Session 91

Ghostwish has connected.

TMG has connected.

Liatai:&#171; &#160;1d6 = 2&#160; &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d5 = 2&#160; &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4 = 2&#160; &#187;

Liatai:... huh.

Liatai:Okay then. :B

TMG:I'm sure we'll find out what that was about later?

Ghostwish:Probably not. ;)

Liatai:... now I'm curious. &#171; &#160;1d3 = 2&#160; &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d2 = 2&#160; &#187;

Liatai:..... XD Wow.

TMG:. ..

TMG:Sonofatwo?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Be grateful, party! I'm using up all your twos! XP *brick'd*

<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... I'm not detecting any trolling on the visible maps. This concerns me. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">O hai spirit fox. :3

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">XP

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">So.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Shall we call dibs on body parts for la idiota?

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">La idiota?! &gt;:O

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">You're girly.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">AM NOT &gt;:O

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Whoops.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Somehow deleted Primera trying to impersonate.

Tokens dropped onto map 'Crane Farm Underground'Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Si.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Tu es.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">I AM NOT &gt;:O

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Son, I am an elf.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">And -I'm- saying you're girly.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">To be fair, he's a psycho girl.

Ghostwish whispers: Should I be able to see the 20 something bugbears hiding around the door?

You whisper to Ghostwish: Yes. From where you are, you have a good angle to view the bugbears and cultists.

You whisper to Ghostwish: They're all cowering in fear of your group. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Boilin' some water!

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Stop throwing boiling water at Jehova's Witnesses!

<font color="#0000ff">VAE has connected.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">YoVAE.

VAE:<font color="#000000">So

VAE:<font color="#000000">does it have a meaning if I join in for an undetermined length of time?

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Yes.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">You get to throw popcorn and be a snark.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Also, Miron's totally gay for Aelian now.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">I smell a three-way with Tathi brewing.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Should be fine. I'll need to step out at some point for an hour or two to tend critters anyway.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">...Aaand the universe explodes again.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Why should Miron be gay for Aelian?


 * VAE wasn't here last session, anyways

<font color="#0000ff">RAM has connected.

VAE:<font color="#000000">That said... if there's any meaning to him joining into the fight that's about to happen, and if it won't last a year, i'll do that.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Last session was basically &quot;chase cultists through catacombs.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">If not, i'll likely gtfo and do something else :3


 * VAE no want to make a burden on anyone

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well, the party -is- going up against two clerics and a crusader. So extra hands may be appreciated. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">kewl


 * VAE has level drain spells :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well, Miron does

VAE:<font color="#000000">clever use of fell drain is clever ,see

VAE:<font color="#000000">.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">YoRam.

VAE:<font color="#000000">so, say, two-three hours, then you go tend to animals, and I GTFO ?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Yar!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Want to let Miron walk through the catacombs as a prelude to the game? He's going to have to figure out a way to open a stone door that slammed shut behind the party.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Not bad.

TMG:<font color="#000000">how will Miron write out again afterwards, though?

VAE:<font color="#000000">We can deal with that before Hatari shows up? Hmm, tech raises a valid point

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm

<font color="#0000ff">Railock has connected.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">He was staying up above to keep an eye on suspicious rats. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Is there anyone who'd swap him out on the guarding?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">He could take the rats with him? :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Like, was anyone hurt badly, or do you want to temp get rid of an NPC?

TMG:<font color="#000000">I don't think -anyone- else has interest on guarding rats, no. xP

VAE:<font color="#000000">that'd make most sense

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ah, but it's more-less a restful duty

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Rats incoming. :B Gotta give Nicodemus some equipment quicklike.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Give him a runestaff.

RAM:<font color="#990000">x3

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Just to piss off Drayco.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Yes.

VAE:<font color="#000000">brb

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I was considering just a regular magic staff. A gift from the druid who awakened him. :B

RAM:<font color="#990000">It would be such a cute little staff!

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">brb, puttin' ramen in. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">back

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Well I feel silly. XP

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Went and boiled water, hey where's the ramen? Oh, right out. XD

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Watermelon time. :3

RAM:<font color="#990000">x3

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Why would you boil watermelon? :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">Hey Ram, Ram. :o


 * VAE can't see either

RAM:<font color="#990000">?

TMG:<font color="#000000">Fire up yer torrent. Seed that Saga zipfolder that I gave you :o

RAM:<font color="#990000">I already am.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh, well then. x3


 * Ghostwish sits on Tech's head. :3

TMG:<font color="#000000">o.o?


 * TMG is sat on?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hmm... 600 GP for a masterwork quarterstaff... let's say CL 8 for the spells to keep the cost down... Plant Growth, Stone Shape, Wood Shape, maybe?

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Hi. :3

TMG:<font color="#000000">.....hi? o.o?

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Ram! Come. SIt. :3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;600+(375*8*3)+(281.25*8*3) = 600 + 375 * 8 * 3 + 281.25 * 8 * 3 = 16350.00&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Feed someone a seed, use plant Gro

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">growth to make it into a tree in their stomach.


 * RAM lays down on Ghost's head, dozes while waiting for Akellon to start.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Enjoy new tree.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;600+(375*8*3)+(281.25*8*2) = 600 + 375 * 8 * 3 + 281.25 * 8 * 2 = 14100.00&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">actually screw it, i'm off

<font color="#0000ff">VAE is disconnected.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;600+(375*8*3)+(281.25*8*1) = 600 + 375 * 8 * 3 + 281.25 * 8 * 1 = 11850.00&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;600+(375*8*3)+(281.25*8*1)+(187.5*8) = 600 + 375 * 8 * 3 + 281.25 * 8 * 1 + 187.5 * 8 = 13350.00&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;13350+4000 = 13350 + 4000 = 17350&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;36000-17350 = 36000 - 17350 = 18650&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;36000-17350-4000 = 36000 - 17350 - 4000 = 14650&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hmm, hmm. Now what -armor- to give tinydruid.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Natural armor?

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">:B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Dex of 20, so... leather. *is now picturing a teeny rat tannery*

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">How do they get the cow hides?

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">:B

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Or hide the smell.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Leather doesn't have to be cow leather.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Mouse leather?

TMG:<font color="#000000">Cat leather. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'm thinking deerhide scavenged from a predator's kill -- *snrk*

TMG:<font color="#000000">&quot; Rise against the cat overlords!&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">&quot; To me, my fellow rodentia, to me! Tonight we dine on them!&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;36000-17350-4000-4175 = 36000 - 17350 - 4000 - 4175 = 10475&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Bracers of natural armor aren't that far of a stretch.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Ring of protection.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;36000-17350-4000-4175-2000-2000 = 36000 - 17350 - 4000 - 4175 - 2000 - 2000 = 6475&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Hatari's method works splendidly.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... what would a wand of Cure Minor Wounds cost? Rats don't have a lot of HP. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;36000-17350-4000-4175-2000-2000-375-750-4000 = 36000 - 17350 - 4000 - 4175 - 2000 - 2000 - 375 - 750 - 4000 = 1350&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Railock:<font color="#000000">375

Liatai:<font color="#000000">1350 GP. What to spend it on. :|

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Healer's kit, that's 50...

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">+1 on the armor?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Spell component pouch, that's 5... I have to imagine that weighs a lot less than its PHB listing, otherwise it'd weigh more than he would. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">OH!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">DUH!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'm an idiot. :B And since this is an NPC, I can fudge the gold amount a little.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">FUDGE.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">What would -reeeeeally- come in handy for a rat?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Bag.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Of.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">HOLDING. X3

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Catnip.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">:B

RAM:<font color="#990000">Always. x3

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Everyone, cast Summon Hatari.


 * Meany escapes to get food.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Periapt of Wisdom +2 (4,000 GP) Staff of Growth (13,350 GP, +1/+1 quarterstaff, Plant Growth, Goodberry, Entangle) +2 leather armor (4,175 GP) Ring of protection +1 (2,000) Bracers of natural armor +1 (2,000) Cloak of Charisma +2 (4,000 GP) Wand of Cure Minor Wounds (375 GP) Wand of Cure Light Wounds (750 GP) Healer's kit (50 GP) Spell component pouch (5 GP) Heward's Handy Haversack (2,000 GP)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... good grief. Just need to distribute skill points and this'll be a complete character.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">An ad-hoced awakened rat. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well. That and feats. &gt;.&gt;;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">And animal companion.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... hey, if you take Improved Natural Weapon (bite), then shift into a different shape that also has a bite attack, is that bite attack also improved? :.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Yup. :3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... sooooo tempted to give him a mountain lion companion for the lulz. :B

Railock:<font color="#000000">no, a REALLY big wolf/dog

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Or an eagle, which would be Medium size at his druid level.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... though a wolf would be Large. Hmmmm. Tough call. &gt;:9

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">When're we starting? :3

GM:<font color="#000000">Soon as Hatari shows up. In the meantime...

GM:<font color="#000000">Anyone feel like character questions? :3

TMG:<font color="#000000">Shurf. :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">what've we got today?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... actually, come to think of it...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">If Hatari's going to be a while, I could run out and do my petsitting duties early.

TMG:<font color="#000000">....Good idea. :.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Fly, Liatai, fly!

GM:<font color="#000000">I'll leave this here in the meantime.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">AH RETURNZ.

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;What sort of legacy does your character wish to leave behind?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">And off I go. :3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">...Oh boy. Hello.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Probably the biggest and most appropriate character question to ever ask me.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">That I existed. That I wasn't necessairly wrong. As a reminder that things could change for the better, ideally.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I thought it was obvious by now, but a re-established elven nation. A home the wood elves can call their own now.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I have never thought of such grandoise things. I am but one-half elf, and time is apt to forget all but the largest of beings. Even gods are eventually forgotten.&quot;

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">I wish to be remembered as a monster. Not necessarily an evil monster, but certainly sinister. So that my brother's more of a hero when he kills me. :3

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">I wish to be remembered as an icon of my warrior school, similar to the Elder Lazarus.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I want to leave behind a legacy of new machines, a new city, and most of all, safety and a haven for not just gnomes...it used to be gnomes, but not anymore...safety and peace for everyone I can reach.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Good luck with that.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">why thank you. ;&gt;

<font color="#0000ff">VAE has connected.

VAE:<font color="#000000">bacl

VAE:<font color="#000000">back

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hatari still not here?

TMG:<font color="#000000">Nope, and neither is Lia now. She figured she might as well take care of petstitting while we were waiting for him.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ah well

TMG:<font color="#000000">So everything';s frozen right now. Hasn't even started yet.

VAE:<font color="#000000">we'll see what happens when they return


 * VAE was off with his uncle for a while. practicing driving


 * VAE has papers, but after the four months not doing something he barely managed anyways, his skills are a tragedy

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Gonna get my mech on until we start then

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Nephew. The train crossing is telling you to stop. That doesn't mean you speed up to avoid it. No, seriously, stop. Please stop. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm, how this is looking, i'm screwed in terms of participation

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Blame the time space continuum.


 * Meany puts Dialga and Palkia in the same room as each other.


 * Meany watche Time/Space have an epileptic fit.

VAE:<font color="#000000">If someone actually wants Miron to help in the fight, he still has 5 dark knowledges left, two buffs (recitation and Righteous Wrath of the faithful) two light of lunia with Fell Drain (two beams == two levels from each casting) and two Inflict minor wounds with fell drain

VAE:<font color="#000000">That's his key offensive, if someone wants to borrow him for the boss fight

VAE:<font color="#000000">remember, as long as spell hits, fell drain is save-less metamagic

VAE:<font color="#000000">does, say, owl want?


 * Meany gives VAE some KFC.

VAE:<font color="#000000">or is he busy with NPCs

VAE:<font color="#000000">bad idea


 * VAE had shits today

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Could we move this conversations to the irc, to prevent pinging people gaming elsewhere? ^^

VAE:<font color="#000000">No :3

You have disconnected.

<font color="#0000ff">Railock has connected.

<font color="#0000ff">RAM has connected.

<font color="#0000ff">TMG has connected.

<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

<font color="#0000ff">Ghostwish has connected.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">GASP.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">wee!

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Hatari tells you not to wait for him, Lia.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">That he'll be gone for many more hours.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well drat, I was hoping to open with some Thomas-instigated dialogue. :B

<font color="#0000ff">Dr. Hatari has connected.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">There he is though

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">:B

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Hewwo!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well hi. x3 Here for reals, or just for the log, Hatari?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm back.

You have disconnected.

<font color="#0000ff">Ghostwish has connected.

<font color="#0000ff">Dr. Hatari has connected.

<font color="#0000ff">Railock has connected.

<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">As I was just bitching about during the crash/kill.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Why did you wait!! &gt;:O

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">WITCHES, I HOPE YOU CROW.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Because I needed to tend to critters anyway! &gt;:O

<font color="#0000ff">TMG has connected.

Railock:<font color="#000000">cause lia was off as well

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">LIES.

Railock:<font color="#000000">so like you came on like less than a minute after lia got back

Railock:<font color="#000000">Liatai has connected. Meany: GASP. Gamal-Junayd: wee! Meany: Hatari tells you not to wait for him, Lia. Meany: That he'll be gone for many more hours. Liatai: Well drat, I was hoping to open with some Thomas-instigated dialogue. :B Dr. Hatari has connected.

Railock:<font color="#000000">proof!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">FABRICATIONS.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Now the adventure may proceed uninterrupted. :3

TMG:<font color="#000000">....wut? &gt;.&gt;


 * Meany casts Zone of Truth.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Let's see.. Aid probably is down atleast 5 minutes. 5 minutes to go. Even for those that have burned through the temp HP, it still gives +1 attack.

GM:<font color="#000000">Let's go with one more character question, then we'll get this show on the road for real. :3

TMG:<font color="#000000">You know, actually

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Mine? :3

TMG:<font color="#000000">I wanna see Thomas answer the last one. :.

TMG:<font color="#000000">GM: &quot;What sort of legacy does your character wish to leave behind?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I was paying attention. &gt;.&gt;;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">I will punch you in the throat, Tech.

TMG:<font color="#000000">what? Dx

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">HAVE YOU STARTED CHAPTER THREE YET?

GM:<font color="#000000">If you like, Ghost. :3 Though it may be a little more involved than a quick warm-up. You might want to reduce it to three deities. The D&amp;D pantheon is huge.

TMG:<font color="#000000">No! Not yet! I was gone most yesterday! Dx I'll try and read it tomorrow

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">ACCEPTABLE.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">But then that begs the question which 3? Maybe let the players choose which deities they speak of? :3

GM:<font color="#000000">That's what I meant. :3

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;Pick three deities in the D&amp;D core pantheon...&quot;


 * Gamal-Junayd would reather get to the game t's already 4 central

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">... and the freeze destroyed my notes. Yeah, let's get on with the game.

GM:<font color="#000000">Oh, very well. :3 We'll save the questions for next time, then.

Tokens dropped onto map 'Crane Farm Underground'Tokens dropped onto map 'Crane Farm Underground'Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh. I'm not really all that concerned with that kind of thing. ..It's enough for me to do what I'm doing. I would like it if I made some meaningful difference in the world before I died.. but, I know I've already earned my proverbial keep. We've helped save dozens of lives so far. Maybe over a hundred souls. Maybe more, thinking of deaths averted from evils we've banished. ... I mean it's not like I'm obsessed with having my own legend or having a bunch of kids left behind. &gt;:O

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;:O

Nina Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">*_*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Leave me alone D:

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Or wholly dedicating your soul to the service of a bunch of space squirrels- wait wrong Tom.


 * Ghostwish flees.

GM:<font color="#000000">So last session in Akellon, there was a lot of running.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Eisen has no regrets. :B

GM:<font color="#000000">... mostly enemies running away from the party in sheer terror.

GM:<font color="#000000">The party chased the cultists to an immense arena, and were invited to play &quot;a little game&quot; by a voice near the altar. Open doors, fight what lies beyond. A game only to slaughter cultists, it seems.

GM:<font color="#000000">Unfortunately for the cultists, one of their champions is...

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">... this guy.

GM:<font color="#000000">Who got very annoyed with the party defacing the temple.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">I call dibs on his ribcage.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Fine, I want his femurs then.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Need I remind you it is considered an evil act by many to collect the body parts of sentient creatures.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">I'm pretty sure that's encouragement for Barbarus.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Just checking! ^^;

GM:<font color="#000000">We pick up shortly after the idiot kicked the door down... In response to... Thomas Lazarus: &quot;No, wait.&quot; Thomas Lazarus: &quot;Who's that other guy?&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">It's also considered evil to wear demonic animal pelts.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">But here we are!


 * Hapless Cultist lowers his shield and sword a fraction of an inch. &quot;What other guy?&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Zap!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;The big pompous narrative guy.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Yeah, who's the man behind the voice?&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Hapless' clownface is now a sad clownface.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I think that was the one hiding in back with the tube.&quot; I remember him putting a tube down last time

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">&quot;Who, Keith?&quot;

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Presomably, he's the reverand.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Keith?? Keith who?&quot; Tathi tries. Incoming bluff..

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">&quot;Glabrezu the Red, not Keith.&quot; &gt;:\

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((charisma-10)/2) = 11 + floor((15 - 10) / 2) = 13&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; charisma check!


 * Thomas Lazarus closes his eyes and remarks a little indignantly. &quot;Well it's not like I know his name.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Can we please hurry this up? Some of us have property to purchase.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus looks bewildered for a moment.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Patience, Sszeyl. There's always time to talk.&quot;

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">&quot;Whatever! That guy!&quot; He jerks his head back toward the armored priest behind him.


 * Thomas Lazarus still seems to be processing that someone named Glabrezu the Red has a nickname of Keith. =3=

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Really? Him?&quot; She says, pointing at the priest.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thought so. If he's keith, what's your name? Mines Gamal.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Can't remember if I loaded anything into my bombchucker last time, but....Gnogglebolt surreptitiously pulls something out of one of his pockets, but does nothing further yet.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">&quot;Mark, why?&quot;

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why are you talking with the heretics.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">There's a slight of hand check for that, just fyi.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Is always good to know the names of your victims.&quot;

Gnogglebolt whispers: Readying Action: throw Thunderstone. Condition: a sudden agressive movement by either party is made.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Hey, Cleric.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Whats your name then, or too busy deriding your ally to give it out?&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Shazam. You're clean now.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">And smell of roses.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Have fun with that.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nice to meet you mark. And what made you take up with such people who obviously don't value your talents?&quot;

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">&quot;None of your business,&quot; the bugbear snarls, readying his morningstar and shield again.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Huh?&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Shazam. The morningstar, like Mark's is covered in ribbons.


 * Thomas Lazarus glances aside very slowly, looking incredulous.


 * Dr. Hatari smacks Meany.

Barbarus: <font color="#a14d7f">(( IB ))

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well Mr Nameless over there obviously doesn't like you very much with how he's growling about everything. He's even trying to get you to attack first so he's less likely to be in danger. And Mr Kieth back there sitting there silent, he's not making any move to stop the Mr nameless...Seems to me you aren't very well appreciated by your companions. So it begs the question, why are you with them?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt glances to Gamal.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Are you really going to try and recruit him...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Confusing people is fun. extra fun if you make them fight each other

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">&quot;They're trying to trick you again. Do you want to end up like you were at the Mace again, Sargon? An object of ridicule, stripped of your weapons and pride?&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 1 + 11 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Uh-oh, you might want to roll opposed Diplomacy, Gamal.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Ah, confusion to the enemy. Always good.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">....Not that this will; be difficult! xD

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Oh this should be good.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Diplomacy Check : &#171; &#160;1d20-1 = 20 - 1 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) &quot;Doesn't seem like you are doing much better here than at the mace myself.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">awesome. nat 20

Liatai:<font color="#000000">......

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Welp.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh wow. XD

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt catches on and tries to step in. The more off-uard they are, the better. &quot;What, didn't the Mace just catch you yesterday, 'Mark'? And weren't they nice enough to let you go?&quot; Opposed Diplo: &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 2 + 15 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Excuse me a minute, need to compose myself. XD

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Allright, hand over your dice. Enough of this weighted nonsense. XP

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">(and she said for gamal, tech)

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Dammit Rail you took me twenty. &gt;:[

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">'MARK SARGON' joined the party without his consent! Cultist: WAIT &gt;:O!!!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(I know she did, I jumped in to participate.)

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(heck, you could just consider that an Assist. +2 to Gamal.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I wasn't ACTUALLY trying to recruit. I just thought I could put a wedge in any team work but wow

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">&quot;.......................................................&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Roleplaying &gt; rollplaying. XD


 * Thomas Lazarus is staring at the opposed party with a someone awkward expression. &quot;...&quot; o_o;

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( *somewhat ))

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Hush ghost, let the DM speak on it.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">the hell are you even on about? XD

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">&quot;..... you know what, he's right. Weren't you just calling me an idiot?&quot; The cultist turns a little, glaring straight at the bugbear.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I do believe he was.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom's jaw falls slightly ajar. &quot;...&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I heard it too.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Funny. My team mates never call me an idiot. Anyone else notice that?&quot;

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">Squeak squeak squeak. *sage nod*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt tries very hard to keep a smirk from his face. Well. This is going deliciously.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Allies should work together, not belittle each other.&quot;

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">&quot;You can kill him later. Right now we have a bunch of heretics who have defiled the house of the Many before our eyes.&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 17 + 11 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">Anybody going to try rolling opposed Diplomacy again?

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">ED.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Oh boy. Well, hre we go...Edaric, feel free to help me out here, since you've got matching mod. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">aren't you in control of him?


 * Edaric is a little stunned this is actually happening. &gt;.&gt;;

TMG:<font color="#000000">I thought that was only in battle...

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">damnit, you missed the window.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Tech is right. Only in battle.


 * Thomas Lazarus tilts his head up ever-so-slightly and squints one eye almost closed as he regards the events before him in great disbelief.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I'll assist gnoggle as well. &quot;Oh come on, how can you fight beside an allie who belittles you? He might try to stab you in the back in the middle of combat so he doesn't have to worry about your righteous wrath later. I'm sure he knows he couldn't take someone of your skill.&quot; (Diplomacy Check : &#171; &#160;1d20-1 = 17 - 1 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Glabrezu is right! Look at your sword! They did that!&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 20 + 2 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; DICE DON'T FAIL ME NOW.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;What'd the Many ever do for you really, Mark? Besides, isn't it prettier this way? Much nicer colors than drab red. And that still doesn't change the fact that your own 'allies' don't think highly of you. Heck, maybe you could fight for the Many later, but surely not side by side with them?&quot; Opposed Diplo: &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 3 + 15 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">QUIT TAKING MY ROLLS, GAMAL! dX

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">DX

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Fuck XD

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I could have had that one! Curse you and your loaded dice, railock! Gimme those!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">xP

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Dude, it's ghosts comp as the server that's handing out the dice rolls

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">...you're right. NICODEMOUS, STOP SCREWING US! DX

Tathi: <font color="#ff">(( oh no no, you are NOT blaming your loaded dice on me ))

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">&quot;Rrrrrrrrrr -- ENOUGH!&quot; The cultist stomps his rear foot into the ground, taking a wider stance. &quot;You're just trying to confuse me again! Just like that fake temple! Now die!&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 5 + 3 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; initiative!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Readied action go!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(already pre-said to Lia)

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 4 + 5 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; init...

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Uh, we nixed readied actions.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Remember?

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 15 + 6 = 21&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Init.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 19 + 2 = 21&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Dex check!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... We~ll~ ...&quot; Tom shrugs faintly. &quot;I mean.. yeah, that was a ruse, but.. it was only supposed to fool little kids..&quot; &gt;.&gt;;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 20 + 1 = 21&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 16 + 5 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; This priest seems quick on his feet.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 16 + 9 = 25&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">No. And she didn't say no to the action I whispered to her.

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 15 + 2 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; init!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Make sure you keep an eye out on your so called allies. Seems they have been confusing you all along that they are or they wouldnt mock you like they do&quot; (Initiative Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 15 + 7 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Well, looks like our little prankster parade has backfired on us.&quot; Tathi says, getting ready.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Okay stop.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Are readied actions out or not? I was told they are.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Anyway. Ranged touch attack against DC 5; &#171; &#160;1d20+8-2 = 19 + 8 - 2 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((dexterity-10)/2) = 14 + floor((17 - 10) / 2) = 17&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; initiative!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Honestly?

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 4 + 5 = 9&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; initiative!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And everyone in the burst make a DC 15 fort save!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Tech, I didn't say anything becuase I was busy at the moment. =w=;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'll let this one slide.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No more.

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 8 + 9 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fort!

Gamal-Junayd whispers: If we'd had another nat 20, would it of possibly been time for conversion? heh

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Yeah, thought so. Try and remember the set rules next time, tech.

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 6 + 9 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Fort!

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 16 + 12 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Fort!

TMG:<font color="#000000">THOOMP. Darnit, they all made the save anyway. Oh well.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 20 + 1 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 19 + 3 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; init!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Where were you when I needed you, 20? Dx

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Taking two more minutes off of buff timers to account for foolin' around. :B

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 6 + 2 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; init!

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Oh wow.. when did maptools start changing the frames for PCs and NPCs?

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Or are you doing that, Liatai?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... holy 21's, Batman.

TMG:<font color="#000000">...whoa. O.o

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Okay, Sszeyl, Barbarus, Tom, Gnogglebolt? What are your Dex scores?

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Tom loses. |)

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Dex Score is 12

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">or not!?

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">This guy's is 12, too, as is Thomas'...

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Wow. three way reroll. XD

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">Reroll! &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 14 + 5 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oopsie. Indeed.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 9 + 1 = 10&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(not a full reroll, right? Just rerolling between the three of us? &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 9 + 1 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Correct.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">... :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 6 + 1 = 7&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Tom, Gnogglebolt, roll again. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">TOM. xD &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 18 + 1 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Thar we go.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Finally. XP

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Saving this log as &quot;DAY OF THE DICE&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">....

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Wait.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Where's Ram?

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">holy.. he's not connected.

TMG:<font color="#000000">He ish missing.

TMG:<font color="#000000">He may have fallen asleep.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">hells.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Tech, as you're most familiar with technology rules, how do you feel about autoing Shankfang?

TMG:<font color="#000000">....I'll auto Shank. &gt;.&gt;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I can take back Edaric's reins.

TMG:<font color="#000000">(can also keep doing Ed--oh. If you want.)

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Dia del Dados!

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">:D

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hm. I can't find his sheet, but he does have macros.

TMG:<font color="#000000">I can manage.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 3 + 5 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Swallowtail has received initiative.TMG:<font color="#000000">(oh, right, forgot his init...)


 * Swallowtail lowers slightly while drawing back the band of her hand crossbow. She fades away in a subtle smoke plume, and invisibly levels a shot out for the senior cleric.. (Swallowtail becomes invisible, moves slightly, and readies an action to Sudden Strike shoot Erythnulian Priest if he begins spellcasting.)

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.* Gamal-Junayd declared dodge on keith, attempts a full move tumble through enemy spaces, DC 35 (Tumble Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+21 = 10 + 21 = 31&#160;  &#187;)


 * Gamal-Junayd fails, so they will get attacks of opportunity as I break into dance and activate burning blades

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">Do you still make it if you take a -10 on that roll? This guy is not moving.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">Aha, never mind, then.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">it's dc 25 for half speed, 35 for full to avoid the attacks

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">brb, grabbing a snack!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You have to succeed to pass through them though, don't you?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">If not, then this bodes ill for games of Red Rover everywhere. *bricked*

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Hmm.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">So..does failure mean I can't go through, or that I provoke AoO's?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tumble at one-half speed through an area occupied by an enemy (over, under, or around the opponent) as part of normal movement, provoking no attacks of opportunity while doing so. Failure means you stop before entering the enemy-occupied area and provoke an attack of opportunity from that enemy. Check separately for each opponent. Each additional enemy after the first adds +2 to the Tumble DC.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Basically, first area where he could hit you? Stop there and get slapped.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The worst of both worlds.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Pretty much.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Enter his reach and stop. Lose HP. XD

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">The price you pay for the powerful nature of tumble.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">...stupid 4 points needed to make that auto

GM:<font color="#000000">Well, which space were you trying to tumble through?

GM:<font color="#000000">Bugbear's, or cultist's?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I had planned on one forward, attack, one to the side, attack, then go through idiot to the back for other two dance strikes

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so I'm stopped after second attack then?

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">That sounds accurate, aye.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Okay. 1st attack on bugbear. nonlethal mercy blade (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 16 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+18+AMod = 16 + 18 + 1 = 35&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+8+DMod = Dam = (10 + 8 + 0) = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) Crit Threat! (Confirmation Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+18+AMod = 9 + 18 + 1 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Crit Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam +1d6+8+DMod = 18 + 1 + 8 + 0 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">2nd attack on mark, lethal (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 7 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+18+AMod = 7 + 18 + 1 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+6+DMod = Dam = (6 + 6 + 0) = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">OUCH. The bugbear roars in pain!

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">The cultist blocks the sword with his shield... and grins. His longsword bursts into flame, and he swings it at Gamal as he attempts to pass! &#171; &#160;1d20+19 = 7 + 19 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+6+1d6 = 2 + 6 + 2 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;


 * Gamal-Junayd grunts at the blade eats throught he remainder of hte aid and into his real health

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">done then since I can't continue moving even at all right?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">or because of dance can I keep moving and attacking?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... I'm... not sure.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I think you can't move any farther.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Then I'm done this turn, as I have to move between each attack

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hmm, hmm. What to have Flint do.

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">Wait to see what the other melee fighters are doing. Delaying!

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Barbarus has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Barbarus and Sszeyl, it's your turns. :3

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Yo.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Sszeyl's turn is next, though. :B

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Let's see.

<font color="#0000ff">RAM has connected.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:o

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ram!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Where you been

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Using teleport boots.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">And done.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Now barbie.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">&quot;--?!&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Hi.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Have some sneak attack.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 11 + 10 = 21&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Stabity stab! For &#171; &#160;1d6+2 = 1 + 2 = 3&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; piercing magical damage!

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">+3 attack, and +&#171; &#160;2d6 = 8&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; damage. :|

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That seems like the wrong button.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">I need to fix these macros.


 * RAM lives!

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">Barbarus can't seem to find a gap in the cultist's defenses.

Sszeyl has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Welcome back.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Were you asleep? :b

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">HAve a good nap? :3

RAM:<font color="#990000">Yes.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh!

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Drawing sling as part of a move.

TMG:<font color="#000000">There you are, ram. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+6+mod = 2 + 6 + 1 = 9&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Sling bullet! &#171; &#160;1d4+5+modb = 2 + 5 + 0 = 7&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Bullet damage.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">And miss.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Done.

TMG:<font color="#000000">I was gonna auto Shankfang, but his turn hasn't come up yet, so you haven't missed anything


 * RAM was taking a quick nap while Lia was gone, then server borked. :B

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">The priest lays a hand on a sneering mask on an amulet around his neck, speaking words in an infernal tongue... Swallowtail, that looks like spellcasting, doesn't it?

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">A bolt hisses through the air, from out of nowhere! Look out, cleric's neck! (Sudden strike vs flat-footed AC; &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 6 + 10 = 16&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+4d6 = 1 + 9 = 10&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;)

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">Plink! Right off the gorget.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">D: !

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">He continues his chant... Primera, Tathi, Aelian, Swallowtail, Gnogglebolt, Shankfang, Edaric, Flint, Sszeyl, Barbarus, Thomas, and Gamal? Make Will saves. The arena floor around you suddenly erupts with smoking, slicing ribbons of negative energy! &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 10 + 12 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; CL check for Sszeyl's SR, and it's a DC 21 save for half of &#171;  &#160;2d8+12 = 10 + 12 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; HP damage.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Hells!!&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 6 + 5 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Will save!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+will = 13 + 12 = 25&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; +2 if its enchantment!

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 1 + 7 = 8&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Will save!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Will: &#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 19 + 13 = 32&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">DAmn will saves... (Will Save : &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 19 + 4 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+will = 5 + 7 = 12&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; +2 if it's enchantment!

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 1 + 7 = 8&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Woo!

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Oh, look at that.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Geargrit!&quot; Will Save: &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 8 + 7 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 7 + 6 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">I have this neat little Manuever which lets me roll a concentration dc instead.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 9 + 13 = 22&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Ain't it wonderful?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 17 + 2 = 19&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Garl dammit why is it always will saves?!

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 10 + 7 = 17&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Will save!

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 6 + 7 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 10 + 1 = 11&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Will save! +2 against enchantment!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Tavia doesn't need one.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt's not looking so good...

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">Oh phew-

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Luckily for the animals, the spell has a limited number of targets.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom held fast, but he takes extra damage anyways from his Shield Other effect on Sszeyl.

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">SUCK IT, SQUEAK.

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Let's see...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;HYU!&quot; &gt;:E

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Hrm, ten feet increment...oh well, should still work.

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">Roils of black smoke still hiss through the air in the aftermath of the spell. Not enough to impede vision, but they're there, and the ground beneath you hisses slightly.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Ndengina ho!&quot; Tathi exclaims, pointing at Keith.

You whisper to Ghostwish: Translation?

Tathi whispers: Kill him. :3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Take him down!&quot; Gnogglebolt shouts as he pulls something from his bandolier. He doesn't even bother loading it into his bombchucker, he just primes it (Use Tech Device &#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 2 + 17 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;, checking for MR...) and throws it at a space &quot;AC 5&quot;, ranged touch attack &#171;  &#160;1d20+8+1 = 4 + 8 + 1 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; at square

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">...uhoh...

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Please be MR 1....ah, yes

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You dodged a bullet, Gnogglebolt. :B

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Literally? XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Figuratively. You get the idea. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Ghost; I rolled a 2 on that Use Tech Device check

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">That would not have been good. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Had the MR of this grenade been 2, it would have detonated in my hands

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Just like the one while I was riding Smoke. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">And it quite possibly would have knocked him out and/or killed him, depending on the damage dice. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Speaking of which.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">So they literally expand the range of a nat 1. Wow. XD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">What does that red square do? :3

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">A world where some items have a critical fail range of 25%. Any DM's wet dream!

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">It gives them AIDES.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">At any rate. &#171; &#160;2d6 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; piercing damage from the grenade, plus &#171;  &#160;1d6 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fire damage from the alchemical fire component! What's more, the flames are persistant--if anyone walks through this space from now until my next turn, or if anyone's -still- in there on my next turn, they take more damage!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">damnit, we needed to move people into that area

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">least I did

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We can't, so it's sort of moot. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt also fivefoot steps backwards, and end turn.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">The cultist stands amid the flames, seemingly unperturbed. The other two don't fare as well.

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas looks very determined while intoning a prayer of his own. He raises an open palm upwards at the conclusion of his chant, and a wave of gentle blue radiance sweeps outward over the group. The negative energy lingering in the area is promptly neutralized by its opposite, and all of the inquisitor's allies heal &#171; &#160;1d8+11 = 8 + 11 = 19&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; HP. (Righteous Might converted to Cure Light Wounds, Mass. Done.)

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Bliss. *-*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:3


 * Gamal-Junayd smiles as all his wounds close up

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Heal'd.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah --! Thanks, Tom!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ahh, much bettah...&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Ah, much better Thomas, thank you.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus feels the love.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Brb.


 * Tathi then hits him with a lightning bolt.

Tathi: <font color="#ff">(( *brick'd* ))

TMG:<font color="#000000">Tom: &quot;It's good to be king.&quot; x3

GM:<font color="#000000">Yeah! Go party!

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">sacred canine duty

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:D

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hi Mink!

GM:<font color="#000000">Excuse me, this is my dungeon to administrate. :P

GM:<font color="#000000">Everyone got their HP readjusted? :3

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">We want Mink!! &gt;:O *pickets*


 * Flint Carthan sidles forward and unleashes a rain of steel on the bugbear! &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 1 + 9 = 10&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+2 = 6 + 2 = 8&#160;  &#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+9 = 18 + 9 = 27&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+2 = 4 + 2 = 6&#160;  &#187; for the first set of slices, &#171;  &#160;1d20+4 = 3 + 4 = 7&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+2 = 2 + 2 = 4&#160;  &#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+4 = 20 + 4 = 24&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+2 = 1 + 2 = 3&#160;  &#187; for the second!

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">Crit confirm -- &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 12 + 4 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I see a crit!

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">The bugbear is too occupied with the rapier and completely misses the dagger slicing in behind it.

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">He returns fire with his morningstar! &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 3 + 12 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 6 + 4 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+7 = 11 + 7 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 2 + 4 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for Flint!


 * Flint Carthan dodges handily.

Tathi has received initiative.Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi makes a series of quick movements with her hands, and then points her open palm towards Keith, at which a dark green orb of acid rockets towards! &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 2 + 6 = 8&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; ranged touch for &#171;  &#160;4d8 = 15&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; acid damage!

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;I expected better from a priest of slaughter.&quot; &gt;|3


 * Bugbear Cleric snarls!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Then she quickly backs up, and end turn!

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">The acid splatters against the far wall of the cave.

Aelian has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Maybe he's just a priest of talking big instead?&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">back

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian quickly fires off a trio of arrows at Keith in the span of a heartbeat, and at point blank range to boot! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-2+1 = 16 + 15 - 2 + 1 = 30&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 2 + 4 = 6&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;, &#171;  &#160;1d20+15-2+1 = 16 + 15 - 2 + 1 = 30&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 2 + 4 = 6&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+10-2+1 = 8 + 10 - 2 + 1 = 17&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 5 + 4 = 9&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; damage!

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Gamal uses Taunt. It's super-effective!!

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">..Probably. *bricked!*

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">The first arrow stries true, finding a gap in Keith's shoulder armor.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Tavia guards! Done!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Wait. Don't two arrows hit?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The second has the same hit value.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... why so they do. :B

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">SURPRISE.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Upon re-checking the script, the cleric is his again. *bricks!!*

RAM:<font color="#990000">Keith: &quot;Wait, where did this second arrow come from all of a sudden?&quot; :.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">and brb while I start supper. Will check back in periodically. :3


 * Hapless Cultist half-turns with sudden speed, keeping his shield toward the mass of oncoming PCs while turning the area of Primera into a whirlwind of flame and steel. One &#171; &#160;1d20+20 = 7 + 20 = 27&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+6+1d6 = 7 + 6 + 2 = 15&#160;  &#187;, two &#171;  &#160;1d20+20 = 8 + 20 = 28&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+6+1d6 = 1 + 6 + 3 = 10&#160;  &#187;, three &#171;  &#160;1d20+15 = 13 + 15 = 28&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+6+1d6 = 7 + 6 + 4 = 17&#160;  &#187;, and four &#171;  &#160;1d20+10 = 2 + 10 = 12&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+6+1d6 = 3 + 6 + 1 = 10&#160;  &#187; !

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">&quot;PRIEST! MOVE! NOW!&quot;

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">&quot;You stay put, the real priest,&quot; he snarls over his shoulder to the bugbear.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">&quot;...... Ow.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">XD!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If Mr. Nameless isn't a real priest, what is he then? a faker like the mace and their shrine?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;17+10+15 = 17 + 10 + 15 = 42&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">... oddly enough, that shout seems to have done something.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I neglected to narrate it at the time, but, Tom did use his movement action to draw a scroll off his belt.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&gt;:E


 * Erythnulian Priest jogs back, turning and beginning a new chant.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;?!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Oh no hyu don'!&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">.... wow. Okay. Note to self.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Don't put things in the slow cooker on game days.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The smell of delicious corned beef is driving me crazy and it's not done yet :E

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">:B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang turns away from the enemies, and fires at the Smart Cultist without even looking!! &#171; &#160;1d20+16-4=1+1 = 1 + 16 - 4 = 13&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1 = 10 + 1 = 11&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">FFFFFFFFFF-!

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">Plink!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">More like *Click*

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">.... or was that a jam?

TMG:<font color="#000000">...oshit.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">WHY DIDN'T YOU LOOK D: *duck*

TMG:<font color="#000000">Jammed!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Hy know dat sound.&quot; &gt;:E

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Gun jammed!

TMG:<font color="#000000">&quot;DAT'S A BAD SOUND!&quot;

Edaric has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">What kind of action is it to clear a gun chamber?

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Strum strum strum! D: Unless Lia has another idea?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Full.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">(Especially a mechanically simple flintlock chamber that shouldn't actually jam but we'll roll with it.. :B)

Edaric:<font color="#000000">I doubt the guy's will save is low enough to be affected by any of Edaric's holdy spells...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang spends the rest of his turn fixing his gun. &gt;:E


 * Edaric runs his fingers over his lute strings, playing a quick chord, followed by another... time seems to move slower for Thomas, Gamal, Barbarus, Flint, Primera, Aelian, and Sszeyl! Consider yourselves HASTED!


 * Gamal-Junayd LOVES hasted

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Well. That works, too. :.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">An excellent reason to keep the gun as a hold-out backup even when Rose is done.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Of course, with the way the Gunman is written, they actyally -expect- you to have three to five backup pistols.


 * Shankfang the Deffrider doesn't get hasted? &gt;:

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Tom has haste boots anyways, why am I no fast! &gt;:O

Edaric:<font color="#000000">The Haste lasts for seven rounds -- I only have seven targets, I'm sorry D:

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">DealWithIt.jpg

Edaric:<font color="#000000">I can cast it again next round? {:3

Swallowtail has received initiative.Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">What's the bonus to attack and saves again?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">+1 to AC, attack, and Reflex, I believe.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">+1 on attack and reflex

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">+1 morale, +1 save against fear, +1 speed.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Later on he'll get a weird special ability where...like, say he's got three pistols, one has a Fire enchantment, one has an Electric enchantment, and another has a Seeking enchantment. The gunman gets so quick at quickdrawing, firing, and holstering, that the magic of a gun 'sticks' to his hand--like say, he fires the Seeking gun first, quickholsters it and draws the Electric, the Electric gun also benefits from Seeking.

TMG:<font color="#000000">And if he then quickholsters and draws the fire gun, it'll have all three enchantments


 * Dr. Hatari pauses for a moment to note Swallowtail's Ki pool.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">morale? we have bardsong AND haste?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Wait, wait, wait.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No, you don't have bardsong AND haste.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Aid is the morale bonus.

TMG:<font color="#000000">There's no Bardsong right now.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Just Divine Aid and Haste.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">misread hatari with the morale


 * Swallowtail fades once again, but promptly just shoots the bugbear cleric as soon as she repositions! (Sudden strike out of invisibility vs flat-footed AC; &#171; &#160;1d20+7+1+2 = 6 + 7 + 1 + 2 = 16&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+4d6 = 2 + 13 = 15&#160;  &#187;)


 * Swallowtail is bad at this. :E She reloads. End turn.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Haste - +1 bonus on attack rolls, +1 dodge bonus on AC and Reflex saves, increase of land speed by 30 feet, one extra attack at your highest attack bonus during a full attack.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There. :3

RAM:<font color="#990000">Sadly, it doesn't work like that Techy.

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">Sorry, Swallowtail. Their armor's just too thick.

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I only listed +1 morale bonus because it is from Aid.

RAM:<font color="#990000">You only get the enchantment from the first weapon if you use that.

RAM:<font color="#990000">It overrides any other enchantments you have.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ram; oh, huh? Misread it, then...

RAM:<font color="#990000">Which makes it kinda useless IMHO.


 * Gamal-Junayd is going to continue his dance. dodge target is still keith


 * Ghostwish peeks.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Unless you have one magic pistol and several nonmagic ones? 0:3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">First attack on Mark, nonlethal mercy (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 19 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+18+AMod = 19 + 18 + 2 = 39&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+8+DMod = Dam = (8 + 8 + 0) = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) Crit Threat! (Confirmation Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+18+AMod = 10 + 18 + 2 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Crit Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam +1d6+8+DMod = 16 + 6 + 8 + 0 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)


 * Ghostwish goes back to nummy sausage.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Hmm. Everyone who's hast'd, give yourselves a halo or marker or something?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Then I will tumble through his space at half speed automatically half speed hasted is 35

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">ho much damage from fire do I take gnoggle?

TMG:<font color="#000000">Gamal takes &#171; &#160;1d6 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fire damage.

RAM:<font color="#990000">But then what's the point? With Lightning Reload and Improved Lightning Reload, you can make a full round attack with just the first pistol.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">That one... actually seemed to affect the cultst. Say, do you still make it if you take a -10 penalty on that roll?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I'm going at half speed

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">since I'm hasted half speed is 35, more than enough for my purposes

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">RAM: The point, I assume, is for gunmen who don't have those and/or are using rifles.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">Very good then.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">that's onyl dc 25, and is auto for me

RAM:<font color="#990000">Rifles benefit the same from Lightning Reload and the improved version.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">second attack on mark. lethal (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 13 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+18+AMod = 13 + 18 + 2 = 33&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 1d6+6+DMod = Dam = (3 + 6 + 0) = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Miniguns?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Look. 3rd party content is full of logistics holes. I saw their metamagic. :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Then will continue my dance towards Mr keith. 3rd attack, nonlethal (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 17 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+13+AMod = 17 + 13 + 2 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+8+DMod = Dam = (8 + 8 + 0) = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) Crit Threat! (Confirmation Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+13+AMod = 9 + 13 + 2 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Crit Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam +1d6+8+DMod = 16 + 4 + 8 + 0 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">The sword curves around the cultist's defenses.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">4th attack, lethal on keith (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 19 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+13+AMod = 19 + 13 + 2 = 34&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 1d6+6+DMod = Dam = (3 + 6 + 0) = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) Crit Threat! (Confirmation Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+13+AMod = 1 + 13 + 2 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Crit Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam +1d6+6+DMod = 9 + 2 + 6 + 0 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

RAM:<font color="#990000">All in all, it's a useless class feature that becomes obsolete with a couple feats and just makes you waste money on more guns.


 * RAM shrugs.

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+20 = 10 + 20 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Concentration check...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and haste attack on keith, nonlethal (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 5 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+18+AMod = 5 + 18 + 2 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+8+DMod = Dam = (8 + 8 + 0) = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+20 = 8 + 20 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Concentration check...


 * Gamal-Junayd will then be done

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">DC is 15+dmg, right?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">while trying to cast a spell you take damage, you must make a Concentration check (DC 10 + points of damage taken + the level of the spell you&#8217;re casting).

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">:v


 * Dr. Hatari was already checking. :B

Barbarus: <font color="#a14d7f">(( Go go Hatari. ))

Barbarus: <font color="#a14d7f">(( You are now picturing a group of Hataris as go-go dancers. ))

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">FffffffkRAK! Red sparks fly and dissipate as Gamal draws blood on the priest.

RAM:<font color="#990000">&gt;.@

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now now, no stabbing your so called allies in the back now with magic Mr. Keith.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">*buuuurp*

Barbarus has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Go Barbie go Barbie go Barbie go!


 * Ghostwish blasts 90s pop music. :P


 * Dr. Hatari can't unhear TMNT pump theme.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">allright, gonna feed puppies. brb!

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Oh, what a wonderful day.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+13+2+1+1 = 6 + 13 + 2 + 1 + 1 = 23&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Attack numero uno, for &#171;  &#160;1d6+4+2d6 = 4 + 4 + 7 = 15&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Damage.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">No dice on that one.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+13+2+1+1 = 18 + 13 + 2 + 1 + 1 = 35&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Attack numero dos, for &#171;  &#160;1d6+4+2d6 = 1 + 4 + 8 = 13&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Damage.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Oh look, a crit threat.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+13+2+1+1 = 4 + 13 + 2 + 1 + 1 = 21&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Confirm? (:B

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Nope.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">&quot;G-HA!&quot; The cultist tries to swing his shield around to take the second blow, but is a bit too slow. &quot;-- A weasel?!&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus appears slightly embarassed. &gt;.&gt;;

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Eyes on the prize, ni&#241;o.&quot;

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+11+mod = 19 + 11 + 3 = 33&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6+mod = 9 + 6 + 3 = 18&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Holy-! Sharp metal coming at you for two passes! &#171; &#160;1d10+4+modb = 6 + 4 + 0 = 10&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+4+modb = 5 + 4 + 0 = 9&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; damage!

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Hmm, Hatari, can I attack a Bonecrusher to that first one? :d

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">No. It's an independent standard action that can't be input into a full attack.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">attach*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Not if you didn't declare it beforehand.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's like casting a spell.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Oh well.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+11+2+1+1 = 19 + 11 + 2 + 1 + 1 = 34&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Here's that independent standard attack, then!

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">back!

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;La Muerte!&quot;

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">Damage?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You definitely don't want to deal with a martial adept Perfect Clarity'ing, Colusus Striking, and Ancient Mountain Hammering out a full attack. :B

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d10+4+4d6 = 1 + 4 + 14 = 19&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; :B

RAM:<font color="#990000">Ohlord that would hurt.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">And...? Is there another effect?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well that's not how it works, so it's cool. :B

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Oh right.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Dc 13 fort save.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">Pfft. &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 2 + 12 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Or have all crit confirms against you gain +2.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">... What is happening? =3=

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Didn't Primera full-attack?

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">This guy's head's a bit too thick to be crushed by your blow.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Haste.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Why is he also bonecrushering?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">um. the extra attack with haste is an extra attack, NOT an extra standard action

Liatai:<font color="#000000">How I understood it is this.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">it's 3 normal attacks, or one bonecrusher

Liatai:<font color="#000000">He sacrificed his full attack and instead rolled a Bonecrusher.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">^

RAM:<font color="#990000">Or that.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Quite.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">oh, okay

Sszeyl has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Alright.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">I did +9 damage that way.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Hmm, this is going to be painful.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Reminds me, before I forget. &#171; &#160;1d3 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Roll your AoO.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Is there room to bypass em on the side?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Wat.&quot;

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">Erythnul, your inspiration sucks at the moment. &gt;:|


 * Gamal-Junayd thought he HAD to go through their spaces to enter the back room

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">Not enough room. You need to tumble to get past them.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 4 + 5 = 9&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Tumble check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Lolnope.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">ouch. you'd of needed a nat 20 to go through

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">NOPE. &#171; &#160;1d20+19 = 7 + 19 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+6+1d6 = 5 + 6 + 4 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">The cultist intecepts Sszeyl with shield and sword.


 * Thomas Lazarus flinches faintly from half of the slash.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Well then.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Have some fist.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+9+1+1 = 1 + 9 + 1 + 1 = 12&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Punch! &#171; &#160;1d6+5 = 2 + 5 = 7&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187;!

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Moar nope.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">CLANG.

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nice try!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Anyone still in the red radius, take &#171; &#160;1d6 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; more fire damage as it dies out.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">You know what, I'm just going to grapple you next turn.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglbolt thinks furiously, going through his inventory...and honestly, it's grim. He's out of the big stuff.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Knowing he's going to get yelled at later, he grits his teeth and pulls a small flask from his bandolier. &quot;I'd like to apologize in advance for this.&quot; As he hurls something straight at Hapless Cultist! Ranged touch attack: &#171; &#160;1d20+8+1 = 17 + 8 + 1 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Did that meet Hapless' touch AC?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">....I bet it did. :B

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">Yes, actually.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Mmm, fire.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">It tastes like plasma.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Hapless Cultist, take &#171; &#160;1d6 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Alchemist's Fire damgae! Everyone else, take 1 fire damage.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Hapless Cultist is also on fire.


 * Thomas Lazarus flinches. &quot;??&quot;

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">FWOOSH. And this time he actually seems to notice the fire without a delay. &quot;AAAGH!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">o_o;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Wait.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Mmm, fire...&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000"> NINJAS CAN'T CATCH HIM NOW &gt;:O

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Liatai:<font color="#000000">*SNRRRRRK*


 * Meany high fives Hatari repeatedly.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">If Cultist has not extinguished the flames by my next turn, he takes additional damage. If he wants, he can take a full-round action on his turn to extinguish the flame.


 * Thomas Lazarus deliberates with a look of concentration...

RAM:<font color="#990000">xD

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Floating delay.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Doing the extinguishing also takes a DC 15 reflex save.

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">Bugbear kebabs, anyone? &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 10 + 11 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+2 = 5 + 2 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 20 + 11 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+2 = 4 + 2 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for the first set of slices, &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 7 + 11 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+2 = 2 + 2 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; hasted strike, and &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 4 + 6 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+2 = 1 + 2 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 6 + 6 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+2 = 3 + 2 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for the second!

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">Crit confirm - &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 3 + 11 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Crit.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Nope.jpg

RAM:<font color="#990000">Lolnope.

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">&quot;You're starting to annoy me, human.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">http://www.halolz.com/2011/06/21/the-nopefather/

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, good. The feeling's mutual.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm sure your annoying ALL the humans here as well&quot;

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">The cleric tears himself away from the hat-man with visible effort and slaps a hand to the back of the cultist's head. &quot;Hold still, you moron.&quot; &#171; &#160;3d8+6 = 19 + 6 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; healing!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&gt;:E

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Want to know what's annoying, nadorhuan? Little bitty balls of light that cut into your flesh and you can't dodge them.&quot;

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- You couldn't do something about the fire?!&quot;

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Be grateful for what you got, you little prick!&quot;

Tathi has received initiative.Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Hold still a moment, and I ill.&quot;

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">will*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Of course not, he doesn't really care for you as anything else than a shield to guard him.&quot;

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;To him, and the priest, you are a tool to be used, broken, and replaced.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi shoots off a series of dazzling bolts, each one zipping through the air shaped and flying like autumn leaves, headed right for Keith! &#171; &#160;1d4+1+1d4+1+1d4+1+1d4+1+1d4+1 = 1 + 1 + 4 + 1 + 4 + 1 + 3 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 18&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; damage!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">She makes a slight adjustment, and done!

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">This priest isn't looking too steady on his feet...

Aelian has received initiative.Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">SNAP! &#171; &#160;1d4+5 = 1 + 5 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; healing!

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian quirks an eyebrow. &quot;Really now?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian quickly fires off a trio of arrows at Keith in the span of a heartbeat! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-2 = 13 + 15 - 2 = 26&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 6 + 3 = 9&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;, &#171;  &#160;1d20+15-2 = 11 + 15 - 2 = 24&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 4 + 3 = 7&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+10-2 = 20 + 10 - 2 = 28&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 4 + 3 = 7&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; damage! Is he down? Standard action coming in.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Crit?

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+10-2 = 1 + 10 - 2 = 9&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">lolnewp

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">I hereby rechristen this game.

TMG:<font color="#000000">NoCrit4U?

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">The day we were visited by our Fairy Nopefather.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">You guys are about to lulz. Watch what a ranger can do with haste.

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">Not down! &quot;Hah -- the embrace -- of the Many -- will hold us strong while others around us fall!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">um, haste doesn't give a standard action. just an extra arrow on a full round attack

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Oh really?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian draws back his longbow, and lets fly at Keith &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 6 + 15 = 21&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 5 + 3 = 8&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; damage!

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">Plink!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Alright Hapless, you have a choice; keep burning, or blow your whole turn -trying- to put it out &gt;:)

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;More where that came from, andodulin!&quot;

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">The cultist doesn't bother with the flames. If anything, the flames licking at his clothing and hair seem to burn brighter as crackles of energy fill the air around him. He rounds on Primera -- &#171; &#160;1d20+23 = 14 + 23 = 37&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and if that hits, take &#171;  &#160;1d8+6+1d6+8d8 = 4 + 6 + 6 + 30 = 46&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage as a roiling surge of divine power rips through you!


 * Thomas Lazarus suddenly narrows his eyes. Chance.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Off with the head.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">&quot;Next.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom flicks open the scroll in his off-hand's grip and rapidly shouts a few syllables! A flash of magic illuminates and stabalizes his dying ally!!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom casts Delay Death.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">o_o;;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I would like to have Tom take his turn now. After cultist, and before Priest.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Ed' i'ear ar' elenea!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">By all means. :3

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">And now you've gone and pissed me off.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Primera is at -16 HP for the next 10 rounds, but does not die until then.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Damnit..knew he wasn't good enough to run with us.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Now..


 * Thomas Lazarus surges through the ranks, shoving and barreling with little regard for leaving his defenses open. He charges headlong for 'Keith' before he can undo his predicament!! (Hasted Aided flanking stab. &#171; &#160;1d20+13+1+1+2 = 2 + 13 + 1 + 1 + 2 = 19&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+5 = 7 + 5 = 12&#160;  &#187;)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Twos. :E

TMG:<font color="#000000">Pufferfraffer.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+20 = 19 + 20 = 39&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; AoO! &#171; &#160;1d8+6+1d6 = 1 + 6 + 1 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">AoO's from the others.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">Crit chance -- &#171; &#160;1d20+20 = 16 + 20 = 36&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+6+1d6 = 5 + 6 + 5 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Quite confirmed.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">Jeez! Apparently the idiot benefits from being on fire.

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 19 + 12 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 8 + 4 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; AoO!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom attempts to parry this one.


 * Thomas Lazarus suddenly blurs with motion and attempts to intercept the attack with his blade! ((Wall of Blades technique. Parry roll: &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 20 + 15 = 35&#160;  &#187;))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Clang!

TMG:<font color="#000000">(I am reminded of a story from WotC themselves that it's not -always- a good idea to just tank AoOs...)


 * Bugbear Cleric nearly loses the head of his morningstar in that parry.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Done!

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">The priest doesn't flinch, instead stepping to the side and roaring a word of Infernal. He sweeps his hand out to the south. &quot;You can't save them all, Pelorite. The Many will have his feast today.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus narrows his eyes. &quot; We'll see.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Want to bet? Maybe we'll see to it that even none of you die.&quot;

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d8+12 = 3 + 12 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage for Flint, Smoke, Barbarus, Sszeyl, Shankfang, Edaric, Swallowtail, Aelian, Gnogglebolt, Tathi, Tavia, and Kor unless you succeed on a DC 20 Will save for half damage! A wave of negative energy tears up the air around you once more!

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 18 + 12 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; CL check.

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 18 + 5 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Will!

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 20 + 7 = 27&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Will save!

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Damn them to hells not again!!&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Will: &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 10 + 7 = 17&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 20 + 2 = 22&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Always will...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:O

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+will = 1 + 7 = 8&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; +2 if it's enchantment!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ghaa!&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 3 + 7 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 13 + 7 = 20&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Will save!

Smoke:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 20 + 2 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; YIPE!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+will = 10 + 12 = 22&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; +2 if its enchantment!

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">Now you've done it.

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">You've hurt my dog. *_*

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 11 + 1 = 12&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Will save! +2 against enchantment!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 18 + 6 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Question!

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+will = 11 + 9 = 20&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Kor obeys only cheese!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Since I spent half my last turn unjmming my gun, can I finish with my move action and get a single attack? :3

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It would have to be atleast a standard action. Two moves isn't full-round equivalent.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Durn.

GM:<font color="#000000">Yeah. I'd say a standard action to finish unjamming the gun.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Augh.. Kill them! Kill them now! Gurth gothrimlye!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Finish unjamming then, end turn. &gt;:

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Working on it, Taffy!&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">A standard action can replace a move action, but a move action cannot replace a standard action

Edaric has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I feel so useless this fight. &gt;:

TMG:<font color="#000000">Hrm...


 * Edaric glances around. &quot;-- Hey, Swallowtail, come over here a second.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">What to have Ed do...unless Lia has other ideas

TMG:<font color="#000000">okay then. :.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;?&quot;


 * Edaric strums a series of notes, then reaches out to tap Swallowtail's shoulder. The vibration of the tones seems to transfer to Swallowtail's outline; she is now blurred!

Swallowtail has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Let's see.. blur is concealment, yes?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It is indeed, and a 20% miss chance.

Swallowtail: <font color="#ff0000">(( *measures* ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Gha that corned beef smells so good :E


 * Liatai is brick'd for being distracted.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">The ninja fades into the shadows once again, and stalks into the opening left in the front rank of the Erythnulians. She levels a crossbow and prepares to shoot at the first cleric that attempts to cast again.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Will save, Lia!

RAM:<font color="#990000">Will save!

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Liatai:<font color="#000000">But it's a -5 penalty due to deliciousness @.@

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Hmm...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Heck with it it's been like six hours :E

Liatai:<font color="#000000">BRB I'm gonna check it.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

TMG:<font color="#000000">Fivefootstep and ace that dude, Gamal! :U


 * Gamal-Junayd continues his dance, dodge is going to Mark, as he seems to be a much nasteir combatant tumble at full speed without entering spaces, DC 25, 27, 29 for three people, all auto

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Circle-strafe him like a cheeky FPS player.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">first attack, nonlethal on Keith (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 6 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+18+AMod = 6 + 18 + 2 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+8+DMod = Dam = (6 + 8 + 0) = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">2nd attack, lethal (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 11 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+18+AMod = 11 + 18 + 2 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 1d6+6+DMod = Dam = (5 + 6 + 0) = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">how's he looking?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">3rd attack, nonlethal (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 6 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+13+AMod = 6 + 13 + 2 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+8+DMod = Dam = (3 + 8 + 0) = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Liatai is off in the kitchen at the moment. :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">4th attack, lethal still on keith (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 5 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+13+AMod = 5 + 13 + 2 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 1d6+6+DMod = Dam = (3 + 6 + 0) = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Why are some of the attacks lethal..? Isn't that just worse?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">cause I only have one mercy blade so far

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ah.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so all my offhand ones are still lethal

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Final, haste attack, quickly scoot over to mark, and land one on him with flanking (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 9 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+18+AMod = 9 + 18 + 4 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+8+DMod = Dam = (9 + 8 + 0) = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">then back to get ready to flank keith

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Heck yeah. It fell apart when I poked it. \o/

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and that'll finish me

RAM:<font color="#990000">Omnomnom?

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">Nonlethal hit - miss. Lethal hit -- WHAM. Down he goes!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">after 2 he's down?

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">After 2 he's down.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">then...attack 3 and 4 on bugbear, 5th still on mark

TMG:<font color="#000000">......

TMG:<font color="#000000">you can move that far and still full attack? o.O

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's part of the dervish dance.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I'm using my dervish dance

TMG:<font color="#000000">Huh.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I full attack while moving, but have to move 5 feet between each attack, and cannot return to the square I jsut stepped out of

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">fatigues me at the end

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">Amazingly, the &quot;not-real&quot; priest is the one left standing, dodging Gamal's blows.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You basically take an attack, move, another attack, ad nauseum until you're out of attacks.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">Though this guy doesn't even seem to notice the blow as it connects.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">Lethal or non?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">the one on mark is nonlethal

Liatai:<font color="#000000">KITTY &gt;:O

Barbarus has received initiative.Liatai:<font color="#000000">I don't care how cutely you purr, this is MINE. &gt;:d

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+13+1+1 = 12 + 13 + 1 + 1 = 27&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Stab. &#171; &#160;1d6+4+2d6 = 6 + 4 + 6 = 16&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187;.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Hi Cocoa!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I don't even know what he's stabbing with. =w=;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+13+1+1 = 11 + 13 + 1 + 1 = 26&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Stab. &#171; &#160;1d6+4+2d6 = 3 + 4 + 12 = 19&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187;.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Claws?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well, first off.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Olidamarra sword.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">This is news to me.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You're not flanking. :B

Barbarus: <font color="#a14d7f">(( Oh right. ))

Barbarus: <font color="#a14d7f">(( Stupid macros! LB ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Well, he's done.

Sszeyl has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Hey hey.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">You.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+9+2+1+1 = 6 + 9 + 2 + 1 + 1 = 19&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Melee touch attack.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+13+2+1+1 = 20 + 13 + 2 + 1 + 1 = 37&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Roll opposed grapple.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">8|

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">You bastard. &gt;:E &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 6 + 15 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">... hang on one moment.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Nopefather.jpg.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">Add 10 to that... still not enough.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Since a longsword isn't a light weapon, Sszeyl is relatively safe from reprisal! &gt;:O ... Relatively. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Sszeyl reaches out, grabs the Hapless by his sword arm's wrist in one hand, and the throat in another. 8|

TMG:<font color="#000000">...what kind of Slowpoke attack-delay buff does this guy have -going- for him? &gt;:O

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">The Slowbro kind.

Sszeyl: <font color="#a14d7f">(( I done. ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Deal unarmed strike damage, doof.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ga -- you --&quot; &gt;:E

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Less talking, more asphixiation.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hey, random question.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;See? this is all because you chose there side.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Can you apply martial techniques to a grapple? :.

Sszeyl: <font color="#a14d7f">(( Standard or immediate is the common initiatior action. ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I would say no, you treat them as attacks, and thus roll attack rolls -2 with light weapons.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">True story: Shoja was once grappled by a slime and dropped his fullblade.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">He then punched it to death with Elder Mountain Hammer in the grapple.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Legal. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">See, that's what I was wondering about. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Unarmed damage, Sszeyl?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">And lethal or nonlethal?

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Hmm.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d8+5 = 8 + 5 = 13&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Nonleathal.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Maximum windpipecrushing.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">brb, bio!!!

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Done.

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Hapless, take &#171; &#160;1d6 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fire damage

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">So..Sszeyel is grappling someone on fire then?

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">... does Sszeyl take it too, since he's grappling me and I'm on fire? &gt;.&gt;;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Zero fucks given.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Ninjas maybe can't catch you.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">But I can. *_*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Well, that's DM's call. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">At any rate, the fire dies dow.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">True.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">*down

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">I would say yes, Sszeyl takes the fire damage. I would hesitate if he was wearing armor, but... he's wearing sashes. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Glad that the major player is out of comission, Gnogglbolt surveys the remains of the battle. He's been watching Hapless, and has noticed that most things don't seem to have as much effect on him as they should...

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">But, he can't see much more that he can -do-, especially with Sszeyl now grappling the man. He is out of all the good stuff in his inventory, and what's left can't be used without hurting his allies.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He grits his teeth and imagines things he can build to rectify this in the future. Pass.

Bugbear 21:<font color="#000000">The observing cultists are trying very hard to act invisible.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;We know you're there and if you're still there when we're done, you'll be next.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt smacks his forehead. &quot;Dammit, Sszeyl...&quot;


 * Flint Carthan surveys the battle... &quot;We looking to take these guys in, too?&quot; He grins back at the cowering cultists in an 'I have an evil idea' fashion.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sure, why not. Better than letting em get away.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">back! :3


 * Thomas Lazarus looks up somewhat blankly at first.. then shouts,

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Before you think about running.. we left our nastiest and least merciful member guarding the exit.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Troof.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">No bluff roll. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt snorts. &quot;Well played, Thomas...&quot;

Thuggish Cultist 4:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- The waste tunnels!&quot;

Bugbear 9:<font color="#000000">&quot;Y-yeah!!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;And we have rats guarding the other exits.&quot;


 * Flint Carthan turns back, holding out a hand toward the doorway of the arena. Nothing happens at first, and then, faintly from the other side of the arena, you can hear the clinking of a thousand tiny chain links.

TMG:<font color="#000000">...What's Ed's Bluff modifier?


 * Thomas Lazarus just looks blankly at Gamal.


 * Gamal-Junayd points at kor

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">... Atleast this encounter makes me feel like not the lamest speaker anymore. :B *bricked*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;That one commands em. see how he's all armored.&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">A field of thin writhing chains springs up -- an urban facsimilie of a very familiar spell it seems, as cultists are getting tangled up in them all over the place.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The horror D:

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Smoke, get the bugbear.&quot;

Smoke:<font color="#000000">Grrrrr. &gt;:3

Smoke:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 18 + 7 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+3 = 5 + 3 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; !

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">Smoke actually manages to crunch through the armor. &quot;-- AAGH! DOG!!&quot;

Smoke:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 4 + 3 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; versus &#171;  &#160;1d20+4 = 8 + 4 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; :3 ?

Smoke:<font color="#000000">Nope.

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Fuck this sideways. You brought them here, moron -- you clean them up!&quot; The bugbear attempts to retreat -- Swallowtail? You get an AoO.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Do I?

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Wait a second.. what's.. Oh no. YOU HAVE PROVOKED THE NINJA!! *_* AoO Tessen slash versus flat-footed. &#171; &#160;1d20+10+2+2+2 = 2 + 10 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 18&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+2+1d6+4d6 = 2 + 2 + 1 + 15 = 20&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Nopefather.jpg

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">No, he withdrew out of your space, but didn't realize he was walking into ninja territory.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">ah

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">Well, you get a nice musical chainmail rattling sound.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">circle strafing time

Tathi has received initiative.Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">By the way, Liatai, I notice on her sheet Swallowtail's attacks aren't updated to account for her dex gloves.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oops! My bad, I'll fix that. :3

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Or atleast the bow isn't.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Tessen looks good.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Updated... how do they look now?


 * Dr. Hatari thumbs up.

GM:<font color="#000000">Spectral one?

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">oops

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;And where does he think he's going?&quot; Tathi murmers, advancing as streams of light follow her hands..

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi shoots off a series of dazzling bolts, each one zipping through the air shaped and flying like autumn leaves, headed right for The Bugbear! &#171; &#160;1d4+1+1d4+1+1d4+1+1d4+1+1d4+1 = 1 + 1 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 4 + 1 = 18&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; damage!


 * Thomas Lazarus leans away. owo;;;


 * You roll to yourself: 18+27 =&gt; 18 + 27 = 45Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Done!

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">Not very far, apparenly. Whump.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I haven't even hurt anyone yet. &gt;:

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">&quot;... useless... useless... USELESS!&quot;

Aelian has received initiative.Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Atleast you have excuse. :E

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Where's the last one?&quot; Aelian calls out.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">Swearing and struggling in Sszeyl's grasp.


 * Gamal-Junayd pooints at the sweaty pile of cultist and drow

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom points at Sszeyl's dog-pile.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Friendly much, Sszeyl? CATCH.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian quickly fires off a trio of arrows at Mark in the span of a heartbeat, and at point blank range to boot! All nonlethal. &#171; &#160;1d20+15-2+1-4+1 = 12 + 15 - 2 + 1 - 4 + 1 = 23&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 6 + 4 = 10&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;, &#171;  &#160;1d20+15-2+1-4+1 = 15 + 15 - 2 + 1 - 4 + 1 = 26&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 4 + 4 = 8&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+10-2+1-4+1 = 6 + 10 - 2 + 1 - 4 + 1 = 12&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4 = 1 + 4 = 5&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; damage!

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">Grapple applies what modifiers to AC, again?

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">ALL OF YOUR KNEES.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Flat-footed.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That's all.

Aelian: <font color="#ff">(( loses dex, I believe. ))

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">Even still, only one arrow found a weak point. Plink plink!

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">And then his haste attack..

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian draws back his longbow, and lets fly at Mark &#171; &#160;1d20+15-4 = 2 + 15 - 4 = 13&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 4 + 3 = 7&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; nonlethal damage!

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">SlideWhistle.sfx *bricked*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Although it's probably not important, grapplers are not flat-footed to each other. So if Cultist tried to make an unarmed strike without the Improved feat, it would provoke.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">it'd provoke from a lot of people too


 * Hapless Cultist drops his longsword and foregoes any showiness, just flat-out trying to choke Sszeyl. &#171; &#160;1d20+17+3-4 = 17 + 17 + 3 - 4 = 33&#160;  &#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d3+6 = 2 + 6 = 8&#160;  &#187; damage -- though yes, it provokes from many, many people.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Nonlethal AoO on him! (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 5 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+18+AMod = 5 + 18 + 2 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+8+DMod = Dam = (7 + 8 + 0) = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+9+1+1 = 6 + 9 + 1 + 1 = 17&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; For &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 2 + 5 = 7&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187;. :|

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">In an ironic twist of fate, Sszeyl is punched.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">Unfortunately, he almost seems to be drawing vitality from the strike! &#171; &#160;3d6+10 = 11 + 10 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; healed...

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Sszeyl doesn't let up on the man's wrist, or his throat. 8|

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Whom else does he provoke from?

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Smoke?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom frowns. &quot;That's enough of that. This battle is over. You're alone, surrounded, dog-piled. Surrender with some grace and we'll end this without needing to beat you unconscious.&quot;

Smoke:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6+1 = 9 + 6 + 1 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+3 = 5 + 3 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; {:3 ?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and tavia

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Does Sszeyl cound as flanking? :B

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Oh wait, he's flatfooted.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+13+1+1 = 6 + 13 + 1 + 1 = 21&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Stab. &#171; &#160;1d6+4+2d6 = 2 + 4 + 6 = 12&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">stupid revert move didn't affect tavia.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">&quot;The children of the Many are never alone in battle!&quot; he shouts as weapons ping off his armor all around.

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let go of me!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Then where are these many? Where are they, while I am here, choking the life out of you?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Than you must not be one of the children..cause it seems your all alone.&quot;

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">Oh no you didn't, Gamal.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">You did not just question a crusader's devotion.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh no, oh no, oh nooooo (yo yo yo) Oh no you didn't!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom plays it safe, in case the cultist gets lose. He's incredibly strong, despite his silly nature. The inquisitor closes his eyes and clutches his amulet to recite another powerful spell. Healing magic washes over the party once again.. (Thomas heals 11 allies. With the exception of Flint and Smoke, who were hurt the least thanks to Aid, Tom heals everyone who was targeted by the last mass inflict spell.. and throws Primera in for good measure. &#171; &#160;1d8+11 = 4 + 11 = 15&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; HP healed.)  Tom then half-turns and points an open palm to the fallen catfolk. A quick blast of blue energy strikes the body, and heals him for an additional &#171; &#160;1d4+5 = 4 + 5 = 9&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; HP.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Done.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">More bliss. :o

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Primera's life is saved, and he regains consciousness.


 * Thomas Lazarus expects Primera to belittle the blow that killed him. 9.9 *bricked*

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Done. :B ))

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Meany, Primera is up. Well, prone, but conscious.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d2 = 1&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang fiddles with his gun one last time, cocks back the flint with a satisfying click, and grins. &gt;:3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">'How did you come to follow such a path anyway Mark? Did others like that fool over there trick you onto it?&quot;

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">&quot;Stop with your lies and trickery!&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus frowns slightly and remains quiet.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">First shot, Shankfang spins his gun on his finger and fires while it's still spinning! &#171; &#160;1d20+16-4+1+1 = 5 + 16 - 4 + 1 + 1 = 19&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1 = 10 + 1 = 11&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage!

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">Plink!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&gt;:E

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;This is no trickery. this is no lie. Were winning, because your 'Many' has abandoned you, if he was ever doing anything more than using you to begin with.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Again! &#171; &#160;1d20+16-4+1+1 = 15 + 16 - 4 + 1 + 1 = 29&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1 = 11 + 1 = 12&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage!

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Aaaah, thank you Thomas.&quot; |3

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">&quot;You lie.&quot; He doesn't even seem to notice the bullet slamming into him -- he's glaring right. At. Gamal.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Coming back from la muerte is always such a good refresher.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You're welcome. You came very close, friend..&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And as I'm not hasted, that's all.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Thank Tathi for writing the scroll that saved you.&quot;

Edaric has received initiative.Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Gracias, Tathi~&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;You're a great warrior. you could of been so much more than this, reduced to hiding in dank caves and dealing with people who hate you. It is sad to see someone so strong tricked by those who are weak, Did you not see them run from battle, instead of staying until the end? They feared battle, while it is obvious you have the power to revel in such competition..but you've been led astray by these fools.&quot;

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">&quot;And here you are trying to convince me to surrender?! They'll rot and die like the faithless COWARDS THEY ARE!&quot; he shouts, and a mass flinch goes over the entangled crowd.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;....&quot; Edaric rubs his chin.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Death is an escape.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;You are a warrior, not a coward.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;And to seek death is the coward's way.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">He takes a feather and a candy out of his pocket... and throws them so that they land on the cultist's head.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- what --&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 9 + 5 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Will save!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Have I asked for you to surrender? No..you will fall in combat honorably, and wake another day. and on that day...I simply want you to remember what we talk about here...and hopefully open your eyes to their lies, so that you can become evena greater warrior than you are now, one I would be glad to face again.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">...Ohboy. xD

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">o_o;

TMG:<font color="#000000">I was gonna have him--! Please say that was low enough...

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">....

TMG:<font color="#000000">(Was gonna have him do just that)

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">*snicker*

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Ed has +5 cha.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Bweeheehee. &gt;:3

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">&quot;Y -- you --&quot; Chuckle -- &quot;you -- haha-- you -- what did you -- heehee -- hahahahahahaha!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Hideous laughter. Well played, Edaric.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; Tom watches blankly.


 * Thomas Lazarus looks up.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">x3

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">&quot;''Your -- hahahahaha -- foul her -- heheheheheretical -- tricks hahahaha! Stop it! Hahahahahaha!'' &quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Gnogglebolt, I think it's over. Please shackle him.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah, that trick again.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;!!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Something funny, dear cultist?&quot; Tathi says with a smirk.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Manacles, coming right up! Adaptive or well-made ordinary?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;For him? The best there is.&quot;


 * Edaric lets out a sigh of relief. &quot; Thank you whichever gods are looking out for us. &quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(not sure if I can move out of init yet)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;No need to mock those who fall to magics.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Adaptive it is.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dis iz an interestink turn uf events.&quot;


 * Hapless Cultist is still laughing up a storm and spitting curses between breaths -- you're fine to move out of init.

GM:<font color="#000000">As a side note, anyone curious what idiot's final HP count was?


 * Thomas Lazarus turns away and checks on the fallen clerics. Heal: &#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 12 + 14 = 26&#160;  &#187; Heal: &#171;  &#160;1d20+14 = 8 + 14 = 22&#160;  &#187;

RAM:<font color="#990000">I am!

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Yo.


 * Gamal-Junayd will attempt to knock him out with his merciful blade. keep trying till he's unconcious, easier to move someone who is unconcious than one laughing uncontrollably

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">sure why not

GM:<font color="#000000">77/123 with 23 nonlethal damage.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=_=

RAM:<font color="#990000">:o

RAM:<font color="#990000">That's a lot!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt rushes forward to where Sszeyl's grappling the man. Using one daily use of Cool Under Fire to take 10 in applying the shackles, Use Tech Device &#171; &#160;10+17 = 10 + 17 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom gives Gamal a flat look of disapproval.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so..might of taken all the rounds of dancing to down him heh

GM:<font color="#000000">You're lucky you managed to take him out now. The turn after next, he would have gotten all of his maneuvers back again and been able to keep on healing himself.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Adaptive Shackles applied. Hapless is immobilized.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Damn. Tough summabitch.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">I TOLD YOU ABOUT DEM CRUSADERS, BRO.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">The weasel frets over Primera for a few seconds, then goes and drags the two clerics over to be shackled.

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">This guy is at 9/73 with 16 nonlethal damage.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">OH1

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Speaking of Primera...

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">This guy is at 25/83 with 27 nonlethal damage.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well, they're stable enough thanks to the merciful blade magic.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Kandy?&quot; :3

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Well, that battle wasn't terribly horrible. Now, what about them?&quot; Tathi asks, pointing towards the bugbears cowering in the back.


 * Shankfang the Deffrider offers Cure Moderate Wounds candy.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;They'll be out for atleast another hour. Enough time to arrest them properly.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt glances their direction.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Iz apple flavor!&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;They won't be going anywhere for a while.&quot; |3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Too many of them for us all to handle a once, and unlike back on pirate island, I don't have near enough manacles.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;The Mace may be able to learn from them. As we learned from Mr. 'Sargon'.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;We're going to need to call in the cavalry. Palm, city guard, mace, everyone.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It's alright. A short trip back to the ...&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Should we climb up there and knock em out as well?&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus notices the other gnolls. &quot;Oh, right.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Meany!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Or bugbears rather.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Drag drag drag.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Besides, there's one more unopened door.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Here, Tathi, Ael.&quot; &#171; &#160;2d8+3 = 9 + 3 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for Aelian, &#171;  &#160;2d8+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for Tathi...

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;How're Kor and Tavia?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">YOU'LL USE ANY REASON TO TOUCH ME WON'T YOU ED.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">They didn't heal since Ghost was afk. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not that I'm looking for a fight if it can be avoided, but we really oughta look behind it and make sure nothing's going to come up behind us.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Meany meany meany!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;One, don't you mean two?&quot;:

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">They should have +15.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">It's a wand tap you goof. XP

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">There's a frazzled squeak from around Tathi's hood, and Kor pokes his head out.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Plus doors we didn't explroe elsewhere.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Once we're sorted out and healed.&quot;


 * Dr. Hatari looks over party HP.


 * Dr. Hatari groans at logistics.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Thanks Edaric. How are you holding up?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Commence indescriminate wandings.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Tavia's quite ruffed up. That spell left a nasty gash in her side.&quot;


 * Smoke sniffs at the floor, and lopes off into the darkness.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Self: &#171; &#160;2d8+2 = 10 + 2 = 12&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Primera&#171;  &#160;8d8+8 = 34 + 8 = 42&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Hey. We've got boxes. They must've been trying to move out fast.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Nevermind, then. =3=

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Gracias.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt goes to 'Keith&quot; and bugbear and applies masterwork manacles and manacles to them, respectively.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Will she try to chew on the wand if I try to heal her?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Alright, that's it for my manacles, I don't have anything else.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Sniff sniff.


 * Shankfang the Deffrider is promptly ignored.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom's wand explodes like a party popper after the last charge. o_o;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Magic dust drifts to the ground.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 14 + 10 = 24&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Spot. &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 20 + 12 = 32&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Listen. &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 12 + 5 = 17&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Search.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I doubt it.&quot; Aelian says with a chuckle.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...You okay there, Thomas?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;2d8+3 = 9 + 3 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for Tavia, then!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">And &#171; &#160;2d8+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for Kor.

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">Nope, she's definitely not interested in the wand. Edaric's face, however.. *SLURP*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Sure. That's the second wand I've completely eaten through from the Torises.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;....How many do you have?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh well.. they're relatively cheap.&quot;

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">Tavia doesn't look quite so frazzled anymore.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;No more left on me. I believe brother Miron has a half-full one, though.&quot;


 * Edaric laughs. &quot;You're welcome.&quot; Pat pat! :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I've still plenty of personal healing magic left, though. We're safe to proceed.&quot;

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">Kor is full up! He squeaks haughtily, dismissing Edaric, and promptly earns 1 ego damage as Tathi baps him on the nose.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do we want to check those other doors?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes! Yes, we should check the other doors, when we're ready.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy vanna know vats in de boxes...&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Unfortunately, I also must report I'm out of any decent booms.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oops. :B

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">MOVING STAIRS.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I've only got parlor tricks left, practically.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">IT'S ANOTHER MIMIC.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I put the stairs in the fog of war. XD

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy still hef plenty uf ammo.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;By the by, I am completely out of any offensive spells, save for one very large, nasty one I doubt I can use with all you huggers.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm..wonder where those go.&quot;


 * Shankfang the Deffrider checks the bawkses!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let's leave the boxes and stairs for now, they're not going anywhere.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 7 + 10 = 17&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Spot. &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 18 + 12 = 30&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Listen. &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 2 + 5 = 7&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Search.


 * Thomas Lazarus looks to Tathi.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;We should get the doors first. Do things systematically.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..What's the large, nasty one?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Make sure we don't get cut off.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">54 PP, 4 GP, 3850 SP, a twinned yellow chrysoberyl (100 GP), a piece of white coral (80 GP), a chunk of unworked jade (130 GP), a small lapis lazuli gem with tiny gold flecks (6 GP), a silver pearl (100 GP), an oval-shaped white pearl (130 GP), a suit of ceremonial golden plate armor (3000 GP), a gold urn filled with scarlet continual flame (4000 GP), a painted glass figurine of a smiling succubus (120 GP), a small carpet threaded with silver (2000 GP), twenty morningstars (8 GP each, 160 GP total). an arcane scroll (Pyrotechnics) (150 GP), a prayer scroll bearing Pelorite scripture (Light, Protection from Evil, Sanctuary) (62 GP 5 SP), an apple-wood wand carved with soft swirls (Wand of CMW, 47 charges, 4230 GP), and a... sofa? (30 GP)

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Who would throw out a perfectly good sofa?

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">You know what..

TMG:<font color="#000000">a suit of ceremonial golden plate armor (3000 GP)? They killed Phoebus! &gt;:O

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">We're bringing this.

Teeny Rin: <font color="#ff0000">(( Loot saved. ))

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Loooooot.&quot; :D

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi eyes the scrolls. &quot;Hrm. There's an arcane one here. A flame enhancer. Would be nice if we had a fire elemental with us.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;... is that a sofa?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So..those doors firsT? the ones back at the begining, or others in the arena?&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">The wand of CMW is handed to Thomas.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;What's all that? Shiny valuables?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why is there a sofa in the loot?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ja, iz a sofa.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...?&quot; Tom takes the wand and examines.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Alright, we can grab it later, you guys know the drill.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Safety first, cash later.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">BRB, snackings. :9

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sofa's are not cash. they are comfort.&quot;


 * Shankfang the Deffrider sits.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Oooh, comfy.&quot; :3

Gamal-Junayd whispers: where do you come up with stuff like that? do you have a generator? or just randomly decide it?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt rubs his forehead. It'

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well now.. that takes care of that.&quot; Improved wand tappings! Self: &#171; &#160;2d8+3 = 14 + 3 = 17&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Sszeyl: &#171;  &#160;2d8+3 = 9 + 3 = 12&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Primera: &#171;  &#160;2d8+3 = 9 + 3 = 12&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Gnogglebolt: &#171;  &#160;2d8+3 = 7 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Flint ... *chases Flint, thwap* [2d8+3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">It's like they all have a disorder where they suffer from a deficit of attention...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">*&#171; &#160;2d8+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; for Flint.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy em klaimink dis sufa for my house!&quot; :D

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;This is a lot stronger than the old ones.&quot; :.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Driveby-healed


 * Thomas Lazarus looks at the sofa-gawkers flatly. &quot;You can't be serious.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Mmm, komfy...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ja!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Iz mine now!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy klaimed it!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Guys.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It's been in the belly of a murder-dungeon and we're all adventurers. You could buy ten thousand sofas in the city that aren't filthy.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Doors.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;more bad guys.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... And the same thing goes for buying this property.&quot; =3=

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Iz free!&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus just sighs.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;And what Tom said. Come on people, our job's not done yet.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sacred canine duty... ^^' Gonna be AFK for a bit longer.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So, first.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">So, MOAR COUCH RP!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I keep seeing IC talk of doors.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">What doors?

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">The two other doors.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Leave the couch, theres two more doors in the arena, and I think I say at least two or three more in the initial cave network.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">That we have no way to open ourselves.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Barbie, kan hyu klean dis kouch for me?&quot; :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Arena doors.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Because the guy who opened the first door, with the tigers, is unconscious.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Yes.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Hey. Hey now.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That's retarded I demand we not open those.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Don't ever, ever say you have no way to open a door with Gnogglebolt around. &gt;:)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I don't want to be fighting for eight more hours.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">theres also the ones back in the first area

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Nod nod nod.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I'm curious as to where those stairs lead.&quot; Tathi says.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Only one more door in the arena.

TMG:<font color="#000000">.....Hatari! &gt;:O In character and out of character justification; we don't want whatever's in there sneaking up behind us (and indeed, if they're not beasts, perhaps they can be reasoned with.)

TMG:<font color="#000000">Out of character, EXP!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Nope.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Yep.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I say we vote!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">All in favor of opening the other arena door?

TMG:<font color="#000000">Aye.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We already know the arena contains more beasts. Leave it closed. We have people to move and wounds to lick. Now that time is not imperative we can call out the Palm to reinforce us.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;....actually, that is a pretty good point...&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Barbie makes a hissing noise.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Brother Miron can invoke a Sending and have cavalry arrive soon.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;But...but dere might be tinks to schoot!&quot;

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Barbarus wants to examine the corpses when the Palm is done.&quot;

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;See if anyhing can be salvaged from them.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;What about the first area, before the arena. there were doors there. OR should we check the stairs first?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;It'll take them time to get here, even if they come on horses. If they come on foot, it'll be longer. I can go get them with my rucktrain.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;There are things to shoot -- demons and carrion beasts. Tathi and Gnogglebolt are practically disarmed, I'm exhausted, and we don't need to personally dispatch everything on the farm when we have allies aplenty.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">*trucktrain

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And we're taking the gear from BugbearCultist, IdiotCultist and SmartCultist, right?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I bet they have awesome gear.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well, of course. Moneys. *bricked*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Silly magic.


 * Shankfang the Deffrider still has 86 shots left.

TMG:<font color="#000000">that's -you-. I must say, I've come around to Hatari's view on this one. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">There might be more plot-critical rooms or whatever left for us to run into when the DM gets back. We'll see. I just think it's too agonizing to clear out the freakin' arena monster pens for completeness when we can't finish a three round skirmish in under three hours.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">That's why I was asking about the non arena areas

TMG:<font color="#000000">Though there is that.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Look, you're going to have to face simple facts. We can't do more than one encounter per session. A long time ago, Cold War managed 2 in one session. And it was like watching a locomotive loaded with elephants go ramping through the air.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;There was still one more door, way back before the arena, at the three-way fork. I do hope nothing particularly bad was back there.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Tvo.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ghost; er...

TMG:<font color="#000000">that's Cold War, a 4 hour game.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We could do multiple encounters if we has fresh casters and didn't hold back.

TMG:<font color="#000000">We've -repeatedly- done multiple combats on Akellon

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">At low levels.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">We're mid-level now.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Meany caught it.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">That was one fact I forgot to throw out there, sorry.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">If we had less party members it'd go faster. the fact we have almost 2 people on our side for every player if not more after everyones combat minions come into play...

Edaric:<font color="#A14D7F">Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">... I no earned keep this day ... T3T

Edaric:<font color="#000000">... wait huh? =3=

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Guess you're sleeping outside then. &gt;:3

GM:<font color="#000000">Might as well get the cultists' loot sorted. I assume someone picked up idiot's flaming sword off the ground?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Oh yes, all three cultists were at least stripped of any gear that could be potentially useful to them.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">This guy had... +3 breastplate (9,350 GP) +3 heavy steel shield (9,170 GP) +1 flaming longsword (8,315 GP) - crit on 17-20 Gauntlets of Ogre Power +4 (16,000 GP) Amulet of Health +2 (4,000 GP) Ring of Protection +1 (2,000 GP) Boots of Speed (11,000 GP) Cloak of Charisma +2 (4,000 GP)

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">Oops.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Jackpot.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">This guy had... +3 breastplate (9,350 GP) +3 heavy steel shield (9,170 GP) +1 flaming longsword (8,315 GP) Gauntlets of Ogre Power +4 (16,000 GP) Amulet of Health +2 (4,000 GP) Ring of Protection +1 (2,000 GP) Boots of Speed (11,000 GP) Cloak of Charisma +2 (4,000 GP)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Neat.

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">This guy had... +3 full plate (10,650 GP) +3 heavy steel shield (9,170 GP) +1 unholy morningstar (18,308 GP) Periapt of Wisdom +4 (16,000 GP) Belt of Giants' Strength +2 (4,000 GP) Ring of Protection +2 (8,000 GP) Cloak of Charisma +2 (4,000 GP) Wand of Cure Moderate Wounds (4,500 GP) Boots of Springing and Striding (5,500 GP)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Sheesh they're richer than we are.

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">This guy had... +1 chainmail +1 heavy steel shield Ring of protection +1 +1 morningstar

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">They were richer than we are.

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">This guy was the poorest. =3=

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Saved.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d10 = 8&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">If only that breastplate was Mithral...

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">And yet he lived longer than his higher-level better-equipped compatriot. Go figure. =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Clearly you are unfamiliar with the fantasy arena rules of engagement.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 36&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Dog-pile the support caster first. &gt;:O

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Indeed.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Get a sniper to headshot the medic.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 83&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Before he can ubercharge.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">What are you rolling? :P

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Kitty-faces, apparently.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Sanity checks?

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Nuffin. ;3

RAM:<font color="#990000">Prolly Cold War or Dorf Fortress stuff.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Or that third game of his.

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey, technically, this is a Leaden Mace operation.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 10&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">The new one.

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Therefore the Mace should get first dibs on the free sofa. No offense.&quot; :P

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;You shall recieve your percentage.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Guess that means I need to tithe, huh..&quot; He chuckles.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Speaking of. Lia, if it's not a spoiler, what -were- all those twos that got rolled before the game started?

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;You people...&quot; =3=;


 * Thomas Lazarus groans.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Oh THAT will be a fight to death.&quot; Tathi says with a smirk.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 73&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If the MAce wants the sofa..fine. You can take it and clearn it up.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">That? That was me rolling idiot's crusader maneuvers.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Alright, alright. So...Shall we go back and check the non-arena door we passed by first, or go up the stairs first?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;But...but Hy kalled it! Und Hy need vun for my nev house!&quot; &gt;:

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 47&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;And should I take my trucktrain back and get the cavalry?&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;And we might need it for our new base.&quot; :P

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not much else good I can do while I'm here, unfortunately...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Stairs. This is their inner sanctum.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;I wouldn't say that, Gnogglebolt.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus looks to Flint. &quot;How long do those chains last, anyways..?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;But hyu're a vole organization! Hyu kan chust reqvisition vun!&quot;


 * Gamal-Junayd goes up to the stairs and looks up. is it open, or is it a trap door ahead?

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... I mean, how are we going to reopen that arena door that slammed shut behind us?&quot; ^^l

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Are we sure we want to tackle that just yet, Thomas?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">* ^^;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, don't worry about that, Edaric.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Building things isn't the only part of my job description.&quot; That is an evil gnome grin, right there.


 * Flint Carthan thinks.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm reasonably confident we've seen the worst of them already.&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;... about five more minutes.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I can take point. I have atleast one nasty fighting spell left.&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;We should probably take care of 'em soon.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Und my fiance vill luv dis vun! Hy know it!&quot; D:

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wha--&quot; Gnogglebolt looks back, horrified at Flint

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I thought you said an hour?!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can still fight as well.&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;I never said an hour.&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Who said an hour?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So we need to deal with the entangled ones?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Gnogglebolt did.&quot; Aelian says flatly.

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Coming, Gnogglebolt? We can at least poke our heads up and see what's up here.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d10 = 1&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;

TMG:<font color="#000000">sorry, was scrolling back through the log.

TMG:<font color="#000000">It was Tom who said an hour on the unconcious ones. Derpme. :B

GM:<font color="#000000">The trapdoor is currently locked with a padlock on the inside.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 9&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 28&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 14 + 7 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Open Lock...

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Should someone at least stay behind to watch those bugbears and make sure they don't get away?&quot;


 * Flint Carthan pops it open.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Volunteering Gnoggle?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Thanks for volunteering, Gnogglebolt!&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ghost, if you don't mind, could you please stop rolling randomly in the chat?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I suppose so, if no one else will.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Aw. :)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">use rollbot in irc if you have to

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Respectfully, we can't even get up there.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Or atleast I can't.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I think our demonstration has been effective enough.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I might if I climbed up.&quot;


 * Ghostwish rolls: me 1d10 =&gt; Invalid expression: me 1d10.Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's what I'm counting on at any rate. Guys, what's up that trapdoor already?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Go for it if you want. We need to proceed either way.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Anybody opening the door?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I will!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Yes. :E

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Or he will.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Let's get us a Demoman.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I wish we were just a bunch of asshole mercenary average adventurers sometimes. This crap's like trying to undo a tangled knot when we could be proceeding. =3=

GM:<font color="#000000">The door opens into the basement of a ruined building. Possibly an old house.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;What is it?&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">You can see the night sky through the many holes in the rafters and walls.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Apparently, a hidden exit to the surface.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Huh.&quot;


 * Gamal-Junayd looks outside to see if he can spot the farm anywhere

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Ah. Very well then. I'm going to go watch the bugbears in that case, if you're going to explore it.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Escape route?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt quickly egresses.

GM:<font color="#000000">The farm is to your southwest, and a field with a red haze over it lies between you and the bulk of the farm from here.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">... *peers* Angus. roflroflroflrofl

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We're not in much shape to go routing more demons and blood.. blossoms.. or whatever they were called.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">What are you even doing. =3=

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Name rolls?

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Hey, you made me stop rolling. So now you have no idea. &gt;:3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You were cluttering the log when you could have been roleplaying. :P

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt runs by the three unconcious cultists...stopping to give Erythnullian a quick kick (though not a hard one) to the shin as he passes. &gt;:[

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">:3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'll find brother Miron and see about getting a message out for reinforcements. We can afford to sit right here and watch those remaining.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Honestly, Aelian and myself could probably handle the blossoms. It's simple culling work.&quot;


 * Gamal-Junayd nods and heads back tot he arena

GM:<font color="#000000">... which Erythnulian?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Are ve not gunna check de rest uf de place?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt saunters back to where the mob of bugbears is.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Shank, we're not in any shape to.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">At the arena, was their any possible way to climb the walls and open a trapdoor not near the bugbears?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(Lead eruthnulian, not that it really matters aside from roleplaying. :B )

GM:<font color="#000000">The walls are fairly rough. It would be a pretty easy climb.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;What if there are more abyssal tigers? We would be ripped apart. We almost lost someone's life twice - and I'm out of trump card spells.&quot; He frowns.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Forget about it.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He looks up to the group and calls out in Goblin. &quot;(Nice and snug up there?)&quot; He says in a sarcastic manner.

Bugbear 17:<font color="#000000">You get a bunch of roared threats in response.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Aright, gotta jump afk to get myself something to eat.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy don' mean de arena doors. De odder doors, furdder back. If dere vere enemies behind dem, Hy bet dey vould hef kome out already.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Climb Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 15 + 14 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) climb thosee walls in a different part of the arena than where they are

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Easily done.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Are they being unfriendly? I could deal with the lot of them if that's the case.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;(Oh, don't be like that...)&quot; Gnogglebolt slowly pulls out his bombchucker. He makes a slow, exagerrated show of cleaning the fat barrel and loading it with something, and then holding it casually.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tremendously losing the willpower to do clean-up minutea for the dungeon anyways. Let's please approach a conclusion to the area instead of the hours of rabbling and muckin' about we usually do. =3=

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">easy opening a trapdoor and getting up in the area?

GM:<font color="#000000">Easy to climb up the walls.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;(You saw what we did to your leaders. I'd recommend you all stay put and quiet, or you'll have to find out just what's in this weapon of mine...)&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">waht do I need to open the trap door, unless we can just assume theya re handled and no problem

GM:<font color="#000000">Just assume they're handled no problem. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;(I'm sure you'e probably guessed by now that the spell holding you won't last forever. Well, you'd be right. But if you think it would be a good idea to try and run afterwards, well...you'd be wrong.)&quot; He calls back up.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">had to go afk.. muddy puppy tried getting in again

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">awesome.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">what the hell what the hell. o_o;;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I thought I was getting bumrushed for a second there. O_o

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Suddenly, dead?

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">any other areas of importance or is it cleared out?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:O

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I SHOOT THE BAD GUY!

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">FOUR TIMES!

GM:<font color="#000000">Gimme a few shakes.

GM:<font color="#000000">There are a few other rooms -- some with monsters, some with treasure.


 * RAM shakes a few times.


 * Ghostwish shakes too.

RAM:<font color="#990000">:O

RAM:<font color="#990000">TREASURE!

GM:<font color="#000000">Do you check them, or leave them for the Palm to clean up?

RAM:<font color="#990000">MONSTERS!

RAM:<font color="#990000">I wanna check them!

Barbarus: <font color="#a14d7f">(( Fuck yeah I check the check the treasure rooms. :E ))


 * Gamal-Junayd would prefer to be thorough, but if our casters are saying drained...

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">...Barbarus seems to be taking measurments for Tom.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I've got an idea

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">we check them with the Palm.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(which does not need to be roleplayed out, mind you)

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">But they'll take all the kills and treasure!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(In fact, I propose this specifically so we can simply fast-forward through all of it)

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Speaking of that wereweasel.&quot; &gt;:|

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Explanation, now.&quot;


 * Shankfang the Deffrider pulls out the Deneuralizer.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Hrm. I do rather want to clear this place out ourselves. But we need a rest. So, here's an idea, how about we take all of these prisoners top side to the Palm and Leaden Mace, and let them deal with them while we claim the job of cleaning out this area as the Vigilant Guardians.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey, rather than that, how about we check those other doors at the start&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Um...Oh, that.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">mine was in reaction to flint

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...No one told you, yet, Flint?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Now, if you would please look at his little red light...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">*brick'd*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, um...as you can obviously see, Barbarus has a Beast of the Moon.&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is that what kids are calling it these days.&quot; Flatly.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Umm, ja?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;It was given to him over two months ago. I only found out about it last month.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Trust me, I thought the worst as well, but...&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Have you ever heard of The Strays?&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">The weasel rolls his eyes...

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 15 + 11 = 26&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Control Shape.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi rolls her eyes.. &quot;Dumb dumb here got infected with lycanthropy, and instead of get it treated, he decided to let it run its course instead.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">And then his face promptly crunches itself back into a normal look.

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes. And frankly that's not much of a point in your favor, lycan.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Oh hush.&quot;


 * Flint Carthan looks back at Shankfang and arches an eyebrow.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, not that it was my decision, but they offered Barbarus to cure him, or to teach him how to control it. Barbarus chose to be taught, and well..&quot; Gnogglebolt looks in Barbarus's direction as he returns to normal.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;It appears to work.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;He's obviously not gun around rundomly killink pipple. Hy fail to see vat de problem iz here.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Also, Primera who we have with us?&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;I'm honestly surprised that Miron didn't bring it up.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Barbarus hired Primera specficially to kill him if he ever looses control.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Don't ask me to explain the rationale bhind that one.&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;The problem is this. Your little feline friend is now a suspect in a mass murder case.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not a glowing recomendation that he fell so easily then, is it?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;.....Oh, THAT!&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;You'd think so, but no, I'm not.&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;No offense. But the affliction's rare enough to make it a possibility.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Actually, it's the same guy who afflicted Barbarus.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vy, because he's a lycunddrope?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;SOmeone who also has an aspect of the weasle. Apparently hunts elves.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;I'm one of his victims, and I can give you witnesses to that.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's the guy who made Barbarus who he is.&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's still not a point in your favor, lycan.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;In addition, another victim is on my staff, thankfully she doesn't have this disease.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ve're accusink pipple because uf vat dey are now?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;When you're a crazy moon monster?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Yes, yes we do.&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Evidence points to there being multiple Elf-Drinkers, victims of one wereweasel who've joined his group.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;My fadder vas an Orc.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Hmm. I wouldn't know.'

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;So yes. And no. Not accusing, but you're due to be watched, lycan.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;I'm not asked to join in the hunts unless there's a possibility of him being around.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;If I give you a name, do you think that will let you catch the real one?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vould dat make him suspeck if he chust heppened to liff zumvere und dere vas an Orc attack?&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;You're comparing apples to oranges, Shankfang.&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Being an orc doesn't turn you homicidally crazy every month.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Apples and oranges, Shankfang. You're overly broadening things. Why not include humans and halflings and elves while you're at it? I still don't see any madness inducing diseases involved.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ack, BRB. Cat attack.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Liatai! Stop stealing mah thoughts! :P


 * Dr. Hatari is pre-heating oven. So~ hungries~


 * Ghostwish wafts sausage under Hatari's nose. :3

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;By the way? Still no response to my idea?&quot;


 * TMG furiously scans old session transcript to find the name of the real perpetrator &gt;:E


 * Thomas Lazarus seems a bit unmoved. &quot;We did what we did. I don't see the prize in trying to do everything without aid. Besides the fact that we've already got three Inquisitors on the job.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I moonlight as both, remember?&quot; :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">Found it!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Pardon me for being a greedy sod.. but I'd rather have first claim to any other treasure to be had down here, instead of a few organizations I have few to no ties to.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus sighs at Flint. &quot;..And.. yeah. To be honest, I've been sort of shocked it wasn't already reported by Miron.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy agree.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Thus my plan on claiming this area as a Vigilant Guardian operation.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Looooot...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can still dance once more this day, should there be anythign truly dangerous down here.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;You'll be going in without magic support, Gamal.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy schtill hef lots uf ammo.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It was initiated by the Mace regardless. We're just being silly about bragging rights and prestige, here..&quot; =3=;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;The point is that we just knocked out a church of murder.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Silly nothing. SEEDS needs funding.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Anyway, I do suppose having Barbarus 'watched' is a reasonable measure...though, you do already have Miron and Thomas doing exactly that, of course.&quot; Gnogglebolt says to Flint.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Unless there are stronger warriors than mark around...It may not be needed.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;At any rate, if it will help your investigation, I was told the name of the wereweasle who has actually been commiting the crimes against elves is one 'Pesley Stevens'.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy, for vun, vould radder not hef odder groups kome down, do a liddle klean up, den try to lay klaim to de loot ven ve've done de brunt uf de vork.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;You know I can try to scry on someone if I know their name, right?&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus glances to Gnogglebolt and makes a mental note.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... 'Pesley Stevens?' &quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Brb for oven again.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Honestly, I thought he had been taken care of already, I hadn't heard of any new attacks (though I suppose that's not very far-reaching news in this city)...if I'd known, Id've told someone the name sooner.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... what poor sick parents would name their kid Pesley?&quot; =w=;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;What kid wouldn't picka new one when he had the chance?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Taddi needs fundink for SEEDS, ve need fundink for our nev guild, und Hy'm sure none uf hyu vould komplain about hevink money to betta kit ourselves vith.&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;We've heard the name. He's a Stray.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Tanya nae eina, Edaric.&quot; Tathi says with a smirk.

You whisper to Ghostwish: Translation?

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Was.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Past tense.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;As in, not anymore.&quot;

Ghostwish whispers: Skype picture? &gt;:3

Ghostwish whispers: &quot;That was funny&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;At any rate, this 'Pesley Stevens' is--ah, yes. The STrays claim to have disowned him.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And the conversation goes into stuff I don't know. :B

GM:<font color="#000000">Before I forget...

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Disowned? They're actively hunting him right now.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Claimed. I'm not going to advocate for the truthiness of that statement, though.&quot;


 * Shankfang the Deffrider listens quietly. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll leave this to the city guard to investigate. Heck, I'll be sure to leave the name as an anonymous tip on our way back to Castleton, tonight.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">There is one item of loot that hasn't been recorded. Is anyone looking in the chest that the cultists were trying to bring into the arena, that cost that one Watchful Cultist his life?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oh yeah!


 * Shankfang the Deffrider goes and looks!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Forgot about that. What's in it?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">!! Yes, yes we definitely look at the one that was worth dying over.

GM:<font color="#000000">This box holds a 50-pound sack of wheat (2 SP), about 300 pounds of smoked beef (4 GP/pound, 1200 GP total), and 15 four-pound wedges of cheese (8 SP each, 12 GP total).

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I had been meaning to check it last session, but we never had a spare moment.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">.........

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:9

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">SQUEAK. *_*


 * Shankfang the Deffrider nabs and noms cheese.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">They died for food. Now I just feel all sorts of awkward now.

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">HEY! &gt;:O

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Cheese? USELESS.

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">:O!!!!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Omnomnomcheese. :9

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Shankfang could you kindly stop eating our gains?&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus handwaves lazily.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Anyways..&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;And Kor, chill!! I might remind you that you can eat cheese, but most of your kind cannot!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...I kinda would rather donate this food. I'm sure the temple of Pelor could put it to good use.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi looks to the rest of the group. &quot;Might I suggest we give the mice the bags of wheat?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Any objections, specifically?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'll let it be assumed behind the scenes that Miron is contacted, and cavalry is en route to help us escort these million cultists, if nothing else.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh! The mice! Of course, them too.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I suppose they did help.&quot;

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">Kor deflates.. but then nods.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi smirks.. &quot;And just one of those things of cheese for Kor.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; wait were they mice or rats...?&quot;


 * Shankfang the Deffrider nods to Tathi and Gnogglebolt, but keeps eating the cheese he nabbed.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Rats.&quot;

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">Squeeeeeeeeak!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I can't really tell..&quot;


 * Shankfang the Deffrider hands one to Kor. :3

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Jeez... this is practically a whole smoked cow.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;No kidding. Makes me shudder to think how they must have slaughtered it.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Brutally?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(Flint had nothing to say about the claim that the Strays disowned Pesley, btw?)


 * Thomas Lazarus looks to Sszeyl and Gamal.


 * Flint Carthan is staying quiet on Stray matters.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">fair enough :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Couldn't they of just bought it? &quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;So, please tell me you're planning to buy land and property within the Castleton city limits and not this random defiled farm dozens of miles out from the gate?&quot; =w=;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">... and also staying quiet so as not to attract the healers. &gt;.&gt;;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Thomas, I'm a cave dweller.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">SEVEN HP MISSING GET EM

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Kandy?&quot; :3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah. this place is too far out for anything besides maybe a training ground outside the city.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I got you while I was testing the new wand mister. &gt;:O


 * Flint Carthan scrolls up.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;A training ground??&quot; =3=

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do we need a place for training? One where we wouldn't have to worry about neighbors? Eh..probably not truly important anyway. Far too far out for anything where we'd expect non guild members to come to do buisness.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shouldn't Primera be at full health too?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;The man's family farm is finally free of its curse. Give him some peaceful reprieve.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes, we do not need to acquire every place we clean out. Not even a training ground, either. I mean, who would we train, and what would be the point of coming out here for it?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Agreed.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Leave the poor farmer's land, and everything under it, alone.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;It is also in shambles, and he lives here alone.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;We don't need this.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You are obsessed with training. We don't need to buy a hundred acres of land for it.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;What's this -we-?&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">... why so you did.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;I am talking about my purchasing of it, not as a donation.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;But why? It's not even for sale. Other plots are.&quot; =3=;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;What Thomas said.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Other plots don't have cave systems.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Troof.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;You don't need a cave system.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus holds his forehead. &quot;So??&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I know you lived underground all your life...&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Can we save this for later and decide whether or not we are going to clear this place for our own gain or not?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;But really. We don't need this. I doubt the farmer would part with his land for any price, either way.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes! Let us go to the surface and await the arrival of the city guard and the Palm, then we can move back down here and grab anything we missed.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Up we go?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vy are hyu tryink so herd to talk him out uf it?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If he buys it for himself, he does, but that's somethign between him and the farmer, AFTER we've made it safe again.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;After resting.&quot; Tathi emphasizes.


 * Thomas Lazarus glances to Tathi. &quot;Short of checking out the last few passages and releasing a bunch of monsters on ourselves, I don't know what else there is to do.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;It's his money, let him do vith it vat he pleases.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I'm biting at the chance they might have had other caches down here.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">To Shankfang, &quot;It's just totally irrational to me why we should want to buy this plot as opposed to any other. Just because we stopped here?&quot; =w=;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Pretty much that is it. Clearing out this place so it truly is safe for the farmer to own.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">I'm going to vworp the PCs to Crane Farm again. :3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(yay!)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">GOOD :O

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Yay! *warp whistle noises*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Not ve. Dere iz no ve buyink it. Dere iz Sszeyl buyink it, und if he vants to buy it den let him buy it. Hyu are chust schtressink youself needlessly.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Yay! You're safe! \o/

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Of course we are!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Aw,. Huggy mink. please get it off ^^;;;;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">HUGS!


 * Thomas Lazarus sighs. &quot;..It does occur to you that Erythnul is a real deity, right?&quot;


 * Shankfang the Deffrider SQUEEZES!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ja, so?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That was a temple.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...So?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vas a temple.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;We defiled it, AND mocked his clerics.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Soooo~&quot; Tom throws his hands in the air and magical power flares everywhere.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Now, iz not.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...???&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; For crying out loud, you people.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Nevermind.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...I think I know why you drink now, Thomas...&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...I think I know why you drink now, Thomas...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=w=;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;De point iz, if he vants to buy it, he vants to buy it.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;The land has been unholy. It's going to take extra funding to fix that. Thomas is just pointing out further financial difficulties.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Let him.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Listening to this is almost making me want to try it.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thomas has good point. This land is cursed.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Again, it's Sszeyl's money.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;So was my Cave.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt glances down the road, waiting for the city officials to arrive.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;If he vants to pay de ekstra, let him pay de ekstra.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;I imagine I can sell the bronze in that disk, and use the money to hire a cleric to bless the area.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I guess I'm just of the crazy mindset that you should do things for reasons.&quot; =w=;;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know..If he wants to waste his money, let him. As long as he doesnt force the farmer, and pays a fair price...who are we to tell him he can't be foolish with his money.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Is the party a place where they could rest before going back down again?

RATS:<font color="#000000">Does anyone stop by in the barn to talk to the rats on the way out?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Yes! Giving them dibs on the crate of food.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I would have to. I contacted Miron.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey, mice colony! We've got a gift for you!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Eksactly! Hyu may tink it's fooleesh, but it's not hyu payink de money, so vat's de big deal?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Unless he scared them off.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Which is probable.

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">ME. &gt;:)

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">Kor bites Gnogglebolt, and swaggers past. &gt;:E

Nicodemus:<font color="#000000">&quot;We are mostly rats, halfling-person. Are the horrors below gone...?&quot;

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">Squeak! My people! I have brought back the spoils of battle!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Most uf dem.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dere are schtill a few rooms dat ve hef not checked yet.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Most of them. And my apologies.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;We will rest, and return for the others, worry not.&quot;


 * Dr. Hatari mapswitches.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;More people are coming soon, and then everything bad will be gone.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Nicodemus gets scritchingz.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;In the meantime, we found this crate of food. We thought you might like a bag or two from it.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh god they're like a cloud.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I think that's another reason for us to clear that place out ourselves. Can't have them so close to this colony. And gods.. that means we need to lift the land's curse too.. Sorry, Thomas, but I think we just shoehorned one of us into buying this land.&quot;

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">Kor has already dragged the bag of wheat over.


 * Thomas Lazarus stares flatly.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know, I'm pretty sure the colony could be moved....&quot;

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">He's... dancing on top of it.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Pwnd.

Nicodemus:<font color="#000000">&quot;Are the fields safe, as well? It would be nice to bless the fields as a thank-you before we left. Even if the farmer has not known about us, we have made use of his land.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;That would be their choice, not ours.&quot;

RATS:<font color="#000000">:O

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Nein.&quot;

RATS:<font color="#000000">FOOOOOOOOD

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ve are too vorn out to do much more right now.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;We can work on the fields before we return down below.&quot;

Kor:<font color="#0000FF">Feast! Feast! Squeak! Feast my brethern! *dancedanceshake*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Okay, silly-billies.. just hold your horses.&quot; &gt;:I

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;As I said, more people are coming. They will have the resources to lift all curses.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Actually, if someone comes with me while our casters rest, we can probably make a dent in the death blossoms tonight.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Before we make one more plan for this land, I'm informing the owner that the cult has been dismantled.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;If the Aureate Palm can't consecrate this place, no one can.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy vill go!&quot; :D

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Hy vill take de rink to Mordor.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">*SHOT*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">KAN HY?! :D

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Seeing that the food is well dispensed with the rats, Gnogglebolt turns and follows Thomas. &quot;Good idea.&quot;

Nicodemus:<font color="#000000">&quot;Mm... that is good, but this land will take much more before it is viable again. Most of the workers were connected to the horrors below.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus knocks on the shack door a few times.


 * Thomas Lazarus speaks up calmly. &quot;Sir? I'm Inquisitor Thomas Lazarus. We met earlier. Are you there?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can go with you, no problem&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian and Tavia tag along.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Anything we can help with, Nicodemus?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;So, ven kan ve go kill tinks in de field?&quot; :D


 * Gamal-Junayd goes with Aelian so they can deal with field things

Nicodemus:<font color="#000000">&quot;We have no guarantee that any new owner will leave us to our lives... therefore, we should move on soon. Even if the farm is not sold, we would just be a pull on the farmer's resources. I don't suppose you know a farm or wild area that could winter a colony of rats?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You people apparently assume that the point of letting casters rest is so that they can get in on the fun of posting their DPS, and not so that they can protect your lives while you fight. :E *FIST WAG* *bricked*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Not yet, Gamal.

Sheepdog:<font color="#000000">WOOF WOOF WOOF

Doddery Old Farmer:<font color="#000000">&quot;Eh...?&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus nods respectfully.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi's eyebrows shoot up. &quot;Oh, I do, Nicodemus.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We found out the source of your curse, sir.&quot;

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">WOOF WOOF WOOF. :D

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Yes.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Are you, in anyway, estranged to living in a fey wood?&quot;

Doddery Old Farmer:<font color="#000000">&quot;You found the sores of...? Sorry, again?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Thumbjerk at Tathi. :B

Nicodemus:<font color="#000000">&quot;A fey wood?&quot; The rat's whiskers perk up.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;A full-blown cult of The Many had dug in under your premesis in secret. There were quite a few of them. You'll be glad to know many of their beasts have been destroyed and--&quot; He pauses and sweatdrops before speaking up a little, &quot;UHM..&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks at Thomas, shakes his head, then cups his mouth and shouts.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;WE SUCCEEDED.&quot; :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;We got the bad guys!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Correct. The woods to the south, where I have begun building a home for my people, is an old fey wood. I doubt they would have even the slightest qualms with allowing a colony of rats into their territory, especially considering one so wild-touched as you.&quot;

Doddery Old Farmer:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh! The ghost is gone, then? And the red mist?&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus shakes his head.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;VE VIN!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;''Not yet. Still cleaning up. But it will be okay soon.&quot;''

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Keep safe.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Need more time!&quot; Gnogglebolt shouts again.


 * Nicodemus strokes his whiskery chin. &quot;How far away is this fey wood?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Aww so cute! He's stroking his little chin!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ahh, times like these, I miss DM Jake.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Moar scritchies for Nicodemus!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The farmer would've said, &quot;..Well then WHAT'RE YA BOTHERIN' ME FOR?! &gt;:O *slams door*&quot; :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

Doddery Old Farmer:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh... still need to stay inside, then.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;About forty miles, all told. A bit of a journey for creatures so small. But I don't think you'd find any lack of help from this group.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Won't be long now, though!&quot; Gnogglebolt shouts.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Just thought you'd like to know your land will be safe again soon.&quot;


 * Doddery Old Farmer dodders back toward the door.

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">Tavia starts howling in unison with the shouting. XP


 * Thomas Lazarus blinks aside and dons a flat look.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Also everyone wants to buy your farm for some reason.&quot;

Nicodemus:<font color="#000000">&quot;Mm, a long trek, yes. Jeremy could help, if the horrors above haven't driven him off, but it is a long trek indeed.&quot;

Doddery Old Farmer:<font color="#000000">&quot;What's that?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I do have the spell known as teleport, but exactly -how many- it can transport seems a little wonky. I'm not sure how many rats I could bring with me.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Friend wants to buy farm!&quot; Gnogglebolt shouts, then adds, &quot;Bad idea!&quot;

Doddery Old Farmer:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ehhhh?&quot; The farmer's eyes open wide.

Doddery Old Farmer:<font color="#000000">&quot;Even with the -- curse and all?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Sszeyl hands the doddery old man a piece of paper reading: &quot;Your barn has an extensive network of caves under it, do not dig any deeper than fifteen feet anywhere on your property, or you'll cause a collapse. If you wish to sell your property, I would be interested in buying it.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Especially with the curse.&quot; Flat look.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">OM NOM OMNS

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Curse will be--&quot; Gnogglebolt looks at Sszeyl handing over a piece of paper, and silently curses himself.

Doddery Old Farmer:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Not to be rude, but how much is it going to cost to make everything... viable again?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy kan driff hyu guys down! It vould only take 30 minutes!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He quickly whips out a piece of paper and writes furiously on it.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Asking for a DM ruling. Could Tathi bend the laws of the arcane, and whisk away an entire colony of rats? XP

Doddery Old Farmer:<font color="#000000">&quot;Did you find Travis Corthew? He wasn't dead, was he?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">''Curse will be lifted soon. Aureate Palm will be here in minutes. I can also offer to have your barns fixed up, if you want to keep the place.''

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">The wizard who invented this powerful spell is probably considering taking up drinking at this request.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well. How about an Appraise + Knowledge: Religion check? &#171; &#160;1d20-1 = 12 - 1 = 11&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+10 = 14 + 10 = 24&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; to see how much Tom thinks it would cost to consecrate the Crane farmland and underground.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">You want to do what with my spell?

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">A new piece of paper is written: A druid consultant says it will take quite a lot of work to offset the damage to your farm.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Probably not.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I can drive them!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Mmm. Upon considering, I doubt I could just mass teleport you and all your people, Nicodemus.. But what if we perhaps hire a cart to carry them and all of their food?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We may have. We arrested quite a few cultists, and unfortunately did find some human remains. Could you describe him?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt peeks at the paper, shoots Sszeyl a dirty look, then writes as well: ''I know a good construction crew. They work fast, and I can cover the costs.''

Liatai:<font color="#000000">At least 5,000 GP.


 * Doddery Old Farmer fumbles with the papers.


 * Thomas Lazarus folds his arms and looks at the farmland. He murmurs, &quot;Probably about five grand. This is a lot of land to purify, it'll take a lot of sanctified silver, even going at cost.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt waits for the poor old man to absorb all the information. ^^;

Doddery Old Farmer:<font color="#000000">&quot;I... need time to think about it. How should I contact you when I've made up my mind?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Just yell I NEED SOMETHING DESTROYED and we'll apparate in your closet. *BRICK'D*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt writes down on a paper again;

Doddery Old Farmer:<font color="#000000">To Thomas: &quot;Human, tall strong fellow. Brown hair, about as tall as you are.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">If Sszeyl buys the farm, does he immediately die? *bricked*

Teeny Rin:<font color="#0000FF">NPC LIFETIME EXCEEDED.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#0000FF">EXECUTE IMPLODE COMMAND.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#0000FF">*dial up modem noises*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">''We are the Vigilant Guardians, (address here). Also, I -will- cover all the costs of consecration, that's part of our job in my mind. If you would like, I can also have a construction crew out here to repair the barns. Gnogglebolt thinks, then adds, And if you need more farmhands, I know a group of hard-working smallfolk...''

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Corthew? didn't the cultists mention that name? As one of them?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Shhhhh, Gamal.&quot; o.o


 * Thomas Lazarus looks back. &quot; ..Did they? Don't recall..&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;The group that was trying to carry that chest.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot; That might be a bit much for him to hear right now, if it's the same Corthew... &quot;


 * Doddery Old Farmer reads the paper, then pockets it.


 * Thomas Lazarus knits his brow suddenly.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... I suddenly remember seeing him ... actually ...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yes, he's alive.&quot;

Doddery Old Farmer:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, good.&quot;

Doddery Old Farmer:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is he safe?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Just so you're aware, however, ... he'll likely need to come with us and answer some questions.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;He is now.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus has a rather vivid recollection of their melee that he doesn't share. &quot;...&quot;

Doddery Old Farmer:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hard worker, is Travis. All right. Hope he hasn't lost the books... Going to need to look over them... &quot;


 * Doddery Old Farmer dodders off to head inside.


 * Thomas Lazarus simply nods.


 * Sheepdog wags its tail before following. Door ker-shut.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks down the road again. &quot;...If the Palm isn't here in the next two minutes, I'm going out there with my trucktrain and picking them up.&quot; :[


 * Thomas Lazarus sighs and takes a seat on the step of the carriage to finally rest.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;But first, I'd like to pitch something to everyone.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Patience, friend. They'll be here.&quot;


 * Shankfang the Deffrider reloads.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">What does Nicodemus think of getting transport to SEEDS? :3

Nicodemus:<font color="#000000">&quot;A cart... yes, a very good idea. Do you have a map? We can start the journey within the next few days, as soon as the dread blossoms are gone. It would be nice to bless that field after all it's been through.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We're only one step above Link, aren't we? Why don't we smash open the man's vases and steal his grandmother too. *bricked*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thomas said that the cost of fully counteracting all the curses on this land is probably going to be in the area of five thousand gold, even if it's the Palm that does it.&quot; Gnogglebolt gestures to the looted valuables. &quot;I motion we use the money out of this first to cover that cost for the farmer. I personally think it's our job to see it all the way through.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Of course! And allow me to pay for the cart. It's the least I can do.&quot;

Nicodemus:<font color="#000000">&quot;... There are no particular rat-loving predators in this fey wood, are there?&quot; &gt;.&gt;;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;If anyone objects, well, then I'll just pay it out of my own share.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy kan driff hyu guys down. It vould only take us tirty minutes.&quot; :3

Miacherry:<font color="#000000">83 *brick'd*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Fair enough. A site of slaughter and worship of such a dark god..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;This is how non-necromantic undead rise.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Well, the first fey I met was part fox.. so it's a wood like any other I suppose. But, then again, you no doubt have hawks and the likes out here.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi ponders.. How much would it cost to build a little apartment for all the mice? :3

Nicodemus:<font color="#000000">Miss elf-person, you're forgetting something.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So we use the money from down below to purify the place? Better than leaving it full of evil.&quot;

Nicodemus:<font color="#000000">I'm a druid. |3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm pretty sure just a pile of crap + 1 day of mouse-labor would make them their dream-home. :B

Nicodemus:<font color="#000000">We make our own housing. |3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes, precicely.&quot; Gnogglebolt nods to gamal.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">IE crap + holes.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Anything about offer to drive them down?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Alright.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I shall make a loot disc donation.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Final tally: -5000 for INSUFFERABLE DO-GOODERY &gt;:O


 * Dr. Hatari is bricked.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">you really want to play a game one day where you are just asshole mercs, don't you? hehe

Nicodemus:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Drive? Don't trouble your horses. Jeremy can pull a small cart, plenty large enough for our needs.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's mostly jest.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But hey. Dorf fortress? *bricked again*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt glances in the direction of the rats upon hearing that.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Player forgets.. who's jeremy?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, we don't use horses, my friend...&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;No gnogglebolt.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus laughs once!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">There's nothing to forget. :B The name's only come up twice in this session, that's all.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi, Shankfang already offered to take them down, didn't you hear?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;They would all scatter immediately if we started these engines.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Pardon me, but who is Jeremy?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Voever saeed hennyddink about horses?&quot;

Nicodemus:<font color="#000000">&quot;A friend of mine.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;No to you as well, Shank.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;What exactly is your friend?&quot;

Nicodemus:<font color="#000000">&quot;A wolf. ... I hope that isn't a problem?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Next level.. word of recall.. TwT

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vy not, Taddi? It's der decision.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Speaking of which.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Ha, goodness no.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">What level is everyone?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">10

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">9

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Can he pull the entire lot of you, and your food?&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">If you're not level 10 yet, you are now.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">9

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">10.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:D

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">exactly?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">DING!

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">8. Do I matter?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">NEVER.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">No.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Awww.. T_T

GM:<font color="#000000">Cohort NPCs get bumped up to level 8. :3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Hmm? Oh!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Get in the trunk. &gt;:O

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">1560 gained

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy kould pull de vole lot uf hyu, und hyu food, und hyu volf friend.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I'm lvl 9, yep

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">I'll stay just 1 short of leveling for a while, yep.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">So, level 10 now...

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi sighs. &quot;I suppose the bike is fine. But it best not explode anywhere.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">If you're level 10, you gain 1,000 XP.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Taddi, please.&quot;

Nicodemus:<font color="#000000">&quot;... 'bike?'

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm telling ya, they're gonna freak out as soon as the engine starts.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ja, right here!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi points back at dragula. &quot;See that big metal thing? It's really noisy, very dangerous, but also very fast.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">1,000 EXP above what's needed to be level 10, right?

GM:<font color="#000000">No, if you were level 9, you're exactly level 10 now.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;And I agree with Thomas. Even Kor hates the racket it makes.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hey, Hy've hed Dragula for years und it hesn' eksploded!&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">If you were level 10, you gain 1,000 XP.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">oh!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Okay then.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I don't care. It's technology. It explodes.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">47,965/55,000

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">At exactly 45,000 EXP then.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Woo, free cleaving while in dance now

Nicodemus:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Respectfully, I think we would prefer the quieter, slower approach. Thank you for the offer, however.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy don' onderstund vy everyone keeps sayink it's so dangerous. Vorst dat's heppened iz it's broken down.&quot; :/

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Aw I don't have the most HP anymore.. &gt;:9

RATS:<font color="#000000">It rumbles... o.o

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Aww.&quot; &gt;:

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Imma put my stat upgrade to str.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">:D


 * Shankfang the Deffrider wanted to help...

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">What stat upgrade?

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">That's 12. Not 10.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">I'm level 8.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl is reaching ECL 10.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Which means 8 HD, +2 LA.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sszeyl has 2 LA.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Ahhh, right. You're puny. I forget.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">So, stat adjustment. :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Why Drow designers thought their racial boni were worth two levels I will never know.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Scaling spell resistence.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">SHADOWY ILLUMINATION. THAT'S WHY.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">SR is maybe, MAYBE worth a level adjustment. DM flavor.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Spell resistance that scales below what casters get. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Plus lopsided stat adjustments.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vy iz everyone so afraeed uf ridink vith me? Hy'm a goot driver, und Dragula iz really vell made...&quot; &gt;:

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">+4 dex =/= a whole god damn level.

GM:<font color="#000000">For completion's sake, there is one more treasure hoard in the dungeon proper. Do you want it now?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Drows. &gt;:O

Sszeyl: <font color="#a14d7f">(( +2 Cha, and other Mental stats. ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sure.

GM:<font color="#000000">2700 gp, Azurite (7 gp), Black Star Sapphire (1100 gp), Chrysoberyl (70 gp), Chrysoprase (60 gp), Citrine (40 gp), Golden Yellow Topaz (600 gp), Jet (70 gp), Moonstone (40 gp), Moss Agate (7 gp), Moss Agate (10 gp), Rock Crystal (70 gp), Smoky Quartz (70 gp), Star Rose Quartz (30 gp), Star Rose Quartz (40 gp), White Opal (1000 gp), Arcane Scroll (Mount (25 gp), Bull's Strength (150 gp), Fog Cloud (150 gp)) (total 325 gp), Feather Token (tree) (400 gp), Phylactery of Faithfulness (1000 gp), 2 x Potion of Cure Moderate Wounds (300 gp), Potion of Eagle's Splendor (300 gp), Potion of Pass without Trace (50 gp)

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Because it's technology and it's noisy and.. ugh, it's just so unnatural.&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#a14d7f">(( I don't remember the exact figures. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">+2 Dex, -2 Con, +2 Int, +2 Cha.


 * Liatai has made far too many drow NPCs. =3=

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;What, more scrolls? I'm not even sure if I want them.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">See?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The fact remains that they are, strictly speaking as a race template, still not as good as half a dozen races without any LA at all. Bad design call.

GM:<font color="#000000">+1 full plate +1 heavy steel shield +1 morningstar Belt of Giants' Strength +2

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">A bad decision? In WOTC? NEVER.

GM:<font color="#000000">^ That was on Mr. Corthew.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Gracias.

GM:<font color="#000000">The rest of the equipment on the baddies was paltry stuff. We can assume the Palm helps clean that up, unless you want to spend a long time crunching pennies. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">This'll be quite a lot larger haul than I expected from haunted farm. :B

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">COPPERS. &gt;:O

GM:<font color="#000000">PENNIES, SAYS I. *brick'd*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The loot-keeper shuns non-masterwork mundane gear. =3=

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">COPPERS! *yoinks on GM's headwings*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And, as previously agreed-on, we give the Palm the funds for all the silver dust and other materials needed to consecrate the farm when they arrive.

GM:<font color="#000000">Ow ow ow not the headwings!

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">&gt;:3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Am I really going to give Swallowfail a full share...? =3= *KUNAI'D*

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;So where is this Jeremy?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">It is not my fault that the dungeon was full of undeads and running people in heavy armor &gt;:O

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">On a slightly more personal note, Gnogglebolt makes sure to leave an anonymous tip with the Castleton Guard once we're back in town: ''I believe the wereweasle responsible for the recent attacks on elves in the city is one Pesley Stevens. The Strays claim they have disowned him, but I do not know how truthful that statement is.''

GM:<font color="#000000">If no one objects, may we do noms now? :3

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Brain is going nopefather on me.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh, I was just going back to collect some. :.


 * Dr. Hatari has been doing noms for some time. :E

Nicodemus:<font color="#000000">&quot;I am... not entirely certain. He hid in the woods when the horrors above came.&quot;


 * Dr. Hatari oms.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Thomas for WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANT THIS LAND SBIJBFSIUJANFSNDOSNFLDS

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">noms....

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

TMG:<font color="#000000">Gamal - Taunting the crusader Thomas - I just think you should do things for REASONS! Tathi - Hey I've got an awesome home for rats! Shankfang - C'mon, lemme lemme give you a ride!

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Shankfang for But it doesn't explode! Honest!


 * Shankfang the Deffrider is still pouting about everyone being afraid to ride with him even though he's an excellent driver and his bike is very well made and doesn't explode like Gnogglebolt's stuff. &gt;:


 * Tathi shuns forever.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Thomas for don't buy the land, I don't want you to waste your money! tathi hey rats...wanna live in FEY woods?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Irrational inefficient purchase? Presented to Thomas gold-fingers Lazarus? &gt;:O

RAM:<font color="#990000">Nicodemus for being cute. :3

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Gamal and Sszeyl for ITS MINE NO MINE NO MINE NO MINE

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">huh?

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Hatari! Give noms! :P

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">The land grab? :P

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Mr. Training grounds?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Thomas for Why do you want this place it sucks. =3=

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I amde one mention of possible use of something this far out, as I was agreeing it's too far out

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm thinkin.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Think gayer.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh my~

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">THAR ya go. :3

RAM:<font color="#990000">Flint (does he get noms?) for Leaden Mace operation, we get the couch.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">totally nomming Flint for yoinking that couch like a baws. XP

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I'm not giving up yet! &gt;:O

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">TATHI: MOTHERFUCKER STOLE OUR COUCH. &gt;:O!!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I will have that couch even if I have to fight you for it!

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">Man, you don't even know, it's probably cursed and stained with corpseblood and who-knows-what. =3=

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">At least we at the Mace know how to deal with haunted furniture. :P

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I have magical friends!

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">You do realize.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Could be worse.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Elves might've fucked on it.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Barbarus can make couches.


 * Aelian runs.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">By the way, Guardians? All of your sofas.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">But we got this couch in an adventure!

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">Hah. More likely that one of those cultists fucked an elf corpse on that sofa.


 * Gamal-Junayd is never buying a sofar they can access

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tathi for unrepentantly attempting to scalp all credit for SEEDS/Guardians. *bricked* Primera: WHAT A NICE REFRESHING DEATH. 83 Gamal: Head-games. Gnogglebolt: Makin' plans for the lands. Shankfang: By god. There must be something left around here I can shoot and/or give a ride on a motorcycle.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You think that's bad?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so liatai, if our luck had held out on the diplomacy, would we of had a chance to turn him against the others? hehe

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">They're not the only couple there anymore. &gt;:3

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">cat attack


 * Thomas Lazarus flinches.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hey.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">I had already imagined Barbie and the minions going to visit Aunt Lue to train the new guy.

TMG:<font color="#000000">I had a little bit more RP left in me, but it can wait until beginning of next session.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I just realized; as long as we're talking finances..&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">It was epic.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Well..&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..The scroll of delay death has been used to save our Tane. I usually prepare a Revivify every day. But that fight back there strained me for every bit of magic I had. I could use a couple more of those as scrolls for the future. If no one objects a bit of money being devoted to emergency medical..?&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Actually, if you hadn't been holding him down at the time, idiot would have straight-up killed the bugbear when the bugbear started to retreat.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt's eyes widen in realization.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Money spent on keeping us alive? I vote for it.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Absolutely no objection here. Emergency medical that can save any of our lives at a moment's notice?&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus chuckles.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;I sure don't mind. That... was way too close down there.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just say how much you need, Thomas.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ja!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well, when you phrase it like that, it does seem like a good idea.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Let's see..&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...In fact.... I've got an idea of my own...&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; ...nevermind&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot; No explosives. &quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1000+(5*9*25)+(4*7*25) = 1000 + 5 * 9 * 25 + 4 * 7 * 25 = 2825&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Tom rubs his chin, pondering costs by memory more than understanding of the crafting process.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; It's not explosive!&quot; Dx

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;A little less than three grand should give me a scroll of both Delay Death and Revivify.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot; What is not explosive? &quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Not all that much, actually.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Jumper Kables?&quot; :3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do you have a rough estimate on how much we brought in today?&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;You could probably get a discount on them if you asked the recluse, Tom.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; Nevermind, Swallowtail!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Good point.&quot; To Flint.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Just one of each?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Because I think it'd be better to have at least two of each. just in case.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thomas, I'd be for getting three of each...&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus shrugs at Gamal. &quot;I dunno.. I'm not really much for financing. A whole lot, I can tell that. Some of that was amazing gear.&quot;


 * GM makes a note to not be afraid to ramp up the difficulty. 83 *brick'd*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll have everything tallied and cashed in by tomorrow morning.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">By which I mean Hatari's going to do it OOC. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Up to you all, I suppose. That one scroll Tathi scribed has lasted every since our river journey.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;But safer is better. If there had been a second near-death in that battle...&quot; he speaks a bit more quietly, &quot;..that would have been that.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll just take out enough for three of each of those scrolls. Just quote me the price, I'll factor it into my calculations tonight.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I think, in case we start facing people like that...I'd prefer you to have 2 to three each myself. It would mean were not screwed after a single ally falls.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh.. sure. Should be a few hundred under nine thousand, I guess.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dat's not so bad.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not bad at all, considering the alternatives.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Alright, I'll make sure to take out enough for that before dividing up shares, then.&quot;


 * Gamal-Junayd hopes for enough in his share for a decent enchantment of +tumble on my robe. No more relying on rolls to go through enemies at full speed. hehe

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Mind you, that's just combat life-saving magic. Raising someone from the dead after a few seconds is still extremely expensive. But I have enough diamond dust to do that, still.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do you need scrolls of that as well, or since it's too late for the scrolls, can that be done with prayer?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">goddammit I need two more levels. Or some Tinker followers. &gt;:E

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">...!


 * Thomas Lazarus hand-waves. &quot;No scrolls. It's not necessary. It takes minutes to cast anyways.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Shankfang, what's your Technological Limit now that you're level 9?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You mean level 10?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">er, 10

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">My TL is now 6.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Half my level, plus 1.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;((14+6)/2)+2 = (14 + 6) / 2 + 2 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Unless... gosh. I don't even know. Someone died, and I couldn't prevent it, or reach them within a few seconds to lay down a revivify, and we wanted to take them back into combat on the same day...&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">dangit, you actually bring me -down-. :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;THEN a scroll of raise dead would be called for. But that's a little much.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If we have someone fall you can't bring back...in a situation like that, I think retreat would be called for anyway.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Agreed.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;If we did stuff like that -- heck, that's probably monarch-level security measures.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Thomas - 100 XP - Logic, do you have it?! Tathi - 100 XP - Rat Real Estate Gnogglebolt - 100 XP - Land Plans. Sszeyl - 100 XP - &quot;Why this farm?&quot; &quot;This farm has caves.&quot; Shankfang - 100 XP - Why does no one want to ride on the motorcycle? &gt;: 100 XP - FREE COUCH! :D Gamal - 100 XP - Confusing the Crusader 100 XP - Head Games. Flint - 100 XP - Confiscating that couch n the name of the Leaden Mace. |3 Primera - 100 XP - What a nice refreshing dirt nap.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Suddenly the farm's output is doubled, as it is converted into a dual farm/mushroom farm.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Doot do doo &#171; &#160;45000+100 = 45000 + 100 = 45100&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">I level twice. :o

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Snap.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Nice.

Tokens dropped onto map 'Crane Farm'Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Combat xp?

Renia:<font color="#FF0000">Big deal, I leveled three times once. *bricked*

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ghost, I think getiing autop-bumped and 1,000 -was- the combat EXP

Liatai:<font color="#000000">^ That. :B

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Ah, so 1000.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Saving campaign...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">45200 for me! :D

TMG:<font color="#000000">1,000 only if you're lvl 10, though.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Seeing cultist's +3 full plate got me thinking.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That's only +2 more AC than Tom's plate for 10k.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Saving campign OKAYIMMEDIATELYSHUTTINGDOWN

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">... Or~ you could sell it and get adamantine plate. *_*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">DR/3 forevea


 * Dr. Hatari is bricked.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">if your going heavy plate, might as well

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:B

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Careful.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Plus adamantine gauntlets punching through walls! &gt;:O

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Liatai might send slimes after us.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Save complete. :3

RAM:<font color="#990000">If only that breastplate was Mithral, I'd totally nab it.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;That's a nice suit of armor you've got there.&quot; *slime*

RAM:<font color="#990000">Oh well, can use earnings to enchant my current breastplate more.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Actually.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Right, everyone got a log?

RAM:<font color="#990000">And now I definately have enough for Rose's enchantments. &gt;:3

TMG:<font color="#000000">I haz autosave logs.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Unless there's a sentimental attachment, we should probably just sell old gear and buy new gear at the enchantment level we want.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Shuttin' down. :3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Instead of this 'waiting 18 days' business. :B

<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

RAM:<font color="#990000">It's Mithral!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You can buy one of those.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Lots of things are mithral.

<font color="#0000ff">Ghostwish is disconnected.

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