + 5 = 10 » for « 1d6 = 1 » damage!

Liatai:« 1d100 = 8 »

Dr. Hatari:The original plan was assuming some fraction of them didn't attack. There's no reason to mad dash rush and hurt ourselves for no benefit. ^^;

Fiendish Raven 9:The arrow travels in a high arc, misses, then sticks in the ground.

Edaric has received initiative.

Tathi:Tathi curses.

Liatai:Tech?

TMG:eh?

TMG:OHEdaric:Edaric remains in formation, sorry.

Edaric:still readied for a slicing

Liatai:Ghost, just to warn you, if the ravens don't go down, I'm assuming control of Aelian for his next turn. x3

Kethanis Whitebranch has received initiative.

Ghostwish:How come? :B

Dr. Hatari:They should have a much more distinctive ping sound when a token you control comes up on initiative. :O

Liatai:Because I have a line and action in mind for him that I can't let go. x3

Ghostwish:XP okay!

Kethanis Whitebranch:Kethanis takes aim at raven 18 with his sling. Alright, these rocks aim differently. Let's try again. « 1d20+3 = 16 + 3 = 19 »

Fiendish Raven 18:This rock manages to find its mark!

Kethanis Whitebranch:Woo, he's got his eye in. « 1d4+1 = 2 + 1 = 3 »


 * Koehel skrees approvingly!

Fiendish Raven 14:"AWK!" « 1d20+4 = 17 + 4 = 21 » to the inquisitor!

Fiendish Raven 14:1 damage as the raven claws the other side of Moron's face.

Fiendish Raven 14:.... MIRON

Dr. Hatari:Bwahaha :B

Liatai:XDGhostwish:BWEHEHEHE. XP

Dr. Hatari:That should go on the wikia profile page for nicknames. :B

Miron:I am *NOT* the spanish inquisition.

Fiendish Raven 9:The other raven attempts to circle around...

Aelian has received initiative.


 * Aelian makes a "tch" sound and lets a volley fly! « 1d20+8 = 3 + 8 = 11 » for « 1d8 = 3 » and « 1d20+8 = 9 + 8 = 17 » for « 1d8 = 6 »!

Fiendish Raven 9:The raven falls in a puff of feathers.

Aelian:"And you call yourself elven," the archer mutters.

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.

Thomas Lazarus:"Okay.. gonna close ranks on the boar before Honduras gets chewed up!" Thomas quickly weaves around and lunges to intercept before the beast can do more harm. « 1d20+9 = 10 + 9 = 19 » « 1d10+4 = 9 + 4 = 13 »

Wild Boar:WHEEP! The boar makes a pained squeal as the sword slices along its hide!

Tathi:"Well, if you think being an elf is all about archey, that goes to show why you're not an elf, half-human." She says right back. Ouch.

Luethil Aellonor has received initiative.


 * Luethil Aellonor quickly follows suit and completely cuts off the creature's advance! « 1d20+6 = 4 + 6 = 10 » « 1d6+2 = 3 + 2 = 5 »

Wild Boar:The boar's hide just seems too thick for the club to have any appreciable impact!

Elros has received initiative.

Luethil Aellonor:A mace! I want a mace now! >:O

Elros:Elros turns to the raven attacking Miron, and swings at it this time. « 1d20+4 = 6 + 4 = 10 » and « 1d20+3 = 8 + 3 = 11 »

Fiendish Raven 14:What is this, a raven captain? It dodges adroitly!

Elros:...and that damn raven manages to dodge. Curses, small nimble thing.

Ezer:Can I try to bite it? Can I? Can I? Huh? :D

Dr. Hatari:Wait a second... now it's all coming together...

Dr. Hatari:The magnets in the inventory... LOOK. >:O

Dr. Hatari:*Raven is covered in repulsive pole lodestones. :B*

Liatai:*SNRK*

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.

Liatai:Go tinker go! :D

MeanyOwl:Go Go Steampunk Ranger?

Liatai:x3TMG:oh!

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt looks around. Morningstar is still raised, but there doesn't seem to be anything else on his side anyway, and his little legs can't carry him too far quickly. Remain in readied mode, end turn

Jalzar has received initiative.

Tathi:"Don't you have a crossbow or some such?"

TMG:meany; oh, just you wait...just you wait... ;)

VAE:hmm, does the mule occpy? oh, i see

Gnogglebolt:From waist-level to Tathi; "Even if I had more than five bolts, I can't see anything from down here!"

Jalzar:Jalzar claws at the second raven once [1d20+5[

Jalzar:Jalzar claws at the second raven once « 1d20+5 = 5 + 5 = 10 »

Jalzar:he fails

Jalzar:end of turn

Dr. Hatari:Doing barrel rolls like its going out of style! This raven is about to level up!

Tathi:Tathi giggles. "A pity there's not some big gnoll for you to climb on top of, hrm?"

Wild Boar:The boar wheels around and attempts to gore Thomas! « 1d20+5 = 3 + 5 = 8 »


 * Thomas Lazarus sneezes.


 * Thomas Lazarus backpedals just in time to dodge most of the creature's momentum and stonewall it with his roundshield.

Gnogglebolt:-_-

Wild Boar:*Ewwwwww human snot! X.x *

Barbarus has received initiative.

Honduras:Bitches, get out mah way! >:O

Dr. Hatari:x3Honduras:« 1d20+4 = 7 + 4 = 11 » « 1d20+4 = 11 + 4 = 15 »

Wild Boar:One of the hooves lands with a solid CRACK to the cranium! Seems the raging boar can't defend itself as well...

Dr. Hatari:He's developing that warmule attitude alright.

Dr. Hatari:Guh afk

Honduras:« 1d4+3 = 1 + 3 = 4 » >:O

Dr. Hatari:Hm false alarm. Just the mechanic from next door.

Liatai:Will Barbarus do anything, or is that it for this turn? :3

Honduras:Continuing readied action. End turn.

Miron has received initiative.

Miron:Miron takes yet another swing at the raven in the name of St. Cuthbert « 1d20+3 = 10 + 3 = 13 »

Fiendish Raven 14:The little bugger is just too quick!

Tathi has received initiative.

Liatai:Go Tathi go!

MeanyOwl:Go, Speed Wizard, Go!

TMG:Go go, tathi go! Go go, Tathi go! Tathi B Goode!

Dr. Hatari:Tathi piloting a sports car. :U

Dr. Hatari:TERROR.

Ghostwish:don't you hate surprise afks?

MeanyOwl:Yes.

Liatai:Yes. ^^;

Tathi:She takes aim at te last one, #14! She takes aim with her shortbow, and lets an arrow fly! « 1d20+1 = 5 + 1 = 6 » for « 1d6 = 6 » damage! (firing into melee)

Ghostwish:durnit. :P

Fiendish Raven 14:SUPER-RAVEN!

Edaric has received initiative.

Fiendish Raven 14:I should get a promotion for this. :3

Liatai:Techmaster poke. :3

Liatai:... On second thought.

MeanyOwl:SUDDENLY

MeanyOwl:DIGIVOLUTION.

Tokens dropped onto map 'Forest D'

Missingno:THIS ISN'T GOOD.

Liatai:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGf9qtIeyBg&feature=related

TMG:eh?

TMG:Oh xD

TMG:Sorry, was just going to delay again, but okay x3

Dr. Hatari:What, -why-? Just kill it please. x3


 * Edaric sheathes his weapons and takes out... his lute? FEEL THE POWER OF MUSIC, BIRD! Inspire Courage!

Kethanis Whitebranch has received initiative.

Liatai:Fae? :3

Faerie:Hup!

Kethanis Whitebranch:Kethanis then switches his aim to raven 14, that crafty bugger. « 1d20+3 = 16 + 3 = 19 » slingshot!

Fiendish Raven 14:And the druid finally downs it!

Kethanis Whitebranch:Finally, something that hits it. River rocks ARE good ammo! :D « 1d4+1 = 4 + 1 = 5 »

Aelian has received initiative.

Liatai:Control is handed back to you, Ghost. x3

Ghostwish:aw. :Aelian:Well, it's onl the boar left, so here goes! He fires off a quick volley at close range! « 1d20+7 = 6 + 7 = 13 » for « 1d8+1 = 5 + 1 = 6 » and « 1d20+7 = 10 + 7 = 17 » for « 1d8+1 = 8 + 1 = 9 »

TMG:firing into melee penalty accounted for?

Liatai:Aelian has Precise Shot.

TMG:Ohhh :o

TMG:Okay ^^'

Wild Boar:Those two arrow strikes look like they should be lethal... but they're not! The boar is still standing and fighting, even though it looks like it's rapidly bleeding out!

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.


 * Thomas Lazarus heaves his blade overhead and goes for a deathblow! « 1d20+10 = 5 + 10 = 15 » « 1d10+5 = 1 + 5 = 6 »

Dr. Hatari:Donk. ^^;

Wild Boar:Almost!

Luethil Aellonor has received initiative.


 * Luethil Aellonor squints and slides into flanking position. Here goes another swing of the cudgel! « 1d20+9 = 5 + 9 = 14 » « 1d6+3 = 1 + 3 = 4 »

Wild Boar:It looks like only the fires of rage are sustaining it now! Or it did... until the elf finally brought down the bacon.

MeanyOwl:You could say she.


 * Luethil Aellonor stands with a triumphant puff. >:3

MeanyOwl:*sunglasses*

MeanyOwl:Will bring home that bacon.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt tries to peek through everyone's legs. "Is it over?"


 * Thomas Lazarus backs up a bit while looking around darkly. "..Think so.."

Thomas Lazarus:"Let's keep it up." He falls back into formation.

Gnogglebolt:"Right then. The cave's just up ahead, we should keep moving."

Liatai:Moving the ravens just so I don't pick them up along with you guys.

TMG:(oh, and tell us when the rockface ravens come into view )

Dr. Hatari:Cawwww braaaiiins :B

Barbarus:"Whoa now, mad cow. :."

Barbarus:« 1d20+4 = 18 + 4 = 22 » Spot check on them additional ravens.

Ghostwish:oie. :P

Ghostwish:You don't roll unless the DM asks you to roll, twinklebrains!

TMG:Got a line I would like to say, when the ravens are visible ^^

Liatai:You not only see them, but as you draw closer to the cave, you can see a cavern high up on the cliffside... and two LARGE red eyes peering out of it.

Dr. Hatari:High up, you say.

Tathi:"Spell time.." Tathi mutters quietly to herself.

Dr. Hatari:FFFFF

Barbarus:"Great honking weregeese!"

TMG:Aw man, there goes my line xD

TMG:Posting just 'what could have been'

Dr. Hatari:Sure. x3

Gnogglebolt:Looking at the staring ravens up on the rockface, Gnogglebolt calls up to them. "Well? Do you want to get the feathers knocked off you too, or are you going to run to your master and tell her we're coming for her?"

TMG:anyway...

Dr. Hatari:Unrelated lulz: Improved Improvised Weapon and this would have been a great Briarclaw druid; http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/1782/1300545856589.jpg

TMG:So, we now see a giant raven and a woman up on top of the cliff

Briarclaw Spymaster:"Who DARES to kill my flocks?!" calls a voice from on high as a raven as large as a draft horse, with eyes as red as smoldering coals, emerges from its rookery. It has a sort of saddle on its back, and a black-haired woman with a raven on her shoulder glowers down at your group.

Barbarus:"They do. :O"

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt glares up at her.


 * Barbarus points.

Miron:Arrows, clubs... whatever is at hand.

Gnogglebolt:"The Vigilant Guardians dare! Surrender now or perish for your crimes!" Gnogglebolt then wsays in a low voice to everyone around him

Miron:*whispers in gnomish*

Gnogglebolt:"She's a spellcaster, time to break formation! Don't bunch up!"

Briarclaw Spymaster:"Cute. A little adventuring group." The woman cackles.


 * Thomas Lazarus raises his brows and nods.

Miron says in Gnome: Good going.. if we provoke her she might end up making a mistake

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt also puts away his morningstar. draws his crossbow, and starts moving to the side.

Tathi:« 1d20+14 = 18 + 14 = 32 » Knowledge, Arcane! +1 if it's evocation! to know if this gal is a spellcaster?

Ezer:Aww, why thank you. I've been working on cute. :D

Ezer:...wait... >.>

Kor:Totally talking to me, fish breath.

TMG:Um, she said 'eher' flocks. Therefore she is Briarclaw, and we -know- Briarclaw is a druid x3

TMG:*her

Ghostwish:wrong.

TMG:Though if she is Not briarclaw, that is still a reasonable conclusion to jump to

Tathi:"That's no druid. She's got a familiar. Definitely an arcane caster. Spread out!"

Miron:Cute? The worst your birds can do is crap on one's shoulder!

TMG:...ah. Well, still a spellcaster :B

Miron:(shouted of course)

Barbarus:"Everyone, stay at least twenty feet from the gnome!" :O

Briarclaw Spymaster:"You've been dodging my girls and boys for too long, denying them their mealtimes," she says, stroking the bird on her shoulder.

Ghostwish:And tech, for future reference, here's some wisdom: Whenever you use the phrase 'to jump to' it is automatically NOT a reasonable conclusion. >:P

TMG:In character, ghost. In-character.

TMG:Even if it is incorrect.

Ghostwish:Uh, wrong? You said it OOCly. :P

Briarclaw Spymaster:"Oh no you don't!" She raises a hand and calls out to the birds in a rough-sounding tongue.

Miron:There are plenty of meals we have left from them... they used be their comopanions

Tathi:"Here we go!" She says, swapping her shortbow for her wand.

Briarclaw Spymaster:"Loru! Sangorir! Chow time~!" She points down at you all, and the large bird spreads its wings! « 1d20+5 = 4 + 5 = 9 »

TMG:I was responding to your knowledge arcane check. but nevermind, things are happening :o

Fiendish Raven 11:« 1d20+2 = 18 + 2 = 20 »

TMG:Since we were staring at her, is it possible everyone with a ranged weapon out is readied to fire as soon as they charge?

Liatai:Nope.

TMG:Just gnogglebolt then? :B

VAE:and i'll make 'er shut up soon

Ghostwish:Way too late to be readying actions. Now's the time to ask if we roll initiative. :P

TMG:Okay, okay, fine.

Dr. Hatari:Assume their flight coincides with us knocking arrows regardless of when it happens.

Liatai:^ What Ghost said.

Ghostwish:So do we? Or are we keeping the old one?

Tathi has received initiative.

Ghostwish:YAY!

TMG:My corssbow is already loaded, though >.> But eh, no biggie.


 * Liatai turns on music.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5dZSmo_1Wg&feature=related

Dr. Hatari:Quit trying to shoot the monologuers, I wanna hear it. :B

Liatai:XDTathi:Ah, Tathi's such a show girl. As soon as the show starts, she goes straight for the stage. « 1d4+1+1d4+1 = 4 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 7 » magic missile damage on the raven riding retard!

Briarclaw Spymaster:"OW!"

Tathi:"Chew on that!"

Tathi:And done. :>

Briarclaw Spymaster:"I think I'll let my darlings chew on you instead!" And the ravens swoop in as one!

Fiendish Raven 19:One tries to eat Miron's face! « 1d20+4 = 9 + 4 = 13 »


 * Thomas Lazarus swivels his head about frantically as the ravens bypass the front rank. He looks to Barbarus. "Please have Honduras cover Tathi!"

Fiendish Raven 20:One swoops down on Thomas' head! « 1d20+4 = 17 + 4 = 21 »

VAE:lia, is she actually riding on the raven?

Fiendish Raven 20:2 damage this time!

VAE:as in, in the air ATM?

Liatai:Yes, she is.

Thomas Lazarus:"--Gahh! Get out of my hair!!"

Liatai:No, not in the air yet.

VAE::3Edaric has received initiative.

TMG:let's see...

TMG:ah dang, no facinate, must be out of combat

TMG:how many songs does Edaric have left today?

Liatai:Check his token.

Dr. Hatari:I.. had forgotten they had finite songs. We always houserule buffed them. Because... yeah, bards. >.>

TMG:er...doesn't say? :B

TMG:or I'm blind. :B

Liatai:You mean spell songs, or Inspire Courage?

TMG:Inspire Courage is -a- song

Liatai:Inspire Courage has no limit to times per day as far as I know.

TMG:erm... Bardic Music: Once per day per bard level, a bard can use his song or poetics to produce magical effects on those around him

TMG:Inspire Courage is one of the uses of Bardic Music

Liatai:Ah. So two left. ^^;

TMG:Alrighty then...

Edaric:Edaric pulls out his lute and begins to strum an uplifting song, chanting lyrics of battle and bravery!

Edaric:end turn

Kethanis Whitebranch has received initiative.


 * Faerie hmms

Kethanis Whitebranch:Kethanis looks around quickly as he reloads his slingshot, and aims at Raven 11. Take out the minor threats first, the focus on the major threat. « 1d20+3 = 19 + 3 = 22 »

Briarclaw Spymaster:"Fly, my darlings, FLY!"

Kethanis Whitebranch:for « 1d4+1 = 1 + 1 = 2 »

Dr. Hatari:Remember, +1 to hit and damage.

Fiendish Raven 11:The raven takes the stone straight to the side and lands with a *ploosh* in the creek.

Aelian has received initiative.

Aelian:The Ranger shoots at the raven closest to him, #16! He fires off a quick volley at close range! « 1d20+8 = 1 + 8 = 9 » for « 1d8+2 = 4 + 2 = 6 » and « 1d20+8 = 16 + 8 = 24 » for « 1d8+2 = 2 + 2 = 4 » (bardic song)

Fiendish Raven 16:The bird falls quickly to the ground!

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.

Thomas Lazarus:Tom stoops down quickly and looses an overhead slash at his particular fan of the moment. His hair is disheveled and his face scratched! And after nearly drowning and being shot up by allies! And smothered in punkin' juice! Today just sucks! >:O « 1d20+10 = 14 + 10 = 24 » « 1d10+5 = 7 + 5 = 12 »

Fiendish Raven 20:And now you have fiendish raven blood in your hair, and a few feathers for good measure! But the bird is well and truly dead.

Luethil Aellonor has received initiative.

Luethil Aellonor:Luethil hefts her club once before tearing off for one of the disengaged ravens! She storms to just below where it's gliding, hops in the air, and makes an overhead swipe for it! « 1d20+7 = 19 + 7 = 26 » « 1d6+3 = 1 + 3 = 4 »

Fiendish Raven 12:And what a jump it was! Ker-SWAT!

Dr. Hatari:Circumstance penalty for high ground or no, its toast. :3

Elros has received initiative.

VAE:wait, how the hell it could have entered Miron's square without AoO

VAE:?Faerie:And...I'm guessing it would be dangerous tot ake a swing at while it's on his square?

Briarclaw Spymaster:"NO! DIVE! DON'T BOTHER WITH CIRCLING!"

Faerie:*to take

MeanyOwl:Elevation!

MeanyOwl::BLiatai:You can probably try to swat it off his head. x3

VAE:oh, so it just swooped on

Elros:"Miron, stand very still!" Elros steps over, and tries for a William Tell...with swords. « 1d20+4 = 8 + 4 = 12 » and « 1d20+3 = 11 + 3 = 14 »

TMG:oop, had scrollock off o.o

Fiendish Raven 19:The bird is swatted to the side and into the river, where it lays still.

Elros:for « 1d8+3 = 6 + 3 = 9 »

Fiendish Raven 19:VERY still.

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt -would- be shouting at the others to ignore the little ones and target the master, but it's a bad idea to sya one's battleplans within earshot of the enemy that concerns them. Instead, Gnogglebolt takes aim at the Briarclaw woman...

Gnogglebolt:90 horizontal, 55 vertial?

Gnogglebolt:er, 32

TMG:still got that hypotenuse macro, liatai?

TMG:aha, it does

Liatai:« round(hypot(horiz,vert),1) = round(hypot(90, 35), 1) = 96.6 »

Dr. Hatari:Trig strikes again!

TMG:

« round(hypot(horiz,vert),1) = Invalid expression: round(hypot(horiz,vert),1). »

TMG:alrighty

TMG:crossbow range is 80 feet, so -2 to attack

TMG:but +1 from bardsong

Dr. Hatari:You could advance, no?

TMG:...okay then. x3

TMG:no, wait...

TMG:

« round(hypot(horiz,vert),1) = round(hypot(70, 35), 1) = 78.3 »

TMG:ah, okay

Gnogglebolt:p-twang! « 1d20+4 = 18 + 4 = 22 »! and « 1d6+1 = 1 + 1 = 2 » if it hits!

Briarclaw Spymaster:"Now you're just making me mad."

MeanyOwl:Flesh wound, it is one.

MeanyOwl:Walk it off, pansy!

TMG:deductin' bolt...

Jalzar has received initiative.

VAE:wwhere is he even

TMG:wait, oh crap...ah, shoot. Next turn, hopefully >.>

VAE:thanks ^^

Jalzar:Jalzar moves forth, then attempts to fire an arrow at the big raven

Jalzar:« 1d20+4 = 7 + 4 = 11 »

Liatai:The arrow clatters onto the stone.

Briarclaw Spymaster:The woman raises a hand and calls out a contemptuous word, and a faint white veil falls over her and the raven on her shoulder... and then the giant raven takes flight, swooping down and clawing Luethil as it passes!

TMG:shhhhh. Dangit. DX

TMG:Was hoping she'd delay flight for -one- more turn...

Liatai:One moment, got to find the attack mod...

TMG:Man. Wish I could have taken back my earlier turn a minute ago, but I knew it was pointless to ask. oh well

Giant Fiendish Raven:« 1d20+5 = 2 + 5 = 7 » as the bird snaps at Luethil with its beak! « 1d8+3 = 7 + 3 = 10 » damage on a hit.

TMG:Oops. My ranged attack rol should have been +6 xD Ah well, it hit anyway

Barbarus has received initiative.


 * Luethil Aellonor manages to duck low!


 * Faerie hungers. THinks he'll make popcorn.

Faerie:So...brief afk.

Barbarus:Move action to ker-draw bow. >:o

Barbarus:Then...

Barbarus:« 1d20+4+mod = 2 + 4 + 1 = 7 » Fwip! Longbow arrow coming at you for « 1d8+modb = 8 + 1 = 9 » damage!

Barbarus:Ker-miss on attacking number 10.

Liatai:Will Honduras do anything, or is that the end of the turn?

MeanyOwl:Honduras cannot reach. :O

MeanyOwl:So, end turn?

Miron has received initiative.

Dr. Hatari:Honduras grazes.

Dr. Hatari:"=3= nom munch"

VAE:hmm :3 hope this works


 * Faerie returns


 * Faerie is hit with buttery fingers! -1 typing speed

Miron:Saint Cuthbert, you who smites the lawless, grant them a glimpse of their just fate and let fear of just punishment grasp their hearts! Cause Fear on the big raven she's riding, DC = 14

Giant Fiendish Raven:Oh-ho, CLEVER. « 1d20+2 = 19 + 2 = 21 »

TMG:er, which save--nevermind

VAE:will save

Dr. Hatari:Duh-duhn!

VAE:shje's still shaken for a round

Dr. Hatari:*piano keys!*

VAE:it's will partial,see?

Tathi has received initiative.

Tathi:Tathi takes aim with her wand again, send one missle for RRR « 1d4+1 = 1 + 1 = 2 » and one missle for her mount! « 1d4+1 = 3 + 1 = 4 ». Then she quickly moves away from them, and closer to her allies.

VAE:(and i have at least one more left)

Dr. Hatari:RRR?

Tathi:Raven Riding Retard!

Dr. Hatari:Ah.

Tathi:Silly.

Dr. Hatari:Of course.

Briarclaw Spymaster:"Gah!"

Fiendish Raven 3:One raven swoops for Elros! « 1d20+4 = 6 + 4 = 10 »

Fiendish Raven 17:Another for Miron! Did you eat birdseed or something this morning? « 1d20+4 = 9 + 4 = 13 »

Elros:Elros easily dodges the swoop, and is now in range of the raven, when it's his turn.

Fiendish Raven 10:And the last small raven claws at... Kor? « 1d20+4 = 5 + 4 = 9 »

TMG:Ravens eat rats xD

Kor:Away with ye, fiend!

Fiendish Raven 10:Preeeeeeey >:D

Edaric has received initiative.

Ezer:Hey, don't you eat that rat. If anypne's going to eat him, it's me! D:Kor:AWAY WITH YE, CAT!

Fiendish Raven 10:TRY AND STOP ME, CAT!

Edaric:His song complete, Edaric puts away his lute and draws his crossbow! Without quickdraw, that eats up a double-move action. End turn.

Kethanis Whitebranch has received initiative.

Ezer:Ezer is protective. In a predatory sort of way.

Edaric:and decrementing song effects duration...

Liatai:How about the druid, Fae? :3

Faerie:Ah, yes.

Faerie:...what would he do? >.>

MeanyOwl:He would.

MeanyOwl:Set the forest on fire.

MeanyOwl:*shot*

Faerie:Hmm...what does flare do? >.>

Dr. Hatari:Gives them a save versus -1 to attack rolls, and a few misc. things.

Dr. Hatari:The 'dazzled' effect I believe.

TMG:"I CAST FLARE!"

TMG:"Goddammit!"


 * Faerie thinks

Faerie:And they're on the other side of the river, otherwise I'd try entangle...

TMG:it's an airborne mount :B

Faerie:Or it might not work at all.

Liatai:I direct you to the hawk on his shoulder. :3

Liatai:That is all.

Kethanis Whitebranch:Kethanis, seeing no particularly useful alternative, reloads his slingshot and takes aim at the hawk Loru. « 1d20+3 = 13 + 3 = 16 »

Liatai:... er, Loru is a raven, I meant Koehel. :B But okay~

Liatai:Roll damage!

Kethanis Whitebranch:« 1d4+1 = 2 + 1 = 3 » and another +1 from song, yes?

MeanyOwl:Kill the Familiar~

Loru:AWK

Loru:That HURT! >:O

Loru:... Just kidding. >:3

Kethanis Whitebranch:That's generally the idea.

Kethanis Whitebranch:...or not. :x

Loru:The bullet deflects off of the white veil hanging over raven and rider.

Aelian has received initiative.

Liatai:Ghost poke!

Aelian:The half-elf protects the elf! He fires off a quick volley at close range at #10! « 1d20+8 = 13 + 8 = 21 » for « 1d8+2 = 7 + 2 = 9 » and « 1d20+8 = 19 + 8 = 27 » for « 1d8+2 = 3 + 2 = 5 » (bardic song)

Fiendish Raven 10:The raven is practically jettisoned off the elf's head due to the force of the arrows striking its light frame!

Tathi:Tathi winces as the arrow flies right over her head, and then shoots the half-elf a glare. "Don't think I'll be naming you my vanguard or anything for that!"

Kor:Nonsense! I like him! You should marry him. Not enough elven blood around here- ow my nose!

Aelian:"Why did you just slap your familiar?"


 * Edaric doesn't even bother ducking. He trusts Aelian's aim.

Tathi:"Shutup and keep shotting."

Tathi:*shooting

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.

MeanyOwl:THOMAS.

MeanyOwl:Challenge the Raven, so it can come within killing distance of the mule!

MeanyOwl:We need a COME AT ME, BRO moment. :B

Thomas Lazarus:Tom clanks over to the body of the group. He releases his shield with a heave and draws his crossbow mid-march, taking a moment to line up a shot towards the offending magi. « 1d20+4 = 2 + 4 = 6 » « 1d8+1 = 6 + 1 = 7 »

Luethil Aellonor has received initiative.


 * Thomas Lazarus is just too inexperienced with the weapon to lead on a moving target!

Luethil Aellonor:Luethil acts fast. She drops her club and draws her shortbow in one motion, and plucks an arrow off for Raven 3's benefit! « 1d20+6 = 12 + 6 = 18 » « 1d6+1 = 4 + 1 = 5 »

Fiendish Raven 3:AEK!

Fiendish Raven 3:.. I'm so dead my death squawk is misspelled!

Elros has received initiative.


 * Dr. Hatari retroactively removes, like, 4 bolts. =3=;;

Elros:Oh, well then. Or someone else could get it first. Elros hmms. It seems that the spymaster has some sort of shielding, so he's not sure he could get a bolt through it...


 * Fiendish Raven 17 keeps trying to eat Miron's face. >:O

Elros:Oh, hello. What are you doing there? Have a taste of sword! « 1d20+4 = 11 + 4 = 15 » and « 1d20+3 = 19 + 3 = 22 »

Fiendish Raven 17:Swords are not the breakfast of champions! AWK!

Elros:« 1d8+3+1 = 5 + 3 + 1 = 9 »

Dr. Hatari:Critical overkill!

Elros:Actually...

Elros:« 1d20 = 10 »

Faerie:Never mind, keep the current damage.

Barbarus:"Oh, I can't wait to make feather-stuff out of all these birds!" :3

Fiendish Raven 17:Miron isn't even touched by the raven blood. Stylish, Elros!

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.

TMG:Two questions.

TMG:1; is there any of us underneatht he rave? It's hard to tell

Liatai:Nope, no one is underneath the raven.

TMG:...actually, scract Q number 2. Just that questiont hen.

TMG:Ah, okay

Gnogglebolt:Knowing that she has some kind of magic and could start swinging spells at any moment...Gnogglebolt tries to get in a little closer, suddenly remembering one of the things he has with him. As he moves, he pluck a small, yellow stone out of his pocket...

Gnogglebolt:and with a range increment of 20, chucks the thing at the giant raven! « 1d20+2 = 17 + 2 = 19 » versus touch AC of the raven!

TMG:Aha :D

Giant Fiendish Raven:That's a hit!

Gnogglebolt:Everyone hears a loud, concussive THUD.

Gnogglebolt:Givens, sall and large, as well as the spellcaster, must all now make DC 15 fort saves.

Gnogglebolt:Though it's the spellcaster Gnogglebolt's after...

Briarclaw Spymaster:« 1d20+3 = 14 + 3 = 17 »

Gnogglebolt:*ravens, small and

Loru:« 1d20+3 = 9 + 3 = 12 »

TMG:Dammit!

Giant Fiendish Raven:« 1d20+4 = 18 + 4 = 22 »

TMG:-_-

Dr. Hatari:Oh well. Good idea. :3

Loru:Well, you deafened the little one. :B

TMG:well, the little one is deafened and...doesn't even take an init penalty because it acts on it's master's turn -_-

TMG:*sigh* end turn

Jalzar has received initiative.

TMG:...Hrm.

TMG:Can I remember if anyone else has a thunderstone?

Jalzar:Jalzar reloads his bow, and fires at the large raven again (it's -2 to AC she has i thimk from being shaken) « 1d20+4 = 4 + 4 = 8 »

TMG:...no, scratch that, nevermind


 * Thomas Lazarus is alchemyless.

Jalzar:And still misses horribly

Giant Fiendish Raven:The raven adroitly dips out of the way as it folds its wings... and DIVES!

Dr. Hatari:*_*

Giant Fiendish Raven:The creature's momentum from its aerial charge slams its talons and beak into Aelian forcefully! « 1d20+5 = 19 + 5 = 24 » for « 1d8+3 = 3 + 3 = 6 », « 1d20+3 = 12 + 3 = 15 » for « 1d4-1 = 2 - 1 = 1 », « 1d20+3 = 3 + 3 = 6 » for « 1d4-1 = 3 - 1 = 2 »!

Giant Fiendish Raven:Well,maybe just the beak.

Gnogglebolt:"Blasted inferior psudomagic alchemy!"

Gnogglebolt:*pseudo

Briarclaw Spymaster:The woman points at all of you as her mount touches ground, and a pointed, jagged chunk of ice forms around her finger before shooting for Edaric. « 1d20+4 = 10 + 4 = 14 » ranged touch attack!

Briarclaw Spymaster:The sharp spear of ice pierces the bard solidly in the shoulder for « 4d4 = 9 » damage... then EXPLODES, sending frosty shrapnel onto Gnogglebolt, Kor, Tathi, and Thomas! 1 point of splash damage to each of them!

Gnogglebolt:"Gha!"

Barbarus has received initiative.


 * Thomas Lazarus flinches and raises a gauntlet to his eyes.

Edaric:"Agh--! Cold!"

Barbarus: (( Moving closer, so new feat can be of use. >:o ))

Thomas Lazarus:(Heal check! « 1d20+6 = 1 + 6 = 7 » ... Now would be a good time to ask how many different targets I can check the vitality of with a heal check!)

Barbarus:« 1d20+4+mod = 7 + 4 + 2 = 13 » Fwip! Longbow arrow coming at you for « 1d8+modb = 7 + 2 = 9 » damage!

Liatai:None, with that result. :B

Dr. Hatari:Guess it doesn't matter this round. x3

Liatai:One per check.

Liatai:For who, Barbarus?

Barbarus:Big-one.

Barbarus:« 1d20+3 = 14 + 3 = 17 » Handle Animal! >:o

Honduras:Freeze, bitch!

Honduras:« 1d20+4 = 15 + 4 = 19 » !

Giant Fiendish Raven:The arrow is deflected by the bird's buffeting wings as it keeps trying to tear the half-elf in two. But the hoof catches it in the side!

Dr. Hatari:MULE'D.

Honduras:« 1d4+3 = 3 + 3 = 6 »

Miron has received initiative.

MeanyOwl:Wait. :o

MeanyOwl:Does Honduras gain the bonus from bardic music too?

Liatai:Yes. x3

MeanyOwl:+1 to that damage. :3

Dr. Hatari:The mule is additionally headbanging! The humanity!


 * Dr. Hatari plays Blazblue themes. >:o

Briarclaw Spymaster:The woman is trying to yell commands in some harsh language to the raven on her shoulder, but they don't seem to be having any effect.

Miron:Miron mumbles a similar prayer to the first one,, pointiing once again at the already somewhat weakened giant raven : Cause fear DC 14, and she has -2 to save

Giant Fiendish Raven:« 1d20 = 6 »

Giant Fiendish Raven:D:Giant Fiendish Raven:KRAW!

Miron:Saint Cuthbert teaches us perseverance is key to victory

TMG:roll 1d4!

TMG:for how long it flees

Miron:Hold on tight, lady ! *smiles coldly*

Miron:« 1d4 = 4 »

Dr. Hatari:Not even close to that long, if we have anything to say about it. >:3

Thomas Lazarus:"Now's our chance! Drag it to the earth!"

Briarclaw Spymaster:"Sangorir -- What did you do, you -- ?!?!" She starts as the raven bucks and starts to squirm. Kraaaaaaw! D:Tathi has received initiative.

Tathi:"Aelian!!" Tathi cries out, and then quickly glares daggers at their foes. Tathi continues her barrage in an almost mocking fashion. « 1d4+1 = 2 + 1 = 3 » for RRR, « 1d4+1 = 2 + 1 = 3 » for her mount!

Briarclaw Spymaster:"IEAGH!" The woman shrieks as yet another blast of force slams into her!

Ghostwish:And with that, it's time to start suppah. :>

Edaric has received initiative.

TMG:ah!

MeanyOwl:...Oh schnap.

MeanyOwl:Possession mid battle? :O

Edaric:Edaric tries another crossbow bolt on the rider! Mwk light crossbow « 1d20+4 = 10 + 4 = 14 » « 1d8+1 = 4 + 1 = 5 »!

MeanyOwl:...Would she possessed by one of the raven's ghosts?

Briarclaw Spymaster:The bolt is deflected by the warding white veil.

TMG:meany; no, that's only if ghost -leaves xD

Kethanis Whitebranch has received initiative.

TMG:he's just making dinner, he does that every game

Tathi:*caaaaaaw* :B

TMG:and decrementing bardsong...

Faerie:The giant raven in't on the ground now, is it?

Dr. Hatari:I would like to see, for just one split moment of one round, Tathi possessed by the red personality core from Portal 1. She just suddenly drops her shit and starts flipping out all, "BLeEARG *spits, sputters, SNARLS* yEUEAgh-pbbbth! *flail*---Oh my god what. What. o.o"

Faerie:*isn't

Liatai:XD!

Liatai:It is, in fact, on the ground!

Faerie:Ah, then would Entangle perhaps keep it down?

Dr. Hatari:Do not even think about it. :B

MeanyOwl:If only.

VAE:heh..i kinda hoped it'll take on wing and shake her down ;P

MeanyOwl:Tathi could cast Evrad's Raping-er, Black Tentacles. =3=

Dr. Hatari:Entangle would be so advantageous for her that it's something she might consider casting, if it was in her list. :B

Faerie:Well, I do have entangle right now, but don't want to cast it if it won't do anything. :B

Dr. Hatari:You could also waltz down and bop the Raven. :B

TMG:Faerie can aim the area so it only hits the raven and Aelian

TMG:sucks for Aelian, but. x3

Dr. Hatari:I would rather we just move in and get like 10 AoOs when it tries to leave, than us be stuck in vines for 40 minutes.

Dr. Hatari:Or 30 or whatever. :B

Aelian:I have a raven the size of a draft horse trying to eat me. It already sucks for me. >:O

Kethanis Whitebranch:Well then. Kethanis puts away the sling, takes out a quarterstaff, and bops the giant fiendish raven. « 1d20+4 = 15 + 4 = 19 »

Giant Fiendish Raven:BOP. Roll damage!

Kethanis Whitebranch:And if that hits, for « 1d6+1+1 = 6 + 1 + 1 = 8 » damage!

TMG:erm, unless he drops the sling to the ground or has Quickdraw, putting away and drawing are two movie-actions ^^;

TMG:*move

Dr. Hatari:He can draw during a move as a free action.

TMG:except he didn't move

Dr. Hatari:... He ... did so. :o

TMG:and it still doesn't help if he's already got the sling in hand

TMG:you may draw during a move, but you can't -put away- something during a move

Kethanis Whitebranch:If need be, Kethanis dropped his slingshot to do that. Not like he needs to hit anything at range right now.

Dr. Hatari:Then he can drop it.

Giant Fiendish Raven:The raven doesn't even get a chance to fly away! With a mighty bop, the raven's head jerks to the side, and it crumples into a heap -- « 1d20+5 = 17 + 5 = 22 »

TMG:and even so, they still both individually require move-actions--okay, he dropped it. Now just gotta remember to pick it back up later.

TMG:That is all ^^

Faerie:Fair enough.


 * Thomas Lazarus was all ready and rarin' to charge the Raven - but what's this? Kethanis staff bop saves the day? >:o

Briarclaw Spymaster:Unfortunately, the woman was able to leap clear of the falling raven's bulk and lands on the ground.

MeanyOwl:AoO?!

MeanyOwl::BMeanyOwl:I smell a Ghost up ins.

Liatai:Not as far as I know. :B

VAE:and the lynx is gonna make some noodles before hhis turn is up

Aelian has received initiative.

Aelian:The ranger, still bleeding from the previous attack, takes a step back and aims for the RRR! He fires off a quick volley at close range! « 1d20+8 = 4 + 8 = 12 » for « 1d8+2 = 1 + 2 = 3 » and « 1d20+8 = 1 + 8 = 9 » for « 1d8+2 = 2 + 2 = 4 » (bardic song)

Briarclaw Spymaster:Both arrows are deflected!

MeanyOwl:They all hit Thomas.

Ghostwish:Critcally.

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.


 * Thomas Lazarus drops his crossbow and *PLUNK, whiff* ... and he doesn't even deign to respond to that anymore today! Bastard blade, trudging in, pain, bringing, angry eyebrows, etcetera! >:| « 1d20+10 = 9 + 10 = 19 » « 1d10+7 = 8 + 7 = 15 »

Dr. Hatari:21 for flanking, in hindsight.

Briarclaw Spymaster:Forget any tries to interrogate this woman... unless someone has Speak with Dead. Thomas literally sliced her in half.

Loru:The raven on her shoulders gives a cry and tries to wing it!


 * Thomas Lazarus snaps the arrow shafts off of his armor with a sweep of his arm. "Sheesh.."

Luethil Aellonor has received initiative.


 * Luethil Aellonor had nearly lowered her guard.. but notices the last raven attempting to get off the hook. An arrow is knocked! « 1d20+7 = 8 + 7 = 15 » « 1d6+1 = 4 + 1 = 5 »

Dr. Hatari:Wait

Loru:The last remaining vestiges of the warding spell protect the bird as it tries to fly away.

Dr. Hatari:Okay, it's exactly within the range increment.

Elros has received initiative.

Dr. Hatari:Ah, right. x3

Faerie:Can Elros move through Honduras? >.>

Barbarus:« 1d20+4+mod = 6 + 4 + 2 = 12 » Fwip! Longbow arrow coming at you for « 1d8+modb = 6 + 2 = 8 » damage!

Dr. Hatari:You can pass through him, but not remain in his squares.

Loru:Yes, and he can move into the space containing the raven if he so wishes -- HEY >:O

Loru:Elros' turn, not yours. >:O

MeanyOwl:Aww, thought combat was over. :V

MeanyOwl:Ya'know, with everyone except the familiar kinda dead.

VAE:and the feline has hsisnoodles

Elros:Elros moves swiftly to attack the last remianing raven. « 1d20+8 = 3 + 8 = 11 » for single attack, right-hand.

Elros:Fff...

Loru:Caaaw! Caaaaw! It dodges! D:Gnogglebolt has received initiative.

Gnogglebolt:As Thomas literally sliced the woman in half, the poor gnoem was sprayed with a small fountain of blood. He is not moving, and the look on his face says he's not doing too good.

Elros:Bloody bird...

Gnogglebolt:end turn

Jalzar has received initiative.

Jalzar:The lizard notices no enemy around

Jalzar:"Hrrm. Solid work, friends."

Miron:True... nice work, Thomas


 * Thomas Lazarus touches the scrapes on his face gingerly. "Is anyone--oh.. of course." He moves for Aelian with old faithful in hand. « 1d8+1 = 5 + 1 = 6 »

Miron:But now, i guess it's best we press on

Loru:The raven tries to flee, provoking AoOs from Thomas, Gnogglebolt, Elros, Barbarus, and for good measure, Honduras!

Dr. Hatari:Whoops. DX

Barbarus:« 1d20+4+mod = 6 + 4 + 2 = 12 » Fwip! Longbow arrow coming at you for « 1d8+modb = 8 + 2 = 10 » damage!

Ghostwish:Combat is over when the DM SAYS SO YOU MUPPETS. >:P

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt does not have a melee weapon out, and even if he had Shot of Opportunity, his crossbow isn't loaded

Honduras:« 1d20+4 = 18 + 4 = 22 »

Elros:AoO « 1d20+8 = 19 + 8 = 27 » longsword!

Honduras:« 1d4+3 = 3 + 3 = 6 »

Dr. Hatari:I was.. I was lured into a false sense of combat overness by obligatory back-patting complements! :P

VAE:Ghost... it's technicaly over

Elros:« 1d8+3+1 = 3 + 3 + 1 = 7 »

Elros:For good measure.

VAE:the small raven makes no difference to the matters

Liatai:Honduras, roll damage.

MeanyOwl:Done. :o

Elros:« 1d20 = 20 »

Elros:Ooh!

Dr. Hatari:Elros scored an auto-kill. :x

Elros:Valid crit

Ghostwish:brb, turnin' fishsticks

Loru:The raven quickly shares the same fate as its master. Combat finally over!

Elros:Elros crits the fleeing raven.

Faerie:Halo announcer voice: "Overkill!"

Aelian:"... Thanks."

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglewbolt suddenly shudders, and starts trying to wipe the blood off him.

Gnogglebolt:*himself

Thomas Lazarus:He nods and touches up some of his own scrapes before moving on. 3 Orisons, ping ping ping. Pretty restored.

MeanyOwl:We calling session here, or proceeding? >:o

TMG:Proceed!

VAE:whatever

Faerie:Liatai, you gonna take over Kethanis now, or should I have him to pick up his slingshot, and possibly heal Aelian?

Liatai:Proceed, I say!

TMG:We haven';t even hit 5 hours yet!

VAE:i can handle it

TMG:We're not even halfway done! :D


 * Kethanis Whitebranch picks up his sling.

TMG:we got a 10 hour quota to fill ^^

MeanyOwl::VDr. Hatari::BFaerie::UMeanyOwl:If we go to ten hours, Imma have to duck out.


 * Ghostwish shoves Tec in a sack.

Ghostwish:>>MeanyOwl:I have two bits of math homework to do, and final exam on tomorrow if I get them done.

MeanyOwl::D* Faerie approves of Ghost's plan. >.>

TMG:>:Luethil Aellonor:"If that wasn't her spymaster, I don't know what's what."

TMG:*sack'd*?

MeanyOwl:Wait...

MeanyOwl:Isn't that the bag of holding? :V

VAE:heh folks

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt manages to get most off the blood off himself, and keeps his lunch down. He looks down at the woman. "I suppose."

Barbarus:"Time to rummage through the corpse!"

Barbarus:« 1d20+4 = 18 + 4 = 22 » Search. :3


 * Edaric looks down at Gnogglebolt, sheathing his weapons, concerned. "..."

Gnogglebolt:"It's not Briarclaw herself, unless she fooled everyone who's seen her before. They've said she's an old woman."

Barbarus:"Doo dee doo, oh look. She doesn't have an appendix."

Thomas Lazarus:Thomas continues somberly going about and touching up those of the party still bleeding. (1 HP for Miron, 1 HP for Tathi, « 1d8+1 = 5 + 1 = 6 » for Edaric)

VAE:Tomato and garlic paste, corned beef (the cat food looking milled kind) and instant noodles make for an awesome meal

Gnogglebolt:"Let's...ugh. Let's form back up. II think we've found the den. Time to storm it."

Thomas Lazarus:"Uhm.. sorry about the shower." He softly offers as an aside during his routine party care.

Liatai:The woman has on her a well-made light crossbow, a dagger, bracers decorated with black feathers, a stick with a tri-colored crystal on the end, and a small piece of rose quartz.


 * Thomas Lazarus looks up at the cave.

Barbarus:"Oi, Tathi. :o"


 * Barbarus holds up the stick.

Tathi:Tathi quicks an eyebrow, and walks over, inspecting said stick. « 1d20+14 = 17 + 14 = 31 » Knowledge, Arcane! +1 if it's evocation!

Thomas Lazarus:"If that cave, up there," He juts his chin at it "..is their lair.. then this isn't going to be any kind of quick storming. I cannot climb that in armor."

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt heads over to the rockface, and starts looking both at the pile of boulders and trying to see the cave above.

Liatai:It's magical. Beyond that, you'd need something else.


 * Barbarus swipes the Bracers. "Hmm, think this clashes wth my armor?"

Tathi:She takes the wand, and peers at it, before pointing in a direction that does not include enemies, and goes through a number of different techniques for activating a wand.

Miron:It's worse... if they attack while we're climbing.... i hope Saint Cuthbert judges ouur souls to be worthy

Dr. Hatari:I hope you meant 'allies'. :P

Liatai:A riotous cone of colors leaps forth from the end of the stick!

Tathi:*snrk* The player knows, but does Tathi? « 1d20+14 = 3 + 14 = 17 » Knowledge, Arcane! +1 if it's evocation! (I forget if it is)

Elros:Elros puts his swords away, then goes to follow Gnogglebolt.

Liatai:She does. x3

Barbarus:"No one willing to offer some fashion advice. I see how it is."

Elros:will save « 1d20+3 = 6 + 3 = 9 »? :B


 * Thomas Lazarus wipes his brow with the back of his wrist. He glances to Barbarus with a weary smirk.

Thomas Lazarus:"..They suit you."


 * Barbarus tugs his sleeves over the new bracers, then loads the other equipment onto the mule.

Barbarus:"Thanks."

Thomas Lazarus:"'Course, they don't shoot blades everywhere."


 * Barbarus flicks sleeve blade out.

Barbarus:"On a harness strapped to the arm itself, remember?"

Aelian:"You all right?"


 * Thomas Lazarus nods numbly.

Thomas Lazarus:"Anyone else hurt?"

Edaric:"Better than I was..."

Dr. Hatari:Tathi and Miron healed for +1. :3

Gnogglebolt:"I'm fine...hmm..."


 * Aelian points toward Thomas silently. Waits.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt reaches into his pack. Out comes the grappling hook and silk rope again!

Edaric:"... er. ^^; I've... sill got a few scratches. Nothing serious."


 * Thomas Lazarus huffs indignantly.

Gnogglebolt:He attempts to throw it up into the cave above, then tugs on it to make ure it's secure. If not, he keeps trying. Taking 20, essentially.

Thomas Lazarus:"Why are adventurers all too proud to get their cuts properly healed?"

Miron:Now, half of us should take stations so as to be able to fire at the top of the elevation

Thomas Lazarus:« 1d8+1 = 3 + 1 = 4 » !

Edaric:"Somebody else could need that spell further in."

Miron:While the close-range fighters climb up, they make sure not to let them pick'em off

Edaric:"... But thanks."

Miron:then, they go up too


 * Thomas Lazarus pats Edaric's shoulder while looking at the cave. "Don't worry, don't worry. I think this wand has a dozen or so uses left in it. Not to mention the one brother Miron still has."

Thomas Lazarus:"We should be more concerned with staying alive than staying thrifty."

Tathi:Tathi smirks, but she half wishes there was a way to figure out how many charges a wand has left that didn't cost 100 gp.

Gnogglebolt:Results on the grappling-hook throwing?

TMG:ghost; no, this is fun!

Liatai:You manage to hook it in a nook. It seems this cliff is used to grappling hooks, and has many nooks where they can nestle.

TMG:Unknown amount of charges! Dramatic! >:D

Ghostwish:... do I need to put you back in the sack? >:P

Dr. Hatari:Thomas has been counting his charges, thanks. :B

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt nods, satisfied at the grappling hook. "Thomas, you and your equipment is the heaviest. COme over here and test it first."

Thomas Lazarus:"..Well.. Alright."

Gnogglebolt:"Tug on it with your eight, make sure it will hold.

Gnogglebolt:*weight


 * Thomas Lazarus wraps the rope around his forearm and gives it a good two hundred pounds or so of pull.

Liatai:It holds firm!


 * Thomas Lazarus offers a thumbs-up.

Ghostwish:sorry, who all got healed again? I remember +1 for tathi

Dr. Hatari:Edaric for ... I don't know, 10ish.

Faerie:I think Gnogglebolt just called Tom fat. :U

Dr. Hatari:Aelian for 6?

Ghostwish:None for poor widdle Kor?

Gnogglebolt:"Right, shall you be the first to go up?"

Liatai:*snrk*


 * Thomas Lazarus looks up uncertainly.

TMG:He siad "the weight of your equipment" xD


 * Kethanis Whitebranch looks over... then double-takes. O.o

Gnogglebolt:"Or shall it be someone else first?"

Ghostwish:and crashes right into Tathi? XD

Thomas Lazarus:"I'll give it a shot, I suppose. One moment."

Kethanis Whitebranch:Apparently. XD "Oof -- sorry!"

Miron:I can go... i'll be up fast... besides, i can't hit a barn with the bloody crossbosw


 * Thomas Lazarus walks over to collect his discarded shield and crossbow.

Ghostwish:Lecherous perv!! *shocking grasp*\

Kethanis Whitebranch:"Is your rodent friend... May I...?" He holds up a hand sheepishly.

Thomas Lazarus:"Go ahead, brother. I half worry I'll flail and dislodge the hook."

Kor:My hero!

VAE:CaVAE:aVAE:Can he take 20 on the climb?

Liatai:Yep.

TMG:um..

VAE:umm?

Tathi:Tathi smirks. "Yes, he got caught in that blast there." She says, picking Kor off her shoulder and handing him to Kethanis. "Thank you, by the way."

TMG:taking 20 means you try, and -fail- until you succeed ^^;

TMG:he -can- take 10, however

TMG:the DC should be very low though, thanks to the rope and the wall

VAE:well, yeah... but then, for a low DC it shouldn't ber a lot

TMG:Exactly my point.

Ghostwish:*stuffs tech into the sack again*

Kethanis Whitebranch:"No trouble at all." The druid feeds a little positive energy into the rat -- 1 point of healing -- and then hands him back.

Barbarus:"On a harness strapped to the arm itself, remember?"

Ghostwish:Go ahead Hatari. ^^

TMG:He should be able to take 10, even with the check penalty

Barbarus:GAH

Barbarus:ignore that

Miron:Fine, Miron takes 10 for 10 points on climb, scaling the wall, or aat least trying to

Barbarus:"Who's staying outside, then?"

Gnogglebolt:"Aren't we all going in?"

TMG:danman; ah


 * Barbarus points at the mule.

TMG:climb is str-based

TMG:and also has armor check penalty

TMG:calculate it


 * Thomas Lazarus stows his equipment and holds the rope.

VAE:well, he has no str bonus, and has studded leather on, IIRC

Dr. Hatari:Did Miron make it, is what I'm waiting for. ^^;

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt follows Barbaru's finger. "...Oh."

TMG:studdend leather is -1

TMG:so Miron's result on taking 10 is 9

Dr. Hatari:Unlesss it's masterwork.

TMG:unless it's mwk studded leather

VAE:it's normal on

VAE:one


 * Liatai coughs.

Miron:Hmm, nothin' here folks!

Dr. Hatari:?Miron:Just some oil, flint and a lamp... and tons of bird crap that smells something fiendish

Gnogglebolt:"It's not actually the cave?" Gnogglebolt calls up.


 * Thomas Lazarus sighs with relief. "Thank goodness.."

Miron:Miron, with expression of disgust, searches through the repugnant place taking 10 for 17 pts on search

Barbarus:Meanwhile. :.

Thomas Lazarus:"Bring the oil, I think, and we'll search the perimeter brother."

Liatai:The lantern, flint, and oil are the only things he finds outside of the cave, except for two days' trail rations.

Barbarus:« 1d20+4 = 3 + 4 = 7 » Spot on the depth of this water? :V

Barbarus:« 1d20+2 = 15 + 2 = 17 » Will save!

Miron:He takes the stuff. , " Someone down there, throw me a bag

Miron:No way i'm puting these into my pockets

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt tosses a spare sack up

Thomas Lazarus:"..Heh.."

Barbarus:"Ladies! Gentlemen!"

Barbarus:"Please form an orderly line over to this location. :o

Barbarus:"Miron:Miron stuffs the loot into the sack, makiing sure not to touch it more than needed, then desceends taking another 9

Barbarus:"For I do believe I've found the cave!"

Miron:He has a slightly greenish hue

Gnogglebolt:"Hmm? I was about to suggest we start moving the boulders.."


 * Barbarus presents the boulder stack, ta-da!

Miron:Screw this... i have fought zombies bloated from lying in the riiver... but even they didn't smell this bad

Gnogglebolt:"If anything, this -is- the source of bad water, and we need to shut it down."


 * Thomas Lazarus grimaces slightly at the creek. "But.. that water turned that creature berserk in moments. Dare we plunge into it again?"

Gnogglebolt:"So we need to get past these boulders."

Barbarus:Barbie draws a dagger, and tosses it onto the boulder pile.

Liatai:The dagger vanishes!

Thomas Lazarus:"!"

Miron:I'll bee glad to plunge anywhere to clean off th bird crap

Miron:Wait a moment!

Gnogglebolt:"What the?!"

Thomas Lazarus:"I.. I see. A glamour of some kind."

Barbarus:[1d20+3

Barbarus:« 1d20+3 = 20 + 3 = 23 »

Miron:« 1d20+9 = 17 + 9 = 26 » Spellcraft

Tathi:Tathi notes the magical effect. « 1d20+14 = 16 + 14 = 30 » Knowledge, Arcane! +1 if it's evocation!

Barbarus:"Honduras, come!"

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt moves forward, and tries to touch one of the boulders.

Liatai:Spellcraft instead, Tathi. :P

Miron:A Major Image spell, folks


 * Barbarus grabs a sunrod from the package, and starts poking the boulders.

Miron:Whoever threw this down, must be a decent magician

Barbarus:"Start grabbing sticks and poking!"

Miron:Even the young lady here can't compare.

Barbarus:"We're looking for traps."

Liatai:Anything that touches the boulders goes straight through.

Tathi:« 1d20+11 = 13 + 11 = 24 » spellcraft!

Barbarus:« 1d20+4 = 15 + 4 = 19 » Search!

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt looks in amazement as his hand passes right through the boulder.

Thomas Lazarus:"..Alright. This will be easier than expected."

Liatai:Be right back, going to grab snacks. Talk amongst yourselves. :3

Gnogglebolt:"..Well. I suppose we don't have to spend time moving the boulders."

Miron:Now, pity you don't have more of those devices

Tathi:"Don't be silly, gnome. It's just major image. Illusion, and a simple one at that."

Miron:Tossing one in to smoke them out like te vermin they are

Barbarus:"I don't see anyone helping me look for traps!"

Barbarus:"Hint. Hint."

Tathi:"Advice. You are a rogue. Search for traps."

Barbarus:"Fact, I'm four and a half feet tall."

Miron:Wait a moment... does this place have more exits than one?

Barbarus:"Can't reach the ceiling."

Thomas Lazarus:"I.. I'm not really worried about a druid building traps with triggers on the ceiling. ^^;"

Miron:If not... we might try smoking them out... i'm sure you'd be able to throw smething such together, Gnogglebolt!

Elros:"If none of us hit the ceiling, I doubt it will be an issue anyway."\

Barbarus:"Fact of life."

Gnogglebolt:"I need days, or at the very least, hours to 'throw something together'!"

Barbarus:"People very rarely look directly up."


 * Thomas Lazarus sweatdrops.

Gnogglebolt:"And I don't exactly have materials on hand."

TMG:..erg.

TMG:Get Honduras out of there.

Miron:*looks sadder* Hmm... pity your way of doing things is so much slower than magic... it's so interestng

TMG:Can't impersonate token. -_-

Tathi:"Search for traps, kitty."

Liatai:Back, and reading up.

Thomas Lazarus:"..If.. I may be so bold. The witch and her fiends could be just around the corner, and the glamour, if any indication, is to a narrow passage."

Thomas Lazarus:"Let's form up before pressing in, three abreast."

Ghostwish:Shush thomas, your logic and common sense have no place here.

Miron:indeed.. we stand better chance if we can force them out somehow

Dr. Hatari:I know let's set the dungeon on fire. |B

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt just shakes his head. "Okay. Hold on." He goes and retrieves his grappling hook and rope, and replaces the hook with a weighted stone. The rope now has a stone tied on one end. Gnogglebolt returns to the boulders, and stars chucking the stone at the walls and ceiling, and pulls it back with the rope, to see if anything happens.

Gnogglebolt:"How's this for checking for traps?"

Ghostwish:BRILLIANT.

Barbarus:"Activating any triggers that might be there, or at least learning where they are."

Tathi:"Oh, wonderful gnogglebolt." Tathi says, dripping with sarcasm. "How about we all scream at the top of our lungs to? Or has your method sufficiently announced our presence?"

Liatai:Brilliant, indeed! But you find no traps. :3

Miron:Good insight! Though, magical traps can detect the essence of liife in the triggering object

Gnogglebolt:"Precicely."

Barbarus:"Ideally, this would be done from several feet away."

Barbarus:"Congratulations, no traps."

Ghostwish:was calling Hatari's idea brilliant, by the way. :P

Miron:Young miss Tathi.. might you volunteer your rat to do that sort of a check?

Gnogglebolt:"If the witch doesn't know we're here already, then we have overestimated her. Okay. Nothing is there that can be activatded by a weighted stone hitting it."

Tathi:The look that Tathi and Kor just gave Miron would make a medusa flinch.

Gnogglebolt:"Let's just go."


 * Thomas Lazarus gives the passage a hapless look. Before meeting these people, he didn't think he was impatient.. o.o;

Miron:.... It was just a suggestion!

Dr. Hatari:Also I'd like to establish that a mule/horse represents a 1x2 space, so Hondorus shouldn't be as disruptive to marching order as his token is. :B

Barbarus:"Honduras in front, as always, brawlers behind him, and archers behind them, and spellcasters behind them?"


 * Dr. Hatari squints slightly. "I.. I suppose."

TMG:hatari; that was in 3.0, and they changed it for 3.5 One of the things I actually liked better about 3.0, but eh. That and MT can't support oddly-shaped tokens. I even asked about it on the forums.

Gnogglebolt:"Alright, let's go."

Liatai:Form up!

Dr. Hatari:What? I checked the mounted combat rules a few days ago for 3.5 and they themselves comment on a horse being a 1x2 space. :.

TMG:really? o.O

TMG:where?

Miron:Miron goes to the front, and well away from Tathi. For such a young girl, she's scary sometimes

TMG:The concept of "size" and "size (long)" is gone from 3.5...

Dr. Hatari:I don't know who said that.

Dr. Hatari:*sigh* It's totally irrelevant right now. :B

TMG:said what?

Liatai:Everyone splishes in the shallow creek as it laps around their calves (and thighs, in the case of the gnomes).

Barbarus:"Elros, why are you with the spell casters? :B"

Miron:Miron uses this fact to wash his hands of the er.. guano?

Gnogglebolt:"Rear guard. It's okay."

Barbarus:« 1d20+3 = 16 + 3 = 19 » :O

Dr. Hatari:Guano is from bats, I believe. Unless it extends to birds?

Barbarus:"Honduras, forward?"

Liatai:The cave interior is dark. Prep your light sources. :3

VAE:The word "guano" originates from the Quichua language of the Inca civilization and means "the droppings of sea birds".

VAE:wiki

Elros:"Apparently, I've been placed here. Perhaps I ought to move up though."

Elros:Or rear guard works too.

Miron:Miron pulls out the everburniing torch he got last time

Dr. Hatari:The More You Know. *rainbow*


 * Barbarus cracks his sunrod!

Gnogglebolt:"Only one of us needs to hold the torch. Who will it be?"

Gnogglebolt:"Who always has one hand free?"

Barbarus:"Yo."

Gnogglebolt:"Ah. that works too. Okay, proceed!"

Miron:I can't shoot worth a damn, anyways

Barbarus:« 1d20+4 = 14 + 4 = 18 » Spot. « 1d20+5 = 8 + 5 = 13 » Listen. :O

VAE:hmm, do we see her?

VAE:and furthermore does she see us?

Liatai:Hold on, hold on, lag!

Liatai:Laaaaaaag!

Liatai:Let me type! XD

Miron:« 1d20+3 = 18 + 3 = 21 » Spot « 1d20+5 = 14 + 5 = 19 » Listen

Liatai:STOP WITH THE CHECKS FOR TWO SECONDS. XD

Liatai:The first thing you see?

Liatai:A WALL OF SMOKE.

Liatai:All shapes beyond it are indistinct and hazy.

Miron:Hmm... are you sure fighting in here is the best tactics?

Miron:A siege might be better, for al i know

Tathi:"You ask like we have a choice."

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt whispers, "Do we exactly have any other choice?"

Liatai:You hear flames crackling from the east, and water flowing to the north.

Miron:Young miss, even the most powerful evil wizard has to eat sometimes

Miron:more so if he commands voracious beasts

Tathi:"We're dealing with druids, Miron. No one can break seiges better than they."


 * Thomas Lazarus sighs.

Barbarus:One moment.

Elros:"And even if we tried, we don't know for sure that there isn't another exit to this cave."

Gnogglebolt:"Unless we can get rid of this smoke, we just have to go through it. Hold your breath, everyone..." Gnogglebolt says, still whispering

Miron:I am not saying it's ideal... but then, in this mess... guess whose senses are sharper, your or the wolves?

Thomas Lazarus:"Guard up. Let's get this over with before they sneak out." Tom takes a full defense action and prepares to follow suit close behind Honduras. Who, for the life of him, Tom still cannot figure out why is leading. :B

Liatai:« 1d20+2 = 16 + 2 = 18 » « 1d20+2 = 11 + 2 = 13 »

Tathi:« 1d20+11 = 1 + 11 = 12 » spellcraft! -5 if its necromancy or illusion, +2 if it's evocation! to see what that fog is.

Tathi:HERPDERP

TMG:because, if what Meany was brainstorming awhile ago is true, catfolk treat their mules as expendable

TMG:because they can't sire offsrping anyway x3

Miron:« 1d20+9 = 20 + 9 = 29 » Spellcraft too

Dr. Hatari:I thought - ohhh.

Dr. Hatari:I getcha.

TMG:(and also a hand excuse for eliminating them once we get higher level)

TMG:*handy

Ghostwish:woooow.. 1 and a 20. XD

TMG:So, if everone's ready, DM moves everyone forward?

VAE:waait.. so he was all mother hen about them... and suddenly decides to make them expendable?

Ghostwish:Uh, no? Rolls are on the table.


 * VAE is an irked lynx

TMG:well, not "expendable" so much as "they are allowed to die gloriously in battle" :B

TMG:I was paraphrasing.

Barbarus: (( What Tech said. ))

Dr. Hatari:You can use it in combat without abusing it in daily life making it run to exhaustion. :B

TMG:^ that too

Miron:And we are screwed... it's a magic sort of smoke... i hope you haven't eaten anything heavy in the morning

Miron:It tends to get people's guts in knots...never mind the obvious concealment benefit

Gnogglebolt:"Just hold your breath and plug your nose. Go." Gnogglebolt does so to himself, with his crossbow out and loaded in another hand

Tathi:"That is not how it works, Gnogglebolt!" Tathi hisses.

Miron:Indeed... never mind that the bears or wolves she keeps won't have trouble tracking us by smell and sound

Gnogglebolt:"Fine then, just go anyway!" Gnogglebolt hisses back. "We can't waste time! Everyone stop talking and go!" He gets his crossbow ready and goes forward whether anyone else does or not

Barbarus:« 1d20+3 = 4 + 3 = 7 »

TMG:For once, even -i- have to say, 'why the hell are we still talking about this' xD

Kethanis Whitebranch:"Time is not something you can waste, friend."

VAE:because walking in is terminlly stupid?

Ghostwish:Every dog has its day. :P

Honduras:Yeah, hail nah am I going in there. >:[

TMG:Erg. Fine.

Dr. Hatari:We don't have an alternative.

Tathi:« 1d20+14 = 9 + 14 = 23 » Knowledge, Arcane! +1 if it's evocation! of ways to dispel this.

VAE:we do... sieging it

TMG:Tabbing out until everyone figures out what to do. In the meantime, I fully expect a certain drow to get speared suddenly,and yes, I know he's not here. :B

Dr. Hatari:... Are you serious?

VAE:indeed... if it has no other entrances (which we should try to find (scouts?)

Dr. Hatari:We can't siege a druid in a forest cave behind a wall of smoke.

MeanyOwl:Barbie failed the check. Honduras isn't moving unless Kethanis tries.

Dr. Hatari:She's immune to siege. :P

VAE:that's silly

TMG:...

TMG:who's talking about--oh.

TMG:Danman, hatari is right.

TMG:No siege.

TMG:Storm.

Dr. Hatari:She has literally infinite food and water.

TMG:Only option.

VAE:infinite water nly

VAE:the stuff living there eats MEAT

Tathi:"Hey."

MeanyOwl is disconnected.

MeanyOwl is disconnected.

TMG:It's either charge in or go home at this point

Tathi:"It's going to be gone soon. Hold your horses gnome."

Tathi:And then Tathi waits, oh, about 18 seconds.

Dr. Hatari:Besides, you do the dungeon. That's kind of the gentleman's rule. :P

VAE:?VAE:wtf

Dr. Hatari:Nevermind.

Liatai:x3Liatai:And sure enough, the wall of smoke wavers, and fades.

Tathi:Tathi snaps her fingers, and smirks.

Thomas Lazarus:"... ... ... Oh." he squints.

Miron:Now, this helps

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt stares ahead.

Tathi:"I realized it wasn't permanent."

Miron:Young lady, i bow to your skill

Gnogglebolt:and sights his crossbow around the waists of the people in front of him.

Meany has connected.

TMG:whispering...

Tathi:She just shrugs, but does a little courtsey.

TMG:wait, last line you saw, meany?

Miron:And *now* we should actually charge before she realises.

Dr. Hatari:Okay. Sensory info available? Should we be shutting up in the face of cackling antagonists? :o

Meany:Dr. Hatari: We can't siege a druid in a forest cave behind a wall of smoke. MeanyOwl: Barbie failed the check. Honduras isn't moving unless Kethanis tries. Dr. Hatari: She's immune to siege. :P

Miron:As the smoke clears, Miron does another « 1d20+3 = 9 + 3 = 12 » Spot

Barbarus:« 1d20+4 = 11 + 4 = 15 » Spot. « 1d20+5 = 20 + 5 = 25 » Listen. :o

Freida Briarclaw:The sensory info available to those with low-light or darkvision is that there is a woman sitting on a stone pillar, surrounded by water that has a faint mist curling across its surface. Her eyes are closed, and she appears to be meditating. A humongous black wolf sits nearby, standing guard.

Miron:Oh, i think she's there

Gnogglebolt:Gnome has lowlight :o


 * Barbarus relays this information. :O

Miron:Wait a moment, i have a surprise for her

Barbarus:"Hold up."

Miron:She's a magician, right?

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt whispers.

Barbarus:"Something's on fire in here."

Gnogglebolt:"She's just...sitting there."

VAE:preemptive Silence :3

Gnogglebolt:"And there's something very large next to her."

Barbarus:"Less worry about the wolf. More worry about the very large fire directly to our right."

Barbarus:"And...out of the water, there's something in it. :O"

Dr. Hatari:AFK, 2 shakes! Important call.

Barbarus:"Something alive."

Gnogglebolt:"um...right. Everyone with a ranged weapon, get ready to shoot her. Normally I'd ask for surrender, but she's either -clearly- waiting for us and resolved for this battle, or far, far stupider than we've been led to believe. Gnogglebolt kneels down, and sights downrange with his crossbow.

Barbarus:...

Miron:In that case, wait a moment

Tathi:Tathi has her wand ready.


 * Barbarus reaches back, and Gibbs slaps Gnogglebolt. >:[

Miron:This should, at the least, mess up their communication

Freida Briarclaw:"Must it come to battle?" the woman asks, projecting down the tunnel.

Gnogglebolt:"Gaaaaar, I knew it."

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt is immobile for a moment. "...Well, if you're entertaining the option, no, not necessairyl." Gnogglebolt calls back.

Gnogglebolt:"You can surrender. We will take you to justice."

Freida Briarclaw:"Come closer. Gimatha will behave herself." The woman smiles and gestures at the cavern around her.

Gnogglebolt:"I honestly don't expect you will actually concede, but there you go."

Miron:Saint Cuthbert, one who listens to the wronged, let their voices overwhelm the words of our damned foes. Silence if i may, centered on the druidess in a 20ft radius, DC 15 i believe

Liatai:... really? :B

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt's crossbow is still leveled, and he's still kneeled.

Dr. Hatari:They do this every fight. Probably really. :B

VAE:400 ft range ithas

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt suddenly snaps at Miron. "NO! wait--"

Gnogglebolt:"Are you -deaf-, Miron?"

VAE:i mean, if anything it will mess up her communication with the beasts

TMG:danman!

VAE:*headdesks*

TMG:We're in the middle of TALKING to her!

Freida Briarclaw:"Such hostility." The woman sighs. "Won't you lay down your weapons and come closer to discuss this?"

VAE:I. Need. Tea.

TMG:Oh. xP

Barbarus:« 1d20+4 = 18 + 4 = 22 » Spot check on that snake.

VAE:Wait.. how canshe still talk?

Freida Briarclaw:"Come, there are ways that we can both benefit from this."

VAE:or did she make a save? or did it never happen?

TMG:because she was talking BEFORE you cast the spell


 * VAE is connfused now

TMG:and we're saying it never happened

Liatai:I assumed you didn't take the action.

VAE:but .. sehe still is... OK

VAE:uff

VAE:though, it still might be a bad idea

Liatai:And yes, Barbarus, you see the snake.

Barbarus:"Thomas."

Barbarus:"Don't. Panic."

Miron:Miron stopped, mid-prayer

Liatai:Hatari's AFK. ^^;

Gnogglebolt:"...No, I'm good right here, thanks. As long as we can communicate, proximity is not needed."

Thomas Lazarus:"--I see it."

Barbarus:« 1d20+4 = 6 + 4 = 10 » Knowledge Nature. :o

Miron:No, woman... you come out and tak to us.

Gnogglebolt:"You've hurt a lot of people, miss."

Gnogglebolt:"Do you have anything to say for yourself?"

Miron:We arern't such fools so as to fight you on your own terms.

Gnogglebolt:Crossbow is still leveled. Also readied to fire if -anything- goes wrong.

Miron:Come now, and i promise you a fair trial.

Freida Briarclaw:"I am giving you a chance to resolve this without a fight. Do you not hear me?"

Barbarus:"Just such fools as to fight you in your own home."

Barbarus:"No, the gnome really doesn't."

Barbarus:"He's a bit...special."


 * Thomas Lazarus works his jaw slowly. "..."

Gnogglebolt:"I am hearing you, that's the point. So go ahead. What's this 'chance' you're talking about? No guarantees about taking it."

Miron:And how is this "resolution" of yours supposedd to be like?

TMG:barb; -which-gnome?! xD

TMG:Gha!

Thomas Lazarus:"Why! Why are you doing this? What's the point of wanton slaughter? Why did you defect from your grove?"

Freida Briarclaw:"Besides, as you can see. It would take far more effort for me to come to you than for you to take a few steps closer." She gestures at the pillar she is sitting on.

Barbarus:Which gnome indeed.

Barbarus::BTMG:I hate it when people say 'the gnome' nowadays!

Freida Briarclaw:"Wanton?"

Miron:Hm, i suspect by "resolved without a fight" she means killing us by surprise

Miron:*smiles*

Freida Briarclaw:"Poor soul, you don't see. But I would be happy to enlighten you."

Barbarus: (( My knowledge roll produced no info on the snake? ))


 * Thomas Lazarus takes a step forward with a small splash.

Barbarus:"Tom, no!"

Barbarus:"That snake's venemous!"

Gnogglebolt:"So go ahead. 'enlighten' us. Why have you hurt people like you do--Thomas!"

Thomas Lazarus:"Maybe it's not wanton then! Maybe it's directed!" He holds his left arm aloft, dangling the rosary he has kept wrapped around it.

Miron:Your people, ,and your beasts ave almost killed us on epeat occasions. If we were to come closer, we'd have o have you raven droppings instead of a brain

Thomas Lazarus:"What's the meaning of it?!"

Barbarus:« 1d20+3 = 9 + 3 = 12 » !


 * Freida Briarclaw sighs. "So mistrustful..."

Thomas Lazarus:"What could you possibly hope to get out of killing someone who has done nothing but guide their flock?!"

Miron:... Really? Saint Cuthbert teaches that even under the mantle of righteous can beat the heart of darkness

Freida Briarclaw:"Don't you see? 'Flock.'"

Miron:What then of a person that has overtly opposed us ffor the last week or so?

Freida Briarclaw:"So content, people are... so seperated from the grand dance of predator and prey. They have let themselves fall."

Miron:Seriously, miss... if you think you had a *suggestion* spell going, it has worn off

Freida Briarclaw:"And those that fall... become prey for those that are strong enough to know their place."

Gnogglebolt:"Look, miss. You summon these foul beasts and set them upon innocent villages. You got Granch redmaw's gang into capturing people to be given to you. I'm not hearing any justification, nor am I hearing this vaunted 'chance of peaceful resolution'."

Freida Briarclaw:"You have not let me offer it."

Gnogglebolt:"Yes, I did, but I will again. Let's hear it. What's this 'offer'?"

Freida Briarclaw:"I could only give it to you had you come to the headwaters here... which you have refused."

Miron:You are wrong, for such is the way of chaos.. a way to a short, nasty and brutish life

Gnogglebolt:"...Oh, ha-ha."

Gnogglebolt:"Give me one good reason why I should trust it's not a trap, from our point of view."

Miron:The people of law, civilisation, they work together, producing that which those who kill and devour heir own could never dream of


 * Thomas Lazarus trembles slightly. He's seething, and only half-hearing her words.

Freida Briarclaw:"I have not tried to kill you yet, even though you stand in the wolf's den itself."

Barbarus:"She's right."

Freida Briarclaw:"Do you not think I could do so easily?"

Barbarus:"That snake hasn't tried killing us yet."

Miron:And i haven't cast my spell either

Gnogglebolt:"Yes, actually."

Miron:Barbarus... it's called strategy


 * Thomas Lazarus snaps his head back to the others. "Ready your counterspells and aim your bolts."

Miron:There arer many books about it n our library

Gnogglebolt:"I do believe you can't kill us easily--yet."

Thomas Lazarus:"I want to hear what she has to say before this happens."

Freida Briarclaw:"Such overconfidence."

Miron:*silently* She's trying to buy time, i think

Barbarus:"Wolf, getting closer."

Gnogglebolt:"So, if your offer can't even be given, it's back to mine."

Gnogglebolt:"Suddender now, or--"

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt looks between miron and Barbarus.

Gnogglebolt:"I suppose that's your answer, then."

Freida Briarclaw:"Gimatha is protective."

Miron:Oh, miss... what about the peacefully looking wolf of yours?

Freida Briarclaw:"She understands your words, and does not like your tone."

Barbarus:"Well, I'm a cat. She wouldn't like me any way."

Gnogglebolt:"last chance, woman. I'm not going to ask again. You may surrender now, or not."

Freida Briarclaw:"Or your scent, as you have slain many of her children."

Gnogglebolt:"Make your choice."

Miron:*sighs* This charade is an insult to anyone's intellect. Her bloody children tried to kill us and our mules

Dr. Hatari:... Oh wow.

Dr. Hatari:I thought Gimatha was a king cobra until like 2 seconds ago. :B

Ghostwish:XPMiron:Look, in the name of the Leaden Mace, i am giving you the last chance.

Freida Briarclaw:The druid sighs... and then the bird seated in front of her flies away as she raises her hands. The swirling mists rise and enshroud her. "So be it."

Miron:Either come out of there, or tell us some justtification for your deeds up to now.

Gnogglebolt:"Vigilant Guardians, fire at will!"

Tathi:Tathi just snorts softly. "Let's kill the bitch."

Barbarus:"I...apologize for my compatriot's seeming mixed motives."

Gnogglebolt:Readied action go!

Freida Briarclaw:« 1d20+2 = 15 + 2 = 17 » initiative!

Miron:You have broken... about 14 laws of Akellonn and various provinces

Barbarus:"They're not used to this professionalism thing. =3="

Gnogglebolt:Attack: « 1d20+5 = 14 + 5 = 19 »!

Thomas Lazarus:Thomas winds his left arm and catches its rosary. He grips the fallen sister's symbol tightly. Init! « 1d20 = 11 »

Liatai:Roll damage -- and we're using the same initiative.

Gnogglebolt:And then init: « 1d20+1 = 5 + 1 = 6 »

Dr. Hatari:Ah. Whoops. :B

Tathi:« 1d4+1+1d4+1 = 2 + 1 + 3 + 1 = 7 » magic missile damage!

Dr. Hatari:Disregard init then.

VAE:oh, the nice spell *did * get cast?

Gnogglebolt:ah, « 1d6 = 4 » crossbow damage!

VAE:sweet.. i had it essentially readied then

VAE:oh crap

VAE:it's some mist there

TMG:ah yes, now Miron's silence spell can fire?

Barbarus:"Tom, venemous snake at two o'clock."

VAE:yeah.. he's just witheelding the last words of the prayer anyways

VAE:radius 20, centered on her

Dr. Hatari:Hm.. I suppose Tom can't do anything since I didn't declare ready. ^^;

Freida Briarclaw:The mist rises... and then Tathi's spell hits. The bolts are deflected by some strange force... but what's the save for Silence?

VAE:i think DC 15

VAE:level of spell 2, his Wis is 3

Freida Briarclaw:What SAVE. XP Fort, Will?

VAE:will

TMG:did any of the NPCs have readied actions to fire, too?

Freida Briarclaw:« 1d20+8 = 18 + 8 = 26 » Will save.

Dr. Hatari:You can target silence on immobile objects and give them no opporunity to save, you know.

Dr. Hatari:Nevermind. :B

VAE:argh!

Freida Briarclaw:« 1d20+12 = 20 + 12 = 32 » Concentration...

VAE:not what i intended

VAE:i wanted to add my area to it too then

Liatai:You centered it on her, it was negated. No area.

VAE:ohDr. Hatari:..Exactly.. x3


 * Liatai shoos the spell. Shoo, shoo~

VAE:but it affects everything in there !?

Liatai:Nope.

Liatai:She saved.

Liatai:No spell.

Liatai:Poof.

Liatai:Gone.

Liatai:Bye-bye.

Liatai:Thanks for playing. :B

Meany:You lose!

Ghostwish:*inserts quarters?*

Dr. Hatari:You target it on an object. If the object was a person, they can save negate it. If you target it on a stone and throw the stone, they're screwed.

Meany:Good -day- sir!

Dr. Hatari:Hahahaha

VAE:ouch

VAE:*headdesks*


 * Liatai shoos the spell again~


 * Dr. Hatari noms Meany for the reference.

Dr. Hatari::BTMG:Heck, it even says you can target and empty point in space

TMG:*an

VAE:i wanted to target it on her general location...oh well... great, i'm aa honking idiot

VAE:I thought you can *only* target spacee

VAE:and so making it obvious ,... *double facepaw*

Dr. Hatari:There are two versions. Targeting them is harder to get rid of, of course, since they can't discard/escape it.

Tathi has received initiative.

Liatai:« 1d20+2 = 3 + 2 = 5 »

VAE:This has to get a *negative* award.... most egregious waste of a spell slot through dumb formmulation

Tathi:Tathi grits her teeth, and aims for the cobr- er, wolf instead! Melt it, or you shall perish.

Ghostwish:Erk, wrong copy paste XD

Tathi:« 1d4+1+1d4+1 = 1 + 1 + 4 + 1 = 7 » magic missile damage!

Dr. Hatari:You didn't have an encyclopedic knowledge of a 3.5 spell. That's nothing to fret about. All of us make mistakes every session. ^^;

Miron:Miron facepalms... ^^' Now... this wasn't exactly the smartest use of that spell...

Tathi:And then she moves to make her less likely to get kerblewied by a spell.

Tathi:End turn!

Liatai:Question. Is force damage subject to damage reduction? And roll a caster level check, Tathi.

VAE:Hatari... i did it with the EFFING PHB OPEN IN FRONT OF ME

Dr. Hatari:It is not.

Dr. Hatari:VAE: Oh. :.

VAE:i mean, how much *worse* does an error get

TMG:Nope. If DR is versus a material, any magic automatically bypasses it

TMG:for example, DR/adamantie is also bypassed by any energy damage

Liatai:Ghost?

Liatai:Caster level check. :3

Dr. Hatari:Force damage would be subject to energy resistance ... well ... if there were energy resistance against force. None canonically exists.

Tathi:DURNIT. XD

Tathi:« 1d20+5 = 14 + 5 = 19 » caster check, evocation!

VAE:the whole purposee of the spell was to get her down from the bloody thing

VAE:oh well, i can cast one more

Gimatha:The spell slams into the wolf's hide, but it seems to pay little heed.

Meany:Cast it on her danged shoes!

Meany::BEdaric has received initiative.

VAE:go to arse,owl... i know i am a medical idiot

TMG:Possesed objects get saving throws, I believe ^^;

TMG:that's the usual rule


 * Liatai pokes Tech. Bard time. :B

Dr. Hatari:There is a lulzy story involving silence I will tell some time. Now is not that time.

TMG:ah!

TMG:Sorry

Dr. Hatari:x3Edaric:Lute, and inspire courage once more!

Edaric:end turn

Kethanis Whitebranch has received initiative.

Faerie:The snake. Should we be worried about that?

Dr. Hatari:I'm not, really. It could probably bite someone without metal legs, though. We'll see.


 * Kethanis Whitebranch has a serious, calmly angry expression on his face, if anyone happens to be looking.

Dr. Hatari:Oh! Now might be a good time for entangling that horrible deathbeast in the back. While we buff and trim lesser minions. ^^;

Dr. Hatari:As long as we don't end up timing it so it impedes us in the final approach, too. :B


 * Faerie thinks

Faerie:Ah, yes.

Faerie:...


 * Faerie has never cast a spell before. Is a d20 action?

Dr. Hatari:No variables. Just target, boom.

TMG:the target, however, may make a roll

VAE:hatari, not quite.. .lotsa spells do need a roll

Dr. Hatari:Atleast, Kethanis' spells rarely have variables.

VAE:it dependss what he's castin

Dr. Hatari:Right.

Meany:Also.

Meany:Don't forget the fire. :B

VAE:also, theres' no bloody way i am using b85 for my game

TMG:if you're not sure, read the spell description in the PHB

VAE:i am beginning to hate it with meh essence

Dr. Hatari:Fire... I'm sorry, I must have missed it.

Dr. Hatari:What fire, Meany?

VAE:annd now i soundlike the owl

Meany:Barbie told y'all, of a huge fire down the east pathway. :O

TMG:danman; stop complaining to us and post on the RPtools forums! They may be able to fix it

Kethanis Whitebranch:Kethanis thiks it might be a good idea to hold the rather large, angry looking wolf sort of thing back. And so casts entangle upon it.

VAE:yesh, right, they might be able to fix it in how many versions ?

Gimatha:The wolf snarls; « 1d20+7 = 2 + 7 = 9 »

Dr. Hatari:Score.

Gimatha:And is held fast!

TMG:Uh, ONE?

TMG:I've been watching the threads!

TMG:Someone reports a bug, they fix it!

Liatai:Guys.

Dr. Hatari:C'mon.

TMG:yes, sorry lia

Liatai:Please take MapTool version discussion to IRC.

TMG:danman, just stop brining it up here

Liatai:You too, Tech.

VAE:yeah, because it's not like it isn't annoying me all th time

Liatai:« 1d20+4 = 2 + 4 = 6 »

Liatai:« 1d20+4 = 19 + 4 = 23 »

Liatai:« 1d20+4 = 1 + 4 = 5 »

Freida Briarclaw:« 1d20+4 = 1 + 4 = 5 »

Dr. Hatari:Perhaps we'll get lucky and Freida will fail a concentration check thanks to the entangle? ^^;

Freida Briarclaw:The vines snake along every surface; from under the water, up the pillars, along the walls! They shrink a little from your foe's aura of mist, but manage to hold her, her wolf, and all but one raven firm.

Dr. Hatari:Well.. DC 15.. Ehhhn.. probably not happening. ^^;

Istral:The snake bites at Thomas! « 1d20+4 = 3 + 4 = 7 »

Briarclaw Druid:And a woman steps around the corner, hands blazing with bright flames.


 * Thomas Lazarus doesn't deign to move out of the way. Little snake you have been DISSED.

Briarclaw Druid:« 1d20+3 = 9 + 3 = 12 » ranged touch attack on Thomas for « 1d6+2 = 3 + 2 = 5 » fire damage!

Briarclaw Druid:She hurls a ball of flame through the air straight toward the priest!

Dr. Hatari:Hm. Tom did have a full-defense upon entering the cave.. but that has probably exited play post-discussion.


 * Thomas Lazarus takes a wad of flaming atmosphere to the chestplate! "Tsschh!!"


 * Freida Briarclaw raised an eyebrow at the vines... before quickly becoming ensnared. She pushes some vines aside... « 1d20+12 = 6 + 12 = 18 » Concentration check!

Freida Briarclaw:From outside the cave, you can hear the wind starting to pick up as she chants...

Gimatha:The wolf, meanwhile, starts trying to tear plants out by their roots. « 1d20+5 = 18 + 5 = 23 »

Fiendish Raven 1:The one free raven attempts to fly away.

Aelian has received initiative.

Aelian:The ranger takes aim at the newly appeared druid, and lets fly! He fires off a quick volley! « 1d20+7 = 2 + 7 = 9 » for « 1d8+1 = 5 + 1 = 6 » and « 1d20+7 = 11 + 7 = 18 » for « 1d8+1 = 4 + 1 = 5 »! (bardsong)

Aelian:And then takes a five foot step, trying to break up this cluster of 'please kill me' PCs.

Ghostwish:afk, bio. :>

Briarclaw Druid:One arrow hits the druid square in the thigh.

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.

Thomas Lazarus:Concentration « 1d20+8 = 20 + 8 = 28 »

Liatai:Divine conviction!

Thomas Lazarus:"..The time is night to avenge what has been lost and see to the protection of this land.. please, look over us sister. By your mercy, m'Lord.." Tom's soft chant is punctuated by a sheath of light racing over each and every friendly body present. (Casting Divine Protection. Everyone recieves +1 deflection AC and +1 to saving throws.)


 * Thomas Lazarus opens his eyes and advances on the visible druid.

Thomas Lazarus:Probably provoking from snake.y

Briarclaw Hunter:And is promptly greeted by an arrow. « 1d20+5 = 20 + 5 = 25 »

Briarclaw Hunter:Confirm - « 1d20+5 = 11 + 5 = 16 »

Dr. Hatari:Bro'd!

Istral:And snakey. « 1d20+4 = 15 + 4 = 19 »


 * Thomas Lazarus staggers back slightly, but the wound was not mortal!

TMG:COME AT ME BRO - part five x3

Briarclaw Hunter:« 1d6+1 = 4 + 1 = 5 » damage!

Briarclaw Hunter:ARROW'D!

Luethil Aellonor has received initiative.


 * Luethil Aellonor seems somewhat more concerned with the viper than the priest was. She lunges out of formation and rushes over to smash the thing! « 1d20+7 = 7 + 7 = 14 » « 1d6+3 = 5 + 3 = 8 »

Meany:Is the Tom/Druid action considered a melee yet? :o

Istral:Sploosh! The club hits the water, but no snakey.

Dr. Hatari:Nah. The second druid shot.

Elros has received initiative.

Dr. Hatari:Tom hasn't swung, the first druid cast.

Dr. Hatari:No penalties.

Meany:Hello?

Dr. Hatari:Hello.

Meany:Lagged. :D

Elros:Elros draws his swords, moving to attack the snake as well. « 1d20+8 = 7 + 8 = 15 » and +1 from flanking

Istral:Those swords manage to hit!

Elros:for « 1d8+3 = 3 + 3 = 6 » assuming it hits.

Dr. Hatari:+2 from flankin. ^^;

Briarclaw Druid:"Istral!"

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.

Meany is disconnected.

Dr. Hatari:Hm.

Faerie:Oh, whup. Well, hit anyway. ^^;

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt moves to the side, and is slighty worried that Thomas is so close to the last druid, but goes ahead with his plan anyway. He pulls out the second yellow stone and chucks it.

TMG:aiming for...

TMG:that corner of squares right there

Dr. Hatari:What's the AoE on those thingies?

TMG:10 feet

Liatai:I see it. Roll to see where it lands.

Dr. Hatari:Cool cool.

TMG:AC 5, so ranged attack roll with 20 ft increment...

VAE:umm.. tech?

VAE:it'd help if you had a map downn there

Gnogglebolt:Attack: « 1d20+2 = 10 + 2 = 12 »

TMG:Landed where I wanted it to ^^

TMG:Druid rolls DC 15 fort save! (and so does wolf)

Briarclaw Druid:CRACK! « 1d20+4 = 5 + 4 = 9 » Fort!

Meany has connected.

Gimatha:« 1d20+9 = 17 + 9 = 26 »

Dr. Hatari:Oh, spell failure in effect. :D

Briarclaw Hunter:« 1d20+4 = 6 + 4 = 10 »

Briarclaw Hunter:Two human voices, one male, one female, yell as the stone lets off a thundrous CRACK!

Jalzar has received initiative.

Gnogglebolt:The group is treated to yet another concussive THUD

Dr. Hatari:You secure connected, Meany?

Meany:No. :.

Meany:Never.

Dr. Hatari::OTMG:by the way

TMG:hunter and druid take -4 initiative

Dr. Hatari:Oh?

TMG:yup!

Dr. Hatari:..What a weird effect. :.

Dr. Hatari:But good.

TMG:must make a DC 15 Fortitude save or be deafened for 1 hour. A deafened creature, in addition to the obvious effects, takes a 4 penalty on initiative and has a 20% chance to miscast and lose any spell with a verbal

VAE:it;'s the lizard/s turn?

Meany:It makes people lazy!

Dr. Hatari:Indeed.

TMG:component that it tries to cast.

Meany:Oh no.

Meany::[Jalzar:The lizard advances and tries to smash the druid's skull « 1d20+6 = 5 + 6 = 11 »

Dr. Hatari:Whats up Meany?

Meany:Melee!

Jalzar:and ti fails as usual

Meany:D:Dr. Hatari:x3Barbarus has received initiative.

Dr. Hatari:Wellllll

Barbarus:« 1d20+3 = 1 + 3 = 4 »

Dr. Hatari:Barbarus could shift right and

TMG:Shoot at Briarcl---

Liatai:CLANK.

Dr. Hatari:Nevermind. :B

Honduras:Nonono.

Honduras:That's for my Handle Animal Check.

Dr. Hatari:Oh. x3

Dr. Hatari:Tom was about to RUE THIS DAY.


 * Honduras stays put. HEEHAW.

Barbarus:Shoot at whonow?

TMG:Shoot at the boss lady :B

Dr. Hatari:But yes. Barbarus could shift right and shoot at the 2nd druid, who is not in melee.

Freida Briarclaw:Do I look like a dragon?

Dr. Hatari:Orrr the giant wolf. Or the evil witch. Or the snake.

Dr. Hatari:It's all gravy, baby.

Briarclaw Hunter:Do I look like a druid? :/

Dr. Hatari:You got the long hair for it. Get a job! D:Liatai:XDGhostwish:*snrk*

Barbarus:GET A PROFESSION SKILL YOU EFFING HOBO.

Briarclaw Hunter:I HAVE one, actually, thank you very much. :B

Barbarus:Move action. :.

Briarclaw Hunter:Made my own armor.

Barbarus:And now, kill action.

Barbarus:« 1d20+4+mod = 16 + 4 + 1 = 21 » Fwip! Longbow arrow coming at you for « 1d8+modb = 5 + 1 = 6 » damage!

Dr. Hatari:..Wait what am I doing tanking with Tom.. Leuthil has like a million HP. D:Liatai:For who?

Barbarus:Hunter. :O


 * Briarclaw Hunter yells again, a tad too loudly.

Barbarus:Also, for reference.

Barbarus:Barbie's got his sunrod in his teeth.

Barbarus:End toin.

Dr. Hatari:Highly stylish. *thumbs up*

Barbarus:"Crudmuffins!"

Fiendish Wolf 5:Here comes the cavalry! And by cavalry, I mean, of course, more of Gimatha's children.

Miron has received initiative.

Miron:Miron is wiser, he repeats the same prayer, but this time throws it at the rocks on the pedestal the druidess is on

Freida Briarclaw:« 1d20+12 = 9 + 12 = 21 »

Miron:DC 15 i think, again, but this time it'll stay there

TMG:(report for everyone; danman and I have determined it is -not- b85, but danman's own machine that is causing the issue, it happens no matter what version is running. So he's stuck with it no matter what until he gets tech support :B)

TMG:Frieda doesn't get a save if it's on an object o.o

Freida Briarclaw:That was a Concentration check... now for Will. « 1d20+8 = 6 + 8 = 14 »

TMG:ohDr. Hatari:Hm. That's even more troublesome than if it were the version. Oh well.

Miron:And i guess that shut the hag up

Tathi has received initiative.

Tathi:« 1d4+1+1d4+1 = 3 + 1 + 2 + 1 = 7 » magic missile damage on that silly druid out in front. Boy, Tathi is just using her wand like crazy now a days.

Tathi:And then a five foot step forward, and done!

Edaric has received initiative.

VAE:she doess get a save to beat it, silly - it's an area effect

VAE:technically it sould affect the two ravens too

TMG:not byb the spell's -description :/

Liatai:You are so tempting me to give the next big bad a brooch of shielding. You have been warned.

Dr. Hatari:Hm.. rereading the spell, I guess our old party was actually wrong all along. :.

Ghostwish:Wand of scorching ray, coming up. >:P

Dr. Hatari:x3VAE:so do giive it to her/him... makes for more of a challenge

Liatai:Bard time!


 * Meany attacks VAE with duct tape.

TMG:hatari; huh?

TMG:what do you mean?

Liatai:Tech!

Liatai:Bard! XP


 * VAE claws at the owl, violently

TMG:buh? oh!

Dr. Hatari:I had thought if a caster wandered into a silence zone on a stone, they were SoL and couldn't save. But now I note this line in the spell 'An unwilling creature can attempt a Will save to negate the spell and can use spell resistance, if any.'

VAE:indeed

Dr. Hatari:Suggesting that anyone willful enough can just suppress the magic.

Edaric:Move action to put away lute, move action to draw crossbow...erm...edaric's more the frontliner than his partner... eh

Edaric:alright, move action to draw rapier and dagger, end turn

Kethanis Whitebranch has received initiative.

Meany:Keth!

TMG:(and yes, they can be drawn at the same time because he's got two-weapon fighting)

Meany:Get that war mule killing things!

TMG:hatari; no, I think your first interpretation is right

Dr. Hatari:And.. tanking.. things.. :B

TMG:because that line comes right -after- talking about casting it on a specific creature

Kethanis Whitebranch:"I am disappointed in you, Freida Briarclaw. You reflect poorly on all of us."

Dr. Hatari:I don't even know, honestly. http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/silence.htm

TMG:so if you cast it -on- an unwilling creature...

Faerie:>.>

Meany:Oooh, other side of the pillow so cool. :o

Dr. Hatari:Sorry, sorry. It's a done deal anyways. ^^;

Gimatha:« 1d20+7 = 5 + 7 = 12 » Reflex to avoid vines!

Gimatha:ERYTHNUL DAMN IT.

Dr. Hatari:(Thank goodness that thing failed ohmigosh we are not prepared to butcher it like the last one. x3)

Meany:We need the tank brothers!

VAE:wait... she worships erythnul?

Meany:Miron, Honduras, and Luethil!

Jalzar:I don't count? >:/

Luethil Aellonor:WHO YOU CALLIN' 'BROTHER' >:O

Kethanis Whitebranch:Unfortunately for Kethanis, Freida is rather out of range at the moment. Instead, he draws his slingshot, takes aim at the snake, and fires. « 1d20+3 = 16 + 3 = 19 »


 * Meany draws sword.

Kethanis Whitebranch:for « 1d4+1 = 1 + 1 = 2 » damage

Meany:There can only be.

Meany:THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


 * Meany attacks!

Istral:SMACK! That snake is barely keeping its head above water!

Meany:Also, Keth.

Meany:Get that mule a'taknin'. :o

Kethanis Whitebranch:« 1d20+11 = 19 + 11 = 30 »

Kethanis Whitebranch::3Meany::DD

TMG:(liatai, did you already factor in the -4 initative for druid and hunter? It won't affect the druid's order, but it will the Hunter's )

Meany:Does...does Honduras attack on Keth's turn, or Barbie's turn? =3=

Freida Briarclaw:The woman silently raises her hand... and points at Jalzar with a beatific smile. Those skilled in reading lips may notice her mouth the words "I remember you~"

Freida Briarclaw:CRACK.

Freida Briarclaw:And suddenly, lightning scracks down from the ceiling directly onto the lizardfolk! « 3d6 = 8 »

Dr. Hatari:Clever. >:o

Jalzar:« 1d20+4 = 3 + 4 = 7 » Reflex!


 * Jalzar roars as the electricity sears across his frame!


 * Thomas Lazarus gets a bit of a numb tingling feeling from the residual electricity in the water. "Hold on, friend..!"

Aelian has received initiative.

Liatai:Oop, wait.

Aelian:The ranger steadily advances forward, firing as he goes! This time, it's targeted at the close druid, so he fires off a quick volley! « 1d20+7 = 1 + 7 = 8 » for « 1d8+1 = 3 + 1 = 4 » and « 1d20+7 = 19 + 7 = 26 » for « 1d8+1 = 1 + 1 = 2 »! (bardsong)

Ghostwish:ME GUSTA.

Gimatha:« 1d20+5 = 14 + 5 = 19 »

Meany:Yes, please rewind time.

Dr. Hatari:What's wrong?

Meany:Oh, frigz.

Gimatha:Never mind, carry on. Or not. What's up, Meany?

Meany:Minimum damage.

Dr. Hatari:Oh. :B

Thomas Lazarus:Is.. is Thomas arrow'd? :B

Meany:Could be worse.

Meany:He could have been spear'd.

Briarclaw Druid:The arrow that hit the druid lodged firmly in her stomach. She doubles, and seems to only be staying upright through sheer force of will.

Briarclaw Druid:She retreats, heading farther back into the cave.

Barbarus:*cue Catfolk vision crosshairs*

Istral:The snake, meanwhile! « 1d20+4 = 18 + 4 = 22 » to Elros!

Istral:OUCH. Elros, roll a Fort save, and you take « 1d4-1 = 2 - 1 = 1 » damage.

Istral:The snake seems to want to take the ranger down with it!

Elros:Fort save « 1d20+3 = 16 + 3 = 19 »

Liatai:Aside from the bite, you don't feel any additional pain... yet.

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.

Thomas Lazarus:Thomas eyes the wolf only a few paces north warily, but there's no time to falter now. He levels his blade out for a horizontal slash and moves to put an end to the Briarclaw hunter's life. « 1d20+10 = 13 + 10 = 23 » « 1d10+5 = 8 + 5 = 13 »

Briarclaw Hunter:Which he nearly does, quite effectively. The hunter falls swiftly before the templar's holy brand.

Luethil Aellonor has received initiative.

Luethil Aellonor:Luethil, in the meantime, takes one lash plunking splash at the viper with her club! « 1d20+7 = 8 + 7 = 15 » « 1d6+3 = 2 + 3 = 5 »

Luethil Aellonor:But... this is just embarassing! There are threats the likes of which entire companies of soldiers would cower from to the north! And here I am! Swinging at a snake! A regular snake!

Istral:Slippery serpent!


 * Luethil Aellonor stands erect and marches north. Forget that noise!

Istral:« 1d20+4 = 8 + 4 = 12 » AoO~

Luethil Aellonor:Talk to the club! >:O

Liatai:X3Elros has received initiative.

Elros:Elros feels a bit of pain from the bite, but he's been worse. However, vengence! « 1d20+4 = 19 + 4 = 23 » and « 1d20+3 = 6 + 3 = 9 »

Elros:« 1d20 = 11 »

Elros:« 1d8+3 = 4 + 3 = 7 »

Dr. Hatari:So many critical threats!

Istral:The snake is quite easily chopped into bits, and the druid within the cave to the east shrieks!

TMG:uh, just a reminder, elros

TMG:er, alex

TMG:when rolling to confrim a crit?

TMG:You do add all the normal bonuses for an attack roll

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.

Faerie:Ah, okay.

Dr. Hatari:Oh.. does.. losing an animal companion hurt a druid? Did that down her? =3=

Faerie:But it's only a threat if the initial roll without bonuses is a 19/20, correct?

Gnogglebolt:No more messing around, back to business. Reloading crossbow, firing at Briarclaw!

Dr. Hatari:Correct.

TMG:alex; correct

Liatai:Nope, she's still up.

Dr. Hatari:Gotcha. Never really known the ins and outs of druids. :.

Gnogglebolt:Attack roll! « 1d20+4 = 14 + 4 = 18 »!

Liatai:Damage?

Gnogglebolt:« 1d6+1 = 1 + 1 = 2 »!

TMG:Agh. the d6 hates me today. x3

Freida Briarclaw:The bolt is deflected on by a curling tendril of mist. The druid continues to smile calmly.

Jalzar has received initiative.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt growls. So she's got the same trick as the one outside. Lovely.

Liatai:VAE, Jalzar's turn!

Jalzar:The lizard approaches the massive wolf, and does his *whack* thing again « 1d20+6 = 2 + 6 = 8 »

Dr. Hatari:I hope Barbarus is as opportunistic as I ... hope he is. x3

Jalzar:And, as usual, faails

Barbarus has received initiative.

Dr. Hatari:Jalzar's luck has been pretty remarkable. :.

VAE:seriously.. noticed how i yet have to hit today?

VAE:with the lizard imean

Barbarus:Barbie, seeing thos crosshairs line up, pulls back an arrow, and....« 1d20+5 = 11 + 5 = 16 » fwip! « 1d8+1 = 3 + 1 = 4 » damage, for your trouble, Dearest Druid.

VAE:Actually, he did get two ravens

Briarclaw Druid:The arrow ruffles her hair and lodges in the cavern wall as she limps away.

Dr. Hatari:=3= !

Barbarus:"Really shouldn't be running, girl. Chase instinct and all."

Fiendish Wolf 5:The wolves bay silently and move closer...

Dr. Hatari:Get'er get'er get'er get'er! >:O

Barbarus:OI!

Barbarus:Thou forgot Honduras!

Liatai:Then move yer ass! XP

Dr. Hatari:*ba-dum-tsch*

Honduras:« 1d20+4 = 12 + 4 = 16 » !

Honduras:=3=

Liatai:Damage?

Honduras:« 1d4+3 = 4 + 3 = 7 »

Honduras:=3=!

Fiendish Wolf 5:YIP!

Miron has received initiative.

Honduras:There's one HD gone.

Honduras:Let's try for two. =3=

GM:The winds outside continue to grow stronger...

GM:The wind is now beginning to make an eerie whistle over the cave opening.

Liatai:VAE! Inquisitor time!

VAE:hmm, i used two cause fears, two silences today,and a single Sound Burst before, right>

Liatai:Yep.

Dr. Hatari:Don't remember the sound burst.. what was that on?

TMG:archavist is a spontaneous caster? o.o

VAE:that i think leaves me with eiither one or two dooms, one or two light healings, and a (it was on Restren) Truth Zone

VAE:Archivist is a prepared caster

Dr. Hatari:Wait, we've rested since Restren haven't we?

VAE:No, don't think so

Dr. Hatari:In the druid's camp in forest A or B or something after the huge wolf battle.

Liatai:Yes, we have.

TMG:uh, yeah, we have

Dr. Hatari:I used all Thomas' buffs.

TMG:that adn um, danman?

VAE:means... Bwhahahaha

Dr. Hatari:I think you were absent that session.

TMG:if archavist is a prepared caster, how come you don't know which spells you have left?

Dr. Hatari:So you got sound burst.

VAE:some noise there;ll be

VAE:it's becaue i last prepared them when fighting restren, see?

TMG:You should have your list of prepared spells in a day somewhere

VAE:i need to remeber

TMG:that's what I'm saying. Your daily spell list should be stored in your token or something

VAE:... you can do that?

VAE:*facepaw*

Dr. Hatari:I think he just means shorthand notes. :B

VAE:still a facepaw

VAE:but if i have the restren hunting set, and we have rested... sweet

VAE:wait a moment

TMG:I mean, you can write doen things like your inventory and prepared spells in your token notes

TMG:like the notes for Jalzar

VAE:it didnt' occur to me

Ghostwish:LESS CHATTER, MORE CLATTER.

Ghostwish:LESS CHATTER, MORE CLATTER.

Ghostwish:LESS CHATTER, MORE CLATTER.

Ghostwish:>:(

Liatai:HEAR HEAR.

Ghostwish:*starts a riot?*

Dr. Hatari:FOOTLOCKER. >:O

Miron:Miron remembers something, then begins praying: Saint Cuthbert, grant me the voice of Cudgel that Never Forgets! 10ft radius... let's see wher

Miron:Accusing voices fill the area... everyone takes « 1d8 = 8 » damage and does a DC 15 fort savve to avoid a stun

Miron:(everyone in there)

TMG:huh? o.O who in what area?

Gimatha:Fort saves? My favorite! But first!

VAE:there are just two wolves there

Gimatha:Roll me a caster level check or two, will you? >:3

TMG:oh, I see

Meany:A burst.

Meany:Within a burst.

Meany:=3=

Dr. Hatari:Yo dawg. We heard you like to burst!

VAE:caster level check is 1d20+clvl, or does attribute ccome to it too

VAE:?Liatai:Nope, just the level.

Dr. Hatari:You got it.

Miron:« 1d20+4 = 6 + 4 = 10 »

VAE:fun

Gimatha:The spell seems to wash right over the large wolf harmlessly... now roll a second one.


 * Meany appears in a sequined gown next to the scoreboard. Cue Jeopardy theme. :D

VAE:an astrategic choice, if you may

Miron:« 1d20+4 = 19 + 4 = 23 »

VAE:screw this

VAE:i needed thsi on thefirst one

Fiendish Wolf 4:This wolf isn't so lucky! « 1d20+5 = 17 + 5 = 22 »

Meany:Or maybe it is.

VAE:oh well, 8 damage is still nice

Liatai:Now could you do me a favor, VAE, and hit Undo Drawing on your end? It's under Edit.

Liatai:Thankee. :3

Tathi has received initiative.

Tathi:Tathi continues to advance, firing bolt after bolt off her wand. This time, it's the big wolf getting another serving of pain! « 1d4+1+1d4+1 = 3 + 1 + 2 + 1 = 7 » magic missile damage! Also, a « 1d20+5 = 3 + 5 = 8 » caster check, evocation! She advances forward, and end turn.

Ghostwish:Less than five seconds. AHHHHH YEEEEAAAA

Gimatha:Bwunnnn... the spell simply fades away as it gets close to the wolf.

Edaric has received initiative.

Dr. Hatari::BLiatai:Tech!

Liatai:Also, anyone got battle music to share? :3

TMG:ah?

Liatai:Bard!

Dr. Hatari:I've had Suicide Mission on loop for a while.

Edaric:Rapier and dagger in hand, Edaric advances

Dr. Hatari:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw&feature=BFa&list=WL92EF79A2EACC1B6B&index=1

Dr. Hatari:It seems more appropriate than actually catchy. ;P

Edaric:end turn

Kethanis Whitebranch has received initiative.

Ghostwish:(how do you loop youtube?)

Dr. Hatari:I put it on a watch later queue (hit the little + icon) then click on it in the queue. It will have the playlist options even though it's one song. So, repeat turned on and it'll loop forever.

Kethanis Whitebranch:Kethanis takes aim at Gimatha with a convenient river rock, and fires! « 1d20+3 = 15 + 3 = 18 »

Liatai:POK. Roll damage!

Kethanis Whitebranch:For « 1d4+1 = 3 + 1 = 4 »

Kethanis Whitebranch:And manages a suprisingly solid hit. :o

Gimatha:Where flashy spells and stout weapons have failed, the simple river rock is what finds its mark. There's wisdom there somewhere. =3=

Dr. Hatari:x3VAE:Strategy is futile, this is DnD, would be the wisdom?

TMG:River rock of enlightenment? +2 wisdom? :B

VAE:(at our levels, it is still chance that determines it all

Freida Briarclaw:The druid raises her hands again... CRACK! Another bolt of lightning shoots down from the sky, this time for Thomas! « 3d6 = 14 » damage, roll a Reflex save for half damage!

Dr. Hatari:Kethanis enlightened the hell out of the side of Gimatha's face. :B

Thomas Lazarus:« 1d20+1 = 2 + 1 = 3 »

Meany:Haha no. x3

TMG:oooh, so close to being a 1. You would have had a random item on your person take damage o.o

Gimatha:« 1d20+5 = 19 + 5 = 24 » to break free...

Gimatha:>:D

Meany:Ohpleaseno.

Thomas Lazarus:"G--AHH!" Thomas staggers to one knee, sizzling.

Gimatha:« 1d20+6 = 8 + 6 = 14 » bite on Jalzar. I remember you~ you ran~

Meany:Tommy need healingz!

Aelian has received initiative.

TMG:Heal thyself!

Dr. Hatari:Remember the +1 AC from the blessing! =3=

Aelian:The ranger closes in for a precise shot at the large wolf. TWANG, closer this time! « 1d20+10 = 20 + 10 = 30 » for « 1d8+2 = 7 + 2 = 9 » (bardsong)

Dr. Hatari:Is Jalzar chomp'd?

Meany:CRTIZICAL

Aelian:« 1d20+10 = 15 + 10 = 25 » crit confirm!

Dr. Hatari:*schwing sound!*

TMG:Woo :O

Jalzar:Jalzar's scales deflected the blow... but that arrow! :O

Liatai:... Gimme two shakes here. :B

TMG:Oh! And longbow crits are x3


 * Ghostwish shakes Liatai once.


 * Ghostwish shakes Liatai twice.


 * You roll to yourself: 27-5-4 => 27 - 5 - 4 = 18

TMG:I mean *3

Dr. Hatari:Nice!

TMG:so « 9*3 = 9 * 3 = 27 »

Dr. Hatari:Exactly what we needed!

Meany:Oh, Lia.

Gimatha:The wolf gives a hair-raising SCREAM as the arrow pierces its right eye!

Meany:Have you been remembering to roll those checks to see if the arrows are salvageable? :#

Meany::3*

Gimatha:Not a howl. Not a yipe. A scream.

Dr. Hatari:... Wat. :B

Liatai:No one's tried to salvage arrows. :B

Dr. Hatari:Babarus. Mind on the money.

Briarclaw Druid:The druid keeps moving, pulling a vial from her pocket... « 1d6+3 = 2 + 3 = 5 »

Meany:Rogue.

Meany:*rimshot*

Briarclaw Druid:Some of her wounds knit closed, and she keeps running.

Barbarus:"Have you learned nothing from this experience?"

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.

TMG:Physician, heal thyself :U

Thomas Lazarus:From his knelt position, the smoldering cleric focuses on drawing a few harsh breaths before all else. His brow furrows as he struggles to stand. He whispers another prayer while staring the fiendish wolves down. (Converting Bull's Strength « 2d8+5 = 7 + 5 = 12 »)


 * Thomas Lazarus hefts his equipment with renewed vigor and advances to the frontline.

Thomas Lazarus:..too far.

Gimatha:I may be blinded in one eye thanks to that arrow, but I'm not down yet! You try to step on my face, I BITE! >:E

Luethil Aellonor has received initiative.


 * Luethil Aellonor sneaks a pace to the east and attempts to club the great wolf's hamstrings! « 1d20+7+2 = 11 + 7 + 2 = 20 » « 1d6+3 = 6 + 3 = 9 »

Edaric:Dammit lu! I was gonna move there!

Edaric::PGimatha:The wolf is now holding one leg off the ground, snarling at the array of melee fighters surrounding her.

Luethil Aellonor:Huh, wha. =3= *scratches nose*

Elros has received initiative.

VAE:wVAE:what will she pee on us?


 * Liatai is now listening to this as the tide is changing... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSm6nnwesV4&feature=related

Elros:Elros moves up to beside Barbarus--as if he really needs help--to attack one of the wolves. « 1d20+4 = 19 + 4 = 23 » and « 1d20+3 = 3 + 3 = 6 »

Dr. Hatari:We're not out of the woods yet. x3

Elros:« 1d20+4 = 11 + 4 = 15 »

Elros:« 1d8+3 = 2 + 3 = 5 »

Meany:My music right now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Te-ow1pHq4 =3=

Dr. Hatari:Although you get +1 gold banana stickers for taste. =3=

Meany:Erm.

Meany:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Te-ow1pHq4

Meany:There. =3=

Ghostwish:I just bought and downloaded suicide mission. :>

Dr. Hatari::oGhostwish:Link's right there in the description, Hatari. :P

Fiendish Wolf 5:The elf's steel sword pierces straight through the wolf's lung. It crumples.

Dr. Hatari:Glad you enjoy it. :B

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.

Ghostwish:I may be a programmer, but I support artists. ^_^

VAE:nah.. you just support people wishing to screw ya over :P

Gnogglebolt:New tactic. Gnogglebolt advances a little while drawing a small flask of orange fluid from a pocket.

Inumo has connected.


 * Dr. Hatari waves.

Liatai::DGhostwish:hewwo!

Meany:Yonumo.

VAE:heya dogmo!

Gnogglebolt:Chucking at Briarclaw! Ranged Attack roll vs touch AC...

Inumo:I'm seriously not too late?

Dr. Hatari:We're in the final stretch.

TMG:inumo; turn off smilies

VAE:and stretching the heck outta it

TMG:"edit" .._ "preferences" --> uncheck "insert smilies

Dr. Hatari:Yes. It apparently bugs the hell out of tech. x3

Meany:No.

Liatai:Tech, chuck that alchemist's fire, will you? x3

TMG:wait...

TMG:actually

TMG:no, I can't

Meany:It just doesn't show up in logs.

TMG:range increment is only 10, not 20 o.O

Dr. Hatari:I know, but, is that so horrid? :B

TMG:uh, yeah

TMG:-20 penalty to attack fom where I am :B

Liatai:Tech, roll the dice, debate after. x3

Dr. Hatari:I meant the smilies silly goose.

Liatai:Inumo, can you see?

Gnogglebolt:Reverting move, instead reloading crossbow and firing again.

Gnogglebolt:Ranged attack! « 1d20+4 = 9 + 4 = 13 »!

Meany:It hits Thomas.

Thomas Lazarus:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Tathi:lolumad?

Freida Briarclaw:The bolt doesn't even come close to the witch's shield of mist.

Jalzar has received initiative.

Meany:Because it was hitting the dying cleric.


 * Inumo can see, now that it's finally loaded up.

VAE:argh

Jalzar:Now, Jalzar does a full attack wth claws and bite

Meany:We haven't even killed all the minions in...two hours of three rounds. :B

Liatai:That little green dog token is yours to move around as you please. :3 Ask questions, throw popcorn, or just enjoy the show.

Inumo:Alright, thank you. :)

Jalzar:« 1d20+4 = 6 + 4 = 10 » « 1d20+4 = 3 + 4 = 7 » « 1d20+5 = 1 + 5 = 6 » Screw civillisation!

VAE:bhwhahhaahaha

Gimatha:Very cute. Want me to show you what a real bite looks like? >:3

TMG:huh?

Dr. Hatari:Poor Jalzar.

TMG:ohBarbarus has received initiative.

VAE:he rolled a 2 last turn... and a 3 the tunr before..

Thomas Lazarus:IF I GET HIT BY ONE MORE ARRRRROWWWWWWW http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/5351/1200370413223.jpg

Tathi:*twang!* *splurch!*

TMG:and that one did not hit thomas xD

TMG:I rolled a 13. I grazed miss briarclaw. It wasn't that bad. x3

VAE:OK, sinnce he isn't my character and i'll likely never meet him again

Dr. Hatari:It did as much as any of the other arrows hit Thomas. ;3

VAE:I nominate Jalzar for Involuntary Pacifist award

Liatai:XDBarbarus:« 1d20+4+mod = 10 + 4 + 2 = 16 » Fwip! Longbow arrow coming at you for « 1d8+modb = 6 + 2 = 8 » damage!

Dr. Hatari:C'monc'monc'mon >:O

Briarclaw Druid:That arrow also grazes the druidess, who now turns to Barbarus with a feral grin. Flames play along her fingers.

Barbarus:"Oh goodie. An actual fight."

Honduras:MEANWHILE, BACK IN THE HALL OF JUSTICE!

Honduras:« 1d20+4 = 7 + 4 = 11 » !

Gimatha:Seriously? PREY is attacking me now? This is an insult of the most grievous kind!

Honduras:*Deal with it, weakling.*

Honduras:End toin!

Fiendish Wolf 4:We'll help you, mother!

Fiendish Wolf 7:Yes we will!

Meany:Carefully trying to avoid an AoO?

VAE:Bob th builder wolves. Can We slay it? Yes we can!


 * Dr. Hatari is now picturing Gimatha's voice as played by Mom from Futurama. :.

Faerie:Honduras is Brooklyn-ese now?

Faerie:>.>

Gimatha:You're such good boys, helping your mama. :3

Honduras:You're such good boys. Helping my master make fur coats of your family.

Fiendish Wolf 7:SNAP! « 1d20+5 = 16 + 5 = 21 » for flanking!

Honduras:I think I helped kill your daddy too. >:P

Fiendish Wolf 7:« 1d6+1 = 4 + 1 = 5 » damage... and roll an opposed Strength check versus « 1d20+1 = 11 + 1 = 12 ».

Honduras:« 1d20+2 = 1 + 2 = 3 »

Dr. Hatari:Derp, herp, the whole shebang!

Inumo:Ooh, this'll be interesting...

Fiendish Wolf 7:The wolf nips Honduras' flanks in just the right place, damaging a tendon or two... and down the mule falls into the water!

Fiendish Wolf 4:« 1d20+3 = 6 + 3 = 9 » versus Honduras' flat-footed AC, now!

Fiendish Wolf 4:Not enough.

Miron has received initiative.

Liatai:Inquisitor gnome to the rescue?

Miron:Makes me think...

Miron:*flips out his trusty book*

Meany:Dark Knowledge? :o

Miron:Water, werebeasts, windsavers.. wolves, fiendish! « 1d20+10 = 3 + 10 = 13 » Dark Knowledge (arcane)

Liatai:Enough for the small ones, but not for Gimatha.

Miron:Hmm, nothing thhat we didn't know already

VAE:nope

VAE:it's flatt dc 15...

Liatai:Ah. :B Sorry.

VAE:so not even a +1 bonus

VAE:it's how food he is at flippin through the massive book

Dr. Hatari:Well, does Miron advance? We'll need help grabbing all our guts sooner or later. ^^;

VAE:*good

Miron:He indeed advances

Miron:end turn

Tathi has received initiative.

Tathi:Tathi continues to advance, firing as she goes! « 1d4+1+1d4+1 = 3 + 1 + 4 + 1 = 9 » magic missile damage! for the big bad wolf! And another « 1d20+5 = 6 + 5 = 11 » caster check, evocation!

VAE:serioously folks.. today i fail just something insane

Gimatha:The spell seemed like it would fizzle... but then!

Gimatha:FWACK!

Dr. Hatari:wut

GM:As the fight rages on, the whistling of the wind outside continues to grow louder...

VAE:wait.. how did tat make the caster check?

Edaric has received initiative.

Meany:Gim: I taught I taw a puddy tat, and was distwated.

VAE:hmm, mind if i restart ,folks?

Meany:Go ahead. :D

Liatai:Go right ahead.

Dr. Hatari:Go ahead, you got a bit.

VAE:i meant.. you *won't * fuck up savin g a log

TMG:Oh! Edaric

VAE is disconnected.

Liatai:I got Autosave. |3

TMG:man, init changes need to be highlighted >.>

Kethanis Whitebranch:"-- Elros!"

Kethanis Whitebranch:"You may want to call your friend inside! The storm is on its way!"

Edaric:Rapier and dagger« 1d20+2 = 19 + 2 = 21 » « 1d20+2 = 19 + 2 = 21 » « 1d6+2 = 4 + 2 = 6 » « 1d4+2 = 1 + 2 = 3 »!

Meany:Why is Honduras being Hidden?!

Liatai:Two hits, two threats...

Meany:>:[

VAE has connected.

Liatai:Because he's prone.

Meany:Yo!

Meany:Oh. :.

Meany:Thought it was my Maptools acting up.


 * Meany whips MT some more.

Dr. Hatari:Edaric shows us how it's done! BAMF!

TMG:Doubel threat? :O

Liatai:Double threat! :D

Edaric:Confirm rapier! « 1d20+2 = 15 + 2 = 17 » Confirm dagger! « 1d20+2 = 10 + 2 = 12 »

Meany:Watch them all be double crits.

Meany:Aww.

Liatai:Unfortunately, neither is confirmed.

TMG:Dang.

TMG:Okay, end turn.

Gimatha:But, that's okay.

Gimatha:Because they don't need to be.

Gimatha:The great wolf gives one final hellish scream before falling, sending up waves of water from the creek as it stumbles heavily. The pack mother has fallen.

Fiendish Wolf 4:MOM!! D:Fiendish Wolf 7:HOW DARE YOU?! >:O

Kethanis Whitebranch has received initiative.

Jalzar:And i didn't even get a hit in!

Liatai:Assuming control for one action...

Dr. Hatari:Well, to his credit, Jalzar tanked her like a pro and prevented us from dying. ^^;

Liatai:Or not. :3 That's what I was going to do.

Jalzar:Like a BAWS

Meany:In other news.

Faerie:Liatai:...oh, well then. May I presume you were going to go for a slingshot to Wolf 4?

Meany:The guy holding the bulk of your supplies is Prone in madness water.

Meany:Fix this? :B

Liatai:Go ahead. :3

Inumo:Deja vu...

Liatai:Honduras, roll Fort and Will.

Dr. Hatari:Honduras is evolving!

Dr. Hatari:Honduras became...

Dr. Hatari:Venezuela!

Honduras:« 1d20+6 = 16 + 6 = 22 » Fort. « 1d20+1 = 6 + 1 = 7 »

Kethanis Whitebranch:Well, if it worked before, why not keep going. River rock, compliments of a slaingshot, to Wolf 4. « 1d20+3 = 18 + 3 = 21 »

Honduras:Other was will.

Kethanis Whitebranch:For « 1d4+1 = 2 + 1 = 3 » damage

Dr. Hatari:Kethanis has all the luck that Jalzar doesn't. D:Fiendish Wolf 4:OW! That hurt! >:O

Inumo:... Where did the Critter go...?


 * Inumo wanted to see what was outside... Guess it didn't work...

Dr. Hatari::oMeany:The critter is...

Meany:Pining for the fjords!

Freida Briarclaw:The druid's calm smile is becoming neutral, cold, unexpressive... And another bolt of lightning sears down from the sky, aiming for Edaric. « 3d6 = 9 »

Edaric:« 1d20+5 = 16 + 5 = 21 »

Edaric:Somehow, despite standing calf-deep in water, he evaded the worst of it, but there's still some charring...

Edaric:... and a very...

Edaric:small...

Edaric:*plink*

TMG:"plink"? Edarics go "plink" when hit by lightning? o.o

Dr. Hatari:x3Edaric:... as the smallest string on the lute, heated by the lightning... snaps.

TMG:Oh no! xD

Inumo:Bard go hulkraeg nao?

Meany:The bitch must die!

Meany:*shot*

Aelian has received initiative.

Dr. Hatari:Hm. Can one flank with a prone combatant?

Meany:No? =3=

Inumo:I don't believe so, as they're no longer an active combatant.

Dr. Hatari:Just checking. I know they can still attack, atleast. ^^;

Aelian:The ranger isn't giving wolf #4 a bit of rest either. He fires off a quick volley at close range! « 1d20+8 = 1 + 8 = 9 » for « 1d8+2 = 4 + 2 = 6 » and « 1d20+8 = 14 + 8 = 22 » for « 1d8+2 = 1 + 2 = 3 » (bardic song)

Meany:Narf.

Fiendish Wolf 4:The wolf teeters, then falls beside its mother.

Fiendish Wolf 7:BRO! D:Barbarus:"I certainly hope you make the first shot count. 8|"

Briarclaw Druid:"I know cats are lone hunters, but you make it too easy." « 1d20+3 = 4 + 3 = 7 » ranged touch attack with flames!


 * Barbarus side steps.

VAE:and the lynx has tea

Briarclaw Druid:The woman then draws a scimitar.

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.

TMG:Vait!

TMG:Briarclaw druid!

TMG:Deaf!

TMG:And 20% spell fail chance!

TMG:oh, it missed anyway >.>

Briarclaw Druid:"I KNOW CATS ARE LONE HUNTERS, BUT YOU MAKE IT TOO EASY!" :B

Dr. Hatari:Technically, that could have happened the way it did regardless. :B

Briarclaw Druid:And she had the spell cast before. Same casting of Produce Flame.

Dr. Hatari:Hm. Tom can't even see the briar druid.

Barbarus:Listen check?


 * Thomas Lazarus advances and clutches his primary holy symbol with bowed head. (Casting Divine Power. 1 minute)

TMG:oh, I see

Faerie:Yo, um...some time before midnight, in the next hour or so, I wanna grab dinner.

Freida Briarclaw:"Come, then, naughty children."

Faerie:Since the cafeteria closes at midnight.

Faerie:Just tossing that one out there.

Luethil Aellonor has received initiative.

TMG:hey, it's okay if I bring in other audience, right? :o


 * Inumo needs to go practice.

Luethil Aellonor:« 1d20+7 = 14 + 7 = 21 » « 1d6+3 = 3 + 3 = 6 »

Inumo:Think the session will still be goin' in an hour?

Liatai:No worries, just let me know when you're going and I'll set Elros and Kethanis on auto. :3

Liatai:Might be. And sure, Tech. :3

TMG:alex; hmm, I think Liatai can auto elros for ya :o better for you to miss grinding combat than the RPing, anyway x3

Luethil Aellonor:The elf deftly leaps over the fallen mule brother in arms with a club to the rescue. >:O

Inumo:Then I won't worry about disconnecting. Back in a while!

Dr. Hatari:True.

Fiendish Wolf 7:THWACK.

Fiendish Wolf 7:A nice hit to the side of the head! The wolf shakes its head muzzily and then snarls.

Elros has received initiative.

Faerie is disconnected.

Meany::xElros:« 1d20+8 = 13 + 8 = 21 » with one sword! « 1d8+4 = 3 + 4 = 7 »

Meany:This is not going to end well.

Meany:Mm-mm. Nope.

Fiendish Wolf 7:The wolf staggers, but barely remains standing...

Meany:Four turns to burn down a 6HD animal?

Meany:With a spellcaster still untouched?

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.

VAE:heh

Dr. Hatari:To be fair

Dr. Hatari:These are not regular turns.

VAE:freida seriously looks like some actress

Dr. Hatari:These are 2-page-long initiative roster turns.

VAE:i can't remember which one

Faerie has connected.

Meany:Yo. :o

Liatai:Tech! Gnogglebolt's turn!

VAE:i know!

VAE:she looks like the chick who played Anyanka in Buffy!

TMG:buh? Oh!

TMG:Sorry!

Faerie:Sorry, bad wifi

TMG:Was writing a message for the incominc audience ^^;

VAE:seriously


 * Meany whips the techenstien. :V

Liatai:S'okay, I just autoed Elros in your absence. :3

VAE:we have a vengeance demoness athand, possibly

Gnogglebolt:And finally, Last bolt! Attack: « 1d20+4 = 10 + 4 = 14 », and damage « 1d6+1 = 6 + 1 = 7 »!

Faerie:Ah, good good. I was going to have him attack that wolf anyway.

Gnogglebolt:(reload and attack)

Freida Briarclaw:The bolt is swatted aside by one of the outermost tendrils of mist.

Faerie:Yeah, that was completely a coincidence that I left after I said I was going to leave. ^^;;

TMG:end turn

Dr. Hatari::oLiatai:Really? Ah... XD

Jalzar has received initiative.

Faerie:Well, I said I wanted to get dinner...and then my WiFI decided to disconnect.

Liatai:VAE?

Freida Briarclaw:"Such naughty children indeed..." the witch says silently.

Dr. Hatari:I hope Barbarus will be okay. :O

Jalzar:Jalzar moves in to flank

Barbarus has received initiative.

Meany:He'll be in little pieces by the time you show up. :P

Barbarus:« 1d20+4+mod = 15 + 4 + 2 = 21 » Fwip! Longbow arrow coming at you for « 1d8+modb = 5 + 2 = 7 » damage!

Dr. Hatari:!!Briarclaw Druid:The druid takes another arrow to the gut, gasps, then falls, creating a steadily growing puddle of blood on the floor.


 * Dr. Hatari does the echoing arcade brawler voice, "K.O.!"

Barbarus:Gah, can't see if she's dead or dying. :O

Honduras:Honduras, however... rises.

VAE:Attack of the undead mules!

Honduras:And a hoof lashes out for Luethil! « 1d20+6 = 12 + 6 = 18 » « 1d20+6 = 8 + 6 = 14 » « 1d4+4 = 3 + 4 = 7 » « 1d4+4 = 1 + 4 = 5 »

Faerie:Umm, okay, apparently I'm not going for dinner right this second.

VAE:alternately, he took a blue pill, and i don't mean matrix

Barbarus:"I told you...to make that shot count. :|"

Dr. Hatari:wat

Dr. Hatari:Dang. >:o

Faerie:My parents just called, because the President is going to be making something of an important speech.

Faerie:Around 10:45PM

Meany:He's abdicating the throne?!

TMG:president of what?

VAE:at midnight?

Miron has received initiative.

Faerie:US President

Faerie:THE President

VAE:our president makes speeches on first of january

Meany:Waaaaait~

Dr. Hatari:Hm.. Liatai did you adjust her HP just then?

Meany:Barbie didn't get to move~

Liatai:Yep, I did.

Dr. Hatari:Okay, was wondering where that came from for a second.

TMG:can Gnogglebolt say something?

VAE:Miron just advances

Meany:AoO's out the wazzo.

Honduras:HEE-HAW! « 1d20+6 = 4 + 6 = 10 » to Miron!

VAE:thhat didn't hit

Liatai:Yes, he can, Tech,

Miron:Stupid mule

Gnogglebolt:"Kethanis! get rid of the vines!"

Tathi has received initiative.


 * Thomas Lazarus glances sidelong at the turncoat mule and suddenly seems quite distraught.

Tathi:Tathi comes right up to the entanglement perimeter, and keeps on firing! « 1d4+1 = 4 + 1 = 5 » for the first raven, and « 1d4+1 = 3 + 1 = 4 » for the second raven.

Barbarus:"I -knew- this would happen!"

Tathi:oops, aim that shot at the big bad instead

Liatai:Which shot?

VAE:heh... can't wait to interrogate this one

Tathi:Second one

Thomas Lazarus:I'm not sure we'll ge the opportunity to not-kill her... she is a druid... ^^;;;

Dr. Hatari:(Nix impersonate)

Edaric has received initiative.

VAE:what do you mean... druids caan be tied just like anyone

TMG:wait...arg. Crap. Actually, forget Gnogglebolt's line that he said ^^;

Liatai:If you pull that "Quick" thing again, I swear... >:E

TMG:kethanis's turn is -after- Edarics >.>

VAE:ahahaha

Liatai:That's so rough on a DM, you don't even know.

VAE:of course i will. unless she'll cooperate

TMG:"quick"? who?

VAE:i mean, she seemed talkative now

Dr. Hatari:I mean we need to do nonlethal damage to her. And she could potentially turn into something horrible.

Liatai:I mean it, Miron, please don't. ^^;

VAE::P ... OOC pleas for IC behaviour are rejected outright

VAE:potentially... you just need to cause a little nonlethal damage

LysanderxX has connected.

Meany:Quick thing?

Edaric:Edaric moves forward around the side

Liatai:Oh hello!

Meany:Yo. :o

TMG:Oheya, lysander! Welcome!

Dr. Hatari:Doesn't that statement just mean 'no never ever fuck you'? :P

VAE:basicaly ,ifone hit is nonlethal and the rest are lethal, the char still faints

TMG:enforce map and vision for the audience--ah, excellent

Dr. Hatari:YoTMG:can you see, lysander?

Liatai:Who be you? :3

VAE:never mindd that we can pull other sort of crap, like get her to negative, heal her, then cause noonlethal

TMG:Lysander's a guy from the forum, too ^^

Dr. Hatari:Welcome~

Dr. Hatari:Bard raeg time.

Liatai:Wecome, welcome. Ask questions, throw popcorn, or just enjoy the show. :3

Kethanis Whitebranch has received initiative.

Meany:Tech, you is prophet. :v

Meany:We're pushing 9 hours now.

Meany:And I need to divert attention.

VAE:yeah.. not like it's funny

VAE:though, finally an exciting battle

Dr. Hatari:I rather like playing long hours. ^^;

VAE:so do i, except when having a bunch of work to do afterwards

Dr. Hatari:Or atleast playing when we can. Saturday was quite unfortunate.

Meany:I blame Chuck Norris.

Freida Briarclaw:CRACK! Another lightning bolt sears down from the ceiling onto Miron as the wind outside begins to howl! « 3d6 = 10 », Reflex save for half!

Meany:For interfering with the will of Eastwood.

Miron:« 1d20+1 = 7 + 1 = 8 » reflex

LysanderxX is disconnected.

LysanderxX is disconnected.

Meany:=3=

Meany:Aww.

Freida Briarclaw:No such luck, mon frere. You are FRIED.

Miron:Miron's beard is something of a black shade now

Aelian has received initiative.

Aelian:The ranger advances forward and aims for the big bad.. TWANG « 1d20+9 = 13 + 9 = 22 » for « 1d8+1 = 6 + 1 = 7 » damage! (bardsong)

VAE:wait liatai

VAE:where the hell did you get miron's token


 * Freida Briarclaw smiles again and makes a gesture at the rest of the party. A "come here" gesture. The arrow flies far and is tossed aside by the mist!

VAE:because he's aat 7400 XP

TMG:Huh, lysander's program froze. He's restarting it now...

Liatai:From the prior forest maps.

VAE:whic IIRC is from a few games ago

Liatai:From Forest B, which was from Forest C.

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.

VAE:except Forest B version has 9025

Meany:...Watch her have 23 AC.

Meany:Just to spite us.

VAE:er 9095 even


 * Thomas Lazarus forges ahead, making a vague gesture with his shield-arm in so doing. (Converting Bless. « 1d8+5 = 6 + 5 = 11 »)

Luethil Aellonor has received initiative.

LysanderxX has connected.

VAE:fine, edited

TMG:welcome back, lysander

TMG:hopefully it will work this time

Luethil Aellonor:"Get yer mule under control!!" Luethil hisses before attempting to score the deathblow on the last wolf! « 1d20+7+2 = 2 + 7 + 2 = 11 » « 1d6+3 = 6 + 3 = 9 »

Fiendish Wolf 7:Even so close to death, the wolf is agile!

Elros has received initiative.

Elros:« 1d20+6 = 12 + 6 = 18 » « 1d20+6 = 7 + 6 = 13 » to do the same.

Elros:« 1d8+4 = 7 + 4 = 11 »

Fiendish Wolf 7:And so one of the last scions of Gimatha's line leaves this world.

Faerie:I'm still here D:Liatai:-- OH

Liatai:Jeez I'm sorry D:Faerie:It's fine. WOuld've been what I did anyway.

VAE:he\s a bloody scion of Gimatha?

VAE:who\d have said it \bout Alex

TMG:Ah, Lysander's comp apparently doesn't agree with MT

VAE:he has my sympathy

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.

TMG:it keeps freezing on him

Liatai:>:TMG:he does shout out to all of you, though

TMG:says he recognized a few of you ;)

Liatai::3TMG:anyway!


 * Thomas Lazarus levels an accusing finger at Freida and barks with venom on his tongue, "Enough of your smug games and your sick illusion of balance! Get off your spire and face us before we have to pull you down with ropes and hooks!"

Liatai:Oooooh snap. :3

Miron:Thomas.. the hag isn't that dumb

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt rushes forward, crossbow in his offhand while he gets out his morningstar

Freida Briarclaw:Unfortunately, your ally's spell has a side effect. She can't hear you.

Honduras:Is...is that a Tathi directly behind me?

LysanderxX:Hello

Honduras:=3=

Dr. Hatari:Hag miron? Really? That's so mean. She looks, like, 35 tops. :B

Meany:Yo!

Liatai:Heyo! :D

VAE:heh... at least in slovak, it's an insul

TMG:and end turn

VAE:insult ,too

TMG:oh!

Faerie:Hag is a perfectly valid insult.

Jalzar has received initiative.

VAE:not only a descrption of age

TMG:It's working, lysander? :o

Faerie:Not that common any more. Creative.

LysanderxX:Hey, Meanie, Laitai!

LysanderxX:Killing things well?


 * Thomas Lazarus apparently forgot about the silence sphere. His accusing finger kind of.. droops a bit.. "=3=;;"

LysanderxX:TMG: Indeed

Liatai:So they are, so they are. :3

Dr. Hatari:Thomas'd!

LysanderxX:Nice

TMG:lysander; sweet!

Jalzar:Jalzar picks up the bow, and fires at the raven « 1d20+6 = 10 + 6 = 16 »

TMG:Well then, welcome!

TMG:Can you see what's going on?

Fiendish Raven 4:A silent AWK as the raven falls into the water, an arrow sticking out of its chest! PLOOSH.

LysanderxX:I can see the various dice actions and a map with red Xs

Jalzar:Woo! I kiilled sumthin!

Barbarus has received initiative.

TMG:Hmm >.>

Meany:GM...you get control of Honduras during this. =3=

Dr. Hatari:The red X's are the dead. :B

TMG:liatai; enforce map and vision to make sure Lysander is seeing the -correct- red Xs? xD

Meany:I...I cannot trust myself to not mule-kick Tathi.

Liatai:« 1d5 = 5 »

LysanderxX:Ooo, dead

LysanderxX:Heheh

Honduras:« 1d20+6 = 4 + 6 = 10 » to the...

TMG:Thjere DO you see a cave-like setting, with black space and a wattery floor?

Honduras:... half-elven ranger! You're safe, Tathi, and so is Aelian.

Barbarus:« 1d20+3 = 18 + 3 = 21 »!

LysanderxX:I sort of do!

Honduras:HAW! >:O

TMG:lysander; okay! Good enough ^^

Barbarus:"Kethanis! Help!"

TMG:brb

Honduras:At least the mule's not seeing YOU as a target anymore. Do you order him Down?

Barbarus:Down!


 * Honduras stops attacking.

Barbarus:What actions do I have left? :O

Dr. Hatari:Amazingly, Barbarus may now have dual demon mules. >:o

Honduras:The mule's flanks are quivering, though, and he's snorting.

Liatai:Standard?

Barbarus:« 1d20+4+mod = 7 + 4 + 1 = 12 » Fwip! Longbow arrow coming at you for « 1d8+modb = 1 + 1 = 2 » damage!

Barbarus::BFreida Briarclaw:Mist-caught!

Barbarus:Last round of Bardic Music too~

Miron has received initiative.

Miron:Hmm.... what's left to do?

Barbarus:"Kill the Druid!...And put out that fire!"

Dr. Hatari:Could heal people (*mumble mutter bloodthirsty gnome >:P*)

Miron:What fire?


 * Barbarus points easterly. "Listen, you can hear the flames!"

Liatai:OOPS.

VAE:when he's the one who's worst hurt?

Liatai:Was I saying east this whole time? XD

Barbarus:Yep.

Dr. Hatari:You are included in the subset of people. :B

Meany:http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/donotputyourcellphoneinthemicrowavep1.gif

Miron:Miron takes his crossbow, and attempts ro play shoot the hag

Liatai:HERP A DERP. :B WEST is to the left on the compass, Liatai, herp a derp~

LysanderxX:*herps a derp*

Miron:]1d20+2] (is ther any other bonus? )

Miron:« 1d20+2 = 19 + 2 = 21 » (is ther any other bonus? )

Freida Briarclaw:Nope, but I'd advise you roll damage.

Dr. Hatari:That cellphone was freaking possessed by ZUUL. D:Meany:....Whut.

Meany:She...whut.

Miron:Oo? Saint Cuthbert be thanked! « 1d6 = 4 »

Meany:A roll of 22 didn't hit...but...whut?

VAE:it hit

Meany:Error~

Freida Briarclaw:The mist grabs the arrow.

Freida Briarclaw:And then, slowly, ever so slowly, seems to be starting to dissipate...

Tathi has received initiative.

LysanderxX:o.o

Miron:Hmm, i don't like the mist

VAE:move act12ionm left

VAE:spellcraft!

LysanderxX:Minecraft?

Tathi:Tathi launches another attack from her wand! « 1d4+1+1d4+1 = 4 + 1 + 3 + 1 = 9 » magic missile damage!

Miron:« 1d20+9 = 6 + 9 = 15 » Spellcraft on the misit

VAE:bloody typos

VAE:now, is ended the turn

Liatai:No such luck, Miron.

Edaric has received initiative.

LysanderxX:Interesting move on this anime: person stabbing with a sword, opponent placed a sheath in front ot the stabbing sword

Edaric:Glad that both the mist is dissipating, the vines are gone, and the others are still keeping the druid's attention with arrow atacks, Edaric keeps moving towards that not-good-looking back exit...

Meany:OSAMA IS DEAD

Meany:OSAMA BIN LADIN IS FINALLY DEAD.

VAE:is he?

VAE:fuck yeah

LysanderxX:He was good at hiding

Dr. Hatari:..Wut. =3=

Edaric:Double move, end turn

Kethanis Whitebranch has received initiative.

Faerie:That's what the announcement is to be.

Dr. Hatari:Ohhh. Well. Good. =3=

Faerie:Fuck, I want to get dinner, but I want to hear this speech.

VAE:what did he die of though?

TMG:and decrementing bardsong, last round to go

Meany:Bombing.

VAE:honest lead poisoning?

Meany:Bomb.

VAE:ahaha! so iron poisoning

Meany:Exploded.

LysanderxX:Quite a dillemma

Faerie:C4 poisoning.

VAE:silly alex

VAE:i don' tthink bombs hve plastic explosives sin

Kethanis Whitebranch:Kethanis moves up, regardless of people being killed...but seeing the forcefield absorb an arrow, doesn't exactly know what he can do. End turn.

Faerie:Eh, i was the only explosive I knew how to name. >.>

Meany:He can...

VAE:more like thank to Senor Nobel

Faerie:*it was

Meany:LAUNCH KOHEL.

VAE:really?

VAE:you didn't know dynamite?

VAE::PGhostwish:wait what?

Ghostwish:Laden is dead?

Faerie:Oh, I figured we'd be using some slightly different formulation.

Meany:Yep.

Faerie:Yes

Ghostwish:Link it.

VAE:apparently yes

VAE:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/01/osama-bin-laden-dead-killed_n_856091.html

Faerie:Ghost: CNN right now.

Meany:It's on live, Ghost.

VAE:above

TMG:That's what I'm hearing. Haven't actually seen any of the official stories, yet.

Faerie:Or any news network.

Freida Briarclaw:The druid reaches into her robe pockets... and then holds up a clear vial. This time, what she's saying is abundantly clear...

Freida Briarclaw:"Cheers."

Faerie:They should all be on it.

Gnogglebolt:"Wait...what's that--"

Freida Briarclaw:And suddenly, she fades from sight entirely.

Miron:F***

Miron:Invisibility

LysanderxX:Not a good sign

Aelian has received initiative.

Barbarus:"...Detect magic?!"

TMG:Edaric's at the back entrance! Listen check from him :o

Miron:nah, that won't help ya

Miron:Something... some dust or pigment

Barbarus:"Dry dust?! We have some!"

Gnogglebolt:"FORWARD! MOVE FORWARD! Watch the water for footsteps!"

Miron:not sure that'll stay on long enough

Miron:Stupid! It's temporary! we need to block the exits

Gnogglebolt:"Edaric, tey to grab her if she tries to go past you!"

Gnogglebolt:*try

Miron:She's invisible, not immaterial

Miron:Form a bloody line across the entrance!

Miron:There's a hole near me and Elros!

Miron:Move it!

Liatai:Aelian's turn!

Meany:Too much talking.

Meany:Way too much.

Aelian:« 1d20+7 = 3 + 7 = 10 » listen! to locate invisible foe!

Liatai:No such luck.

TMG:Oh! Wait, I got it

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.

TMG:Locating the square an invisible creature occupies requires a Spot check (DC 40 if the creature is immobile, DC 20 if the creature moved during its last 310 turn)


 * Thomas Lazarus growls terribly and rushes along the waterline!

Liatai:Roll a Fort save, Thomas.

Liatai:You crossed into the mist. >:3

Thomas Lazarus:« 1d20+5 = 20 + 5 = 25 »

TMG:Epic save. x3

Meany:BITCH, PLEASE.

VAE:Stephen King Liatai

Liatai:But you're safe from the biting cold. :3

VAE:And he saved like a BAWS

Thomas Lazarus:"Where is she?!" Thomas looks about frantically, practically hissing.

Ghostwish:Apparently the CIA killed him, confirmed body.

VAE:sweet

Ghostwish:Stupid fucking live feed is like OMG OBAMA ADMINSTRATION RAH RAH RAH

Meany:Damn that CIA.

Liatai:Silently, as the spell's still in effect around you, Thomas. :B

Meany:Now they'll be even more smug.

Dr. Hatari:Oh, is it? x3

Dr. Hatari:I'm in a weird darkness circle.

LysanderxX is disconnected.

Dr. Hatari:Oh, lightsource probably.

Dr. Hatari:So.. I guess.. he couldn't possibly.. hear or see anything..


 * Dr. Hatari feels dumb. :B

Meany:Um.

Meany:Light spell?

LysanderxX has connected.

Meany:=3=

Meany:Yo.

TMG:welcome back, lysander

Dr. Hatari:I consumed them on healing chumps. ^^;

Meany:Damn you chumps.

TMG:what happened? Did it glitch out on you?


 * Meany makes you into chunks.

LysanderxX:That was weird

Luethil Aellonor has received initiative.

TMG:hatar; man, wish you had a lolrod, huh? ;)

LysanderxX:Random disconnecct


 * Luethil Aellonor moves into position and widens her stance to block any possible escaping invisible druids! >:|

TMG:lysander; Hmm. Happens to meany sometimes.

LysanderxX:Also, thanks for the welcome back :3

LysanderxX:Heh

Dr. Hatari:You guys hoarded all the lolrods D:TMG:It appears to be a clinet-side connection issue

TMG:*client

Meany:Anything else, NPCmiss?


 * Luethil Aellonor growls aside, "What if she flies out?"

Dr. Hatari:No, no, thats about it.

Elros has received initiative.

Meany:Also, a note for when Keth has his next turn.

Gnogglebolt:"Can she -do- that?!

Meany:LAUNCH. KOHEL.

Meany::OMeany:koehel*

Elros:Elros...really doesn't know how to attack something that's invisible. Listen « 1d20+8 = 11 + 8 = 19 » to see if he can hear her?

TMG:and spot, don't forget spot

Liatai:No sound detected, cap'n!

Elros:« 1d20+10 = 13 + 10 = 23 » spot

Liatai:No sights seen, either.

TMG::O Success!

TMG:He can determine the square she's in!

Liatai:... wut =3=

TMG:(but only him)

Dr. Hatari:Unless it's impossible. :B

Dr. Hatari:Silence zone.

Elros:Elros cautiously moves up with his sword drawn, but per GM's call, can't tell where she is.

TMG:I, er, posted it already o.o

TMG:Locating the square an invisible creature occupies requires a Spot check (DC 40 if the creature is immobile, DC 20 if the creature moved during its last 310 turn)

Liatai:She's not moving yet. :B

TMG:Ohhhh. x3

Meany:Darn you, meta. :o

Faerie:End turn.

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.

Liatai:I trust you guys not to metagame.

Faerie:I'm going to sprint and grab dinner. Won't disconnect, but assume afk until I say otherwise.

Liatai:Don't disappoint me. And okay! :3

LysanderxX:Good luck

Dr. Hatari:Ok. That's understandable, considering.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt moves forward, and puts away his empty crossbow while getting out his...sling. Not like he has much else. :B

Gnogglebolt:"Keep loocking! Light's forward!"

Gnogglebolt:*looking

Jalzar has received initiative.

Gnogglebolt:Spot: « 1d20 = 4 » and Listen: « 1d20+2 = 7 + 2 = 9 »

Jalzar:Jalzar heeds the command

Barbarus has received initiative.

Jalzar:what's his spot modifier?

Jalzar:am not done!

Aelian:"Someone should help cover Edaric," the ranger mutters, nocking another arrow.

Liatai:+3.

LysanderxX:And that's my cue to exit!

Jalzar:« 1d20+3 = 7 + 3 = 10 » lizard eyes

LysanderxX:Aka dinner

Jalzar:they suck

TMG:seeya, lys!

Liatai:See ya!

LysanderxX:Thanks for the invite, Tech!

VAE:nowit's end turn, and see ya

LysanderxX:See ya, Laitai and others!

TMG:You're welcome :)

Meany:Ta!

LysanderxX is disconnected.

Barbarus:« 1d20+4 = 4 + 4 = 8 » !

Barbarus:Nur.

Miron has received initiative.

Gnogglebolt:"Elros, help Edaric! barbarus, bring that light forward!"

TMG:does...barb have 40 ft move speed? o.o

Liatai:Yep.

Liatai:Catfolk. :3

Dr. Hatari:Fast like cat. D:TMG:Huh. Didn't know that :o

Dr. Hatari:All the better for running you down with. D:Liatai:Miron?

Barbarus::3TMG:Hrm....Gnogglebolt can't get something out of his pack and throw it across the room until his next turn, huh? >.>

Liatai:Yeah.

Inumo:Back. What did I miss?

Dr. Hatari:Nothin~

Liatai:The druid turned invisible. :3

Meany:Osama is dead!

TMG:Lady went invisible. We're freaking out, trying to cover the exits.

Inumo:Ah, okay.

Meany:\o/

Dr. Hatari:Oh, yes. Also that.

Tathi has received initiative.

Liatai:Tathi?

Liatai:The mist now dissipates.

Dr. Hatari:>:o ! My Thomas-turn was going to be experimentally touching it.

Liatai:You would have had your hand frozen. x3

Dr. Hatari:D:Tathi:Tathi casts detect magic, and has a peer around

Ghostwish:Obama's flapping his jowls

VAE:heh

Dr. Hatari:Indeed.

VAE:now he's on the high horse

Tathi:"I am not sure she's moved!" Tathi says and contionues to concentrate

Edaric has received initiative.

TMG:Hmmhmmhmm...

Liatai:Aack! Sacred canine duty D: Edaric can move, I'll be right back ASAP!

Thomas Lazarus:Thomas, still breathing heavily with fury, looks from Tathi to the pillar, then the water below. He glares at the water for any sign of disturbance.

TMG:actually, was just about to ask if drinking a potion is a move-action x3

Dr. Hatari:Standard, I'm afraid.

TMG:Damn. Okay...

Edaric:Edaric moves slightly to the side and kneels down, and recites a poem under his breath. "Barbarus, say 'blabber-artichoke-cartwheel' before coming any closer."

Edaric:Casting Alarm on the ground.

Edaric:radius...

Dr. Hatari:Oh. Is the silence zone still up? Dx

Edaric:...no, wait. Nvm.

Dr. Hatari:What size is it, anyways?

TMG:(even if she heard, she would have to -say- it aloud, but I've thought of something even better)

Dr. Hatari:Nevermind, looked myself. :o

Edaric:Edaric suddenly holds up a hand in a "Stop" gesture to Barbarus, and kneels down and recites a poem under his breath. End turn.

Faerie:Back

Edaric:drawing Alarm radius...

TMG:There. End turn, waiting for the interface to process the move...

Liatai:Back! Reading up...

TMG:Alarm is Audible

Faerie:So, let's see, she's still invisible?

TMG:she is still invisble

TMG:she -might- have not even moved yet

Dr. Hatari:Been tuning one ear to the TV announcements. Obama speech concluded.

Liatai:CLEVER. :3

Liatai:Very, very clever.

TMG:^^TMG:"Work with what I've got." ;)

Dr. Hatari:Also, the silence.. erm.. is Tom in it? I have no idea where the zone it. ^^;;

Kethanis Whitebranch has received initiative.

Liatai:Tom is in it, unless your ally dismisses it.

TMG:And, lady should have no idea of what just happened x3

VAE:20 ft around pedesttal

Liatai:Well I'll be. He's not. :3

Dr. Hatari:>:o

Dr. Hatari:Okay, good. He heard Tathi.

Kethanis Whitebranch:"Koehel." The druid holds the hawk out on his arm. "Seek."

Faerie:Oh, or you could take it.

Faerie:Probably that's a better plan anyway.

Koehel:The hawk takes flight and begins a sweep of the room.

Dr. Hatari:What, you're back again? XD

Liatai:You're a regular ninja, Fae! XD

Dr. Hatari:D'oh, I missed it. :X

Meany:Fae is back, back again.

Meany:Fae is back, back, tell a friend.

Faerie:...I said Back, and had a word with tech.

Faerie:xPDr. Hatari:I guess I keep assuming you leave for food. ^^;

Liatai:Listen checks, Thomas, Barbarus.

Thomas Lazarus:« 1d20+2 = 7 + 2 = 9 »

Barbarus:« 1d20+5 = 10 + 5 = 15 »

TMG:wait, where did init go?

Meany:Still dere, mon.

TMG:no one's marked as having init...

Meany:Nope. :O

Inumo:Meaning it's the lady's turn?

TMG:Ohhh xD

Everburning Torch:A torch falls to the ground on the pillar... and then Barbarus hears the faint sound of wings flapping for a millisecond before the warded area explodes with the sound of ringing bells!

Edaric:"SHE'S HERE! GET HER!"

Edaric:Edaric is standing in the hallway to block it?

Barbarus:"She's flying!"

Liatai:Listen check for Edaric - « 1d20+6 = 19 + 6 = 25 »

Inumo:o.o

Liatai:Make an attack of opportunity. :3

Dr. Hatari:=3= !

Meany:You know what would be an awesome spell to have, right now?

Meany:Glitter dust.

Edaric:Grapple AoO! « 1d20+2 = 17 + 2 = 19 »!

Dr. Hatari:That's Drayco talk, boy.

Dr. Hatari::BFaerie:(phone call, brb)

Liatai:That... surprisingly. o.o That hits. The bard's hands make contact with something feathery...

TMG:wait...

TMG:I...

TMG:I have to be honest, 50% miss chance, ehere :B

Liatai:« 1d100 = 31 »

TMG:So, I roll at or below 50, it

TMG:FFFFfffffff

Liatai:You're good. :3

VAE:crap

TMG:Oh xD

TMG:Heehee. Okay xD


 * Meany Gibbs slaps, Tech.

VAE:miron is gonna freak out at the containment failure

Liatai:Roll that Grapple check! :D

VAE:Barbarus or someone shouldl have been there alreaddy

Edaric:"I GOT HER! I GOT HER!" (taking liberty with dialogue) Edaric suddenly shouts as he seems to...grab the air.

Dr. Hatari:We've been mad dashing there are full possible speed.

Dr. Hatari:They're just long rounds.

TMG:wait, that -was- the grapple..oh!

Miron:Crap! Why isn't anyone blocking....

Liatai:That was the touch attack. :3

Dr. Hatari:That was the grab, you want a bab+str

Edaric:Grapple check! « 1d20+2 = 17 + 2 = 19 »! pleeeeease...

TMG::DFreida Briarclaw:« 1d20+1 = 14 + 1 = 15 »

Meany:Woo!

Meany:Now remember, children.

Freida Briarclaw:The furious sound of wings flapping can be heard over the din of the spell!

TMG:and unarmed strike auto-dealt!

Meany:The bitch must die.

VAE:yeah

Liatai:« 1d3-1 = 2 - 1 = 1 »

VAE:but by puublic hangin

Meany:Tell that to those of Chaotic alignment, and tribal ancestry.

Aelian has received initiative.

Meany:Who will gut her like a narfing chicken.

Freida Briarclaw:Bawk?

VAE:That might throw in a niice connflict

VAE:as in, mace to the head


 * TMG dances a jig for Successful Plot. It's not over yet, but I'm glad the plan at least worked initially!

Meany:....


 * Meany does double dance.

VAE:there's valuable info to get from her

Meany:I just...finished one of my math homeworks...by complete guestimation. =3=


 * Meany is no longer sucky at math?

Liatai:Ghost?

VAE:don't even tell me about mat

VAE:don't even tell me about math

VAE:i gotta do bloody linear algebra after this game

Aelian:"WELL WHAT SHOULD WE DO?!"

Tathi:pokay, what... can't drop impersonation

Edaric:"I DON'T KNOW HELP ME GRAB HER!"

Miron:Try to pacify her !

Ghostwish:there we go

Ghostwish:meany's DCed

Miron:Drag 'er to he ground and tie'er up

Meany is disconnected.

Meany is disconnected.

Inumo:I gotta get to bed soon. How long do you think this'll be?

Aelian:Half-elf runs up to help!

Meany has connected.

VAE:lucky one

Liatai:Hopefully ending soon.

TMG:last line you saw, meany?

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.

Thomas Lazarus:Thomas bows his head, shrouding his eyes in hairline and shadow briefly. "Hold. Her. Still." Tom flicks his left arm aside and sends his shield sliding away.

Thomas Lazarus:He lays both hands on his blade and leans forward into a full sprint. « 1d20+10+2-4 = 16 + 10 + 2 - 4 = 24 » « 1d10+7 = 4 + 7 = 11 »

Meany:Aelian: "WELL WHAT SHOULD WE DO?!"

Liatai:« 1d100 = 37 »

Liatai::DTMG:whispering...

Faerie:Okay, I'm back again now

Faerie:LIATAI

Faerie:I AM HERE

Faerie:NOT BEING A NINJA

TMG:x3Dr. Hatari::BMeany:Fae has evolved into Pirate!

Jalzar:Jalzar holds the line

Jalzar:Next turn!


 * Meany weaves a jolly rodger.

Freida Briarclaw:Thomas feels his sword sink into flesh in the space between Edaric's hands, despite there being nothing there but air -- for one horrible moment, you might think that the blade had gone through and pierced the bard, but fortunately, that's not the case.

Luethil Aellonor has received initiative.

Meany:How..how did Tom get all that bonus? =3=

Luethil Aellonor:"!!!" Luethil makes a full-on mad dash for the opposite side of the cavern! (Run action)

Dr. Hatari:Divine Favor, charge.

Meany:See? That's why I like Divine spell casting.

Dr. Hatari:Admittedly it should be -1/-1 from the bard song wearing off.. forgot that. =3=;

Elros has received initiative.

Meany:You have a bigger fish that's on your side. =3=

Liatai:And since you're no longer a ninja, I won't steal your action again. ^^;;

TMG:...why did Luethil go into that little corner? o.O


 * Luethil Aellonor likes her corner, it's cozy. =3=

Barbarus:She wants to inquire about bone armor.

Dr. Hatari:Because it was the only straight line I could find for the Run that didn't go through rough terrain. ^^;

TMG:ahTMG:uh, you -can- go through that green area, alex, it's just Silence...oh well.

Elros:Elros runs as well, as fast as he can, to get to the other side of the cavern.

Thomas Lazarus:Tom pulls his blade away from where the invis-o-Freida is. Even after using the flat of the blade for a non-lethal strike, it has a few feathers and fresh blood splecs on it.

Elros:Which takes his full turn to do, even runing through the silence.


 * Edaric tries to keep a hold on the bloody invisible bird. "It's like -- trying to catch -- a chicken!"

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.

Dr. Hatari:Just so it was perfectly clear Tom's 11 damage was non-lethal. For some reason. In hindsight, I should absolutely not have given into peer pressure and done that. ^^;

VAE:heh, thanks Hatari

TMG:uh, yeah. OOC even Gnogglebolt's ready to kill her. The offer was surrender or die, to there it is. x3

Dr. Hatari:She can turn into a cat, or a bear. We can't risk jailing her.

VAE:She'll be hanged m,anyways

TMG:anyway, does the water really count as rough terrain for run?

VAE:but we'll need the info

Dr. Hatari:I dunno. I assumed.

Liatai:Yep. It's slippery.

VAE:just like with the brothers

Gnogglebolt:kay then, Gnogglebolt rushes forward.

Gnogglebolt:end turn

Jalzar has received initiative.

Dr. Hatari:Miron... needs the info. :P

VAE:end turn

VAE:indeed

Barbarus has received initiative.

VAE:abut iit's helpful to everyone

Dr. Hatari:I guess we could put her in a, I dunno. Box or something. :B

VAE:erm.. rope?

Dr. Hatari:Druid. Turns into snakes.

Ghostwish:allright, checking out folks. x.x

VAE:not unlimited amount of times

Meany:Seeya!

Liatai:Aw. Okay. See ya. :3

Liatai:We'll save EXP for later in the week.

Ghostwish is disconnected.

Meany:MONDAY, YOU SAY?

Dr. Hatari:I take it we probably level?

Meany:Please let us level. :o

VAE:why?

Liatai:I'm nigh certain you will. x3 Barbarus?

VAE:that's, like, more work :O

Dr. Hatari:Because we're like 300xp away.

Barbarus:« 1d20+2 = 6 + 2 = 8 » Assist Another for Edaric?

Barbarus:Hurr. :B

Miron has received initiative.

Dr. Hatari:Atleast.. atleast you're there. :B

Miron:Miron too, rushes forwards

Miron:Whatever you do, don't kill her... she hs a lot of information that could benefit us

Miron:end turn

Tathi:"Ow -- what the -- Where -- Who?!"

Dr. Hatari:XDTathi:"WHAT?!"

Tathi has received initiative.

Edaric has received initiative.

Liatai:Tech? Let's see if we can bring this bird down. :3

Edaric:Maintaim grapple, damage opponent? Oppopsed Grapple; « 1d20+2 = 18 + 2 = 20 »

Meany:The bitch must die!

Dr. Hatari:You could try for a pin. ^^;..

Freida Briarclaw:« 1d20+1 = 16 + 1 = 17 »

Dr. Hatari:Whew.

Meany:So close, but no. :.

TMG:good idea :o

TMG:attempt to pin instead? rolls are the same

Meany:The Init was adjusted!

TMG:she also now has -4 to AC

Freida Briarclaw:As the bird attempts in vain to struggle back, the invisibility fades.

Kethanis Whitebranch has received initiative.

Edaric:"Got you now, witch!"

Kethanis Whitebranch:"Koehel."

Kethanis Whitebranch:"Attack."

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt glances at Miron as he comes up to the side. "What could we possible learn from her?!"

TMG:*possibly

Koehel:The hawk dives! « 1d20+8 = 19 + 8 = 27 » « 1d4-2 = 1 - 2 = -1 »

Meany:We could learn her shoe size!

TMG:dang, if only the hawk had Keen talons xD

Dr. Hatari:Oh no she heals. :.

TMG:(also, 1 point of damage minimum done)

TMG::P* Kethanis Whitebranch still looks gravely serious. "You have fallen far, sister."

Miron:A lot of tings... such as what was her plan here... after all, after one mad druid has failed, more can follow. Also allies... and she might know of more of Redmaw's customrs

Meany:Does...does Pinned countr as Helpless?

Freida Briarclaw:« 1d20+1 = 13 + 1 = 14 » Grapple check as the bird struggles to escape!

TMG:Nope.

VAE:coup de grace? nbwhahahah

TMG:Specifically says, Immobile, but NOT helpless

Dr. Hatari:Unfortunately not. It counts as immobile (but not helpless).

Edaric:And opposed grapple! « 1d20+2 = 11 + 2 = 13 »

Dr. Hatari:Which doesn't make very much sense if you think about it, but what the hell.

TMG:Dang. She escaped pin, but she's not out of the grapple yet

Freida Briarclaw:The bird is no longer pinned!

Meany:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Aelian has received initiative.

Miron:Really.. she seemed pretty talkative when we dragged her in.. and i still hve my truth elixir

TMG:Sh'e snot away yet! Just not pinned

TMG:*She's not

Miron:We just pour it down her throat... and she'll tell us what we need.

Miron:or well, most of it


 * Aelian sighs and nocks an arrow. "Troublesome wench." « 1d20+8 = 19 + 8 = 27 » « 1d8 = 1 »

Meany:Crit? :o

Miron:noVAE:erVAE:noFreida Briarclaw:And with that, the bird goes limp.

Meany:There. Now she's helpless. :3

Inumo:AKA dead?

Liatai:Combat finally over! :D

VAE:noVAE:not dead

VAE:fainted


 * Thomas Lazarus had raises his blade high for a killing blow, but slowly lowers it. He's still fuming.

Inumo:Ah, she's being treated like a PC.

TMG:inumo; every living thing is treated like a pC


 * Inumo always heard that NPCs didn't get that luxury.

VAE:no, she'd being treated the way the rules go

TMG:udnead, plants, constructs, and oozes are not :B

TMG:that and a small amount of nonlethal damage was done to her

VAE:indeed

Thomas Lazarus:"... Monster ... !" Thomas makes sure she's not on the cusp of recovery, and gives the bird a sound fist to the ... whole body, for good measure! « 1d3+5 = 1 + 5 = 6 »

TMG:Not intentionally, but as a side-effect

Miron:*Smiles* Thomas..good punch, we'll need those for the interrogation.

Edaric:Edaric is grateful, since you would have taken his head along with the bird's had you swung your sword... though that doesn't stop him from standing up in a hurry and backing up when the armored fist swings in.

TMG:are turns off now?


 * Thomas Lazarus slumps with a sigh as the righteous fury finally leaves him. He just looks tired now. Tired and depressed.

Barbarus:Uhoh. :o Catfolk's got that murdern' look to him.

Thomas Lazarus:"Let's clean up.."

Liatai:Combat's over, turns are done.

Miron:Don't even think of that!

Barbarus:Too late.

Gnogglebolt:"Miron, there's really not much we can learn from her that we don't already know. And she was given the chance to surrender..."

Miron:That doesn't matter... she'd be an idiot to accept ssuch a chance

Miron:I already told you .. there are informations she might possess that may aid us

Thomas Lazarus:"Let it go, friend.."

Miron:*shouts* Kethanis! What do you know about containing your kind?

Kethanis Whitebranch:"There is no need to shout."

Thomas Lazarus:"..We all want to.. but this is bigger than us."

TMG:so...has barbarus done anything?

TMG:...wait, did meany fall off again?

TMG:Meany?

Miron:Sorry.. there's still that zone from the spell... sound has to pass around

Thomas Lazarus:"We're obligated to learn what we can to fully undo her damage, and route her fiendish connections."

Barbarus:Sleeve blade is out.

Miron:Thomas is right

Barbarus:Arm drawn back to stab.


 * Thomas Lazarus looks to Barbarus with a stern frown. "Please."

VAE:what do i need to roll to pounce on him to prevent that?


 * Kethanis Whitebranch looks down at the fallen bird with an angry and sorrowful expression... then he holds out a hand. "Hold, Barbarus."

VAE:that is, if heh realy does

Dr. Hatari:Don't worry about it.

Barbarus:"Just a pound of flesh, I assure you."

Gnogglebolt:"Urg. Thomas is right, we need to make sure that we can reverse her taint..."

Gnogglebolt:"And then..."

Kethanis Whitebranch:"There is a far worse punishment that she should face."

Miron:Indeed... and then she'll be hanged


 * Thomas Lazarus fwaps Barbarus lightly. "She only weighs like two pounds."

Barbarus:"She doesn't need both arms."

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt breaths and shakes his head, not even finishing that sentance.

Miron:In public, like a swine like her deserves.

Kethanis Whitebranch:"Worse, inquisitor. Do not encroach your city laws upon our business."

Inumo:How would you hang a shapeshifter...

Miron:Someone of her kind doesn't deserve a dignified death in battle

TMG:(anyway, what has Tathi been doing this whole time?)

Faerie:With great difficulty?

Faerie:re Inumo

TMG:(or, not-tathi, as the case may be?)

Dr. Hatari:Good question. :.

Dr. Hatari:She ran away for home, perhaps. :B

Miron:I believe it is up to people of redtree to judge her... but i'm willing to listen to ideas

Kethanis Whitebranch:"Inquisitor." Kethanis sounds more serious than you've ever heard him before. "Silence."

Miron:*frowns at the druid*


 * Thomas Lazarus nods pleadingly at Miron.

Gnogglebolt:"...Brother miron, I think it is time for us to step back. This is Kethanis' arena."

Miron:Not sure of that.. but as long as i learn what i need to...

Gnogglebolt:"Let us stand by and watch. I trust Kethanis. He knows what he's doing, and knows who she is better than us."

Miron:*arms crosed*


 * Thomas Lazarus lightly lays an open hand over Barbarus' blade arm. He whispers again, "Please stand down, friend."

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt places a hand on Miron's shoulder.

Gnogglebolt:"That's just it, brother. It's not about you."

Miron:Speaks in gnomish again

Kethanis Whitebranch:"She has transgressed against the people of Redtree, this much is true... but she has committed a much greater crime. She has turned her back on the natural world." He looks down at the fallen bird, then closes his eyes. "... I had hoped never to do this."

Gnogglebolt:"Come, let them deal with this, we shall clean up this battlefield."

Miron:shuts up again

Miron:I'll wait around in the meantime

Miron:*observes the druid*


 * Kethanis Whitebranch begins to speak in the ancient tongue of the woodsfolk... a low chant. It's like the rest of you aren't even there.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt tries to step back, but bumps into two elf legs. :B


 * Thomas Lazarus looks to Kethanis oddly. Will he be the one to do what the rest of them are already desperate to try? An execution? Thomas watches without interfering.

Miron:So he turned her back... useful

Kethanis Whitebranch:Slowly, vines start to grow from the floor, and wrap around the bird's form. A green glow, tainted with a pale yellow, sick tinge, seeps from the feathered creature through them into the ground. Then, the vines fall away, sinking back into the earth.. .leaving behind the woman, still unconscious.

Kethanis Whitebranch:"... It has been decided."

Kethanis Whitebranch:"The natural world has taken back the power she scorned through her actions."

Gnogglebolt:"...what did you do?" Gnogglebolt whispers reverently.

Gnogglebolt:"You...took her magic?"


 * Thomas Lazarus raises his brows and nods slightly.

Barbarus:"Now, about that pound of flesh?"

Miron:That.. was a good thing to do

Thomas Lazarus:"..Severed her divine anchor."

Miron:No.

Miron:No pound of flesh, not now.

Barbarus:"Not asking you."


 * Thomas Lazarus glances to Barbarus cooly.

Kethanis Whitebranch:"Something... that is never pleasant to do." Kethanis looks down at the woman with pity. "That is more punishment than any of you could ever deal."


 * Thomas Lazarus then releases his hand.

Gnogglebolt:"...You can do" that?" Gnogglebolt whispers incredulously.

Gnogglebolt:"...You can do that?" Gnogglebolt whispers incredulously.


 * Miron mutters something about burning at stake.

Miron:This, thankfully, simplifies matters a lot.

Gnogglebolt:His eye sare also very wide.

Kethanis Whitebranch:"I am a warden. Sometimes, we have the unpleasant task of weeding out those from our order who have fallen from grace." He looks very tired.

Barbarus:The Catfolk isn't really looking at anyone but the woman. Eyes slit, ready to kill something.

Gnogglebolt:Internally, Gnogglebolt's head is spinning. He wonders if this is possible with other kinds of magic.

Gnogglebolt:And he is fervently, fervently thankful he doesn't use magic.

Miron:Miron keeps watch on her.


 * Thomas Lazarus reaches into one of his robe-sleeves and fishes around briefly. He produces a small blue vial.


 * Thomas Lazarus hovers it over the woman and drops it without ceremony. "You can take your finger or whatever. Just don't kill her."

Kethanis Whitebranch:"Nature has judged her. Now the civilized world may." And he steps back.

Miron:Gnogglebolt.. her magic, just like the priests' isn't of her own power, rather,it is granted


 * Thomas Lazarus turns away and walks.

TMG:Hey, danman?

TMG:That was internal thoughts.

TMG:Not said aloud.

Miron:So it can be taken away like this, i think

VAE:well,he assked before

TMG:I actually USE quotes when speaking aloud ^^;

VAE:"you can dothat ? "

TMG:Oh, okay.

VAE:also, it's almoist 6AM

Faerie:...speaking of tired, how late are we going? >.>

Liatai:I'm hoping to end as soon as people wrap up this dialogue.

Meany:Eleven straight hours.

TMG:(wheee, new record? xD )

Meany:TMG, damn you.

Dr. Hatari:Eheh. Well... it was a significant turn of events. ^^;

Inumo:Wow...

Miron:Now, let's get her to the city before thi catffolk does something dumb.

Faerie:Well tech, we met your 10-hour quota.

Faerie::PVAE:does that make good closing words?

Gnogglebolt:"Let's just...question her and get it over with. I assume that vial you have is something to do with it, Thomas?"

Barbarus:"You...completely forgot about the storm hitting us right now, haven't you?"

Miron:She's a human now.. no more magic she has

Thomas Lazarus:"That was so Barbarus could have his token." He remarks coldly.

Miron:Now, there's really no reason to deprive the people of redtree of justice

Miron:Never mind, it's easier to question someone in the.... proper enviroment *grins

Barbarus:"Helllo?"

Barbarus:"Very big storm cell outside?"


 * Thomas Lazarus wafts at the air. "We can wait it out.. there's still work to do."

Thomas Lazarus:"I'm going to search the side rooms."

Barbarus:"Yeah, I need to get some of these wolf corpses skinned."

Miron:Hah... a cat afraid of water, who'd have guessed


 * Thomas Lazarus walks off, seemingly wanting nothing better than to be rid of the druid business.

Barbarus:"Anyone with a knife is free to try helping in exchange for a coat.

GM:And the wind outside howls and rages as the Vigilant Guardians discuss their next course of action...

VAE:indeed

Dr. Hatari:Chapter Complete

Barbarus:And Barbie trips Miron into the spring! End game?

VAE:pfft

Dr. Hatari:;BMiron:Gets up!

GM:End game. Chapter still not complete. :3

Miron:Bloody cat! it smells of wolf piss

Miron:*spits profusely*

Dr. Hatari:Bah just the boring logistics and villain extro parts. :B

TMG:x3TMG:Righto!

TMG:I believe that is session end, then!

Faerie:May I make the first nomination tonight?

GM:Anyone got any quick nominations, or should we handle them all later in the week?

TMG:Nominations? :o

VAE:I told ya

TMG:Let's just get it out of the way now, with it fresh in our minds ^^

TMG:alex; sure!

Faerie:The team that took down bin Laden. For putting an end to him.

VAE:the lizardfolk for involuntary pacifist

Dr. Hatari:Thomas got vindication for his second rosary, and the people will be safe.

Dr. Hatari:That's enough chapter for him. :B

TMG:alex; ahaha. xD

GM:Poor, poor Thomas. So naive. =3=

VAE:Also, vouching for alex's

GM:It's not over 'til it's over~

Inumo:Imma get to bed now. G'night all!

Liatai:Night!

Dr. Hatari:How can you call me naive with a Mink token! =3=;

TMG:let's see...

VAE:Now, Thomas, for showing promising skill as an interrogator (the fist in the end)

Inumo:Also, is it okay to use this gray?

Liatai:XD That's true!

Liatai:Yep, it's fine.

Inumo:Cool. Don't want to be too intrusive with my comments.

Dr. Hatari:It's alright.

Inumo:Anyways, to bed!

Liatai:Good night!

Dr. Hatari:Let's see, noms, noms..

Inumo is disconnected.

VAE:Also, gnogglebolt for being smart "she didn't move from the pltform, that's whyshe\'s nowhere"

Meany:Well...

Meany:The bulk of actually doing things...

TMG:danmaner; er, what? o.O

Meany:Was done by NPCs.

Dr. Hatari:I nom Barbarus for Master of the Hunt.

Meany:That was Tathi.

TMG:anyway

Dr. Hatari:Soloing the fleeing druid and being a vicious little mite in the end.

TMG:as for the NPC actions

Dr. Hatari:Catty~

VAE:Gnogglebolt guessin she didn't budge when she became invisible

TMG:...no, that was Tathi o.O

TMG:I didn't metagame like that

VAE:Tathi then

TMG:Tathi was able to do it because of detect magic

Dr. Hatari:And hmmmm

Meany:Gnoggle!

TMG:Anyway! As I was trying to say

Meany:For consummate use of Thunderstones!

VAE:Fine.. .i correct my nomination to our favourite spellcaster "young miss"

TMG:Since Nominations are for exceptional bits of Roleplaying (or other cool things)

Dr. Hatari:Nom ... well, TMG for exceptional use of improvised Bard.

Liatai:^That. XD

Dr. Hatari:If only you liked characters that could do useful things, you would be such a gem. ;b

TMG:that they are really going to the -players-, regardless of who the character is

Meany:Fae for...well, killifying many ravens all pimpin'?

VAE:nah, they should go to NPC's too

Liatai:Yes indeed, Tech. Nominate people for things their NPCs did, too, if you want. :3

VAE:no matter who was controllin them

TMG:that said, I can't remember who was playing what :B

Dr. Hatari:Let's see, let's see..

Meany:Ghost for AelianxTathi.

VAE:after aall, we might meet them again

Meany:Which btw.

Meany:I totally ship.

Meany:=3=

Dr. Hatari:ship?

VAE:like slash, just less gay

Liatai:XD It is becoming somewhat shippable, ain't it?

TMG:...you don't know 'shipping', hatari? >.>

TMG:Short for "relationship"

Dr. Hatari:No, that's the first time I've ever heard it. ^^;

Meany:And you have the nerve to call me disconnected.

Dr. Hatari:Enlighten

Dr. Hatari:Ah!

TMG:ah...

VAE:he's the lucky one then

Dr. Hatari:I get it now.

VAE:even i have heard of shippin

TMG:whenever a fandom of something thinks two characters should get with each other

TMG:whether or not the charactyers are actually together

TMG:this act is verbed 'shipping'

VAE:and they usually write shitty porn fiction of it

Dr. Hatari:I guess I.. just haven't been a member of fan communities that much. :B

VAE:or shitty overly emotional fiction

TMG:take Avatar, for example. Some people shipped Aang/Katar, some shipped Katara/Zuko

VAE:or ... you see a pattern emerge

TMG:*Katara

Liatai:Um. ^^;

Dr. Hatari:And oh good god were there ever a lot of times this session where I had wished my alt were here in combat. =3=;

TMG:ANYWAY!

TMG:Back to nominations!

Liatai:Shall we move away from shipping and back to noms? XP

Dr. Hatari:Heh.

TMG:TGhost had Aelian, okay

VAE:nomming what?

TMG:Dan had Jalzar, right?

Dr. Hatari:Hmmmmmmmm.


 * VAE mrows!

VAE:indeed!

Dr. Hatari:I'll give VAE a lesser nom for the Better Luck Next Time award. x3

TMG:and... oh yeah, Faerie had Kethanis?

Dr. Hatari:Poor lizard~

TMG:and Luethil...who had Luethil?

Dr. Hatari:That was me.

VAE:heh.. i vote for a full one, but for the NPC

Liatai:Yep. Jalzar was VAE's, Luethil was Hatari's, Edaric was Tech's, and Fae had Kethanis... up until the end, that judgement of nature thing was me.

Dr. Hatari:I admittedly didn't do much with her.

Dr. Hatari:But it was atleast fast. *shrug* :B

TMG:Yes, I do give Danman the nomination for Luck-Enforced Pacifist as well. x3

VAE:no matter who's at command, th character thats did it should get the XP

TMG:Thomas for SMACKDOWN

Dr. Hatari:Ohhhh yeah. That second-to-last swing bit. I liked that, I'm not gonna lie. :B

VAE:interesting thought

Faerie:Liatai: You did better than I anyway.

Dr. Hatari:Darkthomas is mad!

VAE:does she still havee druidvels, or did they turn into commoner or somethjing?

TMG:No. Wait.


 * Dr. Hatari taps chin..

TMG:II retract my nomination for Smackdown.

TMG:And Instead

Liatai:She is now an ex-druid.

Meany is disconnected.

VAE:and i am beginning to write worse than e

TMG:nominate Thomas for "EPIC CHALLENGE! ...too bad she can't hear you :B "

Dr. Hatari:Hahahaha

VAE:oh right.. miron said it.. druids and priests can be exed

Dr. Hatari:That was a perfect Thomas moment. Because like all the best Thomas moments, it was I OOC forgetting something.

Liatai:x3TMG:Indeed xD

TMG:Ghost for making two characters he controlled flirt? :B

Dr. Hatari:It would've been great if she made this sarcastic frown and held a hand to her ear. x3


 * Liatai gives herself some negative EXP for forgetting the difference between east and west. =3=;;

VAE:anyone seen the last XKCD?

VAE:so true

Liatai:All right, those all the nominations so far?

Dr. Hatari:Mmmmmmmm.

VAE:Liatai.. i don't remember either, but i always imagine the world map and think where's moscow and where'\s washington

Dr. Hatari:Maybe give Meany a minor initiative award for "Rogued like a rogue! Found the dungeon!"

Liatai:Indeed! x3

Dr. Hatari:Because we were probably about to scale a cliff ot hike 1200 feet around this plateu.

VAE:also, thomas

VAE:Saving like a baws

TMG:hatari; actually

Thomas Lazarus:I'M THE BAWS.

TMG:Gnogglebolt was literally -just- about to say "Hey, if this is where the tainted water is comig from, shouldn't he at -least- move the boulders, go in, and plug it up, even if Briarclaw isn't there?"

TMG:*shouldn't we

Dr. Hatari:Ah. Perhaps.

Dr. Hatari:That would've been super hard, though. =3=;

Liatai:Okay... Tech, can you do me a favor and undo your drawing?

VAE:ok ... let's hurry this up a bit perhaps

Dr. Hatari:Anyways yes. That's all I can think of.


 * Dr. Hatari closes his ballot.

Liatai:And then we'll head back to IRC. :3

TMG:undo my--oh!

Dr. Hatari:Saving XP for later, or are we gonna hear the noms tonight? B:TMG:Wait exp from the battle and nominations?

Liatai:XP for later. :3

TMG:oh, okay

VAE:i still need to interrogate liatai :P

Dr. Hatari:Well, remarkably, no one died.

VAE:well, a bunch of wolves

Dr. Hatari:Ehn.

TMG:OhTMG:Almost forgot

Dr. Hatari:We got lucky with Gimatha never settling into a full attack on us, I think.

TMG:Nomination for Babraus

TMG:Consolation prize; uh...I think your mule just turned into a zombie...

Liatai:XDTMG:Gonna have to put 'em down, yup :B

Dr. Hatari:I mean, I guess it's okay if he has a fiendish ass and can control it. =3=;

TMG:*snrrrrrrk*

Dr. Hatari:Just... how weird is that?


 * Liatai snerks x3

Dr. Hatari:Okay, it's 1:00, going to IRC.

Liatai:All righty. Shutting down, saving log.

You have disconnected.

Server started; please wait for map to refresh.

TMG has connected.

Meany has connected.

Dr. Hatari has connected.

Faerie has connected.


 * You roll to yourself: 7000+2400+1000+800 => 7000 + 2400 + 1000 + 800 = 11200

Meany:yoMeany:brb

Liatai:Yo!

Dr. Hatari:Guten abend.

Faerie:Gluten abound?

Dr. Hatari:Let's see, let's see.. test test. « 4d6d3 = 6 »

Dr. Hatari:Let's see, let's see.. test test. « 4d6d3 = 6 »

Faerie:>.>

Dr. Hatari:Hm.

Dr. Hatari:Let's see, let's see.. test test. « 4d6d1 = 10 »

Dr. Hatari:Let's see, let's see.. test test. « 4d6d1 = 10 »

Dr. Hatari:Let's see, let's see.. test test. « 4d6d1 = 13 »

Dr. Hatari:Let's see, let's see.. test test. « 4d6d1 = 12 »

Dr. Hatari:Let's see, let's see.. test test. « 4d6d1 = 8 »

Dr. Hatari:Let's see, let's see.. test test. « 4d6d1 = 15 »

Dr. Hatari:Let's see, let's see.. test test. « 4d6d1 = 11 »

Dr. Hatari:Guess that's how it works then.

Meany:Mhm.

Liatai:All we need's a Ghost and a VAE.

Dr. Hatari:I hope someone recorded the noms from last time. I so forget. ^^;

Liatai:I have a log. x3 Let me post what I have...

TMG:hatari; if you turn on autolog, you -do- have the recordings :o

TMG:anyway, doing another mission of BE:A....brb ;)


 * Dr. Hatari has never used the toolbar. =3=;

Liatai:VAE: the lizardfolk for involuntary pacifist

Liatai:VAE: Now, Thomas, for showing promising skill as an interrogator (the fist in the end)

Liatai:VAE: Also, Tathi for being smart "she didn't move from the pltform, that's whyshe\'s nowhere"

Liatai:Dr. Hatari: I nom Barbarus for Master of the Hunt.

Liatai:Meany: Gnoggle! For consummate use of Thunderstones!

Liatai:Dr. Hatari: Nom ... well, TMG for exceptional use of improvised Bard.

Liatai:Meany: Fae for...well, killifying many ravens all pimpin'?

Liatai:Meany: Ghost for AelianxTathi.

Liatai:Dr. Hatari: I'll give VAE a lesser nom for the Better Luck Next Time award. x3

Liatai:TMG: Yes, I do give Danman the nomination for Luck-Enforced Pacifist as well. x3

Liatai:TMG: Thomas for SMACKDOWN

Liatai:TMG: nominate Thomas for "EPIC CHALLENGE! ...too bad she can't hear you :B "

Liatai:TMG: Ghost for making two characters he controlled flirt? :B

Liatai:* Liatai gives herself some negative EXP for forgetting the difference between east and west. =3=;;

Liatai:Dr. Hatari: Maybe give Meany a minor initiative award for "Rogued like a rogue! Found the dungeon!"

Dr. Hatari:Maybe... maybe the map orientation is such that 'up' is south..? :B

Liatai:TMG: Nomination for Babraus TMG: Consolation prize; uh...I think your mule just turned into a zombie...

Liatai:That's all that was nommed last night. :3

Ghostwish has connected.

Meany:gah

Meany:afk


 * Ghostwish steals all of the exp and runs out.

Liatai:Nyah. XP

Liatai:Whispering you the nominations from last night... Got any? :3

Ghostwish:Kind of hard to remember now. :>

Ghostwish:May I nominate myself and Hatari for speed turns? :P

Ghostwish:*snrk* Anything that I would have said has already been said. :>

Liatai:Gnarrr, where's the VAE. >:E

Meany:back

Dr. Hatari:Well, he was atleast here during the original noms.

TMG:back

Ghostwish:So there I was, healing the giant Harvy look alike, and suddenly my messenger. My thoughts? That must be that owl again. >:O :P\

Meany:Hmm.

TMG:hmmoh, liatai

Meany:I nominate....Miron for....something something, THE BITCH MUST DIE BY HANGING, something.

Meany:Lessee.

TMG:wait...oh, nevermind ^^;

Meany:Elros needs noms.

Meany::oMeany:Elros did lay a smackdown across the board.

Meany:Elros: Quietly compotent?

Meany:*shot*

TMG:also, I am amused how, starting just yesterday, we all seem to have shortened "nominations" to "noms"

TMG:In addition to the normal funny meaning of nom x3

Dr. Hatari:NOOOOMS >:O

Liatai:NOM NOM NOM. x3

Ghostwish:How dare you desecrate my gaming idea!!! >:P

Ghostwish:(I nominate Miron for Moron, chapter 2. :P)

Dr. Hatari:x3Meany:Ghost, no reaction to the TathixAelian ship?

Meany:*shot*

Ghostwish:I keep reloading, you keep asking. :P


 * Dr. Hatari wonders who keeps shooting - oh. =3=;

Meany:http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/memes-to-shreds-you-say.jpg Random bit of funny to pass the time. =3=

Meany:>:E

Meany:http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/memes-to-shreds-you-say.jpg

Meany:Random bit of blah de blah blah blah.

GM:Everyone! 1020 XP for combat, 100 XP for roleplaying!

GM:Thomas! 100 XP - EPIC CHALLENGE! ... Too bad she can't hear you. :B 50 XP - Avenging the Fallen.

Dr. Hatari:|3 !

TMG:ah! I think danman's on his way :o

VAE has connected.

Barbarus:Holy bathair, batman!

GM:Gnogglebolt! 200 XP - Resourcefulness! Thunderstones and bards used in creative ways.

Meany:YoVAE!

GM:Barbarus! 100 XP - I'm sorry for my compatriots, they're too impolite to hear your monologue. 50 XP - Scouted like a scout! Found the dungeon! 50 XP - Huntmaster. No prey escapes you!

GM:Elros - 100 XP - Quiet Competence. When someone needs a job done, you do it well. 100 XP - Here, you've got a little bird on your face. Let me get that for you.

GM:Miron - 50 XP - Forget your silly druidic code THIS WITCH MUST BURN. >:O 50 XP - Luck-Enforced Pacifist. 50 XP - Moron, Part 2.

GM:Tathi - 100 XP - Tathi x Aelian. Totally shipping it. :P 50 XP - Magical Aptitude. Using Spellcraft, arcane knowledge, and Detect Magic to their fullest capacity! 50 XP - I CAST MAGIC MISSILE!

Dr. Hatari:VAE: Everyone! 1020 XP for combat, 100 XP for roleplaying!

Faerie:« 8350+1020+100+100+100 = 8350 + 1020 + 100 + 100 + 100 = 9670 »

Meany:« 1020+100+100+50+50 = 1020 + 100 + 100 + 50 + 50 = 1320 »

TMG:« 8750+1320 = 8750 + 1320 = 10070 »

TMG:ooh, JUST made it o.o

Dr. Hatari:« 1020+100+100+50+9720 = 1020 + 100 + 100 + 50 + 9720 = 10990 »

Meany:« 8650+1320 = 8650 + 1320 = 9970 »

TMG:D:VAE:where be meh token?

Meany:...

Meany:So...close.

Liatai:Oof! Anyone got more noms for Elros or Barbarus?

Dr. Hatari:Huh. Barbarus needs 30xp.

Meany:Hmm!

Faerie:Remember though, I missed a couple sessions.

Dr. Hatari:=3= *ponder*

Ghostwish:What's for level 5 again?

VAE:haha "forget your silly druidic code THIS WITCH MUST BURN" is hillarious

Dr. Hatari:10k

Faerie:Which is why Elros is short on EXP.

Meany:I nominate Fae, for excellent Druidicness.

Meany:And for keeping the hawk in reserve.

Meany:"Now, go stab her in the face!"

TMG:who was the character you were controlling again aside from barbarus, meany?

Ghostwish:Think I might level.. totalling it now

Meany:Honduras.

Meany:=3=

TMG:Oh, you weren't controlling any of the NPCs?

VAE:10365 should be .. 9095 + 1270

Ghostwish:FFFF. Nevermind. I am 430 short. XD

Dr. Hatari:Mmmm.. okay. How about Barbarus for Sticking to Your Guns: Gotta get dem specimenz. GOTTA GET DEM BONES. =3=

TMG:Oh, Liatai. You forgot Meany's consolation prize. "Congratulations on your new...zombiehorse? :B )

VAE:hmm

Liatai:No, I got that one. :B

VAE:what's for 5th level?

Meany:SPECIMENZ

Ghostwish:WAIT

Ghostwish:MISSED Everyone! 1020 XP for combat, 100 XP for roleplaying!

Ghostwish:WOOT. I leveled. :>

TMG:xDDr. Hatari:*snrk*

VAE:what's for 5th level?

Dr. Hatari:10k

TMG:danman, 10,000

VAE:leveled, then

GM:Barbarus! 50 XP - Dem bones dem bones dem -- fiendish bones~

Ghostwish:Tathi is sitting happy at 10690. :>

VAE:Nobody expects the Kellonite inquisition!

Meany:« 8650+1370 = 8650 + 1370 = 10020 »

TMG:that's what Ram said this morning when I was telling him about the session xD

Meany:Thankee!

GM:Elros! 100 XP - How could I miss this, I almost forgot. NO ONE EATS THAT RAT BUT ME! >:O

TMG:Oh YEAH!

Dr. Hatari:x3Kor:OBJECTION! That should be a penalty! Squeak!

Faerie:x3VAE:heh, got new sort of dark knowledge

Ghostwish:Liatai, may I half-dies for the HPz? :>

Liatai:Yep.

Ghostwish:YAY!

VAE:can boost saves against enemy abilities

Ezer:Shush, you don't get a say.


 * Dr. Hatari always takes half-die. ^^;

Kor:There will be cheese for this.

VAE:and 3rd level spells!

Liatai:Oh yes there will be. x3

Dr. Hatari:It's way better to not be crippled than to be above-par for HP.


 * Ghostwish is the same. Barbarian with three natural 1s.

Liatai:Do you guys want a preview of the loot? x3

Ghostwish:14 HP now. :>

Dr. Hatari:... What a loaded question. x3

Meany:Well, Barbie's got some bitchin' new bracers.

Meany:Which may or may not be cursed.


 * Dr. Hatari graduates Tom to 36 HP. :O

Meany:=3=


 * Ghostwish kicks Tom in the nuts. 35/36 HP.

Dr. Hatari:They probably weren't horribly cursed if you pulled them directly off an enemy. :B

Meany:Unless that was really a man.

Meany:Who was a damn good spymaster.

Dr. Hatari:Duh-duhn-duuhhhn!

Liatai:*SNRK*

VAE:heh, and taking 3 on the hit die

VAE:38 HP

Ghostwish:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHH

VAE:still beat Tom!

Faerie:So, um, anything else now?

Ghostwish:Guess who just got their first 3rd level spell? :>


 * Dr. Hatari wags a fist at VAE!


 * Faerie ought to go call Comcast. >.>

Meany:Roll HP? :>

Liatai:Aw, no one's gonna roll for HP?

Meany:Yo.

Liatai:Yer all cowards. XP

TMG:...

Meany:« 1d6 = 4 »

TMG:AUUUUUUUGH!

Dr. Hatari:Hm. Does Tathi get just the one 3rd level spell, or more?

Meany:Woo!

Faerie:I don't level until 10k. Can't do anything. :P

TMG:Aaaaaaaah! DX

Ghostwish:Well she learns 2.

Liatai:o.o?!

Dr. Hatari:Also; I wonder what it could be. :P

Ghostwish:She can cast 1.. lemme check bonuses.

Ghostwish:GEEEEEEEEEE I WONDER IF IT EXPLODES.

TMG:I've been TOTALLY forgotting--jeeze! This would have been so useful! xD

Dr. Hatari:x3 I'm more concerned with the second.

Dr. Hatari:3rd level is where arcane enters the big leagues.

TMG:As a Tinker, I have the special ability "Bomb Bouncing"

TMG:which allows me to double the range increment of any thrown grenadelike weapon x.o

Meany:Whoo!

Liatai::BMeany:Tathi is now officially the only glass cannon.

Dr. Hatari:You need more grenades. And you need to use your class features. >:B

TMG:had it since 2nd level :/

Meany:20 hp, booya.

Liatai:And, Meany.

Meany:ohnoes

Dr. Hatari:Quit playing Gnogglebolt like he has peasant levels. :B

TMG:x_x

Liatai:Since Barbie now has 4 HD, choose an attribute to increase by 1. :3

Ghostwish:Well she gets one extra evocation spell per day. :>

Meany:o:Meany:O:Meany:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:Meany:0:Meany:(O):Dr. Hatari:Barbarus is evolving!


 * Liatai lifts Meany's jaw off the floor for him. xP

Ghostwish:And why yes! She does get an extra spell a day thansk to bonuses.

Ghostwish:So, two fireballs o doom a day. :>

Meany:I submit one spell.

VAE:heh... i get 3 level 3's :P

Meany:That you should try for.

Meany:GLITTER.

Meany:DUST.

Dr. Hatari:But what other spell? Fly? Haste? Dispel? They're all so good >:O

Ghostwish:She's going to have one divining spell on the side. The others will have to wait. She only gets to learn 2 spells. :{

Dr. Hatari:Also, hm. Elros is now a level 5 ranger, no?

Ghostwish:Remember, our little elf girl is pushing hard for Loremaster.

Dr. Hatari:Can he cast a spell?

Liatai:Until she sits down and studies some spellbooks or scrolls.

TMG:but as a wizard, she can learn new ones at any time. :B

Ghostwish:That means a diviniation spell a level.

Meany:\o/

Meany:Uncanny dodge!

Ghostwish:This is true. Who knows what the DM might throw at us. :>

Liatai:Oh-ho, why yes. He can cast up to two level 1 ranger spells now. :3

Faerie:Hitari: I believe not until 10k, unless I'm wrong.

Liatai:Oh right. ^^;

Faerie:Or what Liatai says.

Dr. Hatari:Didn't he - oh right, missed sessions. :x

Faerie:Or not.

Liatai:You can cast one level 1 ranger spell per day. :B

Ghostwish:Lightning bolt.. or fireball... lightning bolt.. or fireball....

Ghostwish:I WANT THEM ALL.

Meany:GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL

Dr. Hatari:Firefirefirefirefire >:O

Meany:POKEMON

TMG:oh yeah! Elros has had the capability to cats spells this whole time :o

TMG:*cast


 * Faerie brb's >.>

Meany:Catsing spells tends to result in lacerations.

VAE:heh, done modifying

VAE:i think i'll leave learning new spells until we reach the Leaden Mace again

VAE:he'll do that in their library

TMG:alex! You must look at the Range spell list!

TMG:*Ranger

Dr. Hatari:It's pretty bad without extra content, honestly. Here, let me truncate it for you;

Ghostwish:Okay, fireball it is. Now what do yall think about the new diviniation spell? There's only 3 level 3 ones.

Dr. Hatari:Cure Light Wounds, Entangle.

Dr. Hatari::BDr. Hatari:Actually, shoot. Was that second edition?


 * Dr. Hatari scribbles out CLW. :B

Liatai:What are the three? And remember, I allow splatbooks.

Ghostwish:Oh!

Ghostwish:Then I shall have to research.

Meany:Arcane sight?

TMG:ghost; definitely arcane sight or claruidience/clarvoiyance

Meany:*shot*

Liatai:Yeah, I'm the DM that's loose with splatbooks. xP

TMG:in fact, clarudience is probably better

Ghostwish:Oh yer so loose gurlfreend.

TMG:removes the lack of info issue we often have x3


 * Liatai tosses a pillow at Ghost. XP

Ghostwish:*bamf! and gun goes off, headshots meany*

Faerie:Alright, back

VAE:oh wow

VAE:level 3 cleric spells start getting awesome

Meany:GM!

TMG:alex; by the way!

Meany:Does...does this night in the Cave count as downtime?

Liatai:You assume it will be uninterrupted. =3=

Meany:Because if it does, boom shakka lakka, I can buff them Craft and Profession skills.

Ghostwish:Very well then! I shall take Reverse Gender out of the BoEF.

Ghostwish:KIDDING. :P

Meany:And possibly succeed at them coatmaking.

Dr. Hatari:Indeed they do. Especially in the spell compendium.

Faerie:Tech, yes?

Dr. Hatari:In fact, I've just been being nice and intentionally not preparing Light of X spells because I think they're OP.

TMG:Alex; on page 191 of the Player's Handbook, check the list for 1st-lvl Ranger spells

Liatai:Investigate your new quarters before sleeping, that's all I'll say.

TMG:you may prepare and cast one per day :o

Liatai:The dust mites in evil druid territory are deadly. >:3

Dr. Hatari:Dealing 12d6 damage to a fiendish wolf at level 5 is just silly. =3=;

Liatai:... No reaction to the idea of fiendish bedbugs? I must be losing my touch. XP

Dr. Hatari:Fiendish ticks. >:O

Ghostwish:Checked the spell compendium, complete arcane.. not impressed so far. XP

Faerie:TMG: I'll be sure to have a look. :o

VAE:the idea is nice... it's just that i am consumed thinking of what spells to add

Ghostwish:Complete Mage is... derpy.

VAE:i mean.. so much useful

Ghostwish:Okay, screw it, going with fireball and clairvi- however you spell it. XP

Ghostwish:OH DEAR GODS.

Ghostwish:I totally forgot Tathi had this spell.

Liatai:Clairvoyance/clairaudience? x3

Dr. Hatari:Hmm...

Ghostwish:GET READY TO FACEDESK

Ghostwish:"See Invisibility"

Liatai:...

Dr. Hatari:There's telepathy in Complete Divine.

Liatai:BWAHAHA. XD

Meany:o_e

Dr. Hatari:>:O


 * Meany steals Ghost's gun.

VAE:fireball... i can do Wrack now

Ghostwish:Laughing so hard right ow.

Dr. Hatari:>:O


 * Meany unloads clip into him.

Liatai:BWAHAHAHAHA. XD

Dr. Hatari:>:O

Ghostwish:There it is! Right under scorching ray.

Liatai:Did... did you prepare it today? XD

VAE:he;s a sirc

VAE:sorc

Ghostwish:Oh yes, that's part of her standard alotment. :P

VAE:he doesn't need to prepare

TMG:back from afk--

Meany:No, him a Wiz.

TMG:...

TMG:WAT.

Liatai:BWAHA. XD

Dr. Hatari:No, Tathi is a wizard.

TMG:See invisibility. This WHOLE time? O.o

Ghostwish:Bwehehehehe. XD

VAE:tathi is sorceress, no>

Ghostwish:Yes

VAE:?Ghostwish:XD* Meany dons Hagrid suit.

Dr. Hatari:A DUMBASS WIZARD. B:Ghostwish:No, Wizard.

Meany:"Tathi, yer a wizard."

Ghostwish:SHUTUP. Tathi's smarter than the whole party! Her player? Not so much. :P

VAE:what's her int?

Ghostwish:17.

TMG:It...it was prepared?

VAE:yeah.. miron has 16

Ghostwish:Yes.

VAE:aand gnogglebolt has 18 iirc


 * Meany strangles Ghost while continuing to shoot.

TMG:And in your token notes? @_@

Dr. Hatari:Mental stat scores are meaningless in RP. Case in point; Miron's charisma isn't 6. ;p

TMG:danamn; actually

Ghostwish:Oh Meany, yer so playful. XD

Meany:I'm growing additional arms just to do this.

Ghostwish:TECH!!!

TMG:Gnogglebolt beats ya all, with a 19 int


 * Liatai is still laughing her head off. XD

Ghostwish:3rd Level spells 2 evocation 1 diviniation 2nd level spells prepared: 3x Scorching Ray - used 2 1 See Invisibility 1st level spells prepared: Magic Missile - used Shocking Grasp Burning Hands Detect Magic Identify

TMG:wow....just wow. xD

Dr. Hatari:fffffffffffffffffff

TMG:Thank goodness we didn't actually NEED it, huh? xD


 * Meany picks up VAE, and pummels Ghost.


 * VAE claws ya both, violently

Ghostwish:oh, that telepathy is with someone willing. :P

VAE:ahahaha

Ghostwish:Think I will just go PHB this time.

Liatai:Detect Thoughts is what you want for unwilling mind-reading.


 * VAE has the image of tathi doing a telepathic sex line

VAE:that's how she earns her living, i see

Tathi:*chunks a fireball through the fourth wall*

Dr. Hatari:It worked out OOC.. but what if Tathi brings this up in game next session?

VAE:everyone will pummel her


 * Liatai kind of hopes someone dunks her in the spring. XP

Gnogglebolt:hatari; "And people WONDER why I don't trust magic."

Tathi:"How's this for beating the standard? I could have cast a detect invisibility spell, but I sniffed her out with detect magic instead."

Dr. Hatari:Collective party reaction: http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/3403/1284116559237.jpg

Liatai:Oh, while I'm thinking of it.

Tathi:"HA! I'm so great." And she fries anyone who disagrees.

VAE:Miron:It appears young miss Tathi should learn the extent of her abilities better

Liatai:Miron?

Liatai:Roll me a Fort save. :3

Tathi:"Shush, Moron."

VAE:hahah

Tathi:"I mean, Miron."

VAE:« 1d20+4 = 13 + 4 = 17 » Fort save (wait, which ability score adds?_

Ghostwish:oh, I fail so hard at arcane casters. XP

Dr. Hatari:Con

Liatai:Con. But don't worry, you're safe. :3

Liatai:No E. coli for you!

VAE:if c on, then should have been 20

Miron:The folly of youth...

Ghostwish:Now who wants 5d6 points of fire damage!? >:)

Dr. Hatari:Darn gnomes and their racial boost to con. :B

Meany:Hmmm.

VAE:heh, Con is one of his top scores, even

Meany:What should I put my boost into?

Ghostwish:are you a skill rogue or combat rogue?

Dr. Hatari:Probably dexterity, mechanically speaking. But it's up to you.

Dr. Hatari:I don't even know what Barbies stats are.

Meany:Well.

Meany:Dex...would put him into +3

Ghostwish:(Tathi also has detect thoughts, btw)

Ghostwish:Know what, that does it. I'm seperating her spell list. XD

Meany:Lies.

TMG:ghoat; eh? what do you mean?

Liatai:...

Liatai:Ghoat? :B

Dr. Hatari:She also has that and we've interrogated someone and she didn't cast it either? x3

TMG:*ghost x_x

VAE:bloody hell, tech

Dr. Hatari:You're playing your wizard TMG style! :B

VAE:what she did BEAT that fair and square

VAE:She threatened to rip the bugger's balls off with burning hands

TMG:....huh?

VAE:seriously, Miron was impressed at her skills

VAE:Restren

TMG:I was just asking what Ghost means about "separating his spell list"

Ghostwish:uhh.. actually, on examination.. Clairaudience/Clairvoyance isn' all that useful.

Ghostwish:It only allows you to scan places you KNOW.

VAE:Tathi threatened to castrate him

TMG:ghots; or an obvious place

TMG:like behind a door, or down the corner of a hallway

Ghostwish:Obvious is a very loose term

Dr. Hatari:The other restriction is the range.

VAE:so the *someone* we have interrogated... as i said.. Detect thoughts woulnd't in no way have been more effective

TMG:range is 400 ft +

Ghostwish:Okay, it doesnt say anything about the spell moving..

Dr. Hatari:So no checking back on town from the cave.

Dr. Hatari:Or Castleton.

Dr. Hatari:Or anyone's locker room.

Ghostwish:... it also takes 10 minutes to cast. XD

Dr. Hatari:It is now dawning on you why diviners only have to pick 1 prohibited school. :B

Ghostwish:XPVAE:heh

Ghostwish:Ah well, not like there's a better choice. Another reason diviners only need to drop 1 school. :P

Dr. Hatari:Well, you can always pick any old spell just for prerequisite's sake and then not prepare it. So it's not such a huge deal, with the other great 3rd level options.

VAE:heh, a fun DnDMFA bit... i rolled a bear for NPC that has (with racial and species mods) Str of 26 :P

Liatai:Dooooon't forgeeeeet your loooooted spellllllboooooook. :B

Dr. Hatari::oDr. Hatari:Speaking of, I think I shall roll.

Faerie:Fff

Faerie:Alright, I think MP isn't helping my heating issues.

Ghostwish:Ah yes. We'll have to cover that next session I think. :>

Faerie:Unless you need me here, I'll be on IRC.

Liatai:All right. See ya. :3

Ghostwish:heating issues!?

Faerie is disconnected.

Liatai:Fae has a laptop.

Ghostwish:Clean tha suckah! Get a coolin pad!

Dr. Hatari:I.. er.. don't really know what I'll do with this if there isn't atleast 1 really high stat.. but here goes. ^^; (1 « 4d6d1 = 9 » 2 « 4d6d1 = 16 » 3 « 4d6d1 = 16 » 4 « 4d6d1 = 12 » 5 « 4d6d1 = 16 » 6 « 4d6d1 = 14 »)

VAE:fuck.. if his laptop overheats from running MAPTOOL, something's wronmg

Dr. Hatari:Huh, pretty good.

Liatai:And you worry about there not being a high stat. XP

VAE:it doesn't have any high requirements

TMG:THREE 16s and a 14 o.o

VAE:what char is he rolling?

Dr. Hatari:I would actually rather have one 18 and all garbage. I prefer point buy. But alright. x3

Meany:Cthulu.

TMG:Geeze, man! I wish I had those stats for my paladin! xD

VAE:that's real helpful, owl

VAE:Hatari.. what are ya rolling for?


 * Dr. Hatari smirks.

VAE:also, it's Cthulhu, silly

Dr. Hatari:Maybe you'll see later.

Liatai:I'll let him decide whether to tell you or not. :3

Dr. Hatari:It could be a session or three. I just wanted to get it out of the way. *likes tinkering*

Meany:=3=

Meany:Remembering that...around three sessions or less from now...is the Drow Houseparty?

Ghostwish:Skill points assigned. :}

Dr. Hatari:*snrk*

Ghostwish:No change in BAB or saves.. hrm, does Kor get anything out of this?

Dr. Hatari:Bear wrestling time!

Liatai:More HP. :3

Meany:He gets eighty pound wheels of cheese.

Meany::BDr. Hatari:That's like his version of level 20.

Ghostwish:OOOO, he gets the next teir.

Ghostwish:He gets smarter, for one. :>

Dr. Hatari:..Will he really, though..? :B

VAE:heh

Ghostwish:+1 to natural armor, +1 to int, and now he can 'speak with master'

Ghostwish:Hatari - No. :P

VAE:speaking of level 20, i think others are out of the joke

Dr. Hatari:Hm?

VAE:I mentioned to tech and liatai

VAE:Miron will TOTALLY bug gnogglebolt to make him this

VAE:http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/b/b9/Karamazov_on_the_Throne_of_Judgement.jpg

VAE::3Dr. Hatari:Hahahah, how appropriate.

Dr. Hatari:"FUUUUUCK EVERYTHIIIING" *blam blam blam* >:O

Dr. Hatari:Perhaps some day. The poor tinker hasn't even made his gun yet. :3

VAE:seriously, Brother Karamazov there even looks like an older version of Miron

Dr. Hatari:It is rather striking now that you mention it.

VAE:yeah... it was an extension on the Epic level character jokes

Ghostwish:Sheet is updated. :>

VAE:remember? when the ideas for filler games were thrown around

Ghostwish:Oh... And Tathi could totally snipe with Scorching Ray now. :>

Liatai:*FWOOM headshot?* :B

Ghostwish:More like FWOOSH ashpile!

Dr. Hatari:Hm. Speaking of, I am somewhat curious as to what all this vaunted loot is going to value at.

Dr. Hatari:The boss fight threats delivered afterall. ^^;

Ghostwish:Welp, anything else left for the elf-girl? :>

Ghostwish:Besides more shipping of her and the ranger?

Dr. Hatari:..Atleast.. for this party. Noobs! >:P

VAE:estabilishing rates for the telepathy sex line?


 * Dr. Hatari keeps pushing the envelope. Towards a cliff. :D

VAE:and getting a broadcast license

Liatai:Regarding cat-herding positions. :B http://www.ashido.com/temp/art/Ladysurvivorswitchhunting.gif

Dr. Hatari:x3Liatai:Anyway, folks all set here? :3

VAE:yeah

Ghostwish:Done. :>

Dr. Hatari:Looks golden. See ya'll in IRC.

Ghostwish is disconnected.

Dr. Hatari is disconnected.

TMG:ack!

TMG:Almost forgot to update token with new EXP xD

Liatai:Well hop to it! XP

TMG:done xD

Liatai:'Kay. XP

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