Session 7

Serverr started.

TMG has connected.

Ghostwish has connected.

Ghostwish:wank wank wank

Faerie has connected.

VAE has connected.

Liatai:... heh. My co-DM's showed up. X3


 * Liatai pets the dog laying on her Monster Manual.

Ghostwish:*snrk*

TMG: VAE:ooh!

VAE:that's like my first cat and my physics textbooks

VAE:anyone hearing me?

TMG:hello

Liatai:Yep, loud and clear.


 * VAE is paranoid

Ghostwish:*sings* paranoia paranoia everyone is out to get meeeee

VAE:the fact you are paranoid doesn't imply they aren't out to get you

Dr. Hatari has connected.

Ghostwish:EEK!

Ghostwish:It's the Hatari!

VAE:what mhodel?

TMG:ghostwish, you're sending me a PM on the forum?

Ghostwish:No no, I was before I got back into IRC.

Liatai:Hatari, there should be a little i for you on the graph paper. :3

Dr. Hatari:Oh, I see. *looks about*

TMG:aaaanyway...

Liatai:So now we're just waiting on Meany...

TMG:last session end--oh, right

Ghostwish:Recognize some faces, Hatari?Dr. Hatari:I can't find it, but it doesn't really matter. I just alt-tab to read anyways. :3

Liatai:Oh, hang on, I fixed the problem. XD There, you should be able to see it now.

Dr. Hatari:Oh, there we go.

Dr. Hatari:lolol dem claws.

Meany has connected.

Ghostwish:roflwoffle

VAE:woohoo

Meany:Why hello there.

Ghostwish:Hatari - http://akellon.wikia.com/wiki/Derish_Snowpaw Ghostwish:Ooo, that reminds me. Need to do one for Barshal.Meany:I take it nothing has been done yet? :U

TMG:nope, just waiting for you

Meany:Aww, you crazies.

GM:Just to be sure... Roll call!

Faerie:Yo

VAE:Roll it!

Meany:Yo.

TMG:Present, again

GM:And Hatari, just as in Ghost's games, audience members are encouraged both to ask questions and throw popcorn should the mood strike them.* VAE prepares popcorn-catching clank


 * Dr. Hatari vaudville-villain laughs.

VAE:mmm, popcorn.. i didn't have any for ages

Ghostwish:Don't forget your red, paint-brushed handlebar moustache!* Faerie doesn't want to think about food. x3;

VAE:does faerie have gut rebellion at hand?

Meany:Less chatter more clatter.

Faerie:I hope not. o.o


 * Ghostwish clatters on meany's head.

Faerie:I've just had a lot to eat lately. x3;

GM:On the last episode of Akellon Z -- oh hang on, I just spilled cocoa everywhere, be back in two shakes. XD

Ghostwish:stove fire!??!?

Ghostwish:XP

VAE:electric fire

VAE:they are worse

TMG:alrighty, so last session ended -right- with Sszeyl slamming the goblin with a cage....

Ghostwish:Agreed. Fire, in the walls, WTF!?

VAE:seriously she's lucky to drink cocoa

VAE:my cat once spilled my lemon concentrate laced tea on my keyboard

VAE:ended up with me needing to bridge dissolved connections on the printed sheet

Liatai:It's just cheapola instant cocoa. o.o

VAE:cheapola? is that a brand name?

Liatai:No, just a silly way to say cheap.VAE:haha.. it seems we drink the same brand thenVAE:i have a sack of store brand instant cocoa too

Meany::.

Ghostwish:Good to start RPing?VAE:oh, reminds me of the Benny hill El Cheapo sketch

GM:Anyway! Where was I? Back to the summary. :3

GM:Our intrepid adventurers (although I doubt they consider themselves an adventuring party just yet) have stormed a goblin thief hideout, and have delivered most of their foes to the Castleton watch. They returned to loot the caves, but found a surprise... A room full of caged captives. Seems these goblins weren't just pickpockets after all.

GM:While they were attempting to investigate, they were surprise-attacked by several goblins, and handled the threat quite well... with weapons and a thwack over the head with a cage.

GM:We pick up just after said thwack with a cage happened... And take it away!

Ghostwish:they were in league with PETA! BAAAUUMM BAAAUUM BAAAUMM BAUMMMMMMMMMMMM

Faerie:Wait, what's the red circle icon, again?

Liatai:Red circle means unconscious.

Barshal:The wildforged gives the goblin a very steady glare, which would have been terrifiying if he had any facial movement, but he does nothing, but walk over to the cage containing the two snarling wolves.

Liatai:Grey X means dying.

Trofim:0_0... Beridze, it seems that Zairith wasn't mistaken in sending Sszel t ous

Derish:Derish looks over at Gnogglebolt. "You said these were pickpockets?"

Trofim:he seems to have some skills after all

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglbolt may have winced slightly when Sszeyl slammed the one goblin with the cage, but he wasn't showing's it anymore. His expression was simply grim.

Caged Wolf:The wolves snarl and bristle somewhat as the wildforged approaches, and one snaps its teeth together warningly. The other attempts to stand weakly, bristling and growling.

Gnogglebolt:He looks up to Derish. "I thought they were. This...this changes things."

Trofim:*Trofim attempts to thwack the lock of the cage with his flail again*

Gnogglebolt:He then returns to what he was doing before being ambushed by the second goblin, and starts tying them both up.

Sszeyl:"Oh dear, I appear to have gone overboard with this one."

Faerie:Also, is that Papa in the corner?

VAE:roll damage, right?

Trofim:« 1d10+1 = 9 + 1 = 10 »

Caged Halfling:"HEY! When yer done with those sons'a *bleep*, wanna help us out a little here?!"

Gnogglebolt:"Human, this one is bleeding heavily. Can you tend to him? He can't die on me yet."

Gnogglebolt:He then looks up to the halfling. "Yes! I will tend to you right away. Must merely make sure these goblins are secure first."

Meany:Grr. Sszeyl's pdf is being bitchy.

Liatai:The cage's lock rattles, and there's a little crack in the lock...

Trofim:He nearly killed Sszel... why should i protect such scum

Trofim:?

Trofim:Hits the lock again

Elros:Elros moves over to the caged halfling and examines the cage, trying to figure the best way to open it.

Trofim:« 1d10+1 = 7 + 1 = 8 »

Caged Halfling:"Gotta say, I agree with Mr. Mustache."

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt looks to Trofim. "Because I need information out of them."

Liatai:CRACK!

Faerie:Umm...dow does one break open a cage?

Liatai:The lock falls to the ground with a clink.

Barshal:Barshal kneels down slowly, near the cage but out of ouch bite range. He looks at the wolves with a steady and level gaze, while he digs through his pack. He produces yet another fish, at which point Percy looks absolutely pissed. "That is MINE." The bird seems to mime out with ruffled feathers and angry sqwaking. He splits the fish in half, giving each half to each wolf. Wild empathy « 1d20-1 = 19 - 1 = 18 » with whatever bonus the offering of food gives.

Trofim:Trofim shakes off the rest of the lock, and opens the door

Barshal:And Barshal is quick to slam it shut.

Liatai:You can either attempt to break it down, like Trofim's doing, or pick the lock. :3

Gnogglebolt:He finishes tying them up and mvoes over to the cages. "But you can start." He said tot eh halfing and the human. 'What is going on here?" In the meantime, he collected the tools he dropped and sets again to disassembling the locks

Barshal:"That is unwise, Trofim."

Trofim:I have some rat with me

Meany:Okay pause.

TMG:pausing

Barshal:"If you open that door before my signal, you will be the meal, not the rat."

Barshal:Paused.

Ghostwish:oops.

VAE:paused


 * Dr. Hatari accidently navigates to the sound menu since someone suddenly paused it. "?!"


 * Ghostwish switches Hatari's soundtrack to Carmel Dansen and cranks it up.

VAE:caramel dansen is awesome!

Meany:>->

Meany:Trying to read.

Ghostwish:Oh! Meany! THere's a scroll lock! It's the little chatbubbles in the lower right!

Meany:I can never get it to work.

Meany:Anyway, done.

Meany:Resume.

Caged Halfling:"Like it isn't obvious?!"

Ghostwish:I just click it. - means it's off, nothing means it's on

Caged Human:"Sherry! Calm down a little..." The fat man in the other cage is looking over the curious group. A dark elf, a human, a gnome, a half-elf, a gnoll, and a... something. "... Who are you all, first?"

VAE:Besides... i have Papa with me

VAE:ack

Derish:"Derish Snowpaw. Yourself?"

Trofim:Besides... i have Papa with me

Trofim:Teri said he can calm them down good enough

Gnogglebolt:"We are...theif-catchers. Or we were."

Caged Wolf:The wolves sniff... and then one takes the fish and retreats further into the cage to eat it.

Sszeyl:Sszeyl drops the cage and moves over to the human. "Sszeyl of Orgolloyss. Kindly stand away from this side of the cage."

Trofim:*throws some rat pieces into the cage*

Barshal:"Now it is safe to precede with your plan, cleric."

Elros:"We were not aware that they were stealing beings as well as gold."

Barshal:Barshal moves around to the front of the cage, ready to lead the wolves out.

Caged Human:"Fredrick Henderson..." The human backs up as far as he can into the cage, which, mind, isn't too far.

Trofim:I know when what's safe!

Trofim:Come, Papa!

Caged Halfling:"Thief-catchers, huh? You with the guard?"

Sszeyl:Sszeyl grips the bars. "This is probably going to take a few good yanks, so hold on tight."

Gnogglebolt:*craftcheck to disassemble lock on halfing's cage; « 1d20+8 = 18 + 8 = 26 »

Trofim:*opens door*

Derish:Derish moves over, inspecting the lock on the door of the cage.

Elros:"No, though we did turn the theives over to the guard."

Derish:"Mercenaries, it would seem."

Sszeyl: (( Which check would ripping the cage apart with raw strength be? ))

Ghostwish:Strength, I believe.

Sszeyl: (( 1d20+3 ))

Elros:"Indeed."

Sszeyl: (( ?* ))

Ghostwish:Should be.

Caged Wolf:The wolves both move to the back of the cage, still growling a little, but with less aggression and more caution.

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 19 + 3 = 22 »

Ghostwish:Results from barshal's wild empathy check earlier?

Trofim:allright, am going to sort the other locks out

Liatai:Success ^^

Trofim:Trofim walks to the hawk's cage, throws it a chunk of rat

Liatai:Oof! Sszeyl's check result was a liiittle too low to break the cage down.

Trofim:He proceeds by bashing the lock with his flail

Trofim:« 1d10+1 = 1 + 1 = 2 »

Barshal:Barshal guides the wolves out of the cage, and then outside, to freedom. Before doing so, however, he looks to the group. "Tend to the domestic dog. I shall return for the hawks-.. or not. Enjoy tending to your talon wounds."

Caged Hawk:... *NOM* ... *SQUAWK! What the *bleep* do you think you're doing?!"

Sszeyl:"I sense the human doing something horrendeously stupid again. Not you, Fredrick."

Trofim:Silly bird!

Barshal:Percy: "Don't ask me. They're all bonkers."

Trofim:« 1d10+1 = 5 + 1 = 6 »

Trofim:(again, against the cage's lock)

TMG:whups, forgot to turn scroll lock back on

Ghostwish:lulz.

Sszeyl:"Derish, could you kindly go stop the human from angering the bird of prey and get to fixing that goblin. Please?"

Liatai:The wolves follow slowly and cautiously; the one who stood first walks with something of a limp. They bear obvious signs of mistreatment in their matted fur and scarred muzzles.

Dr. Hatari:That's so handy to know about, though.

TMG:so, I assume Gnogglebolt did succeed at disassembling the halfling's lock?

Derish:Derish looks over at the racket. "Oh dear. Crazy priest at it again."

Liatai:Indeed he did!

Derish:"Ahem. Might I suggest not angering the bird in your attempts to free it?"

TMG:has sszeyl gotten the human's cgae open yet?

Sszeyl: (( Nope. ))

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 9 + 3 = 12 »

Trofim:I am neither crazy, nor priest

Gnogglebolt:"Here, let me make an attempt."

Sszeyl:"Terribly sory."

Caged Halfling:The halfling pokes at the door and watches it swing open. "Mighty grateful. Y'know if that creeper hadn't taken my pic -- nevermind!" She pushes the door open.

Derish:"You are hammering on the lock of a cage containing a very dangerous bird. Explain."

Sszeyl:Sszeyl scoots away for Gnogglebolt to get through.

Gnogglebolt:Taking 10 to to take this lock apart by pieces, « 10+8 = 10 + 8 = 18 »

Ghostwish:Do the wolves follow Barshal to freedom?

Sszeyl:Sszeyl inspects the Siamese Cat.

Caged Hawk:*Dangerous is right! Look at me, I'm alll puffed up and making angry bird noises. You don't want to mess with me! Seriously! > *

Trofim:cages don't open themselves

Sszeyl:Spot check:

Sszeyl:« 1d20+5 = 2 + 5 = 7 »

Trofim:i'll make the lock break then simply wait until the bird calms down

Caged Siamese Cat:*meow?*

Sszeyl: (( Er...Could I take ten on that? ^^; ))

Liatai:Sure, what are you looking for?

Trofim:or are you saying a bird can open doors?

Liatai:The human's cage's lock breaks easily.

Derish:"I am afraid you are having a lapse in logic. Breaking the lock in such a manner will prevent the cage from remaining closed. You will have a very angry, hrm, 6 pounds of bird eating your face for such an action."

Elros:Elros looks curiously at the halfling. "Taken your what?"

Derish:Percy: "Mmmm, face. Sqwak."

Sszeyl: (( Obvious injuries, signs of starvation and dehydration, anger at someone being so close to the cage when so much racket's going on. ))

Sszeyl: (( The usual. ))

Trofim:I don't think so « 1d10+1 = 5 + 1 = 6 »

Ghostwish:Do the wolves follow Barshal out?

Caged Halfling:"My... stuff!" The halfling skips out of the cage and starts looking around at everybody.

Ghostwish:Actually, I think looking for those sort of things might be a heal check, Ssz. Not certain, however.

Sszeyl:Sszeyl glances at the halfling. "What stuff?"

Sszeyl:"You're going to have to be more specific."

Elros:Elros blinks. "Well, what did you have, exactly? Perhaps it's still around here."

Sszeyl:"Oh, probably in the cave where the bugbear was."

Caged Siamese Cat:The cat is in better shape than the wolves, at least. It hisses when it is approached.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt finishes with the human's cage and goes back over to the halfing as he gets out. "Hold, friend. We will escort you out soon and collect whatever your belongings are."

Gnogglebolt:"But first, please, you must tell us. How did you come to be here?"

Caged Halfling:"My tools but you know thatmaskedguyprobablyhasthemlemmecheck!" The halfling zips over to the goblins.

Elros:Elros is almost knocked over ass the halfling zips over. He casually walks over to the goblin to see what's going on.

Ghostwish:DM - do the wolves follow Barshal out into freedom?

Trofim:*bleep* lock! *bash* « 1d10+1 = 10 + 1 = 11 »

Caged Human:The human steps out of the cage, answering Gnogglebolt's question. "I don't know exactly... they came in and threw a bag over my head. Next thing I knew, I was here, in a cage, surrounded by goblins."

Sszeyl:Sszeyl disregards the cat's hissing. Really, what could something so small do to hurt him? And grips the cage door for another attempt at strongarming.

Liatai:They do.

VAE:you ,maybe can move them yourself

Derish:Derish takes a step back. He's not particulary fond of getting hawk all over his muzzle.

VAE:check

Gnogglebolt:"What have they done since they brought you here? How long have you been here? And where were you when they ttook you?"

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 14 + 3 = 17 »

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 11 + 3 = 14 »

Sszeyl: (( Gah. ))

Caged Hawk:The lock shatters, and the hawk just continues being puffed up and makes angry bird noises.

Sszeyl: (( Lag. ))

Sszeyl: (( Disregard the second roll. ))

Barshal:Barshal has a bit of a time lifting the wolves, one by one, out of the hole.

Caged Human:"They -- CAREFUL! That's my wife's cat!"

Caged Halfling:« 1d20+3 = 11 + 3 = 14 »

Barshal:But, outside, he bids them both go free, and wishes them well.

Trofim:Trofim throws more rat to the hawk, picks a bit of the lock's shaft and pokes it through the matching apertures

VAE:should i roll something?

Gnogglebolt:While waiting for the human and halfing to respond to his questions, Gnogglebolt looks down the large door corridor

Sszeyl:"One moment, Sir."

VAE:also, by shaft i meant the loopy part

Caged Halfling:The halfling pulls a roll of leather with some metal shiny things poking out of it out of the dying masked goblin's pocket.

Sszeyl:Sszeyl raises his voice. "I don't hear the sound of that dying goblin getting treatment!"

Faerie:What would be the skill for that?

Liatai:The tunnel twists and turns, slanting upward.

Derish:"The priest who is not a priest but is a priest is intent on making this hawk quite irrate."

Liatai:No check required... although a Reflex save might be.

Trofim:As if he deserves some.. i'd prefer having beridze heal one of you

Faerie:liatai: No, I meant for treating the goblin. ^^;

Trofim:if the need arises aga... « 1d20-1 = 14 - 1 = 13 »

Liatai:Oh! Heal check. ^^

Barshal:Barshal makes his way back to the others.

Gnogglebolt:"We can be healed later. If this goblin dies, anything he knows may die with him."

Caged Hawk:*NIP! Trofim, your fingers just got pecked.*

Sszeyl:Listen check on the Warforged.

Sszeyl:« 1d20+5 = 11 + 5 = 16 »

Ghostwish:?

Ghostwish:For..?

Liatai:You can hear him approaching. It's not like he's trying to move silently. :3

Trofim:*bleep!* *Bleep*ing bird from *bleep*

Elros:Elros attempts to heal the goblin, at least enough to keep him from dying right away. « 1d20+4 = 2 + 4 = 6 »

Barshal:Clunk. Clunk. Clunk. Right, silently.

Sszeyl:"Oh good. The not-crazy healer is back."

Trofim:*bleep* it!

Caged Hawk:*yeeeeah, that's right! I'm a tough bird, I am! You don't wanna mess with me! >:E*

Derish:"I did warn you."

Sszeyl:"Could you fix that goblin? He's bleeding all over the floor."

Trofim:But he didn't escape, see?

Sszeyl:And gives another attempt at cagebreaking.

Trofim:*waves his hand around*

Trofim:*bleep*

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 18 + 3 = 21 »

Dr. Hatari:(My favorite character so far is the hawk.)

Liatai:Unfortunately, your bandages weren't tied quite tight enough, Elros. They slip off.

Barshal:"Easily." Barshal says, moving over to the dying goblin.

Derish:"WWAAIITT!!!" Derish suddenly cries.

Elros:Elros gathers a fresh set of bandages. Darned, the blood must've been making everything too slick. He tries again, with more gauze. « 1d20+4 = 12 + 4 = 16 »

VAE:sure.. the hawk is neat

Caged Siamese Cat:The cat yowls as the bars on one side of the cage are bent far enough to allow escape.

Meany is disconnected.

Barshal:Barshal had just started to raise his club, preparing to kill the goblin. He stops, and looks at the gnoll. "What?"

TMG:aw shoot

TMG:hold, everyone

Ghostwish:Bugger.

VAE:*bleep*

Liatai:Hatari - You should have seen Fuzzy. >:3

VAE:yeah.. the bear with the low confidence

Meany has connected.

Ghostwish:WB!

Ghostwish:Reposting..

Caged Siamese Cat:The cat yowls as the bars on one side of the cage are bent far enough to allow escape.

Barshal:Barshal had just started to raise his club, preparing to kill the goblin. He stops, and looks at the gnoll. "What?"

Trofim:I think the small one is obsessed with questioning the scum

Caged Siamese Cat:It jumps out of the cage... « 1d20+8 = 4 + 8 = 12 »

Trofim:but.. we can do it with the other one

Derish::Yes, the crazy one is right. They want these goblins alive."

Caged Siamese Cat:... and lands on the human's shoulder, scrambling up to get a good foothold.

Caged Siamese Cat:It stares at Sszeyl, tail twitching warily.

Faerie:(Anything from that second heal check?)

VAE:brb, nature calls

Barshal:Despite the lack of facial articulation, the aura of angry dismay is evident. "They have violated the bounds of nature, and caged the children of nature. Mercy should not be granted."

Gnogglebolt:"We still need to question them!"

Derish:"I am aware of your oaths, shaman, but know they have another fate in store."

Caged Halfling:"Forget nature, they caged US! Where's that bugbear?! I'm gonna rip his teeth out!"

Gnogglebolt:"And besides. This is a step above pickpocketing, but I still see no corpses they have made."

VAE:back

Caged Human:"Did you see Linda and Thomas anywhere?"

Elros:"Two wrongs do not make a right. And the bugbear is...rather dead."

Trofim:we sorted the bugbear out

Caged Halfling:"He's dead already?!"

Elros:"...who are Linda and Thomas?"

Trofim:he died twice *laughs*

TMG:geeze, things are going so fast @_@

Barshal:Barshal looks back and forth between the gnoll and the gnome. "Fine. They will die later." He says, and prods the goblin with his lowliest of healing spells. « 1d8+1 = 6 + 1 = 7 »

Elros:"He was dead when we found him. Undead, to be exact. We killed him again."

Caged Halfling:"Aww, I wanted one of his teeth. Smug *bleep.*" The halfling pouts.

Trofim:*speaks to beridze* I have an idea

Derish:"No, no, not.. dead. Not fully. The undeath."

Elros:"The skull might still be around somewhere, if you really wanted."

Derish:"And apparently he had been, for some time?"

Caged Human:"Linda and Thomas were the other two who were caged with us... the goblins took them to a different room two days ago."

Trofim:We can question him first, and then he can kill him... beridze thinks it will satisfy both of you!

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt shuffles his feat, and pulls Grnch's skll out of his backpack

Barshal:"I can agree with this plan."

Caged Halfling:The halfling's eyes light up, and she starts cackling.

Gnogglebolt:He then looks to the human. "Not good...we have seen no other humans here."

Derish:"Wait."

Derish:"Yes... Yes we have."

Trofim:You mean the bones?

Gnogglebolt:"We have?" Gnogglebolt's eyes suddenly widen. "You....don't mean..."

Derish:Derish glares at Trofim, but then stops. "Of course. You have no sense."

Caged Human:The human gulps. "We were afraid of that..."

Papa:*whines, still holding one leg bone in his mouth. Um. Awkward.*

Derish:"I am sorry, human. Your kin joined the same fate as the bugbear. Their remains have already been dealt with."

Gnogglebolt:Gnoggolebolt's face gets a very ugly twist to it. He looks the meanest anyone has ever seen him.

Trofim:Hmm, explains why they were so tall

Papa:*trots over to the tunnel*

Gnogglebolt:He then launches into a long, long, string of curses, alternating between every language he knows.

Papa:*dig dig dig*

Trofim:Papa?

Papa:*buries the leg bone*

Meany:Could you all kindly shut it?

Trofim:Haha... good dog! keeps his lunch here!

Papa:*then sits back and bows his head*

Meany:>


 * Liatai pauses

VAE:pauses

Faerie:o.o

TMG:yeah, things are going awfully fast...


 * Meany scrolls up.

Barshal:"Ask your questions of the goblin. Justice must be done. In the meantime.." He says, and prods Percy, who had been making a show of attempting to bite the wood and metal head of the wildforged. Yah, that'll teach you to give away my fish you - HEY! No poking! What!? "Calm your kin." He says, gesturing at the hawk in the cage. Percy, while indignant, promptly does so, trying to calm the hawk down in birdynese.

Meany:>>

Faerie:This is why DnD is hard for me sometimes. I'm used to a slower sort of RP. I'm not used to the speed. x3;

VAE:heh... spoken DnD is even worse

VAE:especially since my speaking is far worse than my writing

Faerie:Well, I talk faster then I can type. So I'm not sure of that.

Dr. Hatari:In my humble opinion, it's actually quite slow. This group seems remarkably more active than average. A good problem to have!

Caged Hawk:*You people are crazy, man. Crazy. Flails flying around, hitting people over the head with cages, dogs carrying human leg bones...*

Liatai:Hee, indeed. X3

Meany:>>

Liatai:Sorry ^^' *hushes*

VAE:i dunno about relative speeds, it's just that I) i can better throw what i am thinking written even in my language, and II) i am not that intelligible when speaking at my normal speed in english - Damaris and others know

Meany:Okay.

Meany:Sorry for that.

Barshal:Percy: "Dude. Chill. See this freaking awesome, fish-dispensing perch I have? He'll get you out of here. Just don't try and peck him. Hurts the hell out of your beak. Deal?"

TMG:alrighty, let's try and take it easy people, we have been going very fast ^^;

Caged Hawk:*... fish-dispensing, y'say? You got a deal.*

Barshal:Percy brushes up against Barshal, who nods, opening the cage and gently taking the hawk.

Caged Halfling:The halfling, in the meantime, takes some of the shiny metal things out of the leather roll and starts picking the lock of the cage with the mastiff, saying reassuring things in Halfling the whole time. « 1d20+6 = 13 + 6 = 19 »

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt finishes his curse spewing and seems to cool off. He then rubs his forehead, and starts talking.

Caged Halfling:The halfling swears, then tries again, taking as long as she needs to open the lock.

Derish:"Very elogant, Mr. Gnogglebolt. I've never heard one make so many comparisons between a matron and a goat's sexual tendacies before."

Sszeyl:Sszeyl meanwhile is sitting lotus style, rubbing the spot where he got knifed.

Gnogglebolt:"I have very serious doubts that -all- of the goblins are actually capacle of raising the moving dead. For all we know, whoever did that isn't a goblin, isn't even here. But whoever it is, they must be found and brought to justice."

Sszeyl:"I suspect that medic."

Barshal:Barshal does the same with the hawk, taking it outside, while splitting some more fish between the hawk and Percy.

Gnogglebolt:"In the meantime, we need to find out -if- any of the goblins we've captured so far have anything to do with it beyond being accomplices."

Caged Siamese Cat:*... the cat, not knowing what the humanoids are saying, observes Sszeyl out of the corner of its eye curiously.*

Sszeyl:Spot check.

Sszeyl:« 1d20+5 = 6 + 5 = 11 »

Derish:"He is right. Let us ask our questions of the goblin before the shaman returns. I believe that is how long the goblin has to live."

Gnogglebolt:"But before that..." Gnogglebolt looks down the corridor. "Can anyone tell if there has been an exodus through this passage recently?

Papa:*ooh, I can! Pick me! Pick me!*

Trofim:Com papa!

Derish:"I believe the tiny wolf is volunteering."

Sszeyl:Sszeyl looks over to Fredrick. "Would you like to be shown the way out?"

Papa:*sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff*

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt looks over to Derish. "The killing of people and the subsequent unholy arts is a practice certainly deserving of death. But the practitioner, and only the practitioner, deserves such a fate. The rest merely get a long time to think about their being accomplices."

Fredrick Henderson:"... Yes, if you don't mind. Barnabus, Sherry, her dog, and I are all sick of this place."

Sszeyl:"Yet another thing you and I will need to discuss, Gnome."

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt looks to the drow levelly. "I suppose so."

Barshal:And for some reason, it takes Barshal much longer to take the hawk to freedom. Totally not stalling to give the party time to question. Totally.

Sszeyl:Sszeyl stands up, and offers his sun lenses. "Follow me."

Terri:"Ooh! Those are pretty birds, Mr. Barshal!"

Gnogglebolt:"Now, before we do anythign with these goblins, %Bcan anyone tell if there has been any escape through this passage?

Gnogglebolt:"If so, we need to pursue them immediately."

Papa:*Me! Me! Pick me!*

Trofim:Papa. come!

Sszeyl:Sszeyl wanders out of the cage room.

TMG:(and liatai, can you actually describe this passage? I can't tell anything from it, it looks like a dead end)

Derish:Derish shakes his head slightly, flicking an ear. "Not quite what I meant, Gnogglebolt. Do you understand a shaman's oaths?"

Sszeyl:"Where is the halfling?"

Trofim:*Trofim picks a piece of goblin clothes*

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt looks to Derish. "I cannot say I am familiar, no."

Liatai:The tunel is made from packed earth, and seems to be well-travelled. Wagon ruts can be seen in the floor. It curves, slanting upwards, until it ends in an open grassy area (that unfortunately, I don't have a map for ^^').

Trofim:*Comes to the dog* Papa, find goblin!

Sszeyl:Sszeyl flicks a wrist over to the skeletal remains. "There's one of them. If you would like to break down weeping."

Papa:*snuff snuff snuff*

Sherry Bucksport:The halfling follows, riding on the mastiff.

Elros:Elros follows Papa, curious of where the mysterious tunnel might lead.

TMG:okay, come on people

TMG:Gnogglebolt asked twice now

Sszeyl:Sszeyl pauses in going out to the common room.

Sszeyl:"You know what, follow me."

TMG:Can anyone tell if anyone has left through the tunnel -recently-?

Trofim:Find anything, Papa?

Papa:*wuff*

Trofim:Where?

Papa:The dog trots up toward the end of the tunnel.

Gnogglebolt:And I'm making my own spot check for it; « 1d20 = 1 »

TMG:Ugh.

Trofim:*follows the dog* Show me ! come! you'll get rat!

Papa:A wagon sits in the grassy area.

Derish:Derish rubs his muzzle a bit before continuing. "We have shamans amoung my people as well, and from my understanding, their oaths span the nation and world and stars. To cage an animal in the territroy of a shaman is to invite death. Barshal will kill these goblins for it, and I am afraid no civilized discourse will persuade him. It is law, as will probably be his understanding."

VAE:it seems that the rat was more stimulating

Elros:Elros looks around the tunnel as well. « 1d20+7 = 4 + 7 = 11 »

VAE:got him to talk

Papa:XD

Derish:Derish kneels down and picks up Gnogglebolt's eye. "You dropped this."

Gnogglebolt:"That is problematic."

Papa:The dog looks back at Trofim. See, see? I found something!

Sszeyl:Sszeyl doubles back. "This way. Minor detour first."

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt calls up through the tunel. "HAVE YOU DISCOVERED ANYTHING?"

Liatai:Meany, I've given you control over Sherry and Fredrick, as well. ^^

Sszeyl::U

Gnogglebolt:"Is there anyone we need to hunt down?"

VAE:The dog wants to go there!

Trofim:The dog wants to go there!

Sherry Bucksport:The halfling looks at the pile of bones and whistles lowly. "This what remains of Granch?"

Trofim:follow him!

Barshal:"I can't imagine why I'm spending so much time out here, Miss Terri. It must be a druid thing."

Sszeyl:Sszeyl goes over to the chest. "Correct."

Sherry Bucksport:"Hey, Muff! Look! Chew toy!"

TMG:for the love of all that is unholy

TMG:that was the forth time

TMG:*fourth

Caged Mastiff:The mastiff picks up a leg bone and starts chewing on it. :9

Trofim:*climbs out following dog to the grassy area*

TMG:Hold, everyone, please

Ghostwish:No one has track, Tech, give it up. XD

Sszeyl:Sszeyl opens the chest, and looks around for some sacks.

Sszeyl:Spot check

Sszeyl:« 1d20+5 = 7 + 5 = 12 »

TMG:I'm not asking for track.

Liatai:Give me a few minutes, Sszeyl, got to find the loot list...

TMG:Someone please answer Gnogglebolt of if they can tell

Sszeyl: (( Sorry, Tech. ))

TMG:if anyone has used the tunnel -recently-

Sszeyl: (( Didn't see yer pause. ))

Derish:"Not enough snow for me to tell.." « 1d20 = 3 »

VAE:well, not exactly easy if one can't speak with animals

Derish:"Yes, you should ask a tracker, not me."

TMG:I was thinking this would be up Elro's alley...

Ghostwish:Is he a ranger?

GM:The room contains an old, broken-down closet, several tattered red pieces of clothing laying scattered about, a red book laying on the ground, a bedroll, three grody-looking tankards, two stoppered clay jugs, and, of course, the chest full of gold. A cold fire pit lies in the northeastern section of the room.

Faerie:Elros is a Ranger, yes.

GM:But, no sacks.

Ghostwish:Oh. Then someone DOES have track.

Faerie:And I do have track.

Ghostwish:Elros?Faerie:Umm...how would I go about using it? >>

Sszeyl:"Hurry. Before the others wonder what is taking so long."

Ghostwish:Ermm, PHB, ranger. Lemme see.

Sszeyl:"Come and take what compensation you feel appropriate."

Sherry Bucksport:The halfling's eyes gleam, and she starts reaching for the chest with grabby hands...

Ghostwish:Track: A ranger gains Track (see page 101) as a bonus feat.

Ghostwish:Right, page 101.. *flips through the book*

TMG:make a Search check or a Survival check

TMG:either one or both

Derish:"With a simple reminder that there is a huge gnoll behind you."

TMG:and you only need track to -stay- with a track

TMG:as we've been playing

Fredrick Henderson:The human reaches out and grabs the halfling's shoulder. "... Why don't I pick the amount, Sherry."

TMG:you do NOT need it just to see recent activity

Sherry Bucksport:"Aw..."

Meany is disconnected.

Ghostwish:Flarg it! >

TMG:Ugh. Hold everyone...

Ghostwish:TRACK « GENERAL = Invalid expression: GENERAL. » You can follow the trails of creatures and characters across most types of terrain.

Ghostwish:TRACK GENERAL You can follow the trails of creatures and characters across most types of terrain.

Ghostwish:Benefit: To find tracks or to follow them for 1 mile requires a successful Survival check. You must make another Survival check every time the tracks become difficult to follow, such as when other tracks cross them or when the tracks backtrack and diverge.

Ghostwish:You move at half your normal speed (or at your normal speed with a –5 penalty on the check, or at up to twice your normal speed with a –20 penalty on the check). The DC depends on the surface and the prevailing conditions, as given on the table below:

Ghostwish:Very Soft Ground: Any surface (fresh snow, thick dust, wet mud) that holds deep, clear impressions of footprints. Soft Ground: Any surface soft enough to yield to pressure, but firmer than wet mud or fresh snow, in which a creature leaves frequent but shallow footprints. Firm Ground: Most normal outdoor surfaces (such as lawns, fields, woods, and the like) or exceptionally soft or dirty indoor surfaces (thick rugs and very dirty or dusty floors). The creature might leave some traces (broken branches or tufts of hair), but it leaves only occasional or partial footprints. Hard Ground: Any surface that doesn’t hold footprints at all, such as bare rock or an indoor floor. Most streambeds fall into this category, since any footprints left behind are obscured or washed away. The creature leaves only traces (scuff marks or displaced pebbles).

Ghostwish:Several modifiers may apply to the Survival check, as given on the table below.

TMG:yes, I'm not talking about any of that, ghost

Meany has connected.

Ghostwish:WB!

VAE:erm.. now that everyone has walked on the place, i don't think this is gonna be easy

TMG:if there was recent activity, that means they would have only -jus- left, which means we could catch up with them

Liatai:Aiyah. Someone just roll a Spot check to look for tracks. XD

Meany:Prepare to pause.

VAE:see above

Meany:I'm about to lag.

Ghostwish:I made a 3. :

Liatai:Search check, I mean.

TMG:Yes, Alex, please, make a spot check

TMG:or search.

Elros:spot « 1d20+7 = 14 + 7 = 21 »

Liatai:Woo!

Derish:Derish tries to search, just for giggles. « 1d20+ = 1 »

Derish:Derish tries to search, just for giggles. « 1d20+1 = 13 + 1 = 14 »

Liatai:You can tell that this tunnel was recently used... but not too recently. Aside from the wagon ruts, the tracks look to be two days old.

TMG:doing okay, meany?

Meany:Nope.

TMG::/

VAE:hmm, with the pace of this, i think am gonna battle the pokemon league

Elros:Elros considers the tracks. "Hm, even the freshest here can't have been made less than two days ago. Perhaps something did leave through here, but it's got a huge head start on us."

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt looks up. "Hrm. So no one immidately left on our arrival. Very well, I only needed to know if there was anyone we needed to pursue right away."

Papa:*Do I get a treat for finding the cart, though? Do I? Papa nudges Trofim.*

Derish:"Question the goblins now?"

Gnogglebolt:"Very well then...shall we begin collecting what we can find out of this hideout, and tending to the goblins?"

Elros:"I don't see that there's much else left to do."

Trofim:Good dog *pats it's head and gives it a chunk of rat*

Fredrick Henderson:The human takes 100 gold pieces out of the chest, handing 50 to the halfling and keeping half for himself.

Papa:*yaaaaay thank you! Now I remember why I like you. :9*

Meany:Pause.

Faerie:o.o

Sszeyl: (( Alright. Situated. ))

Gnogglebolt:"Right...let us take these goblins up to the surface and wait for them to regain consciousness while we begin cleaning out this hideout."

Derish:"I would advise against that!"

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt starts trying to drag one of the goblins, but it's clear his small stature is not sufficient enough.

Gnogglebolt:"Oh?"

Sszeyl:"Alright, let's go. And follow my lead if the other's catch up."

Derish:"The shaman is no doubt up there, with the newly freed animals. I have explained what he will do next time he encounters these goblins."

Muff:*oh boy oh boy I've got a bone :9*

Elros:"So long as we do make sure they're restrained before they regain conciousness."

Gnogglebolt:"I will deal with the shaman."

TMG:(they are already tied up)

Trofim:Well, this place also leads up.. maybe we can surface with them there

Trofim:and check the wagon, too

Liatai:You all have control of the goblins... and Meany, I think you still have control of the captives. ^^

Derish:"I believe that path heads elsewhere."

Faerie:(Ah, never mind.)

Sszeyl:"Alright, I'll help you up."

Trofim:True, elsewhere, where is no shaman

Derish:"This is true. Could we diverge there, instead?"

Gnogglebolt:"Yes, that is what I was thinkin---wagon? Hmm, I shall have to investigate this."

Trofim:i can't see why you are so protective of the buggers

Sszeyl:Assisting climb check.

Gnogglebolt:"But first, let us take these goblins to the sruface where they can be watched.

Trofim:Yeah, Papa showed me it

Trofim:Such a good dog

Trofim:smart

TMG:are we going out through tunnel or the long way?

Sszeyl:« 1d20+4 = 3 + 4 = 7 »

Papa:Papa grabs one of the goblins' sleeves and starts tugging.

TMG:Gnogglebolt is intending to head for the clearing where terri is

Sherry Bucksport:« 1d20+3 = 10 + 3 = 13 »

Sherry Bucksport:The halfling clambers up without a problem.

Trofim:what's it, Papa?

Sszeyl:"Sorry, my arm was damaged ealier."

Fredrick Henderson:« 1d20-1 = 9 - 1 = 8 »

Sszeyl: (( Let's try this again. ))

Sszeyl:« 1d20+4 = 14 + 4 = 18 »

TMG:okay, ah...

TMG:-are- we heading out through the tunnel or the long way?

Fredrick Henderson:The human has a much harder time of it. Oof. Fortunately, Sszeyl managed to help!

TMG:and who's carrying the goblins?

Papa:*I've got the masked one!*

VAE:this way i think

Sszeyl:"Oh, right I forgot to mention."

Trofim:0_0.. you carried him by yourself?

Trofim:good dog, lemme help *throws goblin on his back*

Sszeyl:"There's a bear wandering around the upper caves, so if you hear anything bearish, freeze"

Sszeyl:+.

Trofim:*trofim tries to frag the goblin out of the cave*

VAE:climb check?

TMG:Okay, so, warp us to Terri, Liatai?

VAE:any penalty?

TMG:trofim; she's described it to be a smooth tunnel, no climbing

Elros:Elros just follows the group, hoping that this tunnel lets out somewhere useful.

Liatai:Are you going up to Terri, or to the other cave exit?

TMG:sszeyl's going the long way through the pit

TMG:We're going up to Terri!

TMG:and I was asking

TMG:whether we're going the long way or through this tunnel

Liatai:Are you?

VAE:as in, smooth upwards?

VAE:or smooth horizontal?

TMG:I don't know, I was asking everyone else o.o

TMG:danman; smooth incline, sheesh

Liatai:Yes, it's a gently sloping tunnel, large enough to hold a horse and cart. ^^

TMG:all I know is, we're going to Terri. We could be going out through this tunnel or back through the rest of the hideout, and I was asking everyone else about it

TMG:and no one has answered

Liatai:Easy, Tech. ^^' So... Ghost, Danman, Faerie? Which way are we going?

TMG:(man, today's session is quite hectic >.> )

Ghostwish:Up the wagon way, I thought?

Faerie:^that

Liatai:OK. Now, I don't have a map for that area, so you'll have to imagine a little. ^^

VAE:allriht

Faerie:I'm gonna brb, actually. >>

TMG:okay, so we're heading through it to get to Terri

VAE:to the vagon i thought

TMG:so just warp us to terri?

VAE:that's what trofim suggested

Sszeyl:"Alright. Let's go."

Liatai:The tunnel opens up into a valley containing a wagon... Terri is not here.

TMG:so, let's go around to the other end where Terri is?

VAE:thats the thing - the shaman isn't either

Sszeyl:Sszeyl pauses just inside the cave to put on sun lenses again, then leads the other two out.

Terri:"Hi, Mr. Sszeyl! -- You found friends!"

Sszeyl:"Indeed I did."

TMG:so, warp us to Terri, Liatai?

Liatai:No.

TMG:what?

Liatai:You're not where Terri is.

TMG:I said, we're heading for terri!

Liatai:You've got to discuss it IC. :3

Sszeyl:"You two are free to go back to town-waaait a minute."

TMG:So ow that we're outside, let's go to terri!

Sszeyl:"Terri? Where's Fuzzy?

Sszeyl:+"

Terri:"Fuzzy? He went with Mr. Trofim."

Faerie:back

Sszeyl:"He's still in the caves, then?"

Terri:"Mm-hmm!"

Gnogglebolt:"Alright, That wagon is on the list of things to investigate. Now, let us go around this hill to Terri and drop these goblins off."

Sszeyl:"Alright, it should be safe for you to go back to town on your own then, or you can wait in the cart with Terri."

Fredrick Henderson:Fredrick seems to be gaping a little.

Fredrick Henderson:"... Terri Toris? Is that you? ... So that was PAPA?!"

TMG:okay, can we be warped now?!

TMG:it doesn't look like anyone is "objecting" or anything...

Trofim:Well...

Sszeyl:"I'm going back before I get involved with this riviting conversation."

Terri:"Mm-hmm! We're thief-catchers today!"

Trofim:but then, the shaman will kill the goblins, no?

Sszeyl:"Got bears what need finding."

Gnogglebolt:"I said I will deal with the shaman."

Gnogglebolt:"No, time is a wasting..."

Gnogglebolt:*now

Fuzzy:*om nom nom rats*

Trofim:Well, allright then... not like i will protect the scum

Ghostwish:Okay, co0nfused,. WHERE is the party? XD

Sszeyl:Sszeyl follows the sound of nomming to the bear.

Ghostwish:Oh. CF

Ghostwish:XD

Sszeyl:"Oh there you are. Having fun?"

Barshal:The 'shaman' looks over, seemingly glaring at the goblins.

Fuzzy:The bear licks its bloody chops.

Gnogglebolt:"Hold yourself, golem."

Sszeyl:"...Oddly enough, that's an acceptable yes in my culture."

Gnogglebolt:"One, I have not yet questioned them. I will wait for them to regain consciousness."

Sszeyl:"Still have room for fish?"

Papa:The dog bounds up to Terri, wagging his tail.

Gnogglebolt:"the gnoll told me you intend to kill these goblins."

Trofim:Papa is a great help, teri!

Fuzzy:*Oh always!*

Trofim:you can be happy you have such dog

Sszeyl: (( Brb, refilling tea supply. ))

Barshal:"Their fate is bound. They have committed a sin against what is natural, and shall pay for it with their lives."

Gnogglebolt:"Really now?"

Fredrick Henderson:Fredrick is still gaping a little.

Derish:Derish glances over.. and kindly lifts the man's jaw shut for him.

Gnogglebolt:"Don't think of me as niave when I say this, but do you not think that to be rather harsh? Hear me out."

Barshal:"You ask something most difficult. But patience has its virtues. I will listen. Once."

Sszeyl:"I'll take that as another yes."

Gnogglebolt:"The animals were caged, yes. Frankly, animals are caged all the time in the cities, but there's rarely any problem with that---and I seem to be digressing. The point is, the animals are free now."

Sszeyl:"Not sure if you understand me, but grab a rat for the road while I go get some money to buy your fish with."

Gnogglebolt:"These goblins will be punished for their crimes. They will be 'caged' themselvs, and given plenty of time to think about what they have done. And when that is over, they go free as well."

Fredrick Henderson:"Terri, won't your father be worried about you?"

Gnogglebolt:"If you kill them, you are denying them what the animals have gained this day."

Terri:Terri giggles. "No, he's not!"

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt then suddenly looks over. "Good sir? You know this girl?"

Fuzzy:*I have no idea what you're talking about, so I'm gonna keep nomming.*

Sszeyl:"Alrighty then."

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt does say one last thing to Barshal. "But yes, my point is this; the punishment should be proportinal to the crime."

Fredrick Henderson:"Of course... she and her family are frequent customers at the Vial... The Clear Vial, that's my family's potion shop."

Sszeyl:Sszeyl trots back to the pit and hops down.

Terri:"Mm-hmm!" Terri nods. "What were you doing in the cave, Mr. Henderson? Mrs. Henderson's been worried."

Barshal:The 'golem' is silent, and motionless. Disturbingly so. Until finally, he speaks. "You speak strangely, and in a backwards sense. Why you think I would care for the ways of cities and their ways is beyond me. If the punishment were to match the crime, those that could bear the punishment would repeat the crime time and time again. They are to be killed, to prevent any more of nature's children from being caged."

Sszeyl: (( A little vworping please? :U ))

Liatai:*vworp vworp vworp*

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt looked back over to the human. "Hmm. Perchance may I ask you to stay with us for a little while? I believe we have much to speak about."

Trofim:The scum goblins caged him!

Terri:"They WHAT?!"

Trofim:They threw them in cages, like animals

Derish:Derish rubs his muzzle. "See, if he wasn't wood and metal, I'd swear he was a shaman from the north."

Trofim:i never saw such thing before

Sszeyl:Sszeyl pauses, in the Hub.

Terri:"Why'd they do THAT?! Mr. Henderson's NICE!"

Sszeyl:"Hmm, the gnoll mentioned a fish floating around the room to the left."

Trofim:He's nice, terri, but the swine goblins are not

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt looks back over to barshal. "I did say I digressed accidentally. My only point is this; the animal are still alive, and if you kill the goblins, they will not be. Obviously. And should they repeat the crime, well, yes, the punishment would be more severe."

Elros:"Well, perhaps you could ask the goblins yourself, after they wake."

Sszeyl:Sszeyl goes off course again, and looks in the storeroom.

Sszeyl:"Hopefully the others tripped all the traps."

Barshal:"This is assuming they are caught. Am I to have faith that the city dwellers will do this? They are fickle, and impatient."

Sszeyl:And off to stare into the pond the drow goes.

Gnogglebolt:"But you don't know they will repeat it. In fact, it is what I have been intending all along, to help these goblins gain a normal life after penance for their crimes."

Sszeyl:Spot check.

Sszeyl:« 1d20+5 = 4 + 5 = 9 »

Terri:Terri trots up to the man and looks up, then hugs him around the waist. "I'm glad you an' Mr. Barnabus are safe, Mr. Henderson."

Liatai:You see no signs of fish... except maybe some bones. Percy was very thorough. But, you do see some boxes containing food!

Sszeyl:Sszeyl sighs at the lack of fish, but goes to search the food crates.

Liatai:Most of the food is spoiled, but there are a few boxes containing corned beef, apples, sausage, and bacon that are still in non-spoiled condition.

Liatai:Knowledge (local)?

Gnogglebolt:"One is generally most amiable to look after their own behavior if you don't send mixed signals. And besides, if you do kill them, I will have to explain their deaths to the -other- goblins we have caught. And even then, you don't know if these goblins are the ones who caged the animals, or if it was the others we found."

Sszeyl: (( Me? ))

Liatai:Yep, you, Sszeyl. ^^

Sszeyl: (( Nope. Got none of that. ))

Liatai:Intelligence check, then.

Derish:"I would point out the fact it was so-called city dwellers who captured them in the first place."

Sszeyl: (( Sheet says it isn't one of the ones you can do untrained. ))

Liatai:Yes, but you can get a glean of general knowledge through an Int check. ^^

Sszeyl:Ah.

Sszeyl:« 1d20+2 = 10 + 2 = 12 »

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt looks to Derish. "Why, thank you." Back to Barshal again, he says "It is a very simple concept at it's core. The animals are now alive and free. Do not these goblins deserve the same chance?"

Liatai:Some of the boxes have writing on them... names of local farms.

Sszeyl:Sszeyl sighs, and begins lugging them to the Hub.

Barshal:"Hrm. You both have points. We are not certain it was they, or just they who committed the crime. And, you did catch them. Your silly insistance that these goblins, not being children of nature, deserve the same treatment is odd, but I will entertain it for now." He says, and then looks to the goblins again.. "But make sure they know druids do not forget."

Sszeyl:"That gnome better appreiciate all this work."

Liatai:17 pounds of food total. ^^

Gnogglebolt:"So, I can trust you not to display unnecessary agression against them?"

Sszeyl: (( So, strength check? ))

Trofim:Trofim goes to play toss-stick with Papa

Trofim:Come, Papa!

Barshal:"I would be careful with the term 'unnecessary', but your meaning is understood."

Trofim:*throws a piece of wood*

Liatai:Is it under your maximum load? No check required. ^^

Papa:« 1d2 = 2 »

Sszeyl: (( Alrighty. ))

Papa:Papa goes over to the goblins instead.

Gnogglebolt:"Hmm. I suppose that will have to do. Very well then, shall we enter the cave and begin ectracting valuables and supplies?"

TMG:*extracting

Derish:"Looting and pillaging? On it." Derish says, and heads off into the tunnels, tail wagging.

Sszeyl:Sszeyl sets the crates down, and goes back to the cage room."

Elros:Elros shrugs. "Sounds like a plan, at least."

Sszeyl:"Where did everyone go?"*

Gnogglebolt:"Miss Terri, would you, Papa, Mr. hederson, and Mr. Barabrus mind watching these two goblins?"

Gnogglebolt:"Just in case they wake up before we return?"

Trofim:bleh.. *trofim is bored*

Sszeyl:The drow goes to the passage way and peers down, tilting his glasses down for a better look.

Sszeyl:« 1d20+5 = 9 + 5 = 14 »

Terri:"Mm-hmm! We can do that!"

TMG:alright, into the hole

Liatai:((Oop, give me a few minutes. Apparently, I'm the only one who can perform the arcane ritual of Clipping the Leash to the Dog and Taking Her Outside))

Derish:Derish jumps in as well, and starts searching, most carefully. Taking a 20, which amounts to 21.

TMG:xD

TMG:I will take this opportunity for lunch!

VAE:good, i can fight the league in the meantime

Ghostwish:Where's the details on swarm type monsters again?

Liatai:Okay, it's official. The kids in this neighborhood are poop-flinging monkeys. o.o

Elros:o.o ?

Sszeyl: (( :U ))

Liatai:There's a pooper-scooper law, here; your dog deposits it, you bag it and throw it out.

Faerie:...sorry, this time forgot I had impersonate on.

Faerie:>>

Liatai:No sooner did I turn my back on the garbage can did one of the little monsters came up, took the bag out of the bin, and flung it at his sister.

VAE:ahahaha

Liatai:I reiterate. Poop-flinging monkeys. ^^'

Sszeyl: (( Set rabid badgers on 'em. ))

Liatai:I wish I was kidding.

Ghostwish:Bugger.. where are swarms defined again?

Liatai:Monster Manual, page 237?

Ghostwish:ah ha, thanks!

Liatai:I'm gonna go look for a thermometer while we wait for folks to return from lunch and such. Be back in two shakes. ^^

TMG:liatai; holy geezus o.O

Faerie::3

Ghostwish:When they say 10 ft square, they mean a 10 by 10 square?

Faerie:...sorry, wrong window. :x

Ghostwish:So, the swarm is like large sized, but counted as medium or what?

VAE:thermometer? you sick?

Faerie:Well, she did mention medicines earlier.

Liatai:Yep. You've been dealing with a GM on cold medicine this whole time. ^^'

Liatai:No fever, though, so all's good. ^^

VAE:heh.. somethign is climbing on me too

Liatai:Ghost - Exactly. ^^

Liatai:So... who's here?

Sszeyl: (( I live. ))

TMG:I'll be back in a minute or two

VAE:i am... playing pokemon pearl

Faerie:Or, 12:30. Something.

Faerie:...

Faerie:Fff, my computer should know which window I mean to type into.

TMG:x3

TMG:alright, I'm back and ready to go

Liatai:Just waiting on Ghost, then...

Faerie:How long do you think he'll be?


 * Liatai shrugs.

Ghostwish:meow?

Faerie:Ah, never mind.

Liatai:Not long at all!

Liatai:OK, so, shall we continue? :3

TMG:and I'm back again

TMG:Checked up and good to go!

VAE:allright

Liatai:I've vworped everyone except Trofim and Barshal down to the lower level, since they haven't said whether they were going or not. ^^'

VAE:where to?

VAE:to the wagon?

TMG:no, back in the hideout, lower level

Ghostwish:Aye, barshal is staying up above, since no one tried to get him away from the goblins. Derish made a 21 search of the lower area.

VAE:allright... trofim probably follows

Liatai:The whole lower area?

VAE:less boring than being above

Ghostwish:Yes, to include your closet.TMG:err...anyway.

Liatai:Let's go room by room. So, hub room, nothing...

Liatai:Where do you go first?

Sszeyl:Sszeyl goes down the tunnel, and comes out outside. "Dang. So this is how the did it."

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt proceeds forward, and decides to check the storeroom first for anything usefuly.

Sszeyl: (( Wait. :U ))

TMG:waiting

Sszeyl: (( Sszeyl took all the usuable food crates out of the storeroom and put them in the hub. ))

Liatai:Ah, good point!

TMG:er, oh! It loosed empty to me ^^;

Liatai:You see crates in the hub room.

TMG:maybe drag out an object from the image library to indicate?

Trofim:hey! these weren't here before!

TMG:and add a note to it?

Trofim:someone's been messin' around!

Sszeyl:Sszeyl goes back into the caves, and heads to the Bugbear's cave.

Sszeyl:"Hello, handsome. Miss me?"

Ghostwish:Derish ambles into the storage room, and has a through look about.

Sszeyl:A refresher of the bugbear's cave look?

Gnogglebolt:"Ah, so it seems the drow has already put himself to use. Good many, I'll have to thank him for that." Gnogglebolt says, perfunctorily looking over the tops of the crares

TMG:*good man

Sszeyl:More specifically any other sites of booty besides the chest.

Liatai:One sec...

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt also does check the storeroom for the heck of it to see if anything's left

Liatai:The drow did a good job of cleaning out this room. There is only a smoldering fire and a selection of boxes filled with spoiled food here.

Liatai:For Sszeyl... The room contains an old, broken-down closet, several tattered red pieces of clothing laying scattered about, a red book laying on the ground, a bedroll, three grody-looking tankards, two stoppered clay jugs, and, of course, the chest full of gold. A cold fire pit lies in the northeastern section of the room.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt nods to himself, smiling, and goes to check the other side room

TMG:the den room, srry

Sszeyl:Sszeyl picks up the book and opens to the first page.

TMG:*sorry

Liatai:Derish already picked up two vials of clear blue liquid from here, bu there are also a few marked finger bones here and two clay jugs.

Liatai:Sszeyl - The book is written in scrawled Common...

Meany is disconnected.

TMG:so, nothing particularly notable in the den room?

TMG:ah, dang

Ghostwish:Dangit. XD

Liatai:TMG - Derish already picked up two vials of clear blue liquid from here, bu there are also a few marked finger bones here and two clay jugs.

TMG:yeah, got that, sorry, should've said "besides that" xD

Meany has connected.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt looks in the jugs without much intent

Gnogglebolt:He looks down at the fingerbones and makes a face, though

Faerie:...hang on, I just lost myself.

Liatai:A whiff of horrid STENCH wafts out of the jugs as soon as Gnogglebolt opens them.

Gnogglebolt:...then looks closer as he sees they have markings on them. He picks them up, shrugs, and pockets them, wiping his hands after

Ghostwish:Nothing more from the storage room?

Gnogglebolt:he also jerks back from the jugs, plugging his nose. Any particular descriptions?

Trofim:Trofim walks around, to the upper room

Liatai:It smells like someone set a rotting cow on fire, bottled the ashes, and mixed them with alcohol.

Faerie:Liatai, could you put a light on me, please?

Gnogglebolt:Yeah, he leaves the jugs alone and heads to the common room'

Trofim:Trofim examines the room with the caged skeleton he felled

Trofim:search « 1d20 = 17 »

Gnogglebolt:He looks around the table and in the corners of the common room. ANything interesting?

Liatai:Nope, nothing more from the storage room... Hang on, give me a chance to catch up!

Gnogglebolt:xD sorry!

Elros:Elros examines the room with all the cages. search « 1d20+7 = 9 + 7 = 16 »

Ghostwish:You can take a 20.

Liatai:The common room contains straw, a deck of cards, several chips of shiny black stone, and 50 SP. There is also a torch on the wall.

Liatai:The room Trofim's in... It contains cages, a broken jug of the same foul-smelling liquor Gnogglebolt encountered, some torn papers, and one lone cloth shoe. Oh, yes, and the skeletons.

Gnogglebolt:Just for posterity, Gnogglebolt gaters up everything (except the torch) and piles it in the center of the table, then leaves it there, though he does put the SP in a separate pile

Trofim:Trofim looks whether the papers are written on

Liatai:The cage room... contains a candle, many, many cages, and three vials of orange liquid with stoppers.

Liatai:The papers are written on in a messy Goblin scrawl.

Elros:Elros gathers up the 50 SP, to divide them with the group later.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebt enters the skeleton room, and looks around sadly. "Their remians should be returned to their families.

Trofim:Hmm, i can't read this crap

Liatai:A crude stick figure is on one page.

Trofim:Notices Gnogglebolt

Trofim:Hey, come here!

Gnogglebolt:"Hmm? Yes?"

Trofim:yeah you!

Gnogglebolt:"What is it?"

Trofim:See, i found these papers... there's stuff on them

Trofim:but.. it doesn't look like anything i can read

Gnogglebolt:"Ahh...oh, this is the goblin's writing. One moment, let me examine it..."

Trofim:you are the goblin rattle expert here

Gnogglebolt:*reads goblin paper*

Trofim:matbe they have some stuff and we won't have to keep those two alive

Elros:Elros goes to find the other two.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt simply glances up for a second with glaring eyes before returning to th paper.

Trofim:What's there?

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt frowns as he looks at the paper. "Is there nothing else?"

Trofim:Hmm, you might look around - i only found these

Liatai:Meany, did you get my message about the book? Just checking. ^^'

Meany:ause.

Meany:Pause.

TMG:pausing

Meany:Yes I did.

Meany:Okay, lemme get back to mah token.

Trofim:test

TMG:yo

TMG:just waiting on Meany, I think

Meany:Alright, I think I'm goof.

Meany:good*

Liatai:Yay! ^^

Meany:Resume.

Trofim:What did the paper say though?

Sszeyl:Sszeyl chucks the book into the still open chest of gold.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt shakes his head. "It is some cryptic string of letters. Likely a code of some sort. It must mean something to whoever is meant to read it. I need some frame of reference before I can decipher it."

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt also looks around for anything else notable in the room, besides the collapsed skeletons, of course

Sszeyl:The drow then checks the tankards and jugs.

Liatai:The tankards are empty, and one of them has started to grow mold.

Trofim:Trofim examines the caged skeleton's remains « 1d20 = 17 »

Sszeyl:Sszeyl tosses the moldy one onto Granch's remains.

Liatai:The same rotting-cow-set-on-fire-and-distilled-by-alcohol smell greets Sszeyl as he opens the jugs.

Liatai:*dissolved, not distilled ^^'

TMG:...sre the jugs chamber pots of some kind? >.>

TMG:*are

Liatai:Aside from the one lone shoe and some tattered clothing? Nothing.

Sszeyl:Sszeyl, being desensitized by the Order's training, calmly restopps the jugs and goes to the closet.

TMG:or, I should say

TMG:are they recognizably chamber pots?

Liatai:XD No, they're just goblin alcohol.

Liatai:Goblin thudrud by name.

TMG:Huh.

TMG:anyway, anything else interesting in skeleton room?

Liatai:Nothing I haven't already mentioned. ^^

TMG:so, just the skeletons and the papers

Sszeyl: (( Anything left in the closet? :U ))

Liatai:Oh! Elros, I forgot if you mentioned. Did you take the orange vials from the cage room?

Gnogglebolt:Seeing nothing else notable in the skeleton room, Gnogglebolt heads to Granch's room.

Liatai:Sszeyl - Nothing except more tattered red clothing.

VAE:anything on the skeleton or in its bones?

Faerie:Umm, orange vials?

VAE:since that's what trofim's looking at and rolled the 17 for

Sszeyl:"Hey."

Liatai:Nope.

Liatai:Though on Granch's skeleton, there is a morningstar and some red chainmail.

Sszeyl:"I haven't found anything useful aside from some gold and a book."

Gnogglebolt:"Ah, there you are, Sszeyl. Thank you for organizing the supplies from the storeroom ahead of us. I usually get nervous when you wander off, but you conducted yourself well there. Thank you."

Gnogglebolt:"Well, this is what we're here for...a book? May I see?"

Trofim:nothing here

Faerie:Oh, whup, sorry, I read the wrong room description. Yes, I took the vials.

Liatai:'Kay. ^^

Sszeyl:Sszeyl, goes to fetch the book. "Thank you, and here it is." Sszeyl offers it out to the gnome.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt flips through it.

Trofim:Trofim examines the skeleton with missing leg bone « 1d20 = 17 »

Sszeyl:"It's a ledger of Granch's activities from what I can tell."

Liatai:The book appears to be a ledger, written in a scrawled, messy Common.

Liatai:One sec...

Sszeyl:Spotting Derish and Elros. "Oh, hey. Mind helping with moving this money?"

Derish:Derish nods, and goes about plucking up coins.

Ghostwish:QUIZ TIME! What hit dice do constructs usually use?

Sszeyl: (( There be no coins, except in the chest. :U ))

VAE:d10 ?

TMG:either d10 or d12 for constructs, can't remember

Liatai:I think it's d10.

Faerie:d10! d12! Hut Hut...hike!

Ghostwish:D10 seems to be the winner. You all get cookies.

VAE:*noms cookie*

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt frowns as he reads one of the pages out of the book, then snaps it closed.

Gnogglebolt:"Well, as said, this is what we're here for.." He says, gesturing to the money in the room. "Let us organize and pack it up, and take it to the cart I rented.

Sszeyl:Sszeyl similarly snaps the chest closed, and latches the chest.

Elros:"Perhaps we'd be best off if one or two of us got on each side of the trunk to carry it out."

VAE:the legless skeleton, anythign on it?

Ghostwish:D10 is it. XD

Ghostwish:*it is

VAE:i knew

Derish:Derish ambles on out of the cave.

Sszeyl:Strength check.

TMG:Anyone got empty backpacks?

Sszeyl:Sszeyl's is mostly empty.

Elros:strength « 1d20+2 = 10 + 2 = 12 »

VAE:Trofim has a bed cloth - you can make a carrying thing out of it

Liatai:The chest plus gold weighs « 25+16 = 25 + 16 = 41 » pounds.

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 9 + 3 = 12 »

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 6 + 3 = 9 »

Derish:Derish climbs out of the hole, and waits to see if the others need help.

VAE:if he agrees of courseSszeyl: (( Grr. ))

TMG:just 41 pounds, no strength checks needed xD

Sszeyl: (( Cursed lag. ))

VAE:also, the legless skeleton, does it have stuff?

Sszeyl:Wow, Sszeyl could carry that hisself. :U

VAE:i rolled a search of 17 a while ago

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt helps in gathering miscellanea from around the room

Liatai:Nothing but a morningstar and a wooden shield.

TMG:so, between the group, everything from this room is collected?

Liatai:Including the grody tankards and foul jugs of alcohol?

TMG:okay, except those xD

Liatai:Then yes. XD

Trofim:hmm, this one has a morningstar!

Sszeyl: (( Vworp us away? :U ))

Trofim:what about their arms?

Gnogglebolt:"Grmph." Gnogglebolt hefts what he can. "So, shall we take this to the cart?"

Trofim:i thin they can be sold nicely

Elros:"Let's."

Barshal:"Ah, excellent. I just finished putting the last garnish on the goblins. They should be ready to eat shortly."

Liatai:Did you take the things from the common room, too?

TMG:Elros grapped the sp

TMG:anyone else might have grabbed the cards, chips, and other things on the way out if they wanted

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt heads to the cart, helping load the items onto it in an organized, distributed fasion. He looks over to Barshal when he speaks with a flat look, then shakes his head and returns to work

VAE:Trofim probably grabbed the cards

Sszeyl:"Could someone who speaks bear go get Fuzzy?"

Elros:Elros puts the SP with the chest of gold in the cart.

Trofim:Hmm, why do you want to get the bear?

Sszeyl:Sszeyl hops up onto the rock.

Liatai:« 1d2 = 2 »

Trofim:he seems content eating the rats

Sszeyl:"Because he and I have an agreement.

Sszeyl:+"

Sszeyl:"I promised fish, I'll give him fish."


 * Papa looks on approvingly.

Trofim:well, get him yourself then... he probably forgot of the "agreement" as soon as i showed him the meat

Trofim:for bear, all meat is same

Trofim:he isn't people

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt checks by the goblins as he passes by, making sure they're both still breathin

Sszeyl:Sszeyl speaks loudly, so the druid might hear him. "What's that Trofim? We should kill the bear for his meat? That isn't a nice thing to say."

TMG:(oooh, did barshal just hear that? XD )

TMG:er, what trofim said, not sszeyl o.o

Trofim:what the *bleep* are you speaking of?

Trofim:Bear doesn't even taste that nice

Trofim:we have better things to eat now

Liatai:The goblins are breathing, and starting to stir.

Barshal:"I fear the cleric's insanity is contagious."

Faerie:Soylent bear?

TMG:oh!

TMG:Quick thing

TMG:Between everyone who was down there

Trofim:it's tough, just ask the dogman

Trofim:takes hours to cook

TMG:was the stuff were were carrying light enough that someone could grab the crates Sszeyl organized from the hub room?

Liatai:Depends. Could you carry about 20 pounds?

TMG:...Gnogglebolt possibly could, actually...

Sszeyl:Sszeyl can carry up to two hundred+ pounds.

Liatai:Wow. o.o

VAE:trofim probably could easily

TMG:Drow is body-builder

VAE:haha.. Sszeyl has the carrying capacity of spooks


 * Sszeyl flexes.

VAE:that is, if she didn't lie

TMG:So, were the crates grabbed?

Sszeyl:Most assuredly.

TMG:Alrighty, those are added to the cart as well

Gnogglebolt:"Now, to check the cage room for anything useful, and to investigate the cart leftb outside the other end of the cave."

Trofim:Finally

TMG:waprz?

TMG:*warpz

Trofim:could have checked ages ago

Liatai:I think Elros checked the cage room... And since I don't have a map for the wagon area, we can just imagine. ^^

Sszeyl:Sszeyl bounds off the rock and follows.

Faerie:...you know you can self-warp?

Faerie:And yes, Elros checked the cage area.

TMG:well, we'll pass by the cage room on our way to the other cart, so it's just double-checked

TMG:okay, self-warped

Liatai:Aside from many, many cages and the candle on the end, nothing else of importance.

TMG:in the cage room, pretending to continue on to the cart...

VAE:me too

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt strides up the tunnel and outside again, looking for the cart

Trofim:Trofim follows him close

Liatai:And if the wagon is checked, you find eight empty sacks, a set of thieves' tools, and... roll a Search check.

Elros:Elros follows Gnogglebolt out, curious of the cart.

Liatai:Unless you're taking 20. ^^'

Meany is disconnected.

Elros:search « 1d20+7 = 12 + 7 = 19 »

TMG:Gnogglebolt looks through the cart thoroughly

TMG:dangit

Liatai:Pause!

Meany has connected.

Trofim:Trofim search « 1d20 = 3 »

TMG:resume?

Ghostwish:wb!

Faerie:And I already rolled search.

Liatai:The cart contains 8 empty sacks, a set of thieves' tools, and in one of the sacks, an ornate, yet sturdy fan.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt examines the fan

Liatai:The fan is made of steel and black silk, and has an image of a gold dragon and a bird printed on it.

Trofim:Trofim finds Gnogglebolt

Gnogglebolt:"Hmm." Gnogglebolt holds the fan up for the rest of the group's inspection, particularly Trofim. 'Is there any more to this object than meets ther eye?"

Meany:>>

Liatai:Wait for Meany to load...

Meany:I missed every damn thing since after asking how much time had passed.

TMG:....

Meany:Also, parents finally got me a bike so I can become semi-independant for tansport.

TMG:you never asked how much time has passed o.o

Liatai:Yay!

TMG:at least, I haven't gotten any such messages...

Liatai:Me neither...

Liatai:So, I'm guessing you didn't miss anything. :3

VAE:yay for a velociped!

TMG:so, uh...can we continue? Can't tell if you missed anything or not, meany...

Ghostwish:Just the DM dancing on the table for tips.

TMG:. ..

Liatai:...

TMG:Anyway.


 * Liatai turns Ghostwish into a ferret. ZAP.


 * Ghostwish flees from the angry mob- SQUEEK!

TMG:...OH!


 * Liatai turns Ghostwish back

TMG:I completely forgot!

TMG:You were seriously going to use that as punishment for out-of-line players!

VAE:haha

TMG:...or am I remembering something totally different?

Liatai:I did warn you. :3

Liatai:Though this time was just for fun. XD

TMG:Hokay, moving on

TMG:Gnogglebolt held up the fan to everyone, byut [articularly the magic-user.

VAE:liatai, the DM wrath file might interest you

VAE:there's a list of d100 punishments if i remember

TMG:"Wrath me!"

TMG:"NO!"

Liatai:I've seen. :3

Meany:transport*

VAE:also, i warn everyone that although i am hard to piss off due to my anger affinity, i will use that if i ever get a game rolling

Meany is disconnected.

TMG:aw, fuggedy

Ghostwish:... squeek squeek squeek. *where is this mystical file?*

Liatai:I turned you back already, Ghost. XD

VAE:http://www.srcf.ucam.org/~dm510/dndfun/

Ghostwish:

Meany has connected.

TMG:welcome back

Ghostwish:wb!

VAE:wb!

VAE:seriously, pearl pokemon league are noobs

VAE:i hardly bother with potions or revives, half of my team are 5-10 levels below them ,and still i can reach the last one... soon i will beat them all

TMG:alright, are you stable, meany?

Liatai:Reposting for Meany... The cart contains 8 empty sacks, a set of thieves' tools, and in one of the sacks, an ornate, yet sturdy fan. The fan is made of steel and black silk, and has an image of a gold dragon and a bird printed on it.

TMG:Gnogglebolt picked up the fan and is holding it up for the others to look at

Trofim:after finding Gnogglebolt and hearing his inquiry, Trofim takes the fan "i'll check it for magic"

Trofim:taking 20 to check carefully with spellcraft, makes 24

Liatai:One sec...

TMG:er...

TMG:I dunno if you can take 20 on spellcraft...

VAE:i dunno either

VAE:the DM shall decide

Liatai:I'll say no. Roll away. ^^

TMG:you can only take 20s on things that allow retries, and I don't think spellcraft lets that. I'm looking it up.

VAE:allright

Trofim:« 1d20+4 = 5 + 4 = 9 »

VAE:ahahaha

Liatai:You can't tell. It's a very well-made fan, but who knows if it's magic?

Trofim:Well.. i dunno

Trofim:we better keep it around

Liatai:Wait for Meany...

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt shrugs. "A collecter will likely pay a decent price for it."

Trofim:true, true

TMG:doing okay there, meany o.o

TMG:?

Kyle:I'm so close to simply giving up.

TMG:what the? O.o

Liatai:... Who's Kyle? o.o

Faerie:^that. o.o;

Kyle:Meany.

TMG:there is no connected player "Kyle"...

TMG:Meany must be impersonating a token

Liatai:Ah...

Kyle:Maptools is fucked up.

Liatai::

VAE:oh yep.. he is using it as a pseudonym

Liatai:>:

VAE:it was quite a clever joke

Kyle:First of all, it wasn't a joke.

VAE:i remember when he was sending me a col...

Kyle:Second of all kindly shut it while I attempt damage control.

Kyle:...

Kyle:Odd.

Kyle:I can see everything.

Kyle:Including the GM token.

TMG:O.O

Liatai:... buh? o.o

VAE:he ascended

TMG:Okay, something is -really- messed up

TMG:perhaps reboot your computer, meany? we can wait

Liatai:Indeed. o.o

Kyle:I would loose the entire log.

VAE:well, someone else will save it

TMG:but...haven't you already disconnected and lost the log?

TMG:wait

Kyle:Nope.

VAE:you don't lose log when disconnecting

TMG:you meany you haven't even tried rebooting the program itself?

TMG:*mean

Kyle:I just go to file and connect to server.

TMG:...okay...the transcript of the thing will be up on the wiki later

TMG:but at the very least, you have to try and reboot the program

TMG:the errors are stacking up

Liatai:As will the whole text of the ledger.

Sszeyl:I don't see why. Can operate just fine like this.

Sszeyl:Is just a bit annoying to not have my usual name.

TMG:oh

TMG:so you are stable now?

Sszeyl::U

Sszeyl:I can move the GM token. Awesome.

Liatai:Hey hey! Stop moving me around! XD

Sszeyl:Still gotta scroll up.

Sszeyl:And snag the plot point me and Liatai worked out before you try to sell it. >->

VAE:meany reminds me of Daryil

TMG:okay, yeah, you really need to disconnect and reconnect again o.o

TMG:somewhow, you managed to join as GM

Liatai:Don't know how... I set a password. o.o

VAE:ahahaha

Sszeyl:It keeps telling me I have my own server going.

Sszeyl:When I don't.

Liatai:But you guys have seen everything in the dungeon, so there's no harm in it. :3

VAE:folks... let's finish the game this way

TMG:....

VAE:i am getting bored of the waitings

Liatai:Oh, wait, one sec. There is one thing I have to change.

TMG:meany, you have a crazy amount of errors I';ve not seen before

Liatai:Carry on. ^^

TMG:okay, fine

Sszeyl:I haven't been able to scroll up and read yet.

Liatai:OK, all set.

TMG:scroll lock, meany

TMG:turn it off

TMG:little bubbles at the bottom-right

Sszeyl:I mean you lot keep saying things, and I need to answer.

TMG:then don't

Sszeyl:Alright, up to speed.

Liatai:Yay. :3

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt just tosses the fan back onto the cart. It doesn't look like there was anything else of value on it.

Gnogglebolt:"Well, shall we pull this cart back? Heck, I might even be able to sell it back to the man I rented the other cart and pony from

Derish:"No sense in leaving a perfectly good cart here."

Trofim:Me and beridze agree!

Sszeyl:Sszeyl goes to the back of the cart, sneakily snatching the fan on his way by, and gets in position to push.

TMG:...

TMG:Spot check.

Gnogglebolt:« 1d20 = 7 »

TMG:anyone else?

Barshal:« 1d20+5 = 8 + 5 = 13 »

Trofim:« 1d20 = 3 »

TMG:O.o barshal's not around

Elros:« 1d20+7 = 3 + 7 = 10 »

TMG:just elros and trofim

Ghostwish:Ah, crap.

Liatai:The cart weighs 215 pounds with the loot in it, you guys can easily push it when you do. :3

Trofim:Trofim sees something interesting... turns out he forgot to open his eyes

Trofim:it was a micro-sleep

Ghostwish:Well, it'd be his sleight of hand.. or just dex. Not sure if you can do it untrained.

Liatai:Dex check, Sszeyl?

Faerie:Anything for me, or no?

Liatai:We'll see what Sszeyl rolls.

TMG:alex; just a sec, opposed check

Liatai:Then I can tell you. ^^

VAE:sleight of hand for pushing a cart?

Sszeyl:Firstly, Sszeyl can push/pull 1300 pounds.

Liatai:No, for snatching the fan.

Sszeyl:« 1d20+1 = 8 + 1 = 9 »

TMG:Elros saw ^^

Liatai:He did indeed. :3

Elros:Elros slaps Sszeyl on the back of the head. "And just what do you think you're doing with that fan?"

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt turns around at Elros' voice.

Trofim:So does trofim

Liatai:-- pfft. Out of curiosity, does anyone here watch NCIS?

VAE:My uncle

Sszeyl:Yo.

Gnogglebolt:His frowns. "What is it, Sszeyl? Is there something interesting about that fan that we don't know about?"

VAE:i saw a few parts

Faerie:Only rarely.

VAE:why?

Liatai:I just imagined Elros doing a Gibbs-slap on Sszeyl.

VAE:ooh!

VAE:XD

Ghostwish:brb, starting a fire.

Ghostwish:Please do continue. no need to be alarmed.

Faerie:o.o

Liatai:Grilling?

Sszeyl:Sszeyl restrains the urge to brutally wreck the elf's face with his own pale-skinned hands, and calmly intones. "This is what is known as a war-fan, or tessen. They are used as nonleathal weapons and signalling tools for those of a similar profession to myself."

Ghostwish:yup.

VAE:wait.. what does he mean by fan

VAE:does he mean rotor blades ?

Gnogglebolt:"So...why didn't you just say you wanted it?"

TMG:danman; think a paper fan, but backed with metal

Sszeyl:"Because I couldn't see or speak very well due to my shoulder acting up due to all this activity."

TMG:the one you hold in your hands

Sszeyl:The folding japanese type, if I'm not mistaken.

Liatai:Hai. :3

Faerie:"Yes, there's this recent invention called 'asking nicely.' And you seem to be speaking just fine now."

Gnogglebolt:"...And yet you just tried to take it...without us noticing?"

Elros:"Yes, there's this recent invention called 'asking nicely.' And you seem to be speaking just fine now."

Trofim:Sszel, don't be idiot

Gnogglebolt:"Honestly, I don't see any reason why any of us wouldn't have just let you have it as a share of spoils if you spoke up."

Sszeyl:"Trofim, don't be grammatically incorrect."

Trofim:*silently* If you going to take somethig, do it in a way that noone sees

Sszeyl:"Because I just met you lot today, and don't exactly trust you yet."

Gnogglebolt:"Just leave it for now, Sszeyl. If you want it, just ask later when we're organizing everything we've found."

Sszeyl:"Oh, very well."

Gnogglebolt:"Well, do you think that what you just did makes -you- very trustworthy to -us-?"

Sszeyl:Back into the cart it's set.

Gnogglebolt:"Please don't do something like that again, drow. Words will work fine enough. Maybe words don't work where you come from, I don't know, but here, a simple "please" can work wonders."

Sszeyl:"The fact that I came to your defense each time you were attacked, the fact that I have followed all your commands, with exceptions, to the letter despite overwhelming incentive to otherwise, and the fact that I'm very far away from people who don't instinctively try to kill me and thus can behave normally?"

Liatai:(Oh snap.)

Gnogglebolt:"...You make good points. I apologize. Still just ask next time. As I just said, a simple please will get you far up here."

TMG:*Still, just

Gnogglebolt:"Now, shall we return to terri?"

Sszeyl:"Very well."

Trofim:True...

Elros:"Let's get going then."

Sszeyl:*shitfy eyes*

Sszeyl:Sszeyl bodily picks up the cart and carries it by himself.

Sszeyl::U

Liatai:XD

TMG:shall I bring out a wagon/cart token, Liatai?

Faerie:Do we have a token for the cart?

TMG:I'm looking at a bunch of them. And you can bring them out on the object layer instead of the token layer

TMG:dangit, I can't do layercontrol as a player

Liatai:Ah, but I'm running this session off a flash drive that doesn't have the torrent on it. ^^'

TMG:oh, well then

TMG:change that token to the object layer

Liatai:So a second horse will have to do. ^^

TMG:and resize it

TMG:(and of course, take ownership of it)

Ghostwish:sorry for the prolonged absence, our lighter has gone missing

Liatai:>:

Liatai:So, back to Terri we go!

Sszeyl:Sszeyl looks slightly purple in the face carrying the cart all by his lonesome, but doesn't complain.

TMG:>.o

VAE:XD

TMG:seriously?

Sszeyl:His heavy load is 260 pounds.

Sszeyl:He can lift 520 pounds off the ground.

Sszeyl:There was a mathematical error on his sheet, btw. >>

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt looks back in astonishment as the Drow picks up the entire cart on his back. "Ah, Drow...I do not believe you are lacking of intelligence or clear vision, but...that cart does have wheels..."

Sszeyl:"It's also been out in the elements for a couple of days."

Terri: :O sums up Terri's face pretty well as the group rounds the corner.

Sszeyl:"And likely made by humans."

Sszeyl:"I don't exactly trust it's ability to function."

Fredrick Henderson:And Fredrick's, too.

Derish:"It is fitting to use the drow as a pack animal anyway." The gnoll says with a grin.

Gnogglebolt:"Well, if you actually tried pulling it and found the wheels stuck, I assue you, it's nothing I couldn't fix..."

Sszeyl:Sszeyl walks by Derish, and sharply turns into the cave's direction, possibly hitting the gnoll. "Oh cripes! We forgot Fuzzy!"

Liatai:Reflex save, Derish. XD

Trofim:*turns to Derish* Well, some have brain, some have brawn

Derish:Or, he could just catch it, and lift both it and the drow off the ground....

Liatai:What's Derish's Strength again?

Ghostwish:18.

Liatai:... oh wow. XD

VAE:ahahaha

Liatai:I can only encourage said shennanigans. But up to you two. :3

TMG:...I think odd angles are starting to come into play...

TMG:Danman! This is a job for elementry physics! Let us get out our scientific calulators with trig functions!

Liatai:XD

VAE:hahah

VAE:what did they do, actually?

Faerie:I prefer my Ti-89 anyway.

Derish:"Do be careful." Says Derish, holding the cart with Sszeyl dangling a foot off the ground beneath it. "We don't want you to hurt that frail little elven frame of yours." He says, and then leans -heavily- on the cart as he sets it back down.

TMG:(I've got both a scientific and a graphing calculator, by the way)

VAE:casio 9950CFX all the way

Liatai:Let's just call it a Reflex save to catch the cart and a Strength check to counter the momentum and lift it.

VAE:and my slide rule

Ghostwish:« 1d20+1 = 1 + 1 = 2 »

Sszeyl:Strength check.

Liatai:... ooh. XD

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 20 + 3 = 23 »

TMG:oh-ho xD

VAE:i think the second would be at least dc15

Ghostwish:Seems like Derish was already on the ground..... XD

TMG:...hoooooly crap

VAE:seems like he missed the cart

VAE:badly

Liatai:THWACK

TMG:A 1 and a 20 right after each other xD

Liatai:« 1d6+3 = 6 + 3 = 9 »

Faerie:"Derish has injured himself in confusion!"

Liatai:... ow. ^^'

TMG:...o.o

VAE:pokemon

Barshal:"City dwellers are ever so entertaining."

Liatai:You've just dropped the gnoll by accient, Sszeyl. ^^'

Liatai:*accident

TMG:...shhhheeeet, did Derihh just get knocked unconscious?

TMG:holy crap o.o

Liatai:Yes he did. ^^'

TMG:was that lethal or nonlethal damage?

Liatai:Let's say nonlethal. It was comedic, not an intent to kill.

Elros:Elros just shakes his head.

TMG:He was just clocked in the head, and there wasn't as much force behind it as a genuine blow...

Sszeyl:"...Please tell me I didn't just kill the gnoll."

Trofim:Imbecile!

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt lets out an odd sound, like a cat being trodden upon, and rushes over to Derish.

Trofim:what will Zairith say?

Trofim:*slaps the drow*

Gnogglebolt:"Ah...he's still breathing...but I can't tell much more than that."

Barshal:"If that was not your intent, why did you attempt it? I thought the dwarves were joking when they said drow could not tell the difference between child's play and murder."

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt also quietly curses in gnoll, fittingly enough.

Papa:*whine!*

Trofim:i think i can do something... Beridze, speak the words of life « 1d20 = 2 » (heal light wounds)

TMG:erm

TMG:not a d20, danman

TMG:1d8 plus caster level

Liatai:1d8+1

VAE:well, for the initial check

Ghostwish:.... even for a d20... XD


 * VAE facepalms

VAE:i thought it has to hit


 * VAE facepalms hard

Ghostwish:No, that's if you're trying to touch an undead, and hence harm them. XD

Trofim:« 1d8+1 = 4 + 1 = 5 »

Sszeyl:"It was an accident!" Sszeyl looks genuinely distressed. "I forgot about Fuzzy, and just reacted!"

Liatai:He's conscious now!

TMG:wait a sec

TMG:yeah, I forgot

Trofim:Beridze glows slightly and the gnoll gains consciousness

TMG:-can- Trofim even cast Cure Light Wounds at all?

Trofim:Uff

VAE:he can

TMG:and if he can, does he have it prepared today?

VAE:he can't cast it spontaneously

TMG:I know for a fact he can't spontaneously convert, so he had to have prepared it ahead of time

Liatai:He can cast it, but I don't know what he had prepped.

VAE:most likely yes

Ghostwish:Shit.. he;s evil? XD

VAE:yep

TMG:well

TMG:not "evil", but he did choose negative energy

VAE:why do you think he had Beridze with him?

VAE:it's his implement

VAE:didn't it strike you as odd that the skull always glows and does stuff

VAE:besides him speaking to it which can be explained by simple madness

Ghostwish:I assume nothing. Clerics of wee-jas can be lawful good and carry around a bright, crimson red skull.

TMG:how many spells does Trofim even have left today?

VAE:this was last one

TMG:have you been keeping track?

VAE:i was

TMG:alrighty...

VAE:wait a sec

VAE:he might have a domain spell left

VAE:this are his level 1 spells depleted

Ghostwish:Damnit meany, look what you've gone and done!!


 * Ghostwish teases mercilessly.

VAE:actually, it's all of them

VAE:yes

VAE:that's why he wasn't eager on fixing the goblin up

Terri:"Is Mr. Snowpaw okay?" Terri stands on her tiptoes and tries to look over the cart.

Fredrick Henderson:"I have --" Fredrick pats his pockets and pulls out two vials of blue liquid. "I have potions!"

Trofim:He is... but this *bleep* came close to *bleep*ing him up

Elros:"He'll live. It was just a bit of a bump on the head...with a loaded cart."

TMG:right...anyway, if you aren't already, you can actually list what spells you have prepared i your token notes

Trofim:*bleep* it's you *bleep* i am *bleep*ing speaking about

Terri:Terri tilts her head. "Mr. Sszeyl is a *bleep*?"

TMG:that's what I have my players in my game do

Trofim:He is a *bleep*ing son of a *bleep*

Barshal:"I am still perplexed as to what *bleep* is."

Trofim:and a *bleep* too

Papa:Have you ever seen a dog facepalm? Now you have. XD

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt looks up at terri, a very pained expression on his face. "Ah, can we stop curing loudly around the little girl?"

Elros:Elros also remembers something, and puts the orange vials in the cart, so someone can do something with them later.

Gnogglebolt:"Terri, the human is saying some not-nice words, please ignore them."

Ghostwish:Quick!! Everyone drug the gnoll to high hell with strange and unusual vials!!! XD

Ghostwish:Derish comes out level 20 and gender switched.

Sszeyl:"Before I'm tempted to hit -him- with the cart."

Terri:Terri just tilts her head. "... Okay..."

Liatai:XD


 * Faerie literally lols at Ghost

VAE:yep, all trofim spells are gone

TMG:oh, so that would bring Derish back to consciousness...

Sszeyl:"Can we stop crowding around so I can set this thing down before I hit someone else with it?"

Ghostwish:*POW* There goes barshal. XD

Liatai:XD

Ghostwish:Percy attacks, for great vengence! Critical! Dead drow. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Ghostwish:I'm laughing so hard. XD

Trofim:*slaps the drow* You do *bleep* with the *bleep*ing cart, and i *bleep* you up *bleep*ing bad

Dr. Hatari:(I picture this as the beginning of Akellon's Skynet going berserk. In the grim darkness of the future, mankind is brutall hunted down by self-aware cybernetic carts.)

Sszeyl:"Okay, now thems fighting words."

Barshal:".. they are?"

Trofim:Now i can see why your own *bleep*ing family is charging you rent

Gnogglebolt:"Enough!" Gnogglebolt shouts in as loud a voice as he can muster

Trofim:Zyrais will not be happy to hear this

Terri:"Papa, what is *bleep*?"

Gnogglebolt:"Just back up and put the cart down, drow! And you, human, the gnoll will be fine!"

Derish:"I feel so pretty... oh so pretty...."

Papa:Papa lays down and puts both paws over his muzzle. -.-

Trofim:The gnoll'll be fine because of Beridze

Sszeyl:Sszeyl backs up, fighting the urge to give Trofim a light smack, and lays the cart down.

Trofim:and Beridze isn't happy that i had to waste our power on this

Trofim:He won't help me at all today anymore

Trofim:all because of him!

Gnogglebolt:"Well, we've got everything we need, right?"

Trofim:We do.. and stuff we don't need too

Trofim:like the goblins

Gnogglebolt:"I don't think your magic will be needed anymore today. Besides you two seem to have some history together. Work it out."

Barnabus:*Don't mind me, I'm just making myself comfortable and sunning on this rock. Zzz.*

Gnogglebolt:"Mr. Snowpaw, are you alright?"

Ghostwish:Excuse me, while I go check the fire. No, not this session's log.

Sszeyl:"What history? I just met this lunatic today."

Gnogglebolt:"And human, if anyone has any right to complain, it's Derish here."

Trofim:Trofim walks further, his eyebrows folded, being properly pissed off

Derish:"Did anyone get the number of that cart?"

Sszeyl:Sszeyl checks. "Forty-nine."

Trofim:There was one of them

Derish:"Someone call a rakhasa, I'm gonna sue!"

Ghostwish:Okay I'm done. XD

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt shakes his head. This was the oddest collection of beings he'd ever met. He ambles over to the goblis to check that they're still unconscious.

Terri:"Why would you call a rakshasa?"

Sszeyl:"Gnome lawyers charge too much, Terri."

Trofim:What's a raksaha?

Masked Goblin:The nine-fingered goblin is still unconscious, but the masked one... Spot check.

Sszeyl:« 1d20+5 = 19 + 5 = 24 »

Liatai:« 1d20+3 = 19 + 3 = 22 »

Trofim:[1d20

Derish:"I don't know." Derish says, shaking his head and standing groggily back up on his hindpaws. "What was I saying? Right. I-"

Trofim:« 1d20 = 19 »

Elros:« 1d20+7 = 6 + 7 = 13 »

Derish:« 1d20 = 10 »

Barshal:« 1d20+5 = 13 + 5 = 18 »

TMG:oh, whups.

Gnogglebolt:Spot: « 1d20 = 9 »

Terri:"A celestial lawyer would be better..."

Liatai:Sszeyl, you can notice that the masked goblin is "playing unconscious."

Sszeyl:"Gnome. Back away from the goblins. Now."

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt freezes, and then does as the drow says, taking a step back.

Gnogglebolt:"WHat's wrong?"

Sszeyl:"The one that tried to kill me is awake."

Sszeyl:"Faking unconciousness for whatever reason.

Sszeyl:+"

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt looks closer. "So he is."

Derish:"I'm just going to.. sit down here.. and wait for you all to stop running in circles."

Gnogglebolt:"Well, I'll have a few short words with him...pull me back if he makes any sudden movements."

Sszeyl:"Understood."

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt walks around to the goblin, then says a few words in his language.

Sszeyl:Sszeyl keeps his eyes on the goblin, not that anyone would see through his sun lenses.

Barnabus:*You people are very amusing. I'm going to watch you.*

Masked Goblin:The goblin sits up slowly, but does not speak.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt, without any prompt from the goblin, launches into a short speech.

Sszeyl:Sszeyl speaks softly. "Could someone go get the bear now? Or at least confirm that he won't chase us down if we leave him?"

Masked Goblin:The goblin does not speak, only watches.

Gnogglebolt:"Go ahead, someone take care of the bear. There's enough of us hear to handle one goblin, I think."

Barshal:"Bear?"

Sszeyl:"The black bear we brought with us."

Liatai:(Be back in two shakes... Talk amongst yourselves. :3)

Ghostwish:Sooo, how about that forecast on carts, huh?

Trofim:Well, what about our rockpile friend over there? You were skilled enough to take the bear from me back in the city *angry stare*

Gnogglebolt:"Yes, someone go tend to the bear while I speak with this goblin, take care of both things at once."

Barshal:"I am -not- made of rocks!"

Gnogglebolt:"That is, if you care about the bear that much."

Gnogglebolt:"I heard something about a promise of fish..."

Sszeyl:"Yeah, my bad."

Barshal:Percy: Oh HELL no.

Trofim:I don't know what the *bleep* promised him, but i took him to a place full of giant rat corpses

Trofim:I think that's enough for him

Sszeyl:Sszeyl gives the human a rude gesture in Drow Sign Language.

Trofim:*trofim ignores the gesture as it doesn't click as anything*

Barshal:barshal would look confused, if he could. "Allright.. so where is this rat cave."

Derish:"Over the rainbow."

Gnogglebolt:"In the cave, to the right."

Gnogglebolt:"Just hop over the pit."

Trofim:Go in the cave, right, you'll find by the smel

TMG:back from unannounced afk

Sszeyl:Yo.

TMG:mom attacked me with a squirtbottle o.o

Liatai:o.o

VAE:ahhaaha

Liatai:XD

Sszeyl::U

Sszeyl:Liatai's back too.

Faerie:... o.o

Sszeyl:Yo.

Ghostwish:Whut? Why? XD

TMG:She wants me to take a shower, though i told her I'd get to it tonight xD

Liatai:XD

VAE:ahahah

Faerie:I mean, how long are we gonna go? x3

VAE:seems i aren't the only engineer with poor hygiene

TMG:Let's keep going and find out :3

Sszeyl:Usually lasts till about nine CST.

Faerie:I should hope you'll get your shower in.

Faerie:I need to get dinner.

Faerie:At some point, anyway.

TMG:after assault wih deadly squirtbottle? I certainly won't forget tonight xD

Faerie:And di homework. :x

Faerie:*do

TMG:anyway!

TMG:Barshal went into the cave to get the bear, right?

Ghostwish:Yuppers.

Fuzzy:*zzzz*

VAE:right

Liatai:There are rat bones aplenty in this cave, and one fat, happy bear.

Barshal:"Hrm. I dearly hope it is not the hibernation period already."

Fuzzy:*no, man, just the parasympathetic nervous system kickin' into high gear X3*

Barshal:Barshal gently shakes the bear.

Fuzzy:*zzz -- whu? I was sleepin'.*

VAE:i so hope the bear will tear him up

Barshal:"Sorry, large friend, but those who feed you fish seems to require your services once more."

Fuzzy:*I dunno what you're saying, so I'm gonna go back to sleep. Zzz.*

Sszeyl:Shouldn't Percy smell like fish?

Sszeyl:Testing.

VAE:i see

TMG:yo

VAE:test allright

Barshal:"The bear is more than content to sleep his meal off. Why exactly you thought there was unfinished business is beyond me."

Trofim:See? I told ya rat's enough for him

Gnogglebolt:"Unfinished business? I thought the drow wanted him just to the bear could actually get it's fish reward..."

TMG:*wanted the bear just so he could

Barnabus:*I'll eat that fish if the bear's not interested.*

Sszeyl:"It just doesn't seem right to default on the payment like that."

Sszeyl:Spot check for birds in the area.

Trofim:The one who hits his allies with a cart says that

Sszeyl:« 1d20+5 = 17 + 5 = 22 »

VAE:oh, barnabus is the kitty

Papa:*You're an itty bitty cat. How many fish could you eat, anyway? Clearly, the fish should go to me. *

VAE:i thought the mastiff

Sszeyl:"Is there some part of accident that you fail to grasp?"

Gnogglebolt:"Well, buy some fish in town, and while I drop off these goblins with the guards, bring the fish back." Gnogglebolt shrugs. "I do commend you for wanting to keep to your word."

Liatai:Nope, the mastiff's name was Muff, and he's long gone.

Liatai:You see wings fluttering in the apple tree...

Sszeyl:Sszeyl draws his sling and picks up a rock.

Liatai:Sszeyl Birdhunter is at it again! XD

Sszeyl:« 1d20+1 = 1 + 1 = 2 »

Liatai:... aaaaand missed terribly. ^^'

Sszeyl:Frig.

VAE:quick, liatai, somehting funny

Ghostwish:in the news today, drow, killed by his own rock.

Liatai:« 1d4 = 3 »

VAE:or even Sszely

Liatai:A crow peeks out of the brush. It looks... angry.

Liatai:*CAW!*

Sszeyl:Another rock at the crow.

Sszeyl:« 1d20+1 = 6 + 1 = 7 »

Liatai:Make it quick, it's flying at your head!

Sszeyl:Reflex save?

Liatai:The stone whiffs under the bird as it attempts to claw Sszeyl. « 1d20-1 = 11 - 1 = 10 »

Sszeyl:« 1d20+3 = 1 + 3 = 4 »

Liatai:Its claws nick just the edge of the drow's long ears before it wheels around to try clawing again!

Liatai:« 1d20-1 = 10 - 1 = 9 »

Sszeyl:Yet another rock.

Sszeyl:« 1d20+1 = 10 + 1 = 11 »

Liatai:The drow is being attacked by an angry crow... no comments from the rest of the party?

Gnogglebolt:As a crow jumps out of a tree and starts viciously attacking Sszeyl as he repeatedly missed with his sling...Gnogglebolt just stood there and sighed heavily, pressing a hand over his face."

Liatai:Whiff!

Barshal:Barshal can't stop laughing.

Liatai:« 1d20-1 = 16 - 1 = 15 »

Liatai:« 1d2-4 = 2 - 4 = -2 »

Derish:"Karma, ya jerk!"

Sszeyl:"Don't make me pick up the cart again, you."

Liatai:1 damage to the drow from bird claws to the face.

Gnogglebolt:"Someone help the drow already, please. The rest of you, let's secure these goblins and get ready to move."

Sszeyl:« 1d20+1 = 4 + 1 = 5 »

Liatai:*CAW CAW!*

Trofim:Trofim almost bows over, laughing

Gnogglebolt:"Or you can all just stand there, and laugh."

Gnogglebolt:"Sszeyl! Run over here!@ I'll take a shot at it."

Barshal:"Done."

Terri:Terri, to her credit, is trying very, very hard not to laugh. It looks like she's hiccuping.

Sszeyl:"I fail to see the strategic advantage to that, but all right."

Gnogglebolt:Gnoglebolt draws his own sling and prepares to swing it as soon as Sszeyl gets out of the way.


 * Sszeyl strages!

Sszeyl:strafes*

Fredrick Henderson:Fredrick is laughing, though.

Liatai:*CAW!*

Trofim:Bwhahah... sharpshooter... bwhahaha see. beridze

Trofim:*trofim takes out beridze, and points him at the scene*

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt takes the shot as soon as Gnogglebolt isn't in the line of sight anymore. « 1d20+1 = 5 + 1 = 6 »

TMG:fug.

Liatai:*CAW! CAW!*

Sszeyl:« 1d20+1 = 19 + 1 = 20 »

Liatai:.. Caaaaw.

Liatai:Roll damage!

Sszeyl:« 1d4 = 3 »

Liatai:*AWK!*

Liatai:Thud.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt sigs again, putting a hand over his forehead.

Gnogglebolt:He then glances to Barshal.

Barshal:Barshal shakes his head slowly. "This is why you do not toy with nature. Because it will toy with you... like a cat with a mouse."

Gnogglebolt:"You're fine with stoning birds, but siply putting one in a cage and then letting it free merits a death sentance?"

Sszeyl:"And yet the bird is dead, and I am not."

Liatai:It's not quite dead yet. Unconscious, but not dead.

Barshal:"The bird had a fair fight. The marks on the drow's face are proof of this."

Sszeyl:"Speaking of which, Papa, fetch."

Liatai:« 1d2 = 2 »

Barshal:"Next you will suggest I go bonkers every time a wolf kills a deer."

Gnogglebolt:"Whatever you say. Let us waste no more time and move out."

Elros:Elros can't resist a chuckle at the thought of Sszyel being a fair fight against a small bird.

Papa:*tilts head at Sszeyl. What do I look like, a retriever?*

Sszeyl:"Shall we load the gnoll in one of the carts?"

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt looks to the masked goblin again, and says a few things that sound like matter-of-fact statements

Sszeyl:"Vaguely, yes."

Derish:"Bring that cart anywhere near me and you're going to have a broken cart."

Papa:*Well I never. I was sure I was a guard dog.*

Sszeyl:Sszeyl holds up three fingers. "How many fingers do you see?"

Sszeyl:@Derish.

Masked Goblin:The goblin says nothing.

Trofim:Erm... Three?

Derish:"Two. After I bite one off." The gnoll grumbles, standing up rather groggily.

Sszeyl:"Alrighty."

Sszeyl:Sszeyl skips over to fetch his bird, and tosses it up to the cat.

Gnogglebolt:"Alright, let's organize the carts and circle-guard the goblins!"

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt motions to get everyone in the center of the clearing

Ghostwish:time for me to eat!

Faerie:Yeah, mind if I go pick up some dinner, too?

Gnogglebolt:"Oh, by the way, does that cart really have stuck wheels? If so, I can fix it in a minute."

Sszeyl:Sszeyl gives it a push.

Dr. Hatari:(So - can half the party communicate with animals, or is Liatai just liberal with sassy animal expressions?)

TMG:hmm...I think we can organize and say we're heading off to Castleton, then wait for you to get back, though you can leave now

TMG:is that okay?

TMG:while some peeps get dinner, the few of us still here just get things "organized"?

VAE:it's in the name of fun

VAE:@hatari

Faerie:Works for me.

Liatai:I'm just being liberal with it. If an animal is actually saying something, it'll be whispered to the person who speaks animal. ^^

Liatai:Fine by me, too. ^^

VAE:haha... i love how one epic spell is called "mass frog"

TMG:alright, so, GM! Start moving stuff in the center of theclearing? If anyone's following Gnogglebolt, he'd gesture the two carts and the goblins to be arranged in a sort of "V" (upside-down, in this case", and everyone else making a sircle

Liatai:In the meantime, I'm going to hand the computer over to someone else for a moment... Just beep me if you need me. ^^

TMG:darnit, needed you to move all the tokens :/ oh well

Sszeyl:Ahem.

VAE:haha.. we have ascended meany on our side

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt does check the cart, and just in case anything is stuck on it, he fixies it up in a minute. Taking 10; « 10+8 = 10 + 8 = 18 »

TMG:oh, right.

VAE:he can move the stuff too, after stepping in that radioactive sludge

TMG:the pony goes on the other side of Gnogglebolt...

TMG:and the goblins go "behind" him

TMG:and everyone else arrayed in a circle

TMG:that is, if anyone's following him

TMG:erm, over here

TMG:yeah, like that

TMG:then the goblins behind gnogglebolt, in between the carts

TMG:yup, and with the goblins as the center, and gnoggebolt and the carts as part of it, everyone in a sircle

TMG:though someone will have to be pulling the cart. Any volunteers?

Sszeyl:Yo.

Sszeyl:Like that?

TMG:uh, sort of...

Sszeyl:I'm going to let the PCs move theyselves into place.

TMG:ah, okay

TMG:right then...nothing left but to wait for everyone to return

VAE:allright... gonna fire pokemon up again ^^


 * Ghostwish belts Tech in the face with a cream pie.

Sszeyl:Tech, what were the options for Least Dragonmark again?


 * Dr. Hatari has discovered some kind of Lovecraftian terror-verse under the earth in Minecraft. D:

TMG:eh?

Sszeyl:

Ghostwish:*snrrrk* Hatari found a dungeon!

Ghostwish:Find the treasure!

Ghostwish:Die a lot!

Dr. Hatari:No, it's far more sinister than that.

Ghostwish:Drown! Die in lava!

Ghostwish:?

Dr. Hatari:Hold on. I took pictures~

Ghostwish:Do show!

Sszeyl:Least Dragonmark had some options for its spell-like abilitiy.

Sszeyl:I can't open ECS without lagging out again.


 * Liatai returns!

Sszeyl:Yo. :U


 * Ghostwish hides all the booze.

TMG:well, then I suppose you can't open PHB either, which means there's nothing you can do at the moment without looking up the spells to make an informed decision

Liatai:What. Why are you hiding booze. Gimme.

Ghostwish:1. Do not attempt to rub Nair over the shifter first mate while she is asleep.

Liatai:... Where did Papa go?

Ghostwish:under terri

Dr. Hatari:I dug, and dug, and dug. Deeper than men were meant to go. I hit bedrock. I knew it was the game saying, "Yep. It's the bottom. Stop now." BUT I DIDN'T. I looked for cracks.

Dr. Hatari:http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/8610/25535336.jpg

Dr. Hatari:http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/5975/96839595.jpg

Dr. Hatari:http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/5663/38425970.jpg

Dr. Hatari:I found one. D:

Ghostwish:ROFL

Ghostwish:Wow, you found a hole!!!

Ghostwish:I've SEEN them, but never been able to reach them. XD

Liatai:XD

Ghostwish:We gotta play multiplayer together some time. XD

Dr. Hatari:Men were lost - we barely resealed the shaft before Nyarlotep escaped into our dimension.

Ghostwish:I so dare you to save and jump in. XD

Dr. Hatari:(Of course, I did. I lost my stuff. lulz.)

Dr. Hatari:Anyways, brownies done~

Ghostwish:rofl, insta death?

Ghostwish:TECH.

Ghostwish:5. Do not shoot the villain while he's monologuing, no matter how long he takes.

Ghostwish:XD!!!!

Ghostwish:6. There will be NO referring to King Kaius as Mein Fuhrer or goosestepping to his orders. 7. Even if he speaks in a thick German accent. 8. Even if the secret service wears jackboots. 9. Even if they're seeking the Ark. 10. ALRIGHT, THEY'RE NAZIS... SWEET TIRA MIRRON.

TMG:Eh? o.o

Liatai:XD

TMG:...what's going on?

TMG:why was I called?


 * Faerie is back

TMG:Hmm.

TMG:I--

TMG:ah, nevermind xD

Liatai:Who's here?

VAE:me

TMG:Present

Ghostwish:Me.

Liatai:Faerie? Meany?

Faerie:Yo.

TMG:looks to be everyone but meany...

Liatai:Where's the Ascended?

VAE:i said "me" already

Liatai:XD

VAE:no need tl

VAE:ino need to repeat

Ghostwish:31. King Boranal will not be invited to Frat Keggers or Orgies with Changeling Girls. 32. Even if he's game.

TMG:by the way, I must imagine I'll be seeing the cart incident on the funny events part of the wiki in a few days, eh?

Liatai:Aye. XD

Meany is disconnected.

Liatai:>:

TMG:what the heck are you talking about ghostwish?

TMG:aw, fraggit.

Ghostwish:XD

Ghostwish:52. Dwarves will not be referred to as "The Swiss."

Ghostwish:70. Kobolds are not to be called "Spot", "Fido", or "Rover".

TMG:seriously, ghost....what's with all this eberron stuff?

Ghostwish:73. There will be no characters accepted who are Lysander Bugbear pilots named Baloo.

Ghostwish:XD

Ghostwish:75. You will not refer to a wand of fireballs as your "Boomstick".

Ghostwish:80. Halflings of Clan Boramar are not to speak like they're Italian or in the Godfather.

Ghostwish:OBJECTION

Ghostwish:83. You cannot play four Turtle Ninja Shifters.

Ghostwish:84. It is wrong to refer to King Boranal's daughter as a fine piece of ***. 85. Even if she is.

Liatai:My guess? A list of Eberron things players should not do.

TMG:...it's "lyrandar", not "lysander", and "boranel", not "boranal"...

TMG:...yes, I am so humorless that is all I saw

Dr. Hatari:That's our tech.

Ghostwish:120. The Gnomes of Zilargo are not the cast from Cruel Intentions and every soap opera in history. 121. People from the Eldeen Reaches do not have plaid outfits and talk like Hillbillies.

Ghostwish:126. Austin Powers is not a member of the King's Citadel. 127. James Bond is.

Ghostwish:130. You will not try and hum the 2001 theme when encountering Quori monoliths. 131. Boris and Natasha do not work for Karrnath. 132. King Kaius is not to be referred to as "Fearless Leader".

Meany has connected.

Dr. Hatari:I should so roll a Karnathi who is just obviously the Heavy from Team Fortress.

Ghostwish:rofl

Ghostwish:What would his minigun be? A rapid fire magic missile?

Liatai:How fare thee, Meany?

Dr. Hatari:"FIGHTER IS CREDIT TO TEAM!"

TMG:welcome back, Meany!

Liatai:Are you still Ascended?

TMG:ghoswtish; naw, he'd just have a greathammer

Ghostwish:141. I will not build a spelljammer to surf on the Ring of Siberys.

Liatai:XD

Ghostwish:142. I will not use Khyber shards to summon Elvis.

Ghostwish:WATCH ME.

TMG:anyway! Roll call again?

Ghostwish:144. The Chamber is not to be called "The Dragonati".

Ghostwish:146. Sharn is not "New York only more flying carpets". 147. The Gatekeepers are not an anime about Communist fears of Japan. 148. The proper battle cry for a female moonspeaker is not "IN THE NAME OF THE MOON, I WILL PUNISH YOU!"

Ghostwish:150. House Cannith is not ShinRa nor is it possible to find Aeris selling flowers in Sharn.

Ghostwish:151. Being from Karrnath is not reason enough to wear a German barmaid's outfit. 152. Especially if you are a man.

Ghostwish:These are all golden. XD

Liatai:But what if you're a changeling?

TMG:okay, just link me whatever this is, ghost, for crying out loud

Ghostwish:161. You will not try and use the Silver Flame to roast marshmallows. 162. Or weenies. 163. You will not ask if you can put a rotisserie over it. 164. BBQ over it does not taste better because of that 'spiritual goodness'.

Ghostwish:That is the VERY first thing Patches is going to do if they ever go to thrane. XD

Ghostwish:167. Elves do not react to dog whistles. 168. Kobolds do.

TMG:alright, this game has sort of been hijacked...

TMG:any hope of continuing tonight, or are we done?

Liatai:Vote?

TMG:I'm good to keep going.

Meany:>>

Meany::U

TMG:...anyone else?

Liatai:I'm good for now... Anyone?


 * Liatai watches tumbleweeds bounce by.

Ghostwish:Eh, let's call it. There's a movie I'm dying to watch

Meany:Hey, what da heck's going on?


 * Dr. Hatari is prepared. :3

Meany:I just got unlagged.

Ghostwish:171. Five warforged cannot join together with five magic medallions to become Voltron.

Faerie:Huh what?

Ghostwish:172. It is wrong to tell warforged this.

TMG:yeah, looks like it's over...

Meany:I'd like to continue. :.

Liatai:Let's get everyone to Castleton, and then call it quits for the night.

Ghostwish:kk

TMG:alrighty

Meany:Aww.

Ghostwish:175. The airship's mechanic shall not be referred to as "Cid". 176. Dragonshards will not be referred to as "Materia". 177. Or Mana.

TMG:As said, I would like to keep going

TMG:but it seemes several playersa are missing, and ghost won't shut up

Liatai:Or if people want to keep going beyond that, I'll check then. ^^

Liatai:VAE?

Meany:>>

Meany:I'm not one of those missing players, am I?

TMG:apparently not

Liatai:Nope, just Danman.

Meany:Okay, was worried for a sec there.

TMG:alright, so...

TMG:put elros, derish, and trofim in the circle?

Meany:To answer the ealier question.

TMG:the formation?

Meany:DM powers are gone.

Meany:T'was fun though.

TMG:alright, picking back up...

Gnogglebolt:After Gnogglebolt fixed the cart and got everyone organized, he signals to move out, saying "Marhc!" in Common and Goblin

TMG:oh, wait a sec

TMG:did the other goblin ever wake up?

Nine-Fingered Goblin:*stir*

TMG:*and that above was supposed to be "march" >_,

Nine-Fingered Goblin:*swear swear swear*

Gnogglebolt:"AH,. hold on everyone, the other one is waking up."

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt says two words in goblin.

Nine-Fingered Goblin:*SWEAR*

Nine-Fingered Goblin:And then he says nothing more.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt gives yet another short speech in their tongue

Nine-Fingered Goblin:The goblin huffs, then says nothing.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt returns to the head of the forumation. "Alright, really moving out now. March!" *repeats in goblin*

TMG:*formation

Masked Goblin:The goblins don't move.

Sszeyl:Sszeyl whistles for Derish to move out of the way of the cart.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt looks back as he moves forward, and sees the goblins aren't cooperating.

Gnogglebolt:"Bloody hell."

Elros:"Could we not just throw them into one of the carts?"

Gnogglebolt:"Sure, let's go with that. One moment." Gnogglebolt then says a few things in Goblin.

Masked Goblin:The masked goblin lifts his chin and makes a series of whistles.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt furrows his brow. "What is he..."

Nine-Fingered Goblin:The nine-fingered goblin listens, then also raises his chin and speaks.

Elros:"Ought we be worried about this?"

Sszeyl:"Probably."

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt's face suddenly lights up. "Aha!" he says, slapping his knee.

Sszeyl:"I think the gnome wants us to remove their kneecaps."

Sszeyl:J/k.

Gnogglebolt:"No, I don't think we have anything to worry about. This is our mysterious Drit. I was thinking he was still missing."

Gnogglebolt:"Anyway, he just doesn't trust me at the moment. Give me a minute, I'll try and convince them otheriwse. If they don't cooperate, then I'll let you do your thing."

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt starts talking in Goblin again.

VAE:hmm, stuffbdtill happning here?

TMG:oh, there you are

Fredrick Henderson:"You know the names of the goblins? Why?"

Gnogglebolt:Gnoglebolt holds up one finger to Fredick as he continues talking in Goblin

VAE:i falled asleep or something

TMG:*Fredrick >_- !!

Meany is disconnected.

Meany has connected.

Meany:Pause?

Liatai:Pause... although Gnogglebolt, if you're saying more in Goblin, go ahead. ^^

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt finishes a long speech in Goblin, then looks to Fredrick. "These are not the first goblins we've captured. Wee have, in fact, already apprehended every other goblin in the hideout."

Drit:The masked goblin considers this, then, chin still raised, he makes another series of whistles.

Gnogglebolt:"My words and sufficient displays of force were enoguh to convince nearly all of them to cooperate and come willingly. When they did, they also divulged information. Including their names."

Nine-Fingered Goblin:The nine-fingered goblin listens, then speaks.

TMG:(oh, whups! Forgot to wait for Meany)

VAE:nvm... am having hard time staying awake

TMG:oh yeah, it's getting late for you, isn't it?

VAE:not so much as me being unusually tired

Nine-Fingered Goblin:The goblin gestures to himself as he speaks.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt frowns at whatever the goblin said, rubbing his chin. He replies with what sounds like a question.

Drit:The goblin whistles again.

Slat:The other goblin speaks.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt suddenly makes a weird face, and responds.

Drit:The goblin considers this. Diplomacy check?

Gnogglebolt:Diplomacy (come on, smooth talker!) « 1d20+7 = 9 + 7 = 16 »

Drit:The goblin makes an odd hissing noise and nods.

Slat:The other goblin looks on, arches an eyebrow, then says something.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt says one short thing in goblin as he turns around.

Gnogglebolt:And Gnogglebolt gestures the group to move forward again.

Meany:Ahoy.

Liatai:Ahoy!

Sszeyl: (( We're moving again? :U ))

Sszeyl:Vworp?

VAE:yep

Liatai:Off to imaginary land, since there's no Castleton map!

TMG:whee

Liatai:Anyone want to make any statements while you're on the road? It's a half-hour journey, after all.

TMG:...I'm wondering if gnogglebolt actually strikes up conversation with Drit to ask him why he wears the mask x3

VAE:trofim likely just mumbles to beridze

TMG:eh, he'll probably just accept it at face value, though

Sszeyl:"I wonder if Fuzzy will like his new cave."

Liatai:Do you want him to?

Sszeyl:Well, I imagine it would be drafty.

Liatai:To Tech, I meant. XD

Sszeyl:But it has built in water, and fish supplies.

TMG:....

TMG:actually.

TMG:A gnome never leaves a mystery unsolved.

Gnogglebolt:During the walk, Gnogglebolt suddenly makes a random comment to Drit in his own tongue

Drit:The goblin arches an eyebrow, then whistles and clicks.

Slat:The other goblin speaks.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt doesn't say any specific words in Common or Goblin, and just goes "Ahhh...", nodding.

Gnogglebolt:He then asks something else.

Sszeyl:"So I take it that halfling left for town?"

Fredrick Henderson:"Mm. Sherry was going a little stir-crazy."

Fredrick Henderson:"You should have seen her over the past few days..."

Slat:Drit nods to the other goblin, and he speaks.

Ghostwish:Guys, sorry, but I gotta duck out now. :

Sszeyl:Night.

Ghostwish:I would suspect Derish and Barshal just follow along anyway.

Liatai:OK. ^^ We'll be stopping once we reach Castleton, anyway.

Ghostwish:Good luck!!!

VAE:night]

Ghostwish is disconnected.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt just goes "ahh", and says a word twice

Terri:"I'm glad you two were okay, Mr. Henderson."

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt is quite for a moment, and speaks again, as if making a statement and asking another question.

Drit:The goblin clicks a few times, then makes a series of whistles.

Slat:The other goblin laughs harshly.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt lets out a soft chuckle, and makes a statement.

Drit:The goblin clicks again, then proceeds to whistle a tune.

Slat:The other goblin rolls his eyes and then starts speaking.

Drit:*glares at the other goblin*

Slat:The other goblin flinches, then says some things quickly.

Drit:The masked goblin makes a huffing sound, then keeps whistling.

Slat:The other goblin tells the story in a lower voice, perhaps so that the other goblin doesn't hear he isn't translating perfectly.

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt whistles himself, replying again.

Drit:The goblin finally finishes his little whistling tune.

Drit:The goblin nods, looking rather proud of himself.

Sszeyl:Sszeyl softly sings a tune. "Ee ay oo ee...no bo me lo..."

TMG:(hmm, since we're ending when we get to castleton, and most of this conversation is hidden anyway, I wonder if everyone else just wants to call it a night, unless there's more interactions they want to do...)

Sszeyl: (( Five points for getting the ref. ))

TMG:(and Liatai and I continue this on our own)

Liatai:Unfortunately, all I can think of is "la li lu le lo."

Sszeyl: (( Hymn of the Fayth. ))

Faerie:Yeah, I'm thinking I might punch out for the night.

Faerie:I still have chem homework to do. :x

Liatai:OK then -- oh! Organic or general chem?Sszeyl: (( I gots chores what need doing before restarting Dwarf work with Tech. ))

TMG:...I do kinda feel bad that I'm getting most of the roleplaying/plot advancement, though >.>

TMG:...in hindsight, this is what was going to happen with my character being the polyglot of the group XD

Faerie:Liatai: General chem for engineers, but covers organic chem.

TMG:and having the highest charisma

Liatai:Ah, nifty. ^^

Faerie:Right now, doing naming, mass ratio, combustion reactions.


 * Faerie has to memorize ions. :x

Liatai:Fun :3

TMG:well, I guess I do have to live with it, though. Make a guy who happens to be the face of the "group", and he does the most talking

TMG:I just feel guilty, though. DOes anyone else have a problem with this?

Liatai:Polyatomic or monoatomic ions?

Sszeyl:Not I.

Liatai:Don't worry. Everyone else will be getting plot development soon enough. :3

Faerie:Liatai: Sorry, polyatomic ions.

Liatai:Nifty.

Faerie:Monoatomic ions I understand, it's all the polyatomics that I get confused. :x

Liatai:Unless Gnogglebolt has anything more he wants to ask, though, there's not much more to this conversation. ^^

TMG:he does, actually

TMG:that's why I was asking about this

Sszeyl::U

TMG:so, uh...

Liatai:Well, while people are typing and such, I'll put the text of the ledger up on the wiki.

TMG:yeash, I'll continue on.

VAE:any case, am off to bed

VAE:good night

Liatai:Good night ^^

Gnogglebolt:Gnogglebolt is silent for a bit, then frowns, though the goblins can't see him. He speaks in a calm, but serious voice.

TMG:seeya, danman

Sszeyl:Night.

TMG:ohhh!

TMG:Craaap!

Sszeyl::U

TMG:can I retcon a little bit, and say that Gnogglebolt did collect the bones of the two skeletons?

Liatai:Sure.

TMG:He did mention they should be returned to their families for burial

TMG:okay, continuing on...

Sszeyl:While you do that, Imma drop, get chores done, and hopefully catch you for Dwarf work before you have to go to bed.

TMG:can do in the chat, meany

Sszeyl::U

TMG:I'll check in every now and then for if you're done with your chores

Sszeyl:Mkay.

Faerie:Right, so, am I needed, or can I drop?

Faerie:o.o

TMG:you can drop

Sszeyl:Though, I'd need to open FF.

Sszeyl:*chores-away!*

TMG:meany; well then, just close this out?

Faerie:Alright. I'll be on IRC if you need me. Good night.

TMG:That's what I thought you were going to do...

TMG:seeya, alexz

Meany is disconnected.

Dr. Hatari:This has been quite a lengthy session.

Faerie is disconnected.

Liatai:The text of the ledger is up, as well.

TMG:neat

Liatai:Yeah... Tech, actually, do you mind leaving the questioning off until next session? Or, we can do it in PMs on IRC later this week.

Liatai:I'm starting to zone out, myself ^^'

TMG:Hmm.

TMG:None in the IRC right now?

TMG:if not, then yeah, more during the week

Liatai:Yeah... the pseudoephedrine is starting to wear off. ^^'

TMG:alrighty. Just make sure the last few messages I sent to you are saved for your reference ^^

Liatai:They are. ^^

Liatai:Thanks for being a good audience member, Hatari. ^^

Dr. Hatari::3

TMG:yeah, long session, no combat x3

Liatai:Well, one bit of combat.

Liatai:Sszeyl and the crow.

TMG:oh, that xD

Liatai:So, back to IRC we go? :3

TMG:zip!

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