Session 125

VAE has connected.

Railock has connected.

RAM has connected.

* Railock kicks ram

Magic has connected.

Meany has connected.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF"> LADYMEN.

</b>Magic:<font color="#990000">So uhh. having loaded it offline, then connected, it stays in MapTools cache?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Mmkay, I'm going to let the dog out -- yes, I think so. Let's test. VAE, if you could import the campaign file, please? :3

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Did you load each map? :.

Magic:<font color="#990000">..oh shit.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Yeah.

Magic:<font color="#990000">Okay let me go through that first XP

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Gotta do that.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It's okay. VAE, don't import. XD

<font color="#0000ff">Magic is disconnected.

</i><font color="#0000ff">Magic has connected.

</i>Magic:<font color="#990000">There we go

Liatai:<font color="#000000">All righty. :3 VAE, upload, please!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Upload ganglynx style!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Any luck, Magic?

Magic:<font color="#990000">I'm already loaded. :P

Magic:<font color="#990000">It's cached. It was instant as soon as you opened it.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yay!! :D

Magic:<font color="#990000">Which map?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Okay -- the main map we've been on lately is Yoriver - Temple of Pelor. If you'd like a token, just use the Map Explorer and look for Teeny Rin.

Magic:<font color="#990000">Which one? XP

Liatai:<font color="#000000">People keep copying Teeny Rins onto this map, so you're bound to find at least three. :B Those are our audience tokens/status encyclopedias.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Any one. XP

Magic:<font color="#990000">8!

Teeny Rin:<font color="#990000">Live for the SWARM.

VAE:<font color="#000000">!

VAE:<font color="#000000">DEATH TO XENO SCUM!

VAE:<font color="#000000">FOR THE IMMORTAL GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">The PCs are kind of scattered about, so feel free to explore -- any questions, comments, etc., feel free to ask. :3


 * VAE goes on a tiny rin purge

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Audience members are encouraged to ask questions and/or throw popcorn should the mood strike them. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Salted or sweet?

VAE:<font color="#000000">If salted, throw it my way

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... What is Barbarus doing in the temple? :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">No idea

VAE:<font color="#000000">you cleverly manouvered me into not having time for trolling

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">He was there for the Team Rocket motto.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ohhhh.

VAE:<font color="#000000">haha! I had to switch maps for it

Magic:<font color="#990000">Listening to adventure! music by the way; I can't use this for Joseph's bardic music so-- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWyI-58gpic

<font color="#0000ff">Glitch has connected.

</i>Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Spam.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">still afk, just logging on

VAE:<font color="#000000">What I'm mostly listening to is a brilliant english fandub of the Witch vocaloid

VAE:<font color="#000000">Though now having Ink's link playing

VAE:<font color="#000000">. . . it's an inklink

GM:<font color="#000000">So, for the benefit of our audience member while we wait for everyone to connect... How much do you know about what's currently going on in Akellon, Magic? Know any of the PCs?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Okay, mostly back

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Glitch has downloaded 95% of himself to the server.

Magic:<font color="#990000">I would rather read in blind. And only Tathi; for being (in)famous enough.

GM:<font color="#000000">Okay, fair enough. Would you like the PCs to be pointed out? There are... a lot of characters right now. :B

Magic:<font color="#990000">Mouseover helps. No need. :x Don't worry.


 * Gamal-Junayd slices magic up

GM:<font color="#000000">Mmkay. *perpetual worrier anyway*

GM:<font color="#000000">So how are folks doing today? :3


 * Gamal-Junayd extracts liati's worry to power a perpetual worry energy machine

VAE:<font color="#000000">not bad.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Great Grandpa is in top complaining form.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Had a bit of back pain on the morning, but that has long passed and doesn't seem to be coming back, at least not yet

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">=3=;

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">I'm going to do the unthinkable in hot weather.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">I'M GOING TO USE THE OVEN TO COOK THINGS.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Brb.

VAE:<font color="#000000">how's that unthinkable/


 * RAM is good!

<font color="#0000ff">Ghostwish has connected.

</i>RAM:<font color="#990000">?

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Back.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">It's unthinkable because it's hot outside, the grampsinator has it eighty degrees inside, and I'm making it hotter with the oven.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">But butterfly shrimp is worth it. :U

VAE:<font color="#000000">butterfly shrimp? Woss that

RAM:<font color="#990000">Delicious.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">It is a large shrimp, each about the size of an adult thumb from end of the digit to the wrist, lots of meat, and a tail for easy gripping.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oh darnit, we didn't mini during the week, hatari. :x

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hatari's not connected yet. ^^'

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oh well--

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oh. &gt;.&gt;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Given Miron had some business with Swallowtail, too, I figured it could be done before we timejumped. :3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...I was wondering why I was able to spend this much time rereading last session's log without people starting. |D

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm, true

Glitch:<font color="#000000">ffffff *opens up another log to remind myself what it was I wanted to talk about* :B :B :B


 * Glitch readreadreds

VAE:<font color="#000000">He's downstairs - told her to find him later, when she's done.

RAM:<font color="#990000">So, question.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Once we've kicked whatshisface's ass and saved Yoriver, are we heading straight back to Castleton?


 * RAM needs to know if he should get his new character ready to go.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nah

VAE:<font color="#000000">there's time I think

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">yeah were still gotta head north first

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Depends. They could, or they could head north, or they could head back to Kerishorak, or who knows where? :3

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">this was a pitstop of adventure on our way to the goal

RAM:<font color="#990000">Ah. right.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl+Tom+Tathi are likely to teleport to Keri's house for an afternoon to get the seal fixed.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Likely just be a minisession.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Hee. An afternoon. Better plan for a day at least. Brass dragon and all. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">phone

GM:<font color="#000000">Lessee, while we wait. Shall we do a few character questions? :3

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">If you can contain yourself from doing half the book. :P

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Again.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">:P

GM:<font color="#000000">Today's is, &quot;What is your character's favorite hangout?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Fuck

VAE:<font color="#000000">Fuck

VAE:<font color="#000000">Fuck

Liatai:<font color="#000000">What, what, what D:

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Sodomy?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ghost? I want to borrow your gun

VAE:<font color="#000000">Family's calling. We had a visit again

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">I'm more of a wanderer, there aren't many places I like to hang out. Well, except a nice bar or tavern where I can kick back and relax for a night.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Seven hens, three rabbits, and thats' because they got interrupted when my aunt woke up

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Aren't you at universi -- OH. o_o;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Jeezalou!

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">A visit- oh geezus

VAE:<font color="#000000">Family's calling, as I said

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">I like my cave.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">People stole them?

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( D: ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">No, not people

VAE:<font color="#000000">they aren't quite people

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I liked to hang out in any workshop!

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( gypsies ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">nope, sadly

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( Foxes. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's a white family worse than gypsies

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( Is it. *DUN DUN DUN* ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( AMERICAN TOURISTS?! ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Seriously. In my village there's a few dozen gypsy families which live in a more civillized manner

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Eytherinu.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">There was a time of rest when one of them kicked the bucket, but urgh

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Gotta say, I enjoy the White Rose back in Castleton, but any place where I can sit down and play for a while is good by me. :3 Bonus points if it has friends, family, food, or some combination thereof.

<font color="#0000ff">Dr. Hatari has connected.

</i>Miron:<font color="#000000">Bronze Boot isn't a bad place either.

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;There was this little clearing outside of Oakridge that I always liked to go to.. up until a few of Ed's sisters figured that out and started making it prank central.&quot; :E

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Outside. When it is not cold as metaphorical balls. :|

Miron:<font color="#000000">Also, our archives.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Mmm, nowhere specific, really.

Bourbon:<font color="#000000">The smoky human's shoulder. |D Prrrrrrr.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">afk a bit, morning rituals |D

GM:<font color="#000000">&quot;What does your character do, if anything, to take care of and preserve his own health?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Make friends with Pelorites. :B *brick'd*

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">I eat fruits and what vegetables that don't make me gag. I excercise by lifting great weight, stretching, running, and swimming.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">I exercise every day, in addition to what I do during the day. Eating well is more difficult here, as much of the food is unfamiliar.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, in the Mace we're big into preserving our health. Some us are in for smoking, some by salting, some by liquor. . .I'm partial to the last.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;I think someone would slap me with an elf flag if I tried to claim that elves invented healthy living..&quot;

Amadre:<font color="#000000">I pounce people! :D

Tavia:<font color="#000000">:O ME TOO!

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Yeah, especially considering the fact your hardly eat enough.&quot;

Kor:<font color="#9900FF">Ha haaaa! Boyfriend burned you slick- AUGH MY WHISKERS FUCK

Burmice:<font color="#000000">&quot;I don't need to... I'm naturally healthy. Well, being partially undead helps - most diseases and injuries can be dealt with with a few charnel touches&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">GM: &quot;What does your character do, if anything, to take care of and preserve his own health?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I read that as &quot;wealth&quot; for a second

Gamal-Junayd whispers: what time are we planning ons tarting?

Altonor:<font color="#000000">I can't remember the last time I got sick, so it's pretty much just staying in shape and treating injuries. Which, hey, is par for the course in the adventuring field.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I don't really...focus too much on that, actually. I just do my work, get some food in me when I need it, and things work out. :B

You whisper to Railock: Once Hatari gets back. Definitely by 4 PM (10 minutes from now).

Gamal-Junayd whispers: liatai

Gamal-Junayd whispers: whoops

Gamal-Junayd whispers: meant to say okay

Iymmur'ss:<font color="#000000">&quot;All I need to stay healthy is kill flies before they can give me worms.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Last one for today. &quot;Does your character look both ways before crossing the street?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;No. Spellbook.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Twice.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Sometimes. I forget.

Amadre:<font color="#9900FF">WAGON!

</i><font color="#9900FF"> *chasechasechase*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Of course. There could be an assassin behind a corner. Of course, not when I'm trying to chase down some criminal scum. &quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Yes, when walking.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then. . .I take a risk&quot;

Burmice:<font color="#000000">&quot;I get Muri to do it for me.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Not as often as some would like, no.

Iymmur'ss:<font color="#000000">&quot;Imma mistress's eyes and ears.&quot;

Iymmur'ss:<font color="#000000">*proudcat*

Lyle Petersen:<font color="#000000">Of course. The profession is full of enough hazards, without needing to deal with stray carts and runaway horses.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Pfft.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Before crossing the street, people look both ways for ME!

Frisk:<font color="#000000">Oh hey! Mouse! &gt;:9 *chases it around cart wheels*


 * VAE read Sszeyl response. &quot;This drow lifts&quot; Now, VAE is giggling like an idiot

GM:<font color="#000000">Who's ready to end the storyline today? &gt;:3 ROLL CALL!

Amadre:<font color="#9900FF">MEEEEEEEE~


 * VAE calls all the rolls

VAE:<font color="#000000">best itme for it ever. It's my birthday in what, three hours?

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Yo.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">me, me, me, me. me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, and me. all 13 of us. thus outnumbering the rest of the party

GM:<font color="#000000">:o ! Happy birthday in advance! :D

VAE:<font color="#000000">Heh. A year older, not an inch wiser

Amadre:<font color="#9900FF">BIRTH DAY BEATINGS

VAE:<font color="#000000">Though, if we want to be consistent, it's tomorrow 16:00 GMT


 * Dr. Hatari is here, working on background business.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Yar!

GM:<font color="#000000">Glitch, Ram? Aha, there's Ram.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">I declare that this shall be vae's birthday song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySlxqMkVRRE


 * VAE pessimist forever. Tried to hang himself before he was even born

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">beh?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh he's here

GM:<font color="#000000">Last session on Akellon... we truly earned our title of the Grandmasters of Faffing about.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Lia; so, just to be sure, we're picking up to take care of some dialogu-threads before night fully falls and we timeskip to next morning, like you said?

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">all because of glitch

Miron:<font color="#000000">Slow ,steady and calculated approach is crucial.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Cuz I'm still willing to delay mine for a minisession.

GM:<font color="#000000">The Vigilant Guardians and company have returned from retaking the Yoriver Leaden Mace Society headquarters, with many a captive and casualty aboard. Through their collective scouting and research abilities, they have learned that the corrupt count of Yoriver, Count Montclaire, has a few final tricks up his sleeve. A possessed purple worm, and a barrier of Forbiddance over the fort he calls his home.

GM:<font color="#000000">But, for now, drained of magic and tired, they begin to wind down and catch a moment of rest before the final push. We pick up after Serrierr has returned from helping remove the desecrated area beneath Mace HQ, and as Swallowtail leaves to seek Miron...

GM:<font color="#000000">Take it away, gentlemen!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Righto then.

Miron:<font color="#000000">*nods at Swallowtail and walks off southwards*


 * Shankfang the Deffrider chillaxes.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Hatari, er....are you in the right mood for aside dialogue? ^^; Or would you insist on minisessioning?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Still busy, carry on :v

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">just cheking cuz I know you've been having more and more trouble getting in gear in the mornings...

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">ah, alright then.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;You wish to speak...?&quot; Swallowtail trails off and follows.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I did, Swallowtail.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">At any rate, Serrierr indeed returns to the temple with a few Mace personel after going there to dispel the altar. He heads down to the basement, looking around for someone...

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You have already shown yourself to be of great value to the Leaden Mace, and by extension to all of Akellon already.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;After all.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 3 + 10 = 13&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Knowledge Religion check.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;But, I don't intend to pace around it like a cat around a plateful of hot milk.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Swallowtail, I once again need to ask you for a favour.&quot;


 * Edaric begins to play while the sun begins to set. &#171; &#160;1d20+20 = 17 + 20 = 37&#160;  &#187; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6CIebohYmQ

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">As Serrierr arrives in the basement, his ears quirk as he looks for his target.


 * Swallowtail sits, at gnome level.

Serrierr whispers: ''Wait...isn't that the gnome who was talking outside the temple earlier with another inquisitor? And...that fel aura about him. Why does he keep talking away from others, I wonder?''

Serrierr whispers: Serrierr moves over to the Olidamarrans, as if they're who he wants to talk to, but then he moves up against a wall and holds up a finger to his lips in a &quot;shush&quot; gesture. Listen check, and measuring distance around the outsides of the walls; &#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 19 + 18 = 37&#160;&#187;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let me start from Aasimars. Swallowtail, what do you know of Altonor?&quot;

Serrierr whispers: Unless you don't want me to do this and think its too metagame-y ^^;

You whisper to Glitch: The Olidammarans look at him with confusion, at first... and then a few other ones join him near the wall. Eavesdropping go. &gt;:d

Serrierr whispers: neeheeheehee xD

VAE:<font color="#000000">Aside -the saying is one justified by them beiing the first item listed in most tomes that deal with outer plane beings.

VAE:<font color="#000000">(of course, they are crossbreeds)

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;You want me to say all?&quot; :.


 * Gamal-Junayd wants to go to the front door and stare out longingly till the party gets ready to go out and attack again

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you want, you can. I am not in a hurry tonight.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If not .. . tell me whatever you think most important.&quot;

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">A half-elf roams through the lower temple, searching for someone. There's some urgency in his step.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Aaand back.


 * Swallowtail waits a moment... &quot;... I do not know how to say it.&quot; &gt;:d &quot;....&quot; And a stream of Amayan begins to issue forth, as she begins to tick off things on her fingers.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I. . am not knowing to speak in Amayan, I am afraid.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">I have finished levelling Sszeyl.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">He now has Rabid Bear Strike.

Sszeyl:<b><font color="#0000FF">Fear Me.

</b>Serrierr:<font color="#000000">After congregating with the Olidamarrans for a moment, Serrierr sees who he was looking for walking around. He looks back to the Olidamarrans and writes something down for them.

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot; -- Ah. Vigilant Guardians. Excuse me.&quot; He begins to weave his way through the crowd toward the Guardians and associates in the southwestern quadrant of the first floor -- oh darn it Sszeyl you reminded me I didn't level Swallowtail. =3=;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Lazarus twins also leveled. Just assume their stat changes are void until a full nights rest. I wanted to save the token. |D

Serrierr whispers: ''Let me know later what you learn. I am somewhat concerned about this, though it may be nothing.''

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">I NEED THOSE SUDDEN STRIKE DICE, MINK. :E

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;Might any of you know where your Mazian friend -- the smaller one, Mr. Sparkgear -- may be?&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;The Mazian gnome? He said he was going down to the workshop, last I heard.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl comes out of zen and listens.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Oh -- Spiacente.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Meanwhile, Serrierr leaves the basement and comes up behind Thomas. &quot;Ah, there you are, Thomas Lazarus.&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( Also Hatari, I need a refresher on Rules. To have a Stance ready to use, it must be in Manuvers Readied, si? ))

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( No, it specifically doesn't. They're free. ))

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( Awesome. *_* ))

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( IE, they have their own allotment. ))

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( They still count as maneuvers for meeting prerequisites, but nothing else. ))

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thank you.&quot; And off goes the one-armed inquisitor.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Hmm. I wonder if Gradia knows that language spell...Eh. Won't bother her now, unless it won't work at all.

</i>Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Clang clang twist-bend-metal thread wires, doohickies, and doodads...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom looks over his shoulder, occupied with his own marching about business. &quot;Hello again Serrierr.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Is there something on your mind?&quot;

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;Mr. Sparkgear, are you present?&quot; The soft-spoken fellow might be hard to hear over the clanging of metal.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;The dispelling of the unholy altar was completed with little complication, though it was a nasty piece of work. At any rate, I was wondering if you found yourself with time and not much to do with it, at least until nightfall.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">This would be an amusing time to go strike up a conversation with Vonain. *bricked*

Miron:<font color="#000000">Hmm Do you speak draconic perchance? (in draconic, ofc.)

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">...Go ahead. xP

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Give me exercise for DMing. xP


 * Swallowtail headtilts. &quot;... I am sorry, I do not understand.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Eh?&quot; Gnogglebolt replies, though not looking up from whatever inscrutable piece of device he's working on this time.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain, currently, seems to be sitting in one of the pews with his eyes closed, almost meditatively.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Never mind. I understand how hard it is to spend time among folks whose language you have trouble with. When the dwarves found be all those years ago, it was similar.&quot;


 * Edaric switches tunes to something a bit more cheery. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS8ZSqYIS4A

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well.. I was about to..&quot; He trails off, as though in thought. &quot;..well..&quot; He sighs. &quot;..waste my time, probably.&quot; He half-smiles.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;What can I do for you?&quot;

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Are you inextricably busy?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr grins for a moment. &quot;Oh, by all means, if you were going to go do something of your own agenda, don't let me stop you. I could find other things to do for a bit myself, I was just wondering if you felt up to listening to me yammer on about some things I've talked to others in this temple about.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;But let us keep to the matter at hand, Swallowtail. What do you know about me and him? &quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;You do not like each other at all.&quot; Well that was blunt.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;True.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;But, do you know why we do not like each other?&quot;


 * VAE listening to one of Miron's early themes. Sheep are Satanic by Tape


 * Swallowtail begins to say something in Amayan again... but stops, sheepishly. =3=;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Miron: https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTa-r-MApIttLSBAPmB9S3jaR4VglN0OOp3Tc2SLEW1i9BwbS6u_Q


 * Teeny Rin is bricked away!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;No, I'll have this done in maybe another thirty minutes, or an hour.&quot; In smooth, multitasking motions, Gnogglebolt flips his pocketwatch out, quenches a hot piece of wire in a bucket, then bends several coilsprings together inside whatever he's working on. &quot;Or I could put this on hold if it's urgent. Did you need something?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">La la la.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">Who posted that

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes. Do you have any wire-cutters?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Someone say something, my window was screwed up by Hatari's link.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">hatari it was bright red

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Duh. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">That said, I have more fun imagining Miron and Gradian in anime SS uniforms.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Wee, fixed.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And. . uh. I never noticed the different colours belongint to diferent people stay between tokens

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Suddenly, a pair of wire-cutters sailing through the air at Ansramil, without Gnogglebolt skipping a beat. &quot;Don't forget to give 'em back later.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yes, I have a low Wis score.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sure they do, silly..

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's a manual effect.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Only green for emotes is automatic.

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">Sure, toss something at the man with one arm. =w=; &#171; &#160;1d20+4-2 = 9 + 4 - 2 = 11&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(catching underhanded tosses should be DC 10. xP )

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(Everyday common task. xP )


 * Ansramil Hawkin manages to catch it. &quot;Thank you. ... That said. I don't suspect those nets of yours have a method of detatchment that doesn't require the use of these?&quot; ^^;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">ever notice how many people can't catch things throwna t them?

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;They've been vexing us, and the healers, for the past half-hour. The healers are beginning to worry.&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">That's because real people are low level. The tyranny of level 1 quarter-flip die rolls.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh that's what this is about. No, sorry, I didn't make them reusable or removable without cutting them up. Made the design much simpler and quicker to make.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;The wire-cutters should suffice.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">and tea done

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Let's see.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Gamal-Junayd : ever notice how many people can't catch things throwna t them?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Uh. . .can you try saying it in Common?&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Level 1 commoners. :P


 * Ansramil Hawkin nods. &quot;Very well. If we have further difficulties, will you be available to help?&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">hence DC 10. :P roughly 50-50 for ordinary folks, but practicied people have no trouble.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sure thing.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl can now dish out 1d10+6+1d6+6+10d6 damage.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">*poke pokes Tom*

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d10+6+1d6+6+10d6 = 7 + 6 + 6 + 6 + 34 = 59&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">*3*


 * RAM wonders what his class/level would be. :.

VAE:<font color="#000000">pfft. Reminds me of one of the NWN comics I read today, I linked them in atrium ages ago. Leira did a bluff roll of 13d1*5d6 + cos(1d8) +3.1415

VAE:<font color="#000000">Needless to say, I giggled like insane


 * Swallowtail kneads her forehead. &quot;.... It is... race, and person, and past. Your... credi are too different.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;But that would make me not like Sszeyl, and Zairith just as much,.wouldn't it?&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Sixth level maneuvers? Impressive!

VAE:<font color="#000000">http://vick330.deviantart.com/art/Neverwinner-Nights2-pg-38-157811963

VAE:<font color="#000000">this one


 * Swallowtail shakes her head. &quot;You and Sszeyl, your credi match far better. Zairith, you do not like as well.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I do not like him, but I do not chase after him either.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;It is... difficult to say in Common. (Do you speak Auran?)&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What did you say?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;What is the word, when one wants to right a wrong done by the self, and another wants to harm one who has done wrong?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I do!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Revenge?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Which one?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;but.. that's just the latter.&quot;


 * Swallowtail nods. &quot;You want revenge.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The first, I suppose penitence.. hell.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I do, but more than that, I want justice.&quot;


 * Swallowtail nods. &quot;He wants penitence, you want revenge. If that is the right word.&quot;

<font color="#0000ff">Magic is disconnected.

</i>Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Perhaps. But that is just personal matters.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">*poke pokes Tom again*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And if I chased after every person I have a bone to pick with, Tathi would long be behind bars.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Did hatari go afk?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;But no, let us put it straight. You were in Braxton Falls with us, Swallowtail, were you?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Listen ch-*BRICK'D*


 * Swallowtail nods.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Fuck that place. &gt;:|

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Right. You know I was reassigned to serve there?&quot;


 * Swallowtail nods.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;This is about their... ..... .... I do not know the word. Spiacente.&quot; ^^;;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good... and, what word?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Vendetta?&quot; ((Oddly enough, that's a loanword from Italian so it still works. :B))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yes. &gt;.&gt; You know how families are. &quot;It is Saturday. That means they have nothing but free time! \o/&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( You are now picturing Miron dressed up as V. ))

Glitch:<font color="#000000">so are we saying that the word for vendetta in Common is a loanword from Amayan? :.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Could be! :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">cuz that would just be silly...but okay. xP

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hatari oh god I feel that.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Who knows, maybe they both come from a Draconic word or something. :B


 * Thomas Lazarus folds his arms and looks at the floor for a while. &quot;...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Actually.. maybe there's something you could help me do that I probably can't.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr tilts his head. &quot;...Oh? Name it, Thomas Lazarus, and if it is within my power, I will grant it.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I see what you mean, but that isn't the right thing. See, Altonor is a criminal. He has broken a number of laws in Braxton, which is why we seek to apprehend him. If you want, I can show you the warrants - there's everything, from breaking curfew and demeaning behaviour towards public persons, to actually harming inquisitors and breaking criminals out of prison and setting them free.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;No matter what were you told up to now, that is the one reason we are after him.&quot;


 * Swallowtail holds out a hand.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">In a &quot;give it to me please&quot; fashion, to prevent another awkward Stanford silence. :B


 * Liatai is brick'd.


 * VAE fails to picture that


 * Thomas Lazarus sighs softly. &quot;I don't think the details are my place to say. But could you speak with my sister? I feel as though.. ... ..I don't know how to say it. But she is troubled.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">hand low, palm up.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ah.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Holding out a hand as if to take something -- Glitch got it. :B


 * Shankfang the Deffrider breaks all the curfews!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm, does Miron have his own copies, or is it all with Gradia?

VAE:<font color="#000000">This was never straightened up.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr blinks.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'd imagine Miron would.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let's go then. I keep it safe. My superior has her own, but .. never careful enough.&quot;


 * Swallowtail stands, and follows.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;How...very interesting that you ask such a thing of me, Thomas Lazarus....as she is one of the people I have spoken to already. If she is still troubled, then I do not know what it might be. But I could try speaking to her again if you want me to.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;To be honest, I actually rather like her. She has a fierce spirit rarely seen in a mortal. I still want to see her actually fight.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus shrugs faintly. &quot;..She has taken to refusing to show herself around. I think she seeks to leave the city at the soonest possible opportunity.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Comprehension dawns on Thomas's face. &quot;Ah yes, that. That was mentioned, actually.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">He leads her to his bed, then lifts up the mattress, and pokes his hand in, fidgeting in the straw for a while.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well.. it's silly.&quot; He frowns.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;She doesn't want to, and she doesn't need to. But she refuses to listen to me.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">He finally pulls out a neatly folded stack of papers. &quot;Here. Copies of the arrest warrants, and the joint operation order, signed by Blake Coisurn and Charles Whitaker.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;She is apparently wanted as a criminal in some mortal jurisdictions...and the presense of the Steel Shepherds means there is an authority here who could attempt to bring her in if they deemed it worth their time. She also feels somewhat underappreciated for her works here...but I did tell her in very clear terms that I, at least, am very proud and happy of the work she has done here to protect people from the enemy. She did seem in happier spirits to me after that.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus looks a little surprised.


 * Swallowtail takes them, and begins to read... but then looks up. &quot;... Whitaker. That is the heretic commander, yes?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You're better informed than I expected.&quot; =w=;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Me, too. How did Serrierr learn such? :.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I thought Gamal was the one who talked to her about that.

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Presumably listen checks. He wasn't even that far away. ))

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Serrier is here and everywhere.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">wait shit wasn't that mentioned? &gt;.&gt; I thoguht for -sure- Tomiko at least alluded to why she was keeping her head down...

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Fair enough. :.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Now and always.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I'll have to find and reread...but yes, then again, Serrierr -does- have Elros-level Listen. x3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">guess we'll just pass it off as that.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;He wasn't known to be a heretic when these orders were given, and they are still valid. Either way, the only thing they mean is that myself, Gradia, and Marty have legal authority in Yoriver.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You don't even need to read through that one - it is an internal Mace matter.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr smirks slightly. &quot;As I told Lyle, I have not been idle during my time here, even when I look to be.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Miron should prolly bring up the martial law thing. :p

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( brb ))

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Just sayin'.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">ZEN ATTEMPT.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 4 + 3 = 7&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Wis check!

VAE:<font color="#000000">He should

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Nope.

VAE:<font color="#000000">thanks for a reminder


 * Swallowtail is reading slowly, and murmurs apologetically. &quot; I am sorry. I am trying to understand. What is this word? &quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">trying to check logs again for the Serrier/Tomiko conversation...that was in a main session and not a mini, right?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And on top of that, with the arrival of Captain Mackenzie, the county is under military law.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">(he is trying to speak simpler language, too)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Dunno.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Which word?&quot;


 * Swallowtail points out a word of legalese.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm, how to say...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He sighs lightly once more. &quot; Well.. it's not as though I would ever try and force someone into a battle that they didn't want to be a part of.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">ah, found the conversation.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">....ah dammit, she really didn't say to Serrierr why she was leaving, and made a point to dance around that, and Serrierr did not press her. &gt;.&gt;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Dammit, I just conflated my OOC knowledge with IC knowledge because I've seen that bit repeated so many times. ^^;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;But we could use her help in attacking a fortress. For that, more than anything. And I don't think she wants to leave, either. She's just convinced that she should. And it's ridiculous.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;lese majeste. .that simply means he spoke insultingly of the nobility and other authorities.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I'm sorry, do you want me to back up, or just keep going?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;But that's just one of the list.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( It's fine.. he was in the courtyard during the original conversation with Gamal, and his listen mod is like +ridiculous. I've been assuming Serrierr just hears every private conversation in the entire temple and keeps it in priestly confidence. :B ))

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">heheh. x3

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Fair enough then.


 * Swallowtail nods. &quot;Keep explaining, I will keep learning.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I will, if you have other questions.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, she did mention that she was planning to leave soon when I was speaking to her, and I did express that I would love to see her participate in the battle, but I did not press the issue even though I..overheard the actual reasons as well.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;What is the favor?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;....But...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It is rather simple. We are planning on arresting the man sometimes soon.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I think I am quite sure...I could put in a word for her with the Commander himself, if she is willing to divulge the precise details to me. Do you want me to attempt this?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The problem is, he has allies, and we do not know what they plan. We need somebody to check on what they are doing, and make sure they don't flee the city before we can tighten the noose around their necks.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I will not press her for any information she is not comfortable with speaking to me, and if she does not tell me even the basic reason why she wants to leave, I will not say that I already know.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus raises his brows. &quot;Whoah, I'm not trying to pry anything out of her.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You are probably the stealthiest person I know of, and you are sensible and loyal. Which is why I ask you to help us. And of course, once the arrest takes place, we will need every able body out there.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Noose...&quot; Swallowtail frowns a bit at the paper.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It is an expression.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tighten the noose around somebody... approach him in such way he can't get away.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Like those traps they use for rabbits that tighten themselves around the leg as it pulls.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Or the hangman.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Or that.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Either way, we want to bring him to Braxton to stand trial for his crimes.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..I just think she needs some encouragement.&quot; He folds his arms, straight-faced. &quot;It's not as bad as she thinks. It's pessimistic and unlike her. She's dying to stay and help. I just can't cajole her into actually doing it. She thinks everyone in the city is going to turn around and descend on her like a pack of wolves..&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;... This does not seem right.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I see, I see.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">....Serrierr then grins.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Why does it not? He committed the crimes in Braxton, he has to answer for them there.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I think I have an idea.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;If it is not nightfall by the time I am done talking with her, maybe we can talk then if you still want to.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;It is... stabbing in the back, almost?&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus doesn't seem to follow, but doesn't question it either. &quot;Mm..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I just want to help her out. Especially after all that's happened..&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;But yes, I shall see what I can do. We shall meet again later, before I go aid the Steel Shepherds, at least.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'd appreciate it.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr nod-bows, then flutters his way past Thomas into the courtyard, then up to the second level.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not so. We came here to apprehend him, but due to what took place, we decided to keep our arms down while the crisis lasted. And look - the foothold of nine hells over this town has been broken. Our consciences are clear, as we upheld our end of the agreement.&quot;


 * Dr. Hatari spots that Guild Wars monk and always thinks Qorach is in the temple.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Besides, do you think he will wait?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr looks around, and notes Tomiko. He floats her direction and, still staying in the air, leans on the guardrailing casually. &quot;Hello again, Tomiko Lazarus.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;What payment is owed?&quot; She asks with a neutral tone, curious. She looks through the papers.

Tokens dropped onto map 'Yoriver - Temple of Pelor'* Thomas Lazarus volunteers any help he can provide to the refugees in the courtyard. {:3

Qorach:<font color="#0000FF">Hello~

Qorach:<b><font color="#0000FF">Goodbye~

</b>Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( I typo'd that as fartyard.. how does that even happen ))

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;For yourself? There is a bounty on the man's head in Braxton Falls.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( What the hell, hands ))

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Besides, if you help us, I will be in your debt, and. . . as long as it is within reason, I will repay it with what you choose yourself.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hangman, or is this another saying?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Bounty. It means that whoever helps his arrest will be paid by the Braxton Falls city officials.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">...For there to be a bounty, you'd need to have involved bounty hunters, which would require Altonor having been arrested and brought before a magistrate to issue a court date. _&gt;


 * Tomiko Lazarus was leaning on the guard rail herself, idly watching the people down below. She glances over and offers a faint nod. &quot;..Hey.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yet there is one for Cal'tel ,and for Altonor.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">I know, because I had to impress on Liatai how much can o worms bounty hunters are for Akellon. :o

VAE:<font color="#000000">It might not be precise modern legal definition of bounty, but it's still one of those reward offers.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I didn't know how to phrase it bette.r

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You do realize things can happen that disregard the letter of the law, right

VAE:<font color="#000000">You know the &quot;Police seeks. Any information or help leading to his apprehension will be rewarded&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's not impossible

VAE:<font color="#000000">I know.

Meany:<b><font color="#0000FF">That's not true. That's impossible!

</b>Meany:<font color="#0000FF">*brick'd*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">:P

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">I do'nt think the middle ages actually bothered bringing someone before a judge before issuing a bounty

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;...So, I've noticed that you still seem to be a little...glum, is it? Even since we last talked. Before you leave then, I thought I might try and cheer you up. Earlier today, I flew over to the Steel Shepherds to deliver a message, and flew back here. On the way, I crushed the skulls of a number of Erinyes who foolishly sought to engage me.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Well, we have Akellon's legal system which might differentiate

VAE:<font color="#000000">Anyways

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">While Serrierr talks with one Lazarus twin, another one is sought out by a Leaden Mace operative. &quot;-- There. Thomas. Got a minute?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;And I just thought, 'How rude of me was it not to bring you along for such a fun romp!' So, I was wondering if you'd like to join me for a breif walk of fresh air, see if we can't get any devils to pick a fight with us.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas was just providing a pair of hands to the refugees -- a resource that isn't needed. &quot;Sure. What can I do for you, senior inquisitor?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you are going to leave, you should at least have a last bit of fun before you go.&quot;

Fang:<font color="#000000">A few cats are following the one-legged smith around.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hee

VAE:<font color="#000000">kitties


 * Tomiko Lazarus smirks a bit.

Tomiko Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( CAT WHY DO YOU FLOP UNDER THE LEGS OF MY CHAIR -- EVERY TIME RRRR :E ))

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">do cats flop under his wooden leg a lot?

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;Answering a question, first. How restrained do you reckon Rum needs to stay while he's here?&quot;

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">Wooden? Pfuh. This is weapons-grade carbon steel over a wood core.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;It is becoming quite a warzone out there, with devils scattering in the streets. We should have no trouble finding one or two.&quot;


 * VAE pokes. Swallowtail?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh, I checked and double-checked and even applied a Holy implement to triple-check. And even if that were somehow not enough, the temple's consecration has been renewed.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Your friends should be completely safe here.&quot; He smiles.

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;I meant Rum.&quot; He juts a thumb upstairs. &quot;You said to keep him on hallowed ground, observed, and well-restrained.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom has an expression like, |D;; &quot;...Oh, so he's not a cat.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Right.&quot; He adjusts his collar. |D;;;

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;We can't get that fucking --&quot;

Ball of Light 8:<font color="#000000">&quot; Language! &quot;

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">:/


 * Tomiko Lazarus has her amused expression suddenly tinge with regret and remorse, and she glances back to the courtyard. &quot;..Ah..&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Tempting.&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus offers an apolegetic smile. &quot;..But.. I should probably just stick around for a while..&quot;

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;... that mess of wires your theorist gnome put on him off.&quot; :/ &quot;-- No, he's not a cat. The elf.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;So, Swallowtail. I can not force you into getting involved, and I will understand if you refuse - it is not an easy matter to handle. However, if we succeed, you will have my gratitide, get your reward, and given the extent of his crimes, likely count as the friend of Braxton Falls city, whenever you happen to travel that way.&quot;

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;We call him Rum because his name's a bitch and a --&quot;

Ball of Light 8:<font color="#000000">&quot;'' Language! ''&quot;

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot; Oh fuck off. &quot; &gt;:\

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">{|3c &quot;Right..&quot; Tom listens kind of awkwardly as the senior inquisitor is constantly berated by nun-orbs.

Ball of Light 8:<font color="#000000">&quot; I heard that! &quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">We call him Rum because it means that he can kick ass but not take names.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr...actually pouts. &quot;Oh come now, I know you like a good scrap as jmuch as I. We'd only be gone for half of an hour, at the most. Unless you are actually waiting on some pressing engagement...?&quot;

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;His name's a bitch and a half to say,&quot; he says over the sputtering of the archon. =w=#

VAE:<font color="#000000">When Rum's relatives come to visit, they only stay in for an hour before he lets them out on the pavement.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Friend of Braxton Falls? Sounds more like a punishment than a reward.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well.. the same principle still applies. On this ground, he is relatively safe from himself. He should still be closely monitored until tomorrow when proper magic can be applied.&quot; Tom leaves the specifics ambiguous. There are civilians about, afterall.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Fuck you, Shank.

Gamal-Junayd : <font color="#0">(( what is with shank and all the gnomes that want to fuck him? ::runs:: ))


 * Swallowtail reaches the end of the document. &quot;... I will need to think. I am not a Kellon citizen. This is tricky.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Then feel free to. And if you have further questions, I shall answer, even my superior would probably be glad to.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I'm so sorry I prefer to go through town without being arrested for walking on the wrong side of the street. &gt;:|

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;So it's best to get that net off. Thought so. Leila was joking about just leaving it on.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That said, if you ever want to become one, there's little better things to be able to say than that you helped to enforce Kellon law and are in good position with a Mace branch.&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus drums her fingers on the banister anxiously. &quot;........&quot; And her rythm picks up and breaks apart in a sort of riotous random finger-mashing. &quot;Okay yes.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'd love that. Lets.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">My, that's quite a wide, toothy grin on the Eladrin. &quot;Splendid. Follow me, then!&quot;


 * Bourbon rubs against Thomas' ankles. |3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you ever come to any trouble with Kellon authorities, it also is an useful thing.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Don't know anything about the nets I'm afraid..&quot; ^^;


 * Thomas Lazarus stoops down and pets the kitty. |D

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr floats down to the courtyard ground, then walks towards thr front door, passing by all the civillians in the soup line, though he does slow down slightly to let his aura grant some small measure of peace onto them as he passes.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;But yes. The choice is yours, Swallowtail. If you want to help out, just seek me out, and between myself and Gradia, we will know what you have to do. If not.. I will not hold it against you... just make sure to tell nobody of our plans. I came to you because I trust you most of all the Guardians in these matters. Don't break that trust.&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus rather casually vaults the railing and lands in the courtyard with a small 'boom'. Graceful or graceless, she still weighs half a ton. &gt;.&gt;;

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot;We'll figure 'em out. Thanks.&quot; He starts to head off, then pauses. &quot;... Don't be fooled if she shows her belly. Bourbon's got a bite.&quot;

Frisk:<font color="#000000">YIP! D:

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl holds up a sign: 7.8

Roland Rosenbloom:<font color="#000000">A few templars and warriors about start to unsheathe weapons before it registers it's just Tomi.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">For the first time since the army arrival, she walks past all the civilians, hands pocketed. She avoids eye contact. But she is her usual self-assured and imposing self.

Bourbon:<font color="#000000">Prrrrrrrrr. |3


 * Thomas Lazarus barely notices anything else except kitties yaaay |D *bricked*


 * Bourbon flops over on her back.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">And so, since Serrierr can manage Erinyes and the odd Bearded Devil on his own, between him and Tomiko, they should barely break a sweat. Serrierr walks about the streets openly, with his wings somewhat spread out and his luminous skin shining, but if none take the bait, then he breifly takes to the skies for a bit until another Erinyes decides to harass him, at which point he lands looking busy, and when the Erinyes closes in to the ground, Tomiko can have a chance to jump out. Or, if an Erinyes refuses to approach the ground, the Serrierr simply rushes one, grabs then with his meteor hammer, and Seismic Toss's them to the ground for Tomiko. :B

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Fatcat must be convinced I'm bipolar. &quot;Heeey. |D Hi Krunk.. NO DON'T LAY THERE URGH *foot-shovel-launch* |E&quot; ))


 * Bourbon tries to grab Tom's fingers. &gt;:d

Liatai:<font color="#000000">*snrk*

VAE:<font color="#000000">hah


 * Thomas Lazarus is thankfully wearing segmented fingered gauntlets. |D;

Bourbon:<font color="#000000">Best game EVER. :D


 * Bourbon continues to playfully bat the shiny fingers. :D

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">I miss fatcat already. :C

GM:<font color="#000000">Okay, who's still here, and ready to move on?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">ach!


 * VAE is

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">I was just about to actually start convincing Tomiko to stay. :B Guess Tom/Serrierr chat will definitely be mini'd.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Assuming that Swallowtail nodded and went on her way after that?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Anyway.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep. AFK a few moments, going to show Mom something.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Hatari, any descriptions from Tomiko on how she handles any of the devils herself?

VAE:<font color="#000000">k

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Rips one in half or sommat, or uses a megaton punch or something?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">No no no.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">FALCON PAWNCH!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">hold on cat invasion =w=;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">falcon paunch?&gt;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ah, that's okay. ^^;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">I live.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Claws. :E


 * Tomiko Lazarus is rather surprisingly reserved during the walk. Maybe just a little bit pensive, walking a couple meters behind the angel. Of course.. nothing really bad happens. She's just faintly uncomfortable for whatever reason.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">But how does she participate in actually beating a random devil up? :B

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(serrierr already went through offscreen'd combat, so this is mostly 'offscreen' too without rolls or stats. Just a breif descrip :U )

GM:<font color="#000000">Okay, those who are ready to move on, please move to sleep positions. :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">I don't sleep. :C

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Also shall we assume the dinner with Sszeyl and Swallowtail went well?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Not ready. ^^; I'll try and make this quick, though.


 * Swallowtail seems withdrawn during the dinner.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Stupidstupidstupidstupidstupid....

</i>Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Swan Song,&quot; she asks at one point in Amayan. &quot;When the law and honor differ, which do you believe should be followed?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Saint Cuthbert let her see reason so that she joins our cause....

</i>Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl considers. &quot;The law is created to apply to many situations and to be impersonal. If you do have a code of honor, then that is your priority. The Laws can be changed, your own rules not so much. And ultimately...sometimes the law is wrong.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">\o/


 * Tomiko Lazarus notes the Erinyes still fluttering about. &quot;..I wonder.. what else they have around here in reserve. I've never seen anything worth getting nervous over since the underground fortress. Nothing worth the legends of why fiends have their reputation..&quot; That actually is approximately how concerned she is when battle comes calling, and a fiend is pulled out of the sky for her. She simply takes a step back to avoid its clumsy impact with the ground. Before it can recover and react, though.. one boot is raised high. ((Elder Mountain Hammer + PA. &#171;  &#160;1d20+23+1+4-12 = 17 + 23 + 1 + 4 - 12 = 33&#160;  &#187; &#171;  &#160;10d6+21 = 39 + 21 = 60&#160;  &#187;))

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">And the entire city block reverberates as a crater blossoms upwards, composed of sundered stone.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She's pretty strong yeah.

</i>Miron:<font color="#000000">If only our work wasn't so damn hard. Even with her, this arrest is going to be a bitch to deal with... and if she won't ... we'll need all the help from up there we can get.&quot;

</i>Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr comes in for a landing, laughing boistrously as he does so. &quot;Impressive! And to think this is but a fraction of your true capabilities!&quot; He alights on the ground, and examines the bloody pulp of a devil. &quot;I said it before, but even more so now, I am sad to know that you will be leaving soon, before I can see you truly let yourself loose.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">In the following awkward silence, Sszeyl just sips his wine. :x

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr then turns slightly sombre, and glances at the fortress. &quot;By all acounts there is going to be a battle of battles at the fort tomorrow. Whatever the devils have been hiding in reserve will be there.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Anything worth their legend would be there....&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">What have we learned? You can't do dinners well. Next time have a proper cook or Gamal make it.

</i>Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Mm..&quot; She glances off and frowns slightly.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;... I see.&quot; Sip. &quot;This is good.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">And there's that.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ah well. Miron isn't a stellar diplomat. Was expected.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well.. ... ..there's an army, now.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Raspberry. It is why I checked to see if you liked the flavor first.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr looks back at Tomiko. &quot;I know, now that I am certain, that you personally would love to be a part of that. A grand, glorius battle, deep in the thick of it. Army or no.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;...So then, I can ony surmise that something else is keeping you, something greater than your love of a good fight. Something you wouldn't choose if you didn't have to.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;The regular people don't need me holding the line anymore..&quot; She glances off down some street or another.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Swan Song, what do you know of Kellon law?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;....If you do not want to tell me what it is that is keeping you, you do not have to do so. I have already given you praise for your work done. Indeed, you have done more than most here single-handedly. And...I would consider it an honor if you would be willing to tell me what is wrong, what is bothering you so.&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus knits her brows and frowns a little. &quot;... Nothing could gall me more than having to turn on comrades in arms, whose side I've fought along so long -- who're great heroes. Like captain Mackenzie.&quot; She pauses for a while. &quot;..Or having them do it first. It's the same..&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;My part is done. I'm out of place, now, and things will change rapidly when the enemy is gone.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;There's just not a lot of reason to stick around for that..&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr is still as he slowly folds his arms. One eyebrow raises up. &quot;That...is indeed quite something that would not make anyone stay in an environment like that. But....this does beg the question.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;What reason, then, could you have for turning on each other?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;True allies would not do such a thing.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl closes his eyes. &quot;A great deal. I researched it after a person I invited to a party sent assassins after me.&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus closes her eyes and looks irritated. &quot;Like a hundred reasons. I've got a big bounty after me -- I've racked up a bunch of petty crimes before I rolled in here -- I killed a guy in Castleton. Raerarael and I were stealing from tax offices before I even fully knew what was going on. There are plenty of reasons they might decide not to keep looking the other way forever. That's just how it is.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I researched what I could ask her to be punished for, what the sentences would be, and what the process would involve.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr taps his fingers on his folded arms as he is silent for a moment.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;And on the less criminal side, I know the mechanics of Kellon taxes, as I own businesses here. Did you have a question about it?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Did the man you kill do something very wrong that he was not repentant for?&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus scoffs.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;What likely awaits one who has done many crimes while seeking repentance?&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;He was a fiend. A fiend in the sense that these.. these goofy little clambering fodder around here can't even hold a candle to. With their paltry murder and coup. They're nothing. Just magical thugs. I've seen a real fiend.&quot; She frowns hard.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Interesting juxtaposition of lines with Serrierr and Swallowtail. :.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm.&quot; Serrierr hums simply while he continues to drum his fingers on his arms.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;It would depend on repentance of what. And the intentions would factor into sentencing. After a judge finds the person guilty or not, they take the intentions and temperment of the person into account with determining punishment. Most lilkely a reduction in jail time, elimination of fines, or taking the death penalty off the table if it is asked for.&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus sighs and presses a couple fingers to her brow. &quot;... Don't get me started on that, please.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well. That's settled then.&quot; Serrierr suddenly unfolds his arms.


 * Tomiko Lazarus glances up. &quot;?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;The death penalty... must be asked for?&quot; Swallowtail looks somewhat confused.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl nods. &quot;The only crime where it need not be asked for is treason against the nation itself.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;At nightfall I will be joining Commander Mackenzie and his Steel Shepherds in their defensive checkpoints in anticipation of a large assault tonight. I am going to be keeping as many of the Shepherds alive out there as I can. I have....shall we say, a voice, that would be heard and heeded by the Commander if I choose to speak.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;In all other cases, it must be asked that the judge consider the death penalty in punishment.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tomiko Lazarus, as I have said, the services you have done in this city since your arrival, to protect innocent people, are beyond value.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I will speak with the Commander directly on your behalf, to ensure that he will be willing to absolve you of any past crimes in light of your heroic deeds in this city.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;The asking is done by those who claim the person on trial is guilty; the prosecutor. The defenders of the accused do as the name implies, defend them.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I will also ask him to make sure no other authorities in this city get any ideas regarding you.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I will share the contents of my case against my party guest as an example.&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus starts and backpedals a step. &quot;Wait.&quot; She splays a hand out. &quot;Don't -- be careful. ... Look.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That's not how it works. I ... appreciate what you're saying. But he doesn't have the authority for it. I've been banking more on people not knowing about it than anything else.&quot; She's a bit exasperated.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Against the nation, as a whole? Not just one noble?&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It's easiest if I just blow away before there's a problem, you know?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;He is commander of one of this kingdom's higher-ranked elite units. If he doesn't have the authority, then he surely knows someone who does.&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus sighs and slouches slightly. &quot;That's not what I showed up for..&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus sleeps with armfuls of cats tonight. |D *claw'd*

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;The crime of treason is only applicable to against the nation, or the king of the time. No noble can accuse a person of treason against them; they do not have the authority.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I just know you wouldn'

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I just know you wouldn't want to miss out on the final assault. This would ensure you can do just that without fear. And, as an added bonus, clean up your histories.&quot;

Bourbon:<font color="#000000">A few of them willingly drift by to sleep all over Tom.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That's a gamble..&quot; She still seems kind of sullen.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Eeeeee |D

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;And if nothing else...if, when all is said and done, anyone still gets any ideas about you, they will have to deal with me first, and only the most obsessed of lawmongers would be willing to take up arms against me.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;... So these people, here, accusing us of treason. They have been lying?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Correct.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I do not want you to fear to help where help can be given, Tomiko.&quot;


 * Swallowtail nods. &quot;... Thank you, Swan Song. You have helped clear my mind.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Could you consider this a proper thank-you gift from me, for your services rendered in this city?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;You're welcome, Swallowtail. Anytime.&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus sort of glowers, frowning, thinking, for quite some time. &quot;...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">After a few more prayers, the inquisitor undresses and sets to sleep. ''And suddenly, he is in in a large hall, with the leaden mace depicted on the floor. He is sitting behind a raised table, On his side, Gradia, in the middle between him and Marty. In the middle of the hall, in chains, Commander Whitaker, Altonor, Masabel and Lieutenant Stanford. &quot;In the name of the Leaden Mace, I declare you four guilty of treason, heresy, lese majeste, breaking of curfew and the selling of salted herrings without license ,for no particular reason. For that, I sentence you to the knitting of fifty baskets, and death by slapping. &quot; She laughs... and so does Altonor.... the floor breaks. A giant purple worm rises up, the four sentenced seated on its back. The guards surrounding them disperse.. like there were any guards a moment ago!?. &quot;Now that we hold the upper hand..&quot; Stanford is smiling, and piercing the trio with his stare. &quot;In the name of the Yoriver Leaden Mace, the only one and true branch, myself, and Senior Inquisitor Altonor Fuckwitston find you three guilty of Hextorian heresy, and sentence you to death by degradation. Executioner, take away their badges.&quot; &quot;. . . How dare you, you filth!&quot; The executioner, another drow with erinyes-like wings, and the face of Swallowtail, tears of Marty's badge ,and he shrinks and collapses, an empty uniform on the chair.&quot;Swallowtail.. what did he do to you?!&quot; &quot;You're next!&quot; &quot;Senior Analyst.. Gradia... no.. you. gradi.. you filthy cursed swine.... so be it,By the eternal law of Hextor.. &quot;The inquisitor spreads his hands ... &quot;I destroy&quot;. He brings his hands together, and the whole building begins to collapse, bricks falling from the roof. One of them hits him in the head, and he wakes up, sweaty and shivering.''

Miron:<font color="#000000"> &quot;In Cudgel's name.. what the fuck.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd : <font color="#0">(( miron IS mad ))

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Zen attempt!

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 16 + 3 = 19&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Wis check!

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Eventually. &quot;... I don't ''want. Any. Help.''&quot; She says firmly. &quot;I don't want rescuing and doting and people sticking their necks out. I have all the friends in the world I could pull charity from. I'm a Lazarus..&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">*crowd cheer*


 * Tomiko Lazarus gestures towards herself and squints a little. &quot;Ask me to go.&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus changed tone strangely. The request lingers.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr is quiet for a moment then his face brightens. &quot;...Ah. Well then...Tomiko Lazarus, I ask; would you join me in the final assault tomorrow, assuming I and the Shepherds endure through the night?&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus snaps in the air and points at the angel. &quot;Demand it.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Danger, Danger Will Robinson, Danger!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">So Tsun Tsun~

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr grins even wider. &quot;Tomiko Lazarus, I demand you be at my side tomorrow to crush the skulls of those no good bloody devils and send them running back to their fel stinking pits!&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 11 + 3 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Zen check.


 * Tomiko Lazarus smirks a bit. &quot;.. Yeah.. that sounds better .&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Alright. Who am I to ignore a demand from an emmisary of Kord? Of course I'll go.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">When Miron awakes, Swallowtail is waiting for him.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr punches a fist into his palm. &quot;Most excellent! I look forward to it. It promises to be a glorious day.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*blinks, and gets back into bearing* &quot;Swallowtail?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;They plan to stay a day or two after the count is captured. Three of them. One of them is already gone -- the mage.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Where, I do not know.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Dammit Swallowtail! &gt;:O

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;So.. it was you waking me up...And, thank you.&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus smiles, with some visible relief. &quot;Yeah.. ... ..thanks.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Shall we return to the temple for now, then?&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus nods.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Your help is much appreciated. Shall I count on you once the operation itself begins?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;I should not help with the arrest. I am not a Kellon citizen. But I will see what else I can learn... for one price.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What is it?&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do not ask for his death.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Eladrin and ultrawarrior return to the temple, then.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That is not in my power to decide.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr may or may not talk with Thomas, depends on if we mini it later.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I am not even in charge of this operation.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Whose?&quot;

Serrierr whispers: He does meet up with the Olidamarrans and ask for everything they eavesdropped on.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I presume that overall, the prosecution will be done by either Commander Coisurn or lieutenant Nersoir.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">That said

VAE:<font color="#000000">Are any things on Altonor's crime list capital offenses in Braxton?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That seems incredibly unlikely. I doubt he even actually steals anything.

You whisper to Glitch: They find him, first. A slip of paper is passed on to Serrierr -- The small one is making plans to arrest the drow knight for crimes committed in Braxton Falls.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Unless people count. &gt;.&gt;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Uh, breaking people out of jail is a serious offense

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I bet it's all just lame Braxton laws. Like jaywalking.

VAE:<font color="#000000">the question is, how serious

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Typing up somefink.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Jaywalking. Capital punishment.

Serrierr whispers: Serrierr reads the paper, nods to the Olidamarran, writes 'Find out when?', surreptitiously shows it to them, then uses a tiny touch of his power to incinerate the slip of paper.

VAE:<font color="#000000">pfft

VAE:<font color="#000000">nope.jpg

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Probably not. -- *snrk* This is where the DM's lack of legal knowledge comes in. What sort of crimes are generally considered capital offenses? There's no murder on there, no rape. Those are the only two aside from treason I know. ^^;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">In Braxton, it probably would be.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm. Inciting riots could be, if he ever did that

You whisper to Glitch: The Olidammaran smirks, then displays another slip of paper. Payment? it says, and its owner winks. :P

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Murder in the first degree, rape, grand theft of insane amounts of money, treason, any crime with the 'mass' descriptor.

VAE:<font color="#000000">bast

Liatai:<font color="#000000">So probably not.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Any crime with &quot;mass&quot; descriptor

VAE:<font color="#000000">sounds like a legal spell list

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XD

VAE:<font color="#000000">*casts mass pickpocket*

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Erm.... our legal system is nothing short of absolutely retarded... so.. you're best making it up yourself. ^^;;;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Mass Jaywalking. That would be silly. :B

Serrierr whispers: Serrierr looks at the second slip, smirks, and writes in return 'Negotiable.'

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Let's say, no.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Leading a crowd

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;As far as I am aware, his crimes don't quite add to what would be grounds for execution, though.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I doubt jaywalking even exists yet. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Crosswalks would be wildly unnecessary without motor vehicle traffic.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Anyway, meanwhile from &quot;yesterday&quot;. &#171; &#160;1d20+24 = 8 + 24 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">... Come to think of it, Braxton.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">They're innovating cross-walks!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;22*32 = 22 * 32 = 704&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;


 * Swallowtail nods. &quot;I was unsure.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;As-is, that is. If he maims or kills an official during arrest, that would change things.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">One Virbation-Amplifying Wall-Listener created.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Deducting cost...

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;240/3 = 240 / 3 = 80&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

You whisper to Glitch: He smirks, takes the paper, and heads off. Surely Serrier knows that he's dealing with Olidammarans, yes? :P

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">uhoh. Lia can I say Gnogglebolt was present to get more materials from the Merchant, to be figured later? :B &#171; &#160;30.4-80 = 30.4 - 80 = -49.6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Sure. :P

Serrierr whispers: Oh yes. Just as long as they don't ask for anything too outlandish or offensive to his Good sensibilities. xP But he is also Chaotic, so they should see eye-to-eye on most things.

GM:<font color="#000000">Roll call, who's here?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yo.


 * VAE rolls

GM:<font color="#000000">Let's get mid-session noms out of the way while Ram, Railock, Meany, and Ghost wake up. :P

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Also, can he refill his Soakifyer with Holy Water from the fountain? He asks a Pelorite first.

Black-Haired Templar:<font color="#000000">&quot;Of course, silly! That's what it's there for.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Soakifyer refilled :U

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">I'm awake. I'm just wondering why some of thise couldn't of been done as a mini session in between to speed this up and make sure we get done with yoriver

Liatai:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 30&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">...and he also scounges up an extra 10 vials of holy water, just in case.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Mainly, because people weren't around during the week.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Yar.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">There was one I just did that actually made a real difference for upcoming events.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">But yeah, I already pushed another to mini. :B

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Oh, that reminds me.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm, noms

VAE:<font color="#000000">did anything that notable even happen?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">So, come nightfall, Serrierr flies off to the Shepherds to help them through the night.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Buffs everyone he can, gives direct support in big fights where able.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well there's nothing else to do in Akellon besides join the faffing about between our once-a-month dungeon crawls, so you might as well join in. =w=

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Does he actually live? :B


 * Thomas Lazarus is bricked.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">yeah did that last week with daggers. but trying to not extend the faffing too much longer this week

Liatai:<font color="#000000">He should, again, if he doesn't touch the barrier.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He certainly does not touch the barrier.

GM:<font color="#000000">Pardon while the DM finds out what day it is. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Time to prepare a food. \o/

Serrierr whispers: And, during any lull in the fighting during the night, when Serrierr has a moment with Mackenzie, he idly asks &quot;...So. If there were a petty criminal in the city who had been helping fight the fiends and protect the innocent civillians, would you vouch for absolving them of any outstaning arrest warrants?&quot; Serrierr asks completely offhand. Of course...there's actually more people who fit that description that just Tomiko. ;)

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Almost done typing up.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Meh.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl and Swallowtail for Law And Ethics

GM:<font color="#000000">It's the dawn of a new day in Yoriver, a clear, calm Loda, Bahamon 5th, 1221 CA.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Tomiko, of course, for Snap Out Of It xP

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Miron I gueeeeesss for evilplotz. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">Evilplotz?

Roy:<font color="#000000">Thomas wakes up with three cats and a fox snuggled up next to him.

Miron:<font color="#000000">I am doing my best to make the law happen.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">|D !!

Tavia:<font color="#000000">Quite possibly an elven hound, too, depending on where he slept.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Eeee a little fox too~&quot; |D *bricked*

VAE:<font color="#000000">http://25.media.tumblr.com/f6fd26abd87dc77882cd1d27d39aa120/tumblr_mjhjqxtnKK1rj2jszo1_500.jpg

VAE:<font color="#000000">also


 * Thomas Lazarus maximum pleased.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Okay

Whiskey:<font color="#000000">A paw is placed on his head as a cat begins grooming it. :d

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">I hope this is okay, but I don't know.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Either way, here it is.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">As the hours passed through the night, Sszeyl meditated. Put all things in the world out of his mind save one: Balance. The seven chakras, balanced in sequence; this was his goal. And through the night, he worked upon it. His mind reached out to the Dragon locked behind the seal, using the balancing chakras to auto-balance the Dragon's. It began with the root chakra; the foundation, located in the base of the spine, it was the connection to the physical world and dealt with survival. Sszeyl was strong, powerful, had cut the need to eat or drink from himself, and his finances steadily ensured he would not need for anything. Balance. The sacral chakra; in the pelvis. It was the connections with other people; emotional health, and the ability to accept new experiences. His view had changed; he was no longer bound to Orgolloyss' Dogma. He had made allies, friends, he had found family, and he knew affection. Balance. The solar-plexus chakra, located in its namesake. Confidence, self worth, control. Sszeyl was never lacking for confidence in his physical abilities, but had gained confidence in his thinking, his self-control. He was more stable than he had been, and had let go of the illusion of controlling the world. Balance. The heart chakra; in the center of the chest. Love. This was so difficult to balance for Sszeyl; but he did. He accepted that, while his mother had been weak and stupid, she had loved him. He acknowledged that he loved Tebryn for giving him purpose again. And that he loved Swallowtail, but did not know yet how to express it. Balance. The throat chakra; the ability to communicate. To express himself. The truh. Through art, Sszeyl gave form the grand ideas and visions that coated the inside of his skull; the sum of echoes from past selves. Though action, Sszeyl gave form the years of work put into perfection, while acknowledging it would never be perfect. Through voice, Sszeyl spoke the truth of himself, and of what he knew. Balance. The third eye; the forehead. Imagination, descision making, intuition. So many lives let Sszeyl recognize the patterns of the world, and sometimes he could predict what might happen. It was not assured, it was not helpful, it was not pleasant, but sometimes it worked. He had created masterpieces of art and form through his crisp imaginings. He not once regretted a descision made. Balance. The crown. The other world. The mind itself. The Universe. Sszeyl spake the mantra, while reflecting on who he was, who he had been, and what he could be. &quot;I am me.&quot; &quot;I am I. &quot;I am. Balance.


 * Thomas Lazarus is buried under balance.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">tl;dr


 * Shankfang the Deffrider has awoken!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Neat

VAE:<font color="#000000">ctually, nomming Sszeyl for that

VAE:<font color="#000000">Balancing the notebooks

VAE:<font color="#000000">*check books* I meant

Serrierr whispers: did you get my earlier whisper?

Serrierr whispers: Sorry if you're being pulled many directions. ^^;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">balancing the chakra books

VAE:<font color="#000000">That

VAE:<font color="#000000">so much that

You whisper to Glitch: I did, but no time to reply to that now. Mackenzie would also say &quot;ask me later,&quot; since he'd be up to his eyebrows in fiends. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">That's actually really awesome and also nomming for the thought put into it.

Serrierr whispers: That's why I said Serrierr would ask in a breif moment of no fiends. :B But okay.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">denoming ghost for the TL;dr. if he's not hear to read what's going on, why is he here?

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">:D

You whisper to Glitch: It boils down to &quot;it depends, are they traitors too? How serious of crimes are we talking? Petty to a human is different fom petty to an angel.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">... Funny, Ennio Morricone music playing. &quot;THE ECSTACY OF GOLD.&quot; Now picturing Sszeyl epically decked in swag and meditating on Scrooge McDuck gold pool.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...wow, that actually -was- really good, Meany. :.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">ffff sacred canine duty.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Second the nom for Balance.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hatari, that is such win

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also, something that Goldtooth might bring about as reality.

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( Nomming tom for sister concerns. Miron for Join Me. Swallowtail for Do you know the Law? and It must be asked for? ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">(It's a great bit of music.)

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV0wPBYDQ6Y

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Most of his work is.

Serrierr whispers: Serrierr would nod, and just reply with &quot;Not traitors by any measure.&quot; Then quiet until the fighting broke out again, and say nothing more.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ohh

VAE:<font color="#000000">it's from that movie


 * VAE purr

VAE:<font color="#000000">Bud Spencer and Terrence Hill are the awesomest

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Funny that Tom should happen to wake up swathed in peaceful animals. Because upon this mornings rest, his powers reach a new plateau. He is becoming less of a holy man in name, and more in fact. Powers of the spiritual world and planes of light are beginning to simply bleed off of him without the use of spellcraft and prayer. Still a ways to go before it approaches someone like Serrierr's aura, but... it's there. ((Tom gains Consecrated aura and learns to channel Sacred Healing. Do-do-do-dooo~))

VAE:<font color="#000000">heee

Serrierr whispers: And, come daybreak, the fiend attacks trickle off and mostly stop? What is the general picture of who controls how much of the city, and overall casualties? At least, as far as Serrierr was able to witness.

VAE:<font color="#000000">This will be fun when Burmy is around. Iymmur'ss is proper undead

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">afk, supper.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Yeah Thomas is now basically the most gigantic tactical pain in the ass possible for any Dread Necromancers around. *claw'd*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Too much positive energy suffusion all around him.

VAE:<font color="#000000">In other words, hillarity on wheels.

You whisper to Glitch: The Shepherds control almost all of the city. It's just the immediate area of the fort, now. There have been casualties, but the fiends are on the run. They just can't get past that barrier. Serrierr even saw the man himself, briefly... Count Montclaire. A thin, pale shadow of a man, now, silently watching the battlefield from the battlements before disappearing within the fort. If he was watching the fort closely, though, there's one other thing he would notice...

Serrierr whispers: Righto.

You whisper to Glitch: A small light, in the windows, flitting by occasionally, in the southern wing.

Frisk:<font color="#000000">Slurp slurp slurp. :9

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">During the night, those with exceptional hearing might have heard the clash of battle and screams of fiends and men far off elsewhere in the city. As dawn breaks and the sun begins to rise in the sky on the temple of Pelor's faithful, the doors see the return of the Champion of Aborea...albiet very bloodied, gashed, and limping slightly. But head, as always, is held high, and a satisfied smile remains on his face.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"> &quot;Heeheeheehee..&quot; |D Thomas carefully unequips his catrobe and gets up to make ready for the day, starting with prayer.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He walks just in through the front doors, and looks about at the many acolytes and civillians. He then shouts out loud and raises a fist high; &quot;The Shepherds have won through the night!&quot;

Rebellious Templar:<font color="#000000">A cheer goes up through the temple!

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The non-Pelorites grumble and try to sleep in. *bricked*

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">\o/

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;There's a relief.&quot; Tathi says happily. &quot;When are we going to execute our next phase?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">brb 1 shake

VAE:<font color="#000000">Did Swallowtail ever say anyhthing after Miron said that as-is he has not committed any capital crimes?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr walks in, still slightly limping, and waits for Thomas to finish his morning preparation.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">No -- she just nodded, and returned to sleep.

Miron:<font color="#000000">So did the inquisitor, after a while of thought, and turning his pillow and bedsheet around the other way.


 * Gamal-Junayd sees about starting everyones day off right...with a good hearty breakfast. (Profession(Cook) Check : &#171; &#160;1d20+14 = 12 + 14 = 26&#160;  &#187;) With supplies coming in, he makes a breakfast of eggs scrambled with cheese, slices of ham fried in their own grease, and a stack of pancakes for anyone to share.


 * Gamal-Junayd then starts passing it out to the guardians

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">C'mon man make eggs benedict!


 * Edaric leaves the room before Tomi wakes up, ready to start playing his warmups. &quot;Morning! Did I hear right? The Shepherds won?&quot; :D

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">when you make the groups cook, you can set the meal plans

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ja, dey did!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">You really want that? I'll just troll the food.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;They have taken the fort? They have Montclaire, then?&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Wise of you. The lump of lioness remains undercovers and asleep. You escape.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, won in a way. They endured through the night with heaving fighting, and have taken the rest of the city. The fort, however, remains untaken.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Where've they got -- Oh.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;That is the objective today.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Excellent news!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Darn, and I bet the Arguing Guardians could have set up a mean rate for fiend clearing.&quot; Tathi says sarcastically.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Eventually, the inquisitor wakes up for a second time, his sleep somewhat more peaceful.


 * Edaric begins to tune up. &#171; &#160;1d20+20 = 8 + 20 = 28&#160;  &#187; &quot;Did you get a look at that barrier they were talking about?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Did they clear the castle, or just succeed in repulsing the counter attack from it?

Miron:<font color="#000000">As usual, he begins by preparing spells.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr starts waving off questions. &quot;In a bit, in a bit, when all magic are prepared and everyone is fed, I shall divulge a full report.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sleepless though I may be, I do, however, require a bit of rest and recuperation.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus finishes his prayer after an hour, and rises from his knelt position before the holy water basic and skylight.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, yeah, of course.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr looks over to Thomas as he finishes his prayers, and holds up a wagging finger. &quot;And don't you think about healing me yourself, Thomas Lazarus, your power will be in far more demand in the hours to come. I will allow the lesser acolytes who will not be leaving today to tend to me.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">D| &quot; Sheesh.. you're always hurt. You're definitely a Kordite .&quot; Tom heads over and tends to the wounded angel.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Pre-empted. |D;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;--Oh, fine.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;But get it taken care of right now you hear.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr limps his way into the tending room (this is the tending room, right?)

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">...Dude.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Jus go all shards and dunk yourself in the holy water.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">That heals outsiders, right? :U

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">it doesn't work like that... |D

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">No. |3;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Swallowtail still dozing off ,huh?

Red-Haired Priestess:<font color="#000000">It works as well as any. It was the overflow medbay -- somebody'll heal him up.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">Still snoozing.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">And holy shit I almost forgot I can do that shards thing. Not been any call for it recently. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">That would be the half bottle of wine she had last night showing off.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Speaking of, mmmm, poison immunity.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Well, he definitely went Shardform during the altar-dispelling.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Actually, with him being conservative with his 1/day Heal, couldn't Serrierr heal himself?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Oh, Serrierr definitely blew that during the night.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">On someone with 20 hp max no doubt. :B

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">And if he's gotten it back, is saving it for when he goes Once More Into The Breach today.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">brb oven timer

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">No, actually, he would have been smart and used it on himself in critical condition or someone else with toughness approaching himself.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Either way, when he's done with his prayers and preparation, the inquisitor dresses himself, and looks at the assassin, and smiles a little. Sleep sound, Swallowtail you have done well tonight.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Anyway, with the Pelorite acolytes tending to him, healhealhealheal here and there...

Kan Redleaf:<font color="#000000">Not just Pelorites. They tap into the Ehlonnan contingent, as well -- their healing spells are a bit more potent than a level 1-3 cleric's.

Miron:<font color="#000000">He carefully opens the door to not disturb her, leaves, and closes up with same care.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Once he's back to full strength, he floats halfway up in the temple and calls out; &quot;All ranking personnel of any faction, and any independant contractors who wish to participate, please congregate with me in the meeting room in the basement for a final report and breifing. Today is the day.&quot;

Serrierr whispers: By the way, is there any other information, messages, or intelligence Mackenzie, Katie, or anyone else out there would have told him to take back?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Cudgel bless, Senior Analyst.&quot; The gnome is in a good mood this morning, despite the awful dream

You whisper to Glitch: Nothing that hasn't already been said.

Serrierr whispers: Mkay.

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Inquisitor.&quot; The little halfling looks somewhat disheveled, as though she hasn't slept. &quot;I require your information.&quot;

Serrierr whispers: Oh yeah, was the purple worm ever sighted, in the fight or by the Shepherd diviner-magi?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;As ordered Senior Analyst Thorngage. Information on what, may I ask?&quot;

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;While you were in the Underdark, did you encounter a dual-tiered cavern containing a dead erinyes, and a wooden bridge fashioned into a ramp?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes, Senior Analyst.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It is located near the Leaden Mace Headquarters.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It is where we apprehended Inquisitor Brushgatherer.&quot;

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;Where?&quot; She practically grabs Miron before he explains. &quot;-- There is little time. We must inform the others.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Mm honeyed chickens. :9

VAE:<font color="#000000">How is it orientated, actually? Miron has ranks in Arch + eng.. but I myself am awful at orientation

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;A tunnel extending from the basement ... it should be..&quot;

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;I have sighted the worm through my spellcraft -- it passed through such a room, and did not venture far before curling to sleep.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Mirons statements all seem correct.

Masabel:<font color="#000000">&quot;Coming, Firaira?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;By the Cudgel.. so we stand a chance of dealing with it, if we are quick.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's practically the only way one can go from the basement into the cave system, near the mouth.&quot;

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;Where are the others?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We should call a meeting of all present. they.. they are around, I do not know, Senior Analyst.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;For that matter. . . &quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">I should note the Eladrin's voice is quite loud, and he and several other people have been filing through the basement to the meeting room. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000"> &quot;The targed will be staying around for about a day or two after today. The mage has already left. We need to act soon, but we stand a chance.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">With his preparations finished, Tom stretches a little before heeding Serrierr's own meeting call.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl is doing excersises near the pews.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Good morning, everyone.&quot; He settles into a chair at the meeting room.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That said, at this time, I'd expect everyone to be about the mess room. I shall go and check.&quot;

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">Multiple greetings reply.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&#171; &#160;1d100 = 28&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Still asleep. |D

</i>* Gradia Thorngage nods, and packs up to follow Miron.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Mornink, Tomas!&quot;

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">Eventually, we can assume they find their way to the meeting room.

Miron:<font color="#000000">. . . Where he seats himself near Gradia, on the other side of Altonor.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Senior Analyst?&quot;

Serrierr:<b><font color="#000000">Hello. *_*

</b>Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I reckon we should waste no time...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lieutenant Stanford is present, after all.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Things are just a twinge different when Tom comes by. Anxiety wanes just a little.. the room is just a little more comfortable.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Holy aura. \o/

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot; Is Blackwater listening at last? &quot;

Lyle Petersen:<font color="#000000">&quot; Still attempting to get out of bed, sir. &quot; |3c

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr takes another glance at Thomas, narrows his eyes, then smiles and nods knowingly.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, I suppose we have everyone who will be here.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Your presence gives me great pain.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Congrats.


 * Thomas Lazarus looks over and starts. &quot;Oh, dear. I almost forgot. That poor fellows exorcism.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'll be ready to do it right away.&quot;

Rakka:<font color="#000000">A bird flaps into the room and settles on the table. :v

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I shall start with my report of everything that happened during the night...unless someone here has something urgent to say?&quot; Serrierr looks down at Gradia and Miron.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Inquisitor Rum who is not a cat.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus nods. &gt;:.

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor looks at Gradia.


 * Ansramil Hawkin nods. &quot;We've explained the situation as best we can to --&quot; A quiet chuckle. &quot;... who is not a cat, brother? &quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It's because you named the other cats Bourbon and Whiskey!! *bricked*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Nevermind.&quot; |D;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">You people are so catty. /horrible

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;Rumariron Arisanaro. Inquisitor. &quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;A dog?&quot;

Grant Warner:<font color="#000000">&quot; How the fuck do you do that. &quot; =3=

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;A dog is not a cat, and an arse isn't an ear.&quot;


 * Ansramil Hawkin gives a small smile and taps one slightly pointed ear.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Right. I'm prepared for a series of proper, highest-strength exorcisms. We'll get that fiend yet.&quot;


 * Grant Warner huffs. &quot; Fuckin' elves. &quot; |3

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Yes. Urgent matters.&quot; :|

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I suppose it can wait.. a few minutes, though.&quot; He looks to Serrierr and the Braxton staff. &quot;News?&quot;

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;The worm has been sighted.&quot; :|


 * Thomas Lazarus sobers immediately. &quot;?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">:o

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr stands up taller. &quot;Indeed?&quot;

Glitch whispers: I guess I'll assume that the worm wasn't any part of the battle, and nor was it actually spotted by any Shepherd scriers...

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Apparently, it has been sighted within the cavern where Inquisitor Brushgatherer was apprehended&quot;


 * Gradia Thorngage nods. &quot;It passed through a dual-tiered room containing a dead erinyes and a wooden bridge fashioned into a ramp, shortly before curling up for slumber, roughly half an hour ago.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt snaps his head up. &quot;That's very close!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;There you are. We have no time to loose. The worm must be disposed of.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*lose

Miron:<font color="#000000">Bast

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Half an hour? Huh...I didn't even know worms slept. Does anyone know for how long?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Wait, where's Tathi?&quot;


 * Miron goes off to weep in a corner

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;According to my research, roughly eight hours.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good question, where is she?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;And where's Swallowtail?&quot;


 * VAE goes off to weep in a corner, not Miron

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Asleep.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Like most other creatures, then...so...if we're -lucky-, it won't leave any time soon, but of course, we should not rely on luck if we can help it...&quot;

Glitch whispers: Oh, now I remember what specifically I wanted to ask. Did Mackenzie have any particular missions or objectives in mind to be conveyed to the Guardians?

Glitch whispers: Serrierr would have noted to him they'd be combat-capable again in the morning,.


 * Thomas Lazarus rubs his chin. &gt;:o

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hunting giant monsters like that.. that's exactly the sort of thing sis would be all over.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Then get her on board.&quot;

You whisper to Glitch: Clear that tunnel, and get it ready for a force to get through it. Scout it out, and if the opportunity to breach the fort presents itself, take it, see what defenses they can disrupt.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr rubs his chin with a smirk. &quot;Hm. I'll tell her about it later.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'm comfortable go away.

</i>Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(Oh yeah, Serrierr -definitely- would have told Thomas when he got back that he convinced Tomi to stay and participate)

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(so he should already know)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thanks. \o/

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well then, if we expect the worm to be asleep for hours to come barring unforseen and unlucky interruption, I shall proceed with my report of the night.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Are we to assemble and move out?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;If there's more news like that, we had best hear it first.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Our hands are somewhat tied due to the number of captives we have --&quot; He pauses, eye flicking over to Hawkin, before extending a hand with a blue glow. Poke. &#171; &#160;2d8+4 = 4 + 4 = 8&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &quot;... But we will gladly spare all we can.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We can't expect the worm to do anything.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We know where it is now.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Has there been any news of Whitaker?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We need to deal with it as soon as possible.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;As Commander Mackenzie had suspected, the fiends attacked in force during the night, pouring out of every hole they had hid in, to assault the Shepherd positions.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It is the greatest danger for this town, as it stands.&quot;


 * Ansramil Hawkin is poked. &quot; Thank you sir. &quot; =w=;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;But the Commander was clever, and of course, had been expecting that. He had many strategems and deceptions prepared, and led the fiends into trap after trap.&quot;

Lyle Petersen:<font color="#000000">Poke. &#171; &#160;1d8+5 = 2 + 5 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; =3=

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Countless fiends were slain during the night, perhaps the remaining majority of those still bound here.&quot;


 * Ansramil Hawkin is poked again. =w=

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; Tom watches the wound touch-ups. He suddenly grows self-conscious, and looks to a hand. &quot;...&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Alas, it was not all victory, and they did come to numerous and too unexpected in certain places. A few checkpoints did fall, and some Shepherds were likewise killed tonight. They will be honored.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Stand back, I'm about to try science. I mean magic.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;But come break of day, the fiends appeared to run out of bodies to throw at us, and the Commander initiated the first phase of his counterattack.&quot;


 * Altonor bows his head somberly at the news of the loss.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">*losses


 * Thomas Lazarus concentrates for a moment, squinting at his open hand. His aura flickers a bit, although nothing visually transpires..

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;The majority of the city is now under Shepherd control. The only noteworthy region that remains is the fort itself.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">And anyone in the room with any lingering wounds gains Fast Healing 3 for 2 rounds.


 * Thomas Lazarus has the good touch. *bricked*

VAE:<font color="#000000">And everytime we touch I get this feeiling. ...

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;The barrier is still in effect, and is still impassable. I believe the commander has confirmed the validity of the passphrase, but committed nothing to bypass the barrierr so he could wait until he could throw his full force behind it before thet can adjust the barrierr.&quot;


 * Ansramil Hawkin blinks, feeling healing but not a poke. He looks around. &gt;.&gt;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;&quot;And what's more, unless it be some illusion or trickery...&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I spotted Count Montclaire himself during the fight, on the battlements of the fort within the barrierr.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;He merely observed for a few moments, then went into hiding again.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom looked more distracted with his palm than the report for a moment, but he looks up at that. &quot;..Oh?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well.. that's more than anything else I've heard so far. So he is atleast bodily around still.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;And again, unless it be powerful illusions to decieve even my familiarity of my own kind...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Indeed. That said, the worm remains a priority.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I am reasonably certain that at the very least, Mother Selaren's (that was her name, right?) companion Beacon still lives as well, within the fort.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... Good ...&quot; He remarks a bit somberly.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep, that was her name. Gold star for you! :B

Lyle Petersen:<font color="#000000">&quot;They didn't have it contained? ... That is curious.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;And yes, we come to the worm. I told the Commander that the Guardians would be combat-ready again in the morning. He has requested that you infiltrate the tunnel you discovered yesterday, and approach the defenses of the fortress from underground. Scout the tunnel, and if any opportunities present themselves, breach the fort and cause as much mayhem and disruption as possible behind their lines.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I refuse to believe she's anything but a hostage. Taken to stymie us.&quot; He frowns at the table.


 * Thomas Lazarus is obviously concerned about it.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Or a potential sacrificial victim.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..We'll see. I would prefer to think one step at a time, for now.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Blood and soul of the righteous can be used in a good few dark rituals ,after all.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">YOU ARE THE WORST AT REASSURANCE.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It means that approaching from an unexpected direction is our best bet at saving her, if at all possible.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">I prefer to face reality as it is, not as I'd want it to be.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Saves one a good few nasty surprises

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Anyone who is ready for this task should prepare to move out immediately. I may come with you and deal with the worm...but that actually depends more on Tomiko and whether she assaults from the surface or underground. She has agreed to take part in this final attack as well, and I will be where she is.&quot; Serrierr say, with an air of certainty.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">... and the NCIS theme song comes on my music player.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Speaking of which, I shall go inform her now.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;That is all.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Sounds like a fun challenge. I'm up for assaulting the worm.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;So be it. We need to organise a task force.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Given the Shepherds' losses, they'll likely need all hands on the front, aside from the tunnel crew. -- Hey, wait a minute!&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Big target, hard to miss.&quot;

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;What password?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...You know...with everyone telling me how the worm eats things the size of cows...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">. ..


 * Altonor never got the intel. =3=;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm?&quot; Serrierr turns back to Altonor as he walks by.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It'd be fun if you could make it eat some of your explosive putty.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Oh.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It can't quite bring down a wall, but a worm is softer.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;The passphrase to safely bypass the barrier around the fortress is 'Coffee Tariff'.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm thinking I might be able to cook up something to give to the worm to eat...that will most definitely disagree with it.&quot; Gnogglebolt gets an evil grin.

Altonor:<font color="#000000">&quot;Coffee tariff, huh. Got to hand it to them for creativity.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Besides.. if something blows up inside, it's always stronger. Like bottles in a lab when you screw up

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">brb

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You aren't an alchemist if you never got a bottle tap in your eye.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Never mind flying shards due to webs.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Anyway, serrierr actually leaves the meeting room.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He goes over to the door where he senses Tomiko's presense...then, with a devious smirk, pounds on the door with his fist as he bellows. &quot;Arise, Tomiko Lazarus! The hour of bloodshed is nigh! Arise, KORD COMMANDS IT!&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can think of a number of our men who would be willing to assist you -- myself included,&quot; to the Guardians.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Any help behind enemy lines would be welcome, I think.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">There's a kind of unenthusiasic, &quot;'' Uhhngf.. ''&quot; from within the room, as she presumably raises a middle finger to even Kord himself trying to drag her out of bed.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">..But a few moments later, she sits up and stretches before donning gear. =w=;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">If anyone happened to be watching, you'd almost think that the Outsider Eladrin was supressing a giggle.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">.....but naaaaaaah....

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm not sure which front we're better suited to.. but..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm ready.&quot; &gt;:|

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;--Scratch that. I'm almost ready.&quot; He stands.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;If I can have an hour to prepare, I can throw something together that should help destroy the worm...from the inside.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ready!&quot; \o/

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;A devil yet resides on the temple grounds that I must banish back to hell.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Senior Analyst?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;But, given the possibility the worm could be interrupted by devils at any time and we lose it, I don't think we have that time.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is it worth such a delay?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Will have to make do with what we have.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;A few of our former possession victims check out, under our investigations; they may also wish to help. Once Inquisitor Rumariron has been tended to, we'll compile a list and move out.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Gentlemen. Ladies. I'll see you shortly.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;....If I try really really hard....&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;then just a minute before we reach the worm, I could throw it together in mere seconds.&quot;

Gradia Thorngage:<font color="#000000">&quot;Exorcisms rarely take long. It should be acceptable.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;That has a higher likelyhood of going wrong, but oh well.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas spots Serrierr en route upstairs. &quot;Ah.. Serrierr. Could I ask you for a favor?&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh yes, mister Lazarus, it probably would be a good thing to exorcise anyone still under the influence before you leave. As always, I am ready to help.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If you are to do something at all, do it properly.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain follows Thomas.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr turns to Thomas. &quot;Yes?&quot;

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;Brother Steelsprocket?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">'It does us no good if your glorious invention misfires and hurts us instead of the worm.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Brother?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Very well. I shall begin immediately.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*turns to Ansramil*

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">&quot;You may wish to know... Brother Igor is awake, and asking for you.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is there anything you require of me?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Is he?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt runs off to the workshop.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Normally it isn't a concern.. but this time, I shall be focusing a banishment. The fiend in this man is strong. I'm pulling out the stops.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I .. Senior Analyst Thorngage.. . may I?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah. Understood.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;If it is not too much to ask.. may I ask you for a feather?&quot;


 * Gradia Thorngage nods.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Thank you.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I've assembled a number of tokens and icons to help focus the spell. Such a thing would be a very strong addition.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr leans his head to Tomiko's door for a moment. &quot;I am going to assist in an exorcism, Tomiko, and then we shall be ready to jump into the fray!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">And the gnome sets off out of the meeting room.


 * Ansramil Hawkin leads Miron to the right room... You can RP it out if you want, VAE, up to you. Could be a mini, or actual session.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/banishment.htm

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr turns back to Thomas and approaches. &quot;I shall do you one better; you will have your focus, and I shall personally assist in containment and banishment and/or destruction.&quot; Serrierr reaches to his wing, runs a hand through it, and finds a loose feather to pluck.

Miron:<font color="#000000">For Cudgel's sake.. .

</i>Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">With his Holy sword, an alchemical silver symbol, and likenesses of Pelor.. Tom counts three regular focuses. But an Angel's feather -- that's probably worth a Rare one.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">He holds out the piece of his very own essense to Thomas. &quot;I know you will treat this with reverence deserved, as you have before.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm I might.. though I do need a bathroom break beforehand. Especially if I'm going to end up playing both.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Gifts such as these are not handed out lightly, as well you know.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus nods firmly. &quot;Absolutely. I will put it to good use. Thank you, Serrierr.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let us proceed, then.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain and Serrierr follow Thomas to the man to be exorcised.


 * Thomas Lazarus takes the feather, and carefully entwines it into the leather binding on his sword's handle.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Upstairs he goes.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(feathers actually are long-lasting, as far as I know, so Thomas could very well go the rest of the campaign with a Celestial's feather affixed to his sword...that would be quite the status symbol!)

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Like a minute later... *leans head out of doorway* &quot; Say whatnow.. &quot; =_=

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(Unless it's consumed in banishment)

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Just foci, not consumed.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">It's pretty obvious which room it is that holds the afflicted inquisitor. In the meantime, while folks are getting ready...

RAM:<font color="#990000">That would imply his sword was consumed in the process. :P

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">18,000gp spell component. |T

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">There is no Eladrin in the hallway anymore unfortunately, Tomiko. :B I guess you'll have to yell at him later. :B )


 * Thomas Lazarus nods to the guards. &quot;I'm ready. May I?&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">SELECT YOUR ALLIES. Roy Stanford, Ansramil Hawkin, Lyle Petersen, Grant Warner, Falstaff Brushgather, and (once he gets exorcised) Rumariron Arisanaro are available allies -- I'll limit you to only two, however.

Lyle Petersen:<font color="#000000">&quot;By all means.&quot;


 * Shankfang the Deffrider votes Roy and Falstaff.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Roy and Falstaff :D

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">fallstaff

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">I want to see him in action

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...wow, quite the consensus.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">maybe rum just to see what kind of persona major demon chose for its vessel

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Commander Scary Eyeball and Falstaff. \o\

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Good morning.&quot; Tom's demeanor is a bit grim and determined in spite of his nice greeting.

Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor is loosely bound in the bed -- the last vestiges of broken wires can be seen on the floor around it. He pulls himself up as well as he can when Thomas enters. &quot;... Good morning. You're... an unfamiliar face. The Castleton exorcist?&quot;

Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro: <font color="#0">(( Out of curiosity, was his gear confiscated? ))

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That's right.&quot; His expression softens a bit. &quot;Inquisitor Thomas Lazarus.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I'd imagine so.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Fiend slayer. ... I've prepared my strongest spells for liberating the Hellion lurking within.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">what the frak my password isn't working for wikia anymore.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;This shouldn't take long.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I even requested a forgot-password email and that's not working. My capslock is off and everything!

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( animals knocked something over brb |D; ))


 * Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro nods, sitting up straight. &quot;I am ready. What do you need me to do?&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Butter everywhere

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">|D;;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Butter? Oh dear. x3;;;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Melted or solid? :B

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( Aresolized. ))

RAM:<font color="#990000">x3

RAM:<font color="#990000">Awesome.

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( Also roy and falstaff. ))

Liatai:<font color="#000000">And of course, what comes on my music player? An exorcism song. x3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CQL1WUR6pk

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Only to steel yourself.&quot; Tom draws out his holy blade, and rests the tip on the floor. Adorned in chains, symbols, and sacred icons, he rests a hand on the pommel and reaches the other outward before beginning his incantation. ((Let's see...))


 * Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro 's eyebrows rise as the giant swirling cloud of shards comes into the room, and raises an arm to shield himself.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr, now in his tornado of golden shards of light form, swirls around imperiously as Thomas prepares his spell...

Lyle Petersen:<font color="#000000">&quot;-- Ah. That's an eladrin. What is it they typically say... fear not, mortal?&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Pure-white energy collects in Vonain's palm as he raises a hand.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The accumulated devil-banishing artifacts give Tom a +5 bonus on CL and +10 to save DC, to Will 31. SR penetration check: &#171; &#160;1d20+12+5 = 14 + 12 + 5 = 31&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">and back

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh, wait. &#171; &#160;31+1 = 31 + 1 = 32&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Thomas is trained specifically well for overcoming fiend SR.

Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro:<font color="#000000">&quot;An eladrin....? Her Shield protect us.&quot; He lowers his arm, and closes his eyes. &quot;....&quot; The SR is handily overcome. Let's look at the Will save. The DM needs to calculate it, a moment...

VAE:<font color="#000000">and I vote Lyle and Grant

Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 20 + 13 = 33&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">|D;;

Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro:<font color="#000000">.... oh you're kidding me.

Gamal-Junayd : <font color="#0">(( don't you want to see the scrappy halfling in action? ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also, if Lia and others aren't against, might as well get Miron and Igor talking out of the way now. I'm fine either way

VAE:<font color="#000000">Okay. Lyle and Brushgather

RAM:<font color="#990000">Really, Lia?

RAM:<font color="#990000">%BReally?%B

RAM:<b><font color="#990000">Really?

</b>VAE:<font color="#000000">hahahaha

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The highly specialized ritual is quite a potent example of spellcraft, by anyones standards. The room becomes filled with distortions in the air and a heavy air current presses on Inquisitor Rum. &quot;...&quot; &gt;:|

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;You are indeed a persistent one...&quot; Serrierr says, in an oddly echo-y, glasslike voice with no particular origin.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;But persistance will not avail you, Dark One.&quot;


 * Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro remains silent the whole time, eyes closed. &#171; &#160;1d20+22 = 1 + 22 = 23&#160;  &#187; Concentration check...

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also, unless Lia intends to play out Igor too (which i wouldn't actually complain about as I played him the same number of times as she did x3) I will need ownership.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Fixed.

RAM:<font color="#990000">...That could either be good or bad.

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">No longer in the devil's hold *brick'd*

VAE:<font color="#000000">haha. Really, dice, really?

Sszeyl whispers: Reminds me, what is Vargie's reaction to being Balanced? :B

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( for all elven players: http://www.dragons-inn.org/Ifreann/Tynntangial/eng_elf.html ))

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Oh shit, does Serrierr's Magic Circle Against Evil effect give Thomas any additional bonuses?

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Or the fiend any penalties?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom's expression strains. &quot;Well..&quot; He squints. &quot;It's not over yet. I won't give up that easily.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Doesn't matter.


 * VAE has the only piece of music he ever had for Igor. Master of the Court

RAM:<font color="#990000">Nat 20 on a save.

Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro:<font color="#000000">&quot; ... I take it laughter is not a good sign. &quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">ah, true.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Auto-success.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Hmph.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;''The fiends just did something. What, I do not know.&quot;''

Miron:<font color="#000000">The short inquisitor knocks on the door.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">*fiend

VAE whispers: Hmm. What would Igor know of what's been happening while possessed?


 * Thomas Lazarus grips his weapon and resumes the incantation, bowing his head once more and conjuring forth more power.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;''There was some small burst of fel power. Hurry, Thomas Lazarus.&quot;''

VAE whispers: For that matter, what was the precise point he got possessed, if you know?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Lets see if this next casting of Banishment finally breaks its unlucky streak. DC 31 again. SR: &#171; &#160;1d20+12+1+5 = 17 + 12 + 1 + 5 = 35&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

VAE whispers: Just. . not wanting to break any plans you have in place

You whisper to VAE: He was possessed shortly after his meeting with Whitaker -- the night of. It's your call how much he remembers.

Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+22 = 18 + 22 = 40&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Concentration check...

Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+13 = 4 + 13 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Will save...

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;Enter.&quot; Yup, there's the reason for being called Bloodmouse.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Much better.

Miron:<font color="#000000">*opens door* &quot;Igor.. brother. Cudgel over my head, and a foot up my arse, but I haven't seen you. . . &quot;

Osyluth:<font color="#000000">The fiend's power, which stood so strong against you before, fought back every attempt, and laughed in your faces... Falls over like a sheet of paper in a hurricane, ripped asunder by the torrent of holy energies.


 * Thomas Lazarus lowers his hand and snorts defiantly once before shaking his blade, as though it was bloodied, and sheathing it.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That was much more difficult than I expected ... but it is done.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr and Vonain immediately spring into action. Between Serrierr's aura and the consecration field, the fiend is trapped. Torrents of shards start slamming into the rising spirit of darkness, as Vonain joins in with his own blasts of white spirit-seeking energy

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">At &quot;snorts defiantly&quot;? I heard the TF2 spy honking.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Oh, no leftover spirit? :B

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;Seven years, I believe.&quot; The man still lying on the bed, Nina oppressively curled up near his head.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">That acting was lost with me, Thomas. |P

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Scratch that line then...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I wish I had a corny French accent.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">LIKE A CORNISH GAME HEN.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;''I am concerned, Thomas Lazarus. The fiend did several things before you managed to force him away.&quot;''

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good to see you again, Senior Inquisitor.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I do not know what he did, but it can only be bad for us.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Not this time, sorry. Banishment. \o/

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I. .. still an Inquisitor.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Can't be helped.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;He is in Hell now, though.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..How are you feeling, brother?&quot; To Rum.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;One of the things that didn't change...that said, nine hells, what's with the dog? Never figured you for one of them dog lovers, like old Lazar.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Good thing I just became level 12 or I wouldn't have been able to do that twice. &gt;&gt;

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh, Nina? She's friendly. Mostly.&quot;


 * Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro is still a moment longer, before nodding and opening his eyes. &quot;... Much better. I owe you my life, brother.&quot; He looks to the talking shards. &quot;.... Is that truly an eladrin?&quot; o.o

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Truly.&quot;

Nina:<font color="#000000">The dog barks at the mention of her name.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl breezes out of the room, and goes to poke at Tathi and Swallowtail in sequence, if they haven't been brought up to speed yet.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;''You no doubt require time to rest and recuperate, friend. By this day's end, however, the fight should be over.&quot;''

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;With any luck.. aye.&quot; Glancing aside.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Speaking of which, time is still pressing.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;''We must attend to the final assault now. Take care of yourself, mortal.&quot;''

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good girl. See? She's trained. Sniffs out heretics like a halfling sniffs out a fart.&quot;


 * Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro nods respectfully to the shards. &quot;Elen sila lumenn omentilmo. What remains to be done?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . . Because his nose is up everyone else's arse.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus nods. &quot;Rooting out their fortress, and dispatching their greatest beast.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Like leaves on the wind, the shards flow out of the room in a stream to coalesce outside the door. The shards start fitting themselves together, assembling as if they were pieces of a jigsaw puzzle...

Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro:<font color="#000000">&quot;Has the commander been found?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Don't worry, though. We'll handle that part. You rest.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus shakes his head. &quot;..Presumed in the fort.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Until the very large bronze-skinned and bronze-winged elflike muscleman is standing in the hall.

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor smiles. &quot; At least something didn't change, thank the Cudgel. I.. haven't heard anything of you even in the few letters we swapped with the old crowd. What's going on? Were you here with the reinforcements? How did you even get in?&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">brb afk

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Malcanthet's winged cunt...having to fight your own possessed apprentice is something I wouldn't wish on a drow... well, most of them.&quot;

Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Are you certain?&quot; He sounds faintly disappointed. &quot;I can still fight. ... Once... my legs have been untied from the bedframe.&quot; ^^;

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;I. . . it's a long story.&quot;


 * Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather snorts. &quot;We'll see when you can snap those ropes yourself, Rum.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus smirks a bit. &quot;..I'll leave it to the acting commander's discretion. I don't presume to know how the fiend was treating you.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;My guess would be that you should take it easy, though.&quot;

Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro:<font color="#000000">&quot;... speaking of which, where did my earrings go?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">... |3;;;;;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">brb

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Bit of a story. Suffice to say they're safe and sound.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Eh I do have that much time. Things happened indeed. Hell, I ended up with the Braxton branch... went across a few weeks ago. And before that.. well. Big C is a place that would be understaffed with five times as many folks, but there's some..&quot;

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor makes a squeaky chuckle.


 * Roy Stanford nods. &quot;Inquisitor Thomas is right, Rumariron. Rest. Your health is poor enough without having to deal with the aftermath of a fiendish infestation and the possibility of being swallowed by a purple worm.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Peek in to check on Swallowtail.

Dr. Hatari whispers: I like how a good 80% of Ghosts contribution this session have been brbs.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Get kunai'd in the face.

Dr. Hatari whispers: I guess we should kick it off. |D;

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">&quot;A purple worm?&quot; *_*

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;A surprise to see you here, then.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We'll face it today. Somewhere, sometime. Likely very soon.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It'll be no skirmish for the weary.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I wouldn't have expected it either. But.. things happen. Drow.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">back

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll come, if the lieutenant allows it.&quot; ... Says the man who doesn't even come up to Thomas' waist.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Anyway, Serrierr heads back down to a lower level, seeking out...ah, there she is. The winged man approaches Tomiko.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I'd have reservations if I didn't see him cut down a fiend in one sword stroke.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I hope you're ready to rumble, we're heading out very soon.&quot; Serrierr says with a grin.

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's just. . your branch has a bit of a name here. Possibly because of your command contributing a good portion of the stained souls serving here.&quot;


 * Grant Warner huffs. &quot;You'd barely be a snack!&quot; &gt;:P

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Speaking of which, there's two possible places you could help out.&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus splashes water on her face and straightens her hair back.

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">*snerks again* &quot;Fuckston Balls, they call the place.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">To the Tathipack!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . .&quot;


 * Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather grins, unlocking his sword from its sheath with his thumb. &quot;It will need to catch me, first.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Uhg. Ready? No. I'll just have to make up for it by being the best, even at my worst.&quot; |3

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquisitor's face adopts a curious expression.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;There's the surface assault, obviously, where we breach the barrier and lay waste to whatever remainds of the devil forces. On the other hand, there's the sneaky underground passage.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">...what the

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;There's the surface assault, obviously, where we breach the barrier and lay waste to whatever remainds of the devil forces. On the other hand, there's the sneaky underground passage.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">What the, indeed. Typo? :B

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;That one...currently has a monstrous Purple Worm residing in it.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">back

Liatai:<font color="#000000">br instead of b?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">yeahm br instead of b. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Tathi, has anyone been by to inform you of the developments?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">what typo?

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Which ones?&quot; Tathi says with a hint of humor.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well then. Lets gather. Time is of the essence.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll let you choose which one you'd like to tackle.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Where you go, I will.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom nods to Rum. &quot;Welcome back, by the way.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Purple worm.&quot;


 * Gamal-Junayd goes outside, and stretches, and works on sword practice till everyone else is ready

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Ah, that case. What of it?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">Finally he smiles. &quot;Expected. . . but got to admit, a clever pun.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;It has been found.&quot;


 * Inquisitor Rumariron Arisanaro nods back, with a calm smile.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom nods to the other inquisitors before heading to the ground floor.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Found!? Where?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;The area where we fought Falstaff.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;We gather soon, when Thomas is finished.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">And he appears.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;So it wasn't far off then. Wonderful. You know I have been thinking about something.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I am hesitant to wake Swallowtail because we're going into heavy fighting, and she is exhausted.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;We're going to kill that thing. Of that, there is no doubt. But..&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well.. ... ..I don't really care. Either promises a great battle that could use our help.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;What are we going to do with it afterwards? That is stupendously large and heavy animal.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;One could feed a pack of dragons for weeks.&quot;

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;And that's not even mentioning the rhyme.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Harvest it for valuables, I imagine.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;And its armor plating! That'll fetch a price.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">|D;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well,&quot; a bard says in passing, &quot;didn't Max say they tasted good smoked?&quot; :.c

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;And then there's a very tricky topic. That critter has a massive venom sac on its tail.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'll ... let the natives worry about that.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . Go on. I doubt it's worse than the shit I heard from that 'lieutenant' of yours.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We'll be too busy to fuss with a body that long. The fortress awaits.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm. In that case, I'd like to take part in the surface assault. Much more visible, more enemies, and I can also continue to aid the Shepherds where I can with my blessings and boons.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">A ninja appears at that. &quot;Venom sac?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Still. You have to realize. This will be our kill, our claim. But.. that's one hell of a logistical issue.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Better idea. Thomas?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Our dragon merchant friend. Is he still about?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;You'll also probably get a chance to tear down a castle wall.&quot; Serrierr winks.


 * Tomiko Lazarus scoffs. &quot;Right. That won't upset anyone.&quot; |3

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Although it would raise my record for most expensive thing broken by a couple digits.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;I... think so. Why?&quot; :.


 * Thomas Lazarus shrugs. ^^;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I haven't kept track.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Well. We're going to have to sell most of it off, unless we want to eat purple worm forever.&quot;

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;Cyral, huh? He gets on some people's nerves. never cared that much ... when he's not ordering us to wall people in, he's a decent-&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; Tom clearly thinks the entire idea is weird.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;And, how would we transport the slain bits and parts around? We're going to need help. We can only attach so many harnesses to our drow-cart.&quot;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">For a moment, I accidentally read that as &quot;I haven't kept track of the most expensive thing I've broken.&quot;

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;Wall people in. The basement. Did you...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It's just dead flesh..&quot; ^^;; &quot;Do we really need to do anything?&quot;

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( Fable III stats? XP ))

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;It's not just dead flesh. Purple worms are a delicacy.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We did. One of them's alive and well, at least.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;That is ridiculous.&quot; =w=;;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;A very expensive one, given how incredibly dangerous they are.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You were possessed, all of you.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I don't care if someone wants to eat it; we have a war.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... There is probably a famine about, among the townsfolk.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Thomas.. I have a sanctuary to care for. So pardon me for jumping at the door when opportunity comes knocking with a wagon full of gold and a circus of halfling strippers.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Worry about not getting eaten before eating.&quot; =3=

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;Uhm.. that's what the white-haired one told me... &quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus dons a flat look. &quot; Okay how much could it -possibly- be worth, delicacy or no?&quot;

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;I don't even remember most of it. It's just things.. coming up when I think of something else.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;We sell magic arms. Food is nothing.&quot;

Ansramil Hawkin:<font color="#000000">.... which one, Igor? ^^; *brick'd*

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">She just smirks. &quot;Go ask our merchant friend.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus sighs and eyerolls. &quot;If we must. I'm much more concerned about getting to it and succeeding at the fight.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Can I just say I like Edaric's plan the best?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Where is Swallowtail? ^^;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Wherever the hell he is. |P


 * You roll to yourself: 40000*0.3 =&gt; 40000 * 0.3 = 12000.0* Thomas Lazarus is more than a little weirded out by feeding the city refugees purple worm steaks. D|

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's.. I thought being dead was bad, but.. .at least I didn't do anything then.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">craftcraftcraft researchingstats for this item...

Edaric:<font color="#000000">Both outside, grouping up and getting ready for vworping. :3

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Hmm. I see you're awake.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Being .. dead?&quot; *odd look*

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Good luck.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good luck. Where are we going?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;He's actually got a point. I could totally set that up as aid from Eytherinu.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;The same place as last time.&quot;

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;That, teacher, is just about the neck of the long story I mentioned.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas wipes his hands of purple monster aid station food. |D; &quot; I could probably conjure...&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Were going worm hunting.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Oh nevermind.&quot; =3=

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">we're*

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Is that another gnome. &quot; =3=;

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">&quot; Halfling. &quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">ahahaha

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Cobble Craft Check: &#171; &#160;1d20+24 = 18 + 24 = 42&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; vs DC 25

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I .. see. Regardless... no matter what you did.. you think you did, you should rest free.You were just a tool in the devil's hands, and the crimes rest on the shoulders of the heretic commander of yours.&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot;(Thank you, spirits.)&quot; =3=;;;

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hmm... &quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;42*25 = 42 * 25 = 1050&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; progress in Platinum Pieces

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Halflings are slightly smaller, less magical, more nature oriented, and better fighters than Gnomes.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;I'll go talk to him myself then.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;And that is all I know.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">-well- within...

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Surely we know his name by now?

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;Heretic... So the traitors were in the right.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well.&quot; She draws out her pipe and bites the end. With a huff, it ignites itself from her breath. Fiery. *_*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Unfortunately, they were. I was fooled too, for a time.&quot;

Draconic Merchant:<font color="#000000">The merchant? He's never given it to you.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">and deducting price... &#171; &#160;2295/3 = 2295 / 3 = 765&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">DETECT THOUGHTS-*brick'd*

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Let's go see what the plans are.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;-49.4-765 = -49.4 - 765 = -814.4&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Yes, let's.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Hey! Magnificent Scales!&quot; Tathi calls out, the second part being in elven.

Glitch whispers: Anyway, I just designed a device on the fly


 * Thomas Lazarus glances over. &quot;Oh..&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Good morning.&quot; :. &quot;We were just about to--&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm coming too.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">A polite call-name for dragons amoung elves. ;)

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;I still can't understand how. I spoke with Whitaker just before it happened.. reported on the church.. . the summoner that almost ended up sparking a fight and Sim.. senior inquisitor Simtherzairvin behaving oddly, as if possessed himself&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus just looks between his sister and Serrierr a few times before offering a faint smile.

Glitch whispers: It's basically a ball of sawblades. The idea is to get the worm to eat it somehow after activating it, at which point the ball-o-sawblades will deply and start cutting it up from the inside. Also designed in such a way that it will just keep digging in further as opposed to cutting out of the gizzard.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..Okay.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah, I forgot to say, Tomiko, your brother and his associates will be going through the underground tunnel and the Purple Worm.&quot;

Draconic Merchant:<font color="#000000">The merchant raises a scaled hand in reply. &quot;Mae govannen, mellon en mellonamin! What can I interest you in today, before the end of it all?&quot; |D

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;He went over all of our heads. Apparently a high priest of Hextor.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;So, if we take the surface assault, then we will not meet until the battle is done, likely.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Your most precious commodity, firstly.&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus raises a brow and looks over. &quot;...&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Your name!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Either way, this heap of shit will get shovelled today. They're at their last legs.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt then suddenly enters the room, and--

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">he's....

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Where in the fuck did that come from?? Purple worm?&quot;


 * Draconic Merchant straightens, looking at Tathi down the bridge of his scaled nose.

VAE:<font color="#000000">okay. Under most precious commodity VAE thought something completely else.

Draconic Merchant:<font color="#000000">&quot;There are some who call me...&quot; he intones seriously....

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">dragging...a huge ball of hacked together steel almost as big as he is.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Tathi demands your virginity.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Silly dragon?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;uf.....uf...huf...&quot;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">You can't outrun her.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Fantastic Lizard?

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Surrender.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Fartface McCockbreath? (that's my nickname for hatari)

Draconic Merchant:<font color="#000000">&quot;.... Tim.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">uh, thomas, did Tomiko actually miss the purple worm part? :B

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;At least someting's going right. . &quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Serrierr: &quot;There's the surface assault, obviously, where we breach the barrier and lay waste to whatever remainds of the devil forces. On the other hand, there's the sneaky underground passage.&quot; Liatai: What the, indeed. Typo? :B Serrierr: &quot;That one...currently has a monstrous Purple Worm residing in it.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Tim the merchant!

VAE:<font color="#000000">oh bast At least not Wonderful Lizard

Draconic Merchant:<font color="#000000">|3

Tomiko Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Actually I did miss the follow-up line. ))

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Do you know the location of the Holy Grail?

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . .I wonder what will happen once this is over.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Reaction stands.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Scraaape, scrape, scrape, scraaaaape. Dragging giant ball of metal.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...&quot;


 * Shankfang the Deffrider lifts.

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;If they start tossing us out by the shovelful.&quot;

Draconic Merchant:<font color="#000000">&quot;And you?&quot; He offers a scaled hand. :3

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr blinks and looks down to Tomiko. &quot;Ah...I did say the underground path had a Purple Worm residing in it, Tomiko Lazarus...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Wots dis, den?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That...I do not know.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well that doesn't answer my question anyways.&quot; Smokepuff.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh. Well then to answer your question, yesterday, apparently.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">She smirks, taking the hand in a pleasent grip. &quot;Tathi. Tathi Eyllisaearsithek.&quot; She says.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Unless you really meant where, in which case no one knows.&quot;


 * Shankfang the Deffrider examines. &#171; &#160;1d20+15 = 3 + 15 = 18&#160;  &#187; Craft or Use Tech Device, whichever would let him determine the function of the contraption.

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Lady Eyllisaearsithek?&quot; Aelian inquires with a smirk.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">My god. I could easily one-shot half of the party. &gt;&gt;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">I must use these powers for evil.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;I will bite you.&quot; Tathi says over her shoulder.

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">:3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;But still. You served Yoriver law, and did your duty. It's none of you lot's fault your superiors betrayed you. Like the dog said to the cow, my conscience is the will of my master.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Welcome to the club, don't let it go to your head. =w=

Draconic Merchant:<font color="#000000">&quot;Of the Eyllisaearsithek clan?&quot; :3

Miron:<font color="#000000">Welcome to the club. I got Harm.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">It's not so much a clan.

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;.. If only.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">As a group of people in the same wing of a mental hospital.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey...huf...hey Thomas?&quot;

Tathi:<i><font color="#9900FF">Do~ho~ho~ho

</i><font color="#9900FF"> they're talking about doing their dee pee ess. How cute.


 * Thomas Lazarus looks over. &quot;Yes..?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;How much...huf...more weight do you think you can carry? Or maybe I should ask Sszeyl...&quot;


 * Shankfang the Deffrider is ignored, apparently. =3=

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;The ever infamous.&quot; She says with a smile.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">where is shankfang?

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Woman, I don't even need my Rabid Bear to kill you.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">owo; &quot;..What exactly have you got there?&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( Outside temple main door. ))

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Oh, we're not there yet. :B

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know how it goes. How it ever went. There was a fuckup, and those above will be looking to spread blame.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Also.. not much..&quot; ^^;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Something...huf...that will give that worm...huf...some really bad indigestion.&quot; Gnogglebolt grins.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">=3=


 * Tomiko Lazarus scoffs. &quot;Why not?&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">who's tomiko talking to now?

Draconic Merchant:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now that that transaction's done. What can I help you with, madam?&quot; |3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I'm losing track of who's talking to who

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Because I'm not a monster? It's pretty normal for a regular person to only haul around a hundred pounds or so before starting to think 'gosh this is really heavy!'&quot; ^^#

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Her brother.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Simply put, a bit of business advice.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Anyway, Gnogglebolt drags the 30-pound ball of metal outside. -now- shankfang can say something. :B

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;We're going to be slaying a purple worm soon.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey...Anyone...mind carrying this for me...till we get to the worm?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;And I think only a business man like you would appreciate the financial matters that surround such a creature, once slain. I tried talking to Thomas about it, but what can I say? He's better at slaying demons and purifying the land then, say, doing his taxes.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Light load: 532lbs. \o/

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=3= Carry me. *bricked*

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's an arse of a world, isn't it. We keep here, with no help coming in, wounded, dead and missing pile up month by month from insurgent action... then half our branch defects. And the rest of us, who stayed behind, will get spat in our faces.&quot;


 * Shankfang the Deffrider repeats what he said earlier because apparently his token wasn't in the right place. =3=

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Ah, that... that will be the last meal the Worm ever eats.&quot;

Draconic Merchant:<font color="#000000">*w* !!!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Or at least it should be, if it works.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">There's an awkward pause.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;No it's not a bomb.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Quite.&quot; Tathi says with a smirk.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy kan tell.&quot;


 * Shankfang the Deffrider examines.

Draconic Merchant:<font color="#000000">&quot;The meat alone could be worth well over twelve thousand gold pieces--!&quot; *w*

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Untreated lead. It'll get lead poisoning! Actual lead poisoning, and not bullets, for once! *bricked*\

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Now, there's been talk of giving away a good deal of its flesh to help feed this poor town. Simply the right thing to do, you know? But this entire city would have a time eating an entire worm, so there will still be a sizable amount left over, no? And its scales and tendons and poison..&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey Sszeyl, mind carrying this thing for me? You always pick up and carry absurdly heavy things, this should be nothing.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll also need someone to throw it at the worm after I turn it on...or, worst case scenario, get eaten with it and then cut themselves out while leaving it behind...&quot; &gt;.&gt;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I .. eh. The High Command will see reason. And, they do, they will have the filthy swine behind this in their hands. I will watch myself as the heretics dance to the sort of music judge directs and crown pays for.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;So, ah, Tomiko Lazarus.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy kan karry it. Chust show me how to turn it on.&quot; :B

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">The twins are about to start bickering again. &gt;:O

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;Let us hope.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;:O

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;In light of actually registering the presense of the Purple Worm, do you want to tackle that instead of aboveground?&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..?&quot; She looks up though.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Sheesh, quit calling me that.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt shows Shankfang a ripcord-like activation mechanism, one that needs to be pulled several times to wind it up.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh. What would you like me to call you, then?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ah, dat's easy enuff. Give it here.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Superbombthing get! \o/

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt hands it over then. You gain one 30-pound gnome-sized ball of metal.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Are we prepared at last? The worm will not sleep forever.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Everyone's here except...well, Thomas, and he's pretty important.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It just sounds like you're talking to an attorney or something. Tomi works.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Is Tathi gonna have to wave the cash symbols out of the merchant's eyes? :P

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Tomi. Very well, Tomi.&quot;

Draconic Merchant:<font color="#000000">Yes. $w$

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Regardless, we really ought to get moving.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;We must be heading out now, however. So, which way do you want to go? Aboveground or belowground?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That said, your poison still cornel brandy? Because after this is over, we're going to drink ,and Cudgel smite me where I stand if I won't pay for the man I made an inquisitor from.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr starts making for the door.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Fine.&quot; She waves a hand around in the air. &quot;It still barely matters..&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi waves a hand in front of Tim's face. &quot;Hellooooo~&quot; She calls. |3

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..But I'm not going to let my little brother go off and get eaten if that's where you all are planning to go.&quot;

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">&quot;Our other brother isn't here, either. Shall I fetch him, lieutenant?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I'm sure we can handle it together.&quot; =3=

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;Still... heh. It's been a dry year. . . Whitaker banned alcohol during working hours about a year ago, when things started picking up pace.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, he is planning to go after the Purple Worm, so if you want to accompany, very well. We simply must get a move on now.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Forget it. I've watched you fight. You would all get eaten in the middle of an argument.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I can just picture your asshole friends shouting at its stomach, still.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">=w=;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"> No comment.

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;And the working hours just got longer and longer. Not that i mind that much.. .&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Purple worm it is, then.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">I would correct her, but... she's right. =w=;;;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Lazarus twins join the Force.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr heads outside with everyone else. &quot;It seems Tomi and I are going to be assisting with the Purple Worm.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;A Mace commander that stepped on drinking? Was the man out of ... Eh.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Our branch isn't that big on it either. But still...that's different.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh, a new face.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yo.&quot;

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">A small, new face appraises Tomiko as she steps out. He nods once in greeting.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Good. I was just talking to Tim here about cashing out the worm's corpse, but it seems I broke him.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus looks over incredulously. &quot; Cashing out..?&quot;

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;Perhaps.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas is operating under the knowledge of chicken and beef head prices. Wildly disparate from adventurer income as they are. |D

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;SO! Are we all ready to depart?&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just Inquisitor Steelsprocket missing.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; He glances about. &quot;Where is brother Miron?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;His knowledge could be a great help.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">....has danman been talking to himself this whole time? o.o

VAE:<font color="#000000">yep

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Yes it's pretty impressive actually.

VAE:<font color="#000000">It went better than expected, I suspect.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain sighs. &quot;I'll go get him.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Yes, just as soon as I unbreak Tim.&quot; She says, waving her hand in front of the merchant's face again.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain's translucent wings materialize, and he floats up into the air.

Teeny Rin 1:<font color="#FF0000">On the one hand, Tomi would want to attack the purple worm.

Teeny Rin 1:<font color="#FF0000">On the other hand holy shit look at this party.

Teeny Rin 1:<font color="#FF0000">We're going to massacre it.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Either way. It's good to see you between the living. 'suppose us Macers never die properly.. we just wear out over patrols and chasing scum like old boots.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain flies into the roof of the temple, looks around for which door has Miron in it, locates the gnome, then slowly comes down behind Miron, reaches down and grabs him by the back of his robes, and rises into the air again. &quot;Come along now gnome, there's a purple worm to kill.&quot;

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;And sometimes, you step in a pile of dung on the way.&quot;

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">The little halfilng looks up to Tomi, one hand resting on the hilt of his sheathed sword. &quot;... I'll assume that the tales of your intentions have been false, and the tales of your strength true.&quot; He grins, offering a hand.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;You were the one who was saying it was urgent, anyway.&quot; Vonain says as they rise higher into the air.

Miron:<font color="#000000">The inquistor laughs.. then notices the tug

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Up up up.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You...malcanthet's winged cunt.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Rest well, Igor. We're going wormhunting.&quot;


 * You roll to yourself: 160+112 =&gt; 160 + 112 = 272Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain flies back out the roof with Miron clutched in his hands, and swoops back down to the group.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;I don't know..&quot; She remarks coyly, smirking. &quot;That depends what they say I've been trying to get.&quot;

Igor Drechsler:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good luck, teacher. Break a neck. Preferrably not yours.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;But you can bet I'm the strongest there is.&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus shakes the Halfling's hand. He gets acknowledged as a not-shithead respectfully.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">That's above par. *bricked*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Justice delivered by air mail?&quot;

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">The halfling's grin widens, though there's a glint in his eye as they shake hands. &quot;That remains to be seen.&quot; &gt;.3

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I could get behind this.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Sure sure, say that AFTER we have a contest some time for best in battle, Then you can rightfully claim that.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Alright! Everyone's here, everyone's ready, let's move out!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Vworpage?


 * Tomiko Lazarus flashes a few teeth. She seems amused. A silent challenge, as the handshake leaves little doubt to the real strength of soul in the shorty.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;It's not going to nap forever.&quot; He nods and begins walking for Mace HQ.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sorry, brother. I had... matters to take care of.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus just handwaves. &quot;We're ready now. It's nothing.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Onward.&quot; Roy nods, eye glowing, and walks on.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I shouldn't have taken this long.. but time flies...&quot;


 * Edaric looks around, at the group of warriors and magi, marching onward to glory.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hee, shooty time...&quot; 83


 * Tomiko Lazarus works her pipe around in a swivel, with teeth alone. &quot;Huh. This is a proper band for hunting such a monster, isn't it? There's no stronger force in the city walls..&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">... He slips to the back of the group, and begins to play. If anything was deserving of theme music, this was it. The march to battle. &#171; &#160;1d20+20 = 14 + 20 = 34&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;This'll be easy.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus frowns. &quot;Don't count on it. It hasn't been easy before, and this is their strongest beast yet.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Helllooooo~ oh screw it I'll come back later.&quot;

Draconic Merchant:<font color="#000000">&quot;With the worm, if all goes well!&quot; *w*

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;OH NOW YOU RESPOND.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas casts his daily combat spells at that. Magic Vestments for Gamal -- stronger than ever before, at +3 AC -- and Shield Other for Sszeyl. +1 deflection AC and saving throws.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I do have to say, with bringing basically everyone, especially Tomiko and Serrierr, I'm afraid that this might turn out to be &quot;falls-flat boss battle&quot; &gt;.&gt; And if it does I'm so sorry Lia. ^^;

Miron:<font color="#000000">And the inquisitor,once again, half sings, half hums some sort of a marching song. ''. . . Fists and hammer axe or pick we march forward, of one will. Of our gold they won't get dick They'll break on a wall of steel ''

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Silly Guardians.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">That assumes you know exactly what you're gonna be fighting is what you think it is.

Glitch whispers: Speaking of, just to heads up, the ball-o-sawblades does 5d6 damage per round, and should last for 5 rounds. Arbitrarily decided. But it has no use against something not actually touching it.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Quiet. =3=

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Little rin; it's just happened before. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hah, Glitch those are the funniest

Glitch:<font color="#000000">If it -doesn't- happen this time that'd be good. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">First dungeon I ran? Ghost found a way to bypass two floors of it, and Saph took the boss down in first turn

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No worries.

VAE:<font color="#000000">It was hillarious and awesome

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'm adjusting future battles accordingly. &gt;:3

Glitch:<font color="#000000">hoshit.

VAE:<font color="#000000">pfft

Glitch:<font color="#000000">though, uh, I was actually planning to see if I could get Serrierr to convince Tomiko to turn around and go topside after the worm's been waxed. ^^;


 * Edaric plays along with Miron's marching song.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">but she might even not. :B Well see.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">It would probably have to be a good argument. *w*

GM:<font color="#000000">That said -- GUAH RAILOCK WHY

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">lolwut

Miron:<font color="#000000">It's clearly a somewhat clumsy adaptation of some dwarven song, translated into common

VAE:<font color="#000000">Wat

VAE:<font color="#000000">what he did?

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl drinks a Magic Vestment potion.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">I changed her mink portraits to mindflayers last week

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahhahaahahahha

VAE:<font color="#000000">You win

GM:<font color="#000000">He turned me into an illithid! DX

VAE:<font color="#000000">Pfft

VAE:<font color="#000000">Did it happen by one implanting a tadpole in your head?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">xD

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( Okay that was pretty good, points for that railock XD ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Yep.

GM:<font color="#000000">Anyway! Onward, to victory! In the meantime, I will ask. Does anyone want control of NPCs? I'm assuming Hatari is keeping Swallowtail, which means Stanford and Brushgather are up for grabs. I'd prefer it if someone took Stanford over Brushgather, since people have a better idea of his personality and combat strategies.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Bast, I am a faillynx, aren't I? Is my birthday, and I didn't even have the chance to troll anyone

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I've got Gnogglebolt, Serrierr, and Vonain. :B No NPCs for me today.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I'll pass. I'm incompetent with crusaders.

VAE:<font color="#000000">If it was Lyle, I could have botted him

VAE:<font color="#000000">Archivist like archivist

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">what is stanford?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Through the gates of hell As we make our way to Heaven Through the fiendish lines~

VAE:<font color="#000000">Crusader I think

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Primo Victoria!

VAE:<font color="#000000">crusader/justiciar/cleric

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Alternate Universe campaign: Everyone is underdark version of themselves. Party Gnomes are now Duergars. Elves? Drows. Serrierr? Beholder.

VAE:<font color="#000000">or somesuch

VAE:<font color="#000000">No

VAE:<font color="#000000">Party gnomes are swirfneblin

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Shankfang is Umberhulk. =3= *shot*

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ram; ahahaha, I've thought of that exact same thing myself. xD

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">Ranger 4/cleric 4/justiciar 4.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Party gnomes are svirfneblin. That's the deep gnome version

VAE:<font color="#000000">Unless you assert Miron is a dorf as it stands

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Yes but it doesn't fit as well. :B

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">No crusader in there at all. Barehanded fighter/grappler.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I even came up with a second part of the chorus (since the original is far too specific)

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">... Actually speaking of fitting well, the party elves are no longer Drows.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Kobolds.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">At the dawn of time! On the shores of the River Styx! We shall stand as one... They fall before us!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Nice.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(referecning great celestial/fiend battle at the creation of the multiverse. :B


 * Shankfang the Deffrider sings just that. x3

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Hey no fair I was going to sing that |O

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">So. Anyone want the lieutenant? His character sheet is a mess, but he's pretty straightforward. Get in the enemy's face and tie them down. Limited heals/support.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Too late. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hard to do with a worm

VAE:<font color="#000000">Or easy

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hmm

VAE:<font color="#000000">The face is half the map

VAE:<font color="#000000">Is that easy or hard?

VAE:<font color="#000000">let's put it this way

VAE:<font color="#000000">easy to get in their face, hard to tie them down

VAE:<font color="#000000">unless you're hard to chew

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I would be lying if I said I weren't really looking forward to showing the LMS commander how it's done. *w*

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">Aside from Tomi, I'm likely the best shot anyone that isn't Serrierr's size has when it comes to avoiding being swallowed, truthfully.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">So..tathi's in front of formation this time? and gnoggle? this sounds like a great way to get them killed

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">Though that's not saying much. =w=;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">We'll reorder fter vworping. --

Glitch:<font color="#000000">-3-

Glitch:<font color="#000000">*after

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">we are vworped

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">So. Down to brass tacks. Underground Again is the map -- last call. Anyone want this guy?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Bast Lia

VAE:<font color="#000000">the more I listen to that song the more I love it

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Ah there we are.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ec Tisia

Miron:<font color="#000000">Hey, I want up front

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Not I.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Can't do fuck from behind

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">I guess I can take him lia

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Okay, who's got a good throwing arm for a thirty-pound projectile?&quot;


 * Gamal-Junayd points one blade at serrier, one at tomiko &quot;Bet one of those two.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;After Shankfang or I activate the device, someone's going to need to chuck it down that thing's gullet before it deploys, if you like having a close relationship with your hands.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Anyone want some Enlarge Person?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I could throw it, indeed.&quot;


 * Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather looks to Miron during the walk. &quot;Not often you see other normal-sized folk in the brotherhood, friend.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She raises a brow.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;You know what they say, brother. Strongest poison's kept in the small bottles.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..If it's a bomb or something.. I usually spend half of combat on fire.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;And that's why there's few of us.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Not really that great with Mazian tech.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's not a bomb. This time.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu vouldn't hef to vorry about dat, hennyvay. Hy'll be turnink it on.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;It's something with a bit more....rage, shall we say. Very sharp and shreddy.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Where do you happen to be from? Yoriver or outside?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just pass it to whoever will throw it right after you activate it, Shankfang.&quot;

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">He snorts with laugher. &quot;True that, brother. Outside. Care to talk over a stiff drink when this is over?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;They'll have about eight seconds to throw it before it starts.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Sure. Know any good places?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hokay!&quot;

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">&quot;Depends on what's left standing.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Lets see. Tomis Throw attack bonus would be +13.

Serrierr:<i><font color="#000000">But do you even lift??

</i>Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">Ownership given to Railock, if you want to look itover.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I haven't been in Yoriver for somesuch fifty. . things change.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">...I'm sorry that was bad.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Do you even ask? Brushgather lifts

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">THAT'S HOW WE ROLL.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Was talking to Tomi. :B

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Well, sorta, it

Glitch:<font color="#000000">was an OOC comment

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl downs a potion of Greater Magic Fang.

VAE:<font color="#000000">So was mine

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Swallowtail scoot a little please. :B

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Lazarus twins, form up. We're drawing close.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;But, already gonna be taking Lyle and Igor, and Anise .. and where four fit, a fifth one can find his place.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Question.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Are Purple Worms immune to fire?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Bast. 123 HP

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hahah

VAE:<font color="#000000">And AC 30

VAE:<font color="#000000">Brushgather lifts

Ghostwish: <font color="#9900ff">(( afk a bit, bio ))

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">Both of you staying back there, Lazaruses?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">No, just eyeballing the formation.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Giant Killing Style go.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Ahem?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom is satisfied with middle rank.

Edaric:<font color="#000000">The DM's trying to open my character sheet, hold on. &gt;:d

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 13 + 4 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Couldn't tell you.. I don't think anyone has faced one of these before. Besides Max. And maybe Altonor.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Don't know, but Max seemed to suggest that they weren't a problem for fire-breathing dragons.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot; Fire-breathing dragons...? &quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;.&gt; &quot;... Maxissoren is a gold dragon we've had occasion to speak with a few times.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;An aquaintance of ours is a dragonfriend.&quot; Gnogglebolt says quickly

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">too late. :B

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">&quot;An actual dragon?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Focus.&quot; |D;


 * Tomiko Lazarus huffs in amusement.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">You stole my line. :\ *brick'd*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I'll tell you later.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd whispers: is terry and max brother/sister or what relation? can't remember

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;Alright, are we ready? If the thing's still alseep, we might be able to get somewhat close to it...move lightly...&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">okay i guess I'll stop moving myself. &gt;.&gt;

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Explosive errors formation, go!

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( Why did my pointer get information on the purple worm for a second? ))

GM:<font color="#000000">Given enough time, you get back to the cavern...

You whisper to Railock: Brother and sister. Terri is Max's younger sister.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...because you found it, I think. &gt;.&gt; I found an area to mouseover that makes the portrait come up. &gt;.&gt;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Depending on our luck...we might have Max's sister scry on us during this trek. almost suprised she didn't try during the raid on the leaden mace headquarters...wonder if her grandfather locked the crystal ball up better.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(I was about to just say &quot;random Maptool glitch&quot; but I didn't want to blame it for something that wasn't its fault for once. &gt;.&gt; Well, kinda....)

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;.... Say, guys?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Guys.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Mm?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Mnyes?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000"> &quot;What&quot;?small&gt;

Miron:<font color="#000000"> &quot;What&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;When the Braxton halfling reported in, didn't she say that there was a dead erinyes in this room?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;... Where is it now?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;She did.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Ja...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It ate it. Maybe.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Was that before or after the worm came through?&quot;

Ghostwish: <font color="#9900ff">(( back ))

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;There is indeed quite an absence of worm here...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It had to be this place. We did leave a dead erinyes in.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Cause if before...I'd bet it had a snack.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Oh sonofabitch -- you mean they leave corpses when you kill them?&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus seems miffed. *bricked*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;They do, apparently.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Unless it wasn't dead. Fuck.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can check the walls and rocks, see if there are any patches that have been mulched recently...&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;It may mean that --&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;But.. are there any other caverns like this? Malcanthet's winged cunt.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">CRASSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">... I should not have gotten the image of the DM pantimining that exactly like the token art. |P

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">HOLD YOUR GROUND. KEEP ARGUING.

Purple Worm:<font color="#000000">A head suddenly bursts out of the wall to the right!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Six dicks of Hextor! TAKE COVER&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;I spy, with my elven eyes, something that starts with GEEZUS KILL IT!!!&quot;

Purple Worm:<font color="#000000">And good LORD look at all those teeth! INITIATIVE!

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((dexterity-10)/2) = 17 + floor((17 - 10) / 2) = 20&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; initiative!

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 6 + 3 = 9&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; Init.

Purple Worm:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20-2 = 15 - 2 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 11 + 5 = 16&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; initiative!

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">:C

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;ShankfangactivateitandgiveittoSerrierr!&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Well looks like we can check it's stomach for feathers afterwards!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 12 + 0 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;


 * Tomiko Lazarus pivots on her boot heel. And smirks. Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 10 + 2 = 12&#160;  &#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 19 + 1 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 13 + 1 = 14&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(Initiative Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 4 + 9 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 14 + 9 = 23&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Init &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 10 + 4 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 5 + 2 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;HOLY --!!&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">.......

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">DM why are both the elven hounds here. |D

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I was about to ask you. :P

Glitch:<font color="#000000">You know, I was wondering that!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Schei&#223;e.&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I saw that back at the temple.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Is it time for fightink now? &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 3 + 5 = 8&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Initiative!

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 14 + 3 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 3 + 4 = 7&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Okay, I see Miron is quite late up the init order

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 10 + 3 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Sunnova why do I always get shit initiative rolls? D|

VAE:<font color="#000000">gonna make another bathroom break,because my guts decided running is the best birthday celebration

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Try to draw it out of the wall!&quot;

Swallowtail has received initiative.Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">oooo. nice token art.

Purple Worm:<font color="#000000">The creature roars, thrashing its head about on the wall, ripping open a larger tunnel!

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I like the color of its scales.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I might ask a coat be made of it if we can find some that aren't so heavy.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Talk to Tim! He probably knows a tailor!&quot;

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Swallowtail does not react especially badly to being ambushed by a 30 ton predator, considering. But she definitely does not look as though she is pleased with her current predicament. Shot 1: &#171; &#160;1d20+12 = 13 + 12 = 25&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+5d6 = 2 + 11 = 13&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Shot 2: &#171;  &#160;1d20+7 = 3 + 7 = 10&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+5d6 = 3 + 21 = 24&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Swallowtail: <font color="#ff0000">(( Done. ))

Purple Worm:<font color="#000000">The first bolt hits, for whatever little that does against a creature this size.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">It has DR? |O

Tathi has received initiative.Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Also level me.


 * Swallowtail is bricked.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi gives out a quick shot, throwing her hands up, and everyone within 50 feet of her, as long as they're not more than 30 feet apart, gains a fiery halo over their bodies! Strike us now, suckers.

GM:<font color="#000000">Sorry! D:

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gigantic worm with several-inch-thick hide? yeah, it's got DR, I think. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;ActuallyjustlemmegrabitoutofyourpackShankfangI'llactivateit.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">can we stand on the grey area that doesn't have VBL on it?

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Did any of that movement provoke an AoO/

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">I think she was alluding more to its ocean of HP.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">But who knows, fiends.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You can, though it's dense rubble.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">or is there like...one frigging place for melee?

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey Tomi...think you can pull that beast out of it's hole?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Think? I'd bet on it.&quot; And since apparently not? Done.

Gnogglebolt has received initiative.Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt reaches up onto Shankfang's backpack and and grabs hold of the giant metal ball, and pulls out out (move action?), then rapidly pulls the ripcord several times to wind it up... Use Tech Device: &#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 5 + 18 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; MR 2 DC 20

VAE:<font color="#000000">back

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Uhhh probably not; it's sort of too big for... grabbing.&quot; Even Tomi, who counts as a Large creature for grappling, cannot legally offensively grapple a Gargantuan creature. You're flat out not allowed to try. It's too big.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Standard action, and then Gnogglebolt lifts it high over his head. &quot;Take it, Serrierr!&quot; And end turn.

Gamal-Junayd whispers: the spell/spell at start is domain right? can I pick which are memorized or are they set?

You whisper to Railock: Yep. You can pick which are memorized.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;What if you were bigger? Someone mentioned enlargeing people...&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">The device starts ticking...

Tokens dropped onto map 'Yoriver - Underground Again'MR. KORD:<b><font color="#9900FF">WHICH IS TOTALLY BULLSHIT

</b>Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Wouldn't work on me anyways.&quot; She falls into a fighting stance. &quot;Just kill it.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">your immune to enlarge person? damnit. was just abuot to cast that on you.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Technically, it's already cast on me. So yes, I'm immune. By bonuses would not go up.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">well then, taking advantage of the fact it's still flat footed as it hasn't gone yet to move into position without AoO's, and then strike once.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">For the record, I am not immune to enlarge person.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">:D

Purple Worm:<font color="#000000">It's too preoccupied with opening up the wall to strike. Enjoy your free shot.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hmm

VAE:<font color="#000000">I wonder how safe is to bring it on with Earth Reaver in here

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">Fisting! &#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 12 + 17 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d10+6+2d6 = 7 + 6 + 7 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; nonlethal damage. and 1 str damage. nonlethal strike + crippling strike, as it is vulnerable to sneak attack atm.


 * Thomas Lazarus watches in sort of.. struck amazement as commander scary eyeball advances on this horrifying super-predator, with nothing more than his human strength and training, and.. punches it.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">...Roy is fisting the worm.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Why brain.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Knew someone was gonna say it. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">AHAHAHA

Thomas Lazarus:<i><font color="#FF0000">He's scary enough to be Ashmore. He's definitely going to be commander. =3=;;;

</i>Glitch:<font color="#000000">I expected it to be Ghost, though. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ghost? Am I not perverted enough for you?


 * VAE disappoint

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Sorry. My Drayco card got suspended.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">I was caught at a women's rights meeting.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;What are you waiting for?!&quot; he snaps. &quot;Before it burrows away!&quot;

Aelian has received initiative.Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">(sorry)

GM:<font color="#000000">Vonain, Thomas, and Gamal, you're on deck!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;-- Buah-- --err--yes sir!&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Aelian nocks two arrows at once and fires at the giant purple worm!! &#171; &#160;1d20+15-4 = 12 + 15 - 4 = 23&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; and &#171;  &#160;1d20+15-4 = 6 + 15 - 4 = 17&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d8+3 = 8 + 3 = 11&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187;!

VAE:<font color="#000000">and, hahah. Magic creature, meaning Dark Knowledge will likely work


 * VAE happylynx's

Purple Worm:<font color="#000000">The first arrow strikes -- the seocnd one just riccochets off its plated hide!

Vonain (Goldeneye) has received initiative.Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Ohboy.&quot; Vonain immediately takes flight and wings away a bit of a distance, before energy collects in his right hand and he lets it lance out in a focused beam! RTA &#171; &#160;1d20+10 = 18 + 10 = 28&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;, damage &#171;  &#160;5d6 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;You know...theres one way to make sure it can't get away....If we all jumped inside it's mouth and cut our way to it's heart from the inside. Risky...but it'd mean it couldn't just burrow away....&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">(I am 10 feet in the air btw)

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">End turn, unless it got an AoO on me.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I can bring its tunnel down on its arse behind.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Remember what I did to break that summoning circle?&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Yyyyeaahhh you can get right on that.&quot;

Purple Worm:<font color="#000000">Another chip off the armor!

Thomas Lazarus has received initiative.Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;You might be confused for a Kordite with such a go-getting attitude if it weren't for the blatant idiocy of that plan.&quot; Serrierr says offhand to Gamal.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">On second thought, not moving.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What does it count as then. Erythnuulite?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Not exposing Ed to that. =w=;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;They tend to like hearts, all in all.&quot;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">you know it can just reach past you right. |D;;;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Hoo-boy.. &quot; Thomas looks up at the coiling monster and makes a few hand-signs. The party gets a holy barrier protecting them. Mass Aid. &#171; &#160;1d8+13 = 5 + 13 = 18&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; temporary HP for all.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well why would it? &gt;&gt;;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Actually, yeah. That sounds like something an Erythnullian might do.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">liatai. the deep rubble. does that mean it costs double to move through it? and if so is there a way to tumble at full speed through it or something?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">It costs double. Lemme copy the SRD.

VAE:<font color="#000000">. . . Bast

VAE:<font color="#000000">I just realized smething

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas also quickly invokes a second spell as his eyes flash blue. (Quickened Divine Favor.) He holds his sword up and makes ready for a terrible assault.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#000000">Dense Rubble The ground is covered with debris of all sizes. It costs 2 squares of movement to enter a square with dense rubble. Dense rubble adds 5 to the DC of Balance and Tumble checks, and it adds 2 to the DC of Move Silently checks.

Thomas Lazarus: <font color="#ff0000">(( Done. ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">You know how I always been joking with Miron using Force Palm?

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.VAE:<font color="#000000">Well Earth Reaver is Ancientpower

VAE:<font color="#000000">Dude has a moveset

VAE:<font color="#000000">(Special rock attack)

Liatai:<font color="#000000">XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">What'd Wrack count as.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">since I have a high jump can he just simulate jumping/bouncing through it, or double cost to move through no matter what?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Double cost no matter what. It's raining rocks. ^^;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Jump movement still counts as base movement, and it's still harder than normal terrtain.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">Initiating dance. he's dancing his way towards the worm, weaving his blades, 1st attack all merciful (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 3 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+21+AMod = 3 + 21 + 1 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+9+DMod = Dam = (11 + 9 + 0) = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">2nd (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 3 = 3&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+21+AMod = 3 + 21 + 1 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+8+DMod = Dam = (4 + 8 + 0) = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">3rd and final cause I'm out of move after this (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 19 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+16+AMod = 19 + 16 + 1 = 36&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 2d6+9+DMod = Dam = (8 + 9 + 0) = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) Crit Threat! (Confirmation Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+16+AMod = 19 + 16 + 1 = 36&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Crit Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam +1d6+9+DMod = 17 + 1 + 9 + 0 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Ghostwish: <font color="#9900ff">(( brb, snack ))

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">and done

Purple Worm:<font color="#000000">Gamal lands three solid slashes on the creature, drawing blood amid the rain of stone fragments!

Serrierr has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">The sky is falling! The sky is falling! *brick'd*

GM:<font color="#000000">Serrierr, your move!

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Come on.. come ooon..&quot; She's slightly stooped, poised to strike.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr, with his large size and long arms, simply plucks the ball-device from Gnogglebolt's outstretched hands and cocks his arm back in a throwing stands. Readied action: Chuck the thing straight at the monster as soon as it opens it's mouth wide and stays still for just a moment. DM fiat, essentially.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Well probably during one of its bite attacks.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Likely.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">...fortunately, that's next.

Purple Worm:<font color="#000000">What Rin said -- speaking of which, here they come!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Then the moment it opens up..

Purple Worm:<font color="#000000">The creature's head whips north -- &#171; &#160;1d20+25 = 11 + 25 = 36&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; at Roy for &#171;  &#160;2d8+12 = 11 + 12 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; BITE, and at the same time --

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heNnroJOG9o

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">TOSS! Ranged Attack roll: &#171; &#160;1d20+12+3 = 4 + 12 + 3 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Up to DM to determine what the &quot;AC&quot; is,. if it's like I'm throwing at a square, or touch AC, or what...

Purple Worm:<font color="#000000">Its tail whips through its newly-created gap toward Gamal! &#171; &#160;1d20+25 = 10 + 25 = 35&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;2d6+6 = 4 + 6 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; -- and if that hits, you'll want to roll Fort.

Purple Worm:<font color="#000000">It grabs ahold of Roy -- &#171; &#160;1d20+40 = 7 + 40 = 47&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; versus &#171;  &#160;1d20+20 = 12 + 20 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;, basically rolling for twenties and ones.

Purple Worm:<font color="#000000">The good news -- Serrierr's aim was true!

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Does the device successfully sail down the thing's throat, though? &gt;.&gt;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">ah yay :D

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">*be-boo* Wizard, your fireshield takes effect a couple times.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">The bad news?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">FIREWALL, GO!

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(Fortitude Save : &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 6 + 9 = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Tokens dropped onto map 'World Map'Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">the bad news is I'm probably poisoned

Glitch:<font color="#000000">no I think Roy just got nom'd D:

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">The bad news -- now the Leaden Mace lieutenant is about half in, half out of that gaping maw, struggling to push against the swallowing maw against its teeth. Well, not the ones that are currently impaling him, but the ones nearby.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">though that's bad too. :B

Purple Worm:<font color="#000000">And yes, Gamal, you're poisoned. &#171; &#160;1d6 = 5&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Strength damage!

Otto Werner:<font color="#FF0000">The foe is forced to enter terrible flames to make their attack. &#171; &#160;1d6+11 = 4 + 11 = 15&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Fire damage.

Otto Werner:<font color="#FF0000">The foe is forced to enter terrible flames to make their attack. &#171; &#160;1d6+11 = 3 + 11 = 14&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; Fire damage.

Otto Werner:<font color="#FF0000">You're welcome. =3U *bricked*

Liatai:<font color="#000000">X3

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot; C'mon, c'mon, c'mon....&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Device will activate on my next initiative turn.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">Thank you, High Commander. AAAGH this is not pleasant. DX

Tomiko Lazarus has received initiative.Ghostwish: <font color="#9900ff">(( back ))

Ghostwish: <font color="#9900ff">(( who got eaten!? oh. ))

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">roy's eaten, gamal was poisoned for 5 str

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Can you get him out, Tomiko?&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">There's a lot of yelling -- you're pretty sure you caught some Dwarven and Orcish profanities in there.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Sorry, distractions. |D;

Miron:<font color="#000000">I sure would get the dwarven ones.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She darts forward. Tumble! &#171; &#160;1d20+19 = 13 + 19 = 32&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ooh, Hy know dat vun!&quot; :B

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; We'll see .&quot; That's about all the warning the creature gets before the warrior ignites in an explosion of fury and ki-power, and sends a wall-shattering punch sailing straight for its gut!

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Haste, Aid, Elder Mountain Hammer, Burning Blade, 12-point Power Attack, Rage. &#171; &#160;1d20+23+2+1+1-12 = 20 + 23 + 2 + 1 + 1 - 12 = 35&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;3d6+1d6+6d6+1d6+5+12+10 = 15 + 5 + 23 + 2 + 5 + 12 + 10 = 72&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Purple Worm:<font color="#000000">CRIT!

VAE:<font color="#000000">woo

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Going to be tough to follow that act.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Is this really happening again &#171; &#160;1d20+23+2+1+1-12 = 4 + 23 + 2 + 1 + 1 - 12 = 19&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;72+3d6+10+12 = 72 + 7 + 10 + 12 = 101&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">But follow it I will.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">And fail.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah *sigh*

Purple Worm:<font color="#000000">.... Tomi. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Did she kill it?

Purple Worm:<font color="#000000">You ALMOST.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ABHAHAHAH

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">That doesn't confirm, right?

Purple Worm:<font color="#000000">ALMOST DID IT.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You're shitting me.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">Crabtank: I know that feel, bro.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">gamal did close to 50. roy did 20, aelian did some as well. then the bomb, now 100

VAE:<font color="#000000">well, 16 HD only goes so far

Miron has received initiative.Serrierr:<font color="#000000">As Serrierr watches the spectacle...his jaw drops down. Anyone looking witnesses an Eladrin actually dumbstruck for a moment.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Is it still able to fight?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I'm not even gonna get a turn. &gt;:

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heNnroJOG9o

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Aaaaaand I've got to go take care of things for a moment. Yes, Sszeyl, though it sure looks dazed. Its movements seem far more sluggish.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Rocking so hard.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Let us finish it. The inquisitor raises his hands above his head. &quot;For it is written the earth itself shall tremble and spit fire the lawless and unholy, I command in Saint Cuthbert's holy name... BREAK&quot;  he punches the ground where he's standing.... and a massive inferno surges from the ground.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">And if Thomas in particular looks over his shoulder, he sees that dropped jaw turn back into a very wide smile...one that Thomas likely would be able to recognize as 'attraction'. &quot; Oh....oh yes. I like that.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">And actually the bomb hasn't done anything -yet-. :B

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">and it's not even a bomb. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;3d6 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Fire and &#171;  &#160;4d6 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; physical damage as the earth trembles and spits fire and shards that rip into the worm

Miron:<font color="#000000">Dice, fuck you.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Hah.&quot; She grins wolfishly, ki-fire rolling over her shoulders and sputtering between teeth. That punch was strong enough to implode a prison wall!!

Miron:<font color="#000000">End turn, I suppose. This isn't worth spending a dark knowledge on as-is.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi looks thoughtfully at Tomiko. &quot;You know. I might be able to turn her into an elf and draft her as my general.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Aelian looks uneasy. He can't tell if she was serious or not.

Purple Worm:<font color="#000000">Even so, that was enough.


 * Thomas Lazarus sweeps his sword forward. &quot;It's not dead yet; you can be weird when it--&quot;

Purple Worm:<font color="#000000">A rock from the ceiling becomes dislodged -- CRACK!

Tokens dropped onto map 'Yoriver - Underground Again'Rowen Angelos:<font color="#990000">Oi, get your eyes offa mah girl! &gt;:O

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;... Oh I guess it is dead.&quot; Sword lowered.

Gamal-Junayd whispers: and I'm the one you said was too op and needed to change chars :)

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Not yet.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Shut up you're not even canon.,

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Aww.&quot; &gt;:

Purple Worm:<font color="#000000">It lands just behind its head -- and it falls forward.


 * Gamal-Junayd dances to the side and away

Rowen Angelos:<font color="#990000">Don't make me get my mecha! I swear I'll do it!

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;....Well!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Seems like Saint Cuthbert is smiling on us today.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Commander! Are you seriously injured??&quot; He shouts.

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( Well the urge to rp just went out like a balloon. ))

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;I guess tthat takes care of--&quot; click

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy vanted to shoot it.&quot; &gt;:

VAE:<font color="#000000">sorry


 * Roy Stanford growls, and with a final shout and push, RIPS himself out of the creature's maw.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">Panting; &quot;Not... dead yet. Its breath... lingers.&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">bzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;There's easy help to that. Sszeyl?&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...wat is that.&quot; o_o

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hyu might vant to step back now.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Or not..&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;What is that noise.&quot; o_O

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Iz gonna get messy.&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Wha..&quot; 

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Suddenly, the limp body probably starts writhing as what Shankfang recognizes as the sound of many sawblades going off, albiet very muffled.


 * Gamal-Junayd then sits down and, depending where the wound is, attempts to suck the poison out of his wound. if he can't get it his mouth to it, he just tries to wrap something around it to slow the poison

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl casually picks up Miron and Ed.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck. The bomb.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Dat, mein friends...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">And uses them too shield himself.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Iz de sound of science.&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;Hey!

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck Science&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;It sounds like an arse working overtime.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Hey! No using my friend as a gore shield!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;5d6 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;5d6 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;5d6 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;5d6 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;5d6 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tomiko Lazarus:<b><font color="#FF0000">&quot;I--&quot;

</b><font color="#FF0000"> GORE-WAVE'D.

Purple Worm:<font color="#000000">... well that did it. Gooey, bloody chunks fly EVERYWHERE.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">|D

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;I...feel a little woosy guys....&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good job, Gnogglebolt.&quot;


 * Sszeyl lets them go when the gore has passed.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Ah, Hy luf de sound uf science.&quot; |3

Purple Worm:<font color="#000000">Thanks for the reminder. Roll Fort again, Gamal.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">A part of the creature's hide starts bulging outward, when suddenly it tears in a bloody spray as the ball-device, now with many circular saws deployped, pops out and hops around like a bloody angry frog on crack.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(Fortitude Save : &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 18 + 9 = 27&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">oh thank the lord

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Mother of trees..&quot; Tathi mutters, sticking her tongue out in disgust.. &quot;Well. That saves the problem of carving it up, now doesn't it?&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Then the device slows down, the saws stop spinning, and the thing putters to a stop.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Well, was a bit late, but it worked...&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">=w=;;;;;;;; She's completely plastered in exotic-colored worm blood, sinewy flesh bits, and chitin plates.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;What sort of sadistic madman would ever consider making such a thing!?&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;It vorked quite vell.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;What works, is right, Tathi.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Gnogglebolt. he made one...&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">CRASSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&gt;.&gt;;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&quot;A gnome who doesn't like the idea of being eaten by things bigger than he is. -3- &quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Now let's not fuck a-&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Eh, dere are spells dat do vorse, Hy', sure.&quot;


 * Sszeyl is perfectly clean thanks to Miron and Ed.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">*Hy'm

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;ACK WHAT.&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus jumps!

Purple Worm 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20-2 = 20 - 2 = 18&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;...Huh.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Six dicks of Hextor in Malcanthet's winged cunt.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Oh, its mate.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi whirls around. &quot;What.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;How many of these are there?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Lovely.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;He hes a friend.&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;Oh not good.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">And Tathi's right there.

Purple Worm 2:<b><font color="#000000">RRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARRRRRRR

</b>Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">She gonn' die.

Swallowtail has received initiative.Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;If they have a nest somewhere...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<b><font color="#990000">&quot;Shootink time!&quot;

</b><font color="#990000"> 83

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">HEY.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">'Guck...fuck...wuck....ah duck I do'nt feel myself...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">NOT FAIR.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">WELL, WELL, WELL. CELERITY IS USELESS, HUH? *bricked away!*

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;This town will need a thorough checking. A druid or five wouldn't be bad.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">Want to reroll init?

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">NO.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Nah.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">I'm good with keeping init.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">you healers ahd a minute and you didn't come to the aid of the poisoned guy

GM:<font color="#000000">Okay~

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">If tomiko kills it again, what the hell.

GM:<font color="#000000">Swallowtail!

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">I think we should reroll

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">*whaps Rin away* I bought it, you retard. I have NOT added it yet!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">My init sucks, though. &gt;:

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">I'll just play some TFU until it's my turn.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Actually I was about to, but we got ambushed before I typed walking over to you. |D;

GM:<font color="#000000">Hmm. I say, let's reroll.

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 7 + 9 = 16&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">DAMN YOU.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Initiative: &#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 3 + 2 = 5&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+floor((dexterity-10)/2) = 13 + floor((17 - 10) / 2) = 16&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; initiative!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 2 + 1 = 3&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">(Initiative Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+9 = 13 + 9 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 6 + 5 = 11&#160; <font color="#9900FF">&#187; initiative!

Miron:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+0 = 10 + 0 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 14 + 3 = 17&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Reroll? Oh fine... &#171; &#160;1d20+1 = 1 + 1 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Woo. :o

Gnogglebolt:<b><font color="#000000">fuk

</b>Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 14 + 3 = 17&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+3 = 7 + 3 = 10&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">same init....

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">You know what we must do.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Init: &#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 15 + 4 = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">ONE TWO THREE FOUR I DECLARE A THUMB WAR

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+4 = 20 + 4 = 24&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+2 = 20 + 2 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Show me what you got, shorty.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Oh hell, you know what I forgot?

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">That worm better reroll too! &gt;:(

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Lia, please roll one round of Swallowed damage on the device, acid and crushing separately.

Purple Worm 2:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20-2 = 14 - 2 = 12&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">I gave it a crapton of bonus hardness and HP for this reason.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Is it time for fightink now? &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 1 + 5 = 6&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Initiative!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">OH COME ON.

Roy Stanford whispers: at least it's not pathfinders purple worm poison, still dc 25, but you roll 1/round for 6 rounds, takes 3 in a row to be cured, and does 1d4 each time. max of 6d4 str.

Purple Worm:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;2d8+12 = 13 + 12 = 25&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; plus 8 acid.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas looks around quickly. &quot;..!!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Commander are you hurt?&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;MOTHERFUCKER!!! Tathi! Back! Now!&quot;

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;(25-10)+8 = 25 - 10 + 8 = 23&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; total damage taken (acid bypasses most object hardness)

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;60-23 = 60 - 23 = 37&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Not enough to count!&quot; he shouts back.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Why, RNG. Why must you insist on giving me shitty initiative rolls?

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">...that's actually even more lethal than I expected.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">He rounds on the new worm. &quot;Good enough for me..&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Vonain why are you on my dog. |D

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">shankfang, know what this means? you need to take improved init on your next char

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Because I'm flyinnnnng~

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">10 feet up. :B

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Ah. can't see your caption.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">yeah, darn vbl. :/

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Darn maptools more like it. Ya'd think that should float, doncha think?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Naw, all my feats are taken up by Metamagics and the like.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Yeah, I've thought that too, lables should be on the topmost rendering layer.

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">Buuuuut JAVA~

Teeny Rin:<i><font color="#FF0000">Thanks, Obama.

</i>Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">&quot;DUCK!&quot; &#171; &#160;1d20+4+10-1+2 = 11 + 4 + 10 - 1 + 2 = 26&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">BOING!

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;GOOSE&quot;


 * VAE brick'd

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Springheel Jack.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Glitch, labels, not lables

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">Pardon while I check to see if Sudden Leap counts as a running start or not.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Labels, my bad.

VAE:<font color="#000000">And I absolutely shouldn't have read it as labia, and gone WTF for about three seconds

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">In itself, no, it does not.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Leaping Dragon stance does.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Running Tiger Leaping Dragon? :B

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">Ten feet is still good.


 * Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather bounces off Sszeyl's shoulders and leaps into the fray!

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot; Aelian did a halfling just clear your head and land in front of the worm? &quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Don't care please get back.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">x3

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">Elder... Mountain... HAMMER! &#171; &#160;1d20+18 = 11 + 18 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; for &#171;  &#160;1d6+7+1d6+6d6 = 2 + 7 + 2 + 20 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Gamal-Junayd has received initiative.Tokens dropped onto map 'Yoriver - Underground Again'Lazarus:<font color="#9900FF">I feel like Nikola Tesla. I should have copy righted yelling elder mountain hammer.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Silence, slave boy.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">First off, take ten on kip up (DC 35 tumble to stand as free action) then dance again...this time, activating burning blade, have to make up my damage somewhere all damage merciful. &quot;O

Glitch:<font color="#000000">....you mean there isn't actually separate Mountain Hammer and Elder Mountain Hammer techniques?

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She flicks some goopy yellow/green insect gore off of herself distastefully while watching.

VAE:<font color="#000000">No

Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather:<font color="#000000">&quot;Are you going to stand there gawking, or make space for the warriors, elves?&quot; The halfling draws back his blade after that blow, leaving a trail of blood and frost.

VAE:<font color="#000000">the second is what old people do

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;I'm probably gonna regret getting it's attention again....

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Not bad.. for someone half my size.&quot; |3

VAE:<font color="#000000">bast, pity miron rolled such a low init

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">No there is. It's just lazarus there did it first (to no effect I might add |D) and now everyone's doing it. XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">Dazing it would be neat.

VAE:<font color="#000000">as-is not worth it

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">1st strike (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 2 = 2&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+21+AMod = 2 + 21 + -1 = 22&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+9+DMod = Dam = (14 + 9 + -2) = 21&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Hey, it was still cool. It was just even cooler as I parried it.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">We had a full DBZ engagement. You just lost. |D

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">going in under it's huge bulk. 2nd strike (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 13 = 13&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+21+AMod = 13 + 21 + -1 = 33&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+8+DMod = Dam = (8 + 8 + -1) = 15&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Purple Worm 2:<font color="#000000">Still all merciful?

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">3rd strike (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 14 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+16+AMod = 14 + 16 + -1 = 29&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+9+DMod = Dam = (9 + 9 + -2) = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">yes

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">4th strike (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 20 = 20&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+16+AMod = 20 + 16 + -1 = 35&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+8+DMod = Dam = (12 + 8 + -1) = 19&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) Crit Threat! (Confirmation Roll : &#171; &#160;1d20+16+AMod = 18 + 16 + -1 = 33&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Crit Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam +1d6+8+DMod = 19 + 6 + 8 + -1 = 32&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;)

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">under it's bulk again, 5th strike. (d20 Roll: &#171; &#160;Roll = 1d20 = Roll = 6 = 6&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Attack Roll : &#171;  &#160;Roll+11+AMod = 6 + 11 + -1 = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) (Damage Roll: &#171;  &#160;Dam = 3d6+9+DMod = Dam = (9 + 9 + -2) = 16&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;) ''

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">and back off with my last 5 feet of movement and I hope it doesn't try and eat me...

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">done

Edaric has received initiative.Edaric:<font color="#000000">&quot;How many more can there be?! This town's not that big!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot; Please do not ask that. &quot; =3=;;;;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I fear they might have a nest somewhere.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;The underdarks a big place, and if they possessed em, they could bring em in from far away, couldn't they?&quot;

Edaric:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+20 = 17 + 20 = 37&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Inspire Courage! +3 on all that Inspire Courage goodness.

Vonain (Goldeneye) has received initiative.Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">MAKE MY BUFF LINES GROOWWWWWW

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot; Idonotlikethis. &quot; Vonain, still in the air, flies back yet again to escape the reach of the raging worm! Once he's gotten a suitable distance above the ramp, he lances out with his eldritch energy once more! RTA &#171; &#160;1d20+10+3 = 18 + 10 + 3 = 31&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; damage &#171;  &#160;5d6 = 14&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">end turn, unless AoO.

Purple Worm 2:<font color="#000000">Another drop in the bucket!

Sszeyl has received initiative.GM:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl time!

Burmice:<font color="#000000">Go and make our race proud. Well. As much as a man can manage.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Just remember;

VAE:<font color="#000000">You, shut up or I'll delete you and slap you back when there's actually a reason for your presence.

Teeny Rin:<i><font color="#FF0000">Fisting.

</i>* Teeny Rin is bricked into the stars!!

Burmice:<font color="#000000">You wouldn't. Because we both know you can't be arsed to stat me again. =3=


 * VAE sigh. You win.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">I'll do it! Class: Commoner...

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">I live.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Aelian, was it? You and your dog should move out of the way...&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl looks up at the beast, and just moves. His left arm explodes in light, Gold at first...but turning purple around the edges and growing inward. As he walks, huge chunks of ground explode and form into dust which circles as he passes. All Lawful holy symbols jerk toward him, while glowing a poisonous purple. As the dust envelops Sszeyl, his eyes start to glow a malevolent red, which pierces the dust. And then suddenly the red eyes are joined by two other sets, and growing far off of where they could be. Suddenly a great red metal wing cuts through the dust cloud, revealing a monstrous form of metal meshed with the drowman. His torso covered with red scales of differing hues, the Seal affixed to the armored neck surrounded by what looks like metallic scar tissue. From his head grows a long neck topped with the head of a red dragon, and the same with his arms. A few slits near the base of the neck are where his head would be normally. The three dragon heads move on their own, mouths open, metal tongues scrapping against fangs. On his back are two small metalic wings which twitch occasionally. Then, without a roar or preamble, it pounces the beast. &#171; &#160;1d20+12+2+2+1+5 = 13 + 12 + 2 + 2 + 1 + 5 = 35&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d10+6+2+10d6+4 = 5 + 6 + 2 + 30 + 4 = 47&#160; <font color="#0000FF">&#187;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Tathi first!&quot; Aelian snaps.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">no tathi. you know you want to go class aristocrat. If only to say your noble and be a bitch about it


 * Tomiko Lazarus dons a straight face suddenly.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Oh..?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;. . . &quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">I was talking about Burnine you s'vit. XP


 * You roll to yourself: 155-47 =&gt; 155 - 47 = 108Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Sszeyl by His Blade and Bow what have you become!?&quot;

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;....Thomas, is that bad?&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">oh I thought it ws what you were threatening to make if lia one shot oyu

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&quot;That doesn't look like his seal-thing is under control to me.&quot;

Burmice:<font color="#000000">. . .*commoner*? *me*?

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">I'd mail her centipedes for a year.

Swallowtail:<font color="#000000">&quot; ... Swan Song... is this... you...? &quot; o_o

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;That isn't the seal.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The dragon is a being of chaos. This...&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Just look&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ahhhhhh--IIIII--&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">*points to his holy symbol, which all but tears itself off his neck in its attempt to fly at Sszeyl*

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Dunno!!&quot; |D;;;;;;;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;He is one with the holy laws.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;It looks plenty like a monster of chaos to me.&quot; Roy pulls himself to his feet. &gt;8|

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;If it doesn't disapear with the worm, we can always take care of it later..but right now, worm first!&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Contain it.&quot;

Ghostwish: <font color="#9900ff">(( I really need to get to bed.. 5 am tomorrow ))

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ah well

VAE:<font color="#000000">And here I thought we'll finish tonight

Ghostwish: <font color="#9900ff">(( luckily this is the only time this is happening, as I wil be locked to a tuesday to saturday shift, mornings, from then on out. ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Well we've demonstrated that this won't be a terribly long battle.


 * Roy Stanford gets in position to defend!

Swallowtail has received initiative.Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">but but..finishign yoriver...

Glitch:<font color="#000000">yeah not gonna happen tonight.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">this isn;t finishing. XP

GM:<font color="#000000">Next session. =3=;

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">We still have a count, remember?

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">What's that you say?

Glitch:<font color="#000000">THE FAFFING GRANDMASTERS STRIKE AGAIN

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Faffing about for another four sessions?

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Youuuu betcha.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">So.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Did I make a dent?

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">:3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">We coulda done it if someones didn't faff about so much at the start of the session. &gt;:|

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">FIRE UP THE FAFF MOBILE GOOD SIR.

GM:<font color="#000000">A SIGNIFICANT dent!

GM:<font color="#000000">Swallowtail, care to strike it down?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Who faffed about?

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Okay, preemptively, how much reach does this worm have?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Oh wah, I was playing the game. You coulda RP'd instead of just being nowhere and doing nothing on the entire map. =3=

Purple Worm 2:<font color="#000000">That looks like a very long neck.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">(Honestly, I'd be glad if I can get so much as half of this level of faffing about in any game I DM. People roleplaying around on their own means they are engaged in the game.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Give me numbers before I drown you in loremaster rolls!

GM:<font color="#000000">Let Swallowtail go first.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">ghost. assume for most monsters they have reach equal to their space.

Tathi: <font color="#9900ff">(( Glitch: During their vacation, we had, what, 3 straight sessions of nothing but RP in their village on DF? ))

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">I completely did not notice my turn. &gt;.&gt;;;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">so a rough guide would be about 20 feet on this guy. might have more, might have less, but that's a rough guide

GM:<font color="#000000">OOPS

VAE:<font color="#000000">haha wat

Glitch:<font color="#000000">BWAH GIANTMINK

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">ROFLROFLROFL

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahahaha

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">WHAT IS THIS

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">WHAT IS THIS?!

Glitch:<font color="#000000">IT'S THE SQUIGGLEH RUN

VAE:<font color="#000000">So that's where the purple worms came from

Glitch:<font color="#000000">WE DID NOT PREPARE FOR THIS

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;An incubus&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">FUCK THIS IM OUT *teleport*

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">DIABOLISM.

GM:<font color="#000000">I CAN'T FIND THE TOKEN XD

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">purple worms are minkbabies?

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Demons from the depths of abyss!&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">I am so screenshotting this. XD

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( You have another one right over there. ))

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Kill it! In Cuthbert's name!&quot;

Purple Worm 2:<font color="#000000">There. XD

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Swallowtail fires at Mink's squiggles. &#171; &#160;1d20+12+3 = 16 + 12 + 3 = 31&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187; &#171;  &#160;1d4+5d6+3 = 3 + 16 + 3 = 22&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Purple Worm 2:<font color="#000000">Down it goes. XD

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;DAMMIT!&quot; &gt;:O

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Good work, Swallowtail.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;...Hmph.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; Blink.


 * Roy Stanford grabs the abomination. &#171; &#160;1d20+17 = 4 + 17 = 21&#160;  &#187; touch attack on Sszeyl.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Hy didn't get to do hennytink to dat vun eidder!&quot; &gt;:|

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Well that was easier than expec-- oh crap.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Shankfang? Finish it.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Stop please stop!!&quot; He rushes over.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, that was...slightly less challenging than expec--&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">One of the arm heads gently holds Roy's hands in its jaws.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well actually init order.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Then the entire monster explodes.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(By the way Meany, legit now, any kind of &quot;evilaura&quot; on Sszeyl during Uberlaw Mode?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Wait, hold on! That's Sszeyl- fuc-&quot; And she gets spalttered in gods knows what?

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;1d20+20 = 15 + 20 = 35&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; Grapple check if that hits. &quot;Just containing it --&quot; Explosion. :|

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Well. Explode is too fast paced of a term. The armor breaks apart, piece by piece, each jettisoned plate floating in orbit around the main body until Sszeyl is revealed.


 * Gamal-Junayd sits down again...he's now extra tired from two quick dances and strength draining poison flowing in his veins...

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hahaha

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">Splattered? No no. A bolt into the mouth, upper side, behind hard palate. Soft tissue into nervous system.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Just containing it

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">... probably.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Is Roy with the SCP now?

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">I no know worm anatomy so well. &gt;.&gt;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">At which point he casually waves an arm and the armor turns to dust.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Sszeyl the hell was that?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;I'd have said something, but that was difficult enough to breath in.&quot;

Aelian:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;Tathi! Are you okay!?&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Roy is released.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Is...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom looks around frantically, at everyone who was threatened.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">What's the stuff for a coup de grace? &gt;:.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">Tathi blinks, and peers over her shoulder. Then she smirks, and taps Aelian on the nose. &quot;I'm fine. It never even got a chance to strike.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Is... everyone okay??&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Attack

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;And folks?&quot;

Sszeyl: <font color="#ff">(( Auto-crits. ))

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Full-round action, point blank range only.

VAE:<font color="#000000">you make an attack. Then it has to roll a fort save against the damage

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;We're.. uh.. filthy rich now.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">vae should create an organization that is the akellon version of the SCP with archivists and some other classes to pad it out, who set out to catalog all the strange things int he world, and contain the rare things that are sole freaks capable of wreaking major havoc

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">No attack roll, roll critical hit damage.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;This is TWO worms.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Yes, I know.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Filthy rich? Why?&quot;


 * Roy Stanford watches Sszeyl silently for a moment with a glowing glare, before turning to Thomas. &quot;.... Your Moscran friend is poisoned.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;No casualties as far as I can see, only minor injuries.&quot;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Damage + 10 = fortitude save DC versus death.

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;One will feed this entire city and make a fortune off its hide and poison.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Do they shit gold or somethign?&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;The other? Yeah we're really rich.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;I do'nt feel too well. really don't...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tom starts. &quot;Ah! Right!&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr swings his head around to Sszeyl. &quot;Aside from the poison.&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Eh. I know next to nothing about this sort of fuckery.&quot;

Tathi:<font color="#9900FF">&quot;What.. CRAP! Gamal is poisoned! HEALERS!&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Can't do shit with poison on my end.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Calm down..&quot; He's right there.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Shankfang takes a moment to examine the worm's body, before placing the barrel of Rose right against it, somewhere over the head, and fires! &#171; &#160;12d6+6 = 46 + 6 = 52&#160; <font color="#990000">&#187; Headshot damage!

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Now I'm noticed... fucking machines and kordites get all the glory, don't take any of the pain...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I noticed you the first time, we got ambushed immediately. :T

Purple Worm 2:<font color="#000000">Well, now it's dead.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">it was long enough for me to make 2nd fort save so was at least a min

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas does a Heal check to assist with any lingering toxins. &#171; &#160;1d20+19 = 4 + 19 = 23&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

GM:<font color="#000000">... is it gone?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Yeah, iz gone.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hahaha

Glitch:<font color="#000000">...lesser restoration -and- restoration only cure 1d4 points of ability damage to one score? &gt;:/

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Unless there's another one.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Shank is Duke Nukem

VAE:<font color="#000000">Any one played DN3D?

GM:<font color="#000000">OH

GM:<font color="#000000">DOY

GM:<font color="#000000">Gamal, that was DM derp/

VAE:<font color="#000000">He had this bosskill video animations

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I don't mean game time I mean meta-time.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Geeze, my Restoration ability isn't so useful as I thought...

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Now quit being a sourpuss I'm here.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vell, now iz dead.&quot;

GM:<font color="#000000">It wasn't a minute -- only a few rounds. It was just DM derpitude. |D;

VAE:<font color="#000000">He gunned the first one in the head like Shank did now

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000"> &quot;At least Hy got to schoot it.&quot; &gt;:|


 * Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather is shuffling through the rubble for something...

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She just scoffs quietly and cleans up.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">um glitch,restoration, the 4th lvl one, cures all temp abiltiy damage, and restores one score of all drain


 * Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather slices off a piece of violet chitin, and pockets it.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt, meanwhile, rushes over to the sawblade-ball device and starts turning a crank on it. &quot; Good thing I didn't make this one-use only...&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">and can cure 1 negative level

VAE:<font color="#000000">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LErXPxqIWU

VAE:<font color="#000000">This, RAM

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">The sawblades retract, and a bloody metal sphere is left behind.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Alright.. I think the worst has passed. I can prepare a spell to purge the damage from your system, but it'll take sitting down and meditating for some minutes.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">watch for the end animation

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Sszeyl cracks his neck by twisting it from side to side. &quot;Is Gamal healed enough that I'm not an ass for answering qustions now?&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Ohhhh there it is Restoration -does- cure all ability damage.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;I hope there aren't any more of them.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;No need, Thomas. Allow me.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;So we have time then. Anyone feel like searching the stomaches to see if one ate the eryines?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Or if they are, that they'll show up now.&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;Answer.&quot; The lieutenant tries in vain to wipe some of the purple worm drool from his armor and clothing.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;We can't do anything with an erinyes corpse at this point. We need to press on.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr moves over to Gamal, and places one of his hands on Gamal's torso.

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;The loss of the worms will likely be sensed by the castle's occupants.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Golden light starts flowing down Serrierr's arm, and begins to suffuse the mummywrapped man.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas jolts.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">After about twenty seconds of pouring power into Gamal, he should feel much better. (Restoration granted)

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Thanks&quot; he flexes his arms a bit &quot;I can feel the strength returning.&quot;

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Another experiment. Instead of tapping into the power of the First, I tapped into the Dragon's power. Not as comfortable as the other method, but I had more control.&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Wait!&quot; He activates his Slayer's sight. &quot;Those were just bodies.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">x3

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Serrierr, look with me.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I have been...&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot; Oh. Good.&quot; &gt;.&gt;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">What do you mean just bodies? They were possessed? what?&quot;

Serrierr whispers: Nothing, right?

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;?&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Bodies. . . &quot;

Serrierr whispers: cuz you know, Serrierr's detect evil is always on and doesn't have a 3-round delay. :B

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Fuck. Means there's the devils that possessed them, flying around.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">&quot;Vell, dat does not bode vell.&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Then I guess we all stick next to Serrierr, right? Can't be possessed near him?&quot;

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">&quot;... That still makes --&quot; He cuts off, watching the fiend slayers.

GM:<font color="#000000">Tomi?

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas is focused on sweeping his gaze around.

GM:<font color="#000000">Please roll Will.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Oh hell no.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">I gotta go. Bed time.

Serrierr whispers: oh come on...


 * Gamal-Junayd stands again since things might be problematic soon

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You better have Moment of Perfect Clarity prepped.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">eh shank, she'll just iron heart surge

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr's head suddenly snaps around.

You whisper to Glitch: Come on what you knew they were possessed. =3=;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;What--how...&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Can you Iron Heart Surge when you have no control over yourself?

Serrierr whispers: You're the one who kept telling us that was only a guess!

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">that's kind of it's point

You whisper to Glitch: Though if it makes you feel better... it's stopped by stone walls.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr suddenly moves center-ish.

Dr. Hatari whispers: How evil do I want to be &gt;:3

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;Everyone get near me now.&quot;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I mean, would it work against possession?

You whisper to Glitch: All they had to do was phase into the walls.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr is casting his eyes around every direction. He mutters something in Celestial.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">It removes effects. Does possession count as an effect?

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She was presently occupied wrenching a purple worm fang out of its skull. Will: &#171; &#160;1d20+5 = 16 + 5 = 21&#160; <font color="#FF0000">&#187;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Or skull-analogue.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;'''Smart bastards...they hid in the stone itself. My Sight cannot go through stone.&quot;'''

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">Gnogglebolt starts fumbling with his belt, trying to slot in a new vial of incindigas fuel...

You whisper to Dr. Hatari: Luckily for the party, that's a success.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I take it that's a no to Moment of Perfect Clarity.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">The player just doesn't believe in using counters when you're flat-footed. Sorta-speak.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Of course...

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">That means...

RAM:<font color="#990000">You're a Warblade.

RAM:<font color="#990000">You can't get caught flat footed.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Uncanny Dodge, yo.

Teeny Rin:<i><font color="#FF0000">Sorta-speak.

</i>GM:<font color="#000000">Ohhhh, I can't take the suspense! Shall we extend it longer -- nya!


 * GM is brick'd on all sides.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">He's using it as a colloquial term to refer to mental state, not mechanics

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">...that nothing particularly alarming happens as she liberates her prize. She does frown and smack the back of her neck as though killing a mosquito.


 * Tomiko Lazarus is bricked.

RAM:<font color="#990000">x3

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr just has a hard stare.

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">g'night folks!

You whisper to Glitch: Serrierr sees a winged shape try to enter Tomi... and then get smacked out irritably. &quot;&gt;:\ &quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Night!

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Ta.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Wait!

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"> &quot;Phew.. &quot; =3=;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Ghost, any noms?

VAE:<font color="#000000">night Ghost

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;....Thomas, we're going to need to check he--wait!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">And nomming Sszeyl

Ghostwish:<font color="#9900FF">sorry, bed time now. =3=

VAE:<font color="#000000">for epic fist

<i><font color="#0000ff">Ghostwish is disconnected.

</i>Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I see it, she just rebuffed it! Tomi, come here now!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also, nomming Brushgather

VAE:<font color="#000000">for &quot;Finally, normal-sized inquisitors&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus looks up. :|

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">I don't suppose it's visible now, is it?

Gamal-Junayd : <font color="#0">(( should we continue...he seemed to be payig less attention than normal... ))

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;By the way, these taste horrible.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">I don't; mind either way

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Because if it is, I'm shooting the fuck outta it.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Serrierr's body suddently cracks like porcelian and bursts into the tornado of shards as he prepares his ghost-touching form.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;...&quot; =w=;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">(don't know how to spell that...)

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Did you just try it, or did you allow someoen to cook it some other time?&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Who else.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">porcelain

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nomming Tathi for &quot;we're fucking rich&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Chew chew. :E

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"> &quot;What the hell..&quot; =3=

RAM:<font color="#990000">Elder Scrolls.

RAM:<font color="#990000">*omnomnomplants*

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Yeah...maybe I can cook you some later and see if I can't make it better. cut off a flank for experimentation.&quot;

RAM:<font color="#990000">&quot;...This would make an excellent poison.&quot;

Serrierr whispers: are the spirits fleeing?


 * Inquisitor Falstaff Brushgather looks amused.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Also

Serrierr whispers: or at least hiding back in the stone?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Nomming Gnogglebolt for &quot;It worked just a minute too late&quot;

Miron:<font color="#000000">&quot;Well, that went better than expected.&quot;

You whisper to Glitch: They're hovering, and spitting curses, heading back toward the stone -- if you want to act, act now.

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">So what's the moral of the session, kids?

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">HD =/= CR! Also your party has like 20 people.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">Yep.

VAE:<font color="#000000">eh


 * Teeny Rin has a safe dropped on her.

VAE:<font color="#000000">it had 16 HD

VAE:<font color="#000000">not too much

Serrierr whispers: well, he could rush them and try to attack one with his ghostouch slam...but that would mean leaving everyone out of his protective aura.

VAE:<font color="#000000">In lia's place I'd have updated it to 20 or so

You whisper to Glitch: Point them out? ;3

VAE:<font color="#000000">hell, I did throw 20HD skeletons at a level 12 party and they did them in fine

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Tomi points at Sszeyl out of nowhere.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I was doing it on the fly. :P

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">it's cr 12. it's still comes out to a cr 14 fight. in theory, should take up 80% resources if we had a normal 4 man party....

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;You.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Granted, DnDMFA had hell of an inherent powers

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I didn't expect Tomi and Serrierr to come along. :B

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Me.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Rail, but not a party this big

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;..That wasn't bad.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;I see them, cannot move to attack them without unprotecting you all.&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">it becomes an issue of initiative

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;Thank you.&quot;


 * Tomiko Lazarus lowers her arm and nods.

Sszeyl:<font color="#0000FF">&quot;You were in top form.&quot;

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">&quot;So attack here!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">It can't get to act often enough

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">&quot;Thomas...can you put up your circle? so we are safe while Serrierr hunts them down?&quot;

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Of course.&quot; She folds arms and looks around.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">Two shards go and &quot;point&quot; in two different directions for anyone with force range attacks

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">&quot;Ah.. yes. I can!&quot;

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas prepares to cast...

GM:<font color="#000000">We'll assume, between Shankfang and Vonain, the spirits get blasted.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">But that's probably crossing a session line.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<b><font color="#990000">BANG BANG BANG

</b>Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Vonain fires his Spriit Blast in one direction, but with a 50% miss chace...

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Ah.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Well.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">Okay then.

GM:<font color="#000000">Unless either of them has particularly cool narration? :B

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Just standard trick shot narrations.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">DISCOBAAAALL.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Bouncing bullets and the like.

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">I got enough lazors to throw a rave here!

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">Shankfang is doing tricks

VAE:<font color="#000000">adn there are balls bouncing


 * VAE brick'd

GM:<font color="#000000">We'll leave off here, and pick up next time! The DM's going to scroll up and grab previous noms, so nom away. :D

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000"> &quot;Wonder if I could've taken one of those by myself..&quot;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">righto, let's see...

RAM:<font color="#990000">Tom for the banishment scene. That was cool.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Aelian for &quot;GET OUT OF THERE, TATHI!&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">like said. Tathi - &quot;We're fucking rich&quot; Sszeyl - epic transformation Brushgather - &quot;Normal people, finally&quot;


 * Thomas Lazarus sheathes sword. e_e

VAE:<font color="#000000">I wasn't watching the banishment, honestly

VAE:<font color="#000000">I was busy talking to myself

VAE:<font color="#000000">which actually hopefully was much less retarded than what it sounds like

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Mostly it's been combat.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">But.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Gamal for Troopering it up.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Actually

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's slightly vexing when you're in a multiplayer game and you roleplay with yourself in an isolated room, to the exclusion of paying attention to outside events...

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">But... good job? :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">Serrier for &quot;If it wassn't idiotic, it'd fit a kordite&quot;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">tom for brushign off devilish possession like it's a mosquito bite.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hatari. if you're trying to string together something vaguely sensible for both of them.. .well, it does take a lot of them brains

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">tomi*

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Hence the good job part. |D

VAE:<font color="#000000">Besides, I always tend towards tunnel vision when goings get involved

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">The player was actually kind of hoping Tomi was about to get possessed in secret, just to fuck with you all later.

VAE:<font color="#000000">ahaha

VAE:<font color="#000000">Bast ,like me with Miron back then

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">I was hoping she'd be possessed as well

VAE:<font color="#000000">It'd have been such a cliche perfect scene

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">That was just a beetle or something. =3= *bricked*

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">cause it would of been an epic fight

VAE:<font color="#000000">&quot;The altar alone can't do anything&quot;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Rolls a 1 on a will save

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">snrk

Liatai:<font color="#000000">x3

VAE:<font color="#000000">seriously. it was cliche horror movie perfect

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Hatari; nahh, that wouldn't have flown, as Serrierr was starting to say, we'd have to double-check her anyway.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and then tom's protection aura fucked it up x3

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Seriously, Tomi in a rage is basically just worse than one of these things. Just instead of passable AC, she has a five-swing full attack. &gt;_&gt;

VAE:<font color="#000000">hah

VAE:<font color="#000000">Miron would have been trouble a bit. He still had his Harms.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">how to fight tomi. make sure she never gets a full attack

RAM:<font color="#990000">No.

GM:<font color="#000000">Any more noms?

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">How to fight tomi: Will save or die.

RAM:<font color="#990000">How to fight Tomi: don't.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Nope.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">coward ram

GM:<font color="#000000">This was a really good session once we got rolling, I'm sure there are more.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">she's not that insane

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">'Course now her attack bonus gets so high she can full-power attack on a maneuver and still hit 30's anyways. :x

VAE:<font color="#000000">Heh.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Noms huh..

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Tathi for entrepra--god I have to look that up.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">YOU KNOW.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yes. And we don't mean beef jerky

VAE:<font color="#000000">entrepreneurship

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Dat yah.


 * VAE wins at grammar again

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">We should prolly include her in Goldtooth.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">*spelling


 * Dr. Hatari is bricked.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">But Tathi has morals.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Entrepreneur. I think.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">She'd never enjoy it.

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahaha

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Gnogglebolt for purpose-built deathtrap. The incredible edible gut-blender. :x

Glitch:<font color="#000000">heh. ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Meh. Too many people and Goldtooth will be like a goverment

VAE:<font color="#000000">not getting anything done

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">...

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Yeah, I just...went and made that one up with almost no input from Lia this time. ^^;

VAE:<font color="#000000">and good fucking job on it

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">VAE, did you miss the plot about buying out Kaduar at some point?

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">:P

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I'm sure she appreciates it. :B

VAE:<font color="#000000">nah, didn't miss it

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Since she doesn't like working on them, and I'm alwasy frustrated about &quot;waiting&quot; on her to actually make it...

Glitch:<font color="#000000">I hope I didn't go too far, Lia. ^^;

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I do appreciate it. Good work! :D

VAE:<font color="#000000">Bast

Glitch:<font color="#000000">oh okay. :&gt;

VAE:<font color="#000000">either way, it blew up a dead worm

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You're (usually) so rules conservative that I would just let you make anything you want, and veto it in the field if I thought 'wtf no' as an exception, not the rule. Pff.

RAM:<font color="#990000">See, that's why whenever I design one, I just tell her what it's gonna do, get a go/no-go, and make it.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Heh. ^^; Well, I guess I should take that as I am considered trustworthy, then. ^^;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">?

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">It's also a nice thing about Artificer creations since almost all of them are governed by rules, not judgement.

VAE:<font color="#000000">you are considered more Lawful than miron

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">your the anti munchkin

VAE:<font color="#000000">take that as you will.

GM:<font color="#000000">Last call for noms!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Right. &gt;.&gt;;

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hamburger helper


 * Shankfang the Deffrider no gets nomz. Eh, didn't do much this session.

VAE:<font color="#000000">well, neither did I, so.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Gamal: &quot;FRNGHB Kordites!&quot; 

VAE:<font color="#000000">Noms are exception not rule anyhow

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I lol'd.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">At any rate, I guess, ah...I'll actually have a little more fun and get some more use out of Tinkering, then, if I'm allowed to actually go off on my own and only have to worry about field vetos. ^^;

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">...Oh right, Sszeyl didn't give the Roy a satisfactory answer. |D

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Guess I know what I'm doing, next session.

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">No you didn't. &gt;:\

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">well seriously. she wasn't the only one to hit it...but she got a crit and everyone goes oooh, aaaah....and gamal is = a glory seeker.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ah, noms...I think I covered everyone I could think of. Asife from Tomiko Being Convinced To Stay, though I think I already nom'd that...

Roy Stanford:<font color="#000000">I was about to say &quot;that makes no sense to me&quot; and then we got ambushed. =w=;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Admittedly, it's getting hard to really play Shankfang. We've been ending up in places where there's not much for him to really do.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I know that feeling

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Well it didn't actually confirm to be fair.


 * RAM is looking forward to trying out his new character!

VAE:<font color="#000000">Hell, there was a time like that with Miron

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I got a regular single punch for over seventy damage that bypasses hardness.

VAE:<font color="#000000">when he just stood abovegrounds with Sorenoc and the troopers standing about

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I deserve someone going, &quot;Hey, that destroyed a castle! Good job.&quot; *bricked*


 * Gamal-Junayd was told to make a new char, and it'll come in at castleton. motivation to play gamal dropped a lot after that. that was six months ago. darn you lia for giving me such advanced notice!

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Note to self.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Make Castle Goldtooh's main walls Tomiproof.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Anyway, Hatari. Feel like doing a minisession sometime during the week, or perhaps tomorrow with a conversation between Serrierr and Thomas before Serrierr went to join the Shepherds for the night?

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Nothing is Tomiproof.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Nothing. :B

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Oh?

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">walls of force

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">She breaks open the wall, all on fire.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Finds out we filled the walls with crude oil.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Magic and/or psychic bullshit. :T

Burmice:<font color="#000000">&quot;Or walls covered in contact poison.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">|D

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Poison? Have you SEEN her Fort saves. XP

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">My raging fort save is +20.


 * Liatai is brick'd.

RAM:<font color="#990000">Pfft, she has a phenomenal fort save.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I USE YOUR POISON AS GARNISH.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">How's her ref save look?

Burmice:<font color="#000000">&quot;That just means you haven't found the right mixture.&quot;


 * Gamal-Junayd needs evasion...I have a 14 ref save

Burmice:<font color="#000000">&quot;A moat with a couple of my lovelies helps, too.&quot;

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Because my idea has four to six thousand gallons of crude oil meeting her fire.

Burmice:<font color="#000000">. . . That'd work, too.

GM:<font color="#000000">Sszeyl - 100 XP - Dragon Fist. 100 XP - Law versus Honor. 300 XP - Balancing the chakrabooks. Tathi - 100 XP - We're bleeping rich. 100 XP - &quot;Honey did a halfling just jump over your head?&quot; &quot;Focus on moving, dear.&quot; 100 XP - Entrepreneur. Gnogglebolt - 100 XP - Well, it worked -- just a minute too late. 200 XP - Independent research! Swallowtail - 100 XP - Law versus Honor. 100 XP - You mean you can't be sentenced to death just for insulting nobility here?! :O Miron - 100 XP - Lawplotz. 200 XP - Dreams. 200 XP - Talking to oneself for fun and profit. Thomas - 100 XP - Snow White aura. IT BEGINS. 100 XP - Family concerns. 100 XP - Banishment scene! Gamal - 150 XP - Hello? Poisoned over here? (-50 XP - For sucking poison out of a wound auuuuuugh noooo that is not how you treat envenomed wounds DX *brick'd* ) 100 XP - lnknaslkndal Kordites &gt;:E Serrierr - 100 XP - That plan would be almost Kordite if it wasn't idiotic. Falstaff - 100 XP - Finally, normal-sized inquisitors.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">I may not be a glory-hound.. but I feel you, Gamal. She's been upstaging me my whole life.

Thomas Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Just because I cast buffs to save lives doesn't mean I'm weaker than her.. =w=;;

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">so liatai, it's 150 then -50?

VAE:<font color="#000000">59850

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yep. Net 100.

RAM:<font color="#990000">She has a reflex save of Action Before Thought. :P

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">and gamal has no heal ranks to know how to treat a wound like that!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Yeah, hence why I didn't make it a &quot;real&quot; denom. :P

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;54400+100+200+100 = 54400 + 100 + 200 + 100 = 54800&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187; (aw Hatari you didn't nom Serrierr for Convincing Tomiko? Gnogglebolt gets Serrierr's nom EXP...)

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">(I really thought I pulled out all the stops for that roleplayed conversation...)

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">...

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">Gnoggle is level ten still?

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahah, true enough lia, about the sucking out

RAM:<font color="#990000">Oh!

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">What maddness?

VAE:<font color="#000000">The fuck

RAM:<font color="#990000">Combat XPz?

VAE:<font color="#000000">The fuck

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Oh.. that kind of slipped my mind. &gt;.&gt; I usually nom by looking at the Connections window and considering memory of what each name did.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Gnoggelbolt fucked up ahrd, or that's Vonain

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ram; combat XP when it's all over. :B

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I guess I don't associate Serrierr with Glitch enough. XP

VAE:<font color="#000000">Glitch you little arse

RAM:<font color="#990000">Oh.

VAE:<font color="#000000">You had more XP than Miron before the fucking fortress

Glitch:<font color="#000000">No no, that's Gnogglebolt's EXP. Vonain is 3,000 behind Gnogglebolt.

VAE:<font color="#000000">No way you didn't level

VAE:<font color="#000000">No fucking way

Liatai:<font color="#000000">See, this is why I'm saving XP until the end.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">And that is why Liatai did say she was probably going to have to fiat my two characters. ^^;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Question..

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">We have people in the party who are ECL12.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Your XP got fucktracked on the way

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Something apparetly went wrong.

Meany:<font color="#0000FF">How are you still 10.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Did you post XP at beginning of session..?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Same with me, but I caught it

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I was pretty late.

RAM:<font color="#990000">...I thought alternate characters used the same XP pool?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Which is actually hillarious

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No, no XP was posted.

VAE:<font color="#000000">You know glitch

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Ran; -Vonain- uses his own EXP

VAE:<font color="#000000">You post XP every session

VAE:<font color="#000000">And still you get this

VAE:<font color="#000000">If you bother posting then you should loook up current in last session's log

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Alright. I guess I'll awkwardly have the Lazarus twins at level 11 XP, as level 12's.. |D;

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Serrierr is considered an &quot;NPC under my control&quot;, so his noms go to my main PC.

VAE:<font color="#000000">I mean, you do that forever

Gamal-Junayd whispers: just wondering, what is the combat xp up to now? since it's been like 3-4 dungeons now

Liatai:<font color="#000000">No no no no.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Keep the Lazarus twins as they are. ^^;

RAM:<font color="#990000">...Why does Vonain have his own, though?

RAM:<font color="#990000">Isn't he an alt?

VAE:<font color="#000000">No fiating. He'll go back and look up where his count diverged. And I *BET* it was the fortress

Liatai:<font color="#000000">I'll update everyone else to their level once the dungeon's done.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">Because Vonain actually -is- his own PC who is going to--yeah, he';s an alt. Liatai does not have alts keep the same EXP.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I mean, nom XP + old value = still level 11.

RAM:<font color="#990000">I was told she did. &gt;:|

Liatai:<font color="#000000">.... I'm confused. ^^;

RAM:<font color="#990000">Who's lying to me?!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I leveled on the premise we were getting XP at beginning of the game. |D;

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">You told me to.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Because Miron levelled up after it, and two sessions later he was back to 52k or so

Liatai:<font color="#000000">OH.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">OH DUH.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">SORRY.

VAE:<font color="#000000">yeah

VAE:<font color="#000000">combat XP too

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Uhhhhhm. |D;;;;

VAE:<font color="#000000">but that doesn't still figure out what fucked up with glitch

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I have a solution.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">how much xp were you short hatari?

<i><font color="#0000ff">Meany is disconnected.

</i>Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Disregard it and I'll add the rest later with everyone else.

GM:<font color="#000000">OH GEE LOOK AT THE TIME


 * GM flees!

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">XP

Glitch:<font color="#000000">xP

VAE:<font color="#000000">hahahah

VAE:<font color="#000000">No go lia

VAE:<font color="#000000">I am the master of the server

VAE:<font color="#000000">an I won't put it down until this is dealt with x3

GM:<font color="#000000">All right, all right. Mea culpa. I'll admit... I've never been the best at this XP business.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Ehh

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Thomas - 100 XP - Snow White aura. IT BEGINS.

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">I lol'd.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Use analisis.

GM:<font color="#000000">How much XP did the Lazarus twins need to level up?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Pull it out your arse

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Uhhhh 65315/66000 was the value before the above noms.

Glitch:<font color="#000000">so, really close

GM:<font color="#000000">Everyone gains 1800 XP.

Gnogglebolt:<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;54400+1800 = 54400 + 1800 = 56200&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">61650!

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">now I'm getting close. 64700/66000

Vonain (Goldeneye):<font color="#000000">&#171; &#160;51300+1800 = 51300 + 1800 = 53100&#160; <font color="#000000">&#187;

VAE:<font color="#000000">61650


 * Gamal-Junayd tries to beg for another 1300 :P

GM:<font color="#000000">By the time Yoriver's over, everyone's going to be level 12, exempting the NPCs. So, patience. :3

VAE:<font color="#000000">Let's see if Miron can get to 12 before yoriver ends

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">does that mean I should move the new char I'll be bringing in to lvl 12?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">...Is there that much left in Yoriver?

VAE:<font color="#000000">Depending who

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">What about me? Level ten? LEVEL TEN?

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">no, she's going to be fiatting

Swallowtail:<font color="#FF0000">ETHEREALNESS YES?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Some characters need a lot of XP for level 12.


 * Swallowtail kunais at Mink. 8|

VAE:<font color="#000000">There's Whitakers and Montclaire and Osmul and

GM:<font color="#000000">Ack ow Swallowtail yes I'll level you up this week


 * GM is brick'd.

VAE:<font color="#000000">and there's also Altonor

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">and ram. I think she's intending to fiat everyone up.

Miron:<font color="#000000">By the time this ends, I will face you as an equal, drow scum.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Altonor only counts for you, Miron.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">so that tom's not that far ahead of say gnoggle anymore

Dr. Hatari:<font color="#FF0000">Swallowtail will practically gain teleportation at level 10. Except even better, since you can explore with it. :x

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Consider it storyline rewards.


 * Dr. Hatari loved playing a level 10 ninja in dungeons.


 * Shankfang the Deffrider at the very least will fight against you if it comes to it.

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">you think miron doesn't expect that?

VAE:<font color="#000000">bast. Level 12. . .means Burmy will be able to awaken skeletons when she joins up, probably.

GM:<font color="#000000">And Miron?

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">He already does not like you for almost killing his future brother in law.

GM:<font color="#000000">Just a note.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Uh-oh.

GM:<font color="#000000">Remember, NPCs in Akellon are not static.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">She's red.

Miron:<font color="#000000">So he buffed up too.

Tomiko Lazarus:<font color="#FF0000">Watch out for red women.

Miron:<font color="#000000">Still.

GM:<font color="#000000">They also gain XP and level up.

Miron:<font color="#000000">I have the force of law behind me

Gamal-Junayd :<font color="#000000">On of the reasons I've been sitting and doing nothing, Is because I've been resisting the urge to roll listen checks, because I'm assuming mirons smart enough to not actually be tlaking all these plots like 35 feet from me

Miron:<font color="#000000">Force of law, and if it goes right, about half a dozen allies, at least.

Serrierr:<font color="#000000">If you guys ever see me again after this, I'll definitely be HD-advanced... :B

GM:<font color="#000000">Anyway! Saving campaign!

Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Serrierr is evolving!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Yeah, bullshit Braxton law. :P

<i><font color="#0000ff">Railock is disconnected.

</i>Teeny Rin:<font color="#FF0000">Serrierr became... Deva!

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Bracton Law doesn't count for shit. &quot;P

Miron:<font color="#000000">It counts as valid law.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Braxton law, too.

Miron:<font color="#000000">If more towns in Akellon were as orderly as Braxton, life would be a lot different, and bettter.

Liatai:<font color="#000000">Saved!

Liatai:<font color="#000000">You may shut down at your leisure, VAE. :3

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">Better my green ass.

Shankfang the Deffrider:<font color="#990000">You wouldn't be able to walk down the street without being arrested.

VAE:<font color="#000000">Log, Lia?

Miron:<font color="#000000">I certainly would/

Liatai:<font color="#000000">VAE, I always save the log after the server goes down. :P

VAE:<font color="#000000">Fine

VAE:<font color="#000000">To hell with this x3

<i> You have disconnected.

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