Session 42

Ghostwish has connected.

Liatai has connected.

Dr. Hatari has connected.

Faerie has connected.

Dr. Hatari:Oh, I see inits are pre-rolled. It feels so professional today. :B

Dr. Hatari:Which reminds me to re-draw that consecrate.

VAE:how does that work?

VAE:i mean, pamela walked rigth through it, and so did Mr. iGiggles

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">It only affects the undead, anyway.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Let's see.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/consecrate.htm

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Lag lag lag. &gt;:O And HughesNet isn't letting me fix it.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Lag? :14

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Lag? :15

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Got your :14 at :20.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">... :(

Faerie:<font color="#006666">I think you must be lagging then, Lia. :21

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">This rather bodes ill for today.

<font color="#0000ff">Drayco has connected.

</i>Faerie:<font color="#006666">Oh, and just so it's not expected, I'm going to have to make dinner tonight.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">My parents are going out for the night, and I've been provided with a frozen, 2-person dinner for my brother and myself.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">So on the one hand, we'll probably eat where I have access to the laptop. On the down side, as the dinner requires cooking, I may have to step away to do that.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">But, not for several hours yet.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">(:27)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Faerie: (:27) at :31 -- just called them and reset the download allowance.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Got your :31 at :31~:32. Does this mean it's fixed? :33

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It's fixed! :D

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Woo~

Faerie:<font color="#006666">(And then everyone else died.)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Where is everybody? D: Faerie:<font color="#006666">Well, if it makes you feel any better, I don't see them either.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">So it's not that your internet is broken.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well, that's a relief, at least. ^^;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Can you see Elros and everyone okay? We're on the Tomb map.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">He unfortunately got stuck on prisoner watch last session. ^^;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Oh, you're alive! :D

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I am! :D

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Yeah, I see him and everyone.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">I'll be 1 minute. Was fixing lasagna. Expecting another hour of Liag. ^^;

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Well, that's 3.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Will TMG be here today? It's not like him to be this late.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ghost was just around...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Meany's fixing his computer...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I know, it's worrying me a little. ^^;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well, if Meany gets connected, we can start without him and bring him in whenever he comes.

GM:<font color="#000000">What do you think? Is Spaz-Mink an appropriate GM token? :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">*SNRK*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">XD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">This would be one of those times where, in the last episode's preview, the cast would be doing that and making quips about how doomed they are. ^^;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Fatcat nearly destroyed my headset. &gt;:O *picks fathairs out of mic boom*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh noez!

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahah

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">I can only assume he heard something he thought was a mouse while wrapped up in the cord.

* VAE imagines Isaac and Miria doing episode preview for today's akellon

Liatai:<font color="#000000">*snrk*

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">omg fresh grown peaches yuuuummmm

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Well, it's a good time to get back into character checking the log and setting up musaks~ |3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sent a message to Tech on the forums, in case he can access those and not the chat for some reason.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">...you know, was tech having computer problems last night?

Faerie:<font color="#006666">More than usual?

Faerie:<font color="#006666">I forget now.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Not that I'm aware of. Not beyond the connection dropping issues of the chat client he uses.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">But that shouldn't be a problem for logging in.

<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

</i>Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">My hopeful guess is he'll come scrabbling in any time now like the white rabbit from wonderland and have some story of ill-fortune. |3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It's a Meany! :D

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Funny, I think this is the only place where &quot;It's a Meany!&quot; would be followed by a :D instead of a D: Faerie:<font color="#006666">:P

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

Meany:<font color="#000000">Testing.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">True.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yo!

Meany:<font color="#000000">Can anyone hear me?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Yus.

Meany:<font color="#006633">Yo!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Welcome..

* Dr. Hatari raises trembling hands dramatically.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">..To the future!!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Where we have more than one frame per second!

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Gasp!

GM:<font color="#000000">The future, where there's a madwoman on a chimera who might like to eat your face. ^^;;

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Also, bio break. brb

Meany:<font color="#006633">Hello? :.

Meany:<font color="#006633">I may be a while. ^^;

Meany:<font color="#006633">Downloading maps is slow.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">S'all good.

<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

</i><font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

</i>Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">We shiould all totally mess with Meany one of these days. :&gt;

<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

</i>Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">We shiould all totally mess with Meany one of these days. :&gt;

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">All pretend not to be able to hear him and keep calling him over and over again until he has a fit. :&gt;

* Liatai itches to GM. Come onnnn, Meany and Tech, may your connections even out...

Meany:<font color="#006633">Grr.

Meany:<font color="#006633">Tomb is refusing to load past 1/69.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hmm. :/

Meany:<font color="#006633">And as if to spite me.

* Dr. Hatari scratches. =3=

Meany:<font color="#006633">It goes to 2/69.

Meany:<font color="#006633">:B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">^^;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Ah, yes.

* Faerie returns!

* Dr. Hatari has reviewed the parting seen, up to Pamela snapping and giving fatcat, I mean Rulby, some nebulous instruction. :B

Rulby:<font color="#000000">Fatcat disapproves of being called fatcat. &gt;|

Smoke:<font color="#000000">Aw, why? Fatcats are fun to chase. :D

Rulby:<font color="#000000">Disapproval.

</i><font color="#000000"> &gt;|

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Speaking of hating someone to death.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Liatai, are psionics out of play? (:3

Kor:<font color="#6600CC">Remember our deal, canine!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Psionics are out of play.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Awwww~

Smoke:<font color="#000000">Oh yes I do. :D Hope you have a direct line to the biscuit factory, my little rodent friend! &gt;:D

Meany:<font color="#006633">19/69.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">I had an unusual bout of inspiration for a character idea while I was languishing in bed earlier, trying to fall asleep. ^^;;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">But it was psionic. So DD: Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">Why is there a rat on my hat. :/

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">I will say this as a DM... 3.5 fixed psionics, and added some delightfully nasty monsters introduced as well. &gt;:)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">I can perhaps blame the lack of sleep on having ideas bouncing around my head.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">That seems to be a common culprit.

Kor:<font color="#6600CC">Realestate shopping. Does this hat have central heating and a seaside view?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Mischief with telepathy~ &gt;:3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Enchanters just can't compare!

Zairith:<font color="#000000">I heard that. &gt;:\

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Seriously, Railock is going to hate himself for bringing psionics into the game. XP

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">But oh well. I'll just dump it in the archive with the million others. It's like that warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost Arc in there. =3=

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">For example.

* Dr. Hatari pastes the example directly above the most recent entry. &quot;-Doktork. FIGHTAN JUICE.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Seriously, self?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">What was I thinking. =3=

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">So, while we're waiting.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Any plans thus far about what to do with Elros? He's rather cut off from the group.

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">He should be a good ranger and arrows away. :&gt;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">I had one. But I buttoned my lip.

Meany:<font color="#006633">53/69. :.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:D

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">I guess it's a connection speed thing. ^^;

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Meany, I'm in the midst of making your mules, you nut. :P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">The new mules should just be radically disobedient and frightened of curse-face. :B

Meany:<font color="#006633">GOD GOD.

Meany:<font color="#006633">THE SPAM.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">I take it the load finished. ^^;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam lovely SPAAAAAM, wonderful SPAAAAAM -- *BRICK'*

Meany:<font color="#006633">Yes. :3

Sszeyl: <font color="#6633">(( Ready when you are. :3 ))

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Shall we? ^^

Rolls:<font color="#000000">I'm rolls, and I'm callin'!

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">YOU STOLE MY ROLLS! :O

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Mm.. if tech is an hour and a half late, he may never show. |.

* Ghostwish chases after Liatai with a nerf-bat.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Any tokens dropped on a GM's map are fair game. XP

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">XP

Sszeyl: <font color="#6633">(( ALSO. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#6633">(( I would like to report an error. :U ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#6633">(( Ghost, after last session. ))

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">?

Sszeyl: <font color="#6633">(( I saw you had hidden three tokens on this map. ))

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Huh?

Sszeyl: <font color="#6633">(( South of the hall where Tom is. :Y ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#6633">(( In the VBL'd area. ))

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">what?

Sszeyl: <font color="#6633">(( A trio of sombrero'd warforged. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">That wasn't Ghost, that was me.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">--- *SNRK*

Faerie:<font color="#006666">o.o

Sszeyl: <font color="#6633">(( 8U ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">They're SKELETONS XD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">... =3=

* Ghostwish facepalms SO HARD.

VAE:<font color="#000000">okay, where the hell is tech

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Late! Let's start!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Well, it's sort of easy to see, isn't it?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I suppose so. x3

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Oh hey look, Meany and I are using the same color now, almost.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">&gt;.&gt;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">If you were a Necromancer, what's one of the first gags you would pull?

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Well...not quite.

VAE:<font color="#000000">sure of that? I mean, gnogglebolt is rather important

Faerie:<font color="#006666">His is a bit more green.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Skeleton mariachi band.

Sszeyl: <font color="#6633">(( Olive, methinks. :. ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Bam

</i><font color="#000000">.

Sszeyl: <font color="#6633">(( Trying to look up the Bronze RBG formula. ))

Mariachi Skeleton:<font color="#000000">*plays a flamenco -- badly*

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">... that.. does look like the way Clint would dress. XD

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Roight. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">http://images.wikia.com/soulcalibur/images/0/03/Rev1280.jpg if people want to see the full image. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I mean. http://images.wikia.com/soulcalibur/images/0/03/Rev1280.jpg

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Shall we? :3 ))

Faerie:<font color="#FFCCCC">Hmm. Pink is totally my color, but probably hard to read.

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">OH GOD MY EYES

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Actually, it isn't. ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Tech incoming. |O

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( It's quite clear. ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Wut.

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Wow Hatari. You DID call his entrance. XD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">It's almost invisible on my white background.

Faerie:<font color="#FF0000">Yeah, how about red? :P

<font color="#0000ff">TMG has connected.

</i>Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">.. can we change the background?

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Red is good.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Red works. :3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Tech! :D

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Yo! ))

Faerie:<font color="#FF0000">Hey

TMG:<font color="#000000">I'm so sorryyyyyyyyyyy! D: D: D: Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">For what it's worth, tech my alarm also didn't go off today.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">It's pandemic.

GM:<font color="#000000">It's a conspiracyyyyy! Oh nooooes! D: Faerie:<font color="#FF0000">Ghost, Meany, and I apparently switched colors. :P

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Actually. ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Meany got his laptop back. |3

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Bronze, this, was my colour back when Miranda was pristine. ))

GM:<font color="#000000">Anyway. Where were we. :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">But you haven't otherwise missed anything but us talking shop.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Since she's back, back to Bronze I go. :3 ))

TMG:<font color="#000000">can someone whisper me wall of text? ^^;

Faerie:<font color="#FF0000">Sszeyl: ...?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Sure.

TMG:<font color="#000000">(other than Liatai, so it doesn't show up in her log)

Faerie:<font color="#FF0000">Tech, we've just been sitting here.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Cool, thanks. ^^;

GM:<font color="#000000">Last time on Akellon...

VAE:<font color="#000000">Saying that if my suspicion is correct and the arseholes i call family don't leave me any meat, imma gonna cook Tech for dinner &gt;:3

VAE:<font color="#000000">probably as goulash

GM:<font color="#000000">18 HD CHIMERA. D: Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">XD

Kor:<font color="#6600CC">Exit, stage squeak..

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">*snrk* Hilarious.

GM:<font color="#000000">Anyway. In other news, the Vigilant Guardians had cleared out as much of the Sargano tomb as they could, stopped a sacrifice, took a prisoner, and freed three captives. Such a shame that one of the captives apparently wants to kill them.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">I've been digging Richter's theme music for the increasingly dreadful scene evolving. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2coaq08jb4&amp;feature

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Must have been something we said...

TMG:<font color="#000000">oof. Carry on, gotta reorient myself, read up on what was said at the immediate end of last session.

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Do you really need to mean up? I mean, betrayal leading to a fight is an easy mood to get into. :&gt;

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;Brace yourselves? Really! How rude! And I was just going to reward you. Hmph. You're all covered in blood and ick.&quot; The woman snaps her fingers again, and the cat on her shoulder leaps -- wait, that's not a cat.

VAE:<font color="#000000">wait.. what happened?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Who braced whom?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt called out 'brace yourselves'.

* VAE facepaws

VAE:<font color="#000000">OOC: that's soo clever of him

VAE:<font color="#000000">tactical brilliance

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">totally an imp!

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">or a quasit, mebbe.

VAE:<font color="#000000">quasits don't have wings

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">IMP! :&gt;

TMG:<font color="#000000">I'm still not awake enough to see straight. If that was sarcasm, I unfortunately can't see it at the moment. ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">i wanted to use them somewhere, i remember

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Didn't you spend the whole end of last session saying how someone should have warned us. :|

Rulby:<font color="#000000">Green wings sprout from the cat's back, and it flies up to the chandelier before curling its whiplike tail around the shaft. At the same time, a translucent white glowing hand appears in the middle of the group... and snaps its fingers. The party is covered in pastel motes of light, and cleaned of all blood and corpse-ichor... not healed, though.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hey Isaac! What is it, Miria? Are cats usually winged?

* Sszeyl is holding the pews, watching. 8|

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">Tathi glances down at her dress, now free of the gore of battle. She just looks rather angry at the betrayal. &quot;You're not getting a tip for the cleaning job.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">ohhh, just had a thought.. what if this is a retreating villian? Elros is RIGHT in her path.

* Thomas Lazarus flinches a bit at the unexpected turn of harmless magic.

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hee~&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt starts twicthing and slapping himself at the strange magic that began passing through him, sure it's an attack of some kind, before he realized he was okay and stopped.

Miron:<font color="#000000">But if she's a necromancer too, why was she chained to a wall? .. . . Probably a battle between different necromancer clans

</i>Miron:<font color="#000000">Lay down your weapons.. you are .. erm.. outnumbered... Bloody hell, Tom, i told you we should get rid of those zombies!

* Thomas Lazarus justs closes his eyes. -_-#

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;For all of our sakes; someone teach him tact.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Miron, for once in your life--&quot; Gnogglebolt seems to switch to another language.

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now... on to business,&quot; she says, ignoring Miron. &quot;I was going to offer you a chance to join my troupe in thanks... but I'm pretty sure you'll decline. Don't suppose I can convince you otherwise? It's not a bad existence, really. No worries, no pain, no need to worry about much of anything. You get to dance all day with a beautiful handpicked partner, wearing beautiful clothes...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Dreadfully sorry for this bickering, Madame.&quot;

Gnogglebolt whispers: In Gnome: &quot;Shut your empty-box mouth!!&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">!!!!!!!!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">DAMN

</i><font color="#000000"> it!!! XD

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#CD7F31">&#187; Diplomacy check!

Miron:<font color="#000000">Angrily responds in the same language.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Damn it. :B ))

Elros:<font color="#006666">Elros hears some commotion ahead, but...is still dutifuly guarding the prisoners.

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((charisma-10)/2) = 11 + floor((15 - 10) / 2) = 13&#160; <font color="#6600CC">&#187; charisma check!

TMG:<font color="#000000">wait, what's damn it?

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">ack

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;And I treat my minions so much better than other necromancers. Just look. You wouldn't think some of them were more than a few days old, would you~?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">That was supposed to be an intimidate check, and it was supposed to go with this: &quot;Well if it's death you like so much, we'd be happy to oblige you!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Tathi, ssssh.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus opens his eyes and gives the woman a stark, mute glare.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Do not laugh at live dragons. &gt;&gt;&quot;

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;Aww, you're cute when you're trying to be scary. You would have made a great dancer.&quot;

You whisper to TMG: Empty-box? Me? After you broke any illusions she had about us joining her? While she was babbling on, we could have positioned ourselves.

You whisper to Liatai: Empty-box? Me? After you broke any illusions she had about us joining her? While she was babbling on, we could have positioned ourselves.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Miron, be helpful and heal up these wounds for me, would you? :/&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&quot;Allright then. Shall we just get to the point where you die a horrific death?&quot;

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah-ah, I wasn't finished.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt's just got an extremely tight grip on his blunderbuss, and is waiting for someone else to make the first move.

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;So rude!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Let the woman finish. &gt;&gt;&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">And what with, pray tell?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Dreadfully sorry, Madame. ^^;&quot;

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;I have a deal for you.&quot; She sits on the chimera's back, crossing her legs, surveying the group.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;With whatever you have left, we're in no position to be choosey.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&quot;Trying to bargain for your life already?&quot; Tathi says, sneering at her.

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hardly! Trying to bargain for yours~&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*whispering* At best ,i can stitch them close, you dunderhead. I used my last fighting that minotaur, and the ghouls.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">If I could facepalm, I would.

</i>Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Then do it.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Some is better than none.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">(side note, okay, now who's being the suicidal one, Ghost? &gt;.&gt; )

Miron:<font color="#000000">*facepalms*

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">(do you see me charging forward before anyone else is ready?)

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">(-checkmate-)

TMG:<font color="#000000">(that is meant as an honest question and not a jab, though. If that came out strong, well, I'm still literally rubbing sleepies out of my eyes)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;...&quot; A bit of sweat lingers near Tom's brow. He hasn't spoken a word for minutes. His eyes swivel around the room, darting from doorways, zombies, chimeras, and allies.

Miron:<font color="#000000">*turns to the dwarf* Fix the drow up, will ya?

Miron:<font color="#000000">Otherwise he won't shut up.

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;You seem like the hero types. Here on a mission, hmm~? Well, how about this. You get to walk out of here with your pretty little prisoners and all your treasures -- scot free! You can even take down a few dancers if you want, or leave them for the Palm -- it'd be a lovely show. After all, have you ever tried to get zombies to walk single file to get out of here?&quot;

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;It'd be funny if it wasn't so sad~&quot;

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#CD7F31">Why don't we kill him, again?

</b><font color="#CD7F31"> It would make Tom sad.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">*snrk*

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;All I ask...&quot; She points to two fingers at the group with a smile. &quot;... is that you leave me Royce and the Amayan woman.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">We aren't &quot;hero types&quot;, missy. We are here on orders from the Leaden Mace society.

* Royce Sargano blanches.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why her.&quot; He speaks without hesitation or emotion.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;And why Royce?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">Tathi quirks a brow. &quot;Wait, what?&quot; She says, but then Pamela finishes. &quot;Ah, yes, trying to get us to fork over other's lives instead of our own.&quot; She says, and then mutters under her breath, &quot;Someone doesn't understand heroes.&quot;

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;Silly, because I match my dancers up based on race and like features.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Just in general, why, madame?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Oh. &gt;&gt;&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus returns to his mute glare.

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;Besides, you said so yourself, didn't you~? None of the Sarganos are going to live much longer. What's the difference?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;There is still time.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;She's not a Sargano.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Time for them to make amends.&quot;

* Dr. Hatari raises a brow.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;The same holds true for you. :/&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*frowns at the drow*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">That seems like it's coming out of nowhere.

Royce Sargano:<font color="#000000">&quot;Please, no,&quot; the captured man says, shaking. &quot;Don't -- don't hand me over to her! Listen -- listen! I can tell you -- I can tell you about the family, about the cult -- about the Blackskulls!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Indeed.. See Royce there? He has valuable information.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Actually, not so much. &gt;&gt;;; Been thinking about it for a while, but been busy killing things. :B ))

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&quot;Well, I don't know. Obvious moral consquences of said actions, making any manner of deal with a fowl necromancer.. the list goes on. Also, your choice on dressing the dancers? Absolutely horrid. Seriously, are they supposed to be dancers or out of date clowns?&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Martial matters before social. ))

Kor:<font color="#6600CC">ZINGsqueak!

* Flint Carthan growls in Draconic... Who speaks it?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron does

TMG:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt does

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">ack, me without my character sheet up. Stupid ghost. sec

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Nope.

Flint Carthan whispers: &quot;I don't like this one bit. If she hadn't cut us off from Elros, we could fortify behind the door.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Relnok? Could you lend a healing hand? :.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Preferably quickly? =3=;&quot;

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, don't start casting spells. I might get mean~&quot;

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;We're just having a talk.&quot; :3

* Rulbix leers at the drow.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;That so?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 9 + 3 = 12&#160; <font color="#CD7F31">&#187; Diplomacy check!

* Thomas Lazarus doesn't look like he can much hear the others. There are very nearly bags under his eyes from the intensity of his present stress and glare.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Look, miss. We ain't handin' you noone over. You should be happy we took you off that dungeon wall.

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;So, what will it be? You can have your hero's welcome... or you can dance among the dead. It's such a shame to lose this, but I can always start anew~ find another young sap in the Blackskulls with a rich family.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&quot;If you leave here alive..&quot; Tathi practically snarls.

* Richter Malino mutters back in Draconic.

Richter Malino whispers: &quot;Do you have those potions that hide you from the undead, still?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Faerie, you present? ^^;

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">The wood elf glances over at Richter. &quot;What're you going on about back there?&quot;

* Flint Carthan gestures for silence -- &quot;keep her talking.&quot;

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes, do tell me, what are you up to back there?&quot; :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">..I don't.. think I've seen a peep since the pink text experiment.. ^^;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">No wait, there he is. &gt;:o

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;The Malino is arguing for your ladyship's offer. &gt;&gt;&quot;

Flint Carthan whispers: &quot;I stocked up on some fresh ones, but they won't work on that chimera or the necromancer.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">Tathi narrows her eyes a little, but nods. &quot;I think you're lying, Pamela, if that is even your name. I think you intend to kill us anyway. And my reasoning is simple.. only an idiot would offer a deal like that.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;It seems he agrees with you, that it is a sound one.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*stares at Sszeyl for a moment, then understands*

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">Sense Motive - &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 1 + 4 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Roll that Bluff check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 1 + 1 = 2&#160; <font color="#CD7F31">&#187; Cha check!

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Well. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">DUEL OF THE ONES.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">We hate you now, Sszeyl.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( We're all going to die., ))

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">Bluff??? O.o She's dead serious. She doesn't believe her for a second.

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Unless you meant Sszeyl XD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">People keep changing their text colors. x3

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Does two auto-fails negate each other? ))

Faerie:<font color="#006666">(Also, I'm alive, honest! :U )

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do you think I'm stupid, dark elf?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">Tathi coughs suddenly, but you could swear you heard a &quot;Yes&quot; in there.

TMG:<font color="#000000">brb

Miron:<font color="#000000">Look, miss. People back there ain't made of dead flesh like yer friends. They can't keep still for an hour while you finish talking.

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;Such a shame, your long white hair would have been fun to braid. Like that Pelorite's.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus steps forwards and draws a slow, shaky breath.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">Suddenly, Tom. :.

Elros:<font color="#006666">Elros doesn't like the increasingly angry sort of noises that are going on up ahead. &gt;.&gt;;

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahaha

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">COME AT ME BR- *brick'd*

VAE:<font color="#000000">tom is probably getting the &quot;temptations of flesh&quot; part

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Elros can hear all this perfectly well.

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">ugh, I need to make something to eat. brb!

* Thomas Lazarus shouts at the top of his lungs, &quot;Elros!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;WE HAVE AN UNRULY ANIMAL ON THE LOOSE!&quot;

Elros:<font color="#006666">Elros, funnily enough, still doesn't like the sound of what's going on.

* Thomas Lazarus huffs and corrects his stance somewhat.

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh fine. I -was- playing nice. But if you're going to be brutes about this -- calling my beloved Mr. Giggles an animal, honestly.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;..There's no way you're getting anyone else for this farce. Maybe if you had left it at Royce.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus glowers. &quot;You're insane.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&gt;&gt;

GM:<font color="#000000">Roll Listen checks, would you?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;She doesn't seem to be the only one. &gt;&gt;&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">Listen. &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 13 + 2 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 6 + 5 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 14 + 5 = 19&#160; <font color="#CD7F31">&#187; Listen check!

TMG:<font color="#000000">back

Elros:<font color="#006666">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 4 + 9 = 13&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187; Handle Animal check. Ezer, would you be so kind as to guard the prisoners, please? Defend, probably.

TMG:<font color="#000000">listen, you say?

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Wb. :. ))

Elros:<font color="#006666">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 5 + 11 = 16&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187; Listen

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Listen: &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 4 + 2 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

GM:<font color="#000000">Tathi?

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Ghost? ))

GM:<font color="#000000">You all hear a whispering voice in your ear... one that may sound... vaguely familiar.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">Unpossible! Psionics are out of pl--*brick'd!*

Whispered Voice:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do you not think it odd, a necromancer with a powerful living minion? Illusions can mask sensation. Watch its wings; skeletons cannot fly.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Okay, I think I've got most of the sleepies out of my head. Been silnet cuz I don't trust myself to RP this tired.

TMG:<font color="#000000">A few more minutes and I'll be as good as I'm gonn aget

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">&gt;.&gt;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Did you not sleep

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 16 + 5 = 21&#160; <font color="#CD7F31">&#187; Spot check!

Miron:<font color="#000000">THat would explain how the lot we caught were able to restrain the chimera when they captured her

</i>TMG:<font color="#000000">I'm just not a 'morning' person. ^^;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">On them wings.

TMG:<font color="#000000">All motor and mental functions upon waking up are shite.

* Richter Malino starts. &quot;-- ?!&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">back!

TMG:<font color="#000000">Takes some time to get them working.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tech, i aren't a morning person either, have the intellect of boiled spunds

VAE:<font color="#000000">*spuds

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Wb. ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Zairith...&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus has a quizzical expression for a moment.. but he does atleast recognize the voice.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The wings are spreading open... and seem to be collecting air as they do.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm, what skill checks would be appropriate?

TMG:<font color="#000000">brb

Liatai:<font color="#000000">What are you trying to discern?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Either what's the true nature of the thing, or how is it concealed

Liatai:<font color="#000000">-- OH! DOY

VAE:<font color="#000000">depending on which of that is in my skillset

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I FORGOT TO DESCRIBE MR. GIGGLES AGAIN. XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">One moment. XD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">We kind of just envision the mini and a four digit HP bar. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">DOY ? what's that?

VAE:<font color="#000000">bwhahaha

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Variation of 'duh.' ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">It's an expression. Like, 'duh'

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hatari.. hopefully this ain't final fantasy

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Just a sound.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ah

VAE:<font color="#000000">am more familiar with duh

Mr. Giggles:<font color="#000000">The chimera glares balefully at you as it spreads its wings... its intimidating factor is probably reduced somewhat by its attire. The black-scaled dragon head is wearing a monocle, the lion head has a large yellow ribbon tied around its neck, and the goat head is wearing a beaten top hat. There are a multitude of multicolored ribbons tied along its tail.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Hahahahaha

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Hm.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">We would probably have been less terrified of him for the past week having known that.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 3 + 2 = 5&#160; <font color="#CD7F31">&#187; Wis check!

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( To understand Zairith's words better, because it seems non-applicable, otherwise. -3-; ))

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&#171; &#160;1d20+will = 18 + 5 = 23&#160; <font color="#6600CC">&#187;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Back. I think I'm good now.

Elros:<font color="#006666">Ribbons do not an ugly thing make pretty. &gt;.&gt;

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">Well, Tathi keeps from breaking out laughing.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Lawl

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&quot;Really? You dress him up like a gentlemen because you couldn't get a date to the ball, seeing how no man in his right mind would touch you?&quot;

* VAE is scared. The chimera must be going for a long time to have this many items

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Tathi is literally standing next to her ex. ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">And all of them belong to Pyro class (or generic)

VAE:<font color="#000000">one dangerous maniac to another.

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why you --!!&quot; The woman's face contorts briefly before smoothing out into that calm, eerie smile again. &quot;Fine. Take your prisoners if you can. But I wonder how much talking you can do while your insides are turning into jelly~&quot; The woman raises her hand, pointing at Royce. The spectral hand shoots forth again, glimmering with negative energy. &#171; &#160;1d8+2 = 2 + 2 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Royce Sargano:<font color="#000000">The hand jabs straight through the prisoner, who doubles with a strangled cry.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm, can Miron try to counterspell it with Dispell?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Protect the prisoners! :U&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;--!!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">*sigh, probably late*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">..Ah. If only Thomas had the same encyclopedic knowledge of Spellcraft that his player does. Alas.

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 8 + 11 = 19&#160; <font color="#6600CC">&#187; spellcraft! -5 if its necromancy or illusion, +2 if it's evocation!

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">On that spell! :&gt;

VAE:<font color="#000000">if it's

VAE:<font color="#000000">fix the macro! stat!

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Hmm. Could Elros close the doors in front of him after going into the zombie room?

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">I will devour your first born, VAE.

* VAE probably won't reproduce anyways.

Royce Sargano:<font color="#000000">He collapses, gagging on -- what looks disturbingly like red jelly. With bits of flesh contained within.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Tom, Relnok, someone with healing magic, get that man stable!&quot;

* Sszeyl drops the pews.

Miron:<font color="#000000">FUCK! &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 13 + 11 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Spellcraft too.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">Srs Bsns is about to ensue. :/

Richter Malino:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll cover it -- go!&quot;

* Flint Carthan growls, drawing his swords.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Close the doors?

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">Tathi grits her teeth. &quot;Interesting spell combination.. Spectral hand with.. contagion. And something else in the mix.&quot;

Elros:<font color="#006666">Elros, spotting what's going on, draws his bow and loads an a bolt, readying himself for attack. &quot;I suggest you stop that, Miss Lundy.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sure. It would be a move action.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm, does Miron find anything about the spell?

Liatai whispers: You're dealing with a dread necromancer. That was a Spectral Hand with a charnel touch -- with a contagion mixed in.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Roll initiative!

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((dexterity-10)/2) = 15 + floor((17 - 10) / 2) = 18&#160; <font color="#6600CC">&#187; initiative!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Init! &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 14 + 1 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

* Thomas Lazarus nods to Relnok. &quot;Sir Dwarf -- most of my magic is exhausted. But, it seems our Gods provide in subtle ways. You're standing on consecrated ground!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">Init! &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 2 + 1 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Elros:<font color="#006666">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 19 + 3 = 22&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187; Init

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 18 + 1 = 19&#160; <font color="#CD7F31">&#187; Dex check!

* Pamela Lundy looks over her shoulder at Elros. &quot;Oh~? I missed one?&quot;

* Relnok nods to Thomas grimly. &quot;Hmm.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Initiative. &quot;By Cuthbert's cudgel.. Be careful! This spell ... she's an actual necromancer, not one of those arcane dilettantes, or servants of hell gods. This is.. about the third time I seen one&quot;

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh well, no great loss. Rulby! Throw the switch!&quot;

Rulbix:<font color="#000000">The green imp-like creature presses a button on the chandelier.. there's a grinding of stone and chains, and then the eerie tinkling music stops. The zombies halt their dancing and turn to you, eyes glittering with feral malice.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Notgoodnotgoodnotgood!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Smells like non-teen TPK

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Elros, you tied with this lady here. Reroll to determine who goes first? :3 &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 11 + 3 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">non..teen..? XD

Elros:<font color="#006666">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Elros:<font color="#006666">Ladies first, then.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tech you are a lucky, lucky man/robot/whatever. There was some meat left for me ^^

TMG:<font color="#000000">...pardon?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Remember my comment earlier?

TMG:<font color="#000000">...no? o.O

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Checking for more ties...

VAE:<font color="#000000">(VAE almost missed dinner due to wanting to be on time for game (we had visit, see) and spent the time waiting here for Tech. Luckily stuff got left over)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">He said he gon eat you. =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep.

TMG:<font color="#000000">...huh. o.o

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">The woman leaps back toward the door, drawing a heavy-looking blade and shouting something in her foreign language. She stands by the door, kukri at the ready.

Elros has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">She should switch to snipergun or jarate instead.

Elros:<font color="#006666">Elros takes aim at Miss Lundy, and fires his readied arrow! &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 14 + 8 = 22&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">She probably won't appreciate that. :o

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Oww! That does it! You four, take care of that half-elf -- but leave him as whole as you can, that green hair is lovely...&quot;

Elros:<font color="#006666">Elros nicks the root of the problem...and in so doing, apparently takes on some problems of his own.

* Sszeyl noms pizza.))

Richter Malino:<font color="#000000">Richter kneels, drawing a wand -- He taps the prisoner's chest with it, and his breathing seems to ease. &#171; &#160;1d8+1 = 2 + 1 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 16 + 11 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Knowledge check...

Miron:<font color="#000000">At least once is my ugly mug good for something.. even if i die in this bloody place, i will find eternal rest instead of dancing about as a mockery of life

</i>Richter Malino:<font color="#000000">&quot;Friends, remember -- the best way to deal with zombies is with a solid cutting implement, if your supplies of holy power are running low!&quot; +2 on attack rolls versus the dancers for all!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Understood. :U&quot;

Sszeyl has received initiative.Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( GM! ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Just confirming suspicions, has four minutes passed since le Bull's Strength. ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">?*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Woo, Richter! |3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes, they have.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Coo. ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Does Swallowtail get +2 to attack the dancers if she doesn't comprende the instructions? XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... Good question. XD

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;I'll cut down some of the horde! Take out Pamela, and keep the prisoners alive!&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">She's still an awesome character. :B

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Non capisco!!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">Drawing Tessen as part of le move.

TMG:<font color="#000000">what's the description for Dark Knwledge?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">And...

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&#171; &#160;1d20+2+mod = 7 + 2 + 2 = 11&#160; <font color="#CD7F31">&#187; Fan slash! &#171; &#160;1d6+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#CD7F31">&#187; damage!

TMG:<font color="#000000">Is it a language-dependant, mind-affecting effect?

VAE:<font color="#000000">as the archivist in the party, i'd say she doesn't

VAE:<font color="#000000">As in ,no cookie

VAE:<font color="#000000">It wouldn't make sense otherwise.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It... doesn't say. ^^;

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Please, by some miracle. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Tell me this thing has +0 dex. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( xU ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">As i said.. the way we portray it, it's simply finding relevant tatical info.

VAE:<font color="#000000">*tactical

Lady Zombie Dancer 4:<font color="#000000">+0 Dex? Pfft, it's a zombie. No worries. :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">And not one of those fancy living 28 days RAGE zombies, neither.

VAE:<font color="#000000">therefore, to be consistent and realistic, she doesn't get it, unless Richter was really explcit with gestures

Lady Zombie Dancer 4:<font color="#000000">You managed to slash open this zombie's dress -- ooh, be glad she's dead, she would NOT be happy with you if she was alive. =3=

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">End turn, then. :U

Richter Malino:<font color="#000000">I'm sorry, I don't speak Amayan! D: Tathi has received initiative.Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">DM, what knowledge checks might be applicable to intel our enemies here? Just religion? :&gt;

VAE:<font color="#000000">ugh.. nude female rotting zombie isn't the most fun thing to see :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">It would be kind of patronizing to have someone gesture tactics at you for 6 seconds and give you +2 to hit.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">x3

Lady Zombie Dancer 4:<font color="#000000">On the bright side, this zombie isn't very rotted. Seems Pamela wasn't kidding about treating her zombies well -- the flesh is well-embalmed and smells strongly of perfume.

VAE:<font color="#000000">heh..Hatari.. would it therefore surprise you the slightest if Miron did exactly that?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Also, Sszeyl. 30 feet away from healers, tanking 16 zombies with 12 HP. What. &gt;:O

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Religion, Arcana if you want to find out about chimeras, Planar if you want to find out about Rulbix.

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 19 + 5 = 24&#160; <font color="#6600CC">&#187; knowledge religion!

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&#171; &#160;1d20+16 = 15 + 16 = 31&#160; <font color="#6600CC">&#187; Knowledge Arcana!

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 3 + 5 = 8&#160; <font color="#6600CC">&#187; knowledge planes!

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Fu? :U ))

Rulbix:<font color="#000000">I defy classification. &gt;:D

VAE:<font color="#000000">Again, Hatari. The one you are speaking of has tried to rodeo-ride a wolf.

Gentleman Zombie Dancer 3:<font color="#000000">I'm a zombie. =3=

Lady Zombie Dancer 3:<font color="#000000">Me too. =3=

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">herp derp XP

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">I remember. Trust me. XP

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">OH! OH! Is that one in the back a zombie too!? :P

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Roll Spot or Heal, Tathi.

* Liatai pokes the Ghost.

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&#171; &#160;1d20+2+floor((wisdom-10)/2) = 4 + 2 + floor((13 - 10) / 2) = 7&#160; <font color="#6600CC">&#187; Spot!

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">owch

Gentleman Zombie Dancer 3:<font color="#000000">You do know that the best way to damage a zombie is via slashing weapons, if not holy power... and what the voice said was true. Skeletons can't fly... but zombies can if they have wings.

Mr. Giggles:<font color="#000000">You know enough about chimeras to know that they are deadly predators that coordinate their claw attacks with their three heads to deadly effect, and that chimeras possess breath weapons based on the color of their draconic head. As this is a black-dragon chimera, you would expect acid.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There are your results. :3

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Yay!

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&quot;Might want to be ready for an acid bath if you go anywhere near that chimera!&quot; Tathi says, drawing out her wand.. best to get rid of the lackies first..

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( God damn you. :U ))

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">PEW PEW! Here comes some magic missiles at Lady Zombie Dancer 7! &#171; &#160;2d4+2 = 5 + 2 = 7&#160; <font color="#6600CC">&#187; damage! And I will retry that knowledge planes check later. End turn!

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Cut off the head first! ))

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Do two more grow in its place, or is that a different thing?

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">You go ahead and try that, mr refuses to drop impersonation and thus looks like a doofus with his marks. :P

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Asshole. ))

Lady Zombie Dancer 7:<font color="#000000">The zombie turns its eyes toward you, head half-caved-in.

Gentleman Zombie Dancer 1:<font color="#000000">A zombie shambles forward slowly, reaching out a hand toward Elros with a moan.

Elros:<font color="#006666">Thanks, but I'm not really into necro.

* Dr. Hatari waits patiently for the hour's worth of NPC turns to resolve. ^^;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">Flint swears, calling Smoke to his side and running to the front lines.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">Darn twos.

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">actually as a healer, you're best with a low initiative count. :P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">The relevance of being a healer evaporated when my target escaped reach. :P

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Point! XP

Smoke:<font color="#000000">BARK! &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Kor:<font color="#6600CC">Squeak!

Lady Zombie Dancer 1:<font color="#000000">The zombie's partner shambles in behind him. D|

Lady Zombie Dancer 5:<font color="#000000">Followed by another one.

Gentleman Zombie Dancer 5:<font color="#000000">Hey D: Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Gentleman Zombie Dancer 5:<font color="#000000">Do I smell bad or something? ... wait, I'm a zombie, never mind.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Go Gnogglebolt go!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Resigned to the slugfest ahead, Gnogglebolt rushes into a better position, taking cover behind the altar, drawing something from his bandolier as he goes.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And a small flask of sickly green fluid goes sailing through the air at Gentalman Zombie No. 3! Ranged Touch Attack: &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 6 + 5 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gentleman Zombie Dancer 3:<font color="#000000">Ow.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">I would protest our attacks on the fodder, but the next ally up is Relnok anyways. ^^;;;;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Pamela, Chimera, and Lady Zombie 3 all take 1 point of Acid damage

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">and as for trhe Gentleman...

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d6 = 1&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; acid damage

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Blah. x_x

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And with his blunderbuss at the ready in his other hand, Gnogglebolt hunkers down and prepares for the assault. End turn.

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ooooh! You're making me very mad -- this was one of my best dresses!&quot;

Gentleman Zombie Dancer 2:<font color="#000000">Durrrrrr

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&quot;Maybe you should try shopping somewhere besides the sewers!&quot; Tathi taunts.

Smoke:<font color="#000000">-- HEY! &gt;:O &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 13 + 3 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; AoO!

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miss, you mean you had any dresses *worse* than this?

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">Tathi giggles. &quot;Nice one, Miron.&quot;

Smoke:<font color="#000000">The dog tears at the skeleton's ankles -- &#171; &#160;1d6+3 = 5 + 3 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Smoke:<font color="#000000">... and takes off a leg. :E

Gentleman Zombie Dancer 5:<font color="#000000">Wait for meeeee D: Faerie:<font color="#006666">Hmm, question. If Elros has two-weapon fighting, can he attack two adjacent targets, or just one?

Mr. Giggles:<font color="#000000">The chimera backs up very slowly... Spot checks, all.

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&#171; &#160;1d20+2+floor((wisdom-10)/2) = 18 + 2 + floor((13 - 10) / 2) = 21&#160; <font color="#6600CC">&#187; Spot!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">Spottan &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 12 + 2 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 17 + 5 = 22&#160; <font color="#CD7F31">&#187; Spot check!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Alex: You can attack adjacent targets.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">You may divvy the attacks in your full-attack up between any combo of targets you please.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">However, it may be worth noting that zombies are reasonably tough.

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">Tathi peers.. &quot;That's.. not a chimera.. It has -stitches-. it's another damn zombie!!&quot;

Elros:<font color="#006666">Spot &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 20 + 11 = 31&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Oop, spot check. &#171; &#160;1d20 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">HOLY.

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">holy eyeballs batman!

Elros:<font color="#006666">I can see to ~infinity~ O.O

VAE:<font color="#000000">and beyonf

VAE:<font color="#000000">*beyonf

VAE:<font color="#000000">*beyond

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Demoman: WIT'CHER HEADS FULL OF EYEBALLS!

VAE:<font color="#000000">you seen around the curvature of the universe, and now stare at your own butt

VAE:<font color="#000000">You rather like what you see

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;By god, she's right!&quot;

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmph! You just have no appreciation for the Art -- and you call yourself a spellcaster!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;The beast is covered in a skin suit!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Someone set it on fire. :U&quot;

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;Mr. Giggles isn't just a zombie -- he's my zombie!&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">...... Oh my god.

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&quot;Oh! Well that explains why someone did such a horrible job animating him! It was you.&quot;

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">She gestures, and the spectral hand darts forward for Tathi -- &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 2 + 6 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; touch attack for &#171;  &#160;1d8+2 = 3 + 2 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Is this why you were asking about our characters hair a week ago. XD

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">Woosh! Tathi sidesteps, still smirking.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... Actually no. XD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Oh. :B

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;How dare you! You're making me think you really don't want to leave here alive!&quot;

Lady Zombie Dancer 4:<font color="#000000">When zombies attack! &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 3 + 2 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; slam for &#171;  &#160;1d6+1 = 1 + 1 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage to Sszeyl as the husk slams its fists into you!

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&quot;As if you would let us, wench.&quot; Tathi says with a snarl.

Lady Zombie Dancer 4:<font color="#000000">... ineffectually. =3=

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">Yeah, no.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Don't forget; the zombies standing in the zone of consecration suffer disruption. -1 to attacks and damage!

Relnok:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's enough'a THAT!&quot; The dwarf marches up to the altar, holding his holy symbol high. &quot;Back to the forge fires with yeh!&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Also ''time for cleric! &gt;:O''

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">go go cleric powah!

Relnok:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 18 + 4 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; boosted Cha check!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Go GO Power Relnok, you meant, surely

Relnok:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;2d8+7 = 10 + 7 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; HD check...

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( SO CLOSE. ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">It doesn't work like that, anyways. XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">17 hd of zombies turned, still

Liatai:<font color="#000000">So that's 8 zombies turned. :D

VAE:<font color="#000000">almost half of them

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Yah, kiss the zombie hoard goodbye.

VAE:<font color="#000000">seven,

VAE:<font color="#000000">because they have 2 HD each

VAE:<font color="#000000">ah,

VAE:<font color="#000000">8

* VAE facepaws

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Not destroyed, though? :. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Darn. ))

Lady Zombie Dancer 8:<font color="#000000">All of the zombies closest to the altar don what are clearly D: faces.

VAE:<font color="#000000">he has 3 HD

TMG:<font color="#000000">nope, Relnok cannot destroy. In fact, destroying an undead doesn't even have anything to do with a check

VAE:<font color="#000000">he'd have to have 4 to deestroy them

TMG:<font color="#000000">it's only if your cleric level is at least twice the hit dice of what you're turning

VAE:<font color="#000000">you destroy or control stuff tht's half your HD

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;Forget about the dancers! They're just puppets dancing on Pamela's strings!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">That's how Trofim did it, remember?

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Lady Zombie Dancer 6:<font color="#000000">Two more zombies shamble forth, effectively blocking the way.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahah! Still have a soundburst left

* Thomas Lazarus intones an urgent prayer under whispered breath before advancing. The party and company gain Bless.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Yeah, no. :B ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Done.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Bless is... what again? +1 on attack rolls and saves versus fear?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">+1 morale bonus to hit for all.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">And saves versus fear. If it ever comes up. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Even our estranged Italiano friend. |3

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Grazie. =3=

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">x3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There, everyone's buff labels should be fixed.

Gentleman Zombie Dancer 3:<font color="#000000">This one shambles forward -- drawing an AoO from Thomas.

Gentleman Zombie Dancer 7:<font color="#000000">This one shows his heels and runs!

Miron has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Doop! =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">ooh! &quot;showed his heels&quot; exists in english too? Thought it was just a slovak expression

* Thomas Lazarus lashes out with his bastard sword. &#171; &#160;1d20+9+2 = 4 + 9 + 2 = 15&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+4 = 4 + 4 = 8&#160;  &#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">ookay, tactical question, folkses

Gentleman Zombie Dancer 3:<font color="#000000">KER-CHOP. The zombie is nearly cut in half.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Would it be better to soundburst and thus stun for a turn (if success) and do 1d8 damage to, Pamela and her zombie, or the familiar and two nonturned zombies? Or best to wait for a turn for a better arrangement of foes?

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( The familiar has half her hp. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( But she's damaged already. ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Sorry mate, but once again, undead are immune to all forms of status ailments including stun.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah, but caster HP is shitty

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Conundrum. ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Go for Pam.

VAE:<font color="#000000">she or her familiar are no undead

VAE:<font color="#000000">besides, .. how are familiars with saving throws?

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Unless she has Improved Familiar. :B ))

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Really damn good.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Good.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( To somehow get an undead. ))

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">It's their primary defense.

VAE:<font color="#000000">*nods* (never had one, asides from warp-aci)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">The zombies are a non-threat. The mastermind is still a fluffy noble girl. ^^;;;

TMG:<font color="#000000">um...and OOC tactical talk is part of the reason for enforcing a 'talking is not a free action' rule ^^; But eh, carry on.

VAE:<font color="#000000">well, but this is not IC talking, still

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">We're not IC talking either way. ;P

VAE:<font color="#000000">which is exactly why it's not helpful for such cases, as Hatari said

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">Are you people having another talk without me~?

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">Yes.

TMG:<font color="#000000">No, I mean it literally. It also applies to OOC tactical talk. ^^; Youre not supposed to be able to sit back and chitchat your tactical options. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">If it were up to me OOC I would have taken her offer and joined her forever. =3=

TMG:<font color="#000000">But eh, carry on, was just saying

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">We know.

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">Adventurers! Ugh. So crude.

Miron:<font color="#000000">We ain't no adventurers, miss! I said it already!

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">Actually we are. We just like fancy names and all.

TMG:<font color="#000000">that wasn't IC speaking, danman, they aren't using quotemarks. ^^;

TMG:<font color="#000000">this is why YOU should start using them. x3

* Thomas Lazarus doesn't have time to pay any mind. He's way too focused on, what was only moments ago, percieved as a life or death crisis. Things may be turning up, but his head is still in the game.

TMG:<font color="#000000">but anyway

TMG:<font color="#000000">just take your turn already :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">Minor action, Miron flips out his ever-handy handbook... Sex.. Sewage.. Sewn together-chimeras! Dark Knowledge (religion) &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 16 + 15 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

TMG:<font color="#000000">...erm.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Would have been better. ))

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">XD

TMG:<font color="#000000">If the Chimera's a zombie, we alrweady get Richter's Dark Knowledge to it. :/

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( If it was against humans. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( To kill her. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( To death. ))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">You have a dark knowledge: sex? =3=

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Kill her so hard she dies to death. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">I.. am not sure if that applies. Because if it's a zombie, then the MINOTAUR check already took care of that

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">I'm more amused by the fact it's right next to 'sewage'.

TMG:<font color="#000000">does it really last that long?

Richter Malino:<font color="#000000">Afraid not, it's species-specific. I believe -- correct me if I'm wrong -- that my check only applies to the humanoid zombies.

VAE:<font color="#000000">(IIRC it should last quite long)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Nope. 1 minute.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh, huh.

TMG:<font color="#000000">And ah.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Either way, folks - the thing is sewn in a skin.. it shouldn't be that hard to trip it up.. and cutting implements should work well, too!

Miron:<font color="#000000">Everyone gets +2 on the chimera as well

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Effectively not changing their buffs. Whew. =3=

Faerie:<font color="#006666">...

* Faerie will have to ask Miron for some of that dark knowlege later *cough* &gt;.&gt;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron takes a new placing. &quot;Saint Cuthbert, you who hear of all wrongdoings, grant me the voice of Cudgel that Never Forgets&quot;

Gentleman Zombie Dancer 4:<font color="#000000">This zombie flees -- provoking an AoO from Sszeyl!

TMG:<font color="#000000">Turned Zombies must do nothing but run away from the one who turned them, right?

VAE:<font color="#000000">standard action,!

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ah, cool

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Questo &#232; troppo lungo. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">VAE - Dark knowledge is a move action.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&#171; &#160;1d20+2+mod = 8 + 2 + 3 = 13&#160; <font color="#CD7F31">&#187; Fan slash! &#171; &#160;1d6+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#CD7F31">&#187; damage!

VAE:<font color="#000000">is it?

VAE:<font color="#000000">i thought a minor one... *facepaw*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You can't sound-burst, dark knowledge, and move in the same turn. ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">i misremembered.. the last time i did this i DK, and attacked in the same turn

VAE:<font color="#000000">*facepaw again*

Gentleman Zombie Dancer 4:<font color="#000000">My hat D: You sliced my hat to ribbons!

VAE:<font color="#000000">now what?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">Speaking of slicing...

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Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">Here's looking at you, Pam. ;3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You could, if Pamela was in range from your previous position, attack her from there.

VAE:<font color="#000000">gotta check that

VAE:<font color="#000000">no cookie

VAE:<font color="#000000">not enough range, bletch

VAE:<font color="#000000">ah well, that's something to do over next turn

Lady Zombie Dancer 3:<font color="#000000">This zombie, slowest of them all, approaches. =3=

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">The foreign woman dashes across the battlefield, kukri still poised to strike.

Elros has received initiative.Sszeyl:<b><font color="#CD7F31">We will likely die if we pursue the witch.

</b><font color="#CD7F31"> ''No helping it now. She needs to be eliminated.'' Maybe they'll give us some cover fire... Not likely.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Can drop, draw, attack all be done in 1 turn?

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Drop is free, draw is move, attack is standard. ))

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">I'd just back up and shoot agian. &gt;&gt;

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Methinks so. :3 ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Melee penalty. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Zombies are slow. 0:3

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">who would they be in melee with if he backs up?

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Melee pentalty?

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Firing into melee. =3=; ))

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">who would they be in melee with if he backs up?

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Can be countered by five foot step. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Ghost, shs. ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">shhh*

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">shut it, dumbdrow.

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Just back up and shoot, me thinks. ^^

Faerie:<font color="#006666">I've started an argument, yay. :U

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Stop talking about yourself like that. ;P ))

Richter Malino:<font color="#000000">&quot;Elros! Can you hear me?! Run! Zombies tend to not be able to attack as quickly after a move as the living!&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">do I look black to you? :P

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( There are white drow, foo. :B ))

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">uh, five foot step, not full move.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( :P ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">by the way, with two DK in this turn... and both with a +2 .. makes me imagine Richter and Miron in a poster-like &quot;We're archivists. It is our job to know things&quot; pose.

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">That will get AoOs... or not, how slow are these zombies? XD

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Wait a sec though, isn't it better to slash zombies than to pierce?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also.. i dunno about sex, but Dark Knowledge (dating) probably involves how to best apply rohypnol to someone's drink

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Slash. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">it is.. but it's best not getting hurt while doing so

TMG:<font color="#000000">brb

Faerie:<font color="#006666">And would a move provoke AoO, or not?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">If it was more than a five-foot-step, it would.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Only seven hd? :U ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Cool. ))

Faerie:<font color="#006666">And then what would be the point, if zombie could (presumably?) 5-foot step too, and attack?

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Or can they not?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You can five-foot-step, then move, I believe. :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Not getting immediately attacked unnecessarily by their AoO.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">If you shoot at point-blank, they get an immediate free extra attack.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">If you simply step away and shoot, they don't.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Yes, but my point is, if they're going to attack me /at some point this round/ why do I prefer shooting to sword-ing them?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">If you step more than 5 feet, they also get an attack. :P

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Question~ ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Was Pamela wearing armor last we saw? =3= ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Spot check, Sszeyl.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 4 + 5 = 9&#160; <font color="#CD7F31">&#187; Spot check!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You can't see any armor.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">*squint*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Well. If you got away, they could not pursue you and attack with their whole turn. Zombies are slow and get fewer actions. But the only way to do that and retain your attack would be to tumble.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">So it's your call whether to risk being hurt and gamble hurting them, or play it safe for a round where nothing in that room gets damaged... =3=;;;

Faerie:<font color="#006666">...also, I apparently get +3 to attack?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Yep. Party buffs.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Or attack Pamela. :U ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( With soft cover. =3= ))

Elros:<font color="#006666">Alright, well, enough of this. Less talking, more slashing. Slow or not, those zombies are in the way, and need to die in short order. Elros drops his bow, draws his steel longsword, and takes a swing at male zombie 1. &#171; &#160;1d20+9+3 = 19 + 9 + 3 = 31&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 8 + 4 = 12&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Elros:<font color="#006666">...crit confirm, or no?

VAE:<font color="#000000">noep

VAE:<font color="#000000">zombies no crit

VAE:<font color="#000000">at least, not in melee

Gentleman Zombie Dancer 1:<font color="#000000">This zombie is quite nearly sliced in half -- only its spine is keeping it together. Well, its spine and a few tatters of its doublet.

Elros:<font color="#006666">Hmm, bothersome that that didn't kill it. Oh well. &gt;.&gt;

Richter Malino:<font color="#000000">Richter stashes his wand, skirting around the prisoner. &quot;Miss Tathi, if you would kindly help cover me.&quot; The archivist begins to speak a prayer chant as he moves...

Sszeyl has received initiative.Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Peeps, I am le torn. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Should I attack from range with sling, or melee with fan? ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">rnged attack next to enemies?

VAE:<font color="#000000">only if you first move out

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Cowering enemies. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">but yeah, taking down pamela first is a good idea

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Might as well melee. It's far more likely to harm them.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Flint! Going to need your help with this witch!&quot;

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;Cute. Maybe I can find a nice female drow to go with you~&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&#171; &#160;1d20+2+mod = 8 + 2 + 1 = 11&#160; <font color="#CD7F31">&#187; Fan slash! &#171; &#160;1d6+3 = 5 + 3 = 8&#160; <font color="#CD7F31">&#187; damage!

Tathi has received initiative.Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( =3=; ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Darned eights. ))

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">The woman dodges with a giggle.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Also, keep forgetting the extra ten feet of movement I have. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( No more! ))

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">osorry!

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Let's get this rolling by poking at that familiar of hers some more..

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 4 + 5 = 9&#160; <font color="#6600CC">&#187; knowledge planes!

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">.. or not.

Rulbix:<font color="#000000">I am the unknowable Rulbix! .... Hey, that's a nice title. =3=

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">PEW PEW! Here comes some magic missiles at Lady Zombie Dancer 6! &#171; &#160;2d4+2 = 6 + 2 = 8&#160; <font color="#6600CC">&#187; damage! I almost typed 'lazy'. End turn!

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( o-e ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">sombies are lazy

VAE:<font color="#000000">just one std. action a turn

Gentleman Zombie Dancer 1:<font color="#000000">When zombies attack! &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 8 + 2 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; slam for &#171;  &#160;1d6+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage!

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Smoke! Leave it! Come!&quot; Flint barks over the din of combat, followed by an echoing bark from the dog.

Elros:<font color="#006666">Still not into necro, thank you very much, no matter how hard you try to slam me.

Lady Zombie Dancer 6:<font color="#000000">When zombies attack! &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 18 + 2 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; slam for &#171;  &#160;1d6+1 = 6 + 1 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage on the dog!

Smoke:<font color="#000000">YIPE! D: Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Strong willed woman. ))

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">Yes?

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( I said woman. ))

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">Yes?

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Not wo-man. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's .. another way of saying &quot;bitch&quot; .. isn't it?

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( :P ))

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">Are you allright? Did you forget your happy pills this morning?

* Flint Carthan whips his head around, and a pained look crosses his face for a moment before he raps out a different command. &quot;Down, boy, easy!&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Actually yes. :P ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Meaning I am out of tea, and quite insane. :U ))

Lady Zombie Dancer 1:<font color="#000000">This one shambles in -- roll an AoO, Elros. :D

Lady Zombie Dancer 5:<font color="#000000">Or one versus this one.

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Not in a curently ideal position, Gnogglebolt leaves the cover of the altar and moves around.

Elros:<font color="#006666">AoO &#171; &#160;1d20+9+3 = 1 + 9 + 3 = 13&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 2 + 4 = 6&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Gentleman Zombie Dancer 3:<font color="#000000">AoO on the gnome! When zombies attack! &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 5 + 2 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; slam for &#171;  &#160;1d6+1 = 1 + 1 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage!

TMG:<font color="#000000">I provoke AoO from Gentleman Zombie 3?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Too slow. :P

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And with the blunderbuss leveled....

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Can we roll a perform: dance check to counter their attacks? =3=

Lady Zombie Dancer 5:<font color="#000000">One zombie takes a nice solid gash from the half-elf's blades.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">THOOOSH.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt is a TF2 scout!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oooh, nice!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Scattergun!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Force-a-nature!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">All inside make a DC 15 reflex ave

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 14 + 1 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+1 = 1 + 1 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+1 = 10 + 1 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+1 = 20 + 1 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+1 = 20 + 1 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">HOLY.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Bugger. -3-

Gentleman Zombie Dancer 2:<font color="#000000">Two of the dancers were clearly champions in life. They tango out of the way, the buggers.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Oh well. In the meantime: &#171; &#160;1d6 = 1&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; + &#171;  &#160;1d6 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; + &#171;  &#160;1d6 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; added together, and then halved for those that made the save.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">10 for non-saves, 5 for the saves

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">End turn

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Waitasec!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Don't the Turned ones have a debuff to their saves?

TMG:<font color="#000000">or am I crazy? :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">well now THAT goes without saying. :P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Not that I'm.. specifically aware of. To AC, possibly. There may be a cowering debuff? &gt;.&gt;;

TMG:<font color="#000000">:[

VAE:<font color="#000000">actually, that'd be awesome...Akellon cast as TF2 folk. Gnogglebolt as scout, Tathi as pyro, Sszeyl or catkin as Spy

* Dr. Hatari grabs Rin and checks the notes on her head. =3=

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Cowering: The character is frozen in fear and can take no actions. A cowering character takes a -2 penalty to Armor Class and loses her Dexterity bonus (if any).

TMG:<font color="#000000">Nononono.

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">But, I don't they ever get debuffs to their saves.. their saves are wakky as is.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt as Engineer.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">No save penalties, sorry~

VAE:<font color="#000000">ah, true

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">And Tathi is a demopan, thank you.

VAE:<font color="#000000">just the scattergun now set me off

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Or soldier.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl is so a scout, what are you talking about.

VAE:<font color="#000000">tathi is definitely pyro.. the only one of TF2 who's likely female

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">oh pft.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and hatari,that's right

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Pyros are close-up, coners. Tathi is a far off, KABOOMer.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Maggots

</i><font color="#000000">.

VAE:<font color="#000000">catkin is stabbity spy, sszeyl is scout

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Sniper had a baby with Demoman? ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Not really.. ever used the flare gun, ghost?

VAE:<font color="#000000">boom! yer on fire, Boom! 90 damage crit

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">weak.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and well, to my defense, gnogglebolt hasn't shown us much engineering

VAE:<font color="#000000">yet

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Hey! He's got his gun!

VAE:<font color="#000000">but surprisingly effective when unexpected

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d3 = 1&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Took down quite a few heavies that way :3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d3 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Carry on. :3

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Oh no. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah, and the gun made me think of scout

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Thomas: Medic in Heavy body.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">I don't even

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Wait...shouldn't it be the zombie's turn? ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">hee... reminds me of Meet the Medic

VAE:<font color="#000000">The bull's Strength was his ubercharge

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Anyways, as nice as this is, lets drop it in IRC.

Gentleman Zombie Dancer 2:<font color="#000000">Want an AoO, Sszeyl?

Gentleman Zombie Dancer 5:<font color="#000000">When zombies attack! &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 3 + 2 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; slam for &#171;  &#160;1d6+1 = 5 + 1 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage to Elros!

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">I'll take an AoO. &gt;:3 &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 14 + 11 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d4+2 = 2 + 2 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage!

Gentleman Zombie Dancer 8:<font color="#000000">Tom, you get one too.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hatari and Meany, you here?

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Yo. ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&#171; &#160;1d20+2+mod = 18 + 2 + 3 = 23&#160; <font color="#CD7F31">&#187; Fan slash! &#171; &#160;1d6+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160; <font color="#CD7F31">&#187; damage!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Pardon! ^^;

* Thomas Lazarus lashes out with his bastard sword. &#171; &#160;1d20+9+2 = 10 + 9 + 2 = 21&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+4 = 2 + 4 = 6&#160;  &#187;

Mr. Giggles:<font color="#000000">The creature's monocled draconic head rears back, then gives the nearby inquisitor a hefty bite. &#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 20 + 14 = 34&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;2d6+5 = 7 + 5 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">I forgot to expect AoOs from the turning. ^^;

Mr. Giggles:<font color="#000000">Crit confirm - &#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 15 + 14 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Uh-oh.

VAE:<font color="#000000">oh wow

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Is this the end for our hat'd hero?

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Crapmuffins. ))

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ohnoes not fliiiiint! D: Gentleman Zombie Dancer 8:<font color="#000000">This zombie crumples before it even gets a chance to run -- Tom just SWATTED it across the room. HOME RUN!

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">the crowd goes wild!

Miron:<font color="#000000">*stares as Flint almost got his head bit off*

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">There is a loud, sickening CRUNCH as the jaws sink into Flint's shoulder -- and a good bit of torso, as well.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Would our spellcasters please focus on the woman now?! :U&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&quot;Would you stop running ahead past waves of enemies and leaving yourself isolated!?&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;She's... got a point,&quot; the inquisitor gasps.

* Thomas Lazarus sighs with a fatigued expression.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Wasn't isolated before Flint was downed. :B&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Oh, you're still alive! :D

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#CD7F31">Evil threat in three...

</b>Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">Would you shut up?

</i>Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes, you should listen to your friends.&quot; The woman leans down, whispering right next to you ear... &quot;Run.&quot; Roll a Will save.

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 17 + 3 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Is it enchantment? :U ))

* Dr. Hatari grips chest.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">MUST.. NOT.. ABANDON PARTY FOR PAMELA.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Because I believe I get an extra +2 to it if it is. ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 14 + 5 = 19&#160; <font color="#CD7F31">&#187; Will save!

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( So my result is 21. :3 ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">You also.. still.. have spell resistance. ^^;

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( That too. :B ))

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">That wasn't a spell, silly~!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">|U

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 3 + 12 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Concentration check...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">I thought we were just keeping up with the campaign-running gag of not counting it. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">god knows I forget spell resistence enough as is. XD

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">Oh-HO. That's an AoO potential. ... Or it would be if you hadn't used them on my zombies. &gt;:3

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( UP ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( I has Combat Reflexes! ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh-HO! Roll it! :D

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&#171; &#160;1d20+2+mod = 10 + 2 + 1 = 13&#160; <font color="#CD7F31">&#187; Fan slash! &#171; &#160;1d6+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#CD7F31">&#187; damage!

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Damn. ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Well. She might not be armored. She is Pamela. =3=

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">The tessen's blades rake across what feels like... chainmail.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Drat. :B

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">Roll another Will save, you~ &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 14 + 7 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; CL check.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 4 + 5 = 9&#160; <font color="#CD7F31">&#187; Will save!

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 7 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">i think she has a plate cuirass with pink anodising

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Dafuq? ))

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">You and Flint are both frightened for &#171; &#160;1d4 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; rounds.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Hmmm. ))

Lady Zombie Dancer 8:<font color="#000000">One zombie practically bowls you over in its haste to escape. D: Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( That means I use all my movement to run away, si? ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes. Though you may fight if cornered.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Frightened: A frightened creature flees from the source of its fear as best it can. If unable to flee, it may fight. A frightened creature takes a -2 penalty on all attack rolls, saving throws, skill checks, and ability checks. A frightened creature can use special abilities, including spells, to flee; indeed, the creature must use such means if they are the only way to escape. Frightened is like shaken, except that the creature must flee if possible. Panicked is a more extreme state of fear.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#000000">The more you know!

Kor:<font color="#6600CC">Kor nibbles on the Teeny Rin!

Relnok:<font color="#000000">The dwarf keeps holding his holy symbol high. &quot;Hrmph!&quot; Turning check &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 11 + 4 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;, turning damage &#171;  &#160;2d8+7 = 13 + 7 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

TMG:<font color="#000000">...is -every- zombie except the ones Elros is fighting Turned, now? xD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes. :3

Elros:<font color="#006666">Don't mind me, I've got this. :U

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( .... ))

Smoke:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 13 + 7 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; SNAP!

Smoke:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d6+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( I have an ugly suspicion. :U ))

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&quot;Her familiar! Watch out for her familiar!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( That Darkness-ing counts as using a speciial ability to flee. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( *shot* ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It does, should you be inclined. :3

* Thomas Lazarus marches over to a roomier space before intoning one more prayer -- and a rather unusual one at that. Thomas' brow knits and his eyes squint shut as a soft blue glow begins to manifest in them. And suddenly, his form vanishes and reappears - twice as large!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">(Done!)

Gentleman Zombie Dancer 3:<font color="#000000">D:!!!

Miron has received initiative.Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oooh, that's a nice little trick. What do you think, Mr. Giggles.... shall we eviscerate them?&quot;

* Mr. Giggles cannot speak, as he is a fancy zombie.

VAE:<font color="#000000">gnn

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron advances, and ...

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron takes a new placing. &quot;Saint Cuthbert, you who hear of all wrongdoings, grant me the voice of Cudgel that Never Forgets&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">*the Cudgel. :P

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d8 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage and for those alive, DC 15 Fortitude save

VAE:<font color="#000000">*sigh*

VAE:<font color="#000000">me and my low rolls

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Well, hey now.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Stunned for one round

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">well, here I was thinking she was undead too. :P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">That's pretty handy. =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also.. well, low rolls, .. i seem to enforce them on others too

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Railock would call you an Ackbar. XP

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">(inside joke, sorry)

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- owwwwwww!&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus now fatly occupies most of his circle of protection. =3=

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Circle of whatnow? ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">The buff he has had up for three sessions. :P

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Ah, against evil. =3= ))

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">The woman continues to skirt the edge of the battlefield... heading for the door where Elros stands besieged by zombies!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Right on.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Hey, Elros has a swordsister to dance with now. x3

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">She raps out a phrase in her strange language -- too bad no one understands. =3=

Elros has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Elros! Stand on Louis' face and flank with her! x3

Elros:<font color="#006666">Am I allowed to do that? =3=

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You are. :3

Elros:<font color="#006666">Pardon me then, your face is in the way.

VAE:<font color="#000000">okay, crap, i fail at tactics

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">What's wrong?

Elros:<font color="#006666">Elros 5-foot steps, then takes another swing at male zombie 1! &#171; &#160;1d20+9+3+2 = 1 + 9 + 3 + 2 = 15&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 7 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Gentleman Zombie Dancer 1:<font color="#000000">If only that wasn't a 1! D: VAE:<font color="#000000">the mispositioning of Miron (moving straight instead of diagonal-up) means that i won't be able to forcepalm Pamela next turn

TMG:<font color="#000000">she's not undead. :/

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Alex's luck with dice is.. so bad lately. =3=;

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Fff...

Faerie:<font color="#006666">How does it survive a 15, anyway? &gt;.&gt;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">It's for the best, VAE.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">I thought it was lower than that. *shrug*

TMG:<font color="#000000">cuz you rolled a 1. y normal rules, Aauto-miss. ^^;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It was a natural 1. ^^; Auto-miss.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Ah. :x

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">I need a clear lane to charge her. &gt;:3

Elros:<font color="#006666">Oh well. Can Ezer attack, at least?

VAE:<font color="#000000">um..Miron can convert any spell to Inflict, Tech

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Of course!

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's one of his feats

Ezer:<font color="#006666">Hey! Hey you there! Not nice lady! *Claw* (on 5) &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 20 + 4 = 24&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d3+1 = 1 + 1 = 2&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Lady Zombie Dancer 5:<font color="#000000">My DRESS! You foul feline! &gt;:O

Lady Zombie Dancer 5:<font color="#000000">Do you know how much this cost?!

Ezer:<font color="#006666">You're not so fresh, yourself!

Lady Zombie Dancer 5:<font color="#000000">... I don't either. =3=

Ezer:<font color="#006666">Seriously, do you zombies not bathe? D: Richter Malino:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- HAH!&quot; The archivist raises his hand skyward, which glitters with pale white light... three glimmering portals open on the battlefield, and --

Richter Malino:<font color="#000000">Suddenly.

* Dr. Hatari gasps.

Celestial... Corgi? :<font color="#000000">... Corgis.

* Dr. Hatari squees.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( RADIANT DRAGONS? ))

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">*SNRK*

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Oh no. ))

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">UNLEASH THE... corgis?

Faerie:<font color="#006666">And then suddenly.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Corgis.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( The pack of corgis. ))

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Everywhere.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">3 of them.

Richter Malino:<font color="#000000">&quot;That... wasn't supposed to happen. Aren't celestial dogs supposed to be...? Never mind...&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">I wanna see one crit pamela. Watch as it just flies across the room and gets her right in the face.. and then won't let go. XD

TMG:<font color="#000000">Corgi! LD Corgicorgicorgicorgi |3

TMG:<font color="#000000">Such a fun word to say. |3

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Hey, I'm gonna start making dinner.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/856/packz.jpg

Faerie:<font color="#006666">But I'll keep my laptop with me.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">So...just letting you all know.

Celestial Corgi:<font color="#000000">One of the short little dogs wags its tail briefly... then snarls. &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 2 + 2 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d4+2 = 2 + 2 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;!

TMG:<font color="#000000">Boop! It's so cute when it's pretending to be viscious. x3

TMG:<font color="#000000">*vicious

Celestial Corgi:<font color="#000000">Yip yip yip! &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 19 + 4 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d4+2 = 1 + 2 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;!

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">and then his friend comes along and POW! XD

Smoke:<font color="#000000">Oh my gosh you're so tiny. :O

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( :U ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Corgi paladins everywhere!

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&quot;Hrm.. I should learn to summon celestial cooshees..&quot;

Celestial Corgi:<font color="#000000">The leader of the pack charges forward! &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 17 + 2 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d4+2 = 1 + 2 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; to Pamela!

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;What the--?! OW!&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">FACE'D. XD

Celestial Corgi:<font color="#000000">Grr grr grr grr &gt;:O

Sszeyl has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">In a spectacular display of acrobatics, the drow falls back to the prisoner!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">End turn.

Tathi has received initiative.Liatai:<font color="#000000">Go Tathi go! :D

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">Tathi moves up ever so slightly.. and then takes aim at Pamela..

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">PEW PEW! Here comes some magic missiles at Pamela! &#171; &#160;2d4+2 = 4 + 2 = 6&#160; <font color="#6600CC">&#187; damage! End turn!

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">As the magic missiles hit, suddenly there is a *pop,* and Pamela's wounds seem to vanish.

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">Tathi's eyes widen a bit. Now WHAT was that? Let's find out!

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 19 + 11 = 30&#160; <font color="#6600CC">&#187; spellcraft! -5 if its necromancy or illusion, +2 if it's evocation!

Gentleman Zombie Dancer 1:<font color="#000000">I don't like you. &gt;:O &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 11 + 2 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+1 = 5 + 1 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; to Elros!

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">Tathi snorts softly. &quot;That was the last of a boosting spell she had cast upon herself.&quot;

* Flint Carthan glances over his nondamaged shoulder at the titanic templar, then makes way. &quot;All yours, Tom.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus nods with a mute glare.

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">Tathi glances anxiously at Flint. &quot;You will live, right?&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hopefully,&quot; he growls, already searching a pocket.

Lady Zombie Dancer 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 8 + 2 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+1 = 2 + 1 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for Elros!

Lady Zombie Dancer 5:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 15 + 2 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+1 = 6 + 1 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for Ezer!

Ezer:<font color="#000000">The serval is given a horrible clout with the enraged zombie's fist.

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Liatai:<font color="#000000">Go ahead, Tech. :3

TMG:<font color="#000000">ah!

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">*peer* Why.. is there a teeny rin in my cold war campaign? *tackles the Liatai!*

TMG:<font color="#000000">*measures*

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ohnoooooes, corgi, you're in mah blasty-area D: TMG:<font color="#000000">Hmm. Must think of new plan. -3-

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Wellll

TMG:<font color="#000000">Curse my 20-foot move speed! xD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Could you stand south of the first corgo

TMG:<font color="#000000">if only I could go fiiiiiiive more feet...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">*corgi

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">And then aim the cone north?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Oh wait. 30 feet. &gt;:o

TMG:<font color="#000000">...funnily enough.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Don't you need to reload, anyway? ^^;;

TMG:<font color="#000000">I -just- read back up in IRC and saw you say &quot;You're not usually going to curse that 10-ft movespeed hit...&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">O.O

TMG:<font color="#000000">You...are absolutely right, Liatai. xD

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">LULZ

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Full-round action, reload! End turn.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">*snrk* Funny how that nips back at the worst times. :B

Gentleman Zombie Dancer 5:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 19 + 2 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for the Amayan! &#171; &#160;1d6+1 = 6 + 1 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

* Swallowtail spits out a tooth and glares at the zombie.

Mr. Giggles:<font color="#000000">The chimera spreads its wings... and suddenly takes flight!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Curse you and your ability to move the stunned woman, well-dressed zombie!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">My pre-typing! XD

Mr. Giggles:<font color="#000000">It clumsily latches onto the chandelier and clambers up into the space in the ceiling that the chandelier descended from.

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Oh my. Does Tathi still have line of sight?

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;Woo... dizzy...&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">*grumble* Phone.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Not on Pamela, but on Rulbix and on Mr. Giggles' rear end.

Smoke:<font color="#000000">Shall we, my Welsh friend? &gt;:D

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">... I totally forgot to knowledge planes that hairy little imp. DAMNIT XD

Celestial Corgi:<font color="#000000">We shall! &gt;:D &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 5 + 2 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 2 + 1 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;!

Smoke:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 5 + 4 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+3 = 5 + 3 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;!

Smoke:<font color="#000000">... we shan't. D: Celestial Corgi:<font color="#000000">Oh well! :D

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Phew. Back.

* Relnok grumbles. &quot;Blasted... turnin'... mechanics.&quot; He retreats a step toward the hatted inquisitor. &quot;Hold still, lad.&quot; &#171; &#160;2d8+3 = 9 + 3 = 12&#160;  &#187; healing!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">So~ about how high off the ground is Mr. Giggles and his rider?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Also: XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The chandelier is about 15 feet off the ground at the bottom. Mr. Giggles' rear end is about that high.

TMG:<font color="#000000">oooh...if I roll well and the chimera rolls low, and if it all works out in my favor.... I maaaaaay be able to ground that beast. &gt;.&gt;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">How fortuitous. Checking the jump SRD page reveals that Tom's vertical reach is 16 feet. &gt;:3

* Flint Carthan sucks in a deep breath as the terrible bite wound starts to seal shut. &quot;Much obliged...&quot;

Celestial Corgi:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 2 + 2 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+2 = 13 + 2 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; CORGI STRIKE! &#171; &#160;1d4+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 2 + 1 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Celestial Corgi:<font color="#000000">The captain corgi latches on!

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.TMG:<font color="#000000">...do the Corgis really have Improved Grab? o.o

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No. XD

TMG:<font color="#000000">cuz that would be so hilarious. xD

TMG:<font color="#000000">Aw. :P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">I'm sorry. Delay after Miron

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Apparently it's a zombie party in the eastern room. &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 14 + 6 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; AoO!

Miron has received initiative.Liatai:<font color="#000000">Go Miron go!

VAE:<font color="#000000">hm

VAE:<font color="#000000">is Pamela in air as well?

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Yup

VAE:<font color="#000000">That didn't pass through anyone's reach, right?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Nope, you're good.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Huzzah for short gnome heights. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Alright

Faerie:<font color="#006666">I'd just like to say something.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Cause Fear on Pamela, DC 14 will.

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 18 + 6 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Faerie:<font color="#006666">...I just made a whole frozen stir-fry noodles in the time between my last attack opportunity, and now.

VAE:<font color="#000000">She's still shaken for a turn ,. heh

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hehe, sorry, Fae... ^^;;;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Though Ezer got quite a big bash from a zombie in that time.

VAE:<font color="#000000">end turn

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ready, Tom? :D

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Whoo. Yes, I just got off the phone.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Poor timing.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Let's see.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">Thomas has had it right up about to here today! And at present, 'here' is pretty gosh darned high! With Pamela's cheekiness and nonchalance, the intolerable horrors and atrocities spilled all over the tomb, and worst of all, the bickering, gnashing, and finger-pointing of his allies!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">The lofty and weakly glowing Thomas reaches out to his left and pointedly drops his enormous shield - which hits the ground with a thunderous 'CLANG~' before rapidly shrinking back to regular size. A slow booming set of clangs work up as more than one thousand pounds of magic-wreathed templar come bearing towards the dangling massive zombie, blade-first. &#171; &#160;1d20+9+1+2 = 1 + 9 + 1 + 2 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d8+7 = 11 + 7 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">Nuuuuuuu D|

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">Your sword... gets tangled in the chandelier. D: Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">Also, Tom, roll a Will save. DC 16.

* Thomas Lazarus growls and wracks his blade left and right, causing pleasant-sounding chandelier clinks. Will &#171; &#160;1d20+6+2 = 6 + 6 + 2 = 14&#160;  &#187; (+1 if Fear-related~)

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Liatai: Hey, it's not a bad thing. Ezer getting hit is. But I mean, I didn't miss much while making food. :P

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">The eerie tinkling of the shattering chandelier, combined with a creeping sense of dread that seems to come from nowhere and everywhere at once, cause you to be shaken.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">!? D: Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">This is hilarious. XD

Lady Zombie Dancer 3:<font color="#000000">MORE zombies pile into the western room!

TMG:<font color="#000000">Hey, Alex?

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Merda!&quot; The woman slices her kukri at the zombie between her and Elros -- &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 5 + 9 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 1 + 1 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;!

TMG:<font color="#000000">what spells has Elros prepared today? &gt;.&gt;

Elros has received initiative.Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">hrm.. rangers should have spells at this level, shouldn't they?

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Yes, you're right. &gt;.&gt;

Faerie:<font color="#006666">.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">One level 1 ranger spell, I believe.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">...right, left brackets don't work.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">At least, that's what Flint has prepared.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Ah, let's see...

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Nothing that would help Ezer, I don't think. :x

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You can always tell Ezer to back down, if he knows that trick.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">And I see from his token he does.

Elros:<font color="#006666">Well then. &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 17 + 9 = 26&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187; handle animal check to have Ezer back down. And...attack is possible, as well?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep! Handling your animal companion is a free action. :3

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( While there is still time. :U ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Is this a suitable distance for the frightened thing, or should I make another double move? =3=\ ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Also, pizza. Om nom. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The object of your fear is now out of sight, so you're fine.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Sweet. :3 ))

Elros:<font color="#006666">Right, well then. Let's go with a sword to gentleman zombie 1. Sometimes, simple is best. &#171; &#160;1d20+9+3+2 = 11 + 9 + 3 + 2 = 25&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d20+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">You should probably try the damage again. :B

Gentleman Zombie Dancer 1:<font color="#000000">Indeed. That simple sword stroke just sliced this zombie's spine in half; it topples over, followed by its legs.

Elros:<font color="#006666">...derp. &#171; &#160;1d8+3 = 5 + 3 = 8&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187; &gt;.&gt;

Elros:<font color="#006666">And I did better anyway.

Gentleman Zombie Dancer 1:<font color="#000000">Still dead. =3=

Celestial Corgi:<font color="#000000">CORGIIII POWERRRRR!

Celestial Corgi:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 14 + 4 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 2 + 1 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;! &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 9 + 4 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;! and &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 9 + 4 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;!

Richter Malino:<font color="#000000">The archivist follows the pack, hastily pulling a scroll from his pack.

Sszeyl has received initiative.TMG:<font color="#000000">Ooh! Just double-checked something...cannot wait until my turn! I have genius plan!

TMG:<font color="#000000">Requires a little luck, but if it works...

VAE:<font color="#000000">I have a cunning plan is what Baldrick said often...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">$2 on us accidentally ruining it before his turn. |D

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Meany?

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( I'm here! ))

TMG:<font color="#000000">The only way you could do that is if you megaton-slammed Pamela up through the ground before my turn. :B

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Wasn't there a healing potion in the loot? =3= ))

* Smoke runs around, helping the Corgis herd zombies. :D

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( I recall 'a familiar blue potion' being mentioned. :. ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Luckily you won init.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">:B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There was one. :3 And given you're the lootkeeper... Dare you swallow the blue potion?

TMG:<font color="#000000">...Oh, this is fun.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Downing a potentially-unknown potion. x3 Let us see what happens!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">I don't have much obtions. ^^; The other healers outright refused too.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">options*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">As you chug the potion...

TMG:<font color="#000000">Cug it, chug it, chug it! Let's see if it's been mixed up with something else! &gt;:D

VAE:<font color="#000000">plz let it be poison!

TMG:<font color="#000000">Pfft.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... a pale white light covers you briefly! &#171; &#160;1d8+1 = 6 + 1 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; healed!

VAE:<font color="#000000">slow acting poison then! *looks all expectant*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">like Super Stimpacks

VAE:<font color="#000000">heal now, lose HP later

Tathi has received initiative.Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'm just advancing init so Ghost has time to catch up, carry on. :3

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Ah. :&gt;

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">DM, if I may ask, where does Tathi need to move to have line of sight to Big Bad Bitch #1?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Directly under the chandelier.

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Durnit.

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">But she can see the stinky stead's rump huh?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There's a square to Tom's north that's under the chandelier~

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">You could delay. &gt;:3

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Squishy's don't belong on the front Drayco, I mean, Liatai. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">bwhahah

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Actually, yes, I'm going to delay after Mr. Giggle's turn. Let's see if Mr. Proper Ugly peeks his head out.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">They won't have a hiding place much longer if I have any say about it. &gt;:O

* Flint Carthan snatches a potion from his belt pouches and downs it -- &#171; &#160;1d8+1 = 8 + 1 = 9&#160;  &#187;

Smoke:<font color="#000000">Zombie herding, zombie herding! :D

Smoke:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 9 + 7 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;!

Lady Zombie Dancer 1:<font color="#000000">You re-killed my partner! &gt;:O &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 10 + 2 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+1 = 1 + 1 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; to Elros!

Lady Zombie Dancer 5:<font color="#000000">And I just don't like you. =3= &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 15 + 2 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Elros:<font color="#006666">Yeah, no. Sorry. I'll be happy to re-kill you later, though.

Elros:<font color="#006666">Erm...tied with AC. =3=;

TMG:<font color="#000000">ah, it hits in that case

Lady Zombie Dancer 5:<font color="#000000">One zombie actually manages to slap Elros.

TMG:<font color="#000000">if an attack equals AC, it's a hit.

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt was going to keep blasting away with the blunderbuss--but when Pamela's steed took flight, it became time for a new plan.

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;Ow.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He rushes forward, drawing a small cloth bag from his bandolier. As the bag is agitated, something inside seems to start writhing...and Gnogglebolt pitches the Tanglefoot Bag at Big &amp; Stinky. Ranged touch attack! &#171; &#160;1d20+5+3 = 12 + 5 + 3 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

TMG:<font color="#000000">I presume this is a hit? :3

Mr. Giggles:<font color="#000000">I'm actually not that stinky, Pamela treats me with perfume every day... =3= I mean, uh, sticky stuff.

TMG:<font color="#000000">And if it is....Chimera, make a DC 15 reflex save. (pleaseworkpleaseworkpleasework...)

TMG:<font color="#000000">(pleeeeease...)

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ew ew EWWWW! It's in his fur!&quot;

Mr. Giggles:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 9 + 6 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">close but no cigar

TMG:<font color="#000000">DAAAAAAAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Tech, what have I told you about pissing off the dice gods?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">And the plan was what?

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">They WILL snark you. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">floor it with stickiness

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ugh! This is going to take so long to clean...&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">danman; sort of

TMG:<font color="#000000">Had the chimeramissed the save

TMG:<font color="#000000">it would have lost the ability to fly

TMG:<font color="#000000">aand plummetted to the ground

VAE:<font color="#000000">i have dome something similar in anoter game

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">It's clinging to the chandelier, not flying.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Still though, its move speed is reduced by half.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It was... clinging to the chandelier and a ledge in the ceiling space. ^^;;

TMG:<font color="#000000">End turn.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh, well then if it had failed, ti would have been glued there. :B

Gentleman Zombie Dancer 2:<font color="#000000">Have an AoO, Elros.

TMG:<font color="#000000">but -damn- that's so disappointing...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">It still has the debuff, no? Just isn't entangled?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">&gt;.&gt;; You sait it needed luck.

TMG:<font color="#000000">yeah, it... &quot;takes a &#8211;2 penalty on attack rolls and a &#8211;4 penalty to Dexterity&quot;

Gentleman Zombie Dancer 5:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 2 + 2 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; to the kukri-wielding woman.

TMG:<font color="#000000">hatari; if it had succeeded by a wide margine, I would have been &quot;durnit&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">but it madethe save EXACTLY

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">-4 AC? Good. Soon it'll be prone too. =3=

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 2 + 6 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; AoO! &#171; &#160;1d4+1 = 1 + 1 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

TMG:<font color="#000000">that's as if the dice gods are teasing me cosmically. -3-

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">I don't see a difference. It's just percentages in my mind. ^^;

Mr. Giggles:<font color="#000000">The chimera wiggles... and draws itself up all the way into the ceiling. AoO, Tom, before it clambers up into the ceiling space! :O

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;!&quot; The templar rapidly liberates his blade and lashes out at Mr. Giggles! &#171; &#160;1d20+9+1-2+2 = 11 + 9 + 1 - 2 + 2 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d8+7 = 2 + 7 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">tech. look at it this way - with a +6, it had a more than even chance of making it

VAE:<font color="#000000">60% in fact

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">So, what is the design of this roof? Are they escaping into some kind of attic, or is there just plenty of room up there?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Are they still basically clinging to the chain base of the chandelier?

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm-hmm~! A nice try~ but not quite enough. I'll see you later, pretty-hair~&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">what? even with the -4 dextrity hit to AC?! o.O

Liatai:<font color="#000000">They're escaping into some kind of attic crawlspace.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No, it hit.

TMG:<font color="#000000">The thing's AC is -that- high?

TMG:<font color="#000000">oh

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It just wasn't enough to bring it down.

TMG:<font color="#000000">...what were you saying about prone then, Hatari?

TMG:<font color="#000000">though you meant your attack had some extra power to it or something

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">I was going to pull the chandelier down on my turn. =3=;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">But there's a room up there apparently.

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">The little imp follows its master up above... and then there's a small rumble from the ceiling space.

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">Followed by a sudden ROAR and a blast of dark energy! &#171; &#160;7d4 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage, unless you succeed on a Will save, Thomas~ hee!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">Tom grits his teeth and raises his free arm up to shield himself, somewhat. &#171; &#160;1d20+6+2 = 8 + 6 + 2 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">i love how Thomas rolled two ones on the damage roll before

Pamela Lundy:<font color="#000000">&quot;Enjoy fighting through my darlings to reach your friend~!&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You succeed!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Half damage. :3

* Thomas Lazarus manages to slough off the miasma. His eyes flare with blue, and he seems like he wants nothing better than to reach up, climb the chandelier, and pursue.. but..

Tathi has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">His lip flickers in a mute snarl as he looks away. There's too much business back here. He knows better than to fight those two alone.

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&quot;Where did she go!?&quot; Tathi demands, advancing forward and helping with the last of the zombies!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nevermind.&quot; He speaks in a low, however loud, whisper.

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">Tathi shoots off a series of dazzling bolts, each one zipping through the air shaped and flying like autumn leaves! &#171; &#160;1d4+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#6600CC">&#187; for 2, &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#6600CC">&#187; for 3, and &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 4 + 1 = 5&#160; <font color="#6600CC">&#187; for 4!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;Elros and our 'guests' need help.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">End turn!

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">and I will be afk, starting a fire.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Yes! Escape Pamela! |D

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">Hush, brain.

Lady Zombie Dancer 3:<font color="#000000">One zombie crumples with a shrieking noise.

Relnok:<font color="#000000">The dwarf snarls, spitting at the chandelier before stumping off down the hallway. &quot;Drow! Where'd yeh go?&quot;

Relnok:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d8+3 = 6 + 3 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; healing for you, too, lad.

Celestial Corgi:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 4 + 4 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+4 = 2 + 4 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Celestial Corgi:<font color="#000000">Nope. =3=

Miron has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">wait, did she fly upwards?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Upwards and off somewhere south. Seems there's some kind of crawlspace up there.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( doo doo dee doo. ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">If I understand correctly, the chandelier originally dropped out of a compartment in the ceiling. The chimera zombie flew onto it, and climbed out with Pam.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hatari's got it. :3

* Meany steals it.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Bloody hell... and all my ranged spells are gone, too.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Knowledge (architecture+engineering) &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 19 + 5 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; to compare our descent into the tomb, and the height of this room + chute. If there's a discrepancy it means we are underneath a building of some sort.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">..Is it terrible that I started playing Big O themes after Thomas got buffed? x3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMQALgAdr_s&amp;feature=autoplay&amp;list=WL92EF79A2EACC1B6B&amp;index=1&amp;playnext=18

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMQALgAdr_s ))

Whispered Voice:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmph. Save anything you clean from your blades if you managed to strike her or her creature. Blood is a potent scrying tool.&quot; The voice is whispering to Thomas, Tathi, Miron, and Gnogglebolt.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">Duhn-duh-dun-dun-duhhh-dun-da-duhn-du-da-dun! =3=

Miron:<font color="#000000">That's right.. either Cadamon or the Commander can put that to good use

</i>* Thomas Lazarus quirks a brow up at the whispered voice. Now it's starting to come together.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There's no discrepancy that would indicate a building.

* Thomas Lazarus looks to the tip of his blade briefly. Giggle-ichor.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( :. ))

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">back for a sec

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Same music, different links. ))

Miron:<font color="#000000">Crap, this must be a ventillation chute.. after all the necromancers need to breathe, and the chandellier has its oxygen requirements too... she's probably gone out in the open.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Yo. ))

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&quot;Is this communication two way?&quot; Tathi asks.

Miron:<font color="#000000">I.. guess we're done here, just to clean up the zombies. Is the prisoner all right?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;We'll just have to take what we can get.&quot;

Whispered Voice:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes. I would assume you would have known already... after all, it is a cantrip.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">heh, Message

VAE:<font color="#000000">sent over scrying spell

VAE:<font color="#000000">what sort of action is a common knowledge check again?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">... =3=;

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Hmmm. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Peeps. :U ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Roll if you want to, it's your turn.

VAE:<font color="#000000">i already did, the architecture

VAE:<font color="#000000">i wonder what i can do once i'm done with that

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Anyone else think the pattern those turned dead zombies are making with their statuses. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Free. Go ahead.

VAE:<font color="#000000">better said, how far can i...

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Would make a good Guardian logo? =3= ))

Miron:<font color="#000000">With that said, Miron advances towards fleeing zombies.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... it looks rather like one of those warning labels you see on a chemical's bottle to me... x3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Unless the logo is just a pile of randomly owned zombies.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Then I dunno what you even see in it. :P

Miron:<font color="#000000">*mumbles* Once again, a master knows when to fight and when not to fight..

Celestial Corgi:<font color="#000000">Hi! :D

VAE:<font color="#000000">done, double move

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">brb, checkin' the fire!

Smoke:<font color="#000000">Hi! :D

Kor:<font color="#6600CC">Squeak!

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Miron:<font color="#000000">Yer small like a small beer, doggy, I ain't afraid of y.. Ah Smoke ^^;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Sorry Korgis. Hope you don't mind being underfoot. =3=

Celestial Corgi:<font color="#000000">Yip yip! The nearest Corgi hops around your feet excitedly. :D :D

* Thomas Lazarus still seems to be inwardly flagellating himself over Pamela's escape - but his discipline doesn't waver. Allies are still in danger. Some more than others, as the corgis are probably bouncing up and down from the templar's greave impacts. Tom takes a swing for dancer 2! &#171; &#160;1d20+9+1+2+2 = 19 + 9 + 1 + 2 + 2 = 33&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;2d8+7 = 6 + 7 = 13&#160;  &#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">BOOM! *dust-fall*

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Four diamonds forming one larger diamond. ))

Lady Zombie Dancer 2:<font color="#000000">The zombie pretty much splatters.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Thomas is on ubercharge from kritzgkrieg

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( With branches, making the four diamonds also an X over a diamond. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( =3= ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">I could swear that has some significance from somewhere.

VAE:<font color="#000000">can i move Miron to see the pattern?

Lady Zombie Dancer 7:<font color="#000000">The zombies try to flee from the titanic templar! D: Roll an AoO, Tom.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9+1+2 = 10 + 9 + 1 + 2 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d8+7 = 9 + 7 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">ah, i don't have to

VAE:<font color="#000000">just click Elros

Lady Zombie Dancer 7:<font color="#000000">Cover did nothing to save this zombie.

* Swallowtail nearly drops her knife seeing the giant priest looming in the doorway! O_O

Teeny Rin:<font color="#000000">*collect collect* &gt;:3

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">... Right. Zombies. &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 9 + 7 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 4 + 1 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage.

Elros has received initiative.Liatai:<font color="#000000">Go Elros go! :D

VAE:<font color="#000000">heh.. i got a sketch of the pattern there done.. it would make a nice cubi clan mark

Elros:<font color="#006666">Elros, as it seems we're still trying to kill things, takes a swing at...let's say lady zombie 1. &#171; &#160;1d20+9+3 = 15 + 9 + 3 = 27&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Lady Zombie Dancer 1:<font color="#000000">Now I TRIPLY don't like you. &gt;:O

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Dude looking like a lady, hitting a lady. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( CATFIGHT. ))

Celestial Corgi:<font color="#000000">Yip yip! &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 11 + 2 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Celestial Corgi:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d4+1 = 1 + 1 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Elros:<font color="#006666">Would you hurry up and be re-dead though, plzkthx?

Celestial Corgi:<font color="#000000">I'll help! :D &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 3 + 2 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">Somehow, it feels like we've been staring down these zombies for six hours! =3=

Celestial Corgi:<font color="#000000">Me too, me too! &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 9 + 2 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Celestial Corgi:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d4+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">Huff huff. &quot;Thank you.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Dare I ask you to get the prisoner on his feet again? ^^&quot;

Relnok:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hrmph. Was just about to.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Doubly thank you.&quot;

Relnok:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeh might not wanna touch anything he spat up. Might be contagious.&quot;

* Sszeyl cartwheels over the dwarf, and away from the icor.

Relnok:<font color="#000000">&quot;OY!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Flint, care to rejoin the fight?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;&gt;&gt;?&quot;

Relnok:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ruddy drow,&quot; the dwarf growls.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">:B

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&#171; &#160;80-25 = 80 - 25 = 55&#160; <font color="#CD7F31">&#187;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Would I ever.&quot; Flint is readying his blades.

Smoke:<font color="#000000">PUPPY POWER! &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 14 + 7 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;!

* Liatai is bricked. So many times.

Lady Zombie Dancer 1:<font color="#000000">ZOMBIE PAWNCH! &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 17 + 2 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+1 = 4 + 1 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Lady Zombie Dancer 5:<font color="#000000">ZOMBIE PAWNCH! &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 17 + 4 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+1 = 6 + 1 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">More like zombie pwnch! &gt;:O

* Dr. Hatari is punched.

Elros:<font color="#006666">...both at me?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep. You just got double-teamed by dress-wearing zombies.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Sounds so icky. ))

Elros:<font color="#006666">Elros is...rather injured. That was bothersome. &gt;.o

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Liatai:<font color="#000000">Go Gnoggle go!

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Elros is now our Shikamaru. ))

TMG:<font color="#000000">hmm.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Mendosuke... ))

Elros:<font color="#006666">Someone care to re-kill those two zombies?

TMG:<font color="#000000">Wait, so you guys are saying Elros had a threesome? :U

Elros:<font color="#006666">Waitwhat? o.o;

TMG:<font color="#000000">...Anyway. &gt;.&gt;

* Liatai bricks Tech. &quot;Just take your turn already. XP&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">all those X and diamond ones are dead, right?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep.

TMG:<font color="#000000">The diamond is just extranneous?

TMG:<font color="#000000">Mkay.

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">brb, need to put the steak on the grill

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">*huff huff huff* end turn

TMG:<font color="#000000">(alex; I was making a pun off of Elros getting 'double-teamed' :B )

Faerie:<font color="#006666">:P

Gentleman Zombie Dancer 5:<font color="#000000">ZOMBIE PAWNCH! &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 1 + 2 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+1 = 1 + 1 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Elros:<font color="#006666">Still not into necro, thank you.

Gentleman Zombie Dancer 5:<font color="#000000">Zombie FAIL.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Zombie broke his wrist. ))

TMG:<font color="#000000">...Zombie pawnch'd its own face?

Tathi has received initiative.Liatai:<font color="#000000">Tathi time! :D

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Show us the womanly pew pewq. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Typo not intended. ))

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">Tathi leisurely follows along, and then levels her wand on the zombies..

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">PEW PEW! Here comes some magic missiles at #1! &#171; &#160;2d4+2 = 7 + 2 = 9&#160; <font color="#6600CC">&#187; damage!

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">end turn!

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">and afk I goes

Lady Zombie Dancer 1:<font color="#000000">The zombie shuffles back to its proper place on the mortal coil... that is, off it entirely.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Ta. ))

TMG:<font color="#000000">(hey liatai, mind removing the dead zzombies from the init? Less clutter? ^^; )

Liatai:<font color="#000000">AoO for Elros!

Relnok:<font color="#000000">Mumble grumble I should be over there cleaving zombies in half with my axe not healing one of these mumble grumble... &#171; &#160;1d8+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">x3

Relnok:<font color="#000000">... of and of COURSE the bugger doesn't wake up. GRUMBLE.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">ME AXE *DRINKS*

Miron has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">I can't believe I've only played one Dwarf.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( I also played one dwarf. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Modgtib Soulcrusher. :B ))

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron advances, and takes out his mace.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Such an evil, sadistic, monster was he. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">end turn

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( The world is better of without him. :B ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">What game was that, owl?

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">back, steak's on the grill. :&gt;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ruins of Dhakan?

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( First dnd game. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Like...three years ago? ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">evil sadistic monster, and dwarf?

VAE:<font color="#000000">that doesn't quite fit together.. in fact it sounds like drow

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Aye. ))

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">combat is -still- going? XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oy, VAE, keep IC and OOC seperate, and take your turn.

VAE:<font color="#000000">not combat

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Because people are dragging their turns. ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">we are chasing

VAE:<font color="#000000">i already did !

VAE:<font color="#000000">yl: (( Modgtib Soulcrusher. :B )) Miron: Miron advances, and takes out his mace. Sszeyl: (( Such an evil, sadistic, monster was he. )) VAE: end turn

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">I would vote for Liatai to enforce a 5 minute turn counter. :&gt;

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">That wouldn't be a bad idea, ghost

* Thomas Lazarus looks into the room, and is given pause. Corpses of every color, corgis, Italians, Elros. He squints.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">No room for this bulky form. He dismisses his spell.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">Done.

Smoke:<font color="#000000">Smoke snaps at a fleeing zombie -- &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 15 + 7 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+3 = 6 + 3 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;.

Smoke:<font color="#000000">He grabs its torso and shakes it apart.

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">brb, flippin' steak!

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 11 + 7 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;! The woman is still slicing this zombie apart!

Elros has received initiative.Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">back!

Elros:<font color="#006666">Well now, let's just try to kill that last one over there. &#171; &#160;1d20+9+3 = 14 + 9 + 3 = 26&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187; on lady 5 for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 3 + 4 = 7&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187; damage

Lady Zombie Dancer 5:<font color="#000000">SO close!

Elros:<font color="#006666">(If I was using +3 earlier I was in error, it should be +4)

Celestial Corgi:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 19 + 4 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 4 + 1 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gentleman Zombie Dancer 5:<font color="#000000">Re-death by Corgi. How embarrasing.

Celestial Corgi:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 8 + 4 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Richter Malino:<font color="#000000">The Corgis vanish with a cheerful yipping and shower of white sparks... and as the last non-turned zombie falls, Richter sighs, leaning on his staff. &quot;... Well. We're all alive.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Combat pretty much over. x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">well, two more zombies

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Coup de gras, for the rest? :U ))

* Thomas Lazarus releases a held breath and nearly doubles over. Something is really getting to him.

Relnok:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d8+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Come on, yeh bugger, wake up so I kin march yeh over there.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;..I thought we were really going to die, back there..&quot; He sighs and shakes it off.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Quite.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus lays a gauntlet on Elros' shoulder. &#171; &#160;3d8+6 = 17 + 6 = 23&#160;  &#187; Healing!

<i><font color="#0000ff">Drayco is disconnected.

</i>Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">brb, gettin' the steak!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Especially when she started slinging mind-spells.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">Gatherin' the pews.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Good you're awake. :3&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Come on.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thank Garl, and all others in the pantheon, that the chimera wasn't real and was only poor undead substitute.&quot;

* Flint Carthan kneels heavily next to Smoke. &quot;... Good boy.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Indeed.. I still wonder what the hell was sewn into that chimera skin.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;By the way, Sir Ebonwood. I know you're still listening. :3&quot;

* Royce Sargano seems to be having too much trouble breathing to respond very intelligently.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Here, load him onto this pew.&quot;

Whispered Voice:<font color="#000000">&quot;The spell is being stretched to its limit, but yes. My... apologies for not disclosing my identity sooner.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">So.. we best take these buggers to the City watch, as soon as possible.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Head count, is eceryone accounted for?&quot; Gnogglebolt calls back and forth through the tomb.

Miron:<font color="#000000">And have them off'd to the Aureate Palm, preferably in the morning.

* Thomas Lazarus looks around wordlessly at the others. He seems to be doing his usual post-battle zoning out, and is hunting for the sight of wounds.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;What's in the past is done.&quot;

Relnok:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm alive, an' this bugger is, barely.&quot;

* Swallowtail sinks onto a pew.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Very good. :3 Can't have either of you dying just yet.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">back!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Alright...should we grab the prisoners and get out of here? We can come back for the spoils later.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus squints, and lights up the hall with a spell.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Indeed we should.

* Sszeyl returns to the peeps, carrying both spoils, and prisoner.

Elros:<font color="#006666">Elros thanks Tom for the healing, but wonders if he miht be able to do anything for Ezer as well, who's in a rather bad way.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">Buah! D: Miron:<font color="#000000">They are the most precious bounty we'll get from here.. i bet their whole rotten family are filthy heretics.

* Royce Sargano is gasping for breath, occasionally coughing up more of that red jelly.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;This one needs a doctor.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&quot;Do you think there's any chance of pursuing her, or at least figuring out where she went? I suppose we could ask our peeping tom friend to scry for her.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">No need to.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;That is what I heard him suggest.&quot;

Ezer:<font color="#006666">Ezer is...hiding under this bench here.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Did any of you manage to retain some blood of hers?&quot;

Ezer:<font color="#006666">Hack cough no I'm fine, honest.

Miron:<font color="#000000">My brothers at the Mace can scry just as well as whoever's been watching us.

* Thomas Lazarus plays vet. He kneels down and offers the cat a smile and wand-tap.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thomas? Flint? I saw you two were engaged with her...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d8+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for Ezer.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">More! &gt;:O &#171; &#160;1d8+1 = 2 + 1 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">For all we know, it might be a rival necromancer, helping us to off his own enemies.

Whispered Voice:<font color="#000000">&quot;Charming, Miss Tathi. But my intentions were much less voyeuristic than you may believe.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Quite. &gt;&gt;&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&quot;Oh, so I won't be expecting to find nude pictures of myself cropping up on the underground's undermarket?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Speaking of, how are those paintings selling? :o&quot;

Whispered Voice:<font color="#000000">&quot;I see your Leaden Mace friend is still as pleasant as ever.&quot;

Ezer:<font color="#006666">Ezer sneezes. Oi, who be tappin' my nose. But...is healed! He pokes his head out, and rubs against Tom.

Whispered Voice:<font color="#000000">&quot;That is a topic for another time. Be cautious on your way out.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus seems to be completely tuned out of the conversation. His thoughts are clearly elsewhere.

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">Tathi smirks.

Whispered Voice:<font color="#000000">&quot;Adamantine spiders have been sighted.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus smiles a bit more and rubs the cat's head.

Ezer:<font color="#006666">*Purr* |3~

Miron:<font color="#000000">Up yours too!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;...&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">That smirk quickly disappears. &quot;Adamantine what.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks back, seeing that Royce is on his feet, and motions for the dwarf to bring Royce more into the room and into a corner, out of the way.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now.. Mr. Royce's condition.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">Royce is not on his feet.

TMG:<font color="#000000">what? He's not? o.o

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">He is on the pew that Sszeyl is carrying, atop a pile of spoils.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;Give me a moment.&quot; He nods to Sszeyl.

TMG:<font color="#000000">...Oh. :B

Whispered Voice:<font color="#000000">&quot;Construts, Miss Tathi, engineered for simple assassination.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">She looks to the others. &quot;Folks, we could have even greater issues. Peeping Tom reports adamantine spiders somewhere about.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus blinks and looks up at 'Tom' &quot;Huh? Yes?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks over to Tathi. &quot;Yes, I heard...dire news. Sszeyl, would that be the ones you said were after us?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;The spider motif fits.&quot;

Whispered Voice:<font color="#000000">&quot;I highly doubt that they have located your group, but remain cautious regardless. They managed... somehow to locate me through my wards.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&quot;Out of curiousity, how much did the device you're using to send us messages cost? I don't dare imagine you're sitting there using up an entire days worth of spells on cantrips.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus seems baffled. =3=

* Thomas Lazarus returns his attention to Royce.

Miron:<font color="#000000">*looks more and more nervous as the spell communicates both ways*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">Thomas gives him a careful look over to try and figure out just what damage Pamela did to him. &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 6 + 8 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">..Come to think of it, I could probably have taken 10 now, couldn't I?

Miron:<i><font color="#000000">Just who the fuck is this, and why does his tone seem like he heard of me? I ain't even a senior inquisitor!&quot;

</i>Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks over at Miron, and notices he seems to be more jump than usual.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Is that spoken, or what? ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( :B ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( I see a quote at the end. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( And am so confused. ))

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Miron, by the Sparkling Wit's left toenail, calm down. This is an ally we are speaking to.&quot;

Royce Sargano:<font color="#000000">There's a nice round bullseye spot of necrosis on the man's chest where the spectral hand touched him... and... eugh. You may want to wash your hands. That jelly is contagious all right... it's essentially liquefied flesh. A nice case of slimy doom. She meant business.

* Thomas Lazarus furrows his brow and frowns. &quot;...&quot;

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;...glorious.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sszeyl, go ahead and handle the other three Sarganos. I'll look after Royce. He isn't going to make it unless someone takes care of this.&quot;

Whispered Voice:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hardly, Miss Tathi. Surely you are aware of how the message cantrip works, if not scrying?&quot;

Elros:<font color="#006666">./sarcasm

Miron:<font color="#000000">An ally we know nothing about is little better than a foe.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Alliances shift.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;..And he still has a lot of information he was risking his life to give us. Or perhaps in exchange for it.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus mutters, &quot;In any case, he needs to survive.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Can I trust you not to let someone try to kill him again?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus glances up slowly. And raises a brow.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Yes.&quot; Flatly.

* Swallowtail takes a potion from her bag and slowly drinks it. &#171; &#160;1d8+1 = 8 + 1 = 9&#160;  &#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Very good.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Is there anyone who'd be such an idiot, drow? Besides we have taken care of the undead.

* Sszeyl drops the pew gently.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Miron, I was not speaking to you.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus closes his eyes for a moment.

* Sszeyl takes a new pew, and loads it up with Sarganos.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm.. sorry, everyone. But if..&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'm lagging a little bit.

* Thomas Lazarus raises his hands in the air for a moment.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Thomas is now one of us.And you *will* treat him as such.

Miron:<font color="#000000">*frown*

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( :05 ))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;..I just would really like to get away from here and meditate.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;I am not going to devolve into an argument with you over this.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;This discussion is done.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus picks up Royce somewhat gently, minding the goop.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Look, focus everyone. Prioritize. We need this Royce alive, because he claims to want to spill the beans to us. But he can't be moved right now, according to Thomas.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">* Thomas Lazarus picks up Royce somewhat gently, minding the goop. :06

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Received at :06

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yay. :D

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;The other three, on the other hand, made no such promises and never surrendered, so we should probably just taken them straight to the jailhouses, where they can be handed off to the Palm.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;He is stable enough. And in hindsight, the Palm can help him faster than I could.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Then we can come back, possibly with somone to make sure Royce doesn't die.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks over to Thomas. &quot;He can be moved without aggrivating his condition?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Indeed... either get him to the Palm, or to the church of Pelor.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;There's not much choice. He isn't going to liquify this hour.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;But he may not survive a day.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&quot;Either way, we've got nasty spiders in the way, and we're low on resources.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">The important thing is, we should do something quickly.

* Thomas Lazarus blinks at Tathi's mention of spiders.

* Thomas Lazarus furrows his brow and starts darting his gaze between people.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;...Who is fast? &gt;&gt;&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;I have an idea, but it relys on lots of running.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Very well, that is settled then. Everyone, get ready to carry these people out. Given the circumstances, I think we need to take them straight to the palm, actually skip the jail.

* Swallowtail starts to speak... in a different language. Who speaks Auran?

Miron:<font color="#000000">Correct. Now, what are we waiting for?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I was just thinking of taking them to the jail, but having someone rush ahead and make sure the Palm is there to meet us, but that's silly.&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Not I. ))

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">Not Tathi.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">SSuddenly.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt's ears perk up.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He turns to the woman.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And replies in an incredulous voice...though no one else understands what he's saying.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Flint? Elros? How fast are you two? &gt;&gt;&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fast enough. What's the plan?&quot;

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;Reasonably. What do you have in mind?&quot;

* Swallowtail perks up!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;A small group goes up, finds the spiders, and engages in hit-and-run tactics.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Did we not just get told there are adamantine spiders outside to kill us?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Drawing them into an area where the City Guard will see, and come to reinforce us.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;While the rest go to a healing lodge of some sort unimpeded.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt face momentarily brightens up.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;I don't think we should split up.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And he continues chattering in a strange tongue that seems to involve a lot of blowing vowels and consonants.

* Thomas Lazarus glances to Gnogglebolt and Swallowtail's sudden chatter.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">eck, it seemed as if breathing was part of what he was saying, considering how he carefully modulated it.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl... that plan sounds like suicide.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;2d8+2 = 11 + 2 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;Hmm...it depends. How close do we believe that the spiders actually are?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Besides.. i doubt the guards have any effective means to fight mechanical spiders. It'd need the Palm.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Actually.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Bloody hell, i should have thought of this sooner.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Gnogglebolt looks to the others.

Miron:<font color="#000000">One of the spells on the scrolls... Flint, you said it gave the power of flight?

Miron:<font color="#000000">Or wings at least?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">Thomas' face becomes drawn and slightly pale. His stare drifts off into a wall. He looks practically like he's having a waking nightmare.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Anyway, let us just go&quot; Let us form up in a way that we can deal with these spiders if we encounter them along the way, whilew carrying the four.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">The woman looks both relieved and confused.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Spiders *can't* fly.. we can send someone to the Palm headquarters and request an escort of *paladins*

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Or we can ask Sir Ebonwood if he's already done that.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&gt;&gt;

* Flint Carthan grins. &quot;That's right... good thinking, Miron!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Come on people, elt us just get to the top level of the tomb now and form up there, and head back into town. We cannot tarry.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;And yes, if someone can fly ahead, that would be good too.&quot;

Whispered Voice:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hm, a valid point. The spell is about to fade... but I may be able to do just that.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;There we go.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt turns back to swallowtail, with a look of apology on his face.

Whispered Voice:<font color="#000000">&quot;Where, precisely, are you?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Don't tell him!

Miron:<font color="#000000">It might be a trap!

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;The Sargano family crypt.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">Tathi rolls her eyes at Miron.

Miron:<font color="#000000">*facepalms*

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;In the city graveyard.&quot;

Whispered Voice:<font color="#000000">&quot;Really, Inquisitor.&quot; The voice is flat.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;We're in the Castleton cemetary, Zairtih. In the Sargano family tomb.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">To swallowtail, Gnogglebolt continues speaking in the strange speech

Whispered Voice:<font color="#000000">&quot;If I were one of your enemies, why would I be walking straight to the haven of one of your staunchest allies to seek aid for you?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">You can only claim to do it, and we have no means to check.

Miron:<font color="#000000">A wise saying goes that where two fight, the third man is the victor.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt suddenly cuts himself off mid-sentance.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He tromps over to the grumpy one.

Whispered Voice:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmph. Caution is both a virtue and an impediment to action at times.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Brother Miron! My gnome kin! Please, for once, let go of your irrational paranoia!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Trust ME, if you will trust no one else.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Or trust Tom. =3=&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;You are wrong, and this man is an ally!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Irrational? We don't even know who we are speaking to.

Miron:<font color="#000000">After all, i warned you the cat looked like a necromancer's pet.. and here it was, clear as day.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;You may not, but we do! That's what I'm saying!&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus suddenly glances aside. He looks to brighten up slightly.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Miron, as a fellow gnome, trust me on this one!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;..That's right.. I almost forgot..&quot;

Whispered Voice:<font color="#000000">&quot;Very well. I cannot hold the spell for much longer without a second casting, regardless. I will contact the Aureate Palm on your behalf.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus chuckles.

Miron:<font color="#000000">*sigh* Do i have a choice now? You have told him *everything*

* Thomas Lazarus asks aloud, &quot;What's Lethiriss' favorite food, anyway?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Lagging. ^^;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then please remain silent until you have something actually useful to say, like more of the plan you already ame up with. Clam it up on the paranoia.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Okay?&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">sorry, been distracted. ^^

Miron:<font color="#000000">*looks* The plan is rendered obsolete, anyways.. now we have an equal chance of being rescued, and being finished offf.

Whispered Voice:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hm? ... An unusual question.&quot; The voice sounds somewhat amused.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Either way.. this reckless, trusting attitude might get you folk killed one day.

* Thomas Lazarus narrows his eyes and hisses venemously, &quot;It's the least I could do after she gave me a plate of desserts for stopping by.&quot; He looks to Miron disapprovingly.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just clam it, Miron. No one wants to hear it anymore. Okay?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*stares, says nothing*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thank you.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt walks back over to Swallowtail, again, with an apologetic face.

* Thomas Lazarus droops with a slight sigh. The templar looks terribly stressed.

TMG:<font color="#000000">(waiting for you to unlag, Liatai... :24 )

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Doo doo dee doo. ))

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Liatai? You with us? :24

Whispered Voice:<font color="#000000">&quot;She is rather fond of fowl. Though I am certain she will be quite pleased to recieve any gift.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Got your :24 at :24.

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">YAY!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;Mmn.. I'll do my best.&quot;

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Got your got your :24 at :24 at :24

Whispered Voice:<font color="#000000">&quot;Quite kind of you, templar. Though be certain to identify yourself when you come to the door. Security may be heightened.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Got your :24 at :24 at :24 at... :25. :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">(sorry. xD )

Faerie:<font color="#006666">xP

* Swallowtail looks at the gnome curiously and crouches to get down to his level.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt continues speaking to Swallowtail.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now..&quot; He hauls the comatose Royce up, propped by his arm over Tom's shoulder.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sszeyl, let's atleast get the rest and these supplies to the ladder.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*paces*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm going to go insane if we fight doing nothing a minute longer.&quot;

* Royce Sargano hisses with pain briefly as he's hoisted on top of the armor, but stays still.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Miron, stop pacing, t's lagging me. XD

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&quot;I do like a man of action. Pity Aelian beat you to it, hrm?&quot; Tathi comments coyly before following them out.

VAE:<font color="#000000">(heh, allright, best you folk imagine it)

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;So be it.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt starts moving out the door with the others.

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;Shall I help carry a prisoner?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Please pause? ^^;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">MONTAGE.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">Moving loot, and bodies to the main tomb room.

TMG:<font color="#000000">sorry

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">paused! :27

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Oops. Sure.

Red-Haired Paladin:<font color="#000000">It takes a little waiting... but after about ten minutes, a trio of Aureate Palm paladins arrive on scene.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Wait for me to move you, please. ^^'

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Should we move to the Graveyard map? ^^; ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Oh. :. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Because if we're switching maps, I gotta ask for more pausation. ^^; ))

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh yes, indeed. Probably best if Liatai moves our tokens for us. &amp;^^;

Elros has received initiative.Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">right, sorry!

* Thomas Lazarus salutes the paladins casually. He still hasn't cleaned any of the gore from his armor. He doesn't dare, after the scrying tip.

Miron:<font color="#000000">*brightens up, and salutes the paladins as well*

Faerie:<font color="#006666">...what do I have init for??

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">which map are we on now? Sorry

Faerie:<font color="#006666">-?

Red-Haired Paladin:<font color="#000000">The paladins salute right back.

Thin Paladin:<font color="#000000">&quot;Heironeous' blade. What happened here?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Welcome, comrades in arms. We have four arrestees.. one of them is in a rather bad state and needs to see someone knowledgeable of heavy-duty curing.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Nothing, just token arranging. :B It messed with init.

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">ah, graveyard, okay

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Graveyard map, if you please.

* Ghostwish ninjas the DM and makes off with her dice!

Miron:<font color="#000000">A standard citizen's arrest on counts of heresy, necromancy and murder.. we have two witnesses we rescued, and .. the Sargano family tomb is practically packed with evidence.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Graveyard~

* Thomas Lazarus nods somberly.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">.. I may be lagging. ^^; :35

Miron:<font color="#000000">Anything else is secondary ,really. The sick one &quot;points to Royce&quot; has turned rather cooperative in divulging information, too.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Also--&quot; Gnogglebolt adds,

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">:35

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;He has a case of slimy doom.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Incidentally, the one who needs healing is the one who wanted to spill information to us.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Ah, before i forget *shows badge*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Miron: Ah, before i forget *shows badge* :36

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Seems you're caught up!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Up to date. :36

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ooh, you're caught up :o

* Red-Haired Paladin nods.

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">oooo, a red-head! *brick'd!*

* Thomas Lazarus looks aside to the (probably still delirious with agony) Royce and whispers. &quot;For what it's worth.. thanks for the warning. Sorry about your girlfriend.&quot;

* Royce Sargano makes a weak attempt at a chuckle. &quot;It's... what happens when you date necromancers... I guess...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Also.. i believe the spell used on this man was Scabrous Touch contagion.. there was an actual necromancer present.. she escaped but we have enough samples for scrying.

Miron:<font color="#000000">If it helps ^^;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">He remains mute at that. At this point he just looks tired. He isn't angry at Royce anymore.

Red-Haired Paladin:<font color="#000000">&quot;Isn't your commander skilled in the scrying arts? Ashmore, I think, unless something has happened to him.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">reverse Stockholm syndrome

VAE:<font color="#000000">?

Miron:<font color="#000000">He is.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Thomas just has humanity. :P

Miron:<font color="#000000">And it is indeed Commander Alberic Ashmore.

VAE:<font color="#000000">well, he's the human in the party

* Sszeyl adjusts prisoner pew and loot pew.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Others have gnomity, elvity.. and the drow has stabbity.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;This wood itches for some reason. &gt;&gt; Must be cheaply made.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">(funfact; reverse Stockholm is actually called Lima Syndrome)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">I remember being dumped once. It was not at sword point as the FBI busted in to haul me away forever. That.. would probably have amplified the bad day. ^^;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Thomas is just showing a little empathy.

Fat Paladin:<font color="#000000">&quot;Elise, do you still have your disease-removing power for the week?&quot;

Red-Haired Paladin:<font color="#000000">&quot;Unfortunately, no. Someone at headquarters should, however.&quot;

Red-Haired Paladin:<font color="#000000">The woman looks over the group. &quot;Remain vigilant with regards to your own health, as well. If this man does indeed have the slimy doom, it is highly contagious.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">(but then again, it's weird to actually refer to those conditions by those names in any setting that isn't modern-day Eath.)

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Understood.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus glances east vaguely. &quot;No need to worry. We will be.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">(Because both syndromes were named after the cities they were first recorded in. ^^; )

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Very well then...shall you escort us to your headquarters, where we can drop these four off?&quot;

Fat Paladin:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll take him, templar,&quot; a rather large paladin says with a kind smile, approaching. &quot;I'm hard to disease.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;..The woman causing it was.. very effectively disguised. A fair woman in bright colors and bows. 'Pamela Lundy'. She was riding a ridiculously dressed up Chimera.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus shakes his head slightly.

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&quot;Mr. Giggles, I believe it was. What a psycho..&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">The name might be fake, though.

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;Zombie, technically, It might have been a fake chimera.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&quot;Ah, yes, it was a zombified chimera.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Well, it was something sewn into a chimera skin.

* Thomas Lazarus offers Royce over to the jolly-sized Paladin for safe keeping.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Either way, someone should go to take the samples to the Mace headquarters.

* Thomas Lazarus breathes a sigh of relief as he trudges away, business finished or not.

Miron:<font color="#000000">i.. hope they weren't contaminated with zombie fluids.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;I need a bath so bad.. =3=&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Smoke and I can do that. Unless you all want to spend the night at the Mace.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;We also have spoils of war to see to. ^.^&quot;?

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">-?

TMG:<font color="#000000">Was about to ask this IC, but thoguth better of it; So, who's going where? Are we all going to the Palm first, then back to our own HQ, or are people going off on their own?

* Thomas Lazarus waves it off. &quot;I'll take care of the 'samples' before the bath.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">Thomas' was going to go to the Mace.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">I assumed we'd stick together.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wait, thomas! You're not heading off alone, are you?&quot;

Faerie:<font color="#006666">I also don't know how long we're planning on going. &gt;.&gt;

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( To the palm, lootsplitting, then split up. :3 ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Lagging slightly.

* Thomas Lazarus pauses and looks over his shoulder. &quot;I figured we could split off at town square or.. something.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Though, yes, please tell me who's going where. ^^;

Miron:<font color="#000000">He isn't.. i assume myself, Flint and Smoke would follow him...

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&quot;I have to agree with Gnogglebolt.. especially after it seems we have just made a new enemy.&quot; Tathi says. :47

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;I still need to meditate.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;After all we've talked about staying together because we didn't know when the people who were after us would arrive, and now we -do- know they're here?&quot; Gnogglebolt then looks over to the paladins. &quot;Oh, yes, and it must be said, holy knights.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;There's someone after us, though we're not sure of their precice strength. We oly just heard that they do have some spiders made of metal in the area, however, and they may target us in transit. Just to warn you.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Flint, if you're going to the Mace...or Tom, whichever of you is heading there. ^^;&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Three inquisitors and a dog.. we'll split at the town square. After all.. we do go on patrols in pairs. *sigh* It's the best option we have, if we want to locate Pamela.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Could I ask one of you to arrange an appointment with your commander on my behalf?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;Probably both.&quot; He seems a bit relieved by the party's cooperative tone.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;Certainly. What should I say it's for?&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">brb, dinner time!

* Swallowtail speaks in the rushing, windy tongue again.

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Discussing a donation to the Mace, and perhaps, just a discussion. I have some things I need to ask him, especially if we're going to be working together like this again. ^^;&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus seems slightly puzzled, and immediately gives Miron a worried glance, wondering if he'll explode.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll pass it along, friend.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Thank you.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Miron says nothing... at the moment. After all, he trusts the judgement of his commander , who isn't easily fooled and trusting like some around here

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Alright, so I guess hat's settled? We'll all move together to get into town, and when we get to the square, we'll part. Flint, Thomas, Miron, and Richter are all going to the Mace, the rest of us will go to the Palm and then to our HQ?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Agreed.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Indeed. Farewell

Elros:<font color="#006666">&quot;Sounds like a plan to me.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thomas, when can we expect you and Miron back at HQ?&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sounds fair.&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( LOOTSPLITTING. |U ))

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;So we know when to start worrying, if need be?&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Be safe.&quot; Flint tips his hat wearily.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;..Mmm.. I'm.. not certain, with errands popping up. I'll make certain to atleast see you at breakfast.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus nods at Sszeyl. &quot;Make sure to wash up.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Very well.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;You touched Royce, too.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks over to Swallowtail.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Blah. Ker-lagged.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks over to Swallowtail, and starts replying in that strange tongue again

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;I intend you.&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( :54 ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#CD7F31">&#171; &#160;984/61 = 984 / 61 = 16.13114754098360655737704918032787&#160; <font color="#CD7F31">&#187;

* Swallowtail bows to the gnome.

* Thomas Lazarus rubs his chin and sighs. He mentally lists off his pending errands.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt then looks over to Relnok. &quot;By the way, sir dwarf, where will you go now?&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Wb. :3 ))

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do you have a place to stay?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus opens his eyes and glances to Swallowtail and Relnok.

* Thomas Lazarus seems to conclude that they're in good hands.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Might be quiet. Loading the HQ map. :3 ))

* Relnok strokes his beard. &quot;I'll stay with the Palm a while... if yeh'll have me, sirs and lady.&quot;

Thin Paladin:<font color="#000000">&quot;Of course.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Alright, I believe that's all loose ends tied up, then.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let us depart, friends!&quot; Gnogglebolt says, gesturing and starting to walk. And if any help is needed with carrying the other three necromancers, Gnogglebolt assists.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;Mm. Tell our exotic guest goodbye for me, would you..? We'll trust ya'll to not spend our share of the spoils while we're off.&quot; He smirks faintly.

TMG:<font color="#000000">(is Thomas referring to Swallowtail?)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Yup.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">He sure didn't mean any of the prisoners or the Dorf. XD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">..Maybe Nina.. =3= *brick'd!*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt smiles and nods to Thomas, then turns to Swallowtail and speaks a few words to her, while pointing at Thomas. (and I was just double-checking! x3 )

Dorf Aias 1:<font color="#6600CC">&quot;Whot?&quot;

* Swallowtail bows to Thomas, speaking to Gnogglebolt.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( HQ load stalled at object 20. :U ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">:x

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( People still there? :. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yo.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yo

VAE:<font color="#000000">So.. nominations?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt turns back to Thomas. &quot;She says she is very thankful, to everyone, and hopes to see you again soon.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus seems more than ready to get out of the graveyard. He moves out whenever the rest depart.

VAE:<font color="#000000">or there's still stuff to take care of?

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">Tathi smiles and nods to Swallowtail. &quot;The same.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus nods.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There is one thing to take care of, since VAE won't be here next game.

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Seems like a fine place to leave off. :.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Get ready for the loot list. :3

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">oh gods

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Oh nuuuuuu~

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">BRACE YOURSELF HATARI

* Faerie grabs onto Ghost

Faerie:<font color="#006666">o.o

VAE:<font color="#000000">wait, what date is next game?

VAE:<font color="#000000">VAE is leaving 4th august.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">...next Saturday, I assume?

VAE:<font color="#000000">so next game, he still might be in.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt turns to tathi. &quot;Actually, that part was for Thomas. She doesn't have anywehre else to go at the moment, so I invited her back to our place.&quot; ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;Next saturday&quot; isn't a date

VAE:<font color="#000000">.but i assume 31st

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Next week is off, since I'll be going to the Renaissance Faire that Saturday.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ah

Faerie:<font color="#006666">...ah, okay.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ah, no game next week. :. Okay

Faerie:<font color="#006666">And it's the 30th

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Bummer.

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">Tathi quirks and eyebrow for a moment, but then just chuckles as she slowly shakes her head. &quot;Turning our HQ into all manner of hostel for the kidnapped and displaced are we?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">so then i definitely won't be in.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Not the 31st

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Ren fair!/

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's 24th now.. ah

VAE:<font color="#000000">sunday

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Good luck! :D ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">It's just that day, no?

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Liatai, I DEMAND you send us pictures of you in full plate mail. :P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Shall we have time for mini-sessions?

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's already way past midnight in this timezone,

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, I'm not going to be the one to dump her on the street! besides, should be only for a day or two. I'll ask her where she came from, and arrange transportation to get her back home.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Sounds like there's plenty of tidbits we all want to do anyways.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You might not get that, but I may have a photo of a Jin clan mark henna marking. x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">ooh!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep, there should be time for mini-sessions.

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">OooooO!!!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">^^ !

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( LOOTSPLITTING. =3= ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm, if i'm needed, i'll be available in nights during the week

Liatai:<font color="#000000">But the loot list needs to be given, so VAE can pick out what Miron would want.

Barbarus:<font color="#CD7F31">Y'all hear a banging from upstairs.

VAE:<font color="#000000">*nods*

Barbarus:<font color="#CD7F31">Then a serise of bangings going -down-stairs.

Loot:<font color="#000000">Moolah: <font color="#000000"> 6,550 GP

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Fair 'nuff.

TMG:<font color="#000000">we're not back yet, meany

Loot:<font color="#000000">Art Objects: <font color="#000000"> a small silver mirror (90 GP), a delicate white china goblet with golden ivy leaves climbing its stem (1,000 GP), a ring with a piece of polished agate set in it (80 GP)

TMG:<font color="#000000">and we're not doing lootsplitting now.

Loot:<font color="#000000">Gems: <font color="#000000"> a brilliant blue sapphire (1,000 GP), a chunk of moss agate (8 GP), a rock crystal prism (40 GP), a round white opal (900 GP), a slice of watermelon tourmaline (120 GP), a bag of black onyx chunks (1,000 GP)

Loot:<font color="#000000">Arms and Armor: <font color="#000000"> two masterwork scimitars (630 GP, 315 each), two masterwork golden sacrificial daggers (604 GP, 302 each), thirteen suits of scale mail (650 GP, 50 each), fourteen scimitars (210 GP, 15 each), fifteen heavy steel shields (300 GP, 20 each), a Large greataxe (20 GP), two +1 scythes (4,636 GP, 2,318 each), a +1 breastplate (1,350 GP), two masterwork suits of full plate (3,300 GP, 1,650 each), a masterwork morningstar (308 GP), a light crossbow (35 GP), ten crossbow bolts (1 GP), two greatclubs (10 GP, 5 each), two javelins (2 GP), a masterwork sickle (306 GP), two masterwork hand crossbows (800 GP, 400 each), a masterwork buckler (165 GP), +1 studded leather armor (1,175 GP), a masterwork cold iron longsword (330 GP), a masterwork tower shield sized for a halfling (180 GP), three masterwork longswords (945 GP, 315 each), a masterwork light mace (305 GP), a masterwork heavy crossbow (350 GP)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Or are we? :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">Just showing Danman the list so he can pick out stuff ahead of time since he won't be around

Loot:<font color="#000000">Magic Items: <font color="#000000"> Brooch of Shielding (93 points of absorbtion left, 1,500 GP), Wand of Summon Monster I (straight wooden wand painted black with white tips, 49/50 charges, 735 GP), Cloak of Charisma +2 (soft, pale blue-grey, 4,000 GP), Ring of Feather Falling (2,200 GP), Necklace of Fireballs type I (1,650 GP)

Loot:<font color="#000000">Miscellaneous: <font color="#000000"> Five Blackskull masks, two silver symbols of Nerull (50 GP, 25 each), six waterskins (6 GP, 1 each), thirty-six days' trail rations (18 GP, 5 SP each), five bags of 25 GP worth of silver dust (125 GP... do I really need to say how much they each are worth? :B), two sets of artisan's tools (10 GP, 5 each), sixteen courtier's outfits with matching jewelry (1,280 GP, 30 for each outfit, 50 for each set of jewelry)

Loot:<font color="#000000">Arcane Scrolls: <font color="#000000"> First scroll - Endure Elements, Expeditious Retreat, Reduce Person (75 GP) Second scroll - Misdirection, Feather Fall (175 GP)

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">oh man.

Loot:<font color="#000000">Divine Scrolls: <font color="#000000"> First scroll - Goodberry, Detect Undead, Entropic Shield (75 GP) Second scroll - Shield Other, Master Air (SC), Make Whole (450 GP) Third scroll - Buoyant Lifting (SC), Summon Monster II, Shroud of Undeath (SC) (325 GP) Fourth scroll - Protection from Law, Alarm (125 GP) Fifth scroll - Augury, Deep Breath (SC), Calm Animals (225 GP) Sixth scroll - Cause Fear, Undetectable Alignment (175 GP) Seventh scroll - Protection from Chaos, Delay Poison, Magic Circle against Chaos (550 GP) Eighth scroll - Comprehend Languages, Calm Emotions (175 GP)

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">we might need a loot session XD

Loot:<font color="#000000">Potions: <font color="#000000"> a golden liquid that looks like honey (Eagle's Splendor, 300 GP), a translucent grey liquid (Endure Elements, 50 GP), a carbonated liquid that looks very much like ginger ale (Levitate, 300 GP), a teal liquid with a very low viscosity (Cat's Grace, 300 GP), a translucent cyan potion (Cure Moderate Wounds, 300 GP), a deep violet potion that looks like it might stain your teeth (Darkvision, 300 GP), a vial of liquid whose color seems to change every time you look at it (Protection from Law, 50 GP)

TMG:<font color="#000000">Yes, that is what I was alluding to. :P

Loot:<font color="#000000">Total Values: <font color="#000000"> Art Objects 1,170 GP, Gems 3,068 GP, Arms and Armor 16,602 GP, Magic Items 10,085 GP, Miscellaneous 1,483 GP, Arcane Scrolls 250 GP, Divine Scrolls 2,100 GP, Potions 1,650 GP. Total Before Deductions: 42,858 GP

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">holy SMACK son XD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Thank you for the list, Liatai.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Recorded.

Loot:<font color="#000000">Whew. You're welcome. =3=;;;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">XD

TMG:<font color="#000000">I love your Minkfaces. ^^

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">They are the best. :&gt;

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">NOMS!?

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">&#171; &#160;42858/10 = 42858 / 10 = 4285.8&#160; <font color="#CD7F31">&#187;

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Omnomnomnom

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">Dang. ;~;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Nomial?

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">Total sum is huge, individual shares, not so much.

GM:<font color="#000000">Noms noms noms!

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Right!

TMG:<font color="#000000">Every time people start saying 'nom', I can help but think in my head 'polyNOMial?' x3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">I will clean up the list and so forth in a bit and we can handle the nightmare of distributing another evening. But atleast VAE can claim.

TMG:<font color="#000000">What do you call that breed of nerd? :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Noming Gnogglebolt and Miron for Shutup Smackdown Take IDon'tEvenKnow

TMG:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt and Miron for...huh? o.O

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">Tom for SUPERSIZE ME.

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">Tathi for a steady stream of pews.

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Nominating Tom for Grim duty.

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">Elros for &quot;Dance of death. :U&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I think he means for &quot;Miron, shut up already.&quot; :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Nominating Sszeyl for &quot;Uhm.. HALP!?&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh, that. x3

Faerie:<font color="#006666">I second Lia's nom!

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">I willingly ask for a penalty.

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">For taking the arguing with Ghost a bit too far. ^^;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Noming Sszeyl for brass balls reckless abandon. I don't even know how to play a character that fearless.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">He has the self-preservation instincts of a hornet. =3=;

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">Heh.

TMG:<font color="#000000">wait, what arguing with ghost? o.O

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">You spend fifteen minutes with the most feared being on the hemisphere.

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Allright, I have about 3 dozen noms for Liatai here.

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">And see if anything scares you afterward. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Nomming Liatai for the most. awesome. use. of summon celestial EVAR.

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Corgis!

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">Yes. x3

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">Pack of corgis taken to godly heights!

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Nom for Flint, man of the hooouuurrrr... if that hour is in an emergency room.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Richter ended up living way past his reputation as flowery greenhorn.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">He was kind of cool. :o

VAE:<font color="#000000">that's Richter's nomination.

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">In a probie way.

VAE:<font color="#000000">the corgis

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">nomming the dwarf for pure awesome cleric powah. He should, however, work on his accent.

VAE:<font color="#000000">but yeah, i second that, Richter for heavenly corgis.

* Ghostwish watches Hatari flinch. :P

TMG:<font color="#000000">Also, cuz I can't help saying it again, Si'm so sorrrrrrrrrry for being an hour and a half late today! ^^;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Accent is one thing.

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">A dialect is another?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Dwarf for &quot;Freeze, you ain't goin' nowhere&quot; on the zombies.

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">You mean..

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Making up random ass words or using Scottish way outside of North American lexicon so we just don't know what the fuck

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">That's another. :P

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;FREEZE, BITCH!&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">That? :3

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">*SNRK*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'm lagging, but keep those noms coming. :3

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Hatari, shall I reveal my terrible weapon to you?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt for &quot;The little gnome that couldn't &quot; (the fiasco with the escaping chimera)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Later, nomstorming x3

TMG:<font color="#000000">Hmm...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Mm. Gnogglebolt for Keep it Together.

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">I nominate the Corgis.

TMG:<font color="#000000">hatari; referring to what, specificallY? :o

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">For successfully dealing with their terminal cancer of the cute glands.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Tathi for some awesome blowbacks to Pamela.. seriously, a hillarious catfight. Also her trying to bed the paladin. That's second nomination.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh, oh

TMG:<font color="#000000">I nominate

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Got the group moving and fighting less. Operative word less. ;3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">But no one else was.

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">say whut XP

TMG:<font color="#000000">Elros for &quot;Yeah, okay guys, I'll just stay over here and take on four zombies all by mysefl

TMG:<font color="#000000">Elros for &quot;Yeah, okay guys, I'll just stay over here and take on four zombies all by mysefl. No really, I'm fine.&quot;: Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">OH YAH

* Dr. Hatari ponders.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Oh, one nomination for Thomas for the introspective bit about not cleaning up zombies, as well as a second one for reverse stockholm syndrome

TMG:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not to mention that I'm also looking over three unconcious, yet dangerous prisoners while I'm doing this.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">Elros is...

TMG:<font color="#000000">Elros is Mr. Do-Everything. x3

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Seriously, he's still sending Royce off to his certain torturous death. ^^;

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">Elros: &quot;Stay thirsty, my friends.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">He's just like, &quot;You know. Today is.. unimaginably shit for you. I'm sorry. :|&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">hatari; unless Royce is the one who was forced into the group unwillingly.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yeh,dude, you may be a fucking cultist murderer whose guts are now turning to jelly.. but we ave been togethere for three hours so yer a buddy.

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">Sszeyl's actually going to follow-up with Royce. ^^;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Since the Pam will be questiiong everyone, almost certainly with magical assistance, they'll find that out, and he may be let off the noose

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">Because...Royce's situation is starting to remind him of his own. :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">*Palm

VAE:<font color="#000000">that'd be .. rather sad for Miron.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Nothing about Royce's misforture excuses his crimes. They're a sort of separate issue.

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;Since Pam will be questioning you, WITH TORTURE, please remove your clothes, so they won't be totally ruined. And to try and appease her.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">also.. anyone noticed the loot list?

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">Yep.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Sixteen sets of jewels and court clothing

VAE:<font color="#000000">Someone went on stripping the zombies nude

TMG:<font color="#000000">hatari; depending on whether or not he actually -did- anything, or if he just stood around

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">I'm...really hoping our individual shares are more expansive.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Probably Barbarus.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">Barbie just fell down the stairs.

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">:B

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">I can see it now.

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">Barbie, at the table, bruised, bloody, and missing limbs.

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">The new girl asks.

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">Gnoggle says.

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">&quot;He fell down some stairs.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Better than, &quot;Weasel&quot;

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Barbarus is in an abusive relationship with Gnoggle? :x

TMG:<font color="#000000">Wat. xD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Anyways distractions!

* Dr. Hatari squints at noms again.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Meany: Gnoggle says. Meany: &quot;He fell down some stairs.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Yes, distractions, back on track!

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">That juist isnae richt. Noo, kin we git oan tae experience points noo? a'm itching tae git tae level six!

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ohyes.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Did...we...levelup :U

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Tathi for insufferable taunting.

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">NO, WE DELEVLED.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">She was getting to -me-. XD

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">WE'RE ECL 1 AGAIN.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Psh.

TMG:<font color="#000000">...wait a second.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Haven't seen Liatai type something in awhile... &gt;.&gt;

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">*SNRK*

TMG:<font color="#000000">Liatai; did you lag? D: :21

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Heyo heyo. Sorry. Waiting for a lagstorm to let up. ^^;

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">:U

Liatai:<font color="#000000">VAE, any thoughts on the loot?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">I've got nothing else, I guess. Unless I can nom myself for remembering to give Lethiriss her dessert tray back. But that'll be for a mini-session. x3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Dr. Hatari: I've got nothing else, I guess. Unless I can nom myself for remembering to give Lethiriss her dessert tray back. But that'll be for a mini-session. x3 :23

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Up to date.

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">Yo!

TMG:<font color="#000000">Danman; will Miron want any of the scrolls, at least?

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">We can safely give him what loot he needs. Divine scrolls, better equipment than what he has, so on and so forth.

VAE:<font color="#000000">i just mentioned my only thought

VAE:<font color="#000000">The scrolls.. yeah ,there might be a few.. though now i aren't much in the state to consider it properly

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">:P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">I'm personally of the opinion we should just break it all down into gold, and then buy what we want with the value to begin with. But you all can loot I guess. ^^;

GM:<font color="#000000">All right! Everyone gets 1,100 EXP for the dungeon.

GM:<font color="#000000">Now give me a few to sort out the noms.

* Dr. Hatari levels! *golden froowsh!* =3=

TMG:<font color="#000000">aw craaaap! I need a little more than 1,500...not gonna make it D: TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh well...

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">I need thirty points. :.

TMG:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;13480+1100 = 13480 + 1100 = 14580&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Faerie:<font color="#006666">&#171; &#160;13970+1100 = 13970 + 1100 = 15070&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">Fae levels! :D

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">15190!! DING!!!!

VAE:<font color="#000000">what's the cap to level up?

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">1,5000

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ah well, maybe I can make it up mine with a bonus from a mini-session...

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Can I adjust some other time? ^^;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">15k

TMG:<font color="#000000">alex; oh, of course

TMG:<font color="#000000">you just have enough EXP -to- level up

TMG:<font color="#000000">that doesn't mean you do so immediately

VAE:<font color="#000000">also, tech.. Miron needs 1200 *after adding what we just got*

TMG:<font color="#000000">it's not like there's a magical 'ding!' over your head, and suddely, Elros can do new stuff. &gt;.&gt;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Gotta spend a few days in meditation/pratice

TMG:<font color="#000000">*practice

TMG:<font color="#000000">danman; ouch.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">Heh, makes sense.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">That's not how I've rolled for eight years. |D

* Thomas Lazarus casts mass aid. &quot;Look guys!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;New spells!&quot; |D

TMG:<font color="#000000">hatari; well, as I've noted, that's how it's -supposed- to be done that practically no one except any group I've ever been has actually paid attention to. ^^;

Tathi:<font color="#6600CC">&quot;Lolololololo hax&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus rocket-jumps.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">I know, heh. Just being silly.

TMG:<font color="#000000">it's one of those 'rules that everyone conveniently forgets' x3

TMG:<font color="#000000">Heh.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">..Although, that reminds me. Ghost, I think it may be prudent for you to calc the exp for that last Cold War encounter sometime before Wednesday. Otto probably leveled from just that.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Possibly others.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">And I don't want to shoulder that mid-game. &gt;.&gt;;

GM:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt - 100 XP - For crying out loud, Miron, shut up. 100 XP - Keep Focused.

GM:<font color="#000000">Elros - 100 XP - The Most Interesting Man in Akellon. 200 XP - Dance of Death. Don't mind me, folks, I'll just take on this tide of zombies by myself. :3

GM:<font color="#000000">Miron - 100 XP - SUSPICION!!!11!!1!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Hahaha

GM:<font color="#000000">Tathi - 100 XP - Oooooh, ZING.

Faerie:<font color="#006666">&#171; &#160;15070+100+200 = 15070 + 100 + 200 = 15370&#160; <font color="#006666">&#187;

TMG:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;14580+200 = 14580 + 200 = 14780&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

GM:<font color="#000000">Thomas - 100 XP - Sympathy for thine enemies. 100 XP - Bros before foes.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Damn. need 220 more. Ah well.

GM:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl - 100 XP - The Adamantine Cojones Award.

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">Sweet. =3=

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">AND NOW.

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">Stat increase. :D

* Dr. Hatari tilts head. =3=

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">What's the latter nom for?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">For choosing not to pursue Pamela, and instead help your allies with the zombie flood.

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">Hmm.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Ahhhhh. I see.

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">Should I half-die it..or roll?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Hooray. |3

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">Last time I rolled good. :.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Meany; your choice...choose wisely.

* Meany looks for flipping penny.

TMG:<font color="#000000">I've switched back-and-forth with Gnogglebolt

TMG:<font color="#000000">a few of his HD are rolled, a few were half

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">The answer is that, yes, mathematically, you should half-die. ;p

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Choose your poison, of course.

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">Dex is increased!

VAE:<font color="#000000">bwahaha.. i love the Suspicion !!11!1

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">I expect Miron to be fully suspicious of the ZLR household after we go off to see them for the 6th time to bring them roast duck. =3=

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">&quot;DON'T DO IT THOMAS NO.&quot; &quot;I'm gonna knock.&quot; &quot;IT'S A TRAP YOU'RE A FOOL.&quot; &quot;..=3=;&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">And then.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... the sad thing is.

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">The discussion with Ashmore.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I can see that happening. XD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Right! Let me write that down. I had failed to note it with all the other errands cropping up.

TMG:<font color="#000000">&quot;It wasn't a trap the last eighteen times, what makes you think it's going to be a trap this nineteenth time?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">because of the 20th time it might be

VAE:<font color="#000000">like the cat.

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">I wonder.

VAE:<font color="#000000">besides, Miron never visited either Lethriss nor Zairith.. and i think neither of them introduced themselves in this remote comm

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">There was a point in Enter the Matrix.

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">If when the -Drow- is more humane than the gnome.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Where Ghost quotes an ancient oriental philosopher.

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">If the universe will fracture.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Enter the Matrix? Oh, I played through that recently (though I've had it for a few years)

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">I shall be checking out now fellas.

Meany:<font color="#CD7F31">Ta.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Wait D: Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">But I'll leave the server up for however long ya want. :&gt;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Who's grabbing a log D: VAE:<font color="#000000">i can

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Saving it now.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and i can slap it online just now

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh! Thanks. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">but let Hatari finish

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">&quot;(Whose name I forget) teaches us that precedent is no basis for gauging the future. You can flip a coin a thousand times, but no matter how many times it lands on a face, it could land on it's side. It may float up into the air. Always be prepared.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">And Miron just so hardcore rocks that philosophy.

VAE:<font color="#000000">*bows* Thankee

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">While we're all like, &quot;''It will never float in the air. =3=''&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">:B

VAE:<font color="#000000">But once it does, one man *will* be ready

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also, liatai

VAE:<font color="#000000">ovver the time of my absence, i fully expect Miron to fork out 300 gp, and learn Create Water, Heal Minor Wounds, and Detect Magic, which none of somehow made it into his spellbook, despite only having aforementioned low cost.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Damn rat must have eaten a page.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Heh, okay. x3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Any scrolls you want to grab?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Seriously.. i can't quite understand how come it's *not* there.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">If Miron could find a cleric with the smarts to scribe scrolls, he could concievably just begin adding every spell he could ever want to his archives.

VAE:<font color="#000000">was i being *that* idiotic during char creation?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">Scribing? Not this guy. =3=

* Thomas Lazarus derps.

VAE:<font color="#000000">heh.. not only clerics

VAE:<font color="#000000">he can learn any divine spell, like druid ones.

Richter Malino:<font color="#000000">A cleric? Brother Thomas, you forget.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">True, but scribing druids seem even more rare.

Richter Malino:<font color="#000000">Some of us do know how to scribe scrolls. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">and we have another such here. XD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">But Richter can't just whimsically memorize exotic new spells. |3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#000000">&quot;Gosh.. I've.. never tried to prepare protection from pregnancy before. I suppose, sir.&quot; =3=;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also.. i will see.. but so far, at least the first two scrolls he keeps (the one with the flying spell, and the one with Detect Undead) The rest i'll see later/

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahah

Richter Malino:<font color="#000000">That's why it's prudent to make friends with druids. For example, the one who scribed thet Summon Nature's Ally/Hippogriff one. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Protection from Pregnancy?

VAE:<font color="#000000">YOu might as well have Perform(kamasutra)

Richter Malino:<font color="#000000">*that D: Faerie:<font color="#006666">...*snrk

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Got six skill points... ))

unarmored face:<font color="#000000">&quot;Protection from pregnancy? SOmeone talking about my ring?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">Hopefully that book isn't in play. ;P

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Should I get that freaky lady's language? :B ))

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">If I could understand you, I might be offended. :3 *holds up knives*

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( For the sake of sheetness, language name? :B ))

TMG:<font color="#000000">Seriously?

TMG:<font color="#000000">Um...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Also. Anyone want to guess what class Miss Swallowtail is? :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">I think that was.. Ameido?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Aanyways.. i guess wherever the group goes over the next.. *sigh* possibly even eight sessions, Miron will stay at the Mace, and do general work - patrols and such, maybe even helping to question the prisoners.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( Bard. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Amayan.

TMG:<font color="#000000">you cannot learn a language when you don't even know what the language is...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">I was not even close. xD

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">Server shutting down shortly, crazy wanks.

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( DM? Yea or nay? :B ))

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">ABANDON ALL HOPE

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You -may- be able to find some books in the language if you search hard enough.

Ghostwish:<font color="#6600CC">ITS A DORF INVASION

TMG:<font color="#000000">Save comapaign file, Liatai! :D

Liatai:<font color="#000000">We'll take it to IRC. :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sszeyl: <font color="#cd7f31">(( That sounds like a yea. |D ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#000000">THE BOOOOOOOOOOOSE

Miron:<font color="#000000">Kill the drow, brothers!

* Dr. Hatari drowns.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">DOOOOOOORFS

<i><font color="#0000ff">Dr. Hatari is disconnected.

</i>VAE:<font color="#000000">saving log, anyways

Dorf Aias 6:<font color="#6600CC">&quot;ON DAH COWNT OF TEE, WE ALL SING&quot;

<i><font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

</i>Dorf Aias 6:<font color="#6600CC">&quot;'NE!&quot;

Dorf Aias 6:<font color="#6600CC">&quot;TOO!&quot;

<i><font color="#0000ff">Ghostwish is disconnected.

</i><i> You have disconnected.

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