Session 90

Ghostwish has connected.

Dr. Hatari has connected.

RAM has connected.

Ghostwish:Phew. I knew it was one of those. XD

RAM:?

Liatai:x3

Liatai:So, a little silliness before we get rolling.

Ghostwish:Only a little? :P

Liatai:I've been statting all morning, yes?

RAM:Ja.

Liatai:Shortly after changing my nick on IRC to Liatai|Cooldown, I sat back. &quot;Whooooo. That's done. Time to cool off and do something fun.&quot;

Liatai:&quot;Oh hey, there's this character concept that I've had knocking around in my head in the background while working on this. I wonder if I have a token for it. :3 &quot;

Liatai:... and then I started statting. :B

RAM:x3

RAM:Liasilly is so silly.

* Ghostwish noms ramen.

Liatai:I'm still statting the token. :B

RAM:<font color="#990000">x3

<font color="#0000ff">RAM is disconnected.

<font color="#0000ff">RAM has connected.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Any sign of Railock?

RAM:<font color="#990000">I see it's gonna be one of -those- days. =3=

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">He's in dallas. Should be home about 2 or so.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Minutes or hours? ^^;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Time. ;)

RAM:<font color="#990000">Central time zone, so about...30 minutes?

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Yup.

* Liatai rereads the line.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ohhhhhh. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I read that as &quot;Should be home in about 2 or so.&quot;

<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">WITCHES.

* Meany gets the bonfire.

RAM:<font color="#990000">WITCHES?!

* RAM Exterminatuses.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Railock is off bus and walking home. :3

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">I told him that Liatai told us to dress up like clowns and ambush him with water noodles. :3

* RAM honks his clown nose.

RAM:<font color="#990000">:o3

<font color="#0000ff">Railock has connected.

Railock:<font color="#000000">screw the sun with a giant black hole. we don't need it I say.

* RAM ambushes with a water noodle!

* Ghostwish attacks with a water noodle! HONK HONK HYUK

Railock:<font color="#000000">I am connected. I'm gonna start lunch, cool down and such, and will be back when I can

Railock:<font color="#000000">has the game already started?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Nope.

Railock:<font color="#000000">were you waiting on me or other things?

* RAM shrugs.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We were just not doing anything.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... pretty much. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You know how it is.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Swordsage abilities... are so... shiny. *o*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">So many cool choices!

RAM:<font color="#990000">Yeah, there are a lot.

* RAM browsed them once.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">I know, right?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Contemplating making a Swordsage or a Warblade one of these days.

* RAM almost spelled that Warblage. x3

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Omg.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Nigel Thornberry.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Warblargh.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Perceived reception of Martial adept classes after I introduced them;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Nine swords? Oh, the Warblades book.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Swordsages need love too.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Crusaders get no love.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">NONE.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">GO TO YOUR ROOM, CRUSADER, NO DINNER.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Crusaders don't need your petty approval.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">They're too busy being the best tanks in the edition and holding up campaigns by themselves.

Railock:<font color="#000000">biggest reason I wouldn't play a crusader? the random system miught get annoying to pull off online

GM:<font color="#000000">Sooooooo. :3

GM:<font color="#000000">Are we situated? :3

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Not I.

* RAM is napped and ready!

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Must go deal with dogs needing water/

Railock:<font color="#000000">no

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Brb/

Railock:<font color="#000000">still gettin lunch

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">rqqwer

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Oh my. Ebil GM.

GM:<font color="#000000">Okay, take your time. I'll keep statting. :3

RAM:<font color="#990000">Ebil indeed. :3

Railock:<font color="#000000">okay. lunch is cooking. feel free to start, nothing to do but sit and cool down till it's ready, and I can do a brief afk for that

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;5d6d2 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;5d6d2 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;5d6d2 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;5d6d2 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;5d6d2 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;5d6d2 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sheesh, the backstory on this token is old -- oh? :.

GM:<font color="#000000">Might as well throw a character question up here while we wait, then. :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Ja!

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is there any political issue that could motivate your character to violence?&quot; is today's.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Political issue?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;War.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Not really, no.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Specially as I'd probably be fighting in it whichever side I was on.&quot; :)

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It's not very hard to do. *bricked*

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Given I have trained as an operative of my country's government, yes. Whatever my country needs me to do violence for, I will do.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Oh easily. If anyone dared attempt to limit SEEDS or even shut it down? Time to burn down Braxton Falls.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Ugh. Politics. The word alone drives me to violence.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Ummmmm..

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I don't know. I didn't want to get involved in politics or warfare like dad. But now I'm sort of an agent of the law and engage in violence all the time. It's so unclear now.. =w=;;

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;What social niche did your character fill as a child -- bully, nerd, cool kid, something else?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Teachers' pet.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Wild card.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Anchor.&quot; ^^;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Cool kid? I was pretty popular as a kid.

Smoke:<font color="#000000">Puppy. |3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I was cool! D: Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Rebel. &gt;:3

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">Rebel, actually.

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">Hey! So did I!

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Really?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I was! D: Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">I live.

Tokens dropped onto map 'World Map'Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'm pretty sure you're not fooling anybody.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Considering I was in a gang at the time. ^^;

Kugo:<font color="#0000FF">Cheeseburger!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Terri thinks I'm cool.. TwT

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">@First question: If my Order is in fact breaking our own mandate, then I will kill them.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Terri's four.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Terri thinks everyone's cool.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">All of them, until they learn better.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;You'll kill them until they learn better... Riiiiiight.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">@Second Question: I was the metaphoric big guy, given I could bench press half of the kids in my level.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Reincarnation.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Such a lovely thing.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;And when all of your Order is a bunch of squirrels?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;I will set cats upon them out of spite.&quot;

Tokens dropped onto map 'World Map'Eisen:<font color="#FF0000">Yaaay squirrels \o/

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I'm just glad you didn't say it would be nutty.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;Describe the nature and intensity of your character's religious feelings.&quot;

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">@Frist Question: Claro que si. If my homeland were to go to active war again, I would return to it.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">@Second question: Servant.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Umm...Garl's pretty cool? :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">... {:3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">That's about as far as I go.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Religion is something comforting to fall back on. A piece of home that has no weight that you can carry with you wherever you go.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">@Third Question: Celestian's words ring true to me. So we have a covenant, I wander and give him praise, and he puts interesting people in my path.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Um.. pretty sublime really. I pay homage to the court wizard of the Elder's court, along with respect to all of the elven dieties. But, I'm no cleric. I pay a deal of respect to Boccob and Wee Jas too, but I keep a respectful distance from Vecna.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">@First question: A new lycan inquisition. :p Or someone killing my brother before he kills me.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">@Second question: Troll.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">religion? leave it to the gods. Be best if I didnt meddle in their affairs, and they kept out of mine

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">@Third Question: A tit-for-tat arrangement.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">As Olidamarra wishes.

* Aelian checks character sheet. ^^;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Elven.&quot; *cough*

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Really? *gnaw* &gt;:E

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Hush! I was kidnapped. XP

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">@Third Question: Orgolloyss according to what is -written- would be someone I could obey. Orgolloyss as his servants play him in his abscence is stupidly shortsighted for our organization.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#A14D7F">Ram, you really ought to remove my permissions by now.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Fharlanghn's clergy and pilgrims have a nice ideal to live up to, and Olidamarra's folks are always fun to hang out with, but I'm not terribly pious. A prayer now and then said in a moment of weakness, a toast praising a friendly deity, sure. That's about as far as I usually go. :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Since when did you even have ownership? :.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Since forever.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">... Probably a lot less zealous than everyone expects, considering ... {:3c I didn't originally even reverse Pelor. I wasn't interested in being a cleric, or pursuing godliness or piousness or spiritual endeavors. When I was forming my life's goals and deciding what to do with my life, religion never even had anything to do with it.. I just wanted to help the people. I wanted to be there for them, to help them, protect them, do whatever I could to ensure the world was a brighter place. That seemed like the best thing that could be worth doing. The only reason I even came into the church is because.. that is his dogma. It's not about faith and homage to Him and worship of Him or any self-important promotion stuff like that. It's our little understanding. That's why I love and serve Pelor. He's just a good guy like that.

* Gamal-Junayd has my food now

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Your character stole your food?

* Liatai is brick'd.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Holy text Batman.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">long as I can steal his. With his cooking skill...I think I'd come out ahead

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well I'm a cleric what did you expect given the question. :P

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">You didn't originally reverse Pelor.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">ALL HAIL PELOR OF THE BURNING HATE.

RAM:<font color="#990000">x3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Apocalyptic typo!?

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">PELOR TO THE VAMPIRES.

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;If your character were a writer, what kind of material would he write?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH D: *bricked*

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Journey stories or travelogues, probably. :3

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Comedy.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">books to help one understand his combat style

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Non-fiction.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Horror.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Reports. *brick'd*

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">But if you're a writer, you don't have a combat style anymore. =3=

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Epic fantasty stories, with extra awesome.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;What I'm already writing. Spellbooks.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">The pen is mightier than the sword.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Woodland guides.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">BECAUSE NO ONE EXPECTS A PEN STABBED INTO THEIR FACE.

* RAM cuts Meany's pen with his sword. :|

* Meany has infinite pens.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Seriously.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">I hoard them irl.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I lose my pens.

RAM:<font color="#990000">All the time.

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">Mysteries? I do read the occasional book in my downtime if I can find some. Fiction's a nice diversion from the job. Plus it's fun to read other people's stories about monster hunters and laugh about what they get wrong. |3

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Because I steal them.

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">There was one guy who thought otyughs spat acid. Run-of-the-mill otyughs. Acid. Can you believe that?

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">.... I do not even know what otyughs is. =3=;;;;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">that...would be a nasty mod to a monster

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I've gathered from context that they smell like a pile of diapers and Indian food someone lit on fire.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">But I've never seen one.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I don't exactly lament this, considering.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Be grateful for that.

GM:<font color="#000000">That might change.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Can you shoot them? :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">I've had to feed people to them.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Dangit.

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is there anything that can get a smile out of your character no matter how sad or upset he is?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Wow. THANKS Thomas. Totally looking forward to a living pile of garbage and hate. &gt;:(

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Tebryn of Orgolloyss.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">ATLEAST IT COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Ehhhhhhhhhh... Nope.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;A bullseye.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Nope. :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Talfeera. Anytime, anywhere. :3

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">No.

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">Smoke's wake-up calls. It's hard to stay mad at a wagging slurping mass of fur and happiness.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">... ... ... *ponder pose*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Probably the Toris kids. ^^

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oh, and Terri.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">An hour in a cheery, busy place. Preferrably with lute in tow. :3

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Yeah, I'd have to go with the elven hounds. Or maybe lighting THOMAS ON FIRE.&quot; &gt;:(

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">x3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">But my feelings! D: Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">... I cannot think of anything. :.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Are you ticklish?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'm pretty sure you should not try that on a ninja.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Don't try it, she'll punch you in the face. =3=

Smoke:<font color="#000000">Food! Or work! Or master! Or pettings! Or work! Or food! Or things to chase! Or toys! Or bones! Or -- :D

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I have 18 wisdom. =3= *bricked*

GM:<font color="#000000">Might be an interesting character question, that.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I have experience. =3=

GM:<font color="#000000">Is your character ticklish?

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;HEY. HEY. COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;And I am not answering that.&quot; *huff*

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Yes. And if any of you abuse that information, I will cut off your hands.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;She is.&quot; ^^

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Nope. :v

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Sensitive, not so much ticklish.

* Tathi fireballs!!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Mmm, not really, no.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">No.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Yes.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Maybe a little.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Look out, Tom!

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">It's Captain Feathersword!

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">Not really.

Smoke:<font color="#000000">He's lying.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">|3 !

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">Traitor dog -- maybe a little.

* Thomas Lazarus adopts Anise-like gonna-getcha pose. |D

GM:<font color="#000000">Speaking of our inquisitors!

* Dr. Hatari was especially amused by the contrast struck between regular shenanigans Tom and HRDCORE SRS undead execution Tom.

GM:<font color="#000000">Does anyone want NPC control? I'd like to hang onto at least one, but the option's available. :3 Also, Tech has asked if someone could auto Gnogglebolt for a little while until he returns.

GM:<font color="#000000">Swallowtail, Edaric, and Flint/Smoke are up for grabs.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">I'll take Ed.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Let's see. No Miron either. Vae controlled Flint last time.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'll take Gnogglebolt and Swallowtail.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">...(Didn't he?)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Here you go, Meany.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">http://www.thetangledweb.net/forums/profiler/view_char.php?cid=52139

RAM:<font color="#990000">I'm a little sleepy, so I think I'll pass.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep, VAE took Flint last time. I'll take him. :3

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Very well.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">http://www.thetangledweb.net/forums/profiler/view_char.php?cid=52142

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Now, Ladies.

* Dr. Hatari got three hours of sleep. Like every Saturday morning.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Shall we go forth and do violence?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=423971

RAM:<font color="#990000">Like me. :3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Those last two character sheets are for Hatari.

* RAM takes a 2-3 hour nap before Akellon.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Three cheers for Gnogglebolt finally having an online character sheet! \o/ *brick'd*

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Now we just need Calrach.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">And Four.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Finally.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">And Rigger.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Stubborn little SoB.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Not really.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">They're all useless in combat in an of themselves. *bricked*

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">:3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">See! See Ghost! I TOLD you it might be worth it to make that account!

GM:<font color="#000000">Okay, let's see... where did we leave off last time...

GM:<font color="#000000">Ah, yes. In the middle of a rousing game of Follow the Idiot.

* Gamal-Junayd was about to assault whatevers below us both scimitars slashing!

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">:3

GM:<font color="#000000">The Erythnulian cultist was tracked to a farmstead that seems to have fallen on hard times... small wonder, what with the slaughter cult taking root underneath it! The Guardians and Mace took down a pair of black undead eagles, and met a colony of rats.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">The Rats of *brick'd*

Miron:<font color="#000000">Speaking of which... &quot;Brothers... I don't trust those rats.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">They're so cute and furry!

* Thomas Lazarus raises a brow.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">The weasel gives a huff.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu don' trusy hennyvone.&quot; =3=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You don't trust them..? Respectfully, what're they gonna do?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Less chatter, more clatter.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Precisely, Tom... precisely...&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus sighs.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Alright.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( teehee ))

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;They DId drop a lot of water ona afire. If one objects to looking likie you just came in from a rainstorm, they could strike a blow to ones dignity.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If cultists decide to rocket out of here, they'll just walk right over the rats. That's if the rats aren't helping the cultists and we're walking into a trap.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">IT'S A TRAP!

Dr. Hatari: <font color="#ff0000">(( Pardon one second while I open a PDF ))

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;If it's a trap..we just slice right through it. So..Tom, open the door and I'll slip on through soon as there's room?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll stay up here. Keep an eye on them... and if any filthy Erythnullians decide to escape, send 'em this way and I'll give 'em a bop, yeah?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It'll be like hunting gophers.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Sounds goot.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;... gophers?&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Anyone going to check the door before opening it?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Rodent, likes to dig, lives onderground.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hmmm... the rats said there was some sort of undead down there. One that could make more of itself.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Check it carefully.

* Thomas Lazarus grips his amulet and bows his head for a moment. He murmurs a prayer, and glows faintly. Shield of Faith!

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">The weasel nudges Shankfang.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">May I cut in?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Poke poke the door.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then..anytone got some holy water we can pop open the door, throw it down, adn follow after so it can't regroup before were down?&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">The weasel looks over the door, using (admittedly rusty) skills at detecting traps. (:3

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 3 + 9 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Knowledge check...

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 5 + 5 = 10&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Search. &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 19 + 10 = 29&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Spot.

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">Eh, that didn't bring up anything. &#171; &#160;1d20+16 = 9 + 16 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Listen check...

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 5 + 12 = 17&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Listen. xU

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;No need. Far as I can tell, nothing's waiting directly below the door for us.

* Thomas Lazarus just waits for a moment while the experts do their thing. &quot;...&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">The weasel backs off, then.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Alright.&quot; Tom attempts to open the trap door up all the way.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Gun up!

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Unlocked, too... and hastily.&quot; Flint scoops up a discarded padlock off the ground, still with the key in it, and pockets it.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">For DM purposes, he cast Light of Venya last session, so he is putting off quite a bright light.

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">Sword and dagger out... onward and downward!

* Teeny Rin makes Super Mario World pipe descent sounds.

* Gamal-Junayd will drop down as soon as it's open enough to do so

* Smoke growls.

* Thomas Lazarus scans about briefly. &quot;...&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus looks back to Smoke. &quot;?&quot;

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">Snuff snuff sniff?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Creep forward. &gt;:I

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Scent ability!]

* Thomas Lazarus frowns hard at the sight, but pointedly remains silent.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Is this blood fresh?

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">Tavia is using her scent ability- too late

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hmm, no vun Hy know, Hy hope.&quot;

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">.. amatuer.

GM:<font color="#000000">Those of you with scent smell a lot of fresh blood and gore.

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">Tavia growls, and Aelian pats her behind the head as they advance.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">The weasel seems to grin ever so slightly.

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey, half-orc. Make a little space.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Gnoggle in the midddle!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi readies an action to cast.. hrmmm.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Or not.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Yeah, why not. Magic missile if there's an enemy spotted.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">The weasel pokes Tom, then gesticulates at the door, and mimes opening a door with a key.

* Gnogglebolt gets ping-ponged around!! &gt;:O

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">And Aelian nocks two arrows, ready to fire.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Hard to do while holding a sword.

* Thomas Lazarus looks back and pauses for a moment.. then nods.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Gun up, ready to fire.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Gun up, ready to fire.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hope you don'tmind loud noises in your ear, flint. :3

* Smoke growls softly at the door.

Aelian: <font color="#0000FF">&quot;Someone smack the orc's gun away from flint's ears!!&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">You harm the hat, I'm tossing that gun in a well.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Anything in fifteen feet my scent ability should be picking up?

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;... th'hell is that thing?&quot; Flint looks at the gun oddly.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Ranged Maizan weapon.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus pauses for a moment then double-takes back.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Iz a Flintlock pistol!&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus whispers. &quot;It explodes. Don't jump too hard when it does. It's louder than anything.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Since everyone is readying their weapons, Tom takes it as a go-ahead cue and tries the door.

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well then get it away from my head.&quot; :\

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Shenkfang does that.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yes, yes he does.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Just opening the door?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Quick question!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I think so. {:3

You whisper to Meany: Barbarus can smell two especially strong rotting smell sources from behind the door.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">The weasel growls.

* RAM recalls Lia nixing readied attack actions before combat during the pirates dungeon. Is that still so? :.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">And mimes zombie-walking.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Mkay, just making sure. :3

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Darnit. XP

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;More zombies? Bleh, dis gun doesn' vork vell on zombies.&quot; :/

GM:<font color="#000000">The door is thrown open into a blood-stained stone-floored room, perhaps originally used for butchering. That seems to be its purpose now, even if it wasn't then. And yes.

Zombie 3:<font color="#000000">There are zombies.

Zombie 3:<font color="#000000">Roll initiative!

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 12 + 6 = 18&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Init.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Is it time for fightink now? &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 19 + 5 = 24&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Initiative!

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 16 + 2 = 18&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Dex check!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 4 + 1 = 5&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Initiative Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 7 + 7 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Barbie goes first, due to higher dex.

Zombie 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20-1 = 20 - 1 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20-1 = 17 - 1 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20-1 = 12 - 1 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 1 + 9 = 10&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((dexterity-10)/2) = 3 + floor((17 - 10) / 2) = 6&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; initiative!

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 19 + 5 = 24&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; initiative!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#FF0000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">The fuck is wrong with you people?

Minotaur Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20-1 = 9 - 1 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20-1 = 17 - 1 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Why are you all tripping over yourselves? That excited to fight zombies? :.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Dex, Shank?

Gory Skeleton:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 3 + 9 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">5

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Dex, not bonus.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oh, 20.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">After Aelian then.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 16 + 2 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 10 + 3 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Aelian has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh no.. fast zombies D: GM:<font color="#000000">There, that should be done. :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">So, 28 days later zombies?

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">They are not fast, we are slow. =3=

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Even though I've set her properties to Player Character and checked her sight box.. Swallowtail is still blind every time I click her. :|

GM:<font color="#000000">Aelian, your turn!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Any better?

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">A moment..

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yes, thank you.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">What was wrong?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I need to upgrade my dex. Can't have no pointy ear moving faster than me!

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Yes, it's the spell that Thomas loves the bestest. Entangle. DC14, suckers.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">See the little box by her name that says &quot;PC?&quot; That was set to &quot;NPC.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ohhh.

Zombie 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20-1 = 3 - 1 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Derp.

Zombie 3:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20-1 = 4 - 1 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Derp.

Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20-1 = 20 - 1 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Derp.

Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">:O

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">LOVIN' THESE DICE BY GOLLY.

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">Tavia guards! Rawrf! :O

Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">I knew that Thriller class would come in handy!

Tavia: <font color="#ff">(( End turn. :3 ))

Minotaur Zombie 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Minotaur Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 10 + 3 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">This is Thriller!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Thriller night!

Gory Skeleton:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 7 + 10 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Yikes! This one seems faster!

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&gt;:3

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Know what's best about it, Thomas? It'll last for 8 minutes. &gt;:)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well as long as they don't have bows or spells, I guess that's fine, since we do. |3

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi quickly eyes the construction around her. About how flammable are their surroundings?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang spins his pistol on his finger, before turning completely around and firing at Zombie 3, without even looking! At point blank range to boot! &#171; &#160;1d20+16+1-4 = 20 + 16 + 1 - 4 = 33&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1 = 14 + 1 = 15&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Aww, damn zombies.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">That was a crit, too. &gt;: GM:<font color="#000000">The basement is solid stone brick. No need to worry about setting things on fire here.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&gt;:3

Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">SPLUT. That was quite the shot, but it's still hanging on!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Focus your attacks on the larger ones.&quot;

* Flint Carthan flinches. X|

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;The small ones won't survive what I have in mind.&quot; &gt;:|

<font color="#0000ff">RAM is disconnected.

<font color="#0000ff">RAM is disconnected.

Smoke:<font color="#000000">YIPE! Smoke jumps. O_o

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;:3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMgGxL8aU4E

* Teeny Rin is bricked

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XP

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well, since Ram's gone nonresponsive...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Shameless self-promotion!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">''What.. The.. Fuck...''

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Wait.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I think we're unlisted.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Drat.

Tathi: <font color="#ff">(( Fffffffffffffff- ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well, Ghost, can you bring down the server and bring it back up? ^^;

Tathi: <font color="#ff">(( trying another solution right quick ))

<font color="#0000ff">RAM has connected.

Tathi: <font color="#ff">(( there we go ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">How did you... :o

<font color="#0000ff">TMG has connected.

Tathi: <font color="#ff">(( Bypassed the server via a direct IP connection. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">.... waaaaaait.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">One moment. Last time we did that...

RAM:<font color="#990000">There we go.

You whisper to Ghostwish: Hey Ram, hey Tech. Can you see this?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Now, let's see, where was I...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Ah yes.

Ghostwish whispers: BECAUSE LIATAI AND I ARE TOTALLY MAKING OUT ALL NASTY FRENCH STYLE.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Last time we did a direct IP connection that I can remember, Elros ascended.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">A zombie got shot.

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative. You whisper to Ghostwish: *bricks*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Zombie 2: SPLUT. That was quite the shot, but it's still hanging on! Thomas Lazarus: &quot;Focus your attacks on the larger ones.&quot; Thomas Lazarus: &quot;The small ones won't survive what I have in mind.&quot; &gt;:| * Flint Carthan flinches. X| RAM is disconnected. RAM is disconnected. Smoke: YIPE! Smoke jumps. O_o

Ghostwish whispers: Ow. XP

TMG:<font color="#000000">Hmm...

TMG:<font color="#000000">I do not seem to have acended to godlike status...

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Honestly, I'd chalk that up to Faerie being a doofus, and having a really shitty comp that feel through the cracks of java. XP

TMG:<font color="#000000">So, quick details of what I've missed so far? Especially any actions that Gnogglebolt has taken during battle?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We descended through the trapdoor.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Not a thing. We descended, found a door, and wham, zombies. His turn hasn't come up yet.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We found some corpses hanging on hooks, passed by them, opened a door.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh. Heck. Well.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We're still in the first round.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So, indeed, nothing at all.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Folks, keep this IP handy: 99.104.26.115. Master server has dropped us again. :\

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">C-c-c-combo time! Shankfang spins around again, except this time, he drops down, places a hand on the ground, and handstands! &#171; &#160;1d20+16+1-4 = 11 + 16 + 1 - 4 = 24&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1+1 = 12 + 1 + 1 = 14&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage, at...Minotaur 2 then, I guess. Too far for point blank shot bonus, though. &gt;: I swear, if I break my combo becuase of this, I'm shooting you next, Tom.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Alrighty then.

* Dr. Hatari copies.

Minotaur Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">Your combo is not broken!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi just quirks an eyebrow at Shankfang.. &quot;Is that.. really necessary to fire?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:D

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey! Watch it!&quot; Flint quickly moves to the side to avoid getting a bullet hole in his cloak.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Yah, Taddi. Yah it iz.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's a trick some crazy pistoleers use in Mazio. Showing off makes them feel better.&quot; Gnogglebolt clips out.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oh hush Flint. I wouldn't have hit your cloak even if you didn't move.

Minotaur Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">All done?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Makes us schoot betta, too!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Yes, all done. :3

Zombie 1:<font color="#000000">Mrrrrr. &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 4 + 1 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Zombie 1:<font color="#000000">Stuck. =3=

Barbarus has received initiative.Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian looks quite triumphant as his spell immobilizes the zombies. :3

TMG:<font color="#000000">Well, since it's some time to my turn and I'm still cooling off from bikeride in the sun, Imma afk to water myself and do other things

GM:<font color="#000000">Go weasel-man go!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You've gotta be kidding me.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Hmm.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Zombies are immune to sneak attacks, right? &gt;:d

Minotaur Zombie 1:<font color="#000000">Right.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Quite.

Gory Skeleton:<font color="#000000">All undead are. They don't need their vital organs.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Roll aaos.

Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">Tumbling?

Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">Aha.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Can you move through enemy spaces like that? :.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You can still stab them in the eyes or kidneys or decapitate them. It just doesn't do anything special like with the living.

Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">I'm not sure. I thought that was a special thing for tumbling.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Is that enough for flanking?

RAM:<font color="#990000">I thought so, too.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">One minute.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Yaknow what?

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Barbie just uses his dimension strider boots.

Railock:<font color="#000000">it's a dc 25 tumble check

Railock:<font color="#000000">35 if your moving full and not half speed

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">3/5 charges used, 40ft teleportation.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Or that.

Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">Oh. Okay. =3= Then AoO &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 20 + 2 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; on Primera.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Now about that flanking. :3

Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">Crit &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 19 + 2 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+1 = 6 + 1 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Uh oh.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Haha. No.

Minotaur Zombie 1:<font color="#000000">Not enough for flanking, sadly.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Damn.

Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">Primera still takes 4 damage as a zombie's hand punches him in passing.

Edaric has received initiative.Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Hey. You.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">I still had a standard action left. :V

GM:<font color="#000000">Oh, sorry, then by all means.

GM:<font color="#000000">And then take Edaric's turn, since you claimed him. :P

Edaric:<font color="#A14D7F">Thank you.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Back.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Let's see if I can pull two successes in one dungeon.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 2 + 13 = 15&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Concentration, if that makes the creature's AC, then if this attack hits, &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 17 + 11 = 28&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+4 = 4 + 4 = 8&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; it deals double damage.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Ha ha no.

Minotaur Zombie 1:<font color="#000000">That doesn't match the creature's AC, but the attack hits! What weapon is Primera using, again?

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">-2 on the attack then, for 26.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Sword, so slashing.

* You roll to yourself: 1d10 =&gt; 7Edaric:<font color="#A14D7F">Now my turn.

Minotaur Zombie 1:<font color="#000000">A nice slash to the arm.

Edaric:<font color="#A14D7F">Have some Inspire Courage!

Sszeyl has received initiative.Edaric:<font color="#A14D7F">+1 on attacks and damage. :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Yay!

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">I love being able to do that.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">What did Sszeyl do?

* Thomas Lazarus looks irritated at the, well, ... Meany's characters. :P

Railock:<font color="#000000">only +1?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;They were pinned in place helplessly, you're all going to get hurt.&quot; &gt;:O

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;You said focus on the big ones.&quot;

* Liatai pokes Meany.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">What did Sszeyl do again? I missed his motion.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You don't have to run out and use swords!!&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Also, I moved through the AoO depleted foes, except the Minotaur, and got into Flanking.

Minotaur Zombie 1:<font color="#000000">Oh, really.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Roll aao.

Minotaur Zombie 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 13 + 10 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;3d6+7 = 14 + 7 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; The zombie chops its greataxe at the slippery drow!

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">The drow doesn't seem concerned.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:o

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">That axe does the same damage as my gun!

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Now about that flanking.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+10+mod = 12 + 10 + 3 = 25&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Fan slash! &#171; &#160;1d6+5+modb = 4 + 5 + 1 = 10&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; damage!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Are you ever once going to remember that you're shielded *slash'd* =w=;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">No I'm not.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">You didn't cast the spell last session.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I did in the carriage when I also cast magic vestments on Gamal. &gt;:O

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot; ... eh, Tom, did you ward the drow -- &quot; Flint glances at Thomas, and winces vicariously as a large chop appears on the cleric. &quot; Answers that. &quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Ah. :p

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">So that's +1 ac.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; I never have any choice.&quot; T_T

Minotaur Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">A zombie shambles forth...

Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">Another zombie swats at Gamal! &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 10 + 2 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+1 = 1 + 1 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Likely ineffectually.

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Of course you do.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Should have prepared wall of fire, not wall of ice.. These mindless dolts would have just walked right into it.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;You just choose the one that's habitual.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Letting you immediately run off and die and threaten the world isn't a choice!!&quot; &gt;:O

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu know vat dey say about hindsight.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;He does have point, Swan Song.&quot; =3=

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Said from his one-handed handstand.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Threaten the world?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;I know I'm dogmatic, but that's insulting.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Ello, gorgeous.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Dragon.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... riiiiiight, Sszeyl doesn't know the Mace confidential data.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So...you've got the little ones? Fine then.&quot; dodge on big zombie 1, auto tumble half speed through enemies spaces by taking ten for 31 check.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;What about it?&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">oshit, that's right. xD

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I don't think anyone aside from the Macers know.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">I'm going to use your head as a -pauldron.-

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Strike on big zombie, lethal damage (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 8 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+16+AMod = 8 + 16 + 1 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 1d6+6+DMod = Dam = (1 + 6 + 1) = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

TMG:<font color="#000000">Heh heh heh.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">*knows

TMG:<font color="#000000">Another IC Tomderp?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Confidential whatsit? :.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and moving back one step as I have spring attack

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Or possibly excellent roleplaying in alluding to it.

* Thomas Lazarus flails. &quot;Why?!&quot;

Minotaur Zombie 1:<font color="#000000">Slish slash! A nice laceration.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">done

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 11 + 9 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Knowledge check...

RAM:<font color="#990000">What's this confidential data no one knows? :.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">If I had a few more points of tumble, I could of made that a full moevement, adn gotten back to where I was

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">WAIT.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">MIRON ISN'T ON INIT.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ram; you don't need to know. :&gt;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tom, watch your right! That's a mohrg!&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Miron isn't even in this area.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">What.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I swear, if I'm the only one who doesn't know, I'll fillet you for that, Techy. =3=

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh yeah, I remember this being talked about end of last session.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Miron's staying in the barn to 'watch over the trecherous mice' :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;W--that? It looks like a regular skeleton with..&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus furrows his brow. &quot;... Alright.&quot;

* RAM hates being kept in the dark. =3=

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;A vat?&quot; :.

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Try not to let that tongue touch you if you can. It'll paralyze you.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You shouldn't be in the dark. Tom explained it to Shankfang explicitly one time. =3=

TMG:<font color="#000000">--oh, right. Well.

TMG:<font color="#000000">You know Sszeyl's got a dragon in his brain?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Yeah, I remember that.

* Flint Carthan draws his sword and dagger, letting loose on the nearby zombie. &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 4 + 11 = 15&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+4+2d6+4 = 6 + 4 + 5 + 4 = 19&#160;  &#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+9 = 14 + 9 = 23&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+2+4 = 2 + 2 + 4 = 8&#160;  &#187; for the first set of slices, &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 1 + 6 = 7&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+4+2d6+4 = 1 + 4 + 8 + 4 = 17&#160;  &#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+4 = 10 + 4 = 14&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+2+4 = 1 + 2 + 4 = 7&#160;  &#187; for the second!

TMG:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl's a monk and has a bunch of seals. That's the only reason the dragon can't take over his body (most of the time) and the dragon can't use it's powers through Sszeyl.

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">Luckily, the first slice is all it took, so the fumble didn't do much. =3=

RAM:<font color="#990000">Yes, I know that.

TMG:<font color="#000000">If Sszeyl dies, dragonspirit will possess the nearest living thing.

TMG:<font color="#000000">who -doesn't- have that kind of dicipline to keep the dragon locked up.

RAM:<font color="#990000">...That I do not recall.

TMG:<font color="#000000">And now you know.

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;A little less for you to power through.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Danke.

Smoke:<font color="#000000">Woof!

RAM:<font color="#990000">Go Smoke go!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oshitskeleton.

Gory Skeleton:<font color="#000000">The &quot;skeleton&quot; bursts forward over the grassy ground, attempting to slam Thomas with a gnarled claw! &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 2 + 12 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+7 = 4 + 7 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Zombie 3:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 2 + 1 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Zombie 3:<font color="#000000">Derp. =3=

Swallowtail has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It hits his shielding. &gt;:| !

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; More undeads..&quot; She grumbles and loads her hand crossbow while approaching slightly. &#171;

&#160;1d20+7+1 = 5 + 7 + 1 = 13&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; shot at Morgh for &#171; &#160;1d4+1 = 2 + 1 = 3&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Gory Skeleton:<font color="#000000">The skeletal creature dips and weaves out of the way.

Minotaur Zombie 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 11 + 5 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Strength check...

Minotaur Zombie 1:<font color="#000000">The zombie is still stuck.

Tathi has received initiative.Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi shoots off a series of dazzling bolts, each one as bright as the sun as they go zipping through the air, shaped and flying like autumn leaves, headed right for Minotaur Zombie #1! 25 damage!

Minotaur Zombie 1:<font color="#000000">Thank you for the nice easy math! I mean -- Ow.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Done. :3

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom grips his amulet and concentrates as the room flashes with golden light! Undead turning! Level range check: &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 4 + 2 = 6&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; HD volume check: &#171;  &#160;2d6+10+2 = 6 + 10 + 2 = 18&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

* Dr. Hatari adjusts spectacles, references table.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">18 hit dice worth of undead of up to level 8 are turned.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">5 HD or lower undead are destroyed outright.

Zombie 1:<font color="#000000">Well, there's 4 HD of undead destroyed. :3

* Thomas Lazarus advances a pace and raises his shield to block the greater undead off from the others!

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Done. ))

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Alrighty...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Seems you meant it wheny ou said you had the little ones.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Yah, he kan do dat kind uf schtuff.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Still said from one-handed handstand.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt, remembering that his bombchucker is still loaded with a vial of holy water, raises the fat tubular device and aims through the crowd at the largest target! Ranged Touch Attack on Minotaur Zombie 2: &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 14 + 8 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">HIT!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d4+1d4 = 4 + 4 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage from the holy water.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">THE POWER OF TECHNOLOGY COMPELS YOU!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">:.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Tubular!!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And Gnogglebolt immediately starts loading the other vial that FLint handed to him. (using move action as half a fullround acion, will finish next turn. End turn)

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Told ya this thing works better than throwing by hand, Flint!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Oh yeah, and forgot the onomatopeia. The bombchucker made its signature SHOONK sound. :B

RAM:<font color="#990000">Techy.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I have decided the next tech device Shankfang is going to make.

TMG:<font color="#000000">eh?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Chainsword. &gt;:3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Bombchucker chuckers.

TMG:<font color="#000000">...You know, I -think- that's actually in one of the books. As a tech-mod, I believe. xD

* TMG researches

RAM:<font color="#990000">ANYWAY!

RAM:<font color="#990000">Batter up? :3

TMG:<font color="#000000">Yes, I ended turn...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ghost? Lia?

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Sean Connery?

Tathi: <font color="#ff">(( Yes? ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Aelian's up.

Tathi: <font color="#ff">(( Ah. Liatai not with us? ))

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Evidently.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Perhaps unannounced afk. :05

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes, unannounced AFK. ^^;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:05 at :04.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian swiftly manuevers to get a clear shot.. and lines up a bead on the undead thing!

* Dr. Hatari hurtles through time and space. *-*

Aelian has received initiative.Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian nocks two arrows at once and fires at the undead, Mohrg, at point blank range to boot!! &#171; &#160;1d20+7+5+2-4+1 = 7 + 7 + 5 + 2 - 4 + 1 = 18&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+6 = 2 + 6 = 8&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+7+5+2-4+1 = 4 + 7 + 5 + 2 - 4 + 1 = 15&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+6 = 8 + 6 = 14&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;!

RAM:<font color="#990000">You think you're pretty smate, what with youre greasy hair and your dago mustache!

* Meany traps Hatari in a paradox.

RAM:<font color="#990000">*smart

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Your aim's off, though.&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">To Gnogglebolt, to clarify.

RAM:<font color="#990000">GREETINGS FROM THE FUTURE, LIA!

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">And that's all she wrote. Pooch is still on guard. :3

Gory Skeleton:<font color="#000000">The creature dodges one arrow, and the other bounces off its rubbery pulsating viscera.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">End turn!

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;What are you talking about? That was a perfect shot, right dead-center!&quot; Gnogglebolt pouts.

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;At the body. ... Never mind.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Either barbarians are sacking my neighbors house, or they're being rambunctious drunken assholes. :P

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Need a hend vith ugly McPulseface over dere, Tomas?&quot; &gt;:3

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">It's the first one.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">I sent vikings to torment you, apparently they got thr wrong house.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">the*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yeahprobably!&quot; He remarks quickly. &quot;It doesn't look very special, but if Flint's right -- and he's an expert -- this is a serious nightmare!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hokay!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Should those of us over here aid you, or can you hold it long enough for us to finish off it's bigger friends?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Should have let those ones stay stuck where they were and get shot to begin with.. &quot; Tom grumbles at the glory-hounds in melee. :B

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just save a space for me near the thing.&quot; Flint pulls back a little, coiling for a quick move toward the skeletal creature. Sword-glint.

* Gamal-Junayd could of whittled em down while they were stuck

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hmm, everyone;s taking up the spots with good LoS on the Mor-whatsit... :/

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">While getting hit by 25 damage axe heads unnecessarily! &gt;:O

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">tumble in and out with spring attack. whittled em down without any chance of being hit

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Question, if I fire from here, would the Mor-whateverit'scalled have cover? :.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Let's say no. :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&gt;:3

TMG:<font color="#000000">Hmm..definit--oh.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Well. :B

* TMG slinks away

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">You can always fire from behind Tom.

Aelian: <font color="#ff">(( Right over his ear. ))

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">Hey, that's my spot! &gt;:O

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Already 5 foot stepped to get here. :B

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">I called it!

* Flint Carthan is brick'd.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang rolls forward, taking his shot halfway through the roll! &#171; &#160;1d20+16+1+2+1-4 = 11 + 16 + 1 + 2 + 1 - 4 = 27&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1+1+2 = 9 + 1 + 1 + 2 = 13&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">On Ugly McPulseface.

Gory Skeleton:<font color="#000000">SPLAT! That didn't sound like a healthy sound.

* You roll to yourself: 91-13 =&gt; 91 - 13 = 78Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">As Shankfang completes his roll, he suddenly shoots up, leaps into the air and does a spinning flip! &#171; &#160;1d20+16+1+1+3-4 = 12 + 16 + 1 + 1 + 3 - 4 = 29&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1+1+3 = 16 + 1 + 1 + 3 = 21&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;That looks.. so silly.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Again, at Ugly McPulseface.

* You roll to yourself: 78-21 =&gt; 78 - 21 = 57Gory Skeleton:<font color="#000000">Silly, maybe, but effective.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">It looks silly, and yet his shots are getting more and more devestating with each hit. &gt;:3

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Keep calling him that and he's going to become a right gentleman.

Barbarus has received initiative.Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">SOME PEOHPLE TINK DEY CAN OUTSMART ME. MEBBE.. MEBBE..

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I HEF YET TO SEE SOMEVUN WHO CAN OUTSMART BOOLET!

GM:<font color="#000000">Go forth, catmen!

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">The man who invented the bullet proof vest.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, BULLET.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">In your skull.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Ooh, flanking. :3

GM:<font color="#000000">Ohhhhhh wait a moment.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And this bigger bullet, that rips through your vest like so much cardboard.

GM:<font color="#000000">Hey Barbarus, Sszeyl, Primera, Thomas.

GM:<font color="#000000">Roll Reflex. DC 14.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">:3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh good.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">:3

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">:3

TMG:<font color="#000000">you eeediots. :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:O

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 4 + 6 = 10&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Ref save!

Minotaur Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 19 + 3 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Good job everyone. &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 5 + 6 = 11&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 20 + 13 = 33&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Reflex.

RAM:<font color="#990000">WITH CAT-LIKE REFLEXES!

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 20 + 7 = 27&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Reflex.

RAM:<font color="#990000">*brick'd*

GM:<font color="#000000">Whoa.

GM:<font color="#000000">Cat-like reflexes indeed.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Weasel-like reflexes just doesn't sound as good.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I entertained the thought for a moment.

GM:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl and Thomas, you are entangled. Thank your resident half-elf. :P

RAM:<font color="#990000">But it doesn't.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">I had to put those tube crawling skills to use sometime.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Anyway, flanking.

GM:<font color="#000000">Okay, catmen, go ahead and take your turns. Yes.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Goddammit Aelian!

TMG:<font color="#000000">:P

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">I DO IT FOR MY LOVE OF THOMAS.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And when the floor becomes a mess of entanglement, the ranged characters are king. &gt;:3

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+11+1+2 = 8 + 11 + 1 + 2 = 22&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; The cat focuses for a moment, and puts forth a two handed swing! &#171; &#160;1d10+5+1+4d6 = 1 + 5 + 1 + 14 = 21&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; &quot;La Muerte!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">or just high dex that find a DC 14 negligible

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">That, too. :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Entangled: The character is ensnared. Being entangled impedes movement, but does not entirely prevent it unless the bonds are anchored to an immobile object or tethered by an opposing force. An entangled creature moves at half speed, cannot run or charge, and takes a -2 penalty on all attack rolls and a -4 penalty to Dexterity. An entangled character who attempts to cast a spell must make a Concentration check (DC 15 + the spell&#8217;s level) or lose the spell.

Minotaur Zombie 1:<font color="#000000">SLAAAAAASH!

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Bonecrusher used up. Also, there's a fort save, but you're immune.

Minotaur Zombie 1:<font color="#000000">It's still hanging together, but you quite nicely dusted its ribcage.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">The weasel seems intent upon keeping the second one's attention. :o

Minotaur Zombie 1:<font color="#000000">*powdered, that's a better word.

RAM:<font color="#990000">You know, I don't think I ever asked. What class is Primera? :.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Bonecrusher....doesn't work on a zombie/skeleton?

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">It does.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Apparently.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">But the second effect doesn't.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The effect is useless, however.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">the fort save part doesn't

Edaric has received initiative.TMG:<font color="#000000">This does not seem right. I don't know anything about how Bonecrusher works, but if its -name- is any indication, I'd say it's one of those &quot;works on objects&quot; things...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The fort save effect actually does work on them.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But it's irrelevant.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Because the effect is a bonus to confirm criticals.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh. How...hmm, what's a good word for this.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Odd? Crass?

Edaric:<font color="#A14D7F">Strum strum strum.

Sszeyl has received initiative.Edaric:<font color="#A14D7F">I have no idea what I'm doing, strum.

RAM:<font color="#990000">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh0zBMyr3CA

RAM:<font color="#990000">This.

Aelian: <font color="#ff">(( Again, Ewan Dobson beats the snot of out your silly sniper. ;) ))

TMG:<font color="#000000">Heck, since limb loss is a rarely explored thing in D&amp;D since there's few effects that explictly -cause- it (but some that repair it, funnily enough), I'd think about houserulling that using this Bonecrusher thing on an undead lets you remove a limb. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Gonna try to break free, Sszeyl?

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+10+mod = 20 + 10 + 1 = 31&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Fan slash! &#171; &#160;1d6+5+modb = 1 + 5 + 1 = 7&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; damage!

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">:B

Minotaur Zombie 1:<font color="#000000">Well.

Minotaur Zombie 1:<font color="#000000">That works, too.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ram; aha yes, that one :D

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">You expect me to use strategy.

Minotaur Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">Mrrrrrrr?

Minotaur Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">Heeeere little ferret. =3=

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">When my strategy in every game is to literally spam attack.

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">I constantly spammed the Kamehameha.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Also, brb.

GM:<font color="#000000">Go, Gamal, go! :3

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">brb right quick

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Well..since never got my answer...dodge on gory skeleton. full combat expertise. tumble full speed no entering enemy spaces. attack on gory one,

GM:<font color="#000000">What's your speed again, Gamal?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 3 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+18+AMod = 3 + 18 + -4 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 1d6+8+DMod = Dam = (1 + 8 + 1) = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

GM:<font color="#000000">What answer?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">45

GM:<font color="#000000">I see, I see. Let me calculate.

GM:<font color="#000000">So you double-moved?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">ah damn, there is the entangle

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">hmm...

GM:<font color="#000000">Moving through Entangle spells takes double movement.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You could take Flint's spot he put dibs on one turn before his. :BBB

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">okay. I'm gonna makea tumble check to move at full speed through enemy spaces then. only way to make it as planned

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">dc 35 to pull this off. (Tumble Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+21 = 19 + 21 = 40&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Golf clapping.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">that takes 40 movement

GM:<font color="#000000">Excellent. Attack still stands?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">yes

GM:<font color="#000000">Unfortunately, it's a miss.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">back!

Gory Skeleton:<font color="#000000">This skeleton's awful quick!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Here skeleton skeleton skeleton....&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Am I the only one that'sdamaged it yet? :.

* Flint Carthan darts forward, unleashing a rain of steel on the creature. &#171; &#160;1d20+11+1 = 9 + 11 + 1 = 21&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+4+2d6+4+1 = 6 + 4 + 6 + 4 + 1 = 21&#160;  &#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+9+1 = 4 + 9 + 1 = 14&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+2+4+1 = 2 + 2 + 4 + 1 = 9&#160;  &#187; for the first set of slices, &#171;  &#160;1d20+6+1 = 9 + 6 + 1 = 16&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+4+2d6+4+1 = 3 + 4 + 9 + 4 + 1 = 21&#160;  &#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+4+1 = 12 + 4 + 1 = 17&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+2+4+1 = 3 + 2 + 4 + 1 = 10&#160;  &#187; for the second!

Gory Skeleton:<font color="#000000">... it dodged every single blow. Yes, Shankfang, you are. o.o

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Need a hand with the vines, Tom?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">o.o

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Tch..&quot; Tom grits his teeth and focuses ahead, even as the silly vines harass him.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well since everyone ignored the advantage and charged right into them, feel free to dismiss the vines any time, Aelian!&quot; =w=;;

Gory Skeleton:<font color="#000000">The gory skeleton lashes out at Gamal with its -- tongue? &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 2 + 12 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; melee touch attack!

Gory Skeleton:<font color="#000000">Well, while no one can hit it, apparently it can't hit anyone either. :B

Swallowtail has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;In der defense, hyu deed say to go for de big vuns.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oi, I can hit it!

* Gamal-Junayd easily bats it aside

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I meant guns and spells and arrows and things -- why would you -- &quot; DX

* Swallowtail reloads her crossbow calmly. &quot;..Hm.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Perhaps, next time say hold the line?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Oi, don' look at me. Hy'm schtickink back und plinkink schots uff.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">She comprehends seeing a shot she can never make, and stalks into the other room for positioning instead.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Done.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">I live.

Minotaur Zombie 1:<font color="#000000">The entangled zombie chops its greataxe down at the black cat before it! &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 3 + 8 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;3d6+7 = 8 + 7 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tathi has received initiative.Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">The cat catches the axe blade in his hand, and pushes it aside.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Not good enough, toro.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi points her hand at Minotaur Zombie 1, &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 7 + 6 = 13&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; and unleashes TWIN beams of fire at them for &#171;  &#160;4d6+4d6 = 17 + 6 = 23&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; points of damage! Geezus. She could have hit them from a whopping 180 feet away!

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Done!

Minotaur Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">It stood no chance of dodging.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Wrong Zombie, Lia.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">The one being flanked.

Minotaur Zombie 1:<font color="#000000">Oh.

Minotaur Zombie 1:<font color="#000000">Well then.

Minotaur Zombie 1:<font color="#000000">Steak, anyone?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Silly Liacute. x3

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi smirks, and blows a bit of smoke off her fingers. &quot;Silly technology.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.* Thomas Lazarus draws a slow, steady breath. His eyes close briefly. &quot;(Focus..)&quot; The bright light radiating from him dims, swirls, and rapidly collects into a blindingly intense orb in his right palm.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, SCIENCE.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">OH RIGHT, I FORGOT.

* Thomas Lazarus grits his teeth!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom suddenly throws his hand forward and shows the Mohrg a faceful of Venya's light! (Flanking, bardsong, free haste, entangled.. ranged touch attacks: Beam 1: &#171; &#160;1d20+8+1+1+2-2 = 4 + 8 + 1 + 1 + 2 - 2 = 14&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;6d6 = 16&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Beam 2: &#171;  &#160;1d20+8+1+1+2-2 = 8 + 8 + 1 + 1 + 2 - 2 = 18&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;6d6 = 16&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I DON'T NEED GOD I HAVE LOGIC!

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">THEN SOLVE THIS PUZZLE.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Tathi: <font color="#ff">(( Enough with your masterbation jokes! ))

Gory Skeleton:<font color="#000000">The mohrg hisses and shrieks, clawing at what remains of its burnt face before glaring with its blank eyesockets at Thomas.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Done.

* You roll to yourself: 57-32 =&gt; 57 - 32 = 25* RAM actually claps with one hand. Not that hard, bro.

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Liatai:<font color="#000000">It's even easier if you're applauding in sign language. :B

RAM:<font color="#990000">:.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Just you wait, Tathi... Gnogglebolt finishes reloading the bombchucker, raises it, and aims it at the same minotaur as before! SHOONK, ranged touch attack on Big 2 &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 7 + 8 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Minotaur Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">HIT!

RAM:<font color="#990000">How does one applaud in sign language?

Minotaur Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">What splatters all over this monstrosity?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Shatter-splash! &#171; &#160;1d4+1d4 = 4 + 1 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Oh, more holy water, sorry.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hold your hands up and shimmy them a la jazzhands.

RAM:<font color="#990000">x3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm out!&quot; Gnogglebolt calls out. End turn.

Aelian has received initiative.RAM:<font color="#990000">What about Spirit Fingers? :.

* Thomas Lazarus holds his shield up carefully. &quot;Well.. they're for spells, but, I have a little bit you can use.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Can't cast those today anyway.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian fires off a rapid series of arrows, at point blank range, at the undead! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-2+1 = 7 + 15 - 2 + 1 = 21&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 5 + 5 = 10&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;, &#171;  &#160;1d20+15-2+1 = 11 + 15 - 2 + 1 = 25&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 8 + 5 = 13&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+10-2+1 = 7 + 10 - 2 + 1 = 16&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 8 + 5 = 13&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; damage!

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Oops. That was at the Mohrg. Sorry!

Gory Skeleton:<font color="#000000">Only one arrow manages to stick.

* Shankfang the Deffrider gives Aelian an &quot;I hit the Mohrg and all I got was this T-Shirt&quot; shirt. :3

* Smoke is barking at the undead. &gt;:O

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.TMG:<font color="#000000">another menagerie of Stunt Shot blasties?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang keeps it simple this time and moves forward, spinning at the same time and firing his first shot halfway through the spin. &#171; &#160;1d20+16+1+1+4-4 = 13 + 16 + 1 + 1 + 4 - 4 = 31&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1+1+4 = 6 + 1 + 1 + 4 = 12&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage!

Minotaur Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">Who's your target?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">At teh Mohrg.

Gory Skeleton:<font color="#000000">The shot blows its head clean off while it glares at Thomas. Gamal gets a shower of rotten brains.

* Thomas Lazarus relaxes slightly and peers down.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Go technology.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Huh.. well.. that wasn't nearly as bad as classes lead me to believe.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd does his best to dodge. with a 24 touch ac and hell... (Reflex Save : &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 9 + 12 = 21&#160;  &#187;) does he manage to keep his robe clean? heh

TMG:<font color="#000000">(you only fivefoot stepped, right ram? You've still got a full attack left?)

GM:<font color="#000000">You only get a little corpse dust.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Little old dog keeps hearing the neighbors making merry. And doing these really half-hearted closed-mouth barks that don't leave his throat.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So it sounds like he's just randomly oinking.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">D'aww. x3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ridiculous. :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">.....my dog does that exact thing when he's -alseep- xD

TMG:<font color="#000000">My dog is a sleep-barker

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And for his next shot, the Half-Orc pistoleer tosses his gun into the air, jumps into a flip, catches it and fires just before he lands! &#171; &#160;1d20+16+1+5-1-4 = 3 + 16 + 1 + 5 - 1 - 4 = 20&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1+1+5 = 7 + 1 + 1 + 5 = 14&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey! Be careful. Specially if were out here long enough where I'll have to make dinner, dont want to get a bunch of gooey stuff all over we may not have the proper facilities to clean off at before cooking dinner!&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Except his mouth is still closed the whole time so it's like tiny squeeky yips

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">At the only one left.

Minotaur Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">That shot soars true! Shankfang's on a roll!

Barbarus has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Nanananananananananana CAT-MEEEEN *brick'd*

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Flanking? :3

GM:<font color="#000000">Flanking. :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy'm sorry Taddi, vat vas dat about technology? Hy kouldn' hear it over de sound uf my gun kickink ass.&quot; :3

TMG:<font color="#000000">&quot;Kitties, evicerate.&quot;

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F"><b>It's pi&#241;ata time!

</b> Minotaur Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">Wait no I am not filled with delicious candy -- oop. =3=

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+11+mod = 15 + 11 + 3 = 29&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Holy crap, magical sharp piece of metal flying at your squishy bits! &#171; &#160;1d10+4+modb = 9 + 4 + 1 = 14&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; damage!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Of course you couldn't. That's because the gun is making you deaf.&quot;

Minotaur Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Reflex save...

Minotaur Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">Cat-men? Reflex saves, DC 14.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 5 + 10 = 15&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Reflex save!

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 6 + 7 = 13&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Reflex.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">You have failed me, feet.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 5 + 10 = 15&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Stabity stab! For &#171; &#160;1d6+2 = 5 + 2 = 7&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; piercing magical damage!

TMG:<font color="#000000">Execute them for their failure!

TMG:<font color="#000000">:B

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">+3 attack, +1 dmg.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">...actually, +6. =3=;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">I forgot I have +6 dex now.

TMG:<font color="#000000">--oh wait a second, I forgot bardsong bonuses from earlier. Minotaur, if it matters, has 1 extra damage from the holy water chucker. :B

Minotaur Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">It barely seemed to notice.

Edaric has received initiative.Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Moving on. :3

Edaric:<font color="#A14D7F">Strum~

Sszeyl has received initiative.Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Moving on. :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Mmm, chust vait ontil Rose iz fineeshed. She's gunna be de best pistol yet.&quot; &gt;:3

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Now how do I get out of this, again?

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Strength, or cutting?

Minotaur Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">Strength or Escape Artist checks.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 14 + 5 = 19&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Strength check!

Minotaur Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">Not enough, I'm afraid.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Moving on. :3

Minotaur Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">The zombie slices at the black feline fellow! &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 17 + 8 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;3d6+7 = 7 + 7 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Minotaur Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">CHOK. Ow. That sounded like it hurt.

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Liatai, if I make a jump check, can I avoid the double movement for that portion of moving over entangled area?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... hmm.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You know what, I'll allow it. :3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">dodge on last minitaur, no expertise.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">The cat doesn't do much aside from arch an eyebrow.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;That's it? That's the best you have? I have met old women who strike harder than this.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd suddenly jumps into the wall and then vaults away back off it over the entanglement. (take ten for 35 check. at no 20 foot start, gives me 15 feet of jump distance) before landing in the vines, tumbleing forth at full speed to avoid AoO's, and coming up with a slice on the minitaur. (15 foot movement in air, 15 feet through entangle at double so 30, 45 total) (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 6 = 6&#160;  &#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+16+AMod = 6 + 16 + 3 = 25&#160;  &#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 1d6+6+DMod = Dam = (6 + 6 + 1) = 13&#160;  &#187;) ''

Minotaur Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">A nice solid slice! Unfortunately, it seems to have not needed those abs.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">done

* Flint Carthan opts to try and assist Thomas if he tries to extricate himself from the vines. &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 11 + 1 = 12&#160;  &#187; assisting Strength check.

Swallowtail has received initiative.Smoke:<font color="#000000">Smoke... is tearing apart the dead zombie. Ew.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">x3

* Swallowtail approaches.. but she understands her target enough to know better. She neither wastes the shot nor wades into melee with a giant she's at a disadvantage against. Done.

Tathi has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Scritchies for Smoke.

Smoke:<font color="#000000">Grrrrr I'm makin' sure it's dead grrrrrr &gt;:E

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;That thing is still up?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Well, it was already dead before.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">So now it's double dead? :.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">PEW PEW! Here comes some magic missiles at the skellie! &#171; &#160;2d4+2 = 5 + 2 = 7&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; damage!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">And done!

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Smoke:<font color="#000000">You can never be too sure! &gt;:3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">With Flint's help, Tom tries to rip himself out of the vines. Strength check: &#171; &#160;1d20+4+2 = 14 + 4 + 2 = 20&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Troof. But doesn't it taste bad?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Freedoom!! &gt;:E

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Done.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">And who knows what kinds of diseases could be lurking in these things?

GM:<font color="#000000">RRRRRIP. Tom very well takes some of the floor with him when he tears himself out of the entangling plants.

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You're gonna get food poisoning. :|

Smoke:<font color="#000000">Dude. I was a stray for years. =3=

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">:3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Eh, I got nothing left for this now! You guys got that last one?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy'll get him.&quot; &gt;&quot;3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Nah, we were planning on pulling back and leaving him to you.&quot;

Smoke:<font color="#000000">I've eaten things that would turn you green... er... you're red, right? I can't tell. You look grey to me. =3=

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt called forth mainly to the ones in melee with it, by the way--pfft

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I'm green. x3

Aelian has received initiative.Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Well, there's no need for sarcasm.&quot; End turn.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Are you sure? I thuoght it was a requirement for all responses mid battle.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Nah, chust most uf dem.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Maybe we should make sure to clarify that in the charter when we get back.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian nocks two arrows at once and fires at the undead, skeleton!! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-4 = 19 + 15 - 4 = 30&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 8 + 5 = 13&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+15-4 = 19 + 15 - 4 = 30&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+5 = 7 + 5 = 12&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;!

Minotaur Zombie 2:<font color="#000000">I'm a zombie, not a skeleto -- oops I'm dead. =3=

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Nein, iz an onspoken rule.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Well done, adventurers.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Is that all of them?&quot; Aelian asks, quickly looking around.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, gnoggle didn't seem to know it. so maybe it should be spoken of more.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hmm, nize schot.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">And BRB, dinner. :3

RAM:<font color="#990000">Enjoy~

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let me check. though it'f be faster to look around without all the extra garden vegetables.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Don't get caught! (Reflex Save : &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 17 + 12 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Thank you. Fine shooting yourself. Have you considered trying to find a way to silence your weapon, however? You'd never be able to play the role of sniper with it as is.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian smirks, and dismisses his spell.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lots of blood..and another trap door down here.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Pfft, Hy'm no schniper.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Do remember I've got a number of divination spells handy. Let me know if you want to take a peep without exposing your eyeballs.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;That's too bad. Elven deepwood snipers are the most feared marksman in the known world.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, I think first we should check if we can hear anything. Anyone with better ears than me want to do so?&quot; my own listen just in case. (Listen Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 11 + 1 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

* Thomas Lazarus pulls the last few stray vines off his coat -- the ones that got ripped off the floor. He looks around.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy'm a pistoleer. Hy get up in de enemy's face, den schoot it uff.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d8+1 = 6 + 1 = 7&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; wand healing, self.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d8+1 = 1 + 1 = 2&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; wand healing, self.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Schtyleeshly, if at hall possible.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Und iz alvays possible.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, they know we're coming--you guys said they noticed the scrying. I'm sure they expected to have another half-hour of time though, with out fast we got here.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian tries to translate..

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Primera first-aid. &#171; &#160;3d8+3 = 16 + 3 = 19&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((wisdom-10)/2) = 18 + floor((17 - 10) / 2) = 21&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; wisdom check!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Sszeyl first-aid. &#171; &#160;2d8+2 = 6 + 2 = 8&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Okay what the heck is 'Schtyleeshly'? XD

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;So, we should probably keep moving and press our advantage while we can, they should still be trying to pack up and move out or dig in.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Stylishly.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Stylishly. :B

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">How is spitting all over someone stylish *brickd*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oi, I don't spit when I talk. =3=

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">I dare you to say 'Schtyleeshly' without giving someone a spit shower.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;They saw a scrying sensor. They may not realize the gravity of who was on the other end. Let's proceed carefully regardless. We don't know who we're dealing with, either.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Not that hard.

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just a minute.&quot; Flint comes over, tugging on his ear a little; ow, that gun is loud.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">The Sch is just a Sh sound. :3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Told you.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">0:3

RAM:<font color="#990000">Omnomnom? :3

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Yeah. No. XP

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Primera should be full and Sszeyl at 47, whenever Meany returns.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt checks his equipment, and pulls out the big wrench from his pack, which he spends a few moments fiddling with, involving his gunpowder horn.

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Before we get much farther...&quot; Flint looks around. &quot;... you're Alien the archer. Tom, Taffy, Sszeyl, Gnogglebolt, I know. ... Gamal?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus chuckles. &quot;I think the whole Leaden Mace Society knows you as 'Alien', Ael.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">The elves seem to be overcome with mirth at Flint's botch of their names. &quot;Oh I dare you to try my last name.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm?&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;.... you're a bard.&quot; :\ Think, think.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Edaric. I was at Castle Osyluth.&quot; :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Eylissaearsiddek?&quot; :.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I'm not that strange, am I?&quot; Aelian says, smirking.

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;... and you two I have no idea what your names are,&quot; he says, looking between Shankfang and Swallowtail. &quot;Or him,&quot; jutting a thumb back at the black cat.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Gnogglebolt, vy are hyu reloadink like dat? It's so schlow dat vay.&quot; :.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; Well, as long as Meany and his half of the party are afk, Tom takes a moment to glare at the next trapdoor with glowing blue eyes.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Oh, Hy'm Shenkfang de Deffrider! Pleased to meet hyu!&quot; :D

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Be There Evil?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">HUG'D!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not enough room in this thing for a proper breech.&quot; Gnogglebolt says as he closes up the fiddly-bits on the wrench.

* Thomas Lazarus looks up with a start. &quot;Oh, right.&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Shenkfang th --&quot; And suddenly an inquisitor is hug'd. &quot;-- Hey!&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 5 + 8 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Grapple check to escape --

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Before I forget, here, friend.&quot; Thomas slips two vials off his belt and offers them to Gnogglebolt. Holy waters.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 19 + 5 = 24&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Search. &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 11 + 10 = 21&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Spot. &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 8 + 12 = 20&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Listen.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Ugh, I always forget. Grapple is just melee attack, right?

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Scent ability aimed at the door.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">BAB+Str

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">So, melee attack.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 17 + 11 = 28&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Opposed Grapple! :D

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Not if you're small or specialized or anything like that. But for Shank, sure.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">HUG'D!

GM:<font color="#000000">No evil or strong scents either of you can detect. No traps, either. The door is unlocked, untrapped, and the padlock's been thrown aside in a hurry.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, thanks Thomas.&quot; Gnogglebolt says, accepting the two vials. +2 holy water

* Smoke looks amused. |D

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oh lord here comes the SQUEEEEEEZE! :D

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">His eyes cease glowing. &quot; Looks clear. Keep an eye out for spellcasters, and take that head priest alive.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom opens the door, and descends!

* Flint Carthan attempts to wriggle free ineffectually. &quot;Cut that out, no hugs! -- gack. &quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">in auran &quot;Blades of Honor&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang follows, carrying Flint with him. :D

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hopefully there wont be any more undead.&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">Some teammate you are, Tom, leaving your brother inquisitor to get hug-squashed to death! DX

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Read to go.&quot; Gnogglebolt says, following while clutching the big wrench.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yes.&quot; =3=

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... oh yeah, should have warned you, Shankfang hugs.&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;I gathered.&quot; DX

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It's every man for himself!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">One more SQUEEEEEEEZE, and releas'd.

GM:<font color="#000000">Everyone please make your way to Crane Farm Underground. :3

* Flint Carthan needs to take a moment to get his breath back. D|

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">someone duplicated me before I even got here?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Up? /Samface --w=;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Hrmmm.. I don't see any doors. Yet.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I SEARCH FOR TRAPS!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Anyone good at tracking that can tell us which way they went?&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">This section of basement is cool, dark, damp... and doorless.

Smoke:<font color="#000000">:D

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;That would be me.&quot;

Smoke:<font color="#000000">Track? :D

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 13 + 14 = 27&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; survival!

* Thomas Lazarus walks around rather unobtrusively.

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 15 + 4 = 19&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; survival!

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Smoke, seek.&quot;

Smoke:<font color="#000000">Woof woof!

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Tavia is, of course, aiding Aelian.

* Thomas Lazarus murmurs, &quot;Seems we have a lot of trackers and strong noses with us, today..&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 2 + 0 = 2&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Survival, just because.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...What's going on here? Did they evacuate already?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:o

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">So a total of.. 31?

* Gamal-Junayd looks over the wall carefully, searching for some sort of secret, the one the dogs barking at. (Search Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160;  &#187;)

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Look!&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd don't notice ANYTHING

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Lock was on the outside.. ... ..don't think so..&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang points down at...his own footprints.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Tracks!&quot; :O

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Is a search check applicable?

Smoke:<font color="#000000">Aelian, Tavia, and Smoke all notice tracks and smells heading toward the northern wall.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">nevermind

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Over here.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Huh...a false wall?&quot;

You whisper to Ghostwish: Tathi elf ping.

* Thomas Lazarus glances over.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi carefully inspects the wall.. Elven senses go!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Illusion, or a mechanism?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Yes.. there's a passageway here.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;But...but vat about dese tracks Hy found?&quot; &gt;: Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Still pointing at his own footprints.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=3=

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Those are your footprints, Shank..&quot; =3=

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt glances back at SHankfang...and just sighs.

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Unless our suspects are Mazian half-orcs, don't think we need to worry about those.&quot; =3=

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Oh.&quot; :B

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You make me feel so smart.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy knew dat.&quot; &gt;.&gt;

* Flint Carthan knocks on the wall. &quot;Solid. Probably a hidden door.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;So, Gamal, what kind of door is--aha.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Scooch, lemme at it.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 4 + 5 = 9&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Search, also Scent for smelling scents coming from segments of the wall.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 9 + 2 = 11&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Int check!

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Search. :v

GM:<font color="#000000">No strong scents, or doors, detected.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">It smells like nose.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Gamal?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 17 + 1 = 18&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Search!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">I forget. Do ye old elven senses allow one to actually locate the door?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You still need to roll Search.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">18 Search!

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 8 + 7 = 15&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; search!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">What'd I find?:D

TMG:<font color="#000000">nah, it gives you a free Search check if you pass within 5 feet of it.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 11 + 4 = 15&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; search!

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;See a mechanism anywhere?&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 18 + 13 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">^

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">You see dirt, Shankfang.

TMG:<font color="#000000">\So basically, it only comes into play if you move your token around and the DM goes &quot;Stop, make a search check&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&gt;: * Thomas Lazarus folds his arms and glances about, somewhat lazily. Search: &#171; &#160;1d20-1 = 15 - 1 = 14&#160;  &#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt moves forward an examines the suspected hidden door. Knowledge Arch &amp; Eng, or Search?

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- never mind, it's there. About a foot above your head, Gnogglebolt, there's a brick sticking out of the wall.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Search, it would be.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">With substantial Spoiler bonuses to finding it. *bricked*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I see...gimme a sec.&quot; Search check anyway: &#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 1 + 17 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;. Trying to deduce the exact way the door is supposed to work, can roll K as well if called for

* RAM gives Flint a deerstalker hat and dubs him Sherlock Holmes.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">...well, he finds that sticking out brick at least. :B

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">My hat's better. *brick'd*

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">You still lose sight of it. You are terrible at Waldo.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Well, is anyone gonna press the brick?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Or is the Half-Orc gonna have to get things moving?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Knowledge Arch &amp; Eng anyway: &#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 14 + 17 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;. Can Gnogglebolt deduce exactly how the door is going to open if the brick is pressed, or if there are any surprises?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ack. BRB, dog.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Hi Shadow! :D

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, step back gnoggle, so you aren't in front if a giant monster is behind the door?&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">This is why things take so long in Akellon.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;One sec, I'm figuring this out...&quot; Gnogglebolt says as he examines the construction in exacting detail, even lightly knocking on the stone and listening.

You whisper to TMG: No surprises. The door opens by sliding to the right.

RAM:<font color="#990000">We come across a hidden door, then spend 30 minutes so everyone can roll Search, even when the opening mechanism had been found, then we discuss how to go about opening the door while trying to figure out every last detail about said door. :B

RAM:<font color="#990000">It amusesme to not end.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I was going to say it's the 8 minute pauses while we wait for someone to return from AFK after they've been addressed/interacted with.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Also that.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Alright, it slides to the side, and it doesn't seem like there's any hidden surprises.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">*shifty eyes*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Does it really matter? the longer we sit here, the longer they'll have to set up an ambush.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt steps back. &quot;Carry on.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd steps up and hits the button

RAM:<font color="#990000">Form up!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Form up!

GM:<font color="#000000">Kkkkkkkkrrrrrrrr... the door creaks back and then slides to the right.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;:.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt takes a protected center position in the mob

GM:<font color="#000000">The tunnel before you looks very rough.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Inquisitor advance.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Weird.. is this a whole temple?&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Looks clear. We've got three doors.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Are these doors? :.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Great, looks like it splits.&quot; he looks at the dog &quot; which way do the most recent scents go I wonder...&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;We can soon find out. Ready, Smoke?&quot;

Smoke:<font color="#000000">Wuff. :3

Smoke:<font color="#000000">Sniffsniffsniff...

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">Stage stealer. &gt;:(

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy vonder, maybe de doors hall lead into de same room?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;When in doubt, right-hand-rule. Unless we can determine if any of the doors a better...&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">*is better

* Thomas Lazarus seems reasonably satisfied for the moment. Those stone slabs are probably too thick to sense evil through, anyways.

* Smoke sniffs this door, then passes on.

Smoke:<font color="#000000">Sniffsniff... wuff.

Smoke:<font color="#000000">Sniffsniff... sniffsniffsniffsniff. He seems very interested in this door.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Looks like right it is after all.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Think someone should remain back here to make sure no one gets around behind us?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; Tom frowns.

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 11 + 12 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Listen...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Miron is already doing that.&quot; He looks to Tathi.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You said you had divinations..? What sort?&quot;

* Flint Carthan gestures for quiet. &quot; We've got voices. &quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:O

* Thomas Lazarus clams up.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Let's see..&quot; Tathi says, tapping her chin as she goes through her mental filing cabinets.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">She has filing cabinets?

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Why is there Bacon in these files?!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I always pictured her mind just being a bunch of papers piled together. :B

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Clairaudience/Clairvoyance, See Invisibility, and detect thoughts.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; Keep listening, Flint, see if you can make out the words. &quot; Suggesting he take 20, OOC. :B

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#FF0000">&quot;That.. first one then, I guess. Peek inside?&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Better question, why wouldn't there be Bacon? :9

* Flint Carthan listens... then shakes his head. &quot; Door's too thick. I can't make out anything. &quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi nods, and quietly casts the spell, peering past the doorway.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#000000">Follow the bouncing Rin!

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Yaaa~aaay

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi quietly relays everything she sees with the spell.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#000000">Ah-ah, Tathi.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#000000">The sensor is immobile, remember?

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Aw. &quot;This.. would seem to be the nest.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Cheater.:P

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">ur mom.

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot; How many do you see? &quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">You're a towel.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Exactly what I wanted to hear. Alright. Give me a few moments to get some magic woven.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Five.&quot; She says quietly. &quot;One could be watching the door.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; Are they alert and preparing? &quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Are they?

Shankfang the Deffrider: <font color="#990000">&quot;Vell den, time to raeed de nest.&quot;

<font color="#990000"> &gt;:3

You whisper to Ghostwish: They seem to be hurried, trying to carry a chest. The burly brown-haired one seems to be giving them orders to head deeper into the cave.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas bows his head and clutches his amulet for a moment. A slow, steady blue glow builds around him as he casts an unusually long spell.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Odd, it's like they're trying to evacuate something. There's this chest they're trying to move deeper into the cave.&quot; She says quietly. &quot;A big burly one might be the leader.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom casts Mass Aid for everybody, giving out &#171; &#160;1d8+10 = 3 + 10 = 13&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; temporary HP, +1 morale bonus to attacks and fear saves, and for himself..

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shuffle shuffle better shooting position. :3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; Want to open the door with a bang and go in blazing? &quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He spends two rounds casting Channeled Divine Shield, and glows with a holy armor granting DR 10/evil.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;No time to lose then, lets get capturing.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Aye. Let's go.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Please hold, mathing...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;So, no leddel schots?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I.. could keep them from getting any further. Wall of ice might come in handy after all.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; I can open the door with a bang and disorient them...I'd need just a minute, though.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Shall I?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Do ve vant to kapture dem hall?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Don't got a minute, sorry. Short spells.&quot; ^^;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;You don't have a minute, Gnogglebolt.&quot; She continues, quietly.

* Gamal-Junayd attempts to open the door if theres any visible way to do so

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; Damn. Alright. Is the door unlocked?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He readies his omniwrench.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Go \o/

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">ANSWER MEEEEE

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Gun up! Your turn, Sszeyl. &gt;:3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ja, do eet Taddi.&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">The door is pushed open...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dey're runnink!&quot;

Burly Fellow:<font color="#000000">And a shout of alarm goes up. &quot;THEY'RE HERE! MOVE!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi's going to cast wall of ice as far out as she can.

Burly Fellow:<font color="#000000">Initiative!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Vel karsh!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Is it time for fightink now? &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 2 + 5 = 7&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Initiative!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Initiative: &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 15 + 1 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Init! &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 18 + 1 = 19&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">:( See.. no readied actions kinda fucks wizards...

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Initiative Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 8 + 7 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((dexterity-10)/2) = 8 + floor((17 - 10) / 2) = 11&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; initiative!

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 18 + 6 = 24&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Init.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Init! &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 9 + 9 = 18&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 16 + 5 = 21&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; initiative!

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 11 + 2 = 13&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Dex check!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Okay, let's go-ooh, a shiney...@.@

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I could be petty and say something about ambushes, but I won't. :P *brick'd*

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">&gt;:3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ho ho ho

Watchful Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 7 + 2 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thuggish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 20 + 3 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Brutish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 5 + 3 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Waiting Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 11 + 3 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

<font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

Burly Fellow:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 12 + 0 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oop.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well... ^^;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Question.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'll take the brunt.. this shield is strong!&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Does anyone else want Edaric?

RAM:<font color="#990000">?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sure.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ownership given. :3

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh! I can--oh, alright. :B

<font color="#0000ff">Meany has connected.

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 11 + 3 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 9 + 2 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Go ahead then, tech. I already got Swallowtail.

* Dr. Hatari almost typed Swallowfail.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;:O

Barbarus has received initiative.RAM:<font color="#990000">x3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

TMG:<font color="#000000">You fail against undead, our most common enemy!

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Hello new nickname. XD

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">I killed a giant with one slash of a fan. :|

Edaric:<font color="#000000">A sleeping giant --

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH &gt;:O

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">She may redeem herself now that our enemies use their eyeballs.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Well, this must be an unpleasant sight to see running at you.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">But you're freaks, so you probably like it.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Done.

Thuggish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- What do we do?!&quot;

Burly Fellow:<font color="#000000">&quot;Take the chest to the arena! GO!&quot;

Aelian has received initiative.Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;I would personally advise die screaming.&quot;

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;It's always such fun.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Schtund dere und lemmee schoot hyu!&quot; &gt;:D

Burly Fellow:<font color="#000000">&quot;The only ones who will die screaming are you, Cuthbertine dogs!&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus looks aside flatly at his companions. &quot;...&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus clears his throat by coughing into a fist.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;OI!&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">JUST within range. Wow. &quot;Corellian, actually!&quot; He says.. and shoots. XP

* Burly Fellow raises a shield and morningstar.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy vorship Garl!&quot;

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;You'd think so.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian nocks two arrows at once and fires at The burly fellow! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-4 = 16 + 15 - 4 = 27&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+15-4 = 20 + 15 - 4 = 31&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;!

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Hello crit. &#171; &#160;1d20+15-4 = 7 + 15 - 4 = 18&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d8+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;74-16 = 74 - 16 = 58&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..I'd suggest surrender. You're all under arrest in the name of the law.&quot; &gt;:|

Burly Fellow:<font color="#000000">Unfortunately, not a crit, but both arrows find their marks, and the man grunts. Is that lethal or nonlethal?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">What's max range for a ranged weapon, again? :.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Max? Like, ten times your range increment.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Ten, thought so. Thanks.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Shit.. did we discuss taking prisoners?

TMG:<font color="#000000">Only the head.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">More or less.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Er, head preist. :B

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Lethal. :3

TMG:<font color="#000000">Everyone else, fuck'em

Burly Fellow:<font color="#000000">&quot;Follow the orcs, get the brute squad! NOW!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">'Take them if you can' is the sentiment.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:.

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">If you can't, hey, they're resisting and murderers.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Orcs?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus leans forward and thunders across the cavern floor! He's significantly faster than he looks. (Burly Fellow gets an AoO as Tom takes a Run action to enter the square.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Crud, hang on.

RAM:<font color="#990000">SUDDENLY!

RAM:<font color="#990000">Cleric!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well I needed to get past the fucking dumbass zerglings to make this shield worthwhile. *bricked*

RAM:<font color="#990000">FOR THE SWARM!

Burly Fellow:<font color="#000000">The man attempts to cave Thomas' unprotected head in with his morningstar! &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 8 + 15 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+6 = 7 + 6 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Heh, unprotected.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Close only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades!

Swallowtail has received initiative.Meany:<font color="#A14D7F"><b>Bitch@

</b> Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">!*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The blow simply strikes a forcefield!

Burly Fellow:<font color="#000000">&quot; Shit. &quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">And bombs.

RAM:<font color="#990000">And HE projos.

RAM:<font color="#990000">And C4.

RAM:<font color="#990000">And...pretty much any explosive, really.

* Swallowtail advances and waits for an opportunity.. ((Done.))

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Gnogglebolt needs a sniper rifle.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">So he can shoot, and become a pinball from the recoil.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">You are hearing pinball sound effects.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">pingball* how did I typo that?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The luminous inquisitor holds his ground and speaks in a condemning tone, &quot;I seriously suggest you consider dropping those weapons before this turns ugly.&quot; He sure doesn't seem scared.

Thuggish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">Well these guys certainly do.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">...well, dangit. Thanks to range and melee, the -least- penalty I can have on any of the enemies is Thuggish 1. Well, Gnogglebolt awkwardly aims the 'wrench' downrange, and fires! (2 increments out, -4 atk) &#171; &#160;1d20+9-4 = 8 + 9 - 4 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; BANG!

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">There is a werecreature right here.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">I'd be surprised if you weren't.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">.....

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Now I'm -hoping- that missed. :B

Thuggish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">The half-orc ducks under the shot.

Barbarus: <font color="#a14d7f">(( He hits tom. ))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">DX

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...No uffense, but hyu are a horrible schot.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus raises a brow and regards the cultists curiously for a moment.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; Wait, some of them are actually surrendering?&quot;

Waiting Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">No, I should clarify.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; ... Well I didn't expect that to work.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh. Oh.

Waiting Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">I meant, they certainly do seem scared. They still have grips on the chest, and on their weapons.

* Gamal-Junayd runs up close to them, weapons at ready. done

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">They certainly do seem scared. :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">ahhh. x3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Drop your weapons and surrender, and there wont be any corpses today to feed to the dog.&quot;

Smoke:<font color="#000000">Grrrrrrrr. &gt;:3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Bite me Shankfang, I focus more on the building than the actual using!&quot;

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">Tavia looks hungry. &gt;:3

Smoke:<font color="#000000">WOOF! &gt;:D

Sszeyl has received initiative.Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">BOW WOW! &gt;:D

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Ladies, be quiet.&quot;

Smoke:<font color="#000000">Hey. &gt;:O

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Why hello, there~

Burly Fellow:<font color="#000000">AoO! &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 6 + 15 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+6 = 8 + 6 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">Hay. &gt;:O

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Swing and a miss~

RAM:<font color="#990000">Combat reflexes?

RAM:<font color="#990000">That's the one that lets you make more than one AoO per round, right?

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">For the first time ever!!

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Done.

Burly Fellow:<font color="#000000">This fellow hunkers behind his shield, shooting quick looks at the surrounding adventurers... before lashing out at Sszeyl! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-3 = 11 + 15 - 3 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+6 = 1 + 6 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+10-3 = 13 + 10 - 3 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+6 = 8 + 6 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; !

Edaric has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">One blow connects, but barely does anything. :v

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">All yours ... whoever. :B

GM:<font color="#000000">Tech.

Edaric:<font color="#A14D7F">Inspire courage!

GM:<font color="#000000">... or Meany.

Edaric:<font color="#A14D7F">+1 to attack and damage for all allies!

GM:<font color="#000000">After this battle, we will have to talk ownership of the bard. =3=

Tathi has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He's in high demand.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Oooh, custody battle.

TMG:<font color="#000000">hmm?

TMG:<font color="#000000">ACK

TMG:<font color="#000000">OOPS

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi chants softly and gestures, and then sends out a mobile ball of fire after the enemy! It's going to last for 10 rounds!

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Go go, Elf Witch, go!

TMG:<font color="#000000">I'm sorry!

TMG:<font color="#000000">I forgot I had him, I didn't realize it was his turn! D: Edaric:<font color="#000000">20 Charisma. =3= *brick'd*

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Okay fuck where's my flaming sphere token. XD

Tokens dropped onto map 'Crane Farm Underground'Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Here's one

Burly Fellow:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 9 + 3 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Reflex save!

Flaming Sphere:<font color="#0000FF">Voosh! Reflex for half of &#171; &#160;2d6 = 7&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; fire damage!

Tokens dropped onto map 'Crane Farm Underground'Burly Fellow:<font color="#000000">I doubt that's enough to negate damage. Roll away!

Tokens dropped onto map 'Crane Farm Underground'Watchful Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">This cultist begins to weave his hands in the air, beginning a rolling, quick chant... and an orange glow flickers over his allies for a moment.

Watchful Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">... he then heads for the hills. ZOOM!

Thuggish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">The others quickly follow suit.

* Thomas Lazarus flicks his eyes north immediately. &quot;Magician, huh..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Was that a withdraw, thug?! &gt;:O

Brutish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">That was! D: * Thomas Lazarus WAVES SWORD!!

Brutish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">I don't wanna stick around near you, no sir! D: GM:<font color="#000000">Shankfang!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang rushes forward, jumps, spins, and shoots! &#171; &#160;1d20+16-2-4+2 = 7 + 16 - 2 - 4 + 2 = 19&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1+1 = 15 + 1 + 1 = 17&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage at the Burly Fellow!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hup, that'samiss.

Burly Fellow:<font color="#000000">TINK! That bullet bounced right off his shield.

Barbarus has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Go, catmen!

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">It's that time again!

Burly Fellow:<font color="#000000">AoO on the weasel! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-3 = 4 + 15 - 3 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+6 = 1 + 6 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Whiff.

Aelian has received initiative.Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian chants a soft spell.. and his next attack with his bow becomes a guarenteed critical!!

Brutish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">&quot;AAAGH! They're still coming! Corthew can't hold 'em all off --&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Done!

Thuggish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">&quot;You heard 'im! Brute squad!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;What is this brute squad they keep mentioning..&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:.

* Thomas Lazarus raises a brow at the echoed voices. &quot;...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy dunno. Zumddink about Orcs?&quot;

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;They -have- noticed we're the slower ones of the group, yes?&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Shrug.

* Thomas Lazarus turns his attention to the fellow near him and flourishes his sword once. Blunt strike: &#171; &#160;1d20+13+1+1-4 = 11 + 13 + 1 + 1 - 4 = 22&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+5 = 3 + 5 = 8&#160;  &#187; Slash: &#171;  &#160;1d20+13+1+1 = 13 + 13 + 1 + 1 = 28&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+5 = 3 + 5 = 8&#160;  &#187; Slash: &#171;  &#160;1d20+13+1+1-5 = 17 + 13 + 1 + 1 - 5 = 27&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+5 = 7 + 5 = 12&#160;  &#187;

Burly Fellow:<font color="#000000">The blunt strike bounces off his shield, but the slashes rip right through his armor.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Done!

Swallowtail has received initiative.* Swallowtail weaves into and out of cover.. Hide check: &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 6 + 10 = 16&#160;  &#187;

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">I forgot about that pesky 30ft sneak attack limit.. &gt;:9

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh. :B

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Might as well use my second action to move then.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">There.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Got...to make...some rocket boots!&quot; Gnogglebolt takes a move-action to holster his Omniwrench, moves forward as his other move action, and draws his bombchucker as a free action. End turn.

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.* Gamal-Junayd just tumbles past at full speed, intent on cutting off the escape

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Escape is, at this point..futile. brutes or no brtues.&quot; done

Watchful Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">&quot;Gotta get the door, gotta -- AGH!&quot;

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&gt;:3

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&gt;:3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">measuring full length now that I can see shows me I can only reach there

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Go Flint Ranger!

Smoke:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 20 + 6 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; bite attack! &gt;:3

Smoke:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6+2+1 = 17 + 6 + 2 + 1 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; forgot flanking and bardsong, even. :o

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Critical oms?!

Smoke:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d6+3+1d6+3 = 3 + 3 + 3 + 3 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; OM NOM. &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 18 + 3 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; trip attempt, too!

Burly Fellow:<font color="#000000">&quot;!!!&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 19 + 3 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Smoke:<font color="#000000">GRRRR. &gt;:9

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">Flint runs up behind and tries to smack the cultist with the pommel of his sword. &#171; &#160;1d20+11-4+3 = 16 + 11 - 4 + 3 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d6+3 = 5 + 3 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Burly Fellow:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- ktch!!&quot; The cultist shakes his head, clearing the stars from his vision. &quot;The Many -- will consume you!&quot;

Sszeyl has received initiative.Edaric:<font color="#000000">Kay...how does this 'Doss Lute&quot; thing work?

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Shut up and take your beatings like a man.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Simply. :3 The abilites it grants are spell-like abilities.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Oh, cool.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Sszeyl zooms ahead of the party a bit, placing himself dead center in a choke point.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Same to you lot. Take your beatings like men.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Done.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi peers at the enemy group.. any way of telling if they're under a magical enhancement?

Burly Fellow:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+15+1-3 = 11 + 15 + 1 - 3 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+6 = 8 + 6 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+15+1-3 = 16 + 15 + 1 - 3 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+6 = 6 + 6 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+10+1-3 = 11 + 10 + 1 - 3 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+6 = 8 + 6 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; ! The cultist makes a last-ditch series of strikes at your friendly neighborhood cleric!

GM:<font color="#000000">I'm surprised you didn't ask when you saw the spell go off, Tathi.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">I plead a random amendment.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">She didn't have line of sight.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">(:3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hm.&quot; Tom attempts to parry the second strike!

* Thomas Lazarus suddenly blurs with motion and attempts to intercept the attack with his blade! ((Wall of Blades technique. Parry roll: &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 2 + 15 = 17&#160;  &#187;))

Edaric has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">No good. But.. even though it strikes his face, the blade draws only sparks, not blood. Tom appears okay?!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Let's see...

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Moving up a bit first, obviously...

Burly Fellow:<font color="#000000">&quot;.... ?!?!&quot; The cultist pulls back his morningstar, and the sweat on his face is clearly not completely due to to nearby flaming sphere. &quot;M-- monsters --&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Oooh. LoS to another one back there... (measures distance)

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Well? :3

Edaric:<font color="#000000">...crap, what's the Caster Level on the Doss Lute? (please be at least 3...)

GM:<font color="#000000">Well what?

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Any way Tathi can tell they're under a magical spell? :3

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">No?

GM:<font color="#000000">5th.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">There's like.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Many hundreds of pounds of rock in the way?

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Excellent. Hey, Waiting Cultist down the way?

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Have some Hold Person!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Hey!! I'm not government authority!!

GM:<font color="#000000">All you know is you saw an orange glow over any cultists you had line of sight to at the time for a few seconds.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">(I don't know what the DC is for the Doss Lute, but cultist must make a Will save...)

Waiting Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 9 + 1 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Waiting Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">I'm pretty sure that failed.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">And what about how obviously speedy they are?

Edaric:<font color="#000000">...and that definitely didn't succeed. &gt;:3

Edaric:<font color="#000000">End turn

Tathi has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Well I don't know why don't you roll Spellcraft, loremaster? :P

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">THANK YOU. XP

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 13 + 15 = 28&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; spellcraft! -5 if its necromancy or illusion, +2 if it's evocation!

GM:<font color="#000000">Yep they're definitely hasted.

Waiting Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">CLUNK. One corner of the chest gets dropped as a cultist freezes in place.

Watchful Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Forget the chest! You two! GET THE DOOR!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Obvious enchantment.. is quite obvious..&quot;

Thuggish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">&quot;But --&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Player forgets, and doesn't have a macro handy. Targeted dispel is a touch?

Edaric:<font color="#000000">(oh yeah, and Hold lasts for 5 rounds)

TMG:<font color="#000000">No, not quite: Liatai:<font color="#000000">Medium range, select a target.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Targeted Dispel: One object, creature, or spell is the target of the dispel magic spell. You make a dispel check (1d20 + your caster level, maximum +10) against the spell or against each ongoing spell currently in effect on the object or creature. The DC for this dispel check is 11 + the spell&#8217;s caster level.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Awesome. HEY DUDE UNDER THE SPHERE.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 17 + 10 = 27&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; caster check! +1 if it's evocation! +4 to overcome spell resistence!

Burly Fellow:<font color="#000000">But I'm not --

* Meany baffs ghost with a gaff.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">wut

Burly Fellow:<font color="#000000">KKK -- There's a sudden crackling, and orange sparks suddenly fly off the fellow and dissipate.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Did you think you weren't under the sphere? Wrong.

Burly Fellow:<font color="#000000">FFFF -- &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Reflex!

Flaming Sphere:<font color="#0000FF">Voosh! Reflex to negate of &#171; &#160;2d6 = 6&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; fire damage!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">And done. ;3

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">http://www.aussiefishingtackle.com.au/assets/images/Economy-Gaff-col.gif

Watchful Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">This cultist jumps back, throwing a pinch of sand in Gamal's direction -- Gamal, make a DC 14 Will save.

Watchful Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">A rainbow-colored cone of light explodes in the dervish's face!

TMG:<font color="#000000">oshit, not that one :o

GM:<font color="#000000">Gamal?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Will Save : &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 1 + 4 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Watchful Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">OUCH.

TMG:<font color="#000000">shite. :B

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Dice gods punishment for late reaction??? XD

Watchful Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">You are stunned for one round!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">yeah..will saves suck for me

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">You may now return to your nap. *bricked*

Brutish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">This cultist takes advantage of the distraction and runs past Sszeyl -- AoO, monk?

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Let's see.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Can I AoO with a grapple?

Brutish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">I believe so. It's been done before.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I believe so.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">83

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Does bardic music apply? :o

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">An AoO is a standard action, I think? So pretty much anything that goes in there. ;)

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+13+1 = 3 + 13 + 1 = 17&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Grapple check bitch!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yes. A grapple check is an attack roll.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Ha ha ha no.

Brutish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">Actually, that touch attack hit.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">:v

Brutish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">Roll Grapple now? &#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 12 + 6 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Doof, got my melees wrong.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">-4 on that.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">:B

Brutish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">Still hit, roll Grapple.

Sszeyl: <font color="#a14d7f">(( Melee is +9 grapple, +13. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#a14d7f">(( THEY'RE RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER, SHUT UP! ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+13+1 = 1 + 13 + 1 = 15&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Oh look. A hand going for your throat, orcy boy.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">And it misses.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Enjoy your running.

Brutish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">Fleee~!

Brutish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">The door is thrown open. &quot;THE LEADEN MACE! THEY'RE HERE!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Bugbears! :V&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">...wait, isn't orcy supposed to roll opposed grapple?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:o

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Nat 1.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Well two of them and a bunch of monsters and impatient violent people, to be precise. *bricked*

Thuggish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">FLEEEEEE!

* Watchful Cultist 1 swears quietly.

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&gt;:3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Trying again, Shankfang moves forward, rolls and fires before getting back to his feet! &#171; &#160;1d20+16+2-1-4 = 6 + 16 + 2 - 1 - 4 = 19&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1+1 = 10 + 1 + 1 = 12&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ack, cat attack.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Man, the dice hate me now. :/

RAM:<font color="#990000">Hi Cocoa! :D

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">*w*

TMG:<font color="#000000">Whew. Dodged getting yanked away -again-.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">I gotta go.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Brb.

TMG:<font color="#000000">You're not taking me again, faimily!

TMG:<font color="#000000">*family

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">*failmily

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">Time for massive init rolls.

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 15 + 2 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Bugbear 16:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 20 + 1 = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+1 = 7 + 1 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+1 = 13 + 1 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+1 = 16 + 1 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+1 = 5 + 1 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+1 = 5 + 1 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+1 = 3 + 1 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

TMG:<font color="#000000">...Um...

RAM:<font color="#990000">:.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Would it...not be betetr to roll one init and control them as the mob they are? ^^;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">While it is easier on the init econ, keep in mind what all of those buggers going at once could do to us.

TMG:<font color="#000000">(seriously, in like the last year across -all- the games, I haven't seen any DM around here roll one init for a mob of identical enemies...)

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Hello? I did it.

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.TMG:<font color="#000000">Oh, did you? Missed/forgot the instance, then.

Barbarus has received initiative.Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Basically.. it's good for light hitters.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Don't do it to anything with a worthy damage output.

Gamal-Junayd: <font color="#0">(( mainly because Iv'e had to do that in real life games..and it usually gets kinda boring seeing the dm move a million tokens. this way it tends to not be huge chunks of dm movement, just more often, smaller ones ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hm. No Meany.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Do you really want to see ten bugbears all go at the same time and pick the same target of opportunity for that moment?

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">^ What I said.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">bad enough I'm stunned anc can't doa thing

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Granted, I do, just because I'm getting fed up with Meany's surreal anti-tactics. &gt;:P *bricked*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">anti tactics?

Primera:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+11+-4+1 = 17 + 11 + -4 + 1 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6+1 = 11 + 6 + 1 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Holy-! Sharp metal coming at you for two passes! &#171; &#160;1d10+4+-4+1 = 9 + 4 + -4 + 1 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+4+1 = 4 + 4 + 1 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage!

Waiting Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">And that's a cultist unconscious.

Aelian has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Aelian!

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian nocks two arrows at once and fires at the burly fellow! WHAM! Automatic crit from ranger magic! &#171; &#160;1d8+3+1d8+3 = 1 + 3 + 5 + 3 = 12&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+15-4 = 4 + 15 - 4 = 15&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;!

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">I said I would brb.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Y'all have no patience. :B

GM:<font color="#000000">I believe that's &quot;if the attack hits,&quot; Aelian.

GM:<font color="#000000">So roll attack for the first one.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Awwww. &#171; &#160;1d20+15-4 = 19 + 15 - 4 = 30&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;

GM:<font color="#000000">Welp. :B

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">HA. *shakes butt at GM*

GM:<font color="#000000">Lethal or non?

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Mmmm. Non.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Pin his feet to the ground with arrows? XD

Burly Fellow:<font color="#000000">KNEE'D.

Burly Fellow:<font color="#000000">And down he goes in a clatter of metal.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">That joke is so worn.

Burly Fellow:<font color="#000000">It worked, don't complain. :P

* Swallowtail droops with slight disappointment. =w=;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ghost; which one, Shankfan'gs kneecaps, or Guard takes an arrow to the knee? :P

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.TMG:<font color="#000000">Both are applicable here. :P

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF"><b>NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

</b> Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">You hear shouts in Goblin, and the sounds of tromping boots.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom nods at the fallen cultist, then sprints off to the north!

RAM:<font color="#990000">Ni?:3

Swallowtail has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tromp tromp. Done.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Likewise.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well that was fast.

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">&quot;(Get going, Locusts! Swarm them with the might of the Many!)&quot; &#171; &#160;1d10+6 = 5 + 6 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Bugbear 18:<font color="#000000">A chorus of echoing roars responds!

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Gnoggle of Bolts!

TMG:<font color="#000000">oh!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Rocket...boots...rocket...boots...ROCKET...BOOTS.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Double-move, end turn

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Those sound.. incredibly dangerous..&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">:B

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Heh, if you want maybe you can hitch a ride on Smoke.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Aroo?

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">OR ME. &gt;:3

* Gamal-Junayd is stunned, and so can do nothing. stupid magic

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">HEY. &gt;:#

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Last call, Gnogglebolt, want a boost?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Join me, Gamal!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">oh, er.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Uh...alright?&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Smoke?&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;Miron transport system.&quot;

Smoke:<font color="#000000">:D !

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(prepares a Ride check to make sure I don't fall off back--uh...&quot;

* Smoke jumps back, picks up Gnogglebolt with his teeth, and bounds forward!

Smoke:<font color="#000000">Wuff wuff wuff! :D

TMG:<font color="#000000">(can Smoke carry the gnome plus almost 100 lbs of equipment? &gt;.&gt;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">It only works if you smash Gnogglebolt's face into the ground with every step.

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">You have any idea how fast you'd be going if you'd chosen me? Oh well. Enjoy your non-nitrious dog. &gt;:3

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">:F

TMG:<font color="#000000">&gt;:P

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yipe!&quot; Gnogglebolt is dragged along by dogjaws!

Sszeyl has received initiative.Smoke:<font color="#000000">Pant pant pant -- you're heavy.

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">And nobody is surprised that I trained Smoke to do this? Hah, this is why I like working with the Guardians. |3 *brick'd*

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Five weak bugbears from what I can see. One bugbear that looks like a decent combatant.&quot;

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">Fabolous hat man please.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;And they relied on these things for defense?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Hey, Brute.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Have an offhand backfist.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+9+mod = 5 + 9 + 1 = 15&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Drow strike! &#171; &#160;1d8+5+modb = 4 + 5 + 1 = 10&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Magical damage.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Yeah, I was gonna say.

Brutish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">Not enough.

Edaric has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Oh well.

Edaric has received initiative.Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Wait, did you really spend one of your Ranger Animal Companion Bonus Tricks to teach him that? xD

TMG:<font color="#000000">(Er, drop initiative)

TMG:<font color="#000000">IMPERSONATION!

TMG:<font color="#000000">Dangit

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">I'd say it counts as Fetch and Heel. |3

TMG:<font color="#000000">and the last line was in fingerquotes

TMG:<font color="#000000">har.

GM:<font color="#000000">Bardly?

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Tech.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Move your scrawny ass.

Edaric:<font color="#A14D7F">Or I will.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">... It's always been you. :P

Edaric:<font color="#000000">The DM did.

Tathi has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We only even discussed ownership when you disced.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">He's been working Ed for the past two turns. :V

TMG:<font color="#000000">GHA

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">And yes, in the biblical sense too.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Crap!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi hasn't spotted any targets, so she double moves, and sends the flaming sphere up to.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Um.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Dangit, I keep tabbing out. Dx

Flaming Sphere:<font color="#0000FF">Woosh. Hi.

Flaming Sphere:<font color="#0000FF">End turn!

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">You move a flaming sphere by using a move action.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Still Ed's turn and he hasn't done anything?

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Unless you somehow have three move actions.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Or did you do it already, meany?

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">He moved, kept music up.

TMG:<font color="#000000">(init says still on Ed...)

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Blah de blah.

LavaRock_PP:<font color="#A14D7F">Why is there a lava rock here.

LavaRock_PP:<font color="#A14D7F">And why do I have ownership.

Watchful Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 17 + 5 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; ranged touch attack on Thomas! &#171; &#160;4d6 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; fire damage if it hits.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Meany: He's been working Ed for the past two turns. :V Meany: And yes, in the biblical sense too.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Huh?

* Thomas Lazarus flashes a look back at the cultist --

Brutish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">This cultist takes out a battleaxe and swings it at Sszeyl! &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 1 + 7 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 6 + 3 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Brutish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">... and drops the axe.

TMG:<font color="#000000">(...strange, the init tracker is still showing Ed's turn...)

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Is this your first day on the job?&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Wait, fumble? I thought we weren't doing that? :. (oh well...)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Immediate action; Energy Aegis. Tom holds up his palm and the flames his a red runic sigil in the air!!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">..Well okay, not so immediate, but I didn't have a macro written and had to check something. :B

Watchful Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ghk --&quot; The cultist pulls his hand back and has quite the eloquent &quot;oh shit&quot; expression on his face.

Bugbear 17:<font color="#000000">This bugbear readies a morningstar...

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Error on the init tracker.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Visual cue is stuck on Ed.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">what the.. my init's stuck too. Huh.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... very strange.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Oh well. Just means paying attention. ;)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Mine shows just fine.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">stuck here as well

TMG:<font color="#000000">Grdang.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">OH NO.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Oh what a shame.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Players will have to pay attention. :P *brick'd*

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Do you accept checks? *brick'd*

TMG:<font color="#000000">Oy. Alright. xD

* Dr. Hatari drums fingers at the loafers. &gt;:|

* Shankfang the Deffrider rushes forward. Double move, end turn.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ah, dere hyu all are.&quot; &gt;:3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Click as he cocks back the lock on his pistol.

Bugbear 19:<font color="#000000">Ready!

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Ram said cocks! *BRICKED AWAY*

Barbarus has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Barbarus!

GM:<font color="#000000">Barbarus?

* Teeny Rin fires up the Cat-signla.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Rag!

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Back from pizza surprise run.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Well that doesn't look right. *signal

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Oh look.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">You're still alive.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Let's fix that.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 11 + 13 = 24&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Concentration check with your AC as the DC if I make it, then suddenly this attack deals double damage. &#171; &#160;1d20+11+1 = 17 + 11 + 1 = 29&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Attack, &#171;  &#160;1d10+5+1 = 7 + 5 + 1 = 13&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; damage.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;La Muerte!&quot;

Watchful Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">&quot;Corthew's down, they're -- &quot; The cultist is cut off rather gruesomely. Namely, Primera just cut off his head.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">DECAPITATION~

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">damn not using non lethal

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and that seemed to be the leader of this little group

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Really, I'd say Corthew was.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">or at least seargent

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">after burly guy, he commanded

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Technical double move, so done.

Aelian has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well, they are cultists of Erythnul, the insane monster murder god. Their survival is sort of a farce. We just want their commanders to interrogate before we hang them. These guys are like jay-walking baby rapists.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian's in the dark. Sec. XP

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Cross-walks haven't even been invented yet!

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Wrong.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">A farce is supposed to be funny.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">And no one except Barbie is laughing.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Double move, and done!

Bugbear 16:<font color="#000000">The bugbears stand firm...

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">You probably should run.

* Thomas Lazarus raises a brow. &quot;...&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Unless you want loldamage from sneak attacks.

Brutish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">Where?!

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F"><b>That looks distinctly like your problem.

</b> Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom shouts back, &quot;Hey, Tathi, could really use a couple bombs up here!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom advances one last pace and holds his ground.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Bombs? Smoke, forward! Quick-like!&quot;

Bugbear 19:<font color="#000000">NOT AS PLANNED. =3=;;;;

Swallowtail has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;So, how many do you think will die in the first fireball?&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Brute squad: Out-bruted.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;I have a gold on four.&quot;

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- (Change of plans. ARENA! GO!)&quot; the black bugbear commands in Goblin.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Swallowtail vanishes in a puff of smoke while advancing.

Swallowtail: <font color="#ff0000">(( Done. ))

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Barbarus huffs.

* Bugbear 22 makes a swat at Thomas with his morningstar -- &#171; &#160;1d20+5+1 = 15 + 5 + 1 = 21&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+2 = 3 + 2 = 5&#160;  &#187; -- before retreating. That draws an AoO, yes?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It does.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 18 + 15 = 33&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+5 = 9 + 5 = 14&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Slash!

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Here I am.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Hoping those three hd are d4s.

Bugbear 22:<font color="#000000">The bugbear stumbles, but charges on!

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Just so this goes faster. :v

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Though that would be amazingly fun.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Wading into melee with 10+ low level spellcasters.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">And just chopping them down.

Watchful Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">You already did that -- *head-kick'd*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sounds like a Tordek daydream.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt spends a full-round action priming and loading his bombchucker with something as Smoke drags him across the ground. Use Technological Device Check to prime grenade: &#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 16 + 17 = 33&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Successfully primed. End turn.

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Gamal, you are no longer stunned!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">with everyone else dead or unconcious..time to catch up

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Everyone's dead, Dave.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Everyone.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well you did just pass an enemy.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And provoked from him. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The strongest one left, even.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Look at him.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Admiring his biceps.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Don't worry.

* Gamal-Junayd spins and charges forward. he casually slashes out at the brutish cultist as he tumbles at full speed. dodge will be on bugbear 20. (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 12 = 12&#160;  &#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+16+AMod = 12 + 16 + 2 = 30&#160;  &#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+6+DMod = Dam = (7 + 6 + 1) = 14&#160;  &#187;) ''

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">He'll be admiring his new open chest cavity soon.

Brutish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">&quot;GHA! I'LL DESTROY YOU AS A DEMON!&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd then looks ahead at the array of bugbears

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So..who's up for a little..dancing?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hmph. Is that the promise you get for joining this madness?&quot;

Smoke:<font color="#000000">Wuff wuff wuff!

* Flint Carthan whistles. &quot;Yep, that's fireball fodder if I ever saw it.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm a demon-slayer first and foremost. I'll be waiting when you come back.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vy vould hennyone vant to be a demon.&quot; :/

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Tell me he did not just say fireball fodder..&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi..get up here and take care of these scum before I get bored looking at em.&quot;

Bugbear 20:<font color="#000000">FLEEEEE!

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Oh look.&quot;

Sszeyl has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;The weaklings flee like rabbits before a bear.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;A rabbit would very easily outrun a bear. I suggest wolf.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I'll blow them away, I'll blow them away! As soon as I get out of Init-limbo. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Hello again.&quot;

* Thuggish Cultist 1 is swearing fervently in Orcish at the &quot;brute squad&quot; running away.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+9+mod = 11 + 9 + 1 = 21&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Drow strike! &#171; &#160;1d8+5+modb = 8 + 5 + 1 = 14&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Magical damage.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">What did the five fingers say to the face when they were pissed off?

Thuggish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">Lethal or non?

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F"> Bitch-slap!

Edaric has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Also, non.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Running, running~

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">I love being able to flip flop on that.

Tathi has received initiative. Gamal-Junayd whispers: just making sure, blades are merciful on right now, so gamals pure nonlethal damage

GM:<font color="#000000">Tathi time!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi moves, also moving the sphere up as well. End turn!

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">I read that as Tea Time.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">And pictured everyone stopping for some Earl Gray and scones.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Mmm, tea...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I heard &quot;Pizza Time!&quot; from the old SNES TMNT brawler.

* Brutish Cultist 1 roars, stepping and waiting...

Thuggish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">This one moves up in concert.

TMG:<font color="#000000">aw crap, I hope the rest don't flee, this is the perfect blastable bunch...

Thuggish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7+3 = 18 + 7 + 3 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3+2d6 = 6 + 3 + 5 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; -- How do you sneak attack with a battleaxe?!

Brutish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+7+3 = 6 + 7 + 3 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3+2d6 = 7 + 3 + 8 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; I don't know, but these two are doing it to Thomas.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">How did you exit a threatend square without provoking? :V

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Oh right. Rogue.

Thuggish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">Five-foot step.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The battle-axe... draws sparks off the inquisitor's chest. The second simply hits a field in the air. Thomas is still completely unscratched.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">5 foot step

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Screw five foot steps sideways, with a rusty wrench.

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Shankfang!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; &gt;:|

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Running running running dammit guys wait up I wanna shoot them! D: Thuggish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">&quot;.... by the Many -- these guys are scarier than the Red!&quot; D8

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F"><b>And suddenly you have my undivided attention.

</b> Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">AHA!

* Thomas Lazarus just slowly looks towards Sszeyl with this expression of, 'oh great'.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">'Look what you did.'

Thuggish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">&quot;SCREW THIS YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN!&quot;

Brutish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">&quot;HEY!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy seeee hyu!&quot; &gt;:D

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;OI!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F"><b>&quot;And where do you think you're going?&quot;

</b> Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Said more as a growl than Dragonspeak.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Every single one of you..are coming with us. The only choice you have...is wether you will come with us alive of your own will...alive and unconcious, or dead. &quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">(In Orcish) &quot;Don' hyu even tink about runnink! Hy chust got line uf sight on hyu!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">End turn.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt, meanwhile, is starting to feel conflicted. Again, just a gaggle of low-class guys, hered by someone stronger than them...but, with a grimace, Gnogglebolt remembers that even if they give up and surrender, they'll probablyy be executed anyway because they're all murderers.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt tightens his grip as he prepares to unleash the ticking device within.

Bugbear 21:<font color="#000000">RUN AWAAAAAAAAY!

Barbarus has received initiative.Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Aaaand the gaggle runs off anyway.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Damn init-limbo.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">If only Renia were here!

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Smoke, let 'im up.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Sayyyyy she's on hiatus, she could be your cohort -- *BRICKED*

Smoke:<font color="#000000">Wruff! The dog tries to adjust so Gnogglebolt can climb up.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Hmm,.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">No flashy tricks, no flourishes.

TMG:<font color="#000000">huh? Climb up...oh! Onto Smoke's back?

Smoke:<font color="#000000">Yes!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I believe Gnogglebolt is being, like, carried by his scruff like a kitten. :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">Yeah, he is.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Have to wait my turn to mount, though. It's a move-action (unless I succeed a DC 20 Ride check to Fast Mount)

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">The weasel just smoothly, and quietly lines up his swordpoint between this guy's ribs and...&#171; &#160;1d20+13+1 = 6 + 13 + 1 = 20&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Stab. Sneak attack damage &#171; &#160;1d6+2+2d6 = 1 + 2 + 6 = 9&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187;.

Brutish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ghh-- haah -- &quot; ooh that bubbling sucking sound does not sound good.

Aelian has received initiative.Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Finally, targets!

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian nocks two arrows at once and fires at Brutish Cultist 1! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-4 = 3 + 15 - 4 = 14&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+15-4 = 14 + 15 - 4 = 25&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 2 + 3 = 5&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;! All non-lethal.

TMG:<font color="#000000">(...how high is the ceiling?)\

Brutish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">Well, he's unconscious... but definitely not looking good.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Done!

GM:<font color="#000000">15 feet and getting higher as you go.

GM:<font color="#000000">Or rather, the caves are steadily sloping downward.

* Thomas Lazarus casts a mostly indifferent glance down at the fallen cultist. With the divine shield protecting him, he doesn't seem very concerned with lowering his guard to do so. Heal check: &#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 19 + 14 = 33&#160;  &#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;All running for the arena, it looks like.&quot;

Brutish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">-1 and losing.

TMG:<font color="#000000">(just high enough, then.)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, if they form up there, tathi can always deal with em.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Righto.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">And.. adjust.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy vonder vat else iz vaitink for us dere, tough.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Probably an owlbear.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Because why not?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">*_* Nonlethal: &#171; &#160;1d20+15+2-4 = 15 + 15 + 2 - 4 = 28&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+5 = 1 + 5 = 6&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Nonlethal: &#171;  &#160;1d20+15+2-4 = 11 + 15 + 2 - 4 = 24&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+5 = 2 + 5 = 7&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Lethal: &#171;  &#160;1d20+15+2-5 = 9 + 15 + 2 - 5 = 21&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+5 = 1 + 5 = 6&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Also, this is a rather elaborate cave system. I'll have to talk to the farmer about buying it from him.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy vas tinkink de zombie dat makes more zombies.&quot; :.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;You and your caves...&quot;

Thuggish Cultist 1:<font color="#000000">And he goes down hard.

Swallowtail has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;If Barbarus gets to slowly buy up the market district, I get to buy all the cave systems around.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Hy didn' get to schoot henny uf dem.&quot; &gt;: * Swallowtail bites her tessen so hard as she is robbed of her target yet again!!!! &gt;:E

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Maybe buy the surface farm as well, and we can situate a new base building, a proper guild house, out here.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Stealth checks: &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 8 + 10 = 18&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+10 = 14 + 10 = 24&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Done!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">wait, is that combat over, or still in init?

Bugbear 22:<font color="#000000">You hear heavy stone doors being thrown aside.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Still init.

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well as of this moment all hostile combatants have left our LoS.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why are you people talking about buying out a poor, honest farmer?!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wouldn't force him. Never know, maybe he'd be interested in selling his land. It doesnt hurt to extend an offer.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus murmurs, &quot;More importantly, why do you want any random land you can find?&quot; He glances flatly back at Sszeyl and Gamal.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt clambers up and properly mounts Smoke as a move-action. &quot;Okay, Smoke...&quot; Gnogglebolt then remebers the ticking in his bombchucker. &quot;Oh, geargrit!&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Me? I want to establish a monastery some day.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Are you guys still pursuing, or regrouping?

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Party?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Suddenly, Gnogglebolt points up and shoots at the ceiling! SHOONK.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not random. just on the look out for aquiring a spot for a proper guild house. one with a proper kitchen.&quot;

* Gamal-Junayd is in persuit mode

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You're getting a little obsessive.&quot; =w=;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">A burst of electricity explodes on the ceiling! But, it's above everyone's heads.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Pursuit.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">*sword'd*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Let's please regroup.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I WANNA SHOOT SOMEONE!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Alright, uh...Onward, my valiant steed!&quot; Gnogglebolt points dramatically. End turn.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So we don't do the chasing in single file for four hours dance for four more hours.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And we can just fireball them.

GM:<font color="#000000">.... rrrrrrrrrrrrrumble.... A small shower of dirt lands on Gnogglebolt's head...

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;When we get to town.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;We buy you riding dog.&quot;

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Yes?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus looks up curiously. &quot;?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Knowledge: Architecture &amp; Engineering check. &#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 15 + 17 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;. Please don't tell me I just compromised the structrual integrity of the tunnel. D: Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">I vote similarly to Hatari.

* Gamal-Junayd will double move tumble at full speed

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Aaand there goes Gamal.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Yes, regroup, and DM-move?

GM:<font color="#000000">Well, I would, but Gamal just ran off. :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">dodge on 23

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">If we can get Gamal to get his ass back here, sure.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Dammit dancer. -3-

Smoke:<font color="#000000">WOOF! &gt;:D

Sszeyl has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">say regroup in character next time, cause we are in a chase bit

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It was a DM question =3=

TMG:<font color="#000000">^ that. :B

GM:<font color="#000000">Meany?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">still someone could of said something icly

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Ah live.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Hmmm.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">I think I'll stop there.

Edaric has received initiative.Tathi has received initiative.Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Form up. Let's get our master blaster up where she can do damage.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Right.&quot;

* Edaric shoulders his lute to run up to the scene faster.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We could baton relay Tathi. She weighs like 80lbs tops.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tathi, Ael, Shankfang, c'mon!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Gha, just let me reload this thing...&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Cone of cold, make way!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Gotta wait for my turn.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Gamal, details on the arena?&quot;

* Railock runs back, picks her up, then runs forward. she needs haste

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">What she needs.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Is overland flight.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">As does Tom.

GM:<font color="#000000">Gonna move, Tathi?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's dark, can't see much past the door!&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">And Gnoggle.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi quickly moves to catch up, leaving her sphere behind. Done!

Bugbear 17:<font color="#000000">The bugbears seem to be running for the sides of the entrance.

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Bugbear 22:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl can see rope ladders.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Watch out, big Half-Orc coming through!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">In fact...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">This is a straight line! All out run, go!

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Gamal, there are rope ladders inside the arena.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">They are inside, right?

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;I believe they are trying to lure us into a trap.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Yep.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Rather sloppily.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">RUN RUN RUN!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;BOO!&quot; &gt;:D

Bugbear 23:<font color="#000000">This one provokes from Gamal as he runs!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;WEll..not much of a trap if they dont get through and to the other side before we do...right?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 11 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+18+AMod = 11 + 18 + 2 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 1d6+8+DMod = Dam = (2 + 8 + 1) = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">...

Bugbear 23:<font color="#000000">It barely even stumbles -- a crackle of magic meets Gamal's blade.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oh, just wait. In afew levels, I get to make ranged AoO's *.*

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Liatai..the Symbol thing is visible through the fog.

Bugbear 21:<font color="#000000">&quot;(PULL UP THE LADDERS, CLOSE THE DOORS, GO!)&quot;

Barbarus has received initiative.TMG:<font color="#000000">I see it, too...strange

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Still want to let em get in position for a trap so tathi can get up here?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">it may be giving off a light?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It's glowing, so you can see it in the dark.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I'm gonna need to get Combat Reflexes.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">True.]

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">&quot;(WAIT FOR ME YOU INGRATES!)&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">But I can see it despite not having LOS.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">AoO's from 60 feet away. *.*

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Also, done.

Bugbear 24:<font color="#000000">&quot;(FUCK YOU, YOU CAN DEAL WITH THEM!)&quot;

Aelian has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ranged weapons don't threaten, sorry, no ranged AoOs. :B

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Barbarus mimes pulling up something, then climbing up a ladder.

TMG:<font color="#000000">wait, what language are they speaking?

RAM:<font color="#990000">BUT!

TMG:<font color="#000000">Goblin? Orc?

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">Goblin.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;They are pulling up their ladders, and leaving their commander.&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Heh. Gnogglebolt understands them. x3

RAM:<font color="#990000">Gunman gets a class feature that allows him to make ranged AoO's. &gt;:3

GM:<font color="#000000">Aelian!

RAM:<font color="#990000">I just need to wait a few levels.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">but how much area does he threaten?

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian double moves, and done!

RAM:<font color="#990000">Like, six levels.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well that's retardedly abusable and deserves immediate scrutiny if I've ever heard of such a thing. o3o

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.RAM:<font color="#990000">It doesn't say, just that he can make AoO's with a ranged weapon.

TMG:<font color="#000000">(Gamal; that is a good question, and one that hasn't been answered yet by DM-inspection. And yes, Hatari, I agree.)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'll look it over.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Agreed as well.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">But for now?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Cultists. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">..Wait, no, we've had this conversation before. He simply uses the gun to make melee AoOs.

TMG:<font color="#000000">(I told Ramonly goes within 5-foot range, but Ram wouldn't hear any of it)

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ah, yes. Cultists. :B

Swallowtail has received initiative.Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Heeeeyyyy more of that double moving we've been doing all day done. :B

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">actually. any other place I've seen with that

* Swallowtail gets into position. This time!!! *_*

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">usually just means your 5 foot reach

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">and you can use ranged weapons to AoO like melee

Bugbear 22:<font color="#000000">This guy just -barely- makes it up the retracting ladders.

TMG:<font color="#000000">^ Yep, that's what I told ram. But, he wouldn't listen to me. -3-

* Bugbear Cleric makes a grab for them -- &#171; &#160;1d20 = 15&#160;  &#187;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Hey, all I'm saying is it doesn't say, and I'm not going to make assumptions on what it is. Liacute can review and make a determination at her leisure.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Until then, cultists.

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">Swing and a miss. He roars in rage, then charges into the arena. &quot;I'm going to sacrifice you all -- BOSS!&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Crap I think someone knocked on door, brb, will take my turn. Just loading bombchucke anyway

* Thomas Lazarus continues stalking rapidly after the bugbears. He's fast for such a heavily armored assault looking Inquisitor. &quot;I don't suppose I can convince you all to stop running and surrender with dignity? I'm getting winded.&quot;

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">can I see these ladders?

Bugbear 24:<font color="#000000">Not anymore, the bugbears have pulled them up and are closing trapdoors.

TMG:<font color="#000000">nvm, no one there

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so no chance for a jump to try and catch one?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">or jump for one of the trap doors?

GM:<font color="#000000">Well, you can try, but you'll need a Strength check afterward.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">how much height do I need on the jump?

GM:<font color="#000000">20 feet.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">The entrance to the main arena is open, yes?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Forward, Smoke!&quot; Gnogglebolt says as he reloads the bombchucker, this time with something that doesn't have a time limit (normal alchemists's fire--waiiit a minute

GM:<font color="#000000">Yes, the entrance to the main arena is open.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I am derp. Grenades were never on a time limit, they only explode on impact--but I -can- put a delay on them.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Priming grenade: &#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 1 + 17 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">SHITE

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">X3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">....Well.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Misfire~

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">I swear if you blow up my dog -- &gt;8|

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">as I'm limited to 8 feet jump and 6 feet of my height, I dont think my arms can reach 6 further feet above me. Oh well. stupid max jump height. at the doors, is the cleric visible?

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">You hit everyone~ *dance* &gt;83

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">BZZZZRP

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Ow.&quot;

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">The cleric is visible.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">on the ground?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">There is no max jump height, remember?

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Yipe!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That was a misreading.

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">Yep. The straw is the ground of the arena; the dirt areas in this room are 20 feet up.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Everyone takes &#171; &#160;2d6 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; piercing damage, &#171;  &#160;1d6 = 1&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; exlectricity damage, and must make a DC 15 Fort save or be dazed for 1 round.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 12 + 7 = 19&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Fort save!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(Gnogglebolt's Electricty Resistance negates the elec damage entirely)

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 7 + 8 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 20 + 5 = 25&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Fort save!

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">O_O !?

Smoke:<font color="#000000">YIPE!!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">What.

Smoke:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 1 + 6 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt is just sitting there, with a lacerated hand and a blackened face, blinking.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">so IU'd need 12 feet of jump..that's DC 48, and still out of my reach. gonna stop here just outside fo doors, wait for people. done

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;GHA!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Va-oh, dammit Gnogglebolt! Hyu hef to be kareful vith doze tinks.&quot;

Smoke:<font color="#000000">Bowrrrrrrr... @w@

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Um.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Sszeyl slowly...and meaningfully glares at Gnogglebolt with his hair in an afro.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oops.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Now is everyone regrouping? :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sitting on te dog jostled me.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Yes.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Please!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">YES! &gt;:O

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Yes. :3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I acidentally connected the lead.&quot; -3- He says, totally nonchalant, like this is normal.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Wait...

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Barbarus Gibbs slaps Gnogglebolt with his tail.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Gamal ve're regroupink get you ass back here.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus looks at the others for a moment. &quot;... Sheesh. Atleast you were all under divine aid.&quot;

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Smoke, you okay boy?!&quot; Flint practically shoves Gnogglebolt off the dog's back.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Did Gnogglebolt remove the damage from his 13 temporary hitpoints first?

Smoke:<font color="#000000">I can see smells... @w@

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ghuf.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(...Oh, we had divine aid? Nvm.)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">whats the cleric doind as we regroup?

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">I'm gonna punch him.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(His hand isn';teven lacerated, but his face is still soot-blackened)

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Iz Smoke hokay?&quot; &gt;: Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d100 = 95&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

* Thomas Lazarus stares back a moment.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sorry about that! Really, sorry about that. Sitting on a bouncing dog is not conducive to priming explosives safely.&quot;

* Flint Carthan pats the dog. &quot;Seems fine, thanks to Tom's spell. See if I ever let you ride my dog again, crazy Mazian... &quot; Grumble.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well, if no one is hurt, the lead bugbear just ran off to his leader.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So get one of those...magic carpets...I've heard the ride on those is pretty smooth.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Let's group up and go!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Pet pet pet.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom goes to the entrance.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm sorry! It's just...it happens sometimes. I'm sorry, Smoke...&quot; Gnogglebolt tries to pet the dog some as well to make up for it, before getting his gameface back on.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">DM move, or are we done being lazy.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">DM move plz

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">SLOTH.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Holy fuck.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;There is someone over there.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Mmm, Hy like vere dis iz gun.&quot; &gt;:3

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Oh my god.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt gapes as they enter the big 'arena'. &quot; How long have they been here?...&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">The circle flares brightly as you step into the arena. Vision has switched to day.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;I really should buy this place.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;The stone is going to be expensive to get fixed, though.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">It's the American Gladiators set. We just need tennis-ball launchers behind the barricades!! *tennis-ball'd*

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Tom, could your stone magic just clean that up?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Aww, I was hoping for Ninja Warrior. &gt;: Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;There's no one to 'buy' this illegal underground temple from, and it's in the middle of farmland. You're such an impulse buyer.&quot; =w=;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;More importantly!&quot; &gt;:O Sword pointed out.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Maybe we should have someone watch this while we check out the other two branches.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Of course I am.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Oops, I missed a cultist.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...........................&quot; &gt;:|

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Sword droop. &quot; Well I kind of expected something to happen by now.&quot; :|

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Look, dey even hef barricades to take kover behind!&quot; &gt;:D

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Let's explore!&quot; &gt;:O

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">How easy would it be to climb the walls?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ja!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang readily agrees to exploring!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Where'd they go? We have to find them and catch up with them before they escape!&quot;

* Shankfang the Deffrider dons Indiana Jones hat.

Bugbear 21:<font color="#000000">If you look back as you head out into the arena, you can see cultists staring fearfully out at you as they press against doors on the top ring of the arena. O_O

* Gamal-Junayd points to the ceiling

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;They went up into some trap doors&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:.

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Oh, hello.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Just a second, we'll be up for you.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Gamal, could you jump that high?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vat's got dem soilink demselves?&quot; :.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt decides what the hell, to try something.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He calls out in Goblin.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=3= Thomas seems slightly put off somehow.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I could get close.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;(Hey. Are you really gonna make us come up there?)&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;(Really?)&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'd need a boost to get all the way up there though.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Hmm, how about if we helped you? :.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Kome oooooon, zumddink heppen!&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;That's enough of that,&quot; a voice booms from the center of the arena. &quot;Normally I'd be all for the wholesale slaughter, but it's much more interesting to have Leaden Mace sacrifices as an appetizer.&quot; The door t the arena slams shut behind you.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Depends on how much help.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, great.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&gt;:D

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Ah-hah! &gt;:D

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I knew that was going to happen.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">.... I mean, &quot;oh no&quot; =w=;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Look at these muscles, I could probably throw one of their doors up there.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You ready for this, Thomas? &gt;:D

Gamal-Junayd: <font color="#0">(( I'd need about +13 to my jumpt o auto make it. course...haste would add +12 from the speed, so haste and bard song inspire confidence would do it ))

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let's play a little game.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Great.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">OH GOD IT'S JIGSAW!

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">Now I can't unhear Jigsaw.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt just sighs and rolls his eyes.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy like games.&quot; &gt;:D

* Thomas Lazarus watches the floor for a moment, looking blank. &quot;...&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;'''Choose your devourers, inquisitors. Door number one, door number two, or door number three?'''&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;All three at once.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Iz dis a game vere Hy get to schoot hyu?&quot; &gt;:D

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Of course you'll get to shoot him, you just need to beat up his minions first.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I choose you, mysterious voice. Come out and fight, it will save us all the time.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah-ah-ah, inquisitors, I thought you enjoyed playing by the rules?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider: <font color="#990000">&quot;Umm, Gnogglebolt?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus stabs his sword into the ground for a moment, and calmly, methodically disarms his shield and threads it back over his scabbard.

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;In either case, you'll have to open the doors yourselves.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Inquistor.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;We're not inquisitors, genius. Well, not all of us. Only three here.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm not an inquisitor.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;There's only one inquisitor here.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider: <font color="#990000">&quot;Hy don' tink dat vas vun uf de choices.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; What, shankfang--oh for the love of...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;I'm just the guy who's going to kill you all and buy this place from the farmer.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sszeyel, I think you forgot about flint and the dog. with Thomas, that makes three.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You forgot hat. Or Tomas. One of them.&quot; =3=

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Oh, they're full inquistors?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;I thought they were some other branch.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; =3= &quot;Anywho.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ai yi yi. We have to open the doors ourselves? I just want to get the leader.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vell, vat are ve vaitink for? Let's open zum doors und kill tinks!&quot; \o/

* Thomas Lazarus draws his sword out of the ground.

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;'''Maybe you will! Maybe you'll get lucky.'''&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; Don't like playing along with this kind of crap...&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So, I take 1, Thomas two, and sszeyel 3? just to get thsi over faster.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Sure.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Don't be dumb.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;No, let's take them down one at a time, all at once on a single target.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Sszeyl can't take an encounter. *bricked*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;That will be fastest.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">let tathi back up sszeyel, he just has to open the door

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Right-hand-rule, let's go.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Oh, kan Hy open de first door?&quot; :D

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh..I was hoping there'd be SOMETHING of a challenge here. But we can play it safe if everyone wants to.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt (though keeping form for DM move) starts heading for the door to the far right, grumbling about being a rat in a maze.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">March. &gt;:|

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas tries east.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Alright...hey, Wolf Wall. Who here was around for the Wolf Wall?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; You haven't been paying attention if you think there won't be a challenge...&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">......

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Kan Hy kan Hy kan Hy please please pleeeeaaaase?&quot; :D

TMG:<font color="#000000">what the -hell- is going on with the move?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I... don't know.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'm trying to grab characters.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">People are moving them. :B

TMG:<font color="#000000">Is more than one person trying to move the same token at once? &gt;8[

TMG:<font color="#000000">Peopele wuit it.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Let DM have it.

TMG:<font color="#000000">*quit

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Alright, for whoever wasn't here for the Wolf Wall...everyone with a melee weapon, stand up front, make a line, shoulder-to-shoulder.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Everyone with range, stand right behind them. Remember this, Thomas?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Mm-hmm.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;'''Door number three. Hmmhmm. This will be fun. Gather round, children, prepare for a show.&quot;'''

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy...hef a melee veapon.&quot; &gt;.&gt;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I mean people who like to mix it up personally, Shankfang.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;The ones who are good at it.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang fingers the axe at his hip.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Come to think of it, I don't think he's ever even drawn it.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Is it a double door or single slab?

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;'''Are you ready, inquisitors and allies? Of course not. Your kind are never ready for death. But it lies in wait for you anyway!'''&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">shank. you have a melee weapon. I have a ranged. I dont ever expect us to really have to use them :)

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;We're the rock and the enemy is the wave, they'll crash and break upon us.&quot; Gnogglebolt loads his bombchucker again, this time taking 10 to prime a grenade since there's no rush of combat.

GM:<font color="#000000">A single slab. As soon as it's touched, it begins to move.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Qvit schtallink! Brink it on!&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Prepare your initiative!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Init! &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 4 + 1 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Is it time for fightink now? &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 5 + 5 = 10&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Initiative!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(Initiative Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+7 = 9 + 7 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 6 + 1 = 7&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 6 + 9 = 15&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Demonic Tiger 1:<font color="#000000">For death waits for you all with sharp, nasty, pointy claws.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I..keep going up by 1 point

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 2 + 2 = 4&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Dex check!

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Huh. I thought Edaric had some macros.

Demonic Tiger 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 18 + 2 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+2 = 20 + 2 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+2 = 11 + 2 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+2 = 18 + 2 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+6 = 10 + 6 = 16&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Init.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Holy crap, three 20+

Flint Carthan:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 1 + 3 = 4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((dexterity-10)/2) = 12 + floor((17 - 10) / 2) = 15&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; initiative!

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 11 + 5 = 16&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; initiative!

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">The cat looks positively gleeful.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hope you guys are ready, they're gonna crash on you hard

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Should we bother programming init? What with the tool being borked?

TMG:<font color="#000000">Lia, you haven't cleared the init field yet?

Barbarus: <font color="#a14d7f">(( It's stll showing me the old init. ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">She probably has.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But it froze.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I have. =3=;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It looks fine on my end.

TMG:<font color="#000000">...Oh

TMG:<font color="#000000">.....&gt;Well, crap

TMG:<font color="#000000">It -is- completely frozen in the old state with the old enemies entirely, then.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Meh.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well, just enter them via tokens anyways.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Already did...

TMG:<font color="#000000">but don't even know what the order is. Hrm.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Aaand brb, bafroom.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Guess it's a mystery.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">I could enter my init so as long as it's still fine for liatai, we should get the notices of who's up when

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ghost, maybe reboot server? Lack of indicator was acceptable, but having a -total- mystery init?

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 1 + 2 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

TMG:<font color="#000000">That's gonna be harsh. -3-

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Guess we'll just have to pay attention and be on our toes.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Instead of being afk the whole time and causing the battles to take five fucking hours you guys.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">pay attention, after the first round, we'll know who's ahead of us

TMG:<font color="#000000">alright alright...

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Barbarus asks that you use ice, Tathi.&quot;

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;He wants to use the pelts later.&quot;

Demonic Tiger 1:<font color="#000000">This one begins to claw at Thomas -- oh gods the claws -- 2 claws &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 3 + 9 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+6 = 4 + 6 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+9 = 3 + 9 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+6 = 3 + 6 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;, and bite &#171;  &#160;1d20+4 = 10 + 4 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d6+3 = 6 + 3 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; , followed by two rakes with the hind claws -- &#171;  &#160;1d20+9 = 20 + 9 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+9 = 16 + 9 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; -- and if any of those first three attacks hit, prepare to grapple.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Crit.

Demonic Tiger 1:<font color="#000000">Add +2 to all of those attacks -- oooooh. Crit confirm on the first rake. &#171; &#160;1d20+9+2 = 14 + 9 + 2 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Demonic Tiger 1:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d8+3 = 3 + 3 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; extra damage if that confirms.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">One of the rakes manages to get through and scratch Tom!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">... But that's all.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Dude, grapple.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'm following instructions. =3=

Demonic Tiger 4:<font color="#000000">Have a claw, Gamal &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 18 + 9 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+6 = 1 + 6 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

TMG:<font color="#000000">Question: is that divine aid still in effect?

Demonic Tiger 4:<font color="#000000">Did that hit? If so, roll Grapple against &#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 1 + 14 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; !

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Yes. ))

Demonic Tiger 4:<font color="#000000">... well, no need to worry about grappling. :B

Aelian has received initiative.TMG:<font color="#000000">I would like to propose a new convention.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Any time there's a persistent buff or debuff in effect, it's put in a text lable on the map. :B

* Gamal-Junayd is SOOO happy he doesn't have to worrya bout grapple

GM:<font color="#000000">Aelian!

RAM:<font color="#990000">I don't see why people are bitching about the initiative window being borked. You still get notifications when it's your turn.

* RAM never uses the init table anyway. :B

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Well someone still needs to wake up Ghostwish. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">=3=#

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">he's not on a steam game so no clue where he is

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Sorry, was afk scounging for a snack. -.-;;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Just as I was about to auto Aelian, too. =3=

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Go ahead. :3

RAM:<font color="#990000">Excuses!

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Didja see the request, Ghost? :V

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;.... those... are some big kitties.&quot; o_o

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">No

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ael!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Wait.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus knits his brow.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Primera: &quot;Barbarus asks that you use ice, Tathi.&quot; Primera: &quot;He wants to use the pelts later.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Looks like he has a spell in mind. &gt;:|

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;You say that like I didn't use my fireball on the birds.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">WELL?

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;He says he would not be surpised if you had a necklace of them.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( As in, 'please delay' :P ))

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Damage buffz. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Barbarus is up next, Meany.

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">........................... right now we need the init fixed. :|

Barbarus has received initiative.Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Delaying to after Thomas.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Should I also delay, Tom?

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Also. Do these tigers have apparent reach? ))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well. It's just important Aelian delays because he makes multiple attacks. Also, he usually hits. :B

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Bitch~

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">What about me? &gt;: Liatai:<font color="#000000">Righto. The order is currently... Tiger &gt; Tiger &gt; Tiger &gt; Barbarus &gt; Gamal &gt; Swallowtail &gt; Tathi &gt; Tiger &gt; Shankfang &gt; Thomas &gt; Aelian &gt; Gnogglebolt &gt; Sszeyl &gt; Flint &gt; Edaric.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">You can all delay, what do you want me to say XP

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+11+mod = 20 + 11 + 0 = 31&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d20+6+mod = 16 + 6 + 0 = 22&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Holy-! Sharp metal coming at you for two passes! &#171; &#160;1d10+4+modb = 2 + 4 + 0 = 6&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+4+modb = 10 + 4 + 0 = 14&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; damage!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I multiple attacks and usually hit...

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 8 + 11 = 19&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Crit Confirming.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It wasn't your turn, it would have been weird to stop you randomly. =3=

Demonic Tiger 1:<font color="#000000">Add extra damage!

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d10+4 = 1 + 4 = 5&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187;!

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">&#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 5 + 13 = 18&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; Schatb! &#171; &#160;1d6+4 = 1 + 4 = 5&#160; <font color="#A14D7F">&#187; damage!

Demonic Tiger 1:<font color="#000000">The tiger roars as the strike finds its mark between its ribs!

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.* Gamal-Junayd will delay as well, We will all Alpha strike right after thomas.

Swallowtail has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Miss ninja, are you also delaying, or...?

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">sacred canine duty

* Swallowtail stalks back while vanishing from sight! So yes delay.

Tathi has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">WAIT!

GM:<font color="#000000">Tathi?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You didn't tell Tathi you were vanishing!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">She''s hit you with a lightning bolt!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">*firball'd*

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">But I right in front of her face.. =3=;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Well, you can all thank Primeria for your lack of spell support this battle. Maybe before the next fight you should enlighten him as to where to stand and where not to stand.&quot; Tathi says, and draws out a wand. -.-

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">PEW PEW! Here comes some magic missiles at Demonic Tiger 1! &#171; &#160;2d4+2 = 5 + 2 = 7&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; damage!

Demonic Tiger 1:<font color="#000000">POW POW!

Demonic Tiger 3:<font color="#000000">Well hello. &gt;:3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Primera--okay, Primera, you haven't worked with us before, but next time any of us says 'shoulder to shoulder', STAY shoulder to shoulder!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Try and step back when you can!&quot;

Demonic Tiger 3:<font color="#000000">This one begins to claw at Primera -- oh gods the claws -- 2 claws &#171; &#160;1d20+11 = 16 + 11 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+6 = 2 + 6 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 12 + 11 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+6 = 5 + 6 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;, and bite &#171;  &#160;1d20+6 = 1 + 6 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;2d6+3 = 4 + 3 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; , followed by two rakes with the hind claws -- &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 18 + 11 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 6 + 3 = 9&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+11 = 18 + 11 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 5 + 3 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; -- and if any of those first three attacks hit, prepare to grapple.

Demonic Tiger 3:<font color="#000000">Grapple - &#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 4 + 14 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Crud ..&quot; He glances to Primera.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Meany?

Primera:<font color="#000000">Since Meany is AFK, &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 5 + 10 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Uh oh.

Primera:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;85-8-11-9-8 = 85 - 8 - 11 - 9 - 8 = 49&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Delay until after Thomas.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Stepping back for a second to cast.. this'll be important for magic endurance..&quot;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">How is it my turn already.

Demonic Tiger 3:<font color="#000000">The tiger is sitting on top of Primera and mauling him.

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.TMG:<font color="#000000">You got grappled, meany

TMG:<font color="#000000">It -wasn't- your turn.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Oh stop. It tickles.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">-.-;;;

Demonic Tiger 2:<font color="#000000">The fourth tiger is pacing in the background, growling and lashing its tail irritably.

TMG:<font color="#000000">(...It would be very bad taste to shout 'Catfight!' here, wouldn't it? xP )

* Thomas Lazarus backs off for a second - he's not good at that fancy defensive casting business - and murmurs a prayer.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom casts Blessing of the Righteous. Everyone's weapons become Good aligned, bypassing fiend DR, and deal an additional 1d6 holy damage!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;KATFIGHT!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Done.

Aelian has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang doesn't care if it's in bad taste, Shankfang does it anyway!

GM:<font color="#000000">WOO! And now for the delayers!

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">What percentage of Primera's life does he have to lose to not be flippant and dismissive about it? =w=;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">what order do delayers go?

Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">Aelian quickly fires off a trio of arrows at the tiger on Primeria in the span of a heartbeat, and at point blank range to boot! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-2+1 = 15 + 15 - 2 + 1 = 29&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4+1d6 = 8 + 4 + 2 = 14&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;, &#171;  &#160;1d20+15-2+1 = 10 + 15 - 2 + 1 = 24&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4+1d6 = 2 + 4 + 2 = 8&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+10-2+1 = 16 + 10 - 2 + 1 = 25&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+4+1d6 = 5 + 4 + 6 = 15&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; damage! And then he carefully steps back.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Is Tom's other buff still up?

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Aid, yes. It lasts ten minutes.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Gamal; I say the original order before delaying.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You all have +1 morale bonus to hit.

Tavia:<font color="#0000FF">Tavia is on guard, as ever.

* You roll to yourself: 15+8+14 =&gt; 15 + 8 + 14 = 37Aelian:<font color="#0000FF">+1 to all Aelian's attacks then. Done!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">me next?

Demonic Tiger 3:<font color="#000000">Yep! This tiger looks terrible -- Aelian's arrows hit twice in the chest and once in the eye.

GM:<font color="#000000">Go on, Gamal. :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I'll finish it. :3

* Gamal-Junayd goes into a flurry of attacks. yes it's nonlethal, but we can always slice throats later. starting on tiger 1, if it goes down, remaining go to tiger 4

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 18 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+16+AMod = 18 + 16 + 1 = 35&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+6+DMod = Dam = (10 + 6 + 0) = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) Crit Threat! (Confirmation Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+16+AMod = 12 + 16 + 1 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Crit Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam +1d6+6+DMod = 16 + 5 + 6 + 0 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 14 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+16+AMod = 14 + 16 + 1 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+4+DMod = Dam = (14 + 4 + 0) = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 3 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+11+AMod = 3 + 11 + 1 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+6+DMod = Dam = (10 + 6 + 0) = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Demonic Tiger 1:<font color="#000000">WHAM! That tiger went down flat on the first blow.

Demonic Tiger 2:<font color="#000000">&gt;:D !

Demonic Tiger 2:<font color="#000000">AN OPENING. &gt;:D

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">(d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 5 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+11+AMod = 5 + 11 + 1 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+4+DMod = Dam = (14 + 4 + 0) = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

* You roll to yourself: 18+18+16 =&gt; 18 + 18 + 16 = 52Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">did I manage to drop number 4 as well?

TMG:<font color="#000000">Redirect remaining blows ar 4?

TMG:<font color="#000000">*at

Demonic Tiger 4:<font color="#000000">And this one's out for the count, too!

Demonic Tiger 2:<font color="#000000">... BIG opening.

* Gamal-Junayd will declare dodge on number 2 then and done

Swallowtail has received initiative.Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Swallowtail appears from thin air, launching a pencil-sized ironshod bolt at Tiger 3's other eye. Ambush! &#171; &#160;1d20+8+1+2 = 8 + 8 + 1 + 2 = 19&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+4d6+1d6 = 1 + 8 + 3 = 12&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

TMG:<font color="#000000">(...and why is Gamal being nonlethal on--oh, right. Merciful weps.)

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Ah ha ha ha, he's playing with my rib cage. Is funny!&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">FINALLY. *w*

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">I mean..

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">*prayer pose*

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; Garl-damn it, he's like Sszeyl.&quot;

Demonic Tiger 3:<font color="#000000">Well, now this dead tiger looks like it has antennae instead of eyes.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">No.

Shankfang the Deffrider has received initiative.Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Hmm, fine then.

Demonic Tiger 3:<font color="#000000">One arrow, one bolt.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">He's like Sszeyl, if Sszeyl was Kenpachi Zaraki.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Guess I'll just take number 2, then!

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">*w*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Primera is no Kenpachi. :P

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">No, not yet.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F"><b>Not yet.

</b> Liatai:<font color="#000000">Not enough manaical laughter and wanton enjoyment of battle.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You need more PASSION!

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Like I said.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F"><b>Not yet.

</b> Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang brings his gun around, firing from behind his back, and a Point Blank range! &#171; &#160;1d20+16+1+1-4 = 12 + 16 + 1 + 1 - 4 = 26&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1+1d6 = 6 + 1 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage!

Demonic Tiger 2:<font color="#000000">OW.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Primera, get up and stop playing with the big kitty cats.&quot; shouted to the voice &quot;Is there going to be an actual challenge around here?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus sweatdrops. =w=;

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hahahaha, we'll see, we'll see!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#FF0000">But I'm burning my spells down to the wire just keeping us alive and safe and offensively sharp and there are a bunch more guys left and ''you do realize that's a dragon right? =w=;;;''

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Gamal, we're the Vigilant Guardians, not the Vigilant Fighters.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">.............

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">I get it, I get it.

* Thomas Lazarus puts on a stern face while worrying. &gt;:3;;;

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Getting back at me for Thanatos. Well played. XP

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">C-c-c-c-combo time! For the next shot, Shankfang kicks a leg up onto Tom's shoulder and fires under it &#171; &#160;1d20+16+1+1+1-4 = 4 + 16 + 1 + 1 + 1 - 4 = 19&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;3d6+1+1+1d6 = 13 + 1 + 1 + 5 = 20&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; damage!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=3= !

GM:<font color="#000000">Just advancing so Tech knows who's next.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt glares at the remaining hell-spawned tiger. Only one, damn. Well...

Gamal-Junayd whispers: you know...if gamal was evil..the dervish build would make an EXCELLENT slaughter cultist who went running through streets attacking people as he passed

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(erps, didn't mean to send that line yet)

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Did the second shot hit?

Demonic Tiger 2:<font color="#000000">Yes, and handily.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Tenks for de schoulder, Tomas.&quot; &gt;:3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Ranged touch attack on square for AC 5. SHOONK. &#171; &#160;1d20+8 = 14 + 8 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

* Demonic Tiger 2 makes a feeble attempt at a growl, working up to a roar...

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">There's a huge burst of ice! Tiger takes &#171; &#160;2d6 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; good-aligned piercing damage, &#171;  &#160;1d6 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; cold damage, &#171;  &#160;1d6 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; holy damage, and has it's initiatived reduced by 2 for a number of rounds equal to the cold damage

Demonic Tiger 2:<font color="#000000">WHAM.

Demonic Tiger 2:<font color="#000000">Well. No need to worry about init.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(oh yeah, and it looks like the 'unconcious' ones are caught in the blast, too.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">So...handily finished off?

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">Up goes the cat, and the two felines look at the downed demons with manic grins.

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, well done. An excellent start.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Tenks. Do Hy get to schoot hyu now?&quot; &gt;:3

* Thomas Lazarus looks north mutely. &quot;...&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;So, Thomas, do you want to be the one to put some sense into Primera, or shall I or someone else do it?&quot;

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Look at these claws, and those teeth! They will sell very well, and the pelts!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I hope you're enjoying yourself.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes, but only if your alive to sell them.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Shrug.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;So...schould ve fineesh uff de tvo Gamal knocked out?&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Stab stab.

TMG:<font color="#000000">(SHankfang, they should already be dead)

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">They're finished off. :V

TMG:<font color="#000000">(DM just didn';t change the color yet)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hm?&quot; He looks to Gnogglebolt. &quot;Oh.. well.. someone was bound to get attacked. It's not really all his fault. Not that he isn't bold to a fault.&quot; He gives the cats a look of minor passing annoyance.

* Gamal-Junayd takes the time to cut the throats of hte unconcious ones

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;But now's not the time for that.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Nekst door!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I don't mean that he was attacked, I'm talking about how he stepped forward and broke the wall.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">hate to bring it up, but.. we're stopping here right? x.x

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Against the tactical directions of the rest of us.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">As soon as the next door's opened, yes.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">The two cats are ...working fast.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;If he's going to fight with us, we need to be on the same page.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">But it's not even midnight over there! D: Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know..doesn't someone have a ring of prestidigitation?&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">I'm starving.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well. If they weren't so big, it would have been a greater concern. But they were big.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt stares at the cats trying to skin the tigers.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I do. Why?&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Then get some food!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom goes about healing the wounded.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Skinning the tigers, setting the pelts aside, cleaning them with a ring of prest.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Barbarus! Leave them! We need to move on!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Don't you think the symbol int he middle of the floor would look better as a bright pink?&quot;

Tathi: <font color="#ff">(( my food requires cooking. 30 minutes minimum. ))

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Then chopping off the heads and paws of the tigers.

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;'''Hmm, we should have made popcorn, shouldn't we have, Sargon? And here I though I would have to flay you for bringing the inquisition to our doorstep.'''&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Self-heal &#171; &#160;2d8+2 = 13 + 2 = 15&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;We can come back later if you're that obsessed.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Then get it cooking!

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;As hilarious as that might be, it is undoubtedly magical, and would likely resist.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">* thought

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Look, we already done.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">* thought

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt smacks his forehead. Garl give me strength.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">30 minutes of me not being here dumbass.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah well. It was a thought.&quot;

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">The cats says as he shoves the last head into Barbie's bag of holding.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;I guess it's the next door. move into position.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi glances over her shoulder.. and gives it a shot just in case. ;)

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Alright. Next door, everyone.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Primero-healz! &#171; &#160;4d8+4 = 16 + 4 = 20&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(staing in form for DM-move to next door, then we can reorganize ourselves)

GM:<font color="#000000">... it is glowing pink now. It takes a while for the color to spread.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Gracias.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(Staying)

RAM:<font color="#990000">If everyone else is willing, we could pause 30 for foodz and such. :3

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Well, color me wrong. It's not!&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Shazam!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">XD

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">It's now clown-face coloured.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now that...makes those rings useful.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus looks over at the graffiti. =w=;

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now cut that out, you're here for bloodsport, not the circus.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi smirks defiantly at the voices. &quot;Well, how do you like THOSE apples?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Oh hush.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Don't some cultures consider those almost the same?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Unfortunately, Blessing of the Righteous is short, and won't last to the next battle.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Oh, alright. *deletes*

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">She smirks, and looks over. &quot;Barbarus. Happy sunshine children pictures. Everywhere.&quot; She says.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">I have made it so.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">SHAZAM.

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;'''Haha, true. I like your style, blade dancer. I bet you enjoy cutting a bloody swath through your enemies...'''&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;Knock it off.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;No, keep doink it!&quot; :D

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Bloody? Didn't you notice that my opponents only slept untill finished off later? Blood gets in the way of a real challenge. I'd much rather have worthy foes live on, so that they can train themselves harder till they are ready to face me again.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus looks around for a moment.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He whispers to the party elf. &quot; Tathi.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi glances over.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey, you know what, for once I actually approve of that ring, Barbarus, as long as it's irritating the ones watching this.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; He's watching our fight. You said you can tell if something is invisible around.. right? We shouldn't open all the doors. It's weakening us. We need to break out of his game and find them.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Are you guys standing near that door still, or moving over?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">we asked for a dm move to the next one a bit ago

TMG:<font color="#000000">I...suppose standing near the old door, though we did ask for a DM-move to the next one

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi raises an eyebrow. &quot;You think he's lurking about?&quot; She whispers. &quot;He could be scrying, but.. no, I would have detected that too!&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Detect scrying hasn't been overloooked~ has it?

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">I believe that at her level it would last 10 hours. Let me check..

* Dr. Hatari flops, gives DM 83 face.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">:B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hokay, let's see vat ve get to schoot nekst!&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Nope. 24 hour spell! Huh.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No, Detect Scrying hasn't been overlooked.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Drat.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It's simpler than that.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">Tathi quietly casts see invisibility. It'll last 100 minutes.

* Thomas Lazarus frowns while glaring about.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">....

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt looks up.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">She's looking about.

GM:<font color="#000000">Nice call, Gnogglebolt. There's a small glowing crystal on the ceiling.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;....Tathi, that looks important.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">He points.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">If only Qorach was here!!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">How far away is it?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">WE WOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER.

GM:<font color="#000000">The ceiling's about 35 feet up from where you are.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">She follows his finger.. And glares. &quot;And me having already used my dispelling magic.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hmm, Hy bet Hy kan hit dat.&quot; &gt;:3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...hey, SHankfang.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;You're used to shattering crystals.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Chop chop.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Hold it.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Let's consider the implications of said action, shall we?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Aww, but I wanna shoot it!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">hey liatai. how tough would it be to climb the walls to get upt ot he trpa doors?

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Blind a dragon, and what does it do?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Thrash around like a maddened animal.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Wait, who said anything about a dragon?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Come within range of our blades?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thomas did.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;And, um...wouldn't that benefit us?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus rolls his eyes.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;And what's the worst thing to have in close proximity to you?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;A blind, thrashing dragon.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus didn't actually vocalize the thought, but he did think it. :B

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;.....&quot;'

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Okay, you're all too stupid to get it.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">ah then negate what I said

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Don't blow out their eyes when you're in their arena filled with terrible monsters.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;There, that simple enough for you?&quot; Tathi says with an indignant huff.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Tathi, we're going to have to fight him sooner or later. Better that they not be in their right minds for it.&quot;

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;And cowering minions.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">instead ...&quot;What makes you think a dragon would associate with low lives like these?&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">You hear a slightly muffled, somewhat familiar voice. &quot; Oh I can't take this anymore! &quot;

* Thomas Lazarus glances aside flatly. &quot;But then why are we opening the doors at all?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:.

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F"> &quot;Yes, we haven't forgotten about you!&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;Get back here, you idiot --&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Shankfang, just shoot the crystal.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000"><b>BAM.

</b> The door flies open.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Hymma schoot it know.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">o_o;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;And woosh right over his head! Do you want to fight -everything- in here at once!?&quot;

TMG:<font color="#000000">...which door?

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh.&quot;

Primera:<font color="#A14D7F">&quot;Hello.&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus stares for a moment.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#A14D7F"><b>&quot;Goodbye.&quot;

</b> Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Huh.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hi!&quot;

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">Well, well, look who it is. Pointing a morningstar at you in challenge. &quot;I've had just about enough of you coming in here and desecrating our temple!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Are you really the thing behind this door?&quot; Tom asks incredulously.

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">The priest in the background is facepalming.

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Barbarus SHAZAMs him.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Is there something else maybe?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Barbarus?&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Suddenly Hapless is pink.

Bugbear Cleric:<font color="#000000">&quot;You idiot.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">With a clownfacwe.

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Why aren't his- that's better.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">face*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">XD

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">SHAZAM.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;So...are you supposed to be worth an actual challenge?&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Now he has a squeaky red nose.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt is slowly reaching for another explosive item from his bandolier.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">&quot;You're one to talk! Your minions abandoned you!&quot;

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ahem.&quot;

Erythnulian Priest:<font color="#000000">&quot;Heretics.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Kan Hy schoot dem now?&quot;

* Thomas Lazarus folds his arms and observes. o_o

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Right!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;No no, I'm enjoying this.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;No, wait.&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">Shazam.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Sliding into the bombchucker...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Who's that other guy?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;But dey're not even ekspektink it!&quot;

Barbarus:<font color="#A14D7F">The morning star is covered in ribbons of many colors.

Hapless Cultist:<font color="#000000">The cultist and bugbear ready their shields and morningstars, while the priest in the background drops the odd tube he had been speaking into...

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Meh, Hymma schoot dem now.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">&quot;Heretics? wheres some heretics? I see some slaughter cultists, and some guardians out to bring some badly needed justice...but I don't think theres any heretics around.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">And we'll roll init next time.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Can I shoot them now, Lia?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Nevermind.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Alllrighty. xD

Tathi: <font color="#ff">(( Phew. x.x ))

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">We are now fighting Ronald McDonald.

TMG:<font color="#000000">Well. That was interesting. xD

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">awww. hehe

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">You better enjoy the mental image.

GM:<font color="#000000">Noms? :3

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Gamal - Hey... graffiti? :3

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Tom for SUPPORT functions.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Primera for LEEROY JENKINS!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You know.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Tathi, Tom, Gamal, and Shankfang for Master Blaster.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Again you try to nom someone for playing their class correctly and rolling dice. -.-;;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">They get DC 10 saves against all of that.

TMG:<font color="#000000">brb, afk, phone

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">It's -roleplaying- noms, dummy.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">When I want your opinion, I'll ask it.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">:3

RAM:<font color="#990000">Let the shennanigans happen.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Not an opinion.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">That's your opinion.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">:3

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">gnoggle - guardians not fighters tathi - fine, move like that, no magical support for you Thomas no, we can't go and challenge em all Primera - I'm being disimbowled, isn't that cute. shankfang -ooh, can I shoot em? can I can I?

GM:<font color="#000000">Gentlemen, please. =3=

GM:<font color="#000000">I do filter the noms. :P

RAM:<font color="#990000">Swallowtail - Ambu-no. Amb-dammit. Am-FFFFFFFFFFF! AMBUSH! FINALLY!

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">So.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Who wants a tiger claw/teeth necklace?

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">And a tiger blanket?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I DO!

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Saving throw: See Text... and there is absolutely no mention of saving throws in said text.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">So there is no saving throw.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm going to go ahead and forward it to precedent.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">And cite it as Yes (harmless).

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Such would end the pres shenanigans. XD

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That's the point.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">So tasteless at this point. =w=;

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Fine.

GM:<font color="#000000">Any more noms? :3

RAM:<font color="#990000">I say we let the shennanigans happen.

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">I'll just cast entangle every. fucking. battle. &gt;:)

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Hmm.

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">Lets see.

RAM:<font color="#990000">OH!

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">I got nothing. ;^

RAM:<font color="#990000">Flint - YOU HURT MY DOG! &gt;:O

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">gnoggle - unplanned dog calvary

TMG:<font color="#000000">back

RAM:<font color="#990000">Smoke - Grr gotta make sure they're dead grrr.

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">guess that'd eb flint as well on that one

TMG:<font color="#000000">Let's see...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Ehn. Through no particular fault of the DM, I think that was one of the more annoying sessions. I abstain. =3=

RAM:<font color="#990000">You crazy.

* RAM had fun!

GM:<font color="#000000">Gamal - 100 XP - Let's graffiti their temple. Thomas - 100 XP - But what if it's a dragon? 100 XP - What's with the property-mogul tendencies? =3=; 100 XP - Get back here and surrender properly -- I'm getting winded! Barbarus/Primera - 100 XP - *spray-paint-ball-bearing clackle-clackle* Gnogglebolt - 100 XP - Vigilant Guardians, not Vigilant Fighters. 100 XP - The Miron Transport System. Swallowtail - 100 XP - AMBU-- no. AMB-- damnit. AM--FFFFFF -- AMBUSH! FINALLY! Flint - 100 XP - YOU HURT MY DOG. &gt;:| 100 XP - The Miron Transport System.

TMG:<font color="#000000">...wait, what about all the battle EXP? or am I blind and missed that?

TMG:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;42700+100+100 = 42700 + 100 + 100 = 42900&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">That comes at the end of the dungeon.

GM:<font color="#000000">Battle EXP will be sorted at dungeon's end. :3

TMG:<font color="#000000">Ah, okay.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Ed why are you standing on me?

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Nuffink? T_T

Edaric:<font color="#A14D7F">Because your face is good for my feet.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I suppose we were also in too much of a rush to check for loot.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Don't feel too bad, I didn't get anything either.

RAM:<font color="#990000">We can check for loot on the way out.

GM:<font color="#000000">Yep. No mentions of harvesting loot, you don't have any yet.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But will we? :B

RAM:<font color="#990000">Of course we will!

TMG:<font color="#000000">Yeah. In-character, we actually care more about getting the bad guys than the loot this time |3

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Of course&quot; *scoff* =3=

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">We'll see. :B

GM:<font color="#000000">Saving campaign!

Gamal-Junayd:<font color="#000000">Loot can come when we've cleared the place. these guys are real nasty and need to be put down

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Saving as well. :3

Meany:<font color="#A14D7F">I have loot. :3

Ghostwish:<font color="#0000FF">Bye! :3

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